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[funky music playing]
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[Michelle] It's the morning
after the ratings,
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which means that our players
are once again waking up
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with a lot more than breakfast
on their minds.
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Oh. Good morning, Circle.
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♪ Over and over and over and… ♪
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Good morning, Circle.
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[Michelle] Oh yeah, nothing shakes you out
of that sweet Circle slumber
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like an impending blocking.
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Oh man. One of these people
is gonna be removed today,
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and there will only be seven of us.
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We have only blocked one person.
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So we have no idea what blocking someone
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who's, like, been with us for a while
is gonna do to the rest of the group.
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This is new.
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These friends and relationships
that you built
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are really becoming
your low-key enemies. [giggles]
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All is fair in Circle and war, I suppose.
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♪ Like a monkey with a miniature… ♪
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[Michelle] And even though it's easy
for her to say 'cause she's immune
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from the blocking, Rachel is appealing
to the others for calm.
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Okay.
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Circle, start a group chat with everybody
and call it Morning Meditation.
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Argh. Yep. That is too heavy.
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[screen dings]
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[gasps]
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"Rachel has invited you…"
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"…to Morning Meditation."
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I enjoy a good peaceful meditation
every so often.
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Message, "Hey, y'all. Sunshine emoji."
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"I woke up today feeling a little nervous.
I thought some of y'all might as well."
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"It might be nice to have
a moment of calm before the storm."
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She is definitely bringing
the ray of sunshine into The Circle,
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and I think that is so dope.
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Message, "Perfect timing.
I just finished a gym sesh."
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"#RiseAndGrind."
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"I have never meditated before
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but am totally down
to give this a try with everyone."
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"Muscle emoji."
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"#MeditationVirgin."
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Okay, meditation virgin.
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I bet you ain't a virgin
in nothing else, Nathan.
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It's a good distraction
from what's about to happen today.
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[exhales]
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We could all just take a second
to breathe, you know.
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Okay, message,
"Let's start in a standing position."
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"Take a deep breath into your nose
and reach both arms above your head."
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[ethereal meditation music playing]
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[inhaling]
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"Exhale through your mouth
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and slowly bring down your arms
to your side."
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Rachel, I am going to take a seat
and relax.
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"Inhale three counts."
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"Exhale for six."
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I can only inhale so much.
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[exhales, whistles]
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"Try to do this a few times,
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and hopefully, you'll feel
your nerves start to ease."
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I feel calm.
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Yes, baby. I feel the calmness
in my body, honey.
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Message, "Am I meant to be feeling
like a Buddha? Question mark."
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"#ZenForDays. #ThanksRachel." Send.
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[screen dings]
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[chuckles]
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Give us nothing, Nathan.
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That's how I feel
when I look at Nathan's messages.
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Like, "Thanks for all of that nothing
that you contributed today."
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[Michelle] Someone's centered.
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I think this is good.
People will think it's kind of funny.
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People will think it's kind of dumb.
That's exactly what I'm going for.
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Message, "If you're feeling it…"
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"…do a little stretch."
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[Yu Ling] "Have a little shake or dance.
Whatever keeps your spirits high."
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[John] Feeling good this morning.
I like it.
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Okay. Perfect.
I'm so high-spirited suddenly.
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Message, "Baby, I haven't been this calm
since I walked into this damn apartment."
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"Crying laughing emoji."
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"#RachelTheGOAT. #TheCircleCalmDownCoach."
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I love that. Oh, that makes me feel good.
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I think it's important
to give personal information
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as much as possible. So, Circle, message…
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Oh. Alyssa.
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"I feel so much better.
I love breathing exercises like this."
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"I have struggled with anxiety
for a long time, and it surprises me
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how much breathing
and a strong support system helps."
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Oh.
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That's really nice that, um,
Alyssa kind of opened up a little bit
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about struggling with anxiety.
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Me too, girl.
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Thank you, Circle. My work here is done.
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Good stuff. Good stuff, Circle fam.
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Definitely feeling the good vibes
and the positivity this morning,
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and this is exactly what we needed
going into such a big day
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that is very, very stressful.
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This is amazing.
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[Michelle] And all that meditating
did the job
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'cause The Circle is a hive
of self-actualized activity.
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Yeah, honey, you show
that child-sized dumbbell who's boss.
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Really got to get into the Nathan mindset.
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Working out every day.
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Don't stop. Never quit.
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Other things that gym bros say.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Michelle] And after just forming
a throuple a few days ago,
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Yu Ling is proving
that three is the magic number
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-by starting another group chat.
-[screen dings]
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[shouting] "Yu Ling has invited you
to a group chat!"
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All right!
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Baby, baby, baby, baby!
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I really wanna get to know
Frank and Crissa,
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because from day one,
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my gut reaction told me that
we would just absolutely vibe together.
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I'm so pumped right now.
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Message, all caps,
[shouting] "Frank and Crissa."
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"I've been dying to chat with you both."
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"Anytime you're both in a chat,
the vibes are always #Immaculate."
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"Thought I'd start
this real down to Mars chat
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to get to know you both better."
With the sparkle emoji.
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Aw, I love that because I always said
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that I felt like Yu Ling had a personality
that was outside of this world.
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So I love that she's trying to have a chat
and get to know us a little better.
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Message. Message, message, message,
"Yu Ling!" With a bunch of G's.
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[spluttering] "Exclamation,
exclamation, exclamation."
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"From the start of the game,
you two have caught my eye,
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and I've had your backs
without you knowing." [gasps]
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"#BrotherFromAnotherMother.
#SisterFromAnotherMister."
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Oh my God!
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Message, "Yu Ling."
With the fire emoji. "Baby…"
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"…your personality is out of this world,
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and I love when you're in a chat
with all your comedic humor."
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Oh. It's just crazy how vibes just
make you feel. It's just… [screams]
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Message, "You know, from the beginning,
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I wasn't sure
how people were reading my energy."
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"I know I have a super loud exterior
and use humor to navigate through pain…"
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"Dot, dot, dot, which can be seen
as conceited and shallow. LOL."
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"But it's been a journey
to overcome the shame I have felt
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about my culture, size, and gender."
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"Seeing you two being
so authentically proud
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and unapologetically you is so inspiring."
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Well, that is about the sweetest thing
I have heard.
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I feel like that took a lot, so I
definitely wanna let, um, Yu Ling know
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that I see her.
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Hey, I think she's really been through
a lot in her life.
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Message, "Yu Ling, I'll be honest and say
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I've always felt like you had
an amazing personality from the beginning,
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but I felt it was taking you a little more
to open up."
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"But each day I'm seeing more
of who you really are at the core,
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and you are truly letting
your light shine, baby girl."
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"#ILoveYourStrength."
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With a rainbow heart emoji
and a hug emoji. And send.
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[Yu Ling] God, I just love that.
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Message, "Girl, I was reading your energy!
Exclamation. Which kept me alive."
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"So, for that, thank you for being you."
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"I'm always here for you!
Exclamation mark."
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I feel really good.
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I feel like I am in a safe room
with siblings with Crissa and Frank.
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Message, "I have so much love
for you both."
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"Thank you for making my freaking day.
Crying emoji, heart emoji." Send.
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[Frank] Yes, honey.
We are showing the love!
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♪ Go, Yu Ling. Go, go, Yu Ling ♪
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♪ Go, Yu Ling ♪
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Whoo! Go, Yu Ling!
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Yes. I love this chat so much.
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I would love for us three
to take it all the way. Like, real talk.
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Well, I wanna win.
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But if it's not me,
I want one of them two to win.
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I really wanted to just get to know Frank
and Crissa a little bit better,
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and I got exactly that.
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Now, I'm beginning to question
the alliances that I already have
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because they have my back
without even saying they have my back.
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I feel like, within our trust bubble,
I do trust Alyssa.
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But Bru hasn't really been giving us
a lot of his personality.
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He stays extremely diplomatic
and doesn't rock the boat.
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And for me, that is kind of a red sign
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because you're not showing me
any of the cards that you actually hold.
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[chill music playing]
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[Michelle] Yu Ling might be treating
The Circle like high-stakes poker,
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but she's not the only one
with her head in the game
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because Bru is about to hit up
his bro, Nathan.
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Message, "Hey, dude. Being a new player,
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I'm sure you're still getting used
to things in The Circle."
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"Just doing a bro-to-bro check-in.
How you feeling?"
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I think this is almost a case
of, like, keeping him close
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because one, he'd be a good ally.
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Two, keep an eye on him.
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You know, can't be too careful
in The Circle.
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We're always kinda
keeping an eye out for catfish.
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So I think having him close is…
is smart to monitor it.
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Message, "My man,
missing my bros back home."
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"So I'm stoked that you're checking in.
#Bromance."
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Well, great start.
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Come under my wing,
small Nathan, my little bro.
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Message, "Can always confide in me
with any concerns."
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"#BrosInTheCircle. #Brumance."
[laughs] Send.
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Yes! This is exactly what I wanted.
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I wanna come off as naive.
I wanna come off as a bro.
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I'm gonna lasso you in, Bru,
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and I'm gonna bring you on
to Nathan's side.
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Whoa, wait a second. Nathan messaged,
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"Something I've been wanting
to tell my new bro
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is that Yu Ling slid into my DMs hard.
Fire emoji."
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"What about you?"
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"Any dimes you got your eye on
in The Circle? Question mark."
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Yu Ling told me that
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he slid her into her DMs.
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The best way to bond with a bro
is to talk about girls.
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I like to think that Alex
is very respectful of women,
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where Nathan, you know,
he toes that line of being a bit of a dog.
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So this is just how I got to play it.
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I got to play this really careful 'cause
[laughs] my top people are involved.
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Message,
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"Ooh! Yu Ling is definitely spicy.
Fire emoji."
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How do I plant a little bit of doubt
around his feelings on Yu Ling
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without being like…
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Like I'm trying to deflect or be like,
"Don't trust her"? 'Cause, like…
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I'm gonna say, "She loves
to flirt, period," and leave it at that.
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Like, okay.
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That almost hints that, you know,
she did it with me, and then I'll be like…
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[Alex] Bru, "Ooh, Yu Ling
is definitely spicy. Fire emoji."
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"She loves to flirt."
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"Alyssa and I have been vibing.
She's really, really cool."
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"How do you think it went
with Yu Ling? #Wingman."
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Oh man.
Everyone really seems to like Alyssa.
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Damn. What the hell?
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Message, "I was into Yu Ling
as soon as I read 'single, devil emoji.'"
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"#ILikeThemSpicy."
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"I like dem. D-E-M."
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Yes. That is beautiful.
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Okay, that's all I need to address
about Yu Ling at the moment.
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"Alyssa seems really cool."
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"Did it bug you at all
that she was also flirting
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with Jared / the Spice Girls?
Question mark." Send.
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Ooh! Nathan, who are you?
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His angle about the Jared-Alyssa thing,
crafted it really well.
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Something I wouldn't expect from a young,
22-year-old, unemployed college kid.
237
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,960
Hmm.
238
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:21,440
Message, "To be honest,
I wasn't worried at all about Jared. LOL."
239
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,320
Send. I mean, he's playing the game.
It's not… This isn't a love show.
240
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,640
Like, we're not trying to find our wives
or girlfriends in here.
241
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,400
He's trying to get Yu Ling on his side,
242
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,480
and he's going to
do the flirting tactic to get it.
243
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,160
I think this went really good.
244
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,600
I want to feel underestimated.
245
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,760
That way I can slide through
blocking after blocking,
246
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,440
and no one will worry about Nathan.
247
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,840
[joyful music playing]
248
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,760
[Michelle] It's a normal day
in The Circle.
249
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,680
Crissa is doing something hella cool.
250
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,640
Rachel's doing something hella adorable.
251
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,400
[Rachel] That's cute as hell.
252
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,880
That's the cutest shit I've ever seen.
253
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,200
[Michelle] Momma Carol's
gassing herself up.
254
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,360
Wow. Am I impressed with myself?
255
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,560
A little.
256
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,800
[Michelle] And The Circle
is about to surprise everyone.
257
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,720
[screen chimes]
258
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,320
Ooh! "Circle Roast."
259
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,960
[laughing]
260
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,200
It's gonna get crispier than these fries
up in The Circle.
261
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,000
-[Crissa laughs]
-[Yu Ling screams]
262
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,640
"Today's challenge has been set
by a very special guest."
263
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,600
More guests?
264
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,520
Hi, guys.
265
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,080
-[Alyssa] Ah!
-[Rachel] Hi!
266
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,800
It's me, comedian Nikki Glaser.
267
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:40,400
I love Nikki Glaser.
268
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,720
The queen of roasting herself?
269
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,440
She is brutal. Pun intended.
270
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,800
When it comes to roasts,
there's nobody better than Nikki Glaser.
271
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,440
Your challenge is
272
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,440
to write devastating roast jokes
about your fellow Circle players.
273
00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:02,280
We literally have a blocking today,
and now you want us to roast each other?
274
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,840
Put your big girl pants on for these.
275
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,520
Let's do battle.
276
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:13,080
You guys will write the jokes,
and I will deliver your jokes.
277
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,280
Shut up. That is next level.
278
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,240
I need to come up
with something that stings.
279
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,760
Tell the truth,
because if you're calling out
280
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,920
something that everyone notices
but no one is saying,
281
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,240
that's the best roast joke.
282
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,360
I want to impress Nikki,
so I gotta drop some truth bombs in here.
283
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,200
It's time to stop being nice
and start writing roasts.
284
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,960
I mean, I'm mean, but I don't know
if I'm funny is the problem here.
285
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,240
Go. Go. Grab a pen and paper
and get… get started.
286
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:48,520
Girl.
287
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,360
Go write jokes now! Go!
288
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,400
Oh shit. Okay, I'll get an-- I need a pen.
289
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,920
I just gotta keep my head on straight
and remember that this is Carol
290
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,040
in the game
and not John writing these jokes.
291
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,560
Maybe I could say something
about her being a MILF.
292
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,720
Oh my God, this is gonna be brutal.
293
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,680
"#GiveUsNothing." [chuckles]
294
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,840
See? I make myself laugh,
so that means it has to be a joke.
295
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,680
[Michelle] Words to truly live by.
296
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,760
[rhythmical music playing]
297
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,320
You're done.
298
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,840
I'm done.
299
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,400
I really hope you had some fun
writing those roast jokes.
300
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,320
I am really excited to read some of them.
301
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,800
You have no idea what heat's coming.
302
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,040
You might… you might wanna, you know,
take some notes.
303
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,440
#ItsOver.
304
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,680
It's done.
305
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,720
[Michelle] It is for now, Frank.
The fun part's coming later
306
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,280
when Nikki reads them out loud
for everyone.
307
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,000
The roast writing might be done,
308
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:47,560
but Carol is about to feel a lot more heat
as she starts a chat with Alyssa.
309
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,320
And the real Momma Carol?
You better put on your earmuffs.
310
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,640
[screen chimes]
311
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,040
"Carol has invited you to a private chat."
312
00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:00,240
That's interesting.
I was not expecting that.
313
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,800
The first time we ever talked
in a group chat with all the girls,
314
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,920
and I said, like,
315
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,240
um, "I've been married for 30 years.
I could use some tips to spice it up."
316
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,240
This is a conversation
I think I had to kind of bring up.
317
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,240
I think it shows a fun side of Carol.
318
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,400
Message, "Hi, Alyssa! Exclamation point."
319
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,880
"I feel like this has been
such a long time coming."
320
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,640
"I mentioned having to spice it up
with my husband, John."
321
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:30,800
"Do you have any ideas I could take home
and surprise him with?"
322
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,640
"Winky-face emoji."
323
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,480
Send.
324
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,960
Oh, interesting! [giggles]
325
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:44,320
I mean, just like the thought of having
this conversation just makes me so…
326
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,800
I don't like it!
327
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,960
But I guess we're finding out
what John would do for $150,000.
328
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,920
Message, "Aw, I love it!
Exclamation point."
329
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,600
"Of course I have some ideas."
330
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,520
"Some of the best ways to spice it up
are the simple things,
331
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,960
and making foreplay something
that you do all day is a really fun one."
332
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,200
"Maybe an extra flirty touch
in the morning,
333
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,320
a spicy mid-workday text,
334
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,520
and a romantic dinner in the evening
335
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,880
will build anticipation
for an extra special night."
336
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:23,080
Maybe Carol is who she says she is.
Because I don't know if I would wanna be
337
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,800
a child on the receiving end
of that message.
338
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,880
Mom, I hope somewhere in the world
you're taking notes.
339
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,520
[Michelle] I'm taking notes for myself
and for your mom.
340
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,600
Message, "If you're coming in
for a full assessment,
341
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,200
we would need more information."
342
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,160
"Like how often do you have sex?"
343
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,920
"Do you feel like something is missing
from your sex life now?"
344
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,480
Oh, balls.
345
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,440
What am I gonna do? I have to lie.
346
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,520
Like, I don't know anything about this.
347
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,640
[chuckles] I'm so interested
to see what she's gonna say.
348
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,720
Message,
349
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,880
"Honey, I am an open book!
Exclamation point."
350
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,640
"It's not that
we don't have sex frequently."
351
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,080
"I just miss the spark
from when we were younger."
352
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,200
"Thank you for these amazing ideas!
Exclamation point."
353
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,640
"I knew I could trust you,
354
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,880
and I really appreciate it.
Period. Heart emoji."
355
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,040
Send.
356
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,480
I can't believe I just said that. Like…
357
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,880
Holy uncomfortable, Batman.
358
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,080
Message, "I totally understand,
359
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,880
and it's super common
in long-term committed relationships,
360
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,280
so you are not alone."
361
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,680
"It is important to connect
with your own sexuality,
362
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,840
so next time we chat,
I will have to teach you
363
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,840
how to do a vulva hug."
364
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:44,320
"I promise you won't regret it.
Thank you for trusting me with this."
365
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,240
[shouting] What is a vulva hug?
366
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,920
I… I don't even know what that means!
367
00:19:54,640 --> 00:20:00,600
It's all about connecting with your vulva,
which is why we have the vulva pillow.
368
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,320
But it's literally just one hand, one hand
and you just, like, hold for a while,
369
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:09,640
and then you just can, like,
take deep breaths and feel grounded.
370
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:16,200
Message, "You just put the biggest smile
on my face! Three exclamation points."
371
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,240
"I know
that we're both very far from home,
372
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,600
but something about talking to you
brings me right back there. Heart."
373
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,800
"That's why I really wanted you here
374
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,880
when I went
into the first influencer chat."
375
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,600
[whispering] Interesting.
376
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,840
It's super important to just give her
that nugget of information
377
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,800
to know that I've always had her back
even without having this one-on-one,
378
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,200
so that she feels the same way
if she ever has some power.
379
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,840
It sounds like she's trying
to communicate to me
380
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,160
that she had a big hand,
381
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,880
if not made the entire decision,
to keep me here.
382
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,440
Message, "I am so glad
that I remind you of home
383
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,040
because you do the same for me."
384
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,240
"I had a feeling that you were the reason
I stayed in our first blocking,
385
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,720
and I can't tell you
how much I appreciate that."
386
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,000
"Us spicy meatballs
have to stick together. #Famiglia."
387
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,520
Oh my God. Wow.
388
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,840
That was the best response
we could have ever got.
389
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,560
And the #Famiglia, like,
that's the same name
390
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,800
as my family group chat at home.
391
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,800
I feel good about Carol.
I felt good about Carol before,
392
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,080
and now I feel even better
because now I know
393
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:26,640
that she played a big part
in keeping me here in our first blocking.
394
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:32,840
So that solidified that I can trust her,
even if she is a catfish.
395
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,000
And now I know about her sex life.
396
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,360
[upbeat music playing]
397
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,560
[Michelle] While Carol, aka John,
thinks about what he just shared
398
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,800
and wonders why he didn't just apply
to be on Family Feud,
399
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:48,160
Bru is trying to figure out the puzzle
that is Yu Ling.
400
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,240
-[screen chimes]
-[gasps]
401
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,840
"Bru has invited you to a private chat."
402
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,800
I gotta touch base with my girl Yu Ling,
403
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:05,480
who has been sniffing around with Nathan,
my Circle bro, earlier.
404
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,720
Just wanna remind her
who's, like, top dog here.
405
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:15,960
Message, "Yu Ling, my darling," [chuckles]
with like a dash of the middle.
406
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,880
[giggles] "I wanted to say hi
and say I was thinking about you."
407
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,200
"How are you?"
408
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,640
This is very sweet,
but what are your intentions?
409
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,400
"Aw, I've been thinking about you too."
410
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,600
"What's up?" And heart emoji.
[sighs] She's been thinking about me.
411
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,320
It's all good. But I know you've been
thinking about somebody else, Yu Ling.
412
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,840
All right, message,
413
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,720
"I love our Throuple Chat, comma,
414
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,800
but sometimes talking to two girls
makes me too nervous,
415
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:48,240
so I'm focusing in on you. Y-U."
416
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,160
The little blushing
covering mouth emoji, fire emoji.
417
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,400
"Not much here."
418
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,720
"Just changed into this bright shirt
419
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,480
that reminded me
of your amazing personality."
420
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:03,000
"By the way, this shirt
is boyfriend material. Winky face." Send.
421
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,920
I… I can't tell if he's,
like, actually hitting on me,
422
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
or if he's, like,
just trying to make a joke.
423
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,800
Are you making a pass at me?
Are you actually interested,
424
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,480
or is this your way of,
like, trying to stay in the game?
425
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:24,080
Message, all caps,
"Okay! Exclamation marks."
426
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,920
"I see you, Bru."
427
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,920
"Glad to see you are practicing
your flirting techniques."
428
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000
"Don't worry about being nervous
around me. I don't bite. Devil emoji."
429
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,080
"I've been meaning to get to know you
a little bit better… Dot, dot, dot."
430
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,600
"You have always been
such a sweet personality,
431
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,240
but I want to know the true Bru.
Eyes emoji."
432
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,640
"Tell me something
I don't know about you."
433
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,120
I really like that she wants to,
you know, learn more about me
434
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,320
and why I am the way that I am.
435
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,400
Message, "I love that! Exclamation point."
436
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,760
"To kind of go deeper
on the whole nervous thing,
437
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,680
it's really about issues I've had
with self-confidence and insecurities."
438
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,240
"I feel like
we've all experienced being judged
439
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,520
and unfairly mislabeled in life,
440
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,040
but getting to know people deeper
has really helped me relieve that."
441
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,760
"I'm glad I don't have to be nervous
around you." Send it.
442
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,880
Aw!
443
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,120
Message, "Bru, my heart. Heart emoji."
444
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,440
"Trust me, you're not the only one here
who's extremely awkward."
445
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,240
"I actually find it extremely endearing."
446
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,000
"I'm on the same page with you
447
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,640
in regards to self-confidence
and insecurities."
448
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,200
"We all have them.
I'm navigating them on a daily basis."
449
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,600
"At the end of the day,
450
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,960
putting yourself out there
is the bravest thing one can do."
451
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:47,000
"Just remember to add gas
'cause I'm rooting for you." Send.
452
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,520
It's just really nice.
I wasn't expecting it.
453
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:54,840
I wasn't expecting to be so deep
into things with Yu Ling in this chat.
454
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,000
When I was gonna ask her,
"Hey, what's up with Nathan?"
455
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,520
Now, I'm like, "Who?"
Not even worried about that at all.
456
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,320
This is fantastic and really,
like she said, endearing stuff.
457
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,040
Bru has definitely opened up,
458
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,680
and I'm so glad
that he's been vulnerable with me today.
459
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,160
What was previously
a super just strategic alliance
460
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,880
and was there out of convenience
and like, "Great. This is smart."
461
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,120
I feel a lot more confident
that I do know Bru.
462
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,200
He is a little bit shy.
463
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,640
He does need a little bit more
of that encouragement.
464
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,920
And I totally know where he's coming from.
465
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,920
[Michelle] Aw, flirting, opening up.
I see a cute friendship bru-ling.
466
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,800
And as evening closes in,
the players are looking surprisingly calm
467
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,680
considering they have
ratings results, a roast,
468
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,960
and the blocking hanging over them.
469
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,200
See the difference?
470
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,440
If it sticks,
I will not be blocked tonight.
471
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,880
Okay, that's… that's just a test.
472
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,760
[Michelle] Circle, make 'em say…
473
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,680
[alarm blares]
474
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,160
-"Alert!"
-"Alert"?
475
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,240
Oh shit!
476
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,360
Whoo! My heart is… Boom, boom, boom, boom.
477
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,480
"The rating results are in."
478
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,120
This is quite a shock.
I thought the roast would happen first.
479
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,920
[Michelle] Keep your Tommy Bahama
shirt on, Nate. Remember, as a newbie,
480
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,280
you and Rachel are immune
to this blocking.
481
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,520
Hope you guys got your breathing exercises
ready. We'll need them for this.
482
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,160
-[sighing]
-[Alyssa] Okay.
483
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,520
Whoo, child. The nerves.
484
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,200
Let's do it.
485
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,040
-Circle, take me to the rating results.
-Rating results.
486
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,800
[intense music playing]
487
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,880
Ah! Shit, baby!
488
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,840
Sixth.
489
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,440
If I'm sixth, somebody's been lying.
490
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,720
Ooh. Sixth place. Don't be me.
491
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800
If I'm last, I know
it's not the end of the world,
492
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,120
but man, will it feel like it for a while.
493
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,480
If you're in sixth place,
they want you out.
494
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960
Crissa?
495
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,000
Oh God.
496
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,400
What in the fuck?
497
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,840
Someone's leaving tonight.
498
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,240
And I can't have it be me.
499
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,960
I was just so sure
that Crissa would be at the top.
500
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,200
She was the person I was most worried
about being an influencer.
501
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,560
I am relieved.
502
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,280
Fourth is a tie.
503
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,840
Oh wow.
504
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,080
Oh my God. I'm about to shit!
505
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,880
I would not be mad at all
if I were tied for fourth.
506
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,760
Who's this?
Please don't be Frank and Yu Ling.
507
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,760
I'm really hoping to see Alyssa's name
as one of these two.
508
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,040
Okay, it's… Oh no!
It's me and Momma Carol. Oh no. Okay.
509
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,400
Well, this isn't
what I wanted to see whatsoever.
510
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,840
I don't like that I'm this low
in the game. Uh. It's really upsetting.
511
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,840
Did Nathan rank me low? Yu Ling? Alyssa?
Momma Carol? It doesn't really add up.
512
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,120
Bru and I were-- are obviously tight,
513
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,800
and it's just like a bummer
that we're in it together.
514
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,440
That leaves three players left.
515
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,080
Me, Frank, and Alyssa.
516
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,520
[Alex] All right, third place.
517
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,640
If Frank's third, that's good. I'd feel…
I feel 100% safe with Alyssa and Yu Ling.
518
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,520
Oh my God.
519
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,200
I'm genuinely not sure who it's gonna be.
520
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280
Alyssa.
521
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:13,960
Alyssa.
522
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,280
And it's…
523
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,240
Alyssa! [shouting] No!
524
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,120
Okay. I'm okay with that.
525
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,880
I am…
526
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,080
an influencer.
527
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:39,760
Frank's in third. That is huge.
That means Yu Ling and Alyssa are up top.
528
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,080
[screaming]
529
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,280
I'm glad that I'm not an influencer,
but I'm really worried now about Crissa.
530
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:53,280
I'm so excited I could pee my pants!
531
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:59,240
I am both flattered and now terrified.
532
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,040
What the hell?
533
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,400
[groaning]
534
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,120
I'm so excited!
535
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,560
It's me and Yu Ling!
536
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,640
[music intensifying]
537
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,560
[shouting, laughing] What?
538
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,880
[shouting] What? I'm first? What?
539
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,640
Yay!
540
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,320
Oh! Oh my God!
I don't want it, but I want it.
541
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,560
I'm first!
542
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,440
Yu Ling, good for you!
543
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,240
[Crissa] That gives me hope.
544
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,240
Oh, lord knows I need hope.
545
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,560
Yu Ling has jumped over everybody,
546
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,200
and I hope that I'm on the list of people
she wants to save.
547
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,760
I just hope that the girls remember
who kept them in the game the first time.
548
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,000
I've told them both that I've done that.
549
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,840
Oh, I'm praying
that they don't send home Momma Carol.
550
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,800
[suspenseful music playing]
551
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,240
We look cute with blue check marks.
552
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,920
I'm a freaking influencer.
553
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,320
[laughing nervously]
554
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,400
Please, Yu Ling, have my back.
555
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,360
I don't know where Yu Ling's head is at,
556
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,320
but we have
to get rid of somebody together.
557
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,960
I love winning.
558
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,720
It is just gonna absolutely break my heart
to have to send one of these people home.
559
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,480
[music stops]
560
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
[rhythmical music playing]
561
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,360
[Michelle] After the excitement
of another ratings,
562
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,880
the players are taking advantage
of our facilities to eat dinner.
563
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,680
And while they digest that,
564
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,560
let's give them something
that might be a little tougher to swallow.
565
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,560
[screen beeps]
566
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,960
[gasps] "Circle Roast!" It's back.
567
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:47,200
Oh no. If it isn't
the consequences of my actions.
568
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,080
Now that I know the ratings,
they about to go ham on me.
569
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,600
I should have had me
a little popcorn for this.
570
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,520
Hey, guys.
571
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,800
I hope you had fun writing roast jokes.
572
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,080
It's hard, right?
573
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,400
Well, honestly, looks like
we've got some comedians in The Circle.
574
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,320
[Alex] Oh God.
575
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,920
And also some people
that should never do comedy ever again.
576
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,640
Like, we should ban you from ever trying
to make a joke. You'll see.
577
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,920
Are you talking about me?
578
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,840
Oh my God. If Nikki likes my jokes,
I will simply pass away.
579
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,960
She's a roasting legend.
She's gonna be so mean. [chuckles]
580
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,680
[Michelle] That's how roasts work,
boo boo. But now, I'm passing the mic
581
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,280
over to my fellow comedian
and roast queen, Nikki Glaser.
582
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,880
Let's start with Carol.
583
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,840
Come on, dude.
Like, talk about once-in-a-lifetime.
584
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Yes, Carol!
585
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,960
Carol could try to be bad on purpose.
586
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,080
Her jokes might come off
a little, like, grandma-ish.
587
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,840
"Frank, [sighs] you had me
at titties and Tequila."
588
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,960
-Okay.
-Yes, dude.
589
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,360
"And Frank, actually, you have the nicest
titties of anyone in The Circle."
590
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,720
Oh shit!
591
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,240
I know that's right.
592
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,160
"I don't really know what that says
about Alyssa, Crissa,
593
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,120
Rachel, Yu Ling, and I,
but maybe I should have been
594
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,720
-drinking tequila the whole time."
-[laughing]
595
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,000
I love that one!
596
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,040
"Nathan, I do know
that you've been looking for a job,
597
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,080
and boy, do I miss my husband."
598
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,400
"So I've been looking for someone
to come over and make me tea,
599
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,880
and just massage my feet
if you're interested."
600
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,640
[laughing] Carol.
601
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,400
Very cute, very Carol.
602
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,560
Come on. Give me some good feedback,
Nikki Glaser.
603
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,440
Oh, Carol, I could tell that you were
in your 60's just by your name,
604
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,160
but also just the way you wrote your jokes
read like a text I got from my mom.
605
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,680
Just like, what is the point of this?
606
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,000
This is very long-winded and adorable.
But [spluttering] no one needs this.
607
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:43,000
Yes! We did everything we wanted to do.
I wrote a literal roast as my mom.
608
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,360
It was supposed to read
like it was a mom sending a text message.
609
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,320
This is incredible.
610
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,040
Next up, Crissa's roast.
611
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,720
That's right, baby!
612
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,000
Okay. I feel like it's gonna be funny.
613
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,680
She seems like one who doesn't hold back.
614
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,240
"Carol, please let me be the daddy
to your mummy,
615
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,760
'cause, girl, you're a MILF."
616
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,840
[silence]
617
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,040
Bow! Ha!
618
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,320
Oh Lordy.
619
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,800
"Jinkies! I think
I found the Spice Girls catfish."
620
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,360
"Oh, wait. No.
That's just Alyssa, the IG model."
621
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,640
Whoo!
622
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,240
Take that, Alyssa.
623
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,480
[John] Yikes, Shaggy.
624
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,720
Oh, Crissa.
625
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,760
We had an hour to write these.
626
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,360
The silence is deafening.
627
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,680
I think I did okay.
628
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:34,360
Crissa, your roast was probably
the biggest struggle for me to deliver
629
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,520
because I think
maybe it read like you speak.
630
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,160
I mean, saying that Carol is a MILF,
that's not so much a punchline.
631
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,440
You could've replaced an F. You know,
You could've said, "You're such a MILF,
632
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,440
and by that, I mean
a mom I'd like to forget."
633
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,840
-Oh.
-Fair.
634
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Not a good roast.
That was a big ol' compliment session.
635
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:58,720
I think people are roasting strategically
and not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings.
636
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,000
I'm just getting burned
left and right today.
637
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,200
Okay, next up is Frank's roast.
638
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,160
That's me!
639
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,800
Which is actually a rap.
640
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,040
Oh no. Nikki has to rap?
641
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,280
All right, let's see what this is.
[clears throat]
642
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,600
I'm nervous for this one.
643
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,960
"Let's start with Alyssa,
she's really cool."
644
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,440
"And she definitely knows
how to make all the boys drool."
645
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,480
[silence]
646
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,400
God.
647
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,280
Oh boy. [laughing] That's cute.
648
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,120
"Crissa is my girl, and that's a fact."
649
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,360
"But I really wish she'd come
and hit me from the back."
650
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,440
What?
651
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,440
Bars, baby, bars!
652
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,760
None of this is a roast.
653
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,920
"And Nathan is the newbie
that nobody hates. And I really think him
654
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,480
and Alyssa should go on a date."
655
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,120
That's not bad. I'll take that.
656
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,640
I will not be going on a date with Nathan.
I'll just clear that up right now.
657
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,600
I thought Nathan was flirting with me.
658
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,960
I'm nervous for Frank.
I'm… I'm, in fact, scared for Frank.
659
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,480
Frank, your roasts were not a roast.
660
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,640
Oh girl.
661
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,040
You wrote a rap, and not even a good rap.
662
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:56,960
She's right.
663
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,040
I'm glad she's calling out the fact
that nobody's frickin' roasting here!
664
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,440
Frank was trying to kiss ass.
665
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,240
Girl, please. My rap was killing, honey.
666
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,760
You failed, Frank.
667
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,440
You failed.
668
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,240
Next up, Nathan's roast.
669
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,760
All right.
Hope you deliver my jokes properly, Nikki.
670
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,120
I think Nathan's got frat-boy humor
written all over him,
671
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,000
and it might come across,
like, pretty bad.
672
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,640
Bru, honestly, I wasn't that surprised
when I heard what you do for a living.
673
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,960
I mean, look at you.
You've got such a face for radio.
674
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,120
Oh! The burn is real.
675
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Oh, that's good. Yeah, I've only
heard that about 3,000 times this year.
676
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,360
Yu Ling, I'm real glad you get pleasure
out of disappointing your mother
677
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:41,440
because she is going to be devastated
when you bring me home.
678
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,480
[screaming]
679
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,880
Go ahead! Shoot your shot, boy!
680
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,720
I guess there's
a little flirting going on. Got ya.
681
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,160
I think this was a success.
682
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,800
Nathan. [grunts]
683
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,280
The only joke in here that was good
was a joke that you didn't write,
684
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,240
a face for radio.
685
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,880
[groaning]
686
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,880
The best joke you wrote was the one
687
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,880
where you thought that Yu Ling
was gonna bring you home to her mom.
688
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,400
You're not gonna do that,
Yu Ling, are you? No.
689
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,800
I will be bringing him home,
but not to Mom.
690
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,600
Roasted by Nikki.
Here, I thought I did so well.
691
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,400
That was funny, Nathan.
Don't you listen to her.
692
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,760
Next up, it is Alyssa.
693
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,600
Yay!
694
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,680
Hit me with your best shot.
695
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,200
Carol says she loves baking,
696
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,960
but maybe her cake was so disappointing
697
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,600
because she Mrs. Doubtfire-d it
before taking the picture.
698
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,560
Mrs. Doubtfire was a man
playing an older woman.
699
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,160
Is she calling Carol a catfish?
700
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,000
Brutal.
701
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
"Crissa always says she has balls,
702
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,720
but really she doesn't even have the balls
to give us anything more
703
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,680
than being the peanut gallery
in our group chats. #GivingUsNothing."
704
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,560
Whoa.
705
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,840
I was not expecting that.
706
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,040
That one's a little spicy.
707
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,800
I would be sweating
if I was Crissa right now.
708
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,000
She came for heads.
She didn't have any remorse.
709
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:15,640
Alyssa, your roasts were thoughtful,
descriptive, and not bad for a beginner.
710
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,600
[screaming]
711
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,480
I actually think Alyssa did better
than I thought she was gonna do.
712
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,200
My Crissa one sounded so much meaner
when Nikki said it,
713
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,640
and I'm really glad I'm an influencer.
714
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,040
Next up is Bru's roast.
715
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,280
Oh, get ready, people. It's going down.
716
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,920
I'm expecting these to sting.
717
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,880
"Oh, Rachel. Do you think
you've been ghosted so many times
718
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,840
that you just decided to start hanging out
with actual ghosts instead?"
719
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,200
Yes! That's a good one!
720
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,480
[laughing] The answer is yes.
He's not wrong.
721
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,560
Oh! Dude! Bru's bringing heat.
722
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,840
That was good, Bru.
723
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,320
"Yu Ling, gosh,
is there anything smaller than you?"
724
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,640
"Oh, wait. I know. Your mom's faith
that you'll be a success."
725
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,040
-[Frank] Ooh!
-[John] Wow.
726
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,360
[Frank] The girl is bringing it!
727
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,040
Whoo-wee!
728
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,960
He killed it! I'm so happy.
729
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,560
I was not expecting him
to be so good at this!
730
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:21,480
You gonna come at Yu Ling like that,
and she's number one as an influencer?
731
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,240
Are people offended right now?
Sorry, not sorry.
732
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,960
Bru, this was great.
733
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,520
I can tell that you are a funny guy,
and you know how to write a joke,
734
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,280
and I hope I delivered them
up to your standards. Good job.
735
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,280
-[Bru] Snap, crackle, and pop!
-[John] Well done, sir.
736
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,080
Next up, we have Yu Ling's roast.
737
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,520
Let's go, Yu Ling, bring some fire.
Come on, add gas.
738
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,440
We know your phrase. Add gas!
739
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,360
"Rachel always brings the Zen
to The Circle,
740
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,280
and she has never failed to send me
into deep REM sleep."
741
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,680
[laughing]
742
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,160
Fair enough.
743
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,280
At least it's mean.
744
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,720
"Frank, you glow from head to toe,
745
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,840
but you must have some skeletons
in your closet that we don't know."
746
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,120
What? What's the point of that joke?
747
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,040
That one was kind of ominous.
What does that mean?
748
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:15,040
I might have some, girl.
749
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,320
Yu Ling, listen,
roasting isn't for everyone,
750
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,600
and it's definitely not for you.
751
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,840
I know you're small,
752
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,120
but so is the part of your brain
that knows how to write jokes.
753
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,760
Completely accurate.
754
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,480
And finally, it's [inhales] Rachel.
755
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,680
Oh God.
756
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,680
"I'm glad we started the day
on such a positive note."
757
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,480
"Let's ruin that, shall we?"
758
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,560
Ooh.
759
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,600
"Let's start with an affirmation."
760
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:46,000
"I am not a catfish. Okay?"
761
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,920
"Seriously, a little louder, Carol."
762
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,840
Whoa.
763
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,640
"I am not a catfish."
764
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,440
"After that vote for most strategic,
765
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,400
you're gonna need a little more
cosmic energy coming your way."
766
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,160
-Holy shit.
-Whoo, baby.
767
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,160
-This is what I'm talking about.
-She's coming at me.
768
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,280
They did, you know, vote her
most strategic in the game.
769
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,760
So that's what I'm going off of.
770
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,880
"Even if you are a strategic player,
it's not, like, the worst thing."
771
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,800
"Right, Nathan?"
772
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,560
"I actually heard you were campaigning
pretty strongly against me
773
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,760
in the Spice Girls vote."
774
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,680
Ooh!
775
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,320
"Maybe you could be a politician.
You've certainly got the hair for it."
776
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,520
Ooh, Rachel went hard!
777
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,800
It's good that he knows that I know
that he was talking. You know?
778
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:31,280
She brought up that I had campaigned
against her in the Spice Girls vote.
779
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,720
Damn, the Spice Girls
threw me under the bus to Rachel.
780
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:40,440
Rachel, I love that you actually made fun
of yourself in your own roast
781
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,920
by beginning with an affirmation
782
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,320
and then going pretty hard
on old Momma Carol.
783
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,840
Everyone else was really kind to her
and like, "You're old. Ha, ha, ha."
784
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,160
You were like,
"You're deceptive and kind of a bitch."
785
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,280
Okay, that's feedback I can handle.
786
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
Those were spicy.
787
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,960
You know, I've kinda gotta play it as
I get why she thinks that I'm a catfish,
788
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,160
but I have trust in the game. She doesn't.
789
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,880
Could be a pretty glaring move.
790
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,040
[Michelle] Our hostess with the mostest
has roasted.
791
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,440
Now we find out who's the top torcher.
792
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,520
That was brutal,
and not just for me to read.
793
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,840
Some of those jokes
were actually pretty brutal.
794
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,160
You all did such a good job,
which is what they told me to say to you.
795
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240
I'm kidding. You really did a good job.
796
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,680
No, we didn't.
797
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,960
Unfortunately, there can only be
one winner. And that person is…
798
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,640
Bru.
799
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,760
Whoo!
800
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,520
Good job, Bru!
801
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,520
Okay.
802
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,600
I thought your jokes were original,
they were funny,
803
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,840
and turns out, you're a real dick.
804
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,000
Got called a dick by Nikki Glaser.
I made it.
805
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,480
Well, I'm glad
she didn't say that about me.
806
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,200
Guys, thank you so much for having me.
I had so much fun.
807
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,040
I'm really proud of some of you,
and the others…
808
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,240
Bye.
809
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,640
Bye, Nikki. Ah!
810
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,120
If I won that,
I would be shitting my pants
811
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,000
so nervous that people were gonna, like,
take me out of the game immediately.
812
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,040
Still can't get over the fact that
Rachel directly calls Carol a catfish.
813
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,840
Rachel, I hope you didn't unpack
because might be a pretty short stay.
814
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,360
[Michelle] Damn, Carol.
Save those zingers for the next roast.
815
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,800
[mellow music playing]
816
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,800
After a filling flambé of torched players
with a side of roasted catfish,
817
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,880
the players are on high alert.
818
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,840
Well, I guess it's a great time
for one of these, then.
819
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,760
[alarm blares]
820
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,280
"Alert!"
821
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,840
Oh no!
822
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,680
Oh no. No, no, no.
823
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,840
What do you want, Circle? What is it now?
824
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:48,360
"It's time for the influencers
to decide which player to block."
825
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,280
All right, let's get to it.
826
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,760
I can't believe it's me.
827
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,800
[screaming]
828
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,280
It's in their hands now.
829
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:03,360
"As new players, Rachel and Nathan
are immune from this blocking."
830
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,560
Thank you.
831
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,680
I'm chillin' like a villain tonight.
I'm gonna sleep like a baby.
832
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,080
"Yu Ling and Alyssa must go to the Hangout
to make their decision."
833
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,600
All right, girls, keep Frankie baby
in the game a little longer.
834
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,000
I feel good about this blocking. I mean,
these are… these are my top two alliances.
835
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,240
We have to both decide
who we're gonna send home,
836
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,520
and I just have no clue
who that's gonna be.
837
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,120
So, let's do this thing.
838
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,600
I am so excited. Let's do this.
839
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,840
Yu Ling, Alyssa, enjoy the Hangout.
840
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,720
You're gonna come out
feeling about 80 years older,
841
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,880
but hopefully, you make the good decision
and you keep me around,
842
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,200
because I got your back.
843
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,920
I feel like I made a good impression
on Yu Ling, but could Alyssa
844
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:56,280
want me out so bad
that she persuades Yu Ling to block me?
845
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,880
They have a huge decision to make.
846
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,880
[music fades, intensifies]
847
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,520
-[Yu Ling gasps]
-[Alyssa gasps] This is so beautiful.
848
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,120
Oh, damn!
849
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,640
I have the influencer book.
850
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,600
Okay, this is sexy. This is a sexy room.
851
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,240
[somber music playing]
852
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,440
I'm a woman with a plan,
853
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:25,240
so hopefully,
Yu Ling will also be on board.
854
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:31,960
I feel like I really trust Alyssa,
so I will share my opinions openly.
855
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:38,600
Ah! Okay. Circle, message,
856
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,440
in all caps, "My comeback queen."
857
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,200
"There is literally no one else
I'd rather be in the Hangout with."
858
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280
"Crying emoji. Heart emoji."
859
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:54,720
Message, "Alyssa, I am so happy
that you and I are influencers."
860
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,360
"I wouldn't want to be here
with anyone else."
861
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,080
"#ThisIsWild. #AndUnexpected."
862
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,200
I can't wait to see how this goes. Truly.
863
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,920
Okay, message, "I totally agree."
864
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,760
"Maybe we should start with Bru."
865
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,280
Bru is good for my game right now
866
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:19,920
because obviously, he is
our one solid mutual alliance
867
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,560
that Alyssa and I both have.
868
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,840
So I feel like he will be loyal to us,
869
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,880
granted that, you know,
we're loyal to him.
870
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,920
Message, "Yes.
Bru is part of our #Throuple,
871
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,600
and he opened up to me
in a one-on-one chat today."
872
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,320
"…after he attempted to flirt." Ah!
873
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,760
"He is very sweet,
874
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,400
and I know we said us three
are in a #TrustBubble."
875
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,840
"What do you think?"
876
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,040
Message…
877
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,760
"I absolutely," all caps, "adore him,
878
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,640
and I'm so happy
we've built our little trust bubble."
879
00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:00,080
All right, so clearly
Bru is off the table.
880
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:06,280
So that just leaves Crissa, Frank,
and Momma Carol.
881
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,720
Message, "What are your thoughts
on Frank?" Send.
882
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:17,160
Message, "Frank has always given me
amazing energy."
883
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,760
"He's very popular,
884
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,280
and it could mean
that some folks would get on our bad side
885
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,600
if he were to go." Send.
886
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:29,000
Message, "I 100% agree about Frank."
887
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,000
"I haven't gotten the chance
to personally connect with him yet,
888
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,760
but I love his energy too."
889
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,560
"I really wanna keep him in the game
and get to know him better."
890
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,040
"I think we both want to keep Frank."
891
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,880
Yes. I think this is true.
892
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,400
Message, "Shall we discuss Crissa?"
893
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,000
I do wanna keep Crissa,
but I need to see what Alyssa's saying.
894
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,160
She's the person
that I have the least connection with.
895
00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:00,720
Like, I have literally no connection
to her because she doesn't let anybody in.
896
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,760
It's so disappointing.
897
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:08,240
Alyssa, "Honestly, I have
almost no relationship with Crissa
898
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,520
because she shares nothing…
Dot, dot, dot."
899
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,880
"She holds her cards
too close to her chest,
900
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,320
so I don't think she'll ever gain
genuine trust from me at least."
901
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:23,520
Whoa. I mean, obviously,
that is what Alyssa said in her roast.
902
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,280
I contribute information
so that people know things about me.
903
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,160
So clearly,
sharing helps people trust you.
904
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,040
Message, "Wow."
905
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,120
"That is so wild
because she said to me and Frank today
906
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,400
that she has had our backs
without us even knowing." Send.
907
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,600
"She's had our backs
without us even knowing."
908
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,160
Sounds like an empty promise
'cause she wasn't an influencer.
909
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,040
She wasn't ever in any place of power.
910
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:01,760
Message, "Dot, dot, dot.
…What are your thoughts on Momma Carol?"
911
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,720
Send message.
912
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,960
I'm so interested to see
what she says about Carol.
913
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,200
For me, this "dot, dot, dot,"
914
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,200
there's some coded emotion there.
915
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:18,680
I think she was kind of,
"What are your thoughts on Momma Carol?"
916
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,320
I think we all want to trust her,
but it's hard
917
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,680
because everything in us is saying,
like, "She's a catfish. Don't trust her."
918
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:32,080
Message, "Okay, this one is definitely
going to put me through the wringer."
919
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,320
"Momma Carol came to me
after the first blocking,
920
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,160
and said she was the one who saved me."
921
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,240
[music intensifies, stops]
922
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,360
Interesting.
923
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,320
[music continues]
924
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,280
Message, "That is so crazy
because Carol literally had
925
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,160
the same conversation with me
earlier today."
926
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,240
[gasps]
927
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,640
[Yu Ling] "And now I'm wondering
if that was true."
928
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,240
"I'm… am 90% sure she's a catfish,
929
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,880
but if she will continue to be loyal to us
and keep us in the game,
930
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,200
I don't really care
who is on the other end of the screen."
931
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,240
Oh!
932
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,760
Oh! [laughs]
933
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,200
Yo.
934
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,760
I can't believe Carol did that.
935
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,040
It just makes me nervous.
Like, it gives me a bad feeling about her.
936
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,720
Carol's out here just lying to everybody.
937
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,040
Message, "We do, unfortunately,
have to make a decision tonight." Send.
938
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,040
We have to think about what is best for…
939
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,840
the future of our game here.
940
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,160
Carol has just been called out
as a catfish.
941
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,640
Crissa is my friend,
942
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:49,840
but it's true
that she's currently rated sixth,
943
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:55,760
and there has got to be a reason
she's ranked so low.
944
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,280
[music stops]
945
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,280
[serene music playing]
946
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,360
"I think we've made our decision." Send.
947
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,280
Message, "I do."
948
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,720
[screen beeps]
949
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,520
Oh man.
950
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,440
It sucks.
Like, I don't feel good about it.
951
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,400
I wanna be, like, a strong player,
952
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,800
and I wanna, like, you know,
do what's best for my game.
953
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,800
That's what I came here for,
but, like, it sucks.
954
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,760
[Michelle] And it's about to suck
even more for someone else.
955
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,400
[ominous music playing]
956
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,520
[alarm blares]
957
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,040
-"Alert."
-"Alert!"
958
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,360
Any way you splice it,
any way you cut it up,
959
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,440
someone's losing an alliance tonight.
960
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,200
"Influencers have made their decision."
961
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:47,040
Ooh, child. Lord, lord, lord.
962
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,720
Yes, we have.
963
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,240
I wanna know so bad,
but I don't wanna know so bad.
964
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,200
God, I hope that it's not me.
965
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,560
"Yu Ling, as the top-rated player,
you must now deliver this news."
966
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,880
"Face to face!"
967
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,040
[music intensifying]
968
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,960
Oh! What?
969
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Holy shit.
970
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,680
[sighs]
971
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,200
Is this some sick joke?
972
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,320
[music fading out]
973
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,400
[theme music playing]