1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,741 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:03,774 --> 00:00:05,210 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 3 00:00:05,277 --> 00:00:07,549 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 4 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:08,851 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:11,356 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 6 00:00:11,422 --> 00:00:13,794 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 7 00:00:13,861 --> 00:00:15,464 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 8 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:16,967 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 9 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,771 - ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow ♪ 10 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,775 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 11 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:22,646 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ 12 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:24,081 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 13 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:27,054 [music crescendos] 14 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:33,935 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,070 [upbeat music] 16 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,206 - Raccoon, thanks so much 17 00:00:36,272 --> 00:00:37,943 for letting us have group in here. 18 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:40,247 - Thank you. I raided an abandoned Pier 1, 19 00:00:40,314 --> 00:00:43,186 and I have been dying to have some company over. 20 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:44,823 Apple core and shoelace rumaki? 21 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,292 - Ooh! - I just found out 22 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:47,862 Jill's dropping Chief and me off 23 00:00:47,929 --> 00:00:48,998 on a surprise vacay tomorrow 24 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:51,469 while she goes to Joshua Tree to get her aura scraped. 25 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:53,373 I thought we could have a speed session 26 00:00:53,406 --> 00:00:54,910 so I didn't leave you all hanging. 27 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:55,979 - Hero. 28 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,214 - Does anyone have 29 00:00:57,281 --> 00:00:58,784 any urgent matters they'd like to discuss? 30 00:00:58,818 --> 00:01:01,557 - Yeah, I'll go, since mine's probably the most interesting. 31 00:01:01,657 --> 00:01:04,228 I landed the lead role in a gritty reboot of "Babe," 32 00:01:04,262 --> 00:01:06,266 and long story short, I'm going to a farm 33 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,103 to research what it's like to be a pig. 34 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,007 - I hope this is okay to ask, 35 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,810 but aren't you already a pig? 36 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,514 - Oh, Chico, you sweet idiot. 37 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:15,083 I'm not a pig, pig. 38 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,121 I'm a celebrity 39 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:19,058 who's one devastating performance away 40 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,060 from winning an Oscar. 41 00:01:20,127 --> 00:01:21,095 - Maybe you'll thank me 42 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:22,031 in your acceptance speech. 43 00:01:22,097 --> 00:01:23,233 - [laughs] No. 44 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,103 I really wanna talk about the environment. 45 00:01:25,137 --> 00:01:27,341 Specifically, bringing back plastic straws. 46 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:29,178 - All right, anyone else wanna sh-- 47 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:30,648 - Fine! I'll tell you. 48 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:33,420 I'm being forced to return to the scene 49 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:35,925 of one of the most traumatic events of-- 50 00:01:36,025 --> 00:01:37,629 - Great. Glad we were all here for you. 51 00:01:37,696 --> 00:01:38,764 See you in a few days. 52 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,402 ♪ ♪ 53 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:43,874 - Where do you think Jill's taking us? 54 00:01:43,908 --> 00:01:45,177 - I hope it's something cultural 55 00:01:45,177 --> 00:01:46,880 like an artist's colony. 56 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,886 [sultry music] 57 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,790 I think I'm gonna need more pink. 58 00:01:53,059 --> 00:01:54,228 - Why do you always drool 59 00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:56,099 when you think about artist colonies? 60 00:01:56,165 --> 00:01:58,069 - Because I'm sophisticated. 61 00:01:58,136 --> 00:02:00,140 - Looks like we're here! 62 00:02:00,173 --> 00:02:01,810 - [gasps] Oh, God. 63 00:02:01,844 --> 00:02:03,681 [dramatic music] 64 00:02:03,714 --> 00:02:05,518 A sheep herding camp? 65 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:08,089 This isn't a vacation. It's torture. 66 00:02:08,156 --> 00:02:10,762 These kinds of athletic camps expose my weakness 67 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:12,297 and make me feel inadequate. 68 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:14,770 Ahh! - Don't inade-quit, honey. 69 00:02:14,803 --> 00:02:16,205 This is gonna be fun. 70 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:17,542 You and me are a team, 71 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:20,314 and I promise to help you until you like this camp 72 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,919 as much as you like painting dog dongs. 73 00:02:22,952 --> 00:02:24,890 - Thanks, Chief. - She's here. 74 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:26,760 - I can't believe she came back. 75 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:28,029 - Who are you talking about? 76 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:31,737 - The greatest herder this camp has ever seen. 77 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:33,974 - [exhales] You got this, Elsa. 78 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:36,112 - Elsa? - Elsa! Elsa! 79 00:02:36,179 --> 00:02:38,984 [sniffing] - No sniffs! Please. 80 00:02:39,051 --> 00:02:41,022 - Elsa, you're the legendary herder, 81 00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:43,059 and I've never heard you brag about it? 82 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:44,328 Very off-brand for you. 83 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:46,900 - Well, if you hadn't cut me off in group, 84 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,838 which was very on-brand-- burn-- 85 00:02:48,871 --> 00:02:51,209 I would've said that my human heard your human 86 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:52,946 talking about this place at the dog park, 87 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:54,382 so I got dragged back here. 88 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:56,252 - All right, listen up, lap dogs! 89 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:57,421 Today is just practice, 90 00:02:57,488 --> 00:02:59,492 but tomorrow we'll do timed herds. 91 00:02:59,526 --> 00:03:01,897 That's where we separate the puppies from the dogs. 92 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:04,301 Although, that really should've been done at registration. 93 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:06,673 The two fastest teams will move on to the finals, 94 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:09,078 where they'll go head-to-head on the most intense, 95 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,882 dangerous sheep herding course ever built. 96 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:12,017 Any questions? 97 00:03:12,051 --> 00:03:13,153 - Yeah, hi. 98 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,689 Um, what's the deal treat-wise here? 99 00:03:14,756 --> 00:03:17,261 Are they free-flowing, or do you have to work for them? 100 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:20,067 - Dumb question. Everyone to the practice field. 101 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,369 - You're not coming? - No. 102 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:24,208 Despite my legendary status, 103 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:25,243 I don't race anymore. 104 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,014 - Why, you ask? - I didn't. 105 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:28,684 - Well... [dramatic music] 106 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,220 [gasps] 107 00:03:30,287 --> 00:03:33,894 - Elsa, why I die? 108 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:35,698 - Long story. 109 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:38,403 [sheep bleating] - Into the pen, go, go, go. 110 00:03:38,436 --> 00:03:40,073 - Bang, bang, bang. - Wow. 111 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,010 Bullet and Bang are so good. 112 00:03:42,044 --> 00:03:43,179 I'll never be that good. 113 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:44,916 - Oh, hon, it's okay. 114 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,419 You suck at lots of stuff. 115 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:49,158 Hey, I'm Chief. This is Honey. 116 00:03:49,191 --> 00:03:50,260 We'll be herding you today. 117 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:53,199 Even though it might seem like we're the boss of you, 118 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,603 we're all a team. 119 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:58,677 Clear ears, full tummies, can't lose! 120 00:03:58,744 --> 00:03:59,946 Say it with me! 121 00:04:00,013 --> 00:04:01,683 - We's is sheep. 122 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,219 - Sheeps is nice. 123 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,023 - I'm feelin' these guys. 124 00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:07,361 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:07,428 --> 00:04:10,902 - Okay, Max, go over there and blend in. 126 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:13,674 You can do this. 127 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:15,645 Duh! Oink! 128 00:04:15,711 --> 00:04:19,586 Must eat slop and roll in poop. Oink. 129 00:04:19,619 --> 00:04:21,422 - Is there somethin' wrong with you, boy? 130 00:04:21,456 --> 00:04:24,161 - No, I'm a pig, like you. 131 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:25,430 Oink! 132 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:26,767 - Why are you talkin' like that? 133 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,307 - Okay, you got me. I'm not really a pig, pig. 134 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:32,111 [whispers] I'm an actor. 135 00:04:32,177 --> 00:04:34,448 I'm here to do research for a movie. 136 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:39,058 [speaks slowly] Do you know what a movie is? 137 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:40,895 - Of course I know what a movie is. 138 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:41,864 Let me tell you something. 139 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,268 Pigs are intelligent creatures who do more than eat 140 00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:46,339 and lay around in their own feces, 141 00:04:46,405 --> 00:04:47,709 though we do love that. 142 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:49,211 If you can't see that, you ain't worth 143 00:04:49,278 --> 00:04:51,950 the plastic they use to make your SAAG card. 144 00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:53,587 - What? How do you know about 145 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:55,992 the Screen Animal Actor's Guild? 146 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:58,329 - Oh, I know a lot of things. 147 00:04:58,396 --> 00:05:00,300 Too bad you ain't open enough to learn 'em. 148 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,841 ♪ ♪ 149 00:05:03,908 --> 00:05:05,377 - Okay, teams, it's simple. 150 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,247 Your goal is to get all your sheep 151 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:08,984 into the pen before your competitors. 152 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:10,955 Ready. 153 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:12,391 Set. 154 00:05:12,457 --> 00:05:14,563 Herd! - Whoo-hoo! 155 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:17,401 You're right, this is fun. It's not so hard. 156 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:20,240 Yeah, except those sheep haven't moved at all. 157 00:05:20,273 --> 00:05:21,375 [laughs] - What? 158 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:22,444 Why aren't they following us? 159 00:05:22,545 --> 00:05:24,114 Oh, my God, we're failing! 160 00:05:24,181 --> 00:05:25,383 What do we do? What do we do? 161 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,120 - Follow me. Get behind them! 162 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:29,258 [both barking] 163 00:05:29,325 --> 00:05:30,995 Come on, guys. You can do it. 164 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,532 - Sheeps is soft. 165 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:35,838 - I bet! Okay, let's go now. [barks] 166 00:05:35,905 --> 00:05:37,007 ♪ ♪ 167 00:05:37,074 --> 00:05:39,746 - Yes! Move, soft sheep, move! 168 00:05:39,813 --> 00:05:42,484 [barking] 169 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:45,123 - Get the slow pokes! - On it! 170 00:05:45,156 --> 00:05:46,292 [barking] 171 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:48,162 Go, go! Bang, bang, bang. 172 00:05:48,229 --> 00:05:50,066 - [grunts] 173 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,335 - Oh, my God, we did it! 174 00:05:51,402 --> 00:05:53,039 - And we won? 175 00:05:53,106 --> 00:05:54,174 We won! Ahh! 176 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,811 And all because of you. 177 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:59,753 - No, because of us. We are a great team. 178 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:00,788 All of us. 179 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:02,825 - Sheeps is good. 180 00:06:02,892 --> 00:06:03,459 - Whoo! 181 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:04,963 - [laughs] Yeah! - Cheer! 182 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:05,998 - Way to go! - Wow! 183 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,769 - You did great. Whoo! 184 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,571 - [sighs] 185 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:11,008 This is how the game sucks you in, 186 00:06:11,075 --> 00:06:12,745 and before you know it-- 187 00:06:12,779 --> 00:06:13,981 - Baa. 188 00:06:15,217 --> 00:06:18,022 [eerie music] 189 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:19,225 - [sneezes] 190 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,630 - Elsas is gesundheit. 191 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:27,441 [upbeat music] 192 00:06:27,441 --> 00:06:29,078 - Nice herd yesterday. 193 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:30,413 - Flock yeah, it was. 194 00:06:30,447 --> 00:06:32,986 - Ah, there's nothin' like the thrill of the herd 195 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:34,355 or a sheep pun. 196 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,459 But there's a reason I don't race anymore. 197 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,296 - If it's too painful, you don't have to-- 198 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:39,699 - It happened on the finals track. 199 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,837 [brakes screeching] I was the favorite to win, 200 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:44,408 but my sheep weren't in peak condition, 201 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:46,647 and we started falling behind. 202 00:06:46,713 --> 00:06:49,051 I saw a shortcut that no one had tried. 203 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,922 [dramatic music] 204 00:06:50,955 --> 00:06:52,391 Follow me! 205 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:54,161 - Sheeps is too many. 206 00:06:54,194 --> 00:06:55,397 - Do it! 207 00:06:55,463 --> 00:07:00,040 ♪ ♪ 208 00:07:00,073 --> 00:07:03,881 [sheep bleating] 209 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:05,918 [explosion booms] 210 00:07:07,989 --> 00:07:08,724 [gasps] 211 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:10,393 - So they exploded? How did that-- 212 00:07:10,427 --> 00:07:11,495 - Just play the game. 213 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:14,134 Don't let the game play you. 214 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,072 - Okay. Coolio. 215 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:19,211 - Great job out there yesterday. 216 00:07:19,211 --> 00:07:21,282 Let's just do the same thing again. 217 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,419 - Or we can go bigger and better, 218 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:24,789 like "Mamma Mia! 2." 219 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:27,494 Last night, I realized that yesterday, 220 00:07:27,528 --> 00:07:28,831 we were moving in a cluster. 221 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:31,168 But if we move in a diamond shape, 222 00:07:31,202 --> 00:07:34,041 we'll be more aerodynamic. 223 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,711 There's no way we can't win. 224 00:07:35,745 --> 00:07:39,653 - Okay, but just remember that on our team, 225 00:07:39,719 --> 00:07:43,092 winning means doing your best and having fun. 226 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:45,631 I'm gonna go cardboard load before the race. 227 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,369 - Just to clarify, what winning actually means 228 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,673 is beating the other teams. 229 00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:53,379 - Sheeps is wins! - Yes! You're getting it. 230 00:07:53,446 --> 00:07:55,350 - Sheeps is sheeps. - I can't. 231 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:57,889 ♪ ♪ 232 00:07:57,922 --> 00:08:01,228 - So, uh, I just wanted to apologize for yesterday. 233 00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:02,832 I was using hurtful stereotypes 234 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,502 because I don't know the first thing 235 00:08:04,602 --> 00:08:06,372 about being a pig. [laughs] 236 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,544 But if you're willing to teach me, 237 00:08:08,577 --> 00:08:10,548 I am ready to learn. 238 00:08:10,581 --> 00:08:12,484 - You're already learning 239 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:15,090 because you just passed your first test. 240 00:08:15,123 --> 00:08:17,127 - I did? What was it? 241 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:18,797 - Wantin' it bad enough. 242 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,404 And, uh, I saw you eat a Cheeto from that pile of poop. 243 00:08:22,471 --> 00:08:24,676 - We don't have Cheetos at home. 244 00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:28,049 I mean, David doesn't eat anything without a face. 245 00:08:28,149 --> 00:08:29,385 - Now, let's get to work. 246 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:32,290 [Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger"] 247 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:34,028 - Oink. 248 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:35,865 - Don't say it. Oink it. 249 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:38,604 - Oink! 250 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:40,908 [all munching] 251 00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:47,922 ♪ ♪ 252 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:56,573 - Hm-hmm. - [laughs] 253 00:08:56,606 --> 00:08:59,011 - Your final lesson: 254 00:08:59,078 --> 00:09:01,516 baskin' in mud. 255 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,952 You can't call yourself a pig 256 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:06,158 unless you get pork chop deep in Brown Town. 257 00:09:06,258 --> 00:09:07,494 - Okay. 258 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:08,864 [mud bubbles] You know what? 259 00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:11,135 Actually, I think I threw my back out 260 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,404 doing some of those oinks, 261 00:09:12,471 --> 00:09:14,909 so let's just pick this up tomorrow, okay? 262 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:16,580 - [sighs] 263 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:19,351 All that montage, and nothin'. 264 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,222 [dramatic music] 265 00:09:21,288 --> 00:09:22,725 - As we head into the last lap, 266 00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:23,994 looks like Chief and Honey's team 267 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:26,499 might have a shot at making it into the top two. 268 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,169 [hooves pounding] 269 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:29,371 - Move it, sheep! 270 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,177 This is a race, not a feminist art crawl. 271 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,580 - Sheeps is tired. 272 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,885 - I don't care. I'm winning this. 273 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:39,158 - Honey, ease up. They herd you. 274 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:41,362 [laughs] No, but seriously, 275 00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:42,330 you're freaking them out. 276 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,001 [barking] 277 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:44,869 [both grunting] 278 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:46,740 - Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about. 279 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:51,081 - They did it! Honey and Chief are seeded second. 280 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:51,883 - Yes! 281 00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:54,121 - There's only one team left to race, 282 00:09:54,188 --> 00:09:55,256 Bullet and Bang. 283 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,060 - Bullet and Bang are the best herders here. 284 00:09:57,127 --> 00:10:00,133 They'll get first place, and we'll get bumped off the board. 285 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:00,935 We have to do something. 286 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,538 - Honey, we did our best. 287 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:04,876 I'll cherish the memory always. 288 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:08,216 Now, let's see if we can get to the bottom of that treat sitch. 289 00:10:08,249 --> 00:10:10,588 - I'll, um, catch up with you. 290 00:10:10,654 --> 00:10:12,457 [laughs evilly] 291 00:10:12,491 --> 00:10:14,161 - What? - Nothing. 292 00:10:14,228 --> 00:10:15,230 [laughs evilly] 293 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,365 - Did you say-- - Nope. 294 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,236 Ha ha. 295 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,572 - [sighs] 296 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:20,808 - We ain't done. 297 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,410 Quit poutin', and get up, now. 298 00:10:22,444 --> 00:10:23,881 - I can't do it. 299 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,185 I can't get in that mud! 300 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:27,522 - Yes, you can. 301 00:10:27,555 --> 00:10:29,291 - You don't understand. 302 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,728 I'm a celebrity. 303 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,865 But if I set one hoof in that mud, 304 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,504 I'll just be seen as a pig, pig. 305 00:10:35,571 --> 00:10:37,575 I will be sacrificing everything 306 00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:40,514 that I've worked so hard to feel entitled to. 307 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,350 So just leave me alone. [sobbing] 308 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,421 - I can't do that. - Why? 309 00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:46,593 Why do you even want to help me? 310 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,732 Because I was you. 311 00:10:51,703 --> 00:10:53,139 [mysterious music] 312 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,576 - Oh, my God. 313 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,445 You're Ennis Wintour? 314 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:57,615 - Yes. 315 00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:59,652 For years, I lived a high life-- 316 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:01,590 fashion shows, photo shoots. 317 00:11:01,656 --> 00:11:03,627 I was the only pig ever to attend 318 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:04,629 the Met Gala. [photographers clamoring] 319 00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:05,731 - Ennis, give me a half smile! 320 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,067 Who are you wearing and why? 321 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,639 - But in all those glamourous situations, 322 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:12,110 somethin' didn't feel quite right. 323 00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:14,214 Then on one fateful New Year's Eve 324 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:17,287 I spent upstate at Robert Downey Jr.'s cabin, 325 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,891 I finally understood why. 326 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:21,763 I was lonely. 327 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,704 And that's when I stopped hiding from the truth 328 00:11:25,804 --> 00:11:28,744 and accepted what I've always known deep down. 329 00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:31,550 I'm a pig. A pig, pig. 330 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,752 That's why I came here. 331 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,254 It wasn't easy at first, 332 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:36,826 but these pigs helped me accept myself. 333 00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:41,202 It was a gift, and I wanna share that gift with you, Max. 334 00:11:42,972 --> 00:11:46,078 - Uh, what does this story have to do with me? 335 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,715 - Well, deep down, 336 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,986 I think you're a pig, pig, too. 337 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,690 You're just not ready to admit it. 338 00:11:51,723 --> 00:11:52,792 - You're wrong! 339 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,862 I'll never want to live out here. 340 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:57,635 And my reiki healer doesn't do cars. 341 00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:59,606 - You don't have to live in the country. 342 00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:01,108 You can be your true self anywhere. 343 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:03,780 Except on Fallon. That guy's exhausting. 344 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,989 - No, I'm not like you, and I never will be! 345 00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:09,626 - [sighs] 346 00:12:09,692 --> 00:12:12,464 All those flashbacks and nothin'. 347 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:15,203 Ennis, when are you gonna learn? 348 00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:16,171 [upbeat music] 349 00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:17,775 - Continuing with the time trials, 350 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:19,444 Bullet and Bang are up next. 351 00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:22,350 - [snoring] 352 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,089 - [grunts] 353 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:29,966 - Sheeps is you? 354 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,370 - Uh, yeah. I sure is sheeps. 355 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,406 Baa. 356 00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:35,611 - Ready. Set. Go! 357 00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:36,680 [exciting music] 358 00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,517 - Ruff! Go left. 359 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,519 ♪ ♪ 360 00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:40,888 [ticking] 361 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,294 - Ooh! Berries! Follow me! 362 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,798 Yum, yum! 363 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,169 - No, no! Get out of the berries 364 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,404 and back on track. 365 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,874 - Berries is yums. 366 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,545 - No! - Bullet and Bang 367 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,348 have lost control of their herd, 368 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,285 and they are disqualified. 369 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,124 - [licking] 370 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:02,130 - Tomorrow's finals will be a face-off 371 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:04,936 between Channing and Tatum and Chief and Honey. 372 00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:06,539 Let's hit the sprinklers, everybody. 373 00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:07,975 [all cheering] 374 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,814 - I did it! I mean, we did it! 375 00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:14,187 - Honey, did you do something to those sheep? 376 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,390 - What? No. 377 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,160 Did I do something? 378 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:20,567 That hurts, Chief. That really hurts. 379 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,003 - Berry juice? 380 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,474 [gasps] You did cheat! 381 00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:26,746 And you ate berries without me! 382 00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:28,750 I thought we were a team. 383 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,053 - We are a team, Chief. 384 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,758 And thanks to me, we're a winning team. 385 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,862 - Well, if this is how you play, we're not. 386 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,900 I inade-quit. - Fine. 387 00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,706 Go. I can win without you or anyone. 388 00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,841 You hear me? 389 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,310 Honeys is winners! 390 00:13:42,377 --> 00:13:45,316 [ominous music] 391 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,087 ♪ ♪ 392 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:53,132 [earnest music] 393 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,671 - Max? You know, I heard a Hollywood D-bag 394 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,610 was with the pigs and just assumed it was Scooter Braun. 395 00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:00,848 - Please. I wish a Hollywood D-bag 396 00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:03,085 was all I was. - I understand. 397 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,223 Being here has made me relive the mo-- 398 00:14:05,289 --> 00:14:07,460 - Can I finish, please? Can I finish? 399 00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:09,031 Thank you. God. 400 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:12,270 I came here to research a role, but the only thing I've learned 401 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:16,245 is that everything I knew about myself was wrong! 402 00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:18,650 And it's all because of Ennis. 403 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,554 - Ennis? - A pig who lives here. 404 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,190 Keep up. When I'm with him, 405 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:25,263 I feel more like myself than I ever have. 406 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:28,904 And who I am is-- pause for dramatic effect-- 407 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:31,843 a pig, pig! - Wow. 408 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,680 Have you told anyone else? 409 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,383 - No. - Yes! 410 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:36,753 - I'm scared, Elsa. 411 00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,924 What'll happen when everyone finds out? 412 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:41,796 Will they still love, respect and fear me? 413 00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:43,299 Will I still be me? 414 00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:47,508 - Max, accepting who you are makes you more yourself. 415 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,810 Don't fight it. 416 00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:50,514 - Oh, God. You're right. 417 00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:51,883 You're right! 418 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,655 - Since you've stood emotionally naked before me, 419 00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,358 I finally feel safe to-- 420 00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:57,360 oh, you're gone. 421 00:14:57,393 --> 00:15:00,366 [dramatic music] 422 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,903 ♪ ♪ 423 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,172 - All right, dummies, listen up. 424 00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:05,677 I could trade you all for a pack of cigarettes, 425 00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:06,980 so you better step up. 426 00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:08,884 No mistakes today. Got it? 427 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,888 [animals cheering] 428 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,758 Chief? I thought you quit. 429 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,261 - Channing and Tatum went out last night 430 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,365 and ate a little too much fermented hay. 431 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:19,572 They're sleeping it off. So I decided to step in 432 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,941 and teach you a lesson. 433 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:22,845 - Good. Someone's gotta lose. 434 00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:24,582 - You've already lost 435 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,851 your perspective 436 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:27,721 on what's important. 437 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,759 My sheep and I are gonna win, 438 00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:31,729 and we're gonna have fun doing it. 439 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:33,900 And if that shatters your worldview 440 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,971 and leaves you questioning every choice 441 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,675 you've ever made in your life, 442 00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:39,612 that'll be fun, too. 443 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,148 Ha ha! 444 00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:42,283 - All right. I'm a little aroused. 445 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,956 But not enough to not kick your ass. 446 00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,701 [dramatic music] 447 00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:51,769 ♪ ♪ 448 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:53,439 - Ready. 449 00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:54,876 Set. 450 00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:56,880 Herd! - Move it, wool sacks! 451 00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:58,617 - I believe in you! - [barking] 452 00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:01,455 - And I love you! 453 00:16:01,488 --> 00:16:02,791 - Sheeps is scared. 454 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,427 - Shut up and climb! 455 00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:06,633 - Ohh! 456 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,935 - [grunts] 457 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,339 - [bleats, grunts] 458 00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:11,475 - [barking] 459 00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:14,447 ♪ ♪ 460 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,451 Hold, hold. 461 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,389 Go! 462 00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:19,625 [slices] 463 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:22,463 ♪ ♪ 464 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:24,569 [barking] 465 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:25,604 [growling] 466 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:29,010 ♪ ♪ 467 00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:31,014 Don't be scared. It's not mint jelly. 468 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,852 Get in there and climb! 469 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:36,291 ♪ ♪ 470 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:37,795 Yes! 471 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:39,866 ♪ ♪ 472 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,669 - And, slide! 473 00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,740 Whee! all: Whee! 474 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:44,976 - Yeah! 475 00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:49,351 - Damn it! [barks] 476 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,321 You idiots better get ahead of those sheep, 477 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,693 or I'm having mutton chops for dinner! 478 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,396 Go! 479 00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:56,164 ♪ ♪ 480 00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:57,735 - Careful, sheepies, careful! 481 00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,507 - Sorry, Mom! - Sheeps is birds! 482 00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:01,976 - No, no, no! 483 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,281 ♪ ♪ 484 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,784 [sheep bleating] - It's okay, sheeps. 485 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,521 I got ya. 486 00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:09,559 - Sheeps is sorries. 487 00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:14,200 ♪ ♪ 488 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,873 - Don't let the game play you. 489 00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:19,512 - We are a great team. I believe in you. 490 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,849 - And when are we gonna get back to my thing? 491 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,085 Stop! 492 00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:25,356 [brakes screeching] 493 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:29,999 [light music] 494 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:32,571 - Ennis, come here! 495 00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,907 - Max? Where are you? 496 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,343 - Look down. 497 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,315 [Sixpence None the Richer's "Kiss Me"] 498 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,121 - You did it! You got in the mud. 499 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,459 - Yes, and I couldn't have done it without you. 500 00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:46,298 You're the first animal who really saw me, 501 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,972 that helped me see myself, and you know what? 502 00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:51,843 I like me. 503 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:52,878 And I like you. 504 00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:54,749 - I like you too, Max. 505 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,385 - You changed my life, Ennis. 506 00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:59,859 I don't know how I'll ever repay you. 507 00:17:59,859 --> 00:18:01,663 - You already have. 508 00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:03,733 - Aw. [laughs] - Mm. 509 00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:08,442 [wind rustling] 510 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:11,516 - Why'd you stop? You were about to win. 511 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:12,317 - You were right. 512 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,154 I was so obsessed with being the best, 513 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,427 I missed my chance to have fun with you. 514 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,663 I'm sorry. 515 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,499 - Aww, come here, 516 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,773 you loveable psycho. [laughs] 517 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,577 - You done good, kid. 518 00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:27,380 - Sheeps is lost! 519 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,885 - Oh, no, they're headed towards the highway! 520 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:31,021 [dramatic music] 521 00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:33,158 - Here, sheepie, sheepie, sheepie! 522 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,429 - Stop, sheep! Come back! 523 00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:37,768 They're too many, and they're too spread out, 524 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:38,903 and they're too dumb. 525 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,272 What are we gonna do? 526 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:43,412 - There's no dog alive who can herd all these sheep! 527 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,849 - Elsa! 528 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:46,786 - Elsas is helps. 529 00:18:46,853 --> 00:18:48,222 - No, I can't. 530 00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:51,461 - Elsas has rare opportunity for redemptions. 531 00:18:51,495 --> 00:18:53,800 - You're right. And I need to accept 532 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,071 that who I am is a herder. 533 00:18:56,138 --> 00:18:57,875 I don't care how many sheep blow up. 534 00:18:57,975 --> 00:19:00,747 ♪ ♪ 535 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:03,185 Sheeps is stop! 536 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:06,158 Sheeps is assemble. 537 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:07,661 Sheeps is turn. 538 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:11,168 Honeys is front, Chiefs is perimeter! 539 00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,938 - What? - Honey, figure it out. 540 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,508 It's not rocket science. 541 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,815 ♪ ♪ 542 00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,719 - Sheeps is too many. 543 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:20,821 - Do it! 544 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:21,823 [bleating] 545 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,127 [explosion booms] 546 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:26,031 Not this time. 547 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,935 Sheeps is single files! 548 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:35,316 ♪ ♪ 549 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:43,132 Yes! 550 00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,269 - Wow, Elsa. You really are good. 551 00:19:45,302 --> 00:19:47,741 - What's important is that the sheep are safe. 552 00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:51,081 And you just admitted that I was better than you. 553 00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:54,087 - Elsas is closure. 554 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,126 [angelic music] 555 00:19:57,193 --> 00:20:00,834 - [sighs] Finally, the silence of the sheeps. 556 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,344 - I will never forget you, Ennis. 557 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:08,783 - We'll see each other again. 558 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,756 [somber guitar music] 559 00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:16,666 ♪ ♪ 560 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:20,841 - Well, I had an epiphany, and it might shock you. 561 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,043 [inhales] 562 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,646 I'm a pig. 563 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:24,682 A pig, pig. 564 00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:27,286 - It's also important to note that he told me first. 565 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,224 - How long have you known? 566 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,194 - Well, on some level, I always knew, 567 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:34,067 but it wasn't until I met someone special 568 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:36,138 that I could admit it to myself. 569 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,108 - Well, that's wonderful, Max. 570 00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:39,512 We love you, and we're proud of you. 571 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,181 - Okay, that's enough mushy stuff. 572 00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:43,553 - And, uh-- and can I ask who this is? 573 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,489 - Oh, yes, we have a new member in our group. 574 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,761 Would you like to introduce yourself? 575 00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:49,632 - Sheeps is sex addicts. 576 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,435 - Well, hello. 577 00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:55,811 [horns honking] 578 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:56,679 - Why do I have to pretend 579 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,015 to be your sexy underaged girlfriend? 580 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,384 I mean, you're a pig, pig. 581 00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:01,121 Own it. - Okay, listen, 582 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:03,225 Hollywood likes to think it's so woke, 583 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,062 but it's still very old fashioned. 584 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,666 This is my first big movie premiere, 585 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,540 and I don't wanna give anyone a reason to pig-geon hole me. 586 00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:12,176 Now, look alive! We're here. [camera shutters clicking] 587 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,149 [electronic music] 588 00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:17,554 ♪ ♪ 589 00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:20,059 What? How did-- What's happening? 590 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,829 [sentimental music] 591 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,733 Aw, screw it! 592 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,772 [kissing] 593 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:30,981 Oink! 594 00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,383 [snorts] 595 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,057 - Bento. [cheering] 596 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,028 - That's nice, Jen and Gabby.