1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,000 Oh, no! Sorry. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,360 No. He likes to get men in their bits. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,800 Ow! 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,880 JOANNA SCANLON: There's little dogs... 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,240 It could cause an accident, though. Yeah. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,400 ..large dogs... 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,480 loud dogs... 8 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,760 Embarrassing, really, innit? 9 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,800 ..lazy dogs... 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,160 Can we go for a walk? 11 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,760 Stanley! 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,560 Stanley? No. 13 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,760 Oh, hello! 14 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,280 You wanna make love to me now? Really? 15 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,240 Whatever the problem... 16 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,760 Come here. No. 17 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,240 ..master dog trainer... 18 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,200 We're locked and loaded. 19 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,240 ..Graeme Hall... 20 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,080 Come on, Daisy. 21 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,480 ..is there for them all. 22 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,760 She's just given up, 23 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,360 but we can't give up on her. 24 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,440 Perfect. 25 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,880 Three, two, 26 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,280 one. Come on. 27 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,320 SHE YELLS 28 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,800 There's a lot of shouting going on. 29 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,040 ..it's the owners that need the most training... 30 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,720 You're making it worse. Yeah, right. 31 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,520 Down. 32 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,240 Speechless. 33 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,160 Yay! Hey-hey! 34 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,800 I never thought I'd get on this page. 35 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:05,880 No. 36 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,040 Well, I can't hear myself think. Come on, now. 37 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,480 BARKING 38 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,320 Oh! 39 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,120 Hey, this is madness, innit? 40 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,920 Eric, no. Ernie, no. 41 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:22,080 ..Graham's upstaged by a pair of canine comedians... 42 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,240 BARKING 43 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,880 ..ruining a new marriage. 44 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,000 It should be the best time of our life. Yeah. 45 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,520 And it's not. 46 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,360 He tackles a football hooligan... 47 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,640 Once he spots a football, it's game over. 48 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,400 ..likely to cause a riot. 49 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,000 What's your worst fear? Gonna get beaten up. 50 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,720 Really? Yeah. 51 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,280 No. 52 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,720 I just wanna go for a peaceful walk. 53 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,800 No. No. 54 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,040 I just wouldn't be able to forgive myself 55 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,040 if I had to give him up. 56 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,920 First up, Graeme's heading north, 57 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,440 where the joke has fallen flat on the newlywed owners 58 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,880 of two comedy legends. 59 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,240 I'm in Sheffield today, South Yorkshire. 60 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,280 I'm going to see a couple who've got 61 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,560 two Weimaraners called Eric and Ernie. 62 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,800 No doubt they were named after Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. 63 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,520 I'm not sure exactly what the problem is, 64 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,320 but I guess we're about to find out. 65 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,760 BARKING 66 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,960 I tell you what, they sound like a comedy double act, these two. 67 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,800 BARKING 68 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,400 Morning. Hello! 69 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,320 Are you all right. How are you? Nice to meet you. 70 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,840 Hello. Peter? Nice to meet you. Yeah. 71 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,880 Shall I come in? Please do. Are you ready? 72 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,720 Well, I'm not sure I am ready... OK! ..but here we go. 73 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,480 Morning, boys. Hello. Oh. Hello. 74 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,000 Eric, no. Ernie, no. Blimey! 75 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,280 Eric, no. Eric, be careful! 76 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,320 It's so exciting, isn't it? 77 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,680 All right, all right, all right. Boys, boys, down. 78 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,720 It's like a song and dance routine. 79 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,560 This is it, isn't it? This is just life. 80 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,800 Oh! Eric! 81 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,480 Nearly had my glasses then. 82 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,040 Cor! 83 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,760 Hey-hey! 84 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,240 Well, that's quite a welcome. Yeah. 85 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,960 They do that with everybody, do they? 86 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,880 Absolutely everybody. Yeah. 87 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,960 I'm a paediatric nurse so I work in A&E. 88 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,320 Oh, blimey. So, yeah, 89 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,040 long shifts, physically and mentally quite draining. 90 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,960 I'll bet. That's a tough job. It is. 91 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,520 I'll sometimes drive home, I'll sit in the car and I'll see them 92 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,680 at the window and think, "Oh, God, I've gotta go into that." Right. 93 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,640 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,240 It's bedlam. Absolute bedlam. 95 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,160 Eric! Eric! 96 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,320 Eric. Eric. 97 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,640 When they first got Eric and Ernie... 98 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,200 Careful, cos it's hot, it's hot. 99 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,440 ..Emma and Peter hoped that, like their comedy namesakes... 100 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,720 No! No. 101 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,240 ..the double act would bring them sunshine. 102 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,480 No, no, no. 103 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,160 Get down, get down, get down. 104 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,280 Down, down. 105 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,200 ..but instead, all they've brought is a dark cloud 106 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,840 over what should be married bliss. 107 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,840 Let Mummy get up. 'It's a nightmare.' 108 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,280 It's hard work. 109 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,640 Real hard work. Yeah. 110 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,600 They are, what, about 70 kilos combined? Yeah. 111 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,440 And they do hurt you. 112 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,040 Why can't we just do it nicely? 113 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,840 I've been covered in bruises, scratches, cuts. 114 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,080 Get down! Eric, get down. 115 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,920 When I come in, they lose their minds, don't they? 116 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,200 All right. Careful. Hello. 117 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,240 Hello. All right. Ow. Get down. 118 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,600 Get down. Ooh! Get down! 119 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,520 We've had to have a new TV, they've knocked me into the TV before. 120 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,600 'Pulled down radiators.' 121 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,720 No. 122 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,040 It should be the best time of our life. Yeah. 123 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,440 No. 'And it's not.' 124 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,640 Ah! Get down! 125 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,120 Boys! Boys! Get down! 126 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,040 I feel a bit helpless. Yeah. Is what we feel. 127 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,640 I think that's the word to describe it, isn't it? Just helpless. 128 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,080 Where do we go from here? Tried everything and nothing's worked. 129 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,440 It's not what you want, what you want in your life. No. 130 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,200 So let's go back to basics. 131 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,800 Eric and Ernie, presumably named after Morecambe and Wise. 132 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,560 No, we didn't have a clue who they were, did we? No. 133 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,920 Eric's named after my favourite Disney prince. 134 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,040 Yeah! And then... Right. ..Ernie went with it. 135 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,720 Eric sort of like, just sort of rolled off the tongue, 136 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,120 like Eric and Ernie, like. 137 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,480 So you've literally got two dogs called Eric and Ernie, 138 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,760 and you'd never heard of Morecambe and Wise?! 139 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,080 Not a clue, had we? Who are Morecambe and Wise? 140 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,800 Who are Morecambe and Wise? Blimey. How old do I feel? Right, OK. 141 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,000 BARKS 142 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,480 We can't hear. Sh! 143 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:42,760 Millions of Britons once loved watching Morecambe and Wise perform, 144 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,040 but the canine Eric and Ernie... 145 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,640 All right, all right. Buys. 146 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,520 ..have no fans at all. 147 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,320 We've got, you know, friends and family with young children 148 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,800 that can't come because Eric or Ern would hurt them. 149 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,920 So who looks after them then, then, if you have to go somewhere? 150 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,440 Your mum. Reluctantly. 151 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,480 So we recently got married and we went on our honeymoon 152 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,000 and Mum looked after 'em for us, didn't she? 153 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,640 Stop! 154 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,480 I was constantly on my phone texting my mum, 155 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,040 "Are you OK?", ringing her. Just pure stress. 156 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,880 She couldn't walk them. 157 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,560 She got pulled over. She hurt herself. Oh, dear. 158 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,240 And she has told us never, ever again 159 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,120 will she look after them. Oh. So that's it now. 160 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,000 Our lives are completely on hold at the minute. 161 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,440 We don't go on holidays. 162 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,440 Even going out together, we can't even do that. 163 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,440 Right. Well, we clearly need to fix this. 164 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,560 To give the newlyweds their lives back, 165 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,520 Graeme must see why Emma's mum, Michelle, 166 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,800 now refuses to baby-sit this double act. 167 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,400 All right. Boys. 168 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,000 Boys. 169 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,840 Boys! 170 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,280 Ernie! 171 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,400 Good God. Eric. 172 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,920 No. No. Get down. 173 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,360 Hey, this is madness, innit? 174 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,960 Boys! Boys! Boys! Get down! 175 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,800 BARKING 176 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,520 I heard you looked after them when they were on honeymoon. 177 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,600 Is that right? Yes. 178 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,200 It was an absolute nightmare. 179 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,480 Was it? Yeah. It's like getting up for work, 180 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,120 jumping all over me, coming back, jumping all over me, 181 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,200 trying to take 'em for a walk... 182 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,200 They're pulling? They dragged me. 183 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,920 Yeah, and they pulled me down. Right. 184 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,800 Seeing Eric and Ernie's painful outdoor performance 185 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,360 could help Graeme clean up their act. 186 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,520 Right, just wait. Good lord. 187 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,840 You might need to help out. 188 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,680 Come here. I can't hold him. 189 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,160 They pull and pull and pull, and I can't physically hold them. 190 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,840 No. Nobody can. 191 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,520 No! 192 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,280 There's nothing I can do to stop it. It's our fault it's happening. 193 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,240 Stop, stop. 194 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,240 And when Emma's mum has a go... 195 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,240 Wait, wait. 196 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,360 Wait. 197 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,040 Wait, wait, wait. 198 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,080 Are you all right? 199 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,600 Ooh. Ooh. Ow. He's off the lead. 200 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,240 Hey hey hey hey hey! Ernie! 201 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,680 Ernie, get here. Ernie! 202 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,960 That's the problem, look. Yeah. 203 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,400 He's literally broken it. 204 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,640 Well, I don't know quite how to describe 205 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,440 what I've just experienced there. Erm... 206 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,200 This is having a serious effect on this young couple, just got married, 207 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:18,200 but they've now got nobody who's prepared to look after the dogs. 208 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,680 Oh, my God. 'They're gonna be around for ten years.' 209 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,280 Ten years of not going out, no holidays. 210 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,640 Oh, my God. Please! 211 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,520 That's one heck of a price to pay, because you love your dogs. 212 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,160 Oh. What is the matter with you? 213 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,640 Come on. 214 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,080 Still to come... 215 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,400 I think we are in trouble here. 216 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,960 No! 217 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,880 An expectant mum facing an impossible decision. 218 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:51,000 I just wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I had to give him up. 219 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,960 No. And can Graeme turn Eric 220 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,840 Ah. Eric, no. 221 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,840 ..into acceptable family entertainment? 222 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,040 You blew it. 223 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,960 BARKING 224 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,720 Hello. 225 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:13,240 JOANNA SCANLAN: Master dog trainer Graeme Hall's in Sheffield... 226 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,480 This is madness, innit? 227 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,400 They won't get down! 228 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,720 ..exasperating performances... 229 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,480 Wait, wait. 230 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,560 No! I can't hold him. 231 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,360 ..make it impossible for newlyweds Emma and Peter... 232 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,960 Careful. 233 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,640 ..to spend any quality time together. 234 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,880 Our lives are on hold. Can't have friends around. 235 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,080 'Can't go out. Can't go for a walk.' 236 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,560 Boys, boys. 237 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,440 Ah! 238 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,920 Their whole life is a series of overexcited behaviours 239 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,480 becoming rewarded. 240 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,520 So what I need to do here is put a system in for you 241 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,480 where the overexcitement doesn't feel rewarding any more, 242 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:59,160 but the thing that feels rewarding is being calmer. 243 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,320 Sounds like a plan to me. Perfect. Yeah. 244 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,200 Because their audience is so involved in it, 245 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,440 Graeme thinks Eric and Ernie believe their indoor act 246 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,920 is pleasing their owners... 247 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,080 Oh! 248 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,960 ..so the dogs must understand that a new routine 249 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,480 will get them the attention they desire. 250 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,960 Boys! 251 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,800 From now on, 252 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,200 if they can't keep their paws on the floor, 253 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,440 they'll be sent backstage, well out of the limelight. 254 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:31,240 So what we're gonna do is if their paws are on the ground, 255 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,560 big smiles, "good boy,"... 256 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,720 Yeah. ..but if they jump up, we'll tell 'em "no", 257 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,160 and we'll put them out of the room. 258 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,120 To rehearse their new material, 259 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:45,640 Graeme will direct, while Emma's brother James will play leading man. 260 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,240 Right. Ah! Come on in. 261 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,880 Right. Ernie? No, it's Eric, innit? 262 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,280 Eric, no! 263 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,040 You're out. You blew it. 264 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,720 As Eric's sent off stage... 265 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,440 Ernie, you were good there. You can stay. 266 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,760 ..Ernie plays it down. 267 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,600 Good boy. I'm gonna let Eric back in again. 268 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,360 Eric? No. 269 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,400 If he does it again, he's out. 270 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,800 Ernie. No! No! 271 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,520 No! Eric, no! 272 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,120 Eric, no. You blew it. 273 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,600 You're both in trouble now, aren't you? 274 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,040 THEY BARK AND WHINE 275 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,520 With both dogs missing their audience... 276 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,760 It's probably good enough, actually. I'll let 'em in. 277 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,680 ..and given time to reflect... 278 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,760 Come on, then. 279 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,600 ..they're allowed back on stage to try again. 280 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,920 Good boy. Good boy, Eric. 281 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,200 Can the boys prove they now understand... 282 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,640 Good boys. 283 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,680 ..how to get the applause that they crave? 284 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,920 Look at all that love and attention now. 285 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,040 All those paws on the ground. Yeah. 286 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,600 Because you don't wanna be backstage. 287 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,960 You want to be in front of your audience, don't you? 288 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,360 They absolutely do. Good boys! 289 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,320 Rehearsals are over. 290 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:06,720 Now, Emma and Peter must produce an equally stellar performance. 291 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,560 Just remember, keep a cool head. 292 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,760 If they're going bananas, you don't have to. 293 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,160 Yeah. Go. 294 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,880 But will the couple slip up with Grandma... 295 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,240 Hello. Come on in. Eric, no. 296 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,080 ..Eric and Ernie's most reluctant fan? 297 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,880 No. That's it. 298 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,120 Just stand still. 299 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,200 As soon as they go off script... 300 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,280 Come on, then. 301 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,000 ..Emma knows to direct Eric offstage. 302 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,120 Ooh, that was good. Good boy, Ernie. 303 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:37,400 You see what he did there? He came to jump and stopped himself. 304 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,280 Good boy. Good boy, Ernie! 305 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,680 Let me try Eric again. 306 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,400 That's very nice. 307 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,440 With the double act sticking to their new routine... 308 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,520 Eric, no! Ernie, no! 309 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,360 ..they even begin following stage direction. 310 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,280 Ernie, no. 311 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,840 Good boys. That's it. 312 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,400 Good boy, Eric! Good boy! 313 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,400 Good boy, Ernie. Good boy. 314 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,600 Good boy. Good boys. 315 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:08,200 And finally, they receive a rave review. 316 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,400 Isn't that nicer? You're loving that, Eric. 317 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,720 It's what you want, Eric, isn't it? 318 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,840 No. Down. 319 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:21,200 For the last 18 months, Eric and Ernie's old routine... 320 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,680 Stop! 321 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,720 Oh! 322 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:27,960 ..left the family bruised, battered and married life on hold. 323 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,600 Boys! Good boy, Eric. 324 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,360 Good boy. Good boy, Ernie. 325 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,040 Good boy. 326 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,560 Feeling amazing, to be honest. 327 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,120 We can think about the future. 328 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,000 We haven't got to be scared that they're gonna hurt somebody. Yeah. 329 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,640 Can't believe the difference. 330 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,480 This is magic, innit? 331 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,800 The doggy duo may have a new repertoire at home... 332 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,720 Mummy's very proud of you both. 333 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,080 ..but that's not the end of their show. 334 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Stop, stop! 335 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,080 For Peter and Emma, it's been a big day. 336 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,480 However, I'm not underestimating how hard 337 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,600 it is gonna be to train those dogs to walk nicely on the lead. 338 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,880 No! 339 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:08,480 Transforming Eric and Ernie into a headline act on the road 340 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,760 could test Graeme to his limit. 341 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,520 This morning they were pulling like crazy, broke a collar. 342 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,240 Oh! Ow! 343 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,040 'So I'm gonna have to come back and we'll tackle that, 344 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,560 'and hopefully we can build on what we've achieved today.' 345 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,440 Before tackling Eric and Ernie's wayward walking, 346 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:33,680 Graeme's travelled 140 miles to South London, 347 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,920 where an out-of-control obsession requires a red card. 348 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,880 Right, well, I'm looking for a French bulldog who's mad for balls. 349 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,280 Oh, pick up your ball. Pick up your ball. 350 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,120 And I think I've seen him. 351 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,480 Go, go, go, go, go. Pick up your ball. 352 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,320 Cor blimey, I reckon Chelsea should be signing him up any time soon. 353 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,240 Well, he was looking like a footballer, 354 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,840 but he's now picked it up in his mouth and punctured it. 355 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,040 I'm really sorry, guys. Oh, wow. 356 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,480 I've got this. Zach, Zach. 357 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,000 I'm so sorry. Here, I've got ten pounds for a football. 358 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,200 Oh, dear. 359 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,080 Zach, come. Zach, come. 360 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,600 Come. 361 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,280 You, trouble. Morning. 362 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,560 Morning. Mark, isn't it? 363 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,480 How are you doing? I'm very well, thank you. 364 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,880 And that's Zach? Yes. 365 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,640 He's bad, isn't he? He's really bad. 366 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,840 Yeah. Once he spots a football, it's game over, and I can't get him back. 367 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,360 Right. So I carry, like, a £10 note with me. 368 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,600 Right. Sorry about your ball. 369 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,720 Probably more than 300 quid's worth of footballs. 370 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,840 Wow. Yeah. 371 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,880 BARKS 372 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,000 Please help! 373 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,760 I'll do my best. 374 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,280 High five. 375 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,200 When Zach joined Mark's team two and a half years ago, 376 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,360 he thought he'd made a superstar signing. 377 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,120 Everything I wanted in a dog, Zach-Zach is it. 378 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,920 He's cuddly, he's friendly. 379 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,200 He's got a character to him. 380 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,000 He loves a really good long walk. 381 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,880 But that's not all he loves. 382 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,800 Pick up your ball! 383 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:16,240 And trying to win balls back often ends in costly defeat. 384 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,200 Around six months, I realised he had a problem 385 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,520 when he chased a footballer 386 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,040 that ended up with the footballer jumping on to a dustbin. 387 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,880 It was quite funny at the time, 388 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,640 but as time has progressed it's just got worse and worse. 389 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:38,280 His Frenchy's offside behaviour leaves Mark with no defence. 390 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,640 I get told he shouldn't be allowed off the lead, 391 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,800 I need to control my dog, 392 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,160 my dog's a menace to society. 393 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,600 Oh, Zach. Zach. 394 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,680 Ah. He's popped it. 395 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:54,560 I've had screaming children, crying children and very upset parents. 396 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,480 You need to control your dog. I know. Sorry, mate. 397 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,240 I've had a couple of situations where it looked like 398 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,600 it was about to get aggressive. 399 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,320 Zach. Zach. Zach. 400 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,720 It's just turned the whole walk experience from being 401 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:10,720 a quite pleasurable, fun relaxing to being an absolute nightmare. 402 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,960 Ah. Popped it. 403 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,880 What a shame, cos it seems like a lovely little park, this. Yeah. 404 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,080 Every footballer knows him. 405 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,800 I'll bet they do. Yeah. 406 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,480 Sometimes when the match is happening, 407 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,120 if you've got half the team chasing after him, half of the team 408 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,400 and the spectators shouting at me... Yeah. 409 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,840 ..it turns into, like, quite a commotion. 410 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,880 Well, scary for you as well, I would have thought. 411 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,880 Yeah. What's your worst fear, Mark? 412 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,600 Gonna get beaten up. Really? 413 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,360 Yeah. It's-It's not.... It's not good. 414 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,600 This is a dog having a ball, isn't it? Literally. 415 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,000 But there's a very serious side to this. 416 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,800 Mark could be in big trouble, so it needs to be fixed. 417 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,520 Luckily, Graeme has sidelined many ball baggers. 418 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,400 Come on in. Right. 419 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,760 His solution is usually 420 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,600 a surprisingly basic bit of training - recall. 421 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,600 A good way to start is a new thing. 422 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,720 You've been using your voice to call him. 423 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,480 Yeah. But we're gonna give you a whistle. 424 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,160 So what I wanna do is bed in some really good recall, 425 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,880 getting him coming back every time. 426 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,920 I'm gonna use a long line so that if he doesn't come back, 427 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,000 we can give him a little nudge on his harness. 428 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,160 If he does come back, fantastic. 429 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,240 Loads of fun. Little bit of chicken. 430 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,480 Oh! Hey, what's this, Zach? 431 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:34,480 And then and only then, we'll start to introduce football. 432 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,400 There's your dog, right? OK. 433 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,480 So there you go. 434 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,560 That's it. Good boy. 435 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,000 Let him have it. Good boy! Hey! 436 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,200 This clever striker quickly gets the rules of the game... 437 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,800 Good boy! Yay! 438 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,920 BLOWS WHISTLE 439 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,640 ..and returns on the whistle. 440 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,440 Good boy. Good boy! Brilliant. 441 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,480 BLOWS WHISTLE 442 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,320 Zach. Yes. 443 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,840 That's exactly what you expect to see once he's got it. 444 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,600 Yes. Look at that! Good boy. 445 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,800 You're blowing the whistle and he rockets across towards you. 446 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,320 Yeah, it is good. We'll see when the footballs come out. 447 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,920 That's the big test. 448 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,120 Graeme's playing a blinder, 449 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,440 but if Zach fails to return when a football's on the pitch, 450 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,520 this game is nowhere near won. 451 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,880 There's a football there. Right, stop him. 452 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,040 Whoa! 453 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,000 And Zach is immediately desperate to sink his teeth into it. 454 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,040 No, no, no, no. Too soon. 455 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,240 There's no point us trying to recall him there. 456 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,600 He's too excited right now. 457 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,600 Wait until he calms down a bit and then you try. 458 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,960 Not yet. Not yet. 459 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,120 He's insistent, isn't he? 460 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,320 He is. Stubborn. 461 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,600 Stubborn, really stubborn sometimes. 462 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,640 BARKING CONTINUES 463 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,400 That's it. Now call him. 464 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,600 BLOWS WHISTLE 465 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,640 And again. 466 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,280 BLOWS WHISTLE 467 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,720 The football fanatic's mind is fixated on one thing, 468 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,120 and it's not a tasty treat. 469 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,240 BARKS 470 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,000 He doesn't want the chicken now. 471 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,000 Right. Erm... 472 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,360 Try again. Come on! 473 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,280 Zach. Zach, come. Zach, come. Come. 474 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,360 No. 475 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,520 Despite numerous attempts to dissuade him... 476 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:27,600 BLOWS WHISTLE, ZACH BARKS 477 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,880 I think we are in trouble here. 478 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,200 ..Zach's two-year-old habit is so deeply ingrained, 479 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,240 it's impossible to kick. 480 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,560 I think this is as far as we're gonna get today. I really do. 481 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:45,160 Defeated, Graeme is forced to concede. 482 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,760 Well, that's not gone to plan, which is very disappointing 483 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,320 cos you always wanna be able to say something, "There you go, 484 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,400 "fine, you're on the right track." But that's not the case here. 485 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,400 Kind of failed in that objective. 486 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:03,600 He's not fixed, but he's had two and a bit years of ball thieving, 487 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,840 so maybe it was a bit ambitious that we were gonna fix it in a day. 488 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:10,480 At the minute, the best thing in the world is a football, 489 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,760 and while he still thinks he's gonna get one, 490 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:17,520 he's gonna keep going after that. So I need a different approach. 491 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,880 No! 492 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,880 A mum-to-be with a distressing dilemma. 493 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,360 I just wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I had to give him up. 494 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,080 No. 495 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,880 Eric and Ernie's worrying walks... 496 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,800 No! No! 497 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,080 ..into an award-winning act? 498 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,440 All right. Don't get into an argument with him. 499 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:45,160 And will his rematch with Zach leave Graeme deflated... 500 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,280 Just gotta wait. 501 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,920 ..by a two-nil defeat? 502 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,720 BARK 503 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,600 In South London, 504 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:04,800 Graeme's back for his rematch with a passionate football striker... 505 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840 Ah. He's popped it. 506 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,320 ..putting his owner Mark in clear and present danger. 507 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,320 What's your worst fear, Mark? Gonna get beaten up. 508 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,560 Really? Yeah. 509 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,400 Last time... 510 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,760 I think we are in trouble here. 511 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,240 ..Zach's lust for leather defeated Graeme... 512 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,760 No. He doesn't want the chicken now. 513 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,560 ..when treats failed to convince him to leave footballs alone. 514 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,280 Erm... 515 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,240 If he can't win today, 516 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:37,000 it might never be a walk in the park for Zach and Mark. 517 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,880 I think it's fair to say last time we were having a lot of difficulty 518 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,800 getting Zach to stop going for footballs. 519 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,480 Erm, he's the most football obsessed dog I think I've ever met. 520 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,320 But no matter, I've gone away, 521 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,920 had a think about this, and I'm back with some new ideas. 522 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,400 So, my thinking last time was, 523 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,920 if you step away from the ball, you get chicken, right? Yeah. 524 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,240 Turns out chicken was second best. 525 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,840 So what does this guy want the most in the world? 526 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,800 Well, he wants a football, doesn't he? Yeah. 527 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,080 Graeme now believes it's not chasing balls that excites Zach most - 528 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,440 it's what he does with them. 529 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,600 I think he loves that feeling of getting his gnashers into it. 530 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,320 It pops. He's like, he's dragging it around and all of that. 531 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,480 So what we need is another kind of ball. 532 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,120 Right. So I'll show you the ball I've made. 533 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,240 Right. Stay there. 534 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,200 Look at that. 535 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,280 Wow. Old-fashioned leather football. 536 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,960 I filled it full of rags, and then I sewed it up again. 537 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,080 So what we've got here is something that he can get his teeth into. 538 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,880 He can rag around a bit. 539 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,920 Hopefully everything about that 540 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,880 is a better choice than everybody else's ball. 541 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,600 From now on, if Zach wants a ball, he can only have his own. 542 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,960 Zach. What's this? 543 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,920 But if he doesn't like his new one, Graeme faces losing again. 544 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,720 It's a ball. That is definitely a ball! 545 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,520 Go on, then, go with him. Ha-ha! Good boy! 546 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,000 I think he likes it. 547 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,880 Zach. Oh! 548 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,160 Come here, then. 549 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,920 Come on! Zach, give us the ball back. 550 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,560 That's it. Gotcha. 551 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,760 Good. All we need to do now, then, is introduce another ball. 552 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,960 It's the moment of truth. 553 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,280 I don't think he's noticed yet. 554 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,880 Will Zach still only want his ball when there's another in plain sight? 555 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,120 When he sees the green ball at the end, 556 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,840 I'm hoping he might look back. 557 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,320 If he doesn't, you could call him. Yep. Yep? 558 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,480 Either way, 559 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,440 if he makes a decision not to go for that, and to come back to you, 560 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,960 happy days. Game on. OK. 561 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,080 Right, let's approach the ball. 562 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,720 BARKS 563 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,440 Oh, yeah, he's seen it, look. 564 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,880 So the next time he looks forward at the ball... 565 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,040 There we go. When he looks back at you... 566 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,080 Zach. Good. 567 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,680 Ball. Magic. 568 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,400 Taking an early lead... 569 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,880 Let's try that again, then. 570 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,560 ..Graeme risks scoring an own goal... 571 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,280 So that'll do. We're a bit nearer. 572 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,440 ..by taking Zach even closer to temptation. 573 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,920 Now, look, he knows it's there. 574 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,880 Well, he's looked, he's hung back. 575 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,520 But if he's barking, we don't throw it. 576 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,000 Cos when he's barking effectively 577 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,040 he's going "Throw it throw it, throw it, throw it." 578 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,320 So if we throw it while he's barking what's he gonna do more? 579 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,200 Yeah. Obviously bark. So he's gotta understand 580 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,040 if he just shuts up he'll get what he wants. 581 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,600 That's it. Oh, that's good. 582 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,280 Good. Fantastic. 583 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,880 Zach swiftly twigs that only by quietly ignoring the other ball 584 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,000 will he get to play with his new one. 585 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,040 Good. Ah, good boy! Good boy! Good boy! 586 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,120 By Jove, I think he's got it. Ha-ha-ha! 587 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,440 Good boy. 588 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,240 Good boy! 589 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280 Yes! Good boy. 590 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,560 ..he's happily choosing his new ball over anyone else's. 591 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,240 Yeah, look, 592 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,320 see, you'd rather have your leather ball, wouldn't you? Oh, yeah. 593 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,120 Pick up your ball! 594 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,680 For the last two years, 595 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:20,320 Zach chased and punctured as many footballs as he could. 596 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,480 Ah! He's popped it. 597 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,040 Now he only seems interested... 598 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,520 You've seen them. 599 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,400 You don't want them. You don't want them. 600 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,400 Good boy. Hey-hey! 601 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,920 You beauty! 602 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,760 Well done, Mark. 603 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800 What a difference. Three footballers on the pitch there, 604 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,800 three footballs, and there he was, Zach just turned his head 605 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,200 running back to Dad and playing with his own football. 606 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,760 Good boy. Good boy! 607 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,800 It means that they can go for lovely walks. 608 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,320 Zach is gonna have just as much fun as he had before, 609 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,960 but in a way that's appropriate. 610 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,040 It's not gonna get Dad into trouble. 611 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,360 I think we scored a goal. Yeah. 612 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,960 Thank you so much. You're welcome. Look after yourself. 613 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,360 See you. And you, go play football. Go on. 614 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,200 Leaving Zach to work on his ball skills, 615 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:19,040 Graeme's penultimate case of the week is across the capital 616 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,200 on one of North London's most loved green spaces. 617 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,320 Oh, Hampstead Heath. 618 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,680 You couldn't want for a better place for walking your dog. 619 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,520 It really is doggy paradise. 620 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,080 Guy Fawkes famously stood on top of Hampstead Heath, 621 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,680 waiting to see if the Houses of Parliament would explode. 622 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,080 No! 623 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:45,680 Centuries later, it's Karima's two-year-old pug... 624 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,880 No. 625 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,520 No. 626 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,560 No. No. 627 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,120 Ah! 628 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,600 Law unto himself Leo... 629 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,600 Ah, no! Sit. 630 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,680 ..is so out of control... 631 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,840 Calm down. Calm down! 632 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,360 ..Karima needs her mum as back-up. 633 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,720 Ah. 634 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,200 I reckon that's my dog, innit? 635 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,400 No. 636 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,440 No, Leo. 637 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,800 Morning. Hello. Hello! Karima. 638 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,720 Yeah. Nice to meet you, darling. You all right? 639 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,360 Hello. And... I'm Ronnie. 640 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,360 Ronnie? Yes. Right. Nice to meet you. 641 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,720 That's quite something. 642 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,480 Oh, he's a nightmare, Graeme. He's a nightmare. 643 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,600 If he sees a dog, he goes absolutely bonkers. 644 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,200 Leo. I've been sworn at, I've been shouted out, 645 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,000 and it's just exhausting. 646 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,320 Leo. 647 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,200 Ah! No. 648 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,360 No. 649 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,440 No. No. 650 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,840 No. 651 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,360 Sounds like you're at the end of your tether. 652 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,240 Oh, yeah. I'm a nervous wreck. 653 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,640 BARKING 654 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,720 Here. Want a biscuit? 655 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,840 When Karima and her partner Nitin moved in together, 656 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,520 they lived on the doorstep of Hampstead Heath, 657 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,200 and decided it was the perfect place to raise Leo... 658 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,000 LEO BARKS 659 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,480 ..but her fear of how he'll react around other dog walkers... 660 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,360 BARKS 661 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,480 ..makes the Heath a scary place to be. 662 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,720 Sometimes I hesitate to go out 663 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,160 because my biggest fear is him going over to a dog 664 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:31,480 with that aggressive bark and a dog tearing him to pieces. 665 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,240 Leo. No, no! Leo. 666 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,600 Leo. No. No. No, Leo. 667 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,720 I have to be, like, alert 24/7... 668 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,280 BARKING 669 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,480 ..to see who's around, if there's another dog. 670 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,000 Nicely, nicely. 671 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,880 My anxiety just goes through the roof. 672 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,920 Oh, God, there's a dog coming. 673 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,040 No. 674 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,960 No. Watch him. Be careful. 675 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,440 Even with her mum by her side, she struggles to cope. 676 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,360 Leo! Leo! Stop it! 677 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,880 My heart rate is sort of pumping through my chest at the moment. 678 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,840 I can't deal with this, Mum. I can't deal with it. 679 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,280 Do you wanna give him to me? 680 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,880 Yeah. Here, I'll take him. 681 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,240 And it's now more than ever 682 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,880 the couple need Leo's anxiety-inducing antics to stop. 683 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,600 So why now? Because I'm seven months pregnant. 684 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,760 Are you now? I am. 685 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,880 You've hidden that well. I have, haven't I?! 686 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,520 We haven't got long to fix this, have we? 687 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,600 No, we really don't. 688 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,600 Ah. 689 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,400 Ah. Um... 690 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,840 I'm absolutely terrified. 691 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,880 If I go on walks and I do have the baby in a-in the baby carrier, 692 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,880 what it will be like having the baby and then Leo reacting to dogs, 693 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,080 I just don't want that. 694 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,800 I have meltdowns in the park 695 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,320 to the point where I said, "Mum, I can't have him any more. 696 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,360 "I can't do it." 697 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,320 Right. And it breaks my heart. 698 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,960 I just... Yeah, it just really upsets me. 699 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,400 You all right? 700 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,000 Sorry. 701 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,960 I just wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I had to give him up. 702 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,440 Right. 703 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,760 Cos you are a sweet boy when you... 704 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,360 See, look, now. Look, see? Cos you're upset he's picked up on it. 705 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,920 "What's wrong, Mummy"? He's very close to you. 706 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,200 Yeah. 707 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,080 Being a first-time mum should be a magical time, 708 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,280 so there's some real urgency to this case. 709 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,000 Can you imagine trying to control that dog, 710 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,920 trying to pacify people whilst pushing a baby along in a pushchair? 711 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,080 I think that would be, right now, impossible. 712 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:41,320 With just two months before the baby's due, 713 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,080 the pressure is on, 714 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,480 and Graeme thinks he's spotted the key to unlocking the solution. 715 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,320 I think he is nervous because he doesn't like dogs running up to him, 716 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,040 and you're a bit anxious yourself... 717 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah. ..and he's looking at you going, 718 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,400 "Yeah, you're lovely, but I think you're scared as well"... Right. 719 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,520 When you were a little bit upset this morning, 720 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,520 he stopped looking at everything around 721 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,360 and he just focussed right on you, which is a lovely thing. 722 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,160 Yeah. Right? So let's use that in the training. 723 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,960 That sounds like a great plan. 724 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,040 With no time to waste, 725 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,000 Graeme's throwing expectant mum Karima in at the deep end. 726 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,800 Well, there's a couple of things to notice. 727 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,400 One is I have now dressed for the occasion, 728 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,680 and, erm... there's this. 729 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,320 HE LAUGHS 730 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,280 You will be up on this Heath with the baby, 731 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,760 so what we're gonna do is train him to walk alongside the buggy. 732 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,360 I've got a few distractions. Dogs. 733 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,040 Graeme believes that it's their powerful emotional bond 734 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,600 that causes Leo to kick off 735 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,640 when Karima is anxious around other dogs. 736 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,480 It's OK to still feel nervous, but just do your best not to show it. 737 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,400 He sees you looking confident, 738 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,360 he's got every reason to believe this is OK. 739 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,480 Good. I'm gonna bring a dog in. 740 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,680 He hopes the solution to keeping him quiet 741 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,920 could be as simple as a reassuring "Good boy", 742 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,360 combined with some strong eye contact. 743 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,600 How are you feeling? I'm a little bit nervous. 744 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,200 But Leo immediately senses her anxiety. 745 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,800 No, no. No. When he plays up, 746 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,120 keep the wheels moving. 747 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,240 OK. Wish me luck. Yeah. Head up. 748 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,960 Smile. 749 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,200 OK. That's it. 750 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,400 Come on. 751 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,200 Ah! 752 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,400 ..Leo only has eyes for the scarily close Scottie. 753 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,720 Let's go. 754 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,240 Ah. 755 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,400 And Karima's still struggling to hold her nerve. 756 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,000 Ah. Ah. 757 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,320 BARKS 758 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,400 This way. 759 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,880 Good boy. 760 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,360 Good boy! 761 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,000 But by remembering to reassure him... 762 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,240 Good boy. Such a good boy. 763 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,000 Good boy! 764 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,560 ..he stops focusing on the other dog... 765 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,640 Good boy. 766 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,280 ..and looks up to Mum instead. 767 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,200 Look at that now. He keeps checking in with her. He does. Yeah. 768 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,960 He does. He's walking along and he's like. 769 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,520 And he's giving her a look, like, "Am I doing this right, Mummy?" 770 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,360 Exactly that. Good boy. 771 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,440 Leo laps up Karima's comforting reassurance. 772 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,520 He's not taking his eyes off her now. 773 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,960 He's addicted to the praise. 774 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,560 Good boy. Who's a clever boy! 775 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,240 Yay! 776 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,840 Oh, damn. I'm-I'm speechless. 777 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,920 That "good boy", he looks at me every time. 778 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,400 Yes. I was, like... 779 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,600 Oh! It's nice, innit? 780 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,880 Yeah. Yeah. 781 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,080 Right, I'm gonna go get that German Shepherd. 782 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,720 Karima may have kept both their anxieties at bay 783 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,720 with just one dog... 784 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,520 Could you come here, please? 785 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,160 ..but how will they cope with three? 786 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,600 Thank you. 787 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,080 Keep smiling. 788 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,600 OK. That's the secret. 789 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,720 Come on, Leo. 790 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,000 Good boy. Good boy. 791 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,480 Good boy. This is brilliant. Look at this. 792 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,160 Good boy! 793 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,720 By remembering to keep up the reassurance... 794 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,400 Good boy. Good lad! Oh, you beauty! 795 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,600 ..they can confidently take everything in their stride. 796 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,120 Good boy. 797 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,680 Magic. 798 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,600 No. 799 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,200 For the last two years, Leo's reaction to other dogs 800 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:30,240 has spoilt Karima's enjoyment of her iconic surroundings. 801 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,960 One metre nearer, please. 802 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,560 Now reassured they aren't a threat, 803 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,080 she can hopefully look forward to worry-free walks on the Heath 804 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,160 with her newborn baby and a no-longer anxious pug. 805 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,080 Good boy. 806 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,880 You're a superstar! Isn't he? 807 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,800 He is! That's amazing. 808 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,080 Those dogs are about a metre away from you there. Yeah. 809 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,440 Really good. You've done really well. 810 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,400 I feel like I'm speechless, because I'm so shocked. 811 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,120 Are you a fairy godfather? 812 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,120 THEY LAUGH 813 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,440 He might be leaving Leo reassuringly calmer... 814 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,920 Good boy. 815 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,440 No. 816 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:18,200 stop inflicting their painful routine on their family. 817 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,720 BARKING 818 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,520 Impossible. Ernie, no. Ah! 819 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,920 No! 820 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,200 Oh! 821 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,960 BARK 822 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,240 Before his week ends, Graeme's back in Sheffield... 823 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,200 No. Ernie, get down. 824 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,440 Eric... 825 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,000 No. Ernie, no. 826 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:48,040 ..have made married life impossible for recently wed Emma and Pete. 827 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,520 All right. Let Mummy get up. 828 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,600 I feel a bit helpless. Yeah. Is what we feel. 829 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,360 That's the word to describe it. Helpless. 830 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,760 Eric? No. 831 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,120 Last time, Graeme rewrote... 832 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,600 Can't believe the difference. 833 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:03,560 ..Eric and Ernie's relentless slapstick routine indoors. 834 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,440 No! 835 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,560 Emma, wait. I can't hold him! 836 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,720 Stop! 837 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,800 ..he needs a plan to bring the curtain down 838 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,440 on the pair's tired, open-air performances. 839 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,520 No, no, no. 840 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,720 Morning. Morning. Morning. 841 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,080 How are we doing? Hello, boys. 842 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,560 'These are two really powerful dogs,' 843 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,120 and what Peter and Emma were trying to do originally 844 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,280 was control them using, kind of, physical force, 845 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,800 but I'm not so much about this... 846 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,640 A bit more about that. 847 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,880 Graeme believes Eric and Ernie think Emma 848 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,800 and Peter's tugging on their leads... 849 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,360 Oh, my God. 850 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,720 ..is their audience joining in with the show, 851 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,200 and that the key to changing their act 852 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,360 relies on some new stage direction. 853 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,680 Boys. Boys! 854 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:55,240 So you relax a bit and it's like, "Right, we're off." 855 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,120 Oh, wow, that makes me want to cry. 856 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,160 Good boy! Good boy. Yeah! 857 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,320 So by doing this, I look like I'm in control. 858 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,960 I'm trying to get him to understand for the first time 859 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,400 in his life is if I move, you move. 860 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,560 Yeah. If I stop, you stop. 861 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,000 So I'm gonna split the responsibilities. 862 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,760 OK. One dog each. 863 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:24,240 He also suspects Eric and Ernie fuel each other's slapstick shenanigans. 864 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,960 Left hand side, right hand side. 865 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,640 So, he wants Emma and Peter 866 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,840 to walk them through their new routines separately first, 867 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,200 using a clear "no" command to direct them. 868 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,680 So we're not just going wherever they drag us, 869 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,280 you know, even if it gets a bit untidy and ugly, 870 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,560 we're not going where they demand. 871 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,120 OK. Three two, one, off we go. 872 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,360 No. It's all right. 873 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,880 Let's see if we can walk through this. 874 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,720 As both dogs immediately act like divas... 875 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760 No. 876 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,440 No. No. 877 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,280 ..Emma and Peter remember their lines. 878 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,760 No. No. 879 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,800 No. 880 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,200 Wait. No! 881 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,000 Good boy. Good boy! 882 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,160 Oh, well done, Emma. 883 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,240 Ow, Ernie, no. 884 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,360 BARKS 885 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,320 No. Ernie, no. No. 886 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,680 ..Ernie ignores Peter's direction. 887 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,800 Impossible. 888 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,880 Ernie, no. Ah. No. 889 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,040 No! No! 890 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,480 All right. Don't get into an argument with him. 891 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,360 So... 892 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,800 Off you go. That's it. 893 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,360 But once Peter leads by example... 894 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,560 Well done, Peter. You walked out of that. 895 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,320 ..Ernie stops ad-libbing. 896 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,440 Good boy. Brilliant. 897 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,800 Good boy, Ernie. That's better. Good boy. 898 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,480 Within minutes, 899 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,960 Eric and Ernie are both going where Emma and Peter lead them. 900 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,440 No. 901 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,480 All right. Good boy, Eric. 902 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,920 Come on. I'm going this way now. 903 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560 The solo show is a success. 904 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,920 Can they now stand up as a duo? 905 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,000 Let's see if we can get you walking together. 906 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,120 Right. 907 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,480 No. OK. Well done. 908 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,720 Reunited, they try pulling their audience with them. 909 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:27,240 But when Emma and Peter refuse to see the funny side... 910 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,520 Going this way. That's it. You tell him, Emma. 911 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,640 Well, that's brilliant. 912 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,960 Keep it up, guys. 913 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,560 Come on. Let's walk nicely. 914 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,800 Good boy. 915 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,880 ..Eric and Ernie quickly understand that their old act is history. 916 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,120 Good lads. This is nice, boys, isn't it? Good boy. 917 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,880 Oh, that's really good. Really, really good. 918 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,200 What a different picture from the last time I was here. 919 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,640 That's a good boy, Ernie. This is lovely, boys. 920 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,000 You could do this for Nanny. It's a nice family walk, this. 921 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,120 Right, just wait. 922 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:03,240 For the last 18 months, this double act acting up outside... 923 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,560 Stop, stop! 924 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,480 ..left even Emma's mum refusing to look after them. 925 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,840 Wait. No chance. 926 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,000 Absolutely impossible. 927 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,560 I'm impressed. You're doing so good. 928 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,360 Now, in a remarkable transformation, 929 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,920 the newlyweds can spend quality time together. 930 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,520 Good boys, good boys. 931 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,520 Well done. Fantastic. 932 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,800 Yes. Well done. Well done, you. Good boys! 933 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,440 Surprised. Very surprised that this is happening. 934 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,280 Knowing Eric and Ernie 935 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,960 can be safely walked by friends and family... 936 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,880 If only your mother could see you. She won't believe this. She won't. 937 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,040 If you look up there... 938 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,320 Oh, my God! Is that Mum? 939 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,400 Come on down, Michelle. 940 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,240 LAUGHING 941 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,120 It's been a great day. 942 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,520 What do you reckon? 943 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,760 Amazing! Seeing is believing, innit, eh? 944 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,080 Well, we've gone from two dogs that were out of control, 945 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,040 pulling on the lead, a situation that was dangerous, 946 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,120 to now walking both of the dogs under full control. 947 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,280 And there's absolutely no reason why they won't walk as nicely 948 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,000 for you as they did for Emma. 949 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,880 And I think if Michelle can look after them now, 950 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,240 it's a good result all around. Thank you so much. 951 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,880 Yeah, thank you, Graeme. You're welcome. My pleasure. 952 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:29,560 In North London, Leo and newborn Eamon are inseparable, 953 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:35,200 and Karima can walk both her boys without Leo waking the baby. 954 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:40,640 In South London, Zach's kicked ball stealing into touch. 955 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,120 I haven't had any incidents with footballs. 956 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,240 Uh, he does love his football, as you can tell, 957 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,960 but I have not had to pay any money on popped footballs, 958 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,760 so thank you. I really appreciate it. 959 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,720 And in Sheffield, Eric and Ernie... 960 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,080 We're just on a nice walk. 961 00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:00,120 ..are finally bringing sunshine into Emma and Peter's lives. 962 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,880 Yeah, things are loads better now. 963 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,560 I can walk them on the lead, which is great 964 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,960 and the jumping up's improved, so thanks, Graeme. 965 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,440 Thank you, Graeme. It's nice. 966 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:14,320 If you think your badly behaved dog could do with Graham's help, 967 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,880 then why not get in touch? 968 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,920 Details can be found at: