1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,350 [sirens wailing in distance] 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,259 [dog barking in distance] 3 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:24,611 [girl] Dear Diary... 4 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,903 go fuck yourself. 5 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,987 ["I'm Not Like Everybody Else" by The Kinks playing] 6 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,414 Just kidding. I don't know what to write in this stupid thing. 7 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,621 ♪ I won't take all of the hand-me-downs ♪ 8 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,583 Anyway, hi. 9 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:40,960 My name is Sydney. 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,500 I'm a boring 17-year-old white girl. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,165 I'm not special, is what I'm trying to say, 12 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:48,877 and I'm okay with that. 13 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:52,512 ♪ 'Cause I'm not like everybody else ♪ 14 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,636 -♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ -We moved to Pennsylvania two years ago. 15 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,772 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 16 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,140 And not, like, a cute part of Pennsylvania either, 17 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,897 but corn and cabbage and shit. 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,650 Like, my town's won the grand prize for most polluted air in America 19 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,653 for a bunch of years in a row now, so... 20 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,067 -♪ 'Cause I'm not like everybody else ♪ -...yippee. 21 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,581 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 22 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,988 Ms. Cappriotti made me promise to do this. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,658 Promise you'll do this. 24 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,656 She said it might help with my moods. 25 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,458 It might help with your moods. 26 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,205 I keep losing my temper. 27 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,963 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 28 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,585 -♪ Like everybody else ♪ -I don't want to, but it just spills out. 29 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,223 It's 'cause my dad sort of died... last spring. 30 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,101 So I'm supposed to write... what, now? I don't get it. 31 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,643 Anything. Everything. 32 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,063 Whatever comes to mind. 33 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,602 And now no one knows what to say to me. 34 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,765 Think of it like you're just talking to yourself 35 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,944 and no one will ever read it but you. 36 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,613 [Sydney] Not even the guidance counselor. 37 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:49,731 Can I just... 38 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:51,822 use my phone? 39 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:55,623 Hmm... Your phone'll be distracting. Don't you think? 40 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,028 I'd like you to have something a little more... 41 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,292 therapeutic. 42 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,497 These things are never easy, 43 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,540 but I do want you to at least attempt 44 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,085 to have a normal high school experience. 45 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,300 I mean, she's pretty all right, I guess. 46 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,684 Even if she does smell like an old hippie. 47 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:18,465 Anyway, here's to a normal high school experience, 48 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,220 whatever the fuck that means. 49 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,687 And yes, during arousal, there is an increase in all sorts of things, 50 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,809 including adrenaline and, of course, blood flow, 51 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,857 and the blood flow continues down 52 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:33,031 and then gets trapped within the corpora cavernosa. 53 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,111 The penis expands, and this is how the Homo sapien male 54 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,737 is able to hold an erection. 55 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,544 Yes. 56 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,660 From my experience, Mr. File, 57 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,747 the holding of an erection is far more successful 58 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,423 in the hands of a Homo sapien female. 59 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,501 [suppressed laughter] 60 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,013 Very funny, Mr. Lewis. 61 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,920 Just talkin' science. 62 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:54,967 Moving on. 63 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,929 When a female gets sexually excited, 64 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,390 there is also increased blood flow 65 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,849 -to the genitals... -Ah. Oh, come on, fire crotch. 66 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,100 -Laugh. That was funny. -[Mr. File] ...proceeds to swell. 67 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,183 Why is all this happening? 68 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,267 -[laughs] -Your scrotum looks different than others. 69 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,442 That's an asymmetrical scrotum. 70 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,111 -[Sydney] My best friend is Dina. -Having one is not at all unusual. 71 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,941 ["I See It, I Like It, I Want It" by Shirley Ellis playing] 72 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,196 ♪ From the moment I laid eyes on you ♪ 73 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,908 [Sydney] She's such a badass. 74 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,278 Normally, I don't think she'd choose me as a friend, 75 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,365 but we both moved here around the same time. 76 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:26,161 Both the new kids in town, you know, so, guess I kinda lucked out. 77 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,747 ♪ To make me happy ♪ 78 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,292 Before Dina, I mostly just kept to myself. 79 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,713 I'm not the kind of person that likes attention, really, 80 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,876 but she has this way about her that... 81 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,092 she just makes me feel different. 82 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,968 She was with me when I found out about my dad. 83 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,144 Okay. You ready? 84 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,062 -She held my hand. -One, two... 85 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,180 We cried. 86 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,854 And now, since then, she keeps me laughing 87 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,978 when all I wanna do is melt into the floor. 88 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:57,450 Which sort of made me realize I've never had a best friend before. 89 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:58,608 ♪ Because I see it ♪ 90 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,066 -♪ And then I ♪ -♪ I like it ♪ 91 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,157 -♪ And then I ♪ -♪ And I want it ♪ 92 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,372 -♪ Yes, I do ♪ -♪ Yes, I do ♪ 93 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:08,042 So, I'm standing there, trying to get by, and he's all like, 94 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,462 "Oh, who's the new girl in town?" 95 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,880 And I'm like, "Shut up. It's me, Dina." 96 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,133 Wait, this is Brad... Lewis? 97 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,053 Yeah. 98 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,336 He's sort of sweet, you know? 99 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,428 And then he asked me to homecoming. 100 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,472 [laughing] 101 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,849 Wait, and... and you accepted? 102 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,944 No. I told him to take his washboard abs and chiseled jawline 103 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,190 and get out of my face. 104 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,484 [laughs] Yeah, of course I said yes. 105 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,779 Uh-- Oh, my God. You had sex with him, didn't you? 106 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,615 -[chuckles] -Holy shit. 107 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,489 No way! Holy shit! 108 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,075 You gave Bradley Lewis your P-card? 109 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,451 Shh... 110 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,248 -Tell me he used a condom, because-- -Yes, of course. 111 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:52,714 I know. 112 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,132 Dina just got her braces off, and her boobs suddenly arrived. 113 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,631 So, of course, golden boy Bradley Lewis takes notice. 114 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,125 So, what, are you guys, like, 115 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,216 suddenly girlfriend and boyfriend or something? 116 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,142 I mean, we haven't put a label on it yet, but... 117 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,984 I really like him, okay? 118 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,479 This is the worst. 119 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,323 Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Sure, I get it. 120 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,728 Just give him a chance. 121 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,816 Oh, come on, there's gotta be someone you sort of like. Just a little. 122 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,162 I don't know. I just guess I haven't really thought about it. 123 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,366 Well, think about it. 124 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,343 And then maybe we can all go to homecoming together, like a double date thing. 125 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,171 -Hey, babe. -Hey! 126 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,424 Sorry I'm late. 127 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,129 -All good, babe. -[kissing] 128 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:44,085 Ugh. They both call each other "babe." Kill me right now. 129 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,434 Hey, Syd. 130 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:46,892 Bradley. 131 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,141 Do you think your mom could hook us up with some burgers? 132 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,733 They're just so great here. 133 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,268 Huh. She's not working today. 134 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,767 I was just asking. [laughs] 135 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,057 Okay. 136 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,016 [Dina] Want a burger, Brad? Let's get a burger. 137 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,266 I've got some cash. 138 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,188 -[Brad] Yeah? -Yeah. 139 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,685 -Wanna share one, babe? -Yeah. Oh, ketchup. 140 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,040 Help yourself. 141 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:13,503 So... 142 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,633 Dina's just great, isn't she? 143 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,540 Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,300 [chuckling] Jesus, do you ever smile? 145 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,471 Not today. 146 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,472 [scoffs] 147 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:31,016 [Dina] So, what have we decided? 148 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,309 Whatever you want, babe. 149 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,939 -Please. Please stop. -You gotta try one of these fries. 150 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,849 -I wish you would just stop talking. -[rumbling] 151 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,608 Wipe that smug smile off his stupid, stupid face. 152 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,691 [high-pitched ringing] 153 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,736 -Oh, shit. -[Dina] Oh, my God. 154 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,114 Oh, fuck. 155 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,737 -[Dina] Are you okay? -Wait. What? 156 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,204 Yeah, fine. Just give me a minute. 157 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:52,043 -[Dina] Take a tissue. -[Brad] Gimme a minute, all right? 158 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,250 [groans] 159 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,334 So, here's the deal. 160 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,916 Today, I almost convinced myself 161 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,002 that I made Bradley Lewis's nose bleed 162 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,012 with my mind. 163 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,675 Right. 164 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,260 Mostly, I just need to chill out more. 165 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,894 I am not losing my first and only very best friend ever. 166 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,848 I'm happy for Dina, 167 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,306 and if dating Bradley Dickhead Lewis makes her happy, 168 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,606 then I guess I'm okay with it. 169 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,689 [boy] Oh, hey, Syd! 170 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:25,534 Hey. 171 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,357 Stanley Barber. 172 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,866 He lives down the street from me. 173 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,235 Where I feel shitty about basically everything about myself, 174 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,657 Stan is the master of zero fucks. 175 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,922 Oh, my leg fell asleep. One sec. 176 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,041 Aah. 177 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,012 [sighs] 178 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,340 Can I walk with you? 179 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,432 Sure. Why not? 180 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,006 Cool. 181 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,428 Cool. 182 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,980 Stan is kind of... weird. 183 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,274 You okay? 184 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,609 Shoes. Who needs 'em? 185 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,779 Uh... so, Bloodwitch, am I right? 186 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,109 What? 187 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,574 Bloodwitch. You like their music? 188 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,907 That's a... terrible name for a band. 189 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,043 Nah. Perfect. 190 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,254 Bet they sound like shit. 191 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,995 Well, I mean, I have-- I have 'em on vinyl... 192 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,626 limited edition, gatefold and stuff, 193 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,884 if you wanna... come over, and we can listen sometime. 194 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,298 Oh. 195 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,718 We can get high. 196 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,638 I have never been high before. 197 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,273 Yeah, maybe. 198 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:40,266 I mean, you don't have to. 199 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,603 I was-- I was just, you know... 200 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,610 We-- You know, we live so close, and we've never really hung out before. 201 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,700 Uh, no, I guess we haven't. 202 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,497 But, yeah. Uh, maybe we should. 203 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,159 Yeah. 204 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:00,959 Cool. Uh... 205 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,001 Let me know. 206 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,169 What a world we live in, Sydney. 207 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,860 I live with my mom and little brother. 208 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,777 [woman] Sydney! Is that you? 209 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,570 Mom and I haven't been getting along lately. 210 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,244 Nope. It's an axe murderer. Good thing you asked. 211 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,583 Ha-ha! Very funny. 212 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:42,866 Hey. So apparently, Karen's dog ran through a screen door or something, 213 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,537 so she had to go to an emergency vet. 214 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,545 -Okay. -So I'm gonna pick up her shift tonight, 215 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:52,629 which is fine 'cause I owe her two shifts from the time Liam ate all that cheese. 216 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,643 Well, thanks for telling me your life story, Mom. 217 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,351 No. Wait, come back here. I'm not done yet. Eyes on me. 218 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,096 Okay. Question. Big question. 219 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,685 Have you seen my stockings? 220 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,520 They were in the bathroom. They were hanging over the shower curtain? 221 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,030 Oh, sorry. I thought they were dirty. 222 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,529 -No, they were drying. -Well, I found them in the bathtub. 223 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,362 D-- Well, where are they? They're my last pair. 224 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,534 I sort of... 225 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,204 washed 'em. 226 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,905 Wait. In the washer? 227 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,165 Yeah, and I guess they sort of ended up in the dryer, so... 228 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:25,962 [groans] 229 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,537 Oh, great. 230 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,415 Now I get to feel like sausage while I'm serving it. 231 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:35,836 You don't really have to wear 'em, do you? No one wears 'em anymore. 232 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,886 -Like, since the '90s. -[sighs] Can you-- 233 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:41,270 Can you just make sure that Liam does his homework and eats some dinner? 234 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,601 Isn't he old enough to make sure himself? 235 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:49,824 Sydney, can you just do something for me, anything, just once, without questioning? 236 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,729 [sighs] 237 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,402 Here I thought I was being so charming. 238 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,106 Nope. Not even a little bit. 239 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,820 Really doesn't matter what we're talking about. 240 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,027 -[door slams] -Mom and I could sit in silence 241 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:03,537 for the rest of our lives, and she'd still annoy the crap out of me. 242 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,621 [cartoon playing on TV] 243 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,917 Hey, Goob. Done your homework yet? 244 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:12,924 Hours ago. 245 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,089 Soon as I got home. What about you? 246 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,472 Uh... I'll get to it. 247 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:24,271 Come on, Syd. Mom says you have to work hard if you're gonna succeed. 248 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:29,731 Yeah, well, the plan's always been for me to sit back and watch you succeed, Goob. 249 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,654 Oh, hey, who knows? 250 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,942 Maybe one day, if you really work hard enough, 251 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,204 you get to be the one to pay for my funeral. 252 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,489 -How was school today? -Well, um... 253 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,329 Richard Rynard punched Toby Gardner in the face, 254 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,832 and he got sent to Mr. Coffee's office. 255 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:47,794 Oh, yeah? 256 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,836 Yup, and I think I might be next, so... I'm devising a plan. Check it out. 257 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,590 [Sydney] Holy shit, Goob. Is that for you? 258 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,434 [Liam] Yup. Designed it myself. 259 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,179 Breastplate, shin guards, spiked gloves... 260 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,762 But I'm not so sure about the helmet situation just yet, 261 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,728 'cause I don't wanna block my peripherals, you know, just in case. 262 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,935 It's really cool, man. It's some of your best work yet. 263 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,610 Yeah, it's basically my Mark One, 264 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,859 and the first suit's always the hardest to design, 265 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901 so it's still a work in progress. 266 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,200 And, sorry, what was the plan again? 267 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,279 Well, I'm gonna build the suit and kick Richard Rynard's ass. 268 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,658 Oh. Vengeance. 269 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,663 Got it. 270 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,081 [chuckles] 271 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,669 My family. 272 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,209 I guess we've never had a lot of money. 273 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,963 Like, every place we moved, and we've moved a lot, 274 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,716 it's always some place like this. 275 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,882 It's like a lottery, I guess. 276 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,176 Some kids win big time the moment they're born. 277 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,512 The rest of us, 278 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,765 we're all stuck with scratch-offs and bottle caps and shit. 279 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,272 ["I Should Not Be Seeing You" by Connie Conway playing] 280 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,364 ♪ You would do ♪ 281 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,741 ♪ Do your utmost ♪ 282 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,897 -♪ To destroy that feeling ♪ -Liam? 283 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:00,907 Yeah? 284 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,565 ♪ That feeling for me ♪ 285 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,617 If Richard Rynard ever touches you... 286 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,697 before you get your suit built to kick his ass, 287 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,956 I'll pull his throat out... 288 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,422 with my bare hands right in front of Mr. Coffee. 289 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,090 Really? 290 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,921 Yeah. Yeah, like this. 291 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,126 -[growls] -[squelching] 292 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,676 -You are so weird. -[laughing] 293 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,089 Yeah, I know. 294 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,264 Okay, so... confession. 295 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,931 I started getting these zits on my thighs. 296 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,937 -I am straight up disgusting. -[water dripping] 297 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,109 -♪ I should not be ♪ -[sighs] 298 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,569 -♪ Thinking of you ♪ -[dripping] 299 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,440 ♪ Nor should you be... ♪ 300 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,528 I've tried zit cream and soap and all sorts of junk. 301 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:44,991 Nothing helps. 302 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,741 -They're not even that fun to pop. -[rumbling] 303 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,537 [groans] Stop! 304 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,120 [silence] 305 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,079 It's probably just puberty. 306 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:56,751 I don't know. 307 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,086 [rock music playing] 308 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,056 [delivery notification] 309 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,153 [message alert] 310 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,269 So, Stanley Barber texted me. 311 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,937 -He made me listen to Bloodwitch. -[message alert] 312 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,866 ♪ Let me hear your voice ♪ 313 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,949 ♪ To bring me down ♪ 314 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,752 ♪ Waitin' for your lips ♪ 315 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,832 ♪ To bring me round ♪ 316 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,723 ♪ My life's shame and sorrow ♪ 317 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,798 ♪ Falling back ♪ 318 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,507 ♪ Lead me from my head ♪ 319 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,598 ♪ Down underground ♪ 320 00:14:55,769 --> 00:15:00,269 ♪ Lying down until my soul turned flat ♪ 321 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,525 Sometimes at night, I want to touch myself, 322 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,199 but I don't. 323 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,542 Peanut butter helps. 324 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,748 [man on TV] ...always in a fast-food rut, 325 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,924 or buying and not cooking it. 326 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,673 Millions have discovered the secret... 327 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,545 [Sydney] The later Mom gets home, the more wine she drinks. 328 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,093 [yawning] 329 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,466 What are we watching? 330 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,428 [muffled] Don't know. 331 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,812 [man on TV] ...to the original... 332 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,599 [Sydney] We haven't talked about Dad since he killed himself in the basement. 333 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,523 AC's broken. 334 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,023 The unit's probably just... overheated. 335 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,654 It's hot as balls in this house. 336 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,650 Open a window. 337 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,405 It's that heavy thing we're all too afraid to talk about. 338 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:53,583 I got called in... to the counselor's office. 339 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,371 -Why? What did-- what did you do? -Nothing. 340 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,120 She just... 341 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:05,007 She wants me to have, like... an outlet or something. 342 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,967 An outlet for what? 343 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,433 Just, sometimes it feels like... 344 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,694 the people I love don't love me back. 345 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,778 Well... [sighs] 346 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,534 Maybe you're aiming too high, hon. 347 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,543 ["Bad Things" by Cults playing] 348 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,625 She's such a bitch sometimes. 349 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,589 Dad would have understood, 350 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,460 but he hung himself, 351 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,295 so I guess I'm on my own. 352 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,393 ♪ Run, run away, run, run away ♪ 353 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,309 ♪ Run away Show 'em that your color is black ♪ 354 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,429 Sometimes I wonder why he did it, 355 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,765 and why we never talk about it... 356 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,812 [rumbling] 357 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,855 ...and what the hell is going on with me. 358 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,823 Why sometimes I feel like I'm boiling inside. 359 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,074 [high-pitched ringing] 360 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,116 'Cause maybe... 361 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,738 [crashing] 362 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,416 ...I am way more fucked up than I thought. 363 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,802 ♪ Bad things happen To the people you love ♪ 364 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,306 ♪ And you'll find yourself prayin' Up to heaven above ♪ 365 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,810 ♪ But honestly I've never had much sympathy ♪ 366 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,814 ♪ 'Cause those bad things Always saw them comin' for me ♪ 367 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,818 ♪ I'm gonna run, run away, run, run away ♪ 368 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,822 ♪ Run away, run away and never come back ♪ 369 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,828 ♪ Run, run away, run, run away ♪ 370 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,580 ♪ Run away Show 'em that your color is black ♪ 371 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,585 ♪ Bad things happen To the people you love ♪ 372 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:11,048 ♪ And you'll find yourself prayin' Up to heaven above ♪ 373 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,841 ♪ But honestly I've never had much sympathy ♪ 374 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,097 ♪ 'Cause those bad things Always saw them comin' for me ♪ 375 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,851 ♪ It would take some time Just to see me shine ♪ 376 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:27,855 ♪ For the whole world to see me here With all of my light ♪ 377 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,610 ♪ But honestly I've never had much sympathy ♪ 378 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:36,623 ♪ 'Cause next time They'll probably be comin' for me ♪