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Previously on "Broke..."

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My family used to be just me and my mom.

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Until one day the doorbell rang.

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It was my mom's sister Aunt Lizzie...

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- Hi there!
- Jackie, it is us!

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...her husband Tío Javi, and Luis.

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Who is Luis, you ask?

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Luis is my assistant, my driver,

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but more importantly, my friend.

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Tío Javi messed
up and lost all his money,

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so he and Aunt Lizzie
had to move in with us,

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which is great because now the
house is loud and busy and fun,

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and I hope it stays that way.

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Sammy, get ready for school!

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You overslept!

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Why didn't you wake me up earlier?!

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Because I overslept!

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Lizzie, that food is for people.

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Bijou thinks she's a person.

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Well, she's the only person
that pees in the backyard.

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Jackie, please be more sensitive.

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It has been very hard on Bijou

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since Javier's father
cut us off financially.

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Seriously? It's hard on Bijou?

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Well, your sister projects onto the dog

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when she's feeling emotional.

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That is why Bijou and I
went to couples therapy

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in Vienna.

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The more you explain your life,
the less I understand it.

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Where's the instant oatmeal?

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Oh, I was feeling peckish
last night and finished it.

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But don't worry, I already put it

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on the grocery list. Luis.

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Take a picture of me
with the grocery list

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- and send it to mi papá.
- Because...?

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Because I want to show him
how responsible I've become.

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Perhaps it will inspire him
to give me my money back.

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Do you think that'll work?

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Anything is possible.

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Though some things
are less possible than others.

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Oh, good morning, Sammy.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning, sleepyhead.

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Morning, Mom.

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Sweetie, I know
you were looking forward to it,

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but your dad's not gonna be able
to take you to Six Flags

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this weekend.

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But he promised.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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Sammy, how about if I take you instead?

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Really? Tío Javi, you're the best.

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Mm, I do have my moments.

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Sammy, go put on your shoes.

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We're gonna go to Trader Joe's

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and get free samples for breakfast.

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I am so excited to take him to Six Flags.

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I just have one question.

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What is Six Flags?

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It's a really expensive amusement park.

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Ooh.

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Dude, where are you gonna get the money

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to take Sammy there?

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Well, I was hoping
you had a jar with, with money,

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for surprise fun things?

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I do. And this month I used the fun jar

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to pay fun bills.

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Just so you know, Bijou hates it
when you're sarcastic.

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Look, I already have one child.

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And I don't need two more.

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If you guys are gonna live here,
you're gonna have to contribute.

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And where do you think we're
gonna find the money to do that?

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Get jobs!

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Well, all right.
We've avoided it long enough.

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We have to contribute.
The three of us live here,

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so we should all get jobs.

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Actually, I don't live here.

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I have my own apartment,
and I already have a job:

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assisting you.

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Ah, yes. Sometimes I forget
that our friendship,

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as deep as it runs,
it is paid for by mi papá.

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It makes almost no difference at all.

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Agreed.

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Well, the good news is,
we only have to find two jobs.

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Well, I don't even know where to start.

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Well, start by asking yourself,

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what is something you love?

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I love not having a job.

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There may not be much money in that.

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I know it's hard for you, mi amor,

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but it could be worse.

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Luis could not have a job.

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Oh, I'm sure I would find something.

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It's okay, I've worked
before and I'll work again.

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As it says on my vision board,

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"Reach for a star, put it in your pocket,

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And shine."

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Shine on, my love!

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Luis, I'm starting to get
excited about getting a job.

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Besides helping out in the house,

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I will have money to take Sammy

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to the very expensive amusement park.

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But what to do? What to do?

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A wise man once said,

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"You should find something you love."

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It was me.

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Well, I love travel. Music. People.

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I know the perfect job for you.

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Excuse me, who are you?

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I'm your driver.

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And who's he?

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Oh, he's my driver.

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I used to be very rich,
lost all my money, long story.

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Anyway,

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I am here with mints and conversation

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to make your rideshare
experience special.

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Now where are you going?

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Um, Santa Monica, but I...

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Not the location.
I know that from the app.

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I mean, where you dream of going in life.

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Luis, please drive
while I get to know this, uh...

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Doug Muriera.

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Dude.

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You are literally breathing down my neck.

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I need to make sure
you're not overpouring.

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Whether you like it or not,
I'm the manager here now.

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And we're going through bottles

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like this is a really popular bar.

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Look around.

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It's not.

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Is this coming from you or your mommy?

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From her.

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But in her capacity as owner, not mommy.

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All right?

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Just so you know,

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overpouring's the only reason
people come here.

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Thank you, Keith.

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Luis, what are you doing here?

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I thought you were working with Javier.

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I was. And things were great
when our passenger was a man.

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You must propose to her
right away, Doug Muriera,

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or you will regret it forever.

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Mm-hmm.

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But when it was a woman...

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Hello, Monique.

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Get ready for the ride of your life.

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Apparently, in America a woman is leery

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about getting into a car
with two strange men.

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Is it different in Mexico?

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Not really.

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Jackie! Luis! Guess what happened.

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You got a job?

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This game's not fun when you guess right.

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Anyway, I was feeling a little down, so,

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as one does, I went to go touch

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this season's new handbags
at Neiman Marcus.

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And while I was there,

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I stopped a short-waisted woman

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from buying a boatneck top

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and directed her
to a more flattering shape.

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A drop waist jumper.

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Exactly, Luis.

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Anyway,

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the store manager saw this,
and we got to talking,

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and he offered me a job
as a personal shopper!

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My Grandma Rose is my personal shopper.

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I believe you.

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That is great, Lizzie.

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Agreed. Javier will be so proud

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- of his hardworking wife.
- Whoa.

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You're not single?

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I thought we were vibing.

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And what's great, Jackie?

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It's not just any job.

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It's important work.

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Life-changing work.

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You might get a Nobel Prize for shopping.

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I'm transforming people
into who they want to be

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and sometimes who
they don't even know they are.

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It's like you're the
Mother Teresa of retail.

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Seriously, do you have to dump
on everything I do?

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What's wrong with her? I was just joking.

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Do you want to hear
what you want to hear,

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or do you want to hear the truth?

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The truth. But say it
in a way that I want to hear.

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Sometimes you do not see

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the strides Elizabeth is making.

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Things have been difficult for her.

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It is hard to have

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the rug pulled out from under you.

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And I realize the strides you've made,

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how difficult things have been for you.

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Something about a rug.

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And I just

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want you to know how proud I am
of you for getting a job.

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Really?

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Really.

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Thank you.

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I mean, it's pretty much the
perfect job for me.

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As a personal shopper, I study my client,

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get a sense of their style,
and then pick out clothes

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that scream, "Hello, world.

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I've grabbed a star and
put it in my pocket."

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Good for you.

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In fact...

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What?

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Lizzie, no.

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Absolutely not.

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I didn't say anything.

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You want to play dress-up on me
like we did when we were kids.

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You can try on
all the tall people clothes

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that I can't wear.

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Oh, not that I don't appreciate

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the hillbilly chic thing you have.

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I don't know, Lizzie.

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Oh, come on.

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You were so mean to me before.

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Okay, but nothing too ridiculous.

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Don't worry.

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It'll be the perfect amount
of ridiculous.

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Gracias.

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So, what do you think?

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Damn, I look good.

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Oh, my God.

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Did they add three extra zeroes
to this by mistake?

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They did not.

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Aah! I have to get out of these clothes.

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I'm afraid I'm gonna sweat in them.

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Oh! Not before you try on the hat.

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It will really tie
the whole look together.

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Lizzie, no. I will look like a pimp.

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Ah, the cutest pimp in Reseda.

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Lizzie, no.

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Lizzie! WOMAN: Henry?

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Darling, wait downstairs, I need to shop

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- just a little more.
- No.

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No, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no.

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No!

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It's my friend Roberta Myles.

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This is a disaster.

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I thought you just said
she was your friend.

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I didn't say she was a friend I liked.

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If she sees I've been forced to
take a job here, it would just

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- be so embarrassing.
- Why?

269
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,285
Okay, hurry.

270
00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:55,995
I-If she comes in here,
I need you to pretend like

271
00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:57,288
you're the personal shopper

272
00:10:57,312 --> 00:10:58,873
- and I'm the customer.
- Lizzie, no.

273
00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:00,666
I don't know anything about shopping.

274
00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,876
I buy my clothes at the Quickmart

275
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,544
attached to the gas station.

276
00:11:03,568 --> 00:11:04,969
Just tell me why that
would look good on me.

277
00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:06,214
Um...

278
00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:08,716
This dress would be darling on you.

279
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,071
It's got two sleeves

280
00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:15,635
and it has a, a fancy hole
to put your fancy head through.

281
00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:18,184
And, uh, what sort of shoes

282
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,894
would you recommend to go with this?

283
00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,730
Boatneck shoes, of course.

284
00:11:22,754 --> 00:11:24,180
Hello?

285
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:26,340
- Is there a personal shopper here?
- Hide me.

286
00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:28,569
Oh... Lizzie, no.

287
00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:30,238
No... no.

288
00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:32,365
Do you have

289
00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:33,908
the green Versace dress
that's on the mannequin?

290
00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:35,076
In a size zero.

291
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,411
Size zero? Oh, that sounds
really unhealthy.

292
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,038
You should probably eat something.

293
00:11:39,062 --> 00:11:41,582
Uh, we actually do have that dress,

294
00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:44,043
and it would look fantastic on you.

295
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,878
I'll have it sent up.

296
00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:47,333
Just continue to browse.

297
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:57,103
It wasn't Roberta, thank God.

298
00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:59,314
I can't believe that you just
did all that

299
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:01,484
just so no one would know you have a job.

300
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,654
You have no idea how gossip spreads.

301
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,448
We just need to keep up appearances

302
00:12:05,473 --> 00:12:07,451
so Javi and I can step back
into our real lives

303
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,830
with minimal damage
once we get our money back.

304
00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:12,734
So, this isn't real life?

305
00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:14,737
Well, I mean, you know what I mean.

306
00:12:14,973 --> 00:12:17,118
I just want things the way they were.

307
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:18,953
Oh, come on.

308
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:20,909
I mean, you can understand that, right?

309
00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:24,370
Yeah, I can.

310
00:12:28,774 --> 00:12:31,860
I was gonna change, I was just
trying to make a point.

311
00:12:40,512 --> 00:12:42,264
We're headed for water. Now, Luis, now.

312
00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:53,966
Incredible, Sammy.

313
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,386
And this cardboard thing
you invented, they're genius.

314
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,013
Well, I didn't invent them.

315
00:12:59,037 --> 00:13:00,640
I learned how to make them on YouTube.

316
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:03,351
Your only flaw is your modesty.

317
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,798
Anyway,

318
00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:07,634
who needs or can afford Six Flags?

319
00:13:07,658 --> 00:13:09,136
I felt like I was actually aboard

320
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,596
the Goliath roller coaster in Holland.

321
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,098
I've never been to Holland.

322
00:13:13,122 --> 00:13:15,166
Not even during tulip season?

323
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:18,812
As soon as I get my money, we are going.

324
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:20,230
Going where?

325
00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:21,773
To Holland to ride roller coasters.

326
00:13:21,797 --> 00:13:23,650
Yeah. Of course. Perfect. Sammy,
get your homework.

327
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,277
You're going to the bar with me tonight.

328
00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:28,030
- Aw, can't I stay with Tío Javi?
- Of course.

329
00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:29,013
No.

330
00:13:37,354 --> 00:13:38,832
If you don't mind me asking...

331
00:13:38,856 --> 00:13:40,164
I do. I have boundaries.

332
00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:44,337
Apologies, rhetorical device. I
was trained in classical debate.

333
00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:45,797
Why can't he stay with me?

334
00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:47,107
Because I am his mom.

335
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,740
But I'm here now and I can help you.

336
00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,635
Yeah, but we can't rely on that.

337
00:13:50,659 --> 00:13:53,208
Sammy has to live in the real world.

338
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,468
I don't want him thinking that life

339
00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:56,837
is about someone waiting
on you hand and foot.

340
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:58,046
Iced macchiato?

341
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,736
Thank you, Luis.

342
00:14:00,197 --> 00:14:03,135
Sammy is coming to the bar with me.

343
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,803
I want him to learn now
that there's no such thing

344
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,346
as a free lunch.

345
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,953
I packed you a small charcuterie
plate for your shift.

346
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,792
Perfect. Thank you.

347
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,522
Some more egg and avocado?

348
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:18,007
Oh, yes. Thank you so very much.

349
00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:26,033
Thank God Luis knows how
to whip up face masks.

350
00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:29,703
I swear, Reseda deposits dirt
directly into my pores.

351
00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,539
We should've had them lasered
shut in Zurich

352
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,541
when we had the chance.

353
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,628
Yeah.

354
00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:39,713
I know, you're right.

355
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,715
I need to think on the bright side.

356
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:43,592
Like you always say, it could be worse.

357
00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:45,952
Could it, though?

358
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:48,347
What's wrong, Javi?

359
00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:52,184
It's just that life as a rideshare driver

360
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,894
isn't always that fulfilling.

361
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,896
But what gets me through
the boring part of driving...

362
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,564
when my customers will connect

363
00:14:57,588 --> 00:14:59,921
to my iPhone charger and not to me...

364
00:15:00,424 --> 00:15:03,528
is knowing that I would get
to spend time with Sammy after.

365
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,822
I never knew that having a kid

366
00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:08,137
in my life would mean so much to me.

367
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:12,130
But Jackie doesn't
want me to spend time with him

368
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:16,844
because she says that I am
unreliable and a bad influence.

369
00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:20,525
Stop it. You are a wonderful influence.

370
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:25,717
Am I? I haven't exactly
lived a very responsible life.

371
00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:28,553
That is not what this is about.

372
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:31,723
She is mad at me, not you.

373
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,059
We got into a fight earlier.

374
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:37,062
She'd rather take her son
to a bar on a school night

375
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:38,563
than leave him alone with me.

376
00:15:38,587 --> 00:15:40,232
That's not about you.

377
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,235
Wait. Where are you going?

378
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:46,405
To wash off this mask
and talk to my sister.

379
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,156
No.

380
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,099
Not for three more minutes.

381
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,476
Hey. Jackie.

382
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,752
Your kid's up in my office
doing homework.

383
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:02,087
I'm sorry, Derek. I know you have

384
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:04,902
a strict no work policy in your office.

385
00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:10,470
Oh, yeah? Well, I know you got
a strict smart-mouth policy

386
00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:12,121
in the bar area.

387
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:15,406
Boom. If you're looking for the mic,

388
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,002
it's on the floor where I dropped it.

389
00:16:21,836 --> 00:16:24,609
There's only one way
to get back at him, Jackie.

390
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:26,841
Marry me.

391
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:31,825
Keith, you're too good for me.

392
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,785
I get it.

393
00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:35,162
You're pissed at me for being embarrassed

394
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:36,997
about my circumstances. Fine.

395
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,832
But do not take it out on Javier.

396
00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:41,626
He thinks you don't want him
to spend time with Sammy.

397
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:42,954
I don't.

398
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:46,006
Why not? I mean,
he's completely reliable.

399
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,635
Yes, he bought fur coats for his horses,

400
00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:50,677
but he's the best man I know.

401
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,179
I mean, he's kind,

402
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,514
optimistic, caring.

403
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:56,975
Yeah, no kidding. He's also super fun.

404
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,478
Exactly. So what's the problem?

405
00:16:59,832 --> 00:17:01,480
Sammy already loves him.

406
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,523
And like you said,
you guys are gonna go back

407
00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:06,359
to the way you were and leave us behind.

408
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,361
What am I supposed to tell Sammy?

409
00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:10,805
His dad already lets him down enough.

410
00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:15,633
Jackie, I didn't mean it like that.

411
00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:17,704
I'm not gonna leave you behind.

412
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:22,334
We're staying in each other's
lives, for Sammy and for me.

413
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:25,212
Please. You're embarrassed by me.

414
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,037
It's not you.

415
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,565
It's just everything you represent.

416
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,135
Is that all?

417
00:17:32,907 --> 00:17:35,555
I mean, the feeling I had living here,

418
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:39,059
like never being enough,
always feeling inferior.

419
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,210
That's what I was trying to leave behind.

420
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,939
But I left behind too much.

421
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,484
I mean, these past few weeks,

422
00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:48,319
getting to hang out with you,

423
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:50,512
I just realized how much I missed you.

424
00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:53,157
I missed you, too.

425
00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:55,951
And that's why it hurt me so much,

426
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,537
the thought of you
just disappearing again.

427
00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:00,623
Well, I won't.

428
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,175
I mean, do you know low long

429
00:18:02,199 --> 00:18:04,460
it's been since I laughed
like we did at Neiman's?

430
00:18:05,445 --> 00:18:07,149
I'm not giving that up for anything.

431
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,049
And what if you got all your money back?

432
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:13,034
Well, I'm not giving that up
for almost anything.

433
00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:20,473
Tub talk?

434
00:18:22,358 --> 00:18:23,684
What are you doing,
hiding in my bathroom?

435
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,248
Sorry... Bad timing. I thought
you'd brush your teeth first.

436
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,226
It's just that your sister
told me this was a place

437
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,978
where you used to have special talks.

438
00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:31,813
Well, make it fast, please.

439
00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:35,067
Okay, yes. Okay. Okay, well, um...

440
00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:36,902
I talked to Elizabeth, and
I understand why you were upset

441
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:38,403
and why you didn't want me spending

442
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:39,821
so much time with Sammy.

443
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:42,908
Just know that I will
always respect your wishes.

444
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:44,910
Wish number one: that I get to pee soon.

445
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,227
Understood.

446
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:48,747
But wait.

447
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:52,125
Sammy loves spending time with you.

448
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,628
And he says that you inspire him.

449
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,338
Oh, he inspires me, too.

450
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:58,090
Until yesterday, I had never

451
00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:01,134
put Flamin' Hot Cheetos in a sandwich.

452
00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:02,636
So good, right?

453
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,246
Oh, the crunch, the heat, incredible.

454
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:09,309
Sammy's lucky to have you.

455
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,979
Especially 'cause his dad
lets him down all the time.

456
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,981
Thank you.

457
00:19:15,005 --> 00:19:17,109
And if I might offer one piece of advice?

458
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,652
Uh, next time, maybe don't

459
00:19:18,676 --> 00:19:20,195
tell him that his father is coming.

460
00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:22,030
That way, he won't be disappointed.

461
00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:25,325
And if he does show up,
it'll be a delightful surprise.

462
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:28,829
I guess there's just a part
of me that wants Sammy to know

463
00:19:28,853 --> 00:19:31,081
that his dad is a total jerk.

464
00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,333
I completely understand.

465
00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:36,003
But isn't that about you, not him?

466
00:19:36,815 --> 00:19:38,150
Yeah.

467
00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:40,239
You're right.

468
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,530
Now get the hell out of the bathroom.

469
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,875
Perhaps I could leave as well?

470
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:55,063
Hello, I'm Javier, I am your driver.

471
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:56,898
Who is he?

472
00:19:56,922 --> 00:19:58,170
I am his driver.

473
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,539
And who is he?

474
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,049
I'm Sammy.

475
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,905
My nephew.

476
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:06,616
And one of the most fascinating
people you will ever meet.

477
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,535
And he has a question for you.

478
00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:12,772
Tell me, Mario Jones. Who are
you, and what are your dreams?