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♪ Put your heart, fuck it up

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- ♪ Body cold
- ♪ Frosty

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- ♪ And I'm so
- ♪ Bossy

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- ♪ Ain't I so
- ♪ Saucy

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- ♪ And my clothes
- ♪ Cost me

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♪ Life of the party

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♪ Always get it started

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- ♪ Ain't I so
- ♪ Bossy

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♪ Ain't I so? ♪

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♪ And I can fuck some cash up
If I want to

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- ♪ Fuck it up
- ♪ Body cold ♪

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♪ Ain't I so saucy

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♪ And my clothes cost me

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♪ December cold
Walk by feel the draft

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♪ Lil booty's mine
Don't need a lot of ass... ♪

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♪ And I got my own cash

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♪ I don't need no nigga
Only thing I needs a bag

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♪ Hood and I'm bougie
Gucci on my booty

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♪ Poppin like a toolie You
ain't poppin' Need to cool it

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♪ Just cash up with my jeweler Why
you stuck here Looking stupid... ♪

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♪ Cause he choosin'

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♪ Diamonds on me And they
dancing Just like Chris... ♪

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♪ Got me walking with a limp

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♪ I'm a fly chick
Hop up on and take a trip

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♪ These Jimmy Choos That's
on my feet They cost a grip ♪

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Yeah. Fuck, fuck.
Yeah. Robert.

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Fuck, fuck.
Oh. Robert. Robert.

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Yeah. Fuck, fuck.
Yeah. Robert.

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Shit. Fuck, fuck.

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Fuck.

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Real Talk.
What's your question for Dame?

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- Ya'll got any job openings?
- Okay. Hold on.

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- Real Talk.
- I cut my hand.

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I think I need an ambulance.

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No, bro. You gotta call 911.
We don't do that here.

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Real Talk.
What's your question for Dame?

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- Think my girlfriend been cheating.
- Okay.

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Hold on.

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Real Talk.
What's your question for Dame?

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Ey, my girl took my car.

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- Say what?
- My girl stole my car.

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Baby, you gotta
turn down your radio.

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My girl took my car.

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- Why's that important?
- Had my weed in the trunk.

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Today as I journey through life,

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I commit to having order
over every aspect of my life.

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I endeavor to achieve balance and to
express harmony so I may extend compassion.

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Today I will display reciprocity
and I will walk in justice

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in order that
I may stand in truth.

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Lord, I come humbly before your
presence, trusting you with all my heart.

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It is my desire not to lean
on my own understanding,

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but to acknowledge you
in all my ways.

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Therefore, O Lord, I pray that you take
pleasure in me and direct my steps.

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Be a lamp unto my feet and be a light
unto my path as I go about my day-to-day,

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so that in all, I will bring
glory to your name.

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In Jesus's name I pray, Amen.

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♪ Same group of...
Ain't no adding to the picture

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♪ Drop a couple racks
Watch this... get bigger

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♪ Drinkin' on liquor
And I'm lookin' at your...

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♪ If his money right
He can eat it like a Snicker

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♪ I ain't got time
For you fake...

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♪ Talkin' all loud in them
Fake... clothes

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♪ Fake... shoes
Match their fake... ♪

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- How's the board?
- Looking good.

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Hey, do you think it would be possible
for me to do a segment of the show today?

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It's Dame's show.

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♪ Act up
You can get snatched up

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♪ Act up
You can get snatched up

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♪ Dirty... nails, baby girl
You need to back up

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♪ It's Yung Miami
And I came to run my sack up

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♪ Tired... on my page
Tryna track us

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♪ Brand new chain
City Girls goin' platinum

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♪ I keep a baby Glock I ain't
fightin' With no random... ♪

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Coffee?

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- Thanks.
- Didn't know what kind you like but I just got you.

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New York regular.

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Double cream, double sugar.
That's fine.

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♪ I bet your lil' sister
Wanna look like me

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♪ I bet your lil' brother
Wanna... on me

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♪ Hood bitch, good pussy
I ain't average

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♪ Um, he can't come around
Without that cabbage ♪

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♪ Um, pop a pussy bitch quick
Like a bubblegum... ♪

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Well, I'm Oliver James, Candace.

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And I'm from the district,
I'm from downtown.

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I'm here to evaluate
your performance tonight.

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I'm gonna write up
a little report in the morning.

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So, this is serious?

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I'm going to evaluate
your performance.

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I could lose my job?

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We're all in danger
of losing something, right?

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- We're all in danger of losing something?
- Right.

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- Can I play the radio?
- Sure.

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♪ Don't obey the rules

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♪ We go against the grain We fight
the system Until no one is a slave

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♪ I'm the fight in
I rise in a crisis... ♪

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Twenty seconds.

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♪ I'll show 'em
Where the fight is

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♪ I'm the leader
Of the pack... ♪

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Fifteen seconds.

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It's Real Talk.

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Ten seconds.

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Five.

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Four. Three.

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Two. One.

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Now, from the heart, the hottest
talk in Hollywood. Real money, life.

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Leader of the new school,
voice of the young struggle.

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Real Talk, with Dominique
the Dame.

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It will be Valentine's Day
in 24 hours.

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A Black History Month exclusive.

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And for those of you who aren't aware
of this time-honored day of amour,

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it began as a day
of public worship

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for the Christian saints
named Valentinus.

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Today, Saint Valentine's Day
is an official feast day

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for the Christian churches,
a religious holiday.

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This may come as a shock to
women who believe it's all about

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getting designer handbags,
stilettos and diamonds,

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or men who think it's a good idea to
convince their girl to have anal sex,

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or engage in a menage a trois.

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Nonetheless,
in the 18th century,

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the holiday evolved
into a celebration

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on which lovers express
their affection for each other

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by presenting flowers,
chocolates and greeting cards.

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- Aw.
- That's the most romantic news tonight.

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Welcome Angelenos
to another hot night in hell.

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Tonight, Clifford Anderson was shot 21 times
while waiting in his car on a public street

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to drive his 15-year-old daughter
home from a school dance.

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Clifford Anderson was unarmed
and now he's dead.

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It was reported
the officers involved

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believed Clifford's phone was
a gun and they felt threatened.

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Law enforcement officials also
reported that the officers acted within

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the guidelines of deadly force.

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By this standard, any Black male
with a phone is a threat.

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Pulitzer Prize-winning screenwriter
David Mamet once wrote,

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"We live in a world
ruined by reason."

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No truer words
have ever been written.

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He went on to write,

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"If you take the faith out of religion,
you have a wasted Sunday morning.

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"If you take the belief out of
law, all you have is litigation.

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"And if you take the ritual out of celebration,
all you have is President's Day."

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To which I would like to add,

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"If you take the morality out of
the Los Angeles Police Department,

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"all you have are terrorists
assassinating Black men."

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We're in a free-fall,
boys and girls.

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It's the night before Valentine's
Day, Black History Month.

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On one hand tonight, we have love.
On the other hand, hate.

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That's where we are right now.
Love and hate.

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The struggle is real.
And we've got to straighten this mess out.

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We have to talk more.
Words have power.

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So, it's with great pride and
purpose that I ask you to call me

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and let's have a real talk.

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Jeremy, you're on Real Talk.
What's on your mind?

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Excuse me,
but I just wanna vent.

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Go ahead.
That's what I'm here for.

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I'm your priest, your shrink,
your bartender, barber, flash mob. Hit me.

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I hate when you in
a jam and you call somebody

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and it takes them, like,
forever to call you back.

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Let me break this down
like a Kit Kat.

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Phone protocol 101 for dummies.

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If I call you,
I expect a call back within 48 hours,

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unless you're dead,
hospitalized, or in jail.

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And, no, I'm not posting bail.

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If you do call after 48 hours,
you're not calling me back,

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it's a what? A new call.

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So if this is you,

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please excuse me if I forgot why
I called you in the first place.

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Annoying. For real.

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Hashtag knock it the fuck off.

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Real Talk, Tracey.

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Hi, I'm Tracey.

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Good for you.
What's poppin'?

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It's my boyfriend
Avery's birthday.

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Happy birthday, Avery.

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Can I sing a song
for his birthday?

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What are you, high?

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No, I only had
a wine cooler.

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I'm sorry, Tracey.
This is a talk show, not a talent show.

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This is Dominique the Dame. Leader of the
new school, voice of the young struggle.

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- Who am I talking to?
- Rick the Republican.

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You're a cool piece of work.
I like your style.

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Thank you very much.
What's bothering you, Rick?

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What's with Black people
and the N-word?

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Okay, Rick. Let's entertain your fifth-grade
intellectual exercise in Social Studies.

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Black people don't have a problem
with the N-word. Racists do.

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- It's not that simple.
- It really is that simple, Rick.

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If you're Black, you can use the word.
If you're not, you can't.

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- Did I say that too fast, or do I need to repeat it?
- It's not fair. It's in songs.

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Not fair to who?

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The only people beyond Black
people who want to use the word

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are closet racist who wanna get their
bigoted rocks off by covertly singing it.

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I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable,
but you weren't a part of that struggle,

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so you don't get to say it,
or sing it. Simple.

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Chip, you're on Real Talk.
What's bothering you?

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I think the liberals made the
whole thing up about global warming.

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Well, the topic is "Valentine's
Day, Black History Month."

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Love or hate, Chip.

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You probably don't even
know what global warming is.

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Because having been educated at UCLA
and Stanford, I'm exceptionally stupid?

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Then you know global warming
is just a bunch of hot air.

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I don't know anything about global
warming, or flooded rail lines,

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frequent droughts,
and a rash of wildfires

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impacting the country
for no apparent reason.

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But... I do know
what good sex is.

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What does good sex
have to do with...

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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Quit throwing shade and work with me, Chip.

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You've had good sex
before, right?

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I'm gonna have some as soon
as I get off this phone.

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So, you know what
it's like when you get it going.

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Your back is arched. Stroke is strong.
Rhythm, consistent.

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Got everything going for you

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and it feels so good.

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Yeah, buddy Dame.
You know what it is.

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I be beating that thing about.

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Hitting that spot.

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Sweat just dripping.

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And you shoot all that energy
up into your girl.

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Mm-hmm.

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Wham, bam. Magic, ma'am.

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Nine months later,
and you got what?

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Hell, a baby?

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That's how
my first baby was born.

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See, your dick
is putrid and toxic, Chip.

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- Toxic? What the hell is that?
- Global warming.

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What does my dick
have to do with global warming?

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You can't keep screwing the world
and expect nothing to happen.

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Amy, you're part of the Real Talk equation.
What's the math?

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Oh, my God. Is that you?

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Do you know who you are?

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Yeah. I don't have
a secret identity.

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I love you.
You're awesome.

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I really am quite amazing,
aren't I?

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Me and everyone at the Pink
Kitty are so proud of you.

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We listen to you all the time.

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Except when we're on stage.

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You're our inspiration.

236
00:11:44,744 --> 00:11:47,413
Thank you very much.
Do I know you?

237
00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:50,583
No. I started working at the
Pink Kitty after you left.

238
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:52,785
But my stage name is Frances.

239
00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:56,322
You know, Jennifer Grey
from Dirty Dancing.

240
00:11:56,355 --> 00:11:58,290
I love her so much.

241
00:11:58,323 --> 00:12:00,726
Can we go to lunch, Dame,
and hang out?

242
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:03,596
Sorry, Amy.
I've got enough stalkers.

243
00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:06,567
Dame?

244
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,204
Hello?

245
00:12:12,337 --> 00:12:13,472
Hello?

246
00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:14,406
Real Talk.

247
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:17,377
Hi, Dame. I'm Theresa.
I need your help.

248
00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,211
Mommy, I want some water.

249
00:12:19,245 --> 00:12:21,615
No, baby. You'll wet the bed.
Go to sleep, sweetie.

250
00:12:21,648 --> 00:12:24,283
Okay, what's up, Theresa,
besides your daughter?

251
00:12:24,317 --> 00:12:25,685
I'm sorry.

252
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:28,855
I gotta ask you something 'cause
I'm confused. I need your help.

253
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:31,490
All right. Let's have
a come-to-Jesus moment.

254
00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:33,259
Okay, um...

255
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:36,730
Okay. My boyfriend wants
to make a sex tape with me.

256
00:12:36,763 --> 00:12:41,668
Uh, this is getting kind of NC-17.
My nipples are getting hard.

257
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:44,204
He says that we can make
a lot of money from it.

258
00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,471
Why? Is he famous?

259
00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:47,774
No, he's just a bouncer at the club.
He works the doors.

260
00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:50,777
Oh, a guardian
of the velvet rope.

261
00:12:50,809 --> 00:12:52,778
Um, are you famous?

262
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,248
To my daughter, yeah.

263
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,815
I'm gonna keep it
100, Theresa.

264
00:12:56,849 --> 00:13:00,420
If you're not famous, you're not making
a sex tape, you're making a porno.

265
00:13:00,452 --> 00:13:02,721
- Well, Oren says that...
- Who's Oren?

266
00:13:02,754 --> 00:13:03,923
- My boyfriend.
- Oh.

267
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:06,592
♪ Mr. everything
Is gonna be all right ♪

268
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,828
He says I look nice.
And we'll become famous once we do it.

269
00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:11,897
Maybe even get
a reality show just like...

270
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,800
Beyond the fact
that most of the people

271
00:13:13,832 --> 00:13:16,669
who become famous off of
these things are an anomaly,

272
00:13:16,702 --> 00:13:20,307
don't you aspire to be more than
an onscreen penis warmer?

273
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:23,410
That's why I'm calling, 'cause
I need a second opinion, Dame.

274
00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:25,812
You can make a lot of money
from sex tapes.

275
00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:28,415
First of all, all money
isn't good money.

276
00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:32,851
And second of all, if your man is trying
get you to exploit your vagina for money,

277
00:13:32,884 --> 00:13:35,288
he's not your man.
He's your pimp.

278
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:39,826
Third, and most important, is that really the
example you wanna set for your daughter?

279
00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:42,562
No. It's not a good idea, is it?

280
00:13:42,595 --> 00:13:43,830
Not even in a dream.

281
00:13:43,863 --> 00:13:45,331
You're right.

282
00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:49,369
Oh, shit. That's Oren. He's going to
trip if he knows I'm talking to you.

283
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:50,937
Who are you talking to?

284
00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:52,572
I ain't talking to nobody.

285
00:13:52,605 --> 00:13:54,975
Nobody, huh?

286
00:13:57,342 --> 00:13:58,610
What do you mean
you ain't talking to nobody?

287
00:13:58,644 --> 00:14:00,447
I heard your voice on the damn
radio when I'm driving home.

288
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,249
You don't think I know your voice?

289
00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:03,350
Stupid-ass trick.

290
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,352
911,
what's your emergency?

291
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:07,721
Hi, this is Rocket. I'm calling
from NU American Radio.

292
00:14:07,754 --> 00:14:10,789
We have an emergency.
I need you to trace a call.

293
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:13,592
If you know like I know, you better
stay the hell out of my business, trick!

294
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:14,994
I got your trick.

295
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,998
And you should know you going to
jail for assaulting that woman.

296
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,832
You wanna talk about assault?

297
00:14:19,865 --> 00:14:20,766
I'll come down
to that radio station

298
00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:21,968
and show you
what real assault look like.

299
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,336
You don't wanna
with me, Oren.

300
00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:26,572
I'm not Hollywood, I'm neighborhood
and I'll fuck your punk-ass up.

301
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:29,009
How you gone' tell my bitch
not to make the sex tape,

302
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,011
But you over there working the
pole over there at the Pink Kitty

303
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,513
- butt naked for loose change.
- Was that meant to humiliate me?

304
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:35,548
It's the truth.
I'm calling a hoe a hoe.

305
00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:37,517
That was meant to humiliate me.

306
00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:40,319
It's not what someone calls you,
Oren, but what you answer to,

307
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:42,688
and right now,
you're answering to me.

308
00:14:42,721 --> 00:14:44,757
I own your punk ass.

309
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,594
Yes, I do. I own you.

310
00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:49,628
'Cause if I didn't,
you'd hang up.

311
00:14:49,662 --> 00:14:51,631
But you won't,
'cause you need me.

312
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:54,768
Worship me.
You wanna be like me.

313
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:56,403
I'm relevant and you're not.

314
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:59,673
And you think if you make a sex tape
you'll be relevant, to somebody, somewhere,

315
00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:02,542
- but you won't.
- You think you so smart.

316
00:15:02,575 --> 00:15:03,977
Look, I know what you look like.

317
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:07,514
I know where you live, and I know
you go jogging around the canyon.

318
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:10,450
I got all that.
From the Internet.

319
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,484
And I don't go jogging
or workout,

320
00:15:12,518 --> 00:15:15,322
but I do keep one in the chamber
for you loudmouth-ass bitches.

321
00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:21,528
I'm all prayed up, Oren. So give it your best shot.

322
00:15:21,561 --> 00:15:23,530
Jorge, you're on Real Talk.

323
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:25,664
Oye, ola, Dominique.

324
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,569
Si, si. Yes. Yes.

325
00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,403
My night
just keeps getting better.

326
00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:33,440
Would you forgive
a blunt question?

327
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:35,074
That's what
I live for, Jorge.

328
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,542
What are you wearing?

329
00:15:36,576 --> 00:15:38,945
Why are you so interested in what I'm wearing, Jorge?

330
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:41,113
Si.

331
00:15:47,486 --> 00:15:48,954
Are you jerking off, Jorge?

332
00:15:48,988 --> 00:15:50,924
Pulling your trigger
without a target?

333
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,792
Si!

334
00:15:52,825 --> 00:15:56,663
Send a towel out to Jorge.
Senor Sticky Fingers.

335
00:15:56,696 --> 00:16:00,066
Glad I could provide a public
service to the deviant and perverse.

336
00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:02,969
Sanitize the phone lines
and set fire to the room.

337
00:16:23,022 --> 00:16:25,592
We'll be back in a flash
with more of Real Talk,

338
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,793
more calls,
and more Dominique the Dame.

339
00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:28,995
Did the police arrest dude?

340
00:16:29,028 --> 00:16:31,998
Poor girl refused
the press charges.

341
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,934
You can't save them all.

342
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,673
NU American Radio,

343
00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:43,743
leader of the new school,
voice of the young struggle.

344
00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:46,879
It's Real Talk. Joe, you're on
with Dominique the Dame.

345
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,481
Are you a fan of, uh,
Dr. Martin Luther King?

346
00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:51,617
I don't have his new album,
he hasn't won a Grammy,

347
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,786
but he has won
a Nobel Peace Prize,

348
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,689
Presidential Medal of Freedom
and Congressional Gold Medal.

349
00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:59,725
That's the problem with you, Dame.
You think everything is a joke.

350
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,061
I think you're a joke

351
00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:04,063
if you expect me march with you
and your peoples on city hall

352
00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:06,598
over Clifford Anderson.

353
00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:07,833
Now that you got a job
on the radio,

354
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:10,470
you full of yourself,
you think you're too good to march.

355
00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:13,807
I thought you were the self-proclaimed
leader of the new school.

356
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:16,175
Real money life. The voice
of the young struggle.

357
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,912
I am, that doesn't
make me an idiot.

358
00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:22,682
You're not for protesting the unjust
persecution of African-American

359
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:24,550
across this country
like Clifford Anderson?

360
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:27,153
- Of course, I am. Are you?
- I'm planning to march.

361
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:30,155
That ain't gonna do nothing but wear
out your shoes and get you arrested.

362
00:17:30,189 --> 00:17:32,992
Eh, we know to outsmart those fools.
We don't get arrested.

363
00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:36,196
We got permits and designated
areas to protest in.

364
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,896
That doesn't sound
like a protest.

365
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:40,667
That sounds like a picnic
and selfie opportunities.

366
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,836
At least we out here trying
to create awareness.

367
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,637
There's something wrong with
the Los Angeles police codes.

368
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:48,575
Eric Garner, Michael Brown,
Alton Sterling.

369
00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:50,643
You don't think people are
aware there's a problem?

370
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,479
And that's not worth
marching for?

371
00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,813
If Martin Luther King
were here right now,

372
00:17:54,846 --> 00:17:57,951
he'd say this marching shit
isn't worthy of us.

373
00:17:57,983 --> 00:17:59,586
It isn't worthy of our culture.

374
00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:04,823
It isn't worthy of the men and women who
have been victimized and unjustly killed.

375
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:08,193
Is that what the voice of the young
struggle is about? Not struggling?

376
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:13,633
Here's the thing, police killed nearly
102 unarmed Black people in 2015.

377
00:18:13,665 --> 00:18:15,134
Nearly twice each week.

378
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:20,072
Thirty-seven percent of unarmed people
killed by police were Black in 2015

379
00:18:20,105 --> 00:18:24,109
despite Black people being 13%
of the US population.

380
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,079
You don't think people know
that there's a problem.

381
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:30,750
It's not that they don't know,
it's that they don't care.

382
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:33,619
Because most wrongful death cases
brought by African-Americans

383
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,288
against law enforcement agencies

384
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,857
settles somewhere between
$300,000 and $2 million.

385
00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:40,894
That's what Black lives
are worth to them.

386
00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:44,596
That's the cost of doing business
the way they do business.

387
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:48,101
We don't need more marches.
We need more lawyers.

388
00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:52,838
Joe, unless a city like Los Angeles
is forced to fork over so much money

389
00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:57,076
for the wrongful death of a Black life
that it nearly bankrupts the city,

390
00:18:57,108 --> 00:19:00,145
they have no incentive to
change the way they treat us.

391
00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:04,951
I feel you. Money rules everything
around us. You should tell the people that.

392
00:19:04,983 --> 00:19:09,121
I don't know if you were
listening, Joe, but I just did.

393
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:10,889
Rocket, rock it.

394
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:19,065
Laura, you're on Real Talk
with Dominique the Dame.

395
00:19:19,097 --> 00:19:21,901
You're a homegrown,
homo-loving nigger, aren't you?

396
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:26,239
Yes, I am. I'm Black!
That makes it easier.

397
00:19:26,271 --> 00:19:28,807
Wow, she acts like
that was an insult.

398
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,877
Faith is real,
but the devil is busy.

399
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:35,648
Father Daniels,
you're on Real Talk.

400
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:37,216
I don't know
how to address you.

401
00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:38,616
I'm sorry?

402
00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:42,355
Do I call you
Dominique, Dame, Dominique the Dame?

403
00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:43,889
Dame is fine, Father.

404
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:45,924
I appreciate
you taking my call.

405
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:49,929
Oh, I'll shut
everything down for you.

406
00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:51,998
I'm sorry, Dame,

407
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:54,634
but I was thinking...

408
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:57,035
you're just this little girl
in my parish

409
00:19:57,068 --> 00:20:00,005
and now you're on the radio
talking to millions of people.

410
00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:02,908
My luck is real good right now, Father.
I've been blessed.

411
00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:04,176
That you have.

412
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,980
And a lot of people don't know
the good work that you've done,

413
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,781
but I'm here to tell you
Dame has been

414
00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:12,951
a beacon of sunshine
and generosity for our church.

415
00:20:12,984 --> 00:20:16,154
- I don't do curtain calls, Father.
- Oh, nonsense, child.

416
00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:17,857
You're an angel.

417
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:18,825
A blessing.

418
00:20:18,857 --> 00:20:20,826
And people ought to know that.

419
00:20:20,859 --> 00:20:24,730
Because of your gracious
contribution to our homeless fund,

420
00:20:24,763 --> 00:20:29,134
we were able to provide food
and clothing for many people

421
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:33,372
who were in need of help
this past holiday season.

422
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:36,241
It was also a great tax write-off.

423
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:39,979
And for those of you who don't have a
church home and maybe looking for one,

424
00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:42,948
Father Daniels holds service
every Sunday, 9:00 a.m.

425
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:47,119
at Sunrise Christian Center,
555 Mountain Valley Road.

426
00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:51,057
Or if you wanna give a helping hand or
maybe throw some dollars at the cause,

427
00:20:51,089 --> 00:20:55,327
he works nightly at the Monroe
Mission on Skid Row, downtown LA.

428
00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:57,030
Well, that was
very thoughtful of you, Dame.

429
00:20:57,063 --> 00:21:01,401
It's a national talk show, Father, and you
never know who needs Christ in their life.

430
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,136
Now may be a perfect opportunity

431
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,139
to talk about abstinence
to your young...

432
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:09,142
- And maybe not.
- I'd just like to remind them that...

433
00:21:09,174 --> 00:21:14,681
It was nice talking to you, Father Daniels.
God bless and goodnight.

434
00:21:16,182 --> 00:21:17,817
Real Talk, Aisha.

435
00:21:17,849 --> 00:21:21,019
Ey. Ey, I just want
everybody, especially...

436
00:21:21,053 --> 00:21:23,723
especially my dealer
to know that I'm in rehab.

437
00:21:23,756 --> 00:21:26,025
Good for you, 'cause you be
loaded off that good.

438
00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:27,894
Well, you know,
I gotta get mind right.

439
00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:30,829
You know, especially since they
got that paper on me, you know.

440
00:21:30,863 --> 00:21:33,833
Ey, but I wanna give shout outs
to all my people.

441
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:40,338
Um, to, uh, Fat Boy, to Red Girl, to
Almond hair, and to my boo, um, Tucker...

442
00:21:40,372 --> 00:21:42,307
Is that your crew
or a pack of M&M's?

443
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:46,244
Well, you know, um, I got to go cold
because they got the paper on them too,

444
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:49,048
and they don't wanna be
in the building, you know.

445
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,917
But you know what it is,
and they know who they are.

446
00:21:51,951 --> 00:21:55,087
So, what's it like
being in rehab?

447
00:21:55,121 --> 00:21:58,891
Well, you know, I mean,
it's right for me right now

448
00:21:58,923 --> 00:22:02,194
because, uh,
because I had it real bad.

449
00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:07,200
And... and, you know, I was,
like, slidin' down a razor blade

450
00:22:07,232 --> 00:22:11,971
into... a river...
a alcohol river, you know.

451
00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:15,207
You know, there's a lot
of white people in here.

452
00:22:18,109 --> 00:22:20,312
Ey, but you never been
in here before?

453
00:22:20,346 --> 00:22:21,948
I do drugs.
Drugs don't do me, baby.

454
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:28,354
Aw, that why I love you, like, they don't
know you, that ratchet, God I like...

455
00:22:28,386 --> 00:22:30,990
Oh, okay, okay, okay. So,
who's your favorite rapper?

456
00:22:31,022 --> 00:22:34,059
I'm JAY-Z for life,
but I'm more into them new age rappers.

457
00:22:34,093 --> 00:22:36,329
The type that never sold crack,
or been in jail.

458
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:39,332
Yeah, you know.
That hustle's what got me in rehab.

459
00:22:39,365 --> 00:22:44,237
But, you know, the corner boys,
they pave the way for them new age rappers.

460
00:22:44,269 --> 00:22:47,773
I mean, you know, we got to stay
and too much people, you know.

461
00:22:47,807 --> 00:22:49,107
I'm not knocking them cats.

462
00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:51,944
But I've heard way too many raps
about moving weight,

463
00:22:51,977 --> 00:22:54,947
gettin' arrested, doing time,
and baby mamas.

464
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:56,548
I'm ready for something new.
You know what I'm saying?

465
00:22:56,582 --> 00:23:01,921
Yeah, yeah. I feel you. But it's real
out here up in these streets, you know.

466
00:23:01,953 --> 00:23:03,455
What don't come out in the wash,
you know...

467
00:23:03,489 --> 00:23:07,326
definitely come out in the
motherfucking re... you know?

468
00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:10,962
I know what it is.
I got hood in me and proud of it.

469
00:23:10,996 --> 00:23:13,533
I stay connected and I can
get dirty when I have to,

470
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,968
but I keep it locked up
most of the time.

471
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,004
Nickerson Gardens.
Whoopdy-whoops. Nigga, what?

472
00:23:19,038 --> 00:23:21,507
Ey, you know, I want you to know
I got your back

473
00:23:21,539 --> 00:23:23,041
'cause I heard that fool,
you know,

474
00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:25,577
talking about he was gonna get your
info off the Internet, you know, like,

475
00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:31,551
he can talk all he want to,
but I will mobilize my street goons

476
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:36,422
and, you know, have them release
the fury of the god of the thunder

477
00:23:36,454 --> 00:23:41,827
or ask, you know, like, knives,
and guns, and grenades...

478
00:23:41,861 --> 00:23:44,897
It's always good hearing from you, Aisha.
Much love.

479
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,566
I love you, Dame.
I'll holler later, okay?

480
00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:50,970
Get that monkey off your back.
I'm praying for you. Real Talk.

481
00:23:52,337 --> 00:23:55,040
And we have Seth.
Talk real to me.

482
00:23:55,074 --> 00:23:57,176
My father is pressuring
me to go to college.

483
00:23:57,209 --> 00:23:58,744
What is he doing?
Waterboarding you?

484
00:23:58,777 --> 00:24:02,148
He leaves like, brochures and
shit in my room and around the house.

485
00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:04,150
That doesn't sound
like pressure to me.

486
00:24:04,182 --> 00:24:06,085
It's psychological.
Playing mind games.

487
00:24:06,117 --> 00:24:07,854
Is he making you
pay for college?

488
00:24:07,886 --> 00:24:10,188
He's gonna cover it but I think
I can make it without college.

489
00:24:10,221 --> 00:24:12,023
You know, college ain't
for everybody.

490
00:24:12,057 --> 00:24:14,594
But seriously, how are you
planning on making it?

491
00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:16,962
- You play basketball?
- I'm not into sports.

492
00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:19,932
- Act, rap, sing, dance?
- I don't do any of those.

493
00:24:19,964 --> 00:24:23,903
- Computer genius?
- I play video games, but I'm not really into computers.

494
00:24:23,935 --> 00:24:27,405
I've got confidence in myself. There's
nothing I can't do if I put my mind to it.

495
00:24:27,439 --> 00:24:31,076
You ain't never lied.
But why not put your mind to college?

496
00:24:31,109 --> 00:24:32,744
I ain't trying
to waste four years.

497
00:24:32,778 --> 00:24:38,049
Four years isn't that long. Life is long,
especially if you make the wrong choice.

498
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:41,354
And I'm not trying to talk trash,
but by and large, on average,

499
00:24:41,386 --> 00:24:44,624
people who go to college tend to have
better lives than those who don't.

500
00:24:44,656 --> 00:24:48,093
There's a lot of people that have
become billionaires without going to college.

501
00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:50,462
Look at Mark Zuckerberg.
He dropped out of college.

502
00:24:50,496 --> 00:24:52,098
It's scary
the way your mind works,

503
00:24:52,131 --> 00:24:55,401
but let's look at
Mark Zuckerberg, Mr. Facebook.

504
00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:58,104
He dropped out of college,
but let's keep it 100.

505
00:24:58,136 --> 00:25:01,106
Mark Zuckerberg wasn't going
to some community college,

506
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,643
vocational,
or correspondence school.

507
00:25:03,675 --> 00:25:05,377
He dropped out of Harvard.

508
00:25:05,411 --> 00:25:07,613
Do you know how hard it is
to get into Harvard, Seth?

509
00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:11,349
You have to be smarter than most of the
world already just to be considered.

510
00:25:11,383 --> 00:25:13,419
What're you
trying to say? I'm not smart?

511
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,520
I'm afraid you've
got it all figured out, Seth.

512
00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:19,158
I just want you to be prepared
in case you're wrong.

513
00:25:19,191 --> 00:25:21,693
There may be some things you
may not get out of life, like,

514
00:25:21,727 --> 00:25:24,663
a house, Ferrari,
designer clothes, Rolex.

515
00:25:24,696 --> 00:25:27,699
If you're okay with the possibility
of not having these things,

516
00:25:27,732 --> 00:25:29,969
God bless and good luck, stupid.

517
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:34,005
We'll be back in a heartbeat after this
commercial break with more Real Talk.

518
00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:38,510
- Interesting show.
- Yes.

519
00:25:38,544 --> 00:25:41,547
You listen to it a lot?

520
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:44,049
I work a lot of nights.

521
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,551
This is
Dominique the Dame,

522
00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:48,354
leader of the new school,
voice of the young struggle.

523
00:25:48,386 --> 00:25:50,423
And we've got Eric again,

524
00:25:50,455 --> 00:25:54,693
master of the 40-ounce malt liquor,
the least interesting man in the universe.

525
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,461
You'd never
date a dude like me, huh?

526
00:25:56,494 --> 00:25:59,631
Why? Because you're ugly and
your mother dresses you funny?

527
00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:01,232
'Cause you all
about money.

528
00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:04,303
I like nice shoes, Eric.
Money helps.

529
00:26:04,336 --> 00:26:07,173
Yeah, I already know.
You only date dudes with that paper.

530
00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:10,075
You know what they say.
I can do bad all by myself.

531
00:26:10,108 --> 00:26:14,446
But in my case, I'm doing great by myself.
So, I don't need a man for money.

532
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,682
But it's always great if you
can double your wealth.

533
00:26:16,714 --> 00:26:19,985
See, it's that sarcastic attitude.
Defense mechanism.

534
00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:21,653
That's why you
ain't got no man now.

535
00:26:21,686 --> 00:26:23,288
What is this?
Open mic night for haters?

536
00:26:23,321 --> 00:26:28,026
Well, tell me this, then. Why is it
that most women be havin' man problems?

537
00:26:28,059 --> 00:26:29,729
You ain't had no relationship
with your daddy?

538
00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:31,396
A theory, no doubt,
created by a man.

539
00:26:31,431 --> 00:26:36,335
So, if it's not about money or your
daddy, what you looking for in a man?

540
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:39,204
You're just creaming
with anticipation

541
00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:44,009
to hear the sorted,
vexing process in which I select the man

542
00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:47,212
who turns the bottom
of my feet into headphones.

543
00:26:47,246 --> 00:26:50,049
Always
knew you was a closet freak.

544
00:26:50,082 --> 00:26:52,184
You got me,
thirst bucket.

545
00:26:52,217 --> 00:26:58,124
Problem is, it's neither sorted or vexing.
It's really quite simple. Fucks and giggles.

546
00:26:58,156 --> 00:26:59,591
Fucks and giggles?

547
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:01,594
Those are the two most
important things in a relationship.

548
00:27:01,626 --> 00:27:04,195
Fucks and giggles.

549
00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:07,098
You come home from
a bad day at the office,

550
00:27:07,132 --> 00:27:09,735
retail outlet,
fast food drive-through, whatever,

551
00:27:09,768 --> 00:27:13,471
you want a person that can
turn that frown upside down,

552
00:27:13,505 --> 00:27:16,642
make you laugh and
forget about your problems.

553
00:27:16,674 --> 00:27:17,976
- Yeah?
- Yup.

554
00:27:18,009 --> 00:27:20,645
Because a smile and laugh will
get you through the bad times

555
00:27:20,679 --> 00:27:22,715
and there will be
some bad times.

556
00:27:22,748 --> 00:27:27,253
And as far as I know, when all
things are equal in a relationship,

557
00:27:27,286 --> 00:27:30,322
the only reason a person will
step outside that relationship

558
00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:33,625
- is if the sex is wack.
- That's right, babe.

559
00:27:33,659 --> 00:27:36,662
I don't care how much money you
have or how fine you think you are,

560
00:27:36,694 --> 00:27:41,567
a person will risk all that to come
so hard their feet curl into a ball,

561
00:27:41,599 --> 00:27:46,805
pull a muscle in their thigh and
reach for shit that ain't there.

562
00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:48,374
Fucks and giggles, Eric.

563
00:27:48,406 --> 00:27:50,408
If you find a person
with all those qualities,

564
00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:54,380
hold on to them with everything you
have, because you've won.

565
00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:57,115
So, what's good, Mama?
You wanna hook up or what?

566
00:27:57,148 --> 00:28:00,685
You make me wanna touch myself
in bad places.

567
00:28:00,719 --> 00:28:03,122
Oh, my God.
Really?

568
00:28:03,154 --> 00:28:06,091
No. I'm sapio-sexual.

569
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,760
Call me back when you
figure out what that is.

570
00:28:08,794 --> 00:28:10,796
Hello, goodbye.

571
00:28:10,828 --> 00:28:15,500
It's Real Talk, I'm Dominique the Dame.
Jamie, you're on.

572
00:28:15,534 --> 00:28:18,137
That thing you said
about texting is so true.

573
00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:21,707
Which is crazy, because half of adults
have intimate content on their phones.

574
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,543
I'm one of them.
But that doesn't really mean anything.

575
00:28:24,576 --> 00:28:27,179
Because I was on this date last
night, and it was really awkward.

576
00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,347
- We was at this hookah lounge.
- You're a hooker?

577
00:28:29,381 --> 00:28:32,485
- No, we were at a hookah lounge. Hookah.
- Right. I'm with you.

578
00:28:32,518 --> 00:28:35,386
For our listeners that don't
know, what's a hookah lounge?

579
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,223
How do you
describe hookah?

580
00:28:37,256 --> 00:28:38,691
I don't know. It's like a bar,

581
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,592
but they have these elaborate pipes on every table

582
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,194
- that people smoke from.
- Marijuana, chronic, kush?

583
00:28:43,228 --> 00:28:44,596
No, just
flavored tobacco.

584
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:46,732
They sell liquor also if you
wanna get your drink on.

585
00:28:46,765 --> 00:28:48,100
I think Arabs
came up with it.

586
00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:49,668
But it's all about who you're
with and not what's in the pipe.

587
00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:55,141
- And who were you with, Jamie?
- My homeboy, Dre. Andre. It was our first date.

588
00:28:55,173 --> 00:28:57,242
Okay, so y'all get
to the hookah spot.

589
00:28:57,276 --> 00:28:59,745
We get to the hookah spot and
we're sitting across from each other

590
00:28:59,778 --> 00:29:03,281
and it was just awkward, like,
we weren't really talking much,

591
00:29:03,315 --> 00:29:06,818
I wasn't really talking much because it was
our first date, and I was kinda nervous.

592
00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:10,256
So, we're just sitting there staring at
each other for what seemed like forever.

593
00:29:10,288 --> 00:29:13,325
But really, probably more like 40, 45 minutes, Dame.

594
00:29:13,357 --> 00:29:17,329
I kid you not. Dead silent.

595
00:29:20,199 --> 00:29:23,469
Hello? Dame.

596
00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:26,238
- Sorry, I was getting a bikini wax...
- Huh?

597
00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:27,739
- W atching C-SPAN.
- What?

598
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:31,644
Basketball Wives with the news.
Anyway, what do you think the problem was?

599
00:29:31,676 --> 00:29:33,278
You guys just didn't connect?

600
00:29:33,311 --> 00:29:35,446
See, that's
what's crazy, Dame.

601
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,250
I met him at Whole Foods for a
quick minute, he gave me his number.

602
00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:42,887
I texted him, he responded. I sent him a
sexy picture. He sent me a sexy picture.

603
00:29:42,921 --> 00:29:46,825
- I-wanna-be-a-model half-naked selfie in the bathroom mirror?
- Yeah.

604
00:29:46,857 --> 00:29:49,427
- Six pack?
- Uh-huh.

605
00:29:49,461 --> 00:29:52,530
- You know what? Email me that picture.
- Really?

606
00:29:52,564 --> 00:29:55,334
- Yeah, I wanna see this cat.
- I got the email.

607
00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:58,203
Okay, I'm sending it from my phone.

608
00:30:01,539 --> 00:30:05,510
Oh, my God. Mm.
Wannabe body builder.

609
00:30:05,544 --> 00:30:08,681
Right. You know what it is.
Put your freakin' dress on.

610
00:30:08,713 --> 00:30:13,551
- There is something wrong with you.
- Go hard or go home.

611
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:17,456
For men who have it,
they know it drives a woman crazy.

612
00:30:17,489 --> 00:30:20,558
For those who don't,
it's a man's lower abdominal muscles

613
00:30:20,592 --> 00:30:22,895
that form a V-line
to his pelvis when he flexes,

614
00:30:22,928 --> 00:30:27,366
made famous by the formerly physically
fit musical artist, D'Angelo.

615
00:30:27,398 --> 00:30:29,701
That's what
I was looking for with dude.

616
00:30:29,734 --> 00:30:32,303
We'd text each other
all day, everyday.

617
00:30:32,336 --> 00:30:34,472
I wake up in the morning
to have a text from him.

618
00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:38,444
"Hello, Sunshine,
hope you have a nice day." Blase, blase.

619
00:30:38,477 --> 00:30:40,579
He'd send me texts
before I crashed out.

620
00:30:40,612 --> 00:30:43,315
"Sleep tight, pleasant dreams,
my princess."

621
00:30:43,347 --> 00:30:46,985
Hearts, smiley faces,
I am lovin' this dude.

622
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,488
I'm talkin'
real boyfriend potential.

623
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,459
- And then, you guys meet.
- And nothing. Zip. Zero.

624
00:30:53,491 --> 00:30:55,728
So, he didn't get
to shoot up the club.

625
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,029
After that, I had
to take him off the guest list,

626
00:30:58,063 --> 00:31:01,767
and tell him to put his gun back
in the holster. Isn't that weird?

627
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:05,336
Honestly,
it is what it is. Keep it real.

628
00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:10,407
Accept it and expect it, because you
guys never really had a relationship.

629
00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:13,012
Guy wanna tell a woman
something thoughtful and witty,

630
00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:15,381
he googles it and
texts that to her.

631
00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:18,283
She loves it.
"Ooh, he's so charming."

632
00:31:18,317 --> 00:31:20,519
In real life,
you're not that sharp.

633
00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:22,820
You can't excuse yourself
from a situation,

634
00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:26,491
go do some research,
come back with a clever response. No.

635
00:31:26,525 --> 00:31:32,398
End up sitting across from each other at a
hookah spot, 40,45 minutes not saying a word.

636
00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:33,932
Now, that doesn't
make you unusual,

637
00:31:33,965 --> 00:31:38,469
but that's what happens when your entire
method of communication is texting.

638
00:31:38,502 --> 00:31:42,540
It erodes your ability to think,
reason, and react in real time

639
00:31:42,574 --> 00:31:46,412
which leads to a fear to
interact and date. Real Talk.

640
00:31:46,444 --> 00:31:48,346
Everybody
wants life online,

641
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:51,850
when they should be looking
for life in real life.

642
00:31:51,883 --> 00:31:53,317
And you know what else?

643
00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:56,655
Well, we can keep talking about
this until blood pours from my ears.

644
00:31:56,688 --> 00:31:59,758
I drop dude off, and he tells
me to text him when I get home,

645
00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:02,060
make sure I make it
to the crib okay.

646
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,430
I get home
and forget to text him,

647
00:32:04,462 --> 00:32:07,465
but he doesn't call me to
check on me until the next day.

648
00:32:07,499 --> 00:32:09,367
I could've been dead
in a ditch somewhere

649
00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:11,336
waitin' on him. Hello?

650
00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:16,441
And stop pickin' up
random hoes at Whole Foods.

651
00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:19,043
And we have Mellisa on the line.
What's good?

652
00:32:19,076 --> 00:32:23,414
Are there any exceptions to getting
into heaven if you commit suicide?

653
00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:26,352
It's not like the club. You can't
get into heaven as someone's plus one

654
00:32:26,384 --> 00:32:28,586
because you didn't
follow the rules.

655
00:32:28,619 --> 00:32:32,457
But a lot of things happen
that aren't supposed to.

656
00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:35,594
What happened that
wasn't supposed to?

657
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:40,031
I went to a party with some boys that I wasn't
supposed to go to. They were older than me.

658
00:32:40,065 --> 00:32:42,468
How'd that turn out
for you, Cinderella?

659
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,102
I drank too much.

660
00:32:44,135 --> 00:32:47,138
There's a reason there's
a legal drinking age, princess.

661
00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:50,576
It was what they call
purple drank.

662
00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:52,778
Codeine, Sprite,
Jolly Ranchers?

663
00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:56,881
Except I think they put something
else in it too...

664
00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:58,549
'cause it made me really groggy.

665
00:32:58,584 --> 00:33:04,490
Next thing I know, there's this
boy on top of me taking off my panties.

666
00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:10,729
I tried to push him off me
but I couldn't.

667
00:33:10,761 --> 00:33:14,098
It's way too much to hope none
of that really happened to you.

668
00:33:14,132 --> 00:33:17,603
First it was one...

669
00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:21,874
and another one...

670
00:33:23,775 --> 00:33:26,711
I didn't know people could
treat people like that.

671
00:33:26,744 --> 00:33:29,747
Please tell me these men
are in jail.

672
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:34,685
I couldn't remember much.
So, they couldn't prove it.

673
00:33:34,719 --> 00:33:39,024
- Except I'm pregnant now.
- I'm so sorry that happened to you, Mellisa.

674
00:33:39,057 --> 00:33:40,860
How far along are you?

675
00:33:41,594 --> 00:33:45,931
I'm due any day.
But I don't want it.

676
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,768
And I'm Catholic.

677
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,837
- Where do you live?
- In the Valley.

678
00:33:52,871 --> 00:33:57,442
My parents sent me out here to stay
with my uncle to have the baby.

679
00:33:58,076 --> 00:34:01,145
They're ashamed of me.

680
00:34:01,179 --> 00:34:05,184
I know you're going through a hard
time and this is a difficult situation.

681
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:09,622
- But don't do anything.
- So, I thought I'd just take these pills.

682
00:34:10,188 --> 00:34:11,056
Pills?

683
00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:13,891
Pills? What type of pills?

684
00:34:13,925 --> 00:34:18,831
Vicodin, Percocet... stuff from the medicine cabinet.

685
00:34:19,364 --> 00:34:21,166
Did you take the pills, Mellisa?

686
00:34:25,871 --> 00:34:29,642
All right, tell me where you are,
Mellisa, and I can get you some help.

687
00:34:31,108 --> 00:34:32,710
Mellisa?

688
00:34:33,978 --> 00:34:35,847
Mellisa?

689
00:34:36,614 --> 00:34:37,982
Mellisa!

690
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,733
If anything who knows Mellisa, knows anything
about her, please call us. 555-0100.

691
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:05,844
Father Daniels,
you're on Real Talk.

692
00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:08,045
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.

693
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:12,951
Blessed art thou among women and
blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

694
00:35:12,983 --> 00:35:16,954
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,

695
00:35:16,987 --> 00:35:21,259
- now and at the hour of death. Amen.
- Amen.

696
00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,996
- Thank you, Father.
- Dame, are you okay?

697
00:35:24,028 --> 00:35:26,931
No, but I am working on it, Father.

698
00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:30,635
We have news and weather comin' up. We'll
be back in a flash with more Real Talk,

699
00:35:30,668 --> 00:35:32,103
more calls and more
Dominique the Dame.

700
00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:35,774
Leader of the new school, real money
life, voice of the young struggle.

701
00:35:35,806 --> 00:35:38,676
- I'mma need a minute, Rocket.
- You got it, honey.

702
00:35:42,614 --> 00:35:45,583
- Rocket, how's the board?
- Hot as honey and peppers.

703
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:49,655
What?

704
00:35:49,688 --> 00:35:51,990
- Where's my phone?
- In your hand.

705
00:35:52,923 --> 00:35:54,527
Right. Got it.

706
00:36:18,849 --> 00:36:21,319
♪ Cake, cake, cake, cake.

707
00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:27,960
♪ Cake, cake

708
00:36:27,992 --> 00:36:29,994
Hello, gorgeous.

709
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,983
You gonna eat all that?

710
00:36:53,418 --> 00:36:54,954
I didn't deserve that.

711
00:36:58,289 --> 00:37:00,726
Are you out
of your fucking mind?

712
00:37:00,759 --> 00:37:05,262
You fucked some other bitch.
She texted me the sex tape.

713
00:37:05,295 --> 00:37:06,831
You wanna see it?

714
00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:11,936
- That's not me.
- Motherfucker, that's you.

715
00:37:14,873 --> 00:37:18,010
You don't think I know
what you look like?

716
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:23,114
Okay, it's actually me,
but that's before we met.

717
00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:26,852
You're wearing the gold bracelet I
bought you for your birthday last month.

718
00:37:26,885 --> 00:37:28,287
Oh, so you're not gonna
own any of this.

719
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,890
I know you're an asshole,
but it takes a special type of arrogance

720
00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:34,725
to say it is my fault
you fucked some other bitch.

721
00:37:34,759 --> 00:37:36,161
At least
that got your attention!

722
00:37:36,193 --> 00:37:39,264
Seriously, that was a cry for attention?
What are you? Fuckin four?

723
00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:42,367
We haven't had a conversation
for three months, which is ironic

724
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,369
because you talk
to everybody else for a living.

725
00:37:44,402 --> 00:37:47,673
- What are you... We live together.
- No, we occupy the same space.

726
00:37:47,706 --> 00:37:50,008
It's a lot different
than living together.

727
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:54,278
Good. Because I want you to get
your shit and get the fuck out.

728
00:37:54,311 --> 00:37:55,947
You still don't get it.

729
00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:58,083
You're acting so brand new
right now,

730
00:37:58,115 --> 00:38:00,851
I can't even believe the words
coming out of your mouth.

731
00:38:00,885 --> 00:38:02,988
We're done.
There's nothing to get.

732
00:38:03,021 --> 00:38:06,158
You work from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m.
in the morning.

733
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:08,893
And when you get home,
I'm out the door, going to work,

734
00:38:08,927 --> 00:38:12,130
and when I get home, you are
going to work, going to the gym,

735
00:38:12,163 --> 00:38:16,168
- too tired, on your period.
- I didn't blindside you, Robert.

736
00:38:16,201 --> 00:38:20,871
I didn't bullshit you. You know I
like to be on the radio at night.

737
00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:24,176
I can feel the energy out there.
No one is using it.

738
00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:27,378
I just tap into it and I'm
reaching out and touching people

739
00:38:27,411 --> 00:38:31,082
in ways I didn't even
know was possible.

740
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,954
- I won't apologize for loving it.
- You should.

741
00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:39,190
I'm a lawyer, I have to go
to work in the daytime.

742
00:38:39,224 --> 00:38:41,727
- This nighttime gig is a choice.
- It's a choice?

743
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,931
You know what? Forget it, Dame. I cannot have a
conversation with you. It's always a battle.

744
00:38:45,963 --> 00:38:49,034
And maybe, if you were less
focused on other peoples' problems,

745
00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:50,969
I wouldn't have to
fuck some random

746
00:38:51,001 --> 00:38:52,938
for you to realize we have
some issues of our own.

747
00:38:52,971 --> 00:38:55,708
Not anymore.
News is, we're done.

748
00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:00,211
Are you sure you wanna do that?

749
00:39:00,244 --> 00:39:02,947
Sixty seconds, Dame.

750
00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:07,052
I made a minor mistake.

751
00:39:07,085 --> 00:39:10,155
And she came at me hard,
and because of where we were at...

752
00:39:11,922 --> 00:39:14,925
I didn't have the fortitude
to resist.

753
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:18,362
There's a million guys
that wanna fuck me, Robert,

754
00:39:18,396 --> 00:39:20,298
and I have managed to say no.

755
00:39:20,331 --> 00:39:24,503
And you don't say no because of me.
You say no because of this job.

756
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,773
I hate you so much right now.

757
00:39:27,806 --> 00:39:29,842
Forty-five seconds.

758
00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:33,911
Happy Valentine's Day.

759
00:39:58,202 --> 00:39:59,471
What's up?

760
00:39:59,503 --> 00:40:01,405
- Has Mellisa called back?
- Who?

761
00:40:01,438 --> 00:40:03,407
- Suicide girl?
- Oh, no. Nothing.

762
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,210
Call her. See if she'll
come down.

763
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:09,882
- You sure? It's the middle of the night.
- She's a night owl.

764
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:28,901
What the hell is this?

765
00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:31,503
Thank you gift from the guy at
the Dodgers interview last week.

766
00:40:31,536 --> 00:40:33,471
- I'm a girl.
- Girls don't play baseball?

767
00:40:33,503 --> 00:40:36,273
Yes, they do. But would it have been
too much for him to send flowers

768
00:40:36,306 --> 00:40:38,909
or even shoes as a thank you
for an awesome interview?

769
00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:42,447
- Did something happen in the staff lounge?
- No. Why?

770
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,983
- How're you doing?
- Don't handle me, Andre.

771
00:40:45,016 --> 00:40:48,320
I can handle my shit
while handling my shit.

772
00:40:48,353 --> 00:40:52,324
- Rocket, we good to go?
- I got a stack of callers waiting to talk to you.

773
00:40:57,461 --> 00:40:59,297
It is past
the 12 o'clock hour

774
00:40:59,329 --> 00:41:02,299
and I want to wish each and every
one of you a happy Valentine's Day.

775
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:06,037
Also, Mellisa, if you're listening, and I
hope you are, please call and let's talk.

776
00:41:06,070 --> 00:41:09,875
I know you're going through a difficult time
but you don't have to go through it alone.

777
00:41:09,907 --> 00:41:11,342
You're listening to
Dominique the Dame,

778
00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:14,446
leader of the new school, voice of
the young struggle, real money life.

779
00:41:14,478 --> 00:41:17,414
All our lines are open for
any and everything.

780
00:41:17,447 --> 00:41:19,384
It's Valentine's Day,
it's Black History Month exclusive.

781
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,886
Bring the noise,
what's hot in the streets?

782
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,488
Real Talk, you're on.

783
00:41:23,521 --> 00:41:26,423
Now, see, see,
you know what the problem is, right?

784
00:41:26,456 --> 00:41:27,924
People with
bad breath like to whisper?

785
00:41:27,958 --> 00:41:32,630
The problem is you got a lot of chicks
out here mismanaging their vagina.

786
00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:36,101
And you know this, because as a
man, you're an expert on vaginas.

787
00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,204
Listen, I have a woman
in my company right now

788
00:41:39,237 --> 00:41:44,209
who realizes that I know the value of
that sweet thing even if she doesn't.

789
00:41:44,242 --> 00:41:48,179
That's why they call me
the King of Diamonds,

790
00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:50,047
because I treat
my chick like diamonds.

791
00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:53,385
Everybody else out here
is just kickin' rocks.

792
00:41:53,418 --> 00:41:55,420
You got an interesting way
with words. I'll give you that.

793
00:41:55,452 --> 00:41:58,123
But what I really wanna know is,
did your mother give you that name,

794
00:41:58,155 --> 00:41:59,391
or is it some brilliant
pet-moniker you coined

795
00:41:59,423 --> 00:42:02,360
while popping molly and sipping
lean out of a rhinestone cup?

796
00:42:02,393 --> 00:42:06,998
Oh, no, no, no, no,
my chocolate Godiva princess,

797
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:11,635
I'm a positive individual
making progress.

798
00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:13,404
Positive individual
making progress.

799
00:42:13,438 --> 00:42:16,541
P-I-M-P, pimp, for those of you
who missed that. Define that.

800
00:42:16,574 --> 00:42:21,146
Procuring the felicitation or provision
of a prostitute, of a sex worker

801
00:42:21,179 --> 00:42:24,349
in the arrangement of a sex act
with a customer.

802
00:42:24,382 --> 00:42:27,385
A procurer, colloquially called
a pimp or a madam,

803
00:42:27,418 --> 00:42:31,222
is an agent for prostitutes who
collect part of their earnings.

804
00:42:31,255 --> 00:42:34,492
So, you're like Moses,
savior of the mismanaged vagina,

805
00:42:34,525 --> 00:42:37,429
leading wayward hoes like
Israelites to the promised land?

806
00:42:37,461 --> 00:42:40,030
Your get down,
I like that. I like that.

807
00:42:40,063 --> 00:42:41,164
But let me tell you
about my get down.

808
00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:46,604
I think they should straight-up
legalize prostitution.

809
00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:48,272
I'm not with that.

810
00:42:48,306 --> 00:42:52,210
Prostitution may be the oldest profession,
but it is not a respectable profession.

811
00:42:52,242 --> 00:42:56,114
It's not empowering, it's not a real
job, demeaning to women.

812
00:42:56,146 --> 00:42:59,049
When we legalize prostitution,

813
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:04,088
these sex workers are going
to be required to use condoms,

814
00:43:04,121 --> 00:43:08,393
and to be tested for
sexually transmitted diseases.

815
00:43:08,425 --> 00:43:12,230
Let's keep it real.
When you're talking about sex workers,

816
00:43:12,262 --> 00:43:16,201
you're saying prostitutes,
hookers, whores, call girls.

817
00:43:16,233 --> 00:43:20,005
Yes. Well, I call them
my diamonds.

818
00:43:20,038 --> 00:43:22,039
I don't care how
you paint the picture,

819
00:43:22,072 --> 00:43:25,076
there's not going to be a hooker
booth at job fairs.

820
00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:27,578
No school is going to
invite pimps down to career day

821
00:43:27,612 --> 00:43:31,081
to recruit young girls to be hookers.
It's just not happening.

822
00:43:31,114 --> 00:43:35,185
Oh, come on, Dame. You know what I'm
talking about. I don't need to recruit.

823
00:43:35,219 --> 00:43:36,721
They workin' that thing
on their own.

824
00:43:36,753 --> 00:43:40,557
If you go on the gram and you see a
woman wearing in a bikini in December

825
00:43:40,590 --> 00:43:45,396
she is not on the beach.
She is promoting that box.

826
00:43:45,429 --> 00:43:47,331
And you're just
lookin' out for them?

827
00:43:47,364 --> 00:43:51,635
Is Persian pussy hairy? Oh, come on.
You know what I'm talking about.

828
00:43:51,668 --> 00:43:56,407
That all sounds good on paper. But all it
does is send the wrong message to women,

829
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,143
and especially women
who are already prostitutes

830
00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:02,680
to never move on with their life
and do something else.

831
00:44:02,713 --> 00:44:05,150
Would you date
or marry a hooker?

832
00:44:05,182 --> 00:44:06,684
Hey, that's not
what it's about.

833
00:44:06,717 --> 00:44:09,119
What about your daughter?
Would you want her to be a prostitute?

834
00:44:09,152 --> 00:44:12,122
What about my daughter? We're not
talking about my daughter right now.

835
00:44:12,155 --> 00:44:14,458
My daughter ain't got nothing
to do with it, my daughter.

836
00:44:14,492 --> 00:44:18,263
Why not? Every girl out there on the
ho-stroll is somebody's daughter.

837
00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:21,832
By the way, I'm making no
judgements but let's be real.

838
00:44:21,865 --> 00:44:26,237
Because of the stigma associated with
prostitution, even if it were legal,

839
00:44:26,269 --> 00:44:30,141
no woman would want anyone
to know she was a prostitute.

840
00:44:30,173 --> 00:44:33,811
And for all of you out there
even considering this madness,

841
00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:35,413
I've got one simple test.

842
00:44:35,445 --> 00:44:38,817
The golden rule. In fact,
it's the family motto.

843
00:44:38,849 --> 00:44:43,554
If you can't tell your momma about it,
you probably shouldn't be doing it.

844
00:44:43,588 --> 00:44:46,458
Look, all I'm saying
is that they're giving it away.

845
00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:48,559
Why not make
a profit off of it?

846
00:44:48,592 --> 00:44:53,163
Okay? Put all that titty,
all that ass out on the free market.

847
00:44:53,197 --> 00:44:56,434
Put it on the New York
Stock Exchange.

848
00:44:56,467 --> 00:45:00,171
As an adult, I recognize that we can
have honest disagreements about shit,

849
00:45:00,204 --> 00:45:03,740
and in the spirit of that, I'm gonna
put your opinion at the top of the list

850
00:45:03,773 --> 00:45:05,543
of the shit I don't
give a fuck about.

851
00:45:07,545 --> 00:45:10,215
And we have Evelyn.
You're on Real Talk.

852
00:45:10,248 --> 00:45:12,349
- Are you a prostitute?
- What?

853
00:45:12,382 --> 00:45:16,320
- Hooker, whore, call girl, side piece?
- Sweet Jesus, no.

854
00:45:16,353 --> 00:45:18,155
So, what're we
talking about, Evelyn?

855
00:45:18,188 --> 00:45:20,324
Why do they keep letting
them peoples in like that?

856
00:45:20,358 --> 00:45:22,260
What people
might that be, Evelyn?

857
00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:26,264
Wait. Let me guess.
Niggas, beaners, chinks, coons,

858
00:45:26,297 --> 00:45:28,266
crackers, nerds,
faggots, gooks,

859
00:45:28,298 --> 00:45:30,501
greasers, wops, spics, kikes,

860
00:45:30,534 --> 00:45:33,403
polacks, rednecks,
towelheads, sambos?

861
00:45:33,436 --> 00:45:35,205
Oh, I'm sorry if
I left anyone out.

862
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,442
But America is supposed to be
the great melting pot.

863
00:45:37,474 --> 00:45:40,478
Why don't we embrace the concept
and melt the fuck already?

864
00:45:40,510 --> 00:45:43,480
Uh... I'm talking about
the people behind gender selection.

865
00:45:43,514 --> 00:45:46,885
Are you sure you don't wanna talk about
equal pay for women in the workplace?

866
00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:48,653
No, I wanna talk
about gender selection.

867
00:45:48,686 --> 00:45:52,757
In 140 characters or less, it's
the procedure that allows parents to choose

868
00:45:52,789 --> 00:45:54,592
if they want a baby boy
or a girl.

869
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,693
- It's immoral.
- Parents have been trying to select

870
00:45:56,726 --> 00:45:59,364
the gender of their babies
since the beginning of time.

871
00:45:59,396 --> 00:46:02,266
If you want a boy, turn it up,
eat red meat, do it doggy style.

872
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:05,503
If you want a girl, fish and veggies,
and rock the missionary position.

873
00:46:05,536 --> 00:46:08,373
That's not my walk,
and it's against the law.

874
00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:09,606
What law, Evelyn?

875
00:46:09,641 --> 00:46:12,644
According to the United States
Supreme Court, Roe v. Wade,

876
00:46:12,677 --> 00:46:15,813
embryos aren't even babies
until 12 weeks of pregnancy.

877
00:46:15,846 --> 00:46:18,682
- I don't follow no supreme court.
- What do you follow?

878
00:46:18,715 --> 00:46:21,652
I follow my Lord and Savior
and the King James Bible.

879
00:46:21,686 --> 00:46:24,756
I'm no expert but I have read
my Bible from cover to cover,

880
00:46:24,789 --> 00:46:28,193
ad I don't recall any scripture that
says you can't have a designer baby.

881
00:46:28,226 --> 00:46:30,894
- Then, you can't read.
- Did you order food?

882
00:46:30,927 --> 00:46:32,931
- Chinese.
- Did you order any...

883
00:46:32,963 --> 00:46:34,532
I order you
what you always get.

884
00:46:34,565 --> 00:46:36,032
That's how to impress
your producer.

885
00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:39,237
...unborn child. "You knit
me in my mother's womb," in psalms

886
00:46:39,269 --> 00:46:42,673
Oh, those vague metaphors in the Bible
that could be called upon to support...

887
00:46:42,706 --> 00:46:45,475
- She's goin' in hard tonight.
- That's what the network pays her for.

888
00:46:45,509 --> 00:46:46,876
I think it's because
she broke up with dude.

889
00:46:46,911 --> 00:46:49,581
- Maybe you should talk to her.
- I don't talk about our other lives.

890
00:46:49,614 --> 00:46:50,749
- You know why?
- Hm?

891
00:46:50,782 --> 00:46:53,418
'Cause I don't want anyone
telling me how to live mine.

892
00:46:53,451 --> 00:46:55,420
- You of all people should know that.
- Why? Because I'm gay?

893
00:46:55,452 --> 00:46:57,822
No. Because, one day,
you're gonna have your own radio show.

894
00:46:57,855 --> 00:46:59,724
When that happens, do you want
your producer telling you

895
00:46:59,757 --> 00:47:01,559
to change what got you
the show in the first place?

896
00:47:01,592 --> 00:47:03,760
- Is that why you had me call homegirl?
- She'll say what I can't.

897
00:47:03,793 --> 00:47:05,996
...on the sabbath
in order to make ends meet.

898
00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:07,832
And maybe,
it's by the grace of God

899
00:47:07,864 --> 00:47:11,902
that doctors have been blessed with the science
and intellect to choose the gender of a baby

900
00:47:11,936 --> 00:47:16,007
if the mother has a history of cervical
cancer, or other genetic diseases.

901
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:20,612
As a child in Sunday school, I was taught
that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

902
00:47:20,644 --> 00:47:23,815
Who's to say gender selection
isn't God's mysterious way?

903
00:47:23,847 --> 00:47:24,949
You goin' to hell.

904
00:47:24,983 --> 00:47:28,318
Not before I go online
and customize my designer baby

905
00:47:28,351 --> 00:47:31,255
complete with GPS and Wi-Fi compatibility.

906
00:47:31,956 --> 00:47:34,025
Okay, Simone, what's up?

907
00:47:34,057 --> 00:47:35,860
A friend of mine
wants to fly me out to LA,

908
00:47:35,893 --> 00:47:36,961
and I don't know
if I should go.

909
00:47:36,994 --> 00:47:39,497
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No, we just be kickin' it.

910
00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,298
- Has he shot up the club?
- What?

911
00:47:41,331 --> 00:47:43,534
- Have y'all had sex?
- It's not that type of party.

912
00:47:43,567 --> 00:47:45,335
We're just friends.
I know him from high school.

913
00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:47,939
- Is he gay?
- No. I know some chicks he knocked up.

914
00:47:47,972 --> 00:47:51,943
This is one of those situations where,
if you don't plan, you're planning to fail.

915
00:47:51,976 --> 00:47:56,414
- What do you mean?
- I'm sorry, but don't fly out if you don't plan on putting out.

916
00:47:56,447 --> 00:47:58,516
The only man who pays for
a woman's plane fare

917
00:47:58,548 --> 00:47:59,983
and doesn't expect anything
in return is her father.

918
00:48:00,016 --> 00:48:01,451
In return is her father.

919
00:48:01,485 --> 00:48:05,023
This man ain't your daddy, but he
probably wants to be your baby daddy.

920
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,324
And Xavier, what's good?

921
00:48:07,358 --> 00:48:09,760
I wanna piggyback
off that last call.

922
00:48:09,793 --> 00:48:11,096
Reverse cowgirl, climb on board.

923
00:48:11,128 --> 00:48:13,530
I've been thinking about flying
my girl out to visit next month.

924
00:48:13,563 --> 00:48:16,733
But plane tickets cost, and my bread
ain't really stacked like that right now.

925
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:19,369
- Are we talking about your girl-girl?
- Yeah, it's serious.

926
00:48:19,402 --> 00:48:20,871
How old is little
Miss Hot Pants?

927
00:48:20,905 --> 00:48:22,507
- Twenty-two.
- Make her pay half.

928
00:48:22,539 --> 00:48:24,909
That's bae right there.
You sure about that?

929
00:48:24,942 --> 00:48:28,945
If you don't, you'll be setting a serious
precedent and doing her a disservice.

930
00:48:28,978 --> 00:48:31,348
She's 22, if you don't
make her pay half,

931
00:48:31,382 --> 00:48:35,787
she's going to think men are going to be
sending for her for the rest of her life.

932
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,655
And we've got Warren.

933
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:40,391
I think my mom
stole my scag.

934
00:48:40,423 --> 00:48:42,059
Speaks volumes about
parental guidance.

935
00:48:42,092 --> 00:48:45,797
You sound a little butt-hurt, Warren.
Your mom's on that black tar witch hazel?

936
00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:50,534
Yeah, she's home, she's been all up
in my stash. Took my hook-up too.

937
00:48:50,568 --> 00:48:52,670
That's a crying shame.
Listen, Warren.

938
00:48:52,702 --> 00:48:53,871
Yeah, what's up?

939
00:48:53,903 --> 00:48:55,572
It is your civic duty to report
this crime to the police.

940
00:48:55,606 --> 00:49:00,712
So when I hang up, I want you to call them
and tell the exactly what you told me.

941
00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:01,645
Don't leave anything out.

942
00:49:01,679 --> 00:49:03,947
Yeah,
Moms can't be doing that.

943
00:49:05,416 --> 00:49:06,784
Yeah, you can't let her
take advantage of you like that.

944
00:49:06,817 --> 00:49:08,552
Now, do you have any smack left?

945
00:49:08,585 --> 00:49:10,420
I keep an emergency
supply on hand.

946
00:49:10,454 --> 00:49:12,789
Make sure you tell
the police about that,

947
00:49:12,822 --> 00:49:15,859
they'll need crime scene investigators
to compare it to the stolen scag.

948
00:49:15,893 --> 00:49:18,463
Thanks, Dame, I'm going
to get right on that.

949
00:49:18,496 --> 00:49:22,700
I'm reminded once again,
common sense isn't that common.

950
00:49:22,733 --> 00:49:24,469
We have Judith.

951
00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:26,436
Don't you think we need
better gun control?

952
00:49:26,469 --> 00:49:28,071
No, we need better
people control.

953
00:49:28,105 --> 00:49:31,809
If you look at rise in deaths of young,
African American men in States like...

954
00:49:31,842 --> 00:49:34,746
Look I've heard this all before, Judith,
what are you going to do about it?

955
00:49:34,778 --> 00:49:36,780
I'm not a politician,
that's up to...

956
00:49:36,813 --> 00:49:38,081
No, Judith, it's up to you.

957
00:49:38,114 --> 00:49:39,983
You want better gun control,
buy more guns.

958
00:49:40,016 --> 00:49:42,119
Well that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard in my life.

959
00:49:42,152 --> 00:49:46,456
Listen to reason, Judith. Florida has
like, what, three million Black people?

960
00:49:46,489 --> 00:49:49,993
I promise you, if they went to the mall
tomorrow morning, and bought 3 million guns,

961
00:49:50,027 --> 00:49:53,463
the powers that be would change
gun laws tomorrow afternoon.

962
00:49:53,496 --> 00:49:54,565
That's not going to help.

963
00:49:54,597 --> 00:49:56,768
Never underestimate
the power of racism.

964
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,070
The only thing white people are
more afraid of than people of color,

965
00:50:00,103 --> 00:50:01,806
are people of color with guns.

966
00:50:01,838 --> 00:50:03,708
That's just
playing into their hands.

967
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:06,009
No, that's taking your destiny
into your own hands.

968
00:50:06,043 --> 00:50:08,179
I'm cleaning my .357
Magnum right now.

969
00:50:08,211 --> 00:50:11,148
And if you want it, you'll need to
pry it from my cold, dead hands.

970
00:50:11,181 --> 00:50:12,416
Are you insane?

971
00:50:12,449 --> 00:50:14,152
I'm reloading!

972
00:50:17,655 --> 00:50:19,557
And, Tracey.

973
00:50:19,590 --> 00:50:21,893
Dame, this is Tracey again.

974
00:50:21,925 --> 00:50:25,630
Tracey, my Beyonce, Katy Perry,
Miley Cyrus wannabe,

975
00:50:25,663 --> 00:50:28,498
I thought you and Avery would be
playing blanket monster by now.

976
00:50:28,532 --> 00:50:29,967
Avery went home.

977
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,003
On his birthday?
Valentine's Day?

978
00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:32,903
He was tired.

979
00:50:32,936 --> 00:50:34,971
So, no gagging on
pubic floss tonight?

980
00:50:35,005 --> 00:50:36,441
He has to get up early.

981
00:50:36,474 --> 00:50:37,508
I don't believe you.

982
00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:38,976
I got no reason to...

983
00:50:39,009 --> 00:50:42,179
Too tired to smash the birthday box,
the night before Valentine's Day?

984
00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:44,649
You're the side chick,
or you're lying, Tracey.

985
00:50:44,681 --> 00:50:46,016
I'm nobody's
side anything.

986
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:48,519
It's okay, Tracey,
stay in your lane.

987
00:50:48,552 --> 00:50:53,891
I understand. Side chicks don't get major
holidays like birthdays, Valentine's Day,

988
00:50:53,923 --> 00:50:55,092
Thanksgiving and Christmas.

989
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:56,360
I get holidays!

990
00:50:56,393 --> 00:50:58,528
I've had enough of this.
You and I both know you're lying.

991
00:50:58,561 --> 00:50:59,896
Wait, listen...

992
00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:03,000
You can deny it 'til you die,
but we both know it's a lie, Tracey.

993
00:51:03,032 --> 00:51:05,068
There's no Avery,
no birthday, no.

994
00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:07,204
You're really being silly.

995
00:51:08,773 --> 00:51:11,209
Okay, you're partially right, okay?
I'm sorry, but I'm not the side chick.

996
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,878
That's funny because you're
sounding a lot like the side chick.

997
00:51:13,911 --> 00:51:16,981
I'm not the side chick! I just
wanted to sing on the radio.

998
00:51:17,014 --> 00:51:18,548
Okay, so you're the lying chick.

999
00:51:18,581 --> 00:51:22,052
Coming at me with, "It's my boyfriend's
birthday", this, that and the third.

1000
00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:24,521
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

1001
00:51:24,554 --> 00:51:26,990
Okay, okay, okay.
Apology accepted.

1002
00:51:27,023 --> 00:51:30,627
But since you've been scheming like a
sack chaser on NBA All-Star Weekend,

1003
00:51:30,661 --> 00:51:31,963
I'm going to let you sing.

1004
00:51:31,996 --> 00:51:33,298
What are you talking about?

1005
00:51:33,331 --> 00:51:36,099
Because sometimes we spend so
much time celebrating the winners,

1006
00:51:36,132 --> 00:51:37,701
that we don't cultivate
the beginners.

1007
00:51:37,735 --> 00:51:38,870
- Right now?
- Right now.

1008
00:51:38,902 --> 00:51:41,605
- Right now, right now?
- So nice you had to say it twice.

1009
00:51:41,639 --> 00:51:43,875
I don't know,
it's not that easy.

1010
00:51:43,907 --> 00:51:45,009
It is if you're a singer.

1011
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:46,076
I am a singer.

1012
00:51:46,110 --> 00:51:47,644
This is your shot,
come on with it.

1013
00:51:47,677 --> 00:51:50,181
If it's so easy, you sing, bitch!

1014
00:51:50,213 --> 00:51:53,083
Y'all gon' learn tonight.
Let's take it back.

1015
00:51:53,117 --> 00:51:54,218
How far back?

1016
00:51:54,251 --> 00:51:56,988
1967 on these
ratchet-ass bitches.

1017
00:52:05,563 --> 00:52:08,566
♪ 'Cause your touch
Your touch has grown cold

1018
00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:12,737
♪ As if someone else
Controls your very soul

1019
00:52:12,769 --> 00:52:17,041
♪ I fooled myself long as I can

1020
00:52:17,074 --> 00:52:20,845
♪ I can feel the presence
of another woman

1021
00:52:20,878 --> 00:52:23,548
♪ It's there when you
speak my name

1022
00:52:23,581 --> 00:52:25,149
♪ It's just not the same

1023
00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:28,885
♪ Ooh baby
Am I losing you

1024
00:52:28,918 --> 00:52:33,223
♪ It's in the air
It's everywhere

1025
00:52:33,257 --> 00:52:37,161
♪ Ooh baby
I'm losing you

1026
00:52:37,193 --> 00:52:40,697
♪ Losing you

1027
00:52:42,231 --> 00:52:44,168
♪ I don't wanna lose you

1028
00:52:44,201 --> 00:52:46,670
♪ No baby

1029
00:52:48,606 --> 00:52:53,277
♪ I can tell when you kiss
that tenderness I miss

1030
00:52:53,309 --> 00:52:56,713
♪ Ooh ooh I'm losing you

1031
00:52:56,746 --> 00:52:58,815
♪ I can feel it in my bones

1032
00:52:58,849 --> 00:53:00,718
♪ Any day you'll be gone

1033
00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:04,121
♪ Ooh baby I'm losing you

1034
00:53:04,153 --> 00:53:06,990
♪ Yes I'm losing you

1035
00:53:07,023 --> 00:53:10,761
♪ Ooh

1036
00:53:11,996 --> 00:53:14,065
♪ I don't wanna

1037
00:53:14,097 --> 00:53:15,699
♪ I don't wanna lose you

1038
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,301
♪ I don't wanna lose you

1039
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:19,336
♪ No baby

1040
00:53:19,369 --> 00:53:21,304
♪ I feel it in my bones

1041
00:53:21,338 --> 00:53:23,374
♪ I don't wanna lose you

1042
00:53:23,407 --> 00:53:26,010
♪ I don't wanna lose you

1043
00:53:26,043 --> 00:53:32,215
♪ Ooh ooh ♪

1044
00:53:32,248 --> 00:53:34,651
We'll be back in a heartbeat
after this commercial break

1045
00:53:34,684 --> 00:53:36,152
with more Real Talk.

1046
00:53:36,186 --> 00:53:39,757
Leader of the new school voice of the
young struggle, Dominique the Dame.

1047
00:53:43,159 --> 00:53:45,028
It's Rocket.

1048
00:53:45,061 --> 00:53:46,262
- Hey, babe.
- Jessica?

1049
00:53:46,295 --> 00:53:48,231
- Yeah.
- I'm so glad you called.

1050
00:53:48,264 --> 00:53:49,634
Really?

1051
00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:50,967
Yeah, I need your help.

1052
00:53:51,001 --> 00:53:52,737
Is that the only reason
you're glad I called?

1053
00:53:52,769 --> 00:53:54,838
That and the fact that we've
been dating for three years

1054
00:53:54,871 --> 00:53:57,207
and you let me ride your face
like a jock in the Kentucky Derby.

1055
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,945
I know you think that type
of talk works on me, but it doesn't.

1056
00:54:00,978 --> 00:54:03,146
Churchill Downs opens the second
I come home.

1057
00:54:04,681 --> 00:54:06,750
Okay, what can I help you with?

1058
00:54:06,784 --> 00:54:08,251
I'm being
discriminated against.

1059
00:54:08,284 --> 00:54:10,387
And you're basing this on what?

1060
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:11,688
A survey I just made up.

1061
00:54:11,722 --> 00:54:12,857
That consists of?

1062
00:54:12,889 --> 00:54:14,724
- That I'm a woman.
- So is your boss.

1063
00:54:14,757 --> 00:54:16,860
I'm not getting
adequate compensation.

1064
00:54:16,893 --> 00:54:19,429
You have a job that gives
you so much publicity,

1065
00:54:19,463 --> 00:54:24,268
that you can charge 10 times the amount that
you make by DJing at clubs on the weekend.

1066
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,168
True.

1067
00:54:25,202 --> 00:54:26,771
Do you think it's
because you're gay?

1068
00:54:26,804 --> 00:54:28,006
She doesn't care about that.

1069
00:54:28,773 --> 00:54:31,409
Okay, forget about
the discrimination thing

1070
00:54:31,442 --> 00:54:33,710
What aren't you getting
at work that you want?

1071
00:54:33,744 --> 00:54:35,880
I wanna be a talk radio host.

1072
00:54:35,913 --> 00:54:38,849
- Isn't that your boss's job?
- Yes.

1073
00:54:38,882 --> 00:54:41,018
So you see how that
could be a problem?

1074
00:54:41,050 --> 00:54:41,951
No.

1075
00:54:41,985 --> 00:54:44,320
How long have you
been working for Dame?

1076
00:54:44,353 --> 00:54:45,288
Can anyone hear you?

1077
00:54:45,322 --> 00:54:48,224
No. I'm in a patient's room.
He's in a coma.

1078
00:54:48,257 --> 00:54:50,160
- That's good.
- No it's not.

1079
00:54:50,193 --> 00:54:51,262
You know what I mean.

1080
00:54:51,295 --> 00:54:52,663
Hardly ever.

1081
00:54:52,697 --> 00:54:55,032
It's like six degrees of separation,
if your patient can hear you...

1082
00:54:55,065 --> 00:54:58,802
I know what six degrees of
separation means, Rocket.

1083
00:54:58,835 --> 00:55:00,804
And my patient's
not really in a coma.

1084
00:55:00,838 --> 00:55:01,939
Jessica, you just said...

1085
00:55:01,972 --> 00:55:05,308
I was messing with you.
He's fine. Just heavily sedated.

1086
00:55:05,342 --> 00:55:07,077
And you're hanging
out in his room?

1087
00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:08,179
To eat his lunch.

1088
00:55:08,211 --> 00:55:09,646
Seriously?

1089
00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:13,416
I forgot my lunch and Mr. Lawson
isn't about to wake up and eat his.

1090
00:55:13,449 --> 00:55:15,385
What the hell type of
doctor are you, anyway?

1091
00:55:15,418 --> 00:55:18,188
The type that saves
her patient's lives.

1092
00:55:22,492 --> 00:55:25,262
Mr. Lawson, are you
going to eat this?

1093
00:55:26,362 --> 00:55:27,698
No?

1094
00:55:28,197 --> 00:55:29,199
Thank you.

1095
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,168
Mm, that is very good.

1096
00:55:32,202 --> 00:55:33,404
You're no help.

1097
00:55:33,436 --> 00:55:35,338
How long have you
been working for Dame?

1098
00:55:35,371 --> 00:55:37,440
Why do you keep asking me that?

1099
00:55:37,474 --> 00:55:40,077
You were hired by Dame
a year ago as an intern,

1100
00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:43,814
six months later you were promoted to
engineer, with a significant pay hike,

1101
00:55:43,847 --> 00:55:44,982
and full medical.

1102
00:55:45,014 --> 00:55:46,449
Okay, so she looks out for me.

1103
00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:48,352
And now you wanna
be a talk radio host?

1104
00:55:48,385 --> 00:55:49,386
I'm ambitious.

1105
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:52,021
That's admirable.
And I'm sure it looks easy.

1106
00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:53,790
But do you know
how to do her job?

1107
00:55:53,824 --> 00:55:55,392
- I've been watching her.
- That's the problem.

1108
00:55:55,425 --> 00:55:57,995
People watch people do a job
and think that they can do it,

1109
00:55:58,027 --> 00:56:02,500
without actually having to learn and understand
the complexities and nuances to perform it.

1110
00:56:02,532 --> 00:56:06,269
Thank God doctors can't fake it 'til
they make it when practicing medicine.

1111
00:56:07,137 --> 00:56:08,139
So you're saying?

1112
00:56:09,907 --> 00:56:12,843
In the immortal words
of Kendrick Lamar...

1113
00:56:12,876 --> 00:56:15,847
- What?
- Sit down. Be humble.

1114
00:56:16,579 --> 00:56:18,048
We ready, Rocket?

1115
00:56:19,081 --> 00:56:21,985
Okay. I gotta go. You're right.

1116
00:56:22,018 --> 00:56:24,788
- Love you.
- Love you more.

1117
00:56:27,023 --> 00:56:30,027
Welcome back to Real Talk
with Dominique the Dame.

1118
00:56:30,059 --> 00:56:32,496
And Stephanie, you're on with
Dominique the Dame,

1119
00:56:32,528 --> 00:56:36,166
Real Talk, leader of the new
school, voice of the young struggle.

1120
00:56:37,099 --> 00:56:38,469
I'm afraid, Dame.

1121
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:41,172
What are you afraid of?
Lace front eyebrows?

1122
00:56:41,204 --> 00:56:43,807
- No I'm...
- Performance-enhancing drugs?

1123
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,210
I lost my husband in
the Afghanistan War.

1124
00:56:47,244 --> 00:56:48,546
He was a soldier?

1125
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:49,747
A marine.

1126
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:53,384
I'm sorry to hear that, Steph.
My prayers go out to you.

1127
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:56,886
And to all the soldiers who have lost
their lives in defense of this country.

1128
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,791
Thank you.
Thank you.

1129
00:57:00,992 --> 00:57:05,863
I don't know how to... I haven't been
on a date since my husband passed.

1130
00:57:05,896 --> 00:57:07,264
How long has it been?

1131
00:57:07,297 --> 00:57:11,235
A little over a year and
I'm scared. I'm afraid.

1132
00:57:11,268 --> 00:57:13,336
Do you have a rubber band?

1133
00:57:13,369 --> 00:57:15,373
- No.
- What about a hairband?

1134
00:57:16,273 --> 00:57:19,242
Um, yeah, I got a scrunchie.

1135
00:57:19,275 --> 00:57:21,878
- Would you do me a favor, Steph?
- Yeah.

1136
00:57:21,911 --> 00:57:25,481
Can you put the scrunchie on
your wrist? Could you do that for me?

1137
00:57:25,514 --> 00:57:26,884
Okay.

1138
00:57:27,684 --> 00:57:31,355
Okay. Now I want
you to tug on it.

1139
00:57:33,389 --> 00:57:35,458
- You feel it stretching?
- Yeah.

1140
00:57:35,492 --> 00:57:39,964
Now, imagine for a second
that the scrunchie is your life.

1141
00:57:40,563 --> 00:57:42,266
- My life?
- Yes.

1142
00:57:42,298 --> 00:57:45,603
And you're stretching
the boundaries of your life.

1143
00:57:45,635 --> 00:57:47,938
You're stepping outside
your comfort zones.

1144
00:57:49,672 --> 00:57:51,441
The idea's kind of exciting,
isn't it?

1145
00:57:52,108 --> 00:57:53,076
Yeah, it is.

1146
00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:55,079
Now, what's the first
thing you're gonna do,

1147
00:57:55,112 --> 00:57:57,615
now that you're stretching
the boundaries of your life?

1148
00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:59,583
Ask a guy out, go on a date.

1149
00:57:59,615 --> 00:58:04,954
That's good. And it's not just with
dating, but with everything.

1150
00:58:04,987 --> 00:58:07,957
I want you to wear that
rubber band on your wrist

1151
00:58:07,990 --> 00:58:11,929
to remind yourself every day
to stretch your boundaries.

1152
00:58:11,961 --> 00:58:13,097
Put yourself out there.

1153
00:58:13,130 --> 00:58:17,001
Turn today's ceiling into
tomorrow's floor. Go for it.

1154
00:58:17,034 --> 00:58:18,235
I'mma go for it, Dame.

1155
00:58:18,268 --> 00:58:20,471
Then let me hear you
speak it into existence.

1156
00:58:20,503 --> 00:58:25,407
I'mma stretch my boundaries,
turn today's ceiling into tomorrow's floor.

1157
00:58:25,409 --> 00:58:29,646
Beautiful.
Good for you, Steph.

1158
00:58:31,148 --> 00:58:34,251
And we have Amy, the new
queen of the Pink Kitty.

1159
00:58:34,284 --> 00:58:37,253
You're on Real Talk with
Dominique the Dame. Again.

1160
00:58:37,286 --> 00:58:39,289
You can be a real bitch,
you know that?

1161
00:58:39,322 --> 00:58:42,525
You're just rolling like a joint
tonight, aren't you, Amy?

1162
00:58:42,559 --> 00:58:43,727
One day,
you're gonna get yours.

1163
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,297
And you're gonna be
the one to give it to me?

1164
00:58:46,329 --> 00:58:47,364
I already have.

1165
00:58:47,396 --> 00:58:48,565
Aww, it's not even my birthday.

1166
00:58:48,597 --> 00:58:50,067
I sent you a text.

1167
00:58:50,099 --> 00:58:52,001
You sent me a text message?

1168
00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:55,505
Mm. Cute little Valentine's
video. I know you got it.

1169
00:58:55,539 --> 00:58:58,575
I don't know where you sent your
sordid little video, but it wasn't me.

1170
00:58:58,608 --> 00:59:02,680
Mmm. Dude leaves his phone lying
around, it was easy to get your number.

1171
00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,115
I took a peak while he
was in the shower.

1172
00:59:04,148 --> 00:59:07,985
You're delusional, Amy. I'm pretty
sure we don't run in the same circles.

1173
00:59:08,018 --> 00:59:11,956
Oh, yeah? We've been booking flights
on the same plane a while now,

1174
00:59:11,989 --> 00:59:15,159
and I got so comfortable,
I even started riding dirty.

1175
00:59:15,192 --> 00:59:17,327
Am I supposed to be impressed
by this, is that it?

1176
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,697
I just want you to know, you ain't
that special. You and I are the same.

1177
00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:23,167
Trick-ass bitch.

1178
00:59:23,199 --> 00:59:27,670
I got something you have.
And now you got something I have.

1179
00:59:27,704 --> 00:59:29,173
And what might that be?

1180
00:59:31,273 --> 00:59:32,509
Herpes.

1181
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,045
The gift that keeps giving.

1182
00:59:39,516 --> 00:59:41,652
If I were you, I'd get checked
first thing in the morning.

1183
00:59:41,684 --> 00:59:44,355
Oh, get a life, bitch!
Mine's taken.

1184
00:59:58,635 --> 01:00:02,173
You gotta love people who love you so
much, they want to be you.

1185
01:00:06,510 --> 01:00:07,411
Rick.

1186
01:00:07,445 --> 01:00:08,746
Someone can't stay
away tonight, can they?

1187
01:00:08,778 --> 01:00:12,750
Don't you think we should do
away with preferential treatment?

1188
01:00:12,782 --> 01:00:15,351
And give away my
private parking space? No.

1189
01:00:15,385 --> 01:00:17,087
You know what
I'm talking about.

1190
01:00:17,119 --> 01:00:20,223
The question is, do you know
what you're talking about, Rick?

1191
01:00:20,257 --> 01:00:23,226
I can sum it up in a word.
Affirmative action.

1192
01:00:23,260 --> 01:00:25,696
Well, first of all, we need to
get you a calculator,

1193
01:00:25,728 --> 01:00:28,798
because "affirmative action"
isn't one word, it's two words.

1194
01:00:28,831 --> 01:00:31,567
I got two more for you.
Reverse discrimination.

1195
01:00:31,601 --> 01:00:35,439
Because the only people being
discriminated against are white people.

1196
01:00:35,472 --> 01:00:38,542
For those of you who
aren't aware of affirmative action,

1197
01:00:38,574 --> 01:00:42,045
it was part of the Civil Rights Bill,
14th, 15th Amendment, look it up.

1198
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:46,617
designed to provide equal opportunities to
minorities who otherwise wouldn't get them,

1199
01:00:46,650 --> 01:00:47,751
because of racism.

1200
01:00:47,784 --> 01:00:50,086
I'm not saying that Black
people haven't had it bad.

1201
01:00:50,119 --> 01:00:51,521
Define bad, Rick.

1202
01:00:51,554 --> 01:00:54,457
Lynching. Slavery.
Institutionalized discrimination.

1203
01:00:54,490 --> 01:00:58,128
Oppression. And about 20 million
people murdered as a result of...

1204
01:00:58,161 --> 01:01:00,130
Why don't you tell
the truth about slavery?

1205
01:01:00,163 --> 01:01:02,498
It was Blacks who captured
fellow Blacks, in Africa,

1206
01:01:02,532 --> 01:01:05,402
and then sold their own
people to the Europeans.

1207
01:01:05,434 --> 01:01:09,773
You wanna blame slavery on African
Americans? Slavery was our fault?

1208
01:01:09,806 --> 01:01:11,442
Seriously?

1209
01:01:11,474 --> 01:01:14,210
This is why we need more than
one month for Black history.

1210
01:01:14,244 --> 01:01:17,414
I'm just saying that it's
not a sum zero game.

1211
01:01:17,447 --> 01:01:20,550
That Black people should shoulder
some of the responsibility,

1212
01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:22,452
for their complicity in
what happened to them.

1213
01:01:22,485 --> 01:01:25,288
Let's flip the script, Rick,
and see if you feel the same way.

1214
01:01:33,563 --> 01:01:36,700
Yo man, you think you can get
Dame to check out my mixtape?

1215
01:01:36,733 --> 01:01:39,570
- I'll see what I can do.
- All right, cool.

1216
01:01:39,603 --> 01:01:44,508
I want you to close your eyes and
imagine that Africans invaded Europe.

1217
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:47,211
Stole their land,
and their resources.

1218
01:01:47,244 --> 01:01:49,413
Broke into white
people's homes,

1219
01:01:49,445 --> 01:01:53,317
kidnapped like 12 million
men, women and children,

1220
01:01:53,349 --> 01:01:56,619
and sold them into
slavery in Africa.

1221
01:01:56,652 --> 01:02:00,890
And a few Europeans helped out of ignorance,
fear, or greed, pick your poison,

1222
01:02:00,923 --> 01:02:05,795
And Europeans were forced to work in the diamond
mines for hundreds and hundreds of years.

1223
01:02:05,829 --> 01:02:06,730
What you got there?

1224
01:02:06,764 --> 01:02:08,332
A new product
I'm checking out.

1225
01:02:08,364 --> 01:02:10,800
- That is?
- Allure by EPM.

1226
01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:13,269
- What's it do?
- You're really nosy, you know?

1227
01:02:13,302 --> 01:02:15,204
If you want your
food you'll tell me.

1228
01:02:15,237 --> 01:02:17,507
It's an anti-aging
hydration oil. Happy?

1229
01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:19,176
Does it work?

1230
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:22,211
Look at this face.
I'm 97 years old, and I look 25.

1231
01:02:22,244 --> 01:02:24,547
Not a very pretty
picture, is it Rick?

1232
01:02:24,581 --> 01:02:27,483
Okay. Nothing is perfect,
we all know that.

1233
01:02:27,516 --> 01:02:31,454
But for the most part, the debt has
been paid and everything is equal now.

1234
01:02:31,487 --> 01:02:35,358
Your penetrating insight is only matched
by your overwhelming ignorance, Rick.

1235
01:02:35,391 --> 01:02:40,429
What are you, blind? What about all the
millionaire Black athletes and rappers?

1236
01:02:40,463 --> 01:02:42,932
You even had a Black
president, for God's sake!

1237
01:02:42,965 --> 01:02:44,467
I can't believe this shit.

1238
01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:46,570
If that's not equal,
I don't know what is.

1239
01:02:46,603 --> 01:02:50,340
One African American president?
You don't know what equality is.

1240
01:02:50,373 --> 01:02:53,777
When African Americans
have generational wealth,

1241
01:02:53,809 --> 01:02:56,413
and 44 more African
American presidents,

1242
01:02:56,445 --> 01:02:59,516
then you can talk to
me about equality.

1243
01:03:01,684 --> 01:03:04,320
And we have Yvette on the line.

1244
01:03:04,353 --> 01:03:06,422
What's a good tattoo to get?

1245
01:03:06,456 --> 01:03:09,893
- How old are you?
- I'll be 22 in June.

1246
01:03:09,925 --> 01:03:13,596
I don't know what a good tattoo is,
I don't know what a bad tattoo is,

1247
01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,532
I don't even know if
there is such a thing.

1248
01:03:15,565 --> 01:03:19,269
Having said that, I look
at tattoos like graffiti.

1249
01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:24,541
I can appreciate the artistic expression, but
ultimately I feel the building was marred.

1250
01:03:24,574 --> 01:03:25,842
Marred? What's that mean?

1251
01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:28,478
Something they don't
teach in public schools.

1252
01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:29,646
Huh? What?

1253
01:03:29,679 --> 01:03:31,782
Defaced. Spoiled. Ruined.

1254
01:03:31,815 --> 01:03:33,250
Oh, right, I knew that.

1255
01:03:33,282 --> 01:03:34,617
Of course you did.

1256
01:03:34,650 --> 01:03:38,355
One more thing, Yvette.
I know tattoos seem hot when you're young,

1257
01:03:38,387 --> 01:03:40,990
but you have to remember,
tattoos are forever.

1258
01:03:41,023 --> 01:03:42,692
Like herpes.

1259
01:03:42,726 --> 01:03:46,262
And you gotta think about your future because
what works today, may not work tomorrow.

1260
01:03:46,295 --> 01:03:49,498
And you don't wanna be the parent
who shows up to the PTA meeting,

1261
01:03:49,532 --> 01:03:52,302
with a "I'm a rough rider"
tattoo splashed across your neck,

1262
01:03:52,335 --> 01:03:53,836
and blisters on your vagina.

1263
01:03:53,869 --> 01:03:56,272
Ma!

1264
01:03:56,306 --> 01:03:58,008
And, Paul, you're on Real Talk.

1265
01:03:58,041 --> 01:03:59,910
I got a situation
with my girl.

1266
01:03:59,943 --> 01:04:01,478
What type of situation?

1267
01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:03,779
She's kinda like
a lightweight klepto.

1268
01:04:03,813 --> 01:04:04,948
Your girl is a thief?

1269
01:04:04,981 --> 01:04:07,384
Not like robbing banks or
boosting stuff at the mall.

1270
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:09,920
I mean, she might, but I don't
know anything about that.

1271
01:04:09,952 --> 01:04:11,255
So what's her get down?

1272
01:04:11,288 --> 01:04:12,456
I think she's stealing
my vitamins.

1273
01:04:12,489 --> 01:04:15,358
If she's stealing your vitamins,
how do you know it's her?

1274
01:04:15,391 --> 01:04:17,493
We're the only two that
live up in that joint.

1275
01:04:17,527 --> 01:04:20,396
She's your girl. Don't you want
to share your vitamins with her?

1276
01:04:20,429 --> 01:04:21,530
She just wants to
be healthy too.

1277
01:04:21,565 --> 01:04:24,400
I probably wouldn't be
tripping, but I get migraines.

1278
01:04:24,434 --> 01:04:27,336
I pop open a aspirin bottle
and it's empty, nothing.

1279
01:04:27,369 --> 01:04:29,605
Like opening a carton
of milk and no milk.

1280
01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:31,608
Except with
vitamins and aspirin.

1281
01:04:31,641 --> 01:04:33,010
See? You feel me?

1282
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,077
That's very interesting, Paul.

1283
01:04:34,110 --> 01:04:36,612
You may want to run
a credit check on your girl,

1284
01:04:36,646 --> 01:04:40,917
make sure she hasn't done any time,
got a record or has negrophobia.

1285
01:04:40,949 --> 01:04:42,284
Negro what?

1286
01:04:42,318 --> 01:04:45,789
We have news and weather coming
up, we'll be back in a flash

1287
01:04:45,822 --> 01:04:47,724
with more Real Talk,
more calls and more Dominique the Dame,

1288
01:04:47,757 --> 01:04:49,860
leader of the new school...

1289
01:04:49,893 --> 01:04:51,762
Oh, my God, hello!

1290
01:04:51,795 --> 01:04:54,898
Oh, it's so good to see you.

1291
01:04:54,931 --> 01:04:56,500
What are you doing here?

1292
01:04:56,532 --> 01:04:58,768
Andre called, said you were
having a bit of a night.

1293
01:04:58,802 --> 01:05:02,639
- Oh he did, did he?
- Oh, come on, that's what good producers do.

1294
01:05:02,672 --> 01:05:03,940
Nice to see you, Nicole.

1295
01:05:03,972 --> 01:05:05,308
Oh, good to see you.

1296
01:05:05,342 --> 01:05:07,778
I am such a big
fan of your work.

1297
01:05:07,811 --> 01:05:08,778
Thank you.

1298
01:05:08,811 --> 01:05:11,080
I have to take a picture
with you. Do you mind?

1299
01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,615
Okay.

1300
01:05:12,648 --> 01:05:15,719
My girlfriend's going to freak
out when she finds out I met you.

1301
01:05:18,021 --> 01:05:19,823
Okay, one with me.

1302
01:05:25,027 --> 01:05:27,330
- Thank you. Gracias.
- No problem. Uh huh.

1303
01:05:27,364 --> 01:05:28,597
Can you guys give us a minute?

1304
01:05:28,630 --> 01:05:30,400
- Yeah.
- Sure, okay.

1305
01:05:35,771 --> 01:05:36,907
I got your Christmas card.

1306
01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:40,943
And I got yours. I have it
earmarked for my scrapbook.

1307
01:05:40,976 --> 01:05:45,481
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the party.
I was, you know, working.

1308
01:05:45,782 --> 01:05:47,384
No worries.

1309
01:05:47,983 --> 01:05:50,353
So how you doing, Dominique?

1310
01:05:52,422 --> 01:05:53,824
I don't know.

1311
01:05:55,592 --> 01:05:58,394
So much is going on, I just, uh,

1312
01:05:59,128 --> 01:06:00,963
I feel like I'm suddenly
out of my depth.

1313
01:06:00,996 --> 01:06:07,103
This, coming from the young woman
who has the wisdom of Solomon?

1314
01:06:07,137 --> 01:06:10,341
I swear to God, Nic, I'm shook.

1315
01:06:13,041 --> 01:06:14,877
You need another hug?

1316
01:06:14,911 --> 01:06:16,613
Yes, please.

1317
01:06:23,753 --> 01:06:25,489
Welcome to the majors.

1318
01:06:26,021 --> 01:06:28,090
You going to help me out?

1319
01:06:28,123 --> 01:06:29,892
That's what I'm here for.

1320
01:06:39,702 --> 01:06:44,675
We're going in five,
four, three, two.

1321
01:06:46,443 --> 01:06:48,011
Welcome
back to Real Talk.

1322
01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:52,883
I'm Dominique the Dame, leader of the
new school, voice of the young struggle.

1323
01:06:52,916 --> 01:06:57,421
We have a special guest.
Writer, producer, political commentator,

1324
01:06:57,454 --> 01:07:00,023
actor, media critic,
and television host.

1325
01:07:00,056 --> 01:07:05,028
As a television host, she's well known for
her political talk show, Alternate Theory,

1326
01:07:05,061 --> 01:07:07,764
I know her as a mentor
and good friend.

1327
01:07:07,797 --> 01:07:10,900
Please welcome the most
incredible, Nicky Reed.

1328
01:07:10,934 --> 01:07:15,872
Well, thank you, Dominique, I appreciate
you mentioning all of my accomplishments.

1329
01:07:15,905 --> 01:07:18,909
But the most important thing
I have been doing recently,

1330
01:07:18,942 --> 01:07:23,012
is to take an interest in
suicide awareness and prevention.

1331
01:07:23,045 --> 01:07:25,748
A lot of people don't
know that side of you,

1332
01:07:25,782 --> 01:07:30,720
and I appreciate you getting out of your bed and
coming to the studio to talk to our listeners.

1333
01:07:30,753 --> 01:07:35,492
For those who've been tuned in, we had a young
lady, Mellisa, call in earlier this evening,

1334
01:07:35,525 --> 01:07:37,594
contemplating suicide.

1335
01:07:37,626 --> 01:07:40,063
I don't know what's going on,
but I hope she's listening.

1336
01:07:40,096 --> 01:07:45,001
As I was saying earlier, I have been
working to shine a light on an issue

1337
01:07:45,034 --> 01:07:47,938
that has been becoming
an epidemic.

1338
01:07:47,971 --> 01:07:53,809
For instance, people don't know that more
people die from suicide than in car accidents.

1339
01:07:53,842 --> 01:07:57,213
Hmm. What group is
at risk the most?

1340
01:07:57,246 --> 01:07:58,815
Teenagers and young adults.

1341
01:07:58,847 --> 01:08:03,119
They are at the most risk
ever in recorded history.

1342
01:08:03,152 --> 01:08:07,490
And a lot of that is because of
the Internet and text messaging.

1343
01:08:07,523 --> 01:08:11,260
We now live in a world where young people
can be covertly bullied and ridiculed,

1344
01:08:11,293 --> 01:08:12,494
without anyone knowing.

1345
01:08:12,528 --> 01:08:16,199
Oh, yes, you're right.
The second leading cause of death,

1346
01:08:16,231 --> 01:08:20,569
between the ages of
10 and 24, suicide.

1347
01:08:20,603 --> 01:08:26,842
More young people die from suicide
than AIDS, birth defects, pneumonia,

1348
01:08:26,876 --> 01:08:28,845
emphysema, combined.

1349
01:08:28,877 --> 01:08:30,246
Now you think about that.

1350
01:08:30,279 --> 01:08:32,047
It's a serious problem.

1351
01:08:32,081 --> 01:08:33,382
Oh, yes it is.

1352
01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:39,189
And unless parents can get access
to their kids' social media,

1353
01:08:39,221 --> 01:08:44,627
they almost have no transparency
to what is going on in their lives.

1354
01:08:44,661 --> 01:08:47,864
The one defense
against this epidemic,

1355
01:08:47,896 --> 01:08:50,266
starts in the home with
a simple conversation.

1356
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,770
You have got to
talk to your kids.

1357
01:08:53,802 --> 01:08:57,306
You've got to talk to your kids,
and I'm not saying to interrogate them

1358
01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:03,212
for an answer, but you have got to be vigilant
about what is going on in their lives.

1359
01:09:03,246 --> 01:09:08,752
So, the most important thing we can do is
what I tell young people all the time. Talk.

1360
01:09:08,784 --> 01:09:13,189
If you have a problem, tell someone about it
and they may be able to give you an answer,

1361
01:09:13,221 --> 01:09:14,623
or a solution that can help you.

1362
01:09:14,657 --> 01:09:18,228
Yes, you're right. And trust and
believe me, whatever the problem is,

1363
01:09:18,261 --> 01:09:20,063
you are not
the first to have it.

1364
01:09:20,095 --> 01:09:23,766
You are not the first to think
about committing suicide.

1365
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:27,604
People don't talk about it
because there is a stigma

1366
01:09:27,636 --> 01:09:30,639
of being weak, or being crazy
that is attached to it,

1367
01:09:30,672 --> 01:09:33,143
but all of us have thought
about it at one time or another.

1368
01:09:33,176 --> 01:09:35,178
It's normal. Just don't do it.

1369
01:09:35,211 --> 01:09:37,180
Just don't do it.

1370
01:09:37,212 --> 01:09:41,283
Because to prevent this stigma,
we have got to find a way to stop it.

1371
01:09:41,317 --> 01:09:45,755
You cannot help someone if you
do not know they have a problem.

1372
01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:47,690
So talking saves lives.

1373
01:09:47,724 --> 01:09:51,328
Yes, that's why I
do talk for a living.

1374
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,064
And why you're
taking our next caller.

1375
01:09:54,096 --> 01:09:55,965
Ooh! Okay.

1376
01:09:55,998 --> 01:09:59,034
You are on the Real Talk
with Nicole Reed.

1377
01:09:59,068 --> 01:10:01,204
Happy Valentine's Day, Nicole.

1378
01:10:01,237 --> 01:10:02,372
I love your show.

1379
01:10:02,404 --> 01:10:04,873
So what's going on
in your life, Gina?

1380
01:10:04,907 --> 01:10:07,277
- I don't know.
- Are you sure about that?

1381
01:10:07,310 --> 01:10:08,712
How come...

1382
01:10:09,746 --> 01:10:11,681
How come I ain't got nobody?

1383
01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:13,716
Ain't got no Valentine.

1384
01:10:15,018 --> 01:10:17,688
I got two kids,
but I still look good.

1385
01:10:18,954 --> 01:10:20,023
Fun to be with.

1386
01:10:20,055 --> 01:10:22,625
Oh, it's a struggle to
be a single mother.

1387
01:10:22,658 --> 01:10:24,293
You're going to have
to stop competing.

1388
01:10:24,327 --> 01:10:25,762
Competing in what?

1389
01:10:25,795 --> 01:10:28,731
In the greatest indoor
sports in the world.

1390
01:10:29,198 --> 01:10:30,200
What?

1391
01:10:30,867 --> 01:10:31,735
Pity.

1392
01:10:31,768 --> 01:10:33,837
Self-pity. You're
having a pity party.

1393
01:10:33,869 --> 01:10:35,671
I'm not having a
pity party, Nicole.

1394
01:10:35,704 --> 01:10:37,774
Yes, you are, I can
hear it in your voice.

1395
01:10:37,806 --> 01:10:42,045
All the girls at your job are
having Valentine plans,

1396
01:10:42,078 --> 01:10:43,513
and you don't have any.

1397
01:10:43,546 --> 01:10:46,416
You go through the mall, you walk
through, and everything is amplified,

1398
01:10:46,448 --> 01:10:49,118
there's flowers,
and candy, and couples

1399
01:10:49,152 --> 01:10:50,720
It's not fair, Nicole.

1400
01:10:50,752 --> 01:10:53,389
No, it is not fair.

1401
01:10:53,422 --> 01:10:55,391
But you're going
to be all right.

1402
01:10:55,425 --> 01:10:56,860
How do you know?

1403
01:10:56,893 --> 01:11:00,296
When I was a kid, I loved dance.

1404
01:11:00,328 --> 01:11:04,733
And my father promised to take me
to see the Alvin Ailey Dancers.

1405
01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:08,404
Oh, it was a big deal,
all of my friends were going,

1406
01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:13,342
and I felt that if I didn't get a chance
to go, I was just gonna die, die, die.

1407
01:11:13,376 --> 01:11:19,149
It was one of the most important
points in my life at that time.

1408
01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:20,483
So what happened?

1409
01:11:20,516 --> 01:11:24,753
Something happened at my father's
work and he couldn't take me,

1410
01:11:24,787 --> 01:11:26,789
so I didn't get a chance to go.

1411
01:11:26,823 --> 01:11:29,960
I cried myself to
sleep that night.

1412
01:11:31,394 --> 01:11:33,130
I woke the next morning,

1413
01:11:34,096 --> 01:11:35,164
and guess what?

1414
01:11:35,198 --> 01:11:36,199
I don't know.

1415
01:11:38,134 --> 01:11:39,269
I was all right.

1416
01:11:42,270 --> 01:11:43,773
She's really good.

1417
01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:45,675
She's not here
because she's bad.

1418
01:11:46,475 --> 01:11:50,779
Yes. We learn these hard
lessons eventually, Gina.

1419
01:11:50,813 --> 01:11:53,149
So you are gonna be all right.

1420
01:11:53,181 --> 01:11:54,216
Now, you have a good night.

1421
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:58,054
Thank you for coming in,
Nicole. I appreciate you.

1422
01:11:58,087 --> 01:11:59,455
No problem.

1423
01:11:59,488 --> 01:12:04,126
And if you find yourself in a dark
place or have a crisis like Gina,

1424
01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:08,164
feel free to call the National
Suicide Prevention Lifeline.

1425
01:12:08,899 --> 01:12:11,201
Also, if you're listening,
Mellisa,

1426
01:12:11,234 --> 01:12:13,903
or if anyone knows Mellisa,
please call us.

1427
01:12:13,935 --> 01:12:15,438
We want to make sure she's okay.

1428
01:12:15,470 --> 01:12:19,141
You're listening to Real Talk on NU
America Radio with Domonique the Dame.

1429
01:12:19,175 --> 01:12:21,478
leader of the new school,
voice of the young struggle.

1430
01:12:21,511 --> 01:12:25,849
We have news and weather and then
we'll be back with more Real Talk.

1431
01:12:28,384 --> 01:12:29,819
Glad you could make it.

1432
01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:31,453
Thank you,
you're appreciated.

1433
01:12:31,487 --> 01:12:36,126
And you are welcome. If I enlightened
one person, it was worth it.

1434
01:12:36,158 --> 01:12:37,259
I'm gonna walk Nicole out.

1435
01:13:00,283 --> 01:13:01,484
I'm sorry.

1436
01:13:01,518 --> 01:13:04,820
I have to apologize,
I'm a little off of my game tonight.

1437
01:13:04,854 --> 01:13:08,258
Sounded great to me.
What's goin' on?

1438
01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:11,795
Besides suicide girl,
Robert cheated on me.

1439
01:13:11,828 --> 01:13:13,530
I'm feelin' some kind
of way about it.

1440
01:13:13,563 --> 01:13:15,798
Well, that's why
I never married.

1441
01:13:15,832 --> 01:13:17,000
No, it's not.

1442
01:13:17,033 --> 01:13:19,803
Yeah, well.

1443
01:13:19,836 --> 01:13:22,271
I did wonder
when it was gonna happen.

1444
01:13:22,305 --> 01:13:24,140
Me and Robert
breakin' up?

1445
01:13:24,172 --> 01:13:25,841
No.

1446
01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:28,877
How long have you been
workin' on this job?

1447
01:13:28,911 --> 01:13:30,846
It's been a minute.

1448
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:34,417
And this is the first time
I've been on your show.

1449
01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:37,386
I discovered you,
I got you this job,

1450
01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:40,289
I even gave you
your name,

1451
01:13:40,323 --> 01:13:42,358
Domonique the Dame.

1452
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:44,493
Which is why
I haven't invited you.

1453
01:13:44,527 --> 01:13:46,462
It's not ego.

1454
01:13:46,494 --> 01:13:48,898
You saw the way
my staff reacted.

1455
01:13:48,930 --> 01:13:53,402
You may not be aware of it, but no one
sees anyone else when you're in the room.

1456
01:13:53,435 --> 01:13:55,237
Oh, Domonique.

1457
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,905
Syndicated,

1458
01:13:56,939 --> 01:13:59,409
forty-nine markets,

1459
01:13:59,442 --> 01:14:01,578
millions of listeners,

1460
01:14:01,610 --> 01:14:05,480
jokes and hang-ups aside,
they are calling for you.

1461
01:14:05,514 --> 01:14:10,453
Most of 'em are lost and
confused, looking for answers,

1462
01:14:10,485 --> 01:14:13,323
but their calling
is really prayers.

1463
01:14:13,355 --> 01:14:17,260
Terrified little prayers
in the dead of night.

1464
01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:19,595
They're calling because
they wanna hear your voice.

1465
01:14:19,628 --> 01:14:22,398
They want to listen
to your answers.

1466
01:14:22,430 --> 01:14:24,067
These people care about you.

1467
01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:26,870
It doesn't matter
who else is in the room.

1468
01:14:31,506 --> 01:14:33,342
Listen,

1469
01:14:33,376 --> 01:14:35,979
call me every 30 minutes.

1470
01:14:36,011 --> 01:14:39,381
I wanna know what happens
with this girl, okay?

1471
01:14:39,414 --> 01:14:41,149
So, you're not goin'
to sleep?

1472
01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:44,621
There's things worse than losing sleep.

1473
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:47,156
And don't worry,

1474
01:14:47,189 --> 01:14:50,026
Robert?
You gonna be all right.

1475
01:15:13,282 --> 01:15:14,384
Hey.

1476
01:15:17,153 --> 01:15:18,454
How's the lines?

1477
01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:20,523
- Sizzling.
- Suicide girl?

1478
01:15:20,555 --> 01:15:22,224
Nothing.

1479
01:15:22,257 --> 01:15:24,193
Thirty seconds.

1480
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:32,402
Huh, Dame?

1481
01:15:35,171 --> 01:15:37,007
We're supposed
to be best friends.

1482
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,377
Ten seconds.

1483
01:15:46,015 --> 01:15:47,417
What should I do now?

1484
01:15:47,449 --> 01:15:49,484
- Play a record.
- What?

1485
01:15:49,518 --> 01:15:50,653
I meant a song.

1486
01:15:50,685 --> 01:15:53,389
You wanted to go on the radio,
but this is Dame's show.

1487
01:15:53,421 --> 01:15:55,125
Do it and do it now, Rocket.

1488
01:16:00,029 --> 01:16:02,031
You gonna disrespect me?

1489
01:16:02,064 --> 01:16:04,467
Huh, Huh, Dame?
Why are you so quiet?

1490
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,168
You talk for a livin', bitch.

1491
01:16:06,202 --> 01:16:09,305
Huh? Huh? Huh?

1492
01:16:09,337 --> 01:16:12,007
Oh, and too afraid
You about to die.

1493
01:16:14,210 --> 01:16:17,246
Hey, this is your girl Rocket
on the radio,

1494
01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:23,319
bringing you an incredible musical
interlude to sooth the savage in ya.

1495
01:16:23,351 --> 01:16:27,622
Sit back, relax
and let Rocket handle it.

1496
01:17:03,693 --> 01:17:06,628
Remember the name,
Domonique the Dame.

1497
01:17:06,662 --> 01:17:09,632
I'm the trick-ass bitch that
kicked your fuckin' ass.

1498
01:17:09,664 --> 01:17:11,134
Security! Security!

1499
01:17:14,436 --> 01:17:15,470
You okay?

1500
01:17:15,503 --> 01:17:16,605
I've been better.

1501
01:17:18,306 --> 01:17:21,144
Take her into custody.
Call the police.

1502
01:17:32,354 --> 01:17:33,822
Dame, Dame.

1503
01:17:33,855 --> 01:17:37,226
- We got her, Mellisa, suicide girl is on the line.
- Come on, Let's go.

1504
01:17:49,572 --> 01:17:52,408
You're on Real Talk with
Dominque the Dame, Mellisa?

1505
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:55,211
Uh-huh.
- I'm here, Mellisa.

1506
01:17:55,243 --> 01:17:58,146
Please help me.

1507
01:17:58,180 --> 01:17:59,615
Tell me where you are.

1508
01:18:00,649 --> 01:18:02,118
I'm at Pap's.

1509
01:18:02,150 --> 01:18:03,752
Pap? Who's Pap?

1510
01:18:03,786 --> 01:18:04,654
He's my uncle.

1511
01:18:04,686 --> 01:18:08,157
It's so hard to stay awake.

1512
01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:11,527
You're doing good, Mellisa,
I just need an address.

1513
01:18:12,127 --> 01:18:15,430
I... I don't know...

1514
01:18:15,463 --> 01:18:17,800
I just...

1515
01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:20,435
I just came here
to have the baby.

1516
01:18:21,404 --> 01:18:25,241
Pap works at the garage
around the corner.

1517
01:18:25,274 --> 01:18:27,243
Is it a house, apartment?

1518
01:18:28,810 --> 01:18:30,746
Mellisa?

1519
01:18:30,779 --> 01:18:32,782
It's a house.

1520
01:18:32,814 --> 01:18:34,550
What about the name
of the street?

1521
01:18:36,752 --> 01:18:39,122
What's the name
of the street?

1522
01:18:40,421 --> 01:18:41,623
Mellisa?

1523
01:18:41,657 --> 01:18:43,226
Mellisa?

1524
01:18:46,261 --> 01:18:50,732
Okay, boys and girls, I know when
you call me, you're looking for help.

1525
01:18:50,765 --> 01:18:53,135
And I do the best
I can for you.

1526
01:18:53,168 --> 01:18:56,338
But tonight, tonight,
I need your help.

1527
01:18:56,372 --> 01:19:00,243
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
use whatever you got,

1528
01:19:00,275 --> 01:19:02,677
but we need to find
this girl.

1529
01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:04,247
This is what we know.

1530
01:19:04,279 --> 01:19:07,349
Mellisa is 16,
lives in a house in the Valley

1531
01:19:07,382 --> 01:19:09,251
around the corner
from a garage.

1532
01:19:09,284 --> 01:19:11,820
We don't know
if it's a parking garage.

1533
01:19:11,854 --> 01:19:14,457
An auto repair garage.

1534
01:19:14,489 --> 01:19:17,393
Her uncle works there,
his name is Pap.

1535
01:19:17,426 --> 01:19:22,532
Pap, most likely a nickname, maybe,
for Patrick, Patterson, Paul.

1536
01:19:23,099 --> 01:19:24,766
You gotta get him
out of here.

1537
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,302
- Who?
- Robert, he's a distraction.

1538
01:19:27,336 --> 01:19:31,641
Pap is probably in his late
40s, early 50s, maybe.

1539
01:19:31,673 --> 01:19:35,578
If anyone knows anything,
call us, our lines are open.

1540
01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:41,516
If you don't want to go on air,
you can email me at thedame@realtalk.com

1541
01:19:41,550 --> 01:19:43,351
Help me save a life.

1542
01:19:43,385 --> 01:19:45,421
Kevin, you're on.

1543
01:19:47,422 --> 01:19:49,391
- Robert.
- What's the chance I get a minute with her?

1544
01:19:49,425 --> 01:19:52,360
- Yo.
- Hi, do you know anything about Mellisa?

1545
01:19:52,394 --> 01:19:54,597
- No, but, you know, what I think?
- Entertain me.

1546
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:57,533
I think that girl,
the one that said she took some pills...

1547
01:19:57,565 --> 01:19:59,702
- She's pretty busy right now.
- I just need a minute.

1548
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:02,470
- I can't let you put your shit in the middle of the show.
- Shit, what shit?

1549
01:20:02,503 --> 01:20:04,907
Whatever shit caused janitorial to
have to come to the staff lounge

1550
01:20:04,939 --> 01:20:06,708
the last time you dropped by.

1551
01:20:06,742 --> 01:20:09,912
- Mellisa...
- She's fakin' it, that part.

1552
01:20:09,944 --> 01:20:12,747
That's a profound
and deep observation, Kevin.

1553
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,283
- For real?
- No.

1554
01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:15,952
I really need to talk to her.

1555
01:20:15,984 --> 01:20:18,253
You can wait in the lounge
until after the show.

1556
01:20:26,795 --> 01:20:28,230
And Marcella?

1557
01:20:28,264 --> 01:20:29,599
I got a flat tire once.

1558
01:20:29,631 --> 01:20:31,099
Good for you.

1559
01:20:31,134 --> 01:20:33,836
No. No, no, no. This guy helped me
fix my tire. I think his name was Pap.

1560
01:20:33,868 --> 01:20:36,771
- Where was this?
- At a tire place on Sequoia Street...

1561
01:20:36,805 --> 01:20:40,743
I don't know where exactly because I was
in a rush and a little high at that time.

1562
01:20:40,775 --> 01:20:42,043
Thanks, Marcella.

1563
01:20:42,078 --> 01:20:44,614
How many tire repair shops can
be there be on Sequoia Street?

1564
01:20:44,646 --> 01:20:48,417
Anyone else know about
this spot. Joe, you're on Real Talk.

1565
01:20:48,449 --> 01:20:50,853
Uh, I think that Marcella chick
got it all wrong.

1566
01:20:50,886 --> 01:20:52,354
What did she get wrong, Joe?

1567
01:20:52,387 --> 01:20:56,492
I live out that way. I mean,
there's no tire repair shop on that street.

1568
01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:57,960
Where is it?

1569
01:20:57,993 --> 01:21:01,597
I don't know, I mean,
there's a smog test place on that street.

1570
01:21:01,630 --> 01:21:05,001
I think that Marcella chick might
have had it mistaken for that.

1571
01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:07,737
Thanks, Joe.
And, Rick, you're on Real Talk.

1572
01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:09,705
I'm kinda busy right
now, but what you wanna talk about?

1573
01:21:09,738 --> 01:21:11,274
Which was worse,
slavery or the Holocaust?

1574
01:21:11,306 --> 01:21:13,275
I know where that girl is.

1575
01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:16,746
She don't live
by no tire place.

1576
01:21:16,779 --> 01:21:19,615
That guy was right.
She lives near that smog place.

1577
01:21:19,648 --> 01:21:20,783
How do you know?

1578
01:21:20,815 --> 01:21:21,751
I gave her a ride before.

1579
01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:23,184
What do you mean
you gave her a ride before?

1580
01:21:23,219 --> 01:21:27,989
I'm a Uber driver. she dropped her
Kleenex, cute little Mexican girl.

1581
01:21:28,023 --> 01:21:29,557
Don't play with me, Rick.

1582
01:21:29,591 --> 01:21:33,929
I'm not playing, she was pregnant and
didn't seem none too happy about it either.

1583
01:21:33,962 --> 01:21:36,599
You remember where you took her?

1584
01:21:36,631 --> 01:21:39,801
I think it was Quakertown,
I'm turning around now.

1585
01:21:45,707 --> 01:21:47,743
You know what
her address is, Rick?

1586
01:21:48,377 --> 01:21:50,046
Kinda.

1587
01:21:50,078 --> 01:21:55,451
I didn't see which house she went
into when she got out, but...

1588
01:21:55,484 --> 01:21:57,420
I know it was here somewhere.

1589
01:22:09,364 --> 01:22:12,734
Rick, which house is it?
Rick?

1590
01:22:22,877 --> 01:22:24,913
Rick, are you still with us?

1591
01:22:29,717 --> 01:22:30,685
Rick?

1592
01:22:30,719 --> 01:22:32,887
Give me a second,
I'm thinking, damn it.

1593
01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,624
This girl could be dead, Rick.

1594
01:22:35,457 --> 01:22:38,094
I think it's 7415.

1595
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,729
Notify the police.

1596
01:22:43,564 --> 01:22:46,701
I don't know, Dame,
I got a bad feeling about this.

1597
01:22:46,734 --> 01:22:48,703
Like you said,
she could be dead.

1598
01:22:48,737 --> 01:22:51,373
Just relax, the police and
ambulance are on their way.

1599
01:22:51,407 --> 01:22:53,509
We'll have an ambulance
right out there for you, okay?

1600
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:54,810
Yes, sir.

1601
01:22:54,844 --> 01:22:57,846
We can't wait, we can't wait.
I'm gonna go up to the house.

1602
01:23:08,189 --> 01:23:10,792
Knock on the door,
ring the doorbell.

1603
01:23:19,033 --> 01:23:21,103
If someone answers, tell them...

1604
01:23:21,136 --> 01:23:22,905
Lights are on,
but, no one's answering.

1605
01:23:22,938 --> 01:23:25,507
The police and
ambulance are on their way.

1606
01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:28,577
I don't know.
I got a bad feelin' about this.

1607
01:23:28,609 --> 01:23:29,644
Me, too.

1608
01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,583
- Wait.
- Then do something.

1609
01:23:41,088 --> 01:23:42,524
I'm in.

1610
01:23:43,792 --> 01:23:44,861
Is Mellisa there?

1611
01:23:45,661 --> 01:23:46,729
Wait.

1612
01:23:46,761 --> 01:23:48,630
Wait for what?

1613
01:24:10,085 --> 01:24:11,753
Wait up, Dame.

1614
01:24:12,287 --> 01:24:13,689
I think she's dead.

1615
01:24:14,355 --> 01:24:15,957
Check her pulse.

1616
01:24:16,425 --> 01:24:18,427
See if she has a pulse.

1617
01:24:24,099 --> 01:24:25,802
I'm checking.

1618
01:24:26,969 --> 01:24:28,938
She's not breathing.

1619
01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:32,707
Okay, Rick, what I need you to do
is give her CPR, can you do that?

1620
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,743
I think so, I think so.

1621
01:24:34,775 --> 01:24:38,713
Listen to me, Rick, I need you to make
sure Mellisa is on a firm surface.

1622
01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:44,787
Yeah, it's firm bed.

1623
01:24:44,819 --> 01:24:46,988
I want you to give her
chest compressions.

1624
01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:47,957
What?

1625
01:24:47,989 --> 01:24:50,792
Push down on her chest,
pump hard and fast.

1626
01:24:56,131 --> 01:24:58,934
How long
do I have to do this for?

1627
01:24:58,966 --> 01:25:02,203
Tilt her head back,
lift her chin, pinch her nose,

1628
01:25:02,237 --> 01:25:06,007
put your mouth over hers and blow
until you see her chest rise.

1629
01:25:36,572 --> 01:25:38,274
Dame, she's breathing'.

1630
01:25:38,306 --> 01:25:41,143
Thank you, Lord.

1631
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,755
Yes.

1632
01:25:52,787 --> 01:25:55,056
Thank you.

1633
01:26:00,127 --> 01:26:03,565
The police and EMT are here.

1634
01:26:10,671 --> 01:26:12,807
They're transporting
her to the hospital.

1635
01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,678
I think she's gonna be okay.

1636
01:26:22,283 --> 01:26:27,188
Rick, you just saved a mother and child.
God bless you.

1637
01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:32,193
High...

1638
01:26:32,226 --> 01:26:35,064
Father Daniels,
you're on Real Talk.

1639
01:26:35,096 --> 01:26:38,266
The Lord blesses us,
so that we could bless others.

1640
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:41,003
You did a good job today.
Bless you.

1641
01:26:42,770 --> 01:26:44,105
We'll be back after
these commercial breaks

1642
01:26:44,139 --> 01:26:47,109
with more of Real Talk, more
calls, and more Dominque the Dame.

1643
01:26:47,141 --> 01:26:50,746
Leader of the new school real money
life, voice of the young struggle,

1644
01:26:50,779 --> 01:26:53,082
Dominque the Dame.

1645
01:26:53,114 --> 01:26:56,952
Station's owner just texted me.
He's gonna call you after the show.

1646
01:26:56,984 --> 01:27:00,855
Oh, yeah, your situation
is in the staff lounge.

1647
01:27:29,984 --> 01:27:31,720
Fuck you, Robert.

1648
01:27:41,863 --> 01:27:45,801
Oh, yeah, your situation
is in the staff lounge.

1649
01:28:11,493 --> 01:28:13,863
You're not gonna hit me
with that, are you?

1650
01:28:15,296 --> 01:28:17,165
No.

1651
01:28:17,198 --> 01:28:19,768
I was thinking of destroying
your car with it,

1652
01:28:19,801 --> 01:28:22,304
breaking your leg
in two or three places.

1653
01:28:22,337 --> 01:28:25,307
What you did was incredible.

1654
01:28:25,340 --> 01:28:27,810
You really should hear yourself,
I mean, the passion in your voice,

1655
01:28:27,842 --> 01:28:30,412
I mean, some people
never get to feel that way.

1656
01:28:30,444 --> 01:28:34,115
I've never felt that way about
any of my clients or my cases.

1657
01:28:34,149 --> 01:28:35,818
That's too bad.

1658
01:28:36,885 --> 01:28:38,287
I love the way
your hair smells.

1659
01:28:38,319 --> 01:28:43,357
You think I give a good goddamn about
you liking the way my hair smells?

1660
01:28:43,390 --> 01:28:46,828
You fucked that bitch
and gave me herpes.

1661
01:28:46,862 --> 01:28:50,231
She set me up.
Like, she maliciously set me up.

1662
01:28:50,265 --> 01:28:54,103
Stop it, Robert, just...
No.

1663
01:28:56,037 --> 01:28:57,439
I am weak for you.

1664
01:28:57,471 --> 01:28:58,806
I've always been weak for you.

1665
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:03,212
And you have known it from the
moment I first laid eyes on you.

1666
01:29:03,244 --> 01:29:04,613
In fact, you've counted on it.

1667
01:29:04,646 --> 01:29:07,850
You knew I'd never believe that
you could do something like this.

1668
01:29:08,817 --> 01:29:10,185
You don't have it.

1669
01:29:18,225 --> 01:29:21,229
It's my yearly physical
from three weeks ago.

1670
01:29:21,262 --> 01:29:23,431
They tested me for everything.

1671
01:29:23,465 --> 01:29:27,002
You and I haven't been together
since and I was with her...

1672
01:29:27,802 --> 01:29:29,270
After my physical.

1673
01:29:30,471 --> 01:29:32,240
I'm in the clear.

1674
01:29:32,975 --> 01:29:37,512
You spend all of your time
here, at work.

1675
01:29:37,546 --> 01:29:40,015
I just hope that we could just
go back to how it used to be.

1676
01:29:40,047 --> 01:29:44,318
Robert, things are never gonna go
back to the way they used to be.

1677
01:29:44,351 --> 01:29:46,921
I know, but I love you.

1678
01:29:46,954 --> 01:29:50,259
I don't care who loves who,
I can't do this.

1679
01:29:50,292 --> 01:29:51,894
Don't say that...

1680
01:29:53,395 --> 01:29:55,564
Look, she meant nothing.

1681
01:29:55,596 --> 01:29:59,033
She literally admitted that she
trapped me just to get to you.

1682
01:29:59,067 --> 01:30:01,002
Okay? I never tried to hurt you.

1683
01:30:01,036 --> 01:30:03,070
Just out of curiosity, Robert.

1684
01:30:03,104 --> 01:30:06,542
If you weren't trying to hurt me,
what the fuck were you tryin' to do?

1685
01:30:06,574 --> 01:30:08,242
We can work through this.

1686
01:30:08,275 --> 01:30:10,945
No, we can't.

1687
01:30:11,313 --> 01:30:12,782
Then what?

1688
01:30:14,048 --> 01:30:17,853
You've never gotten me.
Never.

1689
01:30:17,886 --> 01:30:20,022
So, you don't get to have me.

1690
01:30:22,489 --> 01:30:24,592
It's moving day.

1691
01:30:24,626 --> 01:30:26,228
I'm moving on.

1692
01:30:30,064 --> 01:30:32,233
Text me when you get
your stuff out.

1693
01:30:32,801 --> 01:30:34,970
I don't wanna see you again.

1694
01:30:37,037 --> 01:30:38,173
Ever.

1695
01:30:52,621 --> 01:30:54,922
Long night.

1696
01:30:54,956 --> 01:30:58,226
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day.

1697
01:30:58,260 --> 01:30:59,862
You're a good driver.

1698
01:31:23,952 --> 01:31:26,488
Welcome back to Real Talk
with Dominque the Dame.

1699
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:29,957
Real money life, leader of the new
school, voice of the young struggle.

1700
01:31:29,990 --> 01:31:32,895
I just got off the phone with
Valley Regional medical hospital

1701
01:31:32,927 --> 01:31:35,363
where Mellisa was taken
after attempting suicide.

1702
01:31:35,396 --> 01:31:38,233
Big shout out to my
republican friend, Rick.

1703
01:31:38,265 --> 01:31:40,268
Approximately 15 minutes ago,

1704
01:31:40,301 --> 01:31:43,905
Mellisa gave natural birth to a
healthy baby boy named Dominic.

1705
01:31:43,939 --> 01:31:46,173
Mother and child are doing fine.

1706
01:31:46,207 --> 01:31:51,113
When I was a little girl, I read a
passage in the Bible, Ephesians 5:21.

1707
01:31:51,145 --> 01:31:54,115
"Be subject to one another
out of reverence for Christ."

1708
01:31:54,149 --> 01:31:55,584
I didn't know
what it meant as a child

1709
01:31:55,617 --> 01:31:59,354
and I haven't given it much
thought as an adult until now.

1710
01:31:59,386 --> 01:32:02,291
And why would I?
Who have I ever been subject to?

1711
01:32:02,323 --> 01:32:06,427
I rally behind civil rights, yet, ridicule
the culture of power to the people.

1712
01:32:06,461 --> 01:32:10,298
Condemn the rich, yet embrace the spoils
of wealth, Versace, Versace, Versace...

1713
01:32:10,332 --> 01:32:15,137
Attach the Republicans, but adopt their
values, locked and loaded gun play.

1714
01:32:15,170 --> 01:32:17,572
I'm a hypocrite
and I ain't shit.

1715
01:32:17,604 --> 01:32:19,640
But most people
aren't much better.

1716
01:32:19,673 --> 01:32:22,411
Punch their time cards and
live their self-centered lives,

1717
01:32:22,444 --> 01:32:24,246
Vicariously living through
bad reality shows

1718
01:32:24,279 --> 01:32:26,415
that pass themselves off
as being relevant.

1719
01:32:26,448 --> 01:32:29,484
Where the Internet gives them enough
wood to build their own pedestals.

1720
01:32:29,516 --> 01:32:33,721
Devoted to posting selfies for voyeuristic
non-existent friends on social media.

1721
01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:37,292
And because you're young, it scares
the hell out of everyone who isn't.

1722
01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:42,163
Afraid of the future, like, we're up
to no good and capable of doing good.

1723
01:32:42,197 --> 01:32:44,231
That's a perfectly
valid opinion.

1724
01:32:44,265 --> 01:32:46,435
There's no book
on this game called life.

1725
01:32:46,467 --> 01:32:49,637
Just try to write the best
chapter you can every day.

1726
01:32:49,671 --> 01:32:51,306
And because of that,

1727
01:32:51,338 --> 01:32:53,475
there's never been
a more important time

1728
01:32:53,507 --> 01:32:56,110
for me to be good at what I do.

1729
01:32:56,144 --> 01:32:59,114
The game needs me right now.

1730
01:32:59,146 --> 01:33:01,984
I'm not gonna pretend
that I have a higher purpose

1731
01:33:02,016 --> 01:33:06,587
or that our lives have meaning, that's for
someone else to decide, but I do know this.

1732
01:33:06,621 --> 01:33:08,990
We're all self-centered.

1733
01:33:09,024 --> 01:33:10,459
We're all in pain.

1734
01:33:10,492 --> 01:33:16,097
Consumed with hatred, bigotry,
egos and narcissism in our own lives.

1735
01:33:16,131 --> 01:33:18,166
Even in the midst of all that,

1736
01:33:18,198 --> 01:33:22,336
if we can still have the compassion to
reach out and help someone else in need,

1737
01:33:22,369 --> 01:33:24,706
even when we are goin'
through it, in pain,

1738
01:33:24,738 --> 01:33:27,208
we can find the strength.

1739
01:33:27,242 --> 01:33:31,346
The fortitude to reach out
and help someone else.

1740
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:33,282
All is not lost.

1741
01:33:33,748 --> 01:33:35,451
And there's hope.

1742
01:33:35,951 --> 01:33:38,286
Be subject to one another.

1743
01:33:38,319 --> 01:33:40,756
Bring a conclusion
to the confusion.

1744
01:33:40,788 --> 01:33:44,326
Be subject to one another.

1745
01:33:44,359 --> 01:33:46,261
You may have begun
your journey alone,

1746
01:33:46,293 --> 01:33:48,563
but when you tune
into this show,

1747
01:33:48,595 --> 01:33:51,500
you're my people
and I'm your people.

1748
01:33:51,533 --> 01:33:54,636
Call me, any time, I got you.

1749
01:33:54,668 --> 01:33:56,771
I'm Dominque the Dame.

1750
01:33:56,805 --> 01:33:59,475
And I'll never let you down.

1751
01:34:05,613 --> 01:34:08,650
Stay tuned for Karen and Andy on
Hello, Good Morning until tomorrow,

1752
01:34:08,682 --> 01:34:13,255
this has been real talk with
Dominque the Dame, Real money life.

1753
01:34:13,287 --> 01:34:16,690
Ride or die, leader of the new
school, Voice of the young struggle.

1754
01:35:27,491 --> 01:35:32,491
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