1 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:05,542 Once upon a time 2 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:08,792 probably in 1919A.D. 3 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:12,334 When the Ice Age just ended 4 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:15,459 The World War was on the verge 5 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:20,542 On the southeast coast of Hainan Island 6 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:26,042 Area at exit A of the West Suez Canal near Scotland Yard 7 00:01:26,251 --> 00:01:29,292 People suffered from inflation and plague 8 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:32,584 They could barely survive 9 00:01:32,584 --> 00:01:35,876 Like the old saying: Doctors are like your parents 10 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:38,834 One should offer free medical help 11 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:42,001 Be loyal to the nation, offer one good deed a day 12 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:44,417 Be determined to save the world 13 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:47,459 Surprisingly in this small fishing village 14 00:01:47,459 --> 00:01:49,584 There were full of hidden heros 15 00:01:49,584 --> 00:01:51,417 Once in a hundred years 16 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:55,417 There would be five great elders... 17 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:57,167 with amazing talent... 18 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,709 very flexible body... 19 00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:03,126 and hair to their belly 20 00:02:03,126 --> 00:02:04,834 Natural beauty 21 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:08,292 Still growing up in their sixties 22 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:09,959 No offense, but 23 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:13,209 Really we are not scaring you 24 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:17,917 Let's make it short. Although honesty prevails 25 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:22,667 We should do the right thing, even if they're forbidden... 26 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:26,376 before it's too late 27 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,126 Because of this 28 00:02:28,126 --> 00:02:31,501 My grand grand father, Master Yuen... 29 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:35,167 who invented the nursing home... 30 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:43,292 was honored MBE CEO MVP... 31 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:46,959 and gave the elders some jewelry... 32 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,376 so they could retire in peace 33 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:11,209 "Rainy Cloud Founder Rainy Cloud Hung" 34 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:14,417 "Rainy Cloud's staff A Fong Si Chun" 35 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:15,959 I have a conspiracy 36 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:18,001 "Rainy Cloud's staff B Tai Ling Lok" 37 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:26,584 The world is full of conspiracies 38 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:28,376 What are you up to, boss? 39 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,584 I want to end this 40 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:34,251 Don't die so young, boss 41 00:03:34,376 --> 00:03:35,042 Dominate 42 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,167 I want to dominate... 43 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,251 the whole market of nursing home 44 00:03:39,251 --> 00:03:42,001 There is just one nursing home in this area 45 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:44,292 Why take it so long? 46 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:47,667 Chun, help me to finish it 47 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:51,334 Hey, you guys don't move 48 00:03:52,626 --> 00:03:54,417 But boss, is it illegal? 49 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,626 I won't do anything illegal... 50 00:03:57,917 --> 00:03:59,084 but you will 51 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,042 You will be promoted when it's done 52 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:07,709 Okay? 53 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:09,959 Yes thank you boss, thank you boss 54 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,334 You're welcome 55 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,709 Boss, where should I sit? 56 00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:15,417 You can sit in the toilet bowl 57 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:20,542 "On Hei Nursing Home" 58 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,251 Oh 59 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:23,501 How come there's so much work to do? 60 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:25,834 I'm so busy 61 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,834 The international Hua Tuo Association... 62 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:30,917 asked me to develop a new Chinese medicine 63 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:34,042 Urology in Columbia... 64 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,126 invite me to give a speech 65 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:39,209 And there's a huge project underway... 66 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:43,751 on how to replace human organs with Chinese sausages 67 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:45,292 Ching Ching 68 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,209 What? 69 00:04:46,876 --> 00:04:49,792 Which sausages do you prefer, liver or pork? 70 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,126 Liver sausage 71 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,001 Liver sausage 72 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:58,917 This device is too old, I can see nothing 73 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:02,251 Why so blurry? 74 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:06,501 The ants clearly painted its nails, why can't I see it? 75 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:07,376 Ching Ching 76 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:08,792 What's the matter? 77 00:05:09,001 --> 00:05:10,959 Buy some Hubble Space telescopes 78 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,542 Do you realize... 79 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:16,209 one ant, one Hubble 80 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,834 Like our nursing home 81 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,542 one elderly, one nurse 82 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:22,209 five elders, five nurses 83 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,042 How considerate 84 00:05:24,042 --> 00:05:28,292 I, myself, can take care of at least five elders 85 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:31,626 No, one on one, understand? 86 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,126 One to five 87 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:34,459 No 88 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,917 - Yes - No 89 00:05:36,626 --> 00:05:37,584 Sure 90 00:05:40,459 --> 00:05:41,709 I'll put on some notice 91 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,126 Go! Go! Go! 92 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:45,792 "Recruit" 93 00:05:46,376 --> 00:05:48,751 This nursing home is like a haunted house 94 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,417 Doesn't match my style at all 95 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:53,292 Oh Rainy Cloud Group is hiring? 96 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:55,001 I'll be there in a bit 97 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:03,001 Wow $1500 a month, nice 98 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:06,376 Food and housing subsisdies included, I want to do this 99 00:06:06,376 --> 00:06:08,292 Everything inclusive, let's do this 100 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:09,959 Let's do this 101 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,709 Hey, you guys want the job? 102 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,251 Yes 103 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,251 It's her 104 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,667 Any job experience? 105 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,459 A lot 106 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,001 Are you sincere? 107 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:21,876 Yes sure 108 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:24,667 I'll take you guys to the Chief then 109 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:25,834 Thanks 110 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:27,792 She's perfect 111 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:29,542 Get things done first, okay? 112 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:47,501 Hello 113 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:49,959 I know, follow me 114 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:50,959 Help her to get the plate 115 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:51,667 No need 116 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,209 - Are you dumb - No, 117 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:53,876 I haven't been in love for long 118 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:54,959 Give me a reason to live, okay? 119 00:06:55,959 --> 00:07:00,084 Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes 120 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:01,792 One missing 121 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:06,667 Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes, Ching Ching 122 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,167 - Chief - That's right 123 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:09,584 They are the applicants 124 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:10,876 - Oh, the applicants - Hello, Chief, 125 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:11,834 I'm Chun 126 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:12,959 I'm Lok 127 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,584 - Nice, looking good - Not too bad 128 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:17,209 Let me check your health first 129 00:07:20,459 --> 00:07:22,834 Healthy body but unhealthy heart 130 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,292 Watch out for a heart surgery 131 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:25,376 And you 132 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,709 Healthy heart but not a kind one 133 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:32,667 No worries, we can fix it 134 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:35,626 Let me check their IQ as well 135 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,959 Let me ask you: Do you know... 136 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,376 the answer to 1+1? 137 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:42,292 2 138 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:44,501 Idiot, you have one more chance 139 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:47,626 1+1... it's 11 140 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,709 11, so stupid 141 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:50,709 How come you don't know? 142 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:54,042 I asked did you know the answer to 1+1 143 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,959 It's easy! Just answer "Yes" or "No" 144 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,376 Dumber than pig 145 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:58,834 Your turn, 1+1 equals to? 146 00:07:58,834 --> 00:07:59,792 Yes 147 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:01,709 - He's stupid - Yes 148 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:04,042 1+1 equals to 2, stupid 149 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,834 They are so dumb, let's take them 150 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:07,459 Thanks Chief, thanks Chief 151 00:08:07,459 --> 00:08:08,876 I will teach you guys 152 00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:10,876 Don't forget your meds, Chief 153 00:08:10,876 --> 00:08:11,876 Okay 154 00:08:11,876 --> 00:08:13,751 Let me show them around 155 00:08:13,751 --> 00:08:14,876 - Okay - Follow me 156 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,209 - Bye, Chief - Bye 157 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:20,542 When should I take the meds? 158 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,584 As you like 159 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,334 What's my disease by the way? 160 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:25,959 Think about it yourself 161 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:26,917 Wow 162 00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:29,251 These are for ovulation 163 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,084 Everyday at 9am, they get up, get washed... 164 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,251 and have breakfast 165 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,792 Then they have bowel movement at 11am 166 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,792 Have lunch at 12pm 167 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:40,334 Then workout 168 00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:42,459 Playing card game is their workout 169 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:43,876 Since they need much time to think 170 00:08:43,876 --> 00:08:45,834 They usually finish the game at 7pm 171 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:48,292 Then it's the debate session with the Chief 172 00:08:48,459 --> 00:08:49,792 Today's topic is... 173 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:52,959 How to hedge borscht against cream soup 174 00:08:53,126 --> 00:08:55,834 At 10pm, they are about to sleep 175 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:59,501 Before that, you must read them poems 176 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:01,709 Read all 300 poems 177 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,001 Then they'll fall asleep... 178 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,959 Till the next day morning 179 00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:08,792 Ching Ching, what time do you get off work? 180 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:09,459 11pm 181 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:11,209 That's late, I guess I need to walk you home 182 00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:12,209 No need 183 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:13,542 Sexy 184 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,167 Uncle Dragon 185 00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:24,959 This is Uncle Dragon 186 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:27,292 He is muted, so he can keep secrets 187 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:28,126 I understand 188 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:29,792 You know sign language? 189 00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:31,917 No, I understand what you just said 190 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:35,209 Ching Ching, what's that on his head? 191 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:36,209 Oh, those are... 192 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:38,542 his hair 193 00:09:38,751 --> 00:09:40,751 So cocky, I'll find someone to beat her up 194 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,251 Pick me, I want to 195 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:44,334 Really, there's no need to find someone else 196 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:49,126 We use this ladder to go up and down 197 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:50,584 Don't get too fat 198 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,126 Okay 199 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:56,459 This is Uncle Leung 200 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,542 Hey, do you think he is... 201 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,709 No, he's fine, it's too early for that 202 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:11,876 It's okay 203 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:14,959 It's okay 204 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:19,417 Uncle Leung, I told you not to cough 205 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,167 Okay, give me your hand 206 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:24,917 Go wash it 207 00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:38,042 This is Jane 208 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:39,751 Hi, Granny Jane 209 00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:43,626 Call me Jane 210 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:44,834 Hi Jane 211 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:48,042 I'm the kind and normal Lok 212 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,042 I'm Chun 213 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,251 Ching Ching, you keep dogs here? 214 00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:01,251 Who are you talking about 215 00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:04,251 Uncle Ben Chow, it's okay 216 00:11:04,251 --> 00:11:07,376 Okay, this is Chow Tai Bun 217 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,042 His English name is Ben Chow 218 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,376 Uncle Ben Chow, they are new 219 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,834 What are these people, Jane? 220 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,251 I'm Ching Ching 221 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,792 Just a name, Jane 222 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,042 Nice to meet you, Uncle Ben Chow 223 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:21,042 Oh, I prefer just the first name 224 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,251 Call me Ben 225 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,209 Sure, Uncle Ben Chow 226 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,209 This room belongs to Uncle Crab, don't get in 227 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:39,001 May I know in this centre, how many old fools... 228 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,542 I mean old people are here? 229 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,792 Four, five, six 230 00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:43,834 So it's four, five or six? 231 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:46,251 If Uncle Crab is mad, he's like a few 232 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:51,501 He was once the greatest Chinese detective before he lost his mind 233 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,876 since he couldn't caught "The Golden Pig Theft" 234 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,751 Uncle Crab 235 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,376 Uncle Crab, looking good 236 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:12,667 Uncle Crab, he's everywhere like a shadow 237 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:15,501 He always goes hiking, no one could handle him 238 00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:16,751 Hiking by wheelchair? 239 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,501 Yes, hiking by wheelchair 240 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:20,584 You should get him a GPS 241 00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,584 Yes, we did 242 00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:26,042 I'll get this girl 243 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:29,751 I'll get this nursing home too 244 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:33,917 I'm off now, remember to lock the door 245 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:37,542 This neighborhood isn't safe, especially for the elders 246 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,376 Someone wants to take down this place 247 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,834 No worries, we will take care of it 248 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,417 Ching Ching, Let me give you a ride 249 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,709 No, just give me the bike 250 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:48,792 Sure, why not? 251 00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:50,626 Cool down the seat 252 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:51,542 Okay 253 00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:57,959 Bye, Ching Ching 254 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:37,584 Chun? 255 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,042 What's up, Chun? 256 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:40,709 I'm still outside, bro 257 00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:44,501 Lock them up, freeze them 258 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,417 Freeze them to death 259 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,126 Do you need some help? 260 00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:06,292 It's done 261 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,042 Morning 262 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,542 What are you guys doing? 263 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,792 Oh yes, what are you doing? 264 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,042 Fixing things 265 00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:20,584 My stool just blocked the toilet 266 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:21,917 Go fix it 267 00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:26,292 My air-con has issue, make it cooler 268 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,542 There is a lot of mosquitos in my room 269 00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:34,834 How come? 270 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,584 Back to sleep 271 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,459 Where's the key? 272 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,292 Inside the room 273 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:21,376 Need any help? 274 00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:22,292 Oh yes, thanks 275 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,584 No, I can't leave 276 00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:24,292 Why? 277 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:25,751 I'm standing here, how can I leave 278 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,209 You are right, I'm sorry 279 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:31,876 Everybody gets some congee 280 00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:33,417 Ching Ching 281 00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:36,917 Why are you so ghostly? You have nothing to do? 282 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,751 I'm standing here, of course I have nothing to do 283 00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:40,876 - No - Come on 284 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,876 Okay, distribute some congee to everyone, be careful 285 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,417 I'm standing here watching you 286 00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:48,126 Jane 287 00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,417 Hello Mr. Chow 288 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,792 Come on, have some 289 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,126 Hey, get me some fish fin 290 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,626 I ate it last night 291 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,834 Where's the remaining abalones? 292 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,251 I fed the dogs with those 293 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,126 Wow, you guys are so rich 294 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,209 Yes 295 00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,459 Hello 296 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:07,709 Hello 297 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,501 What're you looking at? 298 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,876 Ouch 299 00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:18,042 I definitely hurt myself during cooking 300 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,501 Oh, I see 301 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:25,209 - Yes - Water is needed to plant this 302 00:16:25,209 --> 00:16:26,209 Really? 303 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:29,417 - Do it - Soup and congee 304 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,626 Do it yourself 305 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,334 What congee? 306 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:37,251 Ouch, I definitely hurt myself during cooking 307 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,959 No, this is moss 308 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,167 You need to plant it in water 309 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:44,251 Really? 310 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,251 Let me help you, Jane 311 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,334 I can help myself 312 00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:51,709 Thank you 313 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,001 Hey, these old fools are hard to deal with 314 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:02,751 But they look so happy 315 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:06,126 Don't worry, wait until they're asleep tonight 316 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,584 We'll figure out something 317 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,876 This guy is so suspicious 318 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,042 Wow 319 00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:26,209 This one is even worse 320 00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:30,001 What can we find here? 321 00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:36,126 What? 322 00:17:36,584 --> 00:17:37,626 Cured duck 323 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,626 Turn right, 324 00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:40,917 turn right 325 00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:42,376 What's that? 326 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,251 Don't bother, just turn right when someone told you to 327 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:45,417 There must be reasons, just do it 328 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,209 Let's go 329 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,876 So hungry, feed me, feed me 330 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,626 Ready to die in salt, you old fools 331 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,042 You are lucky 332 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,792 Tai Chi, there is one page about boxing 333 00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:22,876 Four words: Power from the spine 334 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,792 You better start learning when you're young 335 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,626 It's not that easy 336 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:30,292 The spine needs to be flexible like rubber bands 337 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,709 More flexible than fingers 338 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:35,626 For speed, it's like how the brain controls your mouth 339 00:18:35,626 --> 00:18:36,834 Even faster 340 00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:39,584 My master was the best in the world 341 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,459 He was 99 by that time 342 00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:45,542 I'll be better than him, live over 100 years 343 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,376 Your height is 100cm 344 00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:54,501 As if we are really nursing here, damn 345 00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,376 Your're full, right? Bearded man 346 00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:02,667 Go on 347 00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:06,876 Bearded boy 348 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:19,167 Chief 349 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,042 Not many things 350 00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:23,959 Help me get these 351 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:29,126 This is made from the volcanic ash from Yanuatu, Philippines 352 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,292 Anti-earthquake anti-breast cancer pillow 353 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,501 Look how healthy we are 354 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,417 Not for you, look how tiny they are 355 00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,042 I mean the probabilities 356 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,751 This is invented by some Vietnamese Chinese 357 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:42,751 Twin-turbo negative energy dechlorination 358 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:45,001 Hydrogen peroxide shower head 359 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,042 - What's that for? - Watering the plant 360 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834 Look, it's like a flower 361 00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:54,126 This is made for the African cannibals 362 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,376 Anti-Alzheimer's conditioner 363 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,251 Funny it's blue 364 00:19:58,251 --> 00:19:59,751 Good for drainage cleansing too 365 00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,917 Look at Chief's hair, so silky 366 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,001 That's right 367 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,542 Look at this 368 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:10,251 Made from the mammoth skeleton in Changbai Mountain 369 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,251 - What? - Water pipe 370 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:14,084 - It never gets dirty - Correct 371 00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:17,292 So you'll take them both to clean the sewage pipe 372 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:18,834 Plug this pipe in 373 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,584 Suck out the stool, pass it through the sewer 374 00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:23,626 down to the Nile 375 00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:28,001 Then from Suez Canal, take some clean water back to flush the toilet 376 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,334 - Okay? - I know how to do it 377 00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:31,959 But I'll let you guys try today 378 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,459 Oh no worries 379 00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:35,001 He loves drainage cleansing 380 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,292 Yes, I'm good at this 381 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,042 Over there, that box there, this box here 382 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:49,667 Chief, please don't be shopaholic, we have no money 383 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,292 No money? Impossible, money is all we have 384 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,334 No, we don't 385 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,709 No no no money 386 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:58,584 if we have no money, can we pay your salary 387 00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:00,251 2 years later? 388 00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,959 Easy Chief, no money's not a big deal 389 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,876 Let's go earn some money 390 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,126 I have a friend who is making a film now 391 00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:08,792 We can take all the elders to be actors 392 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,001 Film shooting? Cool 393 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,334 - Will they make DVD? - That's the only thing they do 394 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:16,376 Wow, let me buy a DVD player in town 395 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,376 Hey, I wanna ask... 396 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:21,459 Will we meet any movie stars during shooting? 397 00:21:21,459 --> 00:21:23,751 Of course, you want in? 398 00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:25,209 Yes, maybe 399 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,459 But you know, there're some unspoken rules in this industry 400 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,001 - What? - I'll show you 401 00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:31,709 Wow, so strong 402 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:32,709 Let go 403 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:38,042 Believe me, there're really some unspoken rules 404 00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:41,292 Hey 405 00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,834 Breaking News Daily? 406 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,001 Director Yam 407 00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,542 Don't call me that 408 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,167 But you are Director Yam 409 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,626 How dare you, you are out of your mind 410 00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:03,542 What's the matter? 411 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:06,126 That $568,000 bathtub has arrived, where should I put it? 412 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,209 Put it aside, don't disturb me, I'm playing mahjong 413 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,751 Go go go 414 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,209 Is he new? 415 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:12,834 Is it his first day at work? 416 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,876 Stop bothering her with trival matters 417 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:15,876 These rubbish films 418 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,542 You can easily finish ten each year 419 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:18,376 Easy, isn't it? 420 00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,334 Is it your first time to shoot zombie film? 421 00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:22,209 I did some zombie films before 422 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:25,417 But it's my first time for Zombie Bathrobe 423 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,417 Director Yam, what do I need to do later? 424 00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:28,542 Later on the set 425 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:32,209 There will be some zombies chasing that hot girl 426 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:34,292 When should I go to save her? 427 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:35,417 You don't have to 428 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:38,876 You are here to play mahjong with me only 429 00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:42,167 Hi, Breaking News Daily, where're you now? 430 00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:46,042 Yes, there are people abusing the elders 431 00:22:46,459 --> 00:22:49,292 That On Hei Nursing Home asked the elders to be extras 432 00:22:49,292 --> 00:22:51,834 to make money, it's inhuman 433 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:53,834 Don't move 434 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:55,292 It' all flesh and blood 435 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,376 Come on, they will start soon 436 00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,501 Hey, why haven't you change your clothes? 437 00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:04,751 Are we shooting Star Trek? 438 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,251 We are shooting zombies! 439 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:09,084 No, I brought the elders to play the zombie role 440 00:23:09,084 --> 00:23:10,501 And me 441 00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:12,542 Ask them to be lively later 442 00:23:12,542 --> 00:23:14,501 They are zombie, not dead bodies 443 00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:15,751 No worries, sure they will move 444 00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:17,542 I'll tickle them if they don't 445 00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:18,417 I didn't say that 446 00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:20,251 Let me show you, bite him 447 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,209 Ms. Ball Ball is ready 448 00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:23,709 It's for real this time, get ready guys 449 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:25,792 Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 1 450 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,626 And... Action 451 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,334 Go 452 00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:48,334 Wow 453 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:49,751 Wow 454 00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:51,292 - Wow - Cut 455 00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:53,792 Who blocked the camera? 456 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:54,959 So big 457 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:58,459 What so big, old man? 458 00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:02,042 Jane, you are so healthy 459 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:03,251 Really big 460 00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:05,459 You can even see the blood vessels 461 00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:09,376 - Hey - What's your problem? 462 00:24:09,876 --> 00:24:12,417 How can we continue? 463 00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:15,834 Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 2 464 00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:23,667 - Stop Shooting - Cut 465 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:26,667 You ruined the Hong Kong film industry 466 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,584 What's your problem, old man? 467 00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:32,959 - What are you doing? - Sister 468 00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:34,917 - Director Yam? - I'll get you out of hell 469 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:35,792 Help me, Director 470 00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:37,709 - Follow me - What are you doing? We have stopped rolling 471 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:38,834 I'm sorry, Ms. Ball Ball 472 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,667 Go away 473 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:43,001 Director Yam, What's he doing? 474 00:24:43,209 --> 00:24:45,751 Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 3 475 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:00,417 Oh 476 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:02,792 None of my business 477 00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:09,417 It's on fire. It's on fire 478 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:13,042 Don't stop, keep rolling keep rolling 479 00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,834 Great! Awesome! 480 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,542 Where's that girl? 481 00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:28,667 Other zombies go and beat them 482 00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,001 Lok, the media has arrived 483 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,042 Take it 484 00:25:37,876 --> 00:25:40,584 So noisy, you bastard 485 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:41,584 I'm sorry 486 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:43,376 Don't be, take the wrench 487 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,001 Attack those old fools 488 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,792 What, abuse those old man? 489 00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,376 They're so old, they can't feel anything 490 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,251 You're right, sure they've experienced worse 491 00:25:53,209 --> 00:25:54,209 This is movie 492 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:55,584 Yeah 493 00:25:55,709 --> 00:25:58,042 - Congratulations - Congratulations boss 494 00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,876 Hey, what're you doing here? 495 00:26:01,876 --> 00:26:03,667 I still can't figure out who to attack 496 00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,376 You idiot 497 00:26:05,376 --> 00:26:06,376 Go and attack that mute 498 00:26:07,126 --> 00:26:08,126 Uncle Dragon? 499 00:26:08,126 --> 00:26:10,126 He's a mute, he won't tell anyone 500 00:26:10,209 --> 00:26:11,376 You are so clever 501 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,459 How dare you, ask me to abuse those elders 502 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:18,376 Go and do it yourself, I'm not an idiot 503 00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:19,959 - Hey granny - What? 504 00:26:19,959 --> 00:26:21,126 How long has it been since your last fight? 505 00:26:21,126 --> 00:26:22,792 - Well... - Don't bother 506 00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:24,584 Take this glass bottle 507 00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:26,167 See the old man over there? 508 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,459 - Yes - Go attack him 509 00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:28,542 Okay 510 00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:44,042 Old things are useless, I should count on myself 511 00:26:59,209 --> 00:27:00,959 How much does my bathtub cost? 512 00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:03,334 $568,000 513 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:06,834 You okay, Director Yam? 514 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,542 "Rest in Peace" 515 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:18,834 Wow, what're you wearing? So disgusting 516 00:27:19,251 --> 00:27:20,626 Body like fallen apart 517 00:27:20,626 --> 00:27:21,792 Chief 518 00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:26,084 You guys are injured, go to the hospital 519 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:27,292 You are a doctor 520 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:28,334 You're right 521 00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:30,459 So, what happened? 522 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:32,542 - Film shooting - Oh, is it fun? 523 00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:33,292 Yes 524 00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:34,792 Good to hear 525 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:35,751 How much did you earn? 526 00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:36,792 A few thousands 527 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:38,084 That's not bad 528 00:27:38,084 --> 00:27:39,917 But we broke something, I think we should pay for it 529 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,667 Yes we should 530 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:43,251 Probably some cups, right? 531 00:27:43,251 --> 00:27:47,667 Well, $568,000 532 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,292 - $568,000 - $568,000? 533 00:27:50,292 --> 00:27:51,626 Listen to me, Chief 534 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:52,751 if money is a problem 535 00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:54,167 You can sell this nursing home 536 00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:55,876 - I can help you with a phone call - No 537 00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:57,959 - There's no necessary - Chief, don't sell it 538 00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,876 I have some money here 539 00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:01,459 Oh there's more 540 00:28:01,459 --> 00:28:03,751 No worries, there's more 541 00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:07,209 Still think you're a master of thief? You will be caught 542 00:28:07,209 --> 00:28:10,084 There's more, this is for Jane 543 00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:10,751 Big Ben 544 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:14,126 How many times have I told you? 545 00:28:14,251 --> 00:28:16,001 Return them at once 546 00:28:16,001 --> 00:28:18,876 You could really be caught soon 547 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:22,167 These are nice, shall I give them to Ching Ching? 548 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,292 - Nice - Do they fit her? 549 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:25,292 I think so 550 00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:27,376 But I didn't see her wearing any these days 551 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,459 I'll give her for you 552 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:29,542 Okay 553 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,001 Hey, where's my wallet? 554 00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:33,292 Mine is missing too 555 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:35,417 Where are my bras? 556 00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:37,834 "Director Yam on fire, Ms. Ball Ball was happy" 557 00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:39,626 Film star, Ms. Ball Ball played as the main actress of 558 00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:40,709 Director Yam's new film, 559 00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:42,292 - Great, great - Zombie Bathrobe 560 00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:44,084 This video has gone viral these days 561 00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,084 Smart elderly came to the site and 562 00:28:46,251 --> 00:28:48,167 rescued Ms. Ball Ball 563 00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:51,709 the elders from the nursing home became famous after the news is out 564 00:28:52,126 --> 00:28:55,167 It is surprised that the news had over 10 millions views 565 00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:58,251 Ms Ball Ball hope the film company hire more eldery actors 566 00:28:58,251 --> 00:29:00,334 to make the film industry thrive 567 00:29:00,417 --> 00:29:05,167 Stop shooting, you ruined the Hong Kong film industry 568 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:06,917 - Director Yam - I'll get you out of hell 569 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:12,042 Any new insights after you played the role of zombie? 570 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,001 As you can see, after playing zombie... 571 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,334 my kungfu has improved a lot 572 00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:19,459 Kungfu's not for you, short limbs 573 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,334 Do you feel better? You sick dying old man 574 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:24,709 Are you cursing me? 575 00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:25,751 Why not? 576 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,251 Do you know I can... 577 00:29:27,251 --> 00:29:30,084 What can you do to me? I'm louder than you 578 00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:32,251 Too soft, I can't hear you 579 00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:33,167 Louder 580 00:29:33,626 --> 00:29:34,834 No room available 581 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:37,334 No available now and also not later 582 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,292 - No - I'm so angry now 583 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,917 I scared myself when I am angry 584 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,167 On Hei Nursing Home 585 00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,001 Mr. Chan is reserving for five, this is not a restaurant 586 00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:48,084 - It's a nursing home - You're right. My master was superb 587 00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:48,917 In Hawaii 588 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,584 He could kill polar bears with bare hands 589 00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:53,167 Your master was superb, so what? 590 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,417 Don't you believe I'll fight you? 591 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:55,334 Come on 592 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:56,792 On Hei Nursing Home 593 00:29:57,459 --> 00:30:02,042 Little boy, you're just four year-old so we can't let you live here 594 00:30:02,042 --> 00:30:04,667 Call again after 70 years 595 00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:07,376 Hey, this is Jane 596 00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:08,917 Hey, Jane 597 00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:10,542 I'm your old schoolmate, Pauline 598 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,709 We haven't talked for 30 years, what's up? 599 00:30:13,876 --> 00:30:16,001 I heard that your nursing home's good 600 00:30:16,876 --> 00:30:19,376 Hey, I want my mum in too, is it possible? 601 00:30:19,376 --> 00:30:20,959 No room is available, it's full 602 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,251 No room is available? 603 00:30:22,376 --> 00:30:23,084 No 604 00:30:23,084 --> 00:30:25,209 Then you quit and let me in 605 00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,917 I'll pay you the $10 I owned you when we were young 606 00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:29,376 Or I'll be very angry if you refuse 607 00:30:29,459 --> 00:30:30,209 Screw you 608 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:31,917 Are you crazy? 609 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,417 $10 610 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:35,876 Ask your mum to stay in kindergarten 611 00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:39,959 Okay 612 00:30:40,501 --> 00:30:44,251 This chair is so comfortable, I feel like a scientist 613 00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:46,709 I'll have one in my future office 614 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,542 Amy? 615 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,334 Got it, on my way 616 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:05,376 Hey, Boss, it's done 617 00:31:05,376 --> 00:31:07,167 Are we getting promoted? 618 00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:09,667 You, rubbish 619 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,792 Go promote yourself to the boudoir 620 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,251 I asked you to ruin the place 621 00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:16,334 But you promoted it 622 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:17,834 See it yourself 623 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,584 Wow, superb 624 00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:22,167 Boss, there's one in English too 625 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,167 There's one in English too 626 00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:25,626 What the hell are you doing? 627 00:31:30,084 --> 00:31:32,876 I'm talking to you both 628 00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:34,626 Listen up 629 00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:38,417 Get it done or I'll finish you both 630 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:39,584 Understood, boss 631 00:31:39,584 --> 00:31:41,292 Do it now, do it now 632 00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:49,292 What? 633 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,584 The old fools said they are out for fun tonight 634 00:31:51,584 --> 00:31:54,417 We will burn this place down 635 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,001 They'll leave when there's nothing left 636 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:57,626 You should think about it twice 637 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,376 No, do it quick 638 00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:03,084 Leak some LPG and light it up 639 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:06,751 But then we'll blow us up too 640 00:32:14,251 --> 00:32:18,209 Happy birthday to you 641 00:32:18,626 --> 00:32:22,709 Happy birthday to you 642 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,709 Happy birthday to Lok 643 00:32:26,709 --> 00:32:29,626 Happy birthday to you 644 00:32:29,626 --> 00:32:31,584 Yeah 645 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:33,584 Lok, happy birthday 646 00:32:38,251 --> 00:32:39,501 How did you know? 647 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,792 I asked you not to give real info for application 648 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:52,876 Okay, let's party 649 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,001 Ever since I was born, 650 00:33:24,709 --> 00:33:26,751 no one ever celebrate for my birthday before 651 00:33:28,084 --> 00:33:30,001 Do we have to be jerks? 652 00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:35,667 Happy birthday 653 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,334 That's my lighter, thank you 654 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:18,709 Stop smoking at this age 655 00:34:18,709 --> 00:34:20,084 Watch out for cancer 656 00:34:20,501 --> 00:34:21,417 Huh 657 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:25,709 You can't cure cancer 658 00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:27,584 What's for to be long life? 659 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,001 You're right 660 00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:33,959 How much have they paid you? 661 00:34:34,751 --> 00:34:36,209 Are you high? 662 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:40,334 You two came here to mess things up 663 00:34:41,084 --> 00:34:42,792 Turned the nursing home into chaos 664 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:44,459 I know everything 665 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,584 You want to take down the nursing home 666 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:49,584 Of course, I want to take you down too 667 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:52,542 Don't you ignore all of us 668 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:55,876 We all have our unique skills 669 00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:58,209 How's so? Tell me 670 00:34:58,584 --> 00:35:01,667 Big Ben was the most agile thief 671 00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:03,959 "The Agile Theif, Ben Chow" 672 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:09,834 Jane said she was once a Diva 673 00:35:10,001 --> 00:35:11,959 But we all know 674 00:35:11,959 --> 00:35:14,001 "The Diva, Jane" she's actually a crew wardrobe 675 00:35:14,501 --> 00:35:19,167 Uncle Dragon worked at Ml5 676 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:21,542 at the age of 12 677 00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:23,917 Then he was trained in Scotland Yard 678 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,542 "Wind Listener, Uncle Dragon" Nicknamed Wind Listener 679 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:30,501 Also named Leonardo Landrini 680 00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:35,334 His wife is Angelina Aslini 681 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:40,251 His little brother is Antonio Juliette 682 00:35:40,251 --> 00:35:41,167 isn't it great? 683 00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:47,126 Because he couldn't expose the Queen 684 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:49,084 He poisoned himself till he's muted 685 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:53,292 And Fat Crab used to be a great detective 686 00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:54,792 Solved lots of cases 687 00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:57,251 But then he gained weight 688 00:35:57,251 --> 00:35:58,626 And got fired 689 00:35:58,626 --> 00:36:00,584 He became a wrestler next 690 00:36:00,584 --> 00:36:02,792 "Fat Crab" but got injured 691 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:04,542 And you? 692 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:07,001 I'm the greatest of all 693 00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:10,584 Greatest swimmers for three generations 694 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:13,792 Wind-on-the-water 695 00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:16,834 Wind-on-the-water 696 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:18,709 Cut it out, I think you just flow with the stream 697 00:36:19,084 --> 00:36:22,959 And our Chief was a doctor without borders 698 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:24,667 and saved hundreds of life 699 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,001 He fought wars? Really? 700 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:29,084 Was he shot? 701 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:30,459 He was more than shot 702 00:36:30,459 --> 00:36:32,834 He was hit by aircrafts, canons and bombs 703 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:35,209 Caused him dumb like this 704 00:36:35,501 --> 00:36:36,417 I can tell 705 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:40,167 Actually all of us were found by Chief 706 00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:42,876 Ching Ching was his assistant before 707 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:48,251 Chief was exhausted by the wars 708 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:51,334 Mad at himself as he couldn't save everyone 709 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,959 So he returned 710 00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:57,917 Now he takes care of us 711 00:36:57,917 --> 00:36:59,751 So we can retire in peace 712 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,459 So don't think you can bully us 713 00:37:02,709 --> 00:37:06,042 If all of us join force together 714 00:37:06,167 --> 00:37:11,376 We can dominate whoever we want meet god kill god 715 00:37:12,126 --> 00:37:13,417 That's a lot 716 00:37:15,584 --> 00:37:16,917 I'm really scared 717 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:18,209 Let me go pee 718 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:19,959 Don't smoke too much 719 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:47,667 Wow 720 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,334 So much food 721 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,876 Haven't you eaten? 722 00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:53,917 Don't wait for me 723 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:11,292 Take your time 724 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:12,417 What? 725 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,334 Are you looking for more trouble? 726 00:38:16,251 --> 00:38:18,001 You should have a bottom line 727 00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:20,792 Don't you regret on cheating the elders 728 00:38:26,251 --> 00:38:29,459 Don't be mad, I'm just making a living 729 00:38:30,251 --> 00:38:32,542 I have to, or else I'd die before them 730 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:33,667 Who would support my family? 731 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,667 How can you confront with your dad? 732 00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,584 Why do you have to mention him? 733 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:40,709 He's dead long time ago 734 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:42,501 I can't even remember his face 735 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:47,917 Why can't I confront with him? 736 00:38:48,501 --> 00:38:49,251 Why? 737 00:38:49,584 --> 00:38:51,876 All these years he only looked down on me 738 00:38:51,876 --> 00:38:52,959 What else had he done? 739 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,376 You were born because of him 740 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:08,292 You should reconsider if you can really be a father 741 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:22,292 I don't deserve to be a dad and I don't want to 742 00:39:46,001 --> 00:39:48,792 This guy's dementia is getting worse 743 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:49,959 Wandered around the hill 744 00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:51,459 Luckily this wheelchair knows its way back 745 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:53,501 Otherwise he'd be eaten by tiger 746 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:56,584 Chief, shall we perform euthanasia on him? 747 00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:59,751 He's so fat, he can be our food supply for a year 748 00:39:59,751 --> 00:40:00,667 Let me see 749 00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:05,667 Wow 750 00:40:10,376 --> 00:40:12,417 I'm very scared 751 00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:14,751 Shall we knock his head? 752 00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:16,834 You do it 753 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,084 Me? I'm too strong for that 754 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:29,584 Shrimp dumpling, siu mai, soup dumpling 755 00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:32,417 He's naturally insane 756 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:36,584 What's this, Fat Crab? 757 00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:38,709 Spring Summer Autumn Winter 758 00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:40,709 Who's this? 759 00:40:40,959 --> 00:40:42,167 Small dumplings 760 00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:46,626 The Golden Pig Theft, not resolved 761 00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:48,292 He still thought that he's a detective 762 00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:49,751 And this? 763 00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:53,209 Wow, her hip is on her chest 764 00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,334 Ms. Ball Ball is so hot 765 00:40:54,334 --> 00:40:57,001 Okay, that's simple 766 00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,251 Hang Ms. Ball Ball's photo on his chest 767 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,959 So he can be calm when he goes insane 768 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:06,084 - Dumb like a pig - It's true, her hip's on her chest 769 00:41:06,417 --> 00:41:07,334 Yes yes yes 770 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:11,042 Hip on chest? Are you insane? 771 00:41:22,834 --> 00:41:23,792 Ching Ching 772 00:41:29,376 --> 00:41:30,209 Hi 773 00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:31,167 Hi 774 00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:33,376 Are you looking for me? 775 00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:34,542 Yes I am 776 00:41:34,876 --> 00:41:35,667 Ching Ching 777 00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:37,709 Can you wait for me? 778 00:41:39,209 --> 00:41:40,251 What's up? 779 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:43,084 Ching Ching, I really like you 780 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,667 I have a gift for you. You hurt your hand last time 781 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:47,709 - Okay, I just said - Ching Ching 782 00:41:48,334 --> 00:41:50,042 I can do anything for you 783 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:51,709 Repeat what you said 784 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:54,126 I said I could do anything for you 785 00:41:54,584 --> 00:41:55,542 Jump into the sea then 786 00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:58,459 Sure, you jump 787 00:41:58,459 --> 00:41:59,792 I watch 788 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,126 You said you'd watch me from the rooftop last time 789 00:42:02,126 --> 00:42:03,709 - But you two... - Go go go 790 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,084 Are you looking for me? 791 00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:13,292 I'm getting married next month 792 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:14,709 I want to invite you first 793 00:42:17,834 --> 00:42:19,292 Huh? What? 794 00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:27,001 Congratulations! Keep the good work! 795 00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:28,709 This's superb! 796 00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:34,209 Wow! So great! 797 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:38,334 Why so happy? Why? 798 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:40,001 What shall I wear? 799 00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:16,376 Ching Ching 800 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:20,584 What's going on? 801 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:22,417 What's going on? 802 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:36,709 What're you looking at? 803 00:44:55,584 --> 00:44:58,834 You did something bad? Or is your girlfriend gone? 804 00:44:59,209 --> 00:45:01,542 She's not gone, she's pregnant 805 00:45:02,084 --> 00:45:04,334 You have to support the family, like a man 806 00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:07,959 You know nothing about adults, kid 807 00:45:07,959 --> 00:45:10,292 Look at yourself 808 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,001 You're so lucky that someone loves you 809 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:15,626 You should marry her soon 810 00:45:16,126 --> 00:45:20,792 Once you become a father, the world becomes different 811 00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:21,834 Beautiful 812 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:26,542 You are not having the best part of your life 813 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:29,417 until you become father 814 00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:32,626 Once you become father 815 00:45:33,251 --> 00:45:36,126 The whole world becomes beautiful 816 00:45:36,959 --> 00:45:38,334 I don't get it 817 00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:40,251 but it sounds awesome 818 00:45:40,251 --> 00:45:42,542 Do you have kids? I have never seen them 819 00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:48,542 I have a son who's in the swimming team. Three years championship 820 00:45:48,626 --> 00:45:52,042 Now he's training for the country 821 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:56,459 To represent China in the next Olympics 822 00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:58,584 That's great, I didn't see that coming 823 00:45:58,584 --> 00:46:00,917 Yes, he got that from my genes 824 00:46:01,251 --> 00:46:04,126 We have a family history of great swimmers 825 00:46:04,126 --> 00:46:07,167 Nicknamed Wind-on-the-water 826 00:46:07,542 --> 00:46:08,417 Yes, you got this 827 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,876 Your dad is lucky to have a strong son 828 00:46:12,876 --> 00:46:14,084 Soon having his grandson 829 00:46:19,709 --> 00:46:20,792 Sigh 830 00:46:23,209 --> 00:46:25,334 When Chief brought me here 831 00:46:25,626 --> 00:46:27,167 He told me I'd have three years left 832 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:29,667 And then I lived for another three years 833 00:46:29,792 --> 00:46:31,626 then another three years 834 00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:36,584 You never know God's plan 835 00:46:37,376 --> 00:46:40,084 When's your time and when's not 836 00:46:40,876 --> 00:46:42,501 You have to live with it 837 00:46:43,751 --> 00:46:45,126 isn't it great? 838 00:46:46,126 --> 00:46:48,001 Receiving gifts 839 00:46:48,626 --> 00:46:50,959 I don't want work gloves 840 00:46:52,084 --> 00:46:53,334 Hey, 841 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:57,126 what's wrong with work gloves? 842 00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:04,417 Try it on, it's good 843 00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:06,459 You can use it for playing baseball 844 00:47:08,417 --> 00:47:11,042 Watch out, don't move around 845 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,376 Or use it for fighting 846 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,167 Ouch ouch, it hurts 847 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:19,751 It's cheap 848 00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:21,834 but it's useful 849 00:47:25,251 --> 00:47:29,334 It looks ugly, but you can just ignore that 850 00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:30,959 The point is it's durable 851 00:47:32,042 --> 00:47:34,042 It's not used forever but it's good for a few years 852 00:47:34,126 --> 00:47:36,084 I don't want to use it at all 853 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,251 As a human you shall know how to dance 854 00:47:53,459 --> 00:47:56,792 60s was about Agogo 855 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,042 70s was about Disco 856 00:48:00,209 --> 00:48:01,126 Was it? 857 00:48:02,251 --> 00:48:05,417 80s was about Rambo 858 00:48:07,542 --> 00:48:10,542 90s was about Ferragamo 859 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:11,459 What? 860 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:15,126 After 2000, it's all about Apple 861 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:17,042 Yes, it is 862 00:48:17,209 --> 00:48:21,792 Who knows about the future? Who cares? 863 00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:27,084 The most important thing is to be happy 864 00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:30,959 You still have to live everyday 865 00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:32,751 whether you're happy or not 866 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:35,626 I pick... 867 00:48:36,709 --> 00:48:37,667 Happy 868 00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:39,584 Yes 869 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,001 - Invite me to dance? - Yes 870 00:48:42,334 --> 00:48:43,376 Thank you 871 00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:45,376 Here we go 872 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,251 Oh, I'm running out of cigarettes 873 00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:02,042 Go and get some at my bedside 874 00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:03,167 I have some 875 00:49:04,167 --> 00:49:06,459 Mint cigarettes kill sperms 876 00:49:07,084 --> 00:49:08,084 Not for me 877 00:49:08,084 --> 00:49:09,584 You're so old already 878 00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:10,834 Why save the sperms? For drink? 879 00:49:11,334 --> 00:49:12,792 What're you talking about? 880 00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:16,376 I still have a lot that can drown you 881 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,376 "Lifeguard hero sacrified himself to save a child" 882 00:49:43,876 --> 00:49:47,001 "Young lifeguard perished in the line of duty" 883 00:49:51,209 --> 00:49:53,084 First a divination 884 00:49:55,042 --> 00:49:57,167 Turtle head towards the west 885 00:49:57,751 --> 00:49:59,959 Wu Xing needs beating today 886 00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,167 Very bad luck today 887 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:07,959 Hey mate, how are you? 888 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:09,459 Rainy Cloud 889 00:50:10,626 --> 00:50:12,209 Who brings you here? 890 00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:13,959 - Southeast wind - You brought many people with you 891 00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:15,626 They are here to visit you 892 00:50:15,626 --> 00:50:19,209 Heard your nursing home is doing well 893 00:50:19,251 --> 00:50:21,917 So so, not comparable to your Rainy Cloud Group 894 00:50:22,126 --> 00:50:23,667 Oh you're right 895 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:26,751 Let me take care of it from now on 896 00:50:26,751 --> 00:50:28,417 I'll ensure the elders are 897 00:50:28,501 --> 00:50:31,001 well taken care of, sounds good? 898 00:50:31,001 --> 00:50:33,042 - Let me think about it - Come on 899 00:50:33,251 --> 00:50:34,876 Think about what? Sign it 900 00:50:34,876 --> 00:50:36,042 No, I'm working 901 00:50:36,042 --> 00:50:37,667 You can make a fingerprint 902 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,376 - Fingerprint works? - Right 903 00:50:39,376 --> 00:50:40,417 Do it! 904 00:50:41,209 --> 00:50:43,667 Place your finger here, that's right 905 00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:44,542 What? 906 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:47,042 You should trim your nails 907 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:50,209 What? What does it mean 908 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:52,001 - Right - What does it mean? 909 00:50:52,251 --> 00:50:57,084 Actually, under the rule 425A of the house bill in 1846, 910 00:50:57,084 --> 00:50:59,167 in a chapter 1, if a person's written signature is required by law 911 00:50:59,167 --> 00:50:59,959 and the person is unable to write, 912 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,501 - What did he say? - What did he say? 913 00:51:02,501 --> 00:51:03,417 It means: It's all done 914 00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:04,751 It's done, let's go 915 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:05,751 What? 916 00:51:05,751 --> 00:51:09,209 ...and classifable fingerprint made with ink or another substance. 917 00:51:09,209 --> 00:51:10,334 No way 918 00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,042 It's okay, sir 919 00:51:17,751 --> 00:51:19,126 That's great 920 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:20,626 Open the door 921 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:23,001 Hey 922 00:51:26,001 --> 00:51:29,876 Do it yourself, don't bother me 923 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:32,167 Boss, someone's named Chief is here for you 924 00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:33,542 Rainy Cloud 925 00:51:33,542 --> 00:51:34,876 Who said my full name? 926 00:51:35,376 --> 00:51:37,542 Don't go too far 927 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,959 Too far? 928 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:41,459 I treat you like how you treated me 929 00:51:41,459 --> 00:51:43,251 We are leaving first 930 00:51:43,459 --> 00:51:45,167 How am I treating you? 931 00:51:46,251 --> 00:51:47,917 Oh you forgot? 932 00:51:47,959 --> 00:51:51,876 2nd grade, you got two big guys 933 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:56,001 Tattooed "Be loyal to your country" on my back 934 00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:57,126 Did you erase it? 935 00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:58,751 - It's erased - That's good then 936 00:51:58,751 --> 00:51:59,876 Why is it good? 937 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:03,626 8th grade, you colluded with two fat boys 938 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:05,792 Tricked me to be tattooed 939 00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:06,834 Look at me now 940 00:52:07,209 --> 00:52:08,334 What does it say? 941 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:14,042 Spring is not for study, summer is for sleeping 942 00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:15,876 - Sounds nice, pretty poetic - Nice? 943 00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:16,917 Beckham did the same 944 00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:19,292 The problem is on another row 945 00:52:20,001 --> 00:52:24,792 $2000 fine for Tuberculosis spreading 946 00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:26,292 Wow that's realistic 947 00:52:26,292 --> 00:52:27,709 Yes, isn't it? 948 00:52:27,792 --> 00:52:31,042 He didn't let me go and gifted me this feather 949 00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:34,167 Then don't go there for tattoos anymore 950 00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:36,084 Don't go there for tattoos? 951 00:52:36,501 --> 00:52:39,292 This has been with me for twenty years 952 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:42,376 I am going to destroy your nursing home 953 00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:45,292 You want a revenge? 954 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,334 Find the previous version of me if you seek revenge 955 00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:49,167 I'm different from the past 956 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:51,709 Please find the previous version of me if you seek revenge 957 00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:53,459 How do I find the previous version of you? 958 00:52:53,459 --> 00:52:54,584 By bus? 959 00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:57,001 Hmm 960 00:52:57,542 --> 00:53:01,001 Don't include the elders for these personal matters 961 00:53:01,001 --> 00:53:02,959 Don't include them? 962 00:53:02,959 --> 00:53:06,876 I used to be God's favored son 963 00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:10,334 You made me a mess 964 00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:14,292 And you are now a doctor 965 00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:16,542 Admired by everyone 966 00:53:16,542 --> 00:53:20,417 Luckily you're bombed and became crazy 967 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:24,001 and you lost your license, karma came back to you 968 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:26,126 It was you who reported me 969 00:53:26,126 --> 00:53:28,251 - So? - Ratting me out so I can't be a doctor 970 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:29,376 - So? - Suspended my license 971 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:30,751 So what? 972 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:34,834 Great, you've got all the revenge you want 973 00:53:36,334 --> 00:53:38,001 May I beg you 974 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,042 Save this place for the elders, okay? 975 00:53:41,584 --> 00:53:43,584 Are you begging to me with that tone? 976 00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:46,667 I'll give you a chance as you're sincere 977 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,709 If you pass through me from here 978 00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:54,709 I'll return you the nursing home 979 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:57,709 Come on 980 00:54:00,501 --> 00:54:01,667 Oh no 981 00:54:04,251 --> 00:54:05,459 Get through it 982 00:54:16,917 --> 00:54:18,209 My mate 983 00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:21,584 What I hate the most in my life is 984 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,751 Others are happier than me 985 00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:27,209 As a jerk you deserve this 986 00:54:29,126 --> 00:54:31,084 You better fufill your words 987 00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:34,917 You're a jerk 988 00:54:35,251 --> 00:54:37,959 But I am worse than a jerk 989 00:54:38,251 --> 00:54:41,959 Because whatever I say 990 00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:50,001 I never fulfill it 991 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,834 You miss the flowers, kid? 992 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:42,792 Is it serious? 993 00:55:47,001 --> 00:55:49,042 I've caused some troubles 994 00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:52,042 Thinking if I can resolve it myself 995 00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:57,959 Your problem is our problem 996 00:55:58,251 --> 00:56:01,376 Don't you try to be a hero 997 00:56:01,584 --> 00:56:04,459 What more can we lose at this age? 998 00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:05,917 Let's go together then 999 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:08,376 So are you going? 1000 00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:09,959 No 1001 00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,459 I understand 1002 00:56:14,459 --> 00:56:15,459 Sigh 1003 00:56:17,126 --> 00:56:19,126 I can't even protect all of you 1004 00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:26,209 This might be the toughest obstacle in my life 1005 00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:32,334 When I was a wrestler, I was choked once 1006 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,042 And then? 1007 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:37,667 When I was almost dead 1008 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:41,001 All the memories in my life 1009 00:56:41,001 --> 00:56:43,042 was played like a lightning in my mind 1010 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,584 And then? 1011 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:47,001 Then I got limped 1012 00:56:47,417 --> 00:56:48,667 What do you mean? 1013 00:56:48,959 --> 00:56:53,417 When you are dying, your life can end in seconds 1014 00:56:53,834 --> 00:56:54,584 Go on 1015 00:56:55,751 --> 00:56:57,626 When someone wants you limped 1016 00:56:57,626 --> 00:57:00,501 and you don't fight back 1017 00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:03,542 you will become limped like me now 1018 00:57:06,209 --> 00:57:08,042 This thing's with me for twenty years 1019 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:09,876 You can make use of it 1020 00:57:10,501 --> 00:57:12,209 A cooking pan? 1021 00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:18,209 Why do we choose a dwarf room for meeting? 1022 00:57:18,376 --> 00:57:20,542 Why do you tease me? 1023 00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:22,167 I'm the biggest here 1024 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,709 I can tell 1025 00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:25,501 Is everyone here? 1026 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:29,626 Alright, let's talk about the plan 1027 00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:31,501 Sure, Jane 1028 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:34,876 I, Ben Chow the thief, have a great plan 1029 00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,126 Chief treated us so well 1030 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:41,459 Give us a new life 1031 00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:43,042 We should all join in 1032 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,626 Repaying him with our bodies and souls 1033 00:57:45,626 --> 00:57:47,459 Let's steal the contract 1034 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,751 How are we going to do that? 1035 00:57:49,917 --> 00:57:51,542 We separate into three groups 1036 00:57:51,542 --> 00:57:55,042 Richard and I will attack from above 1037 00:57:55,626 --> 00:57:58,751 And Jane, you'll go from below 1038 00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:02,251 Everyone else will go from the front 1039 00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:06,167 Oh I forgot you 1040 00:58:06,209 --> 00:58:08,501 You'll stay at the control room and stand by 1041 00:58:08,626 --> 00:58:11,084 Let us know if anything happens 1042 00:58:12,584 --> 00:58:15,334 He's muted, Ben Chow 1043 00:58:16,334 --> 00:58:17,334 Ask Chief to stay with him 1044 00:58:17,542 --> 00:58:20,167 I couldn't stand it so I stole the floor plan 1045 00:58:21,709 --> 00:58:22,459 Let's go together 1046 00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:25,251 A bright future is ahead for you, young man 1047 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,542 Let us handle what's illegal 1048 00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:29,626 You'll drive 1049 00:58:30,001 --> 00:58:31,292 Driving is illegal too 1050 00:58:31,459 --> 00:58:32,709 Are we clear? 1051 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:34,042 No 1052 00:58:34,292 --> 00:58:35,376 Make sense, you're all dumb 1053 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:38,001 What is our code name? 1054 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:44,167 Attention, our code name is... 1055 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:47,167 Kung Hei Fat Choy, repeat what I said 1056 00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:49,876 Kung Hei Fat Choy 1057 00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:53,251 - Dismiss - Yes sir 1058 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,001 - Let's go - Sit tight 1059 01:00:03,584 --> 01:00:04,876 "Rainy Cloud Group" 1060 01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:38,542 If we succeed, we should celebrate 1061 01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:40,292 There's a cheesecake 1062 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:42,834 Guilinggao 1063 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,876 Radish cake 1064 01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:47,292 Sponge cake 1065 01:00:47,626 --> 01:00:49,084 And red bean pudding 1066 01:00:51,001 --> 01:00:52,792 But if we fail... 1067 01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:59,709 Then there'll be acne cream, wound cream, massage cream 1068 01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:03,917 and all kinds of disinfectants 1069 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:05,959 and floor cleaner 1070 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:18,084 What are we doing here? 1071 01:01:18,084 --> 01:01:20,126 - You're driving - How about you? 1072 01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:22,959 Watching you drive 1073 01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:31,042 Sir, please stop your car and present your ID 1074 01:01:33,209 --> 01:01:34,584 We are in a mission now 1075 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:37,084 Stop your car and present ID 1076 01:01:37,501 --> 01:01:38,709 Sure, what's going on? 1077 01:01:38,709 --> 01:01:39,792 I said stop... 1078 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:45,584 Suspects with guns, bombs and nuclear bombs, copy that 1079 01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,626 Kitty, ask for backup 1080 01:01:48,126 --> 01:01:50,959 Kitty roger that, shall we call SDU? 1081 01:01:51,251 --> 01:01:53,459 Call the People's Liberation Army too, over 1082 01:01:56,709 --> 01:01:57,834 Roger 1083 01:01:58,459 --> 01:02:01,251 We might open fire later, you two cover us 1084 01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:04,251 Control room, check this PC 3854... 1085 01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:05,917 Sorry sir, you don't have to 1086 01:02:06,417 --> 01:02:08,209 We won't block the way, we're leaving 1087 01:02:08,334 --> 01:02:10,459 Sorry, sorry 1088 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:38,292 "FOUR EYES Safe Room Supervisor, Rainy Cloud Group" 1089 01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:43,751 Is it necessary to hang me like this? 1090 01:02:44,209 --> 01:02:45,792 No, it's not 1091 01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:47,626 What the hell 1092 01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:52,876 Done 1093 01:03:21,876 --> 01:03:25,292 For Chinese, please press 1, English, please press 2... 1094 01:03:25,292 --> 01:03:28,709 Japanese press 7. Stomachache, press belly button 1095 01:03:28,709 --> 01:03:30,334 To unlock, please press the pound key 1096 01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:32,001 This is too much 1097 01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:35,126 Use your voice for password 1098 01:03:35,126 --> 01:03:38,084 The hint is: What's after "Moonlight before my bed"? 1099 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:40,084 Oh no, I forgot 1100 01:03:40,459 --> 01:03:41,709 Hey, who knows the answer? 1101 01:03:41,959 --> 01:03:43,501 "Moonlight before my bed"... 1102 01:03:44,084 --> 01:03:47,834 Got it. "Should be James Bond" 1103 01:03:48,126 --> 01:03:49,542 The answer is "James Bond" 1104 01:03:52,334 --> 01:03:53,584 This is strange 1105 01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:11,501 Perhaps "box" on the ground 1106 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:14,167 The answer is "Should be a box" 1107 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,542 Haha, it's done 1108 01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:25,501 Wow 1109 01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:29,251 Wow 1110 01:04:29,542 --> 01:04:32,376 Why are you so heavy? 1111 01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:36,834 Oh, my fake teeth! 1112 01:04:53,209 --> 01:04:53,792 Oh 1113 01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,376 So comfortable 1114 01:04:56,376 --> 01:04:58,376 So useless, you wet your pants 1115 01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:07,792 You made a mess 1116 01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:10,042 Clean it up 1117 01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:11,376 What a shame 1118 01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:14,001 I'm sorry Jane, so sorry 1119 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:39,209 Catch them, they stole from our boss 1120 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,042 You old man, stealing from us 1121 01:05:44,626 --> 01:05:46,876 You go first, I will handle them 1122 01:05:54,001 --> 01:05:56,167 Quick! Close the door! 1123 01:05:56,167 --> 01:05:56,834 Go! Drive! 1124 01:05:57,084 --> 01:05:58,167 Where's Richard? 1125 01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,167 He's over there 1126 01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:01,876 Why don't you go? Go! 1127 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,042 Go Uncle Leung! 1128 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,834 Hey, grab my canon 1129 01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:08,917 Why so quiet? 1130 01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:28,584 Just shoot them directly 1131 01:06:28,709 --> 01:06:32,084 "Shoot directly Shoot randomly" So dumb! Don't shoot randomly 1132 01:06:33,126 --> 01:06:34,042 Watch out 1133 01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:42,334 That's right, shoot him! 1134 01:06:42,334 --> 01:06:43,292 Get in the car 1135 01:06:47,209 --> 01:06:48,334 Quick 1136 01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,959 Quick 1137 01:08:18,792 --> 01:08:22,917 Richard got hit by a tennis, he's in concussion 1138 01:08:23,042 --> 01:08:24,667 There's no big wound 1139 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:28,084 But his lung cancer... 1140 01:08:28,501 --> 01:08:31,001 He's done well fighting it for this long 1141 01:08:31,626 --> 01:08:35,751 You guys stay with him, he'll be gone any minute 1142 01:08:38,001 --> 01:08:41,959 Thank you Doctor Poon for taking care of Richard 1143 01:08:42,542 --> 01:08:44,126 I'm his doctor 1144 01:08:44,126 --> 01:08:45,709 It's my responsibility 1145 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:47,167 Thank you 1146 01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:52,251 Which one of you is his direct relative? 1147 01:08:52,251 --> 01:08:53,042 I am 1148 01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:55,542 Okay come over 1149 01:09:12,126 --> 01:09:14,584 Richard, get up! 1150 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,751 Don't pretend 1151 01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:22,626 Doctor said I'm fine, I can leave now 1152 01:09:24,209 --> 01:09:26,917 Son, shall we go swimming tomorrow? 1153 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,251 Okay, let's go 1154 01:09:38,417 --> 01:09:41,959 Richard said he's going to the beach 1155 01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:47,251 Hurry him up 1156 01:09:58,459 --> 01:10:02,209 We used to swim here everyday 1157 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:06,042 My son 1158 01:10:08,084 --> 01:10:09,542 was growing up everyday 1159 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,959 becoming stronger every year 1160 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:19,251 He swam further and quicker 1161 01:10:25,542 --> 01:10:27,084 until that day 1162 01:10:28,709 --> 01:10:30,751 I saw him swimming 1163 01:10:31,376 --> 01:10:36,834 straightly towards the sea 1164 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:43,084 Suddently, he couldn't hear my calling 1165 01:10:44,584 --> 01:10:46,834 then I lost him forever 1166 01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:59,917 He promised to be back no matter how far... 1167 01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:01,751 I will return 1168 01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:18,834 Dad 1169 01:12:23,001 --> 01:12:24,876 Dad, I'm back 1170 01:12:25,126 --> 01:12:27,167 You should shave your beard 1171 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:28,751 But you still look good 1172 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:32,376 Is it you, son? 1173 01:12:32,376 --> 01:12:35,542 Look! It's me! 1174 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:38,751 How are you? 1175 01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:40,709 I feel really great 1176 01:12:40,709 --> 01:12:43,167 I swim everyday, isn't that good? 1177 01:12:43,376 --> 01:12:45,126 How about you? What're you doing in China? 1178 01:12:45,251 --> 01:12:46,167 I'm marvelous 1179 01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:47,376 I admitted to the national team 1180 01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,959 They called me Human-torpedo 1181 01:12:48,959 --> 01:12:50,876 I said I prefer my dad's name 1182 01:12:50,876 --> 01:12:53,459 Call me Junior Wind-on-the-water 1183 01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:56,167 We'll have a good time after I won the Olympics 1184 01:12:56,834 --> 01:12:58,709 Sure, it's a deal 1185 01:12:59,126 --> 01:13:01,376 I don't think winning is important 1186 01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:03,167 The most important thing is 1187 01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:05,834 Be the best of yourself 1188 01:13:06,001 --> 01:13:07,126 No regret at all 1189 01:13:08,501 --> 01:13:09,626 Understood 1190 01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:11,709 Dad 1191 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,501 Some words are hard to let out 1192 01:13:20,501 --> 01:13:21,709 I miss you 1193 01:13:23,251 --> 01:13:24,376 Sorry 1194 01:13:26,084 --> 01:13:29,876 No apologies needed to your dad 1195 01:13:31,876 --> 01:13:33,251 Okay 1196 01:13:40,751 --> 01:13:43,834 Having you as my son 1197 01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:45,667 with all the achievements 1198 01:13:46,917 --> 01:13:48,292 I'm glad 1199 01:13:50,376 --> 01:13:51,792 Don't cry 1200 01:13:53,584 --> 01:13:55,001 I'm old 1201 01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:57,751 Eventually I'll die 1202 01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:01,584 That's the reality 1203 01:14:08,959 --> 01:14:10,084 Dad 1204 01:15:06,834 --> 01:15:10,834 "The floral is so brightful" 1205 01:15:11,001 --> 01:15:14,251 "It lights up the nature" 1206 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:21,751 "The floral is so hopeful" 1207 01:15:22,001 --> 01:15:25,709 "That I can't help but" 1208 01:15:25,709 --> 01:15:28,959 "discover it naturally" Richard, sorry 1209 01:15:29,584 --> 01:15:32,292 "Heart to heart" I shouldn't have cursed you 1210 01:15:32,417 --> 01:15:35,834 "Relying on aspirations" 1211 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:39,459 "Can gradually approach" 1212 01:15:40,376 --> 01:15:43,084 "Hand in hand" 1213 01:15:43,084 --> 01:15:49,001 "Hearts are gradually approaching too uh~" 1214 01:15:49,251 --> 01:15:53,959 "if the world can care" 1215 01:15:53,959 --> 01:16:00,167 "It can overcome every obstacles" 1216 01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:04,459 "Our fate can mend the scars" 1217 01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:08,209 "We're happily looking for" 1218 01:16:08,209 --> 01:16:10,834 "This kind of scarce sincere" 1219 01:16:10,834 --> 01:16:15,542 "if the world can care" 1220 01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:20,917 "We shall have enthusiasm and love" 1221 01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:27,959 "I'm approaching this dazzling world" 1222 01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:35,042 "Even the sun not going down anymore" 1223 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,626 Richard's death would be worth it 1224 01:16:37,959 --> 01:16:39,209 Wait 1225 01:16:39,751 --> 01:16:41,167 No 1226 01:16:41,209 --> 01:16:43,751 Shouldn't the fingerprint in red colour? 1227 01:16:43,751 --> 01:16:45,751 Why is it in black? 1228 01:16:47,084 --> 01:16:49,792 Ben Chow, it is a copy 1229 01:16:50,084 --> 01:16:52,084 Copy version is unusable 1230 01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:54,042 Are you kidding? 1231 01:16:56,834 --> 01:16:58,459 Richard's death is now worthless 1232 01:16:58,834 --> 01:17:01,584 Uncle Ben Chow, you're the greatest theft 1233 01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:03,542 Give me the real one 1234 01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:11,126 What are you doing? 1235 01:17:12,251 --> 01:17:14,792 You've stolen this much 1236 01:17:16,209 --> 01:17:17,751 Where is the real one? 1237 01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:18,917 Oh yes, yes, yes 1238 01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:20,417 Did you steal it? 1239 01:17:20,584 --> 01:17:21,292 Yes 1240 01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:23,459 Check and see if it's at the back 1241 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,001 Is it down there? 1242 01:17:27,084 --> 01:17:27,876 In the socks? 1243 01:17:28,501 --> 01:17:30,209 What you stole are useless 1244 01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:34,126 Oh! Uncle Dragon is dead 1245 01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:38,042 Oh there is no pulse 1246 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,834 Shall we call the ambulance or hearse? 1247 01:17:39,834 --> 01:17:41,709 He'll get dumped away anyhow 1248 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,084 Let him stay with us as our friend 1249 01:17:47,792 --> 01:17:50,084 Rest in peace 1250 01:17:50,084 --> 01:17:53,792 Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven 1251 01:17:53,792 --> 01:17:56,876 Dragon you're gone too soon 1252 01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:59,209 See if there's anything you have missed 1253 01:17:59,209 --> 01:18:02,709 Rest in peace with pineapple bun 1254 01:18:03,334 --> 01:18:05,626 Rest in peace 1255 01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:07,501 Don't fool us too long 1256 01:18:11,167 --> 01:18:14,167 You have something to say even if you're silent 1257 01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:16,917 Take care 1258 01:18:19,584 --> 01:18:22,042 It's the Queen's loss to have you left 1259 01:18:22,042 --> 01:18:23,959 Keep practicing in another world 1260 01:18:23,959 --> 01:18:25,334 Defeat them, the ox-heads and horse-faces 1261 01:18:27,959 --> 01:18:31,834 Come back when you're free, Uncle Dragon 1262 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:37,542 You don't have to return these 1263 01:18:37,542 --> 01:18:39,501 Read them down there 1264 01:18:46,042 --> 01:18:48,001 Dragon, come back earlier 1265 01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:50,042 I'll let you know if there's news 1266 01:18:51,167 --> 01:18:52,917 Don't look back 1267 01:18:53,459 --> 01:18:54,667 Repeat what I said 1268 01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:57,001 Rest in peace 1269 01:18:57,584 --> 01:19:02,209 Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven 1270 01:19:05,751 --> 01:19:08,209 Hey you old fools 1271 01:19:08,501 --> 01:19:09,917 Tie them up for me 1272 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:11,876 Boss, please spare us for two more days? 1273 01:19:11,876 --> 01:19:13,959 Someone has just passed away 1274 01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:15,876 They are really sad 1275 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,626 Good that he's dead, wrap him up 1276 01:19:17,876 --> 01:19:19,626 Hey stop, I'm calling the police 1277 01:19:19,626 --> 01:19:22,459 Call then, I haven't broke any laws 1278 01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:23,751 It's you guys 1279 01:19:24,417 --> 01:19:27,334 You old fools stole my stuff 1280 01:19:27,542 --> 01:19:28,751 Tie them up 1281 01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:29,792 Hey hey 1282 01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:32,251 - Stop - I know your dad, stop 1283 01:19:32,251 --> 01:19:33,001 What? 1284 01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,959 It hurts 1285 01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:38,251 Why aren't you leaving? 1286 01:19:40,126 --> 01:19:41,042 Don't be stupid 1287 01:19:44,251 --> 01:19:45,459 Let go! 1288 01:19:46,626 --> 01:19:48,209 Don't force us out 1289 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:50,209 Don't force us out 1290 01:19:50,209 --> 01:19:52,792 Don't bother Jane, please 1291 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,876 Please let us stay 1292 01:19:58,959 --> 01:19:59,834 Don't move, stand still 1293 01:20:00,959 --> 01:20:02,126 Ching Ching 1294 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:06,626 Don't harm these elders 1295 01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:19,876 Everyone gets old 1296 01:20:20,876 --> 01:20:23,334 You can harm someone today 1297 01:20:24,292 --> 01:20:25,876 But don't you remember, when you need help 1298 01:20:25,876 --> 01:20:27,584 Who's with you? 1299 01:20:40,084 --> 01:20:42,209 Every elderly is a treasure 1300 01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:47,042 They worked their whole life for the society 1301 01:20:47,584 --> 01:20:48,792 Nourishing your success 1302 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:51,709 Can you just let them 1303 01:20:52,709 --> 01:20:55,292 leave with dignity when they are done 1304 01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:57,292 with their lives? 1305 01:21:18,501 --> 01:21:19,167 Dad? 1306 01:21:19,167 --> 01:21:20,209 Hey mom 1307 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:20,959 Dad? 1308 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:23,167 I don't know why, I really miss you 1309 01:21:23,209 --> 01:21:26,667 I am really thankful to you 1310 01:21:26,834 --> 01:21:30,834 Sorry, I used to think that you're annoying 1311 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:08,167 Go 1312 01:24:22,251 --> 01:24:25,334 Hey old man, did I let you go? 1313 01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:29,126 What? 1314 01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:30,667 What? 1315 01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:31,834 What? 1316 01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:32,667 What? 1317 01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:33,959 You know that I can... 1318 01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:35,042 What can you do? 1319 01:24:35,584 --> 01:24:37,084 I can really... 1320 01:24:37,084 --> 01:24:38,084 Why would I let you? 1321 01:24:41,084 --> 01:24:44,876 Isn't this golden pig which lost for thirty years? 1322 01:24:45,584 --> 01:24:47,584 The police hasn't solved the case 1323 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:50,042 I heard the three millions rewards still works 1324 01:24:50,209 --> 01:24:53,376 No, it's worth three hundred millions now 1325 01:24:53,376 --> 01:24:55,501 three hundred millions? 1326 01:24:55,876 --> 01:24:57,917 It'd be one billion after two years 1327 01:24:58,501 --> 01:25:00,667 These elders stole it from my coffer 1328 01:25:00,959 --> 01:25:02,626 It's mine 1329 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:05,251 So you stole the gold pig 1330 01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:07,292 I've handled this case for thirty years 1331 01:25:07,292 --> 01:25:08,709 Evidence is solid this time 1332 01:25:08,709 --> 01:25:10,001 I can really... 1333 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,792 get you arrested 1334 01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:12,751 Police 1335 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,001 Excuse me 1336 01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:19,626 Who called the police? 1337 01:25:19,792 --> 01:25:21,001 Sir, I did 1338 01:25:21,001 --> 01:25:22,459 This guy stole the gold pig 1339 01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:23,751 Get him 1340 01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:25,084 Get him 1341 01:25:36,292 --> 01:25:37,584 No, 1342 01:25:38,459 --> 01:25:39,542 I did not 1343 01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:42,959 Where's it, there's no pig 1344 01:25:44,042 --> 01:25:45,459 I've got pig skin instead 1345 01:25:45,667 --> 01:25:48,876 Sir, I've heard he's a thief since my first day of work 1346 01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:50,042 He has lots of stolen goods 1347 01:25:50,042 --> 01:25:51,084 Please search them 1348 01:25:51,084 --> 01:25:53,542 Search his "cabinet", there's lots of stuff 1349 01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:55,876 Also, he's really bad to the elders 1350 01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,042 He's an evil 1351 01:25:57,042 --> 01:26:00,876 Then you need to go to the station with us for investigation 1352 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:05,209 I want to be the tainted witnesses 1353 01:26:05,209 --> 01:26:06,001 So do I 1354 01:26:06,001 --> 01:26:08,626 We want to be the tainted witnesses too 1355 01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:13,001 Don't fight with me 1356 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:17,917 Sir, I'm truly the tainted witness 1357 01:26:18,334 --> 01:26:21,792 I've got taint on me 1358 01:26:21,917 --> 01:26:24,042 Look at this 1359 01:26:24,042 --> 01:26:26,042 isn't it tainted 1360 01:26:27,251 --> 01:26:28,876 Take this 1361 01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:31,417 Look closely at this 1362 01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:32,917 Even more tainted 1363 01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:34,542 - Alright alright - Pleast let it go 1364 01:26:34,542 --> 01:26:35,959 There's more 1365 01:26:35,959 --> 01:26:39,001 That pig is spinning here 1366 01:26:39,001 --> 01:26:41,292 I need some time to get it out 1367 01:26:41,459 --> 01:26:46,042 Once it's out it'd be more tainted 1368 01:26:50,501 --> 01:26:52,292 Are't you Detective Crab? 1369 01:26:52,459 --> 01:26:54,084 Oh yes, Detective Crab 1370 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,751 Can I take a photo with you? 1371 01:26:56,376 --> 01:26:57,751 Police is working, maybe later 1372 01:26:57,751 --> 01:26:59,876 I'll make it quick, please 1373 01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:03,001 Thank you. Your turn 1374 01:27:07,376 --> 01:27:08,584 Thank you so much 1375 01:27:08,876 --> 01:27:10,084 Thanks Detective 1376 01:27:10,334 --> 01:27:11,167 Let's go 1377 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,417 So no photos with me? 1378 01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:13,834 Let's go 1379 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:21,042 I'm a tainted witness 1380 01:27:21,251 --> 01:27:24,084 I've got these really tainted... 1381 01:27:30,459 --> 01:27:32,126 Ar! Ching Ching 1382 01:27:32,126 --> 01:27:32,917 Chun 1383 01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:34,251 I'm Lok 1384 01:27:34,584 --> 01:27:35,834 Doesn't matter 1385 01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:37,834 I have something to tell you 1386 01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:39,792 Say it 1387 01:27:40,376 --> 01:27:41,917 Let's be friends 1388 01:27:44,292 --> 01:27:45,417 I understand 1389 01:27:45,834 --> 01:27:48,542 You're pretty and kind 1390 01:27:49,126 --> 01:27:50,459 I don't deserve you 1391 01:27:51,126 --> 01:27:53,209 It's already too good for us to be friends 1392 01:27:54,126 --> 01:27:55,959 You want to start our relationship as enemies? 1393 01:28:05,667 --> 01:28:06,626 You're right 1394 01:28:08,126 --> 01:28:09,709 I can't be a dad 1395 01:28:10,876 --> 01:28:12,584 But you can learn 1396 01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:14,584 You forgave me 1397 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,084 Someone misses you 1398 01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:23,084 Don't worry, I'll be a good dad 1399 01:28:23,709 --> 01:28:25,501 Just not sure about being a good husband 1400 01:28:27,584 --> 01:28:29,084 Just kidding 1401 01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,709 Put down your feet 1402 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:34,501 I really have no idea about what you said 1403 01:28:34,501 --> 01:28:36,917 Don't speak, don't look 1404 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,626 Hey, come over for pictures 1405 01:28:40,001 --> 01:28:41,459 - Sit down - Come on 1406 01:28:41,751 --> 01:28:43,126 - Could you dit down please? - Come on 1407 01:28:43,334 --> 01:28:44,876 Got it, let's shoot 1408 01:28:45,209 --> 01:28:50,042 Four of my ancestor's spirit told me not to be stubborn 1409 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:52,501 So I decided to go for wandering 1410 01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:56,542 Chun, the nursing home is yours now 1411 01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:57,209 What? 1412 01:28:57,251 --> 01:29:00,251 Ching Ching, give me my seal 1413 01:29:02,751 --> 01:29:04,792 This is the moscot of this place 1414 01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:08,167 Protect her, she's over 160 years old 1415 01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:09,834 I can't 1416 01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:12,209 You can 1417 01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:14,251 Where are you going? 1418 01:29:14,376 --> 01:29:15,501 South Pole 1419 01:29:15,501 --> 01:29:16,917 Because there's a polar bear in Hawaii 1420 01:29:16,917 --> 01:29:18,876 got injured and swam to South Pole 1421 01:29:18,917 --> 01:29:20,001 I need to save it 1422 01:29:20,001 --> 01:29:23,001 Chief, while you're handing over this to him 1423 01:29:23,001 --> 01:29:24,376 What are you giving me? 1424 01:29:26,126 --> 01:29:27,042 What? 1425 01:29:27,417 --> 01:29:28,667 Giving you a hair 1426 01:29:30,251 --> 01:29:31,709 Let's take a photo, shall we? 1427 01:29:31,709 --> 01:29:33,001 Take your head 1428 01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:37,001 Here 1429 01:29:38,251 --> 01:29:40,501 Hap... 1430 01:29:40,667 --> 01:29:42,001 - Uncle Dragon - Yes 1431 01:29:42,001 --> 01:29:43,334 You can talk? 1432 01:29:44,542 --> 01:29:46,084 - Hap... - Alright, I know you're suffering 1433 01:29:46,084 --> 01:29:47,417 Yes, take your time 1434 01:29:47,584 --> 01:29:49,584 Happy New Year 1435 01:29:49,584 --> 01:29:52,917 Kung Hei Fat Choi from A Lifetime Treasure 1436 01:30:00,876 --> 01:30:04,417 Hey son, I'll give you a ride 1437 01:30:04,417 --> 01:30:06,251 - Okay. But you've got no direction - Come on 1438 01:30:06,251 --> 01:30:07,709 I've got GPS 1439 01:30:07,709 --> 01:30:08,917 South Pole it is 1440 01:30:08,917 --> 01:30:10,501 Let's go 1441 01:30:10,751 --> 01:30:12,084 Wow 1442 01:30:24,709 --> 01:30:25,751 Mom 1443 01:30:27,334 --> 01:30:31,209 Mom, I'm really sorry 1444 01:30:31,876 --> 01:30:35,751 I never get to dine with you 1445 01:30:36,167 --> 01:30:39,501 Mom, do you have time for dinner with me? 1446 01:30:40,001 --> 01:30:42,584 Mom, you have time? 1447 01:30:44,417 --> 01:30:46,626 But I don't 1448 01:30:47,542 --> 01:30:50,209 I'm in jail 1449 01:30:53,209 --> 01:30:56,042 A jail that you can't find 1450 01:30:56,417 --> 01:31:00,792 A jail that you can't find 1451 01:31:03,251 --> 01:31:04,709 But in here 1452 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:09,834 The gold pig came out 1453 01:31:10,501 --> 01:31:12,042 Look at it 1454 01:31:13,959 --> 01:31:17,209 It's not dirty nor stinky 1455 01:31:17,209 --> 01:31:19,667 Because it's not tainted 1456 01:31:19,667 --> 01:31:23,459 I can't become a tainted witness 1457 01:31:23,459 --> 01:31:26,292 I've put down the phone just now, can you hear me? 1458 01:31:29,792 --> 01:31:31,501 They took my... 1459 01:31:32,042 --> 01:31:35,042 They took my... 1460 01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:36,876 Treasure 1461 01:31:37,001 --> 01:31:37,792 Treasure 1462 01:31:37,792 --> 01:31:39,834 Real treasure 1463 01:31:40,126 --> 01:31:41,709 - Hold it - Hold it 1464 01:31:43,876 --> 01:31:46,292 Mom, let's continue 1465 01:31:46,459 --> 01:31:49,001 But none of this is real 1466 01:31:49,084 --> 01:31:54,126 But none of this is real 1467 01:31:54,126 --> 01:31:57,584 We are simulating a jail 1468 01:31:57,584 --> 01:32:01,251 Court time is tomorrow 1469 01:32:01,251 --> 01:32:04,209 I want to try the jail first 1470 01:32:04,251 --> 01:32:07,584 I want to try the jail first 1471 01:32:07,667 --> 01:32:10,584 Mom, am I sick? 1472 01:32:12,876 --> 01:32:15,959 Trying the jail before going to the court 1473 01:32:15,959 --> 01:32:20,751 If I'm released free, wouldn't it be pointless to do so? 1474 01:32:21,376 --> 01:32:22,792 Also, mom 1475 01:32:22,792 --> 01:32:24,709 When this gold pig's out 1476 01:32:24,709 --> 01:32:28,334 It's out in whole 1477 01:32:28,667 --> 01:32:31,501 first the hip came out 1478 01:32:34,084 --> 01:32:36,751 if it's out this way 1479 01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:39,709 It wouldn't be clean 1480 01:32:39,709 --> 01:32:42,126 I'm sure there's poop 1481 01:32:42,126 --> 01:32:44,751 Here, like a spoon 1482 01:32:45,667 --> 01:32:49,751 Mom, tell me it's lucky or not 1483 01:32:49,751 --> 01:32:53,251 So clean that I can't be tainted witness 1484 01:32:53,667 --> 01:32:56,376 It's not tainted 1485 01:32:56,376 --> 01:32:58,542 Mom I'm giving you this pig 1486 01:32:58,542 --> 01:33:00,042 Mom 1487 01:33:01,584 --> 01:33:04,084 I'm giving you this pig 1488 01:33:08,167 --> 01:33:11,376 I'm giving it to his mom too 1489 01:33:12,751 --> 01:33:14,167 Your mom 1490 01:33:15,042 --> 01:33:17,209 Little pig back to you 1491 01:33:17,751 --> 01:33:19,751 back to his mom 1492 01:33:20,834 --> 01:33:24,917 Hey keep working. Massage him 1493 01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:29,584 You saw me crying, come on 1494 01:33:29,917 --> 01:33:31,209 Is this true or fake? 1495 01:33:31,209 --> 01:33:34,792 You're my secretary but you do nothing 1496 01:33:35,292 --> 01:33:36,542 So am I 1497 01:33:36,542 --> 01:33:41,084 She said secretary's work begins after work 1498 01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:45,292 I did not hit 1499 01:33:47,626 --> 01:33:48,792 Let's go 1500 01:33:50,376 --> 01:33:54,042 No pictures with Big Brother? 1501 01:33:58,167 --> 01:33:59,376 Bye 1502 01:34:00,209 --> 01:34:01,251 Hey 1503 01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:04,751 I forgot 1504 01:34:04,751 --> 01:34:06,751 Wait what? 1505 01:34:06,751 --> 01:34:08,126 When I was shooting 1506 01:34:08,126 --> 01:34:08,917 What is that noise? 1507 01:34:08,917 --> 01:34:10,542 You don't know what you're doing 1508 01:34:10,542 --> 01:34:12,167 Let's do one more