1 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:11,052 [upbeat percussive music] 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,096 * * 3 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,264 - [gasps] 4 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,224 - Damn, I've always wanted to do that. 5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,727 - What the hell, Marvin? - Sorry, baby. 6 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,396 Houseguests are like fish. They go bad after three days. 7 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,273 I don't normally say this, 8 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,816 but you gotta get your shit together. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,735 - [groans] 10 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,111 - Or don't. 11 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,612 Just get the hell off my couch. 12 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,614 * * 13 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:32,741 And wash ya ass. 14 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,159 * * 15 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,285 - [exhales heavily] 16 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:42,250 * * 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,462 [birds chirping] 18 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,924 Bitch, I can't believe you fucked Noah. 19 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,301 My Noah. 20 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,096 You know, I'm tempted to piss on your grave, 21 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,181 but I know you'd like that. 22 00:00:56,222 --> 00:01:00,602 * * 23 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,771 But you do hate it when people steal your drugs. 24 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:06,316 * * 25 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,944 I'll take this as your apology for fucking my man. 26 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:14,991 * * 27 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:18,745 [upbeat percussive music] 28 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:25,543 * * 29 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,393 [birds singing] 30 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,729 [dog barking] 31 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,273 - Morning. Couldn't sleep again? 32 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,400 - When did Sarah Michelle Gellar 33 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,651 rebrand as a chef? 34 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,946 - [groans] I try not to think about it. 35 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,448 I'm gonna go check the mail for your acceptance letter. 36 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,035 - Don't. - But it might have come today. 37 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,537 - I know, but I'm nervous. 38 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,748 Let's just have our day, all right? 39 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,794 - You are meant to be up in the sky, serving ginger ale. 40 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,088 - Right, well it does taste 41 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,297 better up there, for the record. 42 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,883 - Yeah. You know what tastes better up there? 43 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,593 Mwah! 44 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,678 Let's go. 45 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,265 * * 46 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,350 Boom. No cuts, bitch. 47 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,186 - Wow. I'm a real boy. 48 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,688 - [chuckles] 49 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,523 All right, turn around. Hole next. 50 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,028 - Really? - No, you sick fuck. 51 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,446 Plus, we're gonna need 52 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,822 a bigger one of these if we're doing that. 53 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:39,159 - * Eyes adjust me on limes * 54 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:44,372 * * 55 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,416 * L--l--limes * 56 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:53,715 * * 57 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:54,966 [door opens] 58 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,223 - Oh. Is this for sex later? 59 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,309 The recipe does not call for zucchini. 60 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,727 - They're for Eric and Taylor. 61 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,270 I'm making them zucchini noodles, 62 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,272 because they don't fuck with carbs. 63 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,607 - Hey, do you think 64 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,900 the whole meeting each other's friends thing 65 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,694 is a little masochistic? 66 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,196 I'm just saying, we might get back problems 67 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,447 from carrying the conversation. 68 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,241 - I just--I want to be like a normal couple 69 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,410 that hangs out with each other's friends 70 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,578 while eating a pasta dish 71 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,372 from the mind of Sarah Michelle Gellar. 72 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,832 Which, speaking of... 73 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,296 [crickets chirping] 74 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,131 - Are you kidding? What can't she do? 75 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,424 - [laughs] 76 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,801 [knock at door] 77 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,386 - Hello? 78 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,762 - I'll get it. 79 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,555 - Let me in. 80 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,140 Peekaboo! [both chuckle] 81 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,518 You took forever! Shut the heck up. 82 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,894 You live here? 83 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,229 Okay, Mr. Adulting. 84 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,730 [laughs] Hi. 85 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,732 - Hi. - I miss this. 86 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,192 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 87 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,610 - Me and Court were just saying, 88 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,320 is this the first time you've seen us out of uniform? 89 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,822 - It is. 90 00:03:58,863 --> 00:03:59,864 You've literally only seen me dressed as a hot dog. 91 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,324 [laughter] 92 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,284 - Speaking of, I got you a corndog, 93 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,619 'cause I know it's your fave. 94 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,079 - Oh! - Okay, but seriously, 95 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,789 we miss you at the mall. 96 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,749 - Oh, did you hear Sandra got fired from the Sweet Factory? 97 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,834 - [gasps] 98 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,919 - She threw a Jawbreaker at a customer. 99 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,004 Full concussion. 100 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,172 - [mimics explosion] - [mimics shriek] 101 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,758 - Hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 102 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,802 - Okay, shut the hell up. You're dating him? 103 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,512 You're such a babe. We're hooking up. 104 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,848 I'm sucking you off later. [laughs] 105 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,143 No, I'm not. I'm not. Sorry. 106 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,395 - Well, don't act so shocked. 107 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,064 - Oh. - I'm not shocked. 108 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,607 I'm just--okay! 109 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,861 That's what we're doing. Cute. 110 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:41,364 - Nobody can open any roads! The helicopter's flying in! 111 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,283 both: Taking two people at a time! 112 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,285 Save our souls! 113 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,328 [laughter] - Mwah, mwah! 114 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,830 - Come here. 115 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,791 Noah, your place looks so sick. 116 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,002 - Oh, Eric, Taylor, this is Courtney. 117 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:54,878 - Hello. 118 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,255 - And George. And Julian. 119 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,549 - Hi, dolls, I am-- - Hi. 120 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,676 Where is this super-secret hot boyfriend 121 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,011 you've been hiding? 122 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:07,682 - Oh, this is--it's Julian. He's my boyfriend. 123 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,808 both: Whoa! - Boyfriends. 124 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,018 - That's amazing. - Oh, my God. 125 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,603 - It's his house, too. 126 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,856 - These are delicious zoodles, Noah. 127 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,107 [chuckling] 128 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,442 - Thank you. I know Sunday's your cheat day. 129 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,693 - Mm-hmm. 130 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,362 - How do you cheat? Like, on a test? 131 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,988 - No, like, with food. 132 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,616 Literally, we turn into garbage cans. 133 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,702 We eat pizza, we eat donuts. - Donuts. 134 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,579 I tell my clients the secret is 135 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,873 no food after 7:00 p.m. or before noon. 136 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,250 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. Sounds fun. 137 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,377 - Yeah, it is. 138 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,878 - [gasps] Noah. 139 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,546 Serious question: can I have my birthday party here? 140 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,881 - Oh, please, please, please. 141 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,591 - Oh, I'm--yeah, I'm done with hosting. 142 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,051 - What? - No. 143 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,719 - Oh, my God, come on, you gotta rent this place out. 144 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,054 - Seriously. - No, no, no. 145 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,764 We're taking a break from all that. 146 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,433 - Oh. - Oh. 147 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,686 - Okay. Forget I said it. It's fine. 148 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,437 [indistinct chatter] 149 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,439 - So where did the two of you meet? 150 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,982 - [chuckles] Oh. 151 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,359 Well, we actually met through my old-- 152 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,362 - Hairdresser. Mm-hmm. 153 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,115 - You go to Amber. - No. 154 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,033 - So, is it no or yes or-- 155 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,910 - No, I mean, I do go-- I do go to Amber, 156 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,787 I just, I haven't gone to her in a long time. 157 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,163 - Your hair's, like, really short. 158 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,083 - Who wants seconds? 159 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,460 - I-I'm full. 160 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,838 - Excuse me. 161 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,424 [quirky awkward music] 162 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,801 Babe, are you okay? 163 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,052 - Yeah, I just wasn't expecting 164 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,595 the Spanish Inquisition tonight. 165 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,724 - Julian, you have nothing to be nervous about. 166 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,559 - * Mommy, mother * 167 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,561 * Mommy, mother, where are you? * 168 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,563 - Jesus fucking Christ. 169 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,648 * I don't know I don't know * 170 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,818 * Where that slut is She's dead * 171 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,486 * She got hit in the head * - Okay. 172 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,780 Okay, settle down. We've got neighbors. 173 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,657 - That's wonderful. - Word. 174 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,950 - There's my song. - Okay. 175 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,326 - I was just telling the boys 176 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,536 about my Disney cruise audition. 177 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,079 - It was a slam dunk. 178 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,165 - It was between me and an ugly girl, and she got it. 179 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,499 - Amazing. 180 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,335 I can see you doing Elsa in the middle of the Gulf. 181 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,878 - Right? - Me too. 182 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,129 - Guys. - Yeah. 183 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,964 But hasn't the Gulf suffered enough? 184 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,883 [laughs] 185 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,346 I'm obviously kidding. Yeah, I'm kidding. 186 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,308 - So, what do you do, Julian? - Um, I'm a tutor. 187 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,893 both: Oh! 188 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,979 - Yeah, when he's not busy being Mayor of the Mall. 189 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,148 - Malls have mayors? What? 190 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,109 - So, is that, like, an elected position? 191 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:27,155 - I just mean that he comes to the mall a lot. 192 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,616 - Well, before he became too cool for us. 193 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,326 [both chuckle] 194 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,870 He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. 195 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,706 - Babe, tell them about your airline thing. 196 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,041 - You're a pilot, too? 197 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,668 - No. No, no, no, I'm not a pilot. 198 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,669 - He wants to be a flight attendant. 199 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,087 He talks about it all the time. 200 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,213 - Yeah. 201 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,923 - Well, that, and "Buffy" season six. 202 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,007 - [hisses] 203 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,926 - Okay, no, no, that's--honestly, 204 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,552 that's more of, like, a joke. 205 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,262 - Oh. 206 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,890 - Being a flight attendant is no joke. 207 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,517 My sister works for WestJet. 208 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,435 She threw out her back pushing one of those damn meal carts. 209 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,436 - [indistinct] - What? 210 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,021 They're like 250 pounds. 211 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,189 - I know, baby, I know. - They're a lot. 212 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,649 - Big bummer. 213 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,567 - Babe, can you help me with the flan in the kitchen? 214 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,027 - Yeah, one second. 215 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,196 - Do you need a helping hand? - I'm fine. 216 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,864 Hey, do you want seconds? - No, thank you. 217 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,032 all: Oh! - Whoa. 218 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,742 - He said no. - I'm so sorry. 219 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,035 - Oh, my God. [loud thump] 220 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,745 [all scream] 221 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,039 - Sorry. 222 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,959 [groans] Sorry. 223 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,713 [insects chirping] 224 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,930 - Someone threw a slushie at our house. 225 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,807 - Oh. 226 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,600 - Dessert, anyone? 227 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,896 - [clears throat] - [clicks tongue] 228 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,275 - [chuckles] Bye. Text me when you get home. 229 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,946 Okay. 230 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,073 I didn't know I invited Liz Taylor to the dinner party. 231 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,241 - I'm sorry. 232 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,452 I don't actually know what happened. 233 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,163 - I've never seen you that way. 234 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,622 - I mean, did you see how surprised 235 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,083 Eric and Taylor were that we were dating? 236 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,627 Everyone was, which feels great. 237 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,922 - Julian, do you know what attracted me to you? 238 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,301 - My fat ass? - [chuckles] 239 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,639 It was your passion for the things that make you you. 240 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,933 You didn't give a shit about what other people thought. 241 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 I've never met anyone like that. 242 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:27,192 - Yeah, well, maybe I give more of a shit than you think. 243 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,363 - Babe, you are in no one's fucking shadow. 244 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,115 [soft dramatic music] 245 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,617 You hear me? 246 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,452 - Yeah. 247 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,037 * * 248 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,748 - And I love that fat ass. Let's go. 249 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,749 - Okay. 250 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:49,923 * * 251 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,344 - I caved. 252 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,055 - Oh, my God, that's such a big envelope! 253 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,848 Size does matter in this instance. 254 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,018 - Okay, how about you open it? 255 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,737 [soft upbeat music] 256 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,825 * * 257 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,493 - So, does this mean I get to fly for free? 258 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,661 - Shut up. 259 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:23,456 * * 260 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,959 Holy shit. [chuckles] 261 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,420 I'm gonna be a flight attendant. 262 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,338 - Congratulations, baby. 263 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:34,259 * * 264 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,177 - What's wrong? 265 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,972 I'll only be gone for like eight weeks, max. 266 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,765 It won't be that long. 267 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,475 * * 268 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,269 The real issue, though, is when I get hired, 269 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:49,065 because I'll be kind of jet-setting around the world, 270 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:53,194 or more likely just dead-heading to Cleveland, 271 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,905 passing out pretzels on some regional puddle jumper. 272 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,575 * * 273 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,077 What am I doing? I can't do this. 274 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,954 - Oh, my God, you're so fucking annoying. 275 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,873 If only you could just see how fucking capable 276 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,543 and cool and adorable and lovable you are. 277 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,129 * * 278 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,549 - I'm lovable? Tell me more. 279 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,092 - [chuckles] 280 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,887 Shut up. 281 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,264 You know I love you. 282 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,683 * * 283 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,894 - I love you, too. 284 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:33,068 * * 285 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,909 [chuckles] 286 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,043 [water dripping] 287 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,132 - Okay. Okay. This is literally 288 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,677 all I could find in your room, so I hope it works. 289 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,845 - Bring it to me. - All right. 290 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,431 - So do you thing you can do 291 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,809 pot patrol for a little bit tonight? 292 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,646 - Uh, yeah, sure. Are you working? 293 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,648 - No. 294 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,818 - What are you doing? 295 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:20,115 - Nothing. I'm--I'm--just nothing. 296 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,784 - Okay. Cool. Changing the subject. 297 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,161 I hate to ask, but what are we gonna do about this? 298 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,247 It stopped raining this morning, so. 299 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,000 - Just give it to me. - Here you go. 300 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,794 - We aren't gonna do anything about this. 301 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,506 I'm gonna get an estimate from a contractor tomorrow. 302 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,757 - Okay. 303 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,843 - Don't boundaries go both ways? 304 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,345 I get to be the parent and pay the bills, 305 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:46,474 and have a private life, and you can have yours. 306 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,185 - Yeah, okay. Sure. Sorry. 307 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,441 - Mingus, I don't know how to do this. 308 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,526 - [chuckles] No, it's fine. 309 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,238 I mean, you have fun at your whatever. 310 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,116 And I'll come back here later tonight 311 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,745 and watch over these pots like they are my very own children. 312 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,873 And by that, I do mean lie about not having a date, 313 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,083 when I obviously do. 314 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,587 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 315 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,547 Bye. 316 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,549 [soft upbeat music] 317 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,177 - But is this too, like, cute? 318 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,219 Oh, fuck off. 319 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,680 - [laughs] 320 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,057 Rude. 321 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:32,187 * * 322 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,606 Oh, and then there was the guy I met on Grindr. 323 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,734 The sex was very tell-me-you're-a-Scorpio- 324 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,235 without-telling-me- you're-a-Scorpio, 325 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,236 do you know what I mean? 326 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,739 Like, psycho, but hot. 327 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,616 - Are you nervous? 328 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,744 'Cause you've been talking for like 20 minutes straight. 329 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,122 - What, about STIs? Babe, it's not the '90s. 330 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,582 Fuck. 331 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,000 - Have you had sex 332 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,960 under the influence of cocaine, meth, or heroin? 333 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,254 [soft suspenseful music] 334 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,339 - No. 335 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,132 - Have you had unprotected oral sex? 336 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,135 * * 337 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,929 - Duh? 338 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,181 I'm sorry, no one's gonna suck on a condom. 339 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,307 [chuckles] 340 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,850 - Have you had unprotected anal sex? 341 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,603 * * 342 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,523 - Yeah. - Okay. 343 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,234 Would you like to receive information about PrEP today? 344 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,444 * * 345 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,279 We're gonna draw your blood and do a rapid test. 346 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699 Results will come back in about 20 minutes. 347 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,702 [uneasy music] 348 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,995 * * 349 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,502 - You good? - Yeah. 350 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,087 God must be gay, 351 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,505 because She really looked out for your girl Mingus today. 352 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,551 - Ooh. Okay, congrats. You want to go grab dinner? 353 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,802 - Can't. 354 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,471 Scorpio texted, so I gotta go get railed. 355 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,181 Bye. 356 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:54,811 - * Are you someone I once knew * 357 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:58,565 * Do you run the way I would * 358 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,692 * But do you fight * 359 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,612 * The way I wish I could * 360 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,365 * Or are you a stranger * 361 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,825 * * 362 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,662 * Hello stranger * 363 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831 * You're where I stood * 364 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,833 * * 365 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,670 * Hello stranger * 366 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,173 * You're where I stood * 367 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,675 * * 368 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,345 [door creaks open] 369 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,405 [loud clatter] 370 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,743 - Hello? Somebody there? 371 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,799 ["Rock 'n' Roll Suicide" by David Bowie playing] 372 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:12,972 * * 373 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,812 - * Time takes a cigarette * 374 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,357 * Puts it in your mouth * 375 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,901 * You pull on your finger * 376 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,736 * Then another finger * 377 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,614 * Then cigarette * 378 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,492 * The wall-to-wall is calling * 379 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:36,663 * It lingers, then you forget * 380 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,249 * Oh ho, ho, ho * 381 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,751 * You're a rock 'n' roll suicide * 382 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,546 * * 383 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,298 * You're too old to lose it * 384 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,675 * * 385 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,510 * Too young to choose it * 386 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,054 * * 387 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,391 * And the clock waits so patiently * 388 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,269 * On your song * 389 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,688 * You walk past a café * 390 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,109 * But you don't eat when you've lived too long * 391 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,611 * Oh, no, no, no * 392 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,990 * You're a rock 'n' roll suicide * 393 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,576 * * 394 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,454 * Chevy brakes are snarling * 395 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:22,125 * As you stumble across the road * 396 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,586 * But the day breaks instead * 397 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,629 * So you hurry home * 398 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,340 * * 399 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,093 * Don't let the sun blast your shadow * 400 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,388 * Don't let the milk float ride your mind * 401 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:40,935 * They're so natural, religiously unkind * 402 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:45,273 * Oh, no, love, you're not alone * 403 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,027 * You're watching yourself but you're too unfair * 404 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,738 * You got your head all tangled up * 405 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,658 * But if I could only make you care * 406 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,079 * Oh, no, love, you're not alone * 407 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,374 * No matter what or who you've been * 408 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,211 * No matter when or where you've seen * 409 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,922 * All the knives seem to lacerate your brain * 410 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,548 * I've had my share * 411 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,593 * I'll help you with the pain * 412 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,303 - You're not alone! 413 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,639 [sobs] 414 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:22,185 - Whoo! [applauds] 415 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:26,106 [music playing on small stereo] 416 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,567 I'm not stalking you. I swear. 417 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,572 I'm buying Babylon. 418 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,951 You obviously need to sage the bitch, 419 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:43,039 but think it's time to breathe some new life back into it. 420 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,916 Don't you think? 421 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,339 That was good, what you was doing up there. 422 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,968 Felt like I was watching an exorcism or something. 423 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,638 [groans] What? 424 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,848 You think I'm still mad 425 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,391 about you running away from my drag school? 426 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,518 You need to get over yourself, bitch. 427 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,105 - [sobbing] 428 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,194 No, it's, um-- 429 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,529 it's not about that. 430 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,118 [breathing unsteadily] 431 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,329 I have HIV. 432 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,463 I fucking have HIV. 433 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,933 - Baby, it's gonna be okay. 434 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,643 You know I have HIV too, right? 435 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,233 - Am I gonna die? 436 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,612 I mean, like, I know I'm not. 437 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,323 And, like, I feel guilty for even being upset about this, 438 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,826 'cause I know that it's, like, not a death sentence anymore. 439 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,665 But I mean, like, you still don't want this, right? 440 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,752 Like, I mean, if you can avoid it, you should? 441 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,676 I just--I really--I don't know. I don't know how to feel. 442 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,303 Can you just tell me how to feel about this, Bussey? 443 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,306 - You will live a long 444 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,476 and possibly annoying... 445 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,894 - [chuckles] 446 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,814 - But healthy life. 447 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,315 I am. 448 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,984 - [chuckles softly] 449 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,112 Are guys still gonna want to fuck me? 450 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,824 I mean, I hate that these are the first questions I have. 451 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,033 I'm sorry. 452 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,660 - Yes, you will be fucking. 453 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,579 Skinny white boys will always be out here fucking. 454 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,082 - [laughs] 455 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,048 - But you'll fall in love, too. 456 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,258 I did. 457 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,679 - I'm sorry. 458 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,763 Did he pass away? 459 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,390 - No, bitch. 460 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,268 He at home trying to fix our goddamn internet. 461 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,188 It's Bobby. The puppet guy? 462 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,065 - Oh. - You met him at drag school. 463 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,359 [chuckles] 464 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,319 Been together for 20 years now. 465 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,907 I want you to perform at the teardown party for Babylon. 466 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,660 - [scoffs] Stop. - No, I'm serious. 467 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,123 Your first performance got interrupted by... 468 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,541 this. 469 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,836 You need a redo. 470 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:40,091 And if it's anything like you were doing tonight? 471 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,551 Damn. 472 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,803 I can't believe it took your ass getting diagnosed 473 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,265 with HIV to finally fucking learn how to perform. 474 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,727 - Oh God, that is so fucking dark. 475 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,228 - [chuckles] 476 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,065 It is darker when you don't know how to laugh about it. 477 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,691 Trust. 478 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,239 - [sighs] All right, I'm in. 479 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:06,159 - Yes! - [chuckles] 480 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,161 - Oh, my mom's gonna be stoked. 481 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,579 - Mm. 482 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:16,002 Fuck. My mom. 483 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,089 [soft dramatic music] 484 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,676 How the fuck am I gonna tell her? 485 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,302 - Mine's freaked. 486 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,596 * * 487 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,307 Threw me out as soon as she found out, 488 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,059 'cause she was afraid she'd catch it. 489 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,519 * * 490 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,313 - [scoffs] - Total monster. 491 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,483 * * 492 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,652 - My mom's not the monster. 493 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,530 * * 494 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,407 I am. 495 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,368 [melancholy music] 496 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:52,622 * * 497 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:01,047 [slow jazz music] 498 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:07,971 * * 499 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,141 - Where is our bartender? 500 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,644 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,354 - Y'all drunk white women 502 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,939 really know how to take up space. 503 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,775 - Ugh. I know. 504 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,403 Honey, I'm so glad that you reached out tonight. 505 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,739 We need to find a way 506 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,950 to get Ruthie and Brodie back together. 507 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,704 - Ruthie has really been going through it since their fight. 508 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,957 And she wasn't okay before the fight either, I mean. 509 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,252 - Oh, Jesus. 510 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,838 Just get some balls and say what you're gonna say. 511 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,799 Oh, shit. 512 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,885 Is referring to your balls offensive? 513 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,305 - All right, here's the deal. 514 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,849 I'm tired of worrying about Ruthie. 515 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,684 How is she doing? Is she okay? 516 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,519 Does she like being a mom yet? 517 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,480 I mean, no one checks in with me, 518 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,690 and I'm the one holding this shit down. 519 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,401 These past few months have been hell. 520 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,819 [sighs] 521 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:08,615 Why am I attracted to these needy white women? 522 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,910 Oh, fuck. Why'd I just tell you that? 523 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,370 * * 524 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,830 - Because we're friends. - No. 525 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,957 Didn't you have lunch with Ann Coulter once? 526 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,918 - As a joke. 527 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,586 We're friends, Shar. 528 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,006 And you know why? Because I get you. 529 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:28,677 I know what it feels like to raise kids on your own. 530 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,971 - Excuse, you had, like, five nannies. 531 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,515 And you have no clue what it's like 532 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,310 to raise kids in this body. 533 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,729 Like, you don't get me, Brenda. 534 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,731 When I was younger, I used to put weights on my chest, 535 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,692 'cause I for real thought they would go down, 536 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,112 and now I'm using them to fucking feed babies? 537 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:52,575 It's a constant, feeling like a stranger in this body. 538 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,286 So I'm in a stranger's life, 539 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,915 and I have this girlfriend who lies to me, and ever since... 540 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,877 [sighs] 541 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,423 I constantly have this pit in my stomach, 542 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:10,051 because she could walk out the door and never come back. 543 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,431 I don't want to raise these kids alone. 544 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:17,058 You get that, Brenda? 545 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,061 - No. 546 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,564 * * 547 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:26,526 I mean, I know what it feels like 548 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,570 not to get emotional support. 549 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:35,618 * * 550 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,495 - I bet no one checks in with you either. 551 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,040 - Oh, I'm fine, honey. - Bullshit. 552 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,876 - No, I'm always fine. 553 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,503 Even though my children want nothing to do with me. 554 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,589 * * 555 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,300 They think I'm radioactive or something. 556 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,429 - Well, I can say, as your friend, with authority, 557 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,765 that's not true. 558 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,933 I'm here, aren't I? 559 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:04,981 * * 560 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,775 - Bottoms up. 561 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,235 Can I say "bottom"? - [scoffs] 562 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,445 - I have so much to learn. 563 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,405 [chuckles] - You really do. 564 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,990 [chuckles] 565 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:15,700 - [cooing] 566 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,661 - All right, Flo. It's time for bed. 567 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,622 [music box playing] 568 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:25,543 So Mommy can have a drink... 569 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:29,047 and watch "The L Word: Generation Q," 570 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,965 which is actually better than I thought. 571 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:35,929 * * 572 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,807 [sighs] 573 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,518 I dare you to do something interesting before I leave. 574 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,854 * * 575 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:45,855 [sighs] 576 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,982 Maybe next time. Goodnight. 577 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:52,737 * * 578 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,490 - We're gonna take a quick break after this song, 579 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,617 but we've got a few more slots 580 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,661 for the open mic if you're feeling brave. 581 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:00,829 [scattered cheers] 582 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,249 - Anyway, what were we talking about? 583 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,251 - Um, I come from swamp trash. 584 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,961 - Right. [sighs] 585 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,505 I love you so much more now that I know you grew up poor. 586 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,882 - I hated it. 587 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,718 Luckily, I met Winston, 588 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,303 and I married him six months later at 19. 589 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,473 - No offense, but was that strictly a money thing? 590 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:21,933 - Oh, no. 591 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:26,980 I had the self-esteem of a reduced fat cottage cheese. 592 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:30,525 I thought marrying him, that would fix that. 593 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,777 It was gonna give me all this freedom. 594 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,280 - Don't do the poor, little rich girl thing, Brenda. 595 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,740 You better than that. 596 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:41,077 - Oh, I know I'm problematic and privileged. 597 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,038 But this isn't Twitter, all right? 598 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,540 This is me. A person in a bar. 599 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,251 And I am just telling you how it was, okay? 600 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,461 - Fine. - Yeah. 601 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,713 - Go on, Southern Nancy Meyers. 602 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,257 - Oh, I wish-- 603 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,092 I wish I had all these secret hopes and dreams, 604 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,928 but the truth is-- [sighs] 605 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,014 The truth is that I met Winston too young 606 00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:04,726 to have any, and then he became my world. 607 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:10,774 I'd divorce him. I would. 608 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,275 But for what? 609 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,945 It's not like I have anything waiting for me 610 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,864 on the other side to make it all worth it. 611 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,866 - You have Flo and Jet. 612 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,160 - Until their brains further develop, 613 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,579 and they decide they don't want to have anything 614 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:25,538 to do with me, either. 615 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:26,790 - Eh. 616 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,416 - My life is over, Shar. 617 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:29,709 And the cruel joke is 618 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,380 is that I have to just keep living it anyway. 619 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,382 - Your life is not over. 620 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,719 You're a sparkly person, Brenda. 621 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,179 I mean, obviously hot. 622 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,644 - You think I'm hot, huh? 623 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,773 - I have two working eyes, so yeah, I do. 624 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,734 You got this, baby. 625 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,281 Divorce his ass. Take a risk. 626 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:04,411 [sultry music] 627 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:10,125 * * 628 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,086 - Excuse me. 629 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:19,718 * * 630 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,345 [applause] 631 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:24,347 [exhales heavily] 632 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:34,315 You hear that? 633 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:37,235 You're one hot bitch. 634 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:47,954 - Ladies and gentlemen, we have a first-timer here tonight. 635 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,456 Please welcome to the stage, 636 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:52,334 singing "Maybe This Time" from "Cabaret." 637 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,878 - Jesus Christ, I can't wait for someone to fuck this up. 638 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,504 - Miss Brenda! 639 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:59,382 [cheers and applause] 640 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,929 - [sighs] Hey. [scattered cheers] 641 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,348 [clears throat] 642 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,849 [cheers and applause] 643 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,810 [piano playing slowly] 644 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:17,984 * * 645 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:28,495 * Maybe this time * 646 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,246 * I'll be lucky * 647 00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:32,082 * * 648 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:36,711 * Maybe this time, they'll stay * 649 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,588 [baby squealing] 650 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,674 * Maybe this time * 651 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,175 - Fuck. 652 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:43,885 - * For the first time * 653 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,262 - Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay. 654 00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:49,015 - * Love won't hurry away * - I'm here. 655 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:54,104 It's okay. Shh. - [cooing] 656 00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:57,691 Mama. 657 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,193 - Did you just--? 658 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:04,531 - * I'll be home at last * 659 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,408 - [chuckles weakly] 660 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:08,910 * * 661 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:14,499 - * Not a loser anymore * 662 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,127 * Like the last time * 663 00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:20,630 * And the time before * 664 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,674 * * 665 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,885 [piano playing jauntily] 666 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:28,304 * 'Cause everybody * 667 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:31,599 * Loves a winner * [cheering] 668 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:34,060 * So nobody loved me * 669 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:38,106 [cheers and applause] 670 00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:42,944 * Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy * 671 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:46,906 * That's what I long to be * 672 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,867 * * 673 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,995 * Well, all the odds are * 674 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:54,706 * They're in my favor * 675 00:31:54,748 --> 00:32:00,962 * Something's bound to begin * 676 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:04,591 * It's gotta happen * 677 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,552 * Happen sometime * 678 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:11,097 * Maybe this time * 679 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:15,602 * Maybe this time * 680 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:20,482 * I win * 681 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:24,652 * * 682 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:26,529 [gasps] 683 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:30,658 [moaning] 684 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:37,874 * * 685 00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:47,384 [energetic musical crescendo] 686 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,933 - I'll take this as your apology 687 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,309 for fucking my man. 688 00:32:56,351 --> 00:32:59,312 [upbeat music] 689 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:06,277 * * 690 00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:10,198 [toilet flushing] 691 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,497 [clucking and meowing] 692 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,796 [water running] 693 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:27,757 [spacey musical crescendo] 694 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:31,594 * * 695 00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:34,514 [quirky percussive music] 696 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:38,184 * * 697 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,443 - Hey. 698 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,361 You've been in there for like 30 minutes. 699 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:49,946 Either buy something or get out. 700 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,249 - I'll take a-- 701 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:07,172 - What? Hawaiian Punch slushie? 702 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,216 - Exactly. A Hawaiian Slunch punchie. 703 00:34:13,762 --> 00:34:18,058 * * 704 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,101 - You ever think about how I might still be alive 705 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:22,687 if you never came home? 706 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,938 Food for thought. 707 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:25,982 * * 708 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,444 * * 709 00:34:29,486 --> 00:34:31,696 [slurping] 710 00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:34,699 * * 711 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:35,742 [gasps] 712 00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:37,869 [dog whines] [Brodie gasps] 713 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:45,085 * * 714 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,592 [chuckles] Ooh, look at you. 715 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:53,968 You got some tricks. 716 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,222 You have a secret? 717 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,224 [chuckling] Ooh. 718 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,435 - Okay, boo. Let's leave the nice man alone. 719 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,771 - Have a great day. 720 00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:06,898 * * 721 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,274 [slurping] 722 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:14,155 [dog barking distantly] 723 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:19,536 [indistinct chatter] 724 00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:21,955 [glasses clinking] 725 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,458 [excited indistinct chatter] 726 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,629 - [moaning] 727 00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:32,465 [eerie music] 728 00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:37,220 * * 729 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:41,099 [distorted chatter and laughter] 730 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:48,189 * * 731 00:35:56,281 --> 00:35:59,159 [frantic percussive music] 732 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,994 * * 733 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:04,164 [distant sirens wailing] 734 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,793 [low growl] 735 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,545 [slithering] 736 00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,172 [trash can clatters] 737 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,757 [low growling] 738 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:16,009 Hello? [word echoes] 739 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:21,056 [low growling] 740 00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:22,640 [bins clattering] 741 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:28,104 * * 742 00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,982 [evil laughter] 743 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:35,487 * * 744 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:38,406 [footsteps echo] 745 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:44,746 [cheers and applause] 746 00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:49,542 - [distorted] * No matter what or who you've been * 747 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:55,382 * No matter when or where you've seen * 748 00:36:55,423 --> 00:37:00,887 * All the knives seem to lacerate your brain * 749 00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,348 * I've had my share * 750 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:08,269 * I'll help you with the pain * 751 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,230 * You're not alone * 752 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,856 [dissonant shrieking] 753 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:13,650 - [screams] 754 00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:16,194 [eerie music] 755 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:22,742 * * 756 00:37:29,457 --> 00:37:32,961 [groans] 757 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:35,922 [sparse eerie music] 758 00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:37,382 * * 759 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,551 What the fuck? [knock at door] 760 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:43,763 * * 761 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,015 - Are you done? 762 00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:48,059 - Ruthie. 763 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,602 What's going on? 764 00:37:49,644 --> 00:37:51,896 - I want your cum. - What? 765 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:56,026 * * 766 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:58,570 Oh, right. 767 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:02,574 [sloshing] 768 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:06,161 - Thanks, Brodie. Seriously. 769 00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:10,040 - Are we gonna be friends after this? 770 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:12,208 - Is that what you really want? 771 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,879 * * 772 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,630 [electricity sizzles] 773 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:21,926 * * 774 00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:23,928 - Ruthie, come back! 775 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,096 Fuck! 776 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,182 [dissonant sizzling] 777 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,933 [groans] 778 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:31,186 * * 779 00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:32,771 [groans softly] 780 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:36,232 [groaning] Fuck. 781 00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:38,485 * * 782 00:38:38,526 --> 00:38:39,652 [grunts] 783 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:46,117 - [laughs] Yes, bitch! 784 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,494 Ugh! 785 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:49,204 It's like watching a pimple popping video. 786 00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:51,456 So gross. Ew. 787 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,625 Okay, I sort of love it. Keep going. 788 00:38:56,961 --> 00:39:00,674 - [moaning] 789 00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:01,966 - Go on. 790 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:04,177 * * 791 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:07,389 - [screams] 792 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:10,100 [ominous music] 793 00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:13,228 [panting] 794 00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:18,400 * * 795 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:21,361 [minimalistic choral music] 796 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:28,535 * * 797 00:39:38,461 --> 00:39:40,964 [key clinking softly] 798 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,173 [key clanks] 799 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:44,426 * * 800 00:39:48,471 --> 00:39:50,015 What the fuck? 801 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:52,892 [piano playing] 802 00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:59,482 [piano playing badly] Stop! 803 00:39:59,524 --> 00:40:01,901 [discordant playing] 804 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:07,240 [playing "Maybe This Time"] 805 00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:08,700 Huh? 806 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:14,956 * * 807 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,542 - Does he have sausages stuck to his fingers? 808 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,002 [hand whips loudly] No, seriously. 809 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:20,378 Someone explain this to me. 810 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,422 - Oh, give it a rest. He's still learning. 811 00:40:22,464 --> 00:40:23,798 - $200 a lesson. 812 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,675 I could have invested in cryptocurrency. 813 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:29,554 - I like it. It sounds original. 814 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,473 - You're right, Julian. 815 00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:32,849 - You're a genius, son. 816 00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:35,894 * * 817 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:37,103 - [chuckles] 818 00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:39,856 [distorted] In front of Brodie. Shameless. 819 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:41,274 * * 820 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:44,110 - That's my boy. [chuckles] 821 00:40:44,152 --> 00:40:45,737 [camera flash whining] 822 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:48,198 * * 823 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,742 This one's going on the fridge. 824 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,494 - Do you want to take one of me, too? 825 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,954 - Oh honey, I would, but there isn't enough room. 826 00:40:54,996 --> 00:40:57,082 It's a very small fridge. 827 00:40:57,123 --> 00:41:00,251 * * 828 00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:01,961 [magnet thumps loudly] 829 00:41:02,003 --> 00:41:03,797 * * 830 00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:06,675 [baby cooing] 831 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,803 Are you a little ticklish? 832 00:41:09,844 --> 00:41:10,929 Yes, you are. 833 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,555 I know you are. I know you are. 834 00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:15,100 - Okay, can y'all be like 10% less psycho right now? 835 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,601 I'm on shrooms. 836 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:17,769 - Well, if you didn't want the truth, 837 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,480 maybe you shouldn't have come back. 838 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:24,275 That's a dead body. That's a dead body. 839 00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:28,446 - Did I...do this? 840 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,365 I want to stop now! 841 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,575 - We're gonna get so shroomy boomy woomy. 842 00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,619 We're gonna get so shroomy woomy. 843 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,288 - Please! - Okay, calm down. 844 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,374 - Stop doing this to me! 845 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:42,335 [ominous music] 846 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:43,878 - [chuckles] 847 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,047 You can't kill me if you already killed me. 848 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,174 Catch-22, or double jeopardy. 849 00:41:48,216 --> 00:41:50,135 Which one has Ashley Judd? 850 00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,429 - Shut up. Shut up! 851 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,556 I didn't fucking kill you! 852 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:58,101 A crazy asshole killed you! It wasn't my fault! 853 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,146 - Oh, you don't believe that. - Yes, I do! 854 00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:03,314 [words echoing] 855 00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:06,276 [emotional music] 856 00:42:06,317 --> 00:42:12,157 * * 857 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,992 [knife clangs] 858 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:18,413 * * 859 00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:20,957 - I'm sorry you're so fucked up. 860 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:27,839 * * 861 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:41,061 [weeping] 862 00:42:41,102 --> 00:42:48,068 * * 863 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:56,826 [laughs] 864 00:42:56,868 --> 00:42:59,204 [exhales deeply] [upbeat music playing on PA] 865 00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:00,330 [chuckles softly] 866 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:01,873 * * 867 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:07,962 - Uh, is he all right? - [laughs] 868 00:43:08,004 --> 00:43:10,131 - He's fine. 869 00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:11,299 * * 870 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:12,884 - [chuckles] 871 00:43:22,602 --> 00:43:25,397 [door opens and closes] 872 00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:33,029 - Hi. - Hi. 873 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,240 - I'm gone for just a little bit 874 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,242 and you become a drug dealer? 875 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:38,535 - [chuckles] 876 00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:42,414 Um, no, this is-- I'm sending in my deposit. 877 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,875 For flight attendant school. I got in. 878 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:51,339 - Julian, what? Congratulations. 879 00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,508 - Thanks. 880 00:44:03,351 --> 00:44:05,020 - Do flight attendants gotta do dishes? 881 00:44:05,061 --> 00:44:06,312 - I don't know. 882 00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,023 I'm kind of hopeless in that department. 883 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,858 - Let me help. 884 00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:19,868 So I did shrooms today. 885 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:23,121 - Okay. 886 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:30,837 - And there's something I want to talk to you about, 887 00:44:30,879 --> 00:44:32,172 but it's kind of hard. 888 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,883 Just know that I'm coming from a place of love, 889 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:36,676 and wanting to communicate. 890 00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:39,095 - Are you sure you're not still on shrooms? 891 00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:41,222 - Honestly, no. 892 00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,810 But I was thinking about when we were kids, you know, 893 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:50,315 and how Brenda would always give you special attention. 894 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:53,360 - [scoffs softly] No, she didn't. 895 00:44:53,401 --> 00:44:55,195 I mean, maybe there was, like, a little extra, 896 00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:57,655 'cause of my CP, but, you know, 897 00:44:57,697 --> 00:45:00,867 I had all those surgeries, and the PT. 898 00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:03,161 - Right. That makes sense. 899 00:45:04,996 --> 00:45:08,249 But you have to admit that there was a baseline difference 900 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,670 in the way they would treat me versus how they treated you. 901 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,339 - I don't know. 902 00:45:16,508 --> 00:45:18,468 I guess I don't really remember. 903 00:45:19,552 --> 00:45:21,429 [sighs] I can't do this right now. 904 00:45:21,471 --> 00:45:23,098 - [sighs] 905 00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:26,351 [softly] Fuck. 906 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,151 Look, I'm just trying to tell you 907 00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:37,320 how I felt as a kid being your brother. 908 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:40,073 - Which was? - You were the star. 909 00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:42,534 - No, Brodie. That was you. 910 00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:46,246 - Julian, everyone handled you with kid gloves. 911 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:47,455 And even though I was younger, 912 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:48,915 I had to help you with everything. 913 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,542 - Do you think I like 914 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,836 having people hover over me all the time? 915 00:45:52,877 --> 00:45:54,504 - I think part of you does. 916 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,214 Because it lets you be the center of attention. 917 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,049 - That is not true. 918 00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:01,261 You know what? 919 00:46:01,302 --> 00:46:04,597 Even if it was, could you blame me? 920 00:46:04,639 --> 00:46:07,767 The second I walk out that door, I'm fucking invisible. 921 00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:10,103 Meanwhile, you walk around with a spotlight on you 922 00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:11,521 at all times, that just says, 923 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:15,108 "Ooh, please come have sex with me." 924 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:18,236 - Okay. 925 00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:20,321 - Okay, just-- I need to go to bed. 926 00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:25,493 - Julian, I had to become Mr. Charming 927 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:28,371 because I thought it was the only way someone would love me. 928 00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,498 Like, I'm sorry, but being the only adopted one 929 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,836 and being Black in a white family, it's fucked. 930 00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,629 - You're right. 931 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:38,798 I don't know what that feels like, and I'm sorry. 932 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,342 - Thank you. 933 00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:44,471 - But how do you think I feel, as a disabled person, 934 00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:46,556 and when Mom and Dad adopted a kid right after me? 935 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:50,435 It's like, was I not good enough? 936 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:53,021 Why did we need someone else? 937 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:56,649 Brodie, I cannot cosign this epiphany you had while high, 938 00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,985 that I'm just, like, the root of all your trauma. 939 00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:00,653 - That is not what I'm saying. 940 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,614 You're being so defensive right now. 941 00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:05,033 - I am not being defensive. You're being a dick! 942 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,534 - I'm being a dick? 943 00:47:08,286 --> 00:47:10,872 You know what? I wasn't even gonna say it, 944 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:13,375 but it wasn't enough 945 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:15,835 that you sucked all the love from our family, 946 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,338 but you had to go and do it with Noah too, huh? 947 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,339 - What bothers you more, Brodie? 948 00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:21,341 That Noah fell for someone else, 949 00:47:21,383 --> 00:47:23,385 or that he fell for someone like me? 950 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:26,179 We were fucking in front of your face the entire time, 951 00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:27,597 and you didn't even notice 952 00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,140 because you couldn't even imagine Noah being into me. 953 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,684 I mean, no one can, apparently. 954 00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:34,354 - I didn't notice because I never thought my own brother 955 00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:35,689 would fuck me over like this. 956 00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,357 - That is bullshit. 957 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,067 You don't see me at all, do you? 958 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:40,276 You literally hired someone 959 00:47:40,318 --> 00:47:42,195 to have sex with me without my consent. 960 00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:43,446 It's like, how do you think 961 00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:44,698 that was supposed to make me feel? 962 00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:47,701 - I was trying to help you. [scoffs] 963 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:51,371 Look, everyone's always trying to help you, Julian. 964 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:56,251 By the way, have you got Noah to shave for you yet, 965 00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,628 or you still having Brenda do that for you? 966 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,090 - Please leave. 967 00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:10,640 - [laughs] Wow. 968 00:48:11,641 --> 00:48:14,519 First you steal my boyfriend, then you steal my clothes? 969 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,645 What's next? 970 00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,022 You want my passport, Mr. Ripley? 971 00:48:17,063 --> 00:48:18,231 - Oh, fuck off. 972 00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:20,608 - Everyone just feels sorry for you. 973 00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:23,903 That's why they still treat you like a little kid. 974 00:48:23,945 --> 00:48:25,030 When we were younger, 975 00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,072 I couldn't even play fight with you 976 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:29,117 because you were too fragile. 977 00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:31,745 - Well, I think I can handle myself now. 978 00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:34,122 I mean, I did fuck your boyfriend, 979 00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,291 who's in love with me. 980 00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,838 What's wrong, Brodie? Do you want to fight me? 981 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,882 [soft dramatic music] 982 00:48:43,923 --> 00:48:46,426 Now, I know why you ignored me so much growing up, 983 00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:48,762 The mystery is finally solved. 984 00:48:48,803 --> 00:48:51,097 You were just so mad that you couldn't beat me up! 985 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:52,432 * * 986 00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:54,684 Come on, Brodie! Nothing's holding you back now! 987 00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:57,187 * * 988 00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,522 - Hey! 989 00:48:59,564 --> 00:49:02,650 What the fuck? Brodie, what did you do? 990 00:49:02,692 --> 00:49:05,487 - What did I do? He started it! 991 00:49:05,528 --> 00:49:06,696 - What are you, five? 992 00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,449 I think you need to leave. Now! 993 00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:12,952 [soft tense music] 994 00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:14,954 - No, I got it. I got it. 995 00:49:14,996 --> 00:49:22,170 * * 996 00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:30,929 [door opens] 997 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:33,139 [indistinct chatter on TV] 998 00:49:33,181 --> 00:49:35,892 [gentle dramatic music] 999 00:49:35,934 --> 00:49:38,812 [water dripping] 1000 00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:45,777 * * 1001 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,433 [water dripping] 1002 00:50:16,474 --> 00:50:20,937 * * 1003 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:23,148 - [sniffling] 1004 00:50:23,189 --> 00:50:26,234 [weeping] 1005 00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:29,654 - Babe, are you okay? 1006 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:32,157 What happened? What? 1007 00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:34,034 The babies all right? 1008 00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:35,994 - Yeah, they're fine. 1009 00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:39,414 Oh fuck, this is so annoying. I can't stop fucking crying. 1010 00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:42,417 - Ruthie, just tell me what's going on. 1011 00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:48,089 - What's going on is that I am a shitty parent. 1012 00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,759 - Come on, babe. You're fine. 1013 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,010 You learning. 1014 00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:59,976 - You know, I really thought something was wrong with me. 1015 00:51:00,018 --> 00:51:04,397 Like, postpartum, except I didn't even carry them. 1016 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,319 But then tonight, Flo said their first word. 1017 00:51:10,612 --> 00:51:13,073 - [chuckling] What? 1018 00:51:13,114 --> 00:51:14,199 Really? 1019 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,702 [chuckles] W--w--what was it? 1020 00:51:20,955 --> 00:51:24,626 - "Mama." - Oh. 1021 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:30,090 Flo called me Mama, and it was like, fuck. 1022 00:51:30,131 --> 00:51:33,093 * * 1023 00:51:33,134 --> 00:51:35,303 [sniffles] 1024 00:51:37,889 --> 00:51:41,142 I thought I never wanted to be a parent. 1025 00:51:41,184 --> 00:51:46,064 * * 1026 00:51:46,106 --> 00:51:49,109 But now I think I just never wanted to be a dad. 1027 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:52,821 * * 1028 00:51:52,862 --> 00:51:54,781 Fuck, I'm really making up for lost time tonight. 1029 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:55,782 [laughs] 1030 00:51:55,824 --> 00:51:56,950 - [chuckles] 1031 00:51:56,991 --> 00:51:58,868 * * 1032 00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:03,790 - Shar, I promise you, from here on out... 1033 00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,458 * * 1034 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,128 That I am going to show up for our family. 1035 00:52:08,169 --> 00:52:10,130 * * 1036 00:52:10,171 --> 00:52:12,966 Okay? 1037 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:17,512 I am going to be the best goddamn mom to our kids. 1038 00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:24,686 * * 1039 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:29,399 [phone buzzing] 1040 00:52:29,441 --> 00:52:32,110 * * 1041 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:35,030 [discordant dramatic music] 1042 00:52:35,071 --> 00:52:41,286 * * 1043 00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:43,371 [thunder rumbles] 1044 00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:45,999 - Thank you. 1045 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,083 [sighs] 1046 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:49,461 [thunder rumbling] 1047 00:52:53,965 --> 00:53:00,889 * * 1048 00:53:09,022 --> 00:53:11,941 [piano playing softly] 1049 00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:18,907 * * 1050 00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:10,166 - Hey, Mom. 1051 00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:15,005 - What were you playing? It was gorgeous. 1052 00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,179 - I should never come back here. 1053 00:54:26,474 --> 00:54:30,270 Everything I touch... 1054 00:54:30,311 --> 00:54:31,688 turns to shit. 1055 00:54:33,565 --> 00:54:36,192 [weeping] 1056 00:54:36,234 --> 00:54:41,698 - [shushes] It's okay. 1057 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:44,617 * * 1058 00:54:44,659 --> 00:54:46,619 It's okay. 1059 00:54:46,661 --> 00:54:49,622 [emotional music] 1060 00:54:49,664 --> 00:54:56,796 * * 1061 00:55:03,094 --> 00:55:06,014 [thunder rumbling] 1062 00:55:10,018 --> 00:55:13,104 [upbeat percussive music] 1063 00:55:13,146 --> 00:55:20,070 * *