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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎剧名：梅森的老鼠

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‎我看到你们了 臭脾气的混蛋

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‎该死

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‎（转基因生物）

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‎嘿！

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‎吃子弹吧 讨厌的混蛋

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‎这是什么鬼东西？

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‎喂 我是梅森

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‎你知道哪家除虫公司比较好？

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‎对 好吧

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‎不用担心 梅森先生

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‎陷阱科技可以解决你的鼠患小问题

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‎小问题？

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‎这绝对是一次老鼠的武装叛乱

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‎不是

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‎最近我们见多了 梅森先生

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‎是进化

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‎人类一直在让环境变得反常

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‎逼迫动物王国去适应 等等等等

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‎它们会使用某种程度的工具
‎这没什么好担心的

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‎对 少一点达尔文理论
‎多一点啮齿动物杀戮工具

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‎容我介绍TT6

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‎一种带有传感器的

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‎固定位制导脉冲激光器
‎能在一公里外将一只虱子杀死

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‎陷阱技术最先进的装备

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‎每个谷仓只要配备四台这种杀戮机器

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‎你真的可以做到“发射后不用管”

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‎多少钱？

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‎我真的需要这种东西吗？

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‎这是不是有点过分了？

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‎在除虫的问题上
‎怎么小心都不为过 梅森先生

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‎谷仓一号系统上线

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‎我们已经杀死一只了

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‎怎么样？看看啊

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‎是的

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‎我们建议你让其他动物远离杀戮区

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‎它叫苏珊

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‎我希望为此能给我打个折

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‎（苏珊）

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‎发射后不用管

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‎（离线）

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‎搞什么？

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‎你们这些聪明的小混蛋

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‎我本来就担心会出这种事

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‎梅森先生 只有一个办法能解决

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‎我们要用移动版本

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‎全新的TT15 带气冷自动炮

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‎装甲底盘 和海军无人机

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‎一样的瞄准技术

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‎这才是该使用的工具

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‎多少钱？

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‎对 我们已经修复了四台TT6

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‎但上面说你有五台

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‎该死的老鼠把它毁了

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‎恐怕我得报告这台遗失了

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‎祝你使用TT-15好运！

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‎该死

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‎操

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‎谢谢

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‎继续

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‎好孩子

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‎该死

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‎欢迎来到老鼠末日

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‎天啊

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‎操…

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‎见鬼

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‎天呐

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‎像是他妈的第四次世界大战

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‎吃子弹吧 讨厌的混蛋

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‎我为你的勇气干杯 先生

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‎该死

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‎好喝

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‎很好喝

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‎请转接客户服务

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‎你好 我是梅森

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‎对 没错 那个梅森
‎对 我需要取消一张支票

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‎字幕翻译：樊燕妃