1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,718 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,970 - * You, into you * [school bell ringing] 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,347 - John Brinda. - Here. 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,225 - Brodie Beaumont. - Here. 5 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,520 - PJ Carlin. - Present. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,565 - Michael Kalus. - Here. 7 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,525 - Ryan Molina. - Here. 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,694 - * All the time * 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,279 - [bleep] O'Neill. 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,114 * * 11 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,033 [bleep] O'Neill. 12 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,909 * * 13 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,412 [bleep]. 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,581 Damn it, [bleep], I can see you. 15 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,334 - * And you know I'm here waiting * 16 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,461 * Just to see into you * 17 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,505 * Into you, into you * 18 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,925 - Ruthie? 19 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,470 Ruthie? 20 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,847 Ruthie. 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 This is so unprofessional. 22 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,477 What would make you think this is okay? 23 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,901 - I understand. 24 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,362 [upbeat percussive music] 25 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:17,452 * * 26 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:38,973 - [whistles, popping lips] 27 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,059 Okay. 28 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,812 So half of these are water, 29 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,439 half are vodka, and I definitely mixed them up, 30 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,316 so I have no idea which is which. 31 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,776 - Hey, babe? 32 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,487 - Like, do we try them now so we know which is which? 33 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,656 Or do we just play alcoholic roulette 34 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,782 when we get to the parade? - Okay. 35 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,535 Here's another possibility. - Huh? 36 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:01,621 - What if we just stay home, cuddle, and watch the news? 37 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,790 - "The news"? - Yeah, you know the news. 38 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,667 Those channels that make me suicidal. 39 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,837 - Uh, you have actively avoided watching any coverage 40 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,296 of the shooter's trial. 41 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:14,092 And now you want to-- - And maybe that was a mistake. 42 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,177 - [sighs] - Okay, fine. 43 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,013 I don't care what happens to him, 44 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,806 and I have no desire to watch. 45 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,683 I don't want to go because I don't know 46 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,226 if I can see "he who must not be named" 47 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,894 without punching him. - Really? 48 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,939 My trans girlfriend is quoting Harry Potter? 49 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,482 - I'm reclaiming it. 50 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,192 Plus, it seems like something that would piss off Joanne, 51 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,444 and that's a fun bonus. 52 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,362 - Okay, I know you mad at Brodie, but-- 53 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,322 - Well, this is all his fault. 54 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,742 - [sighs] - What? 55 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,412 - Ruthie, I am trying so hard to be patient with you. 56 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,539 I really am. But are you fucking kidding me? 57 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,499 This is not a Brodie problem. 58 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,418 This is a you and Brodie problem. 59 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,004 He's a bad influence, yeah, but you lie to me. 60 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,923 You sneak out. You. 61 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,800 You get that, huh? 62 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:59,387 And if you can't acknowledge that after all of this, 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,182 I don't know what we doing here. 64 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,059 - I do get that. 65 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,810 Really. 66 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,730 - Okay. 67 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,441 Now, the kids are at Brenda's. 68 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,527 We have the whole day to ourselves. 69 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,740 Can we please go to this parade and have fun? 70 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,241 Please? 71 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,994 - Of course. - Yaap. 72 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,288 - You're making too big of a deal about this. 73 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,748 - Am I? Or are you delusional? 74 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,000 - Brodie, delusional? - Never. 75 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,794 - Ha ha, you're hilarious. 76 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,630 This is the perfect opportunity for us to hash things out. 77 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,257 Think about it--we'll be on a moving float together. 78 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,717 She can't run away. 79 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,177 - That sounds like a really good idea. 80 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,595 - Thank you. 81 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,722 - Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out there. 82 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,266 Have you ever considered giving Ruthie some space? 83 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,435 - No. I fucked up. 84 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,562 I have to do something about it. 85 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,859 - Sounds like drama. 86 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,112 Maybe I'll skip lunch and go to the parade. 87 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,115 - Wow. Is Noah a little scared? 88 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,950 - I'm not scared. 89 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,868 I just don't know if I want to have lunch with my dad, 90 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,121 I mean, 'cause our shit's complicated, 91 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,330 and that's-- - Scary? 92 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,456 - Shut up. 93 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,375 I mean, he's never even visited me here. 94 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,544 - Well, he's here now, right? 95 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,422 I mean...that's progress. 96 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,799 - [chuckles] I guess? 97 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,427 But, like, what am I gonna do with him, you know? 98 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,303 I made a list of 40 possible things 99 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,805 that we could do after lunch. 100 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,932 40, and 2 of the things listed 101 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,185 are "sports bar" and "bar to watch sports." 102 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,354 I mean... [sighs] 103 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,231 Maybe I'm overthinking it. 104 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,067 - What if I came to lunch? - Instead of my dad? 105 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,403 [gasps] That'd be so much more fun. 106 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,156 - I'm serious. I'd love to meet him. 107 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,741 Also, I mean, after all the amazing things 108 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,368 you've said about him, it's like, how could I not? 109 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,495 - I would love that. 110 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,039 But are you ready for that? 111 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,874 - I grew up in the Beaumont household, okay? 112 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,043 I'm immune to parental intimidation. 113 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,503 Also, I want to figure out your secrets. 114 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,047 You can tell a lot about someone 115 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,174 from meeting their parents. - Mm. Never mind. 116 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:03,053 Consider yourself uninvited, you little spy. 117 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,348 [sighs] No one I've ever dated has met him. 118 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,476 Well, I'd be honored to be the first. 119 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:17,859 Also, um, maybe we should think about telling Brodie. 120 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,028 - I mean, not that I'm passing the blame, 121 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,197 but why do these kids have to film every fucking moment 122 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,531 at every fucking party anyways? 123 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,241 Can't they just live in the moment? 124 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,118 Is that too much to fucking ask? 125 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,748 - Maybe we wait to tell Brodie. 126 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,583 - Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,587 [upbeat music] 128 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:44,636 * * 129 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,764 [indistinct chatter] 130 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,021 [siren echoing] 131 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:59,526 [somber music] 132 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:03,321 [music picks up] 133 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,616 - Oh, okay, so try to throw just one at a time. 134 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,160 And don't lob a bag at anyone's head. 135 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,578 - But what if they deserve it? 136 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,205 - That's a good question. 137 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,082 - It's not a good question. 138 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,208 - I thought it was. 139 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,918 - All right, people, listen, 140 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,629 we're giving good vibes, not concussions. 141 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,008 - Every day the jury takes 142 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,676 is like a slap in our fucking faces. 143 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,845 I swear, if he doesn't get at least a life sentence, 144 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,139 I'm gonna riot. - Yeah? 145 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,391 You gonna flip a cop car? 146 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,393 [chuckles] - Okay, maybe not me. 147 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,894 But I am gonna watch the news coverage 148 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,230 of a Cane's getting looted with glee. 149 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,816 How are they still talking? What is there to talk about? 150 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,651 - I have no idea-- - Ugh, and that interview 151 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,194 last night with the shooter's cousin-- 152 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,196 "You know, he was always such a sweet guy." 153 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,823 Really, bitch? Always? 154 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,033 'Cause I can think of a moment 155 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,576 where he wasn't that fucking sweet. 156 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,494 - Babe, I think maybe 157 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,621 you should take a break from watching. 158 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,790 - Not gonna happen. 159 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,044 But you can punish me for it later. 160 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,545 - What a sweetheart. 161 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,797 But I told you I have to work tonight. 162 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,758 - Yeah, you do have to work tonight... 163 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,509 on this ass. Tshh. 164 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,681 [upbeat music] 165 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:16,811 * * 166 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,190 - [laughs] Okay! Okay! - Okay. 167 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,025 - You look amazing. - Thank you. You too. 168 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,153 - I'm sorry, but a fucking soy latte? 169 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,489 The order of acceptable coffee milks is oat, almond, 170 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,324 skim, 2%, whole, then soy. 171 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,576 Soy fucks up my T levels. 172 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,787 Bitch. 173 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,539 - I think this bitch may be a literal demon. 174 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,249 - I know, but floats are expensive, 175 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,669 and Babyl-Strong put up some of the money. 176 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,046 - Why are we here? 177 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,756 - 'Cause we're trying to give back some hope 178 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,050 to our community. 179 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,427 - Oh. 180 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,262 - What? Is that dumb? 181 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,515 - [chuckles] Nah. 182 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,933 I was just expecting some bitchy aside 183 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,935 about enemas or some shit. 184 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,771 - We still got time for that. - You nasty. 185 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,024 - Brodie, I am so glad we're double-teaming this. 186 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,277 We should...do that more often. 187 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,073 - Now I feel unclean. 188 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,201 Hold up, wait a minute. 189 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,787 Your little float need Bussey in it. 190 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:22,961 * * 191 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,047 [school bell rings, indistinct chatter] 192 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,716 - Do you really need to do that? 193 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,260 - Study? Yes. - You have, like, a 4.2 GPA. 194 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,179 I'm pretty sure you don't need to cram for a Beowulf quiz. 195 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,889 - You've met my parents. 196 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,642 - Brenda's fine. She just-- - Married Winston. 197 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,061 - Okay, well, that's a good argument. 198 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,397 You know what else is a good argument? 199 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,400 [upbeat music] 200 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,569 * * 201 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,822 [school bell rings] 202 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,326 - Get to class, boys. 203 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,788 * * 204 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,041 - There will be no grinding, 205 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:05,628 no drinking, no hanky-panky of any kind. 206 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,214 And you are responsible 207 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,091 for the behavior of your dates. 208 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,010 So I want you to think carefully 209 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,803 about the character of any girl 210 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,431 you would bring to our school. 211 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,016 - Uh, question. 212 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,352 Does this also apply to any boys we might bring? 213 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,687 [students chuckle] - Cut it out, [bleep]. 214 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,981 This is a Catholic dance at a Catholic school. 215 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,567 There will be Catholic expectations. 216 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,445 - Huh, got it. No boys. - Exactly. 217 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,905 - Just little boys. 218 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,740 [students chuckle] - Okay, okay. 219 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,950 Look, I like jokes, too, but that's enough. 220 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,786 I don't want to JUG anybody. 221 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,079 - Uh, question. 222 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,122 Do these rules still apply to Father Tim? 223 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,750 And if so, has anyone seen him since he was transferred 224 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,794 to a different Catholic school in the middle of the night? 225 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,712 [students chuckle] 226 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,005 - Very funny. 227 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,675 You know what else is funny, Mr. O'Neill? 228 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,635 You're out of uniform. 229 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,303 - No, I'm not. 230 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,639 Do you think I'd be wearing a blazer if I didn't have to? 231 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,224 - Where's your tie? 232 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,567 [students chuckle] 233 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,486 Put it on correctly and have a seat. 234 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,988 - Uh, the handbook doesn't say where I have to wear my tie, 235 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,782 just that I have to wear it. 236 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,535 - I'm not kidding, [bleep]. Put it on right. 237 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,037 [students whispering] 238 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,207 - No. 239 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,668 I-I don't... 240 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,837 No. 241 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,423 - Do you want me to JUG you? 242 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,508 - Not really, but it feels like you're making 243 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,176 a big fucking deal about a tie. 244 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,887 - That's it. Bring me your JUG card. 245 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,190 Now put it on correctly, 246 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:52,944 or you're going to Mr. Jameson's office, now. 247 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,947 [soft music] 248 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:02,871 * * 249 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,569 - You okay? 250 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,571 What was that about? 251 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,283 - Okay, are there any questions before we take the quiz? 252 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,620 - Yeah, I've got one. 253 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,206 Don't you think calling detentions "Justice Under God" 254 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,540 is a little gay? 255 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,959 I mean, being overdramatic is usually our thing. 256 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,962 [dramatic music] 257 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,423 * * 258 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,843 [indistinct chatter] 259 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,388 - Oh, my God, you missed JCJ almost murder his assistant 260 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,723 over some very weird and specific dairy opinions. 261 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:07,602 - Yeah, well, it's probably a pretty stressful day. 262 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,772 - [laughs] Wow, that must've been embarrassing for you, huh? 263 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,775 [excited chatter] 264 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:17,362 * * 265 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,494 - I think he's gonna like this place. 266 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,246 - [sighs] That's cute that you think that. 267 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,456 - Hear me out. It's close to the parade. 268 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,625 - He'll hate that it's close to the parade. 269 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,043 - Okay, then why'd you pick it, then? 270 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,545 We could've gone somewhere on the other side of town. 271 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,673 - Then he would hate that we weren't near the parade. 272 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,882 - Oh. 273 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,592 He sounds fun. 274 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,802 - I'm sorry. 275 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,512 It's a bad habit. 276 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,097 He's okay. 277 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,684 Uh, you know, the first couple days will be a journey, 278 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,020 but, uh, he'll soften up. 279 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,022 I mean, he came. - Yeah. 280 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,690 - I understand you want contingencies. 281 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,608 Okay, well, here's a contingency. 282 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,028 I'll let you call me again contingent on the fact 283 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,863 that you don't waste my time. 284 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,157 I'm walking into a meeting. 285 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,908 [sighs] 286 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,994 What's good here? 287 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,205 [upbeat music] 288 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,666 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah, I want them beads! 289 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:18,840 * * 290 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,808 [crowd cheering] 291 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,896 - Whoo! [both giggling] 292 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:39,110 * * 293 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,995 - I saw them. - Ain't nobody saw. 294 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,455 - I don't understand how we having this conversion. 295 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,291 - Also, Bussey, I saw you literally beat a man to death. 296 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,960 - That motherfucker had it coming. 297 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,005 - Brodie, come over here and be on my side. 298 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049 - Uh, your side of what now? 299 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,385 - Can you pay attention to the rest of the world? 300 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,678 The trial, bitch. 301 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,554 - Oh, not interested. 302 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,058 - Okay, so the man who shot you is on trial, 303 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,518 and you don't care-- how is that possible? 304 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,020 - I don't know. I guess I got my fill the first time. 305 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,523 - That's fucking insane to me. - Okay, calm down. 306 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,442 He can have his opinion, no matter how wrong he is. 307 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,569 - Thank you. 308 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,863 - And you can have yours, no matter how wrong you are. 309 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,115 - Thank you. 310 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,449 - [scoffs] Look, I just think 311 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493 the motherfucker needs the death penalty. 312 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,829 - Now, I don't think I deserve all that. 313 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,205 - I can't be the only person 314 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,540 who thinks he should get the chair. 315 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,959 - Baby, I don't think they do the chair no more. 316 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,336 Lock his ass up, throw away the key, yes. 317 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,464 - Why do we protest the prison industrial complex, 318 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:45,135 but once we the victim, suddenly we all for it? 319 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,014 [jazzy marching band music playing] 320 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,641 All right, yeah, fuck that dude. 321 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,310 Throw away the key. - Hear-motherfuckin'-hear. 322 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,104 - I mean, I'm definitely on team fuck him, 323 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,148 but life in prison 324 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,607 seems like a decent punishment 325 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,028 for being a violent, murderous, homophobic shit stain. 326 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,904 - Yeah, well, you weren't there, so... 327 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,781 - Shit, babe, I'm sorry. 328 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,283 You're right. 329 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,325 - It's okay. 330 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,660 Just know that while I'm paying you, 331 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,662 I'm always right. 332 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,832 - Did y'all read that manifesto somebody leaked on Reddit? 333 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,500 - What, he not a fan of the gays? 334 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,503 - Girl, at one point, this motherfucker said, 335 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,297 "I hate to say it, 336 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,216 but these faggots are destroying our culture." 337 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,636 And I'm like, "Really, bitch? Do you hate to say it?" 338 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,180 You wrote 20 pages. 339 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,599 Seems like your ass loves to say it. 340 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:39,397 * * 341 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,484 - Hey. 342 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,711 [parade sounds muffled] 343 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,213 - Wow. 344 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,256 So this is where they keep all the candy and beads. 345 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,175 - Yeah, we can pretend you want the tour, 346 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,635 or we could just... 347 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:26,903 * * 348 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,533 both: * Whoa, I never meant to brag * 349 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,285 * But I got him where I want him now * 350 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,705 * Whoa, it was never my intention to brag * 351 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,125 * To steal it all away from you now * 352 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,711 * But, God, does it feel so good * 353 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,213 * 'Cause I got him where I want him now * 354 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,716 * And if you could, then you know you would * 355 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,636 * 'Cause, God, it just feels so * 356 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,682 - * It just feels so good * [knocking at door] 357 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,684 * Second chances, they don't-- * 358 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,312 - Okay, boys, put away the "Playboys." 359 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,690 - [chuckles] Yes, sir, they're all gone. 360 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,861 - Brodie, I saw your biology midterm. 361 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,529 - I got an A-minus. 362 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,823 - Which is not good enough if your goals are what they are. 363 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,783 If you want to get into a med school that matters, 364 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,703 you really need to make yourself stand out. 365 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,455 - Yes, sir, but I really-- 366 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,540 - I know you're not talking back to me right now. 367 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,250 - No, sir. Sorry. 368 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,378 - All right, boys, it's late. Lights out. 369 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,386 [both sigh] 370 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,182 - I fucking hate that guy. 371 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,771 You okay? 372 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,439 - [sighs] 373 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:48,610 Do you want me to be honest or pretend you're someone else? 374 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,487 - I'm sorry. 375 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,322 Hey, if it's any consolation, 376 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,324 the rich white guy always loses in the end. 377 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,785 - [scoffs] - Oh, shit, is that not right? 378 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,828 [laughs] 379 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,831 [soft music] 380 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:06,378 * * 381 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,172 How do he and Brenda not know you're gay? 382 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,924 - Denial is one hell of a drug. 383 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,634 [chuckles] 384 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,469 - Do you think... 385 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,473 I don't know. 386 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,183 Maybe you should tell them. 387 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,353 - [groans] - Hey, at least Brenda. 388 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,605 She doesn't seem to mind all this gay. 389 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,360 - She's, like... 390 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,114 like, an "I have friends who are gay" person. 391 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,700 * * 392 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,868 It's different when it's your kid. 393 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:43,957 * * 394 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,000 - Yeah. 395 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:51,256 * * 396 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,216 - You know what? 397 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,844 You're right. - I am? 398 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,886 - Yeah. 399 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,889 Like, what the fuck am I doing? 400 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,725 I'm stressed all the time. 401 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,893 I let them dictate my whole life. 402 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,895 I got to stop living in fear. 403 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,607 - Oh, my God, who is she? Where did she come from? 404 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,859 - Okay, okay! 405 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,235 Look, look, look, I don't-- 406 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,320 I don't know how I should do it, 407 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,322 but it's got to be big. 408 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,577 * * 409 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,663 Let's go to the dance together. 410 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207 We'll--we'll wear matching suits. 411 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,501 We'll make out on the dance floor 412 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,128 and watch Father Antonelli's head explode. 413 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,921 - Oh, my God, fuck that homophobe. 414 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,841 - It'll be worth all the JUGs. - Oh, my God. I love it! 415 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,885 Yeah. Yes! 416 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,345 [both laughing] - Ohh... 417 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,305 - Wait, so are you gonna stop being a psycho 418 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,474 about schoolwork you hate but pretend to love? 419 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,309 - Okay, well, let's not get crazy. 420 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,603 That one may take a while. [both laugh] 421 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,938 [grunts] I still have work to do. 422 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:55,278 * * 423 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,322 I love you. 424 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366 You know that, right? 425 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,285 * * 426 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,996 - I do. - [giggles] 427 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,956 - I love you, too. 428 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:10,669 * * 429 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,962 [both chuckle] 430 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,964 - Okay. 431 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,926 To being who you really are no matter what. 432 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,640 Hey. [chuckles] 433 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:27,268 [bleep], you there? - Yeah. Whoa. 434 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,895 Sorry, zoned out there. 435 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,982 To being who we really are. 436 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:40,198 * * 437 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,081 [jazzy marching band music playing] 438 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:55,046 * * 439 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,050 - Excuse me. 440 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,469 Excuse me. There she is. 441 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806 You okay? 442 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,099 - Yeah. 443 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,478 Brodie just won't leave me... 444 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,313 Ugh. 445 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,066 Honestly, I just want to-- 446 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,569 [sighs deeply] 447 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,070 I'm fine. 448 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,449 - I get that it's weird, 449 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,618 but, you know, you can talk to me. 450 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,245 - Oh, really? 451 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,497 I don't even think I should be seen with you, let alone talk. 452 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,833 - [chuckles] 453 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,294 Nice. 454 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,755 You and Brodie really know how to make a girl feel special. 455 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,757 - No, I'm--I'm sorry. I just meant because-- 456 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,258 - Whatever. Whatever. 457 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:46,264 * * 458 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,640 What? 459 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,893 - I like your skirt. 460 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,064 - Thanks. 461 00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,070 - You know, you can talk to me about... 462 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,031 Whatever... 463 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,574 if you want. 464 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:12,165 * * 465 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,960 Hey, be careful. 466 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,881 - Careful of what? 467 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,634 Someone who actually wants to be seen with me? 468 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,761 Yeah, I'm good. 469 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,848 Happy Mardi Gras. 470 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,101 Oh, you got any extras? 471 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,190 - Whatever. I think you should be proud of yourself. 472 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,817 - [sighs] For what? 473 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,902 Turning Mingus into a fuckboy? 474 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,656 Or alienating my best friend? 475 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,909 - Bitch, I was talking about the damn float. 476 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,537 What happened to bringing hope back to the community 477 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,705 and all this shit? 478 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,708 [dramatic music] 479 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:59,629 * * 480 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,389 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. 481 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,807 - Hey. 482 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,225 - I thought Julian was coming. 483 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,978 - Oh, yeah, he said he had to go to the bathroom. 484 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,234 - So is this the... - Okay, yes. 485 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,611 Look, I know it's a lot, but I think it'll be perfect 486 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,405 for Operation Faggotry. 487 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,199 I might need to get better at naming operations. 488 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:31,411 [chuckles] 489 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,580 You okay? 490 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,832 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. 491 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,712 - Okay, so I was thinking that-- 492 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,630 - We need to break up. 493 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,843 - What? 494 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,055 - I've been thinking about it a lot, and, um... 495 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,765 - You have? 496 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,852 When? - A lot, like, all the time. 497 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,271 And it's the only thing to do, so... 498 00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,898 yeah, we should do that. 499 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,775 We should break up. 500 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,363 - We just said we loved each other. 501 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,281 Like, like, is--is this because I'm not out yet? 502 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,075 Because I can-- I can call my parents right now 503 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,701 and come out to them if that's what you want. 504 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,244 Just tell me what you want, [bleep], please-- 505 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,579 - Don't! Just-- 506 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,456 I don't know what I want 507 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,957 or why things are the way they are 508 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,251 or if I'm just losing my mind. 509 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:24,839 But I feel guilty and sad, and I want us to be friends. 510 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,466 And I know that's fucked up to say, 511 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,968 and I don't want to be fucked up to you, but... 512 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,471 I don't know how to be... 513 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,057 or--or who to be. 514 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,059 Or, um... 515 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,770 Um... 516 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,314 I-I just--I can't. 517 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,774 - [bleep]! 518 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,735 [moody music] 519 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:52,909 * * 520 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,305 [jazzy marching band music playing] 521 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:21,271 * * 522 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,444 - Look, I know I'm not your favorite person, 523 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,320 but she won't even talk to me. 524 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,156 I fucked up. 525 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,199 * * 526 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,201 What if I go to her disciplinary hearing? 527 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,288 I can explain the whole thing and tell them it was my fault. 528 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,832 - The hearing was yesterday, Brodie. 529 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,793 [dramatic music] 530 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,129 * * 531 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,055 [Kevin Devine's "Letting a Good One Go"] 532 00:25:55,096 --> 00:26:01,644 * * 533 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:05,774 - * I think I thought so much * 534 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,568 * About losing you * 535 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:13,531 * * 536 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:18,536 * That I never really had you * 537 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,996 * * 538 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,832 [music softens through headphones] 539 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:27,462 * You spend so much time * 540 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:31,716 * You spend so much time * 541 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:36,638 * When you think you've got all the time * 542 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,557 * In the world * 543 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:46,523 * * 544 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:54,489 * You're letting a good one go * 545 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:59,577 * You're letting a good one go * 546 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:06,668 * You're letting a good one go * 547 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:13,466 * * 548 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:16,594 [crowd cheering, whistling] 549 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,017 - What ever happened to that, uh, med school buddy? 550 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,685 I never got to meet him. 551 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,229 - Well, unlike my med school boyfriend, 552 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,524 Julian is there for me and cares about me. 553 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,777 - Also, um, he dropped out of med school, just FYI. 554 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,196 - What do you do, Julian? 555 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,865 - Um, I actually just applied 556 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,908 to this flight attendant program. 557 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,368 - Sounds great. 558 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,788 - What about the partner track? How's that treating you? 559 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,125 - It's great. 560 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,543 - Good. 561 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,754 Well, at least you're going somewhere. 562 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:54,174 That's good. Uh, I'm happy for you. 563 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,717 - Thanks, Papi. 564 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,177 Um, so I was thinking 565 00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,971 we could maybe see some live music tonight-- 566 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,681 - Noah, you know, I was thinking 567 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,391 about what I faced when I came to this country 568 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,352 with nothing but the shoes on my feet-- 569 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:07,896 which I stole from my cousin, by the way. 570 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,856 And now look at your old man. 571 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,901 I'm speaking at the biggest realtor's conference 572 00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,194 in the country. 573 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:17,572 That's the kind of success I want for you. 574 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,616 - You didn't say anything about a conference. 575 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,493 - [laughing] Well, of course I did. 576 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,536 That's why I'm in New Orleans. 577 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:26,331 Anyway, I'm glad I got a chance to see it. 578 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,750 I do hope you, uh, fly to Detroit soon 579 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,919 because it'd be great to have you at home. 580 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,295 - Yeah, I will do that. 581 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,590 - Julian. - I'd love to come to Detroit. 582 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:39,094 - Uh, it was nice to meet you. 583 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:42,263 - [sighs deeply] 584 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:46,976 [upbeat music] 585 00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:48,561 * * 586 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,855 - I just don't understand why I'm the asshole here. 587 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,565 Why? Because I want justice? 588 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,568 - Babe, it's okay for you to feel however you want. 589 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:58,363 - Yeah, I know that. Thank you, Dr. Ali. 590 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,825 - [scoffs] Okay. Just trying to help. 591 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,284 - Mm. 592 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,996 Honestly, if you want to help... 593 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,915 you can blow my back out later. 594 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,045 - I have work later, remember? I have a client. 595 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:17,882 But tomorrow I will do whatever my baby needs. 596 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,261 - Mm. I don't understand why you still do that. 597 00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:23,888 - That, meaning my job? 598 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,223 - Yeah, seeing other clients. 599 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,475 - Well, honey, I care about you, 600 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,144 but I need to make money, too. 601 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,563 - What happened to the money I gave you at the crip rave? 602 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,648 Is that not enough to buy me, like, any exclusivity? 603 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,191 - Babe-- 604 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,651 - No, tell me how much money you need 605 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,611 to fuck the unlovable asshole. - Look... 606 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:42,365 I'm a fucking person, not just a dick on legs. 607 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,658 I didn't take the money. 608 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,203 I put the money back at the crip rave. 609 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:48,872 I thought we could have a relationship, 610 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,833 but you're not really relationship material, are you? 611 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,918 - [scoffs] Wow. 612 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,504 How the hell was I supposed to know we were in a relationship? 613 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,465 - You never listen. 614 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,551 I told you I care about you. 615 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,094 What do I have to say for you to get it 616 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,262 through your thick skull? 617 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,430 - I don't know. 618 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,848 How about, are you Richard Gere? 619 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:07,849 'Cause I want you to make 620 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,726 my "Pretty Woman" dreams come true. 621 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,227 - Fuck you. 622 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,313 You know how complicated and fucked up it is 623 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,565 to fall for a client? 624 00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,530 I can't do this. 625 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:26,576 [jazzy marching band music playing] 626 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,994 - Fuck. 627 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:32,332 * * 628 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,833 [indistinct chatter] 629 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,671 - Girl, I am not having this conversation. 630 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,840 - I just, like, I texted him, and he didn't even answer. 631 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,509 I don't know what-- - Excuse me. 632 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,011 - Oh-- - Uh, okay. 633 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:48,890 What is happening right now? - Ruthie, I have to fix this. 634 00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:50,767 I was an asshole, and I can't let you lose your job 635 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:51,810 because of me. 636 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,396 - Do you know something I don't? 637 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,438 - What do you mean? 638 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,607 - I mean, I wasn't fired. 639 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,609 - You weren't? - No. 640 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,695 I mean, I had the hearing. They wanted to fire me. 641 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,363 But I played the trans card. 642 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,572 I played the "hate crime victim" card. 643 00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,241 Hell, I played every card I had, 644 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,576 and then I maxed them out. 645 00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,662 They put me on leave of absence until the fall. 646 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,542 - Wait, then why are you still mad at me? 647 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,628 - [scoffs] Really? 648 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,046 [laughs] 649 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,966 Do--do you really not get this? 650 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:26,803 - I mean, things aren't great, but they seem to be okay. 651 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,472 - Okay? 652 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,518 You don't care who you hurt. 653 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,979 You just steamroll everyone, me included, 654 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,314 time and time again. 655 00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,608 Brodie... 656 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,611 you dragged me to Babylon that night. 657 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:46,281 And I missed one of the most important moments 658 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,241 of my life, okay? 659 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,993 I can't get that back. 660 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,537 - Okay, but how could I have known any of that was-- 661 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,039 - Well, no. Of course you couldn't know. 662 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,541 To know, you need to actually think about other people. 663 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,128 - Okay. 664 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,297 You're right. That's--that's totally true. 665 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,591 - Okay, no. Ew. Don't do that. 666 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634 Okay, self--self-awareness about bad behavior 667 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,596 doesn't make it not bad behavior. 668 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,431 - Look, fuck this. 669 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,974 You're so full of shit. 670 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,392 - Yeah, and there's the real fucking Brodie. 671 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,685 - No, I'm serious. 672 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,437 Like, what the hell are you talking about? 673 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,564 - I'm talking about how you're a selfish, 674 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,358 self-destructive narcissist 675 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:24,069 with an unending need for validation 676 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,445 that lives somewhere near 677 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:28,198 where a normal person's heart should be. 678 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,575 You never show up for me, Brodie. 679 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,952 - Bullshit. I've shown up for you. 680 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,038 You know I've shown up for you. - Do I know that? 681 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,041 Do I know that? - You know what? Fuck you. 682 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,626 Like, am I selfish? 683 00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:41,544 Am I self-destructive? - Yeah. 684 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,213 - Yeah, sure, but so are you. 685 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:46,007 You know, I actually don't remember forcing you 686 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,384 to do anything. 687 00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:48,885 Did I make you drink with your student? 688 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,595 Did I make you sneak out of the house that night 689 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:51,846 to go to Babylon? 690 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,516 I mean, Jesus Christ, stop yelling at me 691 00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:56,518 for all the things you hate about yourself 692 00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,561 and your own fucking regrets, [bleep]! 693 00:32:58,603 --> 00:33:02,774 [dramatic music] 694 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,359 Ruthie... 695 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,820 I am so-- - Wow. 696 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,739 - No, that slipped out, and, um, 697 00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,241 I've known you since... - Yeah. 698 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:12,992 - And I-- - You know what? 699 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,578 * * 700 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,331 You're right. 701 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,001 I am selfish. 702 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,170 I am self-destructive. 703 00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:26,047 But six months ago, 704 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:29,175 I was in a relationship with someone I loved. 705 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:31,469 I was about to have babies. 706 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:34,973 I had a job that I loved and that loved me. 707 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,684 I was happy. 708 00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,478 And then you showed up. 709 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,564 The best version of me 710 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:45,150 only exists when you're not here. 711 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,194 And it's not just me. 712 00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:51,031 Other people's lives were better without you, too. 713 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:55,744 * * 714 00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:59,205 Noah and Daddius were together, by the way. 715 00:33:59,247 --> 00:34:02,876 Noah is in love with him. 716 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,378 Not that you even noticed. 717 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:09,591 * * 718 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:12,510 [jazzy marching band music playing] 719 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:19,684 * * 720 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,043 [knocking at door] 721 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,505 [indistinct speaking on TV] 722 00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,176 - Hi. 723 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,728 - You didn't want to go to the dance? 724 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,689 - Yeah. 725 00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,190 No. 726 00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:11,444 [chatter continues] 727 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,947 I love when they do "The Real World" marathons. 728 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,115 - Yeah. 729 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,575 You just missed Seattle. 730 00:35:19,035 --> 00:35:20,745 - I love Seattle. 731 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,455 - David is so hot. 732 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,168 - Hawaii's not bad. 733 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,342 Okay, so I know you're going through some things, 734 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:38,680 and I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... 735 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:42,017 but I thought maybe you'd want this back. 736 00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,518 - Thanks. 737 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:50,233 - Open it. 738 00:36:05,248 --> 00:36:08,918 [tender music] 739 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:15,884 * * 740 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:17,594 You hate it. 741 00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,804 - [chuckles] 742 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:22,807 Do you want me to be honest or pretend you're someone else? 743 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,934 - Honest. 744 00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:26,936 - I don't have to wear it, do I? 745 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,813 - [chuckles softly] 746 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,316 No. 747 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:34,235 I found that crumpled-up note, and... 748 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:36,071 it's a symbol. 749 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:38,114 * * 750 00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:40,742 I see you. 751 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,953 - [crying] Good, 'cause it's an ugly fucking dress. 752 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:50,669 * * 753 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:55,006 - You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to. 754 00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:57,592 But I'm here. 755 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:02,013 I mean, you didn't get very far in your letter 756 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,933 before you bailed, so... - [laughs] 757 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,268 Whew. 758 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,442 I don't even know where to start. 759 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,123 [sighs] 760 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,753 How old are you when you do swimming lessons? 761 00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:35,797 - Four, five. 762 00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,842 - Right. 763 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:43,596 It was during swimming lessons, 764 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,474 and I'd reached that age where my mom thought I was too old 765 00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:50,311 to go into the women's locker room with her... 766 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,689 and that I should go into the men's room by myself. 767 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:58,945 I cried, just cried. 768 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,822 I couldn't stop. 769 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:05,910 I remember trying, and I-I couldn't. 770 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:09,122 My dad thought I was just being a pussy, and-- 771 00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:12,167 Yeah, sure, I probably was. [chuckles] 772 00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:16,755 And for a long time, I thought that's what was going on. 773 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,676 But now I know what was going on. 774 00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:27,932 And--and once you see it, you can't unsee it. 775 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:34,856 * * 776 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:40,153 I... 777 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:45,492 I really wanted to go to the dance with you. 778 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,954 I thought it would be so cool to be there for you 779 00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:52,707 for this big coming-out moment. 780 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:58,380 But I couldn't put on a suit, not even one more time. 781 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,386 - It's okay. 782 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:11,559 * * 783 00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,650 - Have you chosen a name yet? 784 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,151 - Ooh... 785 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,528 [sniffles] 786 00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:24,864 No. [chuckles] 787 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,783 I don't know what I'm doing. 788 00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:32,789 * * 789 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,207 - How about Ruthie? 790 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,334 - [laughs] 791 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,753 Can you imagine? 792 00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,880 How dumb would it be if I named myself 793 00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:43,008 after the girl who had her stomach pumped 794 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,676 on "The Real World: Hawaii"? 795 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,177 [laughing] 796 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,388 - Sounds like a premonition. 797 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,557 - Shut up. Mm. 798 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,269 I love you. 799 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,856 - I love you, too. 800 00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:04,863 * * 801 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:08,533 [crowd cheering] 802 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,326 [Morly's "Wasted"] 803 00:40:10,368 --> 00:40:13,788 - * Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh * 804 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:17,542 * * 805 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:20,754 * Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh * 806 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:24,090 * * 807 00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:28,428 * I still run in the dark * 808 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:31,389 - I'm sorry, but that was... - Yep. 809 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,558 - I just-- I can't believe someone 810 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,894 so thoughtful and empathetic came from him. 811 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:38,813 - I don't know. He has had a hard life. 812 00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:41,274 - Well, yeah, but-- - And he's trying. 813 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:42,859 He's never done that before. 814 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,196 - What? Be rude to the waitstaff? 815 00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:48,281 - [sighs] 816 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:52,410 He asked about me, and he met you. 817 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,746 - That's a pretty low bar, right? 818 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:58,667 - And one he's literally never cleared until today. 819 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:02,420 - Well, thank God I came to lunch and charmed him. 820 00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,047 - * Oh, you * 821 00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,758 - [chuckles] 822 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,511 - * How do I stop * 823 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:12,764 * The love? * 824 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:14,265 * * 825 00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:16,851 * You know I learned, I've had... * 826 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,062 - If you're just joining us, the Babylon shooter 827 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,147 has been found guilty on all counts. 828 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,733 Prosecutors will be seeking the death penalty. 829 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:26,820 - * Just a little more * 830 00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:29,239 * You'd feel it, too * 831 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,199 * * 832 00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:34,869 * But I was just wasted... * 833 00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:39,624 [laughter echoing] 834 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,628 - * I was just wasted * 835 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,505 * On you * 836 00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:47,799 * * 837 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:52,929 * Ooh * 838 00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:55,265 * * 839 00:41:55,306 --> 00:42:00,145 * Ooh * 840 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:02,981 * * 841 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:07,318 * Now I'm so tired of acting tough * 842 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,988 * * 843 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:14,284 * I want someone who wants my love * 844 00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:15,702 - And now a special report-- 845 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,495 the tragic nightclub shooting verdict is in. 846 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,664 After a lengthy deliberation... 847 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,709 - Should we go to the bedroom? - Shut up. 848 00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:26,546 - * Have taught you to * 849 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:30,342 * But I was just wasted * 850 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:33,803 * Ooh, wasted * 851 00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:38,975 * I was just wasted * 852 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:44,606 * On you * 853 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:51,780 * * 854 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,868 * Wasted on you * 855 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,661 * * 856 00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:00,622 * Wasted * 857 00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,707 - Hey, how was the parade? 858 00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:08,672 - How could you? - What do you mean? 859 00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:12,300 - All this time, I felt guilty for how I treated you. 860 00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:15,011 I thought I was the bad guy. 861 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:17,472 It turns out you're no fucking saint. 862 00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:18,932 - I didn't say I was. 863 00:43:18,973 --> 00:43:22,060 - Were you just not gonna tell me about the two of you? 864 00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:24,187 - [sighs] 865 00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:28,858 Look, however you found out is not how I wanted you to. 866 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,902 But I suppose it's better that you know-- 867 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:34,406 - Yeah, I'm so glad you think this is better. 868 00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:36,032 - Look, we didn't plan on it, 869 00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:37,951 and we wouldn't have jumped in if it wasn't something special, 870 00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:41,788 but what Julian and I have, it is special. 871 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:45,291 [footsteps] 872 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,294 [dramatic music] 873 00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:55,468 * * 874 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,020 - I was talking about Daddius. 875 00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:13,278 [intense percussive music] 876 00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:20,493 * *