1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,976 (warm hum resounds) 2 00:00:00,976 --> 00:00:04,241 - [Jujubee] Ladies, stealth check time! 3 00:00:04,241 --> 00:00:05,643 (energetic electronic music) 4 00:00:05,643 --> 00:00:08,454 - [Alaska] Don't I have like, some, like, perception shit? 5 00:00:08,454 --> 00:00:09,449 ♪ Boss-ass bitch ♪ 6 00:00:09,449 --> 00:00:10,679 - [Bob And Monét] Check your perception 7 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:13,998 before you come for me. (cast laughing) 8 00:00:13,998 --> 00:00:15,502 - [Bob] Everyone think 20. 9 00:00:15,502 --> 00:00:16,500 - [Players] 20! 10 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,424 ♪ Boss-ass bitch ♪ 11 00:00:17,424 --> 00:00:19,529 - [Bob] I have anxiety! 12 00:00:19,529 --> 00:00:21,079 - [Jujubee] See, I knew it was that bitch. 13 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:22,836 Can I go invisible right now? 14 00:00:22,836 --> 00:00:24,629 - [Bob] Twyla, you are a loose cannon. 15 00:00:24,629 --> 00:00:25,590 ♪ Boss-ass bitch ♪ 16 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:26,889 - [Monét] Kill her. Kill her now! 17 00:00:26,889 --> 00:00:28,804 - I knew it! - Oh, fuck! 18 00:00:28,804 --> 00:00:29,650 - [Monét] You wanna assault this man 19 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,210 with a no-knock warrant. 20 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,568 - [Bob] Troyánn is saucy. 21 00:00:32,568 --> 00:00:33,658 ♪ Boss-ass bitch ♪ 22 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:34,639 - [Brennan] Ladies... 23 00:00:34,639 --> 00:00:35,721 I wish I was alive! 24 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:38,354 (squeaky) I think we should get naked and see what happens! 25 00:00:38,354 --> 00:00:40,213 (guttural) Servants of the Fey Realm. 26 00:00:40,213 --> 00:00:41,692 (posh) There is legend of a witch. 27 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:44,776 - [Jujubee] Hey, that was really emotional and beautiful. 28 00:00:44,776 --> 00:00:46,405 ♪ Boss-ass ♪ - [Jujubee] Bitch. 29 00:00:46,405 --> 00:00:49,978 (Monét laughing) 30 00:00:49,978 --> 00:00:51,595 - Hello, one and all, 31 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:55,312 and welcome to another thrilling season of "Dimension 20!" 32 00:00:55,312 --> 00:00:56,635 I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. 33 00:00:56,635 --> 00:00:59,963 With me for the very first time are our Questing Queens. 34 00:00:59,963 --> 00:01:01,429 Say hi, Questing Queens. 35 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,783 - [Players] Hi, Questing Queens. 36 00:01:03,783 --> 00:01:07,353 - That's right, welcome to "Dungeons and Drag Queens." 37 00:01:07,353 --> 00:01:10,044 Oh, my goodness, how excited we are. 38 00:01:10,044 --> 00:01:13,310 Let me introduce for the very first time our amazing guests, 39 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:15,236 Monét X Change. - Hi! 40 00:01:15,236 --> 00:01:16,754 - [Brennan] Alaska Thunderfuck. 41 00:01:16,754 --> 00:01:17,949 - Hey. 42 00:01:17,949 --> 00:01:19,040 - [Brennan] Bob the Drag Queen. 43 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:19,942 - Hello there. 44 00:01:19,942 --> 00:01:21,392 - [Brennan] And Jujubee! 45 00:01:21,392 --> 00:01:22,790 (Jujubee barks) (Brennan yelps) 46 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:24,605 (Monét laughs) - [Brennan] Uh... 47 00:01:24,605 --> 00:01:26,521 - So kinky. 48 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:29,840 - We're getting this started off in exactly the right tone. 49 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,797 We couldn't be more excited to have you all here 50 00:01:31,797 --> 00:01:35,403 in Dimension 20 for this tale of adventurers, 51 00:01:35,403 --> 00:01:39,519 heroes, and the Underworld. 52 00:01:39,519 --> 00:01:44,141 Four such heroes now journey along the Gallows Road. 53 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:48,820 These travelers, having met just a few nights before 54 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,688 at a tavern called The Fish Tank 55 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:55,024 where after a massive brawl broke out, 56 00:01:55,024 --> 00:01:57,609 the four of them realized that each of them 57 00:01:57,609 --> 00:02:00,179 had their own reasons for journeying 58 00:02:00,179 --> 00:02:01,915 to the Temple of Wraiths 59 00:02:01,915 --> 00:02:06,915 and a fabled legendary entrance to the Underworld itself. 60 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:08,624 - [Bob] Hmm. 61 00:02:08,624 --> 00:02:11,938 - Their reasons for their journey are their own, 62 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:15,437 but together they stand a greater chance 63 00:02:15,437 --> 00:02:20,064 of braving the perils of the realms beyond. 64 00:02:20,064 --> 00:02:24,784 Without further ado, I invite all of you to envision 65 00:02:24,784 --> 00:02:29,201 the realm of Kelvorda. (players gasp) 66 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:34,562 Tall mountains framed in shadow 67 00:02:34,562 --> 00:02:39,562 with thick mist of lavender and indigo hue. 68 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:43,906 As night falls, distant howls of wolves 69 00:02:43,906 --> 00:02:48,906 or perhaps creatures stranger still can be heard. 70 00:02:49,111 --> 00:02:53,488 The Mountains of Shadow rise, ancient and glooming 71 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:57,325 like faceless gods of old that gaze imperiously down 72 00:02:57,325 --> 00:03:00,029 like faceless gods of old that gaze imperiously down 73 00:03:00,029 --> 00:03:01,525 on the Gallows Road. 74 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:05,436 - Love the gays. (Brennan laughs) 75 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,023 - You see before you the Gallows Road 76 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:11,194 a long and ancient highway bounded on either side 77 00:03:11,194 --> 00:03:14,383 by tall grass and sinister trees in a forest primeval. 78 00:03:14,383 --> 00:03:16,802 by tall grass and sinister trees in a forest primeval. 79 00:03:16,802 --> 00:03:18,083 - Sinister trees. 80 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:20,195 - The woods have stood here long 81 00:03:20,195 --> 00:03:24,088 as the age of empire fell into disrepair some time ago. 82 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:27,007 These lands have become wilder 83 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,520 with monsters and bandits afoot. 84 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,517 The long road from Darktide 85 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:37,488 approaches the Village of Greeley, a humble hamlet 86 00:03:37,488 --> 00:03:41,174 at the foot of Mount Basira 87 00:03:41,174 --> 00:03:44,324 a mountain depicted here in front of the board 88 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:48,415 with the Temple of Wraiths atop it. 89 00:03:48,415 --> 00:03:53,144 The temple to a long-forgotten goddess of death 90 00:03:53,144 --> 00:03:57,201 is said to contain an entrance to the Underworld 91 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:58,034 (Alaska gasps) 92 00:03:58,034 --> 00:04:02,877 where demons lurk and the souls of the dead can be found. 93 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:05,924 And somewhere in legends long lost 94 00:04:05,924 --> 00:04:10,200 the Goddess of Death sits atop an ancient throne 95 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,392 willing to grant boons to those travelers 96 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:18,965 and heroes brave enough to find her lost kingdom. 97 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:21,233 - What's boons? What's boons? - A boon is a wish. 98 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,683 - Okay. - Grants wishes. 99 00:04:22,683 --> 00:04:24,856 I'm like, I'm laying on thick here up at the top. 100 00:04:24,856 --> 00:04:27,938 - Hold on, let me take these notes down real quick, baby. 101 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:28,771 (Brennan laughing) 102 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:30,890 - Like my foundation, it's on thick. 103 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:33,957 (cast laughing) 104 00:04:33,957 --> 00:04:36,122 - Our heroes have banded together, 105 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,168 journeying on the road to the Village of Greeley, 106 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:42,304 the last village before you enter the mountains themselves 107 00:04:42,304 --> 00:04:45,014 and the fabled Temple of Wraiths. 108 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:49,095 The Village of Greeley is perhaps another hour 109 00:04:49,095 --> 00:04:51,906 or some away as you journey on this road, 110 00:04:51,906 --> 00:04:55,427 but we need to know who's traveling on this road. 111 00:04:55,427 --> 00:04:58,403 We need to first see and meet them, 112 00:04:58,403 --> 00:05:00,313 so I'd like to go around and have each of you 113 00:05:00,313 --> 00:05:02,769 tell me your character's name and describe them. 114 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,121 Monét, we'll start with your character. 115 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:06,871 - My name is Twyla, oh I'm so sorry- (record scratch) 116 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,250 - I'm Twyla! 117 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,248 - You're Twyla. - You're Twyla. 118 00:05:10,248 --> 00:05:11,625 - You see someone who works in identity theft. 119 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:14,045 (cast laughing) 120 00:05:14,045 --> 00:05:18,766 - My name is Troyánn. I am assassin from the merfolk. 121 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:23,766 I am half merfolk, half human, and I am elvish. 122 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,604 I have come from a long night's work. 123 00:05:26,604 --> 00:05:30,008 I have a fresh kill in my satchel, 124 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:33,078 and I've been alive for 242 years, 125 00:05:33,078 --> 00:05:36,394 and I have long seeked death and have not found it, 126 00:05:36,394 --> 00:05:39,030 but I continue to work. 127 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:43,535 - This noble assassin of the sea 128 00:05:43,535 --> 00:05:47,383 journeys alongside her three companions, 129 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:51,263 and you think of the kill the night before. 130 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:56,188 A red mist encircles a special amulet within your satchel, 131 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,829 A red mist encircles a special amulet within your satchel, 132 00:05:57,829 --> 00:06:01,298 and we are going to journey back in time 133 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:06,298 to when you first received your Soul Keeper Amulet. 134 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,600 I invite you all to envision the place of Troyánn's youth 135 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,687 where she first grew and learned the art of archery 136 00:06:15,687 --> 00:06:19,046 and fighting, of combat and of magic. 137 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:23,887 We behold Everdeep, the city of merfolk. 138 00:06:23,887 --> 00:06:27,205 - Kinda looks like Brooklyn. (Brennan laughs) 139 00:06:27,205 --> 00:06:31,126 - Very similar in some ways to Brooklyn. 140 00:06:31,126 --> 00:06:34,631 Everdeep is a city shrouded in eternal darkness 141 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:36,419 so deep beneath the waves 142 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:39,129 that sun never finds its place here. 143 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:42,799 Instead, eerie lights like the glowing 144 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:47,799 of bioluminescent moss, strange twinkling lights from kelp 145 00:06:47,994 --> 00:06:52,994 and seaweed as shadows move in the coldness of Everdeep. 146 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:57,068 And we see the throne room of Queen Inira, your mother. 147 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,751 And we see the throne room of Queen Inira, your mother. 148 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,837 - My mother. - Oh! 149 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:05,410 - Sitting on a throne of spiked coral, 150 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:09,562 her hair tied with glowing seaweed 151 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,884 stretches for 30 feet behind her, 152 00:07:11,884 --> 00:07:14,418 emanating in the currents of the water, 153 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:19,418 fanning out across the entire wall of the throne. 154 00:07:19,489 --> 00:07:21,636 - Clock the extensions. She better werk. 155 00:07:21,636 --> 00:07:22,804 - Bundles, honey. - 30 feet. 156 00:07:22,804 --> 00:07:24,199 - Whoa. - Not 40 inches. 157 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:25,982 - 30 feet. - 30 feet. 158 00:07:25,982 --> 00:07:27,539 - It's actually Brazilian yaki. 159 00:07:27,539 --> 00:07:28,925 (cast laughing) 160 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:31,546 - Brazilian yaki sea-weave. - Yes. 161 00:07:31,546 --> 00:07:33,947 - Your mother sits on the throne, 162 00:07:33,947 --> 00:07:36,365 which is hard for a couple reasons. 163 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,620 Number one, you're underwater 164 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,607 so just sitting down on anything is sort of challenging. 165 00:07:40,607 --> 00:07:42,273 - She has no legs, probably. - She's dense. 166 00:07:42,273 --> 00:07:43,106 - And she's got no legs 167 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:46,319 so it's just sort of a fish merfolk tail. 168 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:49,146 But she claws her bejeweled hands 169 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:51,372 into the armrests of the throne. 170 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:53,126 - Encrusted in pearls and diamonds. 171 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:54,940 - Of course, naturally. 172 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:59,840 And she unclasps and removes an amulet from her neck, 173 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:04,507 gems tied in a deep, dark ocean grass 174 00:08:04,507 --> 00:08:06,304 gems tied in a deep, dark ocean grass 175 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:09,714 containing polyhedral gems scratched with time. 176 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:12,820 This artifact is ancient beyond words. - (silent) Polyhedral? 177 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:17,187 And you see that these gems for now are empty. - (silent) What the fuck is 'polyhedral'? 178 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:19,770 She looks at you, her daughter. 179 00:08:20,883 --> 00:08:25,200 Troyánn, my daughter, you have completed your training 180 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,410 Troyánn, my daughter, you have completed your training 181 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:30,168 in the art of our court's assassins. 182 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:35,628 You have fared better than I thought you could. 183 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:39,545 We have not spoken in some time of your father. 184 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:44,677 A warrior of the land, very few of which 185 00:08:44,677 --> 00:08:47,740 have ever made their way to Everdeep. 186 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:51,532 The heroism that brought him here I see living within you. 187 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,049 The heroism that brought him here I see living within you. 188 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:57,488 I am proud of you, Daughter. - Thank you, Mother. 189 00:08:57,488 --> 00:08:58,937 - You have many gifts. 190 00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:03,104 Gifts to walk on land and to swim in the wide sea. 191 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:08,669 But with these gifts comes a terrible burden. 192 00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:10,745 - Oh, what is that? 193 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:14,039 - Everdeep is dying, Troyánn. 194 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,085 (Monét inhales sharply and exhales deeply) 195 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:20,277 Our way of life at the beck and call of ancient things 196 00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:21,310 Our way of life at the beck and call of ancient things 197 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:25,130 that live even deeper still beneath the waves. 198 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:29,169 I know long you have wondered 199 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,635 what this amulet of mine is for. 200 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:34,149 - I always wondered what that was about. 201 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:36,343 - Yeah, I know, it's sort of a, sometimes it's partially red 202 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,548 and sometimes it's not red. - And purple. 203 00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:38,507 I'm like, what does it do, though? 204 00:09:38,507 --> 00:09:41,809 - Yeah, I know. I kind of, I'm canny about it. 205 00:09:41,809 --> 00:09:44,089 I should probably be more open. 206 00:09:44,089 --> 00:09:45,377 Do we not talk like this enough? 207 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,895 - We don't, we don't. - I'm so sorry. That's on me. 208 00:09:48,895 --> 00:09:50,986 - Because Cousin Jacynthia said it was from the pawn shop 209 00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:52,798 on the land so I don't know- - Jacynthia said that? 210 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:53,723 - Yeah, that's what she said. 211 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,296 - Well, she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. 212 00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:56,357 - Okay, well- - Because I got this 213 00:09:56,357 --> 00:09:58,424 from a witch so it's not a pawn shop. 214 00:09:58,424 --> 00:10:00,584 I mean, there might be a witch at a pawn shop, 215 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:02,390 but I got this from a real sea witch. 216 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:03,398 - Witches can work anywhere. 217 00:10:03,398 --> 00:10:04,489 They can work at pawn shops, let's be real 218 00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:05,728 (cast laughing) 219 00:10:05,728 --> 00:10:06,561 Which is, you know, a lot of people kinda- 220 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:07,394 - Equal opportunity for witches. 221 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:09,091 - People trying to get them out of the pawn shop business, 222 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:11,184 but they actually do have that skillset. 223 00:10:11,184 --> 00:10:12,807 - Mm, mm. 224 00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:15,965 - If I told you that I had made a terrible bargain 225 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:20,965 for our people and that to preserve our way of life, 226 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:25,378 our city and our realm owed a terrible debt 227 00:10:25,378 --> 00:10:28,853 to some dark beings, would you look down on me 228 00:10:28,853 --> 00:10:31,235 for having made that deal? 229 00:10:31,235 --> 00:10:33,285 - I would. (Jujubee gasps) 230 00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:37,650 But Father warned me of how you would behave, and I'm ready 231 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:40,938 to take on the task that you are needing of me. 232 00:10:40,938 --> 00:10:44,026 - If I live in your contempt, so be it, Daughter, 233 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,568 but the task is still yours. 234 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:51,568 And she releases the amulet that floats to you and she says, 235 00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:57,004 seven souls, seven souls with each season. 236 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:01,560 You must journey to the Underworld to pay the debt we owe 237 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,547 so that Everdeep may remain safe. 238 00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:07,309 You will come to the Village of Hollowgrave 239 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:09,629 on the other side of the portal. 240 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,571 There you will make your bargain. 241 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,437 - Who shall accompany me on this journey? By myself? 242 00:11:14,437 --> 00:11:17,002 - I can't go on land. I'm half fish. 243 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:18,776 - Well, you made your choices. 244 00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:21,513 - I didn't make a choice to be half fish, all right. 245 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:23,931 That's just, that's the cards I was dealt. 246 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,591 - What about fish tanks? There's fish tanks. 247 00:11:26,591 --> 00:11:27,608 - That might be hard. 248 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,664 You might have to go and find some friends. 249 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:32,875 - Oh. It's probably gonna be hard for her to do that too. 250 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,477 - Go find some friends, Troyánn. You're very charming. 251 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,781 I'm sure you'll make them right away. 252 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,595 - I'll do what I must. 253 00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:42,680 - And we return to the journey on the Gallows Road. 254 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,112 - Troyánn is saucy. The way she just talked to her mother. 255 00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:48,195 - Right, how are you gonna talk to your mama like that? 256 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:49,625 - You don't know what I've been through. 257 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,538 - These half human bitches be really in these streets. 258 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:54,229 Must be nice to go on land and walk. Must be nice. 259 00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:56,379 - Up where they walk, up where they run. 260 00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,197 - [Bob] Like Ariel- - And stay all day in the sun. 261 00:11:58,197 --> 00:12:00,504 - You know what Ariel would give to walk one day? 262 00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:01,694 - Her voice. 263 00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:05,387 - And indeed, who would Troyánn find to accompany her? 264 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:08,612 And who else would be brave enough 265 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:11,328 to face the perils of a journey to the Underworld? 266 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,753 Well, I have in mind some 267 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,420 heroes who in fact may be brave enough. 268 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,773 Alaska, would you go ahead and describe your character 269 00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:17,917 and give us your character's name. 270 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:21,842 - Sure, also, I love that song, 'Everdeep Mountain High.' 271 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,603 (cast laughing) So good. 272 00:12:24,603 --> 00:12:27,057 - Huge hit in Everdeep. - It's so good. 273 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,644 - The way it was written by Tuna Turner. 274 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:30,679 - I, (laughs) yeah, yeah, totally. 275 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:34,680 - Tuna Turner. (laughs) - (snort laughs) Oh! 276 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,078 - My character's not elvish, 277 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:39,142 but she is an Elvis-h impersonator sometimes. 278 00:12:39,142 --> 00:12:40,051 (cast laughing) - Okay. 279 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,733 - No, just kidding. Okay, no. 280 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:45,689 My character's name is Princess, and she is like really tall. 281 00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:50,658 She's like eight feet tall, and she's an orc barbarian 282 00:12:50,658 --> 00:12:55,098 and so she's like, really big and kinda scary-looking, 283 00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:57,615 but she thinks she's like, really cute and tiny 284 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,146 and little and petite. 285 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,808 - Is she petite for an orc or is she even big for an orc? 286 00:13:01,808 --> 00:13:03,579 - No, she's gigantic. - [Bob] Got it. 287 00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:06,155 - Even for orcs. - For orcs, okay, love that. 288 00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:07,155 - [Alaska] Yeah. - Supermodel. 289 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,595 - Now, were both of her parents big or does she just, 290 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:12,606 she's like a genetic anomaly? - Yeah, it runs in the family. 291 00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,229 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 292 00:13:14,229 --> 00:13:17,546 - And speaking of running in the family, 293 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:22,546 Princess, as you walk, broad, powerful shoulders 294 00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:26,453 an armored brassiere, a scrunchie, 295 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:27,969 and I believe according to your character art, 296 00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:30,761 a nice, pink tutu as well. 297 00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:35,719 You carry a mighty double-bladed greataxe in your hand. 298 00:13:35,719 --> 00:13:40,719 Your family have all been tall and great and mighty, 299 00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:45,410 which makes the horror of the last night you remember 300 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,850 where you saw them alive. 301 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,521 I invite you all to envision a scene 302 00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:56,521 in Princess' past as well where we see Castle Ravenspear, 303 00:13:56,650 --> 00:14:00,410 the ancestral home of the Foehammers. 304 00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:04,315 The family of Princess, your father Ronarian, 305 00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:08,240 your sister and brother, Duchess and Earl. 306 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:13,240 Your family, flames roaring high. (mimics flames roaring) 307 00:14:13,951 --> 00:14:17,431 Princess, you remember the night that your family, 308 00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:20,014 all except for you, were slain. 309 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,383 In your memory as you walk along the road 310 00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,219 there were many moments that night 311 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:30,715 and many miraculous turns of fortune by which you survived. 312 00:14:30,715 --> 00:14:34,445 What's the moment that you think Princess goes back to 313 00:14:34,445 --> 00:14:38,139 the most in her head when she remembers that night. 314 00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:40,245 - So what, they were like, burned down? 315 00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:43,876 - Your ancestral castle was burnt, was burned down. 316 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:47,568 - That's really sad. (Brennan laughs) 317 00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:49,472 I think the moment that she remembers is like, 318 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,070 when she came home and she like, 319 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,772 saw the, (mimics flames roaring) the blaze. 320 00:14:54,772 --> 00:14:56,843 - You remember that one of your servants, 321 00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:58,965 Karnst, grabbing your arm. 322 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,764 Princess, you must not go in there! 323 00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:02,300 The fire, it is out of control! 324 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,085 There has been some betrayal! 325 00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:07,310 Please, you cannot punch the flame away! 326 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,394 - Not betrayal. 327 00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:10,113 - You did it for the insurance money, didn't you? 328 00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:12,775 - No, not me. 329 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,969 - [Brennan] You see- - Oh girl, you're betrayed. 330 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:17,633 - In your memory Karnst going, please, Princess. 331 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,577 I know you wish to save them. It is too late. 332 00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:25,577 Please do not burn you or your gorgeous scrunchie. 333 00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,749 (Alaska growls) 334 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:32,343 - (laughs) Princess, no! 335 00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:34,684 Your servants pull you back and you remember that fire 336 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,116 and remember the confusion 337 00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:39,830 around how something this horrifying could have happened. 338 00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:44,098 As we return to the Gallows Road, Princess, 339 00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:48,275 I'm gonna ask us for our first roll of the game here. 340 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,089 - (gasps) Oh my god. (Brennan laughs) 341 00:15:51,089 --> 00:15:52,774 - This is so exciting. - Yeah. 342 00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:54,274 - Princess, if you would take your d20, 343 00:15:54,274 --> 00:15:56,387 which is the one on the farthest to your left. 344 00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:57,220 - Okay. 345 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,094 - And I'd love you to roll that. 346 00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,978 And you're gonna roll a perception check for me. 347 00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:02,811 - Okay. 348 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,629 - Perception is one of your skills on your list of skills, 349 00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:07,000 and there's a number that you're gonna add 350 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,520 to whatever you roll on the die. 351 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,573 - Okay, perception. - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. 352 00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:13,860 - Will you blow on it? 353 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,888 - [Bob] Where do I see perception? 354 00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,682 - This is good luck, Okay, it's the first roll. 355 00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:19,414 Okay, I don't know where perception is, but okay. 356 00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:20,956 Oh my God. Oh, wow, it rolls a lot. 357 00:16:20,956 --> 00:16:23,768 Okay, 'cause there's 20 sides. Okay. 358 00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:27,185 - It rolled at least 20 times. - I rolled a 12. 359 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,725 - You rolled a 12, and if you look on your character sheet 360 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:33,040 you'll be able to see on that list of skills 361 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,120 to the far left there's all those little words. 362 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,215 Perception is towards the middle and- 363 00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:41,711 - Plus five. - So 12 plus five is 17. 364 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,114 That's a pretty high roll. (Alaska mimics whip cracking) 365 00:16:44,114 --> 00:16:47,650 Princess, as you gather on the road, you- (sniffs) 366 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:51,150 Your barbarian senses activate. 367 00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:56,407 You smell fire. (Alaska gasps) 368 00:16:56,407 --> 00:17:00,714 But almost a familiar fire. (sniffs) 369 00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:04,518 Something triggers that memory in your head, 370 00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:09,432 and you smell something like a type of smoke. 371 00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:10,265 When buildings burn, 372 00:17:10,265 --> 00:17:11,904 it smells terrible most of the time, right? 373 00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:13,966 There's a lot of things in there that are non-organic 374 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,419 that are burning, but there's a smell that you remember 375 00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:18,082 from the night that that burns, 376 00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,516 Something almost pleasant 377 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,545 that made the memory even a little more horrifying. 378 00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:24,998 A smell of cedar burning, and you smell that now. 379 00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:28,177 - Oh no. That's like, the same... 380 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:31,687 So the same people who burned my family up are around 381 00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:33,180 and doing it to somebody else. 382 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,013 I think that would, yeah, 383 00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,787 that occurs to Princess in this moment. 384 00:17:36,787 --> 00:17:38,281 - [Bob and Jujubee] Cedar. - Perception. 385 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,091 (Brennan chuckles) (Alaska snaps fingers) 386 00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:42,510 - T-T-L-D, honey. 387 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,468 - And it smells like it's coming 388 00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:44,667 from the direction that you are traveling 389 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,190 so you have a sudden sense of, 390 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,921 ooh, there's maybe some mystery there 391 00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:49,866 in the Village of Greeley. - Okay. 392 00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:51,463 - As you continue down the road, 393 00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:52,800 Bob, could you please give us your character name 394 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,071 and describe your character. 395 00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,030 - Yes, her name is Gertrude. 396 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,954 Gertrude is a bit of a loner. 397 00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:01,971 She has, ever since her family cast her aside 398 00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:03,854 for being far too powerful, 399 00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:06,384 they were afraid of what kinda power she might wield 400 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:09,300 so they asked her to go live alone in the woods 401 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,472 and she did as she was told. 402 00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:13,239 She's a very, very powerful sorceress. 403 00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:16,717 She spends her time studying, reading, 404 00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:18,254 learning how to be magical, 405 00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:20,896 and she has an inherent magical capability. 406 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,967 She's also an incredibly dapper dresser. 407 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,939 She's always dressed like she's going somewhere nice. 408 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,042 She doesn't have a lot of clothes, 409 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:29,713 but the ones she has, they are very, very nice. 410 00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:32,296 She's also been around for a very, very long time. 411 00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:36,564 She's a bit sardonic because of it. 412 00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:38,862 I think I'm using the right word. 413 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:42,110 She's a little bit jaded if anything. 414 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,487 She's kinda over it all by now. 415 00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:47,695 Her hair has now completely whitened because of her age. 416 00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,421 It went from black to gray 417 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,428 and now it is just completely white. 418 00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:55,297 Her skin has darkened to literally black 419 00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:58,052 so there's a stark contrast between the two, 420 00:18:58,052 --> 00:19:01,812 but she still maintains keeping up her appearances 421 00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:04,051 because when she does venture into the world, 422 00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:05,739 she still wants to be respected. 423 00:19:05,739 --> 00:19:07,688 - Now tell us about your D&D character. 424 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,435 (Brennan and Bob laughing) 425 00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:15,362 - What a monster. (laughs) You're a vulture. And I hate you. 426 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,014 - Incredible. 427 00:19:17,014 --> 00:19:20,867 Gertrude, you travel with your new companions as well 428 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,094 for the same reason. 429 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,624 And again, though all of you have different reasons 430 00:19:24,624 --> 00:19:25,748 for seeking what you seek, 431 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,640 you know that you share the same quest. 432 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,782 A cottage far from any town by a lake 433 00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:38,087 where a young magical woman fled 434 00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:42,233 from those that did not understand her terrible gifts. 435 00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:45,105 Your witch's hut, where you were able 436 00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,926 to practice your magic in peace far from the eyes 437 00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:48,333 of those who do not understand 438 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,257 and do not wish to understand, looks over a serene lake, 439 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,724 but unlike most mornings in this memory of yours, 440 00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,961 but unlike most mornings in this memory of yours, 441 00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,732 you heard a knock at the door. 442 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,012 (wood tapping) 443 00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:06,012 (gasps) So we gotta credit Bob with SFX. (laughs) 444 00:20:07,635 --> 00:20:09,204 In stereo. 445 00:20:09,204 --> 00:20:12,799 You hear a voice outside saying, I'm so sorry, 446 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:17,799 uh, Madam Gertrude, if thou livest in the hut. 447 00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,216 My name is Johan Trembly. 448 00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:22,097 I come from the Village of Harper 449 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,741 some two days travel hence. 450 00:20:23,741 --> 00:20:26,156 There is legend of a witch who lives here 451 00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:28,198 and practices her sorcery. 452 00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:30,774 Um, have I come in vain? 453 00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:32,258 - One moment, please. 454 00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:36,344 She goes and grabs her jacket, puts in on, leans in, 455 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,470 pulls her hair to a nice, tight ponytail around her antlers, 456 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,204 make sure they're presented, and then she stands back 457 00:20:43,204 --> 00:20:45,396 about 20 feet and, (mimics wind whooshing) 458 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:46,454 the door flings open. 459 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,535 Make sure there's wind flowing through 460 00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:50,132 so she looks quite intimidating. 461 00:20:50,132 --> 00:20:52,777 - Incredible, a quick use of the Thaumaturgy cantrip 462 00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:55,447 and boom, the door flies open. (mimics wind whipping) 463 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:58,349 The light shifts in your hut, and you see there's a young, 464 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:01,120 he's just wearing like a wool vest, 465 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,055 like a just raw fleece vest. 466 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,488 Got a little sort of peasant's hat, 467 00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:06,933 little thatched blond hair, skinny-looking guy. 468 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,209 Just goes. (screams in horror) 469 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:12,172 - And then she waves her hand and goes, oh, hi. 470 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:15,761 How can I help you? - Uh, uh, uh... (pants) 471 00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:19,560 I have not seen such unnatural spells or the like. 472 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,387 My name is Johan Trembly of the Village of Harper, 473 00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:25,000 and I've come to seek a spell. 474 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,408 and I've come to seek a spell. 475 00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:31,750 And I am but a humble peasant. 476 00:21:33,071 --> 00:21:35,287 (stammers) 477 00:21:35,287 --> 00:21:36,169 I, I can... 478 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,559 - You can get it out. Don't be afraid. 479 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:40,059 - I've come seeking a spell. 480 00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:44,165 And though I am poor and can give no gold or treasure, 481 00:21:44,165 --> 00:21:46,423 I have thought as much 482 00:21:46,423 --> 00:21:51,423 that I can give a warning as my payment. 483 00:21:52,351 --> 00:21:55,227 - Right, well, I don't practice magic for money. 484 00:21:55,227 --> 00:21:56,643 I practice it because I'm good at it 485 00:21:56,643 --> 00:22:01,569 and it has helped me survive, so I'll take your warning 486 00:22:01,569 --> 00:22:04,491 depending on, what do you need? 487 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,447 - You see that he takes a fragment of a skull out of his bag 488 00:22:08,447 --> 00:22:11,086 - You see that he takes a fragment of a skull out of his bag 489 00:22:11,086 --> 00:22:14,424 and you see that the skull is sort of just the top part, 490 00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:17,207 one eye socket, and a bit of jaw. 491 00:22:17,207 --> 00:22:18,798 And he looks at it and says, 492 00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:22,145 this is my great-great-grandad Norbert. 493 00:22:22,145 --> 00:22:22,978 - Oh God. 494 00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:28,351 - We found a clue in our old farmhouse 495 00:22:28,351 --> 00:22:31,748 that there might be a treasure buried somewhere, 496 00:22:31,748 --> 00:22:35,891 but Norbert couldn't find the map of where it was. 497 00:22:35,891 --> 00:22:38,923 There was an adventurer a long time ago who made a treasure 498 00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:43,859 and we thought it's possible that you could ask him, 499 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:47,184 look at the skull, find his thoughts or memories 500 00:22:47,184 --> 00:22:50,441 if there are any attached to this skull here. 501 00:22:50,441 --> 00:22:52,242 Um, not sure if it's possible, 502 00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:54,852 and absolutely no worries if it's not. 503 00:22:54,852 --> 00:22:57,733 It's just a quick two-day trip by foot. 504 00:22:57,733 --> 00:22:59,789 - (laughs) Well, it's absolutely something I can handle. 505 00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:02,831 Gertrude storms over to the cabinet, throws them open 506 00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:05,394 and grabs a jar of salt. (Brennan gasps) 507 00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,502 This salt is a light-blue color. 508 00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:10,483 She sprinkles it into the floor on a circle 509 00:23:10,483 --> 00:23:13,081 and she says, place the skull in the middle. 510 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:17,814 You stand there with it and think of your grandfather. 511 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,291 - You see he looks at it and gives the little skull like, 512 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,028 (smooches daintily) sorry, Grandad. 513 00:23:22,028 --> 00:23:26,062 And puts it in the middle of the circle of salt. 514 00:23:26,062 --> 00:23:28,784 Should I go? Turn my back? 515 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:29,761 - Oh no, you stand there. - [Brennan] Should I- 516 00:23:29,761 --> 00:23:30,887 - You close your eyes. - [Brennan] Okay. 517 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,996 - You think of your grandfather and I'll do all the rest. 518 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,742 - All right. Sorry, Grandad. - Ew. 519 00:23:35,742 --> 00:23:38,466 - So Gertrude waves her hands in a way 520 00:23:38,466 --> 00:23:40,342 that feels absolutely magical. 521 00:23:40,342 --> 00:23:43,791 She's going up, her hair is flying everywhere. 522 00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:46,539 The windows have blasted open. 523 00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:49,772 There's thunder, but it's just specific to this area. 524 00:23:49,772 --> 00:23:51,790 If you're like, 10 feet away you wouldn't even see it. 525 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,714 It's just in this area. (mimics thunder crackling) 526 00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:56,174 The room's swirling, her stuff's falling over, 527 00:23:56,174 --> 00:23:59,507 her hair is flying, the coat is just flying in the air, 528 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,942 and then she goes... (gasps excitedly) 529 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,908 I have the answers you seek. 530 00:24:04,908 --> 00:24:08,022 - (gasps) I didn't see anything, but I felt the wind. 531 00:24:08,022 --> 00:24:09,722 It seemed like something incredible was happening. 532 00:24:09,722 --> 00:24:11,307 - It was a lot. It was mad. 533 00:24:11,307 --> 00:24:12,778 You should, I mean, I wish you coulda, 534 00:24:12,778 --> 00:24:14,068 but it was really fierce. 535 00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,653 - No, I don't want a situation where I like... 536 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,753 - 'Cause it'll get in your eye, the salt. 537 00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:18,586 - Understood. 538 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:21,163 The magic divines to you, Gertrude. 539 00:24:21,163 --> 00:24:23,251 Indeed, you see that this farmer, you know- 540 00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:25,346 - That Carl? Hey, I think that's Carl. 541 00:24:25,346 --> 00:24:27,156 (Brennan laughing) - I think I recognize him. 542 00:24:27,156 --> 00:24:29,967 - You see that this farmer's basically, 543 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,614 you know, probably the great-grandfather 544 00:24:31,614 --> 00:24:35,536 did bury a small chest of gold somewhere on their farm. 545 00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:39,608 - So Gertrude sits down at her desk. 546 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,195 She pulls out an old tea-stained piece of paper, 547 00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:45,601 a feather, dips it in ink. 548 00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:47,268 Her eyes roll to the back of her head, 549 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:49,928 and she quickly scribbles up a map, 550 00:24:49,928 --> 00:24:52,746 draws the whole thing, rolls it up. 551 00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:54,445 She hands it to him and says, 552 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:57,862 and by the way, your grandfather was gay. 553 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,383 - Mm. - Wow! That's... 554 00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:03,946 Honestly, that's great to know. 555 00:25:03,946 --> 00:25:06,955 Did he ever find somebody or was it- 556 00:25:06,955 --> 00:25:08,703 - Nope, kinda kept it a secret. 557 00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:11,572 And he told me maybe 558 00:25:11,572 --> 00:25:13,505 you don't have to keep it a secret either. 559 00:25:13,505 --> 00:25:15,811 (bell rings) Just throwing that in the air. 560 00:25:15,811 --> 00:25:19,122 - You see Johan just sort of quivers his lips and he's like, 561 00:25:19,122 --> 00:25:22,050 I could not have imagined this visit going any better. 562 00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:26,094 This is absolutely huge for me. Wow! 563 00:25:26,094 --> 00:25:28,758 And it was honestly, even as a kid I remember Great-Grandpa. 564 00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:30,800 - The big, yeah, he- - It was like, 565 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,559 he would say some stuff sometimes I'd be like, 566 00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:33,868 I think does he, is there? 567 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:38,722 Does he know some? Oh, Gertrude! 568 00:25:38,722 --> 00:25:41,145 - I will give you this scroll and this map. 569 00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:42,729 It'll tell you exactly where to find it, 570 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:45,037 and I don't need any other payment besides the warning, 571 00:25:45,037 --> 00:25:48,040 but just remember me if I ever ask you 572 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,292 for anything in return. 573 00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:54,325 - Wisps of magic shadow wrap around the room. 574 00:25:54,325 --> 00:25:57,756 Gertrude's generosity is a powerful magical effect 575 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:01,299 in and of itself, and this farmer and his family 576 00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:03,507 will know of this favor that they owe 577 00:26:03,507 --> 00:26:05,192 for a long time to come. 578 00:26:05,192 --> 00:26:07,435 He takes the map and says, 579 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:10,668 your generosity is the stuff of legends. 580 00:26:10,668 --> 00:26:13,816 In our village, there came a woman 581 00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:17,537 with a garrison of soldiers, some 10 men at arms. 582 00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:20,766 She did not give her name but called herself 583 00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:24,538 an inquisitor of the Glaring Sun. 584 00:26:24,538 --> 00:26:28,077 She asked if there were witches nearby 585 00:26:28,077 --> 00:26:32,470 and seemed to some to have the bearing of a witch hunter. 586 00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:35,671 And knowing that you had lived here for many years 587 00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:38,345 and though we are two days away in Harper, 588 00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:40,057 no harm has ever come to us. 589 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,538 Our crops grow well so we know 590 00:26:41,538 --> 00:26:43,831 that you are not yourself a wicked witch 591 00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:46,523 and do not mean us harm so none gave her any information, 592 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:49,264 and do not mean us harm so none gave her any information, 593 00:26:49,264 --> 00:26:52,596 but she did come looking and she spoke specifically 594 00:26:52,596 --> 00:26:54,803 of a witch that she asked 595 00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:58,000 if she had been here for many generations. 596 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,341 And we asked how that could be 597 00:26:59,341 --> 00:27:02,991 and she said some witches cannot die. 598 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:08,225 - Hm, and how long ago did you see this woman? 599 00:27:08,225 --> 00:27:13,225 - Some fortnight past, maybe 11 or 12 days ago. 600 00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:14,807 - Hm, thank you for this warning. 601 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:18,563 I see that I am no longer safe in this place. 602 00:27:18,563 --> 00:27:20,978 This is not unusual to me. 603 00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:24,702 Every few decades I do have to pick up shop 604 00:27:24,702 --> 00:27:26,386 and move somewhere else. 605 00:27:26,386 --> 00:27:29,005 Gertrude begins frantically running around the room 606 00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:30,893 packing up as many things as she can. 607 00:27:30,893 --> 00:27:34,819 Potions, pills, books, salts, packing them all 608 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,155 into what looks like it wouldn't fit, 609 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,381 but it just kinda all magically fits into this like, 610 00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:41,341 kinda like a backpack, kinda like a- 611 00:27:41,341 --> 00:27:42,490 - [Jujubee] A satchel? - [Bob] Yeah. 612 00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:44,763 - [Jujubee] Two straps? - Yeah, two, yeah. 613 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,969 Yeah, one over each shoulder, fits perfect, 614 00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,396 but it matches the outfit. 615 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:49,229 That's very important to remember. 616 00:27:49,229 --> 00:27:51,307 - Magically. - [Bob] Yeah. 617 00:27:51,307 --> 00:27:53,542 - All of this goes into your Satchel of Holdings, 618 00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:57,246 magically larger on the inside than it is on the outside. 619 00:27:57,246 --> 00:28:00,259 And you journey forth from that place 620 00:28:00,259 --> 00:28:04,076 and we return to the Gallows Road 621 00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:08,419 as Gertrude remembers that last warning just in time 622 00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:13,419 to finally begin her quest where she needs to go. 623 00:28:14,546 --> 00:28:16,170 (Jujubee coughs) - Jujubee! 624 00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:18,385 - Oh, shit. (cast laughing) 625 00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:19,218 - I wonder who's next. 626 00:28:19,218 --> 00:28:20,490 - You were like. (clears throat) 627 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,891 - Well, I realized what was happening. 628 00:28:21,891 --> 00:28:23,675 - Me! - We started over here 629 00:28:23,675 --> 00:28:25,232 so that I could know exactly what I'm doing 630 00:28:25,232 --> 00:28:26,599 by the time I- (cast laughing) 631 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,281 And I still have no idea what I'm doing. 632 00:28:28,281 --> 00:28:30,945 (Brennan laughing) But hi, I'm Twyla. 633 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:33,140 - Perfect, yes, please describe your character for us. 634 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:36,724 - Okay, so Twyla is a ranger, a soldier, and a fey. 635 00:28:36,724 --> 00:28:39,050 - Okay, so Twyla is a ranger, a soldier, and a fey. 636 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:39,992 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - A fey. 637 00:28:39,992 --> 00:28:41,291 Like we all know what feys are, right? 638 00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:42,476 - You said fey, I don't know- - She's a fey. 639 00:28:42,476 --> 00:28:44,048 - A little bit that way. - A fey. 640 00:28:44,048 --> 00:28:47,211 - Yeah, is she a fey? You know. 641 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:48,643 - You're friends with the farmer grandpa, 642 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:49,476 is what you're basically saying. 643 00:28:49,476 --> 00:28:50,902 - Yes. - You ran in the same circles. 644 00:28:50,902 --> 00:28:52,110 - Yeah, oh yeah. - [Bob] Same crop circles. 645 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:54,092 - Grandpa Carl. - Yeah, we're huge Cher fans. 646 00:28:54,092 --> 00:28:56,601 We went to her first last concert is what we did. 647 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:59,681 - Incredible, and yes, Twyla is a member of the Fey Realm. 648 00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:03,610 She is a fairy with wings. And what does she look like? 649 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:04,978 And what sort of weapons does she carry? 650 00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:06,683 - She carries a... 651 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,433 Well, let's look. Let's see, where are my... 652 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:10,140 Where is it? Where do I go? 653 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,354 - Under your attacks but also on your character sheet 654 00:29:12,354 --> 00:29:13,347 you will see. - Oh shit. 655 00:29:13,347 --> 00:29:15,453 Why don't you tell me and then I'll tell you. 656 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,789 - You carry a longbow. 657 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:20,050 - Okay, so what's special about Twyla 658 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,340 is she carries a long bow. 659 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,587 She can fly. - [Alaska] You don't say. 660 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,420 - She can fly! 661 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:27,170 - She can fly, she has a longbow. 662 00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:30,749 I think that her height is going to come in 663 00:29:30,749 --> 00:29:34,359 and be really helpful because she's a petite 4'11''. 664 00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:35,192 - [Bob] Ooh! - [Alaska] Wow. 665 00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:36,881 - And if anybody in this room knows, 666 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:39,861 people who are 4'11'' are very angry. 667 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:40,905 - Why? (Brennan laughing) 668 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,716 - 'Cause they're one inch away from being five feet, 669 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:48,716 and Twyla can fly so her height can change, darling. 670 00:29:48,724 --> 00:29:50,494 and Twyla can fly so her height can change, darling. 671 00:29:50,494 --> 00:29:51,502 (tongue pop) 672 00:29:51,502 --> 00:29:53,939 - If she hovers an inch off the ground, she'll be five feet. 673 00:29:53,939 --> 00:29:55,893 - Well, that's why she's 4'11'' 674 00:29:55,893 --> 00:29:58,907 'cause she can only hover that high. 675 00:29:58,907 --> 00:29:59,988 That's the issue. 676 00:29:59,988 --> 00:30:00,882 - That makes sense, that makes sense. 677 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:01,715 - And she's trying to avenge- 678 00:30:01,715 --> 00:30:04,776 So her family is all gone and she's been... 679 00:30:04,776 --> 00:30:08,501 She basically is trying to fix the things 680 00:30:08,501 --> 00:30:10,776 She basically is trying to fix the things 681 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,521 that she maybe wasn't there for to help. 682 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:16,247 Does that make sense? - Yes, absolutely. 683 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,594 And as you travel over long distances, 684 00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:20,739 do you tend to fly or do you tend to walk 685 00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:23,617 alongside your companions? 686 00:30:23,617 --> 00:30:25,186 - You know, it really depends on the day. 687 00:30:25,186 --> 00:30:26,019 - [Brennan] Yeah. 688 00:30:26,019 --> 00:30:27,422 - Like, sometimes she's a little tired. 689 00:30:27,422 --> 00:30:28,255 - [Brennan] Yeah. 690 00:30:28,255 --> 00:30:31,277 - So I've got my walking shoes on today. 691 00:30:31,277 --> 00:30:33,594 I've got really cute shoes on so I believe 692 00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:35,125 that to go into the underworld now, 693 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,854 she's probably gonna dance and prance 694 00:30:37,854 --> 00:30:38,998 'cause she is a dancer. 695 00:30:38,998 --> 00:30:40,565 Lot's of rhythm, right? - [Brennan] Beautiful. 696 00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:43,103 - So she'll dance, but then when there's moments 697 00:30:43,103 --> 00:30:45,867 where she needs to fly to maybe help protect us 698 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:47,746 and the team, she's gonna fly 699 00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:50,101 'cause she can camouflage and shit like that. 700 00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:51,901 - Exactly, traveling here on the Gallows Road especially 701 00:30:51,901 --> 00:30:54,222 as the sun sets ever lower in the sky, 702 00:30:54,222 --> 00:30:56,310 it is a good idea to keep a low profile. 703 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:57,775 So walking beside your companions, 704 00:30:57,775 --> 00:31:01,821 your beautiful butterfly's wings are folded at your back 705 00:31:01,821 --> 00:31:05,508 and you seem for all the world from a distance 706 00:31:05,508 --> 00:31:08,370 not like a creature of the Fey Realms at all. 707 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,115 - I mean, walking with an eight-foot orc 708 00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:10,948 with a pink tutu might- 709 00:31:10,948 --> 00:31:13,894 - [Jujubee] Yeah, and a scrunchie. (Alaska growls) 710 00:31:13,894 --> 00:31:15,785 - [Bob] Might make us easy to spot. 711 00:31:15,785 --> 00:31:18,238 - Let's be clear, Princess tanks a lot of heat. 712 00:31:18,238 --> 00:31:20,085 In terms of conspicuousness, 713 00:31:20,085 --> 00:31:23,542 Princess is getting a lot of the... (laughs) 714 00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:25,522 - Dragging the ax on the ground behind her. 715 00:31:25,522 --> 00:31:27,614 - I'm like, oh, this one's over here like, 716 00:31:27,614 --> 00:31:30,715 watch out for that 4'11'' fey. 717 00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:34,520 - And speaking of fey, I invite you all to envision- 718 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,932 - I have an aunt named Fay, by the way. 719 00:31:35,932 --> 00:31:36,847 - Really? - Yeah. 720 00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:38,899 Her name is actually Frajle, but we call her Fay. 721 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:39,732 - Frajle? - Frajle? 722 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,466 - But we call her Aunt Fay. - That's so- 723 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:44,150 - Country, yeah. It's so country, exactly. 724 00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,752 - I said "beautiful." I didn't say country. 725 00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:48,215 It's so beautiful. 726 00:31:48,215 --> 00:31:52,845 - You remember the last glorious stand 727 00:31:52,845 --> 00:31:57,845 in the armies of Queen Titania at the base of a great hill 728 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,826 at the top of which bloomed the Allblossom, a magical flower 729 00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:03,777 at the top of which bloomed the Allblossom, a magical flower 730 00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:08,259 shining light as though it was the noonday sun itself 731 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:12,126 over a fairy landscape filled with briars and roses, 732 00:32:12,126 --> 00:32:13,817 over a fairy landscape filled with briars and roses, 733 00:32:13,817 --> 00:32:17,358 hedge mazes and all manner of wonderful things. 734 00:32:17,358 --> 00:32:22,358 You remember the look of your general, Isadora, 735 00:32:22,545 --> 00:32:24,986 the right hand of Queen Titania. 736 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:29,870 Isadora astride a massive, iridescent silver dragonfly 737 00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:31,652 Isadora astride a massive, iridescent silver dragonfly 738 00:32:31,652 --> 00:32:34,900 saying, soldiers of the Fairy Queen, 739 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:38,044 we face a threat unlike any we have ever known. 740 00:32:38,044 --> 00:32:39,665 - Oh, she's butch. - Yeah, she's got a... 741 00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:42,220 She really can, she has that theater kid. She can hit from- 742 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:44,014 - She's from Malden, Massachusetts. 743 00:32:44,014 --> 00:32:47,071 (Brennan laughing) 744 00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:51,188 Dryads, satyrs, pixies, grigs, nymphs, 745 00:32:51,188 --> 00:32:53,159 all manner of fey creatures, 746 00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:57,701 the Sorceress Blood Queen Zaria Hex 747 00:32:57,701 --> 00:33:01,872 brings her armies of the dead to bear on the Allblossom. 748 00:33:01,872 --> 00:33:03,785 We have never known a threat like this, 749 00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:07,120 but if we are to survive, we will only do so together. 750 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,343 We must protect the Allblossom. 751 00:33:10,343 --> 00:33:11,305 (mystical music halts) - Protect what? 752 00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:12,237 - The Allblossom. - The flower. 753 00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:14,046 - The Allblossom, the big flower on the hill behind you. 754 00:33:14,046 --> 00:33:15,365 - The Powerpuff Girls, the lead Powerpuff girl. 755 00:33:15,365 --> 00:33:18,275 - Protect the Allblossom. I'm just taking notes. 756 00:33:18,275 --> 00:33:19,649 - It's a lot, yes, for sure. 757 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:22,130 You look to your left and right. Your friends are there. 758 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:26,130 Captain Martha, who's a dryad. - Martha! 759 00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:28,170 - Captain Martha. - [Bob] There's always a Martha. 760 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,056 My mom's name was Martha. 761 00:33:29,056 --> 00:33:31,551 Your whole family's full of my family. 762 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,730 You got a Justin in there somewhere? (laughs) 763 00:33:33,730 --> 00:33:37,000 - To your other side is Lieutenant Alvin who is a- 764 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,027 - A chipmunk. (laughs) - A chipmunk. 765 00:33:39,027 --> 00:33:42,547 He's a little chipmunk. We're gonna fuck 'em up! 766 00:33:42,547 --> 00:33:43,949 (cast laughing) 767 00:33:43,949 --> 00:33:45,688 You see that- - We have to be clear. 768 00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:49,671 So once we say it, it becomes canon. It's in there now. 769 00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:52,093 - Anything you say becomes canon so- 770 00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,325 - So he's now a chipmunk. - [Brennan] Now Alvin's a chipmunk. 771 00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:58,076 - Oh no! - Once we say it, it's canon. 772 00:33:58,076 --> 00:33:59,281 - I love it. No, it's great. 773 00:33:59,281 --> 00:34:00,747 Why wouldn't a chipmunk be fighting in a fairy... 774 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,075 You see there's a chipmunk. He's got a button for a shield. 775 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,249 - Yeah. - [Brennan] He's got like a- 776 00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:06,807 - No, no, no. I want Alvin to tell me. 777 00:34:06,807 --> 00:34:08,803 - Who Alvin is? - In Alvin's voice. 778 00:34:08,803 --> 00:34:10,711 - [Brennan] Okay. - That's who I am. 779 00:34:10,711 --> 00:34:13,371 - So okay, so Alvin goes, listen- 780 00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,947 (players laughing) 781 00:34:15,947 --> 00:34:18,530 I'm gonna say what I think we're all thinking. 782 00:34:18,530 --> 00:34:19,363 - Yes. 783 00:34:19,363 --> 00:34:21,978 - This could be our last night together 784 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:24,434 and our last night alive. 785 00:34:24,434 --> 00:34:26,775 I think we should get naked and see what happens! 786 00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:30,111 - (laughs) I love Alvin. - Alvin's great. 787 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,546 - [Bob] It's the last night? - We're all gonna fucking die! 788 00:34:32,546 --> 00:34:34,084 We're all gonna fucking die here, 789 00:34:34,084 --> 00:34:37,995 and I wanna get my nuts off, if you know what I'm saying. 790 00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:41,571 - Twyla, talk to Alvin. - Well, Twyla runs furiously 791 00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:44,752 into her apartment, looks for a bottle of poppers. 792 00:34:44,752 --> 00:34:48,190 (cast laughing) 793 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:49,591 - That's what I'm talking about! 794 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:52,308 I was feeling like there was something here. 795 00:34:52,308 --> 00:34:54,282 - Alvin has the bottle. - Alvin with this bottle. 796 00:34:54,282 --> 00:34:57,043 - [Jujubee] It is like a huge bottle. 797 00:34:57,043 --> 00:35:01,221 Well, so Twyla's like, I have no idea how to do that. 798 00:35:01,221 --> 00:35:04,090 Let me go get my friend, the Princess. She knows. 799 00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:06,999 - Isn't this in the past? - This is all in the past so- 800 00:35:06,999 --> 00:35:08,180 - Oh no! 801 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,679 - We don't know each other yet. 802 00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:10,687 - So you get the princess. 803 00:35:10,687 --> 00:35:13,082 So suddenly you hear outside. (mimics horn bellowing) 804 00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:15,450 And Alvin, in the middle of whatever Alvin's doing goes, 805 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:17,436 oh shit, the war! 806 00:35:17,436 --> 00:35:19,743 And gets his weapons. - Right. 807 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:24,218 - Rushes outside. Chaos, carnage. 808 00:35:25,252 --> 00:35:30,077 The forces of Zaria Hex, an undead queen in blood-red robes 809 00:35:30,077 --> 00:35:32,260 The forces of Zaria Hex, an undead queen in blood-red robes 810 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:36,404 with an army of skeletal soldiers, sneering. 811 00:35:36,404 --> 00:35:41,362 You servants of the Fey Realm shall know pain and cruelty. 812 00:35:41,362 --> 00:35:42,884 You servants of the Fey Realm shall know pain and cruelty. 813 00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:45,533 The Allblossom shall be mine! 814 00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:48,023 (Bob gasps) - No. 815 00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,123 - This is bad. - I know. 816 00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:51,172 - [Brennan] It's straight-up bad. - I hate her. 817 00:35:51,172 --> 00:35:54,424 - Zaria in this memory, as we know, 818 00:35:54,424 --> 00:35:56,163 for this has happened in the past, 819 00:35:56,163 --> 00:35:58,390 defeated the armies of Titania that day. 820 00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,631 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. (Alaska gasps) 821 00:35:59,631 --> 00:36:03,579 - But not before Alvin, dying on the ground before you 822 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,474 - But not before Alvin, dying on the ground before you 823 00:36:05,474 --> 00:36:07,975 (Brennan gurgles) (Jujubee sobs softly) 824 00:36:07,975 --> 00:36:12,975 takes a single magical seed from the center 825 00:36:13,061 --> 00:36:16,293 of a pool of nectar at the middle of the Allblossom. 826 00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:21,262 Twyla, you can fly the swiftest of us all. 827 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,038 Take this seed of the Allblossom. 828 00:36:24,038 --> 00:36:27,904 Keep hope for our people. - Oh my God. 829 00:36:28,802 --> 00:36:33,602 - Twyla holds out her hands and says, Alvin, seed me. 830 00:36:33,602 --> 00:36:35,166 - Twyla holds out her hands and says, Alvin, seed me. 831 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:39,869 - For the second time today. (players laughing) 832 00:36:39,869 --> 00:36:40,999 (dramatic music intensifies) 833 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,581 (Jujubee gasps) - What? You ate it? 834 00:36:42,581 --> 00:36:43,414 (dramatic music stops suddenly) 835 00:36:43,414 --> 00:36:46,107 Did you eat the seed? - My wings are here, right? 836 00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:50,413 - Yes, your wings are here! - Oh, I... (stammers) 837 00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:51,902 What is this? - Were you eating the seed? 838 00:36:51,902 --> 00:36:53,240 - I did. - Oh my God. 839 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,806 - Was I supposed to eat the seed or just hold on to it? 840 00:36:54,806 --> 00:36:55,967 - You were supposed to hold on to it! 841 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:57,311 Why did you eat it? - Oh! 842 00:36:57,311 --> 00:36:58,682 - [Brennan] Why did you- - Actually, actually- 843 00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:02,278 - Oh my God! - Actually she didn't swallow 844 00:37:02,278 --> 00:37:04,007 'cause she's not a swallower. - [Monét] Oh, yeah. 845 00:37:04,007 --> 00:37:06,585 - So she spits out the seed and here it is again. 846 00:37:06,585 --> 00:37:09,752 - Okay, okay. - Oh, whew. I am dying. 847 00:37:09,752 --> 00:37:13,894 And Alvin passes away and we cut back to the Gallows Road 848 00:37:13,894 --> 00:37:15,562 And Alvin passes away and we cut back to the Gallows Road 849 00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:17,464 where you journey with this... 850 00:37:17,464 --> 00:37:18,981 And you can write this down in your equipment 851 00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:23,002 on your character sheet as well, Seed of the All Blossom. 852 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:25,444 - Not eating the seed. Jesus Christ. 853 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:29,736 - (laughs) And Twyla, as you remember that last night 854 00:37:29,736 --> 00:37:31,119 - (laughs) And Twyla, as you remember that last night 855 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:35,583 fighting against Zaria Hex, all of you turn a corner 856 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:39,002 in the Gallows Road and you see nestled in the light. 857 00:37:39,002 --> 00:37:43,083 So now the sun has fully faded behind the mountains. 858 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,155 And you see light glowing from the Village of Greeley. 859 00:37:46,155 --> 00:37:48,711 Troyánn, you have been to the Village of Greeley before, 860 00:37:48,711 --> 00:37:51,398 and some of you may well have been here as well, 861 00:37:51,398 --> 00:37:52,288 but some of you, I believe, 862 00:37:52,288 --> 00:37:54,125 are also here for the very first time. 863 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,848 You see a village. There's some light. 864 00:37:55,848 --> 00:37:59,796 And you see a tavern with a swinging sign out in front, 865 00:37:59,796 --> 00:38:03,145 and you hear some noise of merrymaking. 866 00:38:03,145 --> 00:38:04,789 There's music, there's sounds like drinking 867 00:38:04,789 --> 00:38:07,125 and libations happening in the tavern there. 868 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,161 But you can't shake the feeling 869 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,851 that the sort of raucous debauchery inside the tavern 870 00:38:12,851 --> 00:38:15,755 is such a small noise against the vastness 871 00:38:15,755 --> 00:38:17,549 of these Mountains of Shadow. 872 00:38:17,549 --> 00:38:21,048 Something about the Village of Greeley living so close 873 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:24,702 to the Temple of Wraiths, there's some piece of this village 874 00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:28,136 where a fear permeates the nighttime air. 875 00:38:28,136 --> 00:38:31,504 But you do see that tavern 876 00:38:31,504 --> 00:38:35,912 and the sign swinging in the torchlight, the Hero's Hall. 877 00:38:35,912 --> 00:38:36,745 (Jujubee gasps) 878 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:39,160 So we have introduced your characters. 879 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,246 We know some but not all of why you have come here 880 00:38:43,246 --> 00:38:45,327 to this gateway to the Underworld. 881 00:38:45,327 --> 00:38:48,498 Here in the Village of Greeley, now I will go ahead 882 00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:51,335 and we're going to turn a lot of this over to you 883 00:38:51,335 --> 00:38:53,979 in terms of you all are playing your characters. 884 00:38:53,979 --> 00:38:56,719 You can do anything at all that you want to do. 885 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,130 You are together. You obviously have your mission. 886 00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:00,425 But it is late at night 887 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,179 and you see a long and dangerous road 888 00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:06,500 winding up the craggy cliffs of Mount Basira, 889 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,084 which would be dangerous to travel at night. 890 00:39:09,084 --> 00:39:10,178 - You say late. Late for who? 891 00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:12,961 We're to like, 9:00, midnight, 3:00 AM? 892 00:39:12,961 --> 00:39:15,107 - I'd say it's like 9:30. - 9:30, okay. 893 00:39:15,107 --> 00:39:17,272 - [Brennan] It's like 9:30. - It's late for you, Grandma. 894 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:20,932 (cast laughing) - She's tired. 895 00:39:20,932 --> 00:39:21,806 This says a lot about you, 896 00:39:21,806 --> 00:39:23,101 that you said 9:30 was late at night. 897 00:39:23,101 --> 00:39:23,976 You're like, "It is late." 898 00:39:23,976 --> 00:39:26,256 - It is late. 9:30 is late. - It is late. 9:30 is late. 899 00:39:26,256 --> 00:39:29,485 - 9:30's late, but you see the tavern is raucous. 900 00:39:29,485 --> 00:39:32,664 There are a few other small buildings in the hamlet 901 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:33,499 sort of here and there. 902 00:39:33,499 --> 00:39:37,169 You see there is a short watchtower, 903 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:39,680 maybe only like three stories tall 904 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,506 which is set at the road that goes up into the mountains to, 905 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,091 you know, and there's a little torch up there. 906 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,949 There might be some guards, just like local village guards 907 00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:50,836 who are keeping watch to make sure nothing sinister 908 00:39:50,836 --> 00:39:53,768 slinks out of the mountains into the town. 909 00:39:53,768 --> 00:39:56,530 And you also see, if you are not interested in like, 910 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:57,724 interacting with the people of the town 911 00:39:57,724 --> 00:39:59,882 that there are some places farther out 912 00:39:59,882 --> 00:40:02,262 at the edges of the town where you might be able to like, 913 00:40:02,262 --> 00:40:05,785 make camp if you wanted to like, avoid the town. 914 00:40:05,785 --> 00:40:09,203 There's like some barns and some sort of like small fields 915 00:40:09,203 --> 00:40:11,743 and meadows as well, but I turn it over to you. 916 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,347 As you approach Greeley, what do you wanna do? 917 00:40:13,347 --> 00:40:18,347 - (low, growling) I would like to get a drink! (Brennan and Bob laughing) 918 00:40:19,642 --> 00:40:21,413 - Now, Gertrude- - That's the tavern, right? 919 00:40:21,413 --> 00:40:22,449 - [Brennan] Yeah, that's the tavern. 920 00:40:22,449 --> 00:40:23,282 - [Bob] Oh, it's a tavern. 921 00:40:23,282 --> 00:40:24,115 - [Jujubee] Oh, is it an actual, like, 922 00:40:24,115 --> 00:40:24,948 tavern where you can get drinks and stuff? 923 00:40:24,948 --> 00:40:26,665 I thought it was just like, home base. 924 00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,529 - [Brennan] Oh yeah, yeah, the tavern is real. 925 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:30,096 - [Alaska] There's like, different places we can go. 926 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:33,569 So we can go to the tavern, the watchtower... 927 00:40:33,569 --> 00:40:35,081 - We don't wanna go up the windy road yet 928 00:40:35,081 --> 00:40:36,279 'cause it's nighttime. - Not by yourself. 929 00:40:36,279 --> 00:40:38,015 - [Brennan] Yeah. - [Monét] Yeah. 930 00:40:38,015 --> 00:40:38,848 - Okay. - [Brennan] And I'll- 931 00:40:38,848 --> 00:40:39,703 - We haven't met each other yet. 932 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,341 - [Brennan] Oh no, all you have met. 933 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:42,408 - We have? Okay. - Okay. 934 00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:43,241 - So all of you have met. 935 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,214 You had that encounter in the City of Darktide 936 00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:48,968 where you first met and realized that it was safer, 937 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:51,973 given this incredibly perilous mission, 938 00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:53,786 much safer to travel together, 939 00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:56,359 even if you all had your own reasons for going, 940 00:40:56,359 --> 00:40:58,028 than it was to travel alone. 941 00:40:58,028 --> 00:40:59,402 - The buddy system is very important. 942 00:40:59,402 --> 00:41:00,376 - [Brennan] Buddy system! - Yeah. 943 00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:02,599 - Number one rule of Kelvorda, have a buddy. 944 00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:03,442 - [Bob] Have a buddy, hold hands. 945 00:41:03,442 --> 00:41:04,568 - Sure. - [Brennan] Hold hands. 946 00:41:04,568 --> 00:41:06,298 - So wait, so we have places to go. 947 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,303 We can't go to your house though, right? 948 00:41:08,303 --> 00:41:09,386 - [Monét] No. - I live too far away. 949 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,224 I can't go back home. They're trying to kill witches. 950 00:41:11,224 --> 00:41:13,295 There's a witch hunter on the way. 951 00:41:13,295 --> 00:41:14,411 - Here's the question I have. 952 00:41:14,411 --> 00:41:17,949 If I can make myself invisible, can I make us invisible? 953 00:41:17,949 --> 00:41:21,290 - Your Pass Without Trace is a really great tool. 954 00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:23,971 It doesn't make you fully invisible, but it basically 955 00:41:23,971 --> 00:41:25,887 gives you an incredible advantage on stealth. 956 00:41:25,887 --> 00:41:28,042 - Fully invisible? What do you mean? 957 00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:29,948 Like 90% invisible? 958 00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:31,874 - The way Pass Without Trace works 959 00:41:31,874 --> 00:41:36,685 is it envelops you in shadows so the spell requires you 960 00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:38,783 to still make an effort to stay hidden, 961 00:41:38,783 --> 00:41:41,679 unlike invisibility which would make you be able 962 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:42,584 to just (snaps fingers) disappear 963 00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:43,787 in the middle of a crowded room. 964 00:41:43,787 --> 00:41:45,684 - So I don't have invisibility? 965 00:41:45,684 --> 00:41:48,148 - You have Disguise Self and you have Pass Without Trace, 966 00:41:48,148 --> 00:41:49,763 but you do not have true invisibility. 967 00:41:49,763 --> 00:41:51,079 - Yeah. - Oh, well we gotta talk 968 00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:55,812 about this 'cause Twyla, Twyla this entire time 969 00:41:55,812 --> 00:41:57,897 thought she had invisibility. - [Monét] Thought she was invisible. 970 00:41:57,897 --> 00:42:00,514 - Which explains a lot of her odd behavior. 971 00:42:00,514 --> 00:42:02,196 - Yes! - Like, bitch, I can see you! 972 00:42:02,196 --> 00:42:05,194 - You can see me doing all the things that I've done! 973 00:42:05,194 --> 00:42:07,439 - Bitch, we can see you! - [Brennan] We cut back to a- 974 00:42:07,439 --> 00:42:08,773 - The whole time, Mary. 975 00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:09,834 - Yeah, we cut back to a roommate meeting 976 00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,553 in a giant mushroom in fairyland. - Yeah! 977 00:42:11,553 --> 00:42:15,604 - So when you're in the common areas of the apartment, 978 00:42:15,604 --> 00:42:18,947 all of us can see... - I'm so sorry. 979 00:42:18,947 --> 00:42:20,512 That skirt just moved by itself. 980 00:42:20,512 --> 00:42:22,196 - We've been choosing not to say anything, 981 00:42:22,196 --> 00:42:23,836 but it's gone too far. 982 00:42:23,836 --> 00:42:25,896 - So Twyla walks around with her hand in her skirt 983 00:42:25,896 --> 00:42:27,008 and you guys don't say anything? 984 00:42:27,008 --> 00:42:28,690 - [Bob] Oh, we've been seeing you. - We've been seeing you, girl. 985 00:42:28,690 --> 00:42:30,120 - Oh my God. - Creature comforts. 986 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:30,953 Creature comforts. - Oh my gosh. 987 00:42:30,953 --> 00:42:31,967 - Well, you know what, I think that we should go 988 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:35,118 to the tavern because I need one more kill 989 00:42:35,118 --> 00:42:36,719 to meet my quota for the month. 990 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:37,552 - [Jujubee] And Princess needs a drink. 991 00:42:37,552 --> 00:42:39,319 - You want to kill someone at the tavern? 992 00:42:39,319 --> 00:42:41,671 - There is a mark at the tavern that I need to kill. 993 00:42:41,671 --> 00:42:42,819 - Mark what? 994 00:42:42,819 --> 00:42:44,845 - [Bob] Someone to kill. - One of my marks who I need to kill. 995 00:42:44,845 --> 00:42:46,152 - Mark Davidson? Mark... 996 00:42:46,152 --> 00:42:47,632 - Mark Ronson. - Okay. 997 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:50,153 (Brennan laughing) - I just wanna say, 998 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:52,933 we're trying to keep a little bit of a low profile, 999 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:55,230 Troyánn, and I feel like if you were to kill someone 1000 00:42:55,230 --> 00:42:56,525 in the middle of the tavern, 1001 00:42:56,525 --> 00:42:59,286 we might need to leave town tonight. 1002 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,658 Are you ready to leave? 1003 00:43:00,658 --> 00:43:01,933 I was hoping we'd leave in the morning, 1004 00:43:01,933 --> 00:43:03,202 but if you must, you must. 1005 00:43:03,202 --> 00:43:06,503 - Well, we can cause, like, a commotion somewhere. 1006 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,043 - Yeah, and also he's a bad person. 1007 00:43:09,043 --> 00:43:10,879 He's committed a lot of crimes in this town. 1008 00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:13,255 - What kinda crimes? - Grand larceny. 1009 00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:15,438 - Mark Ronson? - Yes. 1010 00:43:15,438 --> 00:43:16,932 - [Jujubee] Wow. - Yeah. 1011 00:43:16,932 --> 00:43:18,599 - Who he steal from? 1012 00:43:20,342 --> 00:43:25,166 - Paula Abdul. - Jesus Christ! 1013 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,875 - Paula lives here? - Right over here. 1014 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,865 - Up there? 1015 00:43:28,865 --> 00:43:30,983 - It's canon. It is now canon. 1016 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,631 - So every time she goes up she's like, 1017 00:43:32,631 --> 00:43:34,605 "Two steps forward, one step back." 1018 00:43:34,605 --> 00:43:36,001 - It takes her a very long time to make it to the tavern. 1019 00:43:36,001 --> 00:43:37,762 - A very long time. 1020 00:43:37,762 --> 00:43:40,153 - So I think if we go to get him at the tavern, 1021 00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,030 I'm just gonna get Mark, 1022 00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:43,371 then we have to leave town tonight. 1023 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:45,586 - All right, well, I guess... - Okay, well... 1024 00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:47,933 - Well, let's go for it, I think, right? 1025 00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:49,474 - If you have to, you have to. All right. 1026 00:43:49,474 --> 00:43:50,909 Troyánn's a bit of a loose cannon. 1027 00:43:50,909 --> 00:43:52,606 - Mm-hmm. - Now, I wanna say 1028 00:43:52,606 --> 00:43:54,225 that Gertrude's a little bit more calculated, 1029 00:43:54,225 --> 00:43:55,503 and she's afraid that we're gonna walk in 1030 00:43:55,503 --> 00:43:57,421 and just start fighting off the bat 1031 00:43:57,421 --> 00:43:58,936 so Gertrude stands in the doorway. 1032 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:00,622 She always hangs by the door to make sure 1033 00:44:00,622 --> 00:44:02,999 if anything's gonna go down, she'll be far enough 1034 00:44:02,999 --> 00:44:05,123 that she can like, you know, make things happen. 1035 00:44:05,123 --> 00:44:06,654 So Gertrude is hanging by the... 1036 00:44:06,654 --> 00:44:08,085 She doesn't drink, she never drinks, 1037 00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:09,728 but she always pretends to. - Mm-hmm. 1038 00:44:09,728 --> 00:44:10,891 - If she needs to act drunk she'll be like, 1039 00:44:10,891 --> 00:44:13,285 I'm outta control, but she's always in control. 1040 00:44:13,285 --> 00:44:15,037 - Hm, smart girl. - Of herself, anyway. 1041 00:44:15,037 --> 00:44:16,132 - Yes. 1042 00:44:16,132 --> 00:44:17,712 - So approaching the door of the Hero's Hall. 1043 00:44:17,712 --> 00:44:18,908 Gertrude, you are first to enter. 1044 00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:22,105 Walking into the Hero's Hall, go ahead, 1045 00:44:22,105 --> 00:44:25,408 and I'm going to ask you if you are paying attention 1046 00:44:25,408 --> 00:44:28,226 to anything in particular as you walk in. 1047 00:44:28,226 --> 00:44:29,405 - So Gertrude walks in. 1048 00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:30,996 She looks around and at first it seems 1049 00:44:30,996 --> 00:44:33,187 like just a bunch of people drinking. 1050 00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:36,754 Most are human. There's a few elvish people in here. 1051 00:44:36,754 --> 00:44:39,933 So Gertrude's looking around and then she, of course, 1052 00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:43,386 beckons for her friends to walk through the door and join. 1053 00:44:43,386 --> 00:44:47,523 - I'm gonna actually ask an insight check from Gertrude. 1054 00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:49,093 So insight is one of your skills. 1055 00:44:49,093 --> 00:44:52,156 And take your die on the very far left, that d20. 1056 00:44:52,156 --> 00:44:54,526 - Oh, d20! - Mm-hm, and you're gonna roll 1057 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,388 and we're gonna do an insight check here. 1058 00:44:56,388 --> 00:44:58,508 - Big money, big money. - I got a 14. 1059 00:44:58,508 --> 00:45:01,836 - And go ahead and add the number next to your insight. 1060 00:45:01,836 --> 00:45:03,626 - That is two. - So a 16. 1061 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,931 Looking around the Hero's Hall, 1062 00:45:05,931 --> 00:45:08,171 you see that there's a woman behind the bar. 1063 00:45:08,171 --> 00:45:11,732 She's got thick forearms, thick hands. 1064 00:45:11,732 --> 00:45:15,595 She looks like an old human, like, family of farmers 1065 00:45:15,595 --> 00:45:16,824 who's just been running this tavern 1066 00:45:16,824 --> 00:45:19,169 like a family business for a long time. 1067 00:45:19,169 --> 00:45:21,808 Got a square jaw on her, just pouring drinks for people. 1068 00:45:21,808 --> 00:45:25,410 Sort of russet-red hair. - Kandy Muse works here? 1069 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:28,949 (Brennan laughs) - Oh God, okay, Jesus! 1070 00:45:28,949 --> 00:45:30,866 Shot's fired. Sorry, go ahead. - As you walk in the door 1071 00:45:30,866 --> 00:45:32,302 right to your left as you step in, 1072 00:45:32,302 --> 00:45:36,171 you also see that there is a muscle-bound dwarf. 1073 00:45:36,171 --> 00:45:39,194 He's only about, you know, 4'6''. 1074 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,219 - Oh, thank God. (Brennan and Monét laughing) 1075 00:45:42,219 --> 00:45:45,463 - Only about 4'6'' but you see he's got a shaved head 1076 00:45:45,463 --> 00:45:47,860 and he's got a huge braided beard. 1077 00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:50,293 Lots of braids and gold rings in his beard. 1078 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:52,803 He looks over at you and says, hey there. 1079 00:45:52,803 --> 00:45:55,053 Welcome to the Hero's Hall. 1080 00:45:56,124 --> 00:46:01,019 My name is Dag Strongshield, the bouncer here. 1081 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:03,365 - Oh, hi, Dag, how are you? - I'm doing very well. 1082 00:46:03,365 --> 00:46:06,741 Always nice to have guests come in. 1083 00:46:06,741 --> 00:46:10,172 Forgive me for saying, but you're here for the... 1084 00:46:10,172 --> 00:46:14,513 And you see he points up the mountain towards the temple. 1085 00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:15,562 - Who told you that? 1086 00:46:15,562 --> 00:46:18,568 - (laughs heartily) You gotta wake up pretty early 1087 00:46:18,568 --> 00:46:20,121 in the morning to pull the wool 1088 00:46:20,121 --> 00:46:22,209 over Dag Strongshield's eyes. 1089 00:46:22,209 --> 00:46:23,263 - All right, Dag, well listen, 1090 00:46:23,263 --> 00:46:26,329 if you keep your information secret 1091 00:46:26,329 --> 00:46:29,498 and don't go blabbing your mouth to everyone, 1092 00:46:29,498 --> 00:46:31,135 then we'll be cool. 1093 00:46:31,135 --> 00:46:34,868 - Hey, consider us (snaps fingers) cool. 1094 00:46:34,868 --> 00:46:37,749 - All right. - Can we call him Daggy? 1095 00:46:37,749 --> 00:46:39,419 Like, hey, Daggy? - If you want. 1096 00:46:39,419 --> 00:46:42,651 Yeah, Twyla, you can walk in and call him that. Absolutely. 1097 00:46:42,651 --> 00:46:44,842 As he says, ooh, a pet name already. 1098 00:46:44,842 --> 00:46:47,814 And what's your name, m'lady? - (whisper) Twyla. 1099 00:46:47,814 --> 00:46:48,647 - [Brennan] Twyla, Dag Strongshield. 1100 00:46:48,647 --> 00:46:51,342 - Twyla says. - Ooh. (chuckles) 1101 00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:52,943 Well, welcome to the Hero's Hall. 1102 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:57,317 We have Mr. Elwin Thrump, our bard who's playing. 1103 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:59,088 You see there's a sort of scrawny guy 1104 00:46:59,088 --> 00:47:01,934 with a very poofy kind of feathered Renaissance cap 1105 00:47:01,934 --> 00:47:04,745 who's playing a mandolin up on the stage. 1106 00:47:04,745 --> 00:47:07,202 (Bob mimics mandolin music) - What was his name? 1107 00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:08,815 - [Brennan] Elwin. - Elwin. 1108 00:47:08,815 --> 00:47:09,648 - Elwin. 1109 00:47:09,648 --> 00:47:11,285 - And the rest of you walk in as well. 1110 00:47:11,285 --> 00:47:12,681 Princess, you see that bar. 1111 00:47:12,681 --> 00:47:16,320 Huge aged barrels of mead and ale. 1112 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,405 You see there's some bottles 1113 00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:19,380 of some stronger stuff back there as well. 1114 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:22,901 The barmaid looks over at you, this older woman, Kashra. 1115 00:47:22,901 --> 00:47:26,485 And she says, traveler, welcome to the Hero's Hall. 1116 00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:28,740 Pleasure to have you. What can I get you to drink? 1117 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,384 (gravelly) Let's do shots! (cast laughing) 1118 00:47:31,384 --> 00:47:33,512 Do you wanna do shots? - [Jujubee] Yeah. 1119 00:47:33,512 --> 00:47:34,488 - Yeah. - Do you want to? 1120 00:47:34,488 --> 00:47:35,321 - Mine has to be nonalcoholic, though. 1121 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:37,037 - I know she's gonna, you'll pretend. 1122 00:47:37,037 --> 00:47:38,656 - Let's do shots. - Okay, okay, okay. 1123 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:41,944 - All right, some shots. Wonderful, all right, well... 1124 00:47:41,944 --> 00:47:44,332 You see that she goes and you see this place 1125 00:47:44,332 --> 00:47:45,998 is a little bit rinky-dink enough 1126 00:47:45,998 --> 00:47:49,570 that the shot glasses are like, a tin coffee cup, 1127 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:51,271 two sort of rocks glasses and then like- 1128 00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:52,629 - Fierce. - [Brennan] So you're like, 1129 00:47:52,629 --> 00:47:54,289 that's a bowl, that's like a small bowl. 1130 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,802 - Yeah. - Puts it all in front of you 1131 00:47:55,802 --> 00:48:00,317 and she says, we have some elven mead, 1132 00:48:00,317 --> 00:48:02,298 but if you're looking for something a little bit stronger 1133 00:48:02,298 --> 00:48:05,358 we have some orcish grog that we'd be able- 1134 00:48:05,358 --> 00:48:07,353 - Ooh, orcish grog. - Ooh, orcish grog. 1135 00:48:07,353 --> 00:48:08,870 - [Both] Orcish grog. - [Brennan] All right. 1136 00:48:08,870 --> 00:48:12,841 - I'll have a water. - You're just, just a water? 1137 00:48:12,841 --> 00:48:15,702 - Yeah, maybe with some flowers in it, you know? 1138 00:48:15,702 --> 00:48:17,432 - [Brennan] All right. - Something nice. 1139 00:48:17,432 --> 00:48:18,824 - Who the fuck do you think you are? 1140 00:48:18,824 --> 00:48:20,477 - [Brennan] Wallace! - Twyla. 1141 00:48:20,477 --> 00:48:23,354 - Wallace, run out to the well and get some water. 1142 00:48:23,354 --> 00:48:25,018 (cast laughing) 1143 00:48:25,018 --> 00:48:27,519 And you see a kid head out the door. 1144 00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:29,257 And you see that she takes out a thing 1145 00:48:29,257 --> 00:48:30,526 and says, orcish grog it is. 1146 00:48:30,526 --> 00:48:34,336 She takes a sort of steel, like knight's helmet, 1147 00:48:34,336 --> 00:48:37,231 puts it on her head, walks over to a bottle 1148 00:48:37,231 --> 00:48:40,346 and opens the cork and you see (mimics air puffing) 1149 00:48:40,346 --> 00:48:45,023 a fume of alcoholic vapor escapes the bottle. 1150 00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:48,380 And she says, (breathes heavily) oh, look at that. 1151 00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:50,344 It makes you cry a little bit if you stand right over it. 1152 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:53,399 And she pours three pretty heavy pours 1153 00:48:53,399 --> 00:48:55,372 of orcish grog in front of you. 1154 00:48:55,372 --> 00:48:58,716 And you see there is this like, (inhales sharply) 1155 00:48:58,716 --> 00:49:00,151 it's completely clear. 1156 00:49:00,151 --> 00:49:04,188 It smells sort of salty and sour, 1157 00:49:04,188 --> 00:49:07,459 and there's a, it's like a little bit viscous. 1158 00:49:07,459 --> 00:49:09,222 You can see the surface tension on it 1159 00:49:09,222 --> 00:49:12,378 is like a little bit thicker than water. 1160 00:49:12,378 --> 00:49:14,662 She puts it in front of all of you and says, 1161 00:49:14,662 --> 00:49:17,371 bottoms up, sláinte, and good health to all of you. 1162 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:18,204 - All right. 1163 00:49:18,204 --> 00:49:21,153 - I wanna use some Prestidigitation. 1164 00:49:21,153 --> 00:49:21,986 - [Brennan] Yes. 1165 00:49:21,986 --> 00:49:23,720 - To make it look like I'm drinking. 1166 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,553 - (laughs) Perfect. 1167 00:49:24,553 --> 00:49:25,934 - I want everyone to think that I'm drinking. 1168 00:49:25,934 --> 00:49:26,827 Do I gotta roll something? 1169 00:49:26,827 --> 00:49:29,288 - No, that's a use of the spell that you can absolutely do. 1170 00:49:29,288 --> 00:49:30,915 - So everyone thinks, it looks like I'm drinking, 1171 00:49:30,915 --> 00:49:33,104 but as I pour it to my mouth, it looks like somehow 1172 00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,362 it's fading away or something 1173 00:49:35,362 --> 00:49:36,520 - And the real grog, are you just like, 1174 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,477 tossing that over your shoulder? 1175 00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:39,196 - Yeah, I'm just doing... - You wanna do one of these. 1176 00:49:39,196 --> 00:49:40,064 - Yeah, just kinda like a... 1177 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,722 - And Troyánn, our sort of, like, warriors here, 1178 00:49:42,722 --> 00:49:43,869 like Troyánn and Princess. 1179 00:49:43,869 --> 00:49:45,490 Are you knocking it back full? 1180 00:49:45,490 --> 00:49:47,191 - We're knocking it back. - Yeah, totally! 1181 00:49:47,191 --> 00:49:49,627 - Hell yeah, incredible. So both... 1182 00:49:49,627 --> 00:49:52,521 So Princess drank, clink. It goes back. 1183 00:49:52,521 --> 00:49:55,853 All of you hear (hisses) as the wooden floor 1184 00:49:55,853 --> 00:49:58,561 behind Gertrude starts to steam. 1185 00:49:58,561 --> 00:49:59,734 - [Jujubee] Oh! - What was that? 1186 00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:03,629 (cast laughing) - It's really strong. 1187 00:50:03,629 --> 00:50:07,531 - I need both of you to make a new roll for the first time. 1188 00:50:07,531 --> 00:50:10,931 A constitution saving throw. - Ooh. 1189 00:50:10,931 --> 00:50:13,481 - So unlike skill checks, saving throws are rolls 1190 00:50:13,481 --> 00:50:16,215 to avoid something bad happening to you. 1191 00:50:16,215 --> 00:50:18,087 - Oh God. - No! 1192 00:50:18,087 --> 00:50:19,251 - [Bob] You're drinking. - Don't drink. 1193 00:50:19,251 --> 00:50:20,574 Don't drink, kids. 1194 00:50:20,574 --> 00:50:24,963 - Oh, looks like you shoulda had the water. (laughs) 1195 00:50:24,963 --> 00:50:29,342 - What do you think is in the flowers, girl? Watch out. 1196 00:50:29,342 --> 00:50:31,702 - Do your roll, Mary. - Why do you have- 1197 00:50:31,702 --> 00:50:33,331 - Dysentery. - [Jujubee] Why do you have to lie? 1198 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,307 - Dysentery. (laughs) - Incredible. 1199 00:50:35,307 --> 00:50:37,201 So both of you are gonna roll that same d20 1200 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:41,448 and above your skills you'll see your saving throws. 1201 00:50:41,448 --> 00:50:44,043 So you're gonna look at constitution and you're gonna add 1202 00:50:44,043 --> 00:50:45,624 whatever's next to constitution to your roll. 1203 00:50:45,624 --> 00:50:47,613 - Oh God, come on. (tense music) 1204 00:50:47,613 --> 00:50:49,837 (gasps) 13. 1205 00:50:49,837 --> 00:50:50,973 - [Brennan] And have you added the number 1206 00:50:50,973 --> 00:50:53,338 next to your constitution? 1207 00:50:53,338 --> 00:50:54,563 - 19. - [Brennan] Ooh, that's right. 1208 00:50:54,563 --> 00:50:56,406 Troyánn is made of stern stuff. 1209 00:50:56,406 --> 00:50:57,452 - Can we double check on Monét's math? 1210 00:50:57,452 --> 00:50:58,867 New York public schools. I need someone to- 1211 00:50:58,867 --> 00:50:59,867 - [Jujubee] Oh! - Get outta here. 1212 00:50:59,867 --> 00:51:01,216 - [Bob] Make sure the numbers are right. 1213 00:51:01,216 --> 00:51:02,716 - Princess, what did you roll? 1214 00:51:02,716 --> 00:51:06,710 - A 15 plus seven is 22. - Ooh! 1215 00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:11,624 So our undersea assassin and our Orcish barbarian noble, 1216 00:51:11,624 --> 00:51:12,804 you throw it back. 1217 00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:15,684 Each of you feel this scalding, searing 1218 00:51:15,684 --> 00:51:17,503 of the grog go down your throats 1219 00:51:17,503 --> 00:51:18,918 and you're immediately feeling like, 1220 00:51:18,918 --> 00:51:20,518 just the right amount of buzz, it's great. 1221 00:51:20,518 --> 00:51:23,415 - Ooh - Yeah. 1222 00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:25,568 - Everyone in this tavern looks kinda cool. 1223 00:51:25,568 --> 00:51:27,234 You feel very charming. 1224 00:51:27,234 --> 00:51:30,343 It's like, ooh, this is a great place to be. 1225 00:51:30,343 --> 00:51:31,993 - I get to take my mark out tonight. 1226 00:51:31,993 --> 00:51:33,376 - And as you say that, actually, go ahead 1227 00:51:33,376 --> 00:51:36,489 and give me an investigation roll, 1228 00:51:36,489 --> 00:51:37,834 and I'm gonna add a new mechanic here 1229 00:51:37,834 --> 00:51:40,006 which is you're actually gonna do this with advantage. 1230 00:51:40,006 --> 00:51:42,096 When I say you make a roll with advantage, 1231 00:51:42,096 --> 00:51:44,363 it means you actually get to roll twice 1232 00:51:44,363 --> 00:51:46,191 and take the better of the two rolls. 1233 00:51:46,191 --> 00:51:47,024 - Okay. 1234 00:51:47,024 --> 00:51:49,234 - So because you're such a practiced assassin, 1235 00:51:49,234 --> 00:51:51,536 you're gonna roll investigation, 1236 00:51:51,536 --> 00:51:52,781 which is another one of your skills, 1237 00:51:52,781 --> 00:51:55,142 and I want you to roll... 1238 00:51:55,142 --> 00:51:56,910 Actually, we're gonna call this perception 1239 00:51:56,910 --> 00:51:58,391 so go ahead and roll perception for me. 1240 00:51:58,391 --> 00:52:00,668 Roll twice and take the better of the two rolls. 1241 00:52:00,668 --> 00:52:02,843 - Okay, with d20? - With d20, that's correct. 1242 00:52:02,843 --> 00:52:04,120 (die taps table) (Monét gasps) 1243 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,111 (gasps) A one! Oh no. 1244 00:52:06,111 --> 00:52:07,019 Thank goodness you're rolling with advantage 1245 00:52:07,019 --> 00:52:08,326 so as long as you don't roll another one. 1246 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,918 - It's gonna be a two. - It's gonna be a one. 1247 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,689 - No! (Brennan laughing) 1248 00:52:11,689 --> 00:52:12,668 - We're on the same team, 1249 00:52:12,668 --> 00:52:14,641 Twyla and Gertrude. - Yeah! 1250 00:52:14,641 --> 00:52:17,067 - We're just watching. - Yeah, we're not drunk. 1251 00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:21,233 - You pretended to watch. (Bob and Jujubee laughing) 1252 00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:22,924 - I'm just invisible over here. 1253 00:52:22,924 --> 00:52:24,622 - [Brennan] (gasps) You rolled a second one! 1254 00:52:24,622 --> 00:52:26,308 - Didn't I say? - [Alaska] Snake eyes. 1255 00:52:26,308 --> 00:52:27,998 - I got an eight. 1256 00:52:27,998 --> 00:52:30,137 Wait, wait, my perception? Yeah, eight. 1257 00:52:30,137 --> 00:52:33,611 - So unfortunately, in this game we have a thing 1258 00:52:33,611 --> 00:52:37,153 called critical success and failures. 1259 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,031 - This is a failure. 1260 00:52:38,031 --> 00:52:39,236 - [Brennan] This is a... (laughs) 1261 00:52:39,236 --> 00:52:41,737 - I'm assuming. - Naturally. 1262 00:52:41,737 --> 00:52:45,582 - On a natural 20, incredible things are possible. 1263 00:52:45,582 --> 00:52:49,166 If you hit a 20 on the die, it's an overwhelming success. 1264 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,115 - Yeah. - And the reverse, 1265 00:52:51,115 --> 00:52:53,493 if you manage to roll a natural one, which- 1266 00:52:53,493 --> 00:52:55,806 - Can I use some Prestidigitation 1267 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:59,058 and pretend like it was a 20? - Well, I will say this. 1268 00:52:59,058 --> 00:53:02,306 A perception check is a good check to roll very low on. 1269 00:53:02,306 --> 00:53:03,915 It's not life or death, right? - [Monét] Okay. 1270 00:53:03,915 --> 00:53:05,231 - So, if you- - This is just you like, 1271 00:53:05,231 --> 00:53:06,398 thinking your outfit looks good when it... (laughs) 1272 00:53:06,398 --> 00:53:07,231 - Let me put it this way, 1273 00:53:07,231 --> 00:53:09,467 if that had been your constitution saving throw- 1274 00:53:09,467 --> 00:53:10,300 - That would not be- - [Brennan] We'd be having 1275 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,597 a very bad time right now. - Okay, okay, okay. 1276 00:53:12,597 --> 00:53:15,056 - Okay, oh my gosh! - So an eight. 1277 00:53:15,056 --> 00:53:16,639 Right, we shouldn'ta drank those drinks. 1278 00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:18,669 - This game is dangerous. - If your perception is a one 1279 00:53:18,669 --> 00:53:20,211 that means you're delusional is what it means. 1280 00:53:20,211 --> 00:53:22,934 - [Alaska] It's true. - So Troyánn, you look around. 1281 00:53:22,934 --> 00:53:26,133 As you look, on a nat one perception check 1282 00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:27,719 you're stalking your quarry. 1283 00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,672 You have very specific people 1284 00:53:29,672 --> 00:53:31,918 that you were supposed to hunt. 1285 00:53:31,918 --> 00:53:32,843 - Does this look like she could like, 1286 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,040 confuse someone with someone else? 1287 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,916 Is that what this kinda thing is 1288 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:36,749 if your perception is that low? 1289 00:53:36,749 --> 00:53:37,582 - If your perception's that low 1290 00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,150 it means terrible things can happen. 1291 00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:42,566 Troyánn, you look and there is a door off, 1292 00:53:42,566 --> 00:53:45,057 Troyánn, you look and there is a door off, 1293 00:53:45,057 --> 00:53:47,173 there's a back entrance where the kid ran out 1294 00:53:47,173 --> 00:53:48,106 to go get that well water. 1295 00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:50,572 So there's another door sort of skinny and rickety, 1296 00:53:50,572 --> 00:53:52,634 almost like a, pretty sure it's a closet door. 1297 00:53:52,634 --> 00:53:53,467 - Yeah. 1298 00:53:53,467 --> 00:53:57,450 - And you see a deep red liquid 1299 00:53:57,450 --> 00:54:00,055 pooling out from underneath the door 1300 00:54:00,055 --> 00:54:03,213 into the hallway of the tavern. 1301 00:54:03,213 --> 00:54:07,963 Something on the other side of that door spells bad news. 1302 00:54:08,839 --> 00:54:12,684 - Go check it out. (intense dramatic music) 1303 00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:15,209 - I'm an assassin. Let's do it. 1304 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:19,315 Now, I have my spear in my hand as well 1305 00:54:19,315 --> 00:54:21,201 and also my net slinged over my shoulder, 1306 00:54:21,201 --> 00:54:22,310 but I'm gonna tuck the net. 1307 00:54:22,310 --> 00:54:23,143 I don't think I need the net, 1308 00:54:23,143 --> 00:54:24,405 but I have my spear ready to go. 1309 00:54:24,405 --> 00:54:27,279 - Hell yeah, spear in hand you walk to the door. 1310 00:54:27,279 --> 00:54:28,426 There's not even a keyhole. 1311 00:54:28,426 --> 00:54:29,446 It's a door that doesn't need a lock. 1312 00:54:29,446 --> 00:54:33,395 It's just a sort of service supply closet for the tavern. 1313 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:36,073 You open the door, (wood creaking) 1314 00:54:36,073 --> 00:54:37,073 look inside. 1315 00:54:38,295 --> 00:54:43,246 On the floor of the closet, bones crushed and mangled, 1316 00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:46,896 throat slit is the dead body 1317 00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,932 of famed music producer Mark Ronson. 1318 00:54:48,932 --> 00:54:49,765 (Bob laughing) (Jujubee gasps) 1319 00:54:49,765 --> 00:54:51,029 - The guy you were supposed to kill. 1320 00:54:51,029 --> 00:54:51,919 - Yes. - Someone's already done it. 1321 00:54:51,919 --> 00:54:52,752 - Somebody's already done it! 1322 00:54:52,752 --> 00:54:54,825 - I'm using my spear to move his body around 1323 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:57,511 so that I wanna incriminate myself and touch the body. 1324 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:58,509 (Brennan gasps) So I'm gonna move him 1325 00:54:58,509 --> 00:55:00,994 around with my spear, yep, he's dead. 1326 00:55:00,994 --> 00:55:02,789 - He's dead. - Not Mark Ronson! 1327 00:55:02,789 --> 00:55:04,139 - [Brennan] Not Mark Ronson. 1328 00:55:04,139 --> 00:55:05,700 - Well, at least Paula Abdul's safe. 1329 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:06,836 (Brennan laughs) 1330 00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:08,790 - I don't even know who Mark Ronson is. 1331 00:55:08,790 --> 00:55:10,514 - Bridgerton. - Uptown Funk. 1332 00:55:10,514 --> 00:55:11,347 - Yeah. 1333 00:55:11,347 --> 00:55:13,210 ♪ Sometimes I go out by myself ♪ 1334 00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:14,611 - He did a lot of Amy Winehouse, though. 1335 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,210 - Yeah. - Great. 1336 00:55:16,210 --> 00:55:18,448 - And he's in Kelvorda, and he's dead. 1337 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,639 - He's dead and mangled. - Wow! 1338 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:21,930 - Mangled in a closet. - In a closet. 1339 00:55:21,930 --> 00:55:24,340 As you behold that, Troyánn, you immediately know, 1340 00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:26,508 that soul, you need that soul. 1341 00:55:26,508 --> 00:55:31,366 And the danger sort of posed by that is, 1342 00:55:31,366 --> 00:55:33,589 there's two possibilities here. 1343 00:55:33,589 --> 00:55:35,768 Either you have to find another soul to replace it, 1344 00:55:35,768 --> 00:55:36,901 which is very challenging. 1345 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:39,328 There's like, only very specific souls you can get, 1346 00:55:39,328 --> 00:55:42,339 and you're working on a clock right now. 1347 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:45,015 Or you would have to go to the Underworld 1348 00:55:45,015 --> 00:55:48,568 and try to find the soul there walking around 1349 00:55:48,568 --> 00:55:50,609 with the other dead souls and collect it there. 1350 00:55:50,609 --> 00:55:51,516 - (wishper) What? 1351 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:55,420 - But that is a way harder way to do things. 1352 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,471 So Troyánn, so you see that. 1353 00:55:56,471 --> 00:55:57,309 So I think you're having that moment. 1354 00:55:57,309 --> 00:56:00,897 And again, you also see your spear nicks the forearm 1355 00:56:00,897 --> 00:56:02,919 so anyone who investigates this 1356 00:56:02,919 --> 00:56:04,721 might make the mistake of assuming you did it. 1357 00:56:04,721 --> 00:56:06,610 - [Jujubee] Mm. - [Brennan] For everyone else, 1358 00:56:06,610 --> 00:56:08,188 though, you're out in the tavern. 1359 00:56:08,188 --> 00:56:12,920 - We're having a great time. I didn't roll a one. (laughs) 1360 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,011 - We move from this moment of terror and discovery 1361 00:56:16,011 --> 00:56:17,853 that Troyánn is having sort of down the hallway 1362 00:56:17,853 --> 00:56:20,494 and we cut back to the main common room of the tavern. 1363 00:56:20,494 --> 00:56:22,937 The rich, musty smell of pipe smoke 1364 00:56:22,937 --> 00:56:25,215 along with the big wood fire by the stage 1365 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,280 where the bard is playing, this feels a place, 1366 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,984 it is a earthy, musky, depending on who you ask, 1367 00:56:30,984 --> 00:56:33,609 pleasant or unpleasant scent in the tavern 1368 00:56:33,609 --> 00:56:35,290 as people laugh and make merry. 1369 00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:37,210 Twyla, you have your water finally, 1370 00:56:37,210 --> 00:56:41,842 and Gertrude, you've done your shot of orcish grog. 1371 00:56:41,842 --> 00:56:43,292 - I have a question. - [Brennan] Yes. 1372 00:56:43,292 --> 00:56:46,764 - Could I use Friends to go talk to Dag 1373 00:56:46,764 --> 00:56:49,217 and get a full account of everyone who's been here 1374 00:56:49,217 --> 00:56:52,840 'cause we need to find out who did this dastardly 1375 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,051 'cause Dag's got an eye on everyone in the room. 1376 00:56:55,051 --> 00:56:57,084 - [Brennan] Dag spotted you the moment you walked in. - Who's Dag again? 1377 00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:57,917 - Dag's the guy at the front door. 1378 00:56:57,917 --> 00:56:58,750 - [Alaska] He's the guy at the door. 1379 00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,367 - The muscular dwarf with the beard. 1380 00:57:00,367 --> 00:57:02,549 - Yeah, the muscle- - The gold rings. 1381 00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:03,573 - Mm-hmm. - Absolutely. 1382 00:57:03,573 --> 00:57:04,483 You can absolutely talk to Dag. 1383 00:57:04,483 --> 00:57:06,341 So as you sort of corner Dag, 1384 00:57:06,341 --> 00:57:09,090 both of you are across from Kashra, and both of you, 1385 00:57:09,090 --> 00:57:13,587 Twyla and Princess, hear a squeak of a bar stool, 1386 00:57:13,587 --> 00:57:15,827 turn, don't see anything and look down 1387 00:57:15,827 --> 00:57:18,764 and you see a small goblin man. 1388 00:57:18,764 --> 00:57:20,873 He's sort of got a shock of like, 1389 00:57:20,873 --> 00:57:24,854 spiky black hair, long pointed green ears. 1390 00:57:24,854 --> 00:57:27,826 He has sort of these like, yellowish teeth 1391 00:57:27,826 --> 00:57:29,939 that he has a gold filling in one. 1392 00:57:29,939 --> 00:57:32,154 They've sort of been filed down to sharp points, 1393 00:57:32,154 --> 00:57:34,950 and these sort of high arched eyebrows 1394 00:57:34,950 --> 00:57:37,962 and a long cloak jingles and jangles. 1395 00:57:37,962 --> 00:57:41,264 You have to look down. He's only about three feet tall. 1396 00:57:41,264 --> 00:57:42,727 - Oh, okay. - [Brennan] And you see- 1397 00:57:42,727 --> 00:57:43,851 - You're the third tallest person in the bar. 1398 00:57:43,851 --> 00:57:45,961 - So that's why I'm looking down 'cause I was like, 1399 00:57:45,961 --> 00:57:47,322 are you sure? - Are you sure? 1400 00:57:47,322 --> 00:57:49,095 And you see he looks at you both and says, 1401 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:53,431 ladies, ladies, hello and welcome to the Hero's Hall. 1402 00:57:53,431 --> 00:57:55,407 I haven't seen you here before. 1403 00:57:55,407 --> 00:57:56,867 Allow me to introduce myself. 1404 00:57:56,867 --> 00:57:58,909 I'm Bump Williams. (Jujubee chuckles) 1405 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,968 I am a- - Bump. (laughs) 1406 00:58:00,968 --> 00:58:02,301 - Yes, you may call me Bump. 1407 00:58:02,301 --> 00:58:04,531 My friends call me Bump or Bumpy. 1408 00:58:04,531 --> 00:58:06,035 Welcome to the Hero's Hall. 1409 00:58:06,035 --> 00:58:08,911 Have you journeyed long to find yourself here 1410 00:58:08,911 --> 00:58:11,977 at the foot of Mount Basira? 1411 00:58:11,977 --> 00:58:14,642 - Uh, Twyla said- - He's totally hitting on you. 1412 00:58:14,642 --> 00:58:16,826 (cast laughing) 1413 00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:20,468 - And then Twyla says, (giggles) yes. 1414 00:58:20,468 --> 00:58:23,762 - And then Twyla says, (giggles) yes. 1415 00:58:23,762 --> 00:58:27,363 - Uh-huh, well, barkeep, if you would see 1416 00:58:27,363 --> 00:58:30,488 these two young ladies, feel free to drink on my tab, I- 1417 00:58:30,488 --> 00:58:32,929 these two young ladies, feel free to drink on my tab, I- 1418 00:58:32,929 --> 00:58:34,299 - Ladies. (Jujubee giggles) 1419 00:58:34,299 --> 00:58:37,447 - I know the owner of this establishment. 1420 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,563 - Oh yeah? - [Brennan] Yes. 1421 00:58:38,563 --> 00:58:39,475 - What's his name? 1422 00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:41,245 - Oh, well, her name is Kashra. 1423 00:58:41,245 --> 00:58:43,460 - Ooh. - Wow, what an assumption Twy. 1424 00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:45,728 - And I knew that and I was testing you. 1425 00:58:45,728 --> 00:58:50,413 - Wow, okay. Turnaround's fair play, I see some- 1426 00:58:50,413 --> 00:58:52,663 - Baby, Kashra is my friend. 1427 00:58:53,825 --> 00:58:56,884 - I see some witty repartee is in store for me 1428 00:58:56,884 --> 00:58:59,542 if I stay long at this bar. - Mm-hmm. 1429 00:58:59,542 --> 00:59:01,158 - You see that Kashra turns around, 1430 00:59:01,158 --> 00:59:04,621 gets a bottle of some fine elven mead, 1431 00:59:04,621 --> 00:59:05,504 puts it in front of you 1432 00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:07,488 with some a little bit cleaner glasses. 1433 00:59:07,488 --> 00:59:08,710 - The nice stuff. - [Brennan] The nice stuff. 1434 00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:10,855 - Yeah, well, why did we get the little nasty mismatched- 1435 00:59:10,855 --> 00:59:11,760 - 'Cause we didn't know a friend 1436 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,082 of the owner at the time, okay? 1437 00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:13,915 - We asked for shots. 1438 00:59:13,915 --> 00:59:15,846 - She brought out the fine china, honey. 1439 00:59:15,846 --> 00:59:19,655 - You see Bump looks at both of you and says, 1440 00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:24,088 you journeyed long, journeyed long together, I assume. 1441 00:59:24,088 --> 00:59:27,425 - Yes. - Hmm, you must forgive me. 1442 00:59:27,425 --> 00:59:30,895 I feel as though I recognize your face. 1443 00:59:30,895 --> 00:59:34,062 - (gasps) Oh my gosh! 1444 00:59:35,388 --> 00:59:39,549 Maybe I look really pretty and familiar. 1445 00:59:39,549 --> 00:59:42,526 - (chuckles gregariously) Well, you are a stunning beauty 1446 00:59:42,526 --> 00:59:46,060 so I'm sure perhaps I've seen you in my dreams. 1447 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:50,481 - (gasps) I agree. (cast laughing) 1448 00:59:50,481 --> 00:59:54,025 - Well, if there's any service I can be, just let me know. 1449 00:59:54,025 --> 00:59:57,459 I am something of a impresario here, a raconteur, 1450 00:59:57,459 --> 01:00:00,051 a little bit of a- - What an impresario? 1451 01:00:00,051 --> 01:00:00,884 - I uh... 1452 01:00:00,884 --> 01:00:02,905 - You be using these big words, baby. 1453 01:00:02,905 --> 01:00:06,847 - I'm sorry, as I said, raconteur. 1454 01:00:06,847 --> 01:00:08,244 - What the hell is that? 1455 01:00:08,244 --> 01:00:09,655 - It's when you contour with a rat. 1456 01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:12,430 You take a rat, you put it up to your cheek. Rat-contour. 1457 01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:14,344 - A New York rat. - Yeah. 1458 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:16,229 - A New York rat. - Ew. 1459 01:00:16,229 --> 01:00:17,504 - (laughs) A rat. 1460 01:00:17,504 --> 01:00:20,594 - You see he looks over at you and says, 1461 01:00:20,594 --> 01:00:22,402 I'll state it simply, I'm a man of means, 1462 01:00:22,402 --> 01:00:24,984 and I make things happen in the Village of Greeley. 1463 01:00:24,984 --> 01:00:27,899 - Oh, so he's a pimp. (Brennan laughing) 1464 01:00:27,899 --> 01:00:31,532 - You see he looks and says, many magical wares do I have. 1465 01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:33,343 - You see he looks and says, many magical wares do I have. 1466 01:00:33,343 --> 01:00:34,632 - Okay. - Oh. 1467 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:38,796 - And I'm always happy to part with them for a price. 1468 01:00:38,796 --> 01:00:42,358 However, I'm interested, you've been traveling long. 1469 01:00:42,358 --> 01:00:44,250 Have you been traveling here together? 1470 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:46,744 And you see he takes his mead and raises it 1471 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:47,920 in a toast to both of you 1472 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,027 and waits for you to raise your glasses as well. 1473 01:00:51,027 --> 01:00:54,111 - Do you raise your glass of water with the flower in it? 1474 01:00:54,111 --> 01:00:58,224 - My flower water has been up this whole time, actually. 1475 01:00:58,224 --> 01:01:00,233 - Twyla, I'm suspicious of this guy 1476 01:01:00,233 --> 01:01:03,863 because I think that he like, murdered my family 1477 01:01:03,863 --> 01:01:06,474 'cause he said I looked familiar so- 1478 01:01:06,474 --> 01:01:07,945 - And you did smell that smell that was... 1479 01:01:07,945 --> 01:01:09,634 - Oh. - Don't I have like, 1480 01:01:09,634 --> 01:01:12,254 some like, perception shit or something? 1481 01:01:12,254 --> 01:01:14,021 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. - Can I like, 1482 01:01:14,021 --> 01:01:15,804 see if he's being shady? - [Brennan] Yeah. 1483 01:01:15,804 --> 01:01:17,305 You have a couple different options. 1484 01:01:17,305 --> 01:01:19,308 You have all your skills in front of you 1485 01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:20,688 so what I would recommend is this. 1486 01:01:20,688 --> 01:01:22,290 If you want- - Danger sense. 1487 01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:25,030 - If you want to find out something 1488 01:01:25,030 --> 01:01:28,140 about this guy you're talking to subtly, 1489 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:30,479 I would recommend an insight check. 1490 01:01:30,479 --> 01:01:34,554 Insight is a skill associated with reading people, 1491 01:01:34,554 --> 01:01:37,565 situations, moods, vibes, things like that. 1492 01:01:37,565 --> 01:01:39,582 - Reading. (cast laughing) 1493 01:01:39,582 --> 01:01:41,588 - Hold on, what if you don't wanna do it quietly? 1494 01:01:41,588 --> 01:01:42,923 What if we wanna put you in a chair 1495 01:01:42,923 --> 01:01:44,522 and scream at you to find out? 1496 01:01:44,522 --> 01:01:46,234 - As a barbarian, you have a special ability 1497 01:01:46,234 --> 01:01:48,223 called 'Commanding Presence' which means- 1498 01:01:48,223 --> 01:01:50,131 - Oh. - Which means that you can, 1499 01:01:50,131 --> 01:01:52,336 if you want to confront this guy, 1500 01:01:52,336 --> 01:01:55,418 you can roll an intimidation check and add extra- 1501 01:01:55,418 --> 01:01:56,360 - Ooh, do it. 1502 01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,576 - So you're like, not just scary for your size and ferocity. 1503 01:02:00,576 --> 01:02:03,198 You also are like, extra imposing on top of that 1504 01:02:03,198 --> 01:02:06,562 from your commanding presence from your noble line. 1505 01:02:06,562 --> 01:02:08,172 - Yeah, that one. 1506 01:02:08,172 --> 01:02:09,395 - [Brennan] We're gonna do that one. 1507 01:02:09,395 --> 01:02:11,140 - Yeah. - So let's go ahead 1508 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:13,711 and roll an intimidation check. 1509 01:02:13,711 --> 01:02:14,971 And unlike a normal roll, 1510 01:02:14,971 --> 01:02:16,757 because you're gonna use your commanding presence, 1511 01:02:16,757 --> 01:02:20,643 you're also going to add the six-sided die. 1512 01:02:20,643 --> 01:02:22,948 Your six-sided die is the normal square one. 1513 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:23,781 - Okay. 1514 01:02:23,781 --> 01:02:25,017 - [Brennan] And you're gonna roll the d20 too. 1515 01:02:25,017 --> 01:02:26,284 - Oh, shoot. - Okay, here we go. 1516 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,117 - You're gonna roll them both, 1517 01:02:27,117 --> 01:02:29,178 and you're gonna add your intimidation skill 1518 01:02:29,178 --> 01:02:31,298 from your character sheet. 1519 01:02:31,298 --> 01:02:32,715 - Intimidation... 1520 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:35,538 Okay, okay, werk. Okay, werk. 1521 01:02:35,538 --> 01:02:36,371 - [Bob] How much is your intimidation whatever? 1522 01:02:36,371 --> 01:02:37,204 - It's a plus five. 1523 01:02:37,204 --> 01:02:38,303 (dice tap table) (dramatic music intensifies) 1524 01:02:38,303 --> 01:02:41,984 So, oh my God, okay. Oh my God, this is really bad. 1525 01:02:41,984 --> 01:02:43,373 Okay, oh God. (Brennan laughing) 1526 01:02:43,373 --> 01:02:46,727 I rolled a three and a one. 1527 01:02:46,727 --> 01:02:50,452 - (gasps) This table and that side of the table. 1528 01:02:50,452 --> 01:02:52,811 - So four plus five is a nine. 1529 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,160 Knowing that it is not a very successful attempt, 1530 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,015 how does Princess attempt to intimidate this goblin 1531 01:02:59,015 --> 01:03:00,957 facing you down at the bar? 1532 01:03:00,957 --> 01:03:03,831 - She would like, stand up and she would like, show 1533 01:03:03,831 --> 01:03:05,196 'cause he's like three feet tall 1534 01:03:05,196 --> 01:03:06,475 and she's like eight feet tall 1535 01:03:06,475 --> 01:03:09,481 so she would be like, stand up and be like, what? 1536 01:03:09,481 --> 01:03:11,412 What the fuck is up, motherfucker? 1537 01:03:11,412 --> 01:03:14,815 - (laughs) You see Bump looks at you and goes, 1538 01:03:14,815 --> 01:03:18,618 oh-ho-ho, large and powerful woman. 1539 01:03:18,618 --> 01:03:19,965 What are you gonna do to me? 1540 01:03:19,965 --> 01:03:23,484 - Ooh, Bump is kinky! (cast laughing) 1541 01:03:23,484 --> 01:03:26,406 - And then Twyla says, don't worry about it, Princess. 1542 01:03:26,406 --> 01:03:29,387 This is just a little Bump in the road. 1543 01:03:29,387 --> 01:03:32,757 - So then, okay, I feel like maybe we should go help them. 1544 01:03:32,757 --> 01:03:34,390 - Yes. - Because they're struggling. 1545 01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:35,743 And you don't roll the dice. 1546 01:03:35,743 --> 01:03:36,827 I'll do it this time. - And that's the thing, too, 1547 01:03:36,827 --> 01:03:38,916 is we're actually gonna pause at this moment. 1548 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:42,205 You see that as you sort of tower over Bump 1549 01:03:42,205 --> 01:03:43,570 to intimidate him, you see 1550 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,463 that there's some weird part of him 1551 01:03:45,463 --> 01:03:48,040 that appears to be like, all for it 1552 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,474 as you're attempting to... 1553 01:03:49,474 --> 01:03:52,717 He's not scared but rather he is like, into it. 1554 01:03:52,717 --> 01:03:54,350 - Maybe he climbed on the bar to get on her level. 1555 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:56,054 He's like, trying to, (Brennan laughing) 1556 01:03:56,054 --> 01:03:58,717 like, look her in the eye. - So he sees her belly button. 1557 01:03:58,717 --> 01:04:00,582 - We're gonna cut back to resolve what Gertrude's been doing 1558 01:04:00,582 --> 01:04:02,509 while this is happening, which is talking to Dag. 1559 01:04:02,509 --> 01:04:03,342 - Oh, right. 1560 01:04:03,342 --> 01:04:05,556 - So you're talking to Dag at the front who seems, 1561 01:04:05,556 --> 01:04:07,753 again, very charmed by you and you're gonna cast- 1562 01:04:07,753 --> 01:04:09,458 - I used Friends on him, I think, yeah. 1563 01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:12,561 - So you use a little bit of sorcery (mimics magic puffing) 1564 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:17,561 which means you're going to roll a persuasion with advantage 1565 01:04:17,656 --> 01:04:18,615 so you're gonna roll twice 1566 01:04:18,615 --> 01:04:20,431 and take the better of the two rolls. 1567 01:04:20,431 --> 01:04:24,320 - So just the d20? - [Brennan] D20, that's right. 1568 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,137 - That's an eight. - [Brennan] Okay, roll again. 1569 01:04:27,137 --> 01:04:29,077 - And this one is... 1570 01:04:29,077 --> 01:04:30,492 - Five. - A 10. 1571 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:33,565 - [Brennan] Okay, and then 10 plus what your persuasion is. 1572 01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:37,265 - Persuasion is eight, 18. - 18, so amazing. 1573 01:04:37,265 --> 01:04:39,217 - Yeah, Monét. - Oh my god. 1574 01:04:39,217 --> 01:04:40,582 - So you see that little... 1575 01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:42,094 What does it look like? 1576 01:04:42,094 --> 01:04:43,720 What does Gertrude's Friends spell 1577 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,932 'cause it's a subtle spell, what does it look like 1578 01:04:45,932 --> 01:04:47,360 as Gertrude casts this little charm? 1579 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,193 - So what happens is, 1580 01:04:48,193 --> 01:04:51,476 Gertrude takes like a deep breath and then as she exhales, 1581 01:04:51,476 --> 01:04:54,255 Gertrude takes like a deep breath and then as she exhales, 1582 01:04:54,255 --> 01:04:59,215 like a little, like, black dust comes out of her nose. 1583 01:04:59,215 --> 01:05:00,611 (Brennan gasps) And then it swirls down 1584 01:05:00,611 --> 01:05:02,727 and it kinda wraps around their head 1585 01:05:02,727 --> 01:05:06,430 and it goes into their ears and then they just go... 1586 01:05:06,430 --> 01:05:08,401 - Oh yeah? - Oh, hi. 1587 01:05:08,401 --> 01:05:10,208 They suddenly trust her. - Mm-hmm. 1588 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:11,246 - It's like they've known her for... 1589 01:05:11,246 --> 01:05:13,344 It's all of a sudden she's like an old friend. 1590 01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:16,489 - So you see, as the bar stool squeaks 1591 01:05:16,489 --> 01:05:18,955 for you to stand up, that's your moment of distraction. 1592 01:05:18,955 --> 01:05:20,957 (mimics wind whooshing) And you see Dag just goes, 1593 01:05:20,957 --> 01:05:24,960 (sniffs sharply and exhales) Hi. 1594 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,102 - Hey, Dag, you see pretty much everyone 1595 01:05:27,102 --> 01:05:28,886 who walks in this place, right? 1596 01:05:28,886 --> 01:05:30,839 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I try. 1597 01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:34,527 But not everyone is as noticeable as everyone else. 1598 01:05:34,527 --> 01:05:37,307 - And I noticed that Mark Ronson was in here before. 1599 01:05:37,307 --> 01:05:38,552 - Yeah, famed music producer. 1600 01:05:38,552 --> 01:05:41,078 - Yeah, I love his stuff. He's so good. 1601 01:05:41,078 --> 01:05:41,988 - Uptown Funk you up. 1602 01:05:41,988 --> 01:05:45,306 - Did he come in with anyone? Was he alone? 1603 01:05:45,306 --> 01:05:46,997 Did he have a friend with him? 1604 01:05:46,997 --> 01:05:48,774 Has he been talking to anyone? 1605 01:05:48,774 --> 01:05:52,691 - He came in here a couple days ago screaming. 1606 01:05:52,691 --> 01:05:55,494 He said he drove his car through a portal. 1607 01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:57,019 He didn't know how he got here. 1608 01:05:57,019 --> 01:05:58,350 - Mm-hmm. - He was trying desperately 1609 01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:01,292 to get back to Earth, he didn't know anybody. 1610 01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:04,042 He said he feels like he was losing his mind. 1611 01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:05,769 People were like, "It's a portal, buddy." 1612 01:06:05,769 --> 01:06:07,119 - Yeah, it's a portal. They're pretty standard. 1613 01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:10,402 - Pretty standard. - Well, in Kelvorda. 1614 01:06:10,402 --> 01:06:12,341 - In Kelvorda. (laughs) Exactly, you get it. 1615 01:06:12,341 --> 01:06:14,059 - I mean, show me a town without a portal 1616 01:06:14,059 --> 01:06:15,779 and I'll show you, you know. 1617 01:06:15,779 --> 01:06:17,518 - But he was around earlier today, 1618 01:06:17,518 --> 01:06:21,231 but I ended up seeing him talk with... 1619 01:06:21,231 --> 01:06:23,926 There were two folks that came in earlier today 1620 01:06:23,926 --> 01:06:27,734 back when the sun was still up, and they headed up 1621 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,084 towards the mountain with only, you know, 1622 01:06:30,084 --> 01:06:32,425 a couple, like an hour or two to spare to get up there. 1623 01:06:32,425 --> 01:06:33,519 They were cutting it pretty close. 1624 01:06:33,519 --> 01:06:34,727 - Mm-hmm. 1625 01:06:34,727 --> 01:06:35,969 - You know, now that you mention it, 1626 01:06:35,969 --> 01:06:38,452 it's sort of interesting 'cause one of them, 1627 01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:41,506 uh, of course we get all sorts in here, 1628 01:06:41,506 --> 01:06:43,691 but I will say, this far from the sea 1629 01:06:43,691 --> 01:06:46,807 it's unusual to see merfolk traveling this far. 1630 01:06:46,807 --> 01:06:49,942 But I did see there was a merperson 1631 01:06:49,942 --> 01:06:52,998 who had one of those sea charms 1632 01:06:52,998 --> 01:06:56,092 to grant them legs for a time. - Ah. 1633 01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:59,171 - Ooh! Who could that be, her mama? 1634 01:06:59,171 --> 01:07:00,167 - I don't know. 1635 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:03,908 So that's when Gertrude leans down 1636 01:07:03,908 --> 01:07:06,987 and just whispers in his ear, thank you so much, Dag. 1637 01:07:06,987 --> 01:07:10,670 And then she blinks and then he snaps out of the trance. 1638 01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:13,755 - (inhales sharply) Oh! (grunts) 1639 01:07:13,755 --> 01:07:17,481 - So Gertrude walks over to Troyánn and pulls her aside 1640 01:07:17,481 --> 01:07:19,964 - So Gertrude walks over to Troyánn and pulls her aside 1641 01:07:19,964 --> 01:07:21,953 and goes, listen- - Wait, girl. 1642 01:07:21,953 --> 01:07:23,638 Mark Ronson's dead already. (Brennan laughing) 1643 01:07:23,638 --> 01:07:26,023 - Yeah, I know. I already know. 1644 01:07:26,023 --> 01:07:28,154 I talked to Dag, the guy at the front door. 1645 01:07:28,154 --> 01:07:29,668 He sees everything here, 1646 01:07:29,668 --> 01:07:32,977 and there was another merperson here. 1647 01:07:32,977 --> 01:07:35,371 But they had the amulet that grants them legs. 1648 01:07:35,371 --> 01:07:38,003 - What color was the amulet? - It was... 1649 01:07:38,003 --> 01:07:40,623 - [Brennan] It was a... - 'Cause I've said it already- 1650 01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:41,960 - Dag did not say, but I think you- 1651 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,270 - Oh, I remember. I remember now, I remember. 1652 01:07:44,270 --> 01:07:48,179 It was red but it was kinda like a pulsing red color 1653 01:07:48,179 --> 01:07:50,342 and it had like some kind of stuff, is that... 1654 01:07:50,342 --> 01:07:51,863 - It's an amulet of my mother. 1655 01:07:51,863 --> 01:07:54,796 - Is this from Deepwater? - From Edgewater? 1656 01:07:54,796 --> 01:07:55,643 - Deepwater. - [Brennan] Oh, uh- 1657 01:07:55,643 --> 01:07:57,900 - Edgewater. - Deeptown. 1658 01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,267 - From Everdeep. - Everdeep! 1659 01:08:00,267 --> 01:08:03,214 - It's water. - Love it. Hell yes. 1660 01:08:03,214 --> 01:08:05,041 So I think here, Troyánn, 1661 01:08:05,041 --> 01:08:06,617 you would remember this right away. 1662 01:08:06,617 --> 01:08:11,134 Those amulets are worth more than a king's ransom. 1663 01:08:11,134 --> 01:08:11,967 - Yeah. 1664 01:08:11,967 --> 01:08:13,680 - If you were able to get more of a description 1665 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:14,574 you might be able to pinpoint it, 1666 01:08:14,574 --> 01:08:17,344 but it would have to be one of your like, 1667 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:19,228 cousins or someone close to the royal family. 1668 01:08:19,228 --> 01:08:21,078 - Is there anyone in your family 1669 01:08:21,078 --> 01:08:23,935 who would be trying to undercut you, take your kills, 1670 01:08:23,935 --> 01:08:26,443 put you in bad standing with the Queen of the Underworld? 1671 01:08:26,443 --> 01:08:28,893 - These amulets are only held by royal prestige 1672 01:08:28,893 --> 01:08:32,147 so it has to be someone of royal lineage to have this amulet. 1673 01:08:32,147 --> 01:08:35,472 And I do have a cousin. 1674 01:08:35,472 --> 01:08:37,929 - Who? - [Monét] But I'm not sure if it's hers. 1675 01:08:37,929 --> 01:08:38,762 - How long can you keep legs? 1676 01:08:38,762 --> 01:08:40,604 Like how long does the effect last? 1677 01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:44,140 - Well, you know, I'm half merperson and half... 1678 01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:45,186 - Yeah, and you will not let your mom forget. 1679 01:08:45,186 --> 01:08:47,142 - Per-person. (laughs) 1680 01:08:47,142 --> 01:08:49,266 - [Monét] Merperson. - Merperson and per-person. 1681 01:08:49,266 --> 01:08:51,775 - Uh-huh, and so I have my legs full time, 1682 01:08:51,775 --> 01:08:56,775 but there is a charm that we have down in Riverdeep-ish. 1683 01:08:57,042 --> 01:08:58,302 - Everdeep. - [Bob And Monét] Everdeep. 1684 01:08:58,302 --> 01:09:00,964 - That can give you legs for 12 hours. 1685 01:09:00,964 --> 01:09:02,512 - 12 hours? - [Monét] 12 hours only. 1686 01:09:02,512 --> 01:09:03,575 - Well, they can't be gone too long. 1687 01:09:03,575 --> 01:09:04,408 - But the water's that far 1688 01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:06,521 so it takes a half a day's journey to get here. 1689 01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:07,528 - So by the time you get here... 1690 01:09:07,528 --> 01:09:09,603 - Isn't that 12 hours? - Let me be clear. 1691 01:09:09,603 --> 01:09:11,539 So by the time you get here, your legs are, you're back to- 1692 01:09:11,539 --> 01:09:13,533 - Well, the lake by your house, could they stop there? 1693 01:09:13,533 --> 01:09:14,828 - Oh, 'cause they can stop in the water. 1694 01:09:14,828 --> 01:09:15,790 - [Monét] Next to water, yep. 1695 01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:17,246 - Got it, okay, that makes sense. 1696 01:09:17,246 --> 01:09:20,004 - Wait, so you get in the water to get the legs back? 1697 01:09:20,004 --> 01:09:21,568 - [Monét] I think what- - To rest. 1698 01:09:21,568 --> 01:09:22,660 - Yeah, it lasts for 12 hours. - To rest. 1699 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,232 - Then once you rest for a little bit you put it back on, 1700 01:09:24,232 --> 01:09:25,552 you can go back out and start walking, 1701 01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:26,569 is that correct? - Yes. 1702 01:09:26,569 --> 01:09:28,729 - So why wouldn't you just bring a bag of water? 1703 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,107 - Well, you have to be submerged in it. 1704 01:09:30,107 --> 01:09:31,182 - [Monét] Submerged. 1705 01:09:31,182 --> 01:09:32,477 - You just, a trash bag of water. 1706 01:09:32,477 --> 01:09:33,494 - Well, you're four feet tall. - [Monét] We don't have trash bags. 1707 01:09:33,494 --> 01:09:34,619 - You could sit in a bag of water. 1708 01:09:34,619 --> 01:09:36,051 - We don't have trash bags in Riverdeep. 1709 01:09:36,051 --> 01:09:39,056 - Also, you don't put plastic in the ocean. It's the water. 1710 01:09:39,056 --> 01:09:40,635 - Well, that's why it's outside of the ocean with the water. 1711 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,656 - They're very sensitive to plastic in the ocean. 1712 01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:43,489 Please don't bring it up around- 1713 01:09:43,489 --> 01:09:45,545 - Twyla- - I'm just saying. 1714 01:09:45,545 --> 01:09:46,776 It's just simple. - Troyánn is very sensitive 1715 01:09:46,776 --> 01:09:48,236 to plastic in the ocean. - All right. 1716 01:09:48,236 --> 01:09:49,651 - It's a really sore subject. 1717 01:09:49,651 --> 01:09:51,635 - Can I go invisible right now? 1718 01:09:51,635 --> 01:09:52,561 (cast laughing) 1719 01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:54,576 - You can't go invisible at all. 1720 01:09:54,576 --> 01:09:58,986 - And I will remind you, we see you! We can see you! 1721 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,592 Let me remind you of that. - The whole bar you hear a, 1722 01:10:00,592 --> 01:10:02,107 (gasps) gasp from the whole bar 1723 01:10:02,107 --> 01:10:04,240 as Twyla believes she has gone invisible. 1724 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,002 - And just fully naked in the bar. 1725 01:10:06,002 --> 01:10:08,458 - Fully naked on her phone 1726 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,515 thinking nobody can hear her. - Hand in the pants. 1727 01:10:09,515 --> 01:10:10,750 - Yeah, we cut back to the bar. 1728 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,769 Bump Williams goes, I gotta be honest, 1729 01:10:12,769 --> 01:10:15,964 I like what's going on here. (players laughing) 1730 01:10:15,964 --> 01:10:19,031 This whole situation works for me. 1731 01:10:19,031 --> 01:10:21,649 - So if someone came on land and they got legs 1732 01:10:21,649 --> 01:10:23,761 and they're merfolk, they had to have had to stop 1733 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:28,761 by a body of water on the way back so we can trace them. 1734 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,179 - Amazing, you two have that interaction. 1735 01:10:30,179 --> 01:10:33,159 We're gonna cut back to Twyla and Princess over at the bar. 1736 01:10:33,159 --> 01:10:35,463 So Bump looks and says, 1737 01:10:35,463 --> 01:10:39,585 I hope I've not given the wrong impression. 1738 01:10:39,585 --> 01:10:42,802 And if you want to punish me for my rudeness, 1739 01:10:42,802 --> 01:10:46,281 I absolutely would be more than fine with that. 1740 01:10:46,281 --> 01:10:48,038 - He wants it. - Punch him in the face. 1741 01:10:48,038 --> 01:10:52,455 - I do, I do wanna punch him so bad. I hate this guy. 1742 01:10:53,799 --> 01:10:55,753 - I'm actually kinda keen on him. He's kinda cute. 1743 01:10:55,753 --> 01:10:56,832 - I don't like him. 1744 01:10:56,832 --> 01:10:57,724 - Punch him, punch him, punch him! 1745 01:10:57,724 --> 01:10:59,677 - Let's get our first attack roll of the campaign! 1746 01:10:59,677 --> 01:11:00,620 - Oh my God, We're gonna hit someone. 1747 01:11:00,620 --> 01:11:01,956 - Come on, come on! - [Brennan] Hit somebody! 1748 01:11:01,956 --> 01:11:03,527 - Okay, great, okay. 1749 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,672 - So we're gonna go ahead and attack. 1750 01:11:04,672 --> 01:11:05,951 To remind you of some of your abilities 1751 01:11:05,951 --> 01:11:07,992 like if it's a full battle, 1752 01:11:07,992 --> 01:11:09,508 you're gonna often want to go into a rage. 1753 01:11:09,508 --> 01:11:11,883 I'm not sure if you're at that point yet. 1754 01:11:11,883 --> 01:11:13,039 - I don't need to go into a rage. 1755 01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:16,141 - Great, you also have an ability called 'Reckless Attack.' 1756 01:11:16,141 --> 01:11:18,209 That lets you take a big swing. 1757 01:11:18,209 --> 01:11:20,754 It lets you roll an attack roll with advantage, 1758 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:23,402 but it means that anyone who wants to attack you 1759 01:11:23,402 --> 01:11:25,302 has an easier time doing that. 1760 01:11:25,302 --> 01:11:26,823 - I just wanna punch him clean and simple. 1761 01:11:26,823 --> 01:11:29,249 - Clean and simple. Give me that d20 and roll it in the box. 1762 01:11:29,249 --> 01:11:30,727 - Hit him hard. - 20, 20 sister. 1763 01:11:30,727 --> 01:11:32,669 - [Brennan] And you're gonna add eight to this roll. 1764 01:11:32,669 --> 01:11:34,295 - Oh, plus eight. 1765 01:11:34,295 --> 01:11:36,593 - [Bob] Hit him hard, hit him hard. 1766 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:38,177 - Plus eight, ooh! 1767 01:11:38,177 --> 01:11:41,268 A 16 plus eight. 1768 01:11:41,268 --> 01:11:42,379 - You're gonna kill him! - 24. 1769 01:11:42,379 --> 01:11:44,840 - [Brennan] Oh my God, a 24! - You're gonna pulverize him, girl. 1770 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,528 - So Bump looks up and says, 1771 01:11:46,528 --> 01:11:48,535 (chuckles) if there's any way I can... 1772 01:11:48,535 --> 01:11:51,295 And a massive fist. 1773 01:11:51,295 --> 01:11:54,085 Go ahead, just describe what it looks like 1774 01:11:54,085 --> 01:11:56,290 as Princess hits this goblin. 1775 01:11:56,290 --> 01:11:58,160 - It's just, she's very casual. 1776 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,547 He's trying to talk to her to come on up to her. 1777 01:12:01,547 --> 01:12:04,010 He's like over here and she just goes. (mimics blow landing) 1778 01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:04,843 (Bob laughing) 1779 01:12:04,843 --> 01:12:07,538 - This goblin, like skipping a stone across a lake 1780 01:12:07,538 --> 01:12:10,325 just hits four different tabletops across the bar. 1781 01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:11,931 - Dragon Ball Z. - Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! 1782 01:12:11,931 --> 01:12:12,764 (Monét mimics lightning crackling) 1783 01:12:12,764 --> 01:12:15,050 Yeah, full Dragon Ball Z. - World shatter. 1784 01:12:15,050 --> 01:12:18,530 - (laughs) Shatters a window and is gone. 1785 01:12:18,530 --> 01:12:22,570 As he scatters, as you hit him, his jingling coat 1786 01:12:22,570 --> 01:12:24,728 drops a couple different things. 1787 01:12:24,728 --> 01:12:25,561 - Yes! - Cling, cling, cling, 1788 01:12:25,561 --> 01:12:27,514 cling, cling, full like Sonic the Hedgehog style 1789 01:12:27,514 --> 01:12:30,186 like gold rings, like pow. 1790 01:12:30,186 --> 01:12:32,426 And you see that there are a couple 1791 01:12:32,426 --> 01:12:36,567 of these beautiful opal clasps. 1792 01:12:36,567 --> 01:12:38,444 There are about, we'll say there's 1793 01:12:38,444 --> 01:12:41,210 like five opal clasps on the ground. 1794 01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:44,568 The gem is set into silver, and as you look at the gem, 1795 01:12:44,568 --> 01:12:46,700 The gem is set into silver, and as you look at the gem, 1796 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:49,997 it swims with a little bit of translucency. 1797 01:12:49,997 --> 01:12:51,935 At first you wonder if there are cracks 1798 01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:53,513 or something within the gemstone, but as you look deeper 1799 01:12:53,513 --> 01:12:55,095 you see that the gem is flawless. 1800 01:12:55,095 --> 01:13:00,012 It's just that it contains a kind of mist or fog within it. 1801 01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:04,438 Do you pick them up off the ground 1802 01:13:04,438 --> 01:13:06,099 or do you leave them there? 1803 01:13:06,099 --> 01:13:08,844 - If you're gonna pick them up, put on gloves first. 1804 01:13:08,844 --> 01:13:10,095 - Oh, do I- - [Jujubee] Just in case. 1805 01:13:10,095 --> 01:13:11,398 - [Alaska] Okay, yeah, yeah. - Here. 1806 01:13:11,398 --> 01:13:13,132 - But we should definitely pick them up. 1807 01:13:13,132 --> 01:13:16,350 We definitely pick them up. - You pick them up. 1808 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:19,704 Either of you can give me an arcana check if you like. 1809 01:13:19,704 --> 01:13:21,694 That's one of your skills on your character sheet. 1810 01:13:21,694 --> 01:13:24,566 - You're more magic. - What's an arcana spell? 1811 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:25,899 - What does arcana mean? 1812 01:13:25,899 --> 01:13:29,064 - So arcana is the knowledge of magic like arcane things. 1813 01:13:29,064 --> 01:13:30,484 - That should be you, Twy. - Thanks, I'll give it to you. 1814 01:13:30,484 --> 01:13:31,567 - [Brennan] Okay. - What do I do? 1815 01:13:31,567 --> 01:13:34,450 - Roll your d20 and you're gonna add your arcana check, 1816 01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,506 and we'll set a low DC. 1817 01:13:35,506 --> 01:13:37,998 It's just a DC 10. You just need to beat a 10. 1818 01:13:37,998 --> 01:13:40,160 - So I'm gonna roll a d20 and then I'm gonna add a number. 1819 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,320 - [Brennan] Yeah, absolutely. - And what number is that? 1820 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,728 - Whatever, on your character sheet right over here. 1821 01:13:44,728 --> 01:13:45,573 - [Bob] It's right here. - It is the number 1822 01:13:45,573 --> 01:13:47,453 next to the arcana skill. - Look, it's right there. 1823 01:13:47,453 --> 01:13:49,891 Look, you are at plus two. - Plus two, okay. 1824 01:13:49,891 --> 01:13:51,283 - Great, so you just need an eight or higher. 1825 01:13:51,283 --> 01:13:53,258 - Bitch, is your vision invisible too? - What's mine? 1826 01:13:53,258 --> 01:13:55,258 - Yes, yes. 1827 01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:57,298 - [Brennan] I forget, yeah, you're full buck naked. 1828 01:13:57,298 --> 01:13:59,122 (cast laughing) 1829 01:13:59,122 --> 01:14:03,237 - Look, 'cause I turned 38, and it's awful. 1830 01:14:03,237 --> 01:14:05,588 Okay, bitch. 38. - [Bob] How old are you? 1831 01:14:05,588 --> 01:14:07,503 - I'm 35. - You know, when you turn 36 1832 01:14:07,503 --> 01:14:09,069 your knees can tell when it's gonna rain. 1833 01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:10,972 (Brennan gasps) Just so you know. 1834 01:14:10,972 --> 01:14:11,824 - I'll be prepared. 1835 01:14:11,824 --> 01:14:15,574 - And I bet you it rains in Kavalda, Kavalda. 1836 01:14:16,837 --> 01:14:18,576 - Kelvorda. - Kelvorda. 1837 01:14:18,576 --> 01:14:19,599 - Well, that's how Twyla- - Who's also on season 13. 1838 01:14:19,599 --> 01:14:22,886 - Twyla has a Bostonian accent. Kavolda. 1839 01:14:22,886 --> 01:14:24,147 All right, let me roll this. - (whisper) Avada Kelvorda. 1840 01:14:24,147 --> 01:14:25,283 - All right, arcana, arcana. 1841 01:14:25,283 --> 01:14:27,452 - And it needs to be more than eight 1842 01:14:27,452 --> 01:14:28,790 because we need to add two 1843 01:14:28,790 --> 01:14:30,411 'cause it needs to be at least a 10. 1844 01:14:30,411 --> 01:14:32,502 But I bet you it's gonna be a 17 1845 01:14:32,502 --> 01:14:35,750 so it's gonna end up being a 19, honey! 1846 01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:38,073 Oh, it's 11 so 13, which is my lucky number. 1847 01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:39,327 - Amazing! - [Jujubee] Wow! 1848 01:14:39,327 --> 01:14:40,160 - Yes! - Twyla, you've seen this. 1849 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,145 - Good! 1850 01:14:41,145 --> 01:14:43,070 - Twyla, you've seen these before. 1851 01:14:43,070 --> 01:14:48,070 Spies of the forces of Queen Titania used to wear these. 1852 01:14:48,304 --> 01:14:51,626 They are called Wraith Clasps. - Ooh. 1853 01:14:51,626 --> 01:14:53,148 - Titania's a fairy queen, right? 1854 01:14:53,148 --> 01:14:55,296 - Titania's a fairy queen, that's right. 1855 01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:59,276 But in this war between the undead and the fairy realms, 1856 01:14:59,276 --> 01:15:02,129 some fairies needed to disguise themselves 1857 01:15:02,129 --> 01:15:03,567 to go behind enemy lines, 1858 01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:04,967 but that's a very dangerous thing to do 1859 01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:06,768 'cause fairies are so visibly alive. 1860 01:15:06,768 --> 01:15:08,594 They're filled with the power of nature 1861 01:15:08,594 --> 01:15:10,098 so these Wraith Clasps 1862 01:15:10,098 --> 01:15:14,192 are not actually the magic of the dead. 1863 01:15:14,192 --> 01:15:17,272 They're illusions, and by wearing a Wraith Clasp, 1864 01:15:17,272 --> 01:15:20,949 you may disguise yourself as a member of the dead. 1865 01:15:20,949 --> 01:15:23,361 So attaching them to your body- 1866 01:15:23,361 --> 01:15:25,606 - We getting into drag. (Brennan laughing) 1867 01:15:25,606 --> 01:15:28,261 We are getting in drag, honey! - Honey, ooh. 1868 01:15:28,261 --> 01:15:29,094 - As an undead, baby. 1869 01:15:29,094 --> 01:15:30,053 - [Monét] There's five, there are five. 1870 01:15:30,053 --> 01:15:30,886 - There's five of them? 1871 01:15:30,886 --> 01:15:32,717 We're gonna need these when we go to the Underworld. 1872 01:15:32,717 --> 01:15:33,550 - Perfect. 1873 01:15:33,550 --> 01:15:34,923 - But you found them so you can have two. 1874 01:15:34,923 --> 01:15:36,610 You can make earrings and we'll get like- 1875 01:15:36,610 --> 01:15:38,462 - Oh, just little, hoops. - Yeah, two little buttons. 1876 01:15:38,462 --> 01:15:41,326 - Oh, you're gonna be double dead. 1877 01:15:41,326 --> 01:15:43,193 - [Jujubee] Double dead. - She's big. She needs two. 1878 01:15:43,193 --> 01:15:44,789 - Why are they not called 'the alive?' 1879 01:15:44,789 --> 01:15:46,203 - Oh the undead? Why are they not called 'the alive?' 1880 01:15:46,203 --> 01:15:47,036 - [Jujubee] Yeah. 1881 01:15:47,036 --> 01:15:50,829 - Because they exist as neither living nor dead. 1882 01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:53,490 They do not breathe. Blood does not flow in their bodies. 1883 01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:54,836 - Oh. - They are cold to the touch, 1884 01:15:54,836 --> 01:15:59,794 but they move in a sinister mockery of life. 1885 01:15:59,794 --> 01:16:00,627 - I didn't ask for me. 1886 01:16:00,627 --> 01:16:02,402 I'm pretty sure people are watching at home thinking- 1887 01:16:02,402 --> 01:16:03,235 - They probably don't know, 1888 01:16:03,235 --> 01:16:04,643 but Jujubee knew. - Yeah, 'cause I, yeah, 1889 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:05,903 I know everything. - Yeah. 1890 01:16:05,903 --> 01:16:07,264 - The undead, yeah, for those at home, 1891 01:16:07,264 --> 01:16:11,554 the undead are vampires, ghosts, skeletons, zombies, 1892 01:16:11,554 --> 01:16:14,652 all these things that are sort of the animated living dead. 1893 01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:18,185 - Michelle Visage. (Brennan sputter laughs) 1894 01:16:18,185 --> 01:16:19,968 - What'd you say? - Michelle Visage. 1895 01:16:19,968 --> 01:16:22,885 (Brennan laughing) 1896 01:16:23,771 --> 01:16:27,256 - Oh, whoo! Um, uh... 1897 01:16:27,256 --> 01:16:29,305 - Brennan! - That's very funny. 1898 01:16:29,305 --> 01:16:32,085 That's very, very funny. (Alaska laughing) 1899 01:16:32,085 --> 01:16:34,394 So, you pick these up and now looking at them, 1900 01:16:34,394 --> 01:16:36,053 sometimes it can be dangerous to touch magical objects, 1901 01:16:36,053 --> 01:16:37,707 but as soon as Twyla recognized them, 1902 01:16:37,707 --> 01:16:38,802 you know that they're safe to touch. 1903 01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:41,187 - Yeah, they're fine, baby. Touch 'em, girl. 1904 01:16:41,187 --> 01:16:42,838 - You take 'em. - [Jujubee] Baby. 1905 01:16:42,838 --> 01:16:44,319 - They're Titania. 1906 01:16:44,319 --> 01:16:45,967 - Am I the only one that could use them? 1907 01:16:45,967 --> 01:16:46,800 - [Brennan] They can- 1908 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,003 - Who has more holding power in their bag. 1909 01:16:49,003 --> 01:16:50,290 - They can be used by any who wear them. 1910 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:51,123 - [Alaska] Okay. 1911 01:16:51,123 --> 01:16:51,956 - [Jujubee] Well I mean, ladies. 1912 01:16:51,956 --> 01:16:52,789 - 'Cause these'll be useful. 1913 01:16:52,789 --> 01:16:53,968 - I have a backpack. I can hold 'em, right? 1914 01:16:53,968 --> 01:16:55,617 - But ladies, ladies, hold on, hold on. 1915 01:16:55,617 --> 01:16:57,576 Let me just take a little- - Well, are we still separate? 1916 01:16:57,576 --> 01:16:58,409 Are we still... 1917 01:16:58,409 --> 01:16:59,572 - I'm gonna say at this point enough time has passed 1918 01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:01,342 that you guys can rejoin at the bar. 1919 01:17:01,342 --> 01:17:02,976 Also, you're no longer being bothered by Bump 1920 01:17:02,976 --> 01:17:04,329 so you have a little bit of... - [Bob] Yeah. 1921 01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:06,697 - Like in the noise of a busy tavern you have a little bit 1922 01:17:06,697 --> 01:17:08,896 of that kind of like, privacy in a crowd. 1923 01:17:08,896 --> 01:17:10,090 - We've already done the meet and greet. 1924 01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:11,309 - Gotcha. - Now we're gonna be here 1925 01:17:11,309 --> 01:17:13,839 and talk about these little amulets? 1926 01:17:13,839 --> 01:17:16,706 - Yeah, Wraith Clasps. - These Wraith Clasps. 1927 01:17:16,706 --> 01:17:19,333 - I realize now how hard that word is to say out loud. 1928 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:22,634 - Yeah, Wraith Clasps that I know of. 1929 01:17:22,634 --> 01:17:26,178 And it's gonna help us. I can keep it if you want. 1930 01:17:26,178 --> 01:17:29,591 You trust me, right? Or we can all just have one. 1931 01:17:29,591 --> 01:17:30,424 - Yeah, but the way you're saying it 1932 01:17:30,424 --> 01:17:31,569 makes it seem like I shouldn't trust you. 1933 01:17:31,569 --> 01:17:33,961 Like, I did until you said it like that. 1934 01:17:33,961 --> 01:17:35,417 Like I was like, yeah I trust... 1935 01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:37,265 Just, you know, pretty much I trust Twyla, but you- 1936 01:17:37,265 --> 01:17:38,098 - Well, I'm telling you 1937 01:17:38,098 --> 01:17:38,976 - But then you said it all weird. 1938 01:17:38,976 --> 01:17:40,293 - Well, I'm telling you to trust me. 1939 01:17:40,293 --> 01:17:43,497 - And you're saying that these Wraith Clasps 1940 01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:44,610 can make us undead? 1941 01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:46,962 - Can make us look undead. - Yeah, what it's gonna do 1942 01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:48,716 is it's gonna disguise us so that the people 1943 01:17:48,716 --> 01:17:50,412 who are chasing after us don't see, 1944 01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:52,479 especially me 'cause I'm a fey. 1945 01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:53,940 - Okay. - And you know, I'm so lively 1946 01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:55,484 because I'm of the earth. 1947 01:17:55,484 --> 01:17:57,039 You know, I'm vibrant. - Okay. 1948 01:17:57,039 --> 01:18:00,695 - So with these little Wraith Clasps, 1949 01:18:00,695 --> 01:18:04,364 it helps me appear as though I am also the undead. 1950 01:18:04,364 --> 01:18:07,707 - With your consent, can I Detect Thoughts 1951 01:18:07,707 --> 01:18:09,130 with you real quick 'cause I wanna make sure 1952 01:18:09,130 --> 01:18:10,892 you're not doing a thing. 1953 01:18:10,892 --> 01:18:12,911 The way you said it, it made me uneasy. I'm not gonna lie. 1954 01:18:12,911 --> 01:18:15,319 I wanna be open. I wanna be honest. - With my consent? 1955 01:18:15,319 --> 01:18:18,154 - I would like to do a Detect Thoughts. - You do not have my consent. 1956 01:18:18,154 --> 01:18:21,950 - So the moment, the moment Twyla turns around 1957 01:18:21,950 --> 01:18:26,950 Gertrude does it anyway. (cast laughing) 1958 01:18:26,979 --> 01:18:28,671 - Now, the cool thing about Detect Thoughts, too, 1959 01:18:28,671 --> 01:18:30,330 is Detect Thoughts is actually a pretty powerful spell. 1960 01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:33,304 It lasts for a while, and while you have it 1961 01:18:33,304 --> 01:18:36,892 you can move your Detect Thoughts over groups of people. 1962 01:18:36,892 --> 01:18:40,395 You can scan a room with it. You can sort of like... 1963 01:18:40,395 --> 01:18:42,468 But I'll say it captures surface thoughts. 1964 01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,163 And the way Detect Thoughts works as a spell 1965 01:18:44,163 --> 01:18:47,619 is it only captures sort of what is most on the mind 1966 01:18:47,619 --> 01:18:48,962 of a person at a given moment. 1967 01:18:48,962 --> 01:18:51,982 But if you want to probe deeper, 1968 01:18:51,982 --> 01:18:56,307 you have to roll dice to see if you're successful. 1969 01:18:56,307 --> 01:18:59,112 What are Twyla's surface thoughts in this moment 1970 01:18:59,112 --> 01:19:02,074 as she speaks about these, the magic of the Wraith Clasps 1971 01:19:02,074 --> 01:19:04,651 and sort of like, what they're for? 1972 01:19:04,651 --> 01:19:07,590 - Well, honestly, Twyla hasn't seen these Wraith Clasps 1973 01:19:07,590 --> 01:19:09,610 in a really long time so she's just trying to recall, 1974 01:19:09,610 --> 01:19:10,677 which is probably why she sounds 1975 01:19:10,677 --> 01:19:12,307 like she's not being trustworthy. 1976 01:19:12,307 --> 01:19:13,699 - Mm-hmm, okay. - Bob! 1977 01:19:13,699 --> 01:19:14,998 - She's just trying to- - Gertrude. 1978 01:19:14,998 --> 01:19:17,045 - Gertrude. (laughs) 1979 01:19:17,045 --> 01:19:18,544 - Gertrude. - Bob trusts Jujubee, 1980 01:19:18,544 --> 01:19:20,351 but Gertrude does not trust Twyla in this moment. 1981 01:19:20,351 --> 01:19:22,556 - Well, Twyla's fine. It's- - Yeah, okay. 1982 01:19:22,556 --> 01:19:23,603 - Okay. 1983 01:19:23,603 --> 01:19:28,170 - Gertrude, you sense the depth of sort of the honesty here. 1984 01:19:28,170 --> 01:19:30,015 I mean, probably you pick up some extra information 1985 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:33,182 about the association with like, 1986 01:19:33,182 --> 01:19:35,139 I think you're getting some of the emotional heat. 1987 01:19:35,139 --> 01:19:35,972 - Yeah. 1988 01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:38,451 - Of like, what the clasps mean to Twyla. 1989 01:19:38,451 --> 01:19:39,620 - Mm-hmm. - But you sense an honesty 1990 01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:42,632 in talking about how useful these objects are. 1991 01:19:42,632 --> 01:19:44,308 - Got it, got it. - Do you sense an honesty? 1992 01:19:44,308 --> 01:19:45,784 - I do sense an honesty, yeah. - Good, I do too. 1993 01:19:45,784 --> 01:19:50,672 - Well, Gertrude does. (cast laughing) 1994 01:19:50,672 --> 01:19:52,963 - I'll remember that on this journey. 1995 01:19:52,963 --> 01:19:55,610 - The important thing is that when we go to the Underworld, 1996 01:19:55,610 --> 01:19:56,808 this'll be really useful. - [Jujubee] We're protected. 1997 01:19:56,808 --> 01:19:58,777 Yeah, we're protected. - Put these on and we can like 1998 01:19:58,777 --> 01:20:00,930 be like, bleh, we're zombies. - Yeah. 1999 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,860 - And hopefully we won't need them until we get there. 2000 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:04,650 - Yeah. - But I will say, 2001 01:20:04,650 --> 01:20:06,458 there is the case with the amulet. 2002 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:09,270 - Yeah, your merfolk amulet. - [Monét] The merfolk amulet. 2003 01:20:09,270 --> 01:20:10,932 - So I'll say that we can just say 2004 01:20:10,932 --> 01:20:12,481 that you share the information 2005 01:20:12,481 --> 01:20:13,707 that you've collected separately. 2006 01:20:13,707 --> 01:20:14,638 - So we didn't tell you all 2007 01:20:14,638 --> 01:20:16,541 that we need to go get to a body of water real quick. 2008 01:20:16,541 --> 01:20:18,722 We think there is an assassin here 2009 01:20:18,722 --> 01:20:22,507 who is trying to take Troyánn's kills 2010 01:20:22,507 --> 01:20:23,942 and put her in a bad standing 2011 01:20:23,942 --> 01:20:25,451 with the Queen of the Underworld. 2012 01:20:25,451 --> 01:20:26,284 - Yes. 2013 01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:29,853 - Gertrude, give me a perception check with advantage. 2014 01:20:29,853 --> 01:20:32,395 - So the d20 and the six? No, the... 2015 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:33,228 - Oh no, just the d20. 2016 01:20:33,228 --> 01:20:34,299 Roll it twice and take the better of the two rolls. 2017 01:20:34,299 --> 01:20:35,772 - Oh, that's right. That's what it is, all right. 2018 01:20:35,772 --> 01:20:37,334 So this is a... - 20. 2019 01:20:37,334 --> 01:20:38,668 - An 11. - [Brennan] Okay. 2020 01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:40,930 - Two ones. - (tongue pop) Thank you. 2021 01:20:40,930 --> 01:20:42,002 (Jujubee and Brennan laughing) 2022 01:20:42,002 --> 01:20:45,314 And a 16. - [Jujubee] Oh! 2023 01:20:45,314 --> 01:20:46,800 - [Brennan] Okay, and add your perception to it. 2024 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,240 - And my perception is very much giving... 2025 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,656 Perception is plus two. 2026 01:20:52,656 --> 01:20:53,489 - [Brennan] Okay. - So 18. 2027 01:20:53,489 --> 01:20:55,790 - 18, as you say that, so you still have this sort of, 2028 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:58,499 this like, Detect Thoughts spell in your mind 2029 01:20:58,499 --> 01:20:59,470 as you're speaking to your friends. 2030 01:20:59,470 --> 01:21:01,446 You know that a merperson, 2031 01:21:01,446 --> 01:21:03,757 that Dag saw a merperson here earlier. 2032 01:21:03,757 --> 01:21:06,226 You know legendary American music producer 2033 01:21:06,226 --> 01:21:07,608 Mark Ronson is dead. - [Monét] Yes. 2034 01:21:07,608 --> 01:21:09,671 - You know that, you know, 2035 01:21:09,671 --> 01:21:12,366 some people have clocked your presence here, right? 2036 01:21:12,366 --> 01:21:15,052 Princess smelled cedar. There's other things going on. 2037 01:21:15,052 --> 01:21:15,885 She's still very angry. 2038 01:21:15,885 --> 01:21:18,409 I didn't know you were that mad at the goblin. 2039 01:21:18,409 --> 01:21:19,608 (Alaska growls) 2040 01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:21,315 I thought she was, she has anger problems. 2041 01:21:21,315 --> 01:21:22,845 - Her family died. - Well, I mean- 2042 01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:25,020 - As your consciousness moves over the crowd, 2043 01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:26,512 are you with those clasps? 2044 01:21:26,512 --> 01:21:29,053 Are you passing them out so that everyone has one? 2045 01:21:29,053 --> 01:21:30,344 - That's what I was trying to suggest, 2046 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,406 but if you were to, you know, 2047 01:21:31,406 --> 01:21:33,745 I could carry them in my purse. 2048 01:21:33,745 --> 01:21:35,337 I mean, I'll take, I'll hold mine. 2049 01:21:35,337 --> 01:21:36,170 - I'll hold mine too. - Yeah, we can hold onto them. 2050 01:21:36,170 --> 01:21:37,003 - [Brennan] Yeah, so- - All right, cool. 2051 01:21:37,003 --> 01:21:38,845 Here you go, here you go, here you go. Do I have- 2052 01:21:38,845 --> 01:21:40,468 - Who has the extra one? - Twyla. 2053 01:21:40,468 --> 01:21:42,952 - I actually think Princess should carry the extra one 2054 01:21:42,952 --> 01:21:44,687 because you were the one that found them. 2055 01:21:44,687 --> 01:21:45,911 And she's big. - She's also eight feet tall. 2056 01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:47,114 - [Brennan] Yeah. - And she needs more- 2057 01:21:47,114 --> 01:21:48,341 - She needs the earrings to balance out her shoulders. 2058 01:21:48,341 --> 01:21:49,802 - It only covers her to the ankles. 2059 01:21:49,802 --> 01:21:52,741 - Princess's decisive swatting of that goblin 2060 01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:53,909 is what got you the Wraith Clasps in the first place. 2061 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:54,883 - Yeah. - Right, right. 2062 01:21:54,883 --> 01:21:57,635 - So everyone put a Wraith Clasp on your character sheet. 2063 01:21:57,635 --> 01:21:58,714 You can do it in your equipment 2064 01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:00,573 like middle bottom of the sheet, 2065 01:22:00,573 --> 01:22:02,407 and Princess can put two. 2066 01:22:02,407 --> 01:22:03,743 - Where is the equipment, honey? Oh, there it is. 2067 01:22:03,743 --> 01:22:05,279 - Bottom in the middle. 2068 01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:06,949 - Well, I got the Seed of All Blossom. 2069 01:22:06,949 --> 01:22:09,632 - Do I put two next to it? Or in that little box- 2070 01:22:09,632 --> 01:22:11,990 - You have one. - Oh, right, sorry. 2071 01:22:11,990 --> 01:22:15,023 - Wow, did you just try to steal Princess's Wraith Clasp? 2072 01:22:15,023 --> 01:22:17,519 (Brennan laughs) - I would not, never. 2073 01:22:17,519 --> 01:22:19,877 - Your Detect Thoughts, so you still... 2074 01:22:19,877 --> 01:22:21,186 It's powerful magic to summon the ability 2075 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:23,415 to hear the hidden thoughts of others. 2076 01:22:23,415 --> 01:22:24,781 And even as the spell is fading 2077 01:22:24,781 --> 01:22:26,540 as you talk to your companions, 2078 01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:29,195 you're talking about these Wraith Clasps, 2079 01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:33,782 and you hear a voice somewhere in the room go, 2080 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:35,825 they got the goblin's Wraith Clasps. 2081 01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:37,375 Someone thinking it to themselves. 2082 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:39,096 - Do I know who's thinking it or I just hear the thought? 2083 01:22:39,096 --> 01:22:41,605 - I think on an 18 perception you dart 2084 01:22:41,605 --> 01:22:45,877 out of the corner of your eye, that young kid, 2085 01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:47,341 the like, helper- - Wallace? 2086 01:22:47,341 --> 01:22:48,174 - [Brennan] Wallace. - Wallace! 2087 01:22:48,174 --> 01:22:49,780 - [Brennan] Who got your water. 2088 01:22:49,780 --> 01:22:51,070 - What you talking about, Wallace? 2089 01:22:51,070 --> 01:22:52,550 (Brennan and Jujubee laughing) 2090 01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:56,545 - You look at Wallace who's, you know, sort of like a young, 2091 01:22:56,545 --> 01:23:00,100 handsome stable hand. - [Jujubee] Twink, a twink. 2092 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,768 - [Bob] Is he like a child or a young adult? 2093 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:02,601 - [Brennan] Early twenties. 2094 01:23:02,601 --> 01:23:03,434 - [Bob] Early twenties, got it. 2095 01:23:03,434 --> 01:23:04,618 - [Jujubee] A twink. - [Bob] Relatable to me. 2096 01:23:04,618 --> 01:23:07,334 - But you notice, you know, I wouldn't say he's... 2097 01:23:07,334 --> 01:23:10,249 He's not as like, sort of peasant as like, 2098 01:23:10,249 --> 01:23:12,012 Johan that we met in your memory. 2099 01:23:12,012 --> 01:23:13,878 He's wearing a nice green jerkin. It's simple. 2100 01:23:13,878 --> 01:23:16,488 He's wearing, you know, the clothes of someone 2101 01:23:16,488 --> 01:23:18,950 who lives in town and works in a tavern. 2102 01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,881 But you notice a strange thing. 2103 01:23:20,881 --> 01:23:22,390 For a kid who's like a stablehand, 2104 01:23:22,390 --> 01:23:24,302 the kid they send to run and get water, 2105 01:23:24,302 --> 01:23:26,975 you see a little glimmer of a silver chain around his neck 2106 01:23:26,975 --> 01:23:30,044 and you see that he's got a Wraith Clasp 2107 01:23:30,044 --> 01:23:33,266 hidden under his shirt, and his is not silvery. 2108 01:23:33,266 --> 01:23:35,660 It's a deep blood red. - Whoa! 2109 01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:37,150 - [Brennan] And you see the kid- 2110 01:23:37,150 --> 01:23:38,149 - Wait! 2111 01:23:38,149 --> 01:23:40,092 - And what I'm gonna need from you now 2112 01:23:40,092 --> 01:23:43,454 is a stealth check to disguise your glance 2113 01:23:43,454 --> 01:23:44,849 otherwise Wallace is gonna notice 2114 01:23:44,849 --> 01:23:46,390 that you've clocked him. - Shit. 2115 01:23:46,390 --> 01:23:47,387 - I wanna roll. What am I gonna roll? 2116 01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:48,275 - You're gonna roll a d20. 2117 01:23:48,275 --> 01:23:49,635 You're gonna add your stealth skill. 2118 01:23:49,635 --> 01:23:53,505 - So my stealth skill is very much giving plus three. 2119 01:23:53,505 --> 01:23:56,767 - All right, stealth. - You need to beat a 12. 2120 01:23:56,767 --> 01:24:00,408 - I'm at 11 plus three is 14. 2121 01:24:00,408 --> 01:24:03,726 - So you are able to, your glance is shielded enough. 2122 01:24:03,726 --> 01:24:05,616 You are subtle enough and practiced in these ways 2123 01:24:05,616 --> 01:24:06,930 to not give yourself away. 2124 01:24:06,930 --> 01:24:08,650 You see that rather than like, noticing 2125 01:24:08,650 --> 01:24:09,946 and bolting from the room, 2126 01:24:09,946 --> 01:24:12,914 Wallace continues to take trays of drinks, 2127 01:24:12,914 --> 01:24:15,507 and you see he sort of tightens the strings 2128 01:24:15,507 --> 01:24:17,289 around the top of his shirt a little more, 2129 01:24:17,289 --> 01:24:18,780 continues to put drinks around the tavern. 2130 01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:21,408 But you notice this, yeah, this young stablehand 2131 01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:23,873 who's like, you know, working here at the tavern 2132 01:24:23,873 --> 01:24:27,136 serving drinks has a pretty powerful magical item around. 2133 01:24:27,136 --> 01:24:28,943 - Am I allowed to use... 2134 01:24:28,943 --> 01:24:29,776 I have something in here 2135 01:24:29,776 --> 01:24:32,319 that lets me talk to people in my head. 2136 01:24:32,319 --> 01:24:34,111 - Yeah, Message. - Message. 2137 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:37,055 Can I Message Twyla? - [Brennan] Yeah. 2138 01:24:37,055 --> 01:24:38,504 - Okay, so I'm gonna Message Twyla. 2139 01:24:38,504 --> 01:24:40,015 - [Brennan] Cool. - And tell her about this kid, 2140 01:24:40,015 --> 01:24:41,453 the water kid. - How do I hear it? 2141 01:24:41,453 --> 01:24:42,286 - [Brennan] You just hear- 2142 01:24:42,286 --> 01:24:43,443 - You know the most about the magic. I don't know- 2143 01:24:43,443 --> 01:24:44,651 - Then I'll literally be looking around like, 2144 01:24:44,651 --> 01:24:45,484 what the fuck, where is this coming from? 2145 01:24:45,484 --> 01:24:46,317 - [Brennan] And I'll say in this- 2146 01:24:46,317 --> 01:24:50,376 - Well, I'm gonna start by saying, don't look around. 2147 01:24:50,376 --> 01:24:53,997 I'm gonna start by saying, Twyla, don't freak out. 2148 01:24:53,997 --> 01:24:56,248 - Okay. - [Bob] Stay calm. 2149 01:24:56,248 --> 01:24:57,423 Oh, I know you can hear my thoughts. 2150 01:24:57,423 --> 01:24:58,431 No one else can hear them right now. 2151 01:24:58,431 --> 01:24:59,663 - Okay, well, let me act natural. 2152 01:24:59,663 --> 01:25:01,148 - Yeah, act natural. Yeah, yeah. 2153 01:25:01,148 --> 01:25:02,986 Now just so you know, that kid over there, 2154 01:25:02,986 --> 01:25:05,435 the one that got your water, he has a Wraith Clasp. 2155 01:25:05,435 --> 01:25:06,871 His is not the same color, though. 2156 01:25:06,871 --> 01:25:11,143 His is like a deep, deep red, and he's hiding it. 2157 01:25:11,143 --> 01:25:13,967 He's hiding it so just be, I say be... 2158 01:25:13,967 --> 01:25:15,748 You need to roll a fucking stealth. 2159 01:25:15,748 --> 01:25:18,095 - Yeah, actually what I'm gonna need from everyone here 2160 01:25:18,095 --> 01:25:21,332 is I'm gonna need a performance check to be nor... 2161 01:25:21,332 --> 01:25:23,170 Like, being in a group of friends where half of them 2162 01:25:23,170 --> 01:25:26,559 start talking telepathically is like, I'm gonna need a- 2163 01:25:26,559 --> 01:25:27,842 - Everybody looking like, what's going on? 2164 01:25:27,842 --> 01:25:29,459 Why are you all acting like that? What's wrong with her? 2165 01:25:29,459 --> 01:25:30,292 - Yeah, the conversation 2166 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,199 has stopped completely dead in the middle. 2167 01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:34,404 - 'Cause my stealth check is killer. 2168 01:25:34,404 --> 01:25:36,617 It's just you just walking around going. 2169 01:25:36,617 --> 01:25:37,924 Bitch thinks she's invisible again. What's wrong? 2170 01:25:37,924 --> 01:25:41,660 - I'm gonna say I need a performance or deception roll. 2171 01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:42,742 You can choose which one you want. 2172 01:25:42,742 --> 01:25:43,806 - [Bob] Everyone? - What does deception do? 2173 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:45,429 - Deception is the same thing as like being... 2174 01:25:45,429 --> 01:25:47,567 Deception is like lying and being kind of manipulative. 2175 01:25:47,567 --> 01:25:48,650 - Everyone has to do it? 2176 01:25:48,650 --> 01:25:50,280 - No, you've already made your stealth. You're okay. 2177 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:55,176 - How dare you ask what that means. You're crazy. 2178 01:25:55,176 --> 01:25:56,482 - And let me know the number. 2179 01:25:56,482 --> 01:25:59,160 So you roll your d20 and you add either performance 2180 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,527 or deception, whichever one you want. 2181 01:26:01,527 --> 01:26:02,842 - The higher one. - Can I choose after? 2182 01:26:02,842 --> 01:26:03,675 - [Brennan] You can choose it after, yeah. 2183 01:26:03,675 --> 01:26:04,986 - Do the one that's higher. 2184 01:26:04,986 --> 01:26:06,222 - [Monét] Performance or? - [Brennan] Deception. 2185 01:26:06,222 --> 01:26:07,110 - Or deception. - [Jujubee] So 12. 2186 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:08,305 - They both two for me. - [Brennan] Okay. 2187 01:26:08,305 --> 01:26:10,617 - Yeah, mine is 12 plus two. - [Brennan] 14. 2188 01:26:10,617 --> 01:26:12,247 - Ooh! - (gasps) What's that? 2189 01:26:12,247 --> 01:26:13,080 - 20 plus 2. 2190 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,311 - (gasps) Incredible! I'm gonna- 2191 01:26:14,311 --> 01:26:15,692 - Where was that when you were fucking trying to... 2192 01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:18,618 - I'm gonna say on a natural 20, Troyánn, 2193 01:26:18,618 --> 01:26:21,085 you have enough training as an assassin, 2194 01:26:21,085 --> 01:26:23,890 and you know when covert things are happening. 2195 01:26:23,890 --> 01:26:28,847 And I think on a 20 deception just can clock, 2196 01:26:28,847 --> 01:26:33,550 already feeling kind of a synergy, a moment of knowing 2197 01:26:33,550 --> 01:26:37,015 how your fellow heroes and travelers work that I think 2198 01:26:37,015 --> 01:26:38,745 you can just start talking 'cause you know 2199 01:26:38,745 --> 01:26:41,075 that a secret hidden conversation is happening, 2200 01:26:41,075 --> 01:26:44,866 and your nat 20 covers the entire group. 2201 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:48,346 So you are not suspicious as you two confer telepathically. 2202 01:26:48,346 --> 01:26:50,288 - So we're all up to speed? - All up to speed. 2203 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:51,769 And I'll say that your Message cantrip 2204 01:26:51,769 --> 01:26:53,793 can actually occur between all four of you 2205 01:26:53,793 --> 01:26:55,417 so you can all have a telepathic conversation 2206 01:26:55,417 --> 01:26:58,360 while maintaining the appearance of like, 2207 01:26:58,360 --> 01:26:59,470 being lively and talking. 2208 01:26:59,470 --> 01:27:01,862 - So I think I wanna say that I feel like, 2209 01:27:01,862 --> 01:27:04,445 and Princess, please don't get- 2210 01:27:05,425 --> 01:27:06,635 - Fly into a rage? - [Bob] Yeah. 2211 01:27:06,635 --> 01:27:08,231 - Yeah, no, I'll try. - I think that we 2212 01:27:08,231 --> 01:27:10,762 should follow this kid after work 2213 01:27:10,762 --> 01:27:12,288 and find out what's up with him. 2214 01:27:12,288 --> 01:27:14,196 Like, when he's alone, corner him and be like, 2215 01:27:14,196 --> 01:27:15,070 what's up with this thing? 2216 01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:18,017 - Well, I think that since it's a different color, 2217 01:27:18,017 --> 01:27:21,570 he's probably undead pretending to be not undead. 2218 01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:24,002 (Bob gasps) - That sounds like it is. 2219 01:27:24,002 --> 01:27:26,995 - And you know about the undead. Does he look familiar? 2220 01:27:26,995 --> 01:27:29,914 - He does look like someone I have seen down there. 2221 01:27:29,914 --> 01:27:33,076 - [Jujubee] Really? - Should I get thirsty again 2222 01:27:33,076 --> 01:27:35,415 and ask for flower water so Wallace can go to the well 2223 01:27:35,415 --> 01:27:36,560 to get us some water and then we can go over there 2224 01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:37,643 and stop that motherfucker and ask? 2225 01:27:37,643 --> 01:27:39,119 - Ask for a water. Yeah, ask for a water. 2226 01:27:39,119 --> 01:27:40,529 - Oh, I'm so thirsty! 2227 01:27:40,529 --> 01:27:42,523 - We can go around the back and meet him at the well 2228 01:27:42,523 --> 01:27:44,606 and be like, what's up? - [Monét] Yeah. 2229 01:27:44,606 --> 01:27:46,295 - I'm thirsty! 2230 01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:49,651 - You see Kashra goes, um, very well. 2231 01:27:49,651 --> 01:27:50,870 If you'll put some clothes on, 2232 01:27:50,870 --> 01:27:52,645 I'd be happy to get you a drink. 2233 01:27:52,645 --> 01:27:54,638 - (laughs) Twyla! (players laughing) 2234 01:27:54,638 --> 01:27:56,051 - I hand her her clothes. - [Monét] Twyla, Jesus Christ! 2235 01:27:56,051 --> 01:27:56,913 - On the ground naked. 2236 01:27:56,913 --> 01:27:58,446 - Twyla! - Twyla. 2237 01:27:58,446 --> 01:28:01,278 - Sorry, it got really hot in the tavern. 2238 01:28:01,278 --> 01:28:03,263 (cast laughing) 2239 01:28:03,263 --> 01:28:05,155 I'm not from here. 2240 01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:06,316 - She looks at you and says, all right, 2241 01:28:06,316 --> 01:28:08,385 well, would you like something stiff 2242 01:28:08,385 --> 01:28:09,929 or are you still sticking with the water? 2243 01:28:09,929 --> 01:28:12,099 - Same, water, I just want five gallons of it 2244 01:28:12,099 --> 01:28:14,121 so it's gonna take a while, right? 2245 01:28:14,121 --> 01:28:16,014 - Wallace, go get the big bucket. 2246 01:28:16,014 --> 01:28:19,723 We want five gallons of water for one of our guests. 2247 01:28:19,723 --> 01:28:20,556 - You're so tiny. Is that- 2248 01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:23,655 - I wonder what kinda plants there are on this island place. 2249 01:28:23,655 --> 01:28:25,925 We should go look at stuff. - Let's go see. 2250 01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:27,949 Let's go to the back as well. - [Bob] Let's go look at the- 2251 01:28:27,949 --> 01:28:29,449 - Okay, so it's up to you. 2252 01:28:29,449 --> 01:28:31,511 You can just walk straight out to the well. 2253 01:28:31,511 --> 01:28:32,807 If you want to go stealthily, you can. 2254 01:28:32,807 --> 01:28:35,448 - Well, let's hang out a little bit. Let him go. 2255 01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:37,659 Give him like a minute or two to walk there, 2256 01:28:37,659 --> 01:28:40,330 and then we'll go after him one by one 2257 01:28:40,330 --> 01:28:42,694 otherwise it'll just look, we're all leaving. 2258 01:28:42,694 --> 01:28:43,934 Remember, Dag keeps an eye on everything. 2259 01:28:43,934 --> 01:28:45,328 Dag knows everything going on here. 2260 01:28:45,328 --> 01:28:46,761 - And also, so that's a smart move 2261 01:28:46,761 --> 01:28:48,060 to do five gallons of water 2262 01:28:48,060 --> 01:28:49,804 'cause he's gonna be there for a minute so you can all... 2263 01:28:49,804 --> 01:28:51,523 I'm gonna say without even needing to roll, 2264 01:28:51,523 --> 01:28:54,539 each of you one by one peels out from the tavern 2265 01:28:54,539 --> 01:28:57,368 covering your exit so it's not conspicuous. 2266 01:28:57,368 --> 01:28:59,133 And as you move, are you trying 2267 01:28:59,133 --> 01:29:01,224 to surround the well stealthily 2268 01:29:01,224 --> 01:29:03,229 or are you just like, walking straight up? 2269 01:29:03,229 --> 01:29:04,239 - I think we walk straight up. 2270 01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:05,072 We're not pussyfooting around anymore. 2271 01:29:05,072 --> 01:29:06,667 - We walk straight up. - I think he just, he's just- 2272 01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:11,081 - So piece by piece you all peel around and you see Wallace 2273 01:29:11,081 --> 01:29:13,225 kind of hoisting water up out of the well 2274 01:29:13,225 --> 01:29:17,102 and pouring it into a big sort of barrel to bring back. 2275 01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:18,676 - Princess, drop the ax really heavy 2276 01:29:18,676 --> 01:29:21,151 to like, establish dominance and make him turn around. 2277 01:29:21,151 --> 01:29:23,136 (Alaska mimics ax pounding) (Brennan laughing) 2278 01:29:23,136 --> 01:29:24,799 - You drop the ax. (mimics impact thudding) 2279 01:29:24,799 --> 01:29:28,577 Go ahead and roll intimidation for me, the d20. 2280 01:29:28,577 --> 01:29:30,092 - Intimidation. 2281 01:29:30,092 --> 01:29:32,983 (tense music) (die taps table) 2282 01:29:32,983 --> 01:29:36,948 That's a three plus five. 2283 01:29:36,948 --> 01:29:38,447 - Three plus five, that's an eight. 2284 01:29:38,447 --> 01:29:40,511 So you drop the ax. - Princess. 2285 01:29:40,511 --> 01:29:43,793 - Wallace turns to look at the ax that drops there, 2286 01:29:43,793 --> 01:29:46,324 turns to look at you, sees all of the rest of you 2287 01:29:46,324 --> 01:29:48,513 sort of gathered around here. 2288 01:29:48,513 --> 01:29:52,722 Um, my lady, I'm so sorry. 2289 01:29:52,722 --> 01:29:55,106 I'm getting the water as fast as I can. 2290 01:29:55,106 --> 01:29:56,416 - Hm. 2291 01:29:56,416 --> 01:30:00,351 - Is there anything I can help you all... 2292 01:30:00,351 --> 01:30:04,086 - I wanna use Mage Hand. - [Brennan] Yeah. 2293 01:30:04,086 --> 01:30:09,086 - To pop his shirt open and reveal this chalice. 2294 01:30:09,266 --> 01:30:11,289 - Hell yes. You're gonna do that. 2295 01:30:11,289 --> 01:30:14,911 And I'm gonna need everybody to roll initiative. 2296 01:30:14,911 --> 01:30:16,319 - Okay. - It's one of the numbers 2297 01:30:16,319 --> 01:30:17,524 at the very top of your character sheet. 2298 01:30:17,524 --> 01:30:19,369 It's next to your armor class. - Oh, yes. 2299 01:30:19,369 --> 01:30:21,611 - Initiative, plus three. You have have plus 14, my word. 2300 01:30:21,611 --> 01:30:24,478 - Okay, 17 plus three. - [Monét] Plus 14? 2301 01:30:24,478 --> 01:30:25,727 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - Oh, God. 2302 01:30:25,727 --> 01:30:28,823 - Incredible, so roll and let me know what you get. 2303 01:30:28,823 --> 01:30:33,308 - Okay, I have 15 plus three. - I'm a six plus five, 11. 2304 01:30:33,308 --> 01:30:36,368 - Eight, eight plus 14. That is 22. 2305 01:30:36,368 --> 01:30:40,307 - 22, yeah. Twyla, her fairy reflexes are like, incredible. 2306 01:30:40,307 --> 01:30:43,791 - Yeah, that's a lot. - Quick on the jump. 2307 01:30:43,791 --> 01:30:46,740 So, the sort of surprise round kicks off. 2308 01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:49,340 So Gertrude acts first even though you rolled a lower number 2309 01:30:49,340 --> 01:30:51,649 because you sort of act in your own round. 2310 01:30:51,649 --> 01:30:53,975 You (mimics magical energy whooshing) telekinetically 2311 01:30:53,975 --> 01:30:56,284 your Mage Hand, (puffs) it's a bust of magic 2312 01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:59,398 and you see the strings pop off of Wallace's jerkin 2313 01:30:59,398 --> 01:31:02,058 revealing this glowing red Wraith Clasp. 2314 01:31:02,058 --> 01:31:02,891 - Mm-mm. 2315 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:06,180 - You all immediately see Wallace drops the act and books. 2316 01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:07,381 He dips down and is gonna try 2317 01:31:07,381 --> 01:31:08,988 to sprint towards the woodline. 2318 01:31:08,988 --> 01:31:12,332 However, Twyla and Princess are going to be able 2319 01:31:12,332 --> 01:31:14,514 to act in that order before him. 2320 01:31:14,514 --> 01:31:16,500 So Twyla, you are first to act 2321 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,039 as you see this guy's gonna make a break for it. 2322 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:19,268 - Hold on, let me look at one... 2323 01:31:19,268 --> 01:31:22,023 Let me see, let me see. What do I do, what do I do? 2324 01:31:22,023 --> 01:31:24,194 Oh, Jesus. Oh my goodness. 2325 01:31:24,194 --> 01:31:25,821 - You're fast, right? No, you're fast. 2326 01:31:25,821 --> 01:31:27,381 - I think I am. - [Monét] I'm fast. 2327 01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:28,356 - We're all the same speed. She can get the- 2328 01:31:28,356 --> 01:31:30,287 - We can see really good in the dark too. 2329 01:31:30,287 --> 01:31:31,545 Or wait, we can see really good in the dark. 2330 01:31:31,545 --> 01:31:33,330 - Hold on, hold on, he's running towards the forest? 2331 01:31:33,330 --> 01:31:34,354 - [Brennan] He's running towards the forest, yeah. 2332 01:31:34,354 --> 01:31:35,987 - Oh! - Do we follow him? 2333 01:31:35,987 --> 01:31:37,978 - Yes, baby, yes we do 'cause we gotta find out. 2334 01:31:37,978 --> 01:31:39,790 And you know what I'm gonna do right now, 2335 01:31:39,790 --> 01:31:41,956 I'm gonna use a spell and I'm gonna summon a beast. 2336 01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:42,841 (Brennan gasps) (Alaska yelps) 2337 01:31:42,841 --> 01:31:44,550 - Oh my God, that seems aggressive, Twyla. 2338 01:31:44,550 --> 01:31:45,383 - Zero to 60! (Brennan laughing) 2339 01:31:45,383 --> 01:31:47,003 - [Monét] Twyla, Twyla - Baby- 2340 01:31:47,003 --> 01:31:47,836 - Assault with a beast! 2341 01:31:47,836 --> 01:31:49,982 - You wanna assault this man with a no-knock warrant. 2342 01:31:49,982 --> 01:31:52,232 Okay, relax. - I don't care! 2343 01:31:53,072 --> 01:31:55,690 We need to know why this little shit has- 2344 01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,866 - Okay. - This is bad cop worse cop. 2345 01:31:57,866 --> 01:31:58,947 - I don't care. 2346 01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:01,314 I may be a fairy and tiny and everything, 2347 01:32:01,314 --> 01:32:03,190 but you don't fuck with me and my friends 2348 01:32:03,190 --> 01:32:05,217 so I'm gonna summon a beast 2349 01:32:05,217 --> 01:32:06,904 that's gonna be a helpful forest creature 2350 01:32:06,904 --> 01:32:10,338 to come and aid me and us. - Incredible. 2351 01:32:10,338 --> 01:32:12,655 - Am I playing this right? - You're playing it perfectly. 2352 01:32:12,655 --> 01:32:14,832 This fucking rules. (Bob chuckling) 2353 01:32:14,832 --> 01:32:17,437 Twyla, is there a type of beast 2354 01:32:17,437 --> 01:32:21,011 that Twyla tends to call on for aid from the woodland realm? 2355 01:32:21,011 --> 01:32:23,923 - Oh, any kind of beast. - Any kind of beast? 2356 01:32:23,923 --> 01:32:26,067 A Cat Tree. - A Cat Tree? 2357 01:32:26,067 --> 01:32:26,900 - Yes. - What's a Cat Tree? 2358 01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:29,159 That's a beast? - It is a tree. 2359 01:32:29,159 --> 01:32:30,665 - No, a beast. - That looks like a cat 2360 01:32:30,665 --> 01:32:32,236 and it's a beast. - That's her beast, girl. 2361 01:32:32,236 --> 01:32:33,440 - [Brennan] You see, all of you see- 2362 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,047 - I thought you were gonna call owls for a second. 2363 01:32:35,047 --> 01:32:36,426 - All of you see, first you're like, 2364 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,293 oh, something's like, trapped in that hedge. 2365 01:32:39,293 --> 01:32:41,618 And then you see that, no, the hedge is moving. 2366 01:32:41,618 --> 01:32:46,088 A snarl of tree limbs, briars, thorns 2367 01:32:46,088 --> 01:32:48,944 with blossoming jasmine all throughout its body 2368 01:32:48,944 --> 01:32:51,558 forms into a saber-toothed tiger. 2369 01:32:51,558 --> 01:32:52,687 (Alaska gasps) This massive panther. 2370 01:32:52,687 --> 01:32:54,089 - Yes! (Brennan growls) 2371 01:32:54,089 --> 01:32:58,291 - With these huge thorns for fangs and (growls) 2372 01:32:58,291 --> 01:33:00,707 leaps from the woodline and is going to begin 2373 01:33:00,707 --> 01:33:02,624 to kind of triangulate. 2374 01:33:03,971 --> 01:33:06,222 And Princess, you see that you now have this, 2375 01:33:06,222 --> 01:33:09,321 a panther made of thorns summoned by Twyla helping you. 2376 01:33:09,321 --> 01:33:10,884 What are you gonna do as you see Wallace 2377 01:33:10,884 --> 01:33:12,330 begins to book it away from the well? 2378 01:33:12,330 --> 01:33:14,353 - Run and grab him. - Hell yeah. 2379 01:33:14,353 --> 01:33:17,559 So Wallace has a speed of 30. I believe your speed is 40. 2380 01:33:17,559 --> 01:33:19,803 - Oh! (Brennan laughs) 2381 01:33:19,803 --> 01:33:21,936 - You don't say. - Hm, oops. 2382 01:33:21,936 --> 01:33:24,640 - Absolutely trivial so what we're gonna do now 2383 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,320 is Wallace is making it for the woodline. 2384 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,644 The panther is going to give you the help action 2385 01:33:28,644 --> 01:33:31,272 which means that you are gonna roll with advantage. 2386 01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:33,325 And I'm gonna say this is pretty important 2387 01:33:33,325 --> 01:33:35,751 so we're gonna bring out the Box of Doom. 2388 01:33:35,751 --> 01:33:37,536 - [Bob] All right, honey. - Ooh! 2389 01:33:37,536 --> 01:33:39,527 - That was my nickname in high school. 2390 01:33:39,527 --> 01:33:41,334 (cast laughing) 2391 01:33:41,334 --> 01:33:44,971 - I'm gonna roll for Wallace first. 2392 01:33:44,971 --> 01:33:48,843 Wallace is way stronger than he appears to be. 2393 01:33:48,843 --> 01:33:49,975 He's gonna add- - It's 'cause he's not even, 2394 01:33:49,975 --> 01:33:51,679 like, I think he's probably undead. 2395 01:33:51,679 --> 01:33:52,512 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2396 01:33:52,512 --> 01:33:56,802 - So he's gonna add a five to this roll in the Box of Doom. 2397 01:33:56,802 --> 01:33:58,235 - Shit! (die taps Box of Doom) 2398 01:33:58,235 --> 01:33:59,523 - [Brennan] He only rolls a five. 2399 01:33:59,523 --> 01:34:00,457 - Okay. - [Alaska] That's good. 2400 01:34:00,457 --> 01:34:01,985 - [Brennan] So Princess, you are going 2401 01:34:01,985 --> 01:34:05,004 to add your athletics check here. 2402 01:34:05,004 --> 01:34:06,357 - Come on, Princess. 2403 01:34:06,357 --> 01:34:07,229 - And you're gonna roll twice- - Athletics. 2404 01:34:07,229 --> 01:34:08,339 - 'Cause the panther's helping you. 2405 01:34:08,339 --> 01:34:09,348 - No Whammies, no Whammies, no Whammies. 2406 01:34:09,348 --> 01:34:12,777 - Plus eight. - Oh, you got this. 2407 01:34:12,777 --> 01:34:14,830 - What is that? I can't see. - Better not be a two. 2408 01:34:14,830 --> 01:34:16,841 - [Brennan] That is a 15. Incredible. 2409 01:34:16,841 --> 01:34:18,762 - 15 plus eight. - [Bob] Werk, you got... 2410 01:34:18,762 --> 01:34:19,595 You definitely- - Okay, and let's do one more. 2411 01:34:19,595 --> 01:34:22,236 - See if we can beat it. (dramatic music) 2412 01:34:22,236 --> 01:34:23,510 15 is the higher of the rolls 2413 01:34:23,510 --> 01:34:28,027 so that is a 23 on a grapple check. 2414 01:34:28,027 --> 01:34:30,569 Princess, how do you tie this guy up 2415 01:34:30,569 --> 01:34:32,851 in a knot as you catch him? 2416 01:34:32,851 --> 01:34:35,619 - Well, he's wearing a, what's it called, a jerkin? 2417 01:34:35,619 --> 01:34:37,262 - A jerkin, yeah. - [Brennan] A jerkin, yes. 2418 01:34:37,262 --> 01:34:38,829 - What is that? A strings? 2419 01:34:38,829 --> 01:34:40,168 - Yeah, it's kinda like this shirt here. 2420 01:34:40,168 --> 01:34:42,429 It's just sort of like a simple Medieval shirt. 2421 01:34:42,429 --> 01:34:45,112 - Really popular back then. Everyone loved a jerkin. 2422 01:34:45,112 --> 01:34:46,701 - Oh! - Green was the color. 2423 01:34:46,701 --> 01:34:49,555 - Yeah. - Yeah, no, I enjoy a jerkin. 2424 01:34:49,555 --> 01:34:50,952 (Jujubee laughing) 2425 01:34:50,952 --> 01:34:53,866 I wanna like, use his clothes to tie him 2426 01:34:53,866 --> 01:34:56,441 like hands behind his back. - Like you rip his shirt off? 2427 01:34:56,441 --> 01:34:58,597 - And I hold him like up like, boop. 2428 01:34:58,597 --> 01:35:00,069 - Do you rip his jerkin off his body? 2429 01:35:00,069 --> 01:35:03,108 - Like a to-go container. - Ooh. 2430 01:35:03,108 --> 01:35:04,223 - Oh? - You see, yeah, 2431 01:35:04,223 --> 01:35:07,057 all of you watch Princess vault in a single leap. 2432 01:35:07,057 --> 01:35:10,865 As the panther blocks his path, he suddenly stops running 2433 01:35:10,865 --> 01:35:15,625 and Princess just lands knee first into like, boom! 2434 01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:18,457 And just right into his lower back. He sprawls. 2435 01:35:18,457 --> 01:35:19,750 She wraps- - Jesus! 2436 01:35:19,750 --> 01:35:22,232 - She like, wraps up his sleeves. 2437 01:35:22,232 --> 01:35:23,477 He's got a couple strings on his sleeves. 2438 01:35:23,477 --> 01:35:26,879 And literally he is like, a four-corner bag 2439 01:35:26,879 --> 01:35:29,725 of his pant legs and sleeves, and you are holding him 2440 01:35:29,725 --> 01:35:32,093 like his back painfully arched. 2441 01:35:32,093 --> 01:35:34,351 - Oh, like that. That's hot. - That's fierce. 2442 01:35:34,351 --> 01:35:38,031 - And all of you watch as Princess yanks him up 2443 01:35:38,031 --> 01:35:41,316 and you hear a snap of his spine. 2444 01:35:41,316 --> 01:35:42,149 (players gasp) - Oh! 2445 01:35:42,149 --> 01:35:45,146 - And he fully folds in half. - Oh my! This- 2446 01:35:45,146 --> 01:35:47,557 - Dang! - Oops. 2447 01:35:47,557 --> 01:35:49,537 - Is he hurt? - Yes! His spine is- 2448 01:35:49,537 --> 01:35:51,646 - His spine is broken, Twyla. - So here's what happens. 2449 01:35:51,646 --> 01:35:54,132 For a moment you're all like, oh my God, we killed Wallace. 2450 01:35:54,132 --> 01:35:56,600 And you see Wallace hanging there. 2451 01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:59,657 And all of you watch as the figure 2452 01:35:59,657 --> 01:36:04,657 that has just had its spine snapped goes. (exhales deeply) 2453 01:36:05,450 --> 01:36:08,761 (growls monstrously) The Wraith Clasp changes color 2454 01:36:08,761 --> 01:36:11,638 and his face turns sallow white. 2455 01:36:11,638 --> 01:36:12,865 - [Monét] I knew it. - [Brennan] Rotting. 2456 01:36:12,865 --> 01:36:14,855 You can see some of his teeth 2457 01:36:14,855 --> 01:36:17,174 through a hole in the side of his cheek. 2458 01:36:17,174 --> 01:36:19,345 I cannot believe you guys guessed that! 2459 01:36:19,345 --> 01:36:21,855 That's so fucking cool! Incredible! 2460 01:36:21,855 --> 01:36:23,144 - You did that, you did that. - [Brennan] Yes, yes. 2461 01:36:23,144 --> 01:36:26,627 - That was great, Princess. - And you see Wallace, 2462 01:36:26,627 --> 01:36:29,320 rotting eyes, you see there's some sort of maggot 2463 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:31,435 crawling in the corner of one of his eyes. 2464 01:36:31,435 --> 01:36:35,271 Looks up and says, well, you've broken my spine. 2465 01:36:35,271 --> 01:36:38,504 Looks up and says, well, you've broken my spine. 2466 01:36:38,504 --> 01:36:43,147 Is there anything I can do to help you? (snarls) 2467 01:36:43,147 --> 01:36:44,001 - Oh, what do we do? Do we want- 2468 01:36:44,001 --> 01:36:47,264 - Is, wait, wait, is spine breaking like the thing? 2469 01:36:47,264 --> 01:36:49,587 - Well, it's upsetting at least. 2470 01:36:49,587 --> 01:36:51,253 He seems clearly upset by the fact his spine is broken. 2471 01:36:51,253 --> 01:36:52,086 - Yeah, it's unsettling. 2472 01:36:52,086 --> 01:36:53,668 - It's an inconvenience to say the least. 2473 01:36:53,668 --> 01:36:57,864 - Okay, but is that how you reveal people who are disguised? 2474 01:36:57,864 --> 01:37:01,306 - It seems that what happened was, when his spine broke 2475 01:37:01,306 --> 01:37:03,098 and he can still like, talk and look around, 2476 01:37:03,098 --> 01:37:04,947 he sort of went, well, the jig is up. 2477 01:37:04,947 --> 01:37:05,792 - The jig is up. - The jig is up. 2478 01:37:05,792 --> 01:37:07,642 - Okay, so his wig came off, basically. 2479 01:37:07,642 --> 01:37:08,949 - Yeah. (Brennan laughing) 2480 01:37:08,949 --> 01:37:10,682 - So I mean, I think we should ask him, 2481 01:37:10,682 --> 01:37:13,175 does he know anything about who killed Mark Ronson? 2482 01:37:13,175 --> 01:37:14,929 - Yeah, go ask him. 2483 01:37:14,929 --> 01:37:16,429 - He did work in the tavern 2484 01:37:16,429 --> 01:37:17,711 so he might know. - He did work there. 2485 01:37:17,711 --> 01:37:19,535 Okay, what's his name again? 2486 01:37:19,535 --> 01:37:20,857 - Wallace. - Wallace. 2487 01:37:20,857 --> 01:37:22,353 - It's not Wallace. - Is that even his real name? 2488 01:37:22,353 --> 01:37:23,186 - [Monét] Right, we don't even know. 2489 01:37:23,186 --> 01:37:24,019 - It's not his real name. - Right. 2490 01:37:24,019 --> 01:37:25,551 - It's probably Carl. - Or Chuck. 2491 01:37:25,551 --> 01:37:28,702 - It's probably Swallace. Drop the S, no one knows. 2492 01:37:28,702 --> 01:37:30,398 - [Monét] So we're just gonna ask him- 2493 01:37:30,398 --> 01:37:32,361 (Bob laughing) 2494 01:37:32,361 --> 01:37:35,622 We're gonna ask him- (Bob and Jujubee laughing) 2495 01:37:35,622 --> 01:37:37,040 - Who, Swallace? - Can't use your real name. 2496 01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:38,123 - Swallace. - Oh, I'm a Wallace. 2497 01:37:38,123 --> 01:37:39,422 - [Monét] Swallace. - No one'll... 2498 01:37:39,422 --> 01:37:41,095 - I wanna ask him if, does he know who... 2499 01:37:41,095 --> 01:37:45,016 Wallace, do you know who killed Mark Ronson? 2500 01:37:45,016 --> 01:37:46,625 (Brennan exhales sharply) 2501 01:37:46,625 --> 01:37:49,143 - Not only do I know who killed Mark Ronson, 2502 01:37:49,143 --> 01:37:51,745 I think you know who killed Mark Ronson. 2503 01:37:51,745 --> 01:37:53,064 (Alaska gasps) - [Jujubee] Wait a minute. 2504 01:37:53,064 --> 01:37:54,258 - He knows who you are, girl. 2505 01:37:54,258 --> 01:37:55,896 - You see he looks at you and says, 2506 01:37:55,896 --> 01:37:58,672 your cousin Keena says hello. 2507 01:37:58,672 --> 01:38:01,041 - Keena? - Keena, I knew it! 'Cause it- 2508 01:38:01,041 --> 01:38:02,645 - You knew it was her. - Cousin KK. 2509 01:38:02,645 --> 01:38:03,741 - Yeah. (Brennan laughing) 2510 01:38:03,741 --> 01:38:06,826 - I knew it. Okay, so where did she go, Wallace? 2511 01:38:06,826 --> 01:38:10,239 - She came in here with some lady. I don't know. 2512 01:38:10,239 --> 01:38:14,906 Just white eyes, she had a symbol of the Sun God on her. 2513 01:38:16,370 --> 01:38:19,502 It looked she was asking about a witch. 2514 01:38:19,502 --> 01:38:20,930 (Alaska gasps) 2515 01:38:20,930 --> 01:38:22,883 - Gertie. - Wait a minute. 2516 01:38:22,883 --> 01:38:23,869 - Okay, I didn't tell you all this, 2517 01:38:23,869 --> 01:38:26,096 but I had to flee my home 2518 01:38:26,096 --> 01:38:29,179 because I was being hunted down by... 2519 01:38:31,133 --> 01:38:34,056 The inquisitor of the Glorious Sun! 2520 01:38:34,056 --> 01:38:39,056 - You see he says, yeah, these sun clerics, you know, 2521 01:38:39,168 --> 01:38:42,204 they're always after the undead. 2522 01:38:42,204 --> 01:38:45,641 But whatever religious scruples she had, 2523 01:38:45,641 --> 01:38:48,637 she certainly didn't mind doing business with me. 2524 01:38:48,637 --> 01:38:50,556 (Brennan chuckles gravelly) 2525 01:38:50,556 --> 01:38:52,138 - Okay true. - What are you gonna do 2526 01:38:52,138 --> 01:38:55,052 with this undead guy? - So I think I'm gonna, 2527 01:38:55,052 --> 01:38:58,490 as I reach over to Wallace, I snatch his amulet off 2528 01:38:58,490 --> 01:39:00,767 and his body just dissipates and he goes away. 2529 01:39:00,767 --> 01:39:04,030 - (gasps) You see he goes (screams) as he begins to go away. 2530 01:39:04,030 --> 01:39:06,557 You see that this corrupted Wraith Clasp, 2531 01:39:06,557 --> 01:39:09,396 as you've said before, this is like fairy magic 2532 01:39:09,396 --> 01:39:12,775 that has been turned by the undead to disguise them 2533 01:39:12,775 --> 01:39:14,471 in the world of the living. - That's crazy, that's crazy. 2534 01:39:14,471 --> 01:39:18,164 - You see that he (wheezes) and as he goes away, 2535 01:39:18,164 --> 01:39:20,695 I think all of you see an image. 2536 01:39:20,695 --> 01:39:22,634 The image you see (mimics wind howling) 2537 01:39:22,634 --> 01:39:26,722 as his body turns to mist is the face 2538 01:39:26,722 --> 01:39:29,714 that I'm afraid only one of you recognizes. 2539 01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:31,852 The face of Zaria Hex. 2540 01:39:31,852 --> 01:39:33,283 - So I know who that is. - Yes. 2541 01:39:33,283 --> 01:39:35,692 - You see her face and you know that she had the power 2542 01:39:35,692 --> 01:39:39,362 to create undead, and as he turns, however, 2543 01:39:39,362 --> 01:39:41,626 I'll add one last detail here. 2544 01:39:41,626 --> 01:39:45,687 That mist turns to smoke and that smoke smells like cedar. 2545 01:39:45,687 --> 01:39:48,882 (Alaska gasps dramatically) 2546 01:39:48,882 --> 01:39:49,846 - It's got the... - [Jujubee] Dang. 2547 01:39:49,846 --> 01:39:51,134 - It's all connected. 2548 01:39:51,134 --> 01:39:53,515 - See, I knew it was that bitch. 2549 01:39:53,515 --> 01:39:55,212 - And Keena. - Yeah, and Keena. 2550 01:39:55,212 --> 01:39:56,321 - [Jujubee] What was her name again? 2551 01:39:56,321 --> 01:39:57,154 - [Brennan] Zaria Hex. 2552 01:39:57,154 --> 01:39:57,987 - I knew that Keena was up to no good. 2553 01:39:57,987 --> 01:40:00,207 - And Zaria Hex is... - Also, to be fair... 2554 01:40:00,207 --> 01:40:02,541 - I wrote this down. 2555 01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:03,888 - Troyánn, I didn't know you were gonna kill him. - Defeated us. 2556 01:40:03,888 --> 01:40:05,512 I thought you were gonna rough 'em up a little bit. 2557 01:40:05,512 --> 01:40:06,485 (Alaska laughing) - I mean, well, 2558 01:40:06,485 --> 01:40:08,613 the saber-toothed tiger already does it. 2559 01:40:08,613 --> 01:40:10,398 - This giant panther comes over to Twyla and is like- 2560 01:40:10,398 --> 01:40:11,317 - His spine is broken. 2561 01:40:11,317 --> 01:40:13,941 - Yeah, the thorn panther goes, (snorts) 2562 01:40:13,941 --> 01:40:16,403 and walks over and just sorta flops next to Twyla's feet. 2563 01:40:16,403 --> 01:40:17,236 - Yeah. - Aw. 2564 01:40:17,236 --> 01:40:19,611 - I was thinking more it was a large tuxedo cat, 2565 01:40:19,611 --> 01:40:21,529 but we can go with panther. 2566 01:40:21,529 --> 01:40:22,624 - It's already canon, it's already canon. 2567 01:40:22,624 --> 01:40:24,374 - Yeah, I'm just saying. - Already canon. 2568 01:40:24,374 --> 01:40:26,841 - I think that I release Wallace from some misery. 2569 01:40:26,841 --> 01:40:27,674 - There we go. 2570 01:40:27,674 --> 01:40:29,849 - So now can I take his amulet, his Wraith Clasp 2571 01:40:29,849 --> 01:40:31,377 and add it to my satchel? - Yes. 2572 01:40:31,377 --> 01:40:33,932 This is going to be a little bit less useful to you 2573 01:40:33,932 --> 01:40:36,055 because you are all in the living, but it's possible 2574 01:40:36,055 --> 01:40:37,387 going to the underworld that this might be- 2575 01:40:37,387 --> 01:40:39,755 - We might make a friend. - Yeah, incredibly useful 2576 01:40:39,755 --> 01:40:40,588 to some of the people who live there. 2577 01:40:40,588 --> 01:40:42,042 - And I have two now. - Werk. 2578 01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:42,875 - Hell yes. 2579 01:40:42,875 --> 01:40:45,474 - We gotta find this Zaria bitch and talk to her. 2580 01:40:45,474 --> 01:40:48,166 - We do. - So the four of you know 2581 01:40:48,166 --> 01:40:51,789 that, I mean, your cousin and someone 2582 01:40:51,789 --> 01:40:53,765 that you have been warned about 2583 01:40:53,765 --> 01:40:55,704 who you are specifically trying to avoid 2584 01:40:55,704 --> 01:40:56,840 seem to be working in cahoots. 2585 01:40:56,840 --> 01:40:58,501 And not only are they working together, 2586 01:40:58,501 --> 01:41:00,984 but they clearly had business with this thing 2587 01:41:00,984 --> 01:41:04,039 that you now know is a creation of Zaria Hex. 2588 01:41:04,039 --> 01:41:07,072 And all the while something about that goblin 2589 01:41:07,072 --> 01:41:10,534 that recognized you, something foul is happening in Greeley 2590 01:41:10,534 --> 01:41:12,498 and I think, Troyánn, you having come through here 2591 01:41:12,498 --> 01:41:14,920 many times before, even for Greeley 2592 01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,696 that normally has some strange customers come through, 2593 01:41:17,696 --> 01:41:20,801 this is a deeper sense of danger. 2594 01:41:20,801 --> 01:41:22,294 Something is at work here 2595 01:41:22,294 --> 01:41:25,216 that is not normal for these journeys to the Underworld. 2596 01:41:25,216 --> 01:41:27,193 - The Music Man, we got trouble right here in Greeley City. 2597 01:41:27,193 --> 01:41:30,019 (cast laughing) - Trouble with a capital T. 2598 01:41:30,019 --> 01:41:32,565 (Bob laughing) - So all of you look up 2599 01:41:32,565 --> 01:41:35,727 and sort of see in the dark, far distant, you know, 2600 01:41:35,727 --> 01:41:38,220 it's so far away that you see the flash of lightning 2601 01:41:38,220 --> 01:41:42,070 and it takes a couple seconds for the thunder to hit. 2602 01:41:42,070 --> 01:41:44,187 But you see illuminated in that lightning... 2603 01:41:44,187 --> 01:41:45,385 (thunder crashing) 2604 01:41:45,385 --> 01:41:48,558 (mimics thunder pounding) The Temple of Wraiths, 2605 01:41:48,558 --> 01:41:50,260 Mount Basira. - Mm-hmm. 2606 01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:51,658 - [Brennan] So I put- - Right in the middle of this. 2607 01:41:51,658 --> 01:41:54,334 - There you go, so I put the question to all of you. 2608 01:41:54,334 --> 01:41:56,704 Even though it is a dangerous journey 2609 01:41:56,704 --> 01:41:59,515 up through the mountains, knowing what you know 2610 01:41:59,515 --> 01:42:01,241 about the people that have already appeared here 2611 01:42:01,241 --> 01:42:04,446 in the town, do you want to try to spend the night 2612 01:42:04,446 --> 01:42:06,137 to go in the morning or do you feel 2613 01:42:06,137 --> 01:42:08,688 that you must journey right away? 2614 01:42:08,688 --> 01:42:09,596 - Do we use... 2615 01:42:09,596 --> 01:42:11,128 - Oh, everyone should talk amongst ourselves for a second. 2616 01:42:11,128 --> 01:42:11,961 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Yeah. 2617 01:42:11,961 --> 01:42:16,012 - And I think that we wanna get there before Keela. 2618 01:42:16,012 --> 01:42:17,133 - Keena? - Keena. 2619 01:42:17,133 --> 01:42:18,942 - And Keena's obviously had to stop by some water 2620 01:42:18,942 --> 01:42:21,863 so if we start now it is more dangerous, 2621 01:42:21,863 --> 01:42:26,550 but we can get there before her and intercept the soul. 2622 01:42:26,550 --> 01:42:29,437 - [Jujubee] Is there a way to make Keena not see any water? 2623 01:42:29,437 --> 01:42:30,270 - Not to see? 2624 01:42:30,270 --> 01:42:31,361 - [Bob] Well, she might already be at the water 2625 01:42:31,361 --> 01:42:32,319 for all we know. - Yeah. 2626 01:42:32,319 --> 01:42:33,880 - But she don't walk that fast, I bet. 2627 01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:34,713 - Well, I don't know. I don't know. 2628 01:42:34,713 --> 01:42:35,681 - You don't know what Keena's like. 2629 01:42:35,681 --> 01:42:36,514 - Keena's really powerful. 2630 01:42:36,514 --> 01:42:38,815 She got some good legs. - You don't what Keena's like. 2631 01:42:38,815 --> 01:42:39,648 - Well, what can we do 2632 01:42:39,648 --> 01:42:41,661 to keep ourselves safe to travel tonight? 2633 01:42:41,661 --> 01:42:43,536 - Well, we can see really good in the dark. 2634 01:42:43,536 --> 01:42:45,080 - Yeah, we can see in the dark perfectly. 2635 01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:46,125 - So what do I do? 2636 01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:47,509 - You're fast and you get naked sometimes randomly. 2637 01:42:47,509 --> 01:42:48,946 - You can fly. - I think we should do it. 2638 01:42:48,946 --> 01:42:50,438 - I think we should leave now. - We should go. 2639 01:42:50,438 --> 01:42:51,825 - [Monét] We should leave now. - Okay. 2640 01:42:51,825 --> 01:42:53,284 - So we can make sure we cut Keena off 2641 01:42:53,284 --> 01:42:54,926 before she gets to water. - All right. 2642 01:42:54,926 --> 01:42:56,209 - Or she might already be there. We don't know. 2643 01:42:56,209 --> 01:42:58,228 - [Brennan] As you begin to journey, yeah, so there's a lot. 2644 01:42:58,228 --> 01:43:01,245 So as Gertrude has said, if Keena needs to rest 2645 01:43:01,245 --> 01:43:03,036 to recharge the power of the amulet 2646 01:43:03,036 --> 01:43:04,148 for a dangerous journey to the Underworld, 2647 01:43:04,148 --> 01:43:05,441 this might be your only window. 2648 01:43:05,441 --> 01:43:06,274 - Mm-hmm. - [Alaska] Right. 2649 01:43:06,274 --> 01:43:09,330 - So making your way, there is still a light lit 2650 01:43:09,330 --> 01:43:11,377 in that watchtower with a couple guards. 2651 01:43:11,377 --> 01:43:14,123 Do you want to just head up the main road 2652 01:43:14,123 --> 01:43:16,012 past the watchtower or would you try 2653 01:43:16,012 --> 01:43:17,983 to find an alternate route up to the temple? 2654 01:43:17,983 --> 01:43:18,941 - An alternate route. 2655 01:43:18,941 --> 01:43:19,774 - [Monét] An alternate route would be the best. 2656 01:43:19,774 --> 01:43:21,223 - I think alternate, yeah. - Okay. 2657 01:43:21,223 --> 01:43:22,811 - Bob the Drag Queen would pick the safe road, 2658 01:43:22,811 --> 01:43:24,641 but Gertrude, she 'bout it 'bout it. 2659 01:43:24,641 --> 01:43:27,640 - Incredible, so what I will need from all of you 2660 01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:30,659 is a group stealth check 2661 01:43:30,659 --> 01:43:32,372 if you were going to try to move unseen. 2662 01:43:32,372 --> 01:43:37,372 - Ladies, stealth check time! - Stealth check, ladies. 2663 01:43:37,529 --> 01:43:39,460 - Ladies, stealth check. 2664 01:43:39,460 --> 01:43:40,826 - Oh, I need to move my little thing. 2665 01:43:40,826 --> 01:43:42,756 I keep on rolling really bad numbers. 2666 01:43:42,756 --> 01:43:44,148 - My stealth is plus three. - It's not the thing, honey. 2667 01:43:44,148 --> 01:43:45,865 - [Monét] Mine is plus five. - And I'll say here, too, 2668 01:43:45,865 --> 01:43:48,359 for Twyla's purposes that this is the type of action 2669 01:43:48,359 --> 01:43:50,614 that Pass Without Trace would help with. 2670 01:43:50,614 --> 01:43:51,785 - Okay, well she... 2671 01:43:51,785 --> 01:43:53,446 Okay, what does that mean? - Oh! 2672 01:43:53,446 --> 01:43:54,279 - I'm at eight plus three. - Oh that's the- 2673 01:43:54,279 --> 01:43:55,777 - [Brennan] That's the spell, the shadow spell. 2674 01:43:55,777 --> 01:43:57,164 - I'm 11. - I can do that anytime? 2675 01:43:57,164 --> 01:43:58,885 - You can cast that whenever you want. 2676 01:43:58,885 --> 01:44:00,484 - Oh, she's gonna cast that, honey. 2677 01:44:00,484 --> 01:44:03,873 - So for our spellcasters, all spells that are very powerful 2678 01:44:03,873 --> 01:44:05,998 can only be done a limited number of times, 2679 01:44:05,998 --> 01:44:07,555 but right now in this circumstance 2680 01:44:07,555 --> 01:44:09,641 it might be wise for sure. - Got it. 2681 01:44:09,641 --> 01:44:11,097 - Okay, so it's 12. - I'm at 11 then. 2682 01:44:11,097 --> 01:44:15,155 - 12 plus five is a 17, right? Stealth? 2683 01:44:15,155 --> 01:44:16,338 - 12 plus five is a 17, right? Stealth? 2684 01:44:16,338 --> 01:44:18,395 - That is correct so everyone get your stealth. 2685 01:44:18,395 --> 01:44:21,326 And Pass Without Trace allows everybody 2686 01:44:21,326 --> 01:44:24,369 to add a plus 10 to stealth checks. 2687 01:44:24,369 --> 01:44:25,604 - Oh. - [Jujubee] Do I do that? 2688 01:44:25,604 --> 01:44:26,913 - I'm at like 28. - [Bob] I'm at 18. 2689 01:44:26,913 --> 01:44:28,796 - 28, incredible. 2690 01:44:28,796 --> 01:44:31,690 - 17 plus 10, 27. - [Brennan] 27. 2691 01:44:31,690 --> 01:44:33,369 - So it's my plus and the plus? 2692 01:44:33,369 --> 01:44:35,324 - [Brennan] And plus 10. - So I'm at 11 so I'm at 21. 2693 01:44:35,324 --> 01:44:38,500 - 21. - Five plus 12, 27. 2694 01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,545 - All of you beat a 20. 2695 01:44:40,545 --> 01:44:43,481 As you head out, rather than going past the watchtower, 2696 01:44:43,481 --> 01:44:45,170 like, you've already been seen enough in town. 2697 01:44:45,170 --> 01:44:47,431 Letting the guards get an eye on you journeying, 2698 01:44:47,431 --> 01:44:50,369 that goblin, you know, all this weird goings-on in town, 2699 01:44:50,369 --> 01:44:54,524 all of you make the choice to head straight up the cliffside 2700 01:44:54,524 --> 01:44:57,065 and Twyla, you whisper. (mimics wind whooshing) 2701 01:44:57,065 --> 01:44:58,980 What does it look like as you call on the shadows 2702 01:44:58,980 --> 01:45:01,108 to protect you and your friends? 2703 01:45:01,108 --> 01:45:04,033 - I kind of imagined it coming from under and up 2704 01:45:04,033 --> 01:45:07,123 where it was almost like this vacuum 2705 01:45:07,123 --> 01:45:09,112 where we were just protected like this 2706 01:45:09,112 --> 01:45:11,892 so there's this like, orb of smoke and shadow. 2707 01:45:11,892 --> 01:45:15,880 Maybe little bits and pieces of things come out of it, 2708 01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:17,448 but that's our protection. 2709 01:45:17,448 --> 01:45:18,693 That's what I see it as. 2710 01:45:18,693 --> 01:45:20,988 - Shadows of above, shadows from below. 2711 01:45:20,988 --> 01:45:22,527 - Mm-hmm. 2712 01:45:22,527 --> 01:45:25,077 - Cover you like a warm and welcoming blanket. 2713 01:45:25,077 --> 01:45:28,234 This is the feeling of nighttime as a benevolent mother 2714 01:45:28,234 --> 01:45:31,431 inviting you into her embrace to be secret and move unseen. 2715 01:45:31,431 --> 01:45:35,387 You even hear small whispers in Sylvan, 2716 01:45:35,387 --> 01:45:36,696 the language of the fairies. 2717 01:45:36,696 --> 01:45:38,818 The grass and the earth whispering to you, 2718 01:45:38,818 --> 01:45:42,188 Twyla, we will not betray your steps. 2719 01:45:42,188 --> 01:45:44,574 No one shall find your tracks this night. 2720 01:45:44,574 --> 01:45:45,407 - Oh, I love that. I love that. 2721 01:45:45,407 --> 01:45:47,434 - I don't speak Sylvan, but it sounds nice. 2722 01:45:47,434 --> 01:45:48,267 (cast laughing) 2723 01:45:48,267 --> 01:45:50,151 - Hey, that was really emotional and beautiful. 2724 01:45:50,151 --> 01:45:51,979 - Oh! (laughs) I'm glad! 2725 01:45:51,979 --> 01:45:55,057 - Tell me more. I wanna know some more, that was... 2726 01:45:55,057 --> 01:45:55,890 - What else is it saying? 2727 01:45:55,890 --> 01:45:57,348 What other nice things is it saying? 2728 01:45:57,348 --> 01:45:58,508 - You're amazing, man. 2729 01:45:58,508 --> 01:45:59,867 - Oh, thank you! - [Jujubee] I was like, oh my God. 2730 01:45:59,867 --> 01:46:00,788 Okay, what else, what else? - [Bob] Brennan does it again. 2731 01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:02,454 - This is how it starts, honey. - Brennan again-ing. 2732 01:46:02,454 --> 01:46:04,605 - We're gonna get married soon. - Again with Brennan. 2733 01:46:04,605 --> 01:46:05,438 (Brennan laughing) 2734 01:46:05,438 --> 01:46:08,631 And what else do they say in Sylvan? 2735 01:46:08,631 --> 01:46:09,885 - Every step you're like, well, 2736 01:46:09,885 --> 01:46:13,136 this stealth spell has a lot of grass talking to Twyla 2737 01:46:13,136 --> 01:46:14,818 saying nice compliments. 2738 01:46:14,818 --> 01:46:16,650 - She's just like, talking to me in your head. 2739 01:46:16,650 --> 01:46:18,856 And I'm like, girl, I'm busy. - Yeah. 2740 01:46:18,856 --> 01:46:21,404 You are completely unseen, and not only that, 2741 01:46:21,404 --> 01:46:26,016 the magic of the Wraith Clasps that you carry also fools, 2742 01:46:26,016 --> 01:46:29,013 you know, if there are any strange undead things 2743 01:46:29,013 --> 01:46:30,686 up on the mountainsides, as often happens 2744 01:46:30,686 --> 01:46:32,171 in the Mountains of Shadow, 2745 01:46:32,171 --> 01:46:33,754 their magic will only perceive you 2746 01:46:33,754 --> 01:46:37,304 as fellow spirits of death moving with those Wraith Clasps. 2747 01:46:37,304 --> 01:46:41,425 So you are protected from sight and from magic 2748 01:46:41,425 --> 01:46:42,576 as you move up the mountainside. 2749 01:46:42,576 --> 01:46:44,528 Now, normally scaling these cliffs 2750 01:46:44,528 --> 01:46:47,516 would be tremendously challenging, 2751 01:46:47,516 --> 01:46:48,921 but even as the rain begins, 2752 01:46:48,921 --> 01:46:52,072 Twyla's 'Natural Explorer' ability prevents you 2753 01:46:52,072 --> 01:46:55,034 from being slowed even in difficult terrain. 2754 01:46:55,034 --> 01:46:56,368 - And I'm flying, so. 2755 01:46:56,368 --> 01:46:58,100 - As you journey up the mountainside, Twyla, 2756 01:46:58,100 --> 01:47:00,807 I think you alight with your wings and are able 2757 01:47:00,807 --> 01:47:04,391 to scout ahead and find the best hidden paths 2758 01:47:04,391 --> 01:47:08,345 up through the rocks so all of you going up the cliffs 2759 01:47:08,345 --> 01:47:10,850 actually manage to get there even faster 2760 01:47:10,850 --> 01:47:12,321 than those who are traveling on the road. 2761 01:47:12,321 --> 01:47:13,936 You might have even beaten people 2762 01:47:13,936 --> 01:47:15,238 who are taking the long road up. 2763 01:47:15,238 --> 01:47:17,547 - We're definitely gonna get there before Keena. 2764 01:47:17,547 --> 01:47:19,347 - Oh, Kiki. 2765 01:47:19,347 --> 01:47:22,122 - As you travel up protected by magic, 2766 01:47:22,122 --> 01:47:26,584 guided by your woodland ranger up through the hills, 2767 01:47:26,584 --> 01:47:29,241 the hills become mountains. 2768 01:47:29,241 --> 01:47:32,323 And covered by the magic of the Wraith Clasps, you 2769 01:47:32,323 --> 01:47:37,323 (mimics lightning crackling) the rain begins to fall. 2770 01:47:37,372 --> 01:47:39,754 As it hits Princess's broad shoulders, 2771 01:47:39,754 --> 01:47:41,659 it (mimics steam hissing) just cuts into steam 2772 01:47:41,659 --> 01:47:44,201 from how naturally (snarls) filled 2773 01:47:44,201 --> 01:47:45,946 with that sort of burning rage. 2774 01:47:45,946 --> 01:47:49,564 And Troyánn, you actually feel the sheen of water 2775 01:47:49,564 --> 01:47:52,361 cover you once more and feel that like, 2776 01:47:52,361 --> 01:47:54,843 restoring and regenerating power here. 2777 01:47:54,843 --> 01:47:56,307 - Yes, yes. 2778 01:47:56,307 --> 01:47:59,592 - Gertrude, as you approach the temple, you hear- 2779 01:47:59,592 --> 01:48:00,701 - The rain makes your knees hurt. 2780 01:48:00,701 --> 01:48:04,475 (cast laughing) - Mine are hurting too. 2781 01:48:04,475 --> 01:48:06,769 Yeah, we're the old ones. - A monster. 2782 01:48:06,769 --> 01:48:10,019 - You behold the temple of death. 2783 01:48:10,019 --> 01:48:14,868 Here, a goddess whose name is lost 2784 01:48:14,868 --> 01:48:18,955 to the people who live below, the Goddess of the Underworld 2785 01:48:18,955 --> 01:48:21,437 had this temple built in her honor. 2786 01:48:21,437 --> 01:48:26,151 And yet in the long years, her name forgotten, 2787 01:48:26,151 --> 01:48:30,694 this place now nothing more than a myth, 2788 01:48:30,694 --> 01:48:33,674 a haunted dwelling of spirits 2789 01:48:33,674 --> 01:48:37,701 but with a fabled entrance to the Underworld. 2790 01:48:37,701 --> 01:48:41,743 You see deep shadows awaiting in the entry to the temple. 2791 01:48:41,743 --> 01:48:43,119 You see deep shadows awaiting in the entry to the temple. 2792 01:48:43,119 --> 01:48:45,957 - Oh shit. - You can feel that coldness 2793 01:48:45,957 --> 01:48:50,679 of the stone inside, a place not meant for dwelling 2794 01:48:50,679 --> 01:48:55,661 but for reverent worship of the spirits of the afterlife. 2795 01:48:55,661 --> 01:48:58,412 Colder even still than the stones that surround it 2796 01:48:58,412 --> 01:49:01,745 for its nearness to realms beyond. 2797 01:49:03,397 --> 01:49:07,703 As you approach, Gertrude, you and you alone 2798 01:49:07,703 --> 01:49:10,613 hear a whisper on the wind. 2799 01:49:10,613 --> 01:49:15,508 (inhales raspily) Gertrude, do you come seeking 2800 01:49:15,508 --> 01:49:17,612 (inhales raspily) Gertrude, do you come seeking 2801 01:49:17,612 --> 01:49:21,959 that which all mortals seek never to find? 2802 01:49:21,959 --> 01:49:24,133 that which all mortals seek never to find? 2803 01:49:24,133 --> 01:49:26,348 - And I think this makes Gertrude very sad. 2804 01:49:26,348 --> 01:49:28,834 She's at this place, even though she's here 2805 01:49:28,834 --> 01:49:29,860 and she's made it this close, 2806 01:49:29,860 --> 01:49:32,005 she somehow feels like it just won't happen for her. 2807 01:49:32,005 --> 01:49:36,211 She's always tried to seek her final resting place 2808 01:49:36,211 --> 01:49:39,975 and she is tired, she is weary, she is worn out. 2809 01:49:39,975 --> 01:49:41,827 She's been fighting her whole life, 2810 01:49:41,827 --> 01:49:43,795 longer than anyone should be alive. 2811 01:49:43,795 --> 01:49:47,386 But she just kinda like, takes a deep breath and she goes- 2812 01:49:47,386 --> 01:49:48,914 - Heartbreak feels good in a place like this. 2813 01:49:48,914 --> 01:49:51,742 - (laughs) It feels good and she is, I will, it will, 2814 01:49:51,742 --> 01:49:52,969 and then she goes inside. 2815 01:49:52,969 --> 01:49:54,510 She's like, well, she's not in there yet, 2816 01:49:54,510 --> 01:49:57,249 but she's like, she's feeling like, I can do this. 2817 01:49:57,249 --> 01:49:59,499 This is my chance, finally. 2818 01:50:00,855 --> 01:50:03,867 - Do all of you enter the Temple of Wraiths? 2819 01:50:03,867 --> 01:50:05,023 - Abso-fucking-lutely. - [Monét] Yes. 2820 01:50:05,023 --> 01:50:06,285 - Hell yes. - Sisters. 2821 01:50:06,285 --> 01:50:07,295 - [Jujubee] Yeah. 2822 01:50:07,295 --> 01:50:09,888 - Sisters together facing Death itself. 2823 01:50:09,888 --> 01:50:12,559 You enter the temple. (mimics wind howling) 2824 01:50:12,559 --> 01:50:15,874 Yawning darkness surrounds you. 2825 01:50:15,874 --> 01:50:18,293 Troyánn, you've been here many times before 2826 01:50:18,293 --> 01:50:20,499 and you know the way. 2827 01:50:20,499 --> 01:50:22,588 At the far end of the temple, 2828 01:50:22,588 --> 01:50:26,811 there is a circle of stone with ancient runes 2829 01:50:26,811 --> 01:50:30,876 in the language of the dead written around it. 2830 01:50:30,876 --> 01:50:35,176 Many tall statues of robed figures 2831 01:50:35,176 --> 01:50:39,976 with various animal heads, vulture, jackal, crow, lion. 2832 01:50:39,976 --> 01:50:42,968 with various animal heads, vulture, jackal, crow, lion. 2833 01:50:42,968 --> 01:50:45,571 - Tree Cat. - Tree Cat. 2834 01:50:45,571 --> 01:50:50,571 - Tuxedo cat. - Tuxedo cat gaze down. 2835 01:50:51,255 --> 01:50:54,058 As you step to the edge of the circle, 2836 01:50:54,058 --> 01:50:57,482 you see one of these statues, 2837 01:50:57,482 --> 01:51:01,613 the one in the very center looking directly at the doorway 2838 01:51:01,613 --> 01:51:04,058 but faced down instead to peer 2839 01:51:04,058 --> 01:51:08,008 at the center of this runed circle. 2840 01:51:08,008 --> 01:51:10,799 Troyánn, as you approach, all of you see a light 2841 01:51:10,799 --> 01:51:13,657 gleaming from Troyánn's satchel. 2842 01:51:13,657 --> 01:51:15,751 (Jujubee gasps) - Oh, it's your amulet. 2843 01:51:15,751 --> 01:51:17,998 - Yeah, my amulet. - The Wraith Clasp. 2844 01:51:17,998 --> 01:51:19,431 - Which one is it, though? 2845 01:51:19,431 --> 01:51:21,160 - This is your ancestral one. This is the Soul Keeper. 2846 01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:22,100 - Oh, the OG one. - Oh, oh, nevermind. 2847 01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:23,304 - [Monét] Yeah, my amulet. - The big one, okay. 2848 01:51:23,304 --> 01:51:25,010 - [Bob] Got it. - Not my Wraith Clasp. 2849 01:51:25,010 --> 01:51:28,892 - You all see the vulture-headed figure in robes 2850 01:51:28,892 --> 01:51:33,561 carved in stone, the eyes glow red. 2851 01:51:33,561 --> 01:51:37,108 And a voice echoes from unmoving stone 2852 01:51:37,108 --> 01:51:42,083 filling each of you with a chill of some unnatural magic. 2853 01:51:43,117 --> 01:51:46,594 The voice of Gargrim speaks, 2854 01:51:46,594 --> 01:51:49,150 who you have spoken to many times before. 2855 01:51:49,150 --> 01:51:54,067 (inhales hauntingly) Troyánn, keeper of souls, 2856 01:51:54,067 --> 01:51:56,225 (inhales hauntingly) Troyánn, keeper of souls, 2857 01:51:57,060 --> 01:51:59,143 assassin of the Everdeep. 2858 01:52:01,126 --> 01:52:05,201 I see this time you do not walk alone. 2859 01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:09,957 What business do you have with these strangers? 2860 01:52:11,264 --> 01:52:14,931 - We come here to seek a traitor. 2861 01:52:15,773 --> 01:52:18,775 - A traitor you seek? - Yes. 2862 01:52:18,775 --> 01:52:23,066 - Do you speak on their behalf, Troyánn? 2863 01:52:24,160 --> 01:52:25,375 - No. 2864 01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:26,866 - I've come here for something. 2865 01:52:26,866 --> 01:52:27,839 Oh, it feels like we're with the Wizard of Oz, 2866 01:52:27,839 --> 01:52:30,124 like we're at the Wizard. (cast laughing) 2867 01:52:30,124 --> 01:52:31,067 I want a heart, I want a brain. 2868 01:52:31,067 --> 01:52:32,734 ♪ He's the Wiz ♪ 2869 01:52:32,734 --> 01:52:33,790 (Brennan laughing) 2870 01:52:33,790 --> 01:52:36,764 - I've come, but I don't intend to leave. 2871 01:52:36,764 --> 01:52:37,824 I've not told you all this, 2872 01:52:37,824 --> 01:52:40,801 but this should be my final resting place. 2873 01:52:40,801 --> 01:52:41,984 (Alaska gasps) - Gertie! 2874 01:52:41,984 --> 01:52:44,273 - Oh, she about to die. - Plot twist. 2875 01:52:44,273 --> 01:52:45,841 - [Jujubee] I have a question. - [Brennan] Yeah, Twyla. 2876 01:52:45,841 --> 01:52:47,977 - Why am I here? - [Brennan] Helping you- 2877 01:52:47,977 --> 01:52:48,836 - You're trying to find the people 2878 01:52:48,836 --> 01:52:51,263 who blew up your, like, family. 2879 01:52:51,263 --> 01:52:52,810 - So we're basically doing the same thing. 2880 01:52:52,810 --> 01:52:54,395 - [Alaska] I think so because- - Revenge. 2881 01:52:54,395 --> 01:52:57,484 - I think the connection is that it's the same person. 2882 01:52:57,484 --> 01:52:59,910 It's that lady... - Zaria, yeah. 2883 01:52:59,910 --> 01:53:01,028 - [Monét] Zaria. - [Alaska] Zaria. 2884 01:53:01,028 --> 01:53:02,608 - Of course it's Zaria. - It's giving revenge. 2885 01:53:02,608 --> 01:53:04,738 - Fucking Zaria. - Zaria. 2886 01:53:04,738 --> 01:53:06,177 - There are many answers here. 2887 01:53:06,177 --> 01:53:08,264 For Twyla, not only answers 2888 01:53:08,264 --> 01:53:10,680 as to how your people were destroyed, 2889 01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:13,987 but also you still carry the Seed of the Allblossom. 2890 01:53:13,987 --> 01:53:17,848 It's possible that the Goddess of Death might, 2891 01:53:17,848 --> 01:53:20,789 if you were able to gain audience with her, 2892 01:53:20,789 --> 01:53:24,373 give you the magic needed to restore the Allblossom 2893 01:53:24,373 --> 01:53:27,118 and bring light back to the fairy realm. 2894 01:53:27,118 --> 01:53:32,118 For Princess, the answers of how your family fell into ruin, 2895 01:53:32,150 --> 01:53:34,197 how they were killed and destroyed, 2896 01:53:34,197 --> 01:53:36,372 who would have done such a thing. 2897 01:53:36,372 --> 01:53:40,163 - I think that in hindsight, 2898 01:53:40,163 --> 01:53:43,113 I probably shouldn't tell the girls yet 2899 01:53:43,113 --> 01:53:44,795 that I don't intend to leave. - [Brennan] Yeah. 2900 01:53:44,795 --> 01:53:49,695 - I feel like that should be my little secret so... 2901 01:53:50,694 --> 01:53:54,766 - Let me ask this. Can you make a deception roll for me. 2902 01:53:54,766 --> 01:53:58,609 And can everyone else here make an insight check for me. 2903 01:53:58,609 --> 01:54:00,626 - Insight check. - Okay. 2904 01:54:00,626 --> 01:54:02,376 - A d20? - It's a d20. 2905 01:54:03,272 --> 01:54:04,622 - 14. 2906 01:54:04,622 --> 01:54:07,169 - So not great, it's an eight. - [Brennan] Eight. 2907 01:54:07,169 --> 01:54:09,627 - I'm 27. - Wow! 27, incredible. 2908 01:54:09,627 --> 01:54:12,028 - Okay, I'm three. - I'm very insightful. 2909 01:54:12,028 --> 01:54:13,832 - (laughs) Wait, what am I looking for? 2910 01:54:13,832 --> 01:54:15,190 - Plus insight. - Insight. 2911 01:54:15,190 --> 01:54:18,374 - Oh Jesus, three plus four is lucky number seven. 2912 01:54:18,374 --> 01:54:22,118 - Seven, Troyánn, wait, you got 27. Did you roll a 20? 2913 01:54:22,118 --> 01:54:24,074 - I got a nat 20. - Hell yeah! 2914 01:54:24,074 --> 01:54:26,138 - Whoo, yeah! - It's giving. 2915 01:54:26,138 --> 01:54:27,699 - I love this. So I think on that roll... 2916 01:54:27,699 --> 01:54:29,435 And what did you roll for your deception again? 2917 01:54:29,435 --> 01:54:31,438 - I got a three plus five is an eight. 2918 01:54:31,438 --> 01:54:32,271 - Eight. 2919 01:54:32,271 --> 01:54:33,715 - [Brennan] And what did Twyla get? You got a seven? 2920 01:54:33,715 --> 01:54:35,026 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Great, okay. 2921 01:54:35,026 --> 01:54:37,451 - It's insight, right? - It's insight, yes. 2922 01:54:37,451 --> 01:54:41,366 So Princess, I love, I think that's absolutely right, Bob. 2923 01:54:41,366 --> 01:54:46,108 I think if you want Gertie to not share that just yet, 2924 01:54:46,108 --> 01:54:47,520 what does Gertie say instead 2925 01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:50,598 when this figure, Gargrim, speaks? 2926 01:54:50,598 --> 01:54:55,106 - She tells Gargrim that she is here with her new friend. 2927 01:54:55,106 --> 01:54:58,179 She's concerned about this, 2928 01:54:58,179 --> 01:55:00,068 she's concerned about the merfolk too. 2929 01:55:00,068 --> 01:55:03,017 Like, she's like, I'm here to help you. I wanna get this... 2930 01:55:03,017 --> 01:55:05,113 I'm here to help my friend find this traitor. 2931 01:55:05,113 --> 01:55:06,012 - I'm here to find a traitor 2932 01:55:06,012 --> 01:55:09,043 but to also restore my, to save Everdeep. 2933 01:55:09,043 --> 01:55:13,672 - Yes, you see Gargrim says, of course, keeper of souls. 2934 01:55:13,672 --> 01:55:18,672 Your quest is known to those that guard these halls. 2935 01:55:18,957 --> 01:55:23,590 Your companions come now for the very first time. 2936 01:55:23,590 --> 01:55:25,882 As Gertrude speaks, I think, Princess, 2937 01:55:25,882 --> 01:55:28,252 you definitely clock, I think, on your roll 2938 01:55:28,252 --> 01:55:30,629 which beats that deception check. 2939 01:55:30,629 --> 01:55:32,832 You sense that Gertie is being guarded. 2940 01:55:32,832 --> 01:55:34,263 Even though you are a barbarian, 2941 01:55:34,263 --> 01:55:36,065 you spent a lot of time in a noble family 2942 01:55:36,065 --> 01:55:37,883 that you are used to these social interactions. 2943 01:55:37,883 --> 01:55:38,870 You can tell when people 2944 01:55:38,870 --> 01:55:40,798 are keeping the cards close to the chest. 2945 01:55:40,798 --> 01:55:43,381 On a natural 20, Troyánn- 2946 01:55:43,381 --> 01:55:45,230 - I just want Princess to go, she's lying. 2947 01:55:45,230 --> 01:55:48,481 (cast laughing) 2948 01:55:48,481 --> 01:55:50,112 - [Brennan] I love it. 2949 01:55:50,112 --> 01:55:52,053 Troyánn, on a natural 20, I'll actually ask, 2950 01:55:52,053 --> 01:55:53,654 and I don't think a natural 20 2951 01:55:53,654 --> 01:55:55,622 means you have to reveal your secret, 2952 01:55:55,622 --> 01:55:59,477 but I think Troyánn has a sudden deep insight in a moment 2953 01:55:59,477 --> 01:56:02,604 to emotionally what's going on with Gertie. 2954 01:56:02,604 --> 01:56:05,209 What does Troyánn see? 2955 01:56:05,209 --> 01:56:07,367 Reading through your masked face, 2956 01:56:07,367 --> 01:56:09,646 what is the emotion that she sees deeper in Gertrude? 2957 01:56:09,646 --> 01:56:12,105 - Ru-veal yourself! (Brennan laughing) 2958 01:56:12,105 --> 01:56:14,616 - I think that she see, well, she can clearly tell 2959 01:56:14,616 --> 01:56:17,548 that Gertrude is just fully lying. 2960 01:56:17,548 --> 01:56:19,074 - [Brennan] Yeah. - And she can also tell 2961 01:56:19,074 --> 01:56:22,252 that Gertie is a lot sadder than she's putting off. 2962 01:56:22,252 --> 01:56:23,451 She doesn't have like, I'm a sad girl, 2963 01:56:23,451 --> 01:56:25,221 but it's like, no, this thing is like, 2964 01:56:25,221 --> 01:56:28,050 it's giving a long time of yearning, more than anyone's 2965 01:56:28,050 --> 01:56:32,335 that she's just like, wow, this woman is deeply saddened 2966 01:56:32,335 --> 01:56:35,479 but also feels intimidated by this place. 2967 01:56:35,479 --> 01:56:37,442 - Is there therapy in Kelvorda? 2968 01:56:37,442 --> 01:56:38,914 (Brennan and Bob laughing) - No. 2969 01:56:38,914 --> 01:56:39,868 - [Jujubee] There's no therapy? 2970 01:56:39,868 --> 01:56:41,876 - No. - Oh, sorry, honey. 2971 01:56:41,876 --> 01:56:43,715 - BetterHelp. 2972 01:56:43,715 --> 01:56:46,710 - Troyánn, you witness that and see the, you know, 2973 01:56:46,710 --> 01:56:49,583 you have lived in the depths your whole life, 2974 01:56:49,583 --> 01:56:51,038 but you see something truly deep 2975 01:56:51,038 --> 01:56:54,643 beyond the eyes of your companion. 2976 01:56:54,643 --> 01:56:56,818 - What if she sees like, what if Troyánn, 2977 01:56:56,818 --> 01:56:58,308 'cause she's taken a lot of lives, 2978 01:56:58,308 --> 01:57:01,100 but maybe she's taken the life of someone who was like, 2979 01:57:01,100 --> 01:57:02,439 just get me, who cares? 2980 01:57:02,439 --> 01:57:03,738 Like, they were trying to get it done 2981 01:57:03,738 --> 01:57:05,955 and she sees that familiar, 2982 01:57:05,955 --> 01:57:07,588 that familiarity in that. - Yes, yes. 2983 01:57:07,588 --> 01:57:08,822 I think you see the familiarity of someone 2984 01:57:08,822 --> 01:57:11,369 that has a different relationship to life and death 2985 01:57:11,369 --> 01:57:12,800 than you are used to seeing. 2986 01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:16,674 For Twyla and Princess, you see Gargrim says, 2987 01:57:16,674 --> 01:57:20,565 and for you, companions of the keeper of souls, 2988 01:57:20,565 --> 01:57:22,567 and for you, companions of the keeper of souls, 2989 01:57:22,567 --> 01:57:26,869 you seem very alive to me. 2990 01:57:26,869 --> 01:57:31,507 A fairy and barbarian I would assume do much 2991 01:57:31,507 --> 01:57:33,679 to avoid the realms of death, 2992 01:57:33,679 --> 01:57:37,012 not venture into them of their own will. 2993 01:57:38,261 --> 01:57:40,685 Why do you seek the underworld? 2994 01:57:40,685 --> 01:57:45,685 - "To avenge my people!" Is what Twyla says. 2995 01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:48,432 - The halls echo with that, 2996 01:57:48,432 --> 01:57:50,064 and I think even in the corners of this room 2997 01:57:50,064 --> 01:57:51,866 with the raw emotion of your voice 2998 01:57:51,866 --> 01:57:56,526 you see jasmine petals move. 2999 01:57:56,526 --> 01:57:59,026 The possibility of deep magic. 3000 01:57:59,921 --> 01:58:03,677 And you, Princess. 3001 01:58:03,677 --> 01:58:08,594 - To avenge my people, too! (cast laughing) 3002 01:58:09,713 --> 01:58:12,387 - Just straight up the same one? 3003 01:58:12,387 --> 01:58:14,401 - Too! - Yeah. 3004 01:58:14,401 --> 01:58:16,875 - As well. - Yeah, it's timeless. 3005 01:58:16,875 --> 01:58:18,243 - You see Gargrim says, 3006 01:58:18,243 --> 01:58:21,977 great, so we've got two 'avenge my peoples.' 3007 01:58:21,977 --> 01:58:26,977 One something, I'm just here to help. 3008 01:58:27,117 --> 01:58:30,342 And Troyánn. - And Troyánn. 3009 01:58:30,342 --> 01:58:32,015 - And Troyánn? - [Brennan] He says- 3010 01:58:32,015 --> 01:58:34,502 - And I'm Dooneese. - Right. 3011 01:58:34,502 --> 01:58:37,594 - Gargrim says, I hope this mission lies 3012 01:58:37,594 --> 01:58:39,999 - Gargrim says, I hope this mission lies 3013 01:58:39,999 --> 01:58:42,328 at the very center of your heart 3014 01:58:42,328 --> 01:58:46,520 for many who seek their heart's desire in the Underworld 3015 01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:48,623 for many who seek their heart's desire in the Underworld 3016 01:58:48,623 --> 01:58:50,616 pay every price for a chance to achieve it 3017 01:58:50,616 --> 01:58:54,199 pay every price for a chance to achieve it 3018 01:58:54,199 --> 01:58:57,933 and fall eternally short. 3019 01:58:57,933 --> 01:59:02,933 - Hm, like third place every time? 3020 01:59:03,015 --> 01:59:08,015 - In the Underworld it's all last place. 3021 01:59:08,048 --> 01:59:10,071 - True. - I got that too once. 3022 01:59:10,071 --> 01:59:12,645 - You see Gargrim says, 3023 01:59:12,645 --> 01:59:17,096 this is your final chance, travelers. 3024 01:59:17,096 --> 01:59:19,114 Step into the circle if you dare 3025 01:59:19,114 --> 01:59:23,402 or turn back to the life you knew. 3026 01:59:23,402 --> 01:59:24,674 - We should step into the circle. 3027 01:59:24,674 --> 01:59:25,704 - Yeah. - [Jujubee] Yeah. 3028 01:59:25,704 --> 01:59:27,019 - Do we do it hastily or are we kinda like, 3029 01:59:27,019 --> 01:59:29,567 looking at each other, this like a big like... (gasps) 3030 01:59:29,567 --> 01:59:31,727 - Twyla actually says, hey ladies, 3031 01:59:31,727 --> 01:59:35,036 I dare you to step into the circle. 3032 01:59:35,036 --> 01:59:38,521 - I have a lot of insight so I know you guys all wanna go, 3033 01:59:38,521 --> 01:59:39,663 but I'm gonna play along. 3034 01:59:39,663 --> 01:59:41,647 - So you know we all what? - [Monét] Wanna go too. 3035 01:59:41,647 --> 01:59:42,480 - Yeah. - We have to. 3036 01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:43,675 - All right, let's get in that circle. 3037 01:59:43,675 --> 01:59:44,508 - It's why we came. 3038 01:59:44,508 --> 01:59:45,912 - (exhales deeply) With a final breath 3039 01:59:45,912 --> 01:59:49,599 that may be your last breath of the free air 3040 01:59:49,599 --> 01:59:53,368 of the mortal world, you step into the circle. 3041 01:59:53,368 --> 01:59:56,485 As you do, the runes grow bright. 3042 01:59:56,485 --> 01:59:59,465 As you do, the runes grow bright. 3043 01:59:59,465 --> 02:00:00,865 (Brennan mimics magic reverberating) 3044 02:00:00,865 --> 02:00:02,945 Light, purple, indigo, lavender. 3045 02:00:02,945 --> 02:00:04,449 (mimics energy crackling) And then a crackle of red, 3046 02:00:04,449 --> 02:00:08,616 a neon orange and the runes begin to shift and turn. 3047 02:00:08,616 --> 02:00:09,827 (Brennan mimics energy buzzing) 3048 02:00:09,827 --> 02:00:12,919 The light surrounds the eyes of Gargrim. 3049 02:00:12,919 --> 02:00:16,465 Farewell and good luck on your journeys 3050 02:00:16,465 --> 02:00:19,075 in the realms of Death! 3051 02:00:19,075 --> 02:00:22,501 And you see the stone circle drops, whoom, 3052 02:00:22,501 --> 02:00:25,028 and begins to drop and you are falling miles 3053 02:00:25,028 --> 02:00:27,155 through open mist. (mimics magic howling) 3054 02:00:27,155 --> 02:00:30,119 You feel your stomachs rise within your body, 3055 02:00:30,119 --> 02:00:32,334 a feeling of wind rushing past you. 3056 02:00:32,334 --> 02:00:34,120 You can barely breathe. Your lungs have a hard time filling. 3057 02:00:34,120 --> 02:00:37,488 (mimics energy buzzing) Lightning, you see screaming spirits 3058 02:00:37,488 --> 02:00:40,396 of death in a tornado around you. 3059 02:00:40,396 --> 02:00:44,521 In flashes of light you see endless platforms of stone 3060 02:00:44,521 --> 02:00:48,711 connected by writhing bands of pulsating blood streams 3061 02:00:48,711 --> 02:00:52,599 of magical energy the width of rivers and highways 3062 02:00:52,599 --> 02:00:53,893 stretching off into the distance. 3063 02:00:53,893 --> 02:00:58,493 It is floating broken stone hanging in space 3064 02:00:58,493 --> 02:01:01,298 as though suspended by these branches 3065 02:01:01,298 --> 02:01:06,298 of deadly magic energy. (mimics large objects landing) 3066 02:01:07,739 --> 02:01:11,498 The stone circle lands here in an endless alien waste. 3067 02:01:11,498 --> 02:01:14,672 The stone circle lands here in an endless alien waste. 3068 02:01:14,672 --> 02:01:19,380 You see instead of trees, strange arteries and veins 3069 02:01:19,380 --> 02:01:21,086 You see instead of trees, strange arteries and veins 3070 02:01:21,086 --> 02:01:24,790 of some long-dead magical body erupt from the earth, 3071 02:01:24,790 --> 02:01:28,546 decaying as though this rocky landscape 3072 02:01:28,546 --> 02:01:32,451 were once the living body 3073 02:01:32,451 --> 02:01:37,300 of some endless vast cosmic entity. 3074 02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:41,843 You walk on the surface of Death itself. 3075 02:01:41,843 --> 02:01:43,848 Welcome to the Underworld. 3076 02:01:43,848 --> 02:01:46,603 And that's all for this episode of Dimension 20. 3077 02:01:46,603 --> 02:01:47,436 - [Jujubee and Monét] Oh! 3078 02:01:47,436 --> 02:01:48,995 - But I wanna know what happens next! 3079 02:01:48,995 --> 02:01:51,827 - Tune in next week as we join our Questing Queens 3080 02:01:51,827 --> 02:01:55,721 here in the lands of the dead, farewell! (laughs) 3081 02:01:55,721 --> 02:01:56,905 - We're in the Underworld. 3082 02:01:56,905 --> 02:02:01,905 ♪ (deeply) You're in the Underworld ♪ (cast laughing) 3083 02:02:02,126 --> 02:02:05,441 - There is a lot of waste in front of you. 3084 02:02:05,441 --> 02:02:07,132 (sinister music) 3085 02:02:07,132 --> 02:02:09,712 It's a long, dangerous journey. 3086 02:02:09,712 --> 02:02:11,406 (sinister music continues) 3087 02:02:11,406 --> 02:02:13,563 - Well, I've been here before and I can tell you for sure 3088 02:02:13,563 --> 02:02:16,039 that the unalive. - The undead. 3089 02:02:16,039 --> 02:02:17,355 - The undead. - Yeah. 3090 02:02:17,355 --> 02:02:19,627 - They can smell- - The un-not-walking. 3091 02:02:19,627 --> 02:02:21,304 - The un-not-walking dead. - You come here a lot? 3092 02:02:21,304 --> 02:02:22,404 (Brennan laughing) 3093 02:02:22,404 --> 02:02:23,878 - I think we have to fight. - Oh no. 3094 02:02:23,878 --> 02:02:25,231 - Let's fight these motherfuckers. 3095 02:02:25,231 --> 02:02:26,475 - I need you to look where the door is. 3096 02:02:26,475 --> 02:02:27,788 - Where? Tell me where the door is. 3097 02:02:27,788 --> 02:02:29,863 - It's the one we came in. - Where did we come in? 3098 02:02:29,863 --> 02:02:31,041 - We came in behind us. - Back left. 3099 02:02:31,041 --> 02:02:32,532 - [Jujubee] Somebody hold my hand! 3100 02:02:32,532 --> 02:02:35,665 - Gertie, get it together. - Wow! 3101 02:02:35,665 --> 02:02:37,343 - This is too much pressure! 3102 02:02:37,343 --> 02:02:39,195 My God! - You're doing great, Gertie. 3103 02:02:39,195 --> 02:02:41,722 - A soul for a memory sounds like a great exchange to me. 3104 02:02:41,722 --> 02:02:44,183 - Some might say a Monét X Change. 3105 02:02:44,183 --> 02:02:47,662 (sinister music halts) (cast laughing) 3106 02:02:47,662 --> 02:02:50,439 - Dinner is served! - Is she gonna fucking eat us? 3107 02:02:50,439 --> 02:02:51,947 (players laughing) 3108 02:02:51,947 --> 02:02:53,861 - My friends are my family. 3109 02:02:53,861 --> 02:02:56,663 - All right, it's time. It's on, ladies. 3110 02:02:56,663 --> 02:02:59,982 - Well aren't you so lucky to still be alive! 3111 02:02:59,982 --> 02:03:01,513 - We all have our own journeys here. 3112 02:03:01,513 --> 02:03:03,079 - [Brennan] And you see- - Uh-oh. 3113 02:03:03,079 --> 02:03:06,324 - They lied to you. - Oh God. 3114 02:03:06,324 --> 02:03:08,984 - Your best revenge is to leave this place 3115 02:03:08,984 --> 02:03:10,563 and live your life. 3116 02:03:10,563 --> 02:03:12,435 Do not fall here in the Underworld. 3117 02:03:12,435 --> 02:03:13,888 - I promise. 3118 02:03:13,888 --> 02:03:15,883 - Oh, fuck! Sorry. - [Brennan] You're good. 3119 02:03:15,883 --> 02:03:16,902 (Jujubee laughs) 3120 02:03:16,902 --> 02:03:17,985 (Bob groans) 3121 02:03:17,985 --> 02:03:18,818 (Jujubee tongue pops) (Bob gasps) 3122 02:03:18,818 --> 02:03:20,689 - Oh no! - [Monét] What? 3123 02:03:20,689 --> 02:03:22,756 - We need to fucking go! 3124 02:03:22,756 --> 02:03:24,355 - This is un-fucking-believable. 3125 02:03:24,355 --> 02:03:27,447 - This is crazy! - [Jujubee] What the? 3126 02:03:27,447 --> 02:03:30,163 (eerie rumbling resounds) 3127 02:03:30,163 --> 02:03:32,746 (groovy music) 3128 02:03:38,863 --> 02:03:42,280 (groovy music continues) 3129 02:03:44,049 --> 02:03:47,299 (groovy music softens)