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- No, honey.
- Mm-hmm. Mm?

2
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- Sweetie. It's just...
- Yeah?

3
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The glue is not supposed to

4
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be visible, because
for Sierra's wedding,

5
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we want to have these beautiful
bead balls, not glue balls.

6
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- You know what I mean?
- Hmm. Mm.

7
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Do you think you might be getting to

8
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the danger zone because of
the stress of the wedding?

9
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What are you talking about, danger zone?

10
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You know... You know, the danger zone

11
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where you... you bite
your nails uncontrollably...

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until we have to use
the therapy mittens,

13
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then you end up in the
bathtub with a raw turkey,

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crying about hosting Friendsgiving?

15
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Did people have a bad time
at that Friendsgiving?

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- Do I need to call and like, apologize?
- Oh, no.

17
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No, no, no, everyone loved it.

18
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And I bet Mike just left you
alone, too, huh?

19
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I would've scooped you up,

20
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tucked you into bed,
and just watched you sleep.

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Okay.

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Uh, b-by the way, Jacob,
when are you going home?

23
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- When are your parents back...
- When are your parents coming?

24
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Y-Yeah, I have not heard from them.

25
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- Tomorrow. You knew that.
- Oh. No...

26
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'Cause that's when I get
my goodbye hug from Rio.

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Okay. Or we could just do a high-five.

28
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- Or a hug.
- Or, like, a... Yeah.

29
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- No.
- You better give me my hug.

30
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Put it down.

31
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Less flirting, more beading.

32
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- Look who I found!
- Hello, everyone.

33
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- Hey!
- Oh.

34
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Pop Pop and Daddy, you're here!

35
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- Hey!
- Rio!

36
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Sorry you had to twist my arm so hard

37
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to get me to this wedding.

38
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- We're just happy you're here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is this tall,

39
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lanky, luscious drink of well water?

40
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Oh... this is Rudy.
He is our very lovely squatter.

41
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And, uh, Jacob is
another squatter of ours.

42
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And these are Sierra's parents.

43
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- All of them?
- Yes.

44
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- Nonsense.
- Well, Daddy is Sierra's father.

45
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- Um... Yeah.
- This is Pop Pop, my other father.

46
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- They're no longer exclusive.
- Yeah.

47
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And so there's Pablo,
who's Pop Pop's boyfriend,

48
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and Kristal, who's Sierra's surrogate.

49
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Hi, I'm Jacob.

50
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I thought Anise was the surrogate.

51
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- Well, I...
- Anise was our egg donor.

52
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- So...
- But she couldn't carry Sierra

53
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because her cervix wouldn't stay closed.

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I did a lot of doubles' figure skating.

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Sweet God in heaven.

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- Follow me.
- Welcome.

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- I will escort you to your quarters.
- No, no, no. Absolutely.

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- Good to see you.
- But if you need anything,

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help yourselves, get comfortable.

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Oh, wow, okay. Fi... Five more people.

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That means just another centerpiece,
which is fine.

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I think this many people
might be a fire hazard.

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You know, and the house already was,

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on its own, kind of a fire hazard.

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I'm just gonna let
this roll off my back.

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I'm not stressed about it.

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Oh, my God.

68
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Daddy got the rest of his
extended family to come.

69
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And they'll be here later today!

70
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It's only 70 people.

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I mean, maybe it's more. I don't know.

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It's hard to get a firm head
count from a polyamorous.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Best day ever!

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I'm disappointed, in a way.

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I thought she was gonna say 100...

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- Oh.
- Mm... nice, round number.

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- Miss Rio?
- What?

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What's a cervix?

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I don't want to get
into it right now, Jacob.

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Okay.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Honey. Honey, honey, honey, honey.

84
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Morning. Sweetheart,

85
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you're in the exact same spot

86
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you were last night
when I said goodnight.

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- I'm a little worried about you.
- Oh, I'm good.

88
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- I'm good.
- Have you been moving your body?

89
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You know, your nails are pretty torn up.

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- Let's get you in these gloves.
- No, no, no, I just...

91
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I... They're pretty low.
There's nothing to bite anymore.

92
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Let's put the mittens on,
just to be safe.

93
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But I have an efficiency
thing that I need to do.

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- Yeah, I understand.
- And if these guys

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- get in the way of that...
- But you didn't get any sleep

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last night. And... And I don't think
you've had any solid food

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other than maybe your
fingernails and some bead glue.

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- I'm good.
- And I'm just a little nervous

99
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that you're gonna have
a mental breakdown

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- in the middle of Sierra's ceremony.
- I'm good.

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And I know you don't want
to steal her thunder, okay?

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No, I-I just...
I gotta... I gotta do 43...

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- You're not listening to me. Okay.
- 43 beads a minute,

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get all the Baltic amber in.

105
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See, I just want to make
sure that my efficiency

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is at tip-top, tippy top...

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Where's the Baltic amber?
Do you see a little guy?

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A little Baltic amber guy?

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- Amber?
- Do you have it?

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- Where's the Baltic amber?
- Is it this?

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Is that what you're talking
about, hon? This?

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- What is it? Where?
- This. Right here, babe.

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- Right here. Is that it?
- Did you put that there?

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- Okay, I gotta call this, alright?
- What are you calling?

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You gotta calm down
on this whole project.

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- Calm d...
- You just... You gotta...

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back off and calm down.

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I'm sorry, what did you say?

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What did you just say to me? Did y...

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- I said c-c-c-calm down.
- Calm down?

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- Yeah, before you explode!
- What am I, like, a golden retriever?

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You're gonna tell me,
"Oh, ca... calm down"?

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W-What... No, no, no,
you're overreacting.

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- All I said was "calm down."
- I'm overreacting?!

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Nobody in the world wants
to be told to calm down.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It's like telling someone,

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"You know what? You're stupid.

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You're stupid for
feeling the way you feel."

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Okay, well, I don't think you
need to bring everyone into this.

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- It's an everyone thing.
- I think it might just be

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- specific to you... which is totally...
- No, it's...

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You know what? You know what? Alright.

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Forget that. Sorry I said that.

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- It's okay. I'm just saying...
- Listen, I love you.

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- I love you. I just... hey.
- I love you too.

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I just want to help.
Can I hel... Can I sit down

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and do some beads with you?

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- Would that...
- I-I wish I could trust you to do that,

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but I just can't.

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- I can't.
- You don't think I'm up for it.

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- Alright.
- But you could go to town, love,

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um, and maybe get some supplies.

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Make sure that people aren't
prematurely fertilizing.

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Prematurely fertilizing?
That feels a little personal.

145
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Uh, maybe I'll... I'll buy
them a drink before I ask that.

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Can you believe how much stuff
these New Yorkers travel with?

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It's like they have a change of
clothes for every day of the week.

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What a life they must live.

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Hey, uh...

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We... We... We see that
you guys are... are working the farm.

151
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Could we help you?

152
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Oh, no, we're just collecting eggs.

153
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So fun. Um...

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Do I need gloves?

155
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I don't know. Are your hands cold?

156
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- Those eggs are dirty.
- No, no, no,

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these eggs are really clean.

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I'd put one in my mouth to show you,

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but, I, you know,
I might choke on it, so...

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Go ahead.

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Oh!

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Don't mind me.

163
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I think she likes me.

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It's her biological imperative.

165
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It has nothing to do with who she likes.

166
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Could I get a picture with you?

167
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Why? What have I done?

168
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I just want to commemorate my
time farming with a real farmer.

169
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Be nice to them, Mr. Rudy.

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I saw "Rent"... Their
lives are very hard.

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Let's make the farm fun for them.

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- You want me to take it?
- Please, please, please.

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- Okay.
- You go... You go over here.

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Everybody say "corn!"

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- Corn!
- Corn!

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- Corn.
- Great.

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I want to... I want to thank you.

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- Sure.
- For the farming experience.

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- Oh, we just call it farming, but...
- Farming.

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- Thank you.
- Call it whatever you want to call it.

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That was humiliating.

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Goes against everything I stand for.

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Holy crap. They just gave us a 20!

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Looks good.

185
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Is this what embezzlement is?

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You cowpokes wanna go poke some cows?

187
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- What?
- They really don't like it.

188
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- Not one bit.
- Yeah.

189
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Well, first, you gotta get a better hat.

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You want to try it on? So authentic.

191
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- Look at you!
- Take a picture of that.

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Yee, doggie!

193
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You look even better on dry land.

194
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You're not so bad yourself, mister.

195
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- Well.
- Hmm?

196
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- We're back.
- Yeah.

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But what a cruise.

198
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But what a cruise.

199
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How 'bout it?

200
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- Can you believe we ate shark?
- I know.

201
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- It was delicious.
- It was good.

202
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- Endangered.
- Yeah.

203
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That albino dolphin.

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At first, I was really creeped out,

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- but then I, like... I felt...
- Yeah.

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... drawn to him,
like he could read my mind?

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With those red eyes,
I was like, "What's going on?"

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Thank you for punching it in the face

209
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when it started humping my leg.

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Who are all these people?

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It's like they walked out of
your lady magazine or something.

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Hey, go grab your stuff
and let's get going.

213
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Oh? Where are we going?

214
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Well, we're going back
to the house, jackass.

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Oh, is that right... jackass?

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You want me to move back in, do ya?

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In what world would you
not be moving back in?

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In the world we lived in,
we've never talked about it.

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Look, if you don't want to come home,
then don't come home.

220
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I'm not saying that.

221
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I just... I thought maybe we'd have

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- a little, you know, more romance.
- Oh, my God.

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Do you need me to get down
on my knees and beg you,

224
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so you can throw fish at
my face and pet my nose?

225
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- Are you jealous of the dolphin?!
- How dare you!

226
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I've never been jealous of
a dolphin in my entire life!

227
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Those creatures are dumb!

228
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Oh, hit me on the nose, do I go away?

229
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No, I come at ya!

230
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Come at ya stronger!

231
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What in the hell?

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Traffic jam?

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Not gonna die today. You're not gonna...

234
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Oh. You dropped... Oh, oh.

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You're not gonna die today, Clara.

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- You're not gonna die today.
- Here you go. Thanks.

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You're not gonna die today.

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You're not gonna die.
Not gonna die today.

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I'm gonna die today.

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What is this? Are you kidding me?!

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The whole town's like this.

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I've served dozens of people today.

243
00:07:42,631 --> 00:07:43,631
Dozens!

244
00:07:43,656 --> 00:07:44,856
And I saw a woman litter.

245
00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,155
She just threw it right on the ground.

246
00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:48,834
Who doesn't look around to see
if someone's watching first?

247
00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:51,422
Guys, I think that we're...
We're maybe overreacting.

248
00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:52,558
- These are really...
- Overreacting?

249
00:07:52,582 --> 00:07:54,992
Mike, there's gum on
the bottom of everything!

250
00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,414
That's nasty!

251
00:07:56,439 --> 00:07:58,828
I, for one,
don't mind the out-of-towners.

252
00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,039
This wedding means
one thing for me... booty!

253
00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,726
Mm-hmm. Hey, that's my son.
I hope you get some.

254
00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,673
Oh, I will. I'll get it.

255
00:08:06,698 --> 00:08:08,231
And I'll respect it.

256
00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:09,697
And then I'll send it on its way.

257
00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,986
I think we all want
Brandon to get some booty,

258
00:08:12,011 --> 00:08:13,158
but it comes at a cost.

259
00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:14,825
I can't even spread my beautiful manure

260
00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:17,176
- like a civilized man.
- Me either.

261
00:08:17,201 --> 00:08:18,601
I wish I could fertilize right now,

262
00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:19,992
but you asked us not to.

263
00:08:20,017 --> 00:08:22,975
Guys, seriously, you just...
You have to delay two days.

264
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,162
It's... It's not like
the manure's gonna expire.

265
00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:28,167
Come on, Mike. You said it was
gonna be a small, intimate wedding,

266
00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:30,944
not Times Square railroad station.

267
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,483
This will be over in a few days.

268
00:08:32,508 --> 00:08:34,178
I think everyone just
needs to calm down.

269
00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:37,875
What did you just say?

270
00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,422
I just said calm down.

271
00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:41,472
- I don't think this is...
- Ooh.

272
00:08:41,496 --> 00:08:43,312
anything to get overwhelmed by.

273
00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:46,273
You know, just stay calm.
You guys got this.

274
00:08:46,657 --> 00:08:47,900
Yeah?

275
00:08:48,934 --> 00:08:50,625
Did he just tell us to calm down?

276
00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:53,476
Can I just say that is not
how you get the booty.

277
00:08:53,501 --> 00:08:56,281
- No.
- Sierra, your groom is here!

278
00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:59,523
Hi! Lars, you are the groom!
Welcome. It's rea...

279
00:08:59,548 --> 00:09:00,860
Yeah, well, I don't care about that.

280
00:09:00,884 --> 00:09:02,322
- Okay. You're...
- I don't...

281
00:09:02,347 --> 00:09:04,650
- Do not jerk me around.
- Okay.

282
00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,057
If you're not ready to monetize it,

283
00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:07,158
do not jerk me around.

284
00:09:07,183 --> 00:09:08,985
You're on the phone. You're
being rude to someone else, not me.

285
00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:11,617
Well, I'm gonna hang up,
and you need to handle it.

286
00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:12,666
I'm keeping somebody waiting. -Oh.

287
00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,329
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

288
00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:16,829
- Hi!
- Nobody gives a damn.

289
00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:19,437
Not me, not Phil, not Monica... nobody.

290
00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:21,467
Well, Sierra's upstairs, uh, waxing...

291
00:09:21,492 --> 00:09:22,648
You should've seen Main Street.

292
00:09:22,672 --> 00:09:24,033
- Oh. Yeah.
- The locals are not happy

293
00:09:24,057 --> 00:09:25,102
- about these wedding guests.
- I know. I feel terrible.

294
00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:26,599
I-I said, uh, "Calm down."

295
00:09:26,623 --> 00:09:27,874
- You didn't say "Calm down."
- But... I said "calm down,"

296
00:09:27,898 --> 00:09:29,808
- but they took it well.
- Mike...

297
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,311
- What is that?
- What is...

298
00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:32,451
Is it... Is this you?

299
00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:34,944
It's definitely not me.
That is terrible. It smells like crap.

300
00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:36,649
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

301
00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:38,410
What? Please tell me that's not

302
00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:39,686
a bunch of trucks of manure

303
00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:41,872
in front of our house
hours before the wedding

304
00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:43,350
- because of what you said!
- Ohh! Mm!

305
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,661
- I'll handle it.
- This is happening.

306
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,793
There's poop everywhere.

307
00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,280
Honey, don't let it
stress you out, okay?

308
00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:48,780
- What, what, what?
- Oh, God!

309
00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:49,998
- Is this your hip?
- I pinged. No.

310
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,355
- You peed?
- It's my... No, pingy.

311
00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:53,225
- It's pingy in my back.
- Oh, you pinged your... your back?

312
00:09:53,249 --> 00:09:54,467
- Can I...
- You know, it smells worse

313
00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:56,295
when you're down here. It smells like...
You know what it smells like?

314
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,793
- Huh?
- Like hot diapers.

315
00:09:57,818 --> 00:09:59,012
- That's what it smells like.
- Yeah. You're right.

316
00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:00,051
It does smell like hot diapers.

317
00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:02,275
- Our farm smells like hot diapers!
- I know! I'm going.

318
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,652
Hello? I know you're out here.

319
00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:06,902
I can smell what you've done,

320
00:10:06,926 --> 00:10:08,971
so just come out and
let's get this over with.

321
00:10:08,996 --> 00:10:10,652
So, why are you so angry with us, Mike?

322
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,499
You know what? Maybe
you should calm down!

323
00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:14,524
Yeah, just relax...

324
00:10:14,549 --> 00:10:16,099
- ... and take some deep breaths.
- Oh...

325
00:10:16,123 --> 00:10:18,437
Enjoy the ass potpourri.

326
00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:20,317
Ah.

327
00:10:20,342 --> 00:10:21,512
Oh, how are you doing that?

328
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,543
You build up a tolerance.

329
00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:26,412
Look, everybody, I am sorry
if whatever I said upset you.

330
00:10:26,437 --> 00:10:30,121
I did not realize that "calm down"
was a universal pet peeve.

331
00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:32,284
I'm sorry that everyone's so sensitive.

332
00:10:32,309 --> 00:10:35,110
So let me get this.
So, you're not sorry for what you did,

333
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,825
you're sorry about our reaction.

334
00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,216
How was I to know that "calm down"

335
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:40,224
is the one phrase in
the English language

336
00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:42,137
that means the opposite of what it says?

337
00:10:42,162 --> 00:10:44,262
How do you get someone
to actually calm down?

338
00:10:44,287 --> 00:10:46,856
I don't know. What if someone's
having a panic attack?

339
00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,359
What are you supposed to say,
"Panic more"?

340
00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,693
Who's ready to release their load?

341
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,136
- Oh, yeah.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!

342
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,560
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

343
00:10:52,584 --> 00:10:53,692
Please wait.

344
00:10:54,231 --> 00:10:55,231
Uh...

345
00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:56,655
- Hey, hon. Uh...
- Hey!

346
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,240
You know what's actually good
about having excruciating back pain

347
00:10:59,264 --> 00:11:01,674
is that I can't actually get
my fingers quite up to my mouth

348
00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:03,432
in order to bite them all off.

349
00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:04,457
But did you handle it?

350
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:06,277
'Cause I feel like I'm still
smelling a little poop.

351
00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:07,560
- It is... is... Yeah.
- What is happening?

352
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,177
- I can't believe it.
- Yeah, he's the...

353
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,473
Um...

354
00:11:10,498 --> 00:11:12,191
- And he's telling me...
- ...what he's telling us out there.

355
00:11:12,215 --> 00:11:13,553
... that I'm supposed to calm down?

356
00:11:13,577 --> 00:11:14,582
- Yes!
- Okay.

357
00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:17,987
Okay, guys, can I... Hold on, hold on.

358
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:21,481
I am truly sorry if Mike
offended anyone here.

359
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,569
He really is super sensitive.

360
00:11:23,594 --> 00:11:25,394
Liter... I mean,
you helped a whole fraternity

361
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,598
come out of the closet.

362
00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:28,874
It was a smaller fraternity,
only 15, 20 guys.

363
00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:30,901
Listen, I just want
to remind everybody, though,

364
00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:33,402
that what I said was... Was "Calm down,"

365
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,880
- and those two words are not...
- My love.

366
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:37,167
You ju... You just botched it. They...

367
00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:39,718
Alright, Alright.
I understand, like, I get it.

368
00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:42,317
These New Yorkers probably
are rubbing you the wrong way.

369
00:11:42,342 --> 00:11:44,256
One of them drop-kicked my cat.

370
00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:45,285
- What?!
- What?!

371
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,904
One of them drop-kicked my cat.

372
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,121
Clara, that is...

373
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,178
Actually, that didn't happen,
and I apologize for lying.

374
00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:52,926
But I just want to
say that there is a line,

375
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:54,096
and they are close to crossing it.

376
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,531
- Okay.
- That would've crossed it.

377
00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:56,968
- That would've crossed it.
- That would have,

378
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,237
but let's not get angry about that,

379
00:11:58,261 --> 00:11:59,676
because obviously it didn't happen.

380
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,160
Clara, it is a hassle

381
00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:03,952
to have all of these new
people descend upon our town,

382
00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:06,412
but remember, it's for a wedding.

383
00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:07,950
How many times in your life

384
00:12:07,975 --> 00:12:11,583
do you get to stop
and just celebrate love?

385
00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,707
Can you just find it in your hearts

386
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:17,489
to just make this one day
special for my best friend?

387
00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:19,214
She has found the man

388
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,464
that she wants to spend
the rest of her life with.

389
00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:24,808
Maybe.

390
00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:26,509
Sierra?

391
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:28,100
Honey, are you in the bathroom?

392
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,735
- Are you crying?
- Yes.

393
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,597
- She's upset. Sorry. Bride's upset.
- Well, she's upset.

394
00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:32,716
Thanks, guys. Thanks for the meeting.

395
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,861
- Not that... Lean more. More support.
- And, uh, let's get you to the... Okay.

396
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,645
I'm coming. Nnnngh! Ow.

397
00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:40,740
- Go slow. Go slow.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep.

398
00:12:40,764 --> 00:12:43,106
Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?

399
00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:44,590
I don't love Lars!

400
00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:45,814
You s... What?

401
00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:48,653
Whoo! That feels so
much better to say out loud.

402
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:50,598
That takes a lot of courage...

403
00:12:50,623 --> 00:12:52,870
- It do... Yes. Yes.
- Yeah, and you can't marry...

404
00:12:52,895 --> 00:12:54,559
... someone that
you're not in love with.

405
00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:56,729
I'm still gonna marry him, obviously.

406
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,554
I don't understand. What now?

407
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,034
Women greater than me have
married men they don't love.

408
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:03,059
Oh.

409
00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:04,636
Let's do this.

410
00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:07,329
Um, hey. Sier... Just Sierr...

411
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,395
Ow. Sierra. Buddy.

412
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,410
It's really nice of you to help, Mom.

413
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:14,043
Oh, please, I just don't want
them trampling over to our farm.

414
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,160
Right this way.

415
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,684
That's a beautiful dress.

416
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,809
- Lots of cleavage.
- Yes.

417
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,715
- Very featured.
- Mm-hmm.

418
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,559
- He sees me see him. I know it.
- Oh, yeah.

419
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,246
Dad could always
pick you out of a crowd.

420
00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:29,638
Except when you got your makeup
done by that professional.

421
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,116
You're just not made for a cat eye.

422
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:33,596
Hey, that wasn't for you.
That was for your father.

423
00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:34,920
I just don't understand him.

424
00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:36,945
Why does this have to be
such a big production?

425
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,354
Why can't he just move home?

426
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,520
Mom, sometimes, to get what you want,

427
00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:41,971
you just have to do a little dance.

428
00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,167
I know it's not your style,

429
00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:45,354
but it's what Dad needs right now.

430
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,589
Like when Rudy was
just posing for photos,

431
00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:49,393
- we were lucky to get 20 bucks.
- Mm-hmm.

432
00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:51,493
But you give him a dirt
mustache and tell people

433
00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:53,461
that he was found in a
basket in a corn field

434
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:55,542
when he was a baby, bam...
three grand.

435
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:56,604
Three grand?!

436
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:59,081
- For the love of all things good...
- No.

437
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,504
- I cannot let you...
- It's crazy.

438
00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:01,786
- We're not gonna allow it.
- This is...

439
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,482
You can't marry
someone you don't love...

440
00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:04,784
- Listen to two people...
- ... because you're too embarrassed

441
00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:05,817
to call off the wedding.

442
00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,160
- Guys, it's fine.
- It's not.

443
00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:08,839
Maybe we even last a year, okay?

444
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,716
And look, you guys went
through all that trouble

445
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:13,044
getting everything ready
and making the day perfect for me.

446
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,809
- Don't feel pressured, woman.
- Yeah, yeah.

447
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,801
Do not feel pressured
because I threw my back out

448
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:19,965
- and my nails are gnawed to the blood.
- That'll be all healed up in a week.

449
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:21,615
- We won't even remember those things.
- Yeah, you don't get

450
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:22,868
married for those reasons.

451
00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:25,804
It's kind of you to say,
but this wedding is happening.

452
00:14:25,829 --> 00:14:27,173
You got to stop her.
Physically stop her.

453
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,374
- Take the dress off her or something.
- Hey.

454
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,877
- I can't do anything because of this.
- Oh, I think we have a winner here.

455
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:31,901
- This could work.
- No.

456
00:14:31,926 --> 00:14:34,013
You cannot m...
Oh, wow, that does look good.

457
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:36,584
It doesn't' scream "wealth,"
but it relentlessly whispers it

458
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,380
until everyone around
me feels inadequate.

459
00:14:38,405 --> 00:14:40,334
- Sure. Um...
- Okay. No. Nope.

460
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:42,955
- No. No, no tiara. No. No.
- Wha...

461
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:43,988
What are you doing?

462
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,856
- Mike, give that back.
- I cannot let you marry

463
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,560
- somebody that you don't love.
- First of all, calm down.

464
00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:49,894
Please don't... You know what?

465
00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:51,031
You're right. It's triggering.

466
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:52,567
- The "calm down"?
- "Calm down," yes. I'm sorry.

467
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,963
Sierra, you have to have
that foundation of love.

468
00:14:55,988 --> 00:14:57,348
I'll tell you exactly why... One day,

469
00:14:57,372 --> 00:14:58,517
you're gonna walk into your kitchen,

470
00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,932
you're gonna notice every
single drawer's open.

471
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:01,361
Why? Did someone ransack it? No!

472
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:02,410
Someone just doesn't like

473
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,495
- ...to close drawers...
- I forget.

474
00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:04,734
- ... or close cupboard doors.
- I forget.

475
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,945
But I can live with it
because I love her.

476
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,570
You marry the guy, you suddenly realize

477
00:15:08,595 --> 00:15:10,026
he only brushes his
teeth in the morning.

478
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,006
Doesn't do it at night,

479
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:13,318
meaning I've tasted every
meal that he's ever eaten.

480
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:15,076
I don't ring this guy,
I don't murder him

481
00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:18,856
because I am wildly and madly
in love with all of him.

482
00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:21,127
- I love you. I don't really mean it.
- Yeah, I'm so... I'm so sorry.

483
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:23,395
Obviously, I love it. Look, I love it.

484
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,420
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

485
00:15:26,032 --> 00:15:27,032
What am I doing?

486
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,134
I don't even know what I'm doing.

487
00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,514
- I don't know what you're doing!
- Yes.

488
00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:30,637
- I have to get out of this.
- Yeah.

489
00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:32,178
But how? Everyone's here.

490
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:33,972
Like, I don't know
how to face everybody.

491
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:36,497
Oh, my God, how could you
let me go through this?!

492
00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:38,559
- This is crazy!
- Honey, I am trying.

493
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:40,247
- Oh, my God!
- Okay, so, listen...

494
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,755
- What am I gonna do?
- I have an idea.

495
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,678
- I have an idea.
- Oh, is it the same thing

496
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,070
- I'm thinking of?
- I think it's the same thing

497
00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:47,263
- he's thinking of.
- Yep. Yep, yep.

498
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:48,771
- We got you, girl.
- Yeah.

499
00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:07,973
Oh, the smell!

500
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,464
Oh, distinct notes.

501
00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:10,590
Let's release.

502
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,256
Alright, hon, coming up!

503
00:16:14,805 --> 00:16:17,006
Oh, man. Ugh.

504
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:21,959
Do you...

505
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,456
- Do you smell something?
- Oh, yeah,

506
00:16:25,481 --> 00:16:28,026
that smells like the worst
part of the Hamptons.

507
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:32,974
I'm gonna barf.

508
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:36,111
Ohh! My God, is that a smell!

509
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:37,736
Real umami to it.

510
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,246
Oh.

511
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,716
<i>Rio!</i>

512
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,332
<i>Oh, you saved me from
a really expensive divorce.</i>

513
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:54,075
Thank you so much for digging
that little muscle relaxer

514
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,723
out of your purse,
'cause my back feels great now.

515
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,090
<i>Oh, yay!</i>

516
00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,459
Alright, well, I just got to
the airport, so I gotta run.

517
00:17:00,484 --> 00:17:02,974
I gotta be wheels up before
Daddy realizes I took his jet.

518
00:17:02,999 --> 00:17:05,466
<i>Oh, God, I wish I could relate
to your level of wealth.</i>

519
00:17:06,495 --> 00:17:10,979
So, uh, you sure
you're not getting married?

520
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,339
- My mom's gonna be so proud of me.
- What?

521
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,556
Well, there's the last of them.

522
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:23,753
Bye.

523
00:17:24,205 --> 00:17:26,971
Hey, everyone, can I just...
For a second, I want...

524
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,429
I just want to say thank you

525
00:17:28,454 --> 00:17:31,931
for working so hard to create
this celebration of love.

526
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:34,557
I'm really sorry that
there just, unfortunately

527
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:36,589
wasn't any love to celebrate.

528
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,964
Hang on.

529
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:42,745
If it's love we want to celebrate,
I think I got something.

530
00:17:44,369 --> 00:17:45,868
Beau, get over here.

531
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,432
What's going on?

532
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,800
You know I don't like
to make a big thing of it...

533
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:54,493
... but I'm gonna do my best
to tell you how I feel, okay?

534
00:17:54,518 --> 00:17:55,534
- No.
- Let me do it.

535
00:17:55,559 --> 00:17:56,566
No, let's go somewhere else.

536
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,750
I'm annoyed, and I'm also desperate

537
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,519
to sleep next to the man that I love

538
00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:02,777
while he sweats through
five sets of sheets.

539
00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,564
Your body should not get that hot.

540
00:18:04,589 --> 00:18:06,681
You're the most messed
up man I've ever met.

541
00:18:07,284 --> 00:18:09,854
But I love you more than
anything in the world.

542
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,797
You're my heart.

543
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,665
I want to live with you,
I want to die with you,

544
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,624
and I never want to be apart again.

545
00:18:17,649 --> 00:18:18,680
Do you hear me?

546
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,807
Yeah, I'll move back in.

547
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,853
Oh, no, I'm not asking you
to move back in.

548
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:24,243
I already did that.

549
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,500
Beau Bowman...

550
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,737
... will you marry me, again?

551
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,809
Yes.

552
00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:34,519
We're having a wedding!

553
00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:40,104
Oh, my God!

554
00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:41,307
Oh, son.

555
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:43,550
I'm not an orphan anymore!

556
00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:46,425
- Do something. This is embarrassing.
- I'm so sorry.

557
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,377
Now who's gonna give away this woman?

558
00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:00,668
Jacob Bowman, ma'am.

559
00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:01,693
Mm-hmm.

560
00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:04,619
Oh, it's in my face.

561
00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:05,666
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

562
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,385
- I love you.
- I love you, Mom.

563
00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:10,722
- Thank you, son.
- You be good to her.

564
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,067
Of course.

565
00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:13,886
- Okay.
- Thank you.

566
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,893
I don't know if you remember this,

567
00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,936
but the first time I
spilled cheese dip on you...

568
00:19:24,961 --> 00:19:26,848
- What?
- ... you didn't even get mad.

569
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,275
You used it to dip your chip.

570
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:29,684
It's true.

571
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,142
And that's when I knew

572
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,621
you were the one I want to sit next to

573
00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:34,465
for every Nebraska game.

574
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,689
Go Big Red!

575
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,714
- Go Big Red!
- Red!

576
00:19:37,739 --> 00:19:39,751
You will always be my Big Kay.

577
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,940
I love you now,
and I will love you forever.

578
00:19:46,805 --> 00:19:48,371
Also, thanks for Jacob.

579
00:19:50,082 --> 00:19:54,136
Kay Bowman,
do you take this man to be...

580
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,678
You know I damn well do, Connie.

581
00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,245
- Okay.
- Get over here, jackass.

582
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,763
♪ Well ♪

583
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,724
♪ You know you make me want to ♪

584
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,212
- ♪ Shout! ♪
- ♪ Kick my heels up and ♪

585
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:23,126
- ♪ Shout! ♪
- ♪ Throw my hands up and ♪

586
00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:24,694
- ♪ Shout! ♪
- ♪ Throw my head back and ♪

587
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:26,420
- ♪ Shout! ♪
- ♪ Come on now ♪

588
00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:29,267
- ♪ Don't forget to say you will ♪
- ♪ Shout! ♪

589
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,638
♪ Don't forget to say yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

590
00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,429
♪ Say you will ♪

591
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:37,221
♪ Say it right now, baby ♪

592
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:38,742
♪ Say you will ♪

593
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,015
♪ Come on, come on ♪

594
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,769
Gator dance!

595
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:46,984
- ♪ Say you will ♪
- ♪ Come on now ♪

596
00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,999
- ♪ Say that you love me ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

597
00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:50,749
- ♪ Say that you need me ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

598
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:52,561
- ♪ Say that you want me ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

599
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,324
- ♪ You wanna please me ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

600
00:20:54,349 --> 00:20:56,032
- ♪ Come on now ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

601
00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:58,109
- ♪ Come on now ♪
- ♪ Say ♪

602
00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:01,534
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