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[opening theme music playing]
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[electronic chirp]
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[electronic warbling]
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[vibrant string music playing]
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[distant wailing and screeching]
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[cackles]
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[cries out]
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[muttering] I see it...
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For I perceived God's light about him
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Both wax and fire
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[meowing]
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Oh. Hail and well met, Jeoffry.
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Have you been fighting again?
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- Such a bold gentleman you are.
- [meows]
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- Yes, of course. [chuckles]
- [purrs]
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But what am I to do
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when God asks of me
to translate the one true poem
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that unfolds the universe?
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Still, I'm glad of your companionship.
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Without you, I fear the devil
would have claimed me long ago.
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[music fades]
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[bell tolling]
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[meows]
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[tense music playing]
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[dramatic sting]
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[snarls]
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[dramatic sting]
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[growls]
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[tense triumphant music playing]
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[meows]
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[music continues]
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Hello, Jeoffry.
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I understand
you've been giving my imps some trouble.
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What do you have to say for yourself? Hm?
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[Jeoffry] Back, Satan!
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[meowing] This is my place, mine!
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Well, is anything really ours?
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Come, Jeoffry. I have a proposition.
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Will you walk with me?
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[low growl]
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There will be treats.
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[Jeoffry] Hm.
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[whooshing]
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[intriguing music playing]
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[Satan] Let's get the formalities
over with, eh?
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Yea, I will give you this
and all the kingdoms of the Earth
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if you will bow down and worship me.
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[Jeoffry] No.
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It is you who should bow down to Jeoffry.
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[laughs]
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Yes, I suspected as much.
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You bear the sin of pride, cat.
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A sin I am particularly fond of.
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[Jeoffry] And you said
there would be treats.
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[Satan] Catnip fresh from the soil,
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salted ham from the market,
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fish heads with the eyes still in them.
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Mm. Scrumptiously poppable.
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- But first we must make a deal, Jeoffry.
- [meows]
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I have need of your poet,
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and I want you to stand aside
and not interfere.
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[Jeoffry meowing] Oh no, no, no.
He's mine. The favorite of my pets.
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[Satan] Now, now, Jeoffry,
you must understand
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- that there are many claims on him.
- [poet cries out]
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[Satan] The man is like a ruined estate
overrun with creditors.
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He owes the tyrant of heaven,
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his family and friends,
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and me for his youthful debaucheries
and such.
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But I would forgive my debt
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- if your "pet" would but write me a poem.
- [poet] Put me down!
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[music continues]
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Honestly, Jeoffry, the poems
he writes for himself are, mm...
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not very good.
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With my guidance,
he could write something magnificent.
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The poem of poems.
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Verse that would lay waste...
[in demonic voice] ...to all of creation.
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[in normal voice] Do we have a deal, sir?
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[dramatic sting]
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[roars]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Jeoffry snarling]
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What is it?
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No! No, no.
Please, Lord Lucifer, spare my cat.
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I'll do anything! I swear it.
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[Satan] Very well.
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[sustained organ chords playing]
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[string music playing]
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[Satan] Capital, sir, capital.
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Oh, sir, sir,
you cannot rhyme love with dove.
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It is banal. I shall not allow it.
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Yeah, I like the first reference
to "An Essay on Man,"
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but the second makes you seem... derivative.
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[sighs deeply] All critics are Satan.
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[Satan] But marvelous work,
truly marvelous.
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I've made a few suggested edits
I'd like you to entertain,
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but I'm very pleased with your progress.
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If you could tidy these up,
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I'll be back for them tomorrow night,
and our business can be done.
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[low growl]
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[grandiose orchestral music playing]
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[music fades]
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[low-key orchestral music playing]
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[meows]
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[cat meows] How now, Jeoffry?
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You look as though
a hound has chewed you up.
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[Jeoffry] Yes, well, that was no hound,
but Satan himself.
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[cat 2 laughs] How now, Jeoffry?
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You look worse for wear, mate.
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[cat] He fought the devil and lost, Tom.
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[Tom chuckles] Of course he did.
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And now, Sir Jeoffry seeks the help
of a true fighting cat.
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[Jeoffry] It is not strength I seek,
sirrah, but counsel.
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Oh. Here it is.
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[cat gasps] The Nighthunter Moppet.
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[Moppet] Hello, Mistress Polly.
Hello, Master Tom.
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Hello, Master Jeoffry.
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- [Jeoffry] Hello, Miss Moppet.
- [Moppet gasps] Is that milk?
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[Jeoffry clears throat]
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[Polly] All right, come on now.
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Master Jeoffry has something to say.
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Attend to him, all of you.
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[Jeoffry] Last night,
Satan came to this madhouse.
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He offered treats to lure me away
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so he could coerce my poet
into doing his bidding
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and, in so doing, take his immortal soul
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and destroy all of creation.
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[Tom] Oh, that is a scurvy trick.
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[Jeoffry] Yes, indeed.
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And so, I...
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Well, I... I need your help.
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[Tom] This is a strange business, Jeoffry.
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Very strange. [chuckles]
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But, uh, if you want my claws, sir,
they're yours for this fight.
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[Moppet] No!
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We cats are descended from the Angel Tiger
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who killed the Ichneumon-rat of Egypt.
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We are warriors of God,
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and as such, we can wound Satan,
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but we cannot kill him.
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To defeat Satan,
we must deny him that which he desires.
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[Jeoffry] The poem.
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[Tom] A bloody poem?
What does he want that for?
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[Jeoffry] I understand what must be done.
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[Polly] We shall help you.
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[Tom] We shall fight him!
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[Moppet] And, Jeoffry, you shall creep.
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[musical flourish]
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- [bell tolls]
- [poet mumbling indistinctly]
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Come, come, Master Smart. Hand it over.
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As the surgeon said,
"'Tis better to have it all out at once."
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[Satan chuckles]
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[Smart quaking in fear]
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- [Tom] Oi! Stand and deliver, you wanker!
- [Polly meows and hisses]
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Oh, please.
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I've had quite enough of you damned cats.
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[Polly hisses] We'll have
more than your stockings, sir.
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[Tom growls] I'll have your hide,
you bloody... [hisses]
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[gasps mockingly] Language.
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I won't be called a... [imitates hiss]
...by anyone, let alone...
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[in demonic voice]
...a flea-bitten alley cat.
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Lay on then, sir!
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[fire roaring]
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[frantic orchestral music playing]
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I am the Nighthunter Moppet! [meowing]
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[meowing and hissing]
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[Satan crying out]
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Get it off!
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[Smart whimpering]
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[Moppet] We are descended from angels,
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and as such, we too can move
in the spaces between worlds.
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[whimpering]
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[music continues]
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[growling]
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[Tom meows]
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[meowing]
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Stand down, vile kitten!
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[meowing] I am Nighthunter Moppet!
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- [cats screeching]
- [Satan roars]
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[Tom] Back to hell with you,
you fiend! [hisses]
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You cannot win.
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Oppose me further, and die.
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[Polly meowing] Then we choose death!
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[Moppet] Nighthunter Moppet!
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Very well.
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[roars]
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[music crescendoes]
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[Jeoffry meows]
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[Smart gasps] Jeoffry!
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- [music ends]
- [bell tolls]
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My poem!
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His soul was in that poem!
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[Jeoffry] Hm?
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Oh. Oh yes, so it was. [chuckles]
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Well, I shall keep it safe.
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And, uh, so much for your dominion
over the Earth as well.
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Now be gone, foul creature! [hisses]
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[ink pot clatters]
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[roars]
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[vibrant string music playing]
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[in normal voice]
You have scarred literature forever,
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you stupid cat!
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[music continues]
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[Smart] For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry
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For he counteracts the powers of darkness
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By his electrical skin and glaring eyes
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For he counteracts the Devil
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Who is death
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For he can creep
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[music ends]
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[electronic warbling]
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[low-key orchestral music playing]
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[music fades]