1 00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:04,888 So, I've got a plus one to an exclusive art show tonight. 2 00:00:05,335 --> 00:00:06,468 You want to come? 3 00:00:06,536 --> 00:00:07,902 I am confused. 4 00:00:07,971 --> 00:00:09,464 You hate art. 5 00:00:09,504 --> 00:00:10,672 I do. 6 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:12,674 But this is at Sammy's school. 7 00:00:12,743 --> 00:00:16,111 I mean, you'll have to be around a bunch of delusional parents 8 00:00:16,179 --> 00:00:18,480 who think their kids are brilliant artists, 9 00:00:18,548 --> 00:00:23,084 when, obviously, my kid is the only brilliant artist. 10 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:27,589 Yes, Sammy's painting of a cow on a boat was inspired. 11 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:30,659 A cow? I thought that was a spotted dog. 12 00:00:30,727 --> 00:00:33,128 That is what makes it great art. 13 00:00:33,196 --> 00:00:34,829 Please come. 14 00:00:34,898 --> 00:00:36,498 I don't like going to these things alone. 15 00:00:36,566 --> 00:00:39,434 Or you could look at it as an opportunity 16 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:40,969 to meet some of the other parents, 17 00:00:40,994 --> 00:00:42,827 maybe make some new friends. 18 00:00:42,852 --> 00:00:45,286 Why the hell would I want to do that? 19 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:47,211 I'm sorry. Ever since I started dating Luke, 20 00:00:47,236 --> 00:00:49,669 I've been seeing life through rose-colored glasses. 21 00:00:49,913 --> 00:00:51,446 Perhaps that's because he bought me 22 00:00:51,471 --> 00:00:54,171 the most adorable rose-colored glasses. 23 00:00:56,117 --> 00:00:57,149 Ugh. 24 00:00:57,218 --> 00:00:59,685 People in happy relationships always think... 25 00:00:59,754 --> 00:01:01,353 I bet if I found someone for you, 26 00:01:01,422 --> 00:01:02,388 you'd feel different. 27 00:01:02,456 --> 00:01:04,390 That. They think that. 28 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:05,558 I'm not interested. 29 00:01:05,626 --> 00:01:06,759 You sure? 30 00:01:06,827 --> 00:01:08,861 What about Brawny paper towel guy? 31 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,847 He looks like he could be a fun, quicker picker-upper. 32 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:14,600 Hard pass. 33 00:01:14,669 --> 00:01:16,402 I don't trust guys with beards. 34 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:18,337 I have a beard. 35 00:01:18,406 --> 00:01:20,773 If we were dating, you wouldn't. 36 00:01:20,841 --> 00:01:23,208 How about the cute guy laughing on the phone? 37 00:01:23,277 --> 00:01:24,877 He looks fun. 38 00:01:24,946 --> 00:01:27,880 Luis, that phone's been broken for five years. 39 00:01:27,949 --> 00:01:30,049 Dude is talking to himself. 40 00:01:30,117 --> 00:01:32,017 Okay, here is your dream guy. 41 00:01:32,086 --> 00:01:33,018 Good-looking, 42 00:01:33,087 --> 00:01:35,854 good swagger, questionable hygiene. 43 00:01:35,923 --> 00:01:38,023 Hello there. I'd like to buy you a drink. 44 00:01:38,092 --> 00:01:40,192 Or better yet, I'd like you to buy me a drink. 45 00:01:40,261 --> 00:01:41,527 What the hell, Barry? 46 00:01:41,596 --> 00:01:43,128 Wait, Barry? 47 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:45,764 As in your ex-husband Barry? 48 00:01:45,803 --> 00:01:47,322 Why didn't you tell me you were in town? 49 00:01:47,347 --> 00:01:48,846 Well, come on, if I gave you a heads-up, 50 00:01:48,871 --> 00:01:50,637 I'd miss all your hand yelling. 51 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,595 That is so Jackie. 52 00:01:55,176 --> 00:01:56,948 Not funny. 53 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:58,243 Not funny at all. 54 00:01:59,468 --> 00:02:03,292 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 55 00:02:03,317 --> 00:02:05,618 To what do we owe this unpleasant surprise? 56 00:02:05,686 --> 00:02:06,985 Well... 57 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:09,755 my group, 58 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:12,458 the number one Van Halen cover band in Carson City, Nevada... 59 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,126 You've always been number two in my book. 60 00:02:14,195 --> 00:02:15,361 Nice. 61 00:02:15,429 --> 00:02:17,596 Hey, say what you will, but it is still rock and roll. 62 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,054 We are taking a break, though, 63 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:20,641 so that our drummer can get his real estate license. 64 00:02:21,702 --> 00:02:22,901 Have you heard my music yet? 65 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,459 It's not that bad. 66 00:02:24,572 --> 00:02:27,740 That's a quote from the best review he's ever gotten. 67 00:02:27,808 --> 00:02:29,408 She remembered. 68 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:30,509 Ah! 69 00:02:30,534 --> 00:02:32,302 That's a laugh. I'm on the board! 70 00:02:33,047 --> 00:02:35,247 It would really mean a lot to me if you'd listen to this. 71 00:02:35,316 --> 00:02:36,315 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 72 00:02:36,384 --> 00:02:37,975 That'll be $15. 73 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,286 I'm joking. You're a friend. 74 00:02:41,355 --> 00:02:42,888 Ten dollars. 75 00:02:45,826 --> 00:02:48,327 You can take that out of the child support you owe me. 76 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:55,988 Ugh. 77 00:02:56,013 --> 00:02:57,947 It's impossible to find a birthday gift for mi papá 78 00:02:58,105 --> 00:03:00,472 because I have given him so many fabulous things in the past. 79 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:01,429 I know. 80 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:02,608 Remember last year, 81 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,466 you flew in Shakira to sing him "Happy Birthday" 82 00:03:04,491 --> 00:03:06,458 - in Marilyn Monroe's original dress. - Oh. 83 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,583 Yes. He liked it. 84 00:03:08,783 --> 00:03:11,350 But mi mamá wasn't a fan of that gift. 85 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:15,473 Little heads-up, Jackie's in a mood. 86 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:17,022 Barry's back. 87 00:03:17,091 --> 00:03:18,691 - Ooh... - Oh... 88 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:22,227 If you don't mind me saying, Jackie, 89 00:03:22,296 --> 00:03:25,931 you don't seem particularly fond of the man you had a child with. 90 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,666 What did you ever see in him? 91 00:03:27,735 --> 00:03:29,968 You know what it's like in the beginning of a relationship. 92 00:03:29,993 --> 00:03:32,460 There's all of this heat, and all you see is what's good. 93 00:03:32,573 --> 00:03:34,339 I just wish I could go back in time and say, 94 00:03:34,408 --> 00:03:37,176 "Don't rush into things, get to know each other better." 95 00:03:37,244 --> 00:03:38,911 Wait. 96 00:03:38,936 --> 00:03:41,303 Are you saying Luke and I are rushing into things? 97 00:03:41,415 --> 00:03:42,748 I wasn't talking about you. 98 00:03:42,817 --> 00:03:44,616 I'm sure you guys are fine. 99 00:03:45,532 --> 00:03:46,710 Are we? 100 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,894 You know, there was a time 101 00:03:48,919 --> 00:03:51,286 when Barry was the coolest guy in Reseda. 102 00:03:51,478 --> 00:03:54,579 He had charm for days, always drove a bitchin' car, 103 00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:57,771 and, at 16, rocked a mustache so he could buy everybody beer. 104 00:03:57,796 --> 00:03:58,728 Nice. 105 00:03:58,966 --> 00:04:00,532 That's enough. 106 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:02,957 I don't want to hear any more good things about Barry. 107 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,870 - Of course. - In fact, 108 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:06,494 don't even talk to him. Especially you. 109 00:04:06,519 --> 00:04:08,023 Why me? 110 00:04:08,809 --> 00:04:10,442 No, I get it. 111 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,967 As soon as you give Barry the benefit of the doubt, 112 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:15,660 he'll worm his way in, and the next thing you know, 113 00:04:15,816 --> 00:04:17,883 you're up late laughing and singing 114 00:04:17,908 --> 00:04:20,256 and feeling good about everything. 115 00:04:20,284 --> 00:04:22,954 Oh, yes, he sounds like a monster. 116 00:04:23,591 --> 00:04:26,892 The worst thing is that the band is always his biggest priority. 117 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:29,461 He never puts Sammy first. And that I can't forgive. 118 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,063 What are you looking for? 119 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:33,354 Ah. This. 120 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,367 The last time he was late with child support, 121 00:04:35,436 --> 00:04:38,137 I had a lawyer guy draw up this paper for Barry to sign. 122 00:04:38,205 --> 00:04:39,772 It gives me sole custody. 123 00:04:40,097 --> 00:04:42,241 Oh, wow. 124 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:44,543 - Isn't that a bit extreme? - No. 125 00:04:44,568 --> 00:04:47,402 There's always paperwork that both parents have to sign. 126 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,281 Doctor stuff and school stuff. 127 00:04:49,306 --> 00:04:50,572 And he's never around to do it. 128 00:04:50,684 --> 00:04:52,317 Sammy missed an overnight field trip 129 00:04:52,342 --> 00:04:54,461 because I couldn't get Barry's signature in time. 130 00:04:54,582 --> 00:04:56,048 I think sole custody is a great idea. 131 00:04:56,073 --> 00:04:57,933 Remember our dear friend Jeanette, 132 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,792 - who had that really complicated divorce? - Mm-hmm. 133 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:04,287 The best thing she ever did was demand full legal custody. 134 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:06,832 Over their ski chalet. 135 00:05:08,836 --> 00:05:10,402 Same idea. 136 00:05:10,427 --> 00:05:12,927 Barry can come over, visit the chalet... 137 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,439 - in this case, Sammy... - Mm. 138 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:16,231 ...and if the chalet needs a tetanus shot, 139 00:05:16,256 --> 00:05:18,009 you won't need his permission. 140 00:05:18,646 --> 00:05:20,412 The trick is getting Barry to sign that paper. 141 00:05:21,008 --> 00:05:22,124 Ugh. 142 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:23,974 I'm gonna have to be nice. 143 00:05:24,552 --> 00:05:26,785 Or, since Barry thinks he's a rock star, 144 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:29,210 you could put it on your boob and hand him a Sharpie. 145 00:05:30,724 --> 00:05:32,357 That might be better. 146 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:41,370 Javier? 147 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:42,772 Barry? 148 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,341 Oh... bring it in here, almost-brother-in-law. 149 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,443 I can't believe we've never met. 150 00:05:48,285 --> 00:05:51,180 Geez, you smell better than any man I've ever met. 151 00:05:51,249 --> 00:05:53,682 Oh. Well, I just took my bubble bath. 152 00:05:56,643 --> 00:05:59,321 Uh-oh, is that Lizzie, or did she have a teenage daughter? 153 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:01,123 Barry, please. No one thinks I'm old enough 154 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:02,491 to have a teenage daughter. 155 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:06,395 Would love to chat, 156 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,820 but I have to go to work and my rideshare driver's here. 157 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,867 Yeah, you can make out with him if you want, I'm okay with it. 158 00:06:13,538 --> 00:06:15,504 I'm her rideshare driver. 159 00:06:17,287 --> 00:06:20,421 That's why it's funny and, and not sad. 160 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,546 Very nice meeting you, Barry. 161 00:06:22,747 --> 00:06:24,246 I mean... 162 00:06:24,495 --> 00:06:27,329 we've met and now that's done. 163 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:29,585 So, Bar. 164 00:06:29,654 --> 00:06:31,420 Really glad you're here. 165 00:06:31,489 --> 00:06:33,522 And I, uh, got something I want to talk to you about. I... 166 00:06:33,591 --> 00:06:34,920 Ooh, me first, me first. 167 00:06:35,626 --> 00:06:38,027 The band just got a big break. 168 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:40,596 We are booked to headline a casino. 169 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:42,752 In Reno. 170 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,110 And that rhymes. 171 00:06:44,135 --> 00:06:45,835 I like to write these down. One second. 172 00:06:45,903 --> 00:06:47,570 This could be a lyric. 173 00:06:47,638 --> 00:06:50,673 ♪ Reno ♪ 174 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,676 ♪ Casino ♪ 175 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,712 ♪ She's-a lookin' at me... ♪ 176 00:06:56,781 --> 00:06:59,415 ♪ Mean-o. ♪ 177 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:01,183 Let that marinate. 178 00:07:03,698 --> 00:07:05,354 So, back to my thing. 179 00:07:05,423 --> 00:07:06,922 This gig is on Thursday, 180 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:08,914 so I was really hoping that Sammy could make it. 181 00:07:09,026 --> 00:07:10,526 Thursday's a school night. 182 00:07:10,595 --> 00:07:12,394 Still? 183 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,797 Sammy can't just pick up and go somewhere 184 00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:16,265 whenever it suits you. 185 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:18,067 No, this isn't about me. This is about... 186 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:19,068 Daddy. 187 00:07:19,136 --> 00:07:20,736 Sam-Man! Come here! 188 00:07:20,805 --> 00:07:22,438 Oh, dude, I missed you! 189 00:07:22,507 --> 00:07:23,992 Oh. 190 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,708 Isn't this a cool surprise? 191 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:27,743 - The best. - Listen, I know it's not much, 192 00:07:27,812 --> 00:07:29,612 but you know that guitar riff you sent me? 193 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,066 I had the band jam with it and put it on this flash drive. 194 00:07:32,091 --> 00:07:36,418 And did I add a little vocal? ♪ I think I did! ♪ 195 00:07:36,487 --> 00:07:37,887 This is awesome! 196 00:07:37,955 --> 00:07:39,127 You're awesome, buddy. 197 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,056 Hey, Daddy, there's an art show at school tonight. 198 00:07:41,258 --> 00:07:42,339 Can you come? 199 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:43,715 I would love to. 200 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:44,960 If your mom's chill with it. 201 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,629 Oh. 202 00:07:47,044 --> 00:07:47,977 You bet. 203 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:55,571 Nobody is chiller... ♪ Than me...! ♪ 204 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:57,740 Hey, bro. 205 00:07:57,808 --> 00:07:59,141 Barry? 206 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,143 It says here I'm picking up a Vivian. 207 00:08:01,212 --> 00:08:02,578 That's 'cause Vivian's my real name. 208 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,346 Yeah, people just call me Barry. 209 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:08,350 I've been in Reseda long enough to know 210 00:08:08,419 --> 00:08:09,618 that you're messing with me. 211 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:11,587 Yeah, Vivian's my moms. She lets me use her account. 212 00:08:11,656 --> 00:08:13,923 Or she would, if she knew I was doing it. 213 00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:15,624 So, I'm guessing you didn't request me 214 00:08:15,693 --> 00:08:18,694 because my driver rating is 4.7 stars. 215 00:08:20,097 --> 00:08:22,197 Should be five, but you drop one person off 216 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:23,987 at the wrong airport and, blah... 217 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:27,503 No, actually, uh, I requested you because 218 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:30,005 - you're a guy with a big heart. - Hmm. 219 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,041 I want to have a better relationship with Sammy. 220 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:34,009 And now I have this gig in Reno, 221 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:35,300 and it would mean the world to me 222 00:08:35,325 --> 00:08:37,225 if Sammy could see me up there doing what I do best. 223 00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:39,381 I want him to see me as a success. 224 00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:41,784 Well, Sammy doesn't care about that. 225 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:43,652 He just wants you to be his dad. 226 00:08:44,299 --> 00:08:46,288 But I want him to be proud of me. 227 00:08:46,357 --> 00:08:47,890 Can you just talk to Jackie? 228 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:50,559 'Cause she said he can't come. Something about school. 229 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:52,394 I-I shouldn't be talking to you. 230 00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:53,996 And I'm only saying that because 231 00:08:54,065 --> 00:08:57,366 Jackie specifically told me not to talk to you. 232 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,034 Please? 233 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,704 I-I know I haven't always been perfect, but I can do better. 234 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:03,005 I want to. 235 00:09:03,074 --> 00:09:04,506 For Sammy. 236 00:09:06,444 --> 00:09:08,377 Okay, I'll consider it. 237 00:09:08,446 --> 00:09:10,379 Now, put your seat belt on, Vivan. 238 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:15,217 À votre santé, Bijou. 239 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,090 So, we've been drinking for 15 minutes 240 00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:23,325 - and you still haven't mentioned Luke. - I know. 241 00:09:23,394 --> 00:09:25,828 Jackie got into my head about us moving too quickly, 242 00:09:25,853 --> 00:09:28,854 so I stopped texting him. But when he stopped texting me, 243 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,896 I started spiraling, so I gave in 244 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:34,336 and sent him a text expressing all the things I am feeling. 245 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,872 "Soup?" 246 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:38,340 What? 247 00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:40,342 No! 248 00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:42,111 I meant to write "Sup?" 249 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:44,847 You know, something fun and cute. 250 00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:46,448 Like me. 251 00:09:46,517 --> 00:09:47,950 To let him know that 252 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:50,208 I want our relationship to stand the test of time. 253 00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:53,255 I'm sure he got all of that from "soup." 254 00:09:53,324 --> 00:09:55,257 Oh, well, good, you're both here. 255 00:09:55,326 --> 00:09:57,393 Okay, I have an idea that will help Barry and Jackie... 256 00:09:57,418 --> 00:09:59,652 - Oh, it's a bad idea. - No, don't do it. 257 00:09:59,764 --> 00:10:01,196 You haven't heard my idea. 258 00:10:01,265 --> 00:10:02,965 You're right. I apologize. 259 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:04,700 Me, too. Please proceed. 260 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:06,224 Well, thank you. So, I was talking to Barry... 261 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:07,848 - Are you nuts?! - You were what?! 262 00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:11,017 Jackie and Barry have a lot of history. 263 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:14,276 Trust me, you do not want to get involved. 264 00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:16,412 I've got 15 minutes to finish this sandwich, 265 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,526 change clothes for Sammy's art show, 266 00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:21,116 and figure out a way to convince Barry to give me sole custody. 267 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:24,232 Okay, well, if you're asking for my opinion... 268 00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:26,428 Go ahead. Just make it fast. 269 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:27,700 This thing's loaded with onions, 270 00:10:27,725 --> 00:10:30,425 so I'm also gonna have to squirt some toothpaste up in here. 271 00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:34,163 Jackie, I think you should let Sammy go see Barry's show. 272 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,268 That would make it more likely for him to give me sole custody. 273 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:40,969 How do you know about Barry's show? 274 00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:45,340 Oh, uh, yeah, I-I know I-I wasn't supposed to, 275 00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:47,976 but, uh, well, Barry talked to me about it. 276 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:50,112 You talked to Barry behind my back? 277 00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:51,847 I mean, he just wants Sammy to be proud of him, 278 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,282 which I can understand. 279 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:55,984 I don't care what you understand. 280 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:59,688 I told you not to talk to Barry, so back off. 281 00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:04,760 Jackie, I know you're mad. 282 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:08,287 I'll take care of Javi. Just focus on Barry and custody. 283 00:11:09,027 --> 00:11:11,500 Okay, fine. 284 00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:16,205 And maybe consider two squirts of toothpaste up in there. 285 00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:23,679 - Is this kid flipping the...? - No. 286 00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:26,181 He's saying, "I'm number one." 287 00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:29,885 I'm just going by what he said. 288 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,555 Now, this is kind of awkward, 289 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,146 but you signed up to bring a dessert. 290 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,494 Oh, right. I forgot... 291 00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:40,729 That I was bringing dessert. 292 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:42,297 There you go. 293 00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,099 Dessert, and, uh... 294 00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:45,300 dessert. 295 00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:46,335 More dessert there. 296 00:11:48,472 --> 00:11:50,672 Dessert. Oops. 297 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:53,742 That gummy's not for kids. 298 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,584 Thanks for the save. 299 00:12:02,653 --> 00:12:04,686 No prob, Jax. Thank you. 300 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:08,657 So, I've thought about it, 301 00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:11,049 and I'm considering taking Sammy to see you play. 302 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:12,861 Really? Wait, you'd go, too? 303 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,263 Oh, that's awesome. 304 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:17,032 I just, I want something in return. 305 00:12:17,101 --> 00:12:18,580 Remember I told you there was a thing 306 00:12:18,662 --> 00:12:20,269 that I wanted to talk to you about? 307 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:23,238 I'll pretend I did. Sure. 308 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,409 I'd like sole custody of Sammy. 309 00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh. Wow. Um... 310 00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:33,882 I promise nothing will change. 311 00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:36,451 You can still see Sammy whenever you're in town. 312 00:12:36,476 --> 00:12:39,631 It's just so we won't keep fighting about signing things, 313 00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:42,257 like doctor stuff and school stuff. 314 00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:46,134 Yeah, uh, well, not fighting sounds good. 315 00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:48,964 Nothing else would change? 316 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,033 Nothing. Whenever you're in town, 317 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,559 you can see Sammy as much as you want. 318 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:56,305 Mom, Dad, it's so cool you're both here. 319 00:12:56,373 --> 00:12:57,472 Aw. 320 00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:00,722 It really kinda is. 321 00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:03,926 So, everyone, those were the self-portraits. 322 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:08,116 Next, I asked each student to paint a picture of their hero. 323 00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:11,486 I think you'll be impressed by what they did. I know I am. 324 00:13:11,555 --> 00:13:14,323 Uh, this is Nico's, who couldn't be here tonight. 325 00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:21,492 How did I not see this? 326 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:25,334 Hey, guys, see mine. 327 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,009 Good job, buddy. 328 00:13:41,851 --> 00:13:43,484 You okay? 329 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:44,986 Yeah. 330 00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:47,422 I'm just angry at myself. I overstepped. 331 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:49,157 But I was just trying to help. 332 00:13:49,225 --> 00:13:51,058 I know, but it's not your place to comment 333 00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:52,627 on Jackie's relationship. 334 00:13:52,695 --> 00:13:54,462 Or her ponytail. 335 00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:56,998 I never said anything about Jackie's ponytail. 336 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,696 But don't you want to? 337 00:14:00,503 --> 00:14:01,969 I just hate that your sister 338 00:14:02,038 --> 00:14:04,405 is angry at me again. 339 00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:08,831 Probably because I didn't listen to her again. 340 00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:11,145 I'll apologize. 341 00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:12,980 - That is one thing I love about you. - Hmm? 342 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:16,584 You always do the right thing after you do the wrong thing. 343 00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:20,154 So, why did you get involved? 344 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:23,357 Well, I wanted to fix Barry and Samy's relationship. 345 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,993 It felt personal. 346 00:14:26,062 --> 00:14:27,462 I know what it's like growing up, 347 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,087 not having your father around. 348 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,542 But your father was there. 349 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,500 Oh, not really. He was always working, 350 00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:37,138 traveling on business, buying castles, racing hovercrafts. 351 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,474 Yeah. But when he was home, 352 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,476 my world got a little brighter. 353 00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:43,444 And I think Sammy's does, too. 354 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:45,787 And I don't want him to lose that. 355 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,550 You ever tell your father what it meant to you 356 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:51,442 when he was around? 357 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,121 Not enough. 358 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,157 You know, maybe for mi papá's birthday, 359 00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:59,416 instead of the Cheesecake Factory gift card, 360 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,629 I could write him a letter 361 00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:03,071 about our relationship 362 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,866 and how I would like to make things better. 363 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,667 I think that would mean a lot to him. 364 00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:08,903 Really? Even though I can't afford 365 00:15:08,928 --> 00:15:11,519 to hire a proper calligrapher? 366 00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:14,842 - Even without a proper calligrapher. - Hmm. 367 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,844 I really miss him, you know? 368 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,513 Your father or your calligrapher? 369 00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,871 Both, honestly. 370 00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:27,488 All right, Sammy, 371 00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:29,190 go get ready for bed. I'll be up soon. 372 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:30,718 - Good night, rock star. - Good night, Daddy. 373 00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:31,831 See you tomorrow. 374 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:35,930 Uh, look, 375 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:38,366 I know seeing that painting was kind of tough, 376 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:40,601 but if it makes you feel any better, 377 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,670 he didn't paint me either. 378 00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:44,505 Yeah. 379 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,971 Actually got me thinking. Um... 380 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,343 I don't think I want Sammy 381 00:15:49,412 --> 00:15:51,112 spending so much time with Javier. 382 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:53,347 What? 383 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,416 I mean, the guy's not his dad, and he's drawing pictures of him 384 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:56,851 and calling him his hero and... 385 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,186 I don't know. It's just not cool. 386 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:01,222 Seriously? 387 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,623 Yeah. 388 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,113 Right. 389 00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,628 You know what else is not cool? 390 00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:10,064 That Sammy can't rely on you. 391 00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,588 - What? - You heard me. 392 00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:14,268 Javi is his hero because Javi is there for him. 393 00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:15,636 I'm in a band. 394 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,204 Of course. 395 00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,473 It's always the band first and everyone else later. 396 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:22,076 The schedule's unpredictable. You know that. 397 00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:24,078 So is being a rideshare driver. 398 00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:26,747 But Javi still calls to say good night to Sammy, 399 00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:28,115 even if he's on the road. 400 00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:29,656 Sometimes with a customer in the car, 401 00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:31,249 which is kind of weird and kind of sweet. 402 00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:33,821 So, Sammy loves Javi for the same reason 403 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:36,757 that we all love Javi... because he cares and he is fun 404 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,060 and he is here and you are not. 405 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,095 That's why I want sole custody. 406 00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:43,130 You're not a co-parent, and I am tired 407 00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:44,521 of pretending like you are. 408 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,634 Uh... 409 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:01,816 Hi. 410 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,486 How much of that did you hear? 411 00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:08,856 Not much. 412 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:11,025 Good. Night. 413 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:13,057 Oh, one quick thing. 414 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,863 You love me? 415 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:19,200 You're my brother-in-law. I have to love you. 416 00:17:19,268 --> 00:17:21,168 No, you don't. 417 00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:24,005 May I please have a hug? 418 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,340 If you must. 419 00:17:26,365 --> 00:17:27,531 I must. 420 00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:33,161 - Okay. - Okay. 421 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,830 Still no text from Luke? Not yet. 422 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:43,389 But it's probably best I don't think about it. 423 00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:46,774 You okay? 424 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,509 Not really. 425 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:52,639 I was trying to play it all nice with Barry 426 00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:55,642 so he'd go for the sole custody thing, and I wrecked it. 427 00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,685 Yes, I heard. 428 00:17:57,753 --> 00:18:00,855 Then you dropped the L-bomb on Javier. 429 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,381 He was quite touched. 430 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,607 It is all over his Insta Story. 431 00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:11,232 I don't know what to do about Barry. 432 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,702 I'm mad if he shows up, I'm mad if he doesn't show up. 433 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,470 What do you think that's all about? 434 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,672 Honestly? 435 00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:23,077 I think that the anger helps me. 436 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,837 With what? 437 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,640 The guy's my kryptonite, Luis. 438 00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:29,443 I mean, if I don't focus 439 00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:33,323 on the anger, I'm afraid I'm gonna get sucked back 440 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,629 into remembering all the good stuff. 441 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,832 I don't have to worry about it 442 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,401 right now. 443 00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:41,894 'Cause every time I yell at Barry, he skips town 444 00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:43,331 and leaves me with the fun job 445 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,705 of having to explain all this to Sammy. 446 00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:49,311 Hey. You are not alone. 447 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,646 You've got me, you... 448 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,983 Well, it seems you have a handle on this. 449 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,040 Luke wrote you back? 450 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,231 He wrote back. 451 00:18:57,256 --> 00:18:59,056 He felt he was coming on too strong, 452 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:01,138 and he's... here. 453 00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:09,298 Sup? 454 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,500 I'm so sorry. I... You were playing it cool, 455 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,169 so I thought I needed to be cool, 456 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,971 but I can't be cool around you 457 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:17,839 'cause I can't stop thinking about you. 458 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,441 And I knew you were getting off of work, 459 00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:21,843 so I came here with, like, six different kinds of soup. 460 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:25,213 And one chowder. They're in the car. 461 00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:26,481 Um... 462 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:27,849 Why soup? 463 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,718 It's a long story. 464 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,047 I'm really happy that you're here. 465 00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:34,412 So you don't think it's weird that I got all crazy? 466 00:19:34,437 --> 00:19:38,606 Hey, every relationship needs one crazy guy and one calm guy. 467 00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,231 All right, calm guy, let's go. 468 00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:45,668 Luis. 469 00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:47,508 Save me the chowder. 470 00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:52,274 A moose? 471 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,468 Clearly that is a spotted dog. 472 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,929 I'm cutting you off. 473 00:19:57,547 --> 00:19:59,932 How do people not see our kid is a brilliant artist? 474 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,317 What are you doing here? 475 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:04,886 I thought I scared you out of Reseda. 476 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,489 Well, I kept thinking about what you said last night. 477 00:20:07,557 --> 00:20:10,392 And you're right. 478 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,027 I haven't been there for Sammy. 479 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,029 Wow. 480 00:20:14,097 --> 00:20:16,564 That's big of you to admit that. 481 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,999 I appreciate it. 482 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,534 It's the truth. You've been raising him 483 00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:22,537 all by yourself out here, and I know how hard that must be. 484 00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:25,329 So I'm gonna do the right thing. 485 00:20:25,442 --> 00:20:26,792 Wha... 486 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,511 You're gonna give me sole custody? 487 00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:32,113 Better. I'm moving back here. 488 00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:36,618 I quit the band. I took a job at my cousin's auto shop. 489 00:20:36,643 --> 00:20:38,676 Sammy means the world to me. I want to be here for him. 490 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,288 So from now on, we're in this together. 491 00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:41,856 And we're gonna co-parent the crap out of our kid. 492 00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:43,324 High five. 493 00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:46,094 Huh? No? 494 00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:48,963 That'll do.