1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,877 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:05,254 - ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,631 ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:08,924 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,301 ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,804 ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 7 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,347 ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 8 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:18,642 ♪ ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ ruff, ruff ♪ 9 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:21,979 [fireworks whistling, booming] 10 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,814 [sparkler sizzling] 11 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:26,859 [music crescendos] 12 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:33,907 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,452 - Guys, guys, calm down. [all screaming] 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,662 Boomsday is just humans trying to blow up the sky. 15 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,914 It's horrible, but we get through it every summer. 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,915 [boom] - oh, god! 17 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:44,710 [whimpering, screeching] 18 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:45,961 - This is the end! 19 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,087 - What-- - [kiss] 20 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,839 - Aah! - Aah! 21 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,550 - We're all gonna die! 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,885 - Wait-- [grunting] 23 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,303 - Ooh--aah! 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,471 Damn it! 25 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,473 [all screaming] 26 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,725 - So no one did the visualization techniques 27 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:00,934 I gave you? 28 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,062 - Oh, we were bad students. 29 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,064 [huskily] get the paddle. 30 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,024 - Ohh! You know what? I can't help you 31 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,026 If you're not willing to help yourselves. 32 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,028 - If my hoof gets blown off, 33 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,739 Take me to madonna's butt doctor! 34 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:14,782 [fireworks continue popping] 35 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,658 Aah! 36 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:19,036 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,038 - Ugh. Maybe I should just give up 38 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,748 And go into real estate. 39 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:23,957 - In this market? [pop] 40 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,585 Ah! I can't take these booms! 41 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,130 Make them stop! I can't live in here forever. 42 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,633 I'm running out of underwear crotches to eat. 43 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,967 [growls] 44 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,552 - Chief, I really need a break 45 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,221 From dealing with everyone's problems. 46 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,932 If you're so scared, just go hang out with jill. 47 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:43,185 - I'm so scared, I don't know who jill is! 48 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,104 - Bye, kiddoes! - Who the hell is that? 49 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:48,482 - I'm off to my "1619 project" listening and nodding party. 50 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,652 - [gasps] she can't leave! Honey, do something! 51 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,737 - Why is it always my job to do something? 52 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:54,988 [both growling] - oh, no. 53 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,448 You two seem very upset. 54 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:59,159 - We're fine! - I have conflicting feelings 55 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:02,162 About medicating you, but the thundershirt isn't helping, 56 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,498 And I kept the thunderpants for myself. 57 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,875 [fireworks continue popping] 58 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:09,211 - Oh, my god! Honey, do something! 59 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,214 - Could you just handle something on your own? 60 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,926 I'm so sick...Of everyone else's [mutters] problems. 61 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:19,054 - Fine. I can handle this on my own. 62 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,932 [slurring] I can do anything I put my... 63 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,767 [voice distorting] mind to... 64 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,728 I mean, it's supposed to be a government of the animals, 65 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,189 By the animals, for the... 66 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:32,151 Oh, don't help me-- animals? 67 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,944 So I'm gonna take matters into my own paws, 68 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,445 Get rid of the booms, 69 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,907 And make the world a better place for all of us. 70 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,909 That means you, pal. 71 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,704 - Thanks, pal. - It's my pleasure. 72 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,081 We will all benefit from my naiveite 73 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,625 And misplaced optimism. 74 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,422 I'm here to make my mark on washington. 75 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,549 Hey, senator mcturtle. 76 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:58,760 Big boom has been terrorizing us animals for decades, 77 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,095 And it has to stop. 78 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,347 So I went to the place where things get done-- 79 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,809 Social media--but said some things that got me kicked off, 80 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,269 So now I'm here. 81 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,021 Will you help me? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 82 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,480 What's your name, son? 83 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:13,984 - Chief, but you can call me chiefy, chief baby, 84 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,278 Or @mrfloofypants. 85 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:18,989 - Well, chiefy, while I admire your gumption, 86 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,774 That's not my committee. 87 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,451 But just inside that building 88 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,412 Are countless senators who would be more than happy 89 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,831 To help a courageous canine like you. 90 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,542 All you have to do is knock on their doors. 91 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,003 Good luck, and dogspeed. 92 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,840 [beep] I need you to keep your eye 93 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,884 On a dog named chief. 94 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:42,596 He's digging around where he doesn't belong. 95 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,097 And when he's done with that, 96 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,059 I think he's going to do some investigating. 97 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,687 [fireworks continue popping] - [giggling] 98 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:54,650 - [whimpers] sick of dealing with everyone else's problems. 99 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,068 Problems...Problems... 100 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,737 [car horn honks] [groans] ohh... 101 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:02,032 Oh! It's already quarter past sunrise o'clock! 102 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,493 [car horn honking] hold on, be right there. 103 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,286 [grunting] 104 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:09,581 Ooh! I gotta lay off those late-night squirrels. 105 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,545 - You didn't tell me you were goin' out. 106 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,130 - I didn't know I had to. 107 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:21,009 - You get your butt back here, honey--now! 108 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,928 - Sorry, chief. Don't wait up! 109 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,721 - Don't you tell me not-- 110 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,808 [snoring] 111 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,518 - Let's go, let's go! 112 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,228 - Relaxicon, here we come! 113 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,146 - North america's second-largest 114 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,649 Boom-free relaxation festival! 115 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,235 - And a break from fixing everyone's problems. 116 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,153 - Before we know it, we'll be up to 117 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,156 Our exposed anuses in cucumber water. 118 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,992 - Wait, wait, this is my dream. I wanna drive. 119 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,119 - [sighs] fine. - Ow! 120 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,829 - Sorry. I'm not used to legs. 121 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,039 - Road trip! [static] 122 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,583 - Say "no booms!" - no booms! 123 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,043 [click] 124 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,046 Two dogs, 12 teats, no rules! 125 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,757 [country rock music] 126 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:07,848 ♪ ♪ 127 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:12,436 [sweeping instrumentals] 128 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,731 - Good afternoon. I'm here to talk to the senator 129 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,107 About boom regul-- 130 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,559 [rapidly] good afternoon, I'm here to talk about-- 131 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:22,154 [energetic music] 132 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,656 Ohh...Who would have thought 133 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,866 It'd be so hard 134 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,577 To get something done in washington? 135 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,496 [downbeat bluesy music] 136 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:34,082 ♪ ♪ 137 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,751 - You want a belly rub? 138 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,211 - Oh, no thank you, sex hamster. 139 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:42,090 But I totally respect your gross profession. 140 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,800 [phone rings] 141 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,636 A phone? Trapped in a glass box? 142 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,305 I'll help you, phone! 143 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,348 Hello? 144 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,350 Aah! 145 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:58,690 - Hello, @mrfloofypants. 146 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,067 - How do you know my handle? 147 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,985 - Everyone's talking about the dog 148 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:04,321 Who's got the balls to go up against big boom. 149 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,740 - They can't mean me. I don't have any-- 150 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,408 Balls! [laughing] 151 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:12,204 I have balls! Normally, I don't have those. 152 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,915 - You're dreaming big, kid, but you're on the wrong side. 153 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,084 Big boom could use a dog like you. 154 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,960 So I'm gonna write down an offer... 155 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,670 - There's no amount of-- 156 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,172 Wow. That is a lotta bacon. 157 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,925 - Chiefy, even with those white-hot dream balls, 158 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,010 Big boom is too powerful to fight. 159 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:29,471 Everything relies on big boom-- 160 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,472 Agriculture, 161 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:31,640 Military, 162 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,892 The vengaboys. - Oh, yeah? 163 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,852 Lemme ask you something. 164 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,771 Is that one cat? 165 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,147 - Yes. - Yes. 166 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,733 - Oh, cool. Lemme ask you something else. 167 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:45,278 Why is a raccoon like you on the side of big boom? 168 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,905 Don't you get scared too? 169 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,658 And what about all 700 of your uneaten children? 170 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,328 - Sure, but we hide down here, and if the booms get too loud, 171 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,038 We'll just move to new zooland 172 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,707 With the money we made off big boom. 173 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,668 And now you're probably gonna ask, 174 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,545 "ooh, what about the animals 175 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,797 "who can't afford underground hideouts 176 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,882 "or land in new zooland? 177 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,760 Waah!" - I was gonna ask that. 178 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,679 - Well, we don't worry about them, 179 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,139 Because they're not our base. 180 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,558 - I'm gonna tell senator mcturtle about this. 181 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,978 - Ha, please. I've got senator mcturtle in my pocket. 182 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,189 - Chiefy! Room in here for one more. 183 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,942 - Senator mcturtle? - That's right, chief. 184 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,986 This fight goes all the way to the top. 185 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,863 - Top of what? - The top of the tippy. 186 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,114 - The tippy top? 187 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,116 - Monkey! Show this dumb dog out. 188 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,576 - You don't scare me. 189 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,662 All you've done is make me more determined than ever-- 190 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,831 How are your hands so soft? 191 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,625 [dreamy chords] 192 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,960 [upbeat music] 193 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,503 - Even though it's a convertible, 194 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:44,838 It's more fun like this. 195 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,007 - Uh, honey, I have a problem. 196 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,259 - Nuh-uh. We agreed: No problems. 197 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,386 - I have to pee, but if you don't wanna stop, 198 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,763 I can just hold it in until it comes out of my eyes 199 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,557 Like tears. - [groans] 200 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,477 [light rock music] 201 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:02,856 ♪ ♪ 202 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,357 [urine splashing] 203 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,819 - Well, well, well. What do we have here? 204 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,362 Yeah, it's me--max the pig 205 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,406 As the police officer in your dream. 206 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,283 I expected better from you, honey. 207 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,035 - Sorry. If you're not comfortable, 208 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,661 I can try again. - Nah, it's fine. 209 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:17,913 I'm here. Let's do this. 210 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,790 Where you two city sniffers headed? 211 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,334 - Oh, we're just going to relaxicon 212 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,419 To escape the booms and annoying problems. 213 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,338 Like the one we're dealing with now. 214 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,673 - Now, public pee-pee is against the law 215 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,050 In these parts, ladies. 216 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,969 I'm gonna have to give you a urination citation. 217 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,846 - [growls] well, I'm gonna have to-- 218 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,348 - Oh--aah! - Elsa! 219 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,266 - That escalated quickly! 220 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,268 - Oh, my god, oh, my god. [cop yelling in background] 221 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,436 - Drive! 222 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,190 [siren wailing] 223 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,776 - You bit a cop! What were you thinking? 224 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,319 - I killed a beaver in memphis. 225 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,529 Drive! - What? 226 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,114 All I wanted to do was get away from the booms 227 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,242 At relaxicon, and now we're fugitives, 228 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:58,119 Which is kind of exciting, but really annoying. 229 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,122 I wish I was on this trip with someone else! 230 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,249 - Aah-- - what? 231 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,291 Oh, hi, tabitha. 232 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,585 - We are target of police pursuit? 233 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,462 You do pedals, I steer. 234 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,548 - Aah! 235 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,470 - [gasps] son of a me! 236 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,639 He's gaining on us. 237 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,349 - Moscow drift--now! 238 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:24,604 - Ah...Oh-- 239 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,232 Aah! 240 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,238 - You're welcome. - Relaxicon, here we come. 241 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,031 - Ow! My gun's loose! [gunshot] 242 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,449 Missed me! Ha ha ha ha-- 243 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,492 [gunshot] ow! 244 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:41,913 [rock music] 245 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:47,377 ♪ ♪ 246 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,297 - This is a protest against big boom 247 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,133 And its hold on the american animal! 248 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,220 We will no longer hide under beds or take meds. 249 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,639 All: [chanting] no beds, no meds! 250 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,099 No beds, no meds! 251 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,060 - Oh, my god, I'm being the change, 252 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,687 And it's making me more attractive. 253 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,107 Which is not why I got into this, but, you know... 254 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,401 - Oh, my god! - They won't silence us! 255 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,903 - We gotta get outta here! - Holy howl, the po-po's here! 256 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,197 - Okay, disband immediately. 257 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,158 You don't have permits to protest here, 258 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,952 And you're off leash. - Yeah. What he said. 259 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,371 - We have the right to assemble, I read somewhere. 260 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,416 - [neighing] noooo, not if you're endangering the public. 261 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,754 - Come on, man, we're all high on cbd joint supplements. 262 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,839 This is a peaceful protest. 263 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,257 - Not anymore. 264 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:37,552 [laughter] 265 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,431 [dramatic musical sting] 266 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,893 - They shut down our protest and left us no choice. 267 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,897 So welcome to the boom offense organizing movement. 268 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,273 Or...Boom. - Meow! 269 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,525 Sorry. I'm afraid of acronyms. 270 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,152 - This is our last chance 271 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,655 To memorize the map of the boom factory 272 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,490 And its access points-- 273 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,909 Here, here, here, here, 274 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,869 Here, here, here, 275 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,705 Here, here, here, here. 276 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,040 There's a lotta access. 277 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,085 - If anyone's gettin' cold paws, listen to this. 278 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,545 Mrs. Mcturtle, tell our friends what the senator let slip 279 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,963 In the throes of passion. 280 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,882 - The part about him needing to be punished 281 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,884 And how he wanted me to stand on his-- 282 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,512 - Duh-ehh! No! About the booms. 283 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,847 - Oh. Well, they've known about the devastating harm 284 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,724 That booms cause to animals 285 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,267 But hid the research. 286 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,353 [all gasp] - thank you, darla. 287 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,813 We know how hard it must be 288 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,189 To put your loyalty to the cause 289 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,024 Above your relationship with the senator. 290 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,734 - Oh, it's not that hard. 291 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,277 - So we all know what this means. 292 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:40,532 - When facing injustice, there is no choice but to act. 293 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,659 I'm razzle dazzle! 294 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,413 - It's time to give them a taste of their own booms! 295 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,082 - And that's when you said, "it's time to give them 296 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,543 A taste of their own booms." 297 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,920 Isn't that correct, chief? 298 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,880 - This is bullcrap, man! 299 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,382 We all know what's goin' on here. 300 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,592 You're just using us to distract from the bigger-- 301 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,679 - Bailiff, please shake a can of pennies at the defendant. 302 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,972 [rattling] - ah! 303 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,975 - You trespassed on private property. 304 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,102 [suspenseful music] 305 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,980 But before you could carry out your dastardly assault, 306 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,734 You were distracted by the frpb. 307 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,153 The federal reserve of peanut butter 308 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,947 Is there for national emergencies only! 309 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,700 - Like what, a jelly nato? 310 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,034 [laughter] 311 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,537 - Order! - There will be no order 312 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,541 Until you put a stop to this hypocrisy, man! 313 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,752 [cheering, whooping] 314 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:34,836 - Order! - Yeah! 315 00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,880 - Order! All right, that's it. 316 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,257 We're adjourning for lunch. 317 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,679 - I am starving. 318 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,173 I'll buy us snacks. - I don't have any money. 319 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,601 Maybe that's because it's a concept I don't understand. 320 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,562 I mean, a currency backed by a mutual agreement of value? 321 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,898 That doesn't make sense. - Leave this to me. 322 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,358 [bell jingles] 323 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,989 Hello. Can I please have a pack of catnip? 324 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,575 - Sure can, now that it's legal. 325 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,035 - Meow! - Nice and easy, 326 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,287 And no one gets squirt. 327 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,790 Hey, abs, grab those bags of kibble for me. 328 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,916 - Uh, okay. 329 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,293 And I don't love the objectification, 330 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,295 But I do appreciate the compliment. 331 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,714 - And you are going to give me all of your cash. 332 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,382 And you're going to start counting 333 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,719 And not call the cops until you get to 100. 334 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,597 - Okay. One, two, 335 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,058 Um, I wanna say tomato? 336 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,768 - Three! - I dunno. 337 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,686 I'm pretty sure it's tomato. 338 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,104 [upbeat music] 339 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:39,067 - Get in! Drive, drive, drive! 340 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,905 - So now I'm implicated 341 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,573 In an assault on a police officer, 342 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,991 Robbing a convenience store, 343 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,285 And we're adding a sexy cat to our crew? 344 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,664 - I gotta say, I liked your moves back at that minimart. 345 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,873 - Yeah, you did. 346 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,750 - But I would have done it differently. 347 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,502 I take pride in being courteous. 348 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,754 - So what do you do? - It goes a little 349 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,548 Something like this. 350 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,424 All right, cats and dogs, 351 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,678 Let's see who'll win the prize for keepin' their cool. 352 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,515 This squirt gun is loaded, but if nobody gets upset, 353 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,517 Nobody gets wet. 354 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,435 Aah! [dryer humming] 355 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,937 [both laughing] 356 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,064 - Okay, that was fun. Now get out. 357 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,859 - Well, thank you both for a lovely evening. 358 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,235 [bags rustle] 359 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,615 - I finally find a cat who isn't terrified of me, 360 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,075 And you kick him out? 361 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,911 - If you hadn't gotten us this kibble, you'd be out too. 362 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,121 Wait--where is it? - What? 363 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,914 - It's gone--the catnip, the kibble. 364 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,666 He robbed us! - Damn, he's good. 365 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,002 - This is all your fault. If you hadn't gotten 366 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,212 So sidetracked by his rippling, rock-hard, 367 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,631 Well-defined abs, we would be listening to 368 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,091 Whale sounds at relaxicon! 369 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,926 But now it's all about your drama. 370 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,595 I wish I were with someone else. 371 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,597 - Aah! 372 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,557 - Well, well, well! 373 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,767 Somebody's been a bad girl. 374 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,185 - Ooh! It's me, it's me! 375 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,604 Wait--stop! What am I doing? 376 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,688 Goodbye, shel! 377 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,316 - [groans] 378 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,817 - Nibbles! Ah, that's better. 379 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,360 Or is it? 380 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,695 - Nope. 381 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,947 [fireworks popping] 382 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,407 - Can you point out the dog 383 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:13,119 Who was intending to destroy the boom factory? 384 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,915 - That saint bernard there, @mrfloofypants. 385 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,917 - In hindsight, it may have been a mistake 386 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,293 To trust the senator's wife. 387 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,795 - You thought you could compete with this? 388 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,589 Bllllll! 389 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,634 - I've heard enough. I hereby sentence you 390 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,552 To ten dog years in prison. 391 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,678 - Gulp. 392 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,513 - And in the case of hot or not, 393 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,807 You're hot. 394 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,060 All: [chanting] chief! Chief! 395 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,021 - My voice will never be silenced. 396 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,814 Never be-- [muffled speech] 397 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,442 - Boo! - Chief! Chief! 398 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,236 Chief! Chief! Chief! 399 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,077 - All right, chow time, chief. 400 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,628 - Oh, man, I forgot about my hunger strike! 401 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,713 Ah, I'll start tomorrow. 402 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,173 - You got a visitor. 403 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,801 - Chief, old boy, how are you holding up? 404 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,928 - Uncle nathan? - Not your uncle. 405 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,681 Even in a drug-induced dream, not your uncle. 406 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,224 I work in the white dog house. 407 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,185 The president would like to see you...Personally. 408 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:23,356 - The president of the united steaks of america? 409 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,857 - Oh, my god. 410 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,151 It's your dream, chief. 411 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,737 You could make yourself a little smarter. 412 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,782 [uplifting music] 413 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:40,039 ♪ ♪ 414 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,668 - Madam president. 415 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,962 - Honey? You're the president? 416 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,423 - Of course! Who else would it be--max? 417 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,757 Walkies with me. 418 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,050 [bright music] 419 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,511 Chief, I need your help. When I took office, 420 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,722 I made a promise to the american animal 421 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,223 To eradicate the booms. 422 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,017 And you've produced an enormous, 423 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,768 Well-formed movement. 424 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,770 - Yeah. I make a lot of those. 425 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,063 [fireworks popping] 426 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,442 [country western music] 427 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,736 ♪ ♪ 428 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,280 - What are you doing? We don't have time for a pit stop. 429 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,781 - Just wait out here for two minutes. 430 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,408 My ex lives here. He'll hook us up 431 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,827 With all the essentials-- food, money, oils. 432 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,245 - Thanks, nibbles. 433 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,706 For once, someone is solving my problems. 434 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,166 [sighs] ahh. 435 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,543 - I ate his face! We gotta get outta here! 436 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,378 Go, go, go! 437 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,757 - Unbelievable! I'm stuck dealing with 438 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,133 Someone else's problems again. 439 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,551 - You know I can hear you. 440 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,303 I may be covered in someone else's blood, 441 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,889 But I still have feelings. - Aah! 442 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,349 Why is everyone but me so annoying? 443 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,726 - Aah! 444 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,103 Hello, honey. - Hello, honey! 445 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,355 - Ahh...Perfect. - Ahh...Perfect. 446 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,984 - ♪ we belong, we belong together... ♪ 447 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,654 ["hail to the chief" plays] 448 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,783 - Help me finally do what every president before me 449 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,534 Has been afraid to. - Hump the leg 450 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,869 Of the lincoln memorial? 451 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,038 - Please. I do that three times before breakfast. 452 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,956 I mean defeat big boom. 453 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,167 - I'm your dog, madam president. 454 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,087 [crackling] [gasps] what's that? 455 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,047 It's me! My tail is gonna explode! 456 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,965 - [laughing] - we've got a bark alarm 457 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,051 Level 5 here with dotus. 458 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,012 - Uncle nathan? You set me up! 459 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,640 - Not your uncle, and yes. 460 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,017 - He used me to get to you. 461 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,061 He's working for big boom! 462 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,648 - Yes, I am. See? That was smarter. 463 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,608 But not smart enough. 464 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,444 [chortling] 465 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,114 - Get her outta here! - We don't have time! 466 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,324 - I'm on it! - Ooh, that looks fun. 467 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,868 Not the time--put it in my calendar for tonight: 468 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,370 If still alive, chase tail. 469 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,663 - Got it! - Now what? 470 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,207 - I don't know. I've never caught it before. 471 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,375 - Let me help you. 472 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:51,254 - No, no! I'm gonna solve this problem myself. 473 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,255 [grunts] 474 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,340 Aah! 475 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:58,302 - Looks like booms are back on the menu, boys. 476 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,096 - Aah! 477 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,766 - Chief, you saved us! 478 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,351 - And now I need your help. 479 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,479 - To pass legislation outlawing booms forever? 480 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,814 - Oh, sure, but first... 481 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,899 Help me get this racoon outta my butt. 482 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,860 [fireworks popping] 483 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,062 [mellow music] 484 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,365 - This is my favorite song. - Mine too. 485 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,160 Fried sweet potatoes are my favorite. 486 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,870 - Samesies. - But maybe we should 487 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,288 Slow down a bit. 488 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,623 You get the best gas mileage driving 65 to-- 489 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,335 - 75 miles per hour. I know. I'm going 75. 490 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,630 - Ooh. Going a little fast, aren't we? 491 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,048 - I know how to drive. 492 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,967 - Ooh, she's in a mood. - You don't even know. 493 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,886 - I can hear you! 494 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,804 - What are you doing--77? 495 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,599 - What are you running from? - Where's the sun block? 496 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,142 - You're not a good girl. 497 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,394 You're an average girl at best. - Okay, got it. 498 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,438 - Can we please stop? - Let's just have some quiet. 499 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,440 - Your peers have all surpassed you. 500 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,733 - Aah! 501 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,318 [chatter continues] 502 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,987 I can't take one more minute of me! 503 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,699 [chatter continues] 504 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,076 Aah! 505 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,414 Oh-- - wha--oh! 506 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,416 I had the craziest dream. - I had the craziest dream. 507 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,084 - But I won't bore you with it. - But I won't bore you with it. 508 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,920 - Thank you. - Thank you. 509 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,047 - But I will tell you what I learned from it. 510 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,049 - Ooh! I'm listening. 511 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,010 - I get what you were all growly about earlier. 512 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,471 I may not have giant dream balls, 513 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,348 But I have the power to help myself. 514 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:29,060 So from now on, I'm not gonna bother you with my stuff. 515 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,229 - No, no, no, please bother me. 516 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,897 I'll spend as much time as you want 517 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,357 Talking about your problems. 518 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,943 It's way less annoying than talking to myself. 519 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,820 - That's sweet, honey, but this old dog can handle 520 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,030 Whatever comes-- [pop] 521 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,241 Aah! Why does this have to be so scary? 522 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,951 - It's okay, chief. Shh, shh. 523 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,661 President honey's got you. 524 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,704 - Aw. 525 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,164 Huh? 526 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,295 - Oh, it was so exciting to read this scene 527 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,047 Because, as an actor, it's really enjoyable 528 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,800 To have all the lines and all the screen time and-- 529 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,343 - Honey, there's another of you! 530 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,054 Where did she come from? - They're both me. 531 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,014 We shot the scenes multiple times, 532 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,183 And then they composited us-- - whoa! 533 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,311 There's another one! So what are they, clones or something? 534 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,939 - No, it's a video effect. - Ah--there's another clone! 535 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,941 - Yeah, fine. They're clones, chief. 536 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,901 - Are you a clone? - No. 537 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,070 - That's exactly what a clone would say. 538 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,281 - I'm not a clone. - Well, where are 539 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,992 All the other clones? - Fox put them all down 540 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,828 After the shoot. - Hmm. Probably would have 541 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,997 Been easier just to redraw you. 542 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,667 [cheering] 543 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,377 - That's nice, jen and gabby.