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- I love you.
- And I love you.
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Do you smell something?
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both: Cherry?
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both: No!
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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I thought
my new dog-walking group
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would be a chance for me
to dominate socially.
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But the female dogs are so
cliquey and full of themselves
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with their long coats
and in-proportion bodies.
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I get it, Elsa.
I've been trying to make
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friends with the birds
outside Kevin's apartment
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to save me from my
soul-crushing loneliness,
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but they deserve better.
- Chico, I am so sorry...
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you thought it was a good idea
to talk just then.
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Elsa, I think
the real problem is your issue
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with female animals.
- I do not have an issue
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with female animals.
I mean, you and I are
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basically best friends.
- Incorrect.
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Well, Tabs, Nibs, how many
gals' nights have we spent
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braiding each other's fur?
- None.
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- We never include you in that.
- Okay, well, Bubbles--
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Don't ever talk to me.
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Honey, do you think
I need to lose weight?
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Is this about those mean dogs
at the beach
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calling you a small walrus?
- They actually called me
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a "smallrus,"
which is more hurtful,
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because it's fun to say.
- Smallrus.
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No, it's Jill.
She's getting me a dog walker.
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Makes no sense.
Most of this is muscle.
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Yep, pillowy, soft,
undulating muscle.
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But the exercise might be good
for you.
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I don't know.
I think I'm in pretty...
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good...
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shape.
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Uh, hey, can you, um--
can you just slow down?
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I think I'm maxed out
speed-wise.
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Yeah, everyone, can you
please be considerate?
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Because this whale ain't used
to walking on dry land!
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Bladow!
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Ho-ho, oh yeah, Clark?
Well, could a whale do this?
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Are you all right there, laddie?
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Whoa, did I die?
Are you an angel?
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No, you just
fluffed your ruff a bit.
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I'm Ruby.
- I'm Chief.
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Um, could you give me
a little nudge?
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I'm working with, like,
zero core strength here.
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Yeah, heh. Thanks.
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I miss my house.
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I just wanna get back
to my cozy bed and play
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with my cool toys and eat
the pot pies my human leaves
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on the counter to thaw
while she's at work.
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Oh, I'm sure it's a gas
roamin' around your house
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flinky binky
while your human's away.
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But this walk doesn't have
to be all bad.
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My mam mam used to always say,
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"You can't blonter a clover
without dimpin' a little gold.
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So dry those eyes
and get ploofin'!"
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It's not like I don't want
to ploof, but it's hard
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when I'm stuck on this walk
with stupid Clark
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and his cool wheels
and his awesome floppy legs.
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Oh, help!
I'm getting sucked
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into the gravitational pull
of this gas giant!
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- Ow!
- Bladow!
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Oh, forget about him.
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What do you reckon you and me
be friends?
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Huh?
I'd reckon that very much.
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At least there's one
nice dog on this walk.
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Watch out, bitches.
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I'm about to friend
your brains out.
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Making lifelong female friends
in three, two--
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Chief?
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Honey didn't tell me you were
gonna be on my walks.
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- Hey, uh--?
- Elsa.
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- You know each other?
- Um...
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Uh, know each other?
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I'm only at his house, like,
every day.
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Well, isn't that a womper?
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Well, I'd love
to stay and chat,
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but I have some
heavy-duty bondage to get into.
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What up, sluts?
You wanna slow your roll
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so E-cig can get up in there?
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as basic.
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- Oh, forget it.
- Oh, don't let those lassies
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chap your slapper.
They wouldn't know
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a loafy from a zagger
if it bit 'em in the dumper.
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Yeah!
I'm not the problem here.
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Wait, have you been
on these walks before?
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Eh, a few times.
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I just moved here
from Echo Park.
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Oh, yeah, my human
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got tear-gassed
in a swan boat there once.
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Why don't you have a leash?
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My human doesn't believe
in the power dynamic
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they support.
Well, sounds like you know
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Chief pretty well.
Are you two...
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Oh, God, no.
I mean, I can't say
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I've never gotten a vibe,
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but he's the mate
of my best friend, Honey.
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She worships me.
- His mate?
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Yeah.
Look at me crushing
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female friendship.
Bladow!
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Chico, you made it.
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Yeah,
thanks for inviting me over.
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Kevin's been gone
longer than usual,
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and Hoodie Kevin's giving me
the silent treatment again.
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Just tell me what I did.
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So it's nice
to not be alone for a while.
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Happy to help, but you've
got to be out before dark,
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because once the Sun goes down,
I cannot protect you.
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- Exciting!
- So that's the gym.
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Don't go in there
without a spotter.
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One...
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It's also
the birthing center.
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And this is the dining room.
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Do not eat anything
you find in here.
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Oh, your human's here.
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That's
my human's twin sister.
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She died years ago.
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You have a lovely home,
ma'am.
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And this is the pool.
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Let me guess--
don't go in there?
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Eh, it depends on how
attached you are to your fur.
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Maybe I'll skip the pool.
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I'll be so happy
when this walk is over
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and I'll have lost
all that weight.
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So tell me more about Chief.
What twinks his dink?
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Let's see.
Well, he likes eating,
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obviously.
Um, big napper.
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He hates squirrels,
but loves chasing them.
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Ooh, complex.
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And what is Honey like?
- Well, she's a therapist,
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so she likes
to process everything.
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Between us, sometimes,
I wonder how her relationship
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with Chief even works.
- Oh, so there may be
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a crinch in the zeber?
- Uh, maybe.
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Hmm.
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Oh, boy.
I sure could go for a big bowl
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of kibbles and coddle,
right about now,
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and then a nice long nap.
- Oh, yeah!
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And after that nap, take
another real quick, hard nap.
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That would be awesome.
- Then I'd wake up
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and chase squirrels
for the rest of the day.
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Oh, man, I hate squirrels.
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both: But I love chasing them!
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Whoa.
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It's like you're reading my--
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diary.
- Mind--ary.
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Oh, Chief,
wouldn't it be a smash
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to come up here sometime,
just the two of us?
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No Clark?
Sounds awesome.
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Well, I'm not doing
anything tonight.
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- Oh, me neither.
- Great!
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Hey, guys.
What are we talking about?
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Come on, Chief.
Let's go find something
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stinky to roll in--alone.
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Hey, wait up!
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Take a hint and get lost,
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unless you want
a larch in the garbler.
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Not my garbler.
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Hi, again.
Thanks for having dinner
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with me.
Yeah, uh, no problem.
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But can we make it quick?
There's a big yellow ball game
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on later.
Oh, if another night would be
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better, we can reschedule.
Yeah, you know what?
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Let's do that.
Okay, later.
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O--o--okay, bye.
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I'm all alone.
- No, you're not.
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- Who said that?
- Look down.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Trey.
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I'm a flea--hopped on
at your friend's house.
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You seem like
you needed some company.
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That was very thoughtful.
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Being alone has been
getting to me.
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Well, you don't have
to be alone anymore.
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I will be with you 24/7.
In fact--nah, never mind.
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- What?
- You know, it's just
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having one friend--it's great,
don't get me wrong.
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But what if I told you
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you could have a whole
bunch more friends?
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Hello, hi.
I'm Chico.
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Nice to meet you.
Jump on.
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All right,
I think that's everyone.
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Chico, what do you think
of your new squad?
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They're beautiful.
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I was a little behind
everyone else,
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but I aced that walk.
Oh!
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And I made a friend.
Her name's Ruby.
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She's from Echo Park,
which, judging by her accent,
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is in Jamaica, I think.
- Oh, look at you,
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making new friends.
You should bring her by group.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
I'll find out if she likes
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boring stuff.
- We now return to the
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Lifetime original movie,
"Watched by a Stranger."
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I don't know.
Do you ever just feel
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like you're being watched
by a stranger?
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Yeah!
Chico's gettin' it!
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all: Go Chico!
- Go me!
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Go me!
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You had your chance.
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Epic dance party, guys.
But I got to go to group.
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Road trip!
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Uh, now, guys, I love you.
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I mean, we're squad goals.
But Honey's not as progressive
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when it comes to parasites
as I am.
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So while we're in there,
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please keep it down and cool it
with the skin tickling.
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- Boring!
- Shut up, Chet!
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Uh, don't worry about it, man.
We'll be cool.
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So Elsa,
how's the walking group going?
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Well, I'm so glad
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you asked me that.
I have made...
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- Shh.
- Tons of lady friends.
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- Name three.
- Uh, Ruby, Kotex.
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The point is, I'm making
friends, and I am itching
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to get to know them better.
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Itch?
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Well, scratch that itch, girl.
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- Scratch?
- But play it cool,
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or they'll flee.
- Flea?
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I'll tell you what really
makes my skin crawl.
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Makes?
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- What's that sound?
- It's my squad.
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- Squad?
- I'm pretty sure I'm crushing
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a lot of them,
but I'm just so itchy.
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This is not a drill.
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Initiate flea protocol.
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I'm sorry, Chico.
I don't make the rules.
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Yes, you do.
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Yes, I do.
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- Bla to the dow, chunko!
- Aw.
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Where were you last night?
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We were supposed to meet
up here for a date.
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You meant that?
Oh, I thought we were just
243
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making walk talk.
But also, I can't really
244
00:10:38,309 --> 00:10:41,550
go on dates 'cause of Honey.
- What if there was no Honey?
245
00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,419
Oh, well,
then I guess I could.
246
00:10:43,419 --> 00:10:45,156
Ugh, Clark.
247
00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:47,595
I wish you
and your super cool wheels
248
00:10:47,695 --> 00:10:49,064
would just go away forever.
249
00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:50,801
Oh, don't trip, my brother.
250
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,437
Seriously,
we're on a fault line.
251
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Blad--ow!
252
00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:56,880
- Clark!
- Oh, my God,
253
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,216
not again.
- You okay?
254
00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,819
- I'ma be sick.
- Dibs.
255
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:11,977
Hmm...
256
00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,479
What's your...
257
00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:16,252
name!
258
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,364
- Password?
- What is that smell?
259
00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:25,036
That was yesterday's
password, but we'll honor it.
260
00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:28,644
I need some information about
an Irish Setter named Ruby.
261
00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,179
I have some suspicions
about her
262
00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:33,085
that are completely unrelated
to her being a female animal.
263
00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:36,392
If you think that just
because I'm a scavenger,
264
00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:39,799
that I'm part of a network
of low-lives who dig up dirt
265
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,703
on unsuspecting animals,
266
00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:43,874
then you're exactly right,
267
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:46,445
and I'll do it if you let me
supermarket sweep
268
00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:47,848
your owner's medicine cabinet.
269
00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:49,752
Mm, sure.
It's mostly fiber pills.
270
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,758
We about to get
litty and loose!
271
00:11:56,031 --> 00:11:58,035
Hey,
you don't need those guys.
272
00:11:58,035 --> 00:12:00,406
You have us now.
- Thanks, Trey.
273
00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:01,242
You're a good friend.
274
00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:02,979
Hey, you know
what'd cheer you up?
275
00:12:02,979 --> 00:12:06,318
Some hot, sexy ticks.
276
00:12:06,318 --> 00:12:10,093
- Show me them tickies!
- Eh, I don't know.
277
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:12,531
I'm not sure I want
anything else living on me.
278
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:17,007
Shut it!
Look, hey, you don't wanna
279
00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:19,177
party with us anymore,
that's fine.
280
00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:22,685
We can always go somewhere else
so you can be alone.
281
00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:24,187
- No!
- All right then.
282
00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:27,762
All you gotta do is walk on
into those woods.
283
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:31,201
Okay.
284
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:32,605
Whoo!
285
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,984
Ah, it's great to be back
in the whole neighborhood.
286
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,823
You know, I ate my first
cigarette behind that bush.
287
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:44,696
That was back in 2019.
We didn't know.
288
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,133
Hey, buddy.
Uh-oh.
289
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,608
You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.
290
00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:54,515
- Oh, flip!
- You said you loved me!
291
00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:56,987
Look who's back for more.
292
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,024
- These guys aren't talking.
- You're right.
293
00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:00,961
We need to find ourselves
a rat.
294
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:02,898
Yeah, I know a lot of dogs,
295
00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:05,804
but my memory's not
what it used to be.
296
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:09,378
Yeah, yeah.
I think I know the dog
297
00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:11,716
you're talking about.
She called herself Cherry,
298
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,085
skipped town not too long ago.
299
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,789
The things I know about her
300
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,325
would knock the stripes
off your tail.
301
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:20,133
But before I tell you, you
gotta do one more thing for me.
302
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,903
Please say sex.
Please say sex.
303
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:23,573
Can you untie me
from this thing?
304
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:26,011
I hate these guys.
305
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,948
This is real bad, man!
306
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,253
We have to get back as fast
as raccoonily possible
307
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,390
to tell Elsa what the rat said.
It's life or death!
308
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,729
We can't let anything
distract us from our--
309
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,509
Okay, three rides,
two snacks, but that's it.
310
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:45,751
- Hey, watch it!
- What the--?
311
00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:48,422
Are you a flea?
- Yeah, hi, I'm--
312
00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:50,193
No names.
We can do this the easy way
313
00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,665
or the hard way.
- You wouldn't.
314
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,744
Oh, no!
Fleas!
315
00:13:58,744 --> 00:14:01,015
Empty!
No!
316
00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:02,852
Hold on, sweet girl.
317
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,889
You are so screwed.
318
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,595
Those fleas messed
with the wrong childless,
319
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:10,466
overcompensating dog mom.
320
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:14,041
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
321
00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:23,960
Oh, I don't know
how I didn't see the car.
322
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,298
Aw, don't feel bad.
I once got run over
323
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,402
by a parade.
It was pretty fun.
324
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:31,108
I met Al Roker.
- I was just dropping by
325
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:34,214
to see this fabulous Honey
I've heard so much about.
326
00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:36,452
Fabulous?
I don't know about that.
327
00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:39,091
I mean, well, it does track.
- I know it was just
328
00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:41,195
a little bump,
but I'm a bit jankered.
329
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:44,167
If only I knew someone
who would help me process
330
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,675
this traumatic event.
You know, like a counselor
331
00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,478
or a... therapist.
332
00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,148
I'm a therapist!
333
00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:52,918
Maybe we could take a walk
334
00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:55,958
later to somewhere private.
- Oh, absolutely!
335
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,364
Oh, great.
Your bed is so comfortable.
336
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:01,068
Thanks for letting me
rest in it.
337
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,938
Of course,
what's mine is yours.
338
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:04,441
- It will be.
- What?
339
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:05,276
What?
340
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:08,583
all: Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!
341
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,687
Yeah!
342
00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:14,829
Tr-Trey?
Trey?
343
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:16,098
Make it quick.
I've only got Crystal
344
00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:17,233
for, like, five more minutes.
345
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,639
I love hanging out
with you guys,
346
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:22,043
but I have
very little blood left,
347
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:25,416
so I think it's time
to dial back the party.
348
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:29,391
You don't get it, do you?
This body is ours now,
349
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:33,733
and we're not leaving
until every last drop of blood
350
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,336
is gone.
351
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:39,879
Puke and rally!
352
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,655
We got here
as fast as we could.
353
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,995
- What did you find out?
- Ruby's real name is Cherry.
354
00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:49,632
And she's a total psycho.
355
00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,003
Hey,
that's really insensitive.
356
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:53,573
But yeah, I mean,
she's totally nuts.
357
00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:56,278
Back in Echo Park, she became
obsessed with this foxhound,
358
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,315
but the foxhound had a mate.
359
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:00,052
Ruby tried to get
all chummy with him,
360
00:16:00,052 --> 00:16:02,190
but the mate wasn't buying it.
361
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,962
Do you smell something?
362
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,904
both: Cherry?
363
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:10,841
both: No!
364
00:16:10,841 --> 00:16:12,343
Anyway, their house blew up.
365
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,749
And she didn't
even look back?
366
00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:16,619
I have to warn Honey and Chief.
367
00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:22,832
- Chico?
- Look, I'm popular.
368
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,234
Oh, no.
Chico, we gotta get rid
369
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,504
of them
before they bleed you dry.
370
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:29,110
But they're my squad.
I was lonely,
371
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:32,250
and now I'm not.
So go away.
372
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,189
all: Yeah, go away!
- Chico, please!
373
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:36,726
They're killing you.
374
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:39,331
I'm fine.
375
00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:46,411
Honey, you're in danger!
376
00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:49,819
Ruby wants to kill you
and take over your life.
377
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:50,787
What's going on?
378
00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:52,190
What is she doing here?
379
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,562
She's staying with us
until Jill finds her human.
380
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:57,801
Honey, no, don't believe her.
She doesn't even have a human,
381
00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,306
do you, Cherry?
- Cherry?
382
00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:03,479
Yeah, that's her real name,
and she's a total psychopath!
383
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:06,553
Ask any raccoon!
- Oh, Honey, you've got
384
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:08,990
your paws full
with this little duffle pump.
385
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:11,361
She's two potatoes shy
of a mash.
386
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,399
Yeah, talk therapy
has its limits,
387
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,938
and I can't legally prescribe.
Oh, well.
388
00:17:15,938 --> 00:17:17,373
How about we take
that walk now?
389
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,879
- I'd like that.
- And let's get into that
390
00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,950
trauma-lama-ding-dong.
391
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,087
I mean,
if you're ready to share.
392
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,732
Honey, she just
looked at me menacingly.
393
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:32,571
Menacingly!
394
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,011
- You caw-caw'd?
- Ruby's not Ruby.
395
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,514
She's Cherry,
and she's a murderer.
396
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,885
She's gonna kill Honey
so she can be with you
397
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:42,257
and take over her life!
398
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:45,096
Okay,
I'ma need that one more time.
399
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,133
I can't imagine
400
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,970
how heavy you'd be with blood.
401
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,410
There's a reason all the fleas
402
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,014
in this house know
to leave us alone.
403
00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:57,554
And it's right here.
404
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,465
It's a little spooky
up here at night.
405
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:07,473
Don't worry.
We're all alone.
406
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:12,116
- Come on, buddy.
- I can't do it, Gray One.
407
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:13,887
I don't wanna go back
to being alone.
408
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:17,393
You're not alone, Cheeks.
I'll always be by your side.
409
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:21,268
Whoa, Chico.
What about your squad?
410
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,915
Sorry, Trey.
Party's over.
411
00:18:27,915 --> 00:18:30,921
No!
412
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,208
Oh, no.
413
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:45,116
Chico?
414
00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:47,888
We did it!
I'm finally free!
415
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,894
Thank you, The Pink One.
416
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,263
I'll never forget you.
417
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:55,102
I mean, I think there's room
on there for both of us.
418
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,873
Uh...
419
00:18:56,873 --> 00:19:00,514
Ah, it's beautiful up here--
great place to plumb the depths
420
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,152
of your subconscious.
You go first.
421
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:05,456
Hey, why don't we talk
in that cave?
422
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,728
Yeah, okay, let's cave it up,
girl!
423
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:11,736
Ooh, it's dark in here
like the womb.
424
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:14,307
Speaking of,
what's your earliest memory?
425
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:15,711
Where do you think
this pit goes?
426
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:18,082
I don't know,
but it looks pretty deep.
427
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,719
I bet if someone fell in,
they'd fall--
428
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:21,054
All the way to hell!
429
00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:22,357
Stupid fleas.
430
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:23,793
Wait, were you just
431
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:27,968
about to push me into the pit
without an accent?
432
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,572
Yes, and now you can plunge
433
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,509
to your death
knowing the truth.
434
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:34,682
- Why are you doing this?
- It's nothing personal.
435
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:37,588
You just have something
I want, and after all I've
436
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,625
suffered through,
I know better than to wait
437
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:42,363
for someone to give it to me.
- Don't this, Ruby.
438
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:43,499
We've all suffered.
439
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,138
No one has suffered
like I have!
440
00:19:46,138 --> 00:19:47,508
I was taken from my mother
441
00:19:47,508 --> 00:19:50,146
and my siblings
when I was just 12 weeks old.
442
00:19:50,146 --> 00:19:51,381
The people who took me
443
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:54,220
made me sleep in a cage
and eat off the floor.
444
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,692
I would have to beg
for scraps of food.
445
00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:57,661
Beg!
446
00:19:57,828 --> 00:20:00,433
That all sounds
like pretty standard dog stuff.
447
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,538
But I love that you're talking.
- Shut up.
448
00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:05,076
You have no idea
how good you have it.
449
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:06,813
That's why I'm gonna take it
from you.
450
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:07,480
No!
451
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,119
Let me go!
452
00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:11,556
- Never!
- Honey!
453
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:14,595
- Elsa, help!
- Hold on!
454
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:17,166
I can't do it.
You're too heavy,
455
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,270
and I'm just a slip
of a thing.
456
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,408
I'm sorry I doubted you,
Elsa!
457
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,546
It's okay!
It would be cruel of me
458
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,051
not to forgive you
considering the circumstances.
459
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,725
Blimey, how has no one tried
to off both of you knackies
460
00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:32,196
before this?
- Oh, now your accent's back
461
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,600
for Elsa?
- Really?
462
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,271
Elsa, focus!
463
00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:38,610
Oh, no!
464
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:42,049
- I got you!
- You'll never get me.
465
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:50,366
And this is why
I don't exercise.
466
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:57,648
I can't even look at that
cave without wondering
467
00:20:57,648 --> 00:21:01,221
"Am I safe,
or will Ruby be back
468
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,593
to finish what she started?"
469
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:06,465
Well, first of all,
she tried to kill me, not you,
470
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,471
and second,
Ruby can't hurt anyone anymore.
471
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,513
Please pick me.
Please pick me.
472
00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:16,619
Oh, good day, kind family.
Care to bring me home?
473
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:19,090
No?
Well, your kid's [bleep] ugly!
474
00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:22,898
Oh, look at this one!
Can we get her?
475
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,467
Can we?
- Sure thing, kiddo.
476
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,238
Let's go make that happen.