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[upbeat rock music]
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- ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ ruff, ruff ♪
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[fireworks whistling, booming]
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[sparkler sizzling]
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[music crescendos]
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♪ ♪
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- Guys, guys, calm down.
[all screaming]
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Boomsday is just humans
trying to blow up the sky.
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It's horrible, but we get
through it every summer.
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[boom]
- oh, god!
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[whimpering, screeching]
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- This is the end!
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- What--
- [kiss]
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- We're all gonna die!
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- Wait--
[grunting]
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- Ooh--aah!
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Damn it!
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[all screaming]
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- So no one did the
visualization techniques
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I gave you?
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- Oh, we were bad students.
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[huskily]
get the paddle.
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- Ohh! You know what?
I can't help you
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If you're not willing
to help yourselves.
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- If my hoof gets blown off,
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Take me to madonna's
butt doctor!
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[fireworks continue popping]
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Aah!
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♪ ♪
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- Ugh. Maybe I should
just give up
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And go into real estate.
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- In this market?
[pop]
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Ah! I can't take these booms!
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Make them stop!
I can't live in here forever.
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I'm running out of
underwear crotches to eat.
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[growls]
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- Chief, I really need
a break
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From dealing with
everyone's problems.
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If you're so scared,
just go hang out with jill.
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- I'm so scared,
I don't know who jill is!
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- Bye, kiddoes!
- Who the hell is that?
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- I'm off to my "1619 project"
listening and nodding party.
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- [gasps] she can't leave!
Honey, do something!
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- Why is it always my job
to do something?
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[both growling]
- oh, no.
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You two seem very upset.
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- We're fine!
- I have conflicting feelings
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About medicating you, but the
thundershirt isn't helping,
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And I kept the thunderpants
for myself.
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[fireworks continue popping]
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- Oh, my god!
Honey, do something!
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- Could you just handle
something on your own?
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I'm so sick...Of everyone
else's [mutters] problems.
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- Fine.
I can handle this on my own.
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[slurring] I can do
anything I put my...
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[voice distorting]
mind to...
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I mean, it's supposed to be
a government of the animals,
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By the animals, for the...
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Oh, don't help me--
animals?
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So I'm gonna take matters
into my own paws,
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Get rid of the booms,
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And make the world
a better place for all of us.
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That means you, pal.
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- Thanks, pal.
- It's my pleasure.
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We will all benefit
from my naiveite
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And misplaced optimism.
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I'm here to make
my mark on washington.
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Hey, senator mcturtle.
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Big boom has been terrorizing
us animals for decades,
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And it has to stop.
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So I went to the place
where things get done--
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Social media--but said some
things that got me kicked off,
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So now I'm here.
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Will you help me?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's your name, son?
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- Chief, but you can call me
chiefy, chief baby,
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Or @mrfloofypants.
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- Well, chiefy,
while I admire your gumption,
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That's not my committee.
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But just inside that building
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Are countless senators
who would be more than happy
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To help a courageous
canine like you.
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All you have to do
is knock on their doors.
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Good luck, and dogspeed.
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[beep]
I need you to keep your eye
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On a dog named chief.
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He's digging around
where he doesn't belong.
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And when he's done with that,
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I think he's going to do
some investigating.
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[fireworks continue popping]
- [giggling]
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- [whimpers] sick of dealing
with everyone else's problems.
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Problems...Problems...
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[car horn honks]
[groans] ohh...
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Oh! It's already
quarter past sunrise o'clock!
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[car horn honking]
hold on, be right there.
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[grunting]
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Ooh! I gotta lay off
those late-night squirrels.
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- You didn't tell me
you were goin' out.
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- I didn't know I had to.
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- You get your butt
back here, honey--now!
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- Sorry, chief.
Don't wait up!
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- Don't you tell me not--
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[snoring]
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- Let's go, let's go!
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- Relaxicon, here we come!
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- North america's
second-largest
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Boom-free relaxation
festival!
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- And a break from fixing
everyone's problems.
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- Before we know it,
we'll be up to
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Our exposed anuses
in cucumber water.
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- Wait, wait, this is my dream.
I wanna drive.
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- [sighs] fine.
- Ow!
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- Sorry. I'm not used to legs.
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- Road trip!
[static]
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- Say "no booms!"
- no booms!
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[click]
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Two dogs, 12 teats,
no rules!
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[country rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[sweeping instrumentals]
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- Good afternoon.
I'm here to talk to the senator
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About boom regul--
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[rapidly] good afternoon,
I'm here to talk about--
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[energetic music]
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Ohh...Who would have thought
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It'd be so hard
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To get something done
in washington?
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[downbeat bluesy music]
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♪ ♪
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- You want a belly rub?
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- Oh, no thank you,
sex hamster.
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But I totally respect
your gross profession.
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[phone rings]
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A phone?
Trapped in a glass box?
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I'll help you, phone!
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Hello?
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Aah!
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- Hello, @mrfloofypants.
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- How do you know my handle?
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- Everyone's talking about
the dog
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Who's got the balls
to go up against big boom.
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- They can't mean me.
I don't have any--
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Balls!
[laughing]
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I have balls!
Normally, I don't have those.
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- You're dreaming big, kid,
but you're on the wrong side.
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Big boom could use a dog
like you.
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So I'm gonna write down
an offer...
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- There's no amount of--
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Wow. That is a lotta bacon.
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- Chiefy, even with those
white-hot dream balls,
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Big boom
is too powerful to fight.
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Everything relies on
big boom--
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Agriculture,
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Military,
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The vengaboys.
- Oh, yeah?
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Lemme ask you something.
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Is that one cat?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Oh, cool.
Lemme ask you something else.
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Why is a raccoon like you
on the side of big boom?
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Don't you get scared too?
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And what about all 700
of your uneaten children?
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- Sure, but we hide down here,
and if the booms get too loud,
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We'll just move to new zooland
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With the money we made
off big boom.
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And now you're probably
gonna ask,
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"ooh, what about the animals
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"who can't afford
underground hideouts
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"or land in new zooland?
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Waah!"
- I was gonna ask that.
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- Well, we don't worry
about them,
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Because they're not our base.
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- I'm gonna tell
senator mcturtle about this.
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- Ha, please. I've got
senator mcturtle in my pocket.
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- Chiefy!
Room in here for one more.
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- Senator mcturtle?
- That's right, chief.
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This fight goes all the way
to the top.
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- Top of what?
- The top of the tippy.
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- The tippy top?
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- Monkey!
Show this dumb dog out.
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- You don't scare me.
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All you've done is make me
more determined than ever--
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How are your hands so soft?
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[dreamy chords]
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[upbeat music]
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- Even though
it's a convertible,
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It's more fun like this.
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- Uh, honey,
I have a problem.
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- Nuh-uh.
We agreed: No problems.
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- I have to pee,
but if you don't wanna stop,
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I can just hold it in until
it comes out of my eyes
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Like tears.
- [groans]
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[light rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[urine splashing]
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- Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
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Yeah, it's me--max the pig
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As the police officer
in your dream.
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I expected better
from you, honey.
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- Sorry.
If you're not comfortable,
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I can try again.
- Nah, it's fine.
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I'm here.
Let's do this.
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Where you two city sniffers
headed?
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- Oh, we're just going
to relaxicon
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To escape the booms
and annoying problems.
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Like the one
we're dealing with now.
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- Now, public pee-pee
is against the law
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In these parts, ladies.
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I'm gonna have to give you
a urination citation.
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- [growls]
well, I'm gonna have to--
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- Oh--aah!
- Elsa!
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- That escalated quickly!
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- Oh, my god, oh, my god.
[cop yelling in background]
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- Drive!
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[siren wailing]
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- You bit a cop!
What were you thinking?
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- I killed a beaver in memphis.
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Drive!
- What?
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All I wanted to do was
get away from the booms
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At relaxicon,
and now we're fugitives,
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Which is kind of exciting,
but really annoying.
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I wish I was on this trip
with someone else!
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- Aah--
- what?
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Oh, hi, tabitha.
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- We are target
of police pursuit?
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You do pedals, I steer.
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- Aah!
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- [gasps]
son of a me!
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He's gaining on us.
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- Moscow drift--now!
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- Ah...Oh--
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Aah!
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- You're welcome.
- Relaxicon, here we come.
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- Ow! My gun's loose!
[gunshot]
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Missed me! Ha ha ha ha--
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[gunshot]
ow!
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- This is a protest
against big boom
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And its hold
on the american animal!
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We will no longer
hide under beds or take meds.
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All: [chanting]
no beds, no meds!
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No beds, no meds!
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- Oh, my god,
I'm being the change,
252
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,687
And it's making me
more attractive.
253
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,107
Which is not why I got into
this, but, you know...
254
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,401
- Oh, my god!
- They won't silence us!
255
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,903
- We gotta get outta here!
- Holy howl, the po-po's here!
256
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,197
- Okay, disband immediately.
257
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,158
You don't have permits
to protest here,
258
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,952
And you're off leash.
- Yeah. What he said.
259
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,371
- We have the right to
assemble, I read somewhere.
260
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,416
- [neighing] noooo, not if
you're endangering the public.
261
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,754
- Come on, man, we're all high
on cbd joint supplements.
262
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,839
This is a peaceful protest.
263
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,257
- Not anymore.
264
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:37,552
[laughter]
265
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,431
[dramatic musical sting]
266
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,893
- They shut down our protest
and left us no choice.
267
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,897
So welcome to the boom offense
organizing movement.
268
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,273
Or...Boom.
- Meow!
269
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,525
Sorry.
I'm afraid of acronyms.
270
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,152
- This is our last chance
271
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,655
To memorize the map
of the boom factory
272
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,490
And its access points--
273
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,909
Here, here, here, here,
274
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,869
Here, here, here,
275
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,705
Here, here, here, here.
276
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,040
There's a lotta access.
277
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,085
- If anyone's gettin'
cold paws, listen to this.
278
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,545
Mrs. Mcturtle, tell our friends
what the senator let slip
279
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,963
In the throes of passion.
280
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,882
- The part about him
needing to be punished
281
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,884
And how he wanted me
to stand on his--
282
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,512
- Duh-ehh! No!
About the booms.
283
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,847
- Oh. Well, they've known
about the devastating harm
284
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,724
That booms cause to animals
285
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,267
But hid the research.
286
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,353
[all gasp]
- thank you, darla.
287
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,813
We know how hard it must be
288
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,189
To put your loyalty
to the cause
289
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,024
Above your relationship
with the senator.
290
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,734
- Oh, it's not that hard.
291
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,277
- So we all know
what this means.
292
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:40,532
- When facing injustice,
there is no choice but to act.
293
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,659
I'm razzle dazzle!
294
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,413
- It's time to give them
a taste of their own booms!
295
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,082
- And that's when you said,
"it's time to give them
296
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,543
A taste of their own booms."
297
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,920
Isn't that correct, chief?
298
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,880
- This is bullcrap, man!
299
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,382
We all know
what's goin' on here.
300
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,592
You're just using us
to distract from the bigger--
301
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,679
- Bailiff, please shake a can
of pennies at the defendant.
302
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,972
[rattling]
- ah!
303
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,975
- You trespassed
on private property.
304
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,102
[suspenseful music]
305
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,980
But before you could carry out
your dastardly assault,
306
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,734
You were distracted
by the frpb.
307
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,153
The federal reserve
of peanut butter
308
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,947
Is there for national
emergencies only!
309
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,700
- Like what, a jelly nato?
310
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,034
[laughter]
311
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,537
- Order!
- There will be no order
312
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,541
Until you put a stop
to this hypocrisy, man!
313
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,752
[cheering, whooping]
314
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:34,836
- Order!
- Yeah!
315
00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,880
- Order! All right, that's it.
316
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,257
We're adjourning for lunch.
317
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,679
- I am starving.
318
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,173
I'll buy us snacks.
- I don't have any money.
319
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,601
Maybe that's because it's
a concept I don't understand.
320
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,562
I mean, a currency backed by
a mutual agreement of value?
321
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,898
That doesn't make sense.
- Leave this to me.
322
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,358
[bell jingles]
323
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,989
Hello. Can I please have
a pack of catnip?
324
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,575
- Sure can,
now that it's legal.
325
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,035
- Meow!
- Nice and easy,
326
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,287
And no one gets squirt.
327
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,790
Hey, abs, grab those bags
of kibble for me.
328
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,916
- Uh, okay.
329
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,293
And I don't love
the objectification,
330
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,295
But I do appreciate
the compliment.
331
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,714
- And you are going to
give me all of your cash.
332
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,382
And you're going to start
counting
333
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,719
And not call the cops
until you get to 100.
334
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,597
- Okay. One, two,
335
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,058
Um, I wanna say tomato?
336
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,768
- Three!
- I dunno.
337
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,686
I'm pretty sure it's tomato.
338
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,104
[upbeat music]
339
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:39,067
- Get in!
Drive, drive, drive!
340
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,905
- So now I'm implicated
341
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,573
In an assault
on a police officer,
342
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,991
Robbing a convenience store,
343
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,285
And we're adding a sexy cat
to our crew?
344
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,664
- I gotta say, I liked your
moves back at that minimart.
345
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,873
- Yeah, you did.
346
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,750
- But I would have done it
differently.
347
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,502
I take pride
in being courteous.
348
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,754
- So what do you do?
- It goes a little
349
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,548
Something like this.
350
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,424
All right, cats and dogs,
351
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,678
Let's see who'll win the prize
for keepin' their cool.
352
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,515
This squirt gun is loaded,
but if nobody gets upset,
353
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,517
Nobody gets wet.
354
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,435
Aah!
[dryer humming]
355
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,937
[both laughing]
356
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,064
- Okay, that was fun.
Now get out.
357
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,859
- Well, thank you both
for a lovely evening.
358
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,235
[bags rustle]
359
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,615
- I finally find a cat
who isn't terrified of me,
360
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,075
And you kick him out?
361
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,911
- If you hadn't gotten us
this kibble, you'd be out too.
362
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,121
Wait--where is it?
- What?
363
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,914
- It's gone--the catnip,
the kibble.
364
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,666
He robbed us!
- Damn, he's good.
365
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,002
- This is all your fault.
If you hadn't gotten
366
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,212
So sidetracked by his
rippling, rock-hard,
367
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,631
Well-defined abs,
we would be listening to
368
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,091
Whale sounds at relaxicon!
369
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,926
But now it's all about
your drama.
370
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,595
I wish I were with
someone else.
371
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,597
- Aah!
372
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,557
- Well, well, well!
373
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,767
Somebody's been a bad girl.
374
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,185
- Ooh! It's me, it's me!
375
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,604
Wait--stop!
What am I doing?
376
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,688
Goodbye, shel!
377
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,316
- [groans]
378
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,817
- Nibbles! Ah, that's better.
379
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,360
Or is it?
380
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,695
- Nope.
381
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,947
[fireworks popping]
382
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,407
- Can you point out
the dog
383
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:13,119
Who was intending to destroy
the boom factory?
384
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,915
- That saint bernard there,
@mrfloofypants.
385
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,917
- In hindsight,
it may have been a mistake
386
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,293
To trust the senator's wife.
387
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,795
- You thought you could
compete with this?
388
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,589
Bllllll!
389
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,634
- I've heard enough.
I hereby sentence you
390
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,552
To ten dog years in prison.
391
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,678
- Gulp.
392
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,513
- And in the case of
hot or not,
393
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,807
You're hot.
394
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,060
All: [chanting]
chief! Chief!
395
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,021
- My voice will never
be silenced.
396
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,814
Never be--
[muffled speech]
397
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,442
- Boo!
- Chief! Chief!
398
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,236
Chief! Chief! Chief!
399
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,077
- All right, chow time, chief.
400
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,628
- Oh, man, I forgot about
my hunger strike!
401
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,713
Ah, I'll start tomorrow.
402
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,173
- You got a visitor.
403
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,801
- Chief, old boy,
how are you holding up?
404
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,928
- Uncle nathan?
- Not your uncle.
405
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,681
Even in a drug-induced dream,
not your uncle.
406
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,224
I work in the white dog house.
407
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,185
The president would like
to see you...Personally.
408
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:23,356
- The president of the
united steaks of america?
409
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,857
- Oh, my god.
410
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,151
It's your dream, chief.
411
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,737
You could make yourself
a little smarter.
412
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,782
[uplifting music]
413
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:40,039
♪ ♪
414
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,668
- Madam president.
415
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,962
- Honey? You're the president?
416
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,423
- Of course! Who else
would it be--max?
417
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,757
Walkies with me.
418
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,050
[bright music]
419
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,511
Chief, I need your help.
When I took office,
420
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,722
I made a promise
to the american animal
421
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,223
To eradicate the booms.
422
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,017
And you've produced
an enormous,
423
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,768
Well-formed movement.
424
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,770
- Yeah. I make a lot of those.
425
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,063
[fireworks popping]
426
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,442
[country western music]
427
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,736
♪ ♪
428
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,280
- What are you doing? We don't
have time for a pit stop.
429
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,781
- Just wait out here
for two minutes.
430
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,408
My ex lives here.
He'll hook us up
431
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,827
With all the essentials--
food, money, oils.
432
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,245
- Thanks, nibbles.
433
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,706
For once, someone is solving
my problems.
434
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,166
[sighs] ahh.
435
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,543
- I ate his face!
We gotta get outta here!
436
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,378
Go, go, go!
437
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,757
- Unbelievable!
I'm stuck dealing with
438
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,133
Someone else's
problems again.
439
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,551
- You know I can hear you.
440
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,303
I may be covered
in someone else's blood,
441
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,889
But I still have feelings.
- Aah!
442
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,349
Why is everyone but me
so annoying?
443
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,726
- Aah!
444
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,103
Hello, honey.
- Hello, honey!
445
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,355
- Ahh...Perfect.
- Ahh...Perfect.
446
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,984
- ♪ we belong,
we belong together... ♪
447
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,654
["hail to the chief" plays]
448
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,783
- Help me finally do what
every president before me
449
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,534
Has been afraid to.
- Hump the leg
450
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,869
Of the lincoln memorial?
451
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,038
- Please. I do that three times
before breakfast.
452
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,956
I mean defeat big boom.
453
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,167
- I'm your dog,
madam president.
454
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,087
[crackling]
[gasps] what's that?
455
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,047
It's me!
My tail is gonna explode!
456
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,965
- [laughing]
- we've got a bark alarm
457
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,051
Level 5 here with dotus.
458
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,012
- Uncle nathan?
You set me up!
459
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,640
- Not your uncle, and yes.
460
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,017
- He used me to get to you.
461
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,061
He's working for big boom!
462
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,648
- Yes, I am.
See? That was smarter.
463
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,608
But not smart enough.
464
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,444
[chortling]
465
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,114
- Get her outta here!
- We don't have time!
466
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,324
- I'm on it!
- Ooh, that looks fun.
467
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,868
Not the time--put it in my
calendar for tonight:
468
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,370
If still alive, chase tail.
469
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,663
- Got it!
- Now what?
470
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,207
- I don't know.
I've never caught it before.
471
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,375
- Let me help you.
472
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:51,254
- No, no! I'm gonna
solve this problem myself.
473
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,255
[grunts]
474
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,340
Aah!
475
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:58,302
- Looks like booms
are back on the menu, boys.
476
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,096
- Aah!
477
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,766
- Chief, you saved us!
478
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,351
- And now I need your help.
479
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,479
- To pass legislation
outlawing booms forever?
480
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,814
- Oh, sure, but first...
481
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,899
Help me get this racoon
outta my butt.
482
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,860
[fireworks popping]
483
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,062
[mellow music]
484
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,365
- This is my favorite song.
- Mine too.
485
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,160
Fried sweet potatoes
are my favorite.
486
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,870
- Samesies.
- But maybe we should
487
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,288
Slow down a bit.
488
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,623
You get the best gas mileage
driving 65 to--
489
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,335
- 75 miles per hour.
I know. I'm going 75.
490
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,630
- Ooh. Going a little fast,
aren't we?
491
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,048
- I know how to drive.
492
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,967
- Ooh, she's in a mood.
- You don't even know.
493
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,886
- I can hear you!
494
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,804
- What are you doing--77?
495
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,599
- What are you running from?
- Where's the sun block?
496
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,142
- You're not a good girl.
497
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,394
You're an average girl at best.
- Okay, got it.
498
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,438
- Can we please stop?
- Let's just have some quiet.
499
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,440
- Your peers have all
surpassed you.
500
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,733
- Aah!
501
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,318
[chatter continues]
502
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,987
I can't take one more
minute of me!
503
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,699
[chatter continues]
504
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,076
Aah!
505
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,414
Oh--
- wha--oh!
506
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,416
I had the craziest dream.
- I had the craziest dream.
507
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,084
- But I won't bore you with it.
- But I won't bore you with it.
508
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,920
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
509
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,047
- But I will tell you
what I learned from it.
510
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,049
- Ooh! I'm listening.
511
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,010
- I get what you were all
growly about earlier.
512
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,471
I may not have giant
dream balls,
513
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,348
But I have the power
to help myself.
514
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:29,060
So from now on, I'm not gonna
bother you with my stuff.
515
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,229
- No, no, no, please bother me.
516
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,897
I'll spend as much time
as you want
517
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,357
Talking about your problems.
518
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,943
It's way less annoying
than talking to myself.
519
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,820
- That's sweet, honey,
but this old dog can handle
520
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,030
Whatever comes--
[pop]
521
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,241
Aah! Why does this have to
be so scary?
522
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,951
- It's okay, chief.
Shh, shh.
523
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,661
President honey's got you.
524
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,704
- Aw.
525
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,164
Huh?
526
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,295
- Oh, it was so exciting
to read this scene
527
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,047
Because, as an actor,
it's really enjoyable
528
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,800
To have all the lines
and all the screen time and--
529
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,343
- Honey,
there's another of you!
530
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,054
Where did she come from?
- They're both me.
531
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,014
We shot the scenes
multiple times,
532
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,183
And then they composited us--
- whoa!
533
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,311
There's another one! So what
are they, clones or something?
534
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,939
- No, it's a video effect.
- Ah--there's another clone!
535
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,941
- Yeah, fine.
They're clones, chief.
536
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,901
- Are you a clone?
- No.
537
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,070
- That's exactly
what a clone would say.
538
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,281
- I'm not a clone.
- Well, where are
539
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,992
All the other clones?
- Fox put them all down
540
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,828
After the shoot.
- Hmm. Probably would have
541
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,997
Been easier
just to redraw you.
542
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,667
[cheering]
543
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,377
- That's nice,
jen and gabby.