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We better hurry up,
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'cause I feel like they're
gonna start without us.
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Yeah, I-I'm driving
fast as electricity allows.
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Ooh, I see a tiny spot for us.
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I've never seen so many
trucks parked here.
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- This is a big deal.
- Okay.
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- Let's go, go, go, go, go!
- Yep. I'm doing it.
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- Okay, we're late.
- It's the first I've worn heels
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since we've been here,
and so, it's just...
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- Oh, gosh! You know what, honey?
- What?
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I just stepped in a cow patty.
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- Ooh.
- Or maybe it was a horse patty.
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Actually, you know what?
I think it's dog patty.
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- Go, team!
- Let's go!
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Oh.
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So, that's what Constance meant about
"dressing up."
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You two look ridiculous.
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Thank you, Beau. Thank you so much.
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As long as I've been
sheriff here in Bucksnort,
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we have come together to celebrate
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a very special weekend.
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The beginning of the Huskers season.
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Let's go, Huskers!
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Machine!
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Big Red machine!
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Let's go, Huskers!
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Let's go, Huskers!
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Now, we all know what's
in this raffle drum, okay?
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It's the name of the family
that gets the privilege
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of hosting this year's season opener.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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We gonna do it this way...
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So, why is the Nebraska football
team called the Huskers?
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Oh, it's short for the Cornhuskers.
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Cornhuskers. But you shuck corn,
don't you? You...
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- Shh!
- Hey!
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You don't see me coming in your house
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and talking over some
Al Gore documentary.
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S... Yeah. Sorry.
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Watch me. Here we go.
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Alright. Now, don't get crazy.
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Now, the winner is...
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Mike and Rio Levine-Young!
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- What?!
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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We... We were in it, and we won it?
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- Honey, we won it!
- Good for you.
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- We're gonna host! Wow.
- Oh, my God!
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Let's go, Shuckers!
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- Booh, booh, booh-booh-booh.
- Did she say "Shuckers"?
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- Husk... Huskers.
- Husker... Huskers!
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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But, sweetie, in my defense,
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they've only been the
Cornhuskers since 1899.
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Before that, they were
the Rattlesnake Boys.
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I don't know if you knew that.
Not really sure
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- why they let that one go.
- You're like a Huskers historian.
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Have you been digging
around on Wikipedia?
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It's because I just want to,
like, know everything
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that there is to know about football.
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Okay. Uh, alright.
Let's test your knowledge.
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- Okay.
- What's a first down?
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Sure.
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Oh, it's "touchdown."
Are you thinking of "touchdown"?
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I love you. You're doing a great job.
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- I love you.
- Yeah. I'm gonna grab a crate.
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- Okay.
- But you got it. First touchdown.
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You know, I'm not gonna be
on the weeds on it.
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I want to learn football systemically.
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- Aaah!
- Aaah!
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Oh, my God!
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Good God, Mike,
you can't barge into my home like that.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I-I know that the barn is your home,
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in the sense that you live here,
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but the barn is also our home,
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in the sense that we own it...
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and it's ours.
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Don't apologize. Next time, just knock.
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It's about respecting boundaries.
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Oh, heads up... Theresa the goat
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lost a tooth in your kitchen yesterday.
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Wouldn't be walking around barefoot.
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Okay, so, you didn't feel
the need to pick it up?
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Here, baby.
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- Morning, roomies.
- Uhp.
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Hey, there, Beau. You okay?
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Yeah. Daddy got a mean ol' Charley horse
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running back from the farm last night.
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- I see. Yeah.
- Oh. You know what might help?
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Is if Daddy drove his truck
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instead of running through
a cornfield every day.
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That's an... excellent idea.
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People can't see my truck
parked here overnight.
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What if they think my wife
kicked me out of the house?
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I mean, she did kick you out,
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so Daddy has... has been kicked out,
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and so Daddy should
come to terms with that.
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It would just be fair to make sure...
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- Oh, look, it's Connie! Hey!
- Oh. Oh.
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- Hey!
- Whoop whoop!
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Folks are concerned that
there's a couple of outsiders
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that aren't gonna be good hosts
for the Huskers kickoff party.
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I just want to say...
I would consider us,
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at this point, not outsiders.
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I mean, we've been here for,
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- like, seven months, you know?
- Yeah.
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I would consider us
true Bucksnort... ers.
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- Bucksn... Bucksnortians.
- Bucksnort-shuns.
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- Let's say Bucksnortians.
- Well, let me put it this way...
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We're not gonna change the
population sign anytime soon.
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Sometimes it seems like you
guys aren't all-in on Bucksnort.
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- I feel like...
- Wow. Well, that... kinda hurts,
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because, to be honest,
I-I can't think what else we could do
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to demonstrate that
we're all-in on this town.
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You could start with
opening your moving boxes.
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Oh, that? These are...
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Rio, remember when you went to the city
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for your mama's birthday?
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And you came back with your hair did?
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Well, you hurt Linda's feelings.
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You made her feel like you
didn't trust her to do it.
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I-It's just that there's
a guy in New York,
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and he... my colorist... um...
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and he does, like,
a very complicated layering process,
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in which he sort of, like, paints...
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If you really live here,
Linda has to do your hair.
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Okay, well, you know, Constance,
I-I can promise you one thing...
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We are gonna throw a kickass party.
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I don't think you get how
important this party is to us.
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When my husband passed,
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the last thing I wanted
to do was go to a party,
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but they brought the party to me.
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They knew what I needed before I did.
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That's what we do for each other.
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Now, if you want to be
a true Bucksnortiac,
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you have to listen to my advice.
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- Bucksnortiac.
- Okay?
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- I did not see that coming.
- No.
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These are the recipes.
These are the town's favorites.
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Oh, wow! That's a lot of butter. Huh.
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I wonder if I could substitute
some with... with applesauce.
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Get your head out your ass
and use the damn butter.
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Wow. You're going one mile an hour.
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Kay.
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Hope you're enjoying our truck,
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our house, the AC,
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- and our child.
- I am.
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Now, let's talk about how we're
gonna play the party, okay?
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Folks can't know that you're
living over at Mike and Rio's.
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- It's none of their beeswax.
- Agreed.
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But you know what'd
really sell everybody
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on us still being together?
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If I slept over at the house tonight.
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If and when I am ready
for you to come back,
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I will let you know.
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But until then, I'm drawing a hard line.
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Do you hear me, mister?
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Don't cross over this boundary,
'cause I'm laying it down hard.
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Now, here's some meatloaf.
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And also, got you some laundry.
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Figured you'd be on your
last pair of tight-whites.
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Coulda used these yesterday.
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- Oh, come on!
- Well, excuse my French,
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but I've been peen to
jean the last three days.
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I have!
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I don't know, hon.
Maybe Connie was right.
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I mean, why haven't
we unpacked all these boxes?
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It's not like there's
anything important in them.
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We gotta show the town
that we're here to stay.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- We got to send a message like,
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"We're here, we're gonna die here,
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we're getting buried here on property."
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- Oh.
- In fact, I think we should consider
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digging some burial holes...
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- Plots?
- Plots.
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So when people drive by, they go,
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"They're in it for the long haul."
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- Maybe hold off on that?
- Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
Just, like, start with,
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like, unpacking the boxes first.
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- Y... Y... Okay. Start with unpacking.
- You know what I mean?
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And then consider plots.
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I assume you'll be attending
the kickoff party?
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Of course.
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Maybe we could go together.
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Maybe I will definitely say yes.
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To be clear, I'm currently saying yes.
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Hey, Connie, we unpacked
the last of our boxes,
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and I found my Rollerblades!
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- What, what?!
- Alright, girl!
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Whoa! There we go. I got you.
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- Sorry.
- Nice save.
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Yeah. So, um...
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We'll take all your butter.
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I thought you might.
That's why I made you a box.
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Oh! That's so sweet.
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Now all you need for the
party is a greased pig.
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- Sorry, what?
- Come again?
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Well, this here's our fastest pig.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at this perfect face!
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Forgot she wants to marry
every animal she sees, huh?
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Well, I do when it has a
perfect little butt like this.
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Well, we don't eat that butt, you know?
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We just chase it,
wrestle it into submission,
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and smush it into a
bucket before kickoff.
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- Oh.
- For luck.
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Uh, I guess one question
I have is... is just...
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"Why?"
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Uh, in that, you know...
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why?
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Well, years ago, a-a pig escaped
during the season opener party,
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and they caught that sucker
right before kickoff,
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and like magic,
the Huskers went on to win
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the national championship that year.
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Yeah, so, every year, we-we chase a pig.
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And does the little piggy
sort of enjoy being, uh,
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chased around and smushed
into a bucket for luck, or...
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No, no, no. She hates it.
That's why she runs so fast.
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- Duh!
- Sure. And hypothetically speaking...
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- Hmm...
- If this year, we didn't chase the pig,
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- Mm-hmm.
- Would that be a big deal, or...
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- Great question.
- Just imagine if
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you were in New York City and
the Statue of Liberty lost her dress.
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Imagine that.
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- Same... difference.
- Yeah. Okay.
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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About to whip up some of
Bucksnort's favorite treats.
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I'm gonna start with
Clara's "Dump Balls."
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- Oh.
- Jar of grape jelly,
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some barbecue sauce,
and frozen meatballs.
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- Great.
- And the only direction is "dump."
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Great. So, dump it.
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In what world am I not
gonna need to stir this?
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You gotta dump Dem balls.
Gotta be all-in.
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Okay. You're the boss.
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I'm jazzed. Like, we're doing it.
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See, the town's traditions
are our traditions,
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and I, for one, am embracing them.
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I hate this tradition. I hate it.
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Girl, stop looking at me like that.
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I don't want you to be chased
and greased and put in a bucket.
244
00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,203
But sometimes in life, though, you know,
245
00:08:31,228 --> 00:08:33,594
you get chased and shoved in a bucket.
246
00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:36,250
Alright. You better rest up, okay?
247
00:08:36,442 --> 00:08:37,907
I'll bring you breakfast.
248
00:08:37,932 --> 00:08:40,047
Okay. I love you.
249
00:08:41,135 --> 00:08:42,313
Alright.
250
00:08:49,331 --> 00:08:51,018
Today marks my fifth date
with Constance.
251
00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,800
- You know what that means.
- Oh, yeah.
252
00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:55,043
- Have sex for the fifth time?
- Good God!
253
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,131
I meant the first kiss.
254
00:08:56,381 --> 00:08:57,842
- Oh.
- I like to light a long fuse.
255
00:08:57,866 --> 00:08:59,243
Dates 1 through 4... sss.
256
00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:01,478
Date 5... kaboom! Lip explosion.
257
00:09:01,503 --> 00:09:03,543
Oh, well, I hope you'll
warn me so I can take cover.
258
00:09:03,568 --> 00:09:05,122
I don't think I can do it, though.
259
00:09:05,147 --> 00:09:06,517
I haven't kissed a
woman for the first time
260
00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:08,253
since I kissed my ex-wife
under the bleachers
261
00:09:08,277 --> 00:09:09,607
during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
262
00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:10,796
Mike!
263
00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:11,955
- Oh!
- Oh, you're right here.
264
00:09:11,979 --> 00:09:13,256
- I... Oh, hi, Rudy.
- You okay?
265
00:09:13,281 --> 00:09:14,590
Yeah, can I show you something?
266
00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:15,814
Go, Huskers.
267
00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:17,038
So, as you can see,
268
00:09:17,063 --> 00:09:18,728
the something that I wanted
to show you is nothing,
269
00:09:18,752 --> 00:09:19,880
in that Portia the pig is gone.
270
00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,318
Portia? You named the pig? Okay.
271
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,788
- Well, 'cause...
- I'm gonna ask you a question...
272
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,023
- Sure...
- And I don't want you to get mad,
273
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,585
- but I want you to be honest with me.
- Okay. Sure.
274
00:09:25,609 --> 00:09:28,671
Might you have subconsciously
let Portia the pig out of here
275
00:09:28,696 --> 00:09:30,241
'cause you did not
want her to get chased?
276
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:33,809
Speaking as a therapist,
the subconscious, you know,
277
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,582
is much like a greased pig.
278
00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:37,176
- Mm-hmm.
- Hard to pin down.
279
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,213
I love you.
280
00:09:38,238 --> 00:09:40,599
Uh, you're a dork,
and we got to focus and get the pig.
281
00:09:40,624 --> 00:09:42,028
- Okay?
- Sure. That's fair.
282
00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:43,647
Oh, no!
283
00:09:43,672 --> 00:09:46,201
- Damn these polite, punctual people.
- Okay. Okay.
284
00:09:46,226 --> 00:09:47,920
Well, hi! Hi! Welcome!
285
00:09:47,945 --> 00:09:50,529
Whoo! Football fans in Nebraska!
286
00:09:50,554 --> 00:09:51,554
Whoo!
287
00:09:54,078 --> 00:09:55,310
Hmm?
288
00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:59,037
Rio, w-w-where are you going?
289
00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,569
Oh, I'm just gonna go for a quick run.
290
00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,803
I just get so pumped up,
you know what I mean?
291
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,061
- Go, Big Red!
- Alright, yeah!
292
00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:06,350
Go, Huskers!
293
00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,608
Come on in.
294
00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:10,942
Mike, I gotta say,
this place looks amazing.
295
00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,787
Oh! Thanks, Kent. Great wig.
296
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,139
- Oh, no, it's not a wig.
- Oh.
297
00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:15,249
- Want to touch it?
- Uh... You know,
298
00:10:15,273 --> 00:10:16,545
I'm still handling food, so...
299
00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:18,334
Okay. I brought the grease
for the pig chase.
300
00:10:18,359 --> 00:10:19,772
Uh, keep that grease warm.
301
00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:22,717
We are going to have a pig to
dunk in there any minute now.
302
00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:25,248
Ca-caw! Caw!
303
00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:31,670
Okay, ground rules...
304
00:10:31,695 --> 00:10:32,795
- Hey.
- Guys?
305
00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,373
Family business stays in the family.
306
00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:36,131
- Okay. Go.
- Okay? Keep your mouth shut.
307
00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:37,882
And don't go yapping to that
girl you've been seeing.
308
00:10:37,906 --> 00:10:40,053
Don't worry, Mom.
Janine and I don't talk much.
309
00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:42,046
- We just French.
- It's 'cause she's homeschooled.
310
00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,303
Uh, also...
311
00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:44,740
it's "Jake" now.
312
00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:45,889
What is?
313
00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:49,209
My name...
My name is Jake now, if that's okay.
314
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:53,470
Listen, your grandfather didn't
lose his legs in the Pacific
315
00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:55,334
so we could call you Jake.
316
00:10:55,359 --> 00:10:57,397
Grandpa lost his legs in the war?
317
00:10:57,676 --> 00:10:59,008
In the Pacific.
318
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:04,654
Okay.
319
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,306
Portia?
320
00:11:07,331 --> 00:11:09,326
Hi. It's me.
321
00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:11,568
Rio, from last night.
322
00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:13,240
Girl, you stay right there.
323
00:11:13,265 --> 00:11:16,992
I'm gonna come and get
ya real nice, real easy.
324
00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,039
Aaaaaaah! Aw, man!
325
00:11:19,064 --> 00:11:20,915
- Hi.
- Yeah.
326
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,867
I wonder where the bathroom is.
327
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:25,024
How would I know? I've never
been in this house in my life.
328
00:11:25,048 --> 00:11:27,195
Yeah, leave it, Clara.
He doesn't know, okay?
329
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,062
He lives at home with me, his wife!
330
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,190
Our relationship is thriving.
331
00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:36,487
Okay.
332
00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,523
Oh, my God! Deb, Deb, Deb! Are you okay?
333
00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:43,548
Spit it out! Spit it out!
334
00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:45,523
- Deb? Oh, wow.
- Oh, Go...
335
00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,507
These Dump Balls were stirred.
336
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,812
- Mike!
- No, no, no, no.
337
00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:49,837
Tell me that ain't true.
338
00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,984
No, they were dumped and left.
339
00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:54,000
I don't see a film on the top.
340
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:56,159
And there...
And there's no skin on these balls.
341
00:11:56,184 --> 00:11:57,960
- Uh... excuse me.
- You stirred them!
342
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,179
Honey, honey, honey,
where is the little piggy?
343
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,203
- It's almost kickoff...
- Nope.
344
00:12:01,227 --> 00:12:02,505
... and my balls were just rejected.
345
00:12:02,529 --> 00:12:03,905
I've got eyes on her,
okay? I've got this.
346
00:12:03,929 --> 00:12:04,930
You just got to give me a second.
347
00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:06,766
I just need to have a couple
of tools and I've got it, okay?
348
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:07,790
I've got you.
349
00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:11,000
Um... Okay, yeah.
350
00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:12,025
- Rio!
- Deb!
351
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,455
Where are you going?
352
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,480
Oh, you know what?
353
00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,140
I just like to do a load
of laundry before a game.
354
00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,929
- It's sort of a superstition thing.
- Oh.
355
00:12:18,954 --> 00:12:21,092
- I love your shirt. What is that?
- A T-shirt? Oh, yeah. Well, it's a...
356
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,192
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Rio, you forgot your...
357
00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:24,450
You forg...
358
00:12:25,102 --> 00:12:27,035
"Beau Bowman"?
359
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,685
You've had it, and you love it.
360
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,388
You just don't remember loving it.
361
00:12:31,778 --> 00:12:33,638
- You do not remember.
- I-I-I do. I do.
362
00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:35,888
I-I-I don't even remember.
363
00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:37,567
I'm gonna drink.
I'm gonna drink. But no...
364
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,860
Yes, you smash the corn flakes
365
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,006
- and stick them on top of the potato...
- No, I didn't...
366
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,441
It's really cool Frenching
with you, Jake.
367
00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,286
- Totally.
- You're so wild and broken.
368
00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:45,326
- Thank you.
- Do you want anything
369
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,607
- from the cooler?
- I don't know.
370
00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:47,964
Doesn't even matter.
371
00:12:47,989 --> 00:12:49,513
Coke Zero, please.
372
00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:53,348
Young Jacob?
373
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,806
Yeah, Mr. Rudy?
374
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:57,531
Oh, oh, uh... it's "Jake" now.
375
00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,208
Jake? Wonderful.
376
00:12:59,891 --> 00:13:02,992
You and your gal seem
comfortable showing affection.
377
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:05,481
I'd like to know the events
leading up to your first kiss.
378
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:07,975
Oh. I just asked her permission,
379
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,644
like they taught us
to do in health class.
380
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,257
You asked her?
381
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:12,874
Hot dog.
382
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,489
You kids are really something.
383
00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:16,311
- Thank you.
- Just ask.
384
00:13:17,118 --> 00:13:18,343
What a time to be alive.
385
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,999
Oh, these are my favorite.
386
00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,741
Oh, uh, Kent, why are you dressed
387
00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,433
like a Civil War surgeon?
388
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,358
Mm. So I don't get the grease on myself.
389
00:13:25,383 --> 00:13:27,116
- Mm.
- By the way, where is the pig at?
390
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,694
Yes, the pig. It's, uh...
391
00:13:28,719 --> 00:13:30,123
- Oh! Oh, my goodness.
- Come on, Portia!
392
00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:32,367
Um, I'm just gonna get the
glare off the, uh, TV here.
393
00:13:32,392 --> 00:13:34,328
Huskers deserve a vivid picture.
394
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:35,753
So, why are you chasing a pig?
395
00:13:35,778 --> 00:13:37,695
Because we want our
neighbors to like us.
396
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,120
Why do you need them to like you?
397
00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:40,398
You're a New Yorker!
398
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,765
That means avoiding your
neighbors in an elevator.
399
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,758
Like this guy.
I've been living here 20 years.
400
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,242
I have no idea who he is.
401
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,472
- I'm Harrison.
- A-Alright.
402
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:48,501
I don't need your life story.
403
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:50,250
Mom, we want to know our neighbors.
404
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,625
That's why we moved to Nebraska.
405
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:53,246
You know,
we want to set down roots here.
406
00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:55,035
Oh, sweetheart, speaking of roots,
407
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,867
D'Ericko keeps asking about
when you want to do your color.
408
00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:00,560
Now, he books up very quickly
around the High Holidays.
409
00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:02,518
Yeah, about that. I, um...
410
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,155
I'm just kinda, like,
getting some pressure
411
00:14:04,179 --> 00:14:06,201
to have Linda do my hair here, so...
412
00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:07,226
Linda?
413
00:14:07,251 --> 00:14:09,772
Sweetheart, if you want
your neighbors to like you,
414
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:12,598
please, God, don't start with your hair!
415
00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:14,717
Just be your wonderful self, okay?
416
00:14:14,742 --> 00:14:16,041
And stop chasing pigs.
417
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:18,178
I gotta go. Mwah. Love you, baby.
418
00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:19,203
Bye.
419
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,014
Wanna fool around?
420
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,061
What?
421
00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,217
What?!
422
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,366
Portia, Portia, Portia.
423
00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:30,413
Look, I think my mom's right, you know?
424
00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,148
I never wanted to chase
you in the first place,
425
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,417
so I'm not doing it.
426
00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:34,875
Okay?
427
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:43,647
Oh, hi.
428
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:44,764
You like that, huh?
429
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:46,249
- Mike. Mike.
- Oh. Yeah?
430
00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:47,647
We got to be chasing that pig.
431
00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:49,530
It's almost kickoff. Where is it?
432
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,897
Okay, she's gonna be
here in seconds, okay?
433
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:52,922
- Ohh!
- You know what?
434
00:14:52,947 --> 00:14:55,389
Everybody, I don't think Mike here
435
00:14:55,414 --> 00:14:57,295
even has a pig for us to chase.
436
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,988
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
437
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:00,506
Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on.
438
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:02,584
It's... It's... It's a long story,
439
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:03,708
and...
440
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,444
that ends right now!
441
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,470
She's here!
442
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,584
Let's chase this pig!
443
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:13,241
Yeah, okay, just a quick...
Quick announcement...
444
00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:14,631
No one's chasing this pig.
445
00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,530
What?! What?!
446
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:18,540
Please don't go! Please!
447
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,443
You gotta be kidding me.
448
00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,107
Well, theres goes the season.
449
00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:24,966
- Can you believe that?
- Yes, I can.
450
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,001
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, you guys.
451
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,646
The last thing that I wanted to do
452
00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:30,874
was let all of you guys down, you know?
453
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:32,650
I-I mean, look, we moved out here,
454
00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:34,655
we thought we were gonna
be farmers, and...
455
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,487
you saw how that turned out.
456
00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:38,857
- Not too good.
- No, I know. That was hard.
457
00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:42,355
And we stayed because of you.
458
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:45,393
The community that you guys have here
459
00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:47,477
is just unbelievable!
460
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,980
I mean, you just...
You show up for each other,
461
00:15:50,005 --> 00:15:52,338
you know each other so well.
462
00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:54,675
We want to be a part of that so bad.
463
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,073
- Amen.
- But I j...
464
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:58,664
I just don't want to chase
that pig, guys. Seriously.
465
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,048
- It's just a pig!
- It's just the only thing
466
00:16:00,072 --> 00:16:02,031
that I would ask,
please, that you accept.
467
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:04,047
- 'Cause we are all-in.
- All the way.
468
00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:05,538
So, let's start by...
469
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:08,852
Linda, I want you to
do my hair real bad.
470
00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:10,387
Yes! Finally!
471
00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:12,052
I can't wait to thicken
those highlights.
472
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,390
G... That's great.
473
00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,658
I think we should start with just,
like, a small section
474
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,117
and just sort of, like, do a test...
475
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,230
- Oh, no. We're doing the whole thing.
- I think we should just... Anyway...
476
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,298
But... But sure,
we'll do the whole thing.
477
00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:22,633
Yeah, that's what I said.
478
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,119
Do the whole thing.
479
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:26,358
Sorry. I couldn't do the pig thing.
480
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:29,105
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, don't apologize.
481
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,696
I'm right there with you.
482
00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:31,854
In fact...
483
00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:33,212
Everybody...
484
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,736
I stirred the Dump Balls.
485
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:37,102
I stirred 'em. Yeah.
486
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:38,460
There was no film!
487
00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:39,682
This is who we are.
488
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,984
We don't chase pigs, we stir our balls.
489
00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:44,772
But we still want the Huskers
to have a winning season.
490
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,336
And if our town needs to chase something
491
00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:49,867
for that to happen...
492
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:52,783
... chase me.
493
00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:54,907
I'm your pig.
494
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,332
You're amazing.
495
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,700
You're amazing.
496
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,803
- Oh.
- I'm committed, town. I'm all-in!
497
00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:02,271
Okay, but that's not human-grade.
498
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:03,907
Honey, I just want to say...
I don't know
499
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,642
if this is the right time
to talk about it or not,
500
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,977
but, you know, farming has
done wonders for your body.
501
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,935
It's never the wrong
time to tell me that.
502
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,200
Thank you. 'Cause I feel a
little vulnerable and exposed.
503
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,786
Rio and Beau are having an affair!
504
00:17:17,811 --> 00:17:19,222
Ohh! WWhat? What?
505
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:23,037
Yep, yep. I found Beau's
underwear in your house, Mike.
506
00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:24,726
So ? That's my thing.
507
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:27,029
I-I-I put underwear
in everybody's house.
508
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,253
Oh, stop lying!
509
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:30,795
We all know that you're
husking each other's corn!
510
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,500
Okay, okay. No, no, no!
511
00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:34,625
Nobody's husking anybody's anything!
512
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,338
W... Beau and I are...
513
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:37,728
We're working through some...
514
00:17:37,753 --> 00:17:40,075
marital none-of-your-business, okay?
515
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,832
And Mike and Rio have been nice enough
516
00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:43,523
to let Beau stay here while we do that.
517
00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:45,680
Wait. Beau's been living with us?
Since when?
518
00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,915
You took in Beau?
That's damn neighborly.
519
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,851
Beau Bowman... I wouldn't even do that.
520
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,819
I wouldn't let you cut
my hair if I had any!
521
00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:53,111
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
522
00:17:53,136 --> 00:17:55,723
What are y'all waiting for?
We got a pig to chase.
523
00:17:55,748 --> 00:17:57,058
Alright, look at this man.
524
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,593
He's shirtless,
and he's ready to run like a maniac.
525
00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:00,895
We can't leave him hangin'.
526
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,277
But we always chase a pig.
527
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:05,055
Oh, Kent! Take your head out your ass!
528
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,568
Traditions change, okay?
529
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:11,405
Mike is the pig this year,
and I say we chase him!
530
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,975
- We chase him! We chase him!
- I'm ready to do this!
531
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,242
We chase him!
532
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,299
Okay!
533
00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:17,912
Alright! Go! Go!
534
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,881
Do we have to really chase him?
535
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:21,950
Oh, no, no, but it'll be fun to
watch him run around like that.
536
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:24,207
Oh, oh. Honey, I think it's a joke.
537
00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:25,678
I don't think you have to do it anymore.
538
00:18:25,702 --> 00:18:26,835
Huh?
539
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:29,189
Oh! Thank God. I was already tired of...
540
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,099
Go, Big Red!
541
00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:35,295
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
542
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,553
Huskers!
543
00:18:36,578 --> 00:18:37,964
Cornhuskers!
544
00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:40,700
- How'd I ever let that woman get away?
- Whoo!
545
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:42,625
Oh, look! He caught it with his hands!
546
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,788
He caught the ball.
547
00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:45,829
That's the ball, right?
548
00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,787
Yes, hon, that's first down.
549
00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:48,952
- Oh...
- He got a first down.
550
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,079
Oh, that's the first down.
I didn't know what it was.
551
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:52,369
Come on, Big Red!
552
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:07,726
It's okay.
553
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,640
You can stir my balls.
554
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:11,343
Thank you.
555
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:26,512
- What a great game.
- Mm.
556
00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:27,769
And even greater party.
557
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:30,195
Greater still... your company.
558
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,742
I couldn't agree with you more.
559
00:19:34,911 --> 00:19:37,093
May I have permission to kiss you?
560
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,910
Yes, you may.
561
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,167
Wonderful.
562
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:43,728
I look forward to it.
563
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:50,969
Dropping back to throw.
564
00:19:50,994 --> 00:19:52,494
And he's hit from behind!
565
00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:54,772
The ball's loose! It's scooped up!
566
00:19:54,797 --> 00:19:56,864
Into the end zone for a touchdown!
567
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:01,335
The Huskers win the football game!
568
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,718
We did it!
569
00:20:04,223 --> 00:20:06,726
Chasing Mike was good luck after all.
570
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:08,220
We got a new tradition!
571
00:20:08,245 --> 00:20:10,077
- Oh, I don't know about that!
- Oh, my gosh!
572
00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:12,902
- I got you. I got him, right?
- I don't know.
573
00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:14,126
- Mike.
- What?
574
00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:16,551
We're like a Bucksnort institution now.
575
00:20:16,576 --> 00:20:17,628
Oh, my goodness.
576
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:20,316
Oh, you slippery boy. What's happening?
577
00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,466
- Oh, you know what it is?
- It's the hog grease.
578
00:20:22,491 --> 00:20:24,091
I'm gonna ask Kent to leave some behind.
579
00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:26,340
Yeah, 'cause I think it has a
really nice, supple flavor.
580
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:27,364
Perfect.
581
00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:52,490
Could I do that again?
582
00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:55,350
Yes, you may.
583
00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:57,061
Good.
584
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,358
You just ask.
585
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:01,506
Genius.
586
00:21:02,113 --> 00:21:03,529
Rudy.
587
00:21:03,772 --> 00:21:05,381
Rudy...
588
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,140
Yes!