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Mmm.
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Ah.
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And... switch feet.
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Mmm.
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Ah.
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A reminder. You have facials
at 10:00, ice baths at 11:00,
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then lunch at La Palme
d'Or with Amir and Sandra.
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I should mention, they owe you
quite a bit of money.
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Luis, please.
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Who speaks of such things?
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Whatever the amount, it's insignificant.
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My apologies.
I thought it was significant
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because it is more than I make in a year.
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After lunch,
you have volcanic clay wraps,
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then an algae detox
followed by your afternoon nap.
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- Mmm.
- Just once, I'd like to go on vacation
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- and not have to do a million things.
- Yeah.
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Oh, and lastly, Sammy's
tenth birthday is coming up.
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Oh, of course, Sammy.
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You have no idea
who I'm talking about, do you?
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No, I don't.
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Our nephew. Jackie's son.
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Oh, yes.
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It's just been so long since
we've seen him or Jackie.
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- Perhaps we should visit.
- Oh, no.
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Reseda's not that nice this time of year.
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- Or any time of year, really.
- Oh.
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- It's a dump.
- Oh.
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Let's just send Samuel a gift.
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- Yes.
- Perhaps a nice bottle of wine.
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Oh, or a set of titanium golf clubs.
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Ooh, maybe a simple Rolex?
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Nothing chunky.
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Remember, he's turning ten,
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not retiring from Morgan Stanley.
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Okay, well, how about a
handcrafted Fabbrini marionette
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- from Italy?
- Great idea, darling. A toy!
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Yes!
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Though the marionette's
made out of porcelain,
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so it should not be played with.
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It's more like a "do not touch
it, you're gonna break it" toy.
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What child wouldn't want that?
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We shall find out.
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Guess what, guys.
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Some sucker on eBay paid me 400 bucks
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for that creepy puppet
you sent Sammy last year.
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400? It was worth ten times that.
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- That's true.
- Yeah.
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And it was a marionette, not a puppet.
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That is also true. Yeah.
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And it was certainly not creepy.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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The point is that I
used the money to book
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this super cool new laser tag place,
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Zaptown, for Sammy's birthday.
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Oh, wow. I'm shocked
you're willing to spend $400
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for a children's party.
It's quite extravagant.
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I'm shocked you know that's extravagant.
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Yes, I know. I used to spend that much
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buying extra sheep on FarmVille.
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It was a problem.
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We had to sell our actual farm
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to pay for his intervention.
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The more I hear you guys talk,
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the more I realize
why your dad cut you off.
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Yeah. Me, too. That is why
it's obvious that mi papá
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won't be returning
our fortune anytime soon.
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So, looks like Javi and I
are going to be stuck here
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- a little longer than we had hoped.
- Yeah.
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If it makes you feel better,
you've already been here,
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like, way longer than I hoped.
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Anyway, I'm just saying
why not have the party here?
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Save some money.
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Uh, every time
I've had Sammy's birthday here,
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it's been terrible.
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There was the time I gave
the wrong kid an EpiPen shot
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and that time that Superman
showed up, like, super drunk.
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And then last year,
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the-the trampoline piñata.
That was the worst.
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That actually sounds kind of fun.
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- Yeah.
- It was,
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until Sammy launched himself
over the fence
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and got attacked by the neighbor's cat.
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So I just need this year's
birthday to be the best.
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I wouldn't worry.
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Sounds like you set the bar low.
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Exactly. And Zaptown
has everything. It's got
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the food and the drinks,
entertainment. It's great.
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Well, I'm glad we could help.
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After all, our marionette
did pay for the party.
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You might even say that we were
the ones pulling the strings.
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Well, I'm glad
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you were pulling the strings,
'cause you haven't
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really been pulling your weight
around here.
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I'm sorry, Jackie, are you saying
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that Javi and I are mooches?
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- Because that's really unfair.
- Yeah.
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Who ate the last Twinkie
and put the empty box back?
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Are there any cameras here?
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No.
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Then it certainly wasn't me.
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Javi, are you okay?
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I love boba as much as the next person
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who just discovered what it is
and is somewhat disgusted by it,
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but you only seem to want it
when you're upset.
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Well, it's just that your sister
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has been making a lot of jokes lately
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about us not contributing
and taking advantage.
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I wouldn't take that personally.
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You know Jackie's
a little rough around the edges.
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And also in the middle.
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What if there's some truth
behind her jokes?
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I think it's time for us to put
our backup plan into action.
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Okay.
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But how are we gonna fake our own deaths?
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No, well, I meant we should get
a place of our own.
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I kind of like the idea of our own place.
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A little pied-à-terre...
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- I'm sorry, I caught a boba.
- Ooh.
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I mean, a place to call our own.
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- Mmm.
- Something small but cute.
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- Cozy yet chic.
- Ooh!
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I can just see it.
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Excuse me, but where's the rest of it?
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With your budget, this
is the largest apartment
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you can afford.
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Well, at least there's air conditioning.
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That hasn't worked since 2004
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when a robin built her nest in there.
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Shame what happened to those birds.
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Take your time. Look around.
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Done.
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Note the high ceilings,
which are perfect for...
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Making sure the rope
doesn't reach the ground.
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- I was going to say opening up the room.
- Mmm.
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Let me give you some privacy.
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I'll be in the kitchen while you discuss.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I think there's a lot
to like about this place.
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Ooh, I bet it looks even better
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with natural light.
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Huh?
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Anyway, some paint and furniture
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would spruce the place right up,
don't you think, Luis?
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It couldn't make it worse.
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I think it has potential.
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To be a crime scene?
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My love, I-I know
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this doesn't compare
to the now relative luxury
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of Jackie's place,
but look at the bright side.
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We can make love in
every single room of the house
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at the same time.
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Oh, Javi,
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as long as we're together, I'm good.
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It's about time we give Jackie
and Sammy their space back.
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And if I close my eyes, being here
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is actually kind of exciting. Mmm.
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If I wear a blindfold,
I might grow to love it.
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I'm a little envious
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that you are starting a new adventure.
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Though there's not going to be too much
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for me to do around here.
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Heads up. If you want this place,
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you'll need to act fast.
It won't be on the market long.
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Is that because the city's
going to condemn it?
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Mom, Lily texted me.
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She wants to know if it's okay
if her younger brother
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comes with her to my party today.
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I guess.
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But I show no mercy
when it comes to laser tag.
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You're not on my team,
you're getting zapped.
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He's only five years old.
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Kid comes to a party uninvited,
he's going down.
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Yeah! I'm gonna go after him, too.
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Morning, Jackie.
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You'll be pleased to know
that I went to Costco
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and bought the smallest box of Twinkies
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to make up for eating the last one here.
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And also,
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we have some pretty big news.
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We just put in an application
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for what I think is an apartment,
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and if it's accepted,
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- we're moving out.
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Well,
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you'll finally get your house back,
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and you and Sammy
could visit anytime you like.
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One at a time.
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Wow.
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That is great news.
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That helicopter sounds close.
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There's a car chase! It's on the news!
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Ooh!
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I love car chases.
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I hope it's a fast one.
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I like the slow chases.
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More time for the drama to unfold.
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I like when the chopper
gets really close to the car
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so you can see how crazy the driver is.
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Does he have a mullet?
Does he have a face tattoo?
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- Does he have both?!
- Ooh!
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You guys, they're in Reseda!
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- Ooh, yeah!
- Yeah!
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- 818!
- Ooh!
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They just passed our favorite
boba place, Boba De Niro's.
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Oh, look at that.
They're headed towards...
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Wait. Wait. Wait. No. No. No, no.
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Sammy, turn up the volume. No.
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It appears the
driver of the stolen vehicle
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has crashed into a local laser
tag establishment, Zaptown.
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The police are there,
and yes, the driver is safe
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and being taken into custody.
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Thank God nobody was hurt.
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But somebody's birthday plans
just got zapped.
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Back to you, Karen.
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Worst car chase ever.
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Come on, Sammy.
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Let's go upstairs, get dressed.
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And don't worry, babe. I got this.
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Everything's gonna be fine,
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'cause we have a backup plan.
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Ooh, what's the backup plan?
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How am I supposed to
know?! That just happened!
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So, I just came from Zaptown.
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They obviously can't do Sammy's party.
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But the good news is the car didn't hit
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the cake or the party favors.
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Oh, great.
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Bad news is
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the crash set off the sprinklers,
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which ruined the cake
and the party favors.
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- What the hell, Barry?
- Sorry.
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I thought part of being
a good dad was, you know,
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giving everybody a brief moment of hope.
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I see I was wrong.
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Okay, so, party's supposed to start
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in an hour and a half, but that's okay.
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We've got five capable people
that can figure it out.
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Oh, great. And when do they get here?
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- Honey, she means us.
- Oh.
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I had the same question. I'm
glad you asked first, man.
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Okay, so, what do you need?
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So, the party is gonna have to be here.
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Um, I need ideas, guys. Go.
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Turn off the lights
and pretend we're not home.
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- Next. No marionettes.
- Oh, I've got it.
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- Come back to me.
- Uh, beer pong.
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- They're kids.
- Root beer pong.
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- That's not a thing.
- Ooh! How about...
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No kind of puppet.
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Come back to me.
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Luis, please tell me you have something.
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Eh, nothing much. I've just
sketched a few simple ideas.
255
00:10:01,694 --> 00:10:03,672
How did you do that so fast?
256
00:10:03,696 --> 00:10:05,807
You should see what he can do
when he has a little time.
257
00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:08,677
His plans for our possible
new apartment are inspired.
258
00:10:08,701 --> 00:10:10,412
Yes, we're embracing the
lack of square footage.
259
00:10:10,436 --> 00:10:12,414
He's putting in a Murphy
bed, a Murphy table,
260
00:10:12,438 --> 00:10:14,015
even Murphy shelves.
261
00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:16,785
There'll be more Murphys
than a Boston AA meeting.
262
00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:19,087
Guys,
263
00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:20,622
stop blabbing about your apartment, okay?
264
00:10:20,646 --> 00:10:22,491
This is supposed to be
about Sammy's party.
265
00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,426
Apologies. Luis?
266
00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,161
You enter the backyard,
267
00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:28,096
your eye is drawn to a bouncy house
268
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,332
which a childless neighbor of mine has.
269
00:10:30,356 --> 00:10:31,933
Do not ask why.
270
00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:35,137
To your left,
tables filled with snacks and treats.
271
00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:37,205
To your right, a makeshift stage
with instruments,
272
00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:38,607
so kids can perform karaoke.
273
00:10:38,631 --> 00:10:40,275
There will be a fun cake,
274
00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:41,810
and, of course, what is a party
275
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:44,260
without hundreds of origami swans?
276
00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:47,115
Dude, you are wasting your talents
working for these guys.
277
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:50,875
You know, you should be, like,
planning parties for NASA.
278
00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:53,887
Coming from you, that means...
279
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,097
Well.
280
00:10:56,715 --> 00:10:59,393
Okay. We're gonna go with Luis's plan.
281
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,395
It's the only one that makes any sense.
282
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,683
Luis, you take care
283
00:11:02,707 --> 00:11:04,633
of the bouncy house and
everything here, and we will
284
00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:06,668
take care of the food
and the drinks and the tables.
285
00:11:06,692 --> 00:11:08,470
How are we gonna do that
with no money and no time?
286
00:11:08,494 --> 00:11:10,005
We're gonna do it the Dixon way.
287
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:11,173
What does that mean?
288
00:11:11,197 --> 00:11:12,781
It means we steal.
289
00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,668
Okay, guys, we're on the clock.
290
00:11:16,692 --> 00:11:18,000
So just grab something and move.
291
00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,648
Stealing stuff for our kid's birthday...
292
00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:21,951
If that's not what co-parenting
is all about,
293
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,452
I don't know what is.
294
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,221
We're not stealing; we are borrowing.
295
00:11:25,245 --> 00:11:27,657
Except for the food
and the drinks and the napkins
296
00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:30,626
and the plastic utensils...
Just steal everything.
297
00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,395
Except these mozzarella balls.
298
00:11:32,419 --> 00:11:33,896
I think they've turned.
299
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,286
Those are pickled eggs.
300
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,764
Is there a different bar we can loot?
301
00:11:37,937 --> 00:11:39,749
Not one that I have the keys to.
302
00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:41,564
Guess what, mi corazón.
303
00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:43,827
The Realtor texted. We got the apartment!
304
00:11:43,852 --> 00:11:46,237
Wow. That's actually kind of exciting.
305
00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:49,145
And it won't take Luis long
to sage the place.
306
00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:51,647
He could do it with one puff
of a clove cigarette.
307
00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,174
Eh, well, about Luis,
I'm a little worried about him.
308
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:57,153
He said he was envious
about our new adventure.
309
00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,255
Maybe he would like to move on.
310
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,090
Yeah, you're probably right.
311
00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:02,858
Maybe catering to our every whim
312
00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:05,125
isn't as satisfying
as he used to pretend it was.
313
00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:07,897
Any fool would see that Luis's talents
314
00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:09,832
are being wasted working for us.
315
00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:11,701
I still can't believe
you guys tricked Luis
316
00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,736
into working for you.
317
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,152
What am I bringing these for?
318
00:12:15,188 --> 00:12:16,562
Eh.
319
00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:18,716
Oh, Jackie.
320
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,484
Great news... we got the apartment.
321
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,053
Congratulations!
322
00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,561
Are we celebrating you today, or Sammy?
323
00:12:24,587 --> 00:12:25,923
'Cause if you don't want to help...
324
00:12:25,947 --> 00:12:27,555
We've been helping. We are helping.
325
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,126
Well, it doesn't seem like it,
'cause we have
326
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,398
less than an hour,
and you're standing around
327
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,648
talking about your new apartment.
328
00:12:31,672 --> 00:12:35,066
Well, I'm certainly going to
miss lovely moments like this.
329
00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,491
Come on, Javi, let's load up the car.
330
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:40,838
You okay?
331
00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:42,740
Yeah. It just makes me angry
332
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:44,909
that Lizzie's always
thinking about herself.
333
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,944
Yeah, maybe. Or...
334
00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:49,013
maybe you're acting angry,
'cause, you know,
335
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:50,982
you're sad or scared.
336
00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:52,950
- What?
- Yeah, it's natural.
337
00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:55,353
When you feel that someone
you love is moving away,
338
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,754
it can be scary.
339
00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:59,290
But that's not the case.
340
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:00,981
I'm here.
341
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,128
And I'm not going anywhere.
342
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:05,696
Ah, that was good.
343
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,264
I'm joking, of course.
We're obviously talking
344
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,166
about how your sister
and Javier are moving away,
345
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,891
and, you know, you're not ready for it.
346
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,231
Well, I don't know.
347
00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,107
I mean, that may be true.
348
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:19,010
I just... actually, I'm a
little thrown right now,
349
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,992
'cause I think you just
said something insightful.
350
00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:25,372
Hey. Even a stopped clock
is right three times a day.
351
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,791
Good point, Barry.
352
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,988
Uh, hey, you know what I was thinking?
353
00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:32,623
Last time I pushed a wheelbarrow
354
00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:35,393
was 11 years ago, and you were in it.
355
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,827
Yeah.
356
00:13:37,342 --> 00:13:38,863
You were taking me to the hospital
357
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:41,065
to give birth to Sammy.
358
00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:43,932
Yeah. Good thing our car broke
down right next to Home Depot.
359
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,670
That was a crazy day.
360
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:51,598
Yeah. It was also
the best day of my life.
361
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,124
Mine, too.
362
00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,632
All right,
all the stuff we stole is unloaded
363
00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:05,880
and in the back. What's next?
364
00:14:05,904 --> 00:14:08,535
Set up all the chairs and tables
as indicated by the schematic.
365
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,000
Schematic... Say that in English, please?
366
00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:14,208
- Drawing.
- Got it.
367
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,743
Mucho thank you.
368
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,345
Make sure the cake table's in the center.
369
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:19,403
Yeah.
370
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,453
_
371
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,775
_
372
00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,330
_
373
00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,354
_
374
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,767
_
375
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:34,996
_
376
00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:36,751
I have my moments.
377
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,454
Well, you have more than that.
378
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,401
Luis, I think the reason
379
00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,503
my father took my money away from me
380
00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:45,472
was so that I could learn
to find my own way.
381
00:14:45,496 --> 00:14:47,908
Um, spread my wings and-and fly.
382
00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:49,910
Like these paper swans.
383
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,779
These don't actually fly.
384
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,751
I didn't have enough time.
385
00:14:54,339 --> 00:14:55,849
Okay, the point is that
386
00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:58,319
if you ever want to spread
your wings and fly,
387
00:14:58,343 --> 00:15:00,454
I don't want to be the one stop you.
388
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:02,122
What are you saying?
389
00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:04,158
Well, you know how to do so many things.
390
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:06,307
Are you sure you want
to keep working for me?
391
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,412
I want you to be happy.
And if you're not...
392
00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:09,976
I have never been happier.
393
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,780
I have a wonderful boyfriend,
a job that I love,
394
00:15:12,805 --> 00:15:14,583
and the time to enjoy it.
395
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:18,439
In fact, thank you
for losing all your money.
396
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,940
Because of that,
397
00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:22,276
I have gotten to live my best life.
398
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,844
Well, my pleasure.
399
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,325
Anything for you.
400
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:28,578
Lizzie.
401
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,808
Sorry about lashing out at you.
402
00:15:33,044 --> 00:15:35,556
I was just feeling kind of sad.
403
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,391
Why?
404
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:39,226
Well, because you guys are moving out,
405
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,896
and Sammy really loves you being here.
406
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:45,332
I mean, especially Javi. No offense.
407
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,734
None taken.
408
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,598
I'm comfortable with my ranking.
409
00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:51,705
And we will always be here for Sammy.
410
00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:54,831
And by "we," I mean mostly Javi.
411
00:15:58,903 --> 00:16:01,515
Is there something else you want to say?
412
00:16:02,185 --> 00:16:03,519
Yeah.
413
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:09,403
Maybe Sammy's not the only one
that likes you being here.
414
00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:11,913
What do you mean?
415
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:14,995
Don't make me say it.
416
00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:17,287
Oh, I'm gonna make you say it.
417
00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:20,734
Okay.
418
00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:22,792
Since it's just the two of us...
419
00:16:25,863 --> 00:16:27,574
The last six months,
420
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:29,343
with you here,
421
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,912
things have been... easier
422
00:16:31,936 --> 00:16:34,548
and way better.
423
00:16:34,572 --> 00:16:37,451
And I know this wasn't
gonna be permanent,
424
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:40,454
but... I guess I just thought
425
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,956
maybe it'd be longer,
426
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,958
that we were all together.
427
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:46,989
Wow.
428
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,863
I never thought I'd hear you say that.
429
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,255
Me neither.
430
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:54,776
Me neither.
431
00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:57,871
You want us to stay?
432
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,873
I thought we were in your way.
433
00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:01,708
Oh. You are.
434
00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:03,277
Oh.
435
00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:05,946
But I like you being in my way.
436
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:09,783
I mean, today would've been a disaster
437
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,218
if it was just me.
438
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:12,619
But it wasn't just me.
439
00:17:12,643 --> 00:17:14,221
You know? It was all of us.
440
00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:17,224
And that's how the last
six months have felt.
441
00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:19,760
And that sounds really corny.
442
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:21,190
Incredibly corny.
443
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:24,064
But it's true.
444
00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,133
I mean, I'll be fine.
445
00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:27,634
And I know you guys are really excited
446
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:28,769
about your new apartment...
447
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,128
I never want to go back there.
448
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,506
- It was a coffin with a toilet.
- Yeah.
449
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,341
They don't want to leave.
450
00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:37,177
Well, I don't want you to leave.
451
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:39,269
I'm glad you're staying.
452
00:17:41,372 --> 00:17:43,584
Now, what are you moochers
just sitting around for, okay?
453
00:17:43,608 --> 00:17:44,651
We have a party in 20 minutes.
454
00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,653
Oh, yes, sir.
455
00:17:47,395 --> 00:17:49,089
You know, I was just thinking back
456
00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:50,947
to where we were a year ago.
457
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:53,556
Thank you.
458
00:17:57,054 --> 00:17:59,032
You know, Javi,
I'm glad me, you and Bijou
459
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,667
have this time together.
460
00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:02,169
At first, I found it pretty annoying
461
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,171
that Amir and Sandra
canceled lunch last-minute
462
00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:05,856
just because of some child thing...
463
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,307
Their daughter has appendicitis.
464
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:08,976
Which is Latin for "drama queen."
465
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,711
Yeah.
466
00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,980
The point is, we're lucky it's just us.
467
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,983
I could not agree with
you more, mi corazón.
468
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:19,019
Luis, could you sigh for me?
469
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:24,358
Javi, what's wrong?
470
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:26,994
Well, mi amor, you know
I love the Riviera.
471
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,996
I think it's beautiful.
But... I don't know... lately,
472
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,732
I think I've been feeling a little...
473
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:33,467
bored.
474
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:34,889
Honey,
475
00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:37,538
- I've been feeling a little bored, too.
- Oh.
476
00:18:37,562 --> 00:18:40,474
Just a suggestion: if you
are both feeling this way,
477
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:42,676
consider the life you're living.
478
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,578
Perhaps it is time to make a change,
479
00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:46,747
to find a life filled with purpose.
480
00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:50,250
Mm. "Purpose" sounds like "porpoise."
481
00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:51,919
Great idea, Luis.
482
00:18:51,943 --> 00:18:54,742
We'll go to Bali and
swim with the dolphins.
483
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:58,851
- Yes. We will certainly be happy there.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
484
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,122
Ay.
485
00:19:01,018 --> 00:19:03,376
E-Excuse me. That sigh was for me.
486
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,400
This might sound crazy,
487
00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,669
but I think our life might be better now.
488
00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:09,670
Hmm.
489
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,505
Want to hear something crazier?
490
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:12,885
I agree.
491
00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:14,187
I'm glad you feel that way.
492
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:16,043
After all, it's not like mi papá
493
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,378
is gonna magically drop
from the sky, give us our money
494
00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:20,113
and welcome us back home.
495
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,684
That would be cool if he did, though.
496
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,729
Yes.
497
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:25,519
Can I look?
498
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:26,687
Two more feet.
499
00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:28,876
Okay, now look.
500
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,458
I can't believe this.
501
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:34,628
Luis, this is amazing.
502
00:19:34,652 --> 00:19:36,563
It was a team effort.
503
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:39,420
The cake, however... all me.
504
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:42,225
Sammy, do you like the cake
made out of my Twinkies?
505
00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:47,039
Aunt Lizzie, Tío Javi, this is
the best birthday party ever.
506
00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:49,042
Well, it's the first one we've
been to, but I promise you
507
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,245
we'll never miss another one.
508
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,748
Another helicopter?
509
00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:56,149
It's close.
510
00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:58,508
Is there a chase happening on our block?
511
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:00,921
Oh, my God!
512
00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,656
The helicopter's landing!
513
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,061
The cake!
514
00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:06,750
The bouncy house!
515
00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:12,833
This is not what it looks like!
516
00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:14,113
It isn't?!
517
00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,118
I don't believe it.
518
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,020
Who is that?
519
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,348
It's mi papá.