Tonight (Hoshi no Furu Yoru Ni) by Kumiko Yamashita
Tonight. On a starry night.
tonight hoshi no furu yoru ni
AYAKA MIYOSHI
If there's only one wish that would come true,
negaigoto ga tada hitotsu dake kanaunara
YUU YASHIRO
Tonight. It dwelled in my heart
tonight kokoro ni yadotta
TAKAHIRO MIURA
Please let me give my precious love to you
takaramono o ano hito ni todokete kudasai
TSUYOSHI MURO
Rainbow over the night sky
yozora ni kakaru rainbow
Come on over here
watatte oideyo
Don't close the window
tozasanaide ne window
AKIRA TAKARADA
Let's look until dawn
yogaakeru made
to
night
UEDA MARTIN'S
So, our popular hypnotist Mr. Martin
HYPNOTIC NIGHT
will now perform his hypnosis, let's wait and see.
You're a famous symphony conductor.
When you hear music,
you can't help yourself but conduct.
One, two, three.
I see.
He thought the guests in the room were members of the symphony orchestra.
And you.
Can hypnosis turn people into conductors!?
And you.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Come in.
- Good Morning. - Good Morning.
Thank you.
Yes.
When Murakami said thank you this morning, there were wrinkles on his nose...
- Super cute. - Super cute.
He seems fake to me.
He must have done a lot of research on "how to be popular".
- Really? - Right.
I'm stuffed.
Me too.
Isn't there a new office on the 42nd floor in Murakami's digital marketing department?
One of them quit, Sasaki.
That girl took three days of paid leave during the busy period.
She shouldn't have. Her team got drag down because of her.
It's all or nothing just to get into our company.
It's a shame.
So now Murakami wants to promote someone.
So we might have a chance.
This famous team has all the girls he wants.
You just want to be a millionaire, huh.
Don't say that.
Fortune Land?
What?!
It's the minister.
What is this?
Suzuki-san, Suzuki-san, do you have a minute?
Yes.
There's a meeting that needs production materials.
You mean now?
We need information that we can share to everyone.
I'm sorry. Can you help us?
I understand.
It's gonna be quite large. Can you finish it before the meeting on Monday?
Next Monday?
It's a little hard to start now.
It's okay. I'll figure it out.
Thank you so much.
Can you give me your contact information?
Okay, I'll send you a work e-mail later.
Well, then, please. Thank you.
Yes!
Home
What is it?
Hello, Sizuka?
Why do you never come home?
How have you been?
It's not that far. Come home and visit us.
I said that if I didn't contact you, that means I'm actually okay.
Is there a problem?
What? I can't call my own daughter?
Do you think you grew up on your own?
It's us, the parents until college...
Hello?
Hello, sis?
I'll be there tomorrow for a class reunion.
Can you take care of Nana for a day?
What about mom and dad?
She didn't tell you?
Didn't she call you?
They happen to be travelling.
But why me?
I heard what happened to you.
When you were a kid, you wanted to sing, you wanted to dance.
I won�t talk about that anymore.
It's all about concentrating and studying hard...
Next, Suzuki Sizuka-san.
Yes.
Romance No Kamisama by Hirose Kohmi
Do not you think that it is a lie
seikaku yokereba i
if you are good in character?
sonna no usoda to omoimasen ka?
BOY MEETS GIRL
Someone must have felt the happiness I'm feeling
shiawasenoyokan kitto dareka o kanji teru
Musical Starring Role Election
So, do you all agree with Sizuka Suzuki in the leading role?
- Yes. - Yes.
The next show is a musical performance from 5th grade section 2.
- "Kid's Island" - Suzuki-san, Microphone.
Ouch!
Yes?
Hello, open the door.
Okay.
How are you, breadwinner?
Don't make fun of me.
I'm so envious.
Look at me, a miserable, single mother.
Life in the big city is different, huh? Even Sizuka has changed.
Eh?
Can you lend me this bag and the shoes on the porch?
Your shoe size is still 24.5, right?
I may be back very late.
Maybe I'll come back in the morning.
Just kidding.
Nana, be good.
- Wait. - I gotta go.
- I got work today. - Bye. bye.
Mr. Murakami. I'm sending you the presentation material.
Finally done.
Huh?
Want to go to the movies?
It's free.
Do you like musicals?
I am performing at a school art presentation.
That's still going on?
I've been pushed before.
Were you in the same elementary school as I am?
But I really don't like that kind of activity.
Me, too.
Right?, musical itself is weird.
A person who was talking just suddenly started singing
Then you asked what's wrong with you?
You need to see a doctor.
Musicals are stupid.
FORTUNE LAND
Let's go.
Don't run around alone, you will get lost.
What? It's not free at all.
Hypnosis isn't magic or superpowers.
It awakens the subconscious mind.
The Hypnosis Hall of Ueda Martin.
To do what you think is impossible.
Suspicious.
Are you going in?
I'll pay for it.
I think I've seen this face somewhere.
Then I married an onion farmer.
But I don't like onions.
Okay, got it.
After I count to three,
The onion will look like a sweet apple.
You're gonna love this food. One, two, three.
Really?
It's delicious.
I'm impressed.
Great, mother-in-law won't bother me anymore.
- Amazing. - My troubles are over.
-Thank you very much. - No, no.
500 yen is too little
- Sorry, please take it. - Your wish is enough. 5000 yen is too much.
- Take it. - No need for that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting, please sit down.
Have a seat.
I give this to my first time customers.
It's called the ring of truth.
When you wear it, I can instantly see your aura.
Like this.
- Really? - I know right.
I usually sell it for 2000 yen
but I'm having a special price today. Two for 3,000 yen.
It costs money again.
Look! You've now reached the portal of hypnosis
because the ring cannot be removed.
Really?
All-purpose glue?
So, what kind of hypnosis do you want to experience today?
There are many types of hypnosis.
Back to childhood regression hypnosis.
Then there's change the taste of food hypnosis.
- Become something you want... - That's it!
Which one?
I want to be good in musical.
Eh?
I'm behind on everyone in our school art presentation.
I want to impress everyone.
I understand.
In that case,
You look at this.
Listen, please watch the center.
You've entered the world of hypnosis.
Starting tomorrow, you'll become a musical star.
Why start tomorrow?
When you hear music,
you can't stop yourself but to sing and dance.
One, two, three.
I'm sorry.
This is Murakami. Thanks for your hard work.
You did a great job on the presentation materials you sent over.
Can you please come to the meeting tomorrow?
10 in the morning at the conference room. We need to discuss in advance...
This is not working.
Don't throw it. What's not working?
Where did you get this? From the 100 yen store?
No. Don't worry about it, all right?
- You're really are amazing. - What?
You work in a great company.
I worked so hard.
You didn't force yourself.
Hmm? Nope.
The bus is coming.
We're leaving.
Come home sometime. It's close.
- Bye. - Bye.
This is Murakami. Thanks for your hard work.
You did a great job on the presentation materials you sent over.
Can you please come to the meeting tomorrow?
10 in the morning at the conference room. We need to discuss in advance...
Starting tomorrow, you'll become a musical star.
When you hear music,
you can't stop yourself but to sing and dance.
Passenger, do you want to get on the bus?
Yes.
We're taking off.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Yes.
- What happened? - Wait a minute?
The homepage of the website can be said to be the face of the company.
Needless to say we need to design it properly.
Creating the website must be clear and concise for everyone.
Can you pull that up?
Yes.
Just like that.
Let's do a really big image shift.
Um...
We are going to use this background music for our videos.
Happy Valley by Orange Pekoe
pa pa ra pa
pa pa di a
pa pa ra pa pa bi di a
T.N.: First verse was change for the movie
There are many skyscrapers
teshikiwa skyscraper
Everything belongs to me
sobete watashi no mono
That allowed me to dream until the magic is gone.
sonna yume mitate i maho ga to keru ma ne
Ah... My melody
The rhythm of love
koi no rhythm
Fill our surroundings...
michite yuku soko ni wa
Find your happy valley. Your sunny happy valley.
mitsukete happy valley sunny happy valley
Lovely days all around
itoshii hibi wa soba ni aru no
There's always a happy valley.
kanarazu aru no happy valley
Microscope shows the past, telescope shows the future
kenbikyou no kako to bouenkyou no mirai
A place we've been searching for love
ai seru no itsumo itsudemo
This is where we belong.
koko ga ibasho dakara
Find your happy valley. Your sunny happy valley.
mitsukete happy valley sunny happy valley
Lovely days all around
itoshii hibi wa soba ni aru no
Find your happy valley. Your sunny happy valley.
mitsukete happy valley sunny happy valley
Beyond time and space
kawarazu aru no toki wo koete
Beyond anyone's world
darenimo aru no sekai wo koete
There's always a happy valley
kanarazu aru no happy valley
- What happened to her? - Did she forgot to take the medicine?
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Please take me to a quiet place.
- Come on, close the door. - Okay.
- The quiet place you said is... - It's noisy here.
Just go straight ahead, please.
Okay.
Undo
Hypnosis
Ando Mental Clinic
I understand.
This is what's called a conditional post-hypnosis.
Post-hypnosis?
It's written like this.
A lot of people think hypnosis is magic.
But in the West, hypnotherapy is actually a form of psychological therapy.
Really?
There's a comforting effect in placebo medicine.
For example, if the doctor who gave it to you said it would cure you.
The effect is much stronger in your mind
even though its content is only wheat flour.
Magic didn't do this to you.
So don't worry about it so much.
From a professional perspective, this is not a serious problem.
Let's begin the check-up right away.
This will sting a little.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
I found no abnormalities.
This is the first time I have seen a patient who has fallen into such deep hypnosis.
Only the hypnotist can undo it now.
The hypnotist himself?
People who really want to quit smoking will get hypnotize.
People who don't want to quit aren't hypnotized.
You really want to be in a musical, don't you?
The next show is a musical performance from 5th grade section 2. "Kid's Island"
Suzuki-san, microphone.
It's starting.
You can try again next year.
That's right.
I'll never go on stage again.
That's stupid. Are they really hypnotized?
How is that possible?
They pretended to be hypnotized because they wanted to be on TV.
They are all talents.
You're right.
May I have your attention, please?
The park will close in 30 minutes.
We know you're there.
Come on, open the door.
If you don't come out, we'll force ourselves in.
Excuse me.
What? How much did the old man owe you?
Who are you?
- No, I am... - I am here for my money.
This one is from sunshine lending.
- This is... What is it? - Ito Kosan.
I'm not here to collect debt.
Are you looking for Mr. Martin, too?
He hasn't been found since morning. It's annoying.
- We're coming in. - Excuse me.
- Nothing of value here. - He's gone.
- Nothing. - Just a bunch of reminders.
- Hey. - Huh?
That old man is a liar.
Are you kidding me?
Magic Ring 50 yen
What the hell?
You're out of luck.
You want to get your money back, right?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Hey!
Wait a minute.
Open the window.
Don't go.
Open it.
I'm not paying you back.
Just to be clear, I'm not a fraud.
- Do you work for the hypnotist? - Can't you see that I'm an actor?
It's all just an act.
I hope you didn't spend any money.
Can I go now?
Wait, Wait, Wait.
Wait, wait for me.
What's going on?
Wait.
Do you know where he is right now?
I wish I knew.
Can you get out?
- I'm not going. - Then I'll call the police.
Watanabe Private Detective
Ueda Martin Hypnotic Night
What's your relationship to this old man? Why do you need him?
He ran away.
He said he could get me on the stage.
He made me eat onions every day.
Martin
Ueda
I didn't get a penny.
A big loss.
What about you?
Did that little girl really become a musical star?
That's impossible.
If she really wants to dance that much,
I'll teach her.
Alright
It's not like you're asking me to help you with the stolen money.
Some idiots are tempted by money.
I don't know about you but loan sharks only care about a money.
8,000 yen per hour, 9:00am to 5: 00pm.
That's 64,000 yen a day.
- If it takes a week to find his hideout. - A week?
It usually takes that long.
448,000 yen.
I don't think so.
Wait a minute.
What are you going to do? It's the same price everywhere.
Then please.
Okay.
If you find the old man, you let me know.
What?
For free?
I'll let you know when I find something. It's free.
Well...
I was really startled when you suddenly danced.
Thanks to you. I was planning on it.
Was that an improv? Did you suddenly think of it?
Um, yes.
How about it?
Would you like to come to my team?
There's a new office position, and someone suddenly quit.
I'm honored.
But...
I have to deal with this something first.
Can I take a week off?
Just as I thought. You are so daring, I get it.
Then you come to work next Monday.
But...
Only a week.
Okay.
Welcome to Music Tour.
Last week, we adapted classical music into a modern style.
This week is jazz.
What wonderful music we're going to have this week?
Let's start with this one.
You want to go to dinner?
Yes.
Can we go to a quiet restaurant without music.
You're so funny.
Mr. Miyazaki, welcome.
This way, please.
Thank you for coming.
- No need to. - No, it's fine.
I'm sorry, but no matter where I go, I still get work.
I have to go to the car and use the computer.
You can order your favorite red wine.
It's so expensive.
Hello?
I told you not to call.
Yeah, I did. I gave you a paid vacation.
What are you talking about?
Happy Birthday to you (Traditional)
Happy birthday to you.
Eh?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear...
Muri-chan.
Happy birthday to you.
- Happy birthday to you. - Thank you all.
Nerai uchi by Linda Yamamoto.
urara urara ura ura de
urara
urara urara yo
urara urara ura ura no
This world only exists for me
konoyo wa watashi no tameni aru
When you gaze upon me
mitete goran kono watashi
You're riding the hips of a ball
ima ni noru wa tamanokoshi
My body is so polished
migakikaketa kono kara da
A single gaze is priceless.
sou naru neuchi ga aru hazu yo
My bow is at full draw
yumi o kirikiri
aiming at your heart
shinzou megake
you won't get away, BAM!
nigasanai PAA
it's a sure shot
to nerai uchi
How many times do you want me to say it?
This beauty the Gods have bestowed upon me
kami ga kureta kono bibou
\It's a sin to try pointlessly
muda ni shite wa tsumi ni naru
The finest man in the world
sekai ichi no otoko dake
I recognize it in your hands
kono te ni furete mo kamawanai
This is her.
- It's not what you think. - Don't bullshit us.
What's going on with you guys?
Pack it up.
My clothes are all dirty.
I didn't mean for that to happen.
Yeah, yeah, but, uh...
No matter how much you drink, if it's too much.
I'm not drunk, I...
Ryosuke Murakami
Anyway, if you're willing to pay for the damage,
I won't say much.
You damaged seven bottles of wine, 15 cups,
8 plates, tablecloths, chandeliers.
And among other things.
That's the total.
Ten... hundred.. thousand...
A million?
It's not a small amount.
It's almost dawn.
Pay it off, please.
This is Murakami. Please leave a message.
I'm sorry about last night.
I was suddenly sick, so I went back home.
I'll be at work next week.
Back to work !!
I'll go now.
What's that?
That won't be necessary.
If there is anything that can be sold, please contact us.
Watanabe Private Detective
Hello.
You found him?
I think I have the right person.
There's a magician who calls himself Kuchin, touring around Nagoya.
I'm at the same restaurant as him now.
Magician?
I took a photo of his poster during the day.
I'll send it to you to confirm.
You dirty old man.
This old man really don't have any money.
Isn't that a newspaper?
Let them lie down and wake up.
Amazing!
Buy something with that girls.
Only for the girls.
This is for you.
- Thank you. - Say...
Why don't you quit this shop and become this old man's assistant?
Just go on stage and help a little bit.
- What should I do? Is it difficult? - It's simple.
Look.
There's nothing I can do for you.
That's a problem.
What do you think? Is it him?
That's him. Grab him. Bring him back.
I'm not a cop. I can't arrest him.
Then keep him.
If I go up and talk to him, he'll run away.
If you want to see him, Suzuki-san. You must come in person.
Do I need to?
Where are you now?
Hmm?
If you want to know, you need to pay for it.
I've...
No more money.
Then that concludes the investigation.
Wait a minute.
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Please take a look.
Please take a look. Please take a look.
Please take a look. Thank you.
Please take a look.
- What's wrong with her? - Are you okay?
This is a video submitted to us from viewers.
It's past 10 o'clock this Monday.
Video was taken at a fine restaurant in Tokyo.
Filmed at a restaurant in Tokyo
The woman in the video became drunk.
COME DOWN!
- Hanging from the chandelier and singing loudly.
COME DOWN!
AHH!
AHH!!
Pulling off table cloth.
And finally escorted off by security.
The women around me are very good drinker.
It's hard to see.
I'm sure she's under a lot of pressure.
Suzuki Sizuka
Does she think she is the heroine of a musical?
Don't turn it off.
Are you really hypnotized?
How could I possibly joke about something like that?
There's music everywhere, at the station, at the airport.
I have to take the car.
It's awful.
Next show is on September 7.
Why didn't he take the most important part.
Niigata Prefecture.
Someone really was hypnotized by that old man.
It's the first time I've ever seen one.
What do you mean?
I heard he used to be really good.
But after his trade regressed, he could only hire me.
I think it's all a lie.
By the way.
What?!
Gas fee.
I told you I had no money.
Really? Nothing?
Wait a minute. So that means I'm taking you to Niigata for free?
It was your fault originally.
What do I care? It's the old man who hypnotizes you.
I only have a little money.
Forget it. I'm going back.
Wait, Wait, Wait.
- Wait a minute. - Why?
Come on.
- Take the next right. - Really?
I have a favor to ask.
I'm home.
- Welcome back. - Welcome back.
What are you looking for
Passbook and seal.
What's wrong?
Anything you want?
I want to buy a mobile phone.
Your mom says you can't buy it.
Is this enough?
500,000 yen
SAVINGS BANK
That's great!
Here you go.
Can I have it?
I'm just lending it to you.
I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back for sure.
I have been practicing a lot since then.
Come see me at the school art presentation, okay?
Sizuka?
- You're back. What are you doing? - Come on, drive.
Sizuka!
It's heavy.
I'll take my share.
We can only spend the money on necessary things.
I don't want to be lectured by someone who has no money..
I saved because I have a goal.
Look.
The rent is cheap here.
Soundproof Wooden Floor
I haven't decided yet.
Like yoga or Pilates.
- Oh, and if you're fired, I'll hire you. - Are you kidding?
- Keep it. I have it. - I don't want it.
- Keep it. - I said no.
Take a closer look. Take it.
What are you guys doing?
Fatty.
Shut the fuck up, you countryside bumpkin.
Huh? What did you just say?
Hey, say that again.
Hey!
- Wait. - They're here.
Hey!
Stop the car!
You deserve it, you son of a bitch.
You scared me.
So let's listen to a song requested by one of our listeners.
Yume no naka e by Yosui Inoue
What are you looking for?
sagashimono wa nanidesu ka
Is it a thing that's too hard to find?
mitsukeni koi monodesu ka
I've searched in the bag, I've searched in the desk
kaban no naka mo tsukue no naka mo
But I just can't seem to find it
sagashitakeredo mitsukaranainoni
Are you still looking for it?
madamada sagasu kidesu ka
Why don't you dance with me?
sore yori boku to odorimasen ka
Into a dream. Into a dream.
yume no naka e yume no naka e
Don't you want to go?
ittemitai to omoimasen ka
Come on
- Where is it? - The poster over there.
Here!
Next show is on September 7
Aomori Prefecture, Hirosaki.
Aomori?
I thought it would be over today.
It's about 6-7 hours from here to Hirosaki.
It's still early for tomorrow night.
That hurt.
Let's find a hotel.
Then what? Have a little wine?
Huh?
- Come and look. - What?
Oil leak.
It's your fault.
Yokoyama Auto Repair Shop
Hello?
Hello, I want to repair a car.
- What's the problem? - The engine's leaking.
- Where is it? - It's in a parking lot at a nearby mall.
- The cylinder, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What car? - It's an Aubrey maroon.
Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure.
Wait a moment.
Are you hungry?
Thank you for your patronage.
We're going there now.
I'm sorry. I'll leave the car here. You can tow it.
Come with us.
How did you find us?
Our car.
Get out.
We'll be cut off and buried.
Stop it.
I heard you look down on us.
Call us what?
Say it again.
Nothing.
Say it or else...
Ready.
Countryside...
Ball?
It's not!
What's the matter, you guys?
Are we trafficking women now?
What did you say?
You wanna fight?
Come on.
- Head to head battle. - Head to head battle.
- Bring it on. - You're worse than my toes.
Don't go there.
Wait. wait. wait.
You guys are amazing.
Yeah!
We're pretty cool. Why don't we do a sing-and-dance combo?
Don't just pull me in
Oil pan and filter changed
Your engine is out of fuel. I refilled it.
It's all 10 yen coins.
Did you ask us to repair the car without money?
Did you lose your wallet on the road?
What's wrong?
Toshishita no otoko no ko by Candys
He fills his mouth with a red apple
makka na ringo wo hoobaru
Welcome to Niigata
He has a navy blue t-shirt
neibi- buru- no T shatsu
That, that boy is so cute
aitsu aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
He's lonesome, he's impertinent
samishigariya de namaiki de
He's hateful but I like him
nikurashii kedo suki nano
L O V E, blow me a kiss
L O V E nage kissu
I wonder if he likes me, let me hear you
watashi no koto suki kashira hakkiri kikasete
He has pockets with the buttons pulled out
botan no torete'ru poketto
And a wrapped and dirty handkerchief
yogorete marumeta hankachi
That boy, That boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
That boy, That boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
That boy, That boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
Please tip here.
Thank you.
Handsome guy, don't you have any money?
Thank you.
Thank you. The whole thing's fine.
You don't want any money?
I'm going to a party in Akita.
All I really need is transportation to get there.
That's just fine, the three of us can just continue to make money
and then drop you down in Akita.
Thank you.
- You really don't want any money, do you? - Yeah.
Toshishitanootokonoko by Candys
He comes late to the dates
de-to no jikan ni okureru
He's always picking a fight
itsudemo kenka wo shikakeru
That boy, that boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
He's forgetful, he's selfish
wasurenbou de wagamama de
He's ill-tempered but I like him
ijiwaru dakedo suki nano
L O V E, blow me a kiss
L O V E nage kissu
I wonder if he likes me, let me hear you
watashi no koto suki kashira hakkiri kikasete
He has a glove without its match
katahou nakushita tebukuro
His shoelaces are untied
hodoketa manma no kutsuhimo
That boy, that boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
That boy, that boy is so cute
aitsu wa aitsu wa kawaii
That younger boy
toshishita no otoko no ko
Did the band dissolve? Did you break up with this boyfriend?
Princess and Prince
It wasn't a breakup.
We just need a time off of each other.
It happens all the time.
Naoyuki and I have been tired at each other.
It's a lot easier to be apart from each other for a while
Don't hide yourself.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
By the way, can you come to the party and sing with me?
- Okay. - Wait.
It's okay. It's okay. We're only in Akita until 4:00pm
The old man's show doesn't start till 8:00pm.
This is my last wish.
It's okay, let's go there for a while.
I'm wearing this to the party?
You can rent clothes, though.
I'll sing only one song.
Great!
Clothing rental! Clothing rental!
Clothing rental!
It's 4:30pm already.
Is she all right?
Anyway, what kind of a party is it?
Um...
Over here.
Come here.
It's narrow. So be careful.
- Okay. - Okay.
They're behind the stage.
Please wait here.
I'll call you right away when it's time for you guys to sing.
Even though this wasn't planned
and was only decided just now.
Friends of Naoyuki are here to perform a surprise song for everyone.
Here they are!
So this is it?
I don't know.
Please, go ahead.
Wedding Bell by Sugar
Wedding bell,
uedingu beru
please don�t make fun of me.
karakawanaide yo
Wedding bell,
uedingu beru
seriously.
honki datta no yo
Wedding bell
uedingu beru
Wedding bell
uedingu beru
Thank you.
The sound of organ quietly flows
orugan no oto ga shizuka ni nagarete
"It�s starting, it�s starting�
hajimaru hajimaru
The bride is passing by my side,
oyome-san ga watashi no yoko o sugiru
�What a beautiful dress�
doresu ga kirei
This is the person you love,
kono hito ne anata no aishita hito wa
�It�s the first time I see her�
hajimete mita wa
It seems I�m a little more pretty,
Naoyuki & Yuna
Wedding Reception
Private Party
�Much, much more pretty�
watashi no hou ga chotto kirei mitai
Stop singing!
Why am I, the one who dreamed of
zutto zutto kirei mitai
Yoko
sou yo anata to ude o kunde saidan ni
walking arm in arm with you up to the altar,
agaru yume o miteita watashi o
Made to sit here
naze nano
Stop it. The court has ruled that you are prohibited from approaching us .
At the very back seat of the church
kyoukai no ichiban ushiro no seki ni
All by myself,
hitoribocchi de suwarasete oite
watching the happiness of you two
futari no shiawase miseru nante
Can I just say one word?
hitokoto itte mo II KANA
FUCK YOU!
KUTABACCHIMAE
AH!!!
MEN
Very soon you will find me
sou yo mou sugu anata wa watashi o mitsuke
You will show me your innocent smile, right?
mujaki ni hohoende miseru deshou
And then, just like that, you will say
soshitara konna fuu ni iu no yo
�It�s been a while�
ohisashiburi ne
�Congratulations, you are such a wonderful person�
omedetou totemo suteki na hito ne
�Thank you for the letter of invitation�
doumo arigatou shoutaijou o
This will be my word of blessing to you,
watashi no oiwai no kotoba yo
Fuck you.
kutabacchimae
Amen.
- Which way do we go? - This way.
This way.
Stop the car. Please stop the car.
Stop the car.
Stop.
Stop the car, please.
Let's go another way.
What?!
Back it up!
Is there a problem?
There's been a report
of a woman holding a knife running around this area.
Please be careful.
You hear that?
Ow! ow! ow! That hurts!
Why did you do that?
Good evening, everyone.
Tonight, let's experience the incredible world of hypnosis.
THE INCREDIBLE WONDERS OF KUCHIN
Who has the courage to try it?
That many.
And you too?
What about that lady, come on up.
Come up on stage.
She stands for everyone.
That looks like an onion.
- Where is it? - I don't know.
- This way. - Got it.
I'm sorry. it's over.
I can't. I'm done.
Where did you come from?
From Tokyo.
You two, too?
He's really popular.
The two who were looking for him just now came from Tokyo, too, right?
Yes.
They're disappointed they missed it.
Do you guys want to see it that much?
Although It's not for me to say.
It's not that great.
First, a lady was chosen from among the guests to get hypnotize.
Eh?
But then he blew it.
It was all magic in the middle.
Serves you right.
The old man can't do anything without me.
- Eh? - Uh, no.
Do you know where Kuchin is going next time?
I don't know.
Did he leave any poster behind?
We already threw it away.
Maybe they haven't taken the trash away.
Not in here.
Please wait!
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait! Stop!
Tomorrow in Sapporo
Take that out.
To Hakodate
Seriously, it's been an hour.
Wait. Stop the car.
What's wrong?
Hey, you guys almost blew a tire.
Thank you.
Hey!
Is this really it?
Right here.
All right.
Blue Dolphin 2
It's so refreshing.
Huh?
It's gone.
You can really drink.
Hey, you sure you're okay with this?
We still have to go to Sapporo.
It's okay. it's okay. He said he would drive.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
We... are going to sing karaoke.
Oh! It's our turn.
Everybody calm down.
Everybody keep your voices down.
Please be quiet.
I don't think it's normal.
How could he like me?
I woke up and found this
I've had enough of this.
Could you be useful?
You know how to talk like that.
Doing everything half-ass.
You're still doing stupid things at your age.
That's why Martin left you.
Nobody believes you.
Announcement.
Please don't stay in the boat.
I repeat, passengers returning to Aomori are boarding.
Passengers returning to Aomori�
I'm sorry. Could you please give me a lift?
Stop, please!
I need to be in Sapporo by 7:00pm.
Stop, please!
Thank you.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Just want to travel alone.
Come on, get in the car.
I was thinking of going to Sapporo.
This is a rental, though.
Where do you want to go to Sapporo?
Hey! You can't pour in there.
Welcome.
What?
They said they are too bored.
They wanted you to go with them.
Can you come with us?
What?!
I need to go to the bathroom.
Sapporo? He went north again.
Yes. And umm... I have to go back to Tokyo.
Can I get paid?
That's enough.
Leave him.
Let's go to Sapporo.
Pleasure doing business with you.
The next show is in Sapporo Civic Hall at 7:00pm.
I'll leave you to it.
- 7:00pm. What should I do? - Let's get a taxi.
The fastest is the Super Hokuto express train.
You're a scumbag.
Really?
You have to do dirty work in order to survive.
You have gotten this far. How badly do you want to see that old man?
That's because�
Hamabe no Uta (Japanese Folk Song)
In the morning as I wandered about along the seashore
ashita hamabe o samayoeba
What's going on?
I remembered things from the old times
mukashi no koto zo shinobaruru
Could it be that�
How is that possible?
The sound of the wind,
kaze no oto yo
the shape of the cloud.
kumo no sama yo
The wave that came and the color of the seashell too
yosuru nami mo kai no iro mo
Are you serious?
Sapporo-Furano-Tomamu
Do you have anything in yen?
I don't want this. Thank you.
It was too easy. We got drunk on the boat.
That woman really think I really like her.
A first-class business, huh?
That's why I need to this strange hypnosis lifted.
or else I won't be able to work tomorrow.
Come on, let's go!
No, I can't. the speed limit in here is 50 kilometers.
It isn't.
Come on, speed it up.
We will arrive in Sapporo momentarily.
Then let her eat this onion.
By the way, you don't have a gum inflammation, do you?
One, two, three.
Look, it's an apple.
It's a sweet apple.
Then eat.
It�s okay to eat more.
It's an apple.
Please eat.
Yeah.
What's going on? Are you okay?
This way, this way.
Ticket, please.
How much is it?
You can buy it at the ticket machine over there.
Are you going in?
Ah, yes.
Hey, have we met before?
No, I don't think so.
Do you have a ticket?
Not yet.
- Buy another one. - Okay.
Let's go.
Sometimes it doesn't work.
Let's give her an applause. Thank you.
Good.
There's no such thing as absolute.
I'm a real hypnotist
Unlike those other fakes.
I didn't setup any helpers in the audience.
No, no, really.
People don't believe me.
Would anyone else like to give it a try?
Seems no one want to.
Well then, let's change it to magic.
No need for parlor tricks, get on with your hypnosis.
I'll do it.
Hypnotize me.
This machine doesn't accept 10,000 yen bills.
Can you change this for me?
You can�t get a change in here.
Then I'll give you 10,000 yen.
I can't do that.
Do you like onions?
I should say I don't like it
but it's impossible to eat one raw. Ah!
Your hypnosis are real.
That girl over there is really hypnotized.
You remember her, don't you?
Well then, please eat this.
After I count to three,
You'll think this onion is like a sweet apple.
No, to you it's really an apple.
One, two, three.
How about it?
It's so sweet. It's so sweet.
It's good. it's good.
It's so sweet.
I'm really not acting.
It's delicious.
It's gotta be a lie.
Wait a minute.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Um... Can you guys wait until the show is over?
For free?
Is this enough?
- I'm sorry. - Wait until the end of the show...
- Shut up and sit down. - It hurts.
Are you all right?
It hurts.
What kind of hypnosis do you want?
Please let me know.
- Really? - Yes.
I want to be a musical star.
Okay, got it.
When you hear music,
you can't stop yourself but to sing and dance.
But it's so lonely. I get it.
May we have one more.
You!
Wait a minute!
One, two, three.
Tonight (Hoshi no Furu Ni) by Kumiko Yamashita
you you
And you
Tonight. On a starry night.
tonight hoshi no furu yoru ni
If there's only one wish that would come true,
negaigoto ga tada hitotsu dake kanaunara
Tonight. It dwelled in my heart
tonight kokoro ni yadotta
Please let me give my precious love to you
takaramono o ano hito ni todokete kudasai
Rainbow over the night sky
yozora ni kakaru rainbow
Come on over here
watatte oideyo
Don't close the window
tozasanaide ne window
Let's look until dawn
yogaakeru made
Tonight's the best in the world
tonight sekai de ichiban
Because I said I Love You
aishiteiruyo
Today and tomorrow
ashita mo ima mo
I don't want this dream to end
kanawanu yume nado mitakunai
Tonight's the best in the world
tonight sekai de ichiban
Because you shine the most
kagayaiteruyo
Today and tomorrow
ashita mo ima mo
I don't want this dream to end
kanawanu yume nado mitakunai
Tonight
When the music ends,
the hypnosis will be gone
and everything will be back to normal.
is the best in the world
sekai de ichiban
Because I said I Love You
aishiteiruyo
Today and tomorrow
ashita mo ima mo
I don't want this dream to end
kanawanu yume nado mitakunai
Tonight's the best in the world
tonight sekai de ichiban
Because you shine the most
kagayaiteruyo
Today and tomorrow
ashita mo ima mo
I don't want this dream to end
kanawanu yume nado mitakunai
Tonight
The old man is gone again.
Hello, This is Watanabe.
Now?
Niigata bar...
Why is he here?
I don't know.
Ah, look.
Eh? Why?
You forgot something.
This is important, right?
Okay.
All right, Come on. Just go.
What does that mean?
I'll go this way.
Wait a minute.
OPENING SOON!!
MUSIC STUDIO
DANCE WITH ME
Time Machine Onegai by Sadistic Mika Band
Come on , if you're a fan of strange fantasy and the distant past
saa, fushigi na yume to tooi mukashi ga suki nara
Then come one, try turning that switch to the distant past
saa sono suicchi wo tooi mukashi ni mawaseba
The world of the Jurassic age all around us
jura-ki no sekai ga hirogari
the age of far-flung fossils
haruka na kaseki no jidai yo
We�ll have ammonites for lunch
anmonaito wa ohiru ne
And walk our Tyrannosaurs, ahaha
tiranozaurusu osanpo ahaha
Come on, to the wonderful age of naive fantasy
saa mujaki na yume no hazumu suteki na jidai e
Come on, let�s live an entire lifetime of tap dancing, romance and movies
saa tappu dansu to koi to shinema no akekure
In the dazzling Golden Age, women clad in mink fur
kirameku ougon jidai wa minku wo matotta musume ga
Go nuts over fedora
bogi no sofuto ni ikarete
and dream of Duesenbergs, ahaha
dyusenba-gu wo yume miru ahaha
We can go anywhere we want to
suki na jidai ni ikeru wa
Leaping through the swirls of time
jikan no rasen wo hitotobi
Do me a favor
taimu mashin ni
time machine
onegai
Do me a favor
taimu mashin ni
time machine
onegai
Do me a favor
taimu mashin ni
time machine
onegai