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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Mooing ]

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♪♪

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[ Bells jingle ]

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Hi.
Hey.Ladies.

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♪♪

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Rio: Mama,things are going great.

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Yes, the soil is dead, but Mikespent the last two weeks

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researchingsoil revitalization, and --

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Donna:
The soil is dead?

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What do you mean
the soil is dead?

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The soil on the farm that
you threw away your life for,

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thatsoil is dead?

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What are you doing
while he's teaching himself

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how to farm?Well, I-I-I'm --I'm unpacking

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'cause I got to sift throughall of Aunt Maggie's stuff

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and get it -- I got an idea.

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Start a fire,
take the insurance money --

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don't look back!

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Arson is almost impossible
to prove.

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I wish you couldsee it out here, Mom.It's so beautiful.

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The skyand the fresh air and --

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[ Screaming ]Aah!

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What was that?!
It's a goat.

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I'm fine. Yeah.  A goat? Rio!

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Rudy's got a --[ Screaming ]

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...goat that screams
like a human man.

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Rudy's the homeless man

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who's living
in your barn?!

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If I'm homeless,why is the barn my home?

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Ha ha. Got her.

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That's a...good one.
It's true. Hello?

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Um, is there -- I see
there's a chicken, also, there?

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She's a stray.
Theresa likes her.

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I'm sorry --
who's Theresa?
The goat.

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Isn't that the name
of your ex-wife or...?

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Yes, but it has
no significance.

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Um, okay, so, there's gonna be
a chicken anda goat --

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Anjelica.
I'm sorry --
who's Anjelica?

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The chicken.

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She stays.She's Theresa's best friend.

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[ Anjelica clucks ] Are you there?

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Oh. Copy that.Mike: Hey, honey! Rio? Hello?!

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Um, Mom, I gotta go, but
I just don't want you to worry,

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because Mike has got this. Oh, "Mike's got this."

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Now I'm gonna
sleep great --
Bye.

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I found a nickel!

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You what?Like Indiana Jones
out here,

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just bumping into
artifacts...

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What --

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...from 2012.

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Oh.

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Still, seven years
ain't nothin'.

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[ Laughing ] Yeah.I claim this land.

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Farmer boy,
you're looking hot!

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Hot piece of ass
collecting soil samples.

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I-I'm sorry, honey.
I can't hear you. What?

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Farmer boy, so hot.You're a hot piece of ass.I --

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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--Captions by VITAC--

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If we plant the cloverin time for the rain,

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next year,we can diversify crops.

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We could be sitting ona pretty dope microbial base.

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Whoo!

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Sounds like
we got a plan!
Yeah!

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Houston,
we have a plan.

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Problem, right?
Hou--

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No.

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"Houston,
we have a plan."

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"Problem" -- it's like,
"Houston, we have a problem."

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I'm going from the movie,when Tom Hanks radios down.

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He says,"Houston, we have a plan."

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You're just gonna have
to believe me on this
one, 'cause it's --

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[ Theresa screams ]Oh, zhush!

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Hey, there, buddy.
Hey.

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♪♪

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[ Switch clicks ]

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Yeah.
That's about right.

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Okay.

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Hi, Aunt Maggie,
you sweet, sweet hoarder.

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Ohh!

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Turn...away...
demon...child...dolls.

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Do you want
to get lunch?

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You know what?
I'm fighting the light.

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Okay.
But do you want
some bea--

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Oh.
It's just the juice.

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[ Slurps ]
Okay.

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I'm okay.
All right.

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♪♪

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[ Keyboard clacking ]Hey.

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Hey.

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Honey, you want to do
some sex stuff?

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Yeah. M-Maybe.

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You know,my soil report just came in

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from all the samples
I bagged up.

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Mm-hmmmmmm.

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So just looking --Oh, nitrogen is low.

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Phosphate's low.
Oof.
Ooh.

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pH is low.
Ohh.

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Sweet potash numbers.

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Nice.
Mm!

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What do you say
we get dirty

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and bag
some of yoursamples?

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[ Clicks tongue ]Wow, that, um...Yeah.

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That didn't sound great.Yeah, it went south
really quickly.

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Rio: We're just kind of gettingused to being here, really.

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Donna: Getting used to
extreme loneliness

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and desperation
for human contact?

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Like a prisoner.
Stop.

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Are you even
having meals together?

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Actually, you know what?Come to think of it,

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we did share some peanutstogether the other day.

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It was kind of cute.

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And you're not
having sex.

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I can hear it
in your voice.

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A mother
always knows...
Ma!

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...when her daughter's
not getting any!

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Okay, $9.45.

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You coming
to the potluck today?

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Are you gonna inviteMike and Rio?

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Oh, should I?

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I wouldn't want them
to feel pressured to come

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and then actually come.

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Your mom invited meto a potluckwhen
Iwas new in town.

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What if they rob me?

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Or, heaven forbid,

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they turn all my buckets
upside down and drum on them?

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Why would they
do that, Kay?

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I don't know
what New Yorkers do for fun.

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And sorry to say this, but
have you seen her tight tops?

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I think she might be
promiscuous.

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Come on, now.[ Bells jingle ]

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Mom, just -- j-- j--
Hold on a second, okay?

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Hey, Constance.Hey, Miss Rio.

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Hey, Kay.Donna:
I can't see anything!

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Whew!

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I can't see you!Oh.

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Sorry, Mom. When was the last time

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that you and Mike
had intercourse?

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No, Mom -- Mom! Mom!

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You're on video chat.Shh! And I mean real, loving...

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Hi. Just -- ...emotionally connected
intercourse?

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Once the sex goes,
everything goes.

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[ Cellphone beeps ][ Chuckles nervously ]

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It's just, uh...

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I'll get youa new can of clams, Kent.

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Thanks, Connie.

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Sorry about that.[ Chuckles ]

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Guess you know
more about me now.

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[ Chuckles nervously ]

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[ Clears throat ]

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We're having a potluck
today at 4:00.

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I'm inviting you.

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And that's it.

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A-A potluck.

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I --We would love to come.

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"Potluck" means
you have to bring something.

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I know that.

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Thank you.

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Can I have my bag?

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Bye, now.Bye, Miss Kay.

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[ Bell jingles, door opens ]Kay: And don't forget
to bring something.

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[ Door closes ]When she says
"bring something" --

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Food.

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Food. Okay.
Cool, cool.

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And that means
just sort of buy something

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and put it on --
You make it.

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Yeah, that's
what I thought. Okay.

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Just, like, a classic
potluck situation.

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Hon, I can't go
to that potluck.

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I got to finish digging this
ditch before the rain comes.

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I know, but I wasjust thinking, like,

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maybe we could just
take a break,

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and we could do ithow we did it in New York --

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our Saturday date night.

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Remember the one time
we got so drunk

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that we just did it
in the bathroom of
that Thai bistro?

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Whoo!

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Oh. Wow, what a night.You know.

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Well,
you would've thought

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my performance
would've been affected

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by that Thai gal
banging on the bathroom door,

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but one of
my better showings.
Indeed.

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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What is this?

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You think this is
a poop or a rock?

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That's a rock.

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No, that's --
that's a poop.

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That's poop
all the way.
No,
that's not breaking.

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That's a rock.Oh, she'll break.

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This def a poo.

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I don't know, girl.Let me see.

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Ho!
Hey-o!

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[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] Hey!
Hello, there, little poop!

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Poop, there it is!Welcome to the farm!

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Ohh.
Oh, that's great.

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Ah...

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Yeah, we should definitely
get a date night done tonight.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Great!

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Mike does most of the cooking,
but I do infuse my own water,

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which is kind of great.

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It's got cucumber and rosemary.
It's very cleansing --

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Missy, if you bringvegetable water to this potluck,

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I will arrest you myself.

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Yeah.We are going to makean icebox cake

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with no cooking required.That's good.

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[ Horn honks ]

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Beau: Hey, neighbor.

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Hey, Mike!You remember me? Jacob!

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We've been here for two weeks,
Jacob. Uh, I got it.

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Hey, I noticed
your tiny electric vehicle's

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riding kind of low.

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What do you got
in there?

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It's tiny,
but it's big on efficiency.

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I, uh, I got some seed
back there.

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Once I hook up the spreader
to that bad boy,

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gonna lay down some
nutrient-rich organic matter.

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It's called manure. You don't
have to put a tuxedo on it.

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Yeah. Well, then I'm gonna
plant some clover.

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I'm gonna use
a no-till method.

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No-till, huh?

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Here's a pro-tip --
till.

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And, you know, they're saying
that tilling is a major force

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in topsoil loss.

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So what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna plant

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and I'm gonna let the rain
sink the seed.

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I mean, the science behind it
is really impressive.

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It might even interest you
for yourfields.

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Hmm.
For myfields.

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Hey, do you mind
if I give yousome advice?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Why don't you go to school
for agricultural science

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and then work a farm
for 20 years,

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thencome back and tell me
how to run my fields.

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Okay?

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You made
my dad's face red.

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[ Clears throat ]

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Well...
I went to college, too.

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Is that so?
What'd you study?

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Philosophy.

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Of music.

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Gonna let that
sit there.

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Hey, about that
rain next Tuesday --
it's not gonna happen.

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Not gonna rain
for a while now.

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So looks to me
like you are

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nutrient-rich-organic-matter
out of luck.

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Bye, Mike![ Clears throat ]

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Watch your toes!

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♪♪

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Hey, sweetie! You ready
to go to the potluck?

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[ Sighs ]

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Hon, I --
I can't go.

254
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,540
I can't -- I can't --The -- [Sighs]

255
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,890
The forecast changed.
There's no rain.

256
00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:22,110
So, basically, right now,we have no plan.

257
00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,241
Okay.

258
00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,678
Houston,
we have no plan!

259
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,595
So sorry, but that --
that really is literally

260
00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,641
the time you could've said,
"Houston, we have a problem."

261
00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,513
What?

262
00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,732
Noth-- It's fine.
No, it's fine.

263
00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:39,388
Um, sweetie, don't you think
it's a good idea

264
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,999
to maybe get out of the barn,
put some clean pants on,

265
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,393
and come spend an hour
with your wife?

266
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:47,004
I mean, isn't that why
we're here in the first place?

267
00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,658
Like, to spend
more time together.

268
00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,486
It's, like, we could...

269
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,009
pretend we're having
a New York date night.

270
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,663
W-- I-I--This isn't New York.

271
00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,013
We can't afford
to be impulsive

272
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,885
and do it in the bathroomof a Thai restaurant

273
00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,843
and then just go back outand order dessert.

274
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,584
We got to build
the Thai restaurant

275
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,803
with our own two hands

276
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,631
if we want to do it
in the bathroom.

277
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,763
We need a plan,and we need to get to work.

278
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,548
How good was the plan
in the first place

279
00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,724
if the whole thing falls apart
because of one rain forecast?

280
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,769
How good was the planin the first place?I'm sorry.

281
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,075
That's your --I'm not trying
to upset you.

282
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,163
All I'm saying is that

283
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,991
I-I am also having
some trouble here.

284
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,601
I'm kind of freaking out

285
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,951
because I feel
very out of place,

286
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,301
and you're kind of
the only person in the world

287
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,216
who can make it all okay.

288
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,438
And now it's likeI don't really have you, either.

289
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,136
So please, come to
the potluck with me.

290
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,225
You don't have to do it
just for me.

291
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,792
Do it --

292
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,967
Do it for us.

293
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:40,101
♪♪

294
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,189
I can't go.

295
00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,888
Oh, did you guys hear?
It is notgonna rain.

296
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,020
Oh, my God.

297
00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,631
Rudy, please, you got tolet us know when you're in here.

298
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,024
I apologize.

299
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,112
We --
I'm in here.

300
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,202
Got it.

301
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,813
Honey, go to the potluck.I want you to have fun.

302
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,206
Okay.

303
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:03,820
♪♪

304
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:04,908
[ Sighing ] Okay.

305
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:05,692
[ Knock on door ]

306
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,259
Hi.
Oh!

307
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,826
I carried this
on my handlebars,

308
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,480
so it kind of sloshedall to the right,

309
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,656
so you might need to...spruce it up.

310
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,005
Is that what it needs?

311
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,399
♪♪

312
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,966
Potluck!
Oh, yes. Come in.

313
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,315
You dressed up.

314
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,926
[ Chuckles ]

315
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,754
[ Indistinct conversations ]

316
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,930
Ooh.That's a healthy pour.

317
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,584
Mike couldn't be here,
so it's fi--

318
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,977
I don't --
I'm, like, cool with that.

319
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,240
It's just more that I feel like
I have to loosen up.

320
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,024
The good news is
that I'm really fun at parties.

321
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,243
I went
to this fundraiser,

322
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,723
and I got Bloomberg
to do the worm.

323
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,420
So...

324
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,943
[ Chuckles ]

325
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,989
A lot of people
were talking about it.

326
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,555
We just really want
to get our hands dirty.

327
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,818
You couldn't get
your hands dirty in New York?

328
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,297
Mm!

329
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,864
You can,
but it's more like,

330
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,606
"I just touched my handto a subway pole, rubbed my eye,

331
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,608
and now I've got pink eye"
kind of dirty.

332
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,393
Well, [Chuckles]I hope you find a husband here.

333
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,265
Yeah.Oh.
No, I-I'm married.

334
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,745
I...

335
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,224
Ohh. [ Chuckles ]Well...

336
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,661
Sure. Of course.
No.

337
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,967
Remember Father Time --
he clicks away.

338
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:04,751
Yeah.
Yeah.

339
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,317
I mean, you still look
very pretty,

340
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:09,320
but he's gonna
take that all away soon.

341
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,670
But that's
my sad story,

342
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,062
so, you --w-what's the deal with
you?

343
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,455
Why are you here
alone?

344
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,326
My boyfriend and I
just broke up.

345
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,372
[ Chuckles ]

346
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,547
Did you say "boyfriend"?

347
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,289
[ Chuckles ]
I love that.

348
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,378
You love it?
What does that mean?

349
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,988
I'm from New York.
I get it.

350
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,469
I-I'm an advocate.I march for your rights.

351
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:28,905
I spent Halloweens
in the Village.

352
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,559
You know, I was like --I'm surrounded by --

353
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,343
like, in collegeI had a whole stint --

354
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,823
dated a girl
for a long time.

355
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,999
Anyway, the point is, I'm notgonna treat you differently

356
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:36,870
than anyone else here.

357
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,349
Starting when?

358
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:42,092
♪♪

359
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,446
Oh.You know what I turn towhen I'm looking for answers?

360
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,839
Those two --

361
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,493
Theresa and Anjelica.

362
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,670
Uh, I'm so turned around,
I'll try anything.

363
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,717
Is borage or clover
a better cover crop for us?

364
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,894
[ Clucking lightly ]

365
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,462
What am I looking for?

366
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,203
Do they nod or scratch
or show me a hoof?

367
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,944
I think you may havelost your mind, Mike.

368
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:09,903
Y-You told me to --

369
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,861
I just meant
to watchthem.

370
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,341
They've got all the answers,don't they?

371
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,038
They just look like

372
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,301
a couple of weird,
codependent farm animals to me.

373
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,825
Bingo.

374
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,088
They don't belong together,but they make each other better.

375
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,785
You go be
with your wife.

376
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:27,703
Rudy, I would loveto go
with my wife to a potluck,

377
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,531
but it's not gonna rain,

378
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,055
and we don't have any money
to buy an irrigation system --

379
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,578
Can you make it rain?

380
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:34,884
No.

381
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,538
Can you make the windchange direction?

382
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,539
No.

383
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,497
What's the one thingyou cando?

384
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,764
Trust me. I live alonein a barn with a goatnamed after my ex-wife.

385
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,939
Go to the potluck.

386
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,550
[ Angelica clucking ]

387
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:49,551
Thank you.

388
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,379
Don't thank me.
Right.

389
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,555
Uh, thank you,
Anjelica and Theresa.

390
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,818
Again, they're animals.They do not speak English.

391
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,038
Mike, I'm starting tothink that you might bea little bit dense.

392
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:58,429
[ Theresa bleats ]

393
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:06,786
My cake is in the trash?

394
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,875
Aw, man.

395
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,441
Hey, honey.

396
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,791
Oh, you doinga little Dumpster diving?

397
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,009
Hi!
Mm.

398
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,403
You came.
You came.
Yeah.

399
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,058
Yeah, I'm so sorry.I should've come way sooner.

400
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,147
I got so wrapped upin the whole planting and --It's all right.
It's all right.

401
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,757
Beau: Mike! Welcome.

402
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,193
See you braved that storm
we're not having

403
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,326
to make it over
tonight.

404
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,675
There's a new thing
called the forecast

405
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,851
that all the farmers
are using these days.

406
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,026
[ Kay laughs ]Actually, Beau,

407
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,985
Mike has been
coming up with a new plan,

408
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,422
and it's gonna be
amazing.

409
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,990
Oh! 'Cause you learned
how to be a farmer

410
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,643
from two weeks
on the Internet.

411
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,123
I spent two weeks
on the Internet,

412
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,734
and I got blocked on Twitter
five times.

413
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,692
She got a bad mouth.

414
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,998
Hi, Jacob.

415
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,651
Hi.Beau:
Why don't you take a tip

416
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,957
from a guy
who's been part of a family

417
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,654
that's been doing it
for a hundred years?

418
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,786
[ Chuckles ]Quit now.

419
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,875
Go back to New York.

420
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:53,963
I'll take that farm
off your hands.

421
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,837
Thanks for the potluck.We're gonna take off.

422
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,055
No, no, no. Hang on.

423
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,709
It's true.

424
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,581
Mike may not have as much dirt
under his fingernails

425
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,801
as you, Beau,
but you don't have

426
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,109
a speck of the dirt
that Mike has in his heart.

427
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:14,070
Because no one
cares as much,

428
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:17,030
and no one tries as hard
as this man right here.

429
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,640
Thank you, hon.

430
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,990
I have seen this man
open a bottle of wine

431
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905
with a pair of scissors.

432
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,560
I've seen this man
get a day-of brunch reservation

433
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,041
for eight people
at 11:30 a.m.

434
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,304
on a Sunday
of a three-day weekend!

435
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,349
This man
can do anything!

436
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,135
So you watch us
nail this farming thing.

437
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,353
And let me tell you
something else.

438
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,268
You want to talk about forecast,Beau? Let me...

439
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,314
Oh, yeah,
I think it's cloudy,

440
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,098
with a chance of us
kicking your ass.

441
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,970
[ Crowd gasps ]
Hey!
Excuse me?!

442
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,015
Just to be clear,that was metaphorical.

443
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,843
She's notthreatening violence.Well,
it wasn'tclear.

444
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,280
And excuse me, Kay.
This is a cake.

445
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,674
And it deserves to be
right here,

446
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,198
on the dessert table,
with all the other cakes,

447
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,330
'cause cake equality!

448
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,114
Cake equality?!

449
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,290
Not in myhouse!

450
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,205
[ Door closes ]That was awesome![ Laughs ]

451
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,164
That feltawesome!

452
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,382
I'm so sorry, sweetie.No, no, honey, I'msorry.

453
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,471
No, I-I-I am.I left you alone.

454
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,299
I just have all thispressure to make sureeverything's perfect

455
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,910
because I'm the one
who got fired,

456
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,128
it was myideato move out here, and --

457
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,303
You know what?
Huh?

458
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,306
Honestly, even if
it all just falls apart,

459
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,091
it's you and me,

460
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,744
and that--
that is all that matters.

461
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,963
Oh, honey.

462
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,573
Mm.

463
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,575
I don't know if you know this,but they opened up

464
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,273
a little Thai bistroin the Bowman barn.

465
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,535
That's so weird.

466
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,188
Yeah --
Oh!

467
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,364
Uh-huh.
Oh, Thai bistro.

468
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,018
Yeah, yeah.
I get it. Mm.

469
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,584
Okay, do you want it
mild or spicy?

470
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,195
Well, I like it spicy,but a-also mild would be fine,

471
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,587
'cause it's been
a really long day.

472
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,545
Okay, that's fair.
Yeah.

473
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,156
Aah! Cows!It's okay. It's okay.

474
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,724
T-They're behind the fence.
They're behind the fence.

475
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,508
[ Cows mooing ]

476
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,553
[ Gasps ]

477
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,033
Oh, cows, cows,
cows, cows, cows.

478
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295
Ignore it.
Block them out.

479
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,774
[ Both moaning ]Okay.

480
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,124
Oh, yeah.

481
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,213
Let's do it.
You're so strong.

482
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,954
Okay, hold on.

483
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,912
You want to do
some weird barn sex?
Yeah!

484
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,087
This is like
"Animal Farm."

485
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,567
Ooh! Is that a --
I didn't read that.

486
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,221
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

487
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,657
It's not that hot,but just go with it.

488
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,006
Oh, Mike.

489
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,051
[ Bull lows deeply ]

490
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,704
Mike. Mike.Oh, do I smell?

491
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,228
I know. I thought
we could push through.

492
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,186
[ Lows deeply ]

493
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,579
[ Whispering ]
There's a bull.

494
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,798
There's a bull --Don't look!There's a bull
behind me?

495
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,104
[ Snorts ]Is it doing this
with his hoofs?

496
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,062
'Cause that's when
they're gonna charge.

497
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,455
It's, like...frothing.

498
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,109
We gotta go.No, shh! Don't move![ Lows deeply ]

499
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,589
Oh, my gosh!
Aah!

500
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,243
Ohh![ Lows deeply ]

501
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,548
He just...
shot right out.[ Wood thuds ]

502
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,203
W-Why was he in here
by himself, do you think?

503
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,465
I do not know.

504
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,771
[ Huffing loudly ]Oh.

505
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,555
Oh, all right.
T-That's why.
Ohh.

506
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,427
Oh, dear. I think we got himall hot and bothered.

507
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,342
[ Lows loudly ]Ooh.
Oh, my goodness.

508
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,170
Girl.
Okay, he's --
now he's moving on to the next.

509
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,172
Yeah, I see that.It's a numbers games
for him.

510
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,173
Yikes.

511
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,131
Um...
this is not good.

512
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,525
Houston,
we have a problem.

513
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,396
Oh. Y--
That sounds right.

514
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,054
Before we begin,
I think apologies are in order.

515
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,100
Yes, we are sorry

516
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,016
that we tried
to make love in your barn

517
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583
in such a way
that freed your bull

518
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:03,283
and caused it to make love
to all your cows.

519
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,502
Yeah.Uh, we feel terrible...

520
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,069
Terrible....that you had to...

521
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
it looks like,
fight it?

522
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,117
Most of the night,
yeah.

523
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,379
Okay.
Well...

524
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,860
But you got a lot offun Band-Aids going on there.

525
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,210
Uh, anyway...Yeah.

526
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,516
...we sincerely
apologize.

527
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,215
If it's any consolation,
I just want to say that,

528
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,173
for Mike and I,

529
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,653
it was a really important
night, and...

530
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,220
It was kind of a breakthrough,'cause we were

531
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,570
feelingpretty disconnected...Oh, good.

532
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,267
...'cause of the stress,I guess.Just to lessen the mood.

533
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
Miss Kay.
Okay.

534
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,097
Oh, um, I'm trying
to think of something

535
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,620
that weshould
apologize for.

536
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,493
I guess we should've offeredour bedroom for your lovemaking?

537
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,060
How about apologizing

538
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,192
for throwing their cake
in the trash?

539
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,239
I'm sorry.And talking trash?

540
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,328
[ Clears throat ]
Sorry.

541
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,938
All right. Doesn't everybody
feel a little better?

542
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,071
Yeah.
Okay,
now on to the damages.

543
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,942
You owe us $50,000.

544
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,335
I'm sorry -- what?

545
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,250
The Bowmans
sell bull semen to China.

546
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,599
I am a stud merchant!

547
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,688
That's right, and that bull's
"genetic material"

548
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,037
was supposed to be frozen

549
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,692
and on a slow boat to Beijing
this morning!

550
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,649
This morning![ Mug thuds ]

551
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,695
And as their attorney,
I can verify

552
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,349
they were due $50,000

553
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,395
upon delivery of the...
specimens.

554
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,831
I thoughtyou were
ourattorney.You're our attorney.

555
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,356
I'm the only lawyer
in Bucksnort.

556
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,705
I'm everyone'sattorney.

557
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,403
And I would advise you
to negotiate down to $40,000,

558
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,624
because I have a feeling that
they're going to agree to it.

559
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,278
Forty is fair.No! We don't have
$40,000.

560
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,193
[ Straining ]I'll see you in court, then.

561
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,933
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, okay, o-okay.W-Wait. Hold on.

562
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,239
Let's ju-- Hey, hey.All right, hold on a second.We don't have it.

563
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,458
I...

564
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,373
Do you wantto take our tractor?

565
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,287
Hmm.

566
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,157
Wait.

567
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,680
Well,Jacob's coming of age.

568
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,247
I guess we could use
an old beater

569
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,814
for him
to kick around in

570
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,250
until we geta new one under him.

571
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,730
Mm-hmm.

572
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,079
That baby's
got some years on her,[ Groaning ]

573
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,341
but I bet she could teach me
a thing or two,

574
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,560
if you know
what I mean, huh?

575
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,561
Shh! Jacob, no!

576
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,866
Rio: This is not okay.

577
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,520
We need the tractor
for Mike's plan.

578
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,175
Honey, we'll --we'll come up with a new plan.

579
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,176
Are you sure?

580
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,786
Yeah, we'll --we'll figure it out.

581
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,092
Constance:
Think we got a deal.

582
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,007
All right!Tractor? Yes!

583
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,315
I'll invoice you,
and, uh, this was pro bono.

584
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,055
Otherwise,
it's just too depressing.

585
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,231
Thank you.

586
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,408
[ Engine rumbling ]

587
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,323
[ Horn honks ]

588
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,761
You good, babe?

589
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,371
Yeah.

590
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,460
I mean, it kind of feelslike rock bottom,

591
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,505
but other than that --

592
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,376
Oh, you're a ways
from rock bottom.

593
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,161
I remember
when I lost mytractor.

594
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,379
I thought
everything was over.

595
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,338
Then I lost my wife.

596
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,469
Lost my farm.Thank you.

597
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,210
Trying to think if there's
anything else I lost.

598
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,690
Oh, yeah -- both parents,
two dogs.
Rudy...

599
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,691
Okay.
Okay.

600
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,866
Thank you so much.
Yeah.

601
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,651
Hello, Rudy.

602
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,653
Constance.

603
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:44,183
Why is your goat standingon my patrol...vehicle?

604
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,706
[ Snorts ]

605
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:46,707
She doesn't want you
to leave.

606
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,404
[ Theresa bleats ]

607
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,406
Either that
or you have cashews inside.

608
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,755
[ Bleats ]

609
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,279
[ Chuckles ]

610
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,454
Honey.
Yeah?

611
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,411
Look at Anjelica.

612
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,239
Do you see
what she's doing?

613
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,547
She's making and spreadingnutrient-rich organic material.

614
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,505
Poop?
No,I-I've read about this.

615
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,029
Okay.Okay, just imaginechickens
everywhere.

616
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,640
Right.
E-- E--Fertilizing everything.

617
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,555
Okay.
I-I think we could
bring the soil back

618
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,470
without having
a tractor.

619
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,385
I mean, it would takea lot more work,

620
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,125
and we would need
a ton of chickens.

621
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,257
I -- Chicke--
You want chickens?

622
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,432
I got chickens.
I have an i--

623
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,478
Yeah, let me --
I-I'll get you chickens.

624
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:22,395
♪ Someone told me long ago

625
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,745
♪ There's a calm
before the storm ♪

626
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:25,746
Oh.
Here we go.

627
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,487
Oh, boy.Hello. Welcome.

628
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,011
Wise person.One chicken
is fine for it.

629
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,621
So, do I just --
Yeah? Okay?Yeah.
Just give it a...

630
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,101
Oh, hon,you're a natural.[ Chickens clucking ]

631
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,365
Found this.
What do you think?Ooh!Okay!

632
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,672
Look at this.
Chicken for chicken?One for one, I suppose.

633
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:39,368
Does that feel fair?Yeah.

634
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,415
Yeah, I think
you'll really --You're gonna like that.

635
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,633
[ Thud ]
Oh.

636
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,200
Rio: Um...That's not --

637
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,680
Uh, no.
Just the one.

638
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,421
♪ Have you ever seen the rain?

639
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900
Rio: Look at that.Beautiful.
Here we go.

640
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,425
A dozen dolls
for a dozen...Okay.

641
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296
Shame to see those go.Dozen for a dozen.

642
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:57,256
You come visit them
anytime.But you're gonna
come visit. Okay.

643
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,301
Thank you, guys.All right, come on.

644
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,651
♪ I want to know [ Chickens clucking ]

645
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:05,916
♪ Have you ever seen the rain?

646
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,397
I think people gave us

647
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,269
their weirdest,
most demented chickens.

648
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,270
[ Chuckles ]

649
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,576
I like it.
It feels like us.

650
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,882
We're the crazy
chicken people now.

651
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,579
[ Chuckles ] Exactly.

652
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,320
I can live with that.[ Screams ]

653
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,497
[ Both screaming ]

654
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,020
I'm sorry.
They're from New York.

655
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,326
[ Laughs ]