[Buteau] Previously on The Circle…
Look, don't pee on anything.
[Buteau] Eight brand-new players, some real…
I wanna come across as a handsome-ass teacher that I am.
-Ooh! That's what I'm talking about! -[Buteau] …some catfish…
[both] Set up Gianna's profile.
Damn!
[Buteau] …entered the ultimate popularity contest.
Does that sound like a 26-year-old?
[Buteau] But this season, the players faced a new challenge.
-[Heather] What?! -[Buteau] The disruptor.
-Disrupt! Disrupt! -Disrupt!
[Buteau] It made its mark instantly when Gianna took
-the biggest gamble imaginable… -[Savannah gasps]
-[both] Yeah! -[Buteau] …which paid off.
Oh my God. My girl!
[Buteau] The Circle threw in two brand-new players.
-[Heather] "The disruptor is hosting…" -"…a welcome party for the new players."
[Buteau] And the others wasted no time in getting to know them.
"Let's make it to the top together."
"The other players can be in our wedding."
[Buteau] We saw moves like never before.
[Darian] If you got me, Kevin, I got you straight up.
-[Buteau] Some buddied up. -"Who runs The Circle?"
-"#Girls." -[Buteau] Some hooked up.
-Samson, you have a Circle stepdaddy! -[Kevin] Stepdaddy!
[Buteau] Some turned the temperature all the way up.
[exclaiming] Oh!
[laughing] Oh, okay!
Goddamn!
[Buteau] And then The Circle really switched things up.
-No! -No!
Oh no. Am I gonna have to talk dirty?
[Buteau] And K Fern turned The Circle upside down
with the first blocking that nobody saw coming.
[both] What the hell?
I'm gone.
I never go back on my word.
Whoa.
[Buteau] Come on, everybody. Let's get back in there,
because it's about to go off.
[calm music playing]
[Buteau] A 54-year-old catfish trading places with an OnlyFans model?
This is the only body swap comedy you wanna see this year.
Take it away, ladies. Happy Freaky Friday.
I have to be Madelyn till the next blocking, whenever that is.
Wow.
Here's a list of things that I know for sure about Rachel.
[music ends]
[quiet]
I'm done.
-[Deb] Circle, take me to my new profile. -[Madelyn] Circle, take me to my profile.
Wow, she's hot.
"Higher ed tech sales"? She's obviously very smart.
Can someone tell me what "shalom" means?
[Deb] Oh God, she loves yoga.
I love yogurt. That's about it.
[Buteau] We must protect this woman at all costs.
I cannot imagine Rachel trying to talk to Andy as me.
I feel like Andy's gonna know for sure that something is up.
Miss Goody Two-Shoes is playing an OnlyFans model.
What could freaking go wrong?
Okay, so I'm Madelyn. I'm flirting. Oh.
I hope I don't have to sext.
Oh.
[Madelyn inhaling, vocalizing]
This is bad.
[Deb] I'm a catfish who's catfishing.
I am catfish squared right now.
I am double catfish.
[Buteau] And I am double confused.
All right, I can't believe I wanna talk to myself,
but, Circle, take me to a chat with Rachel.
[TV dings]
"Madelyn has invited you to a private chat." [laughing]
What the heck? That looks so weird.
Take me to the private chat with myself?
[TV dings]
If we mess this up,
one of us is going to be blocked.
[sighs] Message…
[giggles] I'm typing, but I'm really not typing. That's weird.
"Girl, this is insane."
"I'm not sure what to do,
but I do know we need to work together to stay in the game."
"#GirlSquadSwitch." Send message.
Okay,
I think that we just need to start with giving each other all the facts
and being completely honest.
[Buteau] Good luck with that, Madelyn.
[Madelyn] Message, "I cannot believe this happened."
-"I was literally shocked…" -"…but I think we can make this work."
"Who do you have alliances with, and who do you have beef with?"
"#FullTransparency."
Madelyn is thinking the same thing I am.
Message, "Gianna is my number one."
"We are #Rachanna, so def use that with her…"
"…and Jadejha is part of #TripleThreat with us both."
Rude! Where am I in that?
They have a girl chat without me.
Message,
"My beef is with #TheBros."
"Andy did not appreciate me being #ThatBitch."
"And Kevin is sus. I don't trust him."
"Concentrating emoji."
Everybody that she has beef with are the people that I like.
Okay. Message, "I kinda figured Gianna was your number one
since you stuck up for her today in the #CircleChat. Red heart emoji."
"Andy is my ci-- #CircleHusband."
"Our couple name is #Andelyn."
"I want to go ahead and apologize about how spicy those chats might get."
"Giggle emoji."
"#GetThoseSexyPhotosReady."
The last time I sent Phil a sexy picture,
it was me in bed with three dogs on me.
[Buteau] Girl, you nasty.
And it said, "Are you coming up?"
because I was too lazy to get out of bed to ask him.
That's as sexy as my photos go.
Message, "OnlyFans… dot, dot, dot, how does it work?"
"I need all the info I can get
so we can make it through the next blocking together."
[Madelyn] Oh God.
How do you not know how OnlyFans works?
Message…
"As far as OnlyFans,
it's a platform where spicy pictures are sold."
"Cover-eyes emoji."
"Try your hardest
to keep Andelyn's chats as inappropriate as you can"?
"Laughing and crying emoji"?
[shuddering] Oh.
Oh, this just gets worse.
[Buteau] Better. No, it gets better.
Message,
"'Rachel' and 'Madelyn' should stay positive
and tell their alliances that they like and trust each other."
[Madelyn] I'm not doing that.
Wait, but I have no choice. She's gonna do that for me. Okay.
Message, "In regards to Kevin, we had a good conversation today as well."
"I haven't felt sus vibes from him yet."
"I do think we need to go about getting our alliances
on each other's side gently and naturally."
Send message.
[sighing] Okay, so I'm the only person who just-- [laughing]
There's something off on Kevin.
All right, that's fine, um,
we've given each other the fighting chance, so…
Message, "TY. Heart emoji."
"I'm so glad I've got this chance to get to know you."
"Good luck tomorrow, 'Rachel.'"
"I promise to do my best."
"#IllGetDownAndDirty. Devil emoji." Yes!
I need Rachel to take off her…
angel crown?
Halo. Duh. And put some devil horns on.
[Deb] This is a lot. I'm gonna need a good night's sleep. Wow.
[Buteau] See, Rachel, that's exactly not what your 25-year-old alter ego would say.
["White Wedding" by Billy Idol playing]
[Buteau] Good morning, Atlanta.
♪ It's a nice day to start again ♪
♪ It's a nice day… ♪
[Buteau] Cool aerial shots and some iconic '80s Brit rock
means it's a brand-new day in The Circle.
♪ …nice day to start again Oh ♪
[all] Good morning, Circle.
Don't talk to me unless I have my morning coffee.
[Buteau] Well, enjoy the coffee while it lasts,
'cause disruption is in play,
and we got two disruptors up in here.
Is it gonna be a good or a bad disruption?
[Kevin] I can't waste no time scrambling up a bunch of eggs.
I gotta be efficient here.
[Nicky] I think Gianna would feel how we're feeling about Kevin
over the terms that he's very un-loyal and untrustworthy.
[Jojo] For sure. I think Gianna would also recognize that, right now,
it looks like there's a lot of, uh, girls with the girls, guys with the guys.
Andy definitely doubled down on that "Bro Code forever" shit.
[Garret] I'm ready to make more friends.
I like the idea of hanging out with the boy band, The Mermen,
but I also really wanna reach out to Jadejha.
It kind of feels like she might be on an island right now.
I don't hate the idea of being a life raft.
I think it's time to really start, like, opening up to other players,
really letting them get to know me for who I am outside of this game,
because, at the end of the day, I want them to feel like
she is not someone who deserves to go home.
[chill music playing]
[Buteau] Now that Madelyn is controlling Rachel's profile, she needs to be careful,
because if Rachel is blocked, then it's bye-bye for Madelyn.
[Madelyn] In order to save Rachel,
we need to talk to the person that I think she has the most beef with.
Circle, take me to a private chat with Kevin.
[TV dings]
Whoa!
"Rachel has invited you to a private chat." Really?
Circle, take me to private chat with Rachel.
[exhales]
Let's see what the bidness is, Rachel.
Okay, here we go.
I need to channel my inner Rachel.
Message, "Good morning, Kevin."
"I feel like I needed a chat with you after yesterday's Circle Chat."
"Tensions were high. I misjudged you, and I apologize."
"Sad face emoji, red heart emoji."
"#NewBeginnings."
Circle, send message.
Okay, this is good.
[Buteau] Nah, Kev, this is fake.
[Kevin] Circle, message,
"#NewBeginnings sounds great! Exclamation point."
"I gotta ask,
why'd you come for me so hard in the Circle Chat though? Question mark."
"Laughing face emoji."
Send message.
[Madelyn laughing]
Um, good question, Kevin. Good question.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Message,
"TBH, I was standing up for my #CircleGirls,
but after my convo with Madelyn yesterday, she spoke really highly of you,
and I might have not given you a fair chance. Sweating emoji."
Overall, I think this is great for Rachel and for Madelyn.
Yes, Madelyn! Thank you! Thank you!
Message,
"That's great! Exclamation point."
"Honestly, I didn't give you a fair chance either."
"So glad we got to have this chat and start this friendship!"
"Exclamation point."
Me too, Kevin, and I hope that you mean that.
Start off fresh with Rachel
to hopefully use in a conversation with her…
Bada-boom, bada-bing. Next thing you know,
I'm higher in Rachel's ratings. I'm higher in Gianna's ratings.
I won't have any enemies.
That's all I could really ask for going into today.
I'm pretty good at this. Made Kevin not hate Rachel anymore.
Check. My work here is done.
[Buteau] Madelyn, you are crushing being someone else right now.
And one person who crushed being himself since arriving is Garret.
And if there's anything that could distract you from winning 100K,
it's Atlanta Pride literally outside your Circle apartments.
She is, like, shaking it.
[people whistling]
I wanna be over there. I wanna shake ass too.
[Buteau] We all wanna be shaking our asses out there,
but we got a game to play.
It's a glorious afternoon in The Circle, and can we just take a whole-ass minute
to appreciate how smoking hot our players are?
That's one, two, three, four, five six.
You don't got shit down here, bro. Look. One, two, three, four, five, six.
[Buteau] Beauty and brains. Some people really can have it all.
That's right, Kev. You get involved, honey.
[Garret] Oh no. I lost my ball.
[Buteau] No, you didn't. I see it right there.
But I hope you find it, 'cause Jadejha's about to hit you up, honey.
Circle, invite Garret to a private chat.
This is gonna be good.
[TV dings]
[Garret] "Jadejha has invited you to a private chat." Oh my God.
This is my chance to build a connection with somebody who I felt connected to
before I even had the chance to talk.
Circle, take me to my private chat with Jadejha.
Okay. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
[Jadejha] Message, "Good morning, Garret."
"Yesterday was crazy. How are you feeling?"
Send message.
Okay. I was hoping for a little bit more,
either to a point where we get to learn about each other
or where we can open up and be a little more vulnerable.
All right. Circle, message,
"Good morning, gorgeous." All caps. "Heart-eye emoji."
"In the gym working out the stress from yesterday. Flex-arm emoji."
"What about you? Question mark." Circle, send message.
He didn't necessarily give me what I thought he was gonna give me.
Like, I felt like he was going to…
address the other players.
He also mentioned that he was working out in the gym,
so this immediately opens up me being able to ask him
about, like, his fitness journey.
Message, "#GreatMindsThinkAlike. Smiley face."
"I did some yoga to clear my mind after yesterday."
"Your bio mentioned you enjoy debunking fitness myths."
"What has that journey been like?"
Okay, as much as I've attempted to open up to some of the other players,
even the ones that I've connected to, we haven't gotten deep,
or at least as deep as I'd like.
Maybe this is a good opportunity
to open up.
Maybe I can also ask her about the struggles that she's had.
Circle, message,
"My fitness journey started with some bad habits,
like disordered eating."
"Healing from that took a long time."
"Now, I'm just making sure others don't follow in my footsteps."
"Rainbow heart emoji."
"#MyStrugglesDontDefineMe."
"Wink-eye emoji."
Yes! See I knew there was more to it,
because if you look like Garret,
then there is way more to it
than just what it seems like surface level. [sighs]
Message, "I had a feeling there was more to it."
"I was always told that I should eat more or I looked sick,
so I started working out to change that."
"It really messed with me mentally
on top of the stress I had going on at home."
Oh, Jadejha.
[sad music playing]
[Garret] "I was homeless for a period of time before I went to a group home."
"I knew I couldn't go back
to the different forms of abuse and violence I grew up around."
"#ButImStillHere."
[exhaling]
[inhaling, exhaling]
Oh.
[sniffling]
[sighing]
I like this message. It really opens up to Garret.
It really lets him get to know me
and, like, that's important because it shows that I'm genuine.
Sometimes I just wanna give, like, younger me a hug, you know?
'Cause damn, girl, we went through it.
[Garret] I don't even know how to start this.
Circle, message.
"To see this strong, successful, positive woman overcome all of that,
I can't imagine the strength that it took."
"Thank you for sharing your story. Nothing I've been through can compare…"
"…but I'll always be here for you in and out of The Circle."
Aw.
Thanks, Garret. I feel like this is one of those conversations
where sometimes you just wanna look out for someone
because you know they've been through stuff.
So, like, now I feel like I gotta look out for Garret.
I just solidified a bond with Jadejha
that makes me feel like,
even after just one short chat,
I've got a friend for life.
[Jadejha] Garret has a friend in Jadejha.
And I know now that I have a friend in Garret.
And that's important to me.
[sad music ends]
[upbeat music playing]
About to have a nice little lunch to start the day.
[Buteau] Lunch to start the day? Darian is my people.
And instead of the players having to entertain themselves,
The Circle's about to give 'em what's good.
[alarm blares]
Ayo! Bing bong!
[all] "Make out, Marry, Murder"?
-I'm so scared! -Circle, what is this?
[Buteau] In today's game, you'll choose from your fellow players
who you'd like to make out with, marry, or murder.
-Sounds messy. -[Buteau] Hopefully.
Open Make out, Marry, Murder.
[Buteau] Once the answers are locked,
The Circle will disclose them one by one, of course, because it loves the drama.
Rachel could potentially make Madelyn some enemies during this game.
Yeah, I'm curious to, like, who's gonna wanna kill who.
[laughs] I have a feeling there'll be
a lot of people who want Rachel to disappear.
-I know who I'd like to make disappear. -His name rhymes with "seven."
[Buteau] There goes Gianna being all cryptic again.
First up to play is Garret.
Regardless of what's happened here in The Circle,
making out with Gianna is a safe choice,
and I'm gonna marry Jadejha.
I wanna solidify that relationship.
"Murder" is the one I'm most worried about.
I'm gonna choose to murder Madelyn.
-Make out with Gianna?! -[Darian exclaiming]
[Darian] Whoa! Okay. Mm!
That was a curveball and a half!
Marry Jadejha, murder Madelyn!
Garret, I love you!
-No! -[Deb screaming]
[Madelyn] Garret, you will rue the day.
I'm writing this shit down. I don't forget.
Garret didn't put any of The Mermen up there.
So like, are his girls more important than his boys?
I thought we bonded yesterday.
[Buteau] Andy, my dude,
in the words of another rock icon, "You live, you learn."
-Next up is Darian. -[Darian] It's my turn! Ooh-wee!
So who would Darian make out with?
I mean, Gianna is a cute girl. Just being real.
I would make out with Gianna.
Okay, for "marry", oh, without a doubt, Miss Jadejha,
because I mean, I definitely want my wife in her,
for sure for sure.
Okay for "murder,"
if anybody has to go in the dirt, it's gonna be Rachel.
[Nicky] "Make out," Gianna?
-What did I just say? -[Jojo] Ooh! Yo, fuck yeah, bro!
Gianna at "make out"?
Bro, since when?!
Everyone is kissing Gianna's ass!
What's so fricking good about her?
The fact that he likes my Gianna girl,
who still hopefully has my back, this is good.
Marry Jadejha, yeah, that makes sense.
Maybe he saw Rachel going at me in the group chat?
[slitting sound]
[Buteau] Bro Code coming in strong.
Next up is Rachel. Well, Rachel being played by Madelyn.
Rachel said that Darian and her are cool now.
He's an attractive man for "make out."
Putting Garret under "marry"
is a choice that I feel like Rachel would make.
For "murder," Rachel let me know yesterday
that she didn't really get along with Andy.
Okay.
Madelyn, how did you do? Let's see it.
She would make out with Darian?! What? Why you got it out for my man, girl?
[guffawing]
Damn!
I feel like Darian's probably gonna take this as a surprise
since he just killed Rachel.
Maybe that's good, because he wants to murder her,
but she's saying, "I'd make out with you."
Maybe changes the conversation a bit.
Rachel! I'm flattered!
Damn! She wanna kill Andy.
Wow.
Actually, I'm not mad at this. Andy blocked my girl, Gianna.
Rachel is still holding a grudge.
Rachel, you're actually smart. I think you're better Rachel than me.
[Buteau] #CatfishCompliments.
-Up next is Jadejha. -[Jadejha] For "make out," Gianna.
I'd make out with her, but also she's an alliance of mine,
and I want to reconfirm that she's an alliance of mine.
Now for "marry,"
I've had my eyes on Darian since the very first day.
He's still my number-one priority because I'm willing to marry him.
I have to put Madelyn for "murder."
You ain't even say nothing to me. That's why I would murder you.
-[Jojo] Gianna! -[Nicky] Ooh. All right.
-[Jojo] Jadejha! -Three "make outs"? I like that.
Everybody has said Gianna for "make out."
Why does nobody wanna put their tongue in my mouth?
Yo. She wanna marry your boy. I'm about to get on one knee right now.
Baby girl, don't worry about it. I already got the ring. A bling-bling!
I feel like the only person who would be surprised
about me putting Darian in "marry" is Garret.
It's fine.
I'm not mad.
[Buteau] You might be mad, but at least you ain't dead, honey.
Madelyn! Oh shoot.
What the hell?!
I don't think that's great 'cause I have to survive as Madelyn,
but it's not bad.
It just means there's no connection.
What is your deal, Jadejha?
[Buteau] Up next is Rachel, but as Madelyn. Remember?
Rachel better have made the right choices for Madelyn.
Madelyn has a #CircleHusband.
Madelyn needs Andy to know, "I'm into you."
"I'm keeping this going. All this stuff's real."
Madelyn would definitely say "Marry Andy," but we're gonna make out with Gianna.
Madelyn's gotta choose Gianna so that Gianna gets the message,
"Hey, I wanna be part of your group there."
And she mentioned she didn't have a connection with Garret.
-Okay. I'll take that all day. -Holy shit.
Gianna's Miss Popular.
I love that. I love that. Good job, Rachel.
Thank God, Maddy!
-I love you! -Of course we'll marry our Circle husband.
I get it, Madelyn. I murdered you back.
Nobody's gonna suspect a thing. I would've put this exact same stuff.
[Buteau] A catfish masterclass.
Are we about to see another one? Do your thing, Andy.
We've already married--
We are married to Maddy, so it makes sense to put her in the "marry" spot.
And Kev, our boy, makes sense to put him in the "make out" spot.
However, I need to show Kevin that we appreciate his big move
that he made the other day. Maddy married me.
I'm hoping that she's not too upset that I'm only making out with her,
but we're already married.
I needed to make a move for my boy.
What? [guffawing]
From bros to band to marriage.
We have truly come a long way, dog.
What kind of shit is that? Are you kidding, Andy?
[shouting] What?! Andy! You're my Circle husband!
Andy put Kevin for "marry."
What the fuck?
-I can't even look right now. -Oh! He want to murder Rachel.
A woman who says you're her Circle husband expects a ring!
You put a ring on it!
Putting Rachel in the "murder" spot instead of Gianna
is showing Gianna and the rest of The Circle world
that we've forgiven. We've moved on.
Wow. At least we're not, you know, murdered.
I want Gianna to see this and be like, "Andy could have murdered me."
"Maybe that was Andy's way of showing that he forgives, forgets, and moves on,"
which is exactly right, Gianna.
Yeah, let's… let's talk about it. Everybody wants to kiss you, Gianna.
So tell us who you'd like to kiss back.
[Jojo] Right now, our biggest question marks are "marry."
-This is where it can get a little… -This could get spicy, get a little weird.
Maybe we could do Darian. Darian's a decent-looking guy.
I'll give him credit where it's due.
This is the stepping stone we might need
to drive the wedge between Kevin and Darian.
Yeah. I think so too.
"Murder." I think this is the easiest decision…
…possibly we've ever had to make in our lives.
Make out with Andy!
Over my dead body will you make out with Andy.
Madelyn is not happy about that.
In fact, Madelyn realizes Andy flirts with Gianna.
Oh, Andy! You dirty boy!
Oh fuck.
Not only did Andy not want to marry Madelyn,
he's flirting with other girls! Ah! [laughing]
This is so good.
Oh my God. She said Darian!
Darian?!
Suddenly, I got Jadejha, and I got Gianna,
and I'm walking down the aisle like this. [moaning]
"You may now kiss the bride." You may now kiss the bride.
And Jadejha wanna kiss you anyway. Oh, this is perfect.
"You may kiss the bride," and I'd be there like this. [kissing sound]
Wait a minute. What the hell they got going on?
They got something going on, and I ain't feelin' it.
[Buteau] Last up, what's the K Fern feelin'?
I'm choosing Madelyn for "make out"
because of the initial attraction I had for her.
I'm choosing Rachel for "marry"
because what's a marriage but a true friendship, of course?
Rachel and I had a great convo today.
We found out we have a lot of similarities,
and this will solidify that relationship.
And last but not least, I am choosing Gianna for "murder."
All right, Kevin, what you got?
What? Kevin's gonna marry Rachel?
Wow!
What is going on?
I am so confused.
Really, Kevin? That's low-key weird.
I think Kevin did this to throw everybody off.
She might see that and be like, "Dang. Wow. I guess our chat did go well today."
This could mean Rachel and Gianna aren't as strong as they thought
if Rachel is connecting to Kevin.
You think you're gonna break up Rachanna!
[Madelyn] We got somebody on our side. This was our plan.
-No! -You're freaking welcome, Rachel.
He wants to murder Gianna!
All right, Gianna say, "I'mma murder Kevin."
And it's right back at you, Gianna.
We both know where we stand, you rat bastard.
Gianna, just know the feeling's mutual for now.
-"Thank you for playing…" -"…Make out, Marry, Murder."
You're welcome, Circle.
[Heather] What is happening between Kevin and Rachel?
Why is everyone up Gianna's ass? Like, nothing is making sense.
I'm thinking my priority is figure out
what the hell is going on between Gianna and Darian,
and shut that shit down.
I really was caught off guard with how many people
wanted to make out with us, but I'll take that.
-I love that. -I'll take that all day.
That shows that there's some sexual attraction.
There's some erotic behavior brewing in The Circle, and we are here for it.
[Buteau] That game was fierce. Shots were fired,
and the truth was stretched.
[Jojo reacting]
[Buteau] And Andy's doing what every rock star
must do at least once,
regret rushing into a marriage.
I should've married Maddy and kissed Gianna.
[Buteau] Meanwhile, Rachel works up some big OnlyFans energy
to go a bit deeper with Madelyn's Circle husband, Andy.
Confident, sexy, hot 25-year-old.
It's in there. You were that.
Circle, start private chat with Andy.
[TV dings]
[Heather] Oh my God, my wife.
She's probably a little mad that we didn't marry her,
but I have an explanation.
[Buteau] This should be good.
Circle, take me to the private chat with Madelyn.
Madelyn has to call out Andy and be jealous,
but not enough that Andy doesn't think she has his back.
Message,
"So I'm not your #CircleWife anymore?"
"Question mark, question mark, question mark. Broken heart."
Send message.
[laughing crying]
Maddy, I'm sorry.
Message,
"Maddy, babe, we came into the game already married,
and I just wanted to seal it with a kiss! Kiss emoji."
"#Mandy is still thriving."
"I just needed to show my boy some love for what he did." Send.
-I hope she's not doubting me. -So he's trying to smooth things over.
I get it. But Madelyn still has a question.
Message, "Okay, that explains Kevin."
"But are you an #OnlyFan of Gianna? Question mark."
[Heather] "Was she sealing something with you?" [laughing]
No, not at all!
Message, "I was shocked that Gianna chose to kiss me, to be honest."
"I'm glad that means all is forgiven, and I hope she isn't doubting me."
"But I promise I'm #OnlyAFanOfYou."
"Red heart emoji." Send message.
[Deb] Oh!
You know what? I'm starting to sw-- I'm starting to sweat.
Now that he said the words, it's gonna get spicy.
[Buteau] Never seen a catfish have a hot flash,
but I'm here for this content.
Message, "I know you're my #OnlyFan,
and I hope you liked my choice of Gianna."
Oh God. I don't know if I can do this.
I don't know if I can say it. "#…
FutureThreesome."
"#FutureThreesome"?
[exhaling]
[Heather laughing] What is going on?
[Deb] Forget Rachel. Forget Madelyn.
Deb is unbelievably not feeling comfortable with this.
Message,
"I'll let you take the reins on that, but for now, I want you all to myself."
"Devil emoji"!
"#IllStillTakeYouToDinnerFirst."
Andy, you're a gentleman a little bit.
Message, "As long as I can have you for dessert."
[Deb reacting]
Okay. Okay. I got a way to do it that might be kind of cute,
might be kind of funny, um, maybe.
Message, "Only good boys get dessert."
"Are you a good boy?"
"Angel emoji, devil emoji."
And let's add a picture.
Circle, take me to Madelyn's private albums.
Let's find a yummy picture.
Circle, take me to OnlyMe album.
Oh, that's good.
Open up middle bottom right picture. Yep.
I think that's what dessert would look like to Andy.
Send message.
[Heather screaming]
I can't do this with you. [laughing]
That's such a bold picture to send.
What are you doing?
Message,
"Let's just say I'm not scared to get #DownAndDirty. Water emoji."
[Deb] Oh.
Is that sweat?
[Buteau] Well, what do you think it is?
[Heather vocalizing, laughing]
Oh my God!
[Deb] "So when are you coming to Detroit to get these matching tattoos?"
"Ring emoji." I don't know what any of this means.
"When one of us wins The Circle, I'm coming straight to Detroit."
"Ring emoji."
I like that. "When one of us wins." Okay.
That makes me feel like I'm her number one.
-We're looking out for each other. -I gotta get out of-- [sputtering]
Madelyn, we need to change the conversation.
Message…
[Heather] Oh! "Speaking of winning, I know you're salty about Rachel,
but I had a chance to chat with her and she's real AF."
"Sometimes too real. LOL."
[Deb exhales]
[Heather] "#ShesGotMyBackAndHasYoursToo."
No, she doesn't. She just tried to murder us.
Message, "Shots all around when we win."
"#WhatsMineIsYours."
"Do you have any thoughts as to why Rachel would want to murder me, then?"
"Question mark. Nervous emoji."
[Buteau] Andy, you've come to the right person.
[Deb] Message, "Because it's too obvious she wants to murder Kevin?"
"Question mark. LOL. Laughing emoji."
"But seriously, SRSLY, I did have a great chat with her,
and she knows you are my #CircleHusband
and will tell us what we need…"
in capital letters, "…to know," in capital letters."
I hate that Maddy brought up Rachel,
'cause that means I have to protect Rachel. Okay. Message,
"LOL. Makes sense."
"Then that gets my gears grinding
about why Kevin chose to marry her… dot, dot, dot. Hmm."
"And should I be nervous about him sliding in on my #CircleWife?"
"Laughy emoji." Send message.
All right, I don't even wanna touch that.
I want Andy to have that circling in his head,
so he starts to question Kevin,
but I also want him to know Kevin tried to flirt with me already.
I want him to leave this chat questioning everything he thinks he knows.
Message, "You don't need to worry about Kevin."
"He already tried that with me at the VIP party."
"#IWasNotAFan."
"Laughing crying emoji."
Send message.
Ooh! [gasping]
Let's hope we've now planted the seeds of doubt in Andy's alliances.
Kevin tried to slide in. Okay, that was before we were married, though.
Message, "Ooh, you had your eyes on me since the beginning, huh?"
"Eyeball emoji, laughy emoji."
"#AndelynForever."
Send message.
[Deb] I think this message is good.
He feels kind of flattered that Madelyn has only had eyes for him.
Message,
"#OnlyHaveEyesForAndy."
"#SpicySessionSoon."
[laughing]
[Deb] Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
I'm exhausted.
This has been an emotionally draining day being Madelyn.
[Buteau] Ooh, baby, it is getting hot in there,
and it's getting hot up in here as well.
This is The Circle.
Let me tell you something, it is hot everywhere.
[Nicky] As two Italians, everything gets marinated in olive oil.
-I frickin' bathe in olive oil. -I shaved with olive oil last night.
[Buteau] And Kevin's got himself into yet another argument.
My hair right now is screaming at me,
"Kevin, what the heck are you doing? Bring us back to the natural form."
Up. Up. Up. Up. [vocalizing]
Okay.
This one's the OG slicked back normally done with the comb,
but I haven't owned a comb since like '06.
-[Jojo] Look at that frickin' thing. -The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
[Buteau] Except your girlfriend, right?
And we run into a problem, I say, "Where's my $100,000?"
[Buteau] I know he can't hear them, but Gianna might be rubbing off on K Fern.
Is he okay?
[funky music playing]
[Buteau] In today's game, Darian revealed he wanted to make out with Gianna,
and Gianna revealed she wanted to marry Darian.
Now he wants to hit up his sexy side piece
who is currently on the roof smashing a six-pound tomahawk steak.
Yuck.
[Nicky] Oh! Delicious.
Gianna said that she would marry me. I mean, hey, I don't blame her,
but I think this is a big opportunity to connect with Gianna,
and it's gonna benefit me to continue making connections
rather than just put all my eggs in one basket.
Circle, open up private chat with Gianna.
[TV dings]
[Jojo] "Darian has invited you to a private chat."
Maybe him and Jadejha wanna add one more to the freak show,
-if you know what I'm saying. -I'll take it.
[Buteau] No, none of us know what you're saying.
[Jojo] Circle, take Gianna to private chat.
My nipples are getting hard.
Message, "Well, hello there, future bride-to-be."
"Wedding ring, laugh emoji. That was very nice of you."
"Wasn't expecting to prepare for two weddings on the same day. LOL."
I love it. I love the energy here. We should she say something like,
"As long as it's with my girl Jadejha," or something like that. Message,
"Hey, hubby…"
"I don't mind you having another bride, as long as it's Jadejha."
"Lovey-dovey eyes."
Oh! Let's go!
Little does he know it's already a threesome.
[Buteau] Oh, okay, because you're twins. So clever.
I mean, I can very much see Gianna being on my side for real.
Circle, message, "Well, that sounds absolutely perfect to me."
"Lovey-dovey eyes."
"Hopefully, my groomsmen are around to attend…"
"…because I know you may not like one of them. LOL."
"Eye emoji."
-Definitely obviously talking about Kevin. -Of course.
It's obvious that we don't like him,
and I have no problem telling Darian why either, so message,
"Can't wait. Dance emoji."
"As one of your wives, I have to tell you…"
"…Kevin is not trustworthy." Wow!
"I've literally seen him break an alliance right in front of me. #WatchYourBack."
"Heart emoji." Damn.
As his wife now, it's our duty to tell him that someone's a snake in the grass,
and we don't want nobody coming to our wedding who's a snake.
[Darian] She is warning me right now.
Oh, that's supposed to be the number one bro. Wow.
Circle, message, "Looks like I may be down one groomsman."
-Great answer. -Yeah.
Message, "As your wifey, you're always safe with me."
"Hugging emoji."
"#WithYouTilTheEnd."
Wow.
She's trying to lock in with me for real. Oh!
[Jojo] "It was good talking to one of my future wives."
"Excited to see what's in store for us. #MeetMeAtTheAltar."
-I love it. -I love that. I love that.
I got two Circle wives!
If the bro ship sinks,
I'm still floating away with my two wives over here, so… Oh!
[Buteau] Don't worry, Captain K Fern's a fake lifeguard.
He'll save you.
Night is falling, and all this flirting has got The Circle in the mood.
-[TV dings] -[Heather gasps] What?
Ooh!
[all] "Wedding Party"?
Who's… What? Is it Darian's?
Is it Andy's?
[high-pitched] It's for me and Maddy!
It better be for me and Maddy.
I feel like this is a party meant for me. I have two wives in The Circle right now.
Me and Darian is gonna be the first Circle wedding.
We gonna have little Circle babies and everything.
-I love a good wedding. -It's an excuse to get blackout drunk.
Till blockings do us part.
[Buteau] Our game earlier was Make out, Marry, or Murder,
so we're focusing on the nicest part, the wedding.
-Let's get dressed. Go. -Go!
[Buteau] By that, I mean we'll skip straight to the reception,
have some drinks, dance and, oh, nobody's getting married.
This… [laughs] …this looks like circus ring leader. [laughs]
We about to get down and dirty like the Dirty South.
Boy, I look like a stripper.
Whoo! It's wedding time!
-[Jadejha] One hand. -[Garret] Okay, I'm getting it.
[cheering, shouting]
Oh snap!
Yeah! [laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
[Jadejha vocalizing]
[Darian] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
[Garret] Fly!
[Madelyn] And you may now kiss the bride.
[kissing sounds]
-[TV dings] -[Jadejha] Oh!
[all] "The Wedding Party chat is open."
Yes, okay. I'm so excited to vibe with everyone tonight.
This is gonna be good.
I want everybody to just loosen up. I want us to just have fun.
Circle, take me to the Wedding Party chat.
I'm Madelyn. Think like Madelyn. Message,
"Congratulations, y'all."
"I think we all just married each other."
"#CircleHubbysAndWifeys."
I like that from Rachel. Thank you.
If I, Madelyn,
can't get up in there and let Andy know that I'm his #CircleWife,
then we need to make Rachel do it.
Message, "So happy for you and Madelyn."
"Andy, will your children come out with tattoos? Laughing face emoji."
"#GetARoom." [guffawing]
I like it. Shows that Rachel and Madelyn are friends, like I told Andy.
Circle, message, "LOLOL." All caps.
And then "laughing emoji."
"You can be damn sure about that, Rachel. They might need a godmother."
"Maddy, I wish I could…"
"…see how gorgeous you look in your dress tonight."
We're in love! We're in love!
[Deb] I feel the love. I feel the love from Andy.
You're welcome, Rachel. I just got Andy on your side too!
Rachel and Andy said they'd murder each other.
But now he's considering making her the godmother.
They must be cool.
Message, "Andy, #CircleHubby,
you're in for a wild ride during our honeymoon."
"Devil emoji. Rachel…"
"…you can be one of my bridesmaids,
and tattoos for everyone will be our wedding favors."
That is so cute, Maddy.
Oh, I love that.
It sounds like they're besties, which is good to know.
-Madelyn's coming off as a little more… -Genuine. I feel like she has to now.
-She has no choice. Yeah. -She got clipped twice today.
Let's not all raise our glasses just yet.
Gianna and Darian low-key got a thing going on.
Like, I need answers.
Message,
"Y'all, I feel like a real-life princess."
"Crown emoji."
"But I never thought on my wedding day
I would be becoming a sister wife with one of my girls."
"#SayItAintSo."
"Heartbreak emoji."
Oh, she's talking about Gianna. Ah, nah.
-Boo, it's all good. -We did say we would marry Darian as well.
I wanted you to be my maid of honor because we close, girl,
but I ain't think you was gonna be the other bride.
So what the hell you and Darian got going on?
You think we can maybe say something like, um…
I think we, like…
"I think this has to be handled in the form of a dance battle."
-Nah. -You don't think so? It's something fun.
Let's wait for somebody.
Circle, message,
"Jadejha! Exclamation point. I'm right there with you."
"I didn't think on my wedding day I'd marry a bunch of straight people."
"#AtLeastYoureAllCuties." Okay, Garret, but don't change the topic.
-Okay, Garret. Boom. -Gianna and Darian need to say something.
We should maybe say,
"Jadejha, I'm just so honored to be standing side by side with you."
-Something like that. -[sputtering] I'm thinking.
-They need to say something. -I wanted Gianna to say something first.
Message, "Garret. Winky face emoji, laughing emoji."
"Jadejha, I'm so honored to be standing next to you at the altar, sis."
"#…" Should we do like, "#NewBeginnings"?
-No, right? -Nah.
Maybe like, um…
"Kissy face, roses"?
Okay, wait. Message,
"Girl, I was hoping you would be standing next to me too,
but as my maid of honor."
"Groom's got some explaining to do." Oh man!
[Heather] Oh. Oh!
Darian, you're a dirty dog!
'Cause why this girl think she's gonna be at the altar
on my wedding day, Darian?
Uh, why I gotta explain?
Gianna gotta explain. Gianna wanted to marry me.
-All right. Circle, message… -[Jojo] There he goes. Darian's typing.
"Jadejha, I'm excited to be married to my queen."
[Jadejha] "Ring emoji, crown emoji. #WhatsUnderstoodDoesntHaveToBeExplained."
All right, cool. This is beautiful.
[Kevin] Darian, solid approach, bro.
You just saved yourself.
We about to see a marriage counselor already.
[TV dings]
-[Garret gasps] -[ominous music playing]
Wait. "Tierra has joined the Wedding Party."
Who the hell is Tierra?!
Whoa!
[both] Who is Tierra?!
-Who are you, and what do you want? -Who the hell is Tierra?!
And why isn't Tierra a man that I can marry?
-Circle, where's my husband?! -Tierra?
Who invited you?
-Uh-oh. You think she's Darian's ex-wife? -Nah, probably not.
-"Tierra is crashing this party…" -"…and if you have a problem with that…"
"…speak now or forever hold your peace."
Whoa, girl.
-That's how you coming in? -Coming in firing.
The Circle's already full!
What just happened?
[Tierra] The maid of honor has arrived,
and I'm here to shake this shit up.
[theme music playing]
[theme music ends]