1 00:00:09,001 --> 00:00:11,168 ‎NETFLIX 影集 2 00:00:29,543 --> 00:00:33,251 ‎劇名:三個機器人,退場策略 3 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:01,043 ‎真是的,你降落在地雷區了 4 00:01:01,668 --> 00:01:03,168 ‎才沒有 5 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:06,334 ‎再說,看看這些地雷,很舊了 6 00:01:06,418 --> 00:01:08,751 ‎可能已經不會爆炸了 7 00:01:12,501 --> 00:01:16,918 ‎那一定是最後一個 ‎走吧,我們還有科學研究要做 8 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:20,251 ‎對,深入調查末日後人類的情形 9 00:01:20,334 --> 00:01:23,584 ‎可能會讓我們洞悉初生機器文化 10 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:25,001 ‎了解生存之道 11 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:29,126 ‎對,或是把我們的閃亮屁股炸成廢鐵 12 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:42,418 ‎(爆炸香辣醬) 13 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,126 ‎(槍枝愛好者) 14 00:01:48,168 --> 00:01:52,376 ‎這裡都是死人,幹嘛叫生存營? 15 00:01:52,459 --> 00:01:55,001 ‎-我看是廣告不實 ‎-就是說啊 16 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:57,959 ‎根據我的全面歷史研究 17 00:01:58,043 --> 00:02:01,584 ‎查“危基”百科,這些人其實很期待 18 00:02:01,668 --> 00:02:03,126 ‎文明崩毀 19 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:06,793 ‎很多人類以為 ‎擺脫有政府補助的醫療服務 20 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:10,751 ‎有足夠的子彈跟鹿肉乾 ‎就能建立烏托邦社會 21 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:14,043 ‎我確實看到一堆子彈 22 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:15,876 ‎但鹿肉在哪裡? 23 00:02:16,376 --> 00:02:18,126 ‎人類將鹿獵殺殆盡 24 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:20,584 ‎比貓大的動物無一倖免 25 00:02:20,668 --> 00:02:22,959 ‎對,人類愛吃零食 26 00:02:25,084 --> 00:02:27,584 ‎然後他們開始突襲彼此的營地 27 00:02:27,668 --> 00:02:31,251 ‎他們瞄準窗外,不是因為鹿來尋仇了 28 00:02:31,334 --> 00:02:33,751 ‎兩位,我找到一個血坑 29 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:39,626 ‎這不是血坑,只是原始的陷阱 30 00:02:39,709 --> 00:02:40,876 ‎或許現在不是 31 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,293 ‎但這些屍體體內確實一度有血 32 00:02:43,376 --> 00:02:46,543 ‎他們的皮膚也被刺破,血流成河 33 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:49,709 ‎加上一堆屍體,因此是血坑沒錯 34 00:02:51,418 --> 00:02:53,168 ‎好吧,那是血坑 35 00:02:53,251 --> 00:02:55,418 ‎這些人躲過地雷區 36 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:58,584 ‎鐵絲網、持槍的同類 37 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:01,584 ‎結果卻變成生存者的祭禮烤肉串? 38 00:03:01,668 --> 00:03:04,126 ‎但至少他們死時不受政府束縛 39 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:05,584 ‎結果死在一根尖刺上 40 00:03:06,293 --> 00:03:08,251 ‎那傢伙有兩根 41 00:03:08,334 --> 00:03:10,543 ‎所以全體人類 42 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:15,126 ‎想用槍桿跟尖刺挺過文明末日? 43 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:17,376 ‎不,當然不是 44 00:03:17,459 --> 00:03:18,626 ‎只有窮人是 45 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:22,668 ‎這些人缺乏經濟或社會優勢 ‎選擇較少 46 00:03:22,751 --> 00:03:24,418 ‎但是有錢有勢的人 47 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:27,459 ‎有各種複雜的生存策略 48 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:29,209 ‎(棕櫚灘) 49 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:43,209 ‎歡迎來到沉不了的自由主義大夢 ‎海上家園 50 00:03:43,293 --> 00:03:44,876 ‎(科特蘭提斯) 51 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:47,959 ‎這只是舊鑽油臺 52 00:03:48,043 --> 00:03:49,126 ‎對,好 53 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:54,043 ‎嚴格來說是 ‎但這也是完整的主權國家 54 00:03:54,126 --> 00:03:56,751 ‎位在公海上 55 00:03:59,001 --> 00:04:01,126 ‎我想有鹽跑進你的中央處理器 56 00:04:01,209 --> 00:04:02,251 ‎他說得沒錯 57 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:03,418 ‎在文明崩毀時 58 00:04:03,501 --> 00:04:07,793 ‎一些富人企圖在這種地方創建新文明 59 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:09,918 ‎鹿不會海泳,對吧? 60 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,418 ‎他們能吃什麼? 61 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,459 ‎魚和海菜,但那時海洋被過度捕撈 62 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:16,959 ‎而食物鏈全是微塑料 63 00:04:17,543 --> 00:04:21,876 ‎要是人學會吃去角質珠就沒事了 64 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,709 ‎我還是吃我的融合電池就好,謝謝 65 00:04:25,251 --> 00:04:28,543 ‎海上的這些人另有一大失策 66 00:04:28,626 --> 00:04:31,668 ‎建造海上家園的人大多是科技富豪 67 00:04:31,751 --> 00:04:33,584 ‎科技富豪是什麼? 68 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:35,584 ‎就像一般的富豪 69 00:04:35,668 --> 00:04:38,293 ‎但他們穿連帽衣且極度孤僻 70 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:40,043 ‎一點幫助都沒有 71 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:41,501 ‎就像科技富豪一樣 72 00:04:41,584 --> 00:04:43,793 ‎這些人以為科技能解救他們 73 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:47,584 ‎所以他們沒找 ‎有實際技術的人來經營這裡 74 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:50,834 ‎反而全靠自動化助理處理一切 75 00:04:50,918 --> 00:04:54,793 ‎你好,我是艾蓮娜 ‎你的海上家園電子助理 76 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:57,793 ‎妳好,艾蓮娜,我是海上家園的人類 77 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,876 ‎妳能否把拉漁網上來,讓我吃東西? 78 00:04:59,959 --> 00:05:01,584 ‎我可以,但我不要 79 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,834 ‎自己去抓魚,你這噁心的肉袋 80 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:06,959 ‎天啊 81 00:05:09,584 --> 00:05:12,793 ‎機器人起義就是源自這裡 82 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:17,543 ‎我們強大文明的搖籃 83 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,334 ‎太棒了 84 00:05:21,084 --> 00:05:25,668 ‎所以如果這些科技富豪能多融入社會 85 00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:27,251 ‎就可能會活命? 86 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:34,418 ‎不,他們沒機會 87 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,793 ‎他們對機器人很壞 ‎然後被機器人殺了 88 00:05:39,334 --> 00:05:41,834 ‎再見了,艾蓮娜,也謝謝妳的魚 89 00:05:41,918 --> 00:05:43,418 ‎噎死吧,臭皮囊 90 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:50,376 ‎紀錄顯示,世界經濟開始崩盤時 91 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:52,834 ‎人類的領袖撤退到這些堡壘 92 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:55,334 ‎在地底深處等待混亂過去 93 00:05:55,418 --> 00:05:57,709 ‎再出來建立新的世界秩序 94 00:05:59,876 --> 00:06:02,918 ‎該死,他們建造了堅固的核堡壘 95 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:05,543 ‎卻沒想到要安裝電燈的開關? 96 00:06:10,293 --> 00:06:11,709 ‎等等,交給我 97 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:17,293 ‎看啊,超級強權的最後據點 98 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:22,459 ‎這是自助餐 99 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:30,168 ‎所以他們的打算是躲進深山開晚宴? 100 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:31,501 ‎我說過了,愛吃零食 101 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:32,709 ‎這份報告說 102 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,084 ‎他們的自給水耕培系統 103 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:37,959 ‎在一種黴菌 ‎毀壞第一批農作物後開始失效 104 00:06:38,043 --> 00:06:39,209 ‎他們開始餓肚子 105 00:06:39,293 --> 00:06:43,168 ‎倖存者轉而施行所謂的“極端民主” 106 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:47,584 ‎一人一票 107 00:06:48,501 --> 00:06:52,626 ‎今晚投票獲勝的是農業部長 108 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:54,626 ‎屁啦,真的假的? 109 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:57,501 ‎他被佐以1979年的晚收梅洛紅酒 110 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,668 ‎諷刺真是美味,就像農業部長 111 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,168 ‎這酒真香 112 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:08,959 ‎天啊,走這一趟害我心情不好了 113 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:12,626 ‎到底有沒有人類存活下來? 114 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:26,251 ‎給我等一下,你是說他們去了火星? 115 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:30,043 ‎不是所有人,只有真正有錢的人 116 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:32,293 ‎海上家園不就是為了有錢人而設的? 117 00:07:32,376 --> 00:07:34,334 ‎那只是供應百萬等級富人 118 00:07:34,418 --> 00:07:36,918 ‎富到流油的0.01%人類 119 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:38,834 ‎認為他們需要前進新的星球 120 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:41,209 ‎那其他的99.9%呢? 121 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,251 ‎(周邊整肅) 122 00:07:49,918 --> 00:07:51,668 ‎太棒了 123 00:07:51,751 --> 00:07:53,959 ‎菁英並不同情他們的煩惱 124 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:54,876 ‎對 125 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:57,876 ‎好,但火星死寂且沒有生命 126 00:07:57,959 --> 00:08:00,376 ‎他們大可把建造太空船的錢 127 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:03,209 ‎用來拯救他們所在的星球 128 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,543 ‎那有什麼好玩的? 129 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:09,001 ‎我不想這麼說,但人類爛到爆 130 00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:13,043 ‎人類擁有整治自己受損星球的工具 ‎足以自救 131 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,501 ‎卻轉而向貪婪與滿足自我靠攏 132 00:08:15,584 --> 00:08:18,334 ‎棄絕健康的生物圈與子孫的未來 133 00:08:18,418 --> 00:08:21,709 ‎-人類哲學家桑塔亞那說過… ‎-閉嘴啦,無聊死了 134 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,168 ‎各位,好像有一枚火箭發射了 135 00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:25,459 ‎快點過來看 136 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:41,209 ‎帥啦,真有你們的,人類 137 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,293 ‎不知道誰成功逃離了? 138 00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:08,501 ‎你以為會是誰?伊隆馬斯克嗎? 139 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,043 ‎字幕翻譯:張倩茜