- [Brennan] A list of the topics, themes, and subject matter
featured in this episode has been included
in the video description.
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪
♪ It's our time ♪
♪ It's our year ♪
♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪
♪ Everything's about to change ♪
♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪
- Hello, one and all.
Welcome back to another thrilling episode of
"Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year".
I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
With me, as always, are our Intrepid Heroes.
Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- [everyone] Hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- And that's how it's done.
(Siobhan laughing)
- A joke for-
- A joke for the crew and the crew alone.
- Joke for the crew.
- A joke for the crew.
- Folks, last we left off, our Intrepid Heroes
were aboard Seacaster Manor for the
end-of-year Fabian Aramais Seacaster birthday bash
and Kristen Applebees campaign extravaganza.
Jawbone is at the polling station with a straw hat.
The drinks are flowing with the guidance counselor present.
There is another member of the faculty here
with a spectral tattoo gun,
Eugenia Shadow-
- Oh, when's it gonna happen? - ...ready to get to work.
- [Brennan] When's it gonna happen? You'll never know.
- We're allowed to drink because it's airitime law.
- I'm sorry?
- Airitime law. - Like maritime law.
- [Ally] Oh no. - [Lou] Wait, Zac, can you
explain it to me? - This sets a terrible-
- So, picture the ocean. - This episode is already-
- You can do whatever you want 'cause it's maritime law.
We have time for this. - [Emily] Airitime law.
- [Lou] Maritime law. - Hello, one and all.
Welcome back to another thrilling adventure
of "Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year".
I'm your dungeon master...
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
(all laughing)
- See, everyone thinks it's gonna be easy,
but you always miss a word or two.
- You just need so much air.
- Did you miss a word? I thought you-
- No, I did great. - You missed humble
and you said adventure instead of episode.
(Ally gasping)
Sorry. - [Siobhan] Wow.
Wow, wow, wow. - Sorry.
Check the tape. Check the tape.
- That's all that "Adventure Party"
is gonna be. - Check the tape.
- Me trying over and over.
- It's just Ally trying to climb that wall.
- [Ally] Screaming into the void.
(Siobhan laughing)
- Folks, the episode (coughing) last week- almond.
Last week, a trip to the Mountains of Chaos
had us Legend Lore an ancient carving
of the imperial House of Sunstone, a house of giantkin
that had taken over the Mountains of Chaos
in ages past and eventually become the Cliffbreakers,
those mortals who worked with and eventually betrayed Bakur,
who had taken their goddess of summer and the dawn
and shaped her over centuries of conquest
into a goddess of war, wrath, and fire.
We came back to Elmville and did some snooping
in Ruben Hopclap's manor overlooking Lake Shimmerstone,
as well as Porter's office.
We saw an unbelievable- Porter's immense power,
you know, slicing the obelisk in the barbarian classroom,
stomping the ground and stunning all of our heroes.
And we've learned everything they needed for the ritual.
What did they need for the ritual?
They needed the true name of the goddess,
which they do not have.
They instead have the name Bakarath.
- Sounds real.
- Sounds real to me.
- I'd worship Bakarath. - [Emily] Me too.
He's the god of gambling. - Exactly.
Many old men do worship Bakarath.
- My dad's a huge fan of Burt Bakarath.
(all laughing)
- Burth Bakarath.
♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ Is rage, sweet rage ♪
They needed a change in the bylaws,
which only the principal can do,
but of course there is no principal right now.
So instead, the student body president can do it,
who will be elected as of midnight tonight,
when the votes will be counted.
But of course, the only votes that'll count
are the ones that make it to the school.
Ay-ay-ay.
We also discovered a lot of other things they needed,
they already have.
Soil suffused with the energy
of the shatter stars, a population within Elmville
made wrathful and angry by Ruben's performance
at Frosty Fair, a protective shroud provided
by the Nightmare King as storms encircle Elmville.
And indeed, the plan to take all of Elmville
and rip it from the Material Plane
to form a new divine domain, not for Ankarna,
but for her new incarnation, Porter Cliffbreaker.
With all of that being said-
- In his notes, did we see...
'Cause I know this man is coming up with his god name.
- Oh, yeah. - Did we see him workshopping
some god names for himself?
- He's not gonna be the god, Porter.
- It looks like he truly thinks Porter
is a great name for a god. - Wow. Damn.
- Damn. Uncreative, angry guy.
- Would never worship.
Simply would not worship.
What we're gonna do right now is you guys spent all
of this day getting ready for the big
campaign event/birthday party at Seacaster Manor
based on some advice from Mazey Phaedra.
All of the school is here.
So anybody that has not already voted at school
is here next to an election booth at this banging party.
Aelwyn also has this place done up to a T.
Guards and Wards,
multiple Symbol spells, multiple Glyphs of Warding.
- Great. - She also has left her
abjurative ward around Seacaster Manor.
So Seacaster Manor itself just has sort of a wall
of hit points around it. - All the more reason
to fucking drive this thing into the gym.
- Stop.
- We do have to take this to the gym, Fabian.
- Hey, the house is already busted, dude.
- We don't know that yet, all right?
We have no information about what is happening-
- The whole of this side of your house is gone.
- ...and everyone is immediately saying
they're gonna blow my house up.
- There's also a cursed gold piece
waiting on the foot of your bed, Fabian-
- Oh. - ...that looks like it's been
filed down in the center to where it could be broken in two.
- Mm-hmm. - There's a note
next to it saying, "A novel spell of mine.
"Protection of the home's true friend.
"Break in case of," and then, all caps,
underlined many times, "EMERGENCY."
- Right.
- So, present here at the party with all of you,
Jawbone running the election booth.
Ragh is here just hanging out and partying.
Eugenia Shadow may be here. She is a ghost and a rogue.
Mazey Phaedra, here.
So the only other students that are sort of
allied friends with you are Mazey and Ragh.
Ragh's not even a student anymore.
Ragh's like, "This is still normal. This is good."
- Is Unit here? What about the AV Club guys?
- I think the whole school is here.
So I think that- - Rad.
- [Brennan] Gorgug, would you have invited
the kids from artificer class?
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely. So Unit and Usuna and Thrix Mitparth.
- Yeah, and Thrix.
- Thrix, yeah. You get it. - Yeah.
My bud, Thrix. - Your bud, Thrix.
So right out of the gate,
can everyone please give me any spells
that have a duration of longer than a minute?
In other words, the things you would've cast knowing
okay, it's on. This is the day. It's gonna happen.
- See Invisibility.
- I have disguised myself as my alter emo, Wanda Childa.
- Okay.
- And anything I cast on myself reflects on my-
gets cast on my steed.
So I think my Daymare looks really emo now.
- Do you have a name for your emo Daymare?
- No, not yet.
- Oh, instead of Gerard Way, Gerard Neigh.
- Gerard Neigh.
(all laughing)
- From My Chemical Romance.
- [Zac] Gerard Day?
- Gerard Neigh.
- Yeah. Gerard Neigh.
I have on my iPod the "Complicated Women" podcast
and the episode is about Kipperlilly
'cause I made a whole episode about her.
And then, Armor of Ayda is on me and Gerard Neigh.
- Okay. (all laughing)
- And I've got a Spirit Guardians going, just a 3rd-level.
- It's just a minute, but it's a cantrip,
so Mage Hand. I'll just have my Mage Hand up.
- Any other spells?
- I've attached the Talon of the Vulture King to Fandrangor.
- Oh yeah.
- [Lou] And I am currently just downing
a weird protein shake that's bad baby milk
and the Liver of the Vulture King. - Ugh.
- [Zac] I'm eating the Heart of the Vulture King
with no milk or blended.
- [Ally] Ew. - Are you sure you don't want me
to put it in real quick?
- Is it too late?
- Down like a pill.
Just take it down like a pill. You're savoring it.
- It's so old.
- I'm gonna go ahead and also eat
the Feather of the Vulture King
and put on my orangutan mask to make the three vultures
be nice to me.
(Siobhan laughing)
(Brenan cawing)
- Pretty helpful in the air. - Yeah.
- Do you feel-
- You guys know the drill. They know.
- (indistinct) in the front of the ship.
- Yeah. - These are intelligent
vultures, right?
- If I'm going in the air, I want birds.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Sorry. - I cast Comprehend Languages
so I can talk to the birds.
(Emily laughing) - Great.
- Hey.
- I put the orangutan mask on Adaine.
- A powerful enemy has wronged us today,
and we are the friends of the vulture,
and I put on the Skull of the Vulture King.
- Great. - And then,
do a Persuasion check.
- So you have an orangutan mask and a vulture beak.
- Yes, and I'm speaking Vulture.
- And you're speaking Vulture.
(Siobhan cawing)
Honestly, they fucking love it.
- Yeah. - Huge hit.
- Great.
- Kristen's got a bunch of stuff going on.
- [Brennan] Okay. Let's hear it.
- [Murph] Like, personally? - For the party.
Yeah. Spiritually, mentally.
She has See Invisibility.
She has cast True Seeing.
Who would benefit?
- I mean, if you're giving it to someone-
- Yes. - ...I would take it.
- She's cast True Seeing on Gorgug,
Freedom of Movement on Riz,
and then for Concentration stuff that's up,
Kristen has Spirit Guardians
for the first time at a 4th-level.
- [Brennan] Mm-hmm.
- And the teddy bear's holding Circle of Power,
and K2 has cast Bless on the whole party.
- K2. - [Siobhan] Oh yeah.
- Including Kristen. - Unbelievable.
So we cut back to that moment
where the party's sort of beginning.
Fabian, describe for me the moment as the party
is kicking off in genuine, when the first big wave
of people arrives.
This is the moment we ended on last time,
but what was the state of the party in that moment
we ended on last time?
- I just think there's a pretty...
Fabian's created a pretty solid funnel.
I think, if anything, I've even put up little curtains
that it's like to go to the party, you have to vote.
You have to walk through the thing,
and as soon as you walk through,
you get a glass of bad baby milk,
and there's a picture of my face
that goes from the ceiling to the floor.
(Ally laughing)
It says, "Happy birthday, me," and then underneath it
is just a little banner that says,
"And congratulations, President Applebees."
(Ally laughing)
- I think Fig made a sign that is in the Rock the Vote font
but it says, "Rock the Boat."
- And we're like, oh, is that
supposed to be attached to the campaign?
- Is it a reference to something or?
- What? - Yeah, like Rock the Vote.
- Is this like Rock the Vote
but you made it boat? - What's Rock the Vote?
- Yeah, yeah. But we're in a boat.
- Oh, 'cause you rock.
- Yeah, I'm a rockstar.
- You're a rockstar.
- You decided to make enough decorations around the fact
that we were in the boat. - Yeah.
- And not election night or Fabian's birthday.
- It's a reference to Rock the Vote
and the fact that we're on a boat.
- You've heard of maritime law, right?
- I love this. - Yes, of course.
The law of the sea, maritime.
- Well, I feel like we're in airitime law. (Emily indistinct)
- Dammit.
- Our Spirit Guardians are fighting.
- [Siobhan] I can't believe you said it on camera.
- Everyone who's through bad baby milk
is in a pretty solid kinda classic just rager.
A bunch of kegs, shit-ton of bad baby milk.
- Is the bad baby milk now in little baby bottles?
- You know it. - Hell yeah.
Just in a bathtub-
- While you guys were fighting Porter,
I was at Party Village getting supplies.
Just slowly being like, gold cups or silver cups?
Of course we went gold.
- Of course. Of course.
- [Ally] Oh god. - As the party
is kicking up, kids are coming into Seacaster Manor.
You see that Jawbone is handing out pamphlets
for people to read as they come through
that have the statements made by the campaigns
and stuff like that. So you see that the kids
have walked through, gotten that,
all have their ballots in their hands.
So every single kid at the party has a ballot in their hand.
They just have to read the pamphlet,
write down their choice, return it to the voting booth,
and they're good to go.
We cut back to the moment where, around the house,
ping pong balls (imitating magic whirring),
these conjurational runes pick up.
You immediately recognize these conjurational runes
have an element of celestial/undead magic in them,
that there is like an element of the Nightmare King,
that these are basically...
What they are here to do is a conjuration specialist
has said, "I am going to use these to bring the attention
of the Nightmare King to this place." It's a homing beacon.
As this happens, you all feel (imitates wind whooshing)
wind pick up. All of the windows
outside of Seacaster Manor fade.
They are surrounded by fog and mist.
And as the mist picks up, you are (imitates wind whooshing)
lifted into the sky.
The music is bumping inside, right?
(Brennan imitates heavy bass music)
And as the lightning sort of ripples all the way around
(imitates thunder rumbling) all the kids inside go, "Woo!
Maximum legend!"
- Yes. This is all going according to plan.
- We planned this. Surprise!
- We planned this.
- I didn't mean it literally when I said rock the boat.
It was a Rock the Vote parody.
- Did you make this... Did you hire people to rock the boat?
- Can I investigate my banner
and see if I accidentally did this?
- Give me an Insight check.
(die rolling)
- 19.
- You see that your banner ripples with the power
of all of the illusion magic you've used
to disguise yourself,
and you see Baby and Baby Baby's face say
"We thought it would be funny."
- Oh no. I did this.
- You did this. - I did this.
- You did it. - I did it.
- And then, the tiredness and exhaustion fades
and that's not happening. - Yes.
- All right. As you take to the sky,
you feel yourself on the edge of a curling arm
of the storm being rocketed away from Elmville
as the storm spins centered on this place.
Half of the manor rips away. The pool comes with you
up into the sky. As this happens,
there is nothing keeping you aloft other than the force
that is hurling you away.
You feel that you may be in a prolonged
windup of an arm of this deity
that is moving you quickly
but you're like a ball that's being prepared to be released
and thrown, and that's just taking several minutes
as it's happening.
When you are released, there is nothing
that will keep you from spinning,
everyone smashing out a window,
falling to their deaths, your house crumbling below.
It's a bad situation.
- Is the biplane kid here?
- Sprak LeFevre? Wouldn't miss it for the world, old boy.
- [Lou] Sprak, Gorgug, could you fucking...
Could you do the thing?
- Sprak is that a Juul? - Do the thing?
- Huh? - Are you smoking a Juul?
- This is crystal meth.
(all laughing)
- Great. We need you awake and aware.
- What? - Great.
- Gorgug, is there something you can
do with the Cloud Rider thing?
- Can I make some sort of tinkerer's check
to see if we can steer this vessel at all
with the sails and things like that,
or if the cloud drives? - Hell yes.
I'm now going to pass out to all
of you Seacaster Manor's stats.
- Oh. - Oh.
- This is very similar to the Hangvan.
There's just a couple of things at the bottom
that are a little bit new.
First of all, you will see
that Seacaster Manor has an AC of 15.
It has 400 hit points,
and the shield ward that Aelwyn's put on it has 100.
It has a damage threshold of 15.
That damage threshold doesn't pick up
until the shields go down.
- Okay. Great.
- [Brennan] Speed of 80. Fires can start.
- I really like just seeing, "Fires can start".
- Yeah. - Yeah. What does that mean?
- Hey.
- They can happen? - Theoretically?
- If someone threw a Fireball,
then we could have sustained fire that we have to continue-
- Great, so maybe- - And lightning.
- Yes.
Lightning could also start it. - Oh, me, oh, my.
- The helmsman will be rolling Dex saves for the vehicle.
It's a water vehicle proficiency.
There are, I believe,
118 cannons aboard the Hangman.
- Okay.
- [Brennan] Cannons need a three-person crew.
It takes an action to load a cannon,
action to aim it, and one action to fire it.
- Wow. - But three people
can do that in a row on the same turn.
Carpenter can make tool check DC equal to the missing HP
of the Hangman divided by 10,
rolls 5d8 hit points plus Intelligence.
- What tool check? Would a forgery kit count?
- I'm afraid not.
Let's call it a relevant tool check.
(Emily laughing)
The election. There are 500 students at this party.
A Persuasion check equals the amount of students
you can convince to vote times five.
So that's getting people at the party
to return their ballots to Jawbone.
And the final ship action here in the storm
is running the party. The threat of the party
going badly is total panic.
If you guys get to a point of total panic,
kids will drop their ballots. They will run amok.
They will not return their voting cards,
and that will be a bad situation.
So, basically, all of your character actions
are in one column, and then ship actions are in another.
Right? - Great.
- As the birthday boy/most popular kid in the school,
do I have advantage on anything?
- I will say that due to- you set popularity
as your number one track. - It's all I cared about.
- Every single time, you may roll either election
or running the party checks with advantage.
- Nice.
- Whichever one Fig doesn't do.
- I also have Reliable Talent,
so I also can't get below a 20-something.
- Nice. - So we can switch off maybe.
- I can do tool checks pretty well.
- Yeah. - Great.
I will do cannon 'cause none
of the rest of these stats are good for me.
- Yeah, I get a- - But the wizard
is on the gun. Finally, Adaine has gotten a gun.
(Brennan laughing)
- Ranged weapon attack will be great for me.
I can do cannon as well.
- So, our first initiative.
This is essentially your guys' initiative
that takes not over the span of six seconds
but more like your first series of actions
as you feel Seacaster Manor (imitates air whooshing)
moving through space.
You see Jawbone kinda look over
and say, "Uh, kids, it's gotten pretty foggy out there."
Looking around and says, "Are we still in Elmville?
What's going on?"
- Kind of.
We had a whole plan, you know,
because the votes have to be in by midnight.
So our thought was
we will take the house to the gym.
- You turn around and see that the entire party
is holding drinks looking at you say this.
Give me a Deception check.
- All right. - You've got this.
(die rolling)
- Oh, no. Absolutely not.
- [Ally] Yeah.
- It's that fucking brown dice that is always the one that-
- Look out.
- [Ally] You threw that at a person. - I'm so sorry.
- You threw that at a person.
- And he understands why. He understands.
(Ally laughing) - Incredible.
- Do you have good Persuasion?
- Yeah, I have great Deception as well.
- Great. If I give you a five, is that enough?
- That'll get me to 15. - Great.
- Great. 15.
- Everyone goes, "...Okay."
And you see Jawbone is like, "Fabian, what the hell?"
- Jawbone, yes.
- What the hell's going on?
- It's not good.
- What?
- How much do you wanna fucking know, man?
(all laughing)
It's fucking bad out here, all right?
So why don't you help me keep everyone fucking calm
and drinking the bad baby milk, all right?
- Jawbone, can you drive?
- Yeah, Jawbone, can you drive?
- Yeah. Where do you want me to go?
- Can you drive a boat? - What?
- Can you drive a house that is a boat?
- Do you have water vehicle proficiency, Jawbone?
- Jawbone, man, you asked. You want in?
- You look like a Sea-Doo man.
- What do you not get?
Everyone at this party has to have some bad baby milk.
You have to drive the house
that is a boat through the sky to the gym.
- Get fucking with it.
- I'm sorry, all right?
(Zac screaming)
(Brennan screaming)
Gorgug is so fucking mad.
Incredible. Okay.
We're gonna go through initiative.
Everyone tell me the first action you're taking
as you all sort of leap to it. - Great.
- [Brennan] Riz, you are first act.
- I guess I will jump up and just run to the cannon
and prepare to shoot at whatever I see.
Can someone help me load it?
I feel like I would be really good at shooting it,
but these things are really heavy.
- [Ally] Of course. - Yes, I'm strong now.
- [Murph] Okay. - But my initiative is five.
- Do Kristen and K2 count as two different people?
So can- - Yes, they do.
- Oh, okay. Great.
- Oh, and they have such bad Dex.
They're great cannonballers. - Oh my god.
- Yeah. Great. So Kristen and K2 run down to help The Ball.
Run down to help Riz load a cannon.
- Great. - K2.
- Yeah, K2. - I'm Kristen.
(everyone laughing)
- K2 is rubbing off on you.
(Ally laughing)
- [Brennan] Kristen, you run down. You get a cannon loaded
so that you can actually use a reaction
on your first when you're ready to go.
- Great. I'm gonna give Boggy to Riz
so you always have advantage. - Oh. Thank you.
- [Brennan] Fabian, that is your turn. What are you up to?
- Gorgug, you're gonna drive.
You and Sprak can double- - I mean, I could drive-
- Sprak looks at you and says,
"Well, there's nothing driving the ship right now,
but if we could get that Cloud Rider back up and running,
then I should say that this house will be a boat
much like your van. And a van is a boat,
and a boat is a house, and my stepdad lives on a houseboat."
- I search his pockets for his crystal meth to throw.
(Murph laughing)
- Hey, man, you do that again and I'll fucking kill you.
- Hey! Hey! - Hey! Hey!
- Hey! - Hey! Hey!
- Everyone, be cool.
(Zac screaming) (Brennan screaming)
- Okay. We'll get the cloud engine going,
and then we'll figure out driving.
- All right. We're gonna get some people voting.
Hey, everybody.
Let's rock the boat.
(Emily laughing)
- Don't rock the boat, baby.
- Rock the boat.
- Rock the vote, don't rock the boat.
- Okay, but in an orderly fashion and stay
in the middle of the boat so it doesn't tip to the side.
(Ally laughing)
- Incredible. Go ahead and give me a Persuasion check.
You roll with advantage.
- Okay, first one. Okay, great.
That will be a
26.
- 26 times-
- So a fifth of the kids vote?
- A fifth of the kids vote right away
as you're hurling through the skies.
As Gorgug and Sprak run down to the basement,
26 times five is 130, I think, right?
- I just get a conga line going
that's just going through the voting booth.
(Emily laughing)
- Going to the voting booth. There's people-
"This guy's a maximum legend!"
- Hey.
- As you're going through, give me a Dexterity saving throw.
- Great.
(die rolling)
That is a
13.
- You feel a sharp pain in your forearm.
- Ow, ow. Ah.
(Brennan imitates tattoo gun whirring)
Ow. What is happening? What's happening?
(Siobhan laughing)
(Lou making panicked flailing sounds)
(Emily laughing)
- She's behind you and reaching around you like "Ghost".
- A fucking beautiful grandfather clock
surrounded by a bed of wildflowers rests
on the inside of your left forearm.
- It should say, "From Fig," on it.
(Murph laughing)
- You see it says, "From Fig," and then you see under it
it says, "Open the door for a tasty surprise."
- My...
- You slide it, and the ink ripples
and moves across your skin as the door opens
and a little Pac-Man ghost with feet comes walking.
(Lou shrieking) (all laughing)
It goes up and disappears up.
- I'll cut your arm up.
- Fucking do it.
(all laughing)
Oh, shit, shit.
- There's somewhere on your body is a ghost.
- It became a chest piece.
- No, no.
- It's a tramp stamp. It's a tramp stamp.
- No. God, no. God, no. - Its legs are spread.
(Zac shrieking)
(all laughing)
- Just a little ghost with hairy feet showing hole.
- No! - It's showing full hole!
- Happy birthday, Fabian!
- Fig, I'm going to kill you.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Please go vote.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
(Brennan imitates thunder roaring)
- As you run through, 130 out of 500 party-goers has voted.
- Unreal. - Amazing.
- As they come through dropping off their ballots,
Gorgug, that is you. You and Sprak make it
to the basement. - Okay.
- Sprak looks at you and says, "Now, if we break this thing
down for parts, we could sell it on the black market."
(Lou choking on his drink)
Full snarf.
- This guy was a fun World War II pilot in episode one,
and in episode 19 or 18, he is a meth-head.
- He's Jesse Pinkman.
- I don't know if you've read the history...
I don't know if you've read the history of what "medicine"
was being given to the troops
in World War I and World War II, but it was-
- Yeah, this is pretty accurate.
- A lot of benzos. Yeah.
- Pretty accurate. - It sounds cool, man,
but we gotta do that later.
- All right. Very well.
Sprak is going to give you the Help action.
(liquid splashing)
- [Emily] Okay, that was- - While Emily pisses.
- That was more aggressive than I thought.
- You brought your own carafe and it has a note on it
that says "hot water." - I've never had a battle episode have
"Adventuring Party" energy in it before.
- Just use- - Edit around it!
- Sprak, focus up.
- What? I'm making matcha.
- No. - What?
- [Ally] Put it on my character sheet.
- We can't sail the ship yet. Matcha comes later.
- I'm gonna do a short matcha ceremony.
It always makes the meth go down smooth.
- All right. Keep talking. Give me some of the matcha.
All right.
- You see that- Sprak's gonna give you the Help action.
It is a DC 20 tinkerer's tool check- - [Zac] Okay.
- ...to fix the Cloud Rider Engine.
- All right. All right. Here we go.
I got a 27. - Woo!
All right.
- Thank you, Sprak. (slurping)
(Ally laughing)
- Throughout Seacaster Manor,
all you see (imitates engines whirring).
And the boat, the original Hangman,
the boat of Bill Seacaster alights with
(imitates lights whirring) rippling sort of
lightning-white energy all on the different gunnels.
Basically, every railing, every gunnel,
every horizontal line on the ship comes alive
with arcano-tech brilliance as electricity surges
through the ship.
You see that as the ship is being hurled,
there is still something moving it,
but the ship now seems to have a sort of buoyancy.
It's not just the wind holding it aloft.
It's also the fact that this thing seems to rest,
and it finds buoyancy
in just pure water vapor itself.
Adaine, that is gonna be your turn.
- I'm gonna give Fig the Help action
running the party by essentially being back of house.
- Amazing, just like-
- So, I won't- - I have a pretty
elaborate idea if you could just
put the GoPros on the vultures.
- Absolutely, my king. Whatever you want.
- You know, run back of house.
- You know how we have those GoPros?
- Can you grab those vultures and strap them?
Hold them down and put- - Hold them with GoPros.
- Whatever you want. - Classic back of house stuff,
you know? - Classic.
- Have some waters. - Fry some rice.
Fill up some drinks. - And then kind of have them-
as soon as I take the stage,
have them fly up behind me when I-
- Oh, captain, my captain.
- Instead of using a drone you're gonna try to have
a vulture look the same way for long enough to... - Yeah.
- Yup. I love it. - Great.
Yeah. Absolutely.
- [Brennan] Fig Faeth, that is your turn.
- Okay, so I know that I just read running the party.
We don't actually have to do it yet.
I invest fully in this.
Can I give us an advantage on our next time
that we have to do it?
- Absolutely.
- [Emily] Okay. - If you wanna get people started.
What is Fig doing as the party's
sort of starting in earnest?
- So, Fig, the lights flicker, and then they come back up
and I say there's another reason we had to bring
this boat into the sky,
and that's because we're filming a music video.
- Yeah! - [Lou] Oh shit.
- The vultures come up behind me
and then I play the beginning chords of me
and Gorgug's song, "Fight Me in the Sky".
- Incredible. - Oh. Shit, my drums.
- And then my Spirit Guardians become a mosh pit.
- People start going fucking wild.
- I'm (indistinct) the cloud drive. - Yeah.
I'm casting Ray of Frost in the background
so you just have rays of frost going behind you.
(all laughing)
- Riz is just up in a cannon with two cannon loaders
looking at a bunch of empty cannons.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Where is everybody?
Where the hell is everybody?
(all laughing)
(Zac imitates drums pounding)
- K2's just smoking a pack straight,
just chain smoking being like, "What do we fire at?
I don't see anything."
- At the end of the round,
all of you feel a sudden (imitates wind whooshing)
of a massive force releasing the Hangman
in what would've been tumbling through the sky
and just fucking crashing to the ground.
But instead, the ship (imitates wind whooshing)
skids off into sort of this endless storm cover.
You would guess that you're way past the fucking highway.
You might be past Loam Farm at this point.
- Damn. Okay.
- You're way outside of the bounds of Elmville,
and you can see the roiling storm sort of swirling
over Elmville as you stay there.
But the ship just sort of sits there.
At the beginning of your next round,
the Cloud Rider Engine has been fixed
as you see Sprak goes, "My god.
Another day saved. Now, let's make for the Celestine Sea
and open a casino in the middle of the ship."
- We can really talk about that later,
but can you get us towards the school,
and then we can go to the Celestine Sea.
- Let me be clear. You want me to be the helmsman?
- No, well, now that you say it.
- I thought Jawbone was gonna be the helmsman?
- Jawbone can be the helmsman.
- I don't know. Just vibe and we'll figure it out.
- You want me to vibe here?
- You fixed the engine. You can be the helmsman.
- Okay. I can give it a shot. - [Lou] Yeah, Gorgug.
You can fly my house. - I don't really
have much Dex, but I get advantage on Dex.
- There it is. - Saving throws.
Is that okay? - Yeah.
Just make sure we get there safely, all right?
- I'll try. - Yeah.
Just park the pool kinda right there
near the Owlbears field, you know?
- By the field. Got it. - Yeah, great.
- I break the steering wheel. No. I rolled a 18.
- Okay. You get up there.
So what's gonna happen now is this.
- Or 19. - We're gonna set
ourselves up a little bit here.
(Siobhan gasping) - It's happening.
- The sheets of death.
- Everyone, please, take a ruler and a sheet and pass it on.
- Oh.
- [Lou] Cute.
- [Murph] We got little cuties.
- This is cool. This is a cool look.
- Love that. Very cool look. - Oh, very futuristic.
- Yeah. - We just wanna do
an- - Thank you.
Now, these minis are not to scale.
You are quite a bit actually smaller than these,
but these are just the only safe size
for you to be able to pick up.
So, these are more of markers for where you are
on the battlefield. - Great.
- [Brennan] Zac, if you would do me a favor.
- [Lou] (concerned) Battlefield? - And place yourself.
The helm should be back there, I believe.
The gunner deck
has Kristen, K2, and Riz in it.
Main part, inside the actual manor
is Fabian, Fig; Adaine running back of house.
Gorgug, as you jump up there, you see that Jawbone
comes up and says, "I don't know how to do this thing."
- I think I'll take over from here, Jawbone.
- You see Sprak comes up and says,
"I'll climb up all the rigging.
Should you need anything at all from me,
you need only call up to me while I'm up there,
and I'll be fastening us a way to a great
flying galleon like the Hangman. It's an honor."
- I think we made a mistake getting Sprak involved.
- And afterwards, we split it 50-50.
- Split what?
- We split it 50-50.
- Okay, Sprak. Get up there.
- All right. (slurping)
And he runs up a little bit of rigging.
- Sprak. - Did he just snort
his own blood? - Yeah.
- Oh.
- I have a question about the guns.
Can there be more than one crew of gunners?
- Yes. There are 118 guns on the ship.
- Okay, and what they're doing is just one gun.
- They're just doing one cannon.
- Oh, okay. Great. So we can maybe get these other kids.
Once they've voted.
- Of course. - They can be shooting.
- Once they vote, then they can shoot?
- Well there are 130 who are ready to go.
- That's America, baby.
- That's (chuckling).
- Hey, everybody gets a go on the gun once they voted.
- It's the other way around. Once you shoot, you can vote.
(Emily laughing)
- Beardsley.
- You begin to steer, Gorgug, and you have Jawbone
next to you, and Jawbone says,
"Do you need company up here, bud?"
- If you got something else
that you need to do, I'm okay, I think.
- Mm-hmm. - He can navigate, maybe.
- Yeah. - Well, he could be there
in case you get knocked off-deck, he could grab you.
- Yeah. Maybe just hunker down and just in case
one of us gets thrown off, we can help the other.
- You see Jawbone takes a second
and Jawbone runs over, finds some rope,
ties it around your waist, ties some around his waist,
ties it to the gunnel. Just starts doing fucking...
He's like, "Man- " - That's good.
That's good.
- "...this was exactly like a guided tour I took
in the Mossflower Mountains way
down south of the Nekronomikron.
We had to do the same thing 'cause the guy who was driving-
the guy who was driving the bus was an old friend of mine,
but he had been possessed by an ancient ghost,
and so he was basically driving us straight
into a wall, trying to crash through,
'cause the dimension on the other side had a...
There was a cartel-" - I'm kinda driving right now.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do your thing. You do your thing.
And he runs off to do that.
So you got Jawbone on deck with you.
As you are flying-
- Uh-oh. What's going on with these ping pong balls?
Are they causing the flying?
- Yeah, was that an object interaction
we could've tried to do?
- Not an object interaction.
But the ping pong balls you know basically marked you.
It was a marker for a summoned being,
which you see is the Nightmare...
Cassandra has appeared here. - Oh.
Cassandra's here.
- I think that's who's throwing us.
- As you are flying, you, on an 18, reorient the ship
towards Elmville. In the center of Elmville,
past the horizon, you see
(imitates lightning crackling)
a shock of red lightning move up
(imitates lightning crackling)
seek to pierce the sky
up above you, past where the vapor makes it invisible,
and you see it go to connect and hit
(imitates lightning fizzling) and fizzle,
connecting with nothing.
- They don't have the right name.
- Yes.
- Hey, guys. It's red lightning.
- Okay. Let's drive towards the red lightning.
- You got it.
- From miles away you hear
(roar of rage)
(Brennan imitates clouds roiling)
Clouds roil. As they do, all the ping pong balls float
and throughout the party (imitates balls whirring)
flash, and for a moment,
different runes appear within them.
(imitates runes pinging)
Red, white, green, black,
and finally (imitates lightning crackling) lightning blue.
As they appear, you feel something (imitates air whooshing)
moving in the shadows around you.
As it appears and approaches, you hear booming
in the distance, the voice of Oisin calling out.
(chanting in foreign language)
And, appearing out of the vapor,
dragons begin to encircle the ship.
The smallest are the size of elephants,
but there is one much larger one.
This one's circling around over in this direction.
One of them is gonna go ahead, almost moving to land
on the ship itself. You have a readied action, Riz Gukgak.
You see there is a larger one sort of
in the back of the ship over there.
One kind of strafing in from the side
(imitates dragon screeching) as they begin to swoop in.
- Cool. I'm gonna go for a smaller one.
- Okay. - Fucking get him, Riz.
(Murph screaming)
(dice rolling)
- 25 to hit.
- 25 hits. - Cool.
And I assume I do my Sneak Attack.
- So you're getting the Help action on this roll
which means that yes, you are rolling with advantage
which means that you do have Sneak Attack.
- Anybody got d10s? I actually don't normally have them.
- So you're going for the smallest one
that's sort of flying up alongside the ship, right?
- Yeah. - Cool.
(dice rattling)
- Trying to take out the smaller ones first.
- Nice. - Okay.
40, plus my thing.
47 damage.
- Riz, describe to me as you man this cannon
what happens to this smallest...
It's about the size of basically, yeah-
of an elephant,
this thing that's about 15 feet, snout to tail.
(imitates dragon hissing)
Flying in and it's coming right towards you
as you see glowing acid.
- Beautiful. Majestic. Bam!
(all laughing)
- [Brennan] Boom! For the first time in ages,
the cannons of the Hangman fire.
- Righteous. - Boom.
And everyone up in the party goes, oh.
- Did Riz start smoking?
- Okay. All right. - Okay.
That's a good bass, man. Hey, what's that subwoofer doing?
- Let's fucking go. - Let's fucking go.
Bam. (Zac screaming)
A dragon blasted out of the sky.
The two other dragons remaining (imitates dragon hissing)
these huge, frog-like glands swell
at the back of their cheeks as boiling, viscous acid
with a lime-green glow (imitates dragon gasping)
collects in these pouches
and two lines of it blast the ship.
Each of them are attacking both the ship
and Gorgug in this moment.
I'm gonna need Dexterity saving throws from Gorgug
for himself, and then a Dex save for the ship as well.
- You got it, Gorgug.
- You think Gorgug
is within 30 feet of me if I'm below deck?
- Within 30? No. I do not think he's within 30 feet of you.
- I got a 19 on the first Dex save for Gorgug.
- Okay.
- And then...
(battle music)
So, for the ship, I would add the vehicle?
- The vehicle proficiency.
- Then that becomes a 19.
- Aren't we also all Blessed?
- Are we Blessed?
- We are Blessed. - Ooh. Yes.
You may roll that for the ship as well.
- Okay. - So-
- So mine becomes a 21. - Okay.
- And then the ship becomes also a 21.
- [Brennan] Okay.
- Gorgug and the ship are one.
- [Brennan] (counting) 6, 11, 22, 28.
- Fight me in the sky. - 35.
(Siobhan laughing)
First dragon, 43 points of acid damage.
That is halved to 21.
So 21 acid to you and 21 to the ship.
Fabian, do you wanna record damage to your house?
- Yes. You got it.
- All right, so 21 acid damage.
Aelwyn's shield (imitates shield ringing) gleam brilliantly.
The ship does not take any damage.
It's eating through the shields.
- Does it hit me?
- [Brennan] It hits you, yes.
- 21 hits me, and are there two attacks?
- There's two. Give me another two saves.
- Okay. Okay.
(dice rattling and rolling)
And I used Absorb Elements and a nat 20 on my save.
- Oh my god. Incredible. - Nice.
- And then, for the ship.
(dice rolling)
That's not great. That's a
13.
Oh, I forgot to roll Bless for this one.
17 for the ship. - Even though that's not
a very high save, for these younger dragons,
it gets the job done. So 42, once again halved to 21.
21 acid to Gorgug, but you've still,
I believe, have that Absorb Elements
to get resistance, correct?
- Yeah. It lasts until- - Cool.
- For that specific damage type.
- Awesome. - Does it take more damage,
the ship? - So the shields take
another 21. - I took 21 twice.
- Yes, but you would halve that
with your resistance to acid. So it would be-
- So it would be 21.
- [Brennan] Just 21, and it would be 42
to the shields of the ship. (imitates dragons growling)
As these two dragons use their breath weapons.
Riz Gukgak, that's actually gonna come
back to your turn again.
- Sweet.
Ooh, we got a long day ahead of us, I think.
I don't know if I should cast Haste or not.
It seems like a good idea, maybe.
Yeah, I'll cast Haste on myself.
So that's one action, and then I'll take
an additional action to try to shoot another one.
- All right. So the cannon's not reloaded.
It takes three actions to load the cannon.
- I think I go after him, right?
- You do. - I will hold
that action. - You can use that
to ready the action that as soon as Kristen loads
that you're gonna fire again. - Correct.
- Great. So, Riz, that's you.
More dragons appear.
- Boo.
Boo.
- Hiss.
- Much like these dragons on either side,
swooping in from the side, strafing towards you,
you see coming right out of the storm, a blue dragon
(imitates wings whooshing) and a white dragon
moving in this direction towards the ship.
- Kind of a lot of dragons.
- [Brennan] Zooming in as fast as possible.
As they do so, the blue dragon in front of you
is going to make... I'm gonna need,
once again, it's a line. Gorgug, Dex for you and the ship.
- First for Gorgug.
That's gonna be
(die rolling)
20 for Gorgug, not nat.
And then...
Ooh, a one and a two for the ship, plus one.
So three, no, nine for the ship.
- A nine for the ship. - Ship fails the save.
- [Brennan] Okay. Ship fails the save.
- Unless we can do (indistinct).
- [Brennan] The ship is going to take 57 points
of lightning damage. 57 halved would be 28 and then 14.
- [Zac] Okay.
- And then this white dragon is going to go.
I'm gonna need Constitution saves from you.
You can make another vehicle save for the ship
using your Dexterity instead of Constitution.
(dice rolling)
- Oof.
That is a 16 for the ship. And then Con save for myself?
- A Con save for yourself.
- Okay. I don't do this with advantage.
(die rolling)
That is still gonna be, oh, plus...
19?
- You both make it. - Okay.
- So 44 is halved to 22 cold damage.
(imitates dragon shrieking) All these dragons
are coming up with recharged breath weapons.
As they swoop in, Kristen, that is your turn.
- Okay. There are guns all around, right?
Could I get to a place where I'm right below Gorgug
so he would be within my 30-feet aura?
- No, unfortunately, he's in the center of the ship.
So if you look at the ranges,
30 feet's just not close enough.
- Got it. Yeah, okay.
- Just leave Kristen 2 with me, if you wanna go up.
- Yeah. Maybe... I like the idea
of loading two and then letting you try to shoot two
so I can- - Yeah,
but we don't want Gorgug to eat it.
- Yeah. - We can grab some people
to help with loading, maybe.
- Yeah, totally. - I'm gonna bring
some people down. - Yeah.
- Okay, cool. So I'll run up there,
but before I do, I'll load.
- Cool. - So I'll load a cannon
and K2 will load a cannon.
- You immediately can use your reaction to fire.
- Great. I will go ahead
and shoot at one of the smaller ones.
- [Brennan] Hell yes. Okay.
- Shoot 'em out of the sky, Riz.
- Get 'em outta here.
Ooh, yeah.
Yeah, 26 to hit with Bless.
- 26 to hit with Bless. That's gonna do it.
- Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven plus 3d10.
- I've made every save but I'm still-
- Yeah. You're still really hurt.
Maybe one of the Kristens needs to swap out with me.
- (whispered) Yes, yes, yes! Yes.
- I'm just gonna stay in and keep playing music.
- I think so.
- Keep the party locked down.
- I'm drumming on the...
- Yeah.
- Splash of acid.
(Zac groaning)
- But it's important to know
that you have resistance to lightning damage
in terms of what dragons you guys are targeting.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Do I add my Dex to this or is-
- Yes, you do. - Okay. Great.
Then it is
55 damage.
- Jesus.
- I rolled on the 3 d10s, I rolled two tens and a five.
- Nice. - Yeah.
- This dragon back here (imitates cannon firing)
catches a cannonball in the ribs. Keeps flying,
but a huge injury appears in that dragon.
- I was going after one of the little ones.
- Yes. The first one you shot was significantly smaller-
- Smaller. Got it. - Than the other two.
- There's, like, medium ones. Cool.
- There's medium-sized.
Those ones are the size of a city bus.
- [Murph] Got it.
(Brennan imitates dragons growling)
- As they are flying after you.
- Okay. Cool.
With my movement, I'm gonna go up to Gorgug.
- Okay. You go up to join Gorgug.
A very tiny, little shrimpy,
following this white dragon, bursting
out of this tall storm cloud,
this one (imitates dragon hissing) goes.
It tries to cling to the side of the ship,
get in through a window, but Aelwyn's ward,
which is Aelwyn's ward still up?
- No. - It is not.
- Really? - It successfully-
- We're at 379.
- You feel the house, whoa, take a little bit of damage,
and that's gonna affect the damage rolls there.
So this dragon lands up on here (imitates dragon snarling)
little, and it's going to try to get Gorgug as well.
I'm gonna need Constitution from Gorg
and another Dexterity for the house.
- For the house. - Mm-hmm.
- That's first.
(die rolling)
That becomes a
dirty 20 for the house.
- Okay. - And then,
Constitution save for me is...
It is 27.
- Kristen, I'm gonna need it for you too. Constitution.
- That's a nine. - Okay.
14 halved to 7 cold damage.
- Okay.
- This is a much smaller dragon (imitates dragon screeching)
as cold lashes across the deck.
Fabian Aramais Seacaster, that is you.
- How many fucking votes do we think we fucking need?
- I mean, yeah, we probably have enough.
The gym is empty. It's gonna be the five of them voting.
- Right? - Right?
- Yeah. I mean, I can make one more.
I just feel like maybe we could...
I got all these pirate patches.
(Zac screaming)
- Kids are holding Solo cups looking
as these huge draconic shadows move-
- It's all part of the music video, baby.
- It's all part of the music video.
- We're making a music video?
- Yeah, that was what I-
- I didn't sign a waiver.
- Fabian says we can all use the cannons. Woo!
- Honestly, Persuasion with advantage.
(dice rolling)
- A 12.
- They're like, "That's very thoughtful. Thank you."
- I thought it would be fun.
- That's very thoughtful. - You know?
- So you have a party action and then your turn.
- Great. I'll use my party action to get
a few more votes in there, try and get it done.
- [Brennan] Cool. (die rolling)
- Thank god. (die rolling)
That's only gonna be a 14, I think.
- 14. Okay. - 14.
- 14 times five is 70.
200 of 500 students continue to vote at the party.
As they do, you see Jawbone, who's up on deck helping you,
looks down and is peering over the thing
as the white dragon breath hits him
and goes all cold damage. He says,
"Everyone, all right, I am monitoring.
So, everyone, this is safe and legal. Safe and legal."
- Yes, it is safe and legal to film here today,
because we are filming a music video
and having a fucking rocking time.
- Airitime law.
- Yeah, airitime law means- - Airitime law!
- You don't need a waiver in the air.
(Emily laughing)
- And then, is there a way I can use the Hangman
and possibly my...
Where is the dragon that's grappling onto the house?
- Right there. - Could I attack it
through a window? - Right here.
- Yes, you can attack it through a window. Absolutely.
- Great. I'm gonna ride my motorcycle in my house,
up and attack this dragon.
- Legendary behavior.
- Hell yeah. Go for it.
Go ahead and give me an attack roll.
- That's "kid gets $1 million in a movie" behavior.
(Siobhan laughing)
- First attack. - Mm-hmm.
- Is a 27 to hit.
- 27 hits.
- Let's just burn a 1st-level spell slot with Fandrangor
(dice rolling)
for 10, 19 points of damage. - Okay.
- Second attack. - Bloody. Badly injured.
- Second attack is a 23.
- A 23 to hit. That hits.
- I'll burn a 2nd-level spell slot, add a second d6.
(dice rolling)
That's, ooh, that's bad.
That's only gonna be a four.
That's only 13 points of damage.
- That's exactly as many hit points as it had.
- Wow. - Fabian,
describe what happens as you're getting people
to vote as you're riding your motorcycle,
as this 12-foot-long dragon
smashes its head through a window.
- I think I (Brennan imitates dragon screeching)
ride my fucking motorcycle up, jump on its neck,
stab it until it's dead, and then just drop back down
and, "All right, if we can all just keep on voting.
Let's keep it moving."
- Gorgug, you hear this fucking (imitates dragon screeching)
as this thing wriggles and smashes
as you hear your own drumming and Fig going...
♪ Fight me in the sky! ♪
They're like, "This party's fucking metal."
- Yeah. Let's keep it voting. Come on. Yeah.
- Incredible. - Rock the boat.
- And we really are filming this, right?
All the vultures? - Yes.
- Yeah, the vultures. - The vultures
are really good cameramen. - Yeah.
- I mean, the GoPros do auto-focus,
but they're doing a lot of tight-
- Yeah. - I'm thinking
that we're just getting enough footage
that we're gonna be able to cut together something.
- Yeah. - Something. Yeah.
- All of the cameras are going...
- We only need a few minutes of footage ultimately, so.
- [Zac] Definitely gonna learn a lot.
(all laughing)
- Okay, Gorgug. - And this little one
is gone, right? - What's that?
- This little one on the house is gone?
- Little one on the house is no more. Bye, buddy.
This much smaller blue dragon goes up,
riding along, is not gonna go for Gorgug.
Is gonna go for Riz at the gunner station,
having seen you take two people out.
But I'm gonna need a Dex save for the house.
(dice rolling)
- That becomes a dirty 20.
- It was so smart that we had him be the-
- I'm starting- with Haste,
I have 19 AC plus three-quarters cover.
- So you're gonna make this Dex save with advantage.
- Come on.
- [Zac] Do you have Evasion?
- Yeah, that's really good.
28.
- 26 halved to 13, negated by Evasion.
13 damage to the ship as lightning
(imitates lightning crackling) strafes across the side.
- All right, Gorgug.
- Gorgug, yeah, as these dragons,
you're just like (imitates air whooshing)
the house wheeling in and out of the storms.
The storms continue to move around.
Gorgug, as you surge forward to a new sort of phase
of the battlefield, you see the dragons there.
It is your turn. You have your helmsperson actions,
and then you have your character action.
- The one dead ahead, is this Huge?
- Yes, that one is Huge. Yes.
- I guess I'll just try to do the ram attack on him, right?
- Hell yeah. The creature makes a Dexterity saving throw.
It has disadvantage if you are gassing it.
So you can gas and ram. - Oh, okay.
Then I will gas and ram.
- All right. It's gonna make a saving throw at disadvantage.
- [Lou] Gas and ram, baby. - Gas and ram.
- That's my life motto, gas and ram.
- Gas and ram. - A natural 20 and a two.
If you had not gassed it- - Nice.
- Yes.
- Go ahead and roll 10d10 for me.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Send your kids to school.
♪ Mm, what you say ♪
- That's six. - That's six? Okay.
Oh, gorgeous. All right.
(dice rattling)
- [Lou] Come on.
- Okay.
So. - That looks nice.
- Is this 10? This is 10, right?
- Yeah, zero's 10.
- 61.
64 damage.
- 64 damage. - Nice.
- And knocked prone. - And knocked prone.
So Sprak is giving you the Help action.
Go ahead and give me a vehicle check as you gas it.
- With advantage?
- With advantage. DC 15. - Okay.
16 on the die. - Okay.
- I can roll.
19. - You guys see all
of Seacaster Manor, the clouds go thin enough
that you see the Cloud Rider Engine kind of
(imitates engine crackling) fritz for a second
as this dragon is caught unawares and you effectively jump
a cloudless area in this house, plow through this dragon,
knocking it out of the sky. (imitates air whooshing)
It dives a hundred feet immediately
and it's gonna have to struggle to catch up with you.
As it does so, you land on the other side.
These dragons are gonna get attacks of opportunity.
(dice rolling)
That's a hit. - Cutting Words!
- Go ahead.
(die rolling)
- One.
- Okay. That is still a hit. - On me?
- Silvery Barbs. - On the ship.
- Silvery Barbs. - Silvery Barbs.
That's a miss. - Nice.
- What do you say to a dragon?
- You're ugly.
It works for everyone. - Aw.
- That's just your Ramming It action.
Go ahead with your character turn.
- Okay, so as we were going past this one,
could I have hit this guy with my Returning weapon?
- Absolutely. - Okay.
- Hell yes. - Hell yeah. Go for it.
- I'm gonna do two Reckless Attacks on that guy.
- Oh my god.
Yeah. - Nat 20.
- Un-fucking-believable.
- So that- I mean, he's already prone.
- Yes. - Or it would've knocked
him prone. - Yup.
- And then, I'll try my other attack.
- You're also Blessed. - Oh, yeah.
(die rolling)
Okay.
Five plus...
11. 16?
- 16 does not hit. - Okay.
- Oh, you have that energy stored too.
- Yes.
- Oh yes. 2d12?
- Was this one lightning-based?
- That one is cold-based. - Okay.
- But you took lightning damage.
So you can either deal 2d8 force damage
or 2d12 lightning damage.
- I'll do 2d12 lightning, right?
- Cool. Go for it. - Okay.
- You also do have- - So-
- But also that's only while you're Raging. Are you Raging?
- Okay. I'll bonus action Rage.
- [Brennan] Bonus action Rage, go into it. Cool. Hell yeah.
- Okay. And so that becomes four, right?
- It's 1d12 for the axe damage plus 2d12.
So that's doubled to 6d12 and then Savage Attack at 7d12.
- ♪ Goodbye to the dragon ♪
(Brennan laughing)
- Okay. This is good. - Great.
- Wow. Elemental Rage. New barbificer feature.
- Oh my god.
- Oh, so many ones.
- You have Great Weapon Fighting,
so you re-roll ones and twos. - Oh my god!
- Rolling this many.
- [Ally] Is that a one also or is that a seven?
- It's a seven. - Oh, that's a seven.
- Oh my god. - Oh my fucking god.
- ♪ Goodbye to the ♪
- ♪ Goodbye to the dragon ♪
- So 24 plus 22.
- Fig's going acoustic now.
- Yeah. - 66 plus-
- And the audience is eating it up.
- You're also, aren't you... - Plus seven.
79 damage to this...
- So, all of you watch Gorgug go to take this leap.
Sprak says, "I've got the mizzenmast ready,
oh, Mr. Thistlespring!"
And you see Jawbone goes, "Oh shit!"
as he grabs the gunnel to drop down
to the voting booth as you, bam,
just keelhaul this white dragon. (imitates air whooshing)
(Zac imitates thudding over dragon)
- Uh-oh.
- As it sort of- it gets tangled in its own wings
and somersaults across the deck just long enough for you...
How does Gorgug finish this dragon?
- Gotta put him out of his misery. (imitates axe whooshing)
(Brennan imitates axe whooshing)
- Boom! Lightning crackles.
Your veins in your neck pop out as you feel rage,
and all of you watch Gorgug's blood crackle with electricity
as his eyes go white. Unbelievable.
- Sick. - That dragon is no more.
Okay. - We're living.
- We are fucking- - Live mas.
- [Brennan] Flying out of the clouds here.
(imitates air whooshing)
- Goddammit. - Jesus Christ.
- [Murph] Send some people up to the cannons, please.
- Yes. I'm gonna die. - I've got it, The Ball.
- The ship is immune to poison damage.
The ship will not take this damage.
- Great. - However,
Riz, it's going for you.
- Didn't someone take the thing
that gives them immunity to poison?
- I did. - Oh.
- To the poison condition, I think.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
- Give me Constitution saving throw.
(die rolling)
- Mm-mmm. - Fucking two.
Yeah, I'm fucked. I fail.
- What'd you get?
- Four.
- [Brennan] Riz, you take 50 points of poison damage.
- [Murph] I'm going to Uncanny Dodge that to half it.
- Okay, 25. But you are not under the poisoned condition.
- Great.
Okay, so now I have to do a Concentration check on Haste,
which is very bad.
And I just do that flat, I think.
So, 25, so I have to beat a 12?
- 12. - Okay.
- You can do this, The Ball. - All right.
And I got... Come on, please.
Eight, which is nine. - Need a three or a four.
(Murph sighing)
- Yes! - Three.
- Three! You do not lose Haste. Unbelievable.
- Would've been bad.
- Adaine Abernant, that is you.
- Yes. I am going to grab our good friends Ragh and Mazey,
neither of whom are traitors or turncoats.
- Yes.
- Okay, but we really actually do need to use the guns.
- Oh. You see Ragh goes, "Oh, hell yeah.
Hoot, growl, hoot, growl!" - Don't growl so much.
- Mazey looks over at you, Fabian, in the kitchen
and says, "Is everything all right?"
- Yes.
- Okay. Okay. Cool music video.
And she's gonna run down.
Riz, Mazey and Ragh are loading the guns for you.
- Great. - K2's still there,
so you could have three guns set up
and we can start rotating in.
- Cool. - Just in case
someone falls out.
- Oh, is Jawbone down here as... Oh, no. Jawbone's up with-
- Jawbone's up on the deck.
- I could've told him when I got up there,
like, I got it from here, and tied myself in
the way he did. - So, actually,
Jawbone is gonna run down to the deck as well.
- Great. - Great.
So then we have two guns going.
- You have two guns going.
- Yeah, maybe another shooter. Yeah.
- Riz can run back and forth between the two of them
as they're being loaded and readied.
- Yes.
- Okay. - So that's my ship action.
- Yeah. - Can I shoot it right now
or do I have to...?
- Oh, you're shooting guns as well?
- Yeah, why not? - Great. Yeah.
- Let Adaine have a gun.
- Mazey and Ragh run down. They brush, load. You can fire.
- Great.
16 plus 6 is 22.
- Yes. That is a hit.
- Piercing damage. Oh, yes.
That is 23 damage.
- Woo!
- And then, I will, as my Adaine Abernant action
cast a 4th-level Chromatic Orb at this...
- Green dragon?
- Actually, maybe I'll do a 3rd-level Chromatic Orb
'cause I'm not entirely sure of its resistances.
- [Brennan] Mm-hmm.
- I will do lightning.
- Hell yes.
(die rolling)
- And that's a 15 to hit? Oh, wait! Plus Bless.
19 to hit.
- That hits. - Okay. Great.
- [Brennan] Go ahead and roll damage.
- One, two.
Three.
2nd-level, 3rd-level.
(dice rolling)
That is 10, 11, 12 damage from the Chromatic Orb.
- You send the orb and the cannonball
rippling out in the same motion.
(imitates cannonball firing)
This arcane cannonball firing into the dragon.
Adaine. - Yes.
- At the end of your turn, mama shows up.
(imitates dragon snarling)
- [Siobhan] I knew this bitch was old money.
I could smell it on him.
- [Brennan] She rocks up.
- Oh, you're letting your grandma do your battles for you?
(Ally laughing)
- I'm going to need Gorgug
and the ship to make Dexterity saving throws.
- So, for me...
(dice rolling)
I only rolled a 10.
And then, for the ship.
(dice rolling)
I got a nat 20. - Okay, nice.
- Unbelievable.
- Also, can I say that I did make a mistake at one point.
I think at one point the ship succeeded
on a throw and took 13 damage.
It does not break the damage threshold.
- Incredible. Great.
- So it can get those 13 back.
- Go for it. - Great.
I'm going to... ugh, I hate to use it so early.
I'm gonna give Gorgug my 19 Divination roll.
- For his save? - For his save.
- Okay.
That is very wise, because this breath weapon
just dealt 91 points of lightning damage.
- Great. - Of what, lightning?
- Of lightning. - Okay.
- You picked the right element, my friend.
So that is halved to 45. So that's 45 damage to the ship.
- [Siobhan] Then 45 halved for Gorgug?
- [Brennan] 45 halved for Gorgug. That's correct.
- Okay, so that becomes 22. - 22.
- Nice. - [Lou] Hell yes.
(Brennan imitates dragon screeching)
- As she flies after the ship,
and that is going to then be Figueroth Faeth's turn.
- Okay. So I've been running the party. What does that mean?
- So on your turn, the damage dealt to that ship
that round divided by 10. - Mm-hmm.
- How much damage has the ship taken?
- I mean, total?
- Excluding the shields.
- 91 points of damage.
- And that, sorry, that should be 10 plus.
So that's like a normal DC is 10 plus the damage dealt.
So it's a DC 19 Persuasion or Deception check
to keep the party fun or total panic descends.
- Okay. - So.
- I had a Help action from Adaine.
- So you're rolling with advantage.
- Okay.
(dice rolling)
That is going to be a...
32.
(Brennan laughing)
- Wow. - So as the ship is rocked
by draconic breath weapons and kids are looking
as poison is shattering windows.
- It's all part of the show, baby.
(imitates guitar screeching)
- One kid has his Solo cup fucking shredded by lightning
and goes, "Damn, this party's fucking cool."
- Hey, dude, keep it going, man. Keep it going, dude.
- This baby milk tastes like acid.
(Siobhan laughing)
- Who here wants to get on camera
shooting a dragon out of the sky?
- Great call. Great call. - What?
- Great call. - Yeah.
You see over in the corner you see there's-
Eugenia comes up and says, "I have to say,
your illusion work with these dragons
is absolutely exceptional."
- I want you on a gun.
- What's that?
- I want you on a gun. - No, darling.
- I'd do anything to get you on a gun.
- Oh, darling, you've lost your mind. This is a music video.
(Emily laughing)
- Eugenia. - Yes?
- Bard to rogue. - Yes?
- It's all a fucking lie. I love to fucking lie.
- Wait. Okay. So it's...
So the illusion is a lie?
- No, no, no. We're actually being attacked by dragons.
- Oh, it's double negative. - We're making it fun.
- The lie is a lie. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And what seems to be the lie is the truth. I'm with you.
- Anyways, you're so sneaky.
Please set your Sneak Attack on a weapon.
- Yeah. I'm going to tattoo them, as she rushes out the-
- You'll need one more person below deck
to have three guns running now.
- Okay. - We have eight.
- Eugenia's gonna run down
and help a third gun start running.
- Yeah, 'cause I want her Sneak Attack on the gun.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So sick.
- [Brennan] Okay. Fig, what are you doing
for your character actions?
- Okay. Are we gonna continue going in this direction or?
- You guys are actually flying this way.
- I have 180 feet of movement if I want it.
Should I go out and try and attack that guy?
The big guy? - The big one? Grandma?
- Fig wants to jump out the back and attack a grandma here?
- Yeah, Fig wants to jump on her steed.
- Hell yeah. Let's do it.
- So freaking metal.
- Can I bring a vulture to give me the Help action?
- [Siobhan] Cool Fig cover.
- Honestly, with that incredible Persuasion, yes.
A vulture will come and give you the Help action.
- Yes!
- Let's go. - With the GoPro.
- Yeah. - Oh, yes!
(Emily laughing)
- We'll catalog it later. - Okay.
- All right. I'm gonna go for green.
Booming Blade ain't gonna do anything,
so I'm gonna try and Green-Flame Blade it.
- Okay. All of you watch as Fig jumps off the back
of the ship. Your Daymare (imitates horse whinnying)
Gerard Neigh appears underneath you,
his mane gloriously covering one eye.
(Emily laughing)
(Ally laughing)
As you leap out the back. - [Emily] This is ill-advised!
- This is ill-advised.
- Okay.
I'm gonna hit for sure.
- Okay. - 19 plus 12.
- 31. - 31 to hit.
- [Brennan] 31. That is a hit.
- You can't stop me. Okay.
So I'm gonna Green-Flame Blade,
and since this has hurt one of my party members-
- Mm-hmm. - If I Smite it,
will it count as a-
- You will add an extra d8 to the Smite check. Yes.
It will count as one of those- - Hell yeah.
- Yes. Absolutely. - All right.
I'm gonna fucking Smite it, too.
- Hell yes. - I'm gonna do 4th-level,
which then becomes 6d8, right? Because of the thing.
Okay. And I'm gonna re-roll one of the ones.
To be a two. Okay.
(whispering) 48 plus 5...
- 53. - 53 damage.
- Woo, baby. - Woo.
- A fucking avenging solar devil
flying on an emo Daymare
through the sky takes a solid gold bass,
the Bass of Night's Ending. (imitates bass thudding)
(imitates dragon screeching) This massive dragon
is suddenly stopped in its tracks.
As this happens, you also see the dragon beats its wings.
You must give me a Dexterity saving throw.
(die rolling)
- Blessed. I am Blessed.
- Can never forget thou art Blessed.
(Ally chuckling)
- 18.
- 18 for me, 19 for the mount.
- Both of you are going to take 14 bludgeoning damage,
you and Gerard. - Is it hitting us?
- It's a wing attack. - Okay.
So we both have 10 points of Armor of Ayda on us,
so it takes 20 fire damage.
- Oh my god. Unbelievable. - Hell yeah.
- Finally came into play. - There you go.
You see, all of you looking at the ship
see an image of Ayda Aguefort (imitates air whooshing)
her fiery wings surrounding Fig's solar flare,
and the dragon (imitates dragon snarling) snarls back.
- Did it look like it didn't like the fire damage?
- [Brennan] It did not like the fire damage.
- Then I'm gonna Hellish Rebuke it, too.
- Ah, hell yeah. - Nice.
- All right. It fails its saving throw.
- People are gonna think this music video
cost a lot more than- - Yeah, yeah.
- 21.
- 21 fire damage. Unbelievable.
(imitates dragon snarling)
This thing snarls.
You and your steed are both knocked prone.
You and your steed begin to fall out of the sky.
Each of you see Fig and Gerard Neigh vanish
into the clouds below as they begin to fall.
Another dragon takes to the deck.
- No, come on, man. - Oh no.
- [Brennan] And a red dragon with two heads
appears directly in front of the ship.
- Fires can start. - I think we gotta
keep shoot... There's too many dragons.
We gotta keep just shooting grandma and gassing it.
I think. I think no more worrying about the little babies.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I think
we just gotta fucking gas it. - Shoot grandma and gas it.
- We gotta shoot grandma and gas it.
- I'm gonna need Constitution saves
from Gorgug and Kristen up on deck.
- Is there another way we can phrase it?
- No, shoot grandma and gas it.
- Shoot grandma, or you could ram grandma and gas it.
- You see Sprak says, "I've shot my grandmother many times."
- I can do it with advantage, is that right?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- [Ally] And Bless.
- Okay. Good, good, good, good.
- [Emily] Ram me my grammy.
- Okay, I got a- - 20, not nat.
- 24. - Each of you takes 20
halved to 10 poison damage from this little baby
that lands (imitates dragon squawking) out in the yard.
- Fuck. The baby got me. - This massive
two-headed dragon in front of you,
I'm going to need two Dexterity saving throws here.
- From little old me?
- From little old you.
And I'm going to need two Dexterity saving throws
from Gorgug, and I'm gonna need two Dexterity saving throws
from the ship.
- All right.
The first are me.
(Emily laughing) - Yes.
- Nat 20 on the first one. - Woo!
- Are you gonna beat your record?
- But that was a different dice too.
- That was a different dice. - Yeah.
- Two 17s plus three.
- There was a pack of weighted dice that Zac bought.
- 21. Yeah.
- [Brennan] Wow.
- I went to weighteddice.com.
- [Brennan] Let me know if anyone got a Dex save
that was 16 or under.
- I passed both my personal ones. This is the ship.
- Okay. This is the ship. - 14.
- You're Blessed too, though, remember.
- That was with Bless. - Oh.
- Flash of Genius. - 17?
- Yeah. - 17 saves.
- Woo. - Woo!
- Unbelievable.
Okay, so, the first one
you save on, but do you save on the second saving throw?
- Yes, so the first one I got a 20-something.
And then the one that I didn't save was a 14.
- Okay. So 54 fire damage from one head,
56 fire damage from the second head, halved.
So 27 damage to Kristen. - On the first one?
- Yes, to Kristen, Gorgug, and the ship, on the first one.
And then, 28 on the second one.
- So the first hit, I had six HP after,
and then the second one would've knocked me
except that
I have Relentless Endurance,
and so I stay up at one.
(Brennan laughing) So.
- Un-fucking-believable. Gorgug will not go down.
Also, because the ship made both
of its Dexterity saving throws,
even though it takes fire damage,
it doesn't catch the sails.
- Okay. - So a fire does not start
on the ship. Through the rain and storm,
the wood is wet enough that even this dragon fire...
Had you failed one of those saves with direct fire damage,
it would've been quite bad and a good thing to know
as the fight continues.
- Remember when we died?
- It might happen again.
- Remember when we died. Give me two, actually,
it's gonna be four Concentration saves.
So the first one is, you took 20,
I believe you took 27 that first time,
so that's gonna halve to 13 and the second one's 14.
So you need to make Concentration saves,
two of them at DC 13.
- You still have the Mind Sharpener.
- You're also adding Bless. - Advantage.
- I think Mind Sharpener, if you fail one,
you can just burn a charge or something like that.
- Okay. I'm gonna burn one Mind Sharpener. Second one.
(dice rolling)
There we go, nat 20. - Great. Okay.
So you made all four of those saves.
- Oh, sorry. - 'Cause you're making
Concentration saves for you and the teddy bear.
- Nat 20 again on a different dice.
- Oh yes! - Mm-hmm.
- Last one.
Okay, that is...
Do we honor?
- I think we must honor. I hate to say it.
- I'll bring in the expert.
- You gotta honor the cock.
(all laughing)
- Hey.
- [Brennan] Constitution saving throw.
- 17, and I'm Blessed. Yeah, 20.
- Great. You miraculously hold 'em
with all the (imitates dragon screeching)
as this double-headed red dragon blasts fire
over the front of the ship. As we move from this state
of the battle board, Fig vanishing through the clouds.
Gerard Neigh racing after her.
Gorgug at one hit point, the guy flying the fucking ship.
As you guys move forward, racing
towards the center of Elmville, the storms shift.
(imitates air whooshing)
All of you feel a suction of air and wind.
(imitates air whooshing)
And then you feel something moving.
Even the dragons look afraid.
- Oh, these were just random dragons?
- Oh shit.
- [Brennan] Here comes the Nightmare King.
- [Siobhan] Was gonna save you, Gerard. Goddammit.
- Ahead of you, you see protecting Elmville,
summoned, it is Cassandra, but it is the Nightmare King.
It cannot be the Nightmare King
for Cassandra still has one true believer in this world,
but it cannot be her
because she has been called back beyond.
She was corrupted there in the Astral Realm.
- Two believers.
- And, honestly, looking at Bucky
the way Bucky looks at the shards...
- Honestly, three. - Yeah, two and a half.
- Two and a half. - And, honestly-
- Craig? - You get a text from Craig
saying, "Thinking about you. Is church starting up soon?"
- I write back, "XOXO."
(all laughing)
- A massive, yawning face of the Nightmare King.
I'm going to need a Dexterity saving throw for the ship.
The DC of this Dexterity saving throw is 21.
(Siobhan groaning)
- You've got it. You've always had it.
- [Ally] You've always had it.
- 21.
14 plus- wait.
Is that 14?
Plus six.
I have 20.
It's not a tool check, is it?
- It is a tool check.
- The flying?
- Oh, the flying. Yeah.
- So I'm gonna do the Tool Knack where-
(Brennan laughing)
This is a barbificer feature where it lets me
basically just hit something if it doesn't work.
(Siobhan laughing)
To re-roll. Right?
- Yes, you get to re-roll. - Yes.
- That's absolutely right. - So I make an unarmed attack
that's plus nine. - Here you go.
(die rolling)
- 21. - Oh my fucking god.
So you see that the Cloud Rider attachment to the helm,
this little thing is like, (imitates attachment fizzling)
- No, no, no, no. Not like this. Not like this.
- Bam! You smash your head (imitates air whooshing)
and a massive fist (imitates air whooshing) careens
past the ship as the Nightmare King
tries to just punch the ship out of the sky.
That was about to be 12d6 plus 20 damage.
- Yikes.
- Unbelievable. Okay. The dragons are gonna go.
I'm gonna roll for these dragons.
- Have you gone yet?
- I haven't gone yet.
- If you have a spell that you would wanna-
- Abso-fucking-lutely. Mass Healing Word,
me and Gorgug and anybody else around.
Or, you know what, I'll do Mass Cure Wounds.
- In the meantime, I am going to roll in front of the board.
I need the Box of Doom just to have
a space in front of the board to roll.
There are a series of black dragons
that are going to see if they recharge their acid breath.
- God fucking dammit.
- They recharge on a five or a six.
(die rolling)
That is a one. - Woop.
- Okay. - Yes.
(die rolling)
- That is a two. - Yes.
- 20. - 20? Okay.
- [Brennan] The black dragons close on Seacaster Manor.
(imitates air whooshing) Flying in behind
as fast as they can. As they do so,
they deal 14, 12,
10, and 8 points of damage.
- So no damage. - No damage
as they sail in to the ship.
Riz Gukgak, that is your turn.
You got two of the younger, smaller black dragons
on the back, and you've got a green dragon up on the deck,
but all these other ones, a couple blue dragons
and this injured green dragon off to the side as well.
- Keep going after the smaller ones, I guess.
Cool. I'll do first one is green guy.
- Cool.
- And I'll use Boggy.
(dice rolling)
- Wow.
- Wow, that is a spin. - Did a spin forever.
- Yeah. - That's a 23 to hit.
- 23 hits.
- Yeah, yeah.
(dice rolling)
All right. Everyone needs to relax.
- [Brennan] Kristen on deck, and then Fabian after.
- Now this is a mouth.
You could say the fighting's over now.
It's all love (indistinct) kiss.
- That's where we're gonna put the ship, right?
- 44 damage.
- Oof, and that's just your ship action.
You have your own turn as well.
- Since we've got two rogues down here,
instead of me doing some bullshit where I hold actions,
can I just use my action to Help Eugenia?
- Sure. - So that she
can get Sneak Attack? - Yeah, absolutely.
- 'Cause I have Haste.
- She needs another person on the cannon.
- But we are all loaded up.
We have enough people to go back and...
For me to go back and forth. - Yeah.
- Instead of me holding reaction,
can she just go on my turn and I run over and help her?
- Yes, you can. - Give her advantage?
- Hell yeah. Go ahead and roll for her with advantage.
She adds a plus 11 to this attack roll.
- Great.
(dice rolling)
23.
- Please roll 3d10 plus 9d6.
- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. - Yeah. Eugenia.
- She looks at you says, "I am so pleased that you found me.
The last time I got a Sneak Attack on somebody
with a cannon, we were in my home."
(Murph laughing)
(Emily laughing)
- We're in our friend's home.
(so many dice rolling)
- Okay. Okay. Here we go. Six.
What was that?
That's another six.
- And then plus five for her Dex.
- 58 damage.
- [Brennan] This dragon had 57 hit points left.
- Oh shit. - Ooh.
- Eugenia!
- Eugenia puts a little ghostly pirate hat
made of vapor and goes, "Ain't no party
like a Seacaster party 'cause a Seacaster party blows up.
Yeah!" - Yeah, Eugenia!
(indistinct) - Dragon-
- Eugenia, I get it now. I get your vibe now.
(Brennan laughing)
And then, can I use... I have so much action economy
because of Haste. Can I just run down the hall
and just dive under something to hide and get full cover?
- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll get full cover. Absolutely.
- That's good. Smart. - I just freaking hide.
Yeah. - Yes.
You dive to get full cover.
After you, this larger blue dragon is gonna swoop in.
It's gotta see if it recharges.
This is a big one 'cause Gorgug's only-
at very low hit points.
(die rolling)
Five, recharges breath weapon.
- Damn. - Ew. Ew.
- I'm gonna need Dex saves for the ship,
Gorgug, and then Kristen as well.
(dice rolling)
- There we go.
- A 13. So I fail that Dex save. And then the ship?
- The ship. Yup. - With Bless?
- Yeah.
(dice rolling)
- Kristen.
- I got a 19. - 19. You succeed.
- The ship got a 18 plus six, so 24.
- Okay, the ship succeeds.
So that's gonna be 59 lightning damage to Gorgug halved-
- To 29. - To 29.
- I still go down. - Okay.
Gorgug goes down, and then that's gonna be 29 damage
to Kristen, 29 damage to the ship.
So, Gorgug goes to zero, drops. (imitates ship whirring)
The ship suddenly lists without Gorgug's hands on the wheel.
After that dragon's turn is Kristen Applebees' turn.
- Great. I cast a 6th-level heal on Gorgug.
He goes up to 70 hit points.
- Yeah! - Holy shit!
But you are out of Rage
and anything you were Concentrating on ended.
- I'm not Concentrating, just trying to be alive.
(Siobhan laughing)
- Hell yeah. - I'm bloody.
My body is falling apart.
I'm gonna look at Gorgug and go, I have to go.
(Zac laughing)
(Brennan laughing)
I'll be nearby. - Just mouthful of blood.
- But I have to go.
(all laughing)
And I run for my life. I have 13 hit points.
I have 13 hit points and no Dex. Why was I up here? Why?
(all laughing)
- Why? Someone who can't not get hit by lightning
running on the deck during a crazy magic storm.
- Just imagine Kristen on the deck
just every single time lightning flashes just hits them.
Hits them. - Fuck!
(Lou groaning)
Fuck!
- You need to go embrace yourself
and get healed by yourself. - Exactly.
- I'll say too, Kristen, you're looking out.
You see the face of...
This face is like (imitates air whooshing)
You see images of a skull underneath the clouds.
This is a warped version of a thing that is stuck in limbo
between Cassandra and the Nightmare King.
Where do you go? What are you going to do?
You're gonna run below decks or what do you wanna do?
- Okay. I am going to run and get K2
and have her heal me.
- Okay.
- And I'm going to send
a prayer out to Cassandra,
I think, holding the shards when I'm being healed.
- [Brennan] You're holding the shards
and you feel Yolanda's little-
- Coin? - Little coin,
the one that said,
"When the only thing left to believe in is believing."
You feel that glowing and you feel the storm outside.
Go ahead and have K2 heal you.
Fabian Aramais Seacaster, that is your turn.
- Okay. So the ship has sustained 84 damage.
- [Brennan] Okay.
- Is running the party,
is that a action or is that just gonna happen?
- That's a ship action that either you or Fig can do,
but Fig can't do it now that the...
So you kind of, you gotta do it.
- Okay.
- Unless you wanna let total panic descend
or if you wanna do-
- Do I get a- (laughing)
do I get a sense of how bad total panic would be?
Is it- - Pretty bad.
- How total, you know?
- It'd be pretty bad.
- Okay.
- I could also try to, on my turn-
- No. - If the dragon-
- [Brennan] Honestly- - Wait.
If the dragon could catch me,
and then I could just fly by
doing the shocker sign and flash everyone.
- The shocker sign?
- Maybe that could be running the party.
- If Fig feels confident...
I would also let Fig do a run the party check
at a distance at disadvantage.
- Okay. - If you wanted
to be falling through the sky, running the party.
(Emily laughing)
- I mean, yeah. - I guess that would...
Yeah, that'd be sick as hell. - Yeah.
- I feel like the only people that do the shocker sign
are also out loud saying, "Shocker."
- Yeah. - Shocker!
- Fig is there right now. - Right.
- [Brennan] Okay.
- In that case, we're just gonna get
one last round of voting in. - Hell yeah.
- Just to make sure we win. - Okay. Here we go.
- You're still on the screen somehow.
(Zac and Emily laughing)
- We gotta get that the fuck outta here.
- That's gonna be a Persuasion?
- Persuasion. - 21.
- With advantage because you're-
- Oh, 'cause I'm the most popular boy in school.
(Ally chuckling)
That's gonna be 21.
- 21 times 5 is 105.
305 students have voted.
- Do I get a sense that they will have
anywhere near that many votes?
- Well, here's the thing.
There are just a little over 500 students at Aguefort.
You had 200 votes, which was challengeable.
At 300 votes, you have more than half
of the school locked up and good to go.
- Okay. Great.
- No matter what fuckery they're doing, you have 300 votes.
That's a majority of the school.
There's nothing they can do-
- We're confident locking in the projection.
- We're locking in, yes. - Yes. We're calling it?
- We cut to Steve Kornacki.
Incredible. - Great, then I'm gonna rip on the Hangman,
jump over the voting booth, and drive into the cannonade
to join my friends there.
- Unbelievable. Great. You go join in the cannonade.
What actions do you wanna take on your turn?
- I mean, I'll fire a cannon if there's a loaded cannon.
- Hell yeah. You got young blue dragon
to the side of the ship right there. Go for it.
- Great. Hey, what's up, Mazey? This is pretty cool, right?
- She's like, yeah, "This is sick as hell, honestly.
It's fucking amazing." - Yeah.
- Yeah, it's great. - This is kinda every day
for me. (Siobhan laughing)
That's gonna be a 20.
- 20 hits.
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
(Ally laughing)
- Can borrow two 10? Yeah. - A d10, yeah.
(dice rolling)
- That's gonna be 12, 15 points of damage.
- You fire. Any other bonus actions from you on that turn?
- Is there any chance I could see Gorgug
if I poked my head out the cannonade?
- Yeah. I think so.
- Gorgug!
(Zac shrieking)
Don't fucking crash my parents' boat
and I give you a Bardic Inspiration.
(all laughing)
- I feel inspired. Thank you.
- Incredible. Okay.
After Fabian's turn, this little medium-sized dragon
lands on the back of the ship right near Gorgug.
It's gonna see if it can recharge its breath weapon.
A five or a six.
(die rolling)
That's a six. Gorgug, Dex save for you and the ship.
- Okay. For me.
(dice rolling)
I got a...
Does Bless stay on you when you get knocked
and then come back up?
- I think because the person still has Concentration on it,
I'll rule that it- Kristen never dropped.
Right? Yeah. - Okay. Cool.
I got a...
22.
- Okay. - Then the ship will get
29. - Okay.
You each take 20 halved to 10 lightning damage
as this (imitates dragon screeching) sort of,
again, smaller elephant-sized dragon
fires a breath weapon at you. - Ship don't take shit.
- Ooh, that's right. It has a damage threshold.
That damage threshold has been really helping the ship
this last couple times. - Thank god.
- These little dragons can't touch my parents' house.
(Ally laughing)
- My parents'- - Gorgug Thistlespring,
that is your turn.
- I'm gonna ram the fucking red dragon, right?
- Yeah. - Go for it.
- Fucking gas and ram, dude. Gas and ram.
- Gas and ram.
- Gas and ram, dude.
- Do I roll or it makes a save, right?
- It's gonna make a save, but if you gas it,
it does it with disadvantage.
- Okay. I'm gassing it.
- Gas and ram. - Yeah.
- [Zac] There's no reason not to, I guess.
- Into the mouth of Cassandra.
- [Siobhan] Yes, you gotta gas. - Gas it.
- That is a nat one.
- Oh. - Go ahead
and roll damage for this dragon.
- It's 10d10.
(Murph laughing)
- That's what Em said.
- [Lou] What's up?
- Em just said, "A little gas it."
- Gas it. - Gas it.
- Fucking Cartman's here?
- Gas it. - 20.
- [Ally] You re-roll ones and twos.
- Do I for this?
- This is a great weapon, let me tell you.
This is a very big weapon, about as big as they come.
I will allow you to re-roll. - Hey!
- [Emily] Hey.
- We're re-rolling over here.
- And then, you get a two again.
- Hey, I'm rolling over here.
- I'm re-rolling ones and twos over here.
- I'm re-rolling ones and...
I'm a Great Weapon Fighter over here.
- Bada bing.
- 63. 63 damage. - [Brennan] Oh my god.
- Yes. - The ship, boom!
Collides with this red dragon. (imitates dragon screeching)
Fire from its nostrils, and, Gorgug, you can-
- Can I do what I did last time?
- You can do what you did last time.
You're not Raging right now. - Okay.
- [Brennan] Right? So you have to
bonus action Rage if you wanted to.
- Bonus action Rage. - Yes.
- But it is also knocked prone,
so you get advantage on it no matter what.
- Woo-hoo. - But, you know, whatever you wanna do.
- To use my Elemental Rage-
- You have to be Raging. That's correct.
- Okay. But is it still charged
from last time I got hit by lightning?
- I'll say it's still charged. I'll say it's still charged.
- [Zac] Okay.
- But you have to use a bonus action to go back into a Rage.
- Okay. I will use that bonus action.
- [Siobhan] Simply saying. - [Lou] Just saying.
- [Siobhan] Debate me. - [Ally] The AI.
- 23 to hit.
- And then, second one.
9 plus 11. 20 to hit?
- [Brennan] 20 to hit. So you hit twice.
- Okay. I hit twice. No crits.
- But you are gonna add those d12s of lightning damage.
- Yeah, yeah, d12s of lightning damage.
That's gonna be...
21 plus... 27,
34 plus 6 damage.
- So you only add six?
- Oh, sorry, 12.
So 46. - Okay. Got you.
The red dragon is bloody. (imitates blood splashing)
A lot of the bigger dragons are looking kind of bloodied
out on the field. You've injured a lot of them.
Okay. You gas it. This red dragon falls out of the sky.
And you just sort of flying into Cassandra's open mouth
as you closed into range here.
- It's like a theme park ride.
- Right? - (uncertain noise)
- [Brennan] Adaine, that is going to be your turn.
- Flying into the tunnel.
- I guess, yeah.
- So what I forgot to add at the beginning of the episode,
but I did say it at the end of the last episode.
- Yes. - Is that we all have
Telepathic Bond on. - Amazing.
- So can I say to Fig, Fig, are you good?
Can you get back? - I do a thumbs up.
- Okay. - Can you hear it?
My thumb is up. I'm also doing the shocker.
Can you hear it? (Ally laughing)
- I heard a shocker pretty loud.
- Yeah. That's so cool. - I heard you yell, "Shocker!"
- Can we turn down the shocker?
- That's really rad. Can you hear me do this?
(Emily laughing)
Can you hear that? - All right.
Everyone, turn this off if we're gonna be this nasty.
- Can you guys hear this?
- [Siobhan] Is that a tiny violin?
Oh, no it's the tiniest little-
- The smallest little middle finger you've ever seen.
- Little Brad Pitt moment.
- Oh, are you cranking it? Are you cranking?
- The smallest little rock fist you've ever seen.
(Emily laughing)
Can you guys hear this?
- I can hear it. - I can hear it.
- Can I use the gun and then run out on deck?
Is that a thing I can do? - Yeah, absolutely.
You can do that. - Okay. Great.
So I will do a gun attack. - Hell yeah.
- She's really rolling. That's a 22 to hit.
- [Brennan] Which, are you going after this red one here
or this blue one here?
- The red one's almost down, right?
- [Brennan] Well, it's knocked prone and it's bloody,
but you don't know how close to down it is.
- I'll go for the red one. - Okay.
- I'm scared of the red one 'cause of the fire.
- Yeah. Go ahead and roll 3d10 plus your Dex modifer.
- Oh, it's plus Dex? - Uh-huh.
(dice rolling)
- Oh. - [Lou] Big sexy.
- 22 plus 2.
24. Big sexy.
- Boom! Hit with a cannonball on its way out of the sky.
Great. - And then,
I'm gonna run onto the deck
and I'm gonna punch this blue dragon in the face.
(Ally gasping)
- Let's go. Here we go.
- Adaine the fighter begins.
- I'm gonna do a 5th-level Adaine's Furious Fist.
- Here we go. Let's do it.
- Mm, that's a 15 to hit?
- Bless, Bless.
- Oh, plus Bless.
- You need to roll two or higher.
- I got a two. - Hey! There it is.
- Okay.
- All right. Go ahead and roll damage.
- Caravan of angels carrying me to the finish line.
- Takes a village.
- It truly takes a village.
- It takes a village to hit a dragon. - Can I steal back
some of my d10- can I steal back my d10s?
- Yeah, take yours, 'cause they roll...
- Yeah, they roll real nice. - They roll insane.
- Oh, that's hot. - One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, and I'll re-roll one of them.
(dice rolling)
- Ooh.
- Okay, so that's-
- So good.
- 20.
48.
50.
62.
(die rolling)
65 points of damage, force damage.
- Gorgug, you are steering.
This blue dragon lands, blasts you with lightning yet again.
- Stop.
- You slash this red dragon. It tumbles over the ship.
As the other one opens...
It's literally got its jaw over your head
and Adaine busts out of the hatch
and, Adaine, describe what happens to this dragon
as it goes from completely fine to dead.
- It flies in slow-mo off the side of the ship
and just tumbles end over end through the clouds.
- You hear a cheer from downstairs, "Party wizard!"
- Yes. - K-K-K-K-KO. (imitates air whooshing)
As this dragon fucking vanishes.
- What's it like inside?
- It's fucking rad as hell. I'm sorry.
Do you wanna swap? - Aw.
- I'm not very good at steering stuff.
- Yeah, let's swap.
- But I'll do it if you want.
- Gorgug runs away.
- Oh, I thought he was gonna say no.
- Let's go, yeah. No.
(both laughing)
- [Brennan] Okay, gang. Mama.
- [Lou] (whining) No.
- Flies up. - Lame.
- [Brennan] As she does so, Gorgug, you have True Seeing.
Adaine, you have See Invisibility.
- Oh shit.
- Kipperlilly, Oisin, and Jace Stardiamond
leap off of her back onto the back of the ship.
None of them come out of invisibility yet,
but you can still see them all perfectly
with the spells you have on.
- I say over Telepathic Bond,
(whispering) let's just act like we don't see them.
- Gorgug, I am going to need
two Wisdom saving throws from you.
- Okay. And is this a specific effect,
would I know, just 'cause-
- It's not a fear or a charm.
(die rolling)
- Okay. - Ooh, and Bless.
(die rolling)
- 21.
22. - 22 on the first one.
Okay.
(die rolling)
(Emily laughing)
- And 22 on the second one.
- Unbelievable.
- What are they... What's going on?
- You see as they land,
Kipperlilly sees both of them cast a spell.
She snaps something in her hand.
All three of them teleport and are gone.
- Can I make any sorta check
as to what the thing that was snapped?
- 'Cause you can see everything. - Give me an Arcana check.
- That seems like that was just a teleport, right?
- Oh, yeah. Can I also do an Arcana check?
- Oh yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Go for it.
(dice rolling)
- I got a 25.
- I got a seven.
- It looks like a Rune of Recall.
It looks like a one-use teleportation
that she had a readied action to use
after they cast whatever spell they cast.
- They probably read your mind and got the god.
- [Zac] Yeah.
- [Brennan] You did roll two 22s.
- Okay.
- Very high saving throw.
- Guys, I think-
- That's why we should've taken that devil's honey
and forgotten the name ourselves.
- Damn.
- Grandma is going to seize
the back of the ship,
and I think she's going to just attack the ship.
First of all, is gonna use her Frightful Presence.
So I need Wisdom saving throws from Adaine.
- Is it a fear effect?
- [Brennan] It is fear effect.
- I ate a- - You're Raging.
Oh, right. Oh, you ate the Vulture's-
- 'Cause I don't have those, I, you know.
- Yes, yes, yes. Gotcha.
Adaine, you are gonna roll this with disadvantage.
(dice rolling)
- Okay. - Okay.
- Plus Bless.
- Bless. - Plus Bless.
(die rolling)
- Get Blessed. - [Emily] Bless this mess.
- That is a
19, 20, 21, 22.
- You just feel once again this draconic fear filling you
like it did back in the gymnasium in freshman year.
But you quell the anxiety. You quell the panic.
You are not afraid.
- Fig, can you hear this?
(Brennan laughing)
- What? - Can you hear this?
- Sorry. I started listening to a podcast.
- Oh, is it good?
- It's my own podcast.
It's "Complicated Women: Kipperlilly".
- Oh, I love that podcast.
- Do not put it on the-
- [Siobhan] Can you put it on the thread?
- Are you just reviewing it? - Do not.
- It's on the Bluetooth here on the party.
- I'm just trying to get listens.
- It's killing the vibe.
- Fig, what's your password? I have to change it back.
- Oh, wait. No. Don't skip the ads. I love the ads.
- What?
- Fig makes the ads funny, okay?
(Emily laughing)
- Okay. Just coughing up blood.
- [Lou] Wow, Fig, you did an original song for the ads?
- Yeah. I'm new so I'm trying so hard.
(all laughing) - Dang.
- 25 halved to 12 damage, a mix of piercing and lightning.
- 25 halved to 12? Okay. - Yeah. Halved to 12.
As mama bites you. And then the claw.
(Ally laughing)
And then, Adaine. - Yeah.
- [Brennan] She crits on you.
- She actually gets a three.
- She misses you. - Great.
- Nice. - Woof.
- That's the end of my Portent rolls.
- Fig, that's gonna be you.
You are falling. Give me a Perception check.
It's a DC 20 Perception check
for Gerard Neigh to find you in the storm.
- Oh, Gerard Neigh has to do the DC 20.
I actually gave him a Bardic, so.
- [Brennan] Here we go, Gerard. Find your girl, Gerard.
- Find her, Gerard. - Gerard.
Okay. His Perception. He has a plus six to it.
Come on, Gerard. - If he's falling,
his bangs will fall out of his face.
- He's also Blessed too, right, from the Blesses?
- [Ally] Of course.
- That's a nat 20.
- [Brennan] Unbelievable. I'm gonna say-
- I just spread my legs and he just swooshes in.
- Fig comes charging back up.
Also, I'm gonna say on a nat 20-
- Mm-hmm.
- Coming from the other direction,
you see another flying steed, Baxter the griffin
comes charging in. - Yes.
- [Ally] Sandra Lynn.
- From the other way. - I'm not trying
to see my mom right now.
- Sandra Lynn is not onboard. - Oh.
- Baxter. Solo Baxter.
- Solar Baxter? Solar?
(Siobhan laughing)
- Okay, so I am gonna try and turn that nat 20
into a shocker flash
outside the window of the party. - All right.
How much damage has the ship taken since the last time?
It was 84. So I think it's an 18.
- 18 now.
Let's do it. Go ahead and roll Persuasion.
You can do this with an advantage as you
ride up with the shocker.
- Gorgeous.
I got a...
34.
- You see one kid grabs another kid's face and goes,
(screaming) "This is the best party ever!
I'm having so much fun!
(Emily laughing)
(shrieking) I'm having so much fun!"
- Fabian's just gonna look down. What happened?
(Brennan screaming)
- Thank you!
- As I do that, I'm like, get on the guns, baby.
We're making a music video.
- This kid, you guys see a kid runs and hits a cannon
with his body so hard that he and the cannon burst
out of the side of the ship. - Whoa.
- Falling into the sky. - Oh no.
- Feather Fall. Feather Fall.
- Bam. You hit him with Feather Fall.
- He Counterspells it.
- He's gonna fall two miles down.
- [Murph] He has to walk home.
- He's gonna fall for a little bit
and then just speed back up. - [Murph] And just land
in Bastion City.
- [Brennan] And then, Fig, your character turn.
- My character turn. Okay.
Are we feeling like we're trying to finish off these guys
or should I just try to attack this guy again?
- Somebody's gotta go after grandma.
- Grandma? - Well, mama bit you, so.
- All right, grandma. - Grandma bit you.
Well, these days, grandma's biting.
- Yeah.
- When mama bites you, I bite back.
- He says, you gotta bite back.
- Gotta bite back, baby.
- Gerard Neigh could also give you the Help action.
- Yeah. We're gonna do that. We are gonna do that.
(Lou gasping)
(Murph laughing)
Now I understand why paladins are religious.
(Emily laughing)
(dice rolling)
Okay. I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit.
(die rolling)
15 plus 12, 27 to hit.
- 27 hits.
- Okay.
Gonna do my damage. And this is a Green-Flame Blade.
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.
(Siobhan laughing)
- 58 damage.
- Nice. - Woo.
- Woo! - Yes.
- Badly, badly bloodied.
- I think, bonus action, maybe I'll just look at Gorgug.
Hey, man. You got this.
Actually, I didn't cast a spell.
So I can Healing Word him. We gotta save some heals.
I'm gonna just bonus action give you a Bardic.
- Okay. End of your turn, grandma whips you
with her tail for 14 points of bludgeoning.
Go ahead and give me a Concentration saving throw.
- Well, was that an attack?
- It was an attack, yes.
- Shield.
- She still hits with the Shield.
- Okay. What do you want me to do?
- Concentration, DC 10.
- 10. Nat 20.
- [Brennan] Unbelievable. Here we go.
Red dragon gonna roll recharges for each of its heads.
(dice rolling)
One of the heads recharges.
- Boo.
- As it does so, I'm going to need a Dexterity saving throw
for Gorgug, Adaine, and the ship.
(dice rolling)
- For me, I got a...
Oh, plus Bless.
- Ooh.
- A 19 for me. - Okay.
- And then, for the ship is...
(dice rolling)
A natural 20.
- Nice. - Incredible.
- Yeah. - Adaine.
- I got a 16.
- Okay. 16.
Adaine, you take 64 points of fire damage.
The ship and Gorgug each take 32.
The ship does not catch flame.
And because only one of its heads resets,
it doesn't get to roll the other score.
Green dragon wyrmling, the younger green dragon.
It does not recharge. It is going to attack,
and its damage cannot meet the threshold.
- Okay.
- So, we go back to the top.
Okay, there's two of the acid dragons left.
(dice rolling)
Neither recharges. - Nice.
- [Brennan] They're gonna come and attack the ship.
- Anyone comes within 15 feet of me, let me know.
- I bet a couple would.
- Yeah, grandma just attacked you.
- Both of the black dragons
are gonna fly through your Spirit Guardians.
Go ahead and roll damage. - Okay.
Wisdom save or they take 11. If they pass, they take half.
- Okay. - And their speed is reduced.
- And their speed is halved.
- Okay. We're gonna roll for this damage four times.
(dice rolling)
19 damage to the ship.
- Lame.
- Doesn't beat the threshold. Doesn't beat the threshold.
Riz Gukgak, that's your turn.
- Okay. You know what? Is grandma looking hurt?
- Grandma's looking quite hurt, yes.
- Okay. I'm gonna start helping with grandma.
- [Brennan] Okay.
- That's really sweet of you.
- Thank you. - [Ally] Aw, that's so sweet.
- Finally taking-
- Gonna put grandma in the ground.
(Siobhan laughing)
- That's sweet.
- Oh, actually, not great.
That is only- oh, we got Bless. We got Bless.
- You got Bless.
- Never forget we are Blessed.
- Oh, okay. That's 19?
- 19 exactly hits. - Nice.
- Woo! - [Brennan] Bless.
- Thank god.
- You almost didn't hit grandma.
- Almost did not hit grandma. - And you have to hit grandma.
- Gotta hit grandma. Otherwise, what's the point?
- [Murph] Especially when she's biting.
- Yeah, when mama bites you, you gotta hit grandma.
- [Murph] When mama bites, you gotta hit grandma.
(dice rolling)
- Ooh.
(Ally laughing)
- Ooh.
- Oh. - Oh.
- 53 damage.
- (mouth full of almonds) Oh my fucking god.
Riz, as the ship momentarily drops as Gorgug is flying,
you skid to the side, and the broad side
reveals the massive dragon who now swerves
around to the side. What happens to grandma?
(Murph imitates cigarette whooshing)
- Flick the cigarette as I-
- Oh no. It hit me.
- No. Sorry, Fig.
- Fig's dead.
- [Ally] Ah, it's not a clove.
- She's immune to fire damage.
Fig, I'm doing the shocker.
(all laughing)
- I guess I just mutter to myself, "Sorry, Oisin.
You shouldn't have been such a freaking douche bag.
I'm gonna kill your grandma."
(Brennan laughing)
And I blast her.
- Oh, that's his grandma.
- It's probably good for him
'cause he's gonna inherit it all.
- Blasts a hole in her wing and causes her
to spiral out of the sky.
- [Brennan] Spirals out of the fucking sky.
- [Zac] ♪ Grandma got shot out of... ♪
(all laughing)
- And then, I will second action run over to Eugenia
to help her shoot the red dragon.
- Nice. Nice. - Hell yeah.
Go ahead, give me attack rolls plus 11.
- Woo.
Oh, so bad.
(Siobhan laughing)
Oh no. Oh no.
17?
- 17's not gonna do it. - No.
- Boom. Goes wide.
Those are ship actions. Any other actions from Riz?
- Can't really- - Could I Flash of Genius that
from the- - From the deck?
Yeah, absolutely.
- Nice. - And I'll
Flash of Genius to add three to that.
- That would be great. 20?
- Turns a miss into a hit.
- Yeah. - Whoa.
- Gorgug, you get a sense.
'Cause you remember, you heard these cannons fire
one after the other before.
You see the one strike the massive blue dragon in the chest.
- Wow. - And go
(imitates air whooshing) swerving around to the sides.
- Oh yeah.
- Plus five, 54 damage.
- Riz, you jump up and Eugenia says,
I think you might be one of the most remarkable students
to ever come through this school.
A beep boo beep bum bum, ba da do do deet do deet.
And fires one ball, both heads clean off.
(imitates dragon screeching)
- I pour her some bad baby milk and I start swishing my own.
- Yes. Yes.
- Oh my god. This tastes exactly like breast milk.
- Excuse me? - What?
(all laughing)
- It does. That's why I don't fuck with it.
(all laughing)
You guys are all so fucking weird.
- What is everyone talking about?
- [Brennan] Incredible!
- Adaine throws up a little bit.
- Well, Jesus Christ, I think both of the last major dragons
have just been wiped off the fucking field.
I think the other dragons clear.
I think the other dragons begin to clear
and vanish from the field. - Yeah.
- Get outta here.
- Since we're telepathic, would you guys have told us
that they showed up invisible?
- Yeah. Oh yeah. For sure. - Okay.
So they're trying to read our fucking minds.
- I'm embarrassed. I didn't let you know.
- Like nothing happened.
- Nothing happened to me. Just a bunch of dragons-
- Nobody broke a little stick, okay?
- Kipperlilly had a little stick, everybody.
- They broke a stick at me.
(Siobhan laughing)
- Kristen, that's actually your turn next.
- I would love to run up the stairs back up to the...
above board on the ship and try to,
looking up at this Cassandra cloud,
cast Divine Intervention and give it a little shot.
- Definitely Box of Doom.
- Would it be weird for me to give her the Help action?
- No. We can allow that.
- Also, there's two Kristens. Two Divine Interventions.
- We both run up there. - Okay.
- And we both try to cast Divine Intervention.
- If you're gonna have K2 try for a Divine Intervention-
- Uh-huh.
- I am gonna have it dissolve her if it works.
- What? No.
- We love her, and she just got into Hudol.
So, she has a really beautiful life ahead of her.
But if it helps get a Divine Intervention-
- Her and Percival are going steady.
- So we're gonna roll for regular Kristen Applebees.
- Okay. Come on. - Yeah.
- [Brennan] For the first.
- There's no reason rolling two.
If I don't get a zero or a one on it, then it's a miss.
So this is my first one.
(die rolling)
Seven. - Okay.
But you roll with advantage. - Oh, right.
- Getting the Help action. So go ahead and roll again.
This is just for the first Kristen.
(die rolling)
- Two. Goddammit. - I know.
Okay. K2. - Mm-hmm.
- Can also get the Help action here.
If this is how this works,
I don't know that this show will ever recover.
(Siobhan laughing)
- British Kristen runs up and says, "What are we doing?"
(die rolling)
That's an eight. - Okay.
Also a Help action, so-
- [Ally] And then she says-
- Now if this is a zero or a one,
I could see a world where I quit.
(all laughing)
I could see a world where I quit the show.
- Look. - British Kristen
looks right into the camera and she says, blimey.
(die rolling)
That's a one!
- Now, what that means is that means there's a one.
Which means- you're 14th level.
So you're gonna roll another d10.
If it is a zero, one, two, three, or four,
so there's a 50% chance
that the act of divine mystery
that saves the world is British Kristen saying blimey.
(all laughing)
- She says, I don't know if you heard me.
I said, blimey.
(die rolling)
- [Brennan] That's a two!
(all laughing)
- Hey, man. - Oh yeah.
- Hey, we had a great run. - It's been really fun.
- [Zac] That was awesome.
- Great run. - It was so great meeting you
and working with you for all these years.
- Thank you. I need a ride home. I need a ride home.
- British Kristen. - Do it. For real, do it.
(all laughing)
- You're in the ship. - How's it going?
- You don't really know what's happening
or who any of these people are.
- No. Yeah, I agree.
- You just got into Hudol.
You're feeling really good about that.
This party is incredible. - Yeah.
- Maybe there's something on top of the ship.
What's that about?
Should you go up? I guess.
- Why not? - Yeah.
(Emily laughing)
And as you come up onto the deck of the ship-
- Mm-hmm. - Without any context
or understanding of what you're seeing at all,
why this cloud looks like a person.
- Uh-huh. It looks kinda ugly.
- You say what comes to you in your heart.
- She reaches deep inside.
She's only been on earth a few days.
- Mm-hmm. (Emily laughing)
- She might be pregnant.
- What? - Fabian?
- That was a scene we didn't get to see.
- No. No. No, no, no, no, no.
- [Siobhan] What the fuck, Fabian? - No, no, no, no.
- And as she thinks about the uncertainty of that
(Emily laughing)
and not really knowing if she did the test right or not,
'cause the instructions were a little confusing.
- And she did it at the drugstore.
- And she did it at the drugstore in the little trashcan
that's next to the heart rate cuff. - In the trash can?
- She says, blimey.
(Emily laughing)
And she feels like something in that worked.
(all laughing)
- [Brennan] Great. Thank you so much.
(all laughing)
Perfect.
- I will just say, you don't have to do anything
with this you don't want to.
Divine Intervention is you request your deity's aid.
That could literally be anything.
- Ally, the issue is that the person who requested the aid
is K2, British Kristen.
- Okay. She could just become unpregnant in that moment
and that's how you honor that?
- I stepped out of The Dome for two seconds
and we just determined that the person I said would,
on a success, dissolve is pregnant.
So let me be clear, very clear. Here is what happened!
- I wanna keep it. - No, no, no, no, no.
I think it's time. I think it's time.
You had your chance, and what you did was say blimey.
So now here's what happens, okay?
In this world, because simulacrum are bizarre,
basically half-baked wizard clones,
whatever the pregnancy thing that happened
while I was out of here is just that all simulacrum
test positive for that
because they're basically just made of stem cells
and they just register as pregnancies. Okay?
They're fucked-up, arcane clones,
and whatever their anatomy or biological sex,
they always pee pregnant. Okay?
- Would it make you more mad
if I said I don't wanna do this anymore
'cause we need another healer for the final battle?
- Unfortunately, as Kristen Numero Uno recognizes that,
Kristen 2 says, blimey.
Cassandra/the Nightmare King vomits lightning
and vaporizes Kristen 2, giving all of you a chance
to fly through the open mouth and appear in Elmville.
(all laughing)
Like a fucking haunted wizard clone
mini golf lightning extravaganza.
- Riz is weeping.
- It's how she would have wanted to go.
- K2. No!
- K2!
- It's all love!
- Now!
- [Ally] It's all love now.
- As she extrudes through time to go back to England,
which doesn't exist in this world, goddammit.
Goddammit. - Fabian,
are you okay? - No.
- Are you okay? - No.
- Did you have a thing with Kristen 2?
- Yes. - How do you think she got pregnant?
(all laughing)
- I knew it. I knew it.
- Okay, for you...
- She's not pregnant.
- [Brennan] She's not pregnant. She's not pregnant.
- She honestly wasn't even British.
(all laughing)
- [Murph] Then why did she go to England?
- When she was uploaded, all she got
was "Skins" seasons three and four
to study to be a high schooler.
- Oh, that's why she was so quick to get pregnant.
- Yeah, exactly.
How much of this can we cut out, you think?
(all laughing)
- None of it. It's all canon.
- In any case, if you had broken the coin,
the gold tornado from freshman year would've shown up.
- [Intrepid Heroes] Oh!
- [Brennan] It's okay.
It might show up later, but it had a little mini and-
- Oh, gorgeous. - That's real cute.
That's real cute.
- The Divine Intervention, unbelievably, is successful.
You move through the open mouth of the Nightmare King.
Cassandra. (imitates air groaning)
This is our only... It feels insane to go back to the story.
- We don't even have to 'cause,
honestly, can you give two people the Help action?
You know what I mean? She failed the first one.
- I would've given K2 the Help action.
- Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. We're back in. We're back in.
- We're so far past it. So what's gonna happen is this.
I'm gonna need everyone to just perform
a fucking psychic lobotomy on yourself-
- Incredible. - ...and just move
out of the space we were just in.
- I love it. - Okay.
I just think that that was
a beautiful performance, Beardsley.
- Thank you.
- Moving through the yawning maw of this
half-corrupted, half-destroyed deity,
Seacaster Manor, the reveling partiers within,
a gunner deck full of your allies,
a badly injured Gorgug at the helm alongside Adaine,
vanish into the mouth followed quickly
by Fig astride a galloping Daymare.
As the light of Ankarna
fills the mouth,
and this image of a half-formed Nightmare King
for a moment is once again Cassandra
who feels that someone in this world
knows her love
as she once did.
There is still hope.
Moving through the open maw,
you arrive in good old Elmville.
- It looks a little different.
- Wrong graphic.
Wrong graphic, I think. Let's cue up the good one.
(Siobhan laughing)
- When with all of that, you arrive with enough time
to save your world.
And that's all for this episode
"Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year".
Blimey.
- Yup. Yup.
(Emily laughing)
- All of you behold a battlefield.
The divine realm is coming apart.
This is the carcass of Ankarna,
but is coming into the material realm.
- The world of like shatter stars.
- An incredibly dangerous ritual threatens.
They have invoked too much energy
without the ability to finish the ritual.
- Everyone going towards the gym is probably about to get slaughtered.
- We need to get the votes.
- Mazey, I don't think they can kill you.
Are you trying to get up in the mix?
- Yeah, I'll get up in the mix. Let's do it. Yeah.
All of Elmville is coming apart,
starting with the gymnasium.
Charging forward, you see the Rat Grinders.
- I want to see you die fucking slowly!
- Wanda, why do you want me slow?
- You had your chance to live.
- No, no! (Murph laughs)
You little fucking weakling!
You don't know the first thing about how to get mad!
- I feel like I'm pretty fucking mad right now.
- Mary Ann? - Jace, I don't feel good.
- Mary Ann, we're gonna get you outta here.
- No lethal blows on Mary Ann. - I don't think she's good.
- We're gonna kill her! (Brennan laughs)
- Why are all these teachers hitting me?
That's so messed up!
- I think they're pretty evil. - Messed up!
- You suck at this game! You suck!
- You stupid idiot.
- Jesus, that's so bad. - Woo!
(cast cheer and yell) - Whoa!
- Okay! - I've had enough of this!
- And he crits. - (groans) Ah, no!
- We all brace. - It's just so much harder
than anything you've ever felt.
Wham!
- I spit up blood. - What?
- Does anyone have any extra healings?
- Such an intense pressure change
that your ribs break before the mall touches your skin.
(Lou and Murph grunt) Pow!
- I feel like they're level 20. - Great.
- I think I have to try. - Okay.
- Be good for me. (Emily sighs)
I believe. - Porter howls.
You see the gymnasium comes apart even more
as lightning ripples through this rage dimension.
(Zac and Lou groan) - Okay.
(Brennan booms) - Come on.
- It's over baby. (Brennan roars)
- Shit. - It's a last attempt.
- This is bad.
- Why the fuck would you defend this place?
It runs you ragged, sends you out,
lost your summer chasing a Night Yorb,
doesn't give a fuck about- (die clatters)
♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪
♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, let's go ♪