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(cool opening noir music)

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- Hello one and all.

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Welcome to another thrilling episode of

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"Dimension 20: Mentopolis."

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I'm your humble GM, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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With me as always are our Prefrontal PIs.

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs.

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- [All] Hi, Prefrontal PIs.

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- Last we left off, oh boy.

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Were we in for a wild time.
(tense music)

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The Fix is in the middle
of the DA's office

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with a shadowy figure holding a white key

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made of a frequency from
outside of Mentopolis itself,

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coming for the throat
of our friend, The Fix.

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Meanwhile, everyone else
converges on Oblongata Station

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after a narrow miss with the fuzz.

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Anastasia has sundered a block of ice

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and gotten her family key out
along with her cousin Imelda

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as they race toward Oblongata Station

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to meet up with Conrad Schnitz,

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Hunch Curio, and Dan (emphasized) Fucks.

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(players laughing)

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- It never gets old.
(players laughing)

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I keep waiting for it to
get old, it just never does.

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Every show we do, one
person has to do a name

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that's gonna fuck me up every time.

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(players laughing)

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- I need to be honest with you.

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Freddie pitched Dan Fucks and I was like,

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All right, Freddie, we'll see.

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I was wrong to doubt
(players laughing)

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and it is actually the
perfect name, Dan Fucks.

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So all three of you are
racing here with Ivana Popov,

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So all three of you are
racing here with Ivana Popov,

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aka, the fight response of the brain

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headed towards the switchboard
at Oblongata Station,

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one of Mentopolis' few switchboards

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that these sort of
incredibly significant keys

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can go in to add influence

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to the big guy's decision
making, Elias Hodge.

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All of you race there
as fast as you can with

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Hunch still holding onto the oculus,

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which connects to De'lux Industrial

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to the sort of raw vision
processing back in Occipital Park.

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All of you have had various run-ins,

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gangsters from the Avaricci
family pursuing you

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outside of Sugah's speakeasy.

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You had a run in with the
horrifying DA, M. Bition,

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before the shadowy figure appeared,

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who appeared to say that the
brain will only feel good

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when he says it can feel good

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and seemed to say that
the biggest impediment

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to Elias' life was Elias.

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What a horrifying prospect.

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We also met self doubt and dominance.

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(players laughing)

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Dominance was really,
really not doing great

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and self doubt was doing incredible.

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(players laughing)

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Folks, we return to the
rainy streets of Mentopolis

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and Oblongata Station
(slow noir music)

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as a cab pulls up in the rainy streets,
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splashing through a puddle,
(splashing)

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the brainstorm overhead.
(storming)

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You hear another crumble of
highway off in the distance

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from that initial blunt force
trauma somewhere to the scalp.

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The thing that Anastasia
discovered the last time

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she was here at the station,
cab pulls up, a door opens,

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and you see the pulsing of electricity

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(electricity buzzes)

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throughout Mentopolis as you
feel the presence of pressure

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throughout Mentopolis as you
feel the presence of pressure

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and I remind all of you about
the giant dial in front of you

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measuring exactly how much
pressure the big guy is under.

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Imelda and Anastasia, you
each have your keys with you.

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As you exit the cab, you
still see those paddy wagons

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with shock troops over there.

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You see one or two of them clock you

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getting out of your cab.

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What is it that you do
as you exit the vehicle?

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- Normally what I would do,
my first instinct would be

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to use my famous cousin's famousness,
(typewriter clacking)

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but that would work against
us right now because

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people think that she is missing.
(stamping)

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- I am cloak up, but in a way that's like,

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look at that mysterious
woman, how mysterious she is.

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Like I really think I'm doing a good job.

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- What an eye-catching cloak.

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(players laughing)

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- Im, you look too pretty and mysterious.

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- Oh, no.

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(players laughing)

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- We have to do something.

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Walk casually with me behind this podium.

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And we start casually walking.

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We scurry behind the podium.

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Quick, wear this.

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And then I put my trench coat on Im,

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and then I put my hat on her as well,

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and then I put the cloak
over me and I'm like, see.

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- Oh hey, see.

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- Perfect.

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- I'm a journalist.

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(players laughing)

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- I'm a cub reporter, see?

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- You're part of the press now.

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- Yeah, see.
- [Danielle] Perfect, perfect.

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- [Trapp] Perfect crime.
- I'm gonna need sneak checks.

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We'll call it a seven.
(players laughing)

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- [Trapp] Now they'll think it's-
- I got a 10.

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- Hell yeah.
- [Siobhan] Wait, 11.

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- I got a three, but it is sneak.
(light curious music)

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So with my sneak, I get a two.

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I don't have enough to
cover the difference.

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- No worries.

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You see that, well, the main person,

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the person that really needed to succeed

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was the person that is wanted.

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So as you emerge from there,
you see that they do clock you

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going and this other
woman come out with you

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and they see you sort of
(break for pantomime) sneaking.

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- [Trapp] Casual.
(walkie-talkie turns on)

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- Seems like some kind of flash mob

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starting down at the train station.

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(players laughing)

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There was a- There was
a costume switch and

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might break out into dance at any moment.

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(players laughing)

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You see-
- Improv Everywhere is here.

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(players laughing)

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- I feel like, now another thing about it,

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I feel horrified that flash mob may be

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a horribly dated reference
to a part of the internet.

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- 100% is.
- [Brennan] 100% is.

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- No, nobody flash mobs anymore.
- Nobody flash mobs anymore?

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- [Alex] Really?
- Wow, what a beautiful time.

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- We really did it, we got rid of it.

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- I feel like TikTok is ripe
for a flash mob comeback.

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- Don't encourage.
- Do it, you can do it.

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You, out there, you, kid. (laughs)

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(players laughing)

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- You enter the station
evading the attention

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of those shock troopers
at the paddy wagons

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who clocked your entrance but

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did not clock your identity in doing so.

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Just another two people
walking into a busy rail yard.

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However, it is the wee
hours of the morning,

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as such exists in the sort of strange

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circadian cycle of Mentopolis.

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You see that with less going on,

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it seems that there's
still lots of adrenaline

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coming in off of the dock here,

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but it seems to have been gummed up.

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Like it seems like a lot of
the adrenaline got gummed up

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and has been like stopped
and there's like embargoes

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or tariffs or something
like that sort of waiting

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for it to go through, and you
see Max, the station agent,

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Max Medulla, over by that
sort of glass octagonal tower

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that sits on top of the
big double staircases

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going down towards the
different platforms.

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- All right, we are going
to go see my friend Max.

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- [Siobhan] Max.
- Just be cool.

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- You just be cool.

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(players laughing)

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- I've never not been cool.

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(sounds of disagreement)

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- I have never not- okay, that's fine.

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Let's go.

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So we go up to go meet with Max.

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- [Brennan] Looks and
says, oh, twice in one day.

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To what do I owe the honor?

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- Just a friendly visit
with my old friend Max.

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Hi, Max.
- Hi.

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- I've got maybe just a
bit of a question for you.

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Whether or not you
wanna answer, it's fine.

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That is another reporter that I work with.

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- Oh, thanks for introducing us,
(players laughing)

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hi, I'm Max.

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- Hi, I'm on the beat.
- [Brennan] Okay.

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- [Hank] That's your name.
- [Freddie] That's her name.

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- This is Max.

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Max, this is Stacy Fakename.

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- Stacy Fakename, that's me.
- And Stacy will be training

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with me because, you know,
she just isn't as good

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of a reporter as I am yet.

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- I want you both to make a snoop check,

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difficulty of three for me.

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(players laughing)

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- Just let me be great, Brennan.

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- Oh.

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- [Hank] Exploded.
- [Freddie] Oh, double explosion!

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- [Brennan] Double exploded!

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- Okay, that's an 18.

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- Damn, I got a five

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but who cares.
- [Siobhan] Wait, I could've exploded

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the last one. Eh nevermind, it's fine.

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- So, you see, you get an 18.

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As Anastasia is saying
that, you see this too,

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but you whip up and see a
giant incredibly vague outline

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of a face saying, wanted: Stacy
Fakename, passenger fraud.

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(players laughing)

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He says, (suspiciously)
Stacy Fakename, huh?

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- Oh no, that's a fake name.

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My name is Joanne Fakename.

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- Phew!
(players laughing)

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Go ahead and give me a slick check.

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(players laughing)

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Call it DC 4.

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- Wait, can I plan?

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I actually do get a four.

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- [Brennan] Oh you do get a four?
- I rolled a two

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and I have a plus two.
- You get exactly a four.

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Okay, great, good, good, good.

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So you just barely pass.

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You get a two on a d20 and still pass.
- [Siobhan] Yes.

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She goes, phew!
(Siobhan laughing)

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We (sighs) have had over 300 incidents.

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Stacy Fakename has committed
hundreds of crimes here-

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- [Siobhan and Danielle] Wow.
- In the last few days.

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- I understand that you've
been having a little bit of

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problems around here.

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I have a question for you.

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- Sure.

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- I'm gonna need to call
in one of my favors.

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- Oh, go ahead and give
me a slick check here,

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and we'll call this a difficulty of six.
(smooth music)

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(players make sounds of
concerned nervousness)

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- 10.
- [Brennan] 10! All right-

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- [Trapp] You explode on that, right?
- [Brennan] And she says-

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- Oh, yes, I did explode.

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Ah, let's see if I can get better.

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- [Brennan] Okay.

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- So it's 15 plus two, 17.
(slick noir music)

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- [Siobhan] Nice.
- [Brennan] 17.

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Wow, okay.

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See, Max says, hey, I owe you big time.

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You've gotten me out of a lot of jams.

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- Oh, it was always my pleasure.

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Now I'm gonna need you to do one for me.

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- You got it.

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- I need you to allow me access.

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You see that nice little,

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you know that nice little area
where it's not a big deal,

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it's just a keyhole with
several other keyholes?

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- Oh, the master switchboard
for Oblongata Station.

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00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,700
(players laughing)

247
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,780
The reflex center of the brain,

248
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,640
the one that can override
in case of emergencies

249
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,500
so that we don't need to cognize.

250
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,660
We can actually respond moment to moment

251
00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:45,541
and have a, you know, quick,

252
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:48,270
absolutely forceful response
to life-threatening situations?

253
00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,010
- They're good.
- Very good.

254
00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,036
- Yeah, you need that?

255
00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:53,091
- Yes, yes, I do.

256
00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:57,660
- Well, under any normal circumstance,

257
00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:00,900
this abdication of duty would go against

258
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:03,917
every fiber of my being.

259
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:04,958
But it's you!

260
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:09,515
(group laughing)

261
00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,160
Max says, I need to get coffee anyway.

262
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,300
You want something?

263
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,848
- Oh, I would, you know what?

264
00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:15,797
I would love a nice hot tea

265
00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:18,596
and a warm shot of room temperature vodka.

266
00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:19,740
- Okay.

267
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,203
- One of the most complicated
drinks you can have.

268
00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:23,520
(players laughing)

269
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,673
- I will have to go to
two different places

270
00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:27,221
to make that happen.
(players laughing)

271
00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:29,378
There is not a lot of places
that give a nice hot tea

272
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:32,670
and room temperature vodka,
but we'll make it happen.

273
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,978
And Max, you see that they take off.

274
00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:38,239
- And I'll get a champagne!

275
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,114
(Alex and Hank laughing)

276
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:41,690
- He's like, a flute or a bottle?

277
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,410
- Both!

278
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,701
(Alex and Hank laughing)

279
00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:47,043
- I like this one.

280
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:47,959
(players laughing)

281
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,651
17 is so high.

282
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:51,151
(players laughing)

283
00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:53,134
17 is so high.

284
00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,690
Sometimes the dice tell the story

285
00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:57,762
and sometimes the dice
really tell the story.

286
00:11:57,762 --> 00:12:02,033
So you see Max takes off and
says, obviously, you know,

287
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,570
help yourself, but you
need the switchboard.

288
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:08,164
Just outta curiosity, why?

289
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:10,234
- Um,

290
00:12:11,278 --> 00:12:12,413
you know what?

291
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:14,010
We will tell you when you get back.

292
00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,750
It'll be a fun little surprise.

293
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,363
- (light laughter) Under
any normal circumstance.

294
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,800
(players laughing)

295
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,400
Being playful with the
most important charge

296
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,640
of my extremely significant
responsibilities

297
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,700
would be a slap in the face
and incredibly disrespectful,

298
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,875
but coming from you, it's kinda cute.

299
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:32,760
- Oh.

300
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,750
- Trust us or my name
isn't Joanne Fakename.

301
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,809
- And we know it is because-

302
00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:39,642
- And we know it is.

303
00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:40,475
Why would I lie?

304
00:12:40,475 --> 00:12:42,597
- Well, you did lie right
away when you first got here,

305
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,430
(players laughing)

306
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,240
but then you immediately corrected

307
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,270
to what I know and believe is the truth.

308
00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:51,460
Time to get tea and vodka and champagne.

309
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,364
(imitates playful music)

310
00:12:53,364 --> 00:12:54,870
(players laughing)

311
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:59,870
- So, we go over to the keyhole.

312
00:13:00,002 --> 00:13:02,245
At this point, do we wanna

313
00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,800
wait for the rest of the keys to show up?

314
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,238
- Yeah, I don't know,

315
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,970
like maybe we wait for
the others to get here?

316
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,488
- Um.
- Or maybe we just...

317
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,480
Okay, I'm just gonna put the key in.
(players laughing)

318
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,560
- I don't know why I asked.

319
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,393
I don't know why I asked.

320
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:19,772
- [Brennan] So you see Imelda,
- I can't wait that long.

321
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:21,240
- Imelda quite impulsively jams a key

322
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,433
in there. For Anastasia;

323
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,428
do you follow suit?

324
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,790
If you put a second key in there,

325
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:26,713
it's gonna (snap) trigger the machine

326
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,920
'cause you're gonna put yours
into one of the safeties.

327
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,930
- If we trigger the machine now,

328
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:33,450
we won't have as precise control

329
00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,100
as if we would if we wait for the others.

330
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,193
- Yes, correct.
- Oh, all right.

331
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,619
(disappointed) I'll wait.
(Brennan laughing)

332
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,452
That's fine.

333
00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:43,230
- Hey Im, hey Im.

334
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,683
Look at this it's a shiny key.

335
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:46,140
(Imelda gasps)
(players laughing)

336
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:49,380
- Moments afterwards, you
all hear what sounds like

337
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:53,421
an incredibly souped up hot
rod. (imitates tires squealing)

338
00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:56,473
(players laughing)

339
00:13:56,473 --> 00:13:59,272
- All right!
(players laughing)

340
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,490
Woo!

341
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,620
(players laughing)

342
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,904
- Ow, damn, you're hitting my bruises.

343
00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:04,971
Ow! Ow fuck!
(players laughing)

344
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:06,327
- Everyone get the fuck off of me!

345
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,218
You see Ivana Popov is like just

346
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,401
throwing Dan and Hutch around in the back.

347
00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:11,787
- Did he have his fingers in your mouth?

348
00:14:11,787 --> 00:14:14,338
- I bit as hard I could
'til I taste blood.

349
00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:15,903
(players laughing)

350
00:14:15,903 --> 00:14:17,568
- Yes, you did.

351
00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:20,100
(players laughing)

352
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,466
- Justin's like,

353
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,907
- Is there something here? Is there vibe?

354
00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:25,470
- Oh, there's only one way to find out.

355
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:27,510
- You wanna smack me, I smack you.

356
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,686
You know, I'm not that old.

357
00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:31,050
(players laughing)

358
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,728
Now, as you get out of here,
you see the same situation,

359
00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,190
which is there's those shock troopers

360
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,200
with sort of the armored cars back there.

361
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,170
Is there anything that you do
getting out of the vehicles

362
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,400
getting into the station?

363
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:45,480
- The vehicle that just
drifted in at 100 miles an hour

364
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,902
and there's a dog with millions
of dollars on its back.

365
00:14:48,902 --> 00:14:50,688
What should we do.

366
00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:55,020
- A saddled basset hound,
bills flying out of the bags.

367
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,853
Yes, absolutely.

368
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,112
- Suddenly the fact that he
can talk is the least unusual

369
00:14:58,112 --> 00:14:59,456
thing about him.
(players laughing)

370
00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:00,789
- Is he limping?

371
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,140
- Justin looks around and
looks over at the troopers

372
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,471
and goes, (barks). I'll take care of it.

373
00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:07,830
(players laughing)

374
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,920
And starts to wander over and
he sees one of the troopers

375
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,330
looks down and says, hey there, Fido,

376
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,692
what's with all the moolah?

377
00:15:13,692 --> 00:15:16,467
And you see the dog looks
over at you, Conrad, and says,

378
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,893
Funny you should ask.

379
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:19,917
I have an incredible reason

380
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,756
for why I should have all this money.

381
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,749
(players laughing)

382
00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:25,962
And the dog starts, Justin
just starts launching

383
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,863
into honestly what sounds like a great-

384
00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:30,060
- A shaggy dog story?
- A shaggy dog story.

385
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,991
A great explanation.

386
00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:36,150
And all of you have a moment
to dip into Oblongata Station.

387
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,747
- I walk super casually.

388
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:38,580
(players laughing)

389
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,355
- Another flash mob begins to start.
(players laughing)

390
00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:43,505
Your friends join you down there,

391
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,360
and Imelda and Anastasia,

392
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,727
you both look and see
Ivana walk in and say,

393
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:51,451
oh, hello, charmed to meet you.
(slow piano music)

394
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,175
I am Ivana Popov.

395
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:55,860
Conrad here tells me that there is

396
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,199
trouble with the big man.

397
00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,360
- She and I go way back.

398
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,528
We can trust her, I think?

399
00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:01,986
(Freddie stifles laughter)

400
00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,022
- We've got big trouble with the big man.

401
00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:06,923
- You should understand
once we turn the key,

402
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:09,583
if I turn my key, it
mean response stronger,

403
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,308
better chance for survival,
but without my siblings,

404
00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:15,750
better chance for survival,
but without my siblings,

405
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,909
it mean he gonna choose,
you know, to be like me.

406
00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:21,417
it mean he gonna choose,
you know, to be like me.

407
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,219
- [Siobhan and Danielle] Oh.

408
00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:25,257
- Do you know where they are?

409
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:28,281
- (sighs) My sister,

410
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:31,980
I know she go by Fanny.

411
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:35,370
She work for Don Avaricci.

412
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:40,370
My other two siblings, I
don't know where they go.

413
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,370
I don't know what they
even call themselves now.

414
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,763
Flight gonna be very hard to find.

415
00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:45,947
- Sure.

416
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:50,797
- Where Freeze go, Freeze,
he and me get in a big fight

417
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:54,623
before... we get fired.

418
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,350
- Well, Fawn sounds great.

419
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,183
- You see, she says,

420
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:01,454
- We are trying to fondle our balls.

421
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,735
(players laughing)

422
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,975
- She says, I mean if time is of essence,

423
00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:07,715
it's not bad for us to turn key now.

424
00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:09,120
I just wanted to warn you

425
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,100
what me being here going to mean.

426
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,517
- Can we check the oculus and see how...

427
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,570
- How far we've fallen.
- [Siobhan] How far away.

428
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,218
- You guys are working
at the speed of thought,

429
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:20,773
but even so you are another 50 feet down.

430
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,515
(players make cartoonish sounds of worry)

431
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:24,930
- I mean, I don't think that
having a little bit of fight

432
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,453
for the big man would be
a necessarily a bad thing.

433
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:30,660
- No, I mean, yeah, we can
at least start with that.

434
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:33,199
- We still don't even know
what's buzzing down there.

435
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:34,032
(players make sounds of agreement)

436
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:36,870
This is a cold trail, that's
gonna be a big problem.

437
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,617
- You see, Ivana looks at
you say that, Anastasia,

438
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:40,950
and starts to cry a little bit.

439
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:44,460
She goes, thank you for noticing.

440
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:47,107
- Fight's not just a, you
know, blanket aggression.

441
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,120
- No.
- It's also fighting for yourself.

442
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,420
- Exactly.
- It's fighting for your own survival.

443
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,424
- And fighting for other people.
- [Trapp] Yeah.

444
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,103
- It mean a lot.

445
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,502
I have thought for a long time.

446
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:57,973
Big guy, huge wuss.

447
00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,782
(players laughing)

448
00:17:59,782 --> 00:18:02,340
So finally you notice it's true.

449
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,190
- It's true, the big
guy is a big, big wuss.

450
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:08,340
- Okay, I ready.

451
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,241
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

452
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,090
- As they all stick their keys in,

453
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,540
I just stick my finger
towards one of keyholes.

454
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,837
- So I slap his finger.

455
00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:17,670
- Slap your finger away.

456
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:18,780
I'll say this too.

457
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:22,043
You are putting your key into
one of the second ones there.

458
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,037
With Ivana here, she actually says,

459
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,940
your key going to one of the other places.

460
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,447
Is there one of those jobs
you kind of want to do?

461
00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:33,760
Attention, if you are paying it,

462
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,837
can kind of create any of
those responses you want.

463
00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:38,940
If we have fight, is there
another one of the four

464
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:42,510
you think maybe best for big guy to have?

465
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:43,350
- Flight.

466
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:45,920
- And she points at the
one right next to her,

467
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,460
so fight and flight are the top two.

468
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,500
You put yours into flight,

469
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,385
all of you turn at the same
time (pleasant light sound)

470
00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:57,120
and you hear klaxons,
alarm bells (trilling)

471
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,293
going off all over
(alarms ringing)

472
00:18:58,293 --> 00:18:59,601
the station.
- Now we don't know what that means.

473
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,182
It could be good.
(players laughing)

474
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,015
- This could be routine.

475
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,470
- This happens to me all the time.

476
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,030
- You see that this is
like an emergency override

477
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:10,770
to shut the conscious brain
out of decision-making,

478
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,270
but it takes over.

479
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,681
Lights come on all over
the different rails

480
00:19:15,681 --> 00:19:17,005
(imitates lights popping)

481
00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:18,960
and you see that there
is a flood of people

482
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,793
that have kind of been waiting

483
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:20,820
off in like some waiting rooms,

484
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,115
there's like a little coffee shop,

485
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,635
and all these sort of sleepy people,

486
00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:26,490
couriers and stuff, leap
up and start shouting,

487
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:30,522
rushing off to trains to
head out into the body,

488
00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:32,657
into musculature and the nervous system,

489
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:33,660
everything like that.

490
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:38,052
As you turn it, Ivana grabs
the loudspeaker and says,

491
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,681
everybody in this station,
we about to fucking die!

492
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,680
(players laughing)

493
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,210
- [Freddie] Hell yes.

494
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,292
- If someone is gonna
put their hand on you,

495
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:48,360
bite their hand off.

496
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,970
If you're gonna fall to
your death, grab anyone.

497
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,160
Kill anyone who try to stop you.

498
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,208
- I grab the mic.

499
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:58,800
Don't go around killing anyone,
but be care-, don't slip.

500
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,608
- Only use discretion if you 100% sure

501
00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:04,318
it not going to fuck you.

502
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:06,073
(players laughing)

503
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:09,115
And you see that as people
start to run everywhere,

504
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,440
Hunch, you hear like a beep beep,

505
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,973
beep beep, beep beep, on the oculus.
(rhythmic beeping)

506
00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:15,810
- Hm. I take a look.

507
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:18,300
- As you do so, all of you watch

508
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,455
as the iris of the
little remote unit opens

509
00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:23,670
and as the remote unit opens,

510
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,600
you feel the head of
the big guy looking down

511
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:32,318
towards his crotch.
(all gasping)

512
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,420
- [Siobhan] What?

513
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,786
(players laughing incredulously)

514
00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:38,313
- Grab it, grab it!

515
00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:40,140
Fucking grab it!

516
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,423
Grab it and use it.

517
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:46,350
- Unbelievably, Elias Hodge,

518
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:49,080
who came up through projectiles.

519
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,588
- Yes.
- Was the place that.

520
00:20:50,588 --> 00:20:51,895
- It was there the whole time.

521
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:53,219
(players groaning from missing the clues)

522
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,707
- Son of a bitch.
(Brennan laughing)

523
00:20:55,707 --> 00:20:59,023
- Came up through projectiles,
a buzzing on the junk.

524
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,787
Dan, you're looking at the
screen and you even feel

525
00:21:01,787 --> 00:21:03,930
a swelling in your own
groin of some kind of-

526
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,321
- I should get this checked.

527
00:21:05,321 --> 00:21:07,395
(players laughing)

528
00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:10,770
- The power of something
capable of firing off,

529
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:15,303
a some sort of powered
pistol with a grappling hook

530
00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:18,330
at the end, buzzing near
the crotch that Elias

531
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:21,520
must have had the wherewithal
to take to this meeting

532
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,740
with Mr. Henry.

533
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,015
- That's a buck wild decision
to bring a grappling hook

534
00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:28,064
to a meeting with your boss.
(players laughing)

535
00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:30,192
Well, you never know.
(players "you never know"ing)

536
00:21:30,192 --> 00:21:31,680
- I bring a grappling hook every time

537
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,895
I have a meeting with Sam.

538
00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:35,130
(players laughing)

539
00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:37,348
- Give me a savvy check.
- [Trapp] You wanna climb

540
00:21:37,348 --> 00:21:40,265
the corporate ladder, you
gotta have a grappling hook.

541
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,941
- [Brennan] Give a DC 5 savvy check.

542
00:21:42,941 --> 00:21:45,660
- [Hank] Rokay.
- We'll see.

543
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:48,579
Three, and then...

544
00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:50,250
- [Hank] I'm not there.
- I'm not there.

545
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,416
I can give you some,

546
00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:52,623
how short are you?

547
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,240
- Two Moxie to be able to get there.

548
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,920
- So you'd have to burn
through two to give one.

549
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,562
- I can burn two, so that's one.

550
00:21:58,562 --> 00:21:59,395
- And I can burn through another two.

551
00:21:59,395 --> 00:22:01,440
- Okay, that's five.

552
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,070
- Hell yeah, you know what
a pleasurable sensation

553
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:05,903
is and is not.

554
00:22:05,903 --> 00:22:09,780
This is a heavy, dangerous
piece of equipment.

555
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:13,740
It doesn't make sense for
Elias to have brought this.

556
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:17,485
It's not just like a, I
guess that's a wild decision.

557
00:22:17,485 --> 00:22:19,530
Something in you, even as
something that's primal

558
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,360
as pleasure, you're like, doesn't add up.

559
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,720
Wouldn't carry it unless
there was some fucking,

560
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,860
something we're not seeing.

561
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,970
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

562
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:31,770
- And as you say that, you feel the body

563
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:36,090
just start responding, however,
as the body is responding,

564
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,917
the pressure is going to increase

565
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:42,885
all the way.
(tense music)

566
00:22:42,885 --> 00:22:45,150
- As your doctor, I'm very concerned.

567
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:45,983
- 140.

568
00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:50,210
- Truly the fight or flight
response has kicked in.

569
00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:53,136
You see also that the doors open wide.

570
00:22:53,136 --> 00:22:54,810
Within the station, you
suddenly realize that all of you

571
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,965
are in a great bit of danger.

572
00:22:56,965 --> 00:22:59,040
Like the station doors have opened

573
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,080
and all of those tariffs down there,

574
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,875
you see that the different
like customs agents,

575
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,198
one of the couriers straight
decks a custom agent

576
00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:09,420
and they begin to ferry all
of the last of the adrenaline

577
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,405
out of the station into Mentopolis.

578
00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:14,133
This is it, this is the fucking time.

579
00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:16,974
However, you hear the sound
of those troopers outside

580
00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,674
However, you hear the sound
of those troopers outside

581
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:20,940
beginning to rush the front door.

582
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,255
What do the five of you do?

583
00:23:22,255 --> 00:23:24,335
- What's this room look like? Exits?

584
00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:27,350
- It's like, you know, probably
12 sets of doors in a row.

585
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:29,400
Big sort of Grand Central vibe, right?

586
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,220
12 sets of doors in a
row, golden bars on them.

587
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:36,480
There's this glass octagonal
kind of like security station

588
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,395
that is at the floor
level of the entrance,

589
00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:43,140
but it's at the edge of the
staircase that descends down

590
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,803
so it kind of overlooks the lower area

591
00:23:45,803 --> 00:23:47,160
with all of the platforms and stuff.

592
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,513
- In order for us to
trigger this response,

593
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,732
do the keys need to stay in there?

594
00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:55,020
- You think that you two
could take your keys out

595
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:57,697
and Ivana looks at both of you and says,

596
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,730
If you need to go, you can go.

597
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,677
I can hold them off.

598
00:24:01,677 --> 00:24:02,510
- Okay.

599
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,651
- Are you sure?

600
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,550
- But for- But for how long?

601
00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:07,458
If they,

602
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:11,524
d- don't we still need to
be in here and doing things?

603
00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:14,955
- They're not gonna take
me, but if they arrest you,

604
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:17,134
who knows what happens afterwards?

605
00:24:17,134 --> 00:24:18,300
- Okay.

606
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,610
- Listen, I'm not a big strategist,

607
00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:24,112
but I know that we have this on the waist,

608
00:24:24,112 --> 00:24:26,790
so I can try to make something...

609
00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:28,110
You can hear the cops

610
00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:30,060
like getting closer to the doors outside.

611
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,260
If you guys wanna do some stuff,

612
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:33,090
but you just see Ivana looks and is like,

613
00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:37,611
we've seen the gun on the belt
and given the fight response,

614
00:24:37,611 --> 00:24:38,980
so it's up to you.

615
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:42,248
Do you want to leave Ivana to try to

616
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:45,780
run like the autonomic
nervous system of the big guy

617
00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,523
to like use this and save it?

618
00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:49,720
Or do you think that like
some of you being here

619
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,030
is gonna be necessary
to help her fix that?

620
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,930
If you think it's necessary
to stay and help Ivana,

621
00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:58,800
at least do the first steps
of saving the big guy,

622
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,570
someone's gonna have to
figure out how to slow down

623
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,738
or stop the cops outside.

624
00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:06,677
- I start barring the door
and I just sort of say like,

625
00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:09,720
I think someone's gotta
get this ball rolling.

626
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,460
- Oh, hold on, I have it,

627
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,595
an idea to stop them dead in there tracks.

628
00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:16,500
I then march out the front door

629
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,760
towards the crowd of police.

630
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,742
- All right, you see a group of these like

631
00:25:19,742 --> 00:25:22,680
sort of heavily armored SWAT team looking.

632
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,408
- Gentlemen, gentlemen,
stand down! Stand down!

633
00:25:25,408 --> 00:25:27,592
Good news, it's finally happening!

634
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:28,741
(Danielle laughs and gasps)

635
00:25:28,741 --> 00:25:29,817
It's finally happening.

636
00:25:29,817 --> 00:25:31,726
Yes, we all know exactly what this means.

637
00:25:31,726 --> 00:25:33,645
(players laughing)

638
00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,233
- He had an idea.
- You, you!

639
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:38,383
All right, this is, this is a

640
00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:41,694
difficulty 14 slick check.
(players laughing)

641
00:25:41,694 --> 00:25:43,644
difficulty 14 slick check.
(players laughing)

642
00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:45,660
- It's sex time, everybody!

643
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:49,380
That's what the feeling of
the dropping from the sky,

644
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,488
why, that's your heart a-flutter.

645
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:55,216
- Nobody in this city
knows what sex feels like,

646
00:25:55,216 --> 00:25:56,396
so they're like maybe-

647
00:25:56,396 --> 00:25:57,986
- Nobody knows, nobody knows.

648
00:25:57,986 --> 00:25:59,195
- They don't know what
falling out of a building

649
00:25:59,195 --> 00:26:00,236
feels like either.
- Yeah! Yeah!

650
00:26:00,236 --> 00:26:01,290
- Butterflies in your stomach,

651
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,548
the weird tingling in your groin,
- [Freddie] Butterflies in your stomach,

652
00:26:02,548 --> 00:26:03,748
- This must be sex.
- [Freddie] This is it!

653
00:26:03,748 --> 00:26:07,467
- All right, this is a DC 14 slick check.

654
00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,325
This is the most improbable lie possible.

655
00:26:10,325 --> 00:26:12,060
(players laughing)

656
00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:14,510
Actually, and we are gonna do Box of Doom.

657
00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:15,631
- [All] Oh!

658
00:26:15,631 --> 00:26:17,070
- If you're able to-

659
00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:19,108
- The Fucks of Doom.
- [Alex] Fucks of Doom.

660
00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:20,767
DC 14.
- [Brennan] Yes.

661
00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:21,600
- D20, everybody.

662
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,670
- D20.
- [Siobhan] D20.

663
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:24,903
- Witness the roll.

664
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,251
(players laughing)

665
00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:29,177
Two.

666
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:31,051
- (laughs) A two?
- [Siobhan] No.

667
00:26:31,051 --> 00:26:32,967
You come out-
(players repeatedly saying "oh no")

668
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:36,688
- You come out and he's
charging, he's charging.

669
00:26:36,688 --> 00:26:38,222
- Waving my hands.

670
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,660
- [Brennan] And you're like.

671
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,060
- Know what- You know what it is?
- [Brennan] Yeah.

672
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,500
- You remember the movie Gladiator?

673
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,478
- Yes, absolutely.

674
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,569
- Funniest scene in, like granted,

675
00:26:46,569 --> 00:26:48,390
this is not the funniest
scene to anybody else,

676
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,092
but it is one of the funniest scenes to me

677
00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:53,370
in all of movie history, which is when

678
00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:56,130
you see like the Roman
soldiers marching towards

679
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:59,607
like Maximus' home and it's
like the kids like in the thing

680
00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:01,574
and gets like, it's like a dummy but like.

681
00:27:01,574 --> 00:27:03,720
(imitates body twirling through the air)
- Yeah, fully.

682
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,410
You watch out as you yell
like Dan Fucks runs out

683
00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:09,300
and is like, good news everyone.

684
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,550
There's a moment where they stop.

685
00:27:11,550 --> 00:27:14,472
What do you say after good news?

686
00:27:14,472 --> 00:27:15,623
- Good news, everyone.

687
00:27:15,623 --> 00:27:17,850
We're finally having
sex for the first time.

688
00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:18,810
That's what this all is.

689
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,760
Everyone can just stand down.

690
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,593
Don't worry about it.

691
00:27:21,593 --> 00:27:22,710
It's gonna be great.

692
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:26,046
- One of them takes an
exact replica of the oculus

693
00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,493
you have. Looks at it,
(players laughing heartily)

694
00:27:28,493 --> 00:27:31,057
and fucking nightsticks come wailing down.

695
00:27:31,057 --> 00:27:34,666
(group laughing)

696
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:37,482
(group laughing)

697
00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:38,315
- I turn to Imelda

698
00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:39,723
and I slap her across the face.
(slapping sound)

699
00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,970
(players laughing)

700
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,380
I say, you gotta get him moving!

701
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,660
You gotta get him to use the gun!

702
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:49,080
Oh god, oh god, okay.

703
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,072
- Incredible, so this is gonna buy you.

704
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:53,083
So first of all,

705
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:56,160
I'm gonna roll just in
front of the board here.

706
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,340
Let's see how badly Dan
Fucks gets wailed on.

707
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,634
That is a 15.
- (laughing) Oh no.

708
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:01,534
- [Danielle] Jesus.

709
00:28:01,534 --> 00:28:03,210
- I'm gonna need a sturdy check from you.

710
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,340
Try not to fail by more than five.

711
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,061
- Oh it's not gonna happen.

712
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:10,047
- One, one, baby.
- Oh, it's a 14.

713
00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:13,222
- Dan Fucks gets about 20 nightsticks,

714
00:28:13,222 --> 00:28:15,172
in a perfect,
(players laughing)

715
00:28:15,172 --> 00:28:18,473
you have a perfectly
circular chain of bruises

716
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:20,712
as (dozens of near simultaneous hits), and

717
00:28:20,712 --> 00:28:23,387
bam, hit the deck outside.

718
00:28:23,387 --> 00:28:25,974
(laughing) Dan Fucks is fully unconscious.

719
00:28:25,974 --> 00:28:26,807
(players laughing)

720
00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,533
- [Siobhan] Oh my god.
- His last words were

721
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,721
I have an idea.

722
00:28:29,721 --> 00:28:33,005
(players laughing)

723
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:33,838
- I have an idea.

724
00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:35,372
We're fucking right now!

725
00:28:35,372 --> 00:28:38,357
(players laughing)

726
00:28:38,357 --> 00:28:40,540
(players laughing)

727
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:45,030
However, Dan Fucks' heroic
sacrifice has bought you

728
00:28:45,030 --> 00:28:47,106
one round of activity, so-

729
00:28:47,106 --> 00:28:48,821
(players laughing)

730
00:28:48,821 --> 00:28:51,545
- [Brennan] You can try to do something-
- MVP, baby, MVP.

731
00:28:51,545 --> 00:28:54,003
(players laughing)

732
00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:56,040
- Does the microphone still work?

733
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,873
- [Brennan] Yes.
- How does that work?

734
00:28:56,873 --> 00:28:57,870
- Okay.
- Yes.

735
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,760
Ivana was yelling in
the microphone before,

736
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,347
so she's still on the mic
just yelling and, you know,

737
00:29:02,347 --> 00:29:04,170
get him, get him, essentially, right?

738
00:29:04,170 --> 00:29:05,497
For the rest of you-

739
00:29:05,497 --> 00:29:06,330
- [Trapp] We're in like
a train station, right?

740
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,620
- Yeah.
- Like adrenaline and stuff's

741
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,453
been moving in here.

742
00:29:08,453 --> 00:29:12,225
Are there any like neurotransmitters
or anything in here

743
00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:14,010
that I can use against
these shock troopers

744
00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:15,251
that are like in crates or anything

745
00:29:15,251 --> 00:29:16,932
that have been shipped
up from other plants?

746
00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:18,450
- Snoop, give me snoop.

747
00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:22,191
Difficulty is five, eight is advanced.

748
00:29:22,191 --> 00:29:24,507
(Trapp laughing and hming)

749
00:29:24,507 --> 00:29:25,632
- Do it.
- Let's do it, let's do it.

750
00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:27,202
- [Siobhan] It's time.
- [Danielle] Let's do it.

751
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:31,110
- Ah, fuck, that's a four.

752
00:29:31,110 --> 00:29:33,720
I got no more Moxie, but I'll
take two more, thank you.

753
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,602
- [Brennan] You got it.

754
00:29:34,602 --> 00:29:36,594
(ball sliding on a track x2

755
00:29:36,594 --> 00:29:39,930
- Oh yeah, can Dan Fucks get
his one Moxie for passing out?

756
00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:41,670
- [Trapp] You want one?
- [Hank] At least one.

757
00:29:41,670 --> 00:29:43,920
- Oh yeah, come on, give
me one here for yeah.

758
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,280
- For getting absolutely
wailed on, incredible.

759
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,280
Oh, and I forgot to mention,
now being in the red,

760
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,652
Moxie is quadruple.
- [Trapp] Ah.

761
00:29:52,652 --> 00:29:53,940
- Oh.
- [Siobhan] Okay.

762
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,282
- So very challenging now.

763
00:29:56,282 --> 00:29:57,115
- Sure sure.

764
00:29:57,115 --> 00:29:58,249
- That's Hunch. So on a four,

765
00:29:58,249 --> 00:29:59,448
unfortunately, you look around,

766
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,853
you don't see anything at this moment.
- Okay.

767
00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:05,340
- Can I do maybe a savvy
check to figure out

768
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:08,190
with these controls how I would use them

769
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:10,320
to get him to shoot the
damn grappling hook?

770
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,460
- Hell yeah, absolutely.

771
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:15,960
Go ahead and give me a savvy,
we'll call it a savvy of six.

772
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,250
- I halve it.

773
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,900
- Oh, sorry, this is a snap decision.

774
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,293
- I don't halve it.

775
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,847
Oh my god, it fucking flew off the table.

776
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,860
Stop, that's a seven.

777
00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,060
It's not a one, it's a seven.

778
00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:28,260
- Oh hell, yes!

779
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:32,215
Okay, so another, so
impulse through the oculus

780
00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:35,040
on Hunch's belt, you watch as a hand

781
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,070
goes to the grappling
hook, swings up and as you

782
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:41,850
pull the levers on it, it
fires up towards the top.

783
00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:43,950
That is happening still in bullet time.

784
00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:47,213
Are there any other actions
to influence what the big guy

785
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,817
is or is not trying to do in this moment

786
00:30:48,817 --> 00:30:51,510
from Conrad or from Anastasia,

787
00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:54,570
or interacting with the station
and the immediate danger

788
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:55,845
all of you are very much in?

789
00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:57,510
- Well, if we've already
got him, at this point,

790
00:30:57,510 --> 00:31:00,145
if he's already fired the grappling,

791
00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:01,302
there's nothing else for us to do.

792
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,180
He's already taken aim,
he's already fired it.

793
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,020
- [Brennan] Yep.
- So at this point,

794
00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,580
there's nothing left
for us to do with him.

795
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,500
He either fucking makes it or he doesn't.

796
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,930
- Yeah.
- And so I wanna do what I can

797
00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:13,721
to try to help Dan Fucks
not be Dead Fucks, I guess?

798
00:31:13,721 --> 00:31:15,272
(Freddie laughing)
- Sure, yeah, absolutely.

799
00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:17,217
Absolutely.
- So yeah,

800
00:31:17,217 --> 00:31:19,338
I go over to the shock troops,

801
00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:23,640
I go over to the shock troops,

802
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,440
kind of doing like a little bit of like,

803
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,344
you know, doing, well, I started to do

804
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,177
that little hallway thing
and then I was like,

805
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,367
what the fuck am I doing?

806
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:32,800
And so I kind of walk
out and I open the door.

807
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,716
(coughing to gain attention)

808
00:31:34,716 --> 00:31:38,209
- Okay, you cough, saying.

809
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:40,800
- (coughs) Gentlemen.

810
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,243
- All of them turn to look.

811
00:31:42,243 --> 00:31:43,490
- Hi, gentlemen.

812
00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:46,191
Do you have any comments
for the Daily Observer?

813
00:31:46,191 --> 00:31:48,030
(Hank laughing)

814
00:31:48,030 --> 00:31:49,140
- Ooh, okay.

815
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:51,987
So your roll was a DC 14,

816
00:31:51,987 --> 00:31:55,470
but that is an incredible tack to use

817
00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,017
with these guys in particular.

818
00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:58,770
So I'm gonna say it's
gonna come down from 14

819
00:31:58,770 --> 00:32:00,977
to a difficulty of nine.

820
00:32:00,977 --> 00:32:02,733
- For...
- For a slick check

821
00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:05,483
to try to get, to try to
like knock them off balance

822
00:32:05,483 --> 00:32:08,941
and get them to focus up
and to immediately stop.

823
00:32:08,941 --> 00:32:10,241
- (quietly) Okay, okay.

824
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,780
- Six, six plus two.

825
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:19,953
So then that is eight and then
I definitely have the four.

826
00:32:19,953 --> 00:32:21,247
- [Freddie] Geez.
- Wow!

827
00:32:21,247 --> 00:32:23,901
- To turn this into a nine.

828
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:27,510
- You see that the shock
troops all look at A. Tension

829
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:28,867
from the Daily Observer

830
00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:32,766
and all quickly back off of Dan Fucks.

831
00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:36,363
Ms. Tension, there's an alarm inside.

832
00:32:36,363 --> 00:32:37,328
A crime's underway.

833
00:32:37,328 --> 00:32:40,146
- I know, that's why I'm
here to document the crime.

834
00:32:40,146 --> 00:32:41,279
(players laughing)

835
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:43,500
And I can't think of
anyone better to talk to

836
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,300
than you fine gentlemen here.

837
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,460
- Ms. Tension, no comment
for the time being.

838
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,064
We need to get inside.

839
00:32:49,064 --> 00:32:51,150
R- Respect, as always,
to the paper of record.

840
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:52,680
- Of course, great.

841
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,877
So, and how about you?

842
00:32:53,877 --> 00:32:56,548
And so she just starts going down the line

843
00:32:56,548 --> 00:32:57,480
and asking every single.

844
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,264
I'm sorry I have to be thorough.

845
00:32:59,264 --> 00:33:00,720
Do you have a comment?

846
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,090
- This is gonna give
everybody cover inside

847
00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:05,027
in terms of what you're trying to do.

848
00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:06,682
Ivana looks now, having launched this,

849
00:33:06,682 --> 00:33:09,013
Ivana looks at you, Imelda and says,

850
00:33:09,013 --> 00:33:11,407
all right, grappling gun is fired.

851
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:14,340
Do you want me, I should
stay here at the station,

852
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,720
wait for Max to come back,

853
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,726
or do we want to all get out before,

854
00:33:18,726 --> 00:33:21,120
before Anastasia can't
hold them any longer?

855
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,290
- Let's make sure his
feet are facing the walls

856
00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:27,352
so when he plants into it-

857
00:33:27,352 --> 00:33:28,185
- Listen.

858
00:33:28,185 --> 00:33:29,610
- He doesn't smash his whole face.

859
00:33:29,610 --> 00:33:31,232
- Knowing that something's going on,

860
00:33:31,232 --> 00:33:33,630
she actually goes ahead and
takes her key out as like-

861
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,120
The fight or flight response
has done what it needed to do,

862
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,130
and now like swinging through the air

863
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:41,310
with a fired grappling gun,
the big guy, as you said,

864
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:44,340
gonna have to figure
it out from here, man.

865
00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:45,690
- Yeah, let's get outta here, Conrad.

866
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,525
- The alarms suddenly stop.

867
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,830
The cops outside sort of look
around at the sudden stop

868
00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:53,954
of the alarm system and you
see Ivana looks and says,

869
00:33:53,954 --> 00:33:56,970
better for me to stay
nearby in case of emergency

870
00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,590
or to come with you?

871
00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:00,784
- Oh, come with us, I think.

872
00:34:00,784 --> 00:34:01,710
- Wait, the key's out.

873
00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:04,797
Ivana, can I get one
last word in on the mic?

874
00:34:04,797 --> 00:34:06,390
- Yeah, she like doesn't
pull the key all the way out

875
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:07,800
and turns the mic over to you, yeah.

876
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,790
- Okay.

877
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:10,473
H- Hello?

878
00:34:10,473 --> 00:34:11,715
(mic feedback)

879
00:34:11,715 --> 00:34:13,065
Ooh, there's a little bit of feedback.

880
00:34:13,065 --> 00:34:15,648
(players laughing)

881
00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:19,085
- The loudest you've ever been.

882
00:34:19,085 --> 00:34:19,918
(players laughing)

883
00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:22,470
- This is a message for Mayor Logic.

884
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:25,590
Mayor Logic, I need your attention.
(Brennan gasps)

885
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:27,420
This is Conrad Schintz.

886
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,040
We need to talk.

887
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,524
And then I give the mic back.

888
00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:31,527
(players laughing)

889
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,630
- Ivana goes, nice.

890
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:35,310
You were really scared of doing that,

891
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:38,349
but it was really good.
(players laughing)

892
00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:39,708
- I just, I peed a little.

893
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,970
(players laughing)

894
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:44,845
- Go ahead and give me a slick check.

895
00:34:44,845 --> 00:34:47,520
- Go ahead and give me a slick check.

896
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,353
- Oh.

897
00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,501
- [Brennan] And the
difficulty is gonna be eight.

898
00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,093
(Hank groans)
(players laughing)

899
00:34:52,093 --> 00:34:54,538
- I believe in you, I believe in you.

900
00:34:54,538 --> 00:34:56,701
- You gotta explode?
- Gotta explode.

901
00:34:56,701 --> 00:34:59,540
- Four!
(players cheering and rooting for Alex)

902
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:00,373
- [Siobhan] You can do it again.

903
00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:01,231
- [Brennan] Explode again, you got it.

904
00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:02,670
- No. (laughs)

905
00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,650
- [Brennan] No good, no good.

906
00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:06,030
Here, hold on.

907
00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:07,160
- [Trapp] Where'd it go?
- If it's a four, it counts,

908
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,426
if it's not, it doesn't.

909
00:35:08,426 --> 00:35:09,990
(players laughing)

910
00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:11,820
- Floor rules, floor rules.

911
00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:13,620
- You can borrow this d4 here.

912
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,450
- Good.
- [Brennan] All right, here we go.

913
00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:16,692
- Two.

914
00:35:16,692 --> 00:35:18,353
- [Hank] Aw.
- After all that.

915
00:35:18,353 --> 00:35:20,340
(players laughing)
- [Trapp] Does anyone have any Moxie?

916
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:22,514
- So Conrad, you yell out,
(ball sliding on a track)

917
00:35:22,514 --> 00:35:25,800
I mean you did not fail by
more than, by five or more.

918
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,604
It just means that, you know,

919
00:35:27,604 --> 00:35:28,830
Mayor Logic's not here in this space,

920
00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:32,070
but the message rings out over this place

921
00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:36,628
and for the first time in as
long as anyone in Mentopolis

922
00:35:36,628 --> 00:35:41,533
can remember, you have announced
your presence in this mind.

923
00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:46,590
As you do so, you see figures emerging

924
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:49,500
from down near the train tracks

925
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:54,171
and a group of tall, lanky figures,

926
00:35:54,171 --> 00:35:56,279
their fedoras deep over
their brows begin to emerge

927
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:59,835
their fedoras deep over
their brows begin to emerge

928
00:35:59,835 --> 00:36:02,968
and you see one of them
looks up and you recognize

929
00:36:02,968 --> 00:36:05,403
from earlier tonight is Charlie Hungry,

930
00:36:05,403 --> 00:36:06,486
(tense noir music)

931
00:36:06,486 --> 00:36:08,863
one of Avaricci's men.

932
00:36:08,863 --> 00:36:10,342
They're way down to the
bottom of the staircase,

933
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,830
but having heard your voice,

934
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,980
begin to rush up the stairs to you.

935
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:17,700
So now you got Anastasia
with the cops outside,

936
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:21,930
Dan Fucks' unconscious body and
you see a bunch of gangsters

937
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,797
and you see one of 'em
calls down and says,

938
00:36:23,797 --> 00:36:27,805
oh, Conrad, my friend.

939
00:36:27,805 --> 00:36:30,622
- Oh, that's a generous term
there. (laughs awkwardly)

940
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,022
- (laughs) Listen, I got a pal
who's been dying to meet you.

941
00:36:33,022 --> 00:36:36,327
- (laughs) Listen, I got a pal
who's been dying to meet you.

942
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:38,100
- Okay, well I got a meeting,

943
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,787
I got a meeting with the mayor, so.

944
00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:42,000
(players laughing)

945
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,013
- What do you all do in this moment?

946
00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:47,670
- Fuck it, I wanna blow past everyone,

947
00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:50,791
get into Conrad's car and drive it...

948
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,449
(players laughing)

949
00:36:52,449 --> 00:36:54,480
drive it through people
back towards Conrad.

950
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,250
Basically do a getaway driver thing here.

951
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,710
- Great, give me a sneak
check, difficulty of eight.

952
00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,593
- Okay, that's gonna be hard.

953
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:05,727
It's a four.

954
00:37:05,727 --> 00:37:08,946
- You step out and
basically immediately see

955
00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:12,150
that there's no way to get
through the cops outside-

956
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:13,440
- Got it.
- To Conrad's car,

957
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,480
but you guys gotta figure
something out right now.

958
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,580
Anastasia is out there with the cops,

959
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:20,215
the gangsters are coming up
from the stairs down below.

960
00:37:20,215 --> 00:37:21,984
Did we arrive at what we wanted
to do with Ivana as well,

961
00:37:21,984 --> 00:37:24,780
if you wanted her to stay
here or to come with you guys?

962
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:26,160
- I mean, she's so good in a fight.

963
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,050
I feel like she should come with us.

964
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,442
- Yeah.
- Sure, cool.

965
00:37:29,442 --> 00:37:31,207
So she looks and says,

966
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,110
who we wanna take chances
with gangster or cop?

967
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,457
- Oh boy.

968
00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:36,965
- What's the difference?
- What's the difference?

969
00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,400
(players laughing)

970
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,517
- Outside, Dan says
that and the cop's like,

971
00:37:39,517 --> 00:37:41,340
You shut your fucking mouth!

972
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,994
We're not a gang!

973
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,546
I mean, well, you get it.

974
00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:46,779
(players laughing)

975
00:37:46,779 --> 00:37:49,320
- I say, I say we, cops.

976
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,174
- Oh gosh, I say gangsters
are much more fun.

977
00:37:52,174 --> 00:37:53,250
At least you can drink with the gangsters.

978
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:56,000
- We've already put out an
invitation to the mayor here,

979
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,960
so worst comes to worst,
the cops drag us in,

980
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,970
we are in Cortex City where we maybe

981
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:01,560
can bend the mayor's ear.

982
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,610
- Oh.
- Because I've already kind of

983
00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:03,860
got the cops covered,

984
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:06,600
my concern is is that we've
gotta make sure that Conrad

985
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,973
is taken care of.
- All right.

986
00:38:08,973 --> 00:38:10,715
- Conrad, right, right.

987
00:38:10,715 --> 00:38:14,550
- So you guys pick, take
your odds with the cops.

988
00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:15,630
You surge out to the doors.

989
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,850
Ivana comes with you
staying close to Imelda.

990
00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:22,110
The deal is concealing Conrad
and Dan's body's unconscious.

991
00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:26,019
So, basically I'll leave
it up to the five of you

992
00:38:26,019 --> 00:38:27,202
who are here in present.

993
00:38:27,202 --> 00:38:28,800
Do you wanna try to talk
your way outta this?

994
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,517
'cause you gotta do a
couple things, right?

995
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,040
You gotta get to the car, hide Conrad,

996
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,981
and pick up Dan's body
without them arresting him.

997
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,094
- Yeah.
- [Brennan] What do you do?

998
00:38:38,094 --> 00:38:41,230
- I have an idea that might be crazy.
(Brennan laughing)

999
00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,695
- It worked great last
time, someone said that.

1000
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,398
Let's do it.
(players laughing)

1001
00:38:45,398 --> 00:38:47,740
- This might be a little
bit too crazy, but

1002
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:52,507
I push Conrad towards the cops and I say,

1003
00:38:52,507 --> 00:38:54,000
Hey, look who I found.

1004
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,093
It's Stacy Fakename and she's wanted.

1005
00:38:57,093 --> 00:38:58,098
- What?

1006
00:38:58,098 --> 00:38:58,980
(players laughing)

1007
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,140
- Incredible!

1008
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,380
And wait, and who do you
point to as you said?

1009
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,417
- The wanted poster of Stacy Fakename.

1010
00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,250
- Oh, of that, you see, okay,

1011
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,565
go ahead and give me a slick check.

1012
00:39:06,565 --> 00:39:09,241
The difficulty is gonna be an 11.

1013
00:39:10,563 --> 00:39:13,483
- That's a 16 plus two.
(Danielle laughing)

1014
00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:14,316
- [Brennan] Uh. Cool!

1015
00:39:14,316 --> 00:39:17,464
- Conrad tries to smile like the picture.

1016
00:39:17,464 --> 00:39:20,280
(players laughing)

1017
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,013
- You see the shock troopers go,

1018
00:39:23,017 --> 00:39:23,983
We got her.

1019
00:39:23,983 --> 00:39:25,308
(players laughing)

1020
00:39:25,308 --> 00:39:28,080
And they all say, Stacy
Fakename, you're under arrest.

1021
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,480
And they arrest Conrad.

1022
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,252
- Sirs, sirs, I would love to,

1023
00:39:33,252 --> 00:39:35,940
as a representative of the Daily Observer,

1024
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,130
would it be possible for
me to do a ride along

1025
00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:41,193
so that I might be able
to interview Ms. Fakename?

1026
00:39:41,193 --> 00:39:42,543
- Go ahead and give me a slick check.

1027
00:39:42,543 --> 00:39:44,995
Difficulty of we'll call it an eight.

1028
00:39:48,206 --> 00:39:49,350
- Oh.

1029
00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:51,540
Nope, no, no, no, no we're
good 'cause I've got a seven

1030
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:54,240
and then plus two, so that is a 10.

1031
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,830
Or sorry, that's a nine, I know math.

1032
00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,230
- And while we're here, you
might as well take me too,

1033
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,720
and I take my hat off and take,

1034
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:05,115
undo the cloak that I had
underneath my hat and reveal

1035
00:40:05,115 --> 00:40:07,050
that I am Imelda Pulse.

1036
00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:08,125
- You see that one of 'em goes,

1037
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,674
(gasps) are you Imelda Pulse?

1038
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:12,068
- That's right, I heard
you're looking for me.

1039
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,467
- Boss, you're not gonna believe this.

1040
00:40:15,467 --> 00:40:16,770
(players laughing)

1041
00:40:16,770 --> 00:40:18,193
We got Imelda Pulse too.

1042
00:40:18,193 --> 00:40:20,910
Stacy Fakename and Imelda
Pulse all in one day.

1043
00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,350
- And I say, don't worry, gentlemen.

1044
00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:24,382
I'll take Dan Fucks from here.

1045
00:40:24,382 --> 00:40:27,787
(group laughing)

1046
00:40:27,787 --> 00:40:30,083
- Give me a slick difficulty of four.

1047
00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:30,916
- [Hank] Four?
- Okay.

1048
00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:32,054
- [Hank] Okay, do it.

1049
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,533
- My slick's so bad.

1050
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,534
- What is with our d4s?
- It's a nervous...

1051
00:40:38,534 --> 00:40:40,290
- What is it?
- [Siobhan] It's a three.

1052
00:40:40,290 --> 00:40:41,123
- It's a three.

1053
00:40:41,123 --> 00:40:43,433
I'll burn my four Moxie to make it a four.

1054
00:40:43,433 --> 00:40:44,975
(players laughing)

1055
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:47,700
- And they go, how long you
been on the case of Dan Fucks?

1056
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,095
- Oh, I've been following Dan-

1057
00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:50,560
I've been, ask anybody.

1058
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,852
I'm at Sugah's all the time.

1059
00:40:51,852 --> 00:40:53,820
(players laughing)

1060
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:54,653
- Wow.

1061
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,370
Hey, Hunch.

1062
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,620
We know you're a real PI.

1063
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:01,063
Congrats on putting down the Fucks case.

1064
00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:01,896
(players laughing)

1065
00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:02,729
- Thank you.

1066
00:41:02,729 --> 00:41:05,195
I pat, I give him a good
brotherly pat on this shoulder.

1067
00:41:05,195 --> 00:41:06,630
- Gives you a pat here as well. (laughs)

1068
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,430
You should join the force.

1069
00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,170
- Hey, I'm a lone wolf.

1070
00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,970
- Ah, all right.

1071
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:15,596
It's fun, we just, we're
just huge assholes.

1072
00:41:15,596 --> 00:41:17,291
(players laughing)

1073
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:18,124
- I gotta be honest.

1074
00:41:18,124 --> 00:41:19,747
When I saw what you did today,
my first thought was like,

1075
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:22,740
oh no, and then I was like,
looks a little bit fun.

1076
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:26,183
- Hey, we have a state
monopoly on violence.

1077
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:27,780
(players laughing)

1078
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:29,072
- Ain't that the truth?

1079
00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:31,725
As I'm just gathering up Dan.

1080
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:33,109
Bg ol' sack of potatoes.

1081
00:41:33,109 --> 00:41:34,167
- And you grab Dan.

1082
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:38,430
Okay, so Conrad and-
Stacy Fakename and Imelda

1083
00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:40,770
are arrested in a ride
along with Anastasia.

1084
00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:41,603
You head out.

1085
00:41:41,603 --> 00:41:43,320
Hunch.
- Yeah.

1086
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,083
Can I load him into,

1087
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,980
I guess I'll take Conrad's car and-

1088
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,365
- This is by the way,
not even Conrad's car.

1089
00:41:48,365 --> 00:41:49,972
You guys stole Self Doubt's car.

1090
00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:53,190
- Oh right, yeah, Self
Doubt's car, naturally.

1091
00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:57,797
And I am going to, I'm
gonna head towards somewhere

1092
00:41:57,797 --> 00:41:59,970
where I can bring Dan
back to consciousness.

1093
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:01,200
- [Brennan] Incredible,
great, great, great.

1094
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,132
- That's a hospital, or whether it's,

1095
00:42:03,132 --> 00:42:04,680
I mean I assume the amount I get beat up,

1096
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,160
I probably have an extensive
first aid kit in my office

1097
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,780
so maybe I'll just go back to my place.

1098
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:10,830
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.
- Yeah.

1099
00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:12,820
- You head back to your office,

1100
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,030
the rest of you are head off with the cops

1101
00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:20,013
back towards Cortex City
and from there, we return.

1102
00:42:20,013 --> 00:42:23,130
(players ooh and ah)
(retrofuturistic music)

1103
00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:26,237
We return all the way back.

1104
00:42:26,237 --> 00:42:29,661
A key of blinding white light
(light shooting and pulsing)

1105
00:42:29,661 --> 00:42:34,140
surges forward towards The Fix.

1106
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:36,086
As it does so,

1107
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:42,125
I cannot believe I just rolled a d20.

1108
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:43,812
- Shut the front door.

1109
00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,990
- I just rolled a d20
and hit a natural one.

1110
00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:47,465
- [Anastasia] Oh!

1111
00:42:48,306 --> 00:42:50,547
(Brennan laughing lightly)

1112
00:42:50,547 --> 00:42:52,500
- You could possibly roll a one as well.

1113
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,320
Go ahead and give me a sturdy check.

1114
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,447
If you beat this by five or
more, it's very significant.

1115
00:42:56,447 --> 00:42:58,020
- Eight.
- Eight, okay.

1116
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,462
You beat it by five or more.

1117
00:42:59,462 --> 00:43:03,360
A white key comes flashing out at you.

1118
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:07,228
As it does so, there's
a bit of illumination

1119
00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:10,658
and the face goes suddenly like,

1120
00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:12,475
(light shimmering)
haa!

1121
00:43:12,475 --> 00:43:16,712
As this screaming face lunges
out towards you and goes,

1122
00:43:16,712 --> 00:43:21,000
we need you on the winning side, Fix.

1123
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,008
Go ahead and let me know
what you are trying to do

1124
00:43:24,008 --> 00:43:24,999
in this moment.

1125
00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:26,910
I will say obviously there
is a survival thing happening

1126
00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,647
here, but also for
free, if you would like,

1127
00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:31,440
you may make a snoop check to see more

1128
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,993
about what is happening in front of you.

1129
00:43:32,993 --> 00:43:34,740
- Yeah, no, I would love
to take a snoop check.

1130
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,997
- [Brennan] You got it.

1131
00:43:35,997 --> 00:43:40,800
- And as I get a one snoop, I, thank you.

1132
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,159
I, I say,
(ball sliding on a track)

1133
00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:47,416
honestly, I think we are
all on the same side!

1134
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,071
- Is there any physical action
you take in this moment?

1135
00:43:50,071 --> 00:43:52,492
You can sense that you are
still in the DA's office,

1136
00:43:52,492 --> 00:43:57,492
but the DA is almost like a
faint figure off to one side.

1137
00:43:57,870 --> 00:44:01,254
You actually look and
see the district attorney

1138
00:44:01,254 --> 00:44:04,404
looking at this figure and
you see his face is slack

1139
00:44:04,404 --> 00:44:07,129
looking at this figure and
you see his face is slack

1140
00:44:07,129 --> 00:44:11,010
and his pupils have gone blinding white

1141
00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:14,130
and there is a small, white light,

1142
00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:16,980
a little vertical slit shining
from right over his heart

1143
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,496
a little vertical slit shining
from right over his heart

1144
00:44:19,496 --> 00:44:23,408
as he looks at the figure
completely dispassionate,

1145
00:44:23,408 --> 00:44:26,482
witnessing something attempt to

1146
00:44:26,482 --> 00:44:27,707
kill you.
- Mm-hm.

1147
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:32,580
The face seems at once
possibly like eerily familiar,

1148
00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:36,130
but then again, you can't place it.

1149
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:39,120
It was just in this momentary
flash as the key went by

1150
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,097
and you know that that key
is some sort of alien object.

1151
00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:43,999
It should not be here.

1152
00:44:43,999 --> 00:44:46,160
It should not exist in this place.

1153
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,330
The layout of the room is the DA's desk,

1154
00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:49,440
DA off to one side.

1155
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,435
He's got huge bay windows
looking out over Cortex Square.

1156
00:44:54,435 --> 00:44:55,485
Mm-hm.

1157
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,760
How high up are we?

1158
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,126
- Maybe like 30 feet

1159
00:44:58,126 --> 00:44:59,940
up above the ground.
- [Hank] Okay.

1160
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,838
- There's a large double door behind you

1161
00:45:01,838 --> 00:45:05,730
and this sort of like adjourning,
almost like law library,

1162
00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:08,220
that the door opened to
the side that this person

1163
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,053
was clearly waiting in.

1164
00:45:09,053 --> 00:45:10,050
- Okay.

1165
00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:12,448
Here's what- Here's what it seems to me.

1166
00:45:14,251 --> 00:45:16,735
I got- I got out over my skis here.

1167
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,503
Is that a thing that
they said in the '30s?

1168
00:45:20,503 --> 00:45:21,390
- Sure.
(Danielle laughing)

1169
00:45:21,390 --> 00:45:22,623
- In the South.

1170
00:45:23,669 --> 00:45:24,524
My water skis.

1171
00:45:24,524 --> 00:45:27,480
(Freddie laughing)
(Brennan giggling lightly)

1172
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,450
I'm not here to make
decisions for this mind.

1173
00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:32,542
I'm here to do as I'm told.

1174
00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:36,390
I have a job and I'm good at it.

1175
00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:39,780
I want to do my job.

1176
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:43,255
I wanna get away from this,
away from these people

1177
00:45:44,310 --> 00:45:47,415
who made me think that
I could affect things,

1178
00:45:47,415 --> 00:45:50,130
that I could change how this works.

1179
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:54,900
He's trying to make sure
that the eyes are connecting

1180
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,830
and as he's doing it, his very large hand

1181
00:45:58,830 --> 00:46:02,250
is going to his waist where his gun is.

1182
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,083
- Hell yeah.

1183
00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:07,596
- I want to do my job.

1184
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:14,070
Just tell me what to do, he
says to whatever this is.

1185
00:46:14,070 --> 00:46:17,100
And as he says that,
he's got it and he pulls.

1186
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:19,248
- I will say this.

1187
00:46:19,248 --> 00:46:21,731
You can go right for the sharp roll

1188
00:46:21,731 --> 00:46:23,081
right now.
- Mm-hm.

1189
00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:27,630
You can also attempt to roll slick here

1190
00:46:27,630 --> 00:46:30,030
to sort of mirror your deception.

1191
00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:34,110
If you roll slick and get a one,

1192
00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:36,300
the attack automatically fails.

1193
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:37,740
But if you don't roll a one,

1194
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:40,320
you'll be able to lower the difficulty

1195
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,570
of this sharp check that follows it.

1196
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:44,451
- Yeah, okay.

1197
00:46:44,451 --> 00:46:46,920
(Trapp laughing lightly)

1198
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,050
Will Moxie affect this?

1199
00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,480
- You may spend Moxie,

1200
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,200
but as you can see,
the body is in the red.

1201
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,626
- Right, 'cause I have four
Moxie, so now I can't fail.

1202
00:46:55,626 --> 00:46:58,290
- (gasps) Ooh.

1203
00:46:58,290 --> 00:46:59,123
- Seven!

1204
00:46:59,123 --> 00:47:04,118
- Amazing, okay, this
figure is going to roll

1205
00:47:04,118 --> 00:47:07,440
their sturdy, they're
rolling this on a d20,

1206
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,748
but they're gonna minus that seven from it

1207
00:47:09,748 --> 00:47:11,035
on that slick check.
- Oh shit yeah.

1208
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,468
14 minus seven is seven.

1209
00:47:16,468 --> 00:47:17,970
That's what you're trying to overcome

1210
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:19,462
as you pull the trigger.

1211
00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,031
- I rolled a one.

1212
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,078
- Throw that d20 away.

1213
00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:28,603
(ball sliding on a track)

1214
00:47:28,603 --> 00:47:30,047
- [Hank] I don't need you.

1215
00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:32,490
(all laugh)

1216
00:47:32,490 --> 00:47:36,270
- The figure is fully entranced by you.

1217
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,880
As you pull, (imitates gun firing)

1218
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,552
you see the bullet leave,
hit the center of the thing

1219
00:47:41,552 --> 00:47:44,940
and get sucked into something
shadowy and horrifying

1220
00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:46,590
in this looming figure.

1221
00:47:46,590 --> 00:47:49,740
However, that slick check was so high,

1222
00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:52,440
that this is another opportunity to snoop.

1223
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,446
Give me one more snoop roll.

1224
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,480
Difficulty five.

1225
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,830
- Three.

1226
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,380
- In this moment, looking in front of you,

1227
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:05,790
you see that the bullet
clearly does not connect

1228
00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:07,530
in this moment.

1229
00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:10,320
As it does so, this person's going to go

1230
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,780
for another swing at you.

1231
00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:15,990
So, I'm gonna ask for a
commitment from The Fix here.

1232
00:48:15,990 --> 00:48:17,460
- Mm-hm.

1233
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:20,580
- You're in immediate danger, you fire.

1234
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:22,975
This thing knows that you have a weapon.
(tense string music)

1235
00:48:22,975 --> 00:48:24,660
It's coming for you.

1236
00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:29,250
If The Fix chooses to
remain in this encounter

1237
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,710
to continue to fight, or learn more,

1238
00:48:31,710 --> 00:48:34,800
or face this thing down in some way,

1239
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,800
its swing will be the
first thing we resolve.

1240
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,355
If The Fix instead chooses to flee,

1241
00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:46,500
that is the like to flee
or to otherwise abscond,

1242
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:50,070
do something that like stops
or exits this encounter,

1243
00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:51,840
that is the only type
of action that The Fix

1244
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,810
will be able to resolve
before this next attack.

1245
00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:55,643
- What?

1246
00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:57,615
(players laughing lightly)

1247
00:48:57,615 --> 00:49:00,720
- If you try to do anything
brave, it's gonna go first.

1248
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,285
- Well, I'm not liking this.

1249
00:49:02,285 --> 00:49:03,977
(players laughing)

1250
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:05,700
- It's a bad situation for sure.

1251
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:06,533
- Yeah.

1252
00:49:06,533 --> 00:49:08,258
The Fix jumps out of the window.

1253
00:49:08,258 --> 00:49:11,055
(players laughing)

1254
00:49:11,055 --> 00:49:15,079
(players laughing)

1255
00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:17,762
- So, so funny to fire a
gun at someone and miss,

1256
00:49:17,762 --> 00:49:18,595
be like, well.

1257
00:49:18,595 --> 00:49:20,313
(players laughing)

1258
00:49:20,313 --> 00:49:22,290
- Well to fire at someone and hit them.

1259
00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,571
- That's true.

1260
00:49:23,571 --> 00:49:24,679
- Honestly, that makes sense to me.

1261
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:28,950
Okay, go ahead and give
me sneak difficulty of,

1262
00:49:28,950 --> 00:49:29,913
call it four.

1263
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,402
- Okay, this is-
- [Trapp] Uh-oh.

1264
00:49:33,402 --> 00:49:35,046
- Not very sneaky.
- Not very sneaky.

1265
00:49:35,046 --> 00:49:37,950
- [Trapp] Got a ton of Moxie.
- I'm hard to see.

1266
00:49:37,950 --> 00:49:40,666
I don't have enough Moxie.
- [Trapp] Uh-oh.

1267
00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:41,883
(ball sliding on a track)

1268
00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:42,990
- [Hank] I'm getting there.

1269
00:49:42,990 --> 00:49:45,930
- Go ahead and give me a sharp
check, difficulty of four.

1270
00:49:45,930 --> 00:49:47,280
- Now I have enough.

1271
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,449
Sharp check, difficulty of four.

1272
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,050
That's a 19.

1273
00:49:55,050 --> 00:49:56,269
Where was that?

1274
00:49:56,269 --> 00:49:57,920
(players laughing)

1275
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,660
- So you dive through the
window, but not with the grace

1276
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:02,340
necessary to protect yourself.

1277
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:05,100
You (glass shatters) fly from the room,

1278
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:07,320
the shadowy figure goes after you,

1279
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,430
but the neon lights,
sort of the street lights

1280
00:50:11,430 --> 00:50:15,810
of Cortex Square outside, it recoils from,

1281
00:50:15,810 --> 00:50:18,150
and as you fly out, (dramatic swooshing)

1282
00:50:18,150 --> 00:50:21,630
you do not have the dexterity
to do anything other than

1283
00:50:21,630 --> 00:50:23,490
hit (body thudding) the pavement below

1284
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:28,170
and you are badly injured as you land.

1285
00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:32,490
The difficulty for all sneak
checks from this point on

1286
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:35,880
will go up for The Fix as you
have been like badly injured

1287
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,310
on landing on the ground beneath you.

1288
00:50:38,310 --> 00:50:42,273
As you do so, you look up and,

1289
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:46,470
give me a savvy check,

1290
00:50:46,470 --> 00:50:48,513
difficulty of five.

1291
00:50:51,077 --> 00:50:51,910
- 10.

1292
00:50:51,910 --> 00:50:53,910
- As you land on the ground,

1293
00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:57,755
you had this moment of
falling from a window.

1294
00:50:58,650 --> 00:51:02,024
You jumped through the glass.

1295
00:51:04,572 --> 00:51:08,550
You touch and feel blood
from an injury on your scalp

1296
00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:14,570
and there's a scar on your face there,

1297
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,094
and you feel some connection
to something bigger

1298
00:51:18,094 --> 00:51:20,610
and you feel some connection
to something bigger

1299
00:51:20,610 --> 00:51:24,750
and more important than
yourself in this moment.

1300
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:27,983
There's a poetry in the
feeling you are feeling,

1301
00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:30,277
even though you can't
articulate it in a way

1302
00:51:30,277 --> 00:51:31,948
that makes sense to you.

1303
00:51:33,270 --> 00:51:35,430
Looking around, you see people gasping.

1304
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:37,500
You see a bunch of people going (gasps).

1305
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,797
You see that an organ
grinder with a monkey goes...

1306
00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:40,826
sacré bleu!

1307
00:51:40,826 --> 00:51:43,146
(players laughing)

1308
00:51:43,146 --> 00:51:44,098
- What's his,

1309
00:51:44,098 --> 00:51:45,807
job in the brain?
- Elias must have traveled a lot.

1310
00:51:45,807 --> 00:51:48,427
(players laughing)

1311
00:51:48,427 --> 00:51:49,260
There's the,
- [Freddie] Waiting room.

1312
00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:51,490
there's the one year of French classes.

1313
00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:53,395
(players laughing)

1314
00:51:53,395 --> 00:51:54,855
- You see that the organ grinder says,

1315
00:51:54,855 --> 00:51:57,844
hello, my name is Jaques Ennui

1316
00:51:57,844 --> 00:52:00,808
and I perform here all the time.
(players laughing)

1317
00:52:00,808 --> 00:52:02,677
- Oh, that makes sense.

1318
00:52:02,677 --> 00:52:06,390
- You hit the deck down
there and look up and see

1319
00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:08,340
Mark Bition like leaning out,

1320
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:10,578
looking down at you from like 30 feet up

1321
00:52:10,578 --> 00:52:11,970
and then tuck back into the room above.

1322
00:52:11,970 --> 00:52:14,280
What do you do in this moment?

1323
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,060
- How much can I move?

1324
00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:19,830
- You can get up and stumble out of here.

1325
00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:21,800
I think you quickly realize like,

1326
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,530
Oh, I fractured my shin bone.

1327
00:52:25,530 --> 00:52:28,780
Like there's a bad fracture in my leg.

1328
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:31,050
Putting weight on it
is incredibly painful,

1329
00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:34,110
but you can muscle through
it to move if you need to.

1330
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:35,472
- Gotcha.

1331
00:52:35,472 --> 00:52:39,588
Would I have any idea
where this sort of like,

1332
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,920
the vagus nerve kind of sympathetic,

1333
00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:48,538
parasympathetic nervous system,

1334
00:52:48,538 --> 00:52:50,880
an area of the body where
if you just do a little bit

1335
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,997
of deep stimulation, maybe
some relaxation could come.

1336
00:52:55,350 --> 00:52:57,150
'Cause I don't think I
know where my friends are.

1337
00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:58,980
- I don't think you do either.
- [Hank] Yeah.

1338
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,660
- I mean you knew that everyone
they were was getting back

1339
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:03,030
to Oblongata Station
eventually, but it's been-

1340
00:53:03,030 --> 00:53:03,863
- It's been a while.

1341
00:53:03,863 --> 00:53:04,696
- Been a while.

1342
00:53:04,696 --> 00:53:06,330
In terms of the vagus nerve,

1343
00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:08,040
actually, we'll just call it savvy five.

1344
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,098
- Savvy five.

1345
00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:12,383
Seven.

1346
00:53:12,383 --> 00:53:16,825
- You stumble quickly through
Mentopolis as fast as you can,

1347
00:53:16,825 --> 00:53:21,737
(panting) arriving eventually
outside of Cortex City,

1348
00:53:21,737 --> 00:53:23,728
much sort of deeper and like, you know,

1349
00:53:23,728 --> 00:53:26,340
sort of maybe like parietal lobe area.

1350
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:31,205
There is a huge neon sign saying

1351
00:53:31,205 --> 00:53:34,553
Las Vagus Casino,
(Danielle laughs)

1352
00:53:34,553 --> 00:53:36,360
but spelled V-A-G-U-S.

1353
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,590
- Thanks, great.

1354
00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:40,887
- And as you walk in, you
see that all of the lights

1355
00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:43,355
of all of the like
roulette and slot machines

1356
00:53:43,355 --> 00:53:47,070
and everything else like that
are just pulsing so quickly

1357
00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:48,281
and like, (imitating
slot machines ringing)

1358
00:53:48,281 --> 00:53:50,990
you know, everything's
going absolutely wild

1359
00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:51,874
and you see a guy walks up and says,

1360
00:53:51,874 --> 00:53:53,580
hey there buster, how do
you like to make a buck?

1361
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:55,037
Welcome to Las Vagus Casino.

1362
00:53:55,037 --> 00:53:57,592
Ha ha ha ha, we're dying!

1363
00:53:57,592 --> 00:53:59,513
(players laughing)

1364
00:53:59,513 --> 00:54:01,994
You gotta win and win big!
(Hank chuckling quietly)

1365
00:54:01,994 --> 00:54:04,710
- And I look at, I look
at this guy and I say,

1366
00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:06,076
did you know...

1367
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,050
(players laughing lightly)

1368
00:54:08,050 --> 00:54:13,050
that people can have constipation so bad

1369
00:54:13,295 --> 00:54:16,680
that it will back up and
impact their vagus nerve?

1370
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,680
And as they are finally
eliminating that impacted stool,

1371
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:27,290
it can have a effect on
the nervous system so great

1372
00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:29,640
that they forget who they are,

1373
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,405
called constipation-related amnesia.

1374
00:54:32,405 --> 00:54:36,164
A woman in Tokyo forgot who
she was for eight hours.

1375
00:54:37,710 --> 00:54:39,245
- Shit yourself stupid.

1376
00:54:39,245 --> 00:54:42,366
(group laughing)

1377
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:43,560
- So.

1378
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,260
- My job is hyperfixation

1379
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:49,397
And so sometimes when the
big guy gets really obsessed

1380
00:54:49,397 --> 00:54:51,300
with stupid stuff, I'm around.

1381
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,482
I find out things like
that, isn't that neat?

1382
00:54:53,482 --> 00:54:54,870
Can you take a deep breath for me?

1383
00:54:54,870 --> 00:54:57,415
- Go ahead and give me a menacing check.

1384
00:54:57,415 --> 00:54:59,462
(players laughing)

1385
00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:00,970
- He disappears again.

1386
00:55:01,941 --> 00:55:04,029
- Uh-oh, yeah, that's a five.

1387
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,052
- You talk to this dude,
he's got a d8 sturdy.

1388
00:55:08,052 --> 00:55:09,671
I'll roll in front of the board, hold on.

1389
00:55:10,950 --> 00:55:13,642
One!
(players cheering)

1390
00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:15,283
- So you look at this guy look up at you

1391
00:55:15,283 --> 00:55:16,950
who's just been like, you gotta win big!

1392
00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:21,780
You say that, he goes, and
you see he's smiling so wide

1393
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:24,210
and squeezing tears out of his eyes

1394
00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,893
and you just hear him go.

1395
00:55:25,893 --> 00:55:28,120
(Brennan making shockingly
accurate sounds of defecation)

1396
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,400
And he just shits in
front of you and he goes,

1397
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,437
I think you wanted me to shit?

1398
00:55:33,437 --> 00:55:35,456
I don't know, you're so frightening.

1399
00:55:35,456 --> 00:55:36,420
I just took shit.

1400
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,800
Everyone shit!

1401
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,102
Everyone who works for me, shit now!

1402
00:55:40,102 --> 00:55:42,120
- Take a deep breath, I
said take a deep breath.

1403
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,710
- Hey, we gotta do it, we gotta do it.

1404
00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:46,350
He runs over and you
see he hits a big button

1405
00:55:46,350 --> 00:55:49,632
and everywhere all over Mentopolis,
(cool eventful music)

1406
00:55:49,632 --> 00:55:51,390
everyone driving with
the cops, everyone else,

1407
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,962
you see klaxons going all over.

1408
00:55:53,962 --> 00:55:57,570
There are very few emergency
systems that the city

1409
00:55:57,570 --> 00:56:00,750
has put in place
(players laughing)

1410
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:03,570
that are like basically
like air raid sirens.

1411
00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:04,804
- Where is this going?

1412
00:56:04,804 --> 00:56:06,413
(imitating air raid sirens screaming)

1413
00:56:06,413 --> 00:56:08,940
And you just hear, we are shitting.
(actual sirens ringing)

1414
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:11,195
We are shitting. We are shitting.

1415
00:56:11,195 --> 00:56:12,388
The big guy is shitting.

1416
00:56:12,388 --> 00:56:13,770
We are taking a shit.

1417
00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:16,150
- I do not wanna be on the
sidewalk underneath Elias.

1418
00:56:16,150 --> 00:56:18,300
(players laughing)

1419
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:21,086
- I am going to ask for
a sharp check from you.

1420
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:24,153
- I am going to ask for
a sharp check from you.

1421
00:56:24,153 --> 00:56:25,289
- Shart check?

1422
00:56:25,289 --> 00:56:26,122
(players laughing)

1423
00:56:26,122 --> 00:56:27,510
- Shart check.

1424
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:30,963
You literally see that there's
something of like this guy,

1425
00:56:30,963 --> 00:56:33,840
the panic is so high,
the pressure is so high

1426
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,790
and he's just had this
fight or flight response

1427
00:56:35,790 --> 00:56:38,940
and then hyperfixation goes
to like the control center

1428
00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:41,640
for the vagus nerve and is
like, you need to relax!

1429
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,973
And he relaxes and his
sphincter blows wide open.

1430
00:56:44,973 --> 00:56:47,520
He's fucking terrified and he shits.

1431
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,706
He's in mid grapple and he's
just shitting and swinging.

1432
00:56:51,706 --> 00:56:53,204
(players laughing)

1433
00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:54,324
- Oh my god.

1434
00:56:54,324 --> 00:56:55,814
- He's- Aaaahhh!

1435
00:56:55,814 --> 00:56:59,239
(players laughing)

1436
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:00,990
- Why am I doing a sharp check?

1437
00:57:00,990 --> 00:57:02,040
- You're doing a sharp
check 'cause we wanna see

1438
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,451
actually how much he can relax by.

1439
00:57:04,451 --> 00:57:06,423
- Oh, I wanna see how mu- oh.
- [Freddie] The more he relaxes-

1440
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,172
- I can make him shit so much.

1441
00:57:08,172 --> 00:57:09,713
- [Brennan] You can make him shit so much.

1442
00:57:09,713 --> 00:57:13,952
So, I'm gonna say every
two is a 10 increment.

1443
00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:15,750
Basically every point
is five, essentially,

1444
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,050
and we'll round up.

1445
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,130
- Oh, I thought that was
a five, but it's a 17.

1446
00:57:23,130 --> 00:57:25,053
- Wow.
- Ooh.

1447
00:57:25,053 --> 00:57:26,117
- [Brennan] Okay.
- Ooh.

1448
00:57:26,117 --> 00:57:29,567
- So, what, it's 17
times five is 85 points.

1449
00:57:29,567 --> 00:57:33,000
- So, what, it's 17
times five is 85 points.

1450
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,833
- Wow.

1451
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,280
- When someone does math,
I go like, yeah, totally.

1452
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,410
- I also have no idea.

1453
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,642
I'm too stressed out to do math right now.

1454
00:57:39,642 --> 00:57:41,136
- [Trapp] Absolutely.
- Okay, so you're at 140.

1455
00:57:41,136 --> 00:57:42,416
- This what we cut out from the show

1456
00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:45,103
is us not being able to do math.

1457
00:57:45,103 --> 00:57:46,980
- [Brennan] So that's gonna be-
- 140 minus 85, go, go, go, go.

1458
00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:49,729
- [Brennan] 55, you move him...

1459
00:57:49,729 --> 00:57:53,678
just past 60 into the green.
(sounds of joy and relief)

1460
00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:55,602
- That's a hell of a shit, that's a great-

1461
00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:58,092
- Hell of a shit.
- [Freddie] I want one of those.

1462
00:57:58,092 --> 00:57:59,615
- [Siobhan] Legendary.
- I think you feel

1463
00:57:59,615 --> 00:58:01,590
in this like cut on your
head, it's still bleeding.

1464
00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:03,716
You have like blood on part of your face.

1465
00:58:03,716 --> 00:58:06,498
- I'm telling this guy
poop facts bleeding.

1466
00:58:06,498 --> 00:58:07,572
(players laughing)

1467
00:58:07,572 --> 00:58:10,651
- An eight-foot tall
bleeding gangster said,

1468
00:58:10,651 --> 00:58:13,909
(players laughing)

1469
00:58:13,909 --> 00:58:18,117
Do you know when you shit,
you can forget who you are.

1470
00:58:18,117 --> 00:58:21,480
And he went, oh, I'm gonna
die, I'm gonna fucking die.

1471
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,150
You feel a like tremendous
howl of release of just like,

1472
00:58:25,150 --> 00:58:29,509
You feel a like tremendous
howl of release of just like,

1473
00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:32,259
of the big guy screaming as
he swings through the air,

1474
00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:35,400
of the big guy screaming as
he swings through the air

1475
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,695
shitting as hard as he can.
- [Danielle] Oh my god.

1476
00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:43,518
- And as he screams, all that
carbon dioxide leaves his body

1477
00:58:43,518 --> 00:58:47,790
(imitating air whooshing)
(calm, relaxing music)

1478
00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:50,880
and the pressure comes
all the way back down.

1479
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,880
Shit five points underneath
where it dips into yellow.

1480
00:58:55,890 --> 00:58:58,271
That happens after you had-
- That happened.

1481
00:58:58,271 --> 00:58:59,610
(players laughing)

1482
00:58:59,610 --> 00:59:00,480
- It certainly did.

1483
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,950
- So that's my favorite narration.

1484
00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:03,713
Well, that happens.

1485
00:59:03,713 --> 00:59:05,775
- I'm glad I got a win out of that.

1486
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,306
(players laughing)

1487
00:59:08,306 --> 00:59:09,240
I really need to find my friends,

1488
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,681
they are not-
- [Brennan] What's the next-

1489
00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:12,514
- [Trapp] They're not gonna believe this.

1490
00:59:12,514 --> 00:59:15,600
- You see all of the pulses
in and around the city

1491
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,985
kind of like soften and calm and come back

1492
00:59:18,985 --> 00:59:21,627
to something where like however,

1493
00:59:21,627 --> 00:59:24,032
whatever's happening in
the outside world resolves,

1494
00:59:24,032 --> 00:59:28,450
when it resolves, the big
guy will have some degree

1495
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:33,222
of his faculties around him if
he manages to survive, right?

1496
00:59:33,222 --> 00:59:36,357
What do you do in this moment
now in terms of your life

1497
00:59:36,357 --> 00:59:38,862
as a badly injured person
who is like on the run

1498
00:59:38,862 --> 00:59:40,755
and doesn't know where the
rest of your companions are?

1499
00:59:40,755 --> 00:59:43,200
- Well, do I know anything
about the medical infrastructure

1500
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,250
of Cortex City?

1501
00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,840
- Yeah, absolutely.

1502
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,907
- Where would I go if I had
a broken leg. Or would I.

1503
00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:53,010
Am I afraid of that?
- Give me a savvy four.

1504
00:59:53,010 --> 00:59:54,960
- I'll give you a savvy eight.

1505
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,410
- Well there's two things
you would know, right?

1506
00:59:56,410 --> 00:59:58,780
So there's hospitals, which
will be able to heal you

1507
00:59:58,780 --> 01:00:01,440
the fastest, but also hospitals are where

1508
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,273
people like cops and
gangsters tend to wait

1509
01:00:04,273 --> 01:00:06,673
to find people, right?
And you know that the DA

1510
01:00:06,673 --> 01:00:08,002
watched you break your leg.

1511
01:00:08,002 --> 01:00:11,813
The person you know who gets
the shit kicked out of them

1512
01:00:11,813 --> 01:00:16,152
the absolute most and
always seems to look fine,

1513
01:00:16,152 --> 01:00:17,585
the very next day-

1514
01:00:17,585 --> 01:00:19,060
- Obviously, I don't know why I needed

1515
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:20,174
a savvy check for this.

1516
01:00:20,174 --> 01:00:22,873
(players laughing)

1517
01:00:22,873 --> 01:00:27,353
- And I think you take off.

1518
01:00:27,353 --> 01:00:31,150
So, Hunch Curio and Dan Fucks.

1519
01:00:31,150 --> 01:00:33,696
(players laughing)

1520
01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:35,532
- He's like a 85 pound guy.
(light music)

1521
01:00:35,532 --> 01:00:36,482
(players laughing)

1522
01:00:36,482 --> 01:00:39,840
- Hunch Curio and Dan Fucks in their car

1523
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,530
head to Hunch Curio's office.

1524
01:00:41,530 --> 01:00:44,260
You suddenly hear something
moving in the backseat

1525
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:46,000
up towards both of you as you're driving

1526
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,467
and you see Justin go, where's Conrad?

1527
01:00:51,069 --> 01:00:52,703
- Hey, you guys forgot about the dog.

1528
01:00:53,785 --> 01:00:56,495
- Conrad got taken by the cops,

1529
01:00:56,495 --> 01:00:59,178
but I don't think they made him, he's...

1530
01:00:59,178 --> 01:01:00,729
- (aggresively barking) What?!
- Yeah- Uh-

1531
01:01:00,729 --> 01:01:01,828
I'm gonna kill him.

1532
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:03,264
(players laughing)

1533
01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:04,244
I'm gonna kill him!

1534
01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:05,544
(rabid dog sounds)

1535
01:01:05,544 --> 01:01:06,759
Just frothing out the mouth.

1536
01:01:06,759 --> 01:01:09,030
And from there we cut
to the armored vehicle

1537
01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:13,860
that has Anastasia, Imelda,
Conrad and also Ivana Popov

1538
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,120
who's just going around and you see

1539
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,258
she's just sort of muttering,

1540
01:01:17,258 --> 01:01:19,250
looking at the rest of these
cops in the armored car,

1541
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:22,290
and she says, everyone's
got a gun on their belt,

1542
01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:24,570
baton on his butt, a nightstick.

1543
01:01:24,570 --> 01:01:26,280
Nightstick easy to take away.

1544
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,681
Don't see very many thick
wrists on these motherfuckers.

1545
01:01:30,681 --> 01:01:34,308
And you see, she looks over and says,
(Hank laughing)

1546
01:01:35,287 --> 01:01:36,390
Kid, you're all right.

1547
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:39,330
Very glad you came by boxing ring.

1548
01:01:39,330 --> 01:01:42,060
Got good people looking out for you too.

1549
01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:45,780
- Conrad, despite already
being a little pipsqueak

1550
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:50,730
is in full Mrs. Doubtfire mode trying to

1551
01:01:50,730 --> 01:01:52,036
pass as Stacy Fakename.

1552
01:01:52,036 --> 01:01:54,750
(players laughing)

1553
01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,500
- (old British woman accent) Oh, hello.

1554
01:01:56,500 --> 01:02:00,120
(players laughing)

1555
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,920
Oh, thank you.
(players laughing)

1556
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,076
Ms. Popov.

1557
01:02:03,076 --> 01:02:07,301
(players laughing)
- She says,

1558
01:02:07,301 --> 01:02:08,885
why you make that strange?

1559
01:02:08,885 --> 01:02:11,296
- I never lied about who I am before.

1560
01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:14,667
(players laughing)

1561
01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:15,667
- Holy shit.

1562
01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:18,900
- You see, then she says, oh, right.

1563
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:22,401
Something about that name Stacy Fakename.

1564
01:02:22,401 --> 01:02:27,300
Sounds so familiar to me
like I heard before. Eh.

1565
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:31,207
She looks over at you, Imelda,
and you, Anastasia, and says,

1566
01:02:31,207 --> 01:02:34,132
You said maybe that you are
looking for my family, yes?

1567
01:02:34,132 --> 01:02:36,727
You said maybe that you are
looking for my family, yes?

1568
01:02:36,727 --> 01:02:37,560
- Yes, that's right.

1569
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,120
- You see that she takes
her gray sweatshirt

1570
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:42,570
and pulls it down a little
bit and to show a tattoo

1571
01:02:42,570 --> 01:02:44,640
at sort of the base of her clavicle

1572
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,700
that has an F tattooed into it.

1573
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:50,220
And you see she says, little family crest,

1574
01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:51,308
so-
- [Siobhan] Amazing.

1575
01:02:51,308 --> 01:02:56,070
- If you notice anyone with
this, maybe is a clue for you.

1576
01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:58,950
- Amazing. Did you get that
on like a drunken night out?

1577
01:02:58,950 --> 01:03:00,966
- Yeah, we have one night where,

1578
01:03:00,966 --> 01:03:02,691
you know, it's a birthday

1579
01:03:02,691 --> 01:03:06,075
and it's like, ah, we get along.
- [Siobhan] That's cool.

1580
01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:07,530
- It's one of those
things where we had just

1581
01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:08,840
had a big meeting with the mayor

1582
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,680
and sometimes when you're in the family,

1583
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,383
you're like, we are so different.

1584
01:03:12,383 --> 01:03:14,670
And then you like interface
with outside world,

1585
01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:15,503
and you're like-
- Exactly.

1586
01:03:15,503 --> 01:03:16,336
See, this is what I'm saying.

1587
01:03:16,336 --> 01:03:18,930
We could have gotten tattoos
like five different times.

1588
01:03:18,930 --> 01:03:21,055
- We could have gotten tattoos
like five different times,

1589
01:03:21,055 --> 01:03:25,768
except you always wanted to
have a tattoo of a cigarette

1590
01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:27,810
or you wanted a tattoo a blender.

1591
01:03:27,810 --> 01:03:29,490
- Exactly.
- One time you wanted do

1592
01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:31,290
a tattoo of a hair's split end.

1593
01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:33,757
- How do you tattoo a hair's split end?
- It'll never not be funny,

1594
01:03:33,757 --> 01:03:36,232
it'll never not be funny,
I'll love it forever.

1595
01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:40,438
(players laughing)

1596
01:03:40,438 --> 01:03:42,785
- Our party has split once again.

1597
01:03:42,785 --> 01:03:46,470
Hunch Curio and Justin head
off towards Hunch's office

1598
01:03:46,470 --> 01:03:48,650
as The Fix limps through the shadows

1599
01:03:48,650 --> 01:03:52,500
towards the exact same
location and Conrad, Ivana,

1600
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,570
Imelda, and Anastasia all head off.

1601
01:03:54,570 --> 01:03:57,180
I'm gonna need snoop
checks from Anastasia,

1602
01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:59,174
Imelda, and Conrad.

1603
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:03,065
- Oh! I got an eight.

1604
01:04:04,290 --> 01:04:06,240
Ooh, and then I threw it off the table

1605
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,530
and I got, Jesus Christ.
- Oh! Double eight.

1606
01:04:08,530 --> 01:04:09,363
- Did you just double?
- Go again.

1607
01:04:09,363 --> 01:04:13,980
- Double eight and another,
and a two, it's an 18.

1608
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,360
- [Brennan] Incredible.
What did we get over here?

1609
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,360
- An 11.
- [Brennan] 11?

1610
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,193
- Yeah.
- [Brennan] Cool.

1611
01:04:17,193 --> 01:04:19,560
- Seven.
- Seven, okay.

1612
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,550
It's gonna be just one time.

1613
01:04:20,550 --> 01:04:22,359
- [Siobhan] Let me show you how it's done.

1614
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:23,192
(Danielle laughing)

1615
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,380
- Anastasia and Imelda, both of you turn,

1616
01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:27,390
as you're talking about how alike you are,

1617
01:04:27,390 --> 01:04:31,260
you both suddenly turn
simultaneously and see pulling out

1618
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:33,690
behind the cop cars on the highway,

1619
01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:38,430
a number of those black town
cars begin to follow the police

1620
01:04:38,430 --> 01:04:39,720
back towards Cortex City.

1621
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,210
- (shakily) Wha...

1622
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,093
(players laughing)

1623
01:04:42,093 --> 01:04:43,340
Uh, cops!

1624
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:45,630
There- There's criminals behind us.

1625
01:04:45,630 --> 01:04:47,394
- So the cops are like in,

1626
01:04:47,394 --> 01:04:48,227
I assume like we're in the back

1627
01:04:48,227 --> 01:04:49,620
and then the cops are like up front.

1628
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:52,220
- There's actually a few
in the back area with you.

1629
01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:53,340
There's like four in this back area.

1630
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:55,980
- And they don't pay attention
or we're just very quiet?

1631
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:57,420
- You're just very quiet.
- Okay.

1632
01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:59,820
Since I would be the only
one back there not handcuffed

1633
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:02,370
out of everyone, I just go
up, I sit next to a cop.

1634
01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:04,350
Hello, excuse me.
- Hello.

1635
01:05:04,350 --> 01:05:06,750
- Hi, I don't know if we've met yet.

1636
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:09,720
My name is A., Attention, hi.

1637
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:13,230
There appears to be some
ne'er-do-wells following our car.

1638
01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:15,152
Is that something that's normal?

1639
01:05:15,152 --> 01:05:17,252
- Oh, you've noticed some ne'er-do-wells?

1640
01:05:17,252 --> 01:05:18,750
- Yeah, there are ne'er-do-wells.

1641
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:19,583
- Oh, okay.
- [Danielle] They're

1642
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,833
they're following the vehicle
- What about them

1643
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,642
what about them sort of struck
you as being ne'er-do-wells?

1644
01:05:22,642 --> 01:05:23,692
- Um,
(players laughing)

1645
01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:27,330
mostly that they are, you
know, driving big black cars.

1646
01:05:27,330 --> 01:05:28,411
- It's not illegal.

1647
01:05:28,411 --> 01:05:30,390
(players laughing)

1648
01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:31,560
- It's certainly not illegal,

1649
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,515
but it is definitely
interesting, wouldn't you say?

1650
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,144
- I guess sort of in a broad sense.

1651
01:05:38,144 --> 01:05:39,570
(players laughing)

1652
01:05:39,570 --> 01:05:42,161
I consider myself a bit of a
bon vivant, so I guess a lot,

1653
01:05:42,161 --> 01:05:43,770
you know, I try to find a
lot of things interesting.

1654
01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,870
- I find it incredibly
interesting because, you know,

1655
01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:48,120
I have a nose for the
news and when you see

1656
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,540
all of these cars following
behind us in a row,

1657
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:53,430
doesn't that make you
just a little bit curious?

1658
01:05:53,430 --> 01:05:56,760
- Go ahead and give me a slick
check, difficulty of eight.

1659
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,530
- Why do I keep acting like I have charm

1660
01:05:58,530 --> 01:05:59,430
souped up on this game?

1661
01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:01,608
This isn't any other games I usually play.

1662
01:06:01,608 --> 01:06:03,210
(players laughing)

1663
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:04,043
You see what I'm doing?

1664
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,760
Why am I doing this?
- [Brennan] No, I hear you.

1665
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,140
- Ooh.
- Ooh, that's a 10.

1666
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:09,023
Oh, it explodes.
- [Brennan] Wow.

1667
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,940
- [Trapp and Danielle] It explodes again.
- What!

1668
01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:13,773
- My goodness.
- Three, three, three.

1669
01:06:13,773 --> 01:06:15,512
- [Siobhan] You can do it, you can do it.

1670
01:06:15,512 --> 01:06:20,244
- All right, so that is
25 plus two, 27, amazing.

1671
01:06:20,244 --> 01:06:21,446
- [Hank] That's a fucking roll.

1672
01:06:21,446 --> 01:06:23,580
- How interesting are these black cars?

1673
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:24,683
- That's my cousin.

1674
01:06:24,683 --> 01:06:26,091
(players laughing)

1675
01:06:26,091 --> 01:06:29,310
- You see a face that I
think maybe some of you

1676
01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:30,997
have seen before, actually, no.

1677
01:06:30,997 --> 01:06:32,820
Only The Fix has seen this face before.

1678
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:35,263
But something comes over the radio saying,

1679
01:06:35,263 --> 01:06:36,870
this is paddy wagon number 14.

1680
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,100
I'm hearing something over the radio.

1681
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,080
This is why I always keep
all the channels open.

1682
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,270
This is Deputy Chief of Staff Lance.

1683
01:06:42,270 --> 01:06:43,740
I wanna understand something.

1684
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,820
Is someone seeing something
interesting down there?

1685
01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:50,820
And you see the cop
says, hey, yeah, this is,

1686
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:52,499
this is Officer Joie de Vivre.

1687
01:06:52,499 --> 01:06:56,250
(players laughing)

1688
01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:57,382
- [Hank] I love him.

1689
01:06:57,382 --> 01:06:59,099
(players laughing)

1690
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,753
- You see he looks down and goes,

1691
01:07:01,597 --> 01:07:03,810
Yeah, there's a reporter
here who's doing a ride along

1692
01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:05,670
and she noticed that there's
some interesting cars.

1693
01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:08,730
And you see, get out of your vehicle now

1694
01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:11,760
and kill everybody in
every car on the road!

1695
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,340
And you see he says, you got it.

1696
01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,320
That's old Mr. Lance for ya.

1697
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,240
All right, boys, let's pull over.

1698
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,965
And you see that they begin to pull ov-

1699
01:07:20,965 --> 01:07:24,330
You had rolled a 27.
(players laughing)

1700
01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:27,085
- [Hank] Thank god.
- You beat 10 by so much.

1701
01:07:28,154 --> 01:07:30,121
- I've just signed so many death warrants.

1702
01:07:30,121 --> 01:07:31,520
(Siobhan laughing)

1703
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,970
- So yeah, you see the
cops begin to sort of,

1704
01:07:33,970 --> 01:07:37,200
these shock troops-
- Oh, hello, hello.

1705
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,250
Mr. Joie de Vivre.

1706
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,491
- No, Officer Joie de Vivre.

1707
01:07:39,491 --> 01:07:42,084
- Officer Joie de Vivre,
my apologies, my apologies.

1708
01:07:42,084 --> 01:07:44,106
If I could ask a simple favor from you.

1709
01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:44,939
- Of course.
- You know what else

1710
01:07:44,939 --> 01:07:46,710
I find really interesting?
- What's that?

1711
01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:49,530
- I love keys.
- Okay.

1712
01:07:49,530 --> 01:07:51,240
- And would it be possible for me to just,

1713
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,860
I'll give them right
back after you're done

1714
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:54,300
murdering all of these people,

1715
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:56,220
but would it be possible
for me to just take a look

1716
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,053
at your keys?

1717
01:07:57,053 --> 01:07:58,800
I just find them so fascinating.

1718
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,150
- The keys to the vehicle?

1719
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:02,010
- Just all of the keys that you have.

1720
01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:03,240
- You want my apartment keys?

1721
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,966
- I'll take those as well.
- Okay.

1722
01:08:04,966 --> 01:08:05,815
(players laughing)

1723
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:08,311
- And I'll have a champagne.
(players laughing)

1724
01:08:08,311 --> 01:08:10,591
(Brennan imitates cork popping)
(players laughing)

1725
01:08:10,591 --> 01:08:11,557
- Hands you some champagne and says,

1726
01:08:11,557 --> 01:08:13,530
well, we would hate for
anyone in police custody

1727
01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:15,378
not to have a wonderful time, please...

1728
01:08:15,378 --> 01:08:16,295
(players laughing)

1729
01:08:16,295 --> 01:08:18,302
- Thank you, this guy really is great.

1730
01:08:18,302 --> 01:08:19,590
- Ah.
- You saying that all too

1731
01:08:19,590 --> 01:08:21,570
also makes me think of Max Medulla

1732
01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:23,646
returning to the food store.

1733
01:08:23,646 --> 01:08:25,329
Like bottle of champagne in hand,

1734
01:08:25,329 --> 01:08:27,012
the hot tea and warm vodka.

1735
01:08:27,012 --> 01:08:28,308
Like, nah-huh, no.

1736
01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:30,265
(players laughing)

1737
01:08:30,265 --> 01:08:33,389
- Alarm going off as they
just stand there confused.

1738
01:08:33,389 --> 01:08:36,390
- Incredible, so you see
Officer Joie de Vivre

1739
01:08:36,390 --> 01:08:38,850
gives you, says, here's
the keys to my house,

1740
01:08:38,850 --> 01:08:41,220
here's the keys to the
vehicle, here's my wallet.

1741
01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:43,740
- Thank you so much!
- [Brennan] Of course.

1742
01:08:43,740 --> 01:08:44,642
- I'll give those right back

1743
01:08:44,642 --> 01:08:45,900
as soon as you're done with the pew pew.

1744
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:48,580
- Hey, and if you don't,
what an adventure that'll be.

1745
01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,413
(players laughing)

1746
01:08:49,413 --> 01:08:50,550
- What a fantastic time.

1747
01:08:50,550 --> 01:08:53,116
- C'est la vie. All right.
(heavy mask clunking)

1748
01:08:53,116 --> 01:08:55,560
(players laughing)
(Freddie imitates rifle clicking)

1749
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,237
He jumps out and you
see they go out and say,

1750
01:08:58,237 --> 01:09:00,894
all right, all you in those
cars, you're under arrest.

1751
01:09:00,894 --> 01:09:04,538
And you see a gangster like
leans out and says, for what?

1752
01:09:04,538 --> 01:09:06,146
And he is like, you're gangsters.

1753
01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:07,926
(players laughing)

1754
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,037
- How do you know that?

1755
01:09:09,037 --> 01:09:10,573
He says, tropes!

1756
01:09:10,573 --> 01:09:12,189
(players laughing)

1757
01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:14,232
Cool, you have all of this stuff.

1758
01:09:14,232 --> 01:09:15,065
What are you gonna do right now?

1759
01:09:15,065 --> 01:09:16,590
- So the people up front
have left, correct?

1760
01:09:16,590 --> 01:09:18,330
- Yes, all of the shock
troopers have gotten out

1761
01:09:18,330 --> 01:09:19,800
to confront those gangsters there.

1762
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,840
And I think you see like,

1763
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,610
yeah, so you start undoing.

1764
01:09:23,610 --> 01:09:26,315
- I'm unlocking everybody
and then start ushering them

1765
01:09:26,315 --> 01:09:27,750
towards the front.

1766
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:30,120
I give, obviously Conrad gets the keys

1767
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,170
so that Conrad can drive.

1768
01:09:31,170 --> 01:09:32,700
- I give Conrad my high heels

1769
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:34,860
so that he can reach the pedals.

1770
01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:37,778
- Oh, good to talk like me again.

1771
01:09:37,778 --> 01:09:39,612
All right, boys.

1772
01:09:39,612 --> 01:09:43,080
(car engine revving, driving crazily)
(players laughing)

1773
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,307
- Paddy wagon tears off.

1774
01:09:44,307 --> 01:09:45,727
You see one of the shock troopers like,

1775
01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:48,150
oh no! They're getting
away with the paddy wagon!

1776
01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:50,890
Officer Joie de Vivre goes, c'est la vie.

1777
01:09:50,890 --> 01:09:54,095
(players laughing)

1778
01:09:54,095 --> 01:09:57,422
You see him sort of waving
and say, farewell, Anastasia.

1779
01:09:57,422 --> 01:09:59,493
I hope I find you someday soon

1780
01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:01,653
if only to get all my stuff back.

1781
01:10:01,653 --> 01:10:03,030
(players laughing)

1782
01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:06,147
All right, all right,
boys, let's turn around!

1783
01:10:06,147 --> 01:10:08,820
And just open warfare on a highway.

1784
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:11,778
Just these cops and
robbers, just, yeah, see.

1785
01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:12,997
Tommy guns come out.

1786
01:10:12,997 --> 01:10:16,327
Conrad, you tear off in this
and the radio blares to life.

1787
01:10:16,327 --> 01:10:17,430
How's it going out there?

1788
01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:18,300
What'd you find?

1789
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:20,190
Any threats, any danger?

1790
01:10:20,190 --> 01:10:22,050
- Who am I talking to?

1791
01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:27,050
- This is Deputy Chief
of Staff H.V. Lance.

1792
01:10:27,409 --> 01:10:30,780
- Oh, H.V. okay!
- Oh, I got it.

1793
01:10:30,780 --> 01:10:33,188
You're the mayors, you're
the, you, you, you, you...

1794
01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:34,726
- This city's full of threats

1795
01:10:34,726 --> 01:10:36,450
and I'm gonna find all of 'em!

1796
01:10:36,450 --> 01:10:39,098
- I grab the radio and I say-

1797
01:10:39,098 --> 01:10:40,256
- Yeah, you're better at talking.

1798
01:10:40,256 --> 01:10:41,406
(players laughing)

1799
01:10:41,406 --> 01:10:45,015
- Mr. Lance, I, sorry to tell you this,

1800
01:10:45,015 --> 01:10:48,092
but did you know that
we just shit ourselves

1801
01:10:48,092 --> 01:10:50,395
and maybe can't remember our own name?

1802
01:10:50,395 --> 01:10:52,350
(players laughing)

1803
01:10:52,350 --> 01:10:54,210
- Oh my god! Did we do it in public?

1804
01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:55,140
Can anyone see us?

1805
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:56,970
- Oh, so many people.

1806
01:10:56,970 --> 01:11:00,202
- How many?
- Just maybe hundreds.

1807
01:11:00,202 --> 01:11:02,730
- He says, I mean,
where's my goddamn oculus?

1808
01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:04,555
He says, oh my god!

1809
01:11:04,555 --> 01:11:07,254
There's an entire crosswalk down there!

1810
01:11:07,254 --> 01:11:09,825
(players laughing)

1811
01:11:09,825 --> 01:11:11,037
Ah, we're ruined!

1812
01:11:11,037 --> 01:11:13,775
And you hear the radio goes silent.

1813
01:11:13,775 --> 01:11:16,181
You guys have stolen a police vehicle.
(players laughing)

1814
01:11:16,181 --> 01:11:17,984
Ivana's like, this group is good.

1815
01:11:17,984 --> 01:11:18,817
(players laughing)

1816
01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:20,223
I like what you do here.

1817
01:11:20,223 --> 01:11:21,437
Where's Conrad driving to?

1818
01:11:21,437 --> 01:11:22,790
- We're driving to the mayor.

1819
01:11:22,790 --> 01:11:25,950
- Hell yeah. Cortex City, here we come.

1820
01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:27,450
Cool.

1821
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,270
I'll tell you what, it's-

1822
01:11:29,270 --> 01:11:30,881
- [Trapp] Hey.
- Hey.

1823
01:11:30,881 --> 01:11:33,690
- Hey, it's been a minute.
(smooth jazz music)

1824
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:36,660
- I love how it's always so smoky in here.

1825
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,820
- I gotta put these
cigarettes out before I leave.

1826
01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:43,080
- So, within this space,
Hunch getting Dan Fucks'

1827
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:47,040
unconscious body beaten
to pieces as it is,

1828
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:50,065
and Justin behind you,
(snarling) we gotta find Conrad.

1829
01:11:50,065 --> 01:11:51,690
We gotta find-
- We'll find Conrad.

1830
01:11:51,690 --> 01:11:53,490
- What do you do with Dan
when you get him upstairs?

1831
01:11:53,490 --> 01:11:57,060
- I assume I've got just
like a full fucking pha-

1832
01:11:57,060 --> 01:11:59,668
I'm like, just like a crown-
- Like a crash cart.

1833
01:11:59,668 --> 01:12:00,790
- I open the freezer,

1834
01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:03,799
I put like a crown of frozen
steaks like around his head.

1835
01:12:03,799 --> 01:12:06,030
(players laughing)

1836
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,550
There's like open, like
a bottle of whiskey,

1837
01:12:08,550 --> 01:12:10,470
just like pour it into all his cuts.
(alcohol sloshing)

1838
01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:11,640
I probably have like a big old,

1839
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,265
just like a trunk that's just like,

1840
01:12:13,265 --> 01:12:14,840
a full pharmacy, basically.

1841
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,303
Like the amount that I get
the shit kicked outta me,

1842
01:12:17,303 --> 01:12:19,211
just like, hey, here's this
like whistle a little too.

1843
01:12:19,211 --> 01:12:22,560
Like (whistling) whistle
along and like injections.

1844
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,688
Just like basically giving Dan Fucks

1845
01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:26,130
the full treatment here.
- Incredible.

1846
01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:30,750
Go ahead and give me a,
we'll call this a six savvy.

1847
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:32,370
- Okay.

1848
01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:33,661
Let's try it.

1849
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:37,318
An eight.
- [Brennan] Hell-

1850
01:12:37,318 --> 01:12:39,000
- No, sorry, a nine.
- A nine.

1851
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,210
Dan, as you come to,

1852
01:12:42,210 --> 01:12:44,803
I think like swimming through your vision,

1853
01:12:44,803 --> 01:12:46,550
there's a feeling of like...

1854
01:12:48,215 --> 01:12:50,160
(wishy-washy, sound blurring together)

1855
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,680
That's right, you always
get the same cup of coffee.

1856
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,900
I always know what to get started with

1857
01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:57,810
right when you walk through the door.

1858
01:12:57,810 --> 01:13:00,535
And you come to with
a feeling of something

1859
01:13:00,535 --> 01:13:04,153
that's stirred within
you deep and profound,

1860
01:13:04,153 --> 01:13:06,660
a kind of meaning or longing or pleasure

1861
01:13:06,660 --> 01:13:09,310
that... it's hard to elaborate.

1862
01:13:09,310 --> 01:13:11,940
And then you come to
wearing a crown of steaks

1863
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,310
and looking up at Detective Hunch Curio.

1864
01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:16,789
- Like Pulp Fiction
style, like the syringe

1865
01:13:16,789 --> 01:13:17,715
right into the chest.

1866
01:13:17,715 --> 01:13:19,128
(players laughing)

1867
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:21,827
(Brennan imitating Justin barking)

1868
01:13:21,827 --> 01:13:25,890
- It's just, hey, we've transcended
the mortal realm, I see.

1869
01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:27,363
Ah, heaven.

1870
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:31,910
A fate for a hero such as myself, really.

1871
01:13:31,910 --> 01:13:32,743
- Fucks, Fucks, no.
- What, what?

1872
01:13:32,743 --> 01:13:33,690
What happened.

1873
01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:34,740
- This ain't heaven,

1874
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:37,555
this is just my smoky, disgusting office.

1875
01:13:37,555 --> 01:13:39,240
- What happened?

1876
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,920
How was my gambit?

1877
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,240
How did it play out?

1878
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,980
- Yeah, about that gambit.

1879
01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:48,159
I've never seen a more monumental failure.

1880
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:49,410
- Ah.
(players laughing)

1881
01:13:49,410 --> 01:13:53,149
- At this point, you see
Justin turns around and goes...

1882
01:13:53,149 --> 01:13:54,314
(imitating Justin growling)

1883
01:13:54,314 --> 01:13:55,147
- Ah my money.

1884
01:13:55,147 --> 01:13:56,940
(players laughing)

1885
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:59,100
- As a shadow looms in the doorway,

1886
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,833
Fix, you arrive at Hunch's office,

1887
01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:03,840
your badly broken leg

1888
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,850
hobbling up the many flights of stairs.

1889
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:07,620
Come in through, Anna is long gone.

1890
01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:08,790
It's like way past working hours,

1891
01:14:08,790 --> 01:14:10,198
so your secretary's not here.

1892
01:14:10,198 --> 01:14:13,233
I'll say you guys got here with,

1893
01:14:13,233 --> 01:14:15,500
all the heat had been taken
off due to the arrest,

1894
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:20,500
but let me get a sneak
check of five from...

1895
01:14:20,730 --> 01:14:23,040
- Oh, I exploded.
- [Freddie] Four.

1896
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,080
- I got it.
- Hell yeah.

1897
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,860
You get here slinking through
the shadows up the staircase

1898
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:33,420
and see Hunch in his office.

1899
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:34,950
- Damn, Fix, you look like shit.

1900
01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:36,945
- That's gonna take a lot of steaks.
(smooth noir music)

1901
01:14:36,945 --> 01:14:38,569
(players laughing)

1902
01:14:38,569 --> 01:14:39,491
Open up my freezer.

1903
01:14:39,491 --> 01:14:40,833
So many steaks in the freezer of steaks.

1904
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:43,542
- A secondary freezer of steaks.
(players laughing)

1905
01:14:43,542 --> 01:14:45,180
- Anna has like labeled all of these,

1906
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,679
so it's like, laceration, prime rib.

1907
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:49,410
(players laughing)

1908
01:14:49,410 --> 01:14:51,510
- It's the cut and the
best place to apply it.

1909
01:14:51,510 --> 01:14:54,150
- [Brennan] Yeah, exactly.

1910
01:14:54,150 --> 01:14:56,370
- Just start, take gauze,
start wrapping frozen steaks

1911
01:14:56,370 --> 01:14:58,620
around The Fix's leg.

1912
01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:00,654
- I got this gash on my head too.

1913
01:15:00,654 --> 01:15:02,190
You can stitch that up for me?

1914
01:15:02,190 --> 01:15:04,656
- Yeah, man, I got it all.

1915
01:15:04,656 --> 01:15:05,730
Like between everything too,

1916
01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:07,957
I assume I'm still a little
beat up from the fight too,

1917
01:15:07,957 --> 01:15:09,990
so I'm just like putting
stuff on myself too.

1918
01:15:09,990 --> 01:15:12,930
It's just full on like
nursing the wounds in here.

1919
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:15,010
- I can't believe I found you guys.

1920
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:16,980
I got some stories to tell.

1921
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:19,380
Fuck, we're in trouble.

1922
01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:20,397
- Yeah?
- Well,

1923
01:15:20,397 --> 01:15:21,680
what kind of trouble?

1924
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,650
- He tells the story of
the man with the key.

1925
01:15:23,650 --> 01:15:26,270
- Full download, so
everything about M. Bition

1926
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:28,680
and this figure with this white key.

1927
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,362
- I have no idea who he is, but
I did shoot him in the chest

1928
01:15:31,362 --> 01:15:33,990
and absolutely nothing happened.

1929
01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:35,130
- Shit.

1930
01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:36,482
- That's what I said.

1931
01:15:36,482 --> 01:15:38,684
Well I didn't, I just
jumped out of a window.

1932
01:15:38,684 --> 01:15:39,580
- Shit.

1933
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,358
- Shit.
- [Trapp] Shit.

1934
01:15:41,358 --> 01:15:42,270
- Shit.

1935
01:15:42,270 --> 01:15:43,103
And then everybody.

1936
01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:44,610
But the shitting was separate.

1937
01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:45,443
- [Trapp] Got it.

1938
01:15:45,443 --> 01:15:47,477
- That was a different
thing, I did that though.

1939
01:15:47,477 --> 01:15:48,668
(players laughing)

1940
01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:49,800
- Oh, that was you.

1941
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,841
I saw it on the oculus, it was terrifying.

1942
01:15:52,841 --> 01:15:54,382
(players laughing)

1943
01:15:54,382 --> 01:15:56,472
- As all of you sort of
join back together here,

1944
01:15:56,472 --> 01:15:57,692
having talked about that vision,

1945
01:15:57,692 --> 01:16:01,020
give me a savvy of four, Dan.

1946
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:04,470
- Really did not put the right
points in the right places.

1947
01:16:04,470 --> 01:16:06,444
- A four!
(players cheering)

1948
01:16:06,444 --> 01:16:09,273
- A four and more. What do we got? Seven.

1949
01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:14,273
- You're looking at The Fix's sort of scar

1950
01:16:14,512 --> 01:16:17,700
and you're looking at the cut on his head.

1951
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:19,303
You're trying to remember
what Anastasia said

1952
01:16:19,303 --> 01:16:23,040
when she found that pain courier,

1953
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,050
like something doesn't start to add up,

1954
01:16:25,050 --> 01:16:27,128
and as you look at that cut,

1955
01:16:27,128 --> 01:16:31,278
you wonder how that blunt
force head trauma happened

1956
01:16:31,278 --> 01:16:34,011
you wonder how that blunt
force head trauma happened

1957
01:16:34,011 --> 01:16:36,844
specifically because as
you're looking at that cut

1958
01:16:36,844 --> 01:16:41,485
on The Fix, you feel a
weird symmetry somehow,

1959
01:16:41,485 --> 01:16:45,568
as though maybe,

1960
01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:48,584
just maybe the big guy was not clubbed

1961
01:16:48,584 --> 01:16:50,944
over the back of the head.

1962
01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:52,050
- Hm.

1963
01:16:52,050 --> 01:16:55,050
- You can't be sure, but in looking at it,

1964
01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:58,140
you think back to that
weird sensation you had

1965
01:16:58,140 --> 01:17:00,848
about why the fuck the big guy

1966
01:17:00,848 --> 01:17:03,681
had that grappling gun on his belt.

1967
01:17:06,350 --> 01:17:10,200
- It's clear that someone
you, from what you saw,

1968
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:14,683
The Fix, someone has used the
psychometer on the big guy.

1969
01:17:14,683 --> 01:17:15,780
- That's right.

1970
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:18,570
- Now I've been assuming
that someone pushed

1971
01:17:18,570 --> 01:17:21,150
Elias out the window,

1972
01:17:21,150 --> 01:17:24,990
but I wonder if he saw this threat coming

1973
01:17:24,990 --> 01:17:26,641
and maybe jumped out himself.

1974
01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:29,070
- Maybe he grabbed that gun and figured

1975
01:17:29,070 --> 01:17:30,516
I can get outta here.

1976
01:17:31,386 --> 01:17:32,219
It's the only way out.

1977
01:17:32,219 --> 01:17:33,060
- I mean that's what you did.

1978
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:36,030
- That's what I, I had the exact,

1979
01:17:36,030 --> 01:17:39,205
it was almost like I didn't
even make that decision.

1980
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,720
- Justin, what do you think?

1981
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:42,784
(Justin barks)

1982
01:17:42,784 --> 01:17:44,880
(players laughing)

1983
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:45,713
- Can't remember back.

1984
01:17:45,713 --> 01:17:49,410
Was there any like anything
else on the grappling gun?

1985
01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:51,450
Was there like blood
stains on it or anything?

1986
01:17:51,450 --> 01:17:53,487
Was it clean on his, like was it,

1987
01:17:53,487 --> 01:17:55,290
it just feels like something about that

1988
01:17:55,290 --> 01:17:56,952
seems a little weird.

1989
01:17:56,952 --> 01:17:58,890
- It seemed like something that was clean

1990
01:17:58,890 --> 01:18:00,390
but something that he didn't care.

1991
01:18:00,390 --> 01:18:02,287
Like he didn't have a holster for it,

1992
01:18:02,287 --> 01:18:03,120
so it seems like something that got

1993
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:07,011
hastily attached to the belt, right?

1994
01:18:07,011 --> 01:18:11,550
Like something that maybe was
a snap last minute decision

1995
01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:13,230
like quite recently.

1996
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,905
But I think, Hunch, on
speculating that idea of like,

1997
01:18:15,905 --> 01:18:18,621
But I think, Hunch, on
speculating that idea of like,

1998
01:18:18,621 --> 01:18:21,972
now wait a minute now we sort
of assumed that he got thrown

1999
01:18:21,972 --> 01:18:24,750
and we sort of assumed that we got that,

2000
01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:26,279
like thinking about why he got thrown,

2001
01:18:26,279 --> 01:18:28,803
give me a savvy of four.

2002
01:18:28,803 --> 01:18:29,636
- Okay.

2003
01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:33,038
- That is a...

2004
01:18:33,038 --> 01:18:34,246
10.
- 10.

2005
01:18:34,246 --> 01:18:36,572
As you think about it, you think like,

2006
01:18:36,572 --> 01:18:37,877
why did we arrive at the
conclusion that we were thrown

2007
01:18:37,877 --> 01:18:39,051
out of the window?

2008
01:18:39,051 --> 01:18:40,310
And you're like, well,
'cause we were looking up,

2009
01:18:40,310 --> 01:18:43,068
we were looking back up at the
thing and then suddenly you

2010
01:18:43,068 --> 01:18:45,450
realize that the information
you got way after that

2011
01:18:45,450 --> 01:18:49,783
was that Elias knew he had
a grappling gun on his belt.

2012
01:18:49,783 --> 01:18:53,542
What direction would you need
to turn as you were falling

2013
01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:55,320
in order to be able to...

2014
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,772
and so I think that there's
a moment where you're looking

2015
01:18:57,772 --> 01:19:00,037
at some of the pieces
start to add up for that.

2016
01:19:00,037 --> 01:19:02,550
But as you're saying, right, as you're-

2017
01:19:02,550 --> 01:19:04,020
- He's hitting his head against the glass

2018
01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:05,760
as he's fallen back, he's planning,

2019
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,779
he's going out the window planning

2020
01:19:07,779 --> 01:19:08,612
to use the grappling gun

2021
01:19:08,612 --> 01:19:10,710
- Which means that suddenly
this whole theory of like,

2022
01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:13,880
oh my god, he was thrown out the window.

2023
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:17,310
Suddenly there's a strange
moment of maybe you don't live

2024
01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:22,310
in the mind of someone who's
just a patsy and a wuss

2025
01:19:22,310 --> 01:19:23,918
who's been yelled at and beaten

2026
01:19:23,918 --> 01:19:25,410
and taken advantage of his whole life.

2027
01:19:25,410 --> 01:19:27,840
Maybe he lived in the mind of someone

2028
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:31,560
who saw some terrible fate
coming and dove headfirst

2029
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:34,680
through a window like his
sense of hyperfixation

2030
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,160
just did on his own mere minutes ago,

2031
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:41,040
which clarifies some things in this moment

2032
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:46,007
about the real present threat of...

2033
01:19:46,007 --> 01:19:47,773
that psychometer,

2034
01:19:47,773 --> 01:19:49,110
whatever that was able to do.

2035
01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:52,687
And obviously seeing that
white key in that room,

2036
01:19:52,687 --> 01:19:55,890
what you're aware of is that
like The Fix observed there,

2037
01:19:55,890 --> 01:19:58,508
the key is still here in the mind.

2038
01:19:58,508 --> 01:20:01,542
It's still moving around
and it kind of makes sense

2039
01:20:01,542 --> 01:20:03,553
that if this, you're all in bullet time,

2040
01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:05,160
you're just moving at the
speed of thought, right,

2041
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:09,347
that the effects of that
psychometer might still be-

2042
01:20:09,347 --> 01:20:11,713
- What did that that lady say?

2043
01:20:11,713 --> 01:20:15,168
I forget about his worst enemy.

2044
01:20:16,050 --> 01:20:18,060
Was I there?

2045
01:20:18,060 --> 01:20:20,513
I'm a little rattled in
the head, as you said.

2046
01:20:20,513 --> 01:20:21,894
- I put more steaks on there.

2047
01:20:21,894 --> 01:20:23,940
- Oh yes, the T-bone, please, yes.

2048
01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:27,120
- Oh, M. Bition, the DA said
he he's own worst enemy.

2049
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,566
- That'd be you to remember.

2050
01:20:28,566 --> 01:20:30,060
- And you also remember
seeing in that moment

2051
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:32,777
where this person was slashing at you.

2052
01:20:32,777 --> 01:20:36,117
Go ahead and give me another
savvy check, call this a four.

2053
01:20:36,117 --> 01:20:39,060
- [Freddie] All right,
I know where we are.

2054
01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:40,169
Oh, fuck me.

2055
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,400
It's a four.

2056
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:44,512
- You look back and you
remember in that moment

2057
01:20:44,512 --> 01:20:47,520
where your life was
flashing before your eyes,

2058
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,890
was coming for your throat.

2059
01:20:49,890 --> 01:20:51,690
Maybe it was not coming for your throat.

2060
01:20:51,690 --> 01:20:54,300
Maybe it was the figure looming.

2061
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,380
It was hard to tell with all that shadow.

2062
01:20:55,380 --> 01:20:58,950
Maybe it's coming for your chest, but why?

2063
01:20:58,950 --> 01:21:00,233
You probably assumed throat

2064
01:21:00,233 --> 01:21:02,910
'cause why would you try to hit
someone right in their ribs?

2065
01:21:02,910 --> 01:21:03,743
It's a weird,

2066
01:21:03,743 --> 01:21:06,090
that's the strongest part
of you to try to hit.

2067
01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:10,110
And then you remember
that look from the DA

2068
01:21:10,110 --> 01:21:14,653
and that weird little slit
over his chest, blinding white,

2069
01:21:14,653 --> 01:21:16,470
the same consistency as that key.

2070
01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:17,303
- Mm-hm.

2071
01:21:17,303 --> 01:21:21,360
- Do I remember when we
were looking at the book

2072
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,477
about the psychometry
project and there were all

2073
01:21:23,477 --> 01:21:25,260
these notes about safeguards.

2074
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:27,480
Do I remember anything
in there that was like,

2075
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:30,450
what are the actions to safeguard against,

2076
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:34,650
uses of the psychometer, or
to counteract the psychometer?

2077
01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:39,117
- Ooh, give me a, I would
say give me a savvy check

2078
01:21:39,117 --> 01:21:40,650
and we'll call this a five.

2079
01:21:40,650 --> 01:21:41,483
- Okay.

2080
01:21:44,790 --> 01:21:47,250
That is going to be a one.

2081
01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:48,560
No, a two.

2082
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,997
- Copy that.

2083
01:21:49,997 --> 01:21:51,600
- Can I make you win?

2084
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,620
- Oh, we could've done a planned action.

2085
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,940
- It's planned action, you could've-

2086
01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:55,860
- Sure, sorry, I totally forgot.

2087
01:21:55,860 --> 01:21:56,693
- No problem.

2088
01:21:56,693 --> 01:21:58,967
- We're doing so many snap judgements

2089
01:21:58,967 --> 01:22:00,240
Everyone's been shooting at us.

2090
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,950
It's like, oh right, planning things.

2091
01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:03,980
- As the relaxation comes back in

2092
01:22:03,980 --> 01:22:04,825
and you're in your office,

2093
01:22:04,825 --> 01:22:07,075
this is like a planned actions
kind of time right now.

2094
01:22:07,075 --> 01:22:08,340
- Great, cool, yeah, I'll just do that.

2095
01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:09,390
Let's do it as a planned action.

2096
01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:11,250
- You halve your skill.

2097
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:14,147
Look back through that savvy
and start thinking about that,

2098
01:22:14,147 --> 01:22:15,493
the curiosity there.

2099
01:22:15,493 --> 01:22:19,125
You remember a note, because
there was a long memory,

2100
01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:21,210
there's lots of bits and
pieces that you looked through.

2101
01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:25,775
There was a piece where in one
of those pieces of research,

2102
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:29,483
there was Elias' own journal on the desk,

2103
01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,299
and it said,

2104
01:22:31,299 --> 01:22:34,230
buy copper supplement.
(mysterious music)

2105
01:22:34,230 --> 01:22:37,967
And you look back through and realize

2106
01:22:37,967 --> 01:22:40,320
that there was something in
his sort of super science

2107
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,047
surrounding the psychometer in terms

2108
01:22:43,047 --> 01:22:45,630
of the safeguards against it

2109
01:22:45,630 --> 01:22:48,488
that what the machine
needed was copper filaments

2110
01:22:48,488 --> 01:22:51,090
through in the sort of
radial projecting device

2111
01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:53,640
that would keep it as
simply a mind-reading device

2112
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,560
rather than having the
potential to accidentally alter

2113
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:56,850
anything within there.

2114
01:22:56,850 --> 01:22:58,590
But you saw something
in his personal journal

2115
01:22:58,590 --> 01:23:00,630
about a copper supplement

2116
01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:04,728
and feel that there's a possibility

2117
01:23:04,728 --> 01:23:09,150
he may have started taking
steps to protect himself

2118
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:10,890
against exactly this.

2119
01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:13,350
So there's a possibility
that this psychometer

2120
01:23:13,350 --> 01:23:16,983
went off on him and he...

2121
01:23:16,983 --> 01:23:20,474
had just enough resistance maybe

2122
01:23:20,474 --> 01:23:23,400
to make a quick decision in the moment.

2123
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,340
And you think back to this white key.

2124
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:28,770
I think there's a possibility,

2125
01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:31,906
the question of a murder
of Norrell Ojiccle

2126
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:34,830
the question of a murder
of Norrell Ojiccle

2127
01:23:34,830 --> 01:23:39,285
and that piece of mental resistance.

2128
01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:43,590
Something happened at Cerebell Pacific

2129
01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:46,415
and there is still a white key floating

2130
01:23:46,415 --> 01:23:48,053
out in the city somewhere.

2131
01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:53,947
- So I relay all this to my
compatriots here and I say,

2132
01:23:53,947 --> 01:23:56,730
Sounds like there's maybe more,

2133
01:23:56,730 --> 01:24:00,060
more we might be able to
gather from that evidence cart

2134
01:24:00,060 --> 01:24:04,290
or from the Switchboard itself, but,

2135
01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:07,709
you know, last we saw Conrad,
he was on his way to jail

2136
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:10,380
so maybe we take a little
trip to the police station,

2137
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:14,060
see if we can get our way
into the evidence locker,

2138
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:16,680
maybe get Conrad out.

2139
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,570
I don't know, that's where
I'm thinking right now.

2140
01:24:18,570 --> 01:24:20,910
That's the best thought I got.

2141
01:24:20,910 --> 01:24:22,140
- I'll be honest with you.

2142
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:25,710
I'm not comfortable in the shoes

2143
01:24:25,710 --> 01:24:27,540
that I have been placed inside of.

2144
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:28,792
- I got something for that.

2145
01:24:28,792 --> 01:24:31,650
(players laughing)

2146
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:34,800
- Thank you, these got
some good heels on 'em.

2147
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:35,760
- I don't know, what do you guys think?

2148
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,851
Should we head to the police station?

2149
01:24:37,851 --> 01:24:39,960
- It seems we should not trust anybody.

2150
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,033
- Well, I don't think we're trusting them.

2151
01:24:42,033 --> 01:24:42,998
I think we're trying to get in there.

2152
01:24:42,998 --> 01:24:44,880
- Just overall, just wanted to say that.

2153
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,820
Sounded very cool.
- [Trapp] Yeah.

2154
01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:48,065
- You know.
- We shouldn't trust anybody,

2155
01:24:48,065 --> 01:24:51,360
we should move fast, and we
should not think too much

2156
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,710
'cause that doesn't seem to be helping.

2157
01:24:52,710 --> 01:24:54,455
- All right.
- [Freddie] Yes.

2158
01:24:54,455 --> 01:24:57,060
- There is something in
this city, it's moving.

2159
01:24:57,060 --> 01:24:58,410
Moving fast.
- If there's one thing I love,

2160
01:24:58,410 --> 01:25:01,156
it's moving without thinking.
(players laughing)

2161
01:25:01,156 --> 01:25:03,408
- I think it's taken control
of the district attorney

2162
01:25:03,408 --> 01:25:05,220
who was not a nice man to begin with,

2163
01:25:05,220 --> 01:25:07,800
but he looked at me with some
eyes that did not have him

2164
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,800
inside of them anymore and
they tried to do it to me!

2165
01:25:13,148 --> 01:25:15,240
And I think you all
would've been pretty fucked

2166
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,222
if that had happened.

2167
01:25:16,222 --> 01:25:20,371
(players laughing)

2168
01:25:20,371 --> 01:25:23,580
- I think your relationship
to the big guy's

2169
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:27,040
actual love of science,
like what he fixates on,

2170
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:31,012
I think that you recognize
certain like broad principles

2171
01:25:31,012 --> 01:25:33,105
of science and research and technology

2172
01:25:33,105 --> 01:25:35,892
of like following paths
of least resistance.

2173
01:25:35,892 --> 01:25:37,414
If you're gonna try to do
something technological,

2174
01:25:37,414 --> 01:25:39,662
try to do the thing that
is the most efficient,

2175
01:25:39,662 --> 01:25:42,593
the most fuel efficient, that
uses the least resources.

2176
01:25:42,593 --> 01:25:44,910
And thinking about Mentopolis,

2177
01:25:44,910 --> 01:25:48,716
the idea of trying to conjure an army,

2178
01:25:48,716 --> 01:25:51,065
the idea of trying to conjure an army,

2179
01:25:51,065 --> 01:25:55,560
a persona, conjure a full
thing that will like come in

2180
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:58,726
and wrest control of this city away

2181
01:25:58,726 --> 01:26:00,334
from Elias Hodge himself,

2182
01:26:00,334 --> 01:26:03,270
that would take a
tremendous amount of energy

2183
01:26:03,270 --> 01:26:06,053
rather than just finding
the parts of Elias Hodge

2184
01:26:06,053 --> 01:26:08,778
rather than just finding
the parts of Elias Hodge

2185
01:26:08,778 --> 01:26:13,082
that already kind of want to
do what you want him to do.

2186
01:26:13,082 --> 01:26:14,090
(Hank and Trapp mm-hming)

2187
01:26:14,090 --> 01:26:17,485
All of you stay there with your steaks on.

2188
01:26:17,485 --> 01:26:18,626
(players laughing)

2189
01:26:18,626 --> 01:26:22,185
- How fast can a steak fix a broken leg?

2190
01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:25,650
Like is that like a four-hour
thing, two hour thing?

2191
01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:29,310
- I'm gonna say, I'm gonna
ask for a sturdy check-

2192
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:31,980
- [Trapp] Sure.
- From our friend Hunch here.

2193
01:26:31,980 --> 01:26:34,680
We'll call it healing your
friends with cold steaks

2194
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:37,620
in 30 minutes flat.
- [Freddie] Or your money back.

2195
01:26:37,620 --> 01:26:39,750
- [Brennan] We'll call it a DC 12.

2196
01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,075
- Okay.
- [Hank] Oh, fuck.

2197
01:26:43,110 --> 01:26:45,058
- That is a 12.
(players cheering)

2198
01:26:45,058 --> 01:26:47,694
- Sorry, that is an 11.
(Trapp and Brennan laughing)

2199
01:26:47,694 --> 01:26:48,527
I thought I had a plus one in this,

2200
01:26:48,527 --> 01:26:50,550
that is just a flat 11, unless-

2201
01:26:50,550 --> 01:26:52,630
- Unless you wanna
think about the pep talk

2202
01:26:52,630 --> 01:26:54,660
I gave you about healing your friends.

2203
01:26:54,660 --> 01:26:56,343
- [Brennan] Let's do the pep-
- Pep talk.

2204
01:26:56,343 --> 01:26:58,568
(players rooting for a pep talk)

2205
01:26:58,568 --> 01:27:01,750
(Freddie and Trapp
imitating playing the harp)

2206
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,090
- You know.

2207
01:27:03,090 --> 01:27:05,293
- We're standing in front of a cow.

2208
01:27:05,293 --> 01:27:07,672
- You know, friends are a lot like steaks.

2209
01:27:07,672 --> 01:27:10,628
(players laughing)

2210
01:27:10,628 --> 01:27:11,718
- That's it.

2211
01:27:11,718 --> 01:27:12,883
(players laughing)

2212
01:27:12,883 --> 01:27:14,589
- A good friend is rare.

2213
01:27:14,589 --> 01:27:18,006
- [Freddie] There it is!
(group laughing and clapping)

2214
01:27:18,006 --> 01:27:20,176
- That's it, folks, for this season of-

2215
01:27:20,176 --> 01:27:21,552
(players laughing)

2216
01:27:21,552 --> 01:27:25,560
So you remember that in
these nice rare cold steaks.

2217
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:28,183
- Ah, yes.
Fix, I think each of you in this moment

2218
01:27:28,183 --> 01:27:29,658
having sort of put this together,
(tense music)

2219
01:27:29,658 --> 01:27:34,197
you realize that like the brain
is flooded with adrenaline

2220
01:27:34,197 --> 01:27:36,807
and there's tons of
hormones running around here

2221
01:27:36,807 --> 01:27:37,758
that have never happened before.

2222
01:27:37,758 --> 01:27:39,450
There's a possibility here.

2223
01:27:39,450 --> 01:27:40,980
The circumstances
couldn't be more extreme.

2224
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,810
The stress is so high.

2225
01:27:42,810 --> 01:27:47,047
Brains are very loathe to change.

2226
01:27:47,047 --> 01:27:51,660
Minds try to conserve and
rest and keep and maintain

2227
01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:55,163
as much as they can,
but you're in the thick

2228
01:27:55,163 --> 01:27:57,868
of the wildest experience
of the big guy's life

2229
01:27:57,868 --> 01:27:59,501
and there's a possibility,

2230
01:27:59,501 --> 01:28:02,217
maybe he'd come out on
the other side of this

2231
01:28:02,217 --> 01:28:04,050
a little bit different.

2232
01:28:04,050 --> 01:28:06,810
Maybe that's something
you get curious about.

2233
01:28:06,810 --> 01:28:10,830
Maybe that's something that
might even be pleasurable.

2234
01:28:10,830 --> 01:28:13,150
But it's certainly
something that deserves your

2235
01:28:13,150 --> 01:28:18,058
undivided fixation and you hear the bones

2236
01:28:18,058 --> 01:28:21,480
(crack) knit back together
and the three of you head out

2237
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,019
as Justin goes, (snarls)
we're gonna get 'em.

2238
01:28:25,019 --> 01:28:26,894
- Hey, hey.

2239
01:28:26,894 --> 01:28:27,969
You're my best friend.
(music cuts abruptly)

2240
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:30,600
(players laughing)

2241
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:31,962
- You're not mine, but I-

2242
01:28:31,962 --> 01:28:33,284
(players laughing)

2243
01:28:33,284 --> 01:28:35,393
- We just met, that's totally fair.

2244
01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:36,849
- I understand, but I do really-

2245
01:28:36,849 --> 01:28:38,160
- It felt right for the
moment that you should have a,

2246
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:41,497
it felt like if Conrad were
here, he would say that,

2247
01:28:41,497 --> 01:28:42,480
but it felt like you wanted to hear that.

2248
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:43,500
- By proxy, I really appreciate it.

2249
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,544
- Sure, yeah.
- Let's go!

2250
01:28:45,544 --> 01:28:46,680
(players laughing)

2251
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:49,590
You guys get in the car and take off.

2252
01:28:49,590 --> 01:28:52,737
The paddy wagon, who
would think to stop you?

2253
01:28:52,737 --> 01:28:55,873
A police vehicle moves
through Cortex City,

2254
01:28:55,873 --> 01:28:57,386
up through City Hall.

2255
01:28:57,386 --> 01:28:59,670
(players laughing at Conrad driving)

2256
01:28:59,670 --> 01:29:03,431
Go ahead and give me a sneak
check of like getting as far,

2257
01:29:03,431 --> 01:29:06,275
I wanna see how far you can
get towards the mayor's office.

2258
01:29:06,275 --> 01:29:07,186
- This is a drive check?

2259
01:29:07,186 --> 01:29:09,360
- [Brennan] This is a drive check, yeah.

2260
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:14,051
- Let's see, 17 plus two
plus three, so that's 22.

2261
01:29:14,051 --> 01:29:15,409
(players laughing)

2262
01:29:15,409 --> 01:29:16,500
- How close do we get?

2263
01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:18,494
- We are inside the mayor's office

2264
01:29:18,494 --> 01:29:19,770
at the top of the dome,
(players laughing)

2265
01:29:19,770 --> 01:29:23,557
and we see him going like,
(Trapp imitates crashing)

2266
01:29:23,557 --> 01:29:25,405
ah, yes, another day of papers

2267
01:29:25,405 --> 01:29:27,249
here in our glorious city of Mentop-

2268
01:29:27,249 --> 01:29:30,511
(Brennan makes crashing sound)
(players laughing)

2269
01:29:30,511 --> 01:29:33,420
He goes, Jesus Christ!
(players laughing)

2270
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,777
And all of you emerge from the vehicle.

2271
01:29:35,777 --> 01:29:39,082
Ivana opens the back door
to like the sort of offices

2272
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:41,713
you just come from and she
says, good luck in there.

2273
01:29:41,713 --> 01:29:43,860
I hold off the riffraff from bothering.

2274
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:45,517
And the rest of you are able to exit

2275
01:29:45,517 --> 01:29:46,902
out of the front of the vehicle.

2276
01:29:46,902 --> 01:29:50,487
Mayor Logic looks and
says, great googly moogly,

2277
01:29:50,487 --> 01:29:51,877
what's happening here?

2278
01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,487
- Mr. Mayor.

2279
01:29:54,487 --> 01:29:56,283
Hello, I'm Conrad Schintz.

2280
01:29:56,283 --> 01:30:00,599
This is A. Tension and
this is Imelda Pulse.

2281
01:30:00,599 --> 01:30:03,240
- Imelda Pulse! Your
parents are looking for you.

2282
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:05,910
They're some of my campaign's
biggest contributors.

2283
01:30:05,910 --> 01:30:09,390
- That's right, and this
little boy, he saved my life.

2284
01:30:09,390 --> 01:30:10,518
- Wow!

2285
01:30:10,518 --> 01:30:13,676
(players laughing)

2286
01:30:13,676 --> 01:30:16,740
- I don't know if we've
ever met before, Mayor,

2287
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:19,260
but you seem like a nice guy.

2288
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:20,880
We'd love to have a meeting with you.

2289
01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:22,948
- Well, if it's a meeting you want,

2290
01:30:22,948 --> 01:30:26,340
it's a meeting we must have
because you're important people

2291
01:30:26,340 --> 01:30:29,220
and when you're important,
you have to pay attention.

2292
01:30:29,220 --> 01:30:30,330
It makes sense!

2293
01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:32,580
- Yes, and you should also pay attention.

2294
01:30:32,580 --> 01:30:35,078
- Oh (chuckles), Ms. A. Tension,

2295
01:30:35,078 --> 01:30:36,570
thank you very much for the piece you ran

2296
01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:37,440
during the last election.

2297
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:39,869
I thought it was very tough, but fair.

2298
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,370
(players laughing)

2299
01:30:41,370 --> 01:30:44,760
- Oh, that's what they say
about me, tough, but fair.

2300
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,380
- Ah, they certainly do.

2301
01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:47,745
How is Mr. Focus?

2302
01:30:47,745 --> 01:30:48,930
You know, he's an old friend of mine,

2303
01:30:48,930 --> 01:30:50,730
the editor of your newspaper.

2304
01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:53,548
- He's great.

2305
01:30:53,548 --> 01:30:56,460
- Oh!
(players laughing)

2306
01:30:56,460 --> 01:30:59,190
- I've never worked for a more supportive

2307
01:30:59,190 --> 01:31:01,463
and illustrious boss before.

2308
01:31:01,463 --> 01:31:03,690
Really makes you feel like
you're part of a team.

2309
01:31:03,690 --> 01:31:06,340
And he does nothing but
speak very highly of you.

2310
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:08,250
I'll be sure to tell
him that you said hello.

2311
01:31:08,250 --> 01:31:10,650
- Oh, well, wonderful, please do.

2312
01:31:10,650 --> 01:31:13,892
Well, you've crashed
into my office, please,

2313
01:31:13,892 --> 01:31:14,970
(players laughing)

2314
01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:16,732
Pull up a chair, let's talk.

2315
01:31:16,732 --> 01:31:20,100
You have business you wanna
talk about, that's totally fine.

2316
01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:22,290
- Could I get an apple box for my chair?

2317
01:31:22,290 --> 01:31:23,253
- Oh, absolutely.

2318
01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:26,135
Lance, can we get an apple box?

2319
01:31:26,135 --> 01:31:27,630
Who's in there?

2320
01:31:27,630 --> 01:31:28,710
Nevermind, hold on.

2321
01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:30,327
Why don't you just sit in the big chair?

2322
01:31:30,327 --> 01:31:32,187
- Okay, oh, thank you, oh, the big chair.

2323
01:31:32,187 --> 01:31:34,919
(players laughing)

2324
01:31:34,919 --> 01:31:36,987
- He's so happy.
(players laughing)

2325
01:31:36,987 --> 01:31:38,167
- You see, he looks and says,

2326
01:31:38,167 --> 01:31:42,120
Now, I want to hear all the
facts straight and plain.

2327
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:46,290
You can always count on me
to be a dispassionate arbiter

2328
01:31:46,290 --> 01:31:50,160
of simple sense and
right honorable reason.

2329
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,592
Uh, I should warn you,

2330
01:31:52,592 --> 01:31:55,140
the highways in our city
have collapsed today,

2331
01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:56,820
all the phone lines are down,

2332
01:31:56,820 --> 01:31:59,040
and as you heard on the air raid sirens,

2333
01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:00,387
we've shit ourselves.

2334
01:32:00,387 --> 01:32:02,580
(players laughing)

2335
01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:06,279
So, I am just a skosh busy.

2336
01:32:06,279 --> 01:32:07,587
(players laughing)

2337
01:32:07,587 --> 01:32:08,850
- We'll just take a second.

2338
01:32:08,850 --> 01:32:11,970
- Conrad, you have quite the tale to tell.

2339
01:32:11,970 --> 01:32:16,770
- Well, as you know, Ms.
Pulse and I may have played

2340
01:32:16,770 --> 01:32:21,770
a role in having the big
guy take some action and-

2341
01:32:21,771 --> 01:32:23,580
- And I'd do it again.
- Wow.

2342
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:26,208
- But in a different way probably

2343
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,720
'cause after you've
done it the first time,

2344
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,730
the novelty kind of wears off.

2345
01:32:29,730 --> 01:32:30,563
- I understand.

2346
01:32:30,563 --> 01:32:33,712
So the the rumor going around is true.

2347
01:32:33,712 --> 01:32:36,630
You did have us use your
key at Cerebell Pacific

2348
01:32:36,630 --> 01:32:39,480
on the night of Norrell
Ojiccle's murder to-

2349
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:41,385
- Yes, that's right, that was me,

2350
01:32:41,385 --> 01:32:45,180
but I didn't murder Norrell
Ojiccle, that was somebody else.

2351
01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:46,693
- Do you have any idea
who it might've been?

2352
01:32:46,693 --> 01:32:49,220
- (confidently) I have no idea whatsoever.

2353
01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,733
Why is that my problem?

2354
01:32:50,733 --> 01:32:53,722
I'm just a humble citizen
of your town, sir.

2355
01:32:53,722 --> 01:32:56,473
- Well, you're a runaway heiress

2356
01:32:56,473 --> 01:32:59,700
who's the last person seen
at the scene of the crime

2357
01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:01,341
when a citizen was murdered.

2358
01:33:01,341 --> 01:33:02,250
- [Alex] Okay, yes, I-
- Again, my parents

2359
01:33:02,250 --> 01:33:04,067
give you a lot of money.

2360
01:33:04,067 --> 01:33:06,690
- Hey, I understand, but they'd
like to hear from you too.

2361
01:33:06,690 --> 01:33:08,763
Say, can I give them a
call and let them know

2362
01:33:08,763 --> 01:33:10,725
that you're you here?
- The phone lines are down.

2363
01:33:10,725 --> 01:33:12,022
- (laughs) Great point.

2364
01:33:12,022 --> 01:33:14,053
(players laughing)

2365
01:33:14,053 --> 01:33:15,200
- It makes sense.

2366
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,100
(players laughing)

2367
01:33:17,100 --> 01:33:17,933
- Ergo.

2368
01:33:18,780 --> 01:33:20,220
- Mr. Mayor, I know we're confessing

2369
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,750
to maybe a lot of crimes here,

2370
01:33:21,750 --> 01:33:25,085
but I thought it just might
be nice to come direct to you

2371
01:33:25,085 --> 01:33:27,170
and see what could be done about it.

2372
01:33:27,170 --> 01:33:29,790
It seems like the big guy
might be in a lot of trouble,

2373
01:33:29,790 --> 01:33:33,060
but maybe he also has a plan.

2374
01:33:33,060 --> 01:33:36,090
We just, we thought we'd come to you

2375
01:33:36,090 --> 01:33:37,110
so we can work together

2376
01:33:37,110 --> 01:33:40,707
to make the most sense of everything.

2377
01:33:40,707 --> 01:33:43,543
- Ah, well, if it's making sense you want,

2378
01:33:43,543 --> 01:33:46,440
then that's exactly what
we should do right now.

2379
01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:49,327
I wanna thank you for
bringing this to my attention.

2380
01:33:49,327 --> 01:33:51,120
Now, it seems like you've
got a little bit more intel

2381
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:51,953
than I have.

2382
01:33:51,953 --> 01:33:53,730
I've been cooped up here
in City Hall all day

2383
01:33:53,730 --> 01:33:55,567
and by the look of this vehicle,

2384
01:33:55,567 --> 01:33:56,730
it seems like you've been running around.

2385
01:33:56,730 --> 01:33:58,356
You've stolen a police vehicle.

2386
01:33:58,356 --> 01:33:59,490
(players laughing)

2387
01:33:59,490 --> 01:34:02,490
- Well, technically we
just, stealing it is a bit-

2388
01:34:02,490 --> 01:34:04,860
we were in the police vehicle already.

2389
01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:07,286
How can you steal something
that you're already in,

2390
01:34:07,286 --> 01:34:08,119
you know what I mean?

2391
01:34:08,119 --> 01:34:10,030
- [Brennan] So you didn't steal the keys?

2392
01:34:10,030 --> 01:34:11,702
- It's not stealing if someone

2393
01:34:11,702 --> 01:34:13,290
gives them to you voluntarily.

2394
01:34:13,290 --> 01:34:16,140
- A police officer gave you
the keys to the squad car.

2395
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:18,608
- Goddamn right.
- Oh, incredible.

2396
01:34:18,608 --> 01:34:21,750
Well, you ladies are truly impressive.

2397
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:24,475
Now, you said we were in trouble.

2398
01:34:24,475 --> 01:34:28,032
- Yes, so we are currently
somewhere in the sky.

2399
01:34:28,032 --> 01:34:28,865
- Mm.

2400
01:34:28,865 --> 01:34:30,570
- [Freddie] You're in the the sky.
- You have an oculus?

2401
01:34:30,570 --> 01:34:33,917
- I don't.
- Oh, well, do we have one?

2402
01:34:33,917 --> 01:34:36,840
- Uh, no, I think-
- [Danielle] The boys.

2403
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:38,212
- [Siobhan] Curio has it.
- [Brennan] Ah.

2404
01:34:38,212 --> 01:34:40,499
- Well...
- Well it's all right,

2405
01:34:40,499 --> 01:34:43,033
I'll take your word for
it, what's the situation?

2406
01:34:43,033 --> 01:34:45,930
- So we have been thrown out a window

2407
01:34:45,930 --> 01:34:48,480
and we have a grappling gun

2408
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:51,572
and we've just shit ourselves,
and you know, I'm just a kid,

2409
01:34:51,572 --> 01:34:54,046
and we've just shit ourselves,
and you know, I'm just a kid,

2410
01:34:54,046 --> 01:34:56,520
so I'm not exactly sure what
next steps are after this,

2411
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:59,268
but maybe you would be
able to logic it out.

2412
01:34:59,268 --> 01:35:01,809
but maybe you would be
able to logic it out.

2413
01:35:01,809 --> 01:35:04,890
- Well, listen, they don't
call me Leon Logic for nothing.

2414
01:35:04,890 --> 01:35:07,380
So we gotta take the facts and figure out

2415
01:35:07,380 --> 01:35:09,030
the right decision to make.

2416
01:35:09,030 --> 01:35:11,190
Now, let's take a look.

2417
01:35:11,190 --> 01:35:12,690
You said we've been thrown out a window,

2418
01:35:12,690 --> 01:35:15,816
so we're falling to our
death, now that's bad.

2419
01:35:15,816 --> 01:35:17,220
We've also got a grappling gun.

2420
01:35:17,220 --> 01:35:18,900
Now if we fire that grappling gun-

2421
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:19,950
- We did.

2422
01:35:19,950 --> 01:35:22,860
- Well, all right, we
fired the grappling gun.

2423
01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:25,830
Now, that gun's going up into the air.

2424
01:35:25,830 --> 01:35:29,580
Now, if we were to use
that gun to swing in

2425
01:35:29,580 --> 01:35:32,100
to something else, we could hit a wall

2426
01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:34,445
and that could kill us and we would die,

2427
01:35:34,445 --> 01:35:36,000
so we don't wanna do that,

2428
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,783
but obviously if we let
go of the grappling gun

2429
01:35:38,783 --> 01:35:41,337
to avoid smacking into a wall,

2430
01:35:41,337 --> 01:35:43,157
(laughs) we're gonna fall to our death.

2431
01:35:43,157 --> 01:35:44,657
We don't want that.

2432
01:35:44,657 --> 01:35:45,607
- No.
Now it's possible

2433
01:35:45,607 --> 01:35:47,889
that we could start climbing up the rope

2434
01:35:47,889 --> 01:35:51,960
while we're slinging, but if
we do that, then our hands,

2435
01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:54,488
you know, they're gonna pull
with the centrifical force

2436
01:35:54,488 --> 01:35:56,940
of the rope and we'll get
rope burn on our hands

2437
01:35:56,940 --> 01:35:58,920
and that's the last thing you want.

2438
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:02,060
So, as we're-
- Second to last.

2439
01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:04,320
(players laughing)

2440
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,680
- He goes, now, let's say that we go in

2441
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,570
and we pick the wrong
window to crash through,

2442
01:36:09,570 --> 01:36:12,362
right assuming we hit a window at all.

2443
01:36:12,362 --> 01:36:14,940
Let's say there's goons in
the other side of that window.

2444
01:36:14,940 --> 01:36:17,845
Now if there's goons there,
we're as good as cooked.

2445
01:36:17,845 --> 01:36:20,280
And if that happens, boy,
that's a lot of trouble,

2446
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:22,152
so that's the last thing we want.

2447
01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:23,502
(players laughing)

2448
01:36:23,502 --> 01:36:24,600
- I'm starting to get a sense

2449
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:29,340
that there's a lot of last
things we wanna do here.

2450
01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:30,633
- So you're saying logically

2451
01:36:30,633 --> 01:36:33,308
we just wanna stay suspended in midair.

2452
01:36:33,308 --> 01:36:37,740
- The best thing that could
happen would be if everything

2453
01:36:37,740 --> 01:36:40,432
in the world were to stop.

2454
01:36:40,432 --> 01:36:42,090
(players laughing)

2455
01:36:42,090 --> 01:36:44,700
- Do you know how to make that happen?

2456
01:36:44,700 --> 01:36:48,421
- Well, I know hundreds of
ways to make it not happen.

2457
01:36:48,421 --> 01:36:50,940
(players laughing)

2458
01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:53,460
- I'm beginning to think
we need a new mayor.

2459
01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:55,950
- Oh, whoa, whoa, hold on, Ms. Pulse.
(chill, upbeat music)

2460
01:36:55,950 --> 01:36:59,640
Listen, Leon Logic is
the mayor for the people.

2461
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:02,873
It makes sense, so that's obviously, look,

2462
01:37:02,873 --> 01:37:04,766
let me- let me ask a question here.

2463
01:37:04,766 --> 01:37:08,280
Given that this whole thing was your plan,

2464
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:11,460
what was the plan given this heroic act

2465
01:37:11,460 --> 01:37:14,040
of stealing the papers?

2466
01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:17,190
- Oh, well- well, I don't, I don't,

2467
01:37:17,190 --> 01:37:19,148
I wouldn't say exactly the we had a plan.

2468
01:37:19,148 --> 01:37:21,827
- I didn't even know
Ms. Pulse before that.

2469
01:37:21,827 --> 01:37:24,127
- I didn't even know Conrad before.
(players laughing)

2470
01:37:24,127 --> 01:37:25,490
- I wasn't involved in this part at all.

2471
01:37:25,490 --> 01:37:27,480
- I know, I'm meeting Conrad
for the first time here

2472
01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:29,515
as well, so we're all meeting
Conrad for the first time.

2473
01:37:29,515 --> 01:37:31,470
- No, I just thought like, you know,

2474
01:37:31,470 --> 01:37:35,605
I'm ready to speak up and I
should speak to who's in charge

2475
01:37:35,605 --> 01:37:37,745
and then maybe we can
make some real change.

2476
01:37:37,745 --> 01:37:41,070
- So you speak up and you
get on a soapbox and you ask

2477
01:37:41,070 --> 01:37:43,020
for a change and then the change happens

2478
01:37:43,020 --> 01:37:45,030
and it throws the entire city into danger

2479
01:37:45,030 --> 01:37:47,452
and then we come to old
Mayor Logic to clean it up,

2480
01:37:47,452 --> 01:37:48,600
is that right?
- Oh no.

2481
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:53,310
- Well, no, but yes, but
sometimes you gotta make a change

2482
01:37:53,310 --> 01:37:54,720
to make a change.

2483
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:57,720
- And other times making any change at all

2484
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,000
hurls us into the heart of peril.

2485
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,440
- [Siobhan] Well...
- Conrad has started backing

2486
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:04,279
back towards the squad car.
(players laughing)

2487
01:38:04,279 --> 01:38:06,078
- [Brennan] Mayor Logic, (laughing)

2488
01:38:06,078 --> 01:38:08,040
- Mayor Logic, we have
already gotten to the point

2489
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:11,030
where we are suspended in
midair and covered in shit.

2490
01:38:11,030 --> 01:38:12,513
So at this point, we
just have to figure out

2491
01:38:12,513 --> 01:38:13,410
what our next steps are.

2492
01:38:13,410 --> 01:38:15,048
We cannot go back in time.

2493
01:38:15,048 --> 01:38:17,330
- Ms. Tension, I hear you loud and clear.

2494
01:38:17,330 --> 01:38:19,357
Every next step as I've
described it contains

2495
01:38:19,357 --> 01:38:23,293
the possibility of absolute
destruction, all right?

2496
01:38:23,293 --> 01:38:25,396
Sometimes when you are the mayor,

2497
01:38:25,396 --> 01:38:28,371
people throw situations at you

2498
01:38:28,371 --> 01:38:31,800
that mean every possible
decision leaves you

2499
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:34,710
as screwed as you've ever
been, just like the ice skates.

2500
01:38:34,710 --> 01:38:37,476
- Oh wait, show us your chest.

2501
01:38:37,476 --> 01:38:39,769
(players laughing)

2502
01:38:39,769 --> 01:38:41,351
Show us your chest.

2503
01:38:41,351 --> 01:38:42,847
- [Hank] I don't think
you know about that.

2504
01:38:42,847 --> 01:38:44,739
(players laughing)

2505
01:38:44,739 --> 01:38:47,160
- As he looks and goes, as
you say, sir, let us see,

2506
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:49,793
he goes, (gasps) (freezes)

2507
01:38:49,793 --> 01:38:53,160
(all gasping)

2508
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,175
- Conrad like sort of
scampers up and jumps up.

2509
01:38:56,175 --> 01:38:59,250
- You jump, you pull his
white bow tie and pull it down

2510
01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:01,605
and reveal a big F.

2511
01:39:01,605 --> 01:39:04,551
- Oh, you frozen motherfucker.

2512
01:39:05,613 --> 01:39:08,711
- (frozen) Don't. Do. Anything.

2513
01:39:08,711 --> 01:39:10,476
- You don't make sense at all!

2514
01:39:10,476 --> 01:39:11,735
(players laughing)

2515
01:39:11,735 --> 01:39:15,402
- I make tons of sense, I'm
a totally valid response.

2516
01:39:15,402 --> 01:39:18,096
- I take the frozen
vodka that I still have

2517
01:39:18,096 --> 01:39:20,010
and hit him across the face with it.

2518
01:39:20,010 --> 01:39:22,465
- Pow! The vodka sort of, he goes.

2519
01:39:22,465 --> 01:39:24,102
- No, my vodka!

2520
01:39:24,102 --> 01:39:25,801
(players laughing)

2521
01:39:25,801 --> 01:39:28,290
- How did you know to look for that F?

2522
01:39:28,290 --> 01:39:31,135
- I didn't even hear the part
where you said ice skates.

2523
01:39:31,135 --> 01:39:33,960
You just seem like you're
not gonna do anything

2524
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:37,140
and I know you, you said you
don't know me and you lied.

2525
01:39:37,140 --> 01:39:39,780
We know each other.

2526
01:39:39,780 --> 01:39:42,780
- Yeah, that's right, I
know you well enough, kid.

2527
01:39:42,780 --> 01:39:44,339
I know you just fine.

2528
01:39:44,339 --> 01:39:45,480
(tense piano music)

2529
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:49,575
You're the reason that
we almost died out there

2530
01:39:49,575 --> 01:39:51,510
and we got that big hideous scar

2531
01:39:51,510 --> 01:39:52,890
across the front of our face.

2532
01:39:52,890 --> 01:39:54,480
Everybody laughed at us.

2533
01:39:54,480 --> 01:39:56,610
That big kid came right on over.

2534
01:39:56,610 --> 01:39:58,290
When has standing up for right

2535
01:39:58,290 --> 01:40:00,750
ever done anything for
anybody in this town?

2536
01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:03,390
- So you've been running
this town ever since.

2537
01:40:03,390 --> 01:40:04,537
- You hear a noise.

2538
01:40:04,537 --> 01:40:06,210
Coming out of the squad
car and you see Ivana

2539
01:40:06,210 --> 01:40:08,994
walk in and go, (gasps)

2540
01:40:08,994 --> 01:40:10,135
brother.

2541
01:40:10,135 --> 01:40:15,128
He looks and says, well, after that day,

2542
01:40:18,510 --> 01:40:21,496
when we had that big fight,

2543
01:40:22,694 --> 01:40:26,088
we tried to stand up for
the big guy's sister.

2544
01:40:27,453 --> 01:40:31,770
You know, my sister took
the reins and we mouthed off

2545
01:40:31,770 --> 01:40:35,252
and everyone started laughing
and our sister ran away

2546
01:40:35,252 --> 01:40:37,955
and she was so mad at us.

2547
01:40:37,955 --> 01:40:40,380
And then that big kid came
over and took our skates,

2548
01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:42,072
clobbered us over the head,

2549
01:40:42,072 --> 01:40:44,047
and of course I said I should drive

2550
01:40:44,047 --> 01:40:45,993
'cause the last time my sister drove

2551
01:40:45,993 --> 01:40:47,640
it started the whole
thing in the first place

2552
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:49,399
because she listened to you!

2553
01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,345
So I did.

2554
01:40:54,183 --> 01:40:56,983
I put my key in 'cause he was
coming right for us and I,

2555
01:40:58,398 --> 01:41:00,450
you know, if we charged him

2556
01:41:00,450 --> 01:41:02,340
then maybe he hits us even harder,

2557
01:41:02,340 --> 01:41:04,680
and if we run away, maybe
people laugh at us more

2558
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:08,537
and there's just so many
wr- wrong choices to make.

2559
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:12,570
- Hey, you did the best you could.

2560
01:41:12,570 --> 01:41:14,790
- You're a valid response,

2561
01:41:14,790 --> 01:41:19,122
but I cannot stress this
enough, not for right now.

2562
01:41:19,122 --> 01:41:21,960
(players laughing)

2563
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:24,390
- He says, I figured
no one would ever vote

2564
01:41:24,390 --> 01:41:29,100
for a Mayor Freeze so I
changed my name to Leon Logic,

2565
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:32,606
'cause after all, I'm pretty good at,

2566
01:41:32,606 --> 01:41:34,898
thinking about what might happen.

2567
01:41:35,940 --> 01:41:37,830
He takes his little top hat off.

2568
01:41:37,830 --> 01:41:39,317
Truth be told,

2569
01:41:39,317 --> 01:41:40,823
there's been so many
people that have been happy

2570
01:41:40,823 --> 01:41:43,110
to have a lousy man
like me running around.

2571
01:41:43,110 --> 01:41:45,226
I know there's people
that have been glad to

2572
01:41:45,226 --> 01:41:46,906
run roughshod over me.

2573
01:41:48,150 --> 01:41:51,420
You see Ivana just sort
of shakes her head.

2574
01:41:51,420 --> 01:41:56,166
Leon looks and says, so what.

2575
01:41:56,166 --> 01:41:57,030
Falling out of the sky?

2576
01:41:57,030 --> 01:41:59,280
We have time to hold a citywide election?

2577
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:02,469
I doubt it.
- No.

2578
01:42:02,469 --> 01:42:03,310
- No.

2579
01:42:03,310 --> 01:42:06,240
- So there's no mayor other than me.

2580
01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,880
The only things I can think
of are what might go wrong.

2581
01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:12,480
- What if you continue to think
about what might go wrong,

2582
01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:15,551
what would go wrong if we did nothing?

2583
01:42:16,934 --> 01:42:18,160
(Brennan imitating freezing)

2584
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:20,250
- You see he freezes up.
(players laughing)

2585
01:42:20,250 --> 01:42:24,386
He says, If we do nothing, then, then...

2586
01:42:25,980 --> 01:42:28,800
You see he looks around,

2587
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:32,419
he goes over to the mayor's thing

2588
01:42:32,419 --> 01:42:34,498
and you see that he opens up his desk.
(wooden drawer sliding open)

2589
01:42:34,498 --> 01:42:38,098
He says, you said we fired
that grappling gun already?

2590
01:42:38,098 --> 01:42:39,081
- Mm-hmm.
- [Danielle] Mm-hmm.

2591
01:42:40,507 --> 01:42:44,070
- It hits the roof, we're gonna swing.

2592
01:42:44,070 --> 01:42:46,741
If we hit cement, that's it.

2593
01:42:48,853 --> 01:42:52,320
But if we, if we hit a window

2594
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:55,200
and there's no goons on
the other side of it,

2595
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:59,550
and it's a room relatively safe.

2596
01:42:59,550 --> 01:43:01,260
- It's a soft window.

2597
01:43:01,260 --> 01:43:02,730
- And it's a soft window.

2598
01:43:02,730 --> 01:43:03,796
(players laughing softly)

2599
01:43:03,796 --> 01:43:04,872
- You're not here.

2600
01:43:04,872 --> 01:43:06,030
(players laughing)

2601
01:43:06,030 --> 01:43:10,020
- Then maybe, oh, that's awful scary.

2602
01:43:10,020 --> 01:43:13,739
- Conrad goes, this worked
once before, and punches

2603
01:43:13,739 --> 01:43:16,641
the mayor.
(players laughing)

2604
01:43:16,641 --> 01:43:18,377
- You punch him in the stomach and he goes

2605
01:43:18,377 --> 01:43:21,210
(regurgitates) and the
key pops out of his mouth.

2606
01:43:21,210 --> 01:43:22,380
Holy moly.

2607
01:43:22,380 --> 01:43:23,700
Holds the key.

2608
01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:28,290
He takes his desk and he
says, I don't have an oculus.

2609
01:43:28,290 --> 01:43:31,365
I'm terrified, but,

2610
01:43:34,110 --> 01:43:36,540
what do you think the
odds are, Ms. Tension,

2611
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:38,550
that we're headed towards
a window right now?

2612
01:43:38,550 --> 01:43:40,380
- Considering the
circumference of the building,

2613
01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:42,030
considering how large the windows are

2614
01:43:42,030 --> 01:43:44,640
and their perceived softness,
(players snickering)

2615
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:48,450
I would guess that we
are at about 85% chance

2616
01:43:48,450 --> 01:43:49,625
of hitting a window.

2617
01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:51,249
(cool tense music)

2618
01:43:51,249 --> 01:43:52,613
- (whispering) 85% chance.

2619
01:43:52,613 --> 01:43:53,811
- 90%.

2620
01:43:53,811 --> 01:43:56,430
(players laughing)

2621
01:43:56,430 --> 01:43:58,630
- You see, he looks
over at Conrad and goes,

2622
01:43:59,691 --> 01:44:02,117
I don't know kid, you think
this is the right thing to do?

2623
01:44:03,559 --> 01:44:04,392
- I do.

2624
01:44:05,340 --> 01:44:06,173
- He puts the-

2625
01:44:06,173 --> 01:44:08,211
- Wait, wait, just to
clarify, what were you saying?

2626
01:44:08,211 --> 01:44:10,903
Is it the right? What? (laughing)

2627
01:44:10,903 --> 01:44:12,153
- What are we doing?

2628
01:44:12,153 --> 01:44:15,065
- You see he takes the key, turns it,

2629
01:44:15,065 --> 01:44:18,122
there's a little microphone
on his desk and he says,

2630
01:44:18,122 --> 01:44:20,070
well, if we're gonna freeze,

2631
01:44:20,070 --> 01:44:23,160
let's at least try to freeze
in a way that's useful.

2632
01:44:23,160 --> 01:44:25,283
This is Mayor Logic.

2633
01:44:27,412 --> 01:44:31,048
I guess just Mayor Leon for now.

2634
01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:35,520
I'd like to send an emergency missive

2635
01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:38,520
to the waist, hips, legs and feet.

2636
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:40,890
Freeze up as hard as you can.

2637
01:44:40,890 --> 01:44:44,583
Go erect, point it out
forward towards the building.

2638
01:44:44,583 --> 01:44:46,170
Freeze up and freeze hard.

2639
01:44:46,170 --> 01:44:49,080
And you see sort of
like signals lighting up

2640
01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:52,470
and as the big guy is
swinging towards the window,

2641
01:44:52,470 --> 01:44:55,380
those legs and feet freeze up

2642
01:44:55,380 --> 01:44:58,903
and you see that suddenly there
is a (imitating exploding)

2643
01:44:58,903 --> 01:45:00,960
a big alarm goes out throughout the city

2644
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:03,540
and you can hear the intercom.

2645
01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:04,867
Deputy Chief of Staff Lance goes,

2646
01:45:04,867 --> 01:45:08,215
boss, we got more trains
coming in at Oblongata Station.

2647
01:45:08,215 --> 01:45:10,920
Looks like there's some,
too many pain couriers

2648
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:13,890
for shock troops to stop
coming in from the feet.

2649
01:45:13,890 --> 01:45:16,612
And you see he says, how many exactly?

2650
01:45:16,612 --> 01:45:19,501
I might have overstated the level of risk.

2651
01:45:20,396 --> 01:45:23,240
There's a couple. There's a couple.
(players laughing)

2652
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:25,770
But we might have some
shattered glass on our ankles.

2653
01:45:25,770 --> 01:45:29,280
And you see Mayor Logic leaps up and yeah!

2654
01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:31,653
ha! It was a window!

2655
01:45:31,653 --> 01:45:33,108
It was a window.

2656
01:45:33,108 --> 01:45:35,100
We froze up the legs and
we kicked through a window.

2657
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,510
- Doesn't that feel good?

2658
01:45:36,510 --> 01:45:38,262
- Yes!

2659
01:45:38,262 --> 01:45:41,900
Yes! And you see Ivana goes
and just like hugs her brother,

2660
01:45:41,900 --> 01:45:43,521
goes, I could kill you.

2661
01:45:43,521 --> 01:45:45,478
(players laughing)

2662
01:45:45,478 --> 01:45:47,640
- Oh, great job, that's fantastic.

2663
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:51,161
It was only like 45%, maybe 30.

2664
01:45:51,161 --> 01:45:52,470
- What?!
(players laughing)

2665
01:45:52,470 --> 01:45:56,133
- Fully a block of ice. Freezes up.
(players laughing)

2666
01:45:56,133 --> 01:45:57,570
What do you guys all
do here in the mayor's-

2667
01:45:57,570 --> 01:46:00,360
You see that Ivana like puts
her brother in a block of ice

2668
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:02,954
on her back and says,

2669
01:46:02,954 --> 01:46:06,540
okay, well, we know that big guy is safe.

2670
01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:08,052
He smashed through window.

2671
01:46:08,052 --> 01:46:09,540
Where now we go?

2672
01:46:09,540 --> 01:46:10,923
- Oh, I don't think he's safe yet.

2673
01:46:10,923 --> 01:46:12,510
I think we gotta get outta here.

2674
01:46:12,510 --> 01:46:15,533
- Oh, you know, who would really be great

2675
01:46:15,533 --> 01:46:17,100
at helping us get out of here.

2676
01:46:17,100 --> 01:46:18,960
My sister, wherever she is.
- Oh, Flight?

2677
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:21,213
- Flight, if we can find
her, yeah, for sure,

2678
01:46:21,213 --> 01:46:22,410
but for now, we should
get out of City Hall.

2679
01:46:22,410 --> 01:46:23,340
We crash police vehicle.

2680
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:25,200
- Sure. Sure. Sure.
(players laughing)

2681
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:26,375
- You guys take off.

2682
01:46:26,375 --> 01:46:31,216
We have our friends
Hunch, Fucks, and The Fix.

2683
01:46:31,216 --> 01:46:33,691
Hunch, Fucks, and Fix roll up

2684
01:46:33,691 --> 01:46:35,441
with Justin the dog.
- And Justin.

2685
01:46:35,441 --> 01:46:39,180
- Outside of the massive police precinct,

2686
01:46:39,180 --> 01:46:40,710
you see instead of protect and serve,
(snooping music)

2687
01:46:40,710 --> 01:46:43,899
it says "to control and regulate."

2688
01:46:43,899 --> 01:46:45,450
What do you do as you get closer?

2689
01:46:45,450 --> 01:46:47,270
- Well they're definitely here.

2690
01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:48,161
(players laughing)

2691
01:46:48,161 --> 01:46:50,250
- Look, it's the last place
they said they were going.

2692
01:46:50,250 --> 01:46:51,741
I see no reason why

2693
01:46:51,741 --> 01:46:52,574
they wouldn't be here.
- [Freddie] We have to just

2694
01:46:52,574 --> 01:46:53,407
go off of what they're saying.
- Looks like you fellas

2695
01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:55,445
are always right about stuff.

2696
01:46:55,445 --> 01:46:57,169
(players laughing)

2697
01:46:57,169 --> 01:46:59,820
- Here's what I wanna do 'cause
we all know how slick I am.

2698
01:46:59,820 --> 01:47:00,750
- Yes.

2699
01:47:00,750 --> 01:47:03,510
- Last they saw me, I
said I was taking you in.

2700
01:47:03,510 --> 01:47:05,676
Now I've done that, I've fixed you up,

2701
01:47:05,676 --> 01:47:06,526
and I think it's time to

2702
01:47:06,526 --> 01:47:08,648
take you into the police
station and maybe process

2703
01:47:08,648 --> 01:47:11,127
some of the contraband on you for evidence

2704
01:47:11,127 --> 01:47:13,050
so we can go to the evidence locker.

2705
01:47:13,050 --> 01:47:15,240
It's using you as bait, and
of course that's assuming

2706
01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:19,658
that my very slick skills
come through in a pinch here.

2707
01:47:19,658 --> 01:47:21,600
- And I suppose it's normal
for you to have a dog

2708
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:23,790
and a very large bodyguard with you.

2709
01:47:23,790 --> 01:47:25,190
- Listen...

2710
01:47:25,190 --> 01:47:26,339
I'm curious!

2711
01:47:26,339 --> 01:47:27,840
(players laughing)

2712
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:30,180
I do all kinds of crazy things.

2713
01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:31,950
- What do you do as you
approach the precinct?

2714
01:47:31,950 --> 01:47:34,560
- So, I'm sort of like manhandling,
- [Freddie] Fake.

2715
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:39,240
- Fake manhandling Dan Fucks
here I come into the station

2716
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,517
and I'm sort of doing the hello, hi.

2717
01:47:41,517 --> 01:47:43,020
- Unhand me you rapscallion.

2718
01:47:43,020 --> 01:47:44,653
- Yeah, shut up, Fucks.
- Ugh!

2719
01:47:44,653 --> 01:47:45,934
(players laughing)

2720
01:47:45,934 --> 01:47:48,227
- You see that there's sort
of a desk sergeant who goes,

2721
01:47:48,227 --> 01:47:51,030
well, well, well, if it isn't Hunch Curio.

2722
01:47:51,030 --> 01:47:54,208
When's the last time you
walked a perp in here?

2723
01:47:54,208 --> 01:47:56,505
- (laughs) I think we
all remember that case.

2724
01:47:56,505 --> 01:47:59,120
The case of what did I
come into this room for?

2725
01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:03,928
(players laughing)

2726
01:48:03,928 --> 01:48:06,494
(players laughing)

2727
01:48:06,494 --> 01:48:09,480
- Yeah, you put down some
pretty big ones, Curio.

2728
01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:10,500
- That's right.
- That's for sure.

2729
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:13,392
You see that, they say, all
right, what's your name, sailor?

2730
01:48:13,392 --> 01:48:16,534
You see that, they say, all
right, what's your name, sailor?

2731
01:48:16,534 --> 01:48:18,327
- Daniel. Fucks.

2732
01:48:18,327 --> 01:48:19,935
Spelled the way you think.

2733
01:48:20,970 --> 01:48:22,080
- F-U-C-K-S?

2734
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:22,913
- Sure!

2735
01:48:22,913 --> 01:48:26,001
- Okay, that's the word I'm thinking of.

2736
01:48:26,001 --> 01:48:28,734
- Well, listen-
- You dirty, dirty man.

2737
01:48:28,734 --> 01:48:30,482
- The big guy here and
the bloodhound helped me

2738
01:48:30,482 --> 01:48:31,872
track down Fucks here.

2739
01:48:31,872 --> 01:48:32,798
He had a lot of contraband.

2740
01:48:32,798 --> 01:48:34,805
I'm gonna have to process
that in to evidence

2741
01:48:34,805 --> 01:48:35,638
if you don't mind.

2742
01:48:35,638 --> 01:48:37,902
- Go ahead and give me a slick check

2743
01:48:37,902 --> 01:48:39,252
if you would be so kind.
- I need to be very clear.

2744
01:48:39,252 --> 01:48:40,680
When I said I had great vick- slick,

2745
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:42,450
I was of course being hyperbolic.

2746
01:48:42,450 --> 01:48:44,670
I am absolute garbage at this.

2747
01:48:44,670 --> 01:48:47,520
- Call it a difficulty of seven.

2748
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:48,606
- (lacking confidence) Okay.

2749
01:48:48,606 --> 01:48:51,189
- Okay.
(players laughing)

2750
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,960
- That is a two.

2751
01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:57,140
- Five, six, seven.

2752
01:48:57,140 --> 01:48:58,776
(players laughing)

2753
01:48:58,776 --> 01:49:00,120
- Two, three, four, five, six.

2754
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:01,770
- Seven.
- Great.

2755
01:49:01,770 --> 01:49:03,107
- You see the desk sergeant says,

2756
01:49:03,107 --> 01:49:05,250
yeah, yeah, yeah, just bring
it back to the evidence locker

2757
01:49:05,250 --> 01:49:07,507
and Pete will let you jump back in.

2758
01:49:07,507 --> 01:49:08,730
- Thanks, you're the best.

2759
01:49:08,730 --> 01:49:11,037
- Hey, it's all right, Hunch.

2760
01:49:11,037 --> 01:49:12,877
And you see that she says,

2761
01:49:12,877 --> 01:49:15,300
You, you're coming with me, and she-

2762
01:49:15,300 --> 01:49:17,397
- Wait, wait, hold on,
hold on, wait, wait, wait.

2763
01:49:17,397 --> 01:49:18,697
- And you see that she marches-

2764
01:49:18,697 --> 01:49:20,747
- Oh, we'll be back around to talk to you

2765
01:49:20,747 --> 01:49:22,622
a real intense interrogation later.

2766
01:49:22,622 --> 01:49:23,979
Don't you worry, Fucks.

2767
01:49:23,979 --> 01:49:27,120
- And for The Fix and Justin,
are you guys waiting outside?

2768
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:29,057
Are you walking with Hunch?

2769
01:49:29,057 --> 01:49:30,192
- This is as far as my plan goes.

2770
01:49:30,192 --> 01:49:31,913
(players laughing)
Whatever you guys wanna do.

2771
01:49:31,913 --> 01:49:33,540
- Yeah, Fix, what do
you think you're up to?

2772
01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:35,722
- I think I was gonna go with Hunch.

2773
01:49:35,722 --> 01:49:37,410
- Cool, Justin.
- I'm gonna shove,

2774
01:49:37,410 --> 01:49:39,780
- [Brennan] Yeah.
- Fucks so hard.

2775
01:49:39,780 --> 01:49:41,670
It was like a little
too hard accidentally.

2776
01:49:41,670 --> 01:49:44,242
- He clonks the head onto a desk.
(head hitting table)

2777
01:49:44,242 --> 01:49:45,075
- [Brennan] I love that.

2778
01:49:45,075 --> 01:49:46,956
- They're all reeking of beef.

2779
01:49:46,956 --> 01:49:48,080
(players laughing)

2780
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:50,107
- Justin's gonna split up
actually and go with Dan.

2781
01:49:50,107 --> 01:49:52,013
Justin will be like-
- Okay.

2782
01:49:52,013 --> 01:49:53,790
- I won't let Dan go off by himself,

2783
01:49:53,790 --> 01:49:55,789
and tucks along behind.

2784
01:49:55,789 --> 01:49:57,120
- I just figured they
wouldn't let me go with him.

2785
01:49:57,120 --> 01:50:01,117
- Justin walks along,
looks up at you and goes,

2786
01:50:01,117 --> 01:50:03,883
Why are you always so mean to Conrad?
(melancholy music)

2787
01:50:03,883 --> 01:50:07,742
- Conrad stands between me
and my ultimate ambition,

2788
01:50:07,742 --> 01:50:09,120
unfettered pleasure.

2789
01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:11,270
And the only thing
standing in the way of that

2790
01:50:11,270 --> 01:50:16,270
is this damn gnat that keeps biting at me.

2791
01:50:16,770 --> 01:50:19,320
Yes, it's, it's terrible.

2792
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:21,905
You see, because without the conscious,

2793
01:50:21,905 --> 01:50:24,417
we were free to pursue
all the dreams that I want

2794
01:50:24,417 --> 01:50:27,390
and a life of unfettered pleasure

2795
01:50:27,390 --> 01:50:28,530
and that's what's
holding us back, you see,

2796
01:50:28,530 --> 01:50:31,140
so Conrad is my mortal enemy, that's why.

2797
01:50:31,140 --> 01:50:32,255
Plus he's a little shit.

2798
01:50:32,255 --> 01:50:33,705
(players laughing)

2799
01:50:33,705 --> 01:50:35,616
- Justin looks up at you and says,

2800
01:50:36,488 --> 01:50:40,410
You know, you and me
could work great together.

2801
01:50:40,410 --> 01:50:42,492
I can come up with
reasons for getting stuff

2802
01:50:42,492 --> 01:50:45,660
you want really easily.

2803
01:50:45,660 --> 01:50:48,540
But I don't think you see that.

2804
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:50,824
I don't think you see a lot, Dan Fucks.

2805
01:50:50,824 --> 01:50:51,990
(players laughing)
(music stops abruptly)

2806
01:50:51,990 --> 01:50:54,697
- You see Justin looks at you and says,

2807
01:50:54,697 --> 01:50:57,450
You think Conrad's the reason

2808
01:50:57,450 --> 01:51:00,420
that there's no pleasure in the city.

2809
01:51:00,420 --> 01:51:03,090
Conrad's been living in a rainy hole

2810
01:51:03,090 --> 01:51:05,110
in a bombed out old shelter.

2811
01:51:05,110 --> 01:51:07,260
No one listens to Conrad at all.

2812
01:51:07,260 --> 01:51:09,868
- He's been putting
those signs on my door.

2813
01:51:11,370 --> 01:51:14,358
- Yeah, I think so because Conrad

2814
01:51:14,358 --> 01:51:16,168
doesn't have anybody other than me

2815
01:51:16,168 --> 01:51:17,718
out in the whole wide world.

2816
01:51:17,718 --> 01:51:19,530
- That's right, you are
his best friend, after all.

2817
01:51:19,530 --> 01:51:23,805
- And you have all this money
and lots of people like you

2818
01:51:23,805 --> 01:51:24,930
and come to your speakeasy.

2819
01:51:24,930 --> 01:51:26,190
- [Freddie] Yes, they do.

2820
01:51:26,190 --> 01:51:27,898
- If you'd looked after Conrad,

2821
01:51:27,898 --> 01:51:29,730
maybe he wouldn't have been so lonely.

2822
01:51:29,730 --> 01:51:34,224
- That's once again,
not my problem, but, mm.

2823
01:51:34,224 --> 01:51:35,827
- But, it's all right.

2824
01:51:35,827 --> 01:51:38,880
All I'd say is you don't
have to like Conrad one bit.

2825
01:51:38,880 --> 01:51:42,150
- [Freddie] I don't.
- But the reason you have to,

2826
01:51:42,150 --> 01:51:45,185
you know, sell your illicit oxytocin

2827
01:51:45,185 --> 01:51:47,610
out of a tiny dinky old
shack instead of having-

2828
01:51:47,610 --> 01:51:48,660
- How dare you sir.

2829
01:51:48,660 --> 01:51:52,343
- Instead of having a
big old pleasure palace,

2830
01:51:52,343 --> 01:51:54,690
you can be mad about that,
but that's not Conrad's fault.

2831
01:51:54,690 --> 01:51:58,170
Conrad didn't make the big guy miserable.

2832
01:51:58,170 --> 01:52:02,669
The DA, the mayor, all of those people,

2833
01:52:02,669 --> 01:52:04,920
all the decisions the
people in power made.

2834
01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:08,058
In fact, the big guy's so scared and sad

2835
01:52:08,058 --> 01:52:12,045
and that's what made him
miserable, not Conrad.

2836
01:52:13,230 --> 01:52:15,216
- Thank you so much for confiding in me.

2837
01:52:15,216 --> 01:52:17,520
I'd like to bring you in on
a scheme I have with Wilton.

2838
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:19,539
You see, there is a
revolution coming, my friend.

2839
01:52:19,539 --> 01:52:22,273
(group laughing)

2840
01:52:22,273 --> 01:52:23,760
I think you could be one of-

2841
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:26,596
- Please let me help write a manifesto.

2842
01:52:26,596 --> 01:52:29,070
I'd love to write a manifesto.

2843
01:52:29,070 --> 01:52:31,710
- My goodness, I found
a new ally here today.

2844
01:52:31,710 --> 01:52:33,450
Wilton will be overjoyed.

2845
01:52:33,450 --> 01:52:35,301
- Who's Wilton?

2846
01:52:35,301 --> 01:52:38,940
You see, you walk off
and you see the sergeant

2847
01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:41,100
opens the door and you see Chief Tightass

2848
01:52:41,100 --> 01:52:44,820
turns around and goes, well, well, well.

2849
01:52:44,820 --> 01:52:48,870
We finally booked Daniel Fucks.

2850
01:52:48,870 --> 01:52:51,750
- Oh, isn't this a banner
day for you and the boys?

2851
01:52:51,750 --> 01:52:52,599
- It is.

2852
01:52:52,599 --> 01:52:53,674
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

2853
01:52:53,674 --> 01:52:56,420
But the trick is, this is a deception!

2854
01:52:56,420 --> 01:52:57,253
I don't have-

2855
01:52:57,253 --> 01:52:59,130
And I try to bust out the
handcuffs, but there are like,

2856
01:52:59,130 --> 01:53:00,698
there actually were.

2857
01:53:00,698 --> 01:53:03,120
- Give me sneak 10.

2858
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:05,550
- I think I'm failing this
no matter what though.

2859
01:53:05,550 --> 01:53:06,810
- Who knows.

2860
01:53:06,810 --> 01:53:09,033
- On the wrong, oh, sneak 10, 12.

2861
01:53:09,033 --> 01:53:11,658
More than 12.
- Blew up on it.

2862
01:53:11,658 --> 01:53:14,546
- [Freddie and Hank] Double 12!
(players laughing)

2863
01:53:14,546 --> 01:53:16,686
- 12 plus 12 plus seven.

2864
01:53:16,686 --> 01:53:19,398
- You have a lot of
handcuff based experience.

2865
01:53:19,398 --> 01:53:22,206
- You've gotten out of so many handcuffs.

2866
01:53:22,206 --> 01:53:24,889
- Yeah you're in handcuffs all the time.
- You truly, Dan Fucks

2867
01:53:24,889 --> 01:53:27,039
is fully expecting

2868
01:53:27,039 --> 01:53:28,505
to, like, to like

2869
01:53:28,505 --> 01:53:32,735
not be able to get to be like,
huh, ha, but you say like,

2870
01:53:32,735 --> 01:53:34,126
it's a deception and you see,

2871
01:53:34,126 --> 01:53:36,960
you go ft-twang! And the handcuff shoots

2872
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:38,443
and impales the chief of police
(brain squelching)

2873
01:53:38,443 --> 01:53:39,276
in the brain.

2874
01:53:39,276 --> 01:53:41,413
And he falls down dead.
(players laughing)

2875
01:53:41,413 --> 01:53:43,050
- What? You killed him.

2876
01:53:43,050 --> 01:53:45,987
- Gentlemen witness Houdini manifest.
(players laughing)

2877
01:53:45,987 --> 01:53:49,449
You see Justin goes, holy shit!

2878
01:53:49,449 --> 01:53:51,382
- Come up with a reason why that's okay.

2879
01:53:51,382 --> 01:53:53,487
- Well, how could there
be a Chief Tightass

2880
01:53:53,487 --> 01:53:54,847
if we just shit ourselves?

2881
01:53:54,847 --> 01:53:59,663
(group laughing)

2882
01:53:59,663 --> 01:54:03,575
I'm not mad at that, we're
gonna cut back downstairs.

2883
01:54:03,575 --> 01:54:04,824
(players laughing)

2884
01:54:04,824 --> 01:54:06,540
- I hope Dan's doing okay.

2885
01:54:06,540 --> 01:54:10,256
(players laughing)

2886
01:54:10,256 --> 01:54:12,166
- You rolled 31?

2887
01:54:12,166 --> 01:54:14,553
- 31 total, yeah.
- [Brennan] 31 total.

2888
01:54:15,480 --> 01:54:17,030
- That's like the highest I've ever rolled

2889
01:54:17,030 --> 01:54:17,863
in like any system.

2890
01:54:17,863 --> 01:54:20,046
Any system.
- [Freddie] Any type of dice.

2891
01:54:20,046 --> 01:54:22,257
I haven't even got 31 in
Boggle, you know what I mean?

2892
01:54:22,257 --> 01:54:24,148
Like that's wild.
(players laughing)

2893
01:54:24,148 --> 01:54:25,920
- So back down in the evidence locker,

2894
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:28,650
Hunch and The Fix roll up
and you see that there's

2895
01:54:28,650 --> 01:54:31,987
a sort of almost like
librarian-esque woman

2896
01:54:31,987 --> 01:54:35,313
who's working down here at
the evidence locker and says,

2897
01:54:36,367 --> 01:54:38,259
(quietly) Hello do you have anything to

2898
01:54:38,259 --> 01:54:40,233
check into the evidence locker?

2899
01:54:40,233 --> 01:54:43,260
- Oh yeah, we got some new evidence here.

2900
01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:45,758
It's just like a collection
of shit from Dan's pockets.

2901
01:54:45,758 --> 01:54:47,651
(players laughing)

2902
01:54:47,651 --> 01:54:49,320
We gotta check this in,
(tense music)

2903
01:54:49,320 --> 01:54:52,180
but you know, I'm working a new case too,

2904
01:54:52,180 --> 01:54:54,240
so I'll go ahead and I'll file it myself

2905
01:54:54,240 --> 01:54:55,548
and I'll take a look at

2906
01:54:55,548 --> 01:54:57,198
some of the other stuff
in the other cases too.

2907
01:54:57,198 --> 01:54:59,572
- Absolutely, go ahead
and give me a slick check.

2908
01:54:59,572 --> 01:55:01,043
We'll call this a difficulty of five.

2909
01:55:01,043 --> 01:55:03,436
- I'm so bad at slick.

2910
01:55:05,100 --> 01:55:05,933
Oh, I exploded.

2911
01:55:05,933 --> 01:55:08,050
(players cheering)

2912
01:55:08,922 --> 01:55:10,290
- It's a five on the dot.

2913
01:55:10,290 --> 01:55:12,570
- Unbelievable. She says, oh, absolutely.

2914
01:55:12,570 --> 01:55:14,898
Help yourself in right over
here just file everything.

2915
01:55:14,898 --> 01:55:16,200
There's baggies and
markers over in the corner.

2916
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:18,570
- I grabbed baggies and markers.

2917
01:55:18,570 --> 01:55:20,528
- Great, see she looks up.

2918
01:55:22,621 --> 01:55:25,129
- You wanna know facts about your bones?

2919
01:55:26,430 --> 01:55:27,432
- (quietly) Okay.

2920
01:55:27,432 --> 01:55:28,800
(players laughing)

2921
01:55:28,800 --> 01:55:30,282
- While you're doing that,

2922
01:55:30,282 --> 01:55:32,880
I just tell her so much about bones.

2923
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:34,807
Bones are actually living

2924
01:55:34,807 --> 01:55:38,117
and do you know that the
reason we produce blood

2925
01:55:38,117 --> 01:55:40,470
inside of our bones is
because it's one of the places

2926
01:55:40,470 --> 01:55:43,137
that's safest from UV radiation?

2927
01:55:44,313 --> 01:55:45,570
- Just fun facts.

2928
01:55:45,570 --> 01:55:47,398
They're not scary.

2929
01:55:47,398 --> 01:55:49,170
(Freddie laughing)

2930
01:55:49,170 --> 01:55:54,170
- Go ahead and give me a slick
check, difficulty of three.

2931
01:55:54,497 --> 01:55:55,963
- Okay.

2932
01:55:55,963 --> 01:55:58,198
That's a six.

2933
01:55:58,198 --> 01:56:02,130
- You see she looks at you
and goes, that's fascinating.

2934
01:56:02,130 --> 01:56:03,281
Did you know...

2935
01:56:03,281 --> 01:56:07,822
(players laughing)
(Hank ebullient he's meeting his match)

2936
01:56:07,822 --> 01:56:11,015
Did you know that there
are some species of birds

2937
01:56:11,015 --> 01:56:15,270
that have a secondary
pouch in their esophagus

2938
01:56:15,270 --> 01:56:19,740
or in their digestive tract
where they actually contain,

2939
01:56:19,740 --> 01:56:22,740
referred to as a craw that has
stones or other hard material

2940
01:56:22,740 --> 01:56:25,290
referred to as a craw that has
stones or other hard material

2941
01:56:25,290 --> 01:56:28,530
to help break up food
matter before it passes

2942
01:56:28,530 --> 01:56:30,870
into the rest of their digestive tract.

2943
01:56:30,870 --> 01:56:33,150
- There are also some
birds that can produce

2944
01:56:33,150 --> 01:56:36,180
a kind of nutritious
substance that they'll,

2945
01:56:36,180 --> 01:56:38,880
that instead of
regurgitating their own food,

2946
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:40,950
they will produce a kind of milk.

2947
01:56:40,950 --> 01:56:44,820
It's almost like lactation,
but it evolved separately.

2948
01:56:44,820 --> 01:56:46,890
It was a case of convergent evolution.

2949
01:56:46,890 --> 01:56:48,450
Pigeons do it.

2950
01:56:48,450 --> 01:56:49,956
- Did you know that pigeons,

2951
01:56:49,956 --> 01:56:51,030
(players laughing)

2952
01:56:51,030 --> 01:56:53,640
- Let's go, let's go, let's go, come on.
(Freddie clapping)

2953
01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:56,730
- I feel like I'm watching chess.

2954
01:56:56,730 --> 01:56:58,140
- I'm looking for the evidence cart-

2955
01:56:58,140 --> 01:57:00,278
- You quickly realize you have
all the time in the world.

2956
01:57:00,278 --> 01:57:03,819
(players laughing)

2957
01:57:03,819 --> 01:57:05,610
- What is this librarian's name?

2958
01:57:05,610 --> 01:57:06,870
- Yeah, is there like a nameplate?

2959
01:57:06,870 --> 01:57:11,100
- The placard on her name
says Pasha and then N.

2960
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:13,500
as the last initial.

2961
01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:16,320
You are able to grab all
that evidence, no problem,

2962
01:57:16,320 --> 01:57:18,417
as she just goes back and forth.

2963
01:57:18,417 --> 01:57:19,875
(Trapp laughing)

2964
01:57:19,875 --> 01:57:21,983
(papers shuffling quickly)
(players laughing)

2965
01:57:21,983 --> 01:57:26,813
From the cart, you find the pocket square,

2966
01:57:26,813 --> 01:57:30,330
you find a ton of different materials.

2967
01:57:30,330 --> 01:57:31,860
And actually give me a snoop check.

2968
01:57:31,860 --> 01:57:33,001
- Sure.
- [Brennan] Which we must

2969
01:57:33,001 --> 01:57:34,710
do here as well
- We must do it.

2970
01:57:38,220 --> 01:57:39,690
- That is an 11.

2971
01:57:39,690 --> 01:57:43,062
You find a baggie

2972
01:57:43,062 --> 01:57:48,062
that has a heavy weight in it

2973
01:57:48,062 --> 01:57:52,440
and you see it has the
words murder weapon on it.

2974
01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:53,820
- Nice.
(slow tense music)

2975
01:57:53,820 --> 01:57:56,291
Something in my years of detective work
- [Freddie] What could this be.

2976
01:57:56,291 --> 01:57:59,010
- Makes me think this
might be the murder weapon.

2977
01:57:59,010 --> 01:58:00,660
- [Brennan] Crossed out.

2978
01:58:00,660 --> 01:58:02,171
- Oh, nevermind.
- [Freddie] Whoa, hold on.

2979
01:58:02,171 --> 01:58:04,980
(group laughing)

2980
01:58:04,980 --> 01:58:06,723
- Looking at the baggie,

2981
01:58:06,723 --> 01:58:08,460
it has a very heavy weight within it
(music begins building)

2982
01:58:08,460 --> 01:58:11,280
and instead it just has exhibit, you know,

2983
01:58:11,280 --> 01:58:13,221
it has another exhibit
number put underneath it,

2984
01:58:13,221 --> 01:58:15,120
rather than being labeled
as the murder weapon,

2985
01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:18,197
looking inside the baggie,
you see a heavy copper pistol.

2986
01:58:18,197 --> 01:58:21,162
looking inside the baggie,
you see a heavy copper pistol.

2987
01:58:21,162 --> 01:58:23,653
- Copper, all right.
- Ooh.

2988
01:58:23,653 --> 01:58:26,186
Is the trigger guard really
far off from the trigger?

2989
01:58:26,186 --> 01:58:27,240
(Brennan laughing)

2990
01:58:27,240 --> 01:58:29,100
- For a massive finger to go through?

2991
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:32,940
No, but you do see that the
shells that go along with it,

2992
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:34,620
which even for a handgun
is kind of strange,

2993
01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:37,052
are buckshot shells.

2994
01:58:37,052 --> 01:58:37,885
(Siobhan gasps)

2995
01:58:37,885 --> 01:58:40,695
You also see some writing
on the side of it.

2996
01:58:40,695 --> 01:58:42,990
On that 11 snoop check the
quite high snoop check.

2997
01:58:42,990 --> 01:58:45,257
There is a note attached to this.

2998
01:58:45,257 --> 01:58:48,090
There is a sort of
registry with the weapon

2999
01:58:48,090 --> 01:58:50,670
of where it was bought.

3000
01:58:50,670 --> 01:58:55,590
This gun was bought in downtown Mentopolis

3001
01:58:55,590 --> 01:58:57,869
by one Norrell Ojiccle.

3002
01:58:57,869 --> 01:58:58,748
- [Siobhan] Hmm.
- Ah.

3003
01:58:58,748 --> 01:59:02,018
- You see it's bought
from a Thalamus and Sons.

3004
01:59:02,018 --> 01:59:04,320
- That seems like everything
that I came down here for,

3005
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:07,410
so I come back out and I
presumably still hear them trading

3006
01:59:07,410 --> 01:59:08,910
facts back and forth.

3007
01:59:08,910 --> 01:59:13,910
- You see she goes, did
you know that woodpeckers

3008
01:59:13,910 --> 01:59:17,100
have a tongue bone called a hyoid bone

3009
01:59:17,100 --> 01:59:21,015
that wraps around their brain because the

3010
01:59:21,015 --> 01:59:22,289
(getting titillated from the tidbits)

3011
01:59:22,289 --> 01:59:27,230
pounding into the tree can, of course,

3012
01:59:27,230 --> 01:59:31,080
you know it needs to protect
their brain from the impact,

3013
01:59:31,080 --> 01:59:34,847
that powerful feeling of,

3014
01:59:35,774 --> 01:59:36,607
you know

3015
01:59:36,607 --> 01:59:39,840
smashing into the wood of the tree to,

3016
01:59:39,840 --> 01:59:42,007
you know devour their common meal items,

3017
01:59:42,007 --> 01:59:46,675
which of course are
grubs and larval insects.

3018
01:59:46,675 --> 01:59:49,027
- (aroused and astounded) I
didn't know, I didn't know.

3019
01:59:49,027 --> 01:59:50,916
- Can I go snoop check to
see how horny The Fix is?

3020
01:59:50,916 --> 01:59:54,641
(group laughing)

3021
01:59:54,641 --> 01:59:55,971
- That's gonna be snoop one.
- Great.

3022
01:59:55,971 --> 01:59:58,860
(players laughing)

3023
01:59:58,860 --> 02:00:00,263
That's a four.

3024
02:00:00,263 --> 02:00:01,096
(players laughing)

3025
02:00:01,096 --> 02:00:04,470
- Well, I'll let Hank be-
(players laughing)

3026
02:00:04,470 --> 02:00:06,157
You see she looks up and says,

3027
02:00:06,157 --> 02:00:08,851
have you recently joined the force?

3028
02:00:08,851 --> 02:00:09,913
Sorry?

3029
02:00:09,913 --> 02:00:12,922
- No, I'm sorry, I work
for Detective Hunch Curio.

3030
02:00:12,922 --> 02:00:15,688
- No, I'm sorry, I work
for Detective Hunch Curio.

3031
02:00:15,688 --> 02:00:17,257
I'm a private investigator.

3032
02:00:17,257 --> 02:00:18,870
- Private inve- oh, that's, oh yes,

3033
02:00:18,870 --> 02:00:21,798
you work with Detective
Hunch, I understand.

3034
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:23,833
Mm. Mm.

3035
02:00:23,833 --> 02:00:26,913
- It's been very nice to meet you.

3036
02:00:27,756 --> 02:00:28,797
- It's very nice to...

3037
02:00:28,797 --> 02:00:31,341
- Did you know pelicans
had three stomachs?

3038
02:00:31,341 --> 02:00:33,870
(players laughing)

3039
02:00:33,870 --> 02:00:35,821
- Should we?

3040
02:00:35,821 --> 02:00:39,120
- Oh yeah, so yeah, we got,
we're all filed away in here.

3041
02:00:39,120 --> 02:00:43,343
And Pasha, just in case
something else comes up,

3042
02:00:43,343 --> 02:00:44,280
could we get your number?

3043
02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:45,630
I'm sure we can send The Fix down here

3044
02:00:45,630 --> 02:00:47,400
if something else comes up.

3045
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:49,950
- Oh, certainly, let me...

3046
02:00:49,950 --> 02:00:52,026
- She goes over to-
- You're wingmanning

3047
02:00:52,026 --> 02:00:53,370
Thank you so much.

3048
02:00:53,370 --> 02:00:55,890
- She says, yeah, with those
phone lines are are down,

3049
02:00:55,890 --> 02:00:57,499
but it's very nice to...

3050
02:00:57,499 --> 02:00:58,380
- That can't be forever.

3051
02:00:58,380 --> 02:00:59,760
(players laughing)

3052
02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:00,935
- Can I get a cigarette?

3053
02:01:00,935 --> 02:01:02,627
(players laughing lightly)

3054
02:01:02,627 --> 02:01:03,460
- [Brennan] You see...

3055
02:01:05,079 --> 02:01:10,079
(players laughing)

3056
02:01:10,079 --> 02:01:12,409
- So tiny in your giant face.

3057
02:01:12,409 --> 02:01:14,190
(players laughing)

3058
02:01:14,190 --> 02:01:15,840
- [Danielle] It's like a Tic Tac.

3059
02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:18,720
- She walks over to a
very small little desk,

3060
02:01:18,720 --> 02:01:20,353
writes down a number on a piece of paper,

3061
02:01:20,353 --> 02:01:23,857
walks back over to you, Fix,
and hands it to you and says,

3062
02:01:23,857 --> 02:01:26,295
please feel free to
follow up with me anytime.

3063
02:01:26,295 --> 02:01:27,900
I'm just here, you know,

3064
02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:30,510
I work here most days
just gathering stimuli

3065
02:01:30,510 --> 02:01:32,595
and categorizing them.

3066
02:01:32,595 --> 02:01:37,107
I used to be a, well, I am,
I'm a forensic scientist.

3067
02:01:38,370 --> 02:01:43,370
Give me a snoop check, difficulty three.

3068
02:01:43,504 --> 02:01:46,110
(tense music)

3069
02:01:46,110 --> 02:01:47,363
- That is a 12.

3070
02:01:47,363 --> 02:01:51,375
- I got a two, but it could be
if you care, does it matter?

3071
02:01:51,375 --> 02:01:53,610
(players laughing)

3072
02:01:53,610 --> 02:01:55,560
Yeah, that's probably the best.
(ball sliding on a track)

3073
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:57,660
- You see a small portrait of her.

3074
02:01:57,660 --> 02:01:59,385
It's like an old daguerreotype.

3075
02:01:59,385 --> 02:02:01,300
Like this sort of is
like a 1930s style world

3076
02:02:01,300 --> 02:02:03,600
and so this is even like
a turn of the century

3077
02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:06,418
like early 1900s photo.

3078
02:02:06,418 --> 02:02:11,368
And you see that it's a
picture of her as a little girl

3079
02:02:11,368 --> 02:02:12,863
in like winter clothes,

3080
02:02:12,863 --> 02:02:16,170
smiling with her hand around a little boy

3081
02:02:16,170 --> 02:02:19,260
and they're both smiling together,

3082
02:02:19,260 --> 02:02:23,460
sort of waving out and
it looks like a little,

3083
02:02:23,460 --> 02:02:25,559
sort of like lovely picture
of her and like maybe

3084
02:02:25,559 --> 02:02:28,740
like a brother or a sibling
or something like that.

3085
02:02:28,740 --> 02:02:30,630
- Are there ice skates in this photo?

3086
02:02:30,630 --> 02:02:33,897
- You do see that they are
wearing ice skates in this photo.

3087
02:02:35,783 --> 02:02:38,722
- It doesn't feel right
to do what Conrad did

3088
02:02:38,722 --> 02:02:40,599
and demand show me your chest.

3089
02:02:40,599 --> 02:02:45,598
(players laughing)

3090
02:02:47,460 --> 02:02:48,780
I do clock all this.

3091
02:02:48,780 --> 02:02:50,481
Oh, that's a lovely photo.

3092
02:02:50,481 --> 02:02:52,860
Who's that little boy?

3093
02:02:52,860 --> 02:02:53,693
- Oh.

3094
02:02:58,650 --> 02:03:01,410
That's my brother.

3095
02:03:01,410 --> 02:03:04,133
My late brother, he passed
away when we were children.

3096
02:03:04,133 --> 02:03:05,490
- Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

3097
02:03:05,490 --> 02:03:07,350
- Yes.

3098
02:03:07,350 --> 02:03:09,780
- The Fix puts his hand on her shoulder.

3099
02:03:09,780 --> 02:03:11,595
Just looks sad.

3100
02:03:11,595 --> 02:03:13,440
- She says, thank you.

3101
02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:16,050
You look down at the photo

3102
02:03:16,050 --> 02:03:20,100
and remember childhood a long time ago.

3103
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:21,117
- It's not my sister is it?

3104
02:03:21,117 --> 02:03:24,026
- No, no.
(players laughing)

3105
02:03:24,026 --> 02:03:26,287
- Took a turn.
- Took a turn

3106
02:03:26,287 --> 02:03:27,772
Real Star Wars energy.

3107
02:03:27,772 --> 02:03:29,014
(players laughing)

3108
02:03:29,014 --> 02:03:30,425
- We're getting real old timey now.

3109
02:03:30,425 --> 02:03:32,285
- You look down the photo and you see-

3110
02:03:32,285 --> 02:03:35,818
(players laughing)

3111
02:03:35,818 --> 02:03:38,775
You look down and realize in horror

3112
02:03:38,775 --> 02:03:43,775
that you know the little
boy in the photograph.

3113
02:03:44,490 --> 02:03:46,407
His name was Ichabod Ice Skates.

3114
02:03:46,407 --> 02:03:47,557
(players gasp)

3115
02:03:49,020 --> 02:03:50,503
- Oh, that is very sad.

3116
02:03:52,830 --> 02:03:56,430
And I say nervously,
there are some salamanders

3117
02:03:56,430 --> 02:03:58,680
that feed their babies their own skin.

3118
02:03:58,680 --> 02:03:59,783
I gotta go.

3119
02:03:59,783 --> 02:04:03,366
(players laughing)

3120
02:04:03,366 --> 02:04:06,030
- Oh, bye. And you see,

3121
02:04:06,030 --> 02:04:08,286
you wander out of there.

3122
02:04:08,286 --> 02:04:10,440
- I guess we gotta interrogate
Dan out of his situation.

3123
02:04:10,440 --> 02:04:11,758
I hope he's doing okay.

3124
02:04:11,758 --> 02:04:13,024
(players laughing)

3125
02:04:13,024 --> 02:04:15,567
- Justin is barreling down the
hall with Dan Fucks behind.

3126
02:04:15,567 --> 02:04:18,390
He goes, he killed the chief of police.

3127
02:04:18,390 --> 02:04:19,552
- Shut up, Justin. Shut up, Justin.

3128
02:04:19,552 --> 02:04:20,774
- He killed the chief of police!

3129
02:04:20,774 --> 02:04:22,780
- Justin keep it down.
- I saw it!

3130
02:04:22,780 --> 02:04:24,124
(incomprehensible yelling)

3131
02:04:24,124 --> 02:04:26,015
- Let's get out of here, let's go!

3132
02:04:26,015 --> 02:04:30,270
- You guys all run out as
you watch a SWAT vehicle

3133
02:04:30,270 --> 02:04:33,098
backing down off the dome of City Hall.

3134
02:04:33,098 --> 02:04:35,939
(players laughing)

3135
02:04:35,939 --> 02:04:36,990
(car reversing sound)

3136
02:04:36,990 --> 02:04:38,922
- Now I wonder what that's all about.

3137
02:04:38,922 --> 02:04:41,073
(players laughing)

3138
02:04:41,073 --> 02:04:44,324
- And you watch as Conrad
pulls up in front of you

3139
02:04:44,324 --> 02:04:47,400
and you have reconvened
here at Cortex Square

3140
02:04:47,400 --> 02:04:49,062
right near City Hall,

3141
02:04:49,062 --> 02:04:51,840
but also quite near
where the DA's office is.

3142
02:04:51,840 --> 02:04:54,307
- Finally, a vehicle I can fit in.

3143
02:04:54,307 --> 02:04:56,868
(players laughing)

3144
02:04:56,868 --> 02:04:57,701
- Get in,

3145
02:04:57,701 --> 02:05:00,210
boys.
(players laughing)

3146
02:05:00,210 --> 02:05:01,932
- Let's go to Thalamus and Sons.

3147
02:05:01,932 --> 02:05:04,394
I don't know what's
there, but I gotta know.

3148
02:05:04,394 --> 02:05:05,227
(players laughing lightly)

3149
02:05:05,227 --> 02:05:07,485
- You all take off in
the vehicle together,

3150
02:05:07,485 --> 02:05:09,223
driving towards Thalamus and Sons

3151
02:05:09,223 --> 02:05:11,945
back towards the final
piece of the puzzle.

3152
02:05:11,945 --> 02:05:15,390
You have this copper gun
that Norrell Ojiccle had

3153
02:05:15,390 --> 02:05:18,285
and somewhere out there
in the city, a white key.

3154
02:05:18,285 --> 02:05:20,263
(slow noir music)

3155
02:05:20,263 --> 02:05:23,404
A key that could be...

3156
02:05:24,446 --> 02:05:26,497
(sighs) the key to everything.

3157
02:05:26,497 --> 02:05:28,205
(Trapp snickers)
(Siobhan lightheartedly groans)

3158
02:05:28,205 --> 02:05:33,075
As you journey off in Mentopolis, breath,

3159
02:05:34,440 --> 02:05:37,297
an announcement over the sirens.

3160
02:05:37,297 --> 02:05:41,715
This is your Mayor, Mayor Leon...

3161
02:05:45,135 --> 02:05:47,277
Mayor, Mayor Leon...

3162
02:05:48,450 --> 02:05:50,523
Look, my name's Frank Freeze

3163
02:05:51,450 --> 02:05:54,900
and I ran for mayor under a false name.

3164
02:05:54,900 --> 02:05:57,961
Everyone in Mentopolis deserves to know.

3165
02:05:58,800 --> 02:06:02,277
You all, you all deserve to know that...

3166
02:06:04,392 --> 02:06:09,090
we're in great danger. And we
need to act together as one.

3167
02:06:09,090 --> 02:06:11,970
You see that quickly,
he says, now I'm gonna-

3168
02:06:11,970 --> 02:06:14,677
And then you see Ivana leaping
down the dome and says,

3169
02:06:14,677 --> 02:06:16,920
stop making announcement.

3170
02:06:16,920 --> 02:06:19,539
Jumps in the back of the van with you.

3171
02:06:19,539 --> 02:06:22,256
But we are gonna move the
pressure up a little bit.

3172
02:06:22,256 --> 02:06:23,247
(sound of something ramping up)

3173
02:06:23,247 --> 02:06:24,405
- [Hank] Stop it. Stop it.

3174
02:06:26,790 --> 02:06:29,460
- Pressure goes up a little
bit moving in that direction

3175
02:06:29,460 --> 02:06:31,530
as crashing through the glass,

3176
02:06:31,530 --> 02:06:34,010
it's the sudden there's
the shock of adrenaline

3177
02:06:34,010 --> 02:06:36,360
when something very physical is happening

3178
02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:38,700
and there's the follow-up
shock of adrenaline

3179
02:06:38,700 --> 02:06:40,440
when you're like, I've made it

3180
02:06:40,440 --> 02:06:42,526
and now I have to make decisions.

3181
02:06:42,526 --> 02:06:44,220
(players laughing)

3182
02:06:44,220 --> 02:06:45,451
Oh god.

3183
02:06:45,451 --> 02:06:47,489
- That man needs some beef on his legs.

3184
02:06:47,489 --> 02:06:48,322
(players laughing lightly)

3185
02:06:48,322 --> 02:06:51,960
- So Frank Freeze and Ivana
Popov are here in the vehicle

3186
02:06:51,960 --> 02:06:54,510
with you, Justin Fication is here as well.

3187
02:06:54,510 --> 02:06:55,573
- Reuniting with Conrad!

3188
02:06:55,573 --> 02:06:57,651
- You see, Justin says, Conrad!

3189
02:06:57,651 --> 02:07:00,548
- (yelling) Justin, you're my best friend!

3190
02:07:00,548 --> 02:07:01,541
- You're my best friend.

3191
02:07:01,541 --> 02:07:02,374
(players laughing)

3192
02:07:02,374 --> 02:07:04,522
Conrad also licks Justin.
(players laughing)

3193
02:07:04,522 --> 02:07:07,116
- You don't lick me, I'm a dog.
(players laughing)

3194
02:07:07,116 --> 02:07:08,755
- I wasn't thinking.

3195
02:07:08,755 --> 02:07:10,282
- It's okay, you didn't do anything wrong.

3196
02:07:10,282 --> 02:07:12,521
There's a lot of great
reasons to lick a dog.

3197
02:07:12,521 --> 02:07:13,704
(players laughing)

3198
02:07:13,704 --> 02:07:14,704
You love 'em.

3199
02:07:14,704 --> 02:07:16,270
(players laughing)

3200
02:07:16,270 --> 02:07:18,030
- Thank you, boy.
- I love you.

3201
02:07:18,030 --> 02:07:19,980
You tear off through the
streets of Mentopolis

3202
02:07:19,980 --> 02:07:21,921
towards Thalamus and Sons
(slow tense music)

3203
02:07:21,921 --> 02:07:23,604
awaiting whatever fate

3204
02:07:23,604 --> 02:07:25,978
could befall this vast city,

3205
02:07:25,978 --> 02:07:29,700
and knowing that a shadowy
figure with a white key follows

3206
02:07:29,700 --> 02:07:31,230
in the shadows behind.

3207
02:07:31,230 --> 02:07:34,170
And that's all for this episode
of "Dimension 20: Mentopolis."

3208
02:07:34,170 --> 02:07:36,510
Tune in next week as we continue our caper

3209
02:07:36,510 --> 02:07:38,100
here in the city of the mind.

3210
02:07:38,100 --> 02:07:39,060
Farewell.

3211
02:07:39,060 --> 02:07:39,957
- Capers.

3212
02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,408
- This mind is a terrible place.

3213
02:07:42,409 --> 02:07:47,642
You're so weak! Why couldn't you
do the right thing? Ever!

3214
02:07:47,643 --> 02:07:50,800
There's no reason to like
any part about the city.

3215
02:07:51,743 --> 02:07:53,571
- Conrad doesn't say anything back.

3216
02:07:54,156 --> 02:07:57,695
- Well... It seems that you saw fit to

3217
02:07:57,696 --> 02:08:00,186
air my dirty laundry.

3218
02:08:02,043 --> 02:08:04,629
Why don't you come with me right now.

3219
02:08:05,571 --> 02:08:08,456
- This feels like the kind of thing
I don't necessarily have a choice in.

3220
02:08:08,457 --> 02:08:11,857
- Oh. Have I finally got your attention?

3221
02:08:12,648 --> 02:08:13,843
Very good.

3222
02:08:13,844 --> 02:08:17,816
(gasp) There's a shadow downstairs.

3223
02:08:17,817 --> 02:08:21,155
(Everyone gasps and screams)

3224
02:08:21,156 --> 02:08:24,086
- You son of a bitch!
(Alex continues to scream)

3225
02:08:24,087 --> 02:08:25,162
- Wuh-oh. (laughs)

3226
02:08:25,163 --> 02:08:28,014
- You know... (flicks fingers)

3227
02:08:28,015 --> 02:08:31,371
You can't hum while
you're blocking your nose.

3228
02:08:31,372 --> 02:08:32,599
Give it a try.

3229
02:08:32,600 --> 02:08:34,770
(Hank continues to flick his fingers)

3230
02:08:34,771 --> 02:08:38,460
Where. Are. The. Key. Holes?

3231
02:08:38,461 --> 02:08:39,537
(Everyone laughs)

3232
02:08:39,538 --> 02:08:41,186
- Who are you suspicious of?

3233
02:08:41,187 --> 02:08:42,348
- You're not suspicious of me are you?

3234
02:08:42,349 --> 02:08:43,772
- I'm suspicious of everybody.

3235
02:08:43,773 --> 02:08:45,275
Aren't you suspicious of everybody

3236
02:08:45,276 --> 02:08:47,051
in this town?
- Well not generally myself,

3237
02:08:47,052 --> 02:08:48,129
but now I'm wondering if I should be.

3238
02:08:48,130 --> 02:08:49,391
(Everyone chuckles)

3239
02:08:49,392 --> 02:08:50,867
- Oooh! Hello there sister.

3240
02:08:50,868 --> 02:08:52,690
You looking so fine and fresh.

3241
02:08:52,691 --> 02:08:54,172
Who does your hair?

3242
02:08:54,571 --> 02:08:57,365
- (laughs) It's two wigs sewn into one.

3243
02:08:57,366 --> 02:09:00,288
(Everyone laughs)

3244
02:09:00,289 --> 02:09:03,286
- Double wigs for a triple good time.

3245
02:09:03,287 --> 02:09:04,876
(Everyone continues to laugh)

3246
02:09:04,877 --> 02:09:06,505
You're not mad at me are you?
Are you mad at me?

3247
02:09:06,506 --> 02:09:07,571
(Everyone laughs)

3248
02:09:07,572 --> 02:09:10,303
And you see he steps closer
and sort of runs a finger

3249
02:09:10,304 --> 02:09:12,026
along your chin and says,

3250
02:09:12,027 --> 02:09:15,610
I want to know what would
make you feel good, Mr. Fucks.

3251
02:09:15,611 --> 02:09:17,658
(Freddie snickers)

3252
02:09:17,659 --> 02:09:20,643
- Yes. (Everyone laughs)

3253
02:09:24,556 --> 02:09:34,556
(lively instrumental music)