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- [Brennan] A list of the topics,
themes, and subject matter

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featured in this episode has been included

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in the video description.

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(logo whooshing)

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♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪

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♪ It's our time ♪

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♪ It's our year ♪

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♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪

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♪ Everything's about to change ♪

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♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪

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- Hello, one and all.

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Welcome back to another
thrilling episode of

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"Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year".

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I'm your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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With me, as always, are
our Intrepid Heroes.

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Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.

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- [everyone] Hi, Intrepid Heroes.

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- And that's how it's done.

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(Siobhan laughing)

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- A joke for-

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- A joke for the crew and the crew alone.

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- Joke for the crew.

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- A joke for the crew.

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- Folks, last we left
off, our Intrepid Heroes

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were aboard Seacaster Manor for the

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end-of-year Fabian Aramais
Seacaster birthday bash

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and Kristen Applebees
campaign extravaganza.

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Jawbone is at the polling
station with a straw hat.

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The drinks are flowing with
the guidance counselor present.

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There is another member
of the faculty here

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with a spectral tattoo gun,

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Eugenia Shadow-

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- Oh, when's it gonna happen?
- ...ready to get to work.

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- [Brennan] When's it gonna
happen? You'll never know.

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- We're allowed to drink
because it's airitime law.

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- I'm sorry?

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- Airitime law.
- Like maritime law.

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- [Ally] Oh no.
- [Lou] Wait, Zac, can you

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explain it to me?
- This sets a terrible-

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- So, picture the ocean.
- This episode is already-

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- You can do whatever you
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We have time for this.
- [Emily] Airitime law.

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- [Lou] Maritime law.
- Hello, one and all.

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Welcome back to another
thrilling adventure

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of "Dimension 20: Fantasy
High Junior Year".

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I'm your dungeon master...

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Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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(all laughing)

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- See, everyone thinks it's gonna be easy,

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but you always miss a word or two.

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- You just need so much air.

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- Did you miss a word? I thought you-

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- No, I did great.
- You missed humble

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and you said adventure instead of episode.

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(Ally gasping)

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Sorry.
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Wow, wow, wow.
- Sorry.

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Check the tape. Check the tape.

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- That's all that "Adventure Party"

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is gonna be.
- Check the tape.

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- Me trying over and over.

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- It's just Ally trying
to climb that wall.

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- [Ally] Screaming into the void.

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(Siobhan laughing)

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- Folks, the episode
(coughing) last week- almond.

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Last week, a trip to
the Mountains of Chaos

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had us Legend Lore an ancient carving

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of the imperial House of
Sunstone, a house of giantkin

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that had taken over the Mountains of Chaos

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in ages past and eventually
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those mortals who worked with
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who had taken their goddess
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and shaped her over centuries of conquest

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into a goddess of war, wrath, and fire.

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We came back to Elmville
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in Ruben Hopclap's manor
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as well as Porter's office.

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We saw an unbelievable-
Porter's immense power,

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you know, slicing the obelisk
in the barbarian classroom,

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stomping the ground and
stunning all of our heroes.

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And we've learned everything
they needed for the ritual.

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What did they need for the ritual?

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They needed the true name of the goddess,

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which they do not have.

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They instead have the name Bakarath.

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- Sounds real.

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- Sounds real to me.

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- I'd worship Bakarath.
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He's the god of gambling.
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Many old men do worship Bakarath.

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- My dad's a huge fan of Burt Bakarath.

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- Burth Bakarath.

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- Burth Bakarath.

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♪ What the world needs now ♪

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♪ Is rage, sweet rage ♪

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They needed a change in the bylaws,

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which only the principal can do,

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but of course there is
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So instead, the student
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who will be elected as
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when the votes will be counted.

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But of course, the only
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are the ones that make it to the school.

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Ay-ay-ay.

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We also discovered a lot of
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they already have.

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Soil suffused with the energy

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of the shatter stars, a
population within Elmville

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made wrathful and angry
by Ruben's performance

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at Frosty Fair, a
protective shroud provided

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by the Nightmare King as
storms encircle Elmville.

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And indeed, the plan
to take all of Elmville

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and rip it from the Material Plane

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to form a new divine
domain, not for Ankarna,

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but for her new incarnation,
Porter Cliffbreaker.

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With all of that being said-

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- In his notes, did we see...

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'Cause I know this man is
coming up with his god name.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Did we see him workshopping

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some god names for himself?

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- He's not gonna be the god, Porter.

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- It looks like he truly thinks Porter

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is a great name for a god.
- Wow. Damn.

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- Damn. Uncreative, angry guy.

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- Would never worship.

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- Would never worship.
Simply would not worship.

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What we're gonna do right
now is you guys spent all

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of this day getting ready for the big

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campaign event/birthday
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based on some advice from Mazey Phaedra.

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All of the school is here.

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So anybody that has not
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is here next to an election
booth at this banging party.

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Aelwyn also has this place done up to a T.

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Guards and Wards,

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multiple Symbol spells,
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- Great.
- She also has left her

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abjurative ward around Seacaster Manor.

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So Seacaster Manor itself
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of hit points around it.
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to fucking drive this thing into the gym.

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- Stop.

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- We do have to take
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- Hey, the house is already busted, dude.

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- We don't know that yet, all right?

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We have no information
about what is happening-

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- The whole of this side
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- ...and everyone is immediately saying

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they're gonna blow my house up.

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- There's also a cursed gold piece

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waiting on the foot of your bed, Fabian-

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- Oh.
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filed down in the center to
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- Mm-hmm.
- There's a note

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next to it saying, "A novel spell of mine.

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"Protection of the home's true friend.

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"Break in case of," and then, all caps,

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underlined many times, "EMERGENCY."

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- Right.

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- So, present here at the
party with all of you,

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Jawbone running the election booth.

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Ragh is here just
hanging out and partying.

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Eugenia Shadow may be here.
She is a ghost and a rogue.

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Mazey Phaedra, here.

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So the only other
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allied friends with
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Ragh's not even a student anymore.

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Ragh's like, "This is still
normal. This is good."

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- Is Unit here? What
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- I think the whole school is here.

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So I think that-
- Rad.

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- [Brennan] Gorgug, would you have invited

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the kids from artificer class?

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- Absolutely.

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- Absolutely. So Unit and
Usuna and Thrix Mitparth.

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- Yeah, and Thrix.

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- Thrix, yeah. You get it.
- Yeah.

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My bud, Thrix.
- Your bud, Thrix.

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So right out of the gate,

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can everyone please give me any spells

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that have a duration of
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In other words, the things
you would've cast knowing

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okay, it's on. This is the
day. It's gonna happen.

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- See Invisibility.

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- I have disguised myself as
my alter emo, Wanda Childa.

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- Okay.

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- And anything I cast on
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gets cast on my steed.

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So I think my Daymare
looks really emo now.

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- Do you have a name for your emo Daymare?

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- No, not yet.

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- Oh, instead of Gerard Way, Gerard Neigh.

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- Gerard Neigh.

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(all laughing)

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- From My Chemical Romance.

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- [Zac] Gerard Day?

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- Gerard Neigh.

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- Yeah. Gerard Neigh.

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I have on my iPod the
"Complicated Women" podcast

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and the episode is about Kipperlilly

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'cause I made a whole episode about her.

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And then, Armor of Ayda
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- Okay.
(all laughing)

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- And I've got a Spirit Guardians
going, just a 3rd-level.

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- It's just a minute, but it's a cantrip,

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so Mage Hand. I'll just
have my Mage Hand up.

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- Any other spells?

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- I've attached the Talon of
the Vulture King to Fandrangor.

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- Oh yeah.

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- [Lou] And I am currently just downing

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a weird protein shake that's bad baby milk

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and the Liver of the Vulture King.
- Ugh.

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- [Zac] I'm eating the
Heart of the Vulture King

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with no milk or blended.

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- [Ally] Ew.
- Are you sure you don't want me

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to put it in real quick?

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- Is it too late?

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- Down like a pill.

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Just take it down like a
pill. You're savoring it.

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- It's so old.

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- I'm gonna go ahead and also eat

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the Feather of the Vulture King

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and put on my orangutan mask
to make the three vultures

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be nice to me.

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(Siobhan laughing)

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(Brenan cawing)

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- Pretty helpful in the air.
- Yeah.

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- Do you feel-

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- You guys know the drill. They know.

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- (indistinct) in the front of the ship.

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- Yeah.
- These are intelligent

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vultures, right?

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- If I'm going in the air, I want birds.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Sorry.
- I cast Comprehend Languages

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so I can talk to the birds.

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(Emily laughing)
- Great.

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- Hey.

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- I put the orangutan mask on Adaine.

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- A powerful enemy has wronged us today,

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and we are the friends of the vulture,

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and I put on the Skull
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- Great.
- And then,

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do a Persuasion check.

251
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- So you have an orangutan
mask and a vulture beak.

252
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- Yes, and I'm speaking Vulture.

253
00:09:54,487 --> 00:09:55,642
- And you're speaking Vulture.

254
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(Siobhan cawing)

255
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Honestly, they fucking love it.

256
00:09:59,257 --> 00:10:00,817
- Yeah.
- Huge hit.

257
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- Great.

258
00:10:01,897 --> 00:10:04,357
- Kristen's got a bunch of stuff going on.

259
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- [Brennan] Okay. Let's hear it.

260
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- [Murph] Like, personally?
- For the party.

261
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:08,590
Yeah. Spiritually, mentally.

262
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She has See Invisibility.

263
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She has cast True Seeing.

264
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Who would benefit?

265
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- I mean, if you're giving it to someone-

266
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,637
- Yes.
- ...I would take it.

267
00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:22,087
- She's cast True Seeing on Gorgug,

268
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Freedom of Movement on Riz,

269
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and then for Concentration
stuff that's up,

270
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Kristen has Spirit Guardians

271
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for the first time at a 4th-level.

272
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- [Brennan] Mm-hmm.

273
00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:35,437
- And the teddy bear's
holding Circle of Power,

274
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and K2 has cast Bless on the whole party.

275
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- K2.
- [Siobhan] Oh yeah.

276
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- Including Kristen.
- Unbelievable.

277
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So we cut back to that moment

278
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where the party's sort of beginning.

279
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Fabian, describe for me
the moment as the party

280
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is kicking off in genuine,
when the first big wave

281
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of people arrives.

282
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This is the moment we ended on last time,

283
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,727
but what was the state of
the party in that moment

284
00:10:57,727 --> 00:10:58,560
we ended on last time?

285
00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,947
- I just think there's a pretty...

286
00:10:59,947 --> 00:11:02,077
Fabian's created a pretty solid funnel.

287
00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:04,747
I think, if anything, I've
even put up little curtains

288
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,837
that it's like to go to the
party, you have to vote.

289
00:11:07,837 --> 00:11:09,994
You have to walk through the thing,

290
00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:11,317
and as soon as you walk through,

291
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you get a glass of bad baby milk,

292
00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:15,457
and there's a picture of my face

293
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,145
that goes from the ceiling to the floor.

294
00:11:17,145 --> 00:11:18,287
(Ally laughing)

295
00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:21,427
It says, "Happy birthday,
me," and then underneath it

296
00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:22,904
is just a little banner that says,

297
00:11:22,904 --> 00:11:25,498
"And congratulations,
President Applebees."

298
00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:27,203
(Ally laughing)

299
00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:30,517
- I think Fig made a sign that
is in the Rock the Vote font

300
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:33,037
but it says, "Rock the Boat."

301
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,627
- And we're like, oh, is that

302
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,218
supposed to be attached to the campaign?

303
00:11:36,218 --> 00:11:37,697
- Is it a reference to something or?

304
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,043
- What?
- Yeah, like Rock the Vote.

305
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,065
- Is this like Rock the Vote

306
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,754
but you made it boat?
- What's Rock the Vote?

307
00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:43,179
- Yeah, yeah. But we're in a boat.

308
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,922
- Oh, 'cause you rock.

309
00:11:44,922 --> 00:11:46,130
- Yeah, I'm a rockstar.

310
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:46,963
- You're a rockstar.

311
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:48,187
- You decided to make enough
decorations around the fact

312
00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,937
that we were in the boat.
- Yeah.

313
00:11:50,937 --> 00:11:52,957
- And not election night
or Fabian's birthday.

314
00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:54,767
- It's a reference to Rock the Vote

315
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:55,600
and the fact that we're on a boat.

316
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,453
- You've heard of maritime law, right?

317
00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:58,554
- I love this.
- Yes, of course.

318
00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:00,965
The law of the sea, maritime.

319
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:04,327
- Well, I feel like we're in airitime law.
(Emily indistinct)

320
00:12:04,327 --> 00:12:05,160
- Dammit.

321
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,682
- Our Spirit Guardians are fighting.

322
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,917
- [Siobhan] I can't believe
you said it on camera.

323
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,927
- Everyone who's through bad baby milk

324
00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:14,977
is in a pretty solid
kinda classic just rager.

325
00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:18,697
A bunch of kegs, shit-ton
of bad baby milk.

326
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,397
- Is the bad baby milk now
in little baby bottles?

327
00:12:21,397 --> 00:12:22,778
- You know it.
- Hell yeah.

328
00:12:22,778 --> 00:12:23,611
Just in a bathtub-

329
00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:24,547
- While you guys were fighting Porter,

330
00:12:24,547 --> 00:12:28,327
I was at Party Village getting supplies.

331
00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:31,027
Just slowly being like,
gold cups or silver cups?

332
00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:31,927
Of course we went gold.

333
00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:33,970
- Of course. Of course.

334
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,197
- [Ally] Oh god.
- As the party

335
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:37,447
is kicking up, kids are
coming into Seacaster Manor.

336
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:40,807
You see that Jawbone is
handing out pamphlets

337
00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:43,687
for people to read as they come through

338
00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:46,117
that have the statements
made by the campaigns

339
00:12:46,117 --> 00:12:48,217
and stuff like that. So
you see that the kids

340
00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:50,407
have walked through, gotten that,

341
00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:52,837
all have their ballots in their hands.

342
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:55,027
So every single kid at the party
has a ballot in their hand.

343
00:12:55,027 --> 00:12:56,857
They just have to read the pamphlet,

344
00:12:56,857 --> 00:12:59,557
write down their choice,
return it to the voting booth,

345
00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:01,207
and they're good to go.

346
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:03,937
We cut back to the moment
where, around the house,

347
00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:06,624
ping pong balls (imitating
magic whirring),

348
00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:09,097
these conjurational runes pick up.

349
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,077
You immediately recognize
these conjurational runes

350
00:13:11,077 --> 00:13:16,057
have an element of
celestial/undead magic in them,

351
00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:19,747
that there is like an element
of the Nightmare King,

352
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:21,397
that these are basically...

353
00:13:21,397 --> 00:13:23,947
What they are here to do
is a conjuration specialist

354
00:13:23,947 --> 00:13:27,877
has said, "I am going to use
these to bring the attention

355
00:13:27,877 --> 00:13:32,737
of the Nightmare King to this
place." It's a homing beacon.

356
00:13:32,737 --> 00:13:36,457
As this happens, you all feel
(imitates wind whooshing)

357
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,827
wind pick up. All of the windows

358
00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,687
outside of Seacaster Manor fade.

359
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,544
They are surrounded by fog and mist.

360
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:46,130
And as the mist picks up, you
are (imitates wind whooshing)

361
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,630
lifted into the sky.

362
00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:53,349
The music is bumping inside, right?

363
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,258
(Brennan imitates heavy bass music)

364
00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:57,754
And as the lightning sort of
ripples all the way around

365
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:02,137
(imitates thunder rumbling)
all the kids inside go, "Woo!

366
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:04,095
Maximum legend!"

367
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:07,953
- Yes. This is all
going according to plan.

368
00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:09,119
- We planned this. Surprise!

369
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,430
- We planned this.

370
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,117
- I didn't mean it literally
when I said rock the boat.

371
00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:14,770
It was a Rock the Vote parody.

372
00:14:15,738 --> 00:14:18,117
- Did you make this... Did you
hire people to rock the boat?

373
00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:20,287
- Can I investigate my banner

374
00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:22,417
and see if I accidentally did this?

375
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,749
- Give me an Insight check.

376
00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:24,582
(die rolling)

377
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,317
- 19.

378
00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:28,777
- You see that your banner
ripples with the power

379
00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:30,487
of all of the illusion magic you've used

380
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,687
to disguise yourself,

381
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:34,477
and you see Baby and Baby Baby's face say

382
00:14:34,477 --> 00:14:36,409
"We thought it would be funny."

383
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,434
- Oh no. I did this.

384
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:38,938
- You did this.
- I did this.

385
00:14:38,938 --> 00:14:40,154
- You did it.
- I did it.

386
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:42,307
- And then, the tiredness
and exhaustion fades

387
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,800
and that's not happening.
- Yes.

388
00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:47,377
- All right. As you take to the sky,

389
00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:50,917
you feel yourself on the
edge of a curling arm

390
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:55,867
of the storm being
rocketed away from Elmville

391
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,927
as the storm spins centered on this place.

392
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:02,347
Half of the manor rips away.
The pool comes with you

393
00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:05,467
up into the sky. As this happens,

394
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:09,607
there is nothing keeping you
aloft other than the force

395
00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,317
that is hurling you away.

396
00:15:11,317 --> 00:15:15,417
You feel that you may be in a prolonged

397
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:19,867
windup of an arm of this deity

398
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:22,000
that is moving you quickly

399
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,437
but you're like a ball that's
being prepared to be released

400
00:15:26,437 --> 00:15:30,277
and thrown, and that's
just taking several minutes

401
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,627
as it's happening.

402
00:15:31,627 --> 00:15:33,697
When you are released, there is nothing

403
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,557
that will keep you from spinning,

404
00:15:35,557 --> 00:15:37,177
everyone smashing out a window,

405
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:40,687
falling to their deaths,
your house crumbling below.

406
00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,277
It's a bad situation.

407
00:15:42,277 --> 00:15:44,497
- Is the biplane kid here?

408
00:15:44,497 --> 00:15:46,667
- Sprak LeFevre? Wouldn't miss
it for the world, old boy.

409
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,817
- [Lou] Sprak, Gorgug,
could you fucking...

410
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,807
Could you do the thing?

411
00:15:49,807 --> 00:15:51,114
- Sprak is that a Juul?
- Do the thing?

412
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:52,837
- Huh?
- Are you smoking a Juul?

413
00:15:52,837 --> 00:15:54,213
- This is crystal meth.

414
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,357
(all laughing)

415
00:15:55,357 --> 00:15:57,427
- Great. We need you awake and aware.

416
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:58,737
- What?
- Great.

417
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:00,261
- Great.

418
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,802
- Gorgug, is there something you can

419
00:16:01,802 --> 00:16:03,129
do with the Cloud Rider thing?

420
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,017
- Can I make some sort of tinkerer's check

421
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,937
to see if we can steer this vessel at all

422
00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:08,707
with the sails and things like that,

423
00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:11,107
or if the cloud drives?
- Hell yes.

424
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:13,147
I'm now going to pass out to all

425
00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,727
of you Seacaster Manor's stats.

426
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,047
- Oh.
- Oh.

427
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:19,717
- This is very similar to the Hangvan.

428
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,997
There's just a couple
of things at the bottom

429
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:23,167
that are a little bit new.

430
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,863
First of all, you will see

431
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:26,767
that Seacaster Manor has an AC of 15.

432
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,227
It has 400 hit points,

433
00:16:29,227 --> 00:16:31,987
and the shield ward that
Aelwyn's put on it has 100.

434
00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:34,267
It has a damage threshold of 15.

435
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,277
That damage threshold doesn't pick up

436
00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:37,514
until the shields go down.

437
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:38,347
- Okay. Great.

438
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,987
- [Brennan] Speed of 80. Fires can start.

439
00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:43,267
- I really like just
seeing, "Fires can start".

440
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,247
- Yeah.
- Yeah. What does that mean?

441
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:46,080
- Hey.

442
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,239
- They can happen?
- Theoretically?

443
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,207
- If someone threw a Fireball,

444
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,517
then we could have sustained
fire that we have to continue-

445
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:52,350
- Great, so maybe-
- And lightning.

446
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,767
- And lightning.
- Yes.

447
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,668
Lightning could also start it.
- Oh, me, oh, my.

448
00:16:56,668 --> 00:17:00,427
- The helmsman will be rolling
Dex saves for the vehicle.

449
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,467
It's a water vehicle proficiency.

450
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,858
There are, I believe,

451
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:07,897
118 cannons aboard the Hangman.

452
00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:08,730
- Okay.

453
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,747
- [Brennan] Cannons need
a three-person crew.

454
00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:12,067
It takes an action to load a cannon,

455
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,840
action to aim it, and
one action to fire it.

456
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,977
- Wow.
- But three people

457
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:17,467
can do that in a row on the same turn.

458
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:21,367
Carpenter can make tool check
DC equal to the missing HP

459
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,767
of the Hangman divided by 10,

460
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,857
rolls 5d8 hit points plus Intelligence.

461
00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:30,187
- What tool check? Would
a forgery kit count?

462
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,807
- I'm afraid not.

463
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:33,507
Let's call it a relevant tool check.

464
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:34,957
(Emily laughing)

465
00:17:34,957 --> 00:17:37,537
The election. There are
500 students at this party.

466
00:17:37,537 --> 00:17:39,067
A Persuasion check equals
the amount of students

467
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:41,677
you can convince to vote times five.

468
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,634
So that's getting people at the party

469
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:47,560
to return their ballots to Jawbone.

470
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,547
And the final ship
action here in the storm

471
00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:55,147
is running the party.
The threat of the party

472
00:17:55,147 --> 00:17:57,397
going badly is total panic.

473
00:17:57,397 --> 00:18:00,697
If you guys get to a point of total panic,

474
00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:02,977
kids will drop their
ballots. They will run amok.

475
00:18:02,977 --> 00:18:05,411
They will not return their voting cards,

476
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:08,557
and that will be a bad situation.

477
00:18:08,557 --> 00:18:11,167
So, basically, all of
your character actions

478
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:14,947
are in one column, and then
ship actions are in another.

479
00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:15,877
Right?
- Great.

480
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,487
- As the birthday boy/most
popular kid in the school,

481
00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:20,107
do I have advantage on anything?

482
00:18:20,107 --> 00:18:23,437
- I will say that due
to- you set popularity

483
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,267
as your number one track.
- It's all I cared about.

484
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,957
- Every single time, you
may roll either election

485
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,817
or running the party
checks with advantage.

486
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:31,650
- Nice.

487
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,274
- Whichever one Fig doesn't do.

488
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:35,797
- I also have Reliable Talent,

489
00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:38,647
so I also can't get below a 20-something.

490
00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,327
- Nice.
- So we can switch off maybe.

491
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,227
- I can do tool checks pretty well.

492
00:18:42,227 --> 00:18:43,117
- Yeah.
- Great.

493
00:18:43,117 --> 00:18:44,737
I will do cannon 'cause none

494
00:18:44,737 --> 00:18:46,447
of the rest of these
stats are good for me.

495
00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:48,757
- Yeah, I get a-
- But the wizard

496
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:51,125
is on the gun. Finally,
Adaine has gotten a gun.

497
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,567
(Brennan laughing)

498
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,487
- Ranged weapon attack
will be great for me.

499
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:55,687
I can do cannon as well.

500
00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:58,657
- So, our first initiative.

501
00:18:58,657 --> 00:19:01,087
This is essentially your guys' initiative

502
00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:04,207
that takes not over
the span of six seconds

503
00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,697
but more like your first series of actions

504
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:09,757
as you feel Seacaster Manor
(imitates air whooshing)

505
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,840
moving through space.

506
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,940
You see Jawbone kinda look over

507
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,827
and say, "Uh, kids, it's
gotten pretty foggy out there."

508
00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:17,827
Looking around and says,
"Are we still in Elmville?

509
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:18,790
What's going on?"

510
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:21,367
- Kind of.

511
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,447
We had a whole plan, you know,

512
00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:25,267
because the votes have
to be in by midnight.

513
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,200
So our thought was

514
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,241
we will take the house to the gym.

515
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,307
- You turn around and
see that the entire party

516
00:19:33,307 --> 00:19:35,167
is holding drinks looking at you say this.

517
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,367
Give me a Deception check.

518
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,140
- All right.
- You've got this.

519
00:19:39,207 --> 00:19:40,040
(die rolling)

520
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:43,447
- Oh, no. Absolutely not.

521
00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:44,614
- [Ally] Yeah.

522
00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:50,055
- It's that fucking brown dice
that is always the one that-

523
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:51,780
- Look out.

524
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:54,387
- [Ally] You threw that at a person.
- I'm so sorry.

525
00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:55,614
- You threw that at a person.

526
00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:59,017
- And he understands why. He understands.

527
00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,870
(Ally laughing)
- Incredible.

528
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,647
- Do you have good Persuasion?

529
00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:04,344
- Yeah, I have great Deception as well.

530
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,787
- Great. If I give you
a five, is that enough?

531
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:08,947
- That'll get me to 15.
- Great.

532
00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,477
- Great. 15.

533
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,807
- Everyone goes, "...Okay."

534
00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:18,004
And you see Jawbone is like,
"Fabian, what the hell?"

535
00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:19,447
- Jawbone, yes.

536
00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,707
- What the hell's going on?

537
00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:22,366
- It's not good.

538
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:23,467
- What?

539
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,065
- How much do you wanna fucking know, man?

540
00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:26,152
(all laughing)

541
00:20:26,152 --> 00:20:28,267
It's fucking bad out here, all right?

542
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,607
So why don't you help me
keep everyone fucking calm

543
00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:32,724
and drinking the bad baby milk, all right?

544
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:33,918
- Jawbone, can you drive?

545
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:35,262
- Yeah, Jawbone, can you drive?

546
00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,201
- Yeah. Where do you want me to go?

547
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,777
- Can you drive a boat?
- What?

548
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:39,097
- Can you drive a house that is a boat?

549
00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:42,127
- Do you have water vehicle
proficiency, Jawbone?

550
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:44,104
- Jawbone, man, you asked. You want in?

551
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,959
- You look like a Sea-Doo man.

552
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,400
- What do you not get?

553
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,014
Everyone at this party has
to have some bad baby milk.

554
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,322
You have to drive the house

555
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:54,337
that is a boat through the sky to the gym.

556
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,627
- Get fucking with it.

557
00:20:55,627 --> 00:20:56,775
- I'm sorry, all right?

558
00:20:56,775 --> 00:20:57,608
(Zac screaming)

559
00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:59,827
(Brennan screaming)

560
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,570
Gorgug is so fucking mad.

561
00:21:02,707 --> 00:21:03,697
Incredible. Okay.

562
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:04,530
We're gonna go through initiative.

563
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,487
Everyone tell me the
first action you're taking

564
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:09,097
as you all sort of leap to it.
- Great.

565
00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:11,047
- [Brennan] Riz, you are first act.

566
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:14,917
- I guess I will jump up
and just run to the cannon

567
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:18,637
and prepare to shoot at whatever I see.

568
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:19,933
Can someone help me load it?

569
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,607
I feel like I would be
really good at shooting it,

570
00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:23,257
but these things are really heavy.

571
00:21:23,257 --> 00:21:24,955
- [Ally] Of course.
- Yes, I'm strong now.

572
00:21:24,955 --> 00:21:27,697
- [Murph] Okay.
- But my initiative is five.

573
00:21:27,697 --> 00:21:29,827
- Do Kristen and K2 count
as two different people?

574
00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:30,740
So can-
- Yes, they do.

575
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,645
- Oh, okay. Great.

576
00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:32,478
- Oh, and they have such bad Dex.

577
00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:34,337
They're great cannonballers.
- Oh my god.

578
00:21:34,337 --> 00:21:38,767
- Yeah. Great. So Kristen and
K2 run down to help The Ball.

579
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:42,066
Run down to help Riz load a cannon.

580
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,853
- Great.
- K2.

581
00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:46,183
- Yeah, K2.
- I'm Kristen.

582
00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:48,688
(everyone laughing)

583
00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:50,556
- K2 is rubbing off on you.

584
00:21:50,556 --> 00:21:52,237
(Ally laughing)

585
00:21:52,237 --> 00:21:55,057
- [Brennan] Kristen, you run
down. You get a cannon loaded

586
00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,707
so that you can actually use a reaction

587
00:21:56,707 --> 00:21:58,045
on your first when you're ready to go.

588
00:21:58,045 --> 00:22:00,277
- Great. I'm gonna give Boggy to Riz

589
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,595
so you always have advantage.
- Oh. Thank you.

590
00:22:03,595 --> 00:22:06,020
- [Brennan] Fabian, that is
your turn. What are you up to?

591
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,807
- Gorgug, you're gonna drive.

592
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:09,451
You and Sprak can double-
- I mean, I could drive-

593
00:22:09,451 --> 00:22:11,167
- Sprak looks at you and says,

594
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,817
"Well, there's nothing
driving the ship right now,

595
00:22:12,817 --> 00:22:16,567
but if we could get that Cloud
Rider back up and running,

596
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,107
then I should say that
this house will be a boat

597
00:22:20,107 --> 00:22:22,777
much like your van. And a van is a boat,

598
00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:26,077
and a boat is a house, and my
stepdad lives on a houseboat."

599
00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:28,890
- I search his pockets for
his crystal meth to throw.

600
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:29,857
(Murph laughing)

601
00:22:29,857 --> 00:22:32,371
- Hey, man, you do that again
and I'll fucking kill you.

602
00:22:32,371 --> 00:22:33,540
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Hey!

603
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,017
- Hey!
- Hey! Hey!

604
00:22:35,017 --> 00:22:36,440
- Everyone, be cool.

605
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,932
(Zac screaming)
(Brennan screaming)

606
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,927
- Okay. We'll get the cloud engine going,

607
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,436
and then we'll figure out driving.

608
00:22:42,436 --> 00:22:44,527
- All right. We're gonna
get some people voting.

609
00:22:44,527 --> 00:22:47,193
Hey, everybody.

610
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:49,251
Let's rock the boat.

611
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:50,104
(Emily laughing)

612
00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:51,460
- Don't rock the boat, baby.

613
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,602
- Rock the boat.

614
00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,756
- Rock the vote, don't rock the boat.

615
00:22:54,756 --> 00:22:56,857
- Okay, but in an orderly fashion and stay

616
00:22:56,857 --> 00:23:00,122
in the middle of the boat so
it doesn't tip to the side.

617
00:23:00,122 --> 00:23:00,955
(Ally laughing)

618
00:23:00,955 --> 00:23:04,297
- Incredible. Go ahead and
give me a Persuasion check.

619
00:23:04,297 --> 00:23:06,187
You roll with advantage.

620
00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:08,975
- Okay, first one. Okay, great.

621
00:23:08,975 --> 00:23:11,792
That will be a

622
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:12,719
26.

623
00:23:12,719 --> 00:23:14,596
- 26 times-

624
00:23:14,596 --> 00:23:15,817
- So a fifth of the kids vote?

625
00:23:15,817 --> 00:23:18,157
- A fifth of the kids vote right away

626
00:23:18,157 --> 00:23:19,687
as you're hurling through the skies.

627
00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:21,727
As Gorgug and Sprak run
down to the basement,

628
00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:26,480
26 times five is 130, I think, right?

629
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,237
- I just get a conga line going

630
00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,359
that's just going
through the voting booth.

631
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,267
(Emily laughing)

632
00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:33,100
- Going to the voting
booth. There's people-

633
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,057
"This guy's a maximum legend!"

634
00:23:35,057 --> 00:23:35,890
- Hey.

635
00:23:36,787 --> 00:23:38,887
- As you're going through, give
me a Dexterity saving throw.

636
00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,215
- Great.

637
00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:41,227
(die rolling)

638
00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:43,752
That is a

639
00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:45,757
13.

640
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:49,100
- You feel a sharp pain in your forearm.

641
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,272
- Ow, ow. Ah.

642
00:23:50,272 --> 00:23:52,425
(Brennan imitates tattoo gun whirring)

643
00:23:52,425 --> 00:23:54,529
Ow. What is happening? What's happening?

644
00:23:54,529 --> 00:23:55,672
(Siobhan laughing)

645
00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:57,475
(Lou making panicked flailing sounds)

646
00:23:57,475 --> 00:23:58,818
(Emily laughing)

647
00:23:58,818 --> 00:24:02,437
- She's behind you and reaching
around you like "Ghost".

648
00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:06,127
- A fucking beautiful grandfather clock

649
00:24:06,127 --> 00:24:09,637
surrounded by a bed of wildflowers rests

650
00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:11,852
on the inside of your left forearm.

651
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,613
- It should say, "From Fig," on it.

652
00:24:13,613 --> 00:24:14,737
(Murph laughing)

653
00:24:14,737 --> 00:24:17,247
- You see it says, "From Fig,"
and then you see under it

654
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,557
it says, "Open the door
for a tasty surprise."

655
00:24:22,657 --> 00:24:23,557
- My...

656
00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:25,897
- You slide it, and the ink ripples

657
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:27,997
and moves across your
skin as the door opens

658
00:24:27,997 --> 00:24:30,156
and a little Pac-Man ghost
with feet comes walking.

659
00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:33,282
(Lou shrieking)
(all laughing)

660
00:24:33,282 --> 00:24:36,224
It goes up and disappears up.

661
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,527
- I'll cut your arm up.

662
00:24:37,527 --> 00:24:38,625
- Fucking do it.

663
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,473
(all laughing)

664
00:24:41,473 --> 00:24:43,297
Oh, shit, shit.

665
00:24:43,297 --> 00:24:44,790
- There's somewhere on
your body is a ghost.

666
00:24:44,790 --> 00:24:46,529
- It became a chest piece.

667
00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:47,713
- No, no.

668
00:24:47,713 --> 00:24:49,569
- It's a tramp stamp. It's a tramp stamp.

669
00:24:49,569 --> 00:24:51,809
- No. God, no. God, no.
- Its legs are spread.

670
00:24:51,809 --> 00:24:52,949
(Zac shrieking)

671
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,040
(all laughing)

672
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,377
- Just a little ghost with
hairy feet showing hole.

673
00:24:56,377 --> 00:24:58,074
- No!
- It's showing full hole!

674
00:24:58,074 --> 00:24:59,520
- Happy birthday, Fabian!

675
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,874
- Fig, I'm going to kill you.

676
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,917
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

677
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:05,941
- Please go vote.

678
00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:07,573
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

679
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,987
(Brennan imitates thunder roaring)

680
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:15,668
- As you run through, 130 out
of 500 party-goers has voted.

681
00:25:15,668 --> 00:25:17,077
- Unreal.
- Amazing.

682
00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:19,537
- As they come through
dropping off their ballots,

683
00:25:19,537 --> 00:25:21,787
Gorgug, that is you. You and Sprak make it

684
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,467
to the basement.
- Okay.

685
00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:25,807
- Sprak looks at you and says,
"Now, if we break this thing

686
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,657
down for parts, we could
sell it on the black market."

687
00:25:27,657 --> 00:25:30,024
(Lou choking on his drink)

688
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:31,824
Full snarf.

689
00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:35,305
- This guy was a fun World
War II pilot in episode one,

690
00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:39,747
and in episode 19 or
18, he is a meth-head.

691
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,385
- He's Jesse Pinkman.

692
00:25:42,369 --> 00:25:44,977
- I don't know if you've
read the history...

693
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,587
I don't know if you've read
the history of what "medicine"

694
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,877
was being given to the troops

695
00:25:48,877 --> 00:25:50,952
in World War I and World
War II, but it was-

696
00:25:50,952 --> 00:25:51,787
- Yeah, this is pretty accurate.

697
00:25:51,787 --> 00:25:53,087
- A lot of benzos. Yeah.

698
00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:54,727
- Pretty accurate.
- It sounds cool, man,

699
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,404
but we gotta do that later.

700
00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:58,015
- All right. Very well.

701
00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,105
Sprak is going to give
you the Help action.

702
00:26:00,105 --> 00:26:02,889
(liquid splashing)

703
00:26:02,889 --> 00:26:04,476
- [Emily] Okay, that was-
- While Emily pisses.

704
00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:07,660
- That was more aggressive than I thought.

705
00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:11,419
- You brought your own carafe
and it has a note on it

706
00:26:11,419 --> 00:26:13,125
that says "hot water."
- I've never had a battle episode have

707
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,659
"Adventuring Party" energy in it before.

708
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:19,154
- Just use-
- Edit around it!

709
00:26:19,154 --> 00:26:20,639
- Sprak, focus up.

710
00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:23,188
- What? I'm making matcha.

711
00:26:23,188 --> 00:26:24,131
- No.
- What?

712
00:26:24,131 --> 00:26:24,964
- [Ally] Put it on my character sheet.

713
00:26:24,964 --> 00:26:26,761
- We can't sail the ship
yet. Matcha comes later.

714
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,687
- I'm gonna do a short matcha ceremony.

715
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,324
It always makes the meth go down smooth.

716
00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:32,713
- All right. Keep talking.
Give me some of the matcha.

717
00:26:32,713 --> 00:26:33,546
All right.

718
00:26:33,546 --> 00:26:35,597
- You see that- Sprak's gonna
give you the Help action.

719
00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:39,938
It is a DC 20 tinkerer's tool check-
- [Zac] Okay.

720
00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:41,377
- ...to fix the Cloud Rider Engine.

721
00:26:41,377 --> 00:26:43,127
- All right. All right. Here we go.

722
00:26:44,552 --> 00:26:47,557
I got a 27.
- Woo!

723
00:26:47,557 --> 00:26:48,390
All right.

724
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,153
- Thank you, Sprak. (slurping)

725
00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:52,329
(Ally laughing)

726
00:26:52,329 --> 00:26:54,667
- Throughout Seacaster Manor,

727
00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:59,379
all you see (imitates engines whirring).

728
00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:02,047
And the boat, the original Hangman,

729
00:27:02,047 --> 00:27:04,649
the boat of Bill Seacaster alights with

730
00:27:04,649 --> 00:27:06,039
(imitates lights
whirring) rippling sort of

731
00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:08,887
lightning-white energy all
on the different gunnels.

732
00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:10,687
Basically, every railing, every gunnel,

733
00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:14,827
every horizontal line
on the ship comes alive

734
00:27:14,827 --> 00:27:18,397
with arcano-tech brilliance
as electricity surges

735
00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:19,230
through the ship.

736
00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:21,727
You see that as the ship is being hurled,

737
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,977
there is still something moving it,

738
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,827
but the ship now seems to
have a sort of buoyancy.

739
00:27:26,827 --> 00:27:28,777
It's not just the wind holding it aloft.

740
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:32,347
It's also the fact that
this thing seems to rest,

741
00:27:32,347 --> 00:27:34,730
and it finds buoyancy

742
00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:38,130
in just pure water vapor itself.

743
00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:39,367
Adaine, that is gonna be your turn.

744
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:42,547
- I'm gonna give Fig the Help action

745
00:27:42,547 --> 00:27:45,607
running the party by
essentially being back of house.

746
00:27:45,607 --> 00:27:46,440
- Amazing, just like-

747
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,367
- So, I won't-
- I have a pretty

748
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,377
elaborate idea if you could just

749
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:53,347
put the GoPros on the vultures.

750
00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:56,407
- Absolutely, my king. Whatever you want.

751
00:27:56,407 --> 00:27:58,622
- You know, run back of house.

752
00:27:58,622 --> 00:28:00,993
- You know how we have those GoPros?

753
00:28:00,993 --> 00:28:03,508
- Can you grab those
vultures and strap them?

754
00:28:03,508 --> 00:28:05,833
Hold them down and put-
- Hold them with GoPros.

755
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,357
- Whatever you want.
- Classic back of house stuff,

756
00:28:07,357 --> 00:28:08,347
you know?
- Classic.

757
00:28:08,347 --> 00:28:09,992
- Have some waters.
- Fry some rice.

758
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,131
Fill up some drinks.
- And then kind of have them-

759
00:28:11,131 --> 00:28:12,910
as soon as I take the stage,

760
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:17,347
have them fly up behind me when I-

761
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,180
- Oh, captain, my captain.

762
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,672
- Instead of using a drone
you're gonna try to have

763
00:28:20,672 --> 00:28:24,671
a vulture look the same way
for long enough to... - Yeah.

764
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:25,504
- Yup. I love it.
- Great.

765
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:26,904
Yeah. Absolutely.

766
00:28:26,904 --> 00:28:28,357
- [Brennan] Fig Faeth, that is your turn.

767
00:28:28,357 --> 00:28:31,417
- Okay, so I know that I
just read running the party.

768
00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:33,307
We don't actually have to do it yet.

769
00:28:33,307 --> 00:28:36,217
I invest fully in this.

770
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:38,707
Can I give us an
advantage on our next time

771
00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:39,637
that we have to do it?

772
00:28:39,637 --> 00:28:40,470
- Absolutely.

773
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,367
- [Emily] Okay.
- If you wanna get people started.

774
00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:44,077
What is Fig doing as the party's

775
00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:45,307
sort of starting in earnest?

776
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:49,927
- So, Fig, the lights flicker,
and then they come back up

777
00:28:49,927 --> 00:28:54,337
and I say there's another
reason we had to bring

778
00:28:54,337 --> 00:28:56,107
this boat into the sky,

779
00:28:56,107 --> 00:28:59,881
and that's because we're
filming a music video.

780
00:28:59,881 --> 00:29:01,217
- Yeah!
- [Lou] Oh shit.

781
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,827
- The vultures come up behind me

782
00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:06,847
and then I play the beginning chords of me

783
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:09,277
and Gorgug's song, "Fight Me in the Sky".

784
00:29:09,277 --> 00:29:12,361
- Incredible.
- Oh. Shit, my drums.

785
00:29:12,361 --> 00:29:15,187
- And then my Spirit
Guardians become a mosh pit.

786
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:18,281
- People start going fucking wild.

787
00:29:18,281 --> 00:29:20,074
- I'm (indistinct) the cloud drive.
- Yeah.

788
00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:22,057
I'm casting Ray of Frost in the background

789
00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:25,673
so you just have rays of
frost going behind you.

790
00:29:25,673 --> 00:29:27,016
(all laughing)

791
00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:30,337
- Riz is just up in a cannon
with two cannon loaders

792
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,347
looking at a bunch of empty cannons.

793
00:29:32,347 --> 00:29:35,287
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Where is everybody?

794
00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:36,745
Where the hell is everybody?

795
00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:38,303
(all laughing)

796
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:39,136
(Zac imitates drums pounding)

797
00:29:39,136 --> 00:29:41,577
- K2's just smoking a pack straight,

798
00:29:41,577 --> 00:29:44,745
just chain smoking being
like, "What do we fire at?

799
00:29:44,745 --> 00:29:45,983
I don't see anything."

800
00:29:45,983 --> 00:29:48,847
- At the end of the round,

801
00:29:48,847 --> 00:29:52,387
all of you feel a sudden
(imitates wind whooshing)

802
00:29:52,387 --> 00:29:55,507
of a massive force releasing the Hangman

803
00:29:55,507 --> 00:29:58,237
in what would've been
tumbling through the sky

804
00:29:58,237 --> 00:30:00,097
and just fucking crashing to the ground.

805
00:30:00,097 --> 00:30:03,847
But instead, the ship
(imitates wind whooshing)

806
00:30:03,847 --> 00:30:07,477
skids off into sort of
this endless storm cover.

807
00:30:07,477 --> 00:30:10,312
You would guess that you're
way past the fucking highway.

808
00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:12,517
You might be past Loam Farm at this point.

809
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:13,350
- Damn. Okay.

810
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:15,679
- You're way outside of
the bounds of Elmville,

811
00:30:15,679 --> 00:30:19,027
and you can see the roiling
storm sort of swirling

812
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,137
over Elmville as you stay there.

813
00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:22,027
But the ship just sort of sits there.

814
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:23,257
At the beginning of your next round,

815
00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:24,787
the Cloud Rider Engine has been fixed

816
00:30:24,787 --> 00:30:27,157
as you see Sprak goes, "My god.

817
00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:30,814
Another day saved. Now, let's
make for the Celestine Sea

818
00:30:30,814 --> 00:30:33,406
and open a casino in
the middle of the ship."

819
00:30:33,406 --> 00:30:35,409
- We can really talk about that later,

820
00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:37,679
but can you get us towards the school,

821
00:30:37,679 --> 00:30:40,361
and then we can go to the Celestine Sea.

822
00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:42,817
- Let me be clear. You
want me to be the helmsman?

823
00:30:42,817 --> 00:30:44,493
- No, well, now that you say it.

824
00:30:44,493 --> 00:30:45,985
- I thought Jawbone was
gonna be the helmsman?

825
00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:48,577
- Jawbone can be the helmsman.

826
00:30:48,577 --> 00:30:50,975
- I don't know. Just vibe
and we'll figure it out.

827
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,265
- You want me to vibe here?

828
00:30:52,265 --> 00:30:53,481
- You fixed the engine.
You can be the helmsman.

829
00:30:53,481 --> 00:30:54,506
- Okay. I can give it a shot.
- [Lou] Yeah, Gorgug.

830
00:30:54,506 --> 00:30:55,567
You can fly my house.
- I don't really

831
00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:57,997
have much Dex, but I get advantage on Dex.

832
00:30:57,997 --> 00:30:59,347
- There it is.
- Saving throws.

833
00:30:59,347 --> 00:31:00,997
Is that okay?
- Yeah.

834
00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:03,871
Just make sure we get
there safely, all right?

835
00:31:03,871 --> 00:31:05,497
- I'll try.
- Yeah.

836
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:07,447
Just park the pool kinda right there

837
00:31:07,447 --> 00:31:09,127
near the Owlbears field, you know?

838
00:31:09,127 --> 00:31:11,167
- By the field. Got it.
- Yeah, great.

839
00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:15,490
- I break the steering
wheel. No. I rolled a 18.

840
00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:17,017
- Okay. You get up there.

841
00:31:17,017 --> 00:31:18,717
So what's gonna happen now is this.

842
00:31:18,717 --> 00:31:19,807
- Or 19.
- We're gonna set

843
00:31:19,807 --> 00:31:22,460
ourselves up a little bit here.

844
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,126
(Siobhan gasping)
- It's happening.

845
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,057
- The sheets of death.

846
00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:28,537
- Everyone, please, take a ruler
and a sheet and pass it on.

847
00:31:28,537 --> 00:31:29,677
- Oh.

848
00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:30,787
- [Lou] Cute.

849
00:31:30,787 --> 00:31:31,957
- [Murph] We got little cuties.

850
00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,457
- This is cool. This is a cool look.

851
00:31:33,457 --> 00:31:35,751
- Love that. Very cool look.
- Oh, very futuristic.

852
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:36,584
- Yeah.
- We just wanna do

853
00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:37,957
an-
- Thank you.

854
00:31:37,957 --> 00:31:40,459
Now, these minis are not to scale.

855
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:42,727
You are quite a bit
actually smaller than these,

856
00:31:42,727 --> 00:31:44,407
but these are just the only safe size

857
00:31:44,407 --> 00:31:45,817
for you to be able to pick up.

858
00:31:45,817 --> 00:31:48,697
So, these are more of
markers for where you are

859
00:31:48,697 --> 00:31:49,837
on the battlefield.
- Great.

860
00:31:49,837 --> 00:31:51,307
- [Brennan] Zac, if you
would do me a favor.

861
00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:52,417
- [Lou] (concerned) Battlefield?
- And place yourself.

862
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:55,087
The helm should be back there, I believe.

863
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,012
The gunner deck

864
00:31:57,012 --> 00:32:01,012
has Kristen, K2, and Riz in it.

865
00:32:01,012 --> 00:32:03,937
Main part, inside the actual manor

866
00:32:03,937 --> 00:32:07,807
is Fabian, Fig; Adaine
running back of house.

867
00:32:07,807 --> 00:32:10,687
Gorgug, as you jump up
there, you see that Jawbone

868
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:12,937
comes up and says, "I don't
know how to do this thing."

869
00:32:12,937 --> 00:32:14,953
- I think I'll take
over from here, Jawbone.

870
00:32:14,953 --> 00:32:16,297
- You see Sprak comes up and says,

871
00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:18,037
"I'll climb up all the rigging.

872
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,657
Should you need anything at all from me,

873
00:32:19,657 --> 00:32:22,057
you need only call up to
me while I'm up there,

874
00:32:22,057 --> 00:32:24,637
and I'll be fastening us a way to a great

875
00:32:24,637 --> 00:32:27,457
flying galleon like the
Hangman. It's an honor."

876
00:32:27,457 --> 00:32:30,007
- I think we made a mistake
getting Sprak involved.

877
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,397
- And afterwards, we split it 50-50.

878
00:32:33,397 --> 00:32:34,230
- Split what?

879
00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:35,871
- We split it 50-50.

880
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,671
- Okay, Sprak. Get up there.

881
00:32:37,671 --> 00:32:40,597
- All right. (slurping)

882
00:32:40,597 --> 00:32:43,177
And he runs up a little bit of rigging.

883
00:32:43,177 --> 00:32:44,287
- Sprak.
- Did he just snort

884
00:32:44,287 --> 00:32:45,790
his own blood?
- Yeah.

885
00:32:45,790 --> 00:32:46,854
- Oh.

886
00:32:46,854 --> 00:32:48,457
- I have a question about the guns.

887
00:32:48,457 --> 00:32:50,947
Can there be more than
one crew of gunners?

888
00:32:50,947 --> 00:32:53,767
- Yes. There are 118 guns on the ship.

889
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:55,747
- Okay, and what they're
doing is just one gun.

890
00:32:55,747 --> 00:32:56,767
- They're just doing one cannon.

891
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,567
- Oh, okay. Great. So we can
maybe get these other kids.

892
00:33:00,457 --> 00:33:01,619
Once they've voted.

893
00:33:01,619 --> 00:33:02,452
- Of course.
- They can be shooting.

894
00:33:02,452 --> 00:33:03,477
- Once they vote, then they can shoot?

895
00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:05,917
- Well there are 130 who are ready to go.

896
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,237
- That's America, baby.

897
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:08,681
- That's (chuckling).

898
00:33:08,681 --> 00:33:11,920
- Hey, everybody gets a go
on the gun once they voted.

899
00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:15,625
- It's the other way around.
Once you shoot, you can vote.

900
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:16,458
(Emily laughing)

901
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:17,291
- Beardsley.

902
00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:19,777
- You begin to steer,
Gorgug, and you have Jawbone

903
00:33:19,777 --> 00:33:20,610
next to you, and Jawbone says,

904
00:33:20,610 --> 00:33:22,537
"Do you need company up here, bud?"

905
00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:23,437
- If you got something else

906
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:25,223
that you need to do, I'm okay, I think.

907
00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:26,377
- Mm-hmm.
- He can navigate, maybe.

908
00:33:26,377 --> 00:33:27,657
- Yeah.
- Well, he could be there

909
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,865
in case you get knocked
off-deck, he could grab you.

910
00:33:29,865 --> 00:33:32,691
- Yeah. Maybe just hunker
down and just in case

911
00:33:32,691 --> 00:33:35,377
one of us gets thrown off,
we can help the other.

912
00:33:35,377 --> 00:33:37,177
- You see Jawbone takes a second

913
00:33:37,177 --> 00:33:39,757
and Jawbone runs over, finds some rope,

914
00:33:39,757 --> 00:33:42,577
ties it around your waist,
ties some around his waist,

915
00:33:42,577 --> 00:33:45,007
ties it to the gunnel. Just
starts doing fucking...

916
00:33:45,007 --> 00:33:46,327
He's like, "Man- "
- That's good.

917
00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:47,160
That's good.

918
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,417
- "...this was exactly
like a guided tour I took

919
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:51,210
in the Mossflower Mountains way

920
00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:52,957
down south of the Nekronomikron.

921
00:33:52,957 --> 00:33:55,133
We had to do the same thing
'cause the guy who was driving-

922
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,887
the guy who was driving the
bus was an old friend of mine,

923
00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:59,437
but he had been possessed
by an ancient ghost,

924
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,117
and so he was basically
driving us straight

925
00:34:01,117 --> 00:34:02,437
into a wall, trying to crash through,

926
00:34:02,437 --> 00:34:04,837
'cause the dimension on
the other side had a...

927
00:34:04,837 --> 00:34:06,393
There was a cartel-"
- I'm kinda driving right now.

928
00:34:06,393 --> 00:34:07,747
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do
your thing. You do your thing.

929
00:34:07,747 --> 00:34:09,627
And he runs off to do that.

930
00:34:09,627 --> 00:34:11,827
So you got Jawbone on deck with you.

931
00:34:11,827 --> 00:34:13,857
As you are flying-

932
00:34:13,857 --> 00:34:15,667
- Uh-oh. What's going on
with these ping pong balls?

933
00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:16,627
Are they causing the flying?

934
00:34:16,627 --> 00:34:19,117
- Yeah, was that an object interaction

935
00:34:19,117 --> 00:34:20,194
we could've tried to do?

936
00:34:20,194 --> 00:34:21,697
- Not an object interaction.

937
00:34:21,697 --> 00:34:26,390
But the ping pong balls you
know basically marked you.

938
00:34:27,722 --> 00:34:30,427
It was a marker for a summoned being,

939
00:34:30,427 --> 00:34:32,047
which you see is the Nightmare...

940
00:34:32,047 --> 00:34:34,537
Cassandra has appeared here.
- Oh.

941
00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:35,377
Cassandra's here.

942
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,787
- I think that's who's throwing us.

943
00:34:36,787 --> 00:34:41,767
- As you are flying, you,
on an 18, reorient the ship

944
00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:44,677
towards Elmville. In
the center of Elmville,

945
00:34:44,677 --> 00:34:47,552
past the horizon, you see

946
00:34:48,744 --> 00:34:51,085
(imitates lightning crackling)

947
00:34:51,085 --> 00:34:54,451
a shock of red lightning move up

948
00:34:54,451 --> 00:34:57,017
(imitates lightning crackling)

949
00:34:57,017 --> 00:34:59,133
seek to pierce the sky

950
00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:01,627
up above you, past where the
vapor makes it invisible,

951
00:35:01,627 --> 00:35:05,779
and you see it go to connect and hit

952
00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:09,217
(imitates lightning fizzling) and fizzle,

953
00:35:09,217 --> 00:35:10,963
connecting with nothing.

954
00:35:10,963 --> 00:35:12,329
- They don't have the right name.

955
00:35:12,329 --> 00:35:13,840
- Yes.

956
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,147
- Hey, guys. It's red lightning.

957
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:19,387
- Okay. Let's drive
towards the red lightning.

958
00:35:19,387 --> 00:35:20,407
- You got it.

959
00:35:20,407 --> 00:35:24,123
- From miles away you hear

960
00:35:26,115 --> 00:35:30,840
(roar of rage)

961
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,317
(Brennan imitates clouds roiling)

962
00:35:32,317 --> 00:35:35,827
Clouds roil. As they do, all
the ping pong balls float

963
00:35:35,827 --> 00:35:38,137
and throughout the party
(imitates balls whirring)

964
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:40,845
flash, and for a moment,

965
00:35:40,845 --> 00:35:43,620
different runes appear within them.

966
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,897
(imitates runes pinging)

967
00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:50,800
Red, white, green, black,

968
00:35:51,907 --> 00:35:55,237
and finally (imitates lightning
crackling) lightning blue.

969
00:35:55,237 --> 00:36:00,217
As they appear, you feel
something (imitates air whooshing)

970
00:36:00,217 --> 00:36:03,220
moving in the shadows around you.

971
00:36:04,147 --> 00:36:08,317
As it appears and
approaches, you hear booming

972
00:36:08,317 --> 00:36:12,350
in the distance, the voice
of Oisin calling out.

973
00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:15,133
(chanting in foreign language)

974
00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:18,474
(chanting in foreign language)

975
00:36:18,474 --> 00:36:20,677
And, appearing out of the vapor,

976
00:36:20,677 --> 00:36:25,447
dragons begin to encircle the ship.

977
00:36:25,447 --> 00:36:28,057
The smallest are the size of elephants,

978
00:36:28,057 --> 00:36:30,577
but there is one much larger one.

979
00:36:30,577 --> 00:36:33,397
This one's circling around
over in this direction.

980
00:36:33,397 --> 00:36:36,697
One of them is gonna go
ahead, almost moving to land

981
00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,567
on the ship itself. You have
a readied action, Riz Gukgak.

982
00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,787
You see there is a larger one sort of

983
00:36:42,787 --> 00:36:44,947
in the back of the ship over there.

984
00:36:44,947 --> 00:36:46,910
One kind of strafing in from the side

985
00:36:46,910 --> 00:36:48,979
(imitates dragon screeching)
as they begin to swoop in.

986
00:36:48,979 --> 00:36:50,931
- Cool. I'm gonna go for a smaller one.

987
00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,894
- Okay.
- Fucking get him, Riz.

988
00:36:52,894 --> 00:36:53,727
(Murph screaming)

989
00:36:53,727 --> 00:36:54,775
(dice rolling)

990
00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:55,883
- 25 to hit.

991
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:57,304
- 25 hits.
- Cool.

992
00:36:57,304 --> 00:36:58,987
And I assume I do my Sneak Attack.

993
00:36:58,987 --> 00:37:00,667
- So you're getting the
Help action on this roll

994
00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,617
which means that yes, you
are rolling with advantage

995
00:37:02,617 --> 00:37:04,170
which means that you do have Sneak Attack.

996
00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:07,867
- Anybody got d10s? I actually
don't normally have them.

997
00:37:07,867 --> 00:37:09,547
- So you're going for the smallest one

998
00:37:09,547 --> 00:37:11,227
that's sort of flying up
alongside the ship, right?

999
00:37:11,227 --> 00:37:12,060
- Yeah.
- Cool.

1000
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,035
(dice rattling)

1001
00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:15,731
- Trying to take out
the smaller ones first.

1002
00:37:15,731 --> 00:37:16,898
- Nice.
- Okay.

1003
00:37:18,247 --> 00:37:22,038
40, plus my thing.

1004
00:37:22,038 --> 00:37:23,167
47 damage.

1005
00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:25,537
- Riz, describe to me
as you man this cannon

1006
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:26,995
what happens to this smallest...

1007
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:30,203
It's about the size of basically, yeah-

1008
00:37:31,278 --> 00:37:32,111
of an elephant,

1009
00:37:32,111 --> 00:37:34,611
this thing that's about
15 feet, snout to tail.

1010
00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:35,527
(imitates dragon hissing)

1011
00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:37,797
Flying in and it's
coming right towards you

1012
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,597
as you see glowing acid.

1013
00:37:40,597 --> 00:37:42,665
- Beautiful. Majestic. Bam!

1014
00:37:42,665 --> 00:37:43,498
(all laughing)

1015
00:37:43,498 --> 00:37:45,547
- [Brennan] Boom! For
the first time in ages,

1016
00:37:45,547 --> 00:37:47,407
the cannons of the Hangman fire.

1017
00:37:47,407 --> 00:37:48,547
- Righteous.
- Boom.

1018
00:37:48,547 --> 00:37:51,217
And everyone up in the party goes, oh.

1019
00:37:51,217 --> 00:37:52,638
- Did Riz start smoking?

1020
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,457
- Okay. All right.
- Okay.

1021
00:37:54,457 --> 00:37:57,469
That's a good bass, man. Hey,
what's that subwoofer doing?

1022
00:37:57,469 --> 00:38:00,893
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's fucking go.

1023
00:38:00,893 --> 00:38:02,502
Bam.
(Zac screaming)

1024
00:38:02,502 --> 00:38:04,747
A dragon blasted out of the sky.

1025
00:38:04,747 --> 00:38:07,747
The two other dragons remaining
(imitates dragon hissing)

1026
00:38:07,747 --> 00:38:10,687
these huge, frog-like glands swell

1027
00:38:10,687 --> 00:38:14,407
at the back of their cheeks
as boiling, viscous acid

1028
00:38:14,407 --> 00:38:16,717
with a lime-green glow
(imitates dragon gasping)

1029
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:18,037
collects in these pouches

1030
00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:20,737
and two lines of it blast the ship.

1031
00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:22,957
Each of them are attacking both the ship

1032
00:38:22,957 --> 00:38:24,937
and Gorgug in this moment.

1033
00:38:24,937 --> 00:38:29,407
I'm gonna need Dexterity
saving throws from Gorgug

1034
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:33,394
for himself, and then a Dex
save for the ship as well.

1035
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,429
- You got it, Gorgug.

1036
00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:35,741
- You got it, Gorgug.
- You think Gorgug

1037
00:38:35,741 --> 00:38:38,317
is within 30 feet of me if I'm below deck?

1038
00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:40,897
- Within 30? No. I do not think
he's within 30 feet of you.

1039
00:38:40,897 --> 00:38:45,787
- I got a 19 on the first
Dex save for Gorgug.

1040
00:38:45,787 --> 00:38:47,047
- Okay.

1041
00:38:47,047 --> 00:38:48,356
- And then...

1042
00:38:48,356 --> 00:38:51,847
(battle music)

1043
00:38:51,847 --> 00:38:54,817
So, for the ship, I would add the vehicle?

1044
00:38:54,817 --> 00:38:55,927
- The vehicle proficiency.

1045
00:38:55,927 --> 00:38:57,637
- Then that becomes a 19.

1046
00:38:57,637 --> 00:38:59,617
- Aren't we also all Blessed?

1047
00:38:59,617 --> 00:39:00,450
- Are we Blessed?

1048
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:02,017
- We are Blessed.
- Ooh. Yes.

1049
00:39:02,017 --> 00:39:04,144
You may roll that for the ship as well.

1050
00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,869
- Okay.
- So-

1051
00:39:05,869 --> 00:39:08,317
- So mine becomes a 21.
- Okay.

1052
00:39:08,317 --> 00:39:11,709
- And then the ship becomes also a 21.

1053
00:39:11,709 --> 00:39:12,666
- [Brennan] Okay.

1054
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,197
- Gorgug and the ship are one.

1055
00:39:14,197 --> 00:39:18,967
- [Brennan] (counting) 6, 11, 22, 28.

1056
00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,135
- Fight me in the sky.
- 35.

1057
00:39:20,135 --> 00:39:21,877
(Siobhan laughing)

1058
00:39:21,877 --> 00:39:25,901
First dragon, 43 points of acid damage.

1059
00:39:25,901 --> 00:39:28,826
That is halved to 21.

1060
00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:31,657
So 21 acid to you and 21 to the ship.

1061
00:39:31,657 --> 00:39:33,577
Fabian, do you wanna record
damage to your house?

1062
00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:34,503
- Yes. You got it.

1063
00:39:34,503 --> 00:39:36,187
- All right, so 21 acid damage.

1064
00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:40,267
Aelwyn's shield (imitates shield
ringing) gleam brilliantly.

1065
00:39:40,267 --> 00:39:42,487
The ship does not take any damage.

1066
00:39:42,487 --> 00:39:43,597
It's eating through the shields.

1067
00:39:43,597 --> 00:39:44,430
- Does it hit me?

1068
00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:45,337
- [Brennan] It hits you, yes.

1069
00:39:45,337 --> 00:39:47,797
- 21 hits me, and are there two attacks?

1070
00:39:47,797 --> 00:39:48,857
- There's two. Give me another two saves.

1071
00:39:48,857 --> 00:39:49,804
- Okay. Okay.

1072
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,845
(dice rattling and rolling)

1073
00:39:51,845 --> 00:39:54,697
And I used Absorb Elements
and a nat 20 on my save.

1074
00:39:54,697 --> 00:39:56,407
- Oh my god. Incredible.
- Nice.

1075
00:39:56,407 --> 00:39:57,761
- And then, for the ship.

1076
00:39:57,761 --> 00:39:58,794
(dice rolling)

1077
00:40:00,577 --> 00:40:04,602
That's not great. That's a

1078
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,435
13.

1079
00:40:05,435 --> 00:40:07,927
Oh, I forgot to roll Bless for this one.

1080
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:09,800
17 for the ship.
- Even though that's not

1081
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,607
a very high save, for
these younger dragons,

1082
00:40:12,607 --> 00:40:16,437
it gets the job done. So
42, once again halved to 21.

1083
00:40:16,437 --> 00:40:17,827
21 acid to Gorgug, but you've still,

1084
00:40:17,827 --> 00:40:19,357
I believe, have that Absorb Elements

1085
00:40:19,357 --> 00:40:20,317
to get resistance, correct?

1086
00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:22,057
- Yeah. It lasts until-
- Cool.

1087
00:40:22,057 --> 00:40:23,347
- For that specific damage type.

1088
00:40:23,347 --> 00:40:24,218
- Awesome.
- Does it take more damage,

1089
00:40:24,218 --> 00:40:25,597
the ship?
- So the shields take

1090
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,427
another 21.
- I took 21 twice.

1091
00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:28,537
- Yes, but you would halve that

1092
00:40:28,537 --> 00:40:29,711
with your resistance to
acid. So it would be-

1093
00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:30,544
- So it would be 21.

1094
00:40:30,544 --> 00:40:33,037
- [Brennan] Just 21, and it would be 42

1095
00:40:33,037 --> 00:40:35,129
to the shields of the ship.
(imitates dragons growling)

1096
00:40:35,129 --> 00:40:36,877
As these two dragons use
their breath weapons.

1097
00:40:36,877 --> 00:40:37,987
Riz Gukgak, that's actually gonna come

1098
00:40:37,987 --> 00:40:39,487
back to your turn again.

1099
00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:40,320
- Sweet.

1100
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,717
Ooh, we got a long day
ahead of us, I think.

1101
00:40:43,717 --> 00:40:45,967
I don't know if I should
cast Haste or not.

1102
00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:48,637
It seems like a good idea, maybe.

1103
00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:51,757
Yeah, I'll cast Haste on myself.

1104
00:40:51,757 --> 00:40:55,087
So that's one action, and then I'll take

1105
00:40:55,087 --> 00:40:59,467
an additional action to
try to shoot another one.

1106
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:01,117
- All right. So the cannon's not reloaded.

1107
00:41:01,117 --> 00:41:02,821
It takes three actions to load the cannon.

1108
00:41:02,821 --> 00:41:03,967
- I think I go after him, right?

1109
00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,695
- You do.
- I will hold

1110
00:41:06,695 --> 00:41:07,528
that action.
- You can use that

1111
00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:09,637
to ready the action that
as soon as Kristen loads

1112
00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:10,705
that you're gonna fire again.
- Correct.

1113
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,764
- Great. So, Riz, that's you.

1114
00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:15,039
More dragons appear.

1115
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,687
- Boo.

1116
00:41:16,687 --> 00:41:18,517
Boo.

1117
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:19,350
- Hiss.

1118
00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:21,157
- Much like these dragons on either side,

1119
00:41:21,157 --> 00:41:24,937
swooping in from the side,
strafing towards you,

1120
00:41:24,937 --> 00:41:28,292
you see coming right out
of the storm, a blue dragon

1121
00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:31,967
(imitates wings whooshing)
and a white dragon

1122
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:33,907
moving in this direction towards the ship.

1123
00:41:33,907 --> 00:41:36,007
- Kind of a lot of dragons.

1124
00:41:36,007 --> 00:41:37,957
- [Brennan] Zooming in
as fast as possible.

1125
00:41:37,957 --> 00:41:40,657
As they do so, the blue
dragon in front of you

1126
00:41:40,657 --> 00:41:42,187
is going to make... I'm gonna need,

1127
00:41:42,187 --> 00:41:45,880
once again, it's a line. Gorgug,
Dex for you and the ship.

1128
00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:48,191
- First for Gorgug.

1129
00:41:49,897 --> 00:41:51,488
That's gonna be

1130
00:41:51,488 --> 00:41:52,321
(die rolling)

1131
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,297
20 for Gorgug, not nat.

1132
00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:56,130
And then...

1133
00:41:58,671 --> 00:42:02,767
Ooh, a one and a two
for the ship, plus one.

1134
00:42:02,767 --> 00:42:05,857
So three, no, nine for the ship.

1135
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,227
- A nine for the ship.
- Ship fails the save.

1136
00:42:08,227 --> 00:42:09,607
- [Brennan] Okay. Ship fails the save.

1137
00:42:09,607 --> 00:42:11,137
- Unless we can do (indistinct).

1138
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,987
- [Brennan] The ship is
going to take 57 points

1139
00:42:13,987 --> 00:42:18,812
of lightning damage. 57 halved
would be 28 and then 14.

1140
00:42:18,812 --> 00:42:19,645
- [Zac] Okay.

1141
00:42:19,645 --> 00:42:21,907
- And then this white
dragon is going to go.

1142
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,897
I'm gonna need Constitution
saves from you.

1143
00:42:25,897 --> 00:42:28,027
You can make another
vehicle save for the ship

1144
00:42:28,027 --> 00:42:30,408
using your Dexterity
instead of Constitution.

1145
00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:31,241
(dice rolling)

1146
00:42:32,326 --> 00:42:33,705
- Oof.

1147
00:42:35,497 --> 00:42:40,327
That is a 16 for the ship.
And then Con save for myself?

1148
00:42:40,327 --> 00:42:41,527
- A Con save for yourself.

1149
00:42:41,527 --> 00:42:44,187
- Okay. I don't do this with advantage.

1150
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,187
(die rolling)

1151
00:42:46,225 --> 00:42:49,527
That is still gonna be, oh, plus...

1152
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:53,167
19?

1153
00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:54,310
- You both make it.
- Okay.

1154
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:57,370
- So 44 is halved to 22 cold damage.

1155
00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:59,497
(imitates dragon shrieking)
All these dragons

1156
00:42:59,497 --> 00:43:02,137
are coming up with
recharged breath weapons.

1157
00:43:02,137 --> 00:43:04,207
As they swoop in, Kristen,
that is your turn.

1158
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,487
- Okay. There are guns all around, right?

1159
00:43:06,487 --> 00:43:08,857
Could I get to a place
where I'm right below Gorgug

1160
00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:11,527
so he would be within my 30-feet aura?

1161
00:43:11,527 --> 00:43:13,507
- No, unfortunately, he's
in the center of the ship.

1162
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,147
So if you look at the ranges,

1163
00:43:16,147 --> 00:43:17,361
30 feet's just not close enough.

1164
00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:18,300
- Got it. Yeah, okay.

1165
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,310
- Just leave Kristen 2 with
me, if you wanna go up.

1166
00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:26,262
- Yeah. Maybe... I like the idea

1167
00:43:26,262 --> 00:43:28,387
of loading two and then
letting you try to shoot two

1168
00:43:28,387 --> 00:43:29,220
so I can-
- Yeah,

1169
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:32,887
but we don't want Gorgug to eat it.

1170
00:43:32,887 --> 00:43:34,087
- Yeah.
- We can grab some people

1171
00:43:34,087 --> 00:43:35,677
to help with loading, maybe.

1172
00:43:35,677 --> 00:43:36,700
- Yeah, totally.
- I'm gonna bring

1173
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,717
some people down.
- Yeah.

1174
00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,397
- Okay, cool. So I'll run up there,

1175
00:43:39,397 --> 00:43:41,020
but before I do, I'll load.

1176
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,127
- Cool.
- So I'll load a cannon

1177
00:43:42,127 --> 00:43:43,310
and K2 will load a cannon.

1178
00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:44,797
- You immediately can use
your reaction to fire.

1179
00:43:44,797 --> 00:43:46,237
- Great. I will go ahead

1180
00:43:46,237 --> 00:43:49,597
and shoot at one of the smaller ones.

1181
00:43:49,597 --> 00:43:50,947
- [Brennan] Hell yes. Okay.

1182
00:43:50,947 --> 00:43:52,937
- Shoot 'em out of the sky, Riz.

1183
00:43:52,937 --> 00:43:54,847
- Get 'em outta here.

1184
00:43:54,847 --> 00:43:55,810
Ooh, yeah.

1185
00:43:57,393 --> 00:44:00,127
Yeah, 26 to hit with Bless.

1186
00:44:00,127 --> 00:44:03,007
- 26 to hit with Bless.
That's gonna do it.

1187
00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:07,600
- Okay. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven plus 3d10.

1188
00:44:08,527 --> 00:44:10,694
- I've made every save but I'm still-

1189
00:44:10,694 --> 00:44:12,860
- Yeah. You're still really hurt.

1190
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:16,687
Maybe one of the Kristens
needs to swap out with me.

1191
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:18,727
- (whispered) Yes, yes, yes! Yes.

1192
00:44:18,727 --> 00:44:21,217
- I'm just gonna stay in
and keep playing music.

1193
00:44:21,217 --> 00:44:22,050
- I think so.

1194
00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:23,017
- Keep the party locked down.

1195
00:44:23,017 --> 00:44:24,593
- I'm drumming on the...

1196
00:44:24,593 --> 00:44:25,426
- Yeah.

1197
00:44:26,321 --> 00:44:27,712
- Splash of acid.

1198
00:44:27,712 --> 00:44:28,924
(Zac groaning)

1199
00:44:28,924 --> 00:44:29,917
- But it's important to know

1200
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,537
that you have resistance
to lightning damage

1201
00:44:31,537 --> 00:44:33,607
in terms of what dragons
you guys are targeting.

1202
00:44:33,607 --> 00:44:34,567
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1203
00:44:34,567 --> 00:44:37,554
- Do I add my Dex to this or is-

1204
00:44:37,554 --> 00:44:39,067
- Yes, you do.
- Okay. Great.

1205
00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:41,725
Then it is

1206
00:44:41,725 --> 00:44:43,147
55 damage.

1207
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:43,980
- Jesus.

1208
00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:47,047
- I rolled on the 3 d10s, I
rolled two tens and a five.

1209
00:44:47,047 --> 00:44:49,087
- Nice.
- Yeah.

1210
00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:51,187
- This dragon back here
(imitates cannon firing)

1211
00:44:51,187 --> 00:44:53,977
catches a cannonball in
the ribs. Keeps flying,

1212
00:44:53,977 --> 00:44:55,941
but a huge injury appears in that dragon.

1213
00:44:55,941 --> 00:44:57,607
- I was going after
one of the little ones.

1214
00:44:57,607 --> 00:45:00,127
- Yes. The first one you shot
was significantly smaller-

1215
00:45:00,127 --> 00:45:01,478
- Smaller. Got it.
- Than the other two.

1216
00:45:01,478 --> 00:45:03,037
- There's, like, medium ones. Cool.

1217
00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:03,870
- There's medium-sized.

1218
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:05,617
Those ones are the size of a city bus.

1219
00:45:05,617 --> 00:45:06,513
- [Murph] Got it.

1220
00:45:06,513 --> 00:45:07,346
(Brennan imitates dragons growling)

1221
00:45:07,346 --> 00:45:08,707
- As they are flying after you.

1222
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:09,577
- Okay. Cool.

1223
00:45:09,577 --> 00:45:11,777
With my movement, I'm
gonna go up to Gorgug.

1224
00:45:11,777 --> 00:45:13,507
- Okay. You go up to join Gorgug.

1225
00:45:13,507 --> 00:45:16,267
A very tiny, little shrimpy,

1226
00:45:16,267 --> 00:45:17,797
following this white dragon, bursting

1227
00:45:17,797 --> 00:45:18,787
out of this tall storm cloud,

1228
00:45:18,787 --> 00:45:20,077
this one (imitates dragon hissing) goes.

1229
00:45:20,077 --> 00:45:21,877
It tries to cling to the side of the ship,

1230
00:45:21,877 --> 00:45:24,277
get in through a window,
but Aelwyn's ward,

1231
00:45:24,277 --> 00:45:25,567
which is Aelwyn's ward still up?

1232
00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:26,400
- No.
- It is not.

1233
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,967
- Really?
- It successfully-

1234
00:45:27,967 --> 00:45:29,017
- We're at 379.

1235
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:32,167
- You feel the house, whoa,
take a little bit of damage,

1236
00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:34,357
and that's gonna affect
the damage rolls there.

1237
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,817
So this dragon lands up on
here (imitates dragon snarling)

1238
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:40,897
little, and it's going to
try to get Gorgug as well.

1239
00:45:40,897 --> 00:45:42,247
I'm gonna need Constitution from Gorg

1240
00:45:42,247 --> 00:45:44,017
and another Dexterity for the house.

1241
00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,307
- For the house.
- Mm-hmm.

1242
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,667
- That's first.

1243
00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:47,977
(die rolling)

1244
00:45:47,977 --> 00:45:51,068
That becomes a

1245
00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:52,368
dirty 20 for the house.

1246
00:45:52,368 --> 00:45:54,727
- Okay.
- And then,

1247
00:45:54,727 --> 00:45:57,417
Constitution save for me is...

1248
00:45:58,657 --> 00:46:00,517
It is 27.

1249
00:46:00,517 --> 00:46:03,127
- Kristen, I'm gonna need it
for you too. Constitution.

1250
00:46:03,127 --> 00:46:04,777
- That's a nine.
- Okay.

1251
00:46:04,777 --> 00:46:07,824
14 halved to 7 cold damage.

1252
00:46:07,824 --> 00:46:08,657
- Okay.

1253
00:46:08,657 --> 00:46:12,517
- This is a much smaller dragon
(imitates dragon screeching)

1254
00:46:12,517 --> 00:46:14,287
as cold lashes across the deck.

1255
00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:16,477
Fabian Aramais Seacaster, that is you.

1256
00:46:16,477 --> 00:46:19,117
- How many fucking votes do
we think we fucking need?

1257
00:46:19,117 --> 00:46:21,787
- I mean, yeah, we probably have enough.

1258
00:46:21,787 --> 00:46:24,217
The gym is empty. It's gonna
be the five of them voting.

1259
00:46:24,217 --> 00:46:25,087
- Right?
- Right?

1260
00:46:25,087 --> 00:46:27,707
- Yeah. I mean, I can make one more.

1261
00:46:27,707 --> 00:46:29,407
I just feel like maybe we could...

1262
00:46:29,407 --> 00:46:31,590
I got all these pirate patches.

1263
00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:34,957
(Zac screaming)

1264
00:46:34,957 --> 00:46:36,697
- Kids are holding Solo cups looking

1265
00:46:36,697 --> 00:46:38,811
as these huge draconic shadows move-

1266
00:46:38,811 --> 00:46:40,304
- It's all part of the music video, baby.

1267
00:46:40,304 --> 00:46:41,437
- It's all part of the music video.

1268
00:46:41,437 --> 00:46:42,697
- We're making a music video?

1269
00:46:42,697 --> 00:46:43,700
- Yeah, that was what I-

1270
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,517
- I didn't sign a waiver.

1271
00:46:45,517 --> 00:46:49,653
- Fabian says we can all
use the cannons. Woo!

1272
00:46:49,653 --> 00:46:52,314
- Honestly, Persuasion with advantage.

1273
00:46:52,314 --> 00:46:53,380
(dice rolling)

1274
00:46:55,174 --> 00:46:56,497
- A 12.

1275
00:46:56,497 --> 00:46:58,844
- They're like, "That's
very thoughtful. Thank you."

1276
00:46:58,844 --> 00:47:00,367
- I thought it would be fun.

1277
00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,267
- That's very thoughtful.
- You know?

1278
00:47:03,718 --> 00:47:05,797
- So you have a party
action and then your turn.

1279
00:47:05,797 --> 00:47:08,377
- Great. I'll use my party action to get

1280
00:47:08,377 --> 00:47:11,587
a few more votes in there,
try and get it done.

1281
00:47:11,587 --> 00:47:13,262
- [Brennan] Cool.
(die rolling)

1282
00:47:14,467 --> 00:47:16,108
- Thank god.
(die rolling)

1283
00:47:17,287 --> 00:47:19,897
That's only gonna be a 14, I think.

1284
00:47:19,897 --> 00:47:21,127
- 14. Okay.
- 14.

1285
00:47:21,127 --> 00:47:23,514
- 14 times five is 70.

1286
00:47:23,514 --> 00:47:26,587
200 of 500 students continue
to vote at the party.

1287
00:47:26,587 --> 00:47:29,917
As they do, you see Jawbone,
who's up on deck helping you,

1288
00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:32,707
looks down and is peering over the thing

1289
00:47:32,707 --> 00:47:35,167
as the white dragon breath hits him

1290
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:37,057
and goes all cold damage. He says,

1291
00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:39,247
"Everyone, all right, I am monitoring.

1292
00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:42,037
So, everyone, this is safe
and legal. Safe and legal."

1293
00:47:42,037 --> 00:47:45,277
- Yes, it is safe and
legal to film here today,

1294
00:47:45,277 --> 00:47:46,927
because we are filming a music video

1295
00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:48,690
and having a fucking rocking time.

1296
00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:49,904
- Airitime law.

1297
00:47:49,904 --> 00:47:52,147
- Yeah, airitime law means-
- Airitime law!

1298
00:47:52,147 --> 00:47:54,256
- You don't need a waiver in the air.

1299
00:47:54,256 --> 00:47:55,327
(Emily laughing)

1300
00:47:55,327 --> 00:47:58,417
- And then, is there a
way I can use the Hangman

1301
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,007
and possibly my...

1302
00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:03,157
Where is the dragon that's
grappling onto the house?

1303
00:48:03,157 --> 00:48:04,447
- Right there.
- Could I attack it

1304
00:48:04,447 --> 00:48:06,547
through a window?
- Right here.

1305
00:48:06,547 --> 00:48:08,377
- Yes, you can attack it
through a window. Absolutely.

1306
00:48:08,377 --> 00:48:11,437
- Great. I'm gonna ride
my motorcycle in my house,

1307
00:48:11,437 --> 00:48:13,567
up and attack this dragon.

1308
00:48:13,567 --> 00:48:15,907
- Legendary behavior.

1309
00:48:15,907 --> 00:48:16,957
- Hell yeah. Go for it.

1310
00:48:16,957 --> 00:48:17,887
Go ahead and give me an attack roll.

1311
00:48:17,887 --> 00:48:20,397
- That's "kid gets $1
million in a movie" behavior.

1312
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,267
(Siobhan laughing)

1313
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,067
- First attack.
- Mm-hmm.

1314
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,008
- Is a 27 to hit.

1315
00:48:26,008 --> 00:48:27,661
- 27 hits.

1316
00:48:27,661 --> 00:48:30,405
- Let's just burn a 1st-level
spell slot with Fandrangor

1317
00:48:30,405 --> 00:48:33,112
(dice rolling)

1318
00:48:33,112 --> 00:48:36,367
for 10, 19 points of damage.
- Okay.

1319
00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:38,400
- Second attack.
- Bloody. Badly injured.

1320
00:48:39,367 --> 00:48:41,820
- Second attack is a 23.

1321
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:43,267
- A 23 to hit. That hits.

1322
00:48:43,267 --> 00:48:46,947
- I'll burn a 2nd-level
spell slot, add a second d6.

1323
00:48:46,947 --> 00:48:48,697
(dice rolling)

1324
00:48:48,697 --> 00:48:50,737
That's, ooh, that's bad.

1325
00:48:50,737 --> 00:48:53,647
That's only gonna be a four.

1326
00:48:53,647 --> 00:48:55,807
That's only 13 points of damage.

1327
00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,889
- That's exactly as many
hit points as it had.

1328
00:48:57,889 --> 00:48:58,722
- Wow.
- Fabian,

1329
00:48:58,722 --> 00:49:00,487
describe what happens
as you're getting people

1330
00:49:00,487 --> 00:49:03,277
to vote as you're riding your motorcycle,

1331
00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:06,337
as this 12-foot-long dragon

1332
00:49:06,337 --> 00:49:07,867
smashes its head through a window.

1333
00:49:07,867 --> 00:49:09,208
- I think I
(Brennan imitates dragon screeching)

1334
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,437
ride my fucking motorcycle
up, jump on its neck,

1335
00:49:11,437 --> 00:49:14,565
stab it until it's dead,
and then just drop back down

1336
00:49:14,565 --> 00:49:16,387
and, "All right, if we can
all just keep on voting.

1337
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:17,607
Let's keep it moving."

1338
00:49:17,607 --> 00:49:19,830
- Gorgug, you hear this fucking
(imitates dragon screeching)

1339
00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:21,757
as this thing wriggles and smashes

1340
00:49:21,757 --> 00:49:24,717
as you hear your own
drumming and Fig going...

1341
00:49:24,717 --> 00:49:28,685
♪ Fight me in the sky! ♪

1342
00:49:28,685 --> 00:49:30,167
They're like, "This
party's fucking metal."

1343
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:33,787
- Yeah. Let's keep it
voting. Come on. Yeah.

1344
00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:35,617
- Incredible.
- Rock the boat.

1345
00:49:35,617 --> 00:49:37,147
- And we really are filming this, right?

1346
00:49:37,147 --> 00:49:38,274
All the vultures?
- Yes.

1347
00:49:38,274 --> 00:49:39,503
- Yeah, the vultures.
- The vultures

1348
00:49:39,503 --> 00:49:42,067
are really good cameramen.
- Yeah.

1349
00:49:42,067 --> 00:49:43,807
- I mean, the GoPros do auto-focus,

1350
00:49:43,807 --> 00:49:45,037
but they're doing a lot of tight-

1351
00:49:45,037 --> 00:49:46,177
- Yeah.
- I'm thinking

1352
00:49:46,177 --> 00:49:47,437
that we're just getting enough footage

1353
00:49:47,437 --> 00:49:49,177
that we're gonna be able
to cut together something.

1354
00:49:49,177 --> 00:49:50,336
- Yeah.
- Something. Yeah.

1355
00:49:50,336 --> 00:49:51,902
- All of the cameras are going...

1356
00:49:51,902 --> 00:49:54,577
- We only need a few minutes
of footage ultimately, so.

1357
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,990
- [Zac] Definitely gonna learn a lot.

1358
00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:57,457
(all laughing)

1359
00:49:57,457 --> 00:49:58,417
- Okay, Gorgug.
- And this little one

1360
00:49:58,417 --> 00:49:59,677
is gone, right?
- What's that?

1361
00:49:59,677 --> 00:50:00,997
- This little one on the house is gone?

1362
00:50:00,997 --> 00:50:03,519
- Little one on the house
is no more. Bye, buddy.

1363
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:05,947
This much smaller blue dragon goes up,

1364
00:50:05,947 --> 00:50:08,277
riding along, is not gonna go for Gorgug.

1365
00:50:08,277 --> 00:50:10,087
Is gonna go for Riz at the gunner station,

1366
00:50:10,087 --> 00:50:12,157
having seen you take two people out.

1367
00:50:12,157 --> 00:50:14,616
But I'm gonna need a
Dex save for the house.

1368
00:50:14,616 --> 00:50:18,247
(dice rolling)

1369
00:50:18,247 --> 00:50:19,900
- That becomes a dirty 20.

1370
00:50:20,886 --> 00:50:23,137
- It was so smart that we had him be the-

1371
00:50:23,137 --> 00:50:24,637
- I'm starting- with Haste,

1372
00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:27,637
I have 19 AC plus three-quarters cover.

1373
00:50:27,637 --> 00:50:29,347
- So you're gonna make this
Dex save with advantage.

1374
00:50:29,347 --> 00:50:30,727
- Come on.

1375
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:31,890
- [Zac] Do you have Evasion?

1376
00:50:33,187 --> 00:50:35,470
- Yeah, that's really good.

1377
00:50:36,547 --> 00:50:37,437
28.

1378
00:50:37,437 --> 00:50:41,017
- 26 halved to 13, negated by Evasion.

1379
00:50:41,017 --> 00:50:43,937
13 damage to the ship as lightning

1380
00:50:43,937 --> 00:50:45,631
(imitates lightning crackling)
strafes across the side.

1381
00:50:45,631 --> 00:50:47,425
- All right, Gorgug.

1382
00:50:47,425 --> 00:50:48,427
- Gorgug, yeah, as these dragons,

1383
00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:50,047
you're just like (imitates air whooshing)

1384
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,597
the house wheeling in
and out of the storms.

1385
00:50:52,597 --> 00:50:54,470
The storms continue to move around.

1386
00:50:54,470 --> 00:50:58,627
Gorgug, as you surge forward
to a new sort of phase

1387
00:50:58,627 --> 00:51:01,927
of the battlefield, you
see the dragons there.

1388
00:51:01,927 --> 00:51:05,197
It is your turn. You have
your helmsperson actions,

1389
00:51:05,197 --> 00:51:07,477
and then you have your character action.

1390
00:51:07,477 --> 00:51:10,087
- The one dead ahead, is this Huge?

1391
00:51:10,087 --> 00:51:11,677
- Yes, that one is Huge. Yes.

1392
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:14,557
- I guess I'll just try to do
the ram attack on him, right?

1393
00:51:14,557 --> 00:51:16,567
- Hell yeah. The creature
makes a Dexterity saving throw.

1394
00:51:16,567 --> 00:51:19,297
It has disadvantage if you are gassing it.

1395
00:51:19,297 --> 00:51:21,427
So you can gas and ram.
- Oh, okay.

1396
00:51:21,427 --> 00:51:23,167
Then I will gas and ram.

1397
00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,673
- All right. It's gonna make a
saving throw at disadvantage.

1398
00:51:24,673 --> 00:51:26,203
- [Lou] Gas and ram, baby.
- Gas and ram.

1399
00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:29,311
- That's my life motto, gas and ram.

1400
00:51:29,311 --> 00:51:32,017
- Gas and ram.
- A natural 20 and a two.

1401
00:51:32,017 --> 00:51:33,457
If you had not gassed it-
- Nice.

1402
00:51:33,457 --> 00:51:34,327
- Yes.

1403
00:51:34,327 --> 00:51:37,046
- Go ahead and roll 10d10 for me.

1404
00:51:37,046 --> 00:51:39,830
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Send your kids to school.

1405
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:40,683
♪ Mm, what you say ♪

1406
00:51:40,683 --> 00:51:42,582
- That's six.
- That's six? Okay.

1407
00:51:42,582 --> 00:51:44,203
Oh, gorgeous. All right.

1408
00:51:44,203 --> 00:51:45,056
(dice rattling)

1409
00:51:45,056 --> 00:51:46,687
- [Lou] Come on.

1410
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:47,737
- Okay.

1411
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,739
So.
- That looks nice.

1412
00:51:49,739 --> 00:51:51,877
- Is this 10? This is 10, right?

1413
00:51:51,877 --> 00:51:53,569
- Yeah, zero's 10.

1414
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:54,402
- 61.

1415
00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:57,997
64 damage.

1416
00:51:57,997 --> 00:52:00,187
- 64 damage.
- Nice.

1417
00:52:00,187 --> 00:52:02,107
- And knocked prone.
- And knocked prone.

1418
00:52:02,107 --> 00:52:04,897
So Sprak is giving you the Help action.

1419
00:52:04,897 --> 00:52:09,897
Go ahead and give me a
vehicle check as you gas it.

1420
00:52:10,087 --> 00:52:10,946
- With advantage?

1421
00:52:10,946 --> 00:52:12,957
- With advantage. DC 15.
- Okay.

1422
00:52:12,957 --> 00:52:15,092
16 on the die.
- Okay.

1423
00:52:15,092 --> 00:52:16,229
- I can roll.

1424
00:52:16,229 --> 00:52:17,367
19.
- You guys see all

1425
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:20,827
of Seacaster Manor, the
clouds go thin enough

1426
00:52:20,827 --> 00:52:23,210
that you see the Cloud
Rider Engine kind of

1427
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:25,537
(imitates engine crackling)
fritz for a second

1428
00:52:25,537 --> 00:52:30,537
as this dragon is caught
unawares and you effectively jump

1429
00:52:30,697 --> 00:52:35,047
a cloudless area in this house,
plow through this dragon,

1430
00:52:35,047 --> 00:52:37,087
knocking it out of the sky.
(imitates air whooshing)

1431
00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:39,757
It dives a hundred feet immediately

1432
00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:42,007
and it's gonna have to
struggle to catch up with you.

1433
00:52:42,007 --> 00:52:44,977
As it does so, you land on the other side.

1434
00:52:44,977 --> 00:52:47,556
These dragons are gonna
get attacks of opportunity.

1435
00:52:47,556 --> 00:52:48,637
(dice rolling)

1436
00:52:48,637 --> 00:52:51,517
That's a hit.
- Cutting Words!

1437
00:52:51,517 --> 00:52:52,386
- Go ahead.

1438
00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:54,037
(die rolling)

1439
00:52:54,037 --> 00:52:54,870
- One.

1440
00:52:54,870 --> 00:52:56,677
- Okay. That is still a hit.
- On me?

1441
00:52:56,677 --> 00:52:57,937
- Silvery Barbs.
- On the ship.

1442
00:52:57,937 --> 00:53:00,367
- Silvery Barbs.
- Silvery Barbs.

1443
00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:02,250
That's a miss.
- Nice.

1444
00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:06,730
- What do you say to a dragon?

1445
00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,364
- You're ugly.

1446
00:53:09,364 --> 00:53:11,630
It works for everyone.
- Aw.

1447
00:53:11,630 --> 00:53:12,997
- That's just your Ramming It action.

1448
00:53:12,997 --> 00:53:13,897
Go ahead with your character turn.

1449
00:53:13,897 --> 00:53:16,087
- Okay, so as we were going past this one,

1450
00:53:16,087 --> 00:53:19,507
could I have hit this guy
with my Returning weapon?

1451
00:53:19,507 --> 00:53:20,857
- Absolutely.
- Okay.

1452
00:53:20,857 --> 00:53:21,866
- Hell yes.
- Hell yeah. Go for it.

1453
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,607
- I'm gonna do two Reckless
Attacks on that guy.

1454
00:53:24,607 --> 00:53:25,599
- Oh my god.

1455
00:53:25,599 --> 00:53:26,612
Yeah.
- Nat 20.

1456
00:53:26,612 --> 00:53:29,827
- Un-fucking-believable.

1457
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:32,257
- So that- I mean, he's already prone.

1458
00:53:32,257 --> 00:53:33,127
- Yes.
- Or it would've knocked

1459
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,117
him prone.
- Yup.

1460
00:53:34,117 --> 00:53:36,607
- And then, I'll try my other attack.

1461
00:53:36,607 --> 00:53:38,973
- You're also Blessed.
- Oh, yeah.

1462
00:53:38,973 --> 00:53:40,244
(die rolling)

1463
00:53:40,244 --> 00:53:41,224
Okay.

1464
00:53:41,224 --> 00:53:42,507
Five plus...

1465
00:53:44,308 --> 00:53:45,897
11. 16?

1466
00:53:45,897 --> 00:53:46,730
- 16 does not hit.
- Okay.

1467
00:53:46,730 --> 00:53:49,027
- Oh, you have that energy stored too.

1468
00:53:49,027 --> 00:53:50,046
- Yes.

1469
00:53:50,046 --> 00:53:51,307
- Oh yes. 2d12?

1470
00:53:51,307 --> 00:53:53,107
- Was this one lightning-based?

1471
00:53:53,107 --> 00:53:54,334
- That one is cold-based.
- Okay.

1472
00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:56,077
- But you took lightning damage.

1473
00:53:56,077 --> 00:53:59,017
So you can either deal 2d8 force damage

1474
00:53:59,017 --> 00:54:00,967
or 2d12 lightning damage.

1475
00:54:00,967 --> 00:54:02,797
- I'll do 2d12 lightning, right?

1476
00:54:02,797 --> 00:54:03,877
- Cool. Go for it.
- Okay.

1477
00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:04,884
- You also do have-
- So-

1478
00:54:04,884 --> 00:54:07,807
- But also that's only while
you're Raging. Are you Raging?

1479
00:54:07,807 --> 00:54:09,194
- Okay. I'll bonus action Rage.

1480
00:54:09,194 --> 00:54:11,199
- [Brennan] Bonus action Rage,
go into it. Cool. Hell yeah.

1481
00:54:11,199 --> 00:54:14,497
- Okay. And so that becomes four, right?

1482
00:54:14,497 --> 00:54:18,517
- It's 1d12 for the axe damage plus 2d12.

1483
00:54:18,517 --> 00:54:23,505
So that's doubled to 6d12 and
then Savage Attack at 7d12.

1484
00:54:25,588 --> 00:54:26,836
- ♪ Goodbye to the dragon ♪

1485
00:54:26,836 --> 00:54:28,594
(Brennan laughing)

1486
00:54:28,594 --> 00:54:30,307
- Okay. This is good.
- Great.

1487
00:54:30,307 --> 00:54:34,417
- Wow. Elemental Rage.
New barbificer feature.

1488
00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:35,467
- Oh my god.

1489
00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:36,300
- Oh, so many ones.

1490
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:37,177
- You have Great Weapon Fighting,

1491
00:54:37,177 --> 00:54:41,197
so you re-roll ones and twos.
- Oh my god!

1492
00:54:41,197 --> 00:54:42,176
- Rolling this many.

1493
00:54:42,176 --> 00:54:43,192
- [Ally] Is that a one
also or is that a seven?

1494
00:54:44,138 --> 00:54:45,960
- It's a seven.
- Oh, that's a seven.

1495
00:54:47,357 --> 00:54:50,121
- Oh my god.
- Oh my fucking god.

1496
00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,072
- ♪ Goodbye to the ♪

1497
00:54:51,072 --> 00:54:51,905
- ♪ Goodbye to the dragon ♪

1498
00:54:51,905 --> 00:54:53,255
- So 24 plus 22.

1499
00:54:53,255 --> 00:54:54,787
- Fig's going acoustic now.

1500
00:54:54,787 --> 00:54:56,437
- Yeah.
- 66 plus-

1501
00:54:56,437 --> 00:54:58,386
- And the audience is eating it up.

1502
00:54:58,386 --> 00:55:00,307
- You're also, aren't you...
- Plus seven.

1503
00:55:00,307 --> 00:55:03,844
79 damage to this...

1504
00:55:03,844 --> 00:55:06,937
- So, all of you watch
Gorgug go to take this leap.

1505
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,667
Sprak says, "I've got
the mizzenmast ready,

1506
00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,157
oh, Mr. Thistlespring!"

1507
00:55:11,157 --> 00:55:13,447
And you see Jawbone goes, "Oh shit!"

1508
00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:14,917
as he grabs the gunnel to drop down

1509
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,527
to the voting booth as you, bam,

1510
00:55:17,527 --> 00:55:20,198
just keelhaul this white
dragon. (imitates air whooshing)

1511
00:55:20,198 --> 00:55:21,767
(Zac imitates thudding over dragon)

1512
00:55:21,767 --> 00:55:22,600
- Uh-oh.

1513
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,607
- As it sort of- it gets
tangled in its own wings

1514
00:55:24,607 --> 00:55:28,117
and somersaults across the deck
just long enough for you...

1515
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:29,707
How does Gorgug finish this dragon?

1516
00:55:29,707 --> 00:55:32,402
- Gotta put him out of his
misery. (imitates axe whooshing)

1517
00:55:32,402 --> 00:55:33,582
(Brennan imitates axe whooshing)

1518
00:55:33,582 --> 00:55:36,072
- Boom! Lightning crackles.

1519
00:55:36,072 --> 00:55:39,487
Your veins in your neck
pop out as you feel rage,

1520
00:55:39,487 --> 00:55:42,877
and all of you watch Gorgug's
blood crackle with electricity

1521
00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:46,792
as his eyes go white. Unbelievable.

1522
00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:49,357
- Sick.
- That dragon is no more.

1523
00:55:49,357 --> 00:55:51,007
Okay.
- We're living.

1524
00:55:51,007 --> 00:55:52,500
- We are fucking-
- Live mas.

1525
00:55:53,557 --> 00:55:54,780
- [Brennan] Flying out of the clouds here.

1526
00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:55,613
(imitates air whooshing)

1527
00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,757
- Goddammit.
- Jesus Christ.

1528
00:55:57,757 --> 00:56:00,061
- [Murph] Send some people
up to the cannons, please.

1529
00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:02,197
- Yes. I'm gonna die.
- I've got it, The Ball.

1530
00:56:02,197 --> 00:56:04,057
- The ship is immune to poison damage.

1531
00:56:04,057 --> 00:56:06,007
The ship will not take this damage.

1532
00:56:06,007 --> 00:56:07,057
- Great.
- However,

1533
00:56:07,057 --> 00:56:09,138
Riz, it's going for you.

1534
00:56:09,138 --> 00:56:11,257
- Didn't someone take the thing

1535
00:56:11,257 --> 00:56:12,488
that gives them immunity to poison?

1536
00:56:12,488 --> 00:56:13,467
- I did.
- Oh.

1537
00:56:13,467 --> 00:56:15,323
- To the poison condition, I think.

1538
00:56:15,323 --> 00:56:16,156
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

1539
00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:17,716
- Give me Constitution saving throw.

1540
00:56:17,716 --> 00:56:18,549
(die rolling)

1541
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,337
- Mm-mmm.
- Fucking two.

1542
00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:22,957
Yeah, I'm fucked. I fail.

1543
00:56:22,957 --> 00:56:23,807
- What'd you get?

1544
00:56:25,387 --> 00:56:26,220
- Four.

1545
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:29,802
- [Brennan] Riz, you take
50 points of poison damage.

1546
00:56:29,802 --> 00:56:32,197
- [Murph] I'm going to
Uncanny Dodge that to half it.

1547
00:56:32,197 --> 00:56:35,017
- Okay, 25. But you are not
under the poisoned condition.

1548
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:36,487
- Great.

1549
00:56:36,487 --> 00:56:39,457
Okay, so now I have to do a
Concentration check on Haste,

1550
00:56:39,457 --> 00:56:40,648
which is very bad.

1551
00:56:42,582 --> 00:56:45,215
And I just do that flat, I think.

1552
00:56:45,215 --> 00:56:47,366
So, 25, so I have to beat a 12?

1553
00:56:47,366 --> 00:56:48,847
- 12.
- Okay.

1554
00:56:48,847 --> 00:56:50,160
- You can do this, The Ball.
- All right.

1555
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,577
And I got... Come on, please.

1556
00:56:53,737 --> 00:56:58,737
Eight, which is nine.
- Need a three or a four.

1557
00:56:58,756 --> 00:57:01,073
(Murph sighing)

1558
00:57:01,073 --> 00:57:01,906
- Yes!
- Three.

1559
00:57:01,906 --> 00:57:05,437
- Three! You do not lose
Haste. Unbelievable.

1560
00:57:05,437 --> 00:57:06,744
- Would've been bad.

1561
00:57:06,744 --> 00:57:08,497
- Adaine Abernant, that is you.

1562
00:57:08,497 --> 00:57:13,497
- Yes. I am going to grab our
good friends Ragh and Mazey,

1563
00:57:13,507 --> 00:57:16,927
neither of whom are traitors or turncoats.

1564
00:57:16,927 --> 00:57:17,760
- Yes.

1565
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,518
- Okay, but we really actually
do need to use the guns.

1566
00:57:20,518 --> 00:57:22,620
- Oh. You see Ragh goes, "Oh, hell yeah.

1567
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:23,837
Hoot, growl, hoot, growl!"
- Don't growl so much.

1568
00:57:23,837 --> 00:57:25,477
- Mazey looks over at you,
Fabian, in the kitchen

1569
00:57:25,477 --> 00:57:27,007
and says, "Is everything all right?"

1570
00:57:27,007 --> 00:57:28,250
- Yes.

1571
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,427
- Okay. Okay. Cool music video.

1572
00:57:30,427 --> 00:57:31,920
And she's gonna run down.

1573
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,477
Riz, Mazey and Ragh are
loading the guns for you.

1574
00:57:34,477 --> 00:57:35,660
- Great.
- K2's still there,

1575
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:37,207
so you could have three guns set up

1576
00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:38,617
and we can start rotating in.

1577
00:57:38,617 --> 00:57:39,450
- Cool.
- Just in case

1578
00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:40,687
someone falls out.

1579
00:57:40,687 --> 00:57:42,662
- Oh, is Jawbone down here
as... Oh, no. Jawbone's up with-

1580
00:57:42,662 --> 00:57:43,803
- Jawbone's up on the deck.

1581
00:57:43,803 --> 00:57:45,007
- I could've told him when I got up there,

1582
00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:46,812
like, I got it from
here, and tied myself in

1583
00:57:46,812 --> 00:57:47,947
the way he did.
- So, actually,

1584
00:57:47,947 --> 00:57:51,397
Jawbone is gonna run
down to the deck as well.

1585
00:57:51,397 --> 00:57:52,561
- Great.
- Great.

1586
00:57:52,561 --> 00:57:54,480
So then we have two guns going.

1587
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,514
- You have two guns going.

1588
00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:57,007
- Yeah, maybe another shooter. Yeah.

1589
00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:59,407
- Riz can run back and forth
between the two of them

1590
00:57:59,407 --> 00:58:01,027
as they're being loaded and readied.

1591
00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:02,017
- Yes.

1592
00:58:02,017 --> 00:58:03,757
- Okay.
- So that's my ship action.

1593
00:58:03,757 --> 00:58:06,727
- Yeah.
- Can I shoot it right now

1594
00:58:06,727 --> 00:58:07,987
or do I have to...?

1595
00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:10,177
- Oh, you're shooting guns as well?

1596
00:58:10,177 --> 00:58:11,377
- Yeah, why not?
- Great. Yeah.

1597
00:58:11,377 --> 00:58:12,509
- Let Adaine have a gun.

1598
00:58:12,509 --> 00:58:16,027
- Mazey and Ragh run down.
They brush, load. You can fire.

1599
00:58:16,027 --> 00:58:16,860
- Great.

1600
00:58:17,707 --> 00:58:20,963
16 plus 6 is 22.

1601
00:58:20,963 --> 00:58:22,417
- Yes. That is a hit.

1602
00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,217
- Piercing damage. Oh, yes.

1603
00:58:24,217 --> 00:58:26,797
That is 23 damage.

1604
00:58:26,797 --> 00:58:27,684
- Woo!

1605
00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:32,684
- And then, I will, as
my Adaine Abernant action

1606
00:58:33,091 --> 00:58:35,977
cast a 4th-level Chromatic Orb at this...

1607
00:58:35,977 --> 00:58:36,810
- Green dragon?

1608
00:58:36,810 --> 00:58:38,467
- Actually, maybe I'll do
a 3rd-level Chromatic Orb

1609
00:58:38,467 --> 00:58:41,137
'cause I'm not entirely
sure of its resistances.

1610
00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:42,217
- [Brennan] Mm-hmm.

1611
00:58:42,217 --> 00:58:46,447
- I will do lightning.

1612
00:58:46,447 --> 00:58:48,638
- Hell yes.

1613
00:58:48,638 --> 00:58:49,804
(die rolling)

1614
00:58:49,804 --> 00:58:54,100
- And that's a 15 to hit?
Oh, wait! Plus Bless.

1615
00:58:55,177 --> 00:58:56,010
19 to hit.

1616
00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:57,517
- That hits.
- Okay. Great.

1617
00:58:57,517 --> 00:58:59,857
- [Brennan] Go ahead and roll damage.

1618
00:58:59,857 --> 00:59:01,030
- One, two.

1619
00:59:02,557 --> 00:59:03,670
Three.

1620
00:59:05,407 --> 00:59:07,957
2nd-level, 3rd-level.

1621
00:59:07,957 --> 00:59:10,590
(dice rolling)

1622
00:59:11,647 --> 00:59:16,647
That is 10, 11, 12 damage
from the Chromatic Orb.

1623
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,967
- You send the orb and the cannonball

1624
00:59:18,967 --> 00:59:20,823
rippling out in the same motion.

1625
00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:21,656
(imitates cannonball firing)

1626
00:59:21,656 --> 00:59:24,127
This arcane cannonball
firing into the dragon.

1627
00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,147
Adaine.
- Yes.

1628
00:59:25,147 --> 00:59:28,748
- At the end of your turn, mama shows up.

1629
00:59:28,748 --> 00:59:31,837
(imitates dragon snarling)

1630
00:59:31,837 --> 00:59:33,607
- [Siobhan] I knew this
bitch was old money.

1631
00:59:33,607 --> 00:59:35,917
I could smell it on him.

1632
00:59:35,917 --> 00:59:37,384
- [Brennan] She rocks up.

1633
00:59:37,384 --> 00:59:40,503
- Oh, you're letting your
grandma do your battles for you?

1634
00:59:40,503 --> 00:59:41,336
(Ally laughing)

1635
00:59:41,336 --> 00:59:42,514
- I'm going to need Gorgug

1636
00:59:42,514 --> 00:59:44,857
and the ship to make
Dexterity saving throws.

1637
00:59:44,857 --> 00:59:46,615
- So, for me...

1638
00:59:46,615 --> 00:59:47,857
(dice rolling)

1639
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,840
I only rolled a 10.

1640
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:53,300
And then, for the ship.

1641
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:54,457
(dice rolling)

1642
00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:56,407
I got a nat 20.
- Okay, nice.

1643
00:59:56,407 --> 00:59:57,577
- Unbelievable.

1644
00:59:57,577 --> 00:59:59,617
- Also, can I say that I did
make a mistake at one point.

1645
00:59:59,617 --> 01:00:01,537
I think at one point the ship succeeded

1646
01:00:01,537 --> 01:00:03,277
on a throw and took 13 damage.

1647
01:00:03,277 --> 01:00:06,367
It does not break the damage threshold.

1648
01:00:06,367 --> 01:00:07,522
- Incredible. Great.

1649
01:00:07,522 --> 01:00:08,467
- So it can get those 13 back.

1650
01:00:08,467 --> 01:00:09,667
- Go for it.
- Great.

1651
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:12,757
I'm going to... ugh, I
hate to use it so early.

1652
01:00:12,757 --> 01:00:16,147
I'm gonna give Gorgug
my 19 Divination roll.

1653
01:00:16,147 --> 01:00:17,557
- For his save?
- For his save.

1654
01:00:17,557 --> 01:00:18,390
- Okay.

1655
01:00:18,390 --> 01:00:21,997
That is very wise,
because this breath weapon

1656
01:00:21,997 --> 01:00:24,757
just dealt 91 points of lightning damage.

1657
01:00:24,757 --> 01:00:26,767
- Great.
- Of what, lightning?

1658
01:00:26,767 --> 01:00:27,981
- Of lightning.
- Okay.

1659
01:00:27,981 --> 01:00:31,147
- You picked the right element, my friend.

1660
01:00:31,147 --> 01:00:34,207
So that is halved to 45. So
that's 45 damage to the ship.

1661
01:00:34,207 --> 01:00:35,884
- [Siobhan] Then 45 halved for Gorgug?

1662
01:00:35,884 --> 01:00:38,349
- [Brennan] 45 halved for
Gorgug. That's correct.

1663
01:00:38,349 --> 01:00:41,846
- Okay, so that becomes 22.
- 22.

1664
01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,298
- Nice.
- [Lou] Hell yes.

1665
01:00:43,298 --> 01:00:45,607
(Brennan imitates dragon screeching)

1666
01:00:45,607 --> 01:00:47,887
- As she flies after the ship,

1667
01:00:47,887 --> 01:00:51,907
and that is going to then
be Figueroth Faeth's turn.

1668
01:00:51,907 --> 01:00:54,547
- Okay. So I've been running
the party. What does that mean?

1669
01:00:54,547 --> 01:00:57,187
- So on your turn, the
damage dealt to that ship

1670
01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,703
that round divided by 10.
- Mm-hmm.

1671
01:00:59,703 --> 01:01:01,553
- How much damage has the ship taken?

1672
01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:04,117
- I mean, total?

1673
01:01:04,117 --> 01:01:05,227
- Excluding the shields.

1674
01:01:05,227 --> 01:01:06,877
- 91 points of damage.

1675
01:01:06,877 --> 01:01:08,947
- And that, sorry, that should be 10 plus.

1676
01:01:08,947 --> 01:01:12,097
So that's like a normal DC
is 10 plus the damage dealt.

1677
01:01:12,097 --> 01:01:15,787
So it's a DC 19 Persuasion
or Deception check

1678
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:18,550
to keep the party fun
or total panic descends.

1679
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,383
- Okay.
- So.

1680
01:01:19,383 --> 01:01:21,247
- I had a Help action from Adaine.

1681
01:01:21,247 --> 01:01:22,387
- So you're rolling with advantage.

1682
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,879
- Okay.

1683
01:01:23,879 --> 01:01:24,712
(dice rolling)

1684
01:01:25,957 --> 01:01:28,440
That is going to be a...

1685
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,538
32.

1686
01:01:29,538 --> 01:01:30,667
(Brennan laughing)

1687
01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:33,127
- Wow.
- So as the ship is rocked

1688
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:35,947
by draconic breath weapons
and kids are looking

1689
01:01:35,947 --> 01:01:38,077
as poison is shattering windows.

1690
01:01:38,077 --> 01:01:40,002
- It's all part of the show, baby.

1691
01:01:40,002 --> 01:01:40,835
(imitates guitar screeching)

1692
01:01:40,835 --> 01:01:43,537
- One kid has his Solo cup
fucking shredded by lightning

1693
01:01:43,537 --> 01:01:46,057
and goes, "Damn, this
party's fucking cool."

1694
01:01:46,057 --> 01:01:48,457
- Hey, dude, keep it going,
man. Keep it going, dude.

1695
01:01:48,457 --> 01:01:50,806
- This baby milk tastes like acid.

1696
01:01:50,806 --> 01:01:51,980
(Siobhan laughing)

1697
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,067
- Who here wants to get on camera

1698
01:01:54,067 --> 01:01:55,827
shooting a dragon out of the sky?

1699
01:01:55,827 --> 01:01:57,327
- Great call. Great call.
- What?

1700
01:01:57,327 --> 01:01:58,537
- Great call.
- Yeah.

1701
01:01:58,537 --> 01:02:01,990
You see over in the
corner you see there's-

1702
01:02:01,990 --> 01:02:04,657
Eugenia comes up and says, "I have to say,

1703
01:02:04,657 --> 01:02:06,847
your illusion work with these dragons

1704
01:02:06,847 --> 01:02:08,290
is absolutely exceptional."

1705
01:02:08,290 --> 01:02:10,743
- I want you on a gun.

1706
01:02:10,743 --> 01:02:11,639
- What's that?

1707
01:02:11,639 --> 01:02:12,982
- I want you on a gun.
- No, darling.

1708
01:02:12,982 --> 01:02:13,815
- I'd do anything to get you on a gun.

1709
01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:16,311
- Oh, darling, you've lost your
mind. This is a music video.

1710
01:02:16,311 --> 01:02:17,527
(Emily laughing)

1711
01:02:17,527 --> 01:02:18,937
- Eugenia.
- Yes?

1712
01:02:18,937 --> 01:02:20,204
- Bard to rogue.
- Yes?

1713
01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:22,935
- It's all a fucking lie.
I love to fucking lie.

1714
01:02:22,935 --> 01:02:25,567
- Wait. Okay. So it's...

1715
01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,604
So the illusion is a lie?

1716
01:02:27,604 --> 01:02:30,157
- No, no, no. We're actually
being attacked by dragons.

1717
01:02:30,157 --> 01:02:31,786
- Oh, it's double negative.
- We're making it fun.

1718
01:02:31,786 --> 01:02:32,914
- The lie is a lie.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1719
01:02:32,914 --> 01:02:35,895
- And what seems to be the lie
is the truth. I'm with you.

1720
01:02:35,895 --> 01:02:37,858
- Anyways, you're so sneaky.

1721
01:02:37,858 --> 01:02:40,057
Please set your Sneak Attack on a weapon.

1722
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:43,970
- Yeah. I'm going to tattoo
them, as she rushes out the-

1723
01:02:43,970 --> 01:02:45,487
- You'll need one more person below deck

1724
01:02:45,487 --> 01:02:47,407
to have three guns running now.

1725
01:02:47,407 --> 01:02:48,240
- Okay.
- We have eight.

1726
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,237
- Eugenia's gonna run down

1727
01:02:49,237 --> 01:02:50,231
and help a third gun start running.

1728
01:02:50,231 --> 01:02:52,027
- Yeah, 'cause I want her
Sneak Attack on the gun.

1729
01:02:52,027 --> 01:02:54,127
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So sick.

1730
01:02:54,127 --> 01:02:55,087
- [Brennan] Okay. Fig, what are you doing

1731
01:02:55,087 --> 01:02:56,557
for your character actions?

1732
01:02:56,557 --> 01:02:59,077
- Okay. Are we gonna continue
going in this direction or?

1733
01:02:59,077 --> 01:03:00,384
- You guys are actually flying this way.

1734
01:03:00,384 --> 01:03:03,040
- I have 180 feet of
movement if I want it.

1735
01:03:03,907 --> 01:03:06,411
Should I go out and try
and attack that guy?

1736
01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:07,567
The big guy?
- The big one? Grandma?

1737
01:03:07,567 --> 01:03:11,527
- Fig wants to jump out the
back and attack a grandma here?

1738
01:03:11,527 --> 01:03:13,957
- Yeah, Fig wants to jump on her steed.

1739
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,427
- Hell yeah. Let's do it.

1740
01:03:15,427 --> 01:03:16,447
- So freaking metal.

1741
01:03:16,447 --> 01:03:18,349
- Can I bring a vulture to
give me the Help action?

1742
01:03:18,349 --> 01:03:19,182
- [Siobhan] Cool Fig cover.

1743
01:03:19,182 --> 01:03:20,647
- Honestly, with that
incredible Persuasion, yes.

1744
01:03:20,647 --> 01:03:22,412
A vulture will come and
give you the Help action.

1745
01:03:22,412 --> 01:03:23,756
- Yes!

1746
01:03:23,756 --> 01:03:24,866
- Let's go.
- With the GoPro.

1747
01:03:24,866 --> 01:03:27,191
- Yeah.
- Oh, yes!

1748
01:03:27,191 --> 01:03:28,747
(Emily laughing)

1749
01:03:28,747 --> 01:03:30,907
- We'll catalog it later.
- Okay.

1750
01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:33,370
- All right. I'm gonna go for green.

1751
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,027
Booming Blade ain't gonna do anything,

1752
01:03:36,027 --> 01:03:38,047
so I'm gonna try and Green-Flame Blade it.

1753
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:41,407
- Okay. All of you watch
as Fig jumps off the back

1754
01:03:41,407 --> 01:03:44,017
of the ship. Your Daymare
(imitates horse whinnying)

1755
01:03:44,017 --> 01:03:46,657
Gerard Neigh appears underneath you,

1756
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:49,494
his mane gloriously covering one eye.

1757
01:03:49,494 --> 01:03:50,870
(Emily laughing)

1758
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:51,937
(Ally laughing)

1759
01:03:51,937 --> 01:03:56,937
As you leap out the back.
- [Emily] This is ill-advised!

1760
01:03:56,971 --> 01:03:59,008
- This is ill-advised.

1761
01:03:59,008 --> 01:03:59,841
- Okay.

1762
01:04:01,744 --> 01:04:04,481
I'm gonna hit for sure.

1763
01:04:04,481 --> 01:04:06,934
- Okay.
- 19 plus 12.

1764
01:04:06,934 --> 01:04:07,979
- 31.
- 31 to hit.

1765
01:04:07,979 --> 01:04:10,147
- [Brennan] 31. That is a hit.

1766
01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,337
- You can't stop me. Okay.

1767
01:04:12,337 --> 01:04:14,017
So I'm gonna Green-Flame Blade,

1768
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:18,307
and since this has hurt
one of my party members-

1769
01:04:18,307 --> 01:04:19,837
- Mm-hmm.
- If I Smite it,

1770
01:04:19,837 --> 01:04:22,417
will it count as a-

1771
01:04:22,417 --> 01:04:24,607
- You will add an extra d8
to the Smite check. Yes.

1772
01:04:24,607 --> 01:04:26,977
It will count as one of those-
- Hell yeah.

1773
01:04:26,977 --> 01:04:28,597
- Yes. Absolutely.
- All right.

1774
01:04:28,597 --> 01:04:30,838
I'm gonna fucking Smite it, too.

1775
01:04:30,838 --> 01:04:32,857
- Hell yes.
- I'm gonna do 4th-level,

1776
01:04:32,857 --> 01:04:36,307
which then becomes 6d8,
right? Because of the thing.

1777
01:04:36,307 --> 01:04:39,894
Okay. And I'm gonna
re-roll one of the ones.

1778
01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:43,142
To be a two. Okay.

1779
01:04:43,142 --> 01:04:45,100
(whispering) 48 plus 5...

1780
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:47,066
- 53.
- 53 damage.

1781
01:04:47,066 --> 01:04:48,808
- Woo, baby.
- Woo.

1782
01:04:50,737 --> 01:04:54,237
- A fucking avenging solar devil

1783
01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:56,553
flying on an emo Daymare

1784
01:04:56,553 --> 01:04:59,467
through the sky takes a solid gold bass,

1785
01:04:59,467 --> 01:05:03,916
the Bass of Night's Ending.
(imitates bass thudding)

1786
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:07,477
(imitates dragon screeching)
This massive dragon

1787
01:05:07,477 --> 01:05:09,457
is suddenly stopped in its tracks.

1788
01:05:09,457 --> 01:05:13,957
As this happens, you also see
the dragon beats its wings.

1789
01:05:13,957 --> 01:05:18,043
You must give me a Dexterity saving throw.

1790
01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:18,876
(die rolling)

1791
01:05:20,347 --> 01:05:22,297
- Blessed. I am Blessed.

1792
01:05:22,297 --> 01:05:24,480
- Can never forget thou art Blessed.

1793
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,417
(Ally chuckling)

1794
01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:26,677
- 18.

1795
01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:27,697
- 18.

1796
01:05:27,697 --> 01:05:30,067
- 18 for me, 19 for the mount.

1797
01:05:30,067 --> 01:05:34,297
- Both of you are going to
take 14 bludgeoning damage,

1798
01:05:34,297 --> 01:05:36,427
you and Gerard.
- Is it hitting us?

1799
01:05:36,427 --> 01:05:37,837
- It's a wing attack.
- Okay.

1800
01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:41,167
So we both have 10 points
of Armor of Ayda on us,

1801
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,757
so it takes 20 fire damage.

1802
01:05:42,757 --> 01:05:45,847
- Oh my god. Unbelievable.
- Hell yeah.

1803
01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:47,857
- Finally came into play.
- There you go.

1804
01:05:47,857 --> 01:05:49,957
You see, all of you looking at the ship

1805
01:05:49,957 --> 01:05:52,237
see an image of Ayda Aguefort
(imitates air whooshing)

1806
01:05:52,237 --> 01:05:55,510
her fiery wings surrounding
Fig's solar flare,

1807
01:05:56,377 --> 01:05:58,717
and the dragon (imitates
dragon snarling) snarls back.

1808
01:05:58,717 --> 01:06:00,847
- Did it look like it
didn't like the fire damage?

1809
01:06:00,847 --> 01:06:01,897
- [Brennan] It did not
like the fire damage.

1810
01:06:01,897 --> 01:06:04,057
- Then I'm gonna Hellish Rebuke it, too.

1811
01:06:04,057 --> 01:06:06,067
- Ah, hell yeah.
- Nice.

1812
01:06:06,067 --> 01:06:09,307
- All right. It fails its saving throw.

1813
01:06:09,307 --> 01:06:10,657
- People are gonna think this music video

1814
01:06:10,657 --> 01:06:13,471
cost a lot more than-
- Yeah, yeah.

1815
01:06:13,471 --> 01:06:14,337
- 21.

1816
01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:17,720
- 21 fire damage. Unbelievable.

1817
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,620
(imitates dragon snarling)

1818
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:20,377
This thing snarls.

1819
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:23,677
You and your steed are both knocked prone.

1820
01:06:23,677 --> 01:06:27,067
You and your steed begin
to fall out of the sky.

1821
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:30,247
Each of you see Fig
and Gerard Neigh vanish

1822
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:33,307
into the clouds below
as they begin to fall.

1823
01:06:33,307 --> 01:06:35,126
Another dragon takes to the deck.

1824
01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:37,417
- No, come on, man.
- Oh no.

1825
01:06:37,417 --> 01:06:41,167
- [Brennan] And a red
dragon with two heads

1826
01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:43,597
appears directly in front of the ship.

1827
01:06:43,597 --> 01:06:46,000
- Fires can start.
- I think we gotta

1828
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,827
keep shoot... There's too many dragons.

1829
01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:50,764
We gotta keep just shooting
grandma and gassing it.

1830
01:06:50,764 --> 01:06:52,278
I think. I think no more
worrying about the little babies.

1831
01:06:52,278 --> 01:06:53,111
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I think

1832
01:06:53,111 --> 01:06:54,750
we just gotta fucking gas it.
- Shoot grandma and gas it.

1833
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:55,958
- We gotta shoot grandma and gas it.

1834
01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:57,967
- I'm gonna need Constitution saves

1835
01:06:57,967 --> 01:06:59,575
from Gorgug and Kristen up on deck.

1836
01:06:59,575 --> 01:07:02,077
- Is there another way we can phrase it?

1837
01:07:02,077 --> 01:07:04,513
- No, shoot grandma and gas it.

1838
01:07:04,513 --> 01:07:06,166
- Shoot grandma, or you
could ram grandma and gas it.

1839
01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:09,097
- You see Sprak says, "I've
shot my grandmother many times."

1840
01:07:09,097 --> 01:07:11,377
- I can do it with
advantage, is that right?

1841
01:07:11,377 --> 01:07:12,547
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1842
01:07:12,547 --> 01:07:13,497
- [Ally] And Bless.

1843
01:07:14,337 --> 01:07:15,577
- Okay. Good, good, good, good.

1844
01:07:15,577 --> 01:07:17,100
- [Emily] Ram me my grammy.

1845
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,777
- Okay, I got a-
- 20, not nat.

1846
01:07:19,777 --> 01:07:21,761
- 24.
- Each of you takes 20

1847
01:07:21,761 --> 01:07:25,117
halved to 10 poison damage
from this little baby

1848
01:07:25,117 --> 01:07:27,877
that lands (imitates dragon
squawking) out in the yard.

1849
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,547
- Fuck. The baby got me.
- This massive

1850
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:33,277
two-headed dragon in front of you,

1851
01:07:33,277 --> 01:07:37,206
I'm going to need two
Dexterity saving throws here.

1852
01:07:37,206 --> 01:07:38,251
- From little old me?

1853
01:07:38,251 --> 01:07:39,499
- From little old you.

1854
01:07:39,499 --> 01:07:42,277
And I'm going to need two
Dexterity saving throws

1855
01:07:42,277 --> 01:07:44,887
from Gorgug, and I'm gonna need
two Dexterity saving throws

1856
01:07:44,887 --> 01:07:46,297
from the ship.

1857
01:07:46,297 --> 01:07:47,553
- All right.

1858
01:07:47,553 --> 01:07:49,274
The first are me.

1859
01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:53,077
(Emily laughing)
- Yes.

1860
01:07:53,077 --> 01:07:55,372
- Nat 20 on the first one.
- Woo!

1861
01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:57,793
- Are you gonna beat your record?

1862
01:07:57,793 --> 01:07:59,107
- But that was a different dice too.

1863
01:07:59,107 --> 01:08:01,537
- That was a different dice.
- Yeah.

1864
01:08:01,537 --> 01:08:04,687
- Two 17s plus three.

1865
01:08:04,687 --> 01:08:06,457
- There was a pack of
weighted dice that Zac bought.

1866
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:07,957
- 21. Yeah.

1867
01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:08,993
- [Brennan] Wow.

1868
01:08:08,993 --> 01:08:10,076
- I went to weighteddice.com.

1869
01:08:10,076 --> 01:08:10,909
- [Brennan] Let me know
if anyone got a Dex save

1870
01:08:10,909 --> 01:08:12,427
that was 16 or under.

1871
01:08:12,427 --> 01:08:14,646
- I passed both my personal
ones. This is the ship.

1872
01:08:14,646 --> 01:08:15,479
- Okay. This is the ship.
- 14.

1873
01:08:15,479 --> 01:08:16,873
- You're Blessed too, though, remember.

1874
01:08:16,873 --> 01:08:18,252
- That was with Bless.
- Oh.

1875
01:08:18,252 --> 01:08:20,724
- Flash of Genius.
- 17?

1876
01:08:20,724 --> 01:08:22,070
- Yeah.
- 17 saves.

1877
01:08:22,070 --> 01:08:23,137
- Woo.
- Woo!

1878
01:08:23,137 --> 01:08:24,396
- Unbelievable.

1879
01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:26,347
Okay, so, the first one

1880
01:08:26,347 --> 01:08:28,537
you save on, but do you save
on the second saving throw?

1881
01:08:28,537 --> 01:08:31,147
- Yes, so the first one
I got a 20-something.

1882
01:08:31,147 --> 01:08:32,887
And then the one that
I didn't save was a 14.

1883
01:08:32,887 --> 01:08:36,517
- Okay. So 54 fire damage from one head,

1884
01:08:36,517 --> 01:08:40,207
56 fire damage from the
second head, halved.

1885
01:08:40,207 --> 01:08:44,555
So 27 damage to Kristen.
- On the first one?

1886
01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:49,357
- Yes, to Kristen, Gorgug, and
the ship, on the first one.

1887
01:08:49,357 --> 01:08:52,477
And then, 28 on the second one.

1888
01:08:52,477 --> 01:08:55,687
- So the first hit, I had six HP after,

1889
01:08:55,687 --> 01:08:58,447
and then the second
one would've knocked me

1890
01:08:58,447 --> 01:09:00,297
except that

1891
01:09:00,297 --> 01:09:02,005
I have Relentless Endurance,

1892
01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:04,033
and so I stay up at one.

1893
01:09:04,033 --> 01:09:05,772
(Brennan laughing)
So.

1894
01:09:05,772 --> 01:09:09,337
- Un-fucking-believable.
Gorgug will not go down.

1895
01:09:09,337 --> 01:09:11,227
Also, because the ship made both

1896
01:09:11,227 --> 01:09:13,477
of its Dexterity saving throws,

1897
01:09:13,477 --> 01:09:14,947
even though it takes fire damage,

1898
01:09:14,947 --> 01:09:16,687
it doesn't catch the sails.

1899
01:09:16,687 --> 01:09:19,387
- Okay.
- So a fire does not start

1900
01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:21,637
on the ship. Through the rain and storm,

1901
01:09:21,637 --> 01:09:24,097
the wood is wet enough that
even this dragon fire...

1902
01:09:24,097 --> 01:09:27,007
Had you failed one of those
saves with direct fire damage,

1903
01:09:27,007 --> 01:09:31,207
it would've been quite bad
and a good thing to know

1904
01:09:31,207 --> 01:09:32,767
as the fight continues.

1905
01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:34,363
- Remember when we died?

1906
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,492
- It might happen again.

1907
01:09:37,492 --> 01:09:41,977
- Remember when we died.
Give me two, actually,

1908
01:09:41,977 --> 01:09:43,957
it's gonna be four Concentration saves.

1909
01:09:43,957 --> 01:09:46,297
So the first one is, you took 20,

1910
01:09:46,297 --> 01:09:48,787
I believe you took 27 that first time,

1911
01:09:48,787 --> 01:09:52,807
so that's gonna halve to
13 and the second one's 14.

1912
01:09:52,807 --> 01:09:54,967
So you need to make Concentration saves,

1913
01:09:54,967 --> 01:09:56,044
two of them at DC 13.

1914
01:09:56,044 --> 01:09:57,337
- You still have the Mind Sharpener.

1915
01:09:57,337 --> 01:09:59,047
- You're also adding Bless.
- Advantage.

1916
01:09:59,047 --> 01:10:01,455
- I think Mind Sharpener, if you fail one,

1917
01:10:01,455 --> 01:10:04,087
you can just burn a charge
or something like that.

1918
01:10:04,087 --> 01:10:07,005
- Okay. I'm gonna burn one
Mind Sharpener. Second one.

1919
01:10:07,005 --> 01:10:08,527
(dice rolling)

1920
01:10:08,527 --> 01:10:10,473
There we go, nat 20.
- Great. Okay.

1921
01:10:10,473 --> 01:10:12,584
So you made all four of those saves.

1922
01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:15,037
- Oh, sorry.
- 'Cause you're making

1923
01:10:15,037 --> 01:10:16,661
Concentration saves for
you and the teddy bear.

1924
01:10:16,661 --> 01:10:18,123
- Nat 20 again on a different dice.

1925
01:10:18,123 --> 01:10:19,809
- Oh yes!
- Mm-hmm.

1926
01:10:19,809 --> 01:10:20,726
- Last one.

1927
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,947
Okay, that is...

1928
01:10:23,947 --> 01:10:24,780
Do we honor?

1929
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:26,377
- I think we must honor. I hate to say it.

1930
01:10:26,377 --> 01:10:27,787
- I'll bring in the expert.

1931
01:10:27,787 --> 01:10:28,886
- You gotta honor the cock.

1932
01:10:28,886 --> 01:10:31,027
(all laughing)

1933
01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:31,860
- Hey.

1934
01:10:33,127 --> 01:10:34,762
- [Brennan] Constitution saving throw.

1935
01:10:34,762 --> 01:10:38,097
- 17, and I'm Blessed. Yeah, 20.

1936
01:10:38,097 --> 01:10:39,937
- Great. You miraculously hold 'em

1937
01:10:39,937 --> 01:10:42,124
with all the (imitates dragon screeching)

1938
01:10:42,124 --> 01:10:45,007
as this double-headed
red dragon blasts fire

1939
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:48,067
over the front of the ship.
As we move from this state

1940
01:10:48,067 --> 01:10:51,037
of the battle board, Fig
vanishing through the clouds.

1941
01:10:51,037 --> 01:10:53,617
Gerard Neigh racing after her.

1942
01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:58,537
Gorgug at one hit point, the
guy flying the fucking ship.

1943
01:10:58,537 --> 01:11:00,457
As you guys move forward, racing

1944
01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:04,299
towards the center of
Elmville, the storms shift.

1945
01:11:04,299 --> 01:11:05,132
(imitates air whooshing)

1946
01:11:05,132 --> 01:11:08,192
All of you feel a suction of air and wind.

1947
01:11:08,192 --> 01:11:10,507
(imitates air whooshing)

1948
01:11:10,507 --> 01:11:12,257
And then you feel something moving.

1949
01:11:13,117 --> 01:11:15,160
Even the dragons look afraid.

1950
01:11:16,477 --> 01:11:18,457
- Oh, these were just random dragons?

1951
01:11:18,457 --> 01:11:20,407
- Oh shit.

1952
01:11:20,407 --> 01:11:23,077
- [Brennan] Here comes the Nightmare King.

1953
01:11:23,077 --> 01:11:25,147
- [Siobhan] Was gonna save
you, Gerard. Goddammit.

1954
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:28,837
- Ahead of you, you see
protecting Elmville,

1955
01:11:28,837 --> 01:11:33,067
summoned, it is Cassandra,
but it is the Nightmare King.

1956
01:11:33,067 --> 01:11:34,297
It cannot be the Nightmare King

1957
01:11:34,297 --> 01:11:38,437
for Cassandra still has one
true believer in this world,

1958
01:11:38,437 --> 01:11:39,667
but it cannot be her

1959
01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:41,707
because she has been called back beyond.

1960
01:11:41,707 --> 01:11:44,363
She was corrupted there
in the Astral Realm.

1961
01:11:44,363 --> 01:11:45,427
- Two believers.

1962
01:11:45,427 --> 01:11:47,077
- And, honestly, looking at Bucky

1963
01:11:47,077 --> 01:11:49,297
the way Bucky looks at the shards...

1964
01:11:49,297 --> 01:11:51,339
- Honestly, three.
- Yeah, two and a half.

1965
01:11:51,339 --> 01:11:52,567
- Two and a half.
- And, honestly-

1966
01:11:52,567 --> 01:11:54,517
- Craig?
- You get a text from Craig

1967
01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:58,117
saying, "Thinking about you.
Is church starting up soon?"

1968
01:11:58,117 --> 01:12:00,043
- I write back, "XOXO."

1969
01:12:00,043 --> 01:12:02,587
(all laughing)

1970
01:12:02,587 --> 01:12:06,847
- A massive, yawning face
of the Nightmare King.

1971
01:12:06,847 --> 01:12:10,177
I'm going to need a Dexterity
saving throw for the ship.

1972
01:12:10,177 --> 01:12:14,283
The DC of this Dexterity
saving throw is 21.

1973
01:12:14,283 --> 01:12:15,296
(Siobhan groaning)

1974
01:12:15,296 --> 01:12:18,411
- You've got it. You've always had it.

1975
01:12:18,411 --> 01:12:19,584
- [Ally] You've always had it.

1976
01:12:19,584 --> 01:12:20,417
- 21.

1977
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,065
14 plus- wait.

1978
01:12:25,065 --> 01:12:26,556
Is that 14?

1979
01:12:26,556 --> 01:12:28,073
Plus six.

1980
01:12:28,073 --> 01:12:29,227
I have 20.

1981
01:12:29,227 --> 01:12:31,857
It's not a tool check, is it?

1982
01:12:31,857 --> 01:12:33,513
- It is a tool check.

1983
01:12:33,513 --> 01:12:35,377
- The flying?

1984
01:12:35,377 --> 01:12:36,210
- Oh, the flying. Yeah.

1985
01:12:36,210 --> 01:12:38,347
- So I'm gonna do the Tool Knack where-

1986
01:12:38,347 --> 01:12:39,691
(Brennan laughing)

1987
01:12:39,691 --> 01:12:42,937
This is a barbificer
feature where it lets me

1988
01:12:42,937 --> 01:12:45,974
basically just hit something
if it doesn't work.

1989
01:12:45,974 --> 01:12:46,807
(Siobhan laughing)

1990
01:12:46,807 --> 01:12:48,247
To re-roll. Right?

1991
01:12:48,247 --> 01:12:49,237
- Yes, you get to re-roll.
- Yes.

1992
01:12:49,237 --> 01:12:51,487
- That's absolutely right.
- So I make an unarmed attack

1993
01:12:51,487 --> 01:12:54,148
that's plus nine.
- Here you go.

1994
01:12:54,148 --> 01:12:55,223
(die rolling)

1995
01:12:56,467 --> 01:12:59,017
- 21.
- Oh my fucking god.

1996
01:12:59,017 --> 01:13:02,587
So you see that the Cloud
Rider attachment to the helm,

1997
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:05,014
this little thing is like,
(imitates attachment fizzling)

1998
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:08,019
- No, no, no, no. Not
like this. Not like this.

1999
01:13:08,019 --> 01:13:10,237
- Bam! You smash your head
(imitates air whooshing)

2000
01:13:10,237 --> 01:13:13,687
and a massive fist (imitates
air whooshing) careens

2001
01:13:13,687 --> 01:13:15,637
past the ship as the Nightmare King

2002
01:13:15,637 --> 01:13:18,247
tries to just punch the
ship out of the sky.

2003
01:13:18,247 --> 01:13:22,537
That was about to be 12d6 plus 20 damage.

2004
01:13:22,537 --> 01:13:23,587
- Yikes.

2005
01:13:23,587 --> 01:13:26,710
- Unbelievable. Okay.
The dragons are gonna go.

2006
01:13:27,547 --> 01:13:29,287
I'm gonna roll for these dragons.

2007
01:13:29,287 --> 01:13:31,147
- Have you gone yet?

2008
01:13:31,147 --> 01:13:31,980
- I haven't gone yet.

2009
01:13:31,980 --> 01:13:33,311
- If you have a spell
that you would wanna-

2010
01:13:33,311 --> 01:13:35,587
- Abso-fucking-lutely. Mass Healing Word,

2011
01:13:35,587 --> 01:13:38,227
me and Gorgug and anybody else around.

2012
01:13:38,227 --> 01:13:40,417
Or, you know what, I'll
do Mass Cure Wounds.

2013
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:44,317
- In the meantime, I am going
to roll in front of the board.

2014
01:13:44,317 --> 01:13:45,637
I need the Box of Doom just to have

2015
01:13:45,637 --> 01:13:47,677
a space in front of the board to roll.

2016
01:13:47,677 --> 01:13:49,417
There are a series of black dragons

2017
01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:53,227
that are going to see if they
recharge their acid breath.

2018
01:13:53,227 --> 01:13:54,277
- God fucking dammit.

2019
01:13:54,277 --> 01:13:57,227
- They recharge on a five or a six.

2020
01:13:57,227 --> 01:13:58,357
(die rolling)

2021
01:13:58,357 --> 01:13:59,527
That is a one.
- Woop.

2022
01:13:59,527 --> 01:14:00,610
- Okay.
- Yes.

2023
01:14:02,135 --> 01:14:03,337
(die rolling)

2024
01:14:03,337 --> 01:14:06,397
- That is a two.
- Yes.

2025
01:14:06,397 --> 01:14:08,467
- 20.
- 20? Okay.

2026
01:14:08,467 --> 01:14:10,931
- [Brennan] The black dragons
close on Seacaster Manor.

2027
01:14:10,931 --> 01:14:12,877
(imitates air whooshing) Flying in behind

2028
01:14:12,877 --> 01:14:16,057
as fast as they can. As they do so,

2029
01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:19,440
they deal 14, 12,

2030
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,906
10, and 8 points of damage.

2031
01:14:21,906 --> 01:14:24,367
- So no damage.
- No damage

2032
01:14:24,367 --> 01:14:27,183
as they sail in to the ship.

2033
01:14:27,183 --> 01:14:28,649
Riz Gukgak, that is your turn.

2034
01:14:28,649 --> 01:14:30,937
You got two of the younger,
smaller black dragons

2035
01:14:30,937 --> 01:14:33,307
on the back, and you've got a
green dragon up on the deck,

2036
01:14:33,307 --> 01:14:35,557
but all these other ones,
a couple blue dragons

2037
01:14:35,557 --> 01:14:39,037
and this injured green dragon
off to the side as well.

2038
01:14:39,037 --> 01:14:41,107
- Keep going after the
smaller ones, I guess.

2039
01:14:41,107 --> 01:14:46,057
Cool. I'll do first one is green guy.

2040
01:14:46,057 --> 01:14:46,890
- Cool.

2041
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:47,723
- And I'll use Boggy.

2042
01:14:47,723 --> 01:14:48,556
(dice rolling)

2043
01:14:49,507 --> 01:14:50,340
- Wow.

2044
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:52,297
- Wow, that is a spin.
- Did a spin forever.

2045
01:14:52,297 --> 01:14:54,376
- Yeah.
- That's a 23 to hit.

2046
01:14:54,376 --> 01:14:55,537
- 23 hits.

2047
01:14:55,537 --> 01:14:57,459
- Yeah, yeah.

2048
01:14:57,459 --> 01:14:58,292
(dice rolling)

2049
01:15:00,392 --> 01:15:02,047
All right. Everyone needs to relax.

2050
01:15:02,047 --> 01:15:03,757
- [Brennan] Kristen on
deck, and then Fabian after.

2051
01:15:03,757 --> 01:15:04,590
- Now this is a mouth.

2052
01:15:04,590 --> 01:15:06,037
You could say the fighting's over now.

2053
01:15:06,037 --> 01:15:07,567
It's all love (indistinct) kiss.

2054
01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:08,604
- That's where we're
gonna put the ship, right?

2055
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:09,847
- 44 damage.

2056
01:15:09,847 --> 01:15:11,917
- Oof, and that's just your ship action.

2057
01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:13,807
You have your own turn as well.

2058
01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,277
- Since we've got two rogues down here,

2059
01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:18,007
instead of me doing some
bullshit where I hold actions,

2060
01:15:18,007 --> 01:15:20,830
can I just use my action to Help Eugenia?

2061
01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:22,237
- Sure.
- So that she

2062
01:15:22,237 --> 01:15:24,037
can get Sneak Attack?
- Yeah, absolutely.

2063
01:15:24,037 --> 01:15:24,877
- 'Cause I have Haste.

2064
01:15:24,877 --> 01:15:27,397
- She needs another person on the cannon.

2065
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:28,807
- But we are all loaded up.

2066
01:15:28,807 --> 01:15:31,447
We have enough people to go back and...

2067
01:15:31,447 --> 01:15:33,067
For me to go back and forth.
- Yeah.

2068
01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:34,297
- Instead of me holding reaction,

2069
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:37,126
can she just go on my turn
and I run over and help her?

2070
01:15:37,126 --> 01:15:38,407
- Yes, you can.
- Give her advantage?

2071
01:15:38,407 --> 01:15:40,927
- Hell yeah. Go ahead and
roll for her with advantage.

2072
01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:43,087
She adds a plus 11 to this attack roll.

2073
01:15:43,087 --> 01:15:44,109
- Great.

2074
01:15:44,109 --> 01:15:44,942
(dice rolling)

2075
01:15:45,817 --> 01:15:47,047
23.

2076
01:15:47,047 --> 01:15:50,945
- Please roll 3d10 plus 9d6.

2077
01:15:50,945 --> 01:15:54,787
- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
- Yeah. Eugenia.

2078
01:15:54,787 --> 01:15:58,717
- She looks at you says, "I am
so pleased that you found me.

2079
01:15:58,717 --> 01:16:01,387
The last time I got a
Sneak Attack on somebody

2080
01:16:01,387 --> 01:16:03,078
with a cannon, we were in my home."

2081
01:16:03,078 --> 01:16:03,911
(Murph laughing)

2082
01:16:03,911 --> 01:16:05,167
(Emily laughing)

2083
01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,658
- We're in our friend's home.

2084
01:16:06,658 --> 01:16:08,407
(so many dice rolling)

2085
01:16:08,407 --> 01:16:12,907
- Okay. Okay. Here we go. Six.

2086
01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:13,853
What was that?

2087
01:16:13,853 --> 01:16:15,672
That's another six.

2088
01:16:15,672 --> 01:16:17,137
- And then plus five for her Dex.

2089
01:16:17,137 --> 01:16:18,367
- 58 damage.

2090
01:16:18,367 --> 01:16:20,227
- [Brennan] This dragon
had 57 hit points left.

2091
01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:21,489
- Oh shit.
- Ooh.

2092
01:16:21,489 --> 01:16:22,837
- Eugenia!

2093
01:16:22,837 --> 01:16:25,897
- Eugenia puts a little ghostly pirate hat

2094
01:16:25,897 --> 01:16:28,047
made of vapor and goes, "Ain't no party

2095
01:16:28,047 --> 01:16:31,237
like a Seacaster party 'cause
a Seacaster party blows up.

2096
01:16:31,237 --> 01:16:33,017
Yeah!"
- Yeah, Eugenia!

2097
01:16:33,017 --> 01:16:34,777
(indistinct)
- Dragon-

2098
01:16:34,777 --> 01:16:37,402
- Eugenia, I get it now.
I get your vibe now.

2099
01:16:37,402 --> 01:16:38,367
(Brennan laughing)

2100
01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:41,797
And then, can I use... I
have so much action economy

2101
01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:44,407
because of Haste. Can I
just run down the hall

2102
01:16:44,407 --> 01:16:47,857
and just dive under something
to hide and get full cover?

2103
01:16:47,857 --> 01:16:48,690
- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2104
01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:49,614
You'll get full cover. Absolutely.

2105
01:16:49,614 --> 01:16:50,447
- That's good. Smart.
- I just freaking hide.

2106
01:16:50,447 --> 01:16:51,280
Yeah.
- Yes.

2107
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,257
You dive to get full cover.

2108
01:16:53,257 --> 01:16:57,607
After you, this larger blue
dragon is gonna swoop in.

2109
01:16:57,607 --> 01:16:59,047
It's gotta see if it recharges.

2110
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,597
This is a big one 'cause Gorgug's only-

2111
01:17:00,597 --> 01:17:02,260
at very low hit points.

2112
01:17:03,182 --> 01:17:04,223
(die rolling)

2113
01:17:04,223 --> 01:17:05,827
Five, recharges breath weapon.

2114
01:17:05,827 --> 01:17:07,597
- Damn.
- Ew. Ew.

2115
01:17:07,597 --> 01:17:09,427
- I'm gonna need Dex saves for the ship,

2116
01:17:09,427 --> 01:17:12,306
Gorgug, and then Kristen as well.

2117
01:17:12,306 --> 01:17:13,855
(dice rolling)

2118
01:17:13,855 --> 01:17:15,517
(dice rolling)

2119
01:17:15,517 --> 01:17:16,858
- There we go.

2120
01:17:16,858 --> 01:17:21,427
- A 13. So I fail that Dex
save. And then the ship?

2121
01:17:21,427 --> 01:17:23,047
- The ship. Yup.
- With Bless?

2122
01:17:23,047 --> 01:17:23,880
- Yeah.

2123
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:24,821
(dice rolling)

2124
01:17:24,821 --> 01:17:25,867
- Kristen.

2125
01:17:25,867 --> 01:17:28,237
- I got a 19.
- 19. You succeed.

2126
01:17:28,237 --> 01:17:31,177
- The ship got a 18 plus six, so 24.

2127
01:17:31,177 --> 01:17:32,707
- Okay, the ship succeeds.

2128
01:17:32,707 --> 01:17:36,957
So that's gonna be 59 lightning
damage to Gorgug halved-

2129
01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:38,266
- To 29.
- To 29.

2130
01:17:38,266 --> 01:17:39,529
- I still go down.
- Okay.

2131
01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:42,757
Gorgug goes down, and then
that's gonna be 29 damage

2132
01:17:42,757 --> 01:17:45,280
to Kristen, 29 damage to the ship.

2133
01:17:46,867 --> 01:17:50,587
So, Gorgug goes to zero,
drops. (imitates ship whirring)

2134
01:17:50,587 --> 01:17:55,237
The ship suddenly lists without
Gorgug's hands on the wheel.

2135
01:17:55,237 --> 01:17:59,257
After that dragon's turn
is Kristen Applebees' turn.

2136
01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:01,957
- Great. I cast a
6th-level heal on Gorgug.

2137
01:18:01,957 --> 01:18:03,727
He goes up to 70 hit points.

2138
01:18:03,727 --> 01:18:06,354
- Yeah!
- Holy shit!

2139
01:18:06,354 --> 01:18:08,317
But you are out of Rage

2140
01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,447
and anything you were
Concentrating on ended.

2141
01:18:10,447 --> 01:18:14,232
- I'm not Concentrating,
just trying to be alive.

2142
01:18:14,232 --> 01:18:15,157
(Siobhan laughing)

2143
01:18:15,157 --> 01:18:16,932
- Hell yeah.
- I'm bloody.

2144
01:18:16,932 --> 01:18:18,575
My body is falling apart.

2145
01:18:18,575 --> 01:18:21,242
I'm gonna look at Gorgug
and go, I have to go.

2146
01:18:21,242 --> 01:18:22,586
(Zac laughing)

2147
01:18:22,586 --> 01:18:23,647
(Brennan laughing)

2148
01:18:23,647 --> 01:18:25,839
I'll be nearby.
- Just mouthful of blood.

2149
01:18:25,839 --> 01:18:26,938
- But I have to go.

2150
01:18:26,938 --> 01:18:28,600
(all laughing)

2151
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,557
And I run for my life.
I have 13 hit points.

2152
01:18:31,557 --> 01:18:35,768
I have 13 hit points and no
Dex. Why was I up here? Why?

2153
01:18:35,768 --> 01:18:36,751
(all laughing)

2154
01:18:36,751 --> 01:18:40,597
- Why? Someone who can't
not get hit by lightning

2155
01:18:40,597 --> 01:18:42,967
running on the deck during
a crazy magic storm.

2156
01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:44,407
- Just imagine Kristen on the deck

2157
01:18:44,407 --> 01:18:47,224
just every single time lightning
flashes just hits them.

2158
01:18:47,224 --> 01:18:48,250
Hits them.
- Fuck!

2159
01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:49,387
(Lou groaning)

2160
01:18:49,387 --> 01:18:50,220
Fuck!

2161
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:51,450
- You need to go embrace yourself

2162
01:18:51,450 --> 01:18:53,497
and get healed by yourself.
- Exactly.

2163
01:18:53,497 --> 01:18:54,877
- I'll say too, Kristen,
you're looking out.

2164
01:18:54,877 --> 01:18:57,157
You see the face of...

2165
01:18:57,157 --> 01:18:59,347
This face is like (imitates air whooshing)

2166
01:18:59,347 --> 01:19:02,257
You see images of a skull
underneath the clouds.

2167
01:19:02,257 --> 01:19:06,157
This is a warped version of a
thing that is stuck in limbo

2168
01:19:06,157 --> 01:19:08,377
between Cassandra and the Nightmare King.

2169
01:19:08,377 --> 01:19:09,727
Where do you go? What are you going to do?

2170
01:19:09,727 --> 01:19:11,777
You're gonna run below decks
or what do you wanna do?

2171
01:19:11,777 --> 01:19:16,602
- Okay. I am going to run and get K2

2172
01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:19,460
and have her heal me.

2173
01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:20,293
- Okay.

2174
01:19:20,293 --> 01:19:23,551
- And I'm going to send

2175
01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:26,259
a prayer out to Cassandra,

2176
01:19:26,259 --> 01:19:29,617
I think, holding the shards
when I'm being healed.

2177
01:19:29,617 --> 01:19:30,607
- [Brennan] You're holding the shards

2178
01:19:30,607 --> 01:19:33,757
and you feel Yolanda's little-

2179
01:19:33,757 --> 01:19:34,987
- Coin?
- Little coin,

2180
01:19:34,987 --> 01:19:35,820
the one that said,

2181
01:19:35,820 --> 01:19:38,797
"When the only thing left
to believe in is believing."

2182
01:19:38,797 --> 01:19:42,457
You feel that glowing and
you feel the storm outside.

2183
01:19:42,457 --> 01:19:44,677
Go ahead and have K2 heal you.

2184
01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:47,377
Fabian Aramais Seacaster,
that is your turn.

2185
01:19:47,377 --> 01:19:51,363
- Okay. So the ship has
sustained 84 damage.

2186
01:19:51,363 --> 01:19:52,196
- [Brennan] Okay.

2187
01:19:52,196 --> 01:19:53,220
- Is running the party,

2188
01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:56,339
is that a action or is
that just gonna happen?

2189
01:19:56,339 --> 01:19:58,687
- That's a ship action that
either you or Fig can do,

2190
01:19:58,687 --> 01:20:00,427
but Fig can't do it now that the...

2191
01:20:00,427 --> 01:20:03,032
So you kind of, you gotta do it.

2192
01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:03,865
- Okay.

2193
01:20:03,865 --> 01:20:05,497
- Unless you wanna let total panic descend

2194
01:20:05,497 --> 01:20:06,330
or if you wanna do-

2195
01:20:06,330 --> 01:20:08,147
- Do I get a- (laughing)

2196
01:20:08,147 --> 01:20:12,688
do I get a sense of how
bad total panic would be?

2197
01:20:12,688 --> 01:20:14,044
Is it-
- Pretty bad.

2198
01:20:14,044 --> 01:20:15,272
- How total, you know?

2199
01:20:15,272 --> 01:20:16,927
- It'd be pretty bad.

2200
01:20:16,927 --> 01:20:17,760
- Okay.

2201
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,971
- I could also try to, on my turn-

2202
01:20:19,971 --> 01:20:21,189
- No.
- If the dragon-

2203
01:20:21,189 --> 01:20:22,507
- [Brennan] Honestly-
- Wait.

2204
01:20:22,507 --> 01:20:24,807
If the dragon could catch me,

2205
01:20:24,807 --> 01:20:27,973
and then I could just fly by

2206
01:20:27,973 --> 01:20:30,397
doing the shocker sign and flash everyone.

2207
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,520
- The shocker sign?

2208
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,494
- Maybe that could be running the party.

2209
01:20:34,494 --> 01:20:35,617
- If Fig feels confident...

2210
01:20:35,617 --> 01:20:38,437
I would also let Fig do
a run the party check

2211
01:20:38,437 --> 01:20:39,997
at a distance at disadvantage.

2212
01:20:39,997 --> 01:20:40,830
- Okay.
- If you wanted

2213
01:20:40,830 --> 01:20:42,743
to be falling through the
sky, running the party.

2214
01:20:42,743 --> 01:20:44,461
(Emily laughing)

2215
01:20:44,461 --> 01:20:46,687
- I mean, yeah.
- I guess that would...

2216
01:20:46,687 --> 01:20:48,877
Yeah, that'd be sick as hell.
- Yeah.

2217
01:20:48,877 --> 01:20:51,457
- I feel like the only people
that do the shocker sign

2218
01:20:51,457 --> 01:20:53,587
are also out loud saying, "Shocker."

2219
01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:54,907
- Yeah.
- Shocker!

2220
01:20:54,907 --> 01:20:56,737
- Fig is there right now.
- Right.

2221
01:20:56,737 --> 01:20:57,570
- [Brennan] Okay.

2222
01:20:57,570 --> 01:20:59,677
- In that case, we're just gonna get

2223
01:20:59,677 --> 01:21:02,369
one last round of voting in.
- Hell yeah.

2224
01:21:02,369 --> 01:21:06,379
- Just to make sure we win.
- Okay. Here we go.

2225
01:21:06,379 --> 01:21:08,225
- You're still on the screen somehow.

2226
01:21:08,225 --> 01:21:09,247
(Zac and Emily laughing)

2227
01:21:09,247 --> 01:21:11,647
- We gotta get that the fuck outta here.

2228
01:21:11,647 --> 01:21:14,197
- That's gonna be a Persuasion?

2229
01:21:14,197 --> 01:21:15,819
- Persuasion.
- 21.

2230
01:21:15,819 --> 01:21:17,270
- With advantage because you're-

2231
01:21:17,270 --> 01:21:20,758
- Oh, 'cause I'm the most
popular boy in school.

2232
01:21:20,758 --> 01:21:23,227
(Ally chuckling)

2233
01:21:23,227 --> 01:21:24,294
That's gonna be 21.

2234
01:21:24,294 --> 01:21:28,567
- 21 times 5 is 105.

2235
01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:32,047
305 students have voted.

2236
01:21:32,047 --> 01:21:33,157
- Do I get a sense that they will have

2237
01:21:33,157 --> 01:21:34,927
anywhere near that many votes?

2238
01:21:34,927 --> 01:21:35,760
- Well, here's the thing.

2239
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:39,547
There are just a little over
500 students at Aguefort.

2240
01:21:39,547 --> 01:21:42,637
You had 200 votes,
which was challengeable.

2241
01:21:42,637 --> 01:21:45,547
At 300 votes, you have more than half

2242
01:21:45,547 --> 01:21:48,097
of the school locked up and good to go.

2243
01:21:48,097 --> 01:21:48,930
- Okay. Great.

2244
01:21:48,930 --> 01:21:51,734
- No matter what fuckery they're
doing, you have 300 votes.

2245
01:21:51,734 --> 01:21:53,437
That's a majority of the school.

2246
01:21:53,437 --> 01:21:54,270
There's nothing they can do-

2247
01:21:54,270 --> 01:21:55,897
- We're confident locking
in the projection.

2248
01:21:55,897 --> 01:21:58,237
- We're locking in, yes.
- Yes. We're calling it?

2249
01:21:58,237 --> 01:21:59,972
- We cut to Steve Kornacki.

2250
01:22:01,987 --> 01:22:04,104
Incredible. - Great, then
I'm gonna rip on the Hangman,

2251
01:22:04,104 --> 01:22:07,777
jump over the voting booth,
and drive into the cannonade

2252
01:22:07,777 --> 01:22:09,217
to join my friends there.

2253
01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,707
- Unbelievable. Great. You
go join in the cannonade.

2254
01:22:11,707 --> 01:22:12,787
What actions do you
wanna take on your turn?

2255
01:22:12,787 --> 01:22:15,577
- I mean, I'll fire a cannon
if there's a loaded cannon.

2256
01:22:15,577 --> 01:22:17,467
- Hell yeah. You got young blue dragon

2257
01:22:17,467 --> 01:22:18,997
to the side of the ship
right there. Go for it.

2258
01:22:18,997 --> 01:22:21,997
- Great. Hey, what's up, Mazey?
This is pretty cool, right?

2259
01:22:21,997 --> 01:22:24,607
- She's like, yeah, "This
is sick as hell, honestly.

2260
01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:26,017
It's fucking amazing."
- Yeah.

2261
01:22:26,017 --> 01:22:27,397
- Yeah, it's great.
- This is kinda every day

2262
01:22:27,397 --> 01:22:29,686
for me.
(Siobhan laughing)

2263
01:22:29,686 --> 01:22:32,119
That's gonna be a 20.

2264
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:33,436
- 20 hits.

2265
01:22:33,436 --> 01:22:36,267
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪

2266
01:22:36,267 --> 01:22:37,134
(Ally laughing)

2267
01:22:37,134 --> 01:22:39,250
- Can borrow two 10? Yeah.
- A d10, yeah.

2268
01:22:40,544 --> 01:22:42,017
(dice rolling)

2269
01:22:42,017 --> 01:22:45,607
- That's gonna be 12, 15 points of damage.

2270
01:22:45,607 --> 01:22:48,217
- You fire. Any other bonus
actions from you on that turn?

2271
01:22:48,217 --> 01:22:49,627
- Is there any chance I could see Gorgug

2272
01:22:49,627 --> 01:22:53,437
if I poked my head out the cannonade?

2273
01:22:53,437 --> 01:22:54,270
- Yeah. I think so.

2274
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:55,371
- Gorgug!

2275
01:22:55,371 --> 01:22:56,204
(Zac shrieking)

2276
01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:58,657
Don't fucking crash my parents' boat

2277
01:22:58,657 --> 01:23:00,321
and I give you a Bardic Inspiration.

2278
01:23:00,321 --> 01:23:02,047
(all laughing)

2279
01:23:02,047 --> 01:23:04,117
- I feel inspired. Thank you.

2280
01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:05,677
- Incredible. Okay.

2281
01:23:05,677 --> 01:23:09,517
After Fabian's turn, this
little medium-sized dragon

2282
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:12,267
lands on the back of the
ship right near Gorgug.

2283
01:23:12,267 --> 01:23:15,487
It's gonna see if it can
recharge its breath weapon.

2284
01:23:15,487 --> 01:23:17,194
A five or a six.

2285
01:23:17,194 --> 01:23:18,427
(die rolling)

2286
01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:21,803
That's a six. Gorgug, Dex
save for you and the ship.

2287
01:23:21,803 --> 01:23:22,955
- Okay. For me.

2288
01:23:22,955 --> 01:23:23,788
(dice rolling)

2289
01:23:24,757 --> 01:23:26,097
I got a...

2290
01:23:27,427 --> 01:23:29,497
Does Bless stay on you
when you get knocked

2291
01:23:29,497 --> 01:23:30,577
and then come back up?

2292
01:23:30,577 --> 01:23:34,687
- I think because the person
still has Concentration on it,

2293
01:23:34,687 --> 01:23:37,357
I'll rule that it- Kristen never dropped.

2294
01:23:37,357 --> 01:23:39,367
Right? Yeah.
- Okay. Cool.

2295
01:23:39,367 --> 01:23:40,650
I got a...

2296
01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:43,233
22.

2297
01:23:43,233 --> 01:23:45,691
- Okay.
- Then the ship will get

2298
01:23:45,691 --> 01:23:46,897
29.
- Okay.

2299
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:50,377
You each take 20 halved
to 10 lightning damage

2300
01:23:50,377 --> 01:23:52,537
as this (imitates dragon
screeching) sort of,

2301
01:23:52,537 --> 01:23:54,847
again, smaller elephant-sized dragon

2302
01:23:54,847 --> 01:23:57,667
fires a breath weapon at you.
- Ship don't take shit.

2303
01:23:57,667 --> 01:24:00,457
- Ooh, that's right. It
has a damage threshold.

2304
01:24:00,457 --> 01:24:02,887
That damage threshold has
been really helping the ship

2305
01:24:02,887 --> 01:24:04,426
this last couple times.
- Thank god.

2306
01:24:04,426 --> 01:24:07,435
- These little dragons can't
touch my parents' house.

2307
01:24:07,435 --> 01:24:09,012
(Ally laughing)

2308
01:24:09,012 --> 01:24:11,665
- My parents'-
- Gorgug Thistlespring,

2309
01:24:11,665 --> 01:24:13,297
that is your turn.

2310
01:24:13,297 --> 01:24:15,547
- I'm gonna ram the
fucking red dragon, right?

2311
01:24:15,547 --> 01:24:17,527
- Yeah.
- Go for it.

2312
01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:19,855
- Fucking gas and ram, dude. Gas and ram.

2313
01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:20,833
- Gas and ram.

2314
01:24:20,833 --> 01:24:22,699
- Gas and ram.
- Gas and ram, dude.

2315
01:24:22,699 --> 01:24:25,237
- Do I roll or it makes a save, right?

2316
01:24:25,237 --> 01:24:26,845
- It's gonna make a
save, but if you gas it,

2317
01:24:26,845 --> 01:24:28,177
it does it with disadvantage.

2318
01:24:28,177 --> 01:24:29,617
- Okay. I'm gassing it.

2319
01:24:29,617 --> 01:24:30,487
- Gas and ram.
- Yeah.

2320
01:24:30,487 --> 01:24:31,612
- [Zac] There's no reason not to, I guess.

2321
01:24:31,612 --> 01:24:32,857
- Into the mouth of Cassandra.

2322
01:24:32,857 --> 01:24:34,800
- [Siobhan] Yes, you gotta gas.
- Gas it.

2323
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,727
- That is a nat one.

2324
01:24:36,727 --> 01:24:38,017
- Oh.
- Go ahead

2325
01:24:38,017 --> 01:24:41,505
and roll damage for this dragon.

2326
01:24:41,505 --> 01:24:42,663
- It's 10d10.

2327
01:24:43,595 --> 01:24:45,313
(Murph laughing)

2328
01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:47,963
- That's what Em said.

2329
01:24:48,907 --> 01:24:50,200
- [Lou] What's up?

2330
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,872
- Em just said, "A little gas it."

2331
01:24:51,872 --> 01:24:53,759
- Gas it.
- Gas it.

2332
01:24:53,759 --> 01:24:55,135
- Gas it.
- Gas it.

2333
01:24:55,135 --> 01:24:56,634
- Fucking Cartman's here?

2334
01:24:56,634 --> 01:24:58,357
- Gas it.
- 20.

2335
01:24:58,357 --> 01:25:00,107
- [Ally] You re-roll ones and twos.

2336
01:25:01,309 --> 01:25:02,947
- Do I for this?

2337
01:25:02,947 --> 01:25:04,777
- This is a great weapon, let me tell you.

2338
01:25:04,777 --> 01:25:07,777
This is a very big weapon,
about as big as they come.

2339
01:25:07,777 --> 01:25:09,847
I will allow you to re-roll.
- Hey!

2340
01:25:09,847 --> 01:25:10,838
- [Emily] Hey.

2341
01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:13,177
- We're re-rolling over here.

2342
01:25:13,177 --> 01:25:15,531
- And then, you get a two again.

2343
01:25:15,531 --> 01:25:17,017
- Hey, I'm rolling over here.

2344
01:25:17,017 --> 01:25:18,708
- I'm re-rolling ones and twos over here.

2345
01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:20,257
- I'm re-rolling ones and...

2346
01:25:20,257 --> 01:25:22,477
I'm a Great Weapon Fighter over here.

2347
01:25:23,716 --> 01:25:24,730
- Bada bing.

2348
01:25:24,730 --> 01:25:27,166
- Bada bing.

2349
01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:30,070
- 63. 63 damage.
- [Brennan] Oh my god.

2350
01:25:30,070 --> 01:25:32,287
- Yes.
- The ship, boom!

2351
01:25:32,287 --> 01:25:36,667
Collides with this red dragon.
(imitates dragon screeching)

2352
01:25:36,667 --> 01:25:39,600
Fire from its nostrils,
and, Gorgug, you can-

2353
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,646
- Can I do what I did last time?

2354
01:25:40,646 --> 01:25:41,479
- You can do what you did last time.

2355
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:43,237
You're not Raging right now.
- Okay.

2356
01:25:43,237 --> 01:25:44,077
- [Brennan] Right? So you have to

2357
01:25:44,077 --> 01:25:45,187
bonus action Rage if you wanted to.

2358
01:25:45,187 --> 01:25:46,927
- Bonus action Rage.
- Yes.

2359
01:25:46,927 --> 01:25:48,007
- But it is also knocked prone,

2360
01:25:48,007 --> 01:25:49,764
so you get advantage on it no matter what.

2361
01:25:49,764 --> 01:25:50,831
- Woo-hoo.
- But, you know, whatever you wanna do.

2362
01:25:50,831 --> 01:25:52,717
- To use my Elemental Rage-

2363
01:25:52,717 --> 01:25:53,857
- You have to be Raging. That's correct.

2364
01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,447
- Okay. But is it still charged

2365
01:25:55,447 --> 01:25:57,127
from last time I got hit by lightning?

2366
01:25:57,127 --> 01:25:59,527
- I'll say it's still charged.
I'll say it's still charged.

2367
01:25:59,527 --> 01:26:00,360
- [Zac] Okay.

2368
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,867
- But you have to use a bonus
action to go back into a Rage.

2369
01:26:01,867 --> 01:26:02,727
- Okay. I will use that bonus action.

2370
01:26:02,727 --> 01:26:04,549
- [Siobhan] Simply saying.
- [Lou] Just saying.

2371
01:26:04,549 --> 01:26:06,027
- [Siobhan] Debate me.
- [Ally] The AI.

2372
01:26:08,110 --> 01:26:10,177
- 23 to hit.

2373
01:26:10,177 --> 01:26:11,010
- 23 to hit.

2374
01:26:11,010 --> 01:26:12,577
- And then, second one.

2375
01:26:12,577 --> 01:26:16,470
9 plus 11. 20 to hit?

2376
01:26:16,470 --> 01:26:17,977
- [Brennan] 20 to hit. So you hit twice.

2377
01:26:17,977 --> 01:26:19,837
- Okay. I hit twice. No crits.

2378
01:26:19,837 --> 01:26:22,382
- But you are gonna add those
d12s of lightning damage.

2379
01:26:22,382 --> 01:26:24,337
- Yeah, yeah, d12s of lightning damage.

2380
01:26:24,337 --> 01:26:25,903
That's gonna be...

2381
01:26:25,903 --> 01:26:29,819
21 plus... 27,

2382
01:26:29,819 --> 01:26:32,587
34 plus 6 damage.

2383
01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:34,207
- So you only add six?

2384
01:26:34,207 --> 01:26:35,640
- Oh, sorry, 12.

2385
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:38,107
So 46.
- Okay. Got you.

2386
01:26:38,107 --> 01:26:40,087
The red dragon is bloody.
(imitates blood splashing)

2387
01:26:40,087 --> 01:26:42,487
A lot of the bigger dragons
are looking kind of bloodied

2388
01:26:42,487 --> 01:26:44,467
out on the field. You've
injured a lot of them.

2389
01:26:44,467 --> 01:26:48,367
Okay. You gas it. This red
dragon falls out of the sky.

2390
01:26:48,367 --> 01:26:52,707
And you just sort of flying
into Cassandra's open mouth

2391
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:55,207
as you closed into range here.

2392
01:26:55,207 --> 01:26:56,467
- It's like a theme park ride.

2393
01:26:56,467 --> 01:26:57,727
- Right?
- (uncertain noise)

2394
01:26:57,727 --> 01:26:58,743
- [Brennan] Adaine, that
is going to be your turn.

2395
01:26:58,743 --> 01:27:00,312
- Flying into the tunnel.

2396
01:27:00,312 --> 01:27:02,077
- I guess, yeah.

2397
01:27:02,077 --> 01:27:05,467
- So what I forgot to add at
the beginning of the episode,

2398
01:27:05,467 --> 01:27:07,690
but I did say it at the
end of the last episode.

2399
01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:08,767
- Yes.
- Is that we all have

2400
01:27:08,767 --> 01:27:10,477
Telepathic Bond on.
- Amazing.

2401
01:27:10,477 --> 01:27:13,417
- So can I say to Fig, Fig, are you good?

2402
01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,697
Can you get back?
- I do a thumbs up.

2403
01:27:15,697 --> 01:27:17,737
- Okay.
- Can you hear it?

2404
01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:20,377
My thumb is up. I'm
also doing the shocker.

2405
01:27:20,377 --> 01:27:21,517
Can you hear it?
(Ally laughing)

2406
01:27:21,517 --> 01:27:22,997
- I heard a shocker pretty loud.

2407
01:27:22,997 --> 01:27:25,903
- Yeah. That's so cool.
- I heard you yell, "Shocker!"

2408
01:27:25,903 --> 01:27:27,139
- Can we turn down the shocker?

2409
01:27:27,139 --> 01:27:29,571
- That's really rad.
Can you hear me do this?

2410
01:27:29,571 --> 01:27:30,637
(Emily laughing)

2411
01:27:30,637 --> 01:27:31,576
Can you hear that?
- All right.

2412
01:27:31,576 --> 01:27:34,927
Everyone, turn this off if
we're gonna be this nasty.

2413
01:27:34,927 --> 01:27:36,754
- Can you guys hear this?

2414
01:27:37,710 --> 01:27:39,217
- [Siobhan] Is that a tiny violin?

2415
01:27:39,217 --> 01:27:40,050
Oh, no it's the tiniest little-

2416
01:27:40,050 --> 01:27:41,400
- The smallest little middle
finger you've ever seen.

2417
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:42,307
- Little Brad Pitt moment.

2418
01:27:42,307 --> 01:27:43,894
- Oh, are you cranking
it? Are you cranking?

2419
01:27:43,894 --> 01:27:45,294
- The smallest little rock
fist you've ever seen.

2420
01:27:45,294 --> 01:27:46,755
(Emily laughing)

2421
01:27:46,755 --> 01:27:48,099
Can you guys hear this?

2422
01:27:48,099 --> 01:27:49,207
- I can hear it.
- I can hear it.

2423
01:27:49,207 --> 01:27:51,697
- Can I use the gun and
then run out on deck?

2424
01:27:51,697 --> 01:27:53,017
Is that a thing I can do?
- Yeah, absolutely.

2425
01:27:53,017 --> 01:27:54,637
You can do that.
- Okay. Great.

2426
01:27:54,637 --> 01:27:59,077
So I will do a gun attack.
- Hell yeah.

2427
01:27:59,077 --> 01:28:02,077
- She's really rolling.
That's a 22 to hit.

2428
01:28:02,077 --> 01:28:03,307
- [Brennan] Which, are you
going after this red one here

2429
01:28:03,307 --> 01:28:04,807
or this blue one here?

2430
01:28:04,807 --> 01:28:06,547
- The red one's almost down, right?

2431
01:28:06,547 --> 01:28:08,347
- [Brennan] Well, it's
knocked prone and it's bloody,

2432
01:28:08,347 --> 01:28:09,937
but you don't know how
close to down it is.

2433
01:28:09,937 --> 01:28:11,617
- I'll go for the red one.
- Okay.

2434
01:28:11,617 --> 01:28:13,237
- I'm scared of the red
one 'cause of the fire.

2435
01:28:13,237 --> 01:28:16,567
- Yeah. Go ahead and roll
3d10 plus your Dex modifer.

2436
01:28:16,567 --> 01:28:18,108
- Oh, it's plus Dex?
- Uh-huh.

2437
01:28:18,108 --> 01:28:19,768
(dice rolling)

2438
01:28:19,768 --> 01:28:21,247
- Oh.
- [Lou] Big sexy.

2439
01:28:21,247 --> 01:28:24,155
- 22 plus 2.

2440
01:28:24,155 --> 01:28:25,805
24. Big sexy.

2441
01:28:25,805 --> 01:28:28,717
- Boom! Hit with a cannonball
on its way out of the sky.

2442
01:28:28,717 --> 01:28:29,647
Great.
- And then,

2443
01:28:29,647 --> 01:28:31,627
I'm gonna run onto the deck

2444
01:28:31,627 --> 01:28:35,064
and I'm gonna punch this
blue dragon in the face.

2445
01:28:35,064 --> 01:28:36,067
(Ally gasping)

2446
01:28:36,067 --> 01:28:37,422
- Let's go. Here we go.

2447
01:28:37,422 --> 01:28:39,699
- Adaine the fighter begins.

2448
01:28:39,699 --> 01:28:42,817
- I'm gonna do a 5th-level
Adaine's Furious Fist.

2449
01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:44,230
- Here we go. Let's do it.

2450
01:28:45,217 --> 01:28:47,107
- Mm, that's a 15 to hit?

2451
01:28:47,107 --> 01:28:48,067
- Bless, Bless.

2452
01:28:48,067 --> 01:28:48,900
- Oh, plus Bless.

2453
01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:50,263
- You need to roll two or higher.

2454
01:28:50,263 --> 01:28:51,778
- I got a two.
- Hey! There it is.

2455
01:28:51,778 --> 01:28:53,014
- Okay.

2456
01:28:53,014 --> 01:28:55,837
- All right. Go ahead and roll damage.

2457
01:28:55,837 --> 01:28:59,527
- Caravan of angels carrying
me to the finish line.

2458
01:28:59,527 --> 01:29:00,697
- Takes a village.

2459
01:29:00,697 --> 01:29:01,897
- It truly takes a village.

2460
01:29:01,897 --> 01:29:03,457
- It takes a village to hit a dragon.
- Can I steal back

2461
01:29:03,457 --> 01:29:05,707
some of my d10- can I steal back my d10s?

2462
01:29:05,707 --> 01:29:07,544
- Yeah, take yours, 'cause they roll...

2463
01:29:07,544 --> 01:29:09,606
- Yeah, they roll real nice.
- They roll insane.

2464
01:29:09,606 --> 01:29:11,197
- Oh, that's hot.
- One, two, three, four,

2465
01:29:11,197 --> 01:29:14,966
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
and I'll re-roll one of them.

2466
01:29:14,966 --> 01:29:16,382
(dice rolling)

2467
01:29:16,382 --> 01:29:17,857
- Ooh.

2468
01:29:17,857 --> 01:29:19,270
- Okay, so that's-

2469
01:29:20,131 --> 01:29:21,166
- So good.

2470
01:29:21,166 --> 01:29:23,107
- 20.

2471
01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:24,940
48.

2472
01:29:24,940 --> 01:29:26,287
50.

2473
01:29:26,287 --> 01:29:27,985
62.

2474
01:29:27,985 --> 01:29:29,587
(die rolling)

2475
01:29:29,587 --> 01:29:32,617
65 points of damage, force damage.

2476
01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:35,977
- Gorgug, you are steering.

2477
01:29:35,977 --> 01:29:39,817
This blue dragon lands, blasts
you with lightning yet again.

2478
01:29:39,817 --> 01:29:40,650
- Stop.

2479
01:29:40,650 --> 01:29:44,617
- You slash this red dragon.
It tumbles over the ship.

2480
01:29:44,617 --> 01:29:45,847
As the other one opens...

2481
01:29:45,847 --> 01:29:49,336
It's literally got its jaw over your head

2482
01:29:49,336 --> 01:29:52,010
and Adaine busts out of the hatch

2483
01:29:52,010 --> 01:29:54,097
and, Adaine, describe what
happens to this dragon

2484
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:56,557
as it goes from completely fine to dead.

2485
01:29:56,557 --> 01:30:00,937
- It flies in slow-mo
off the side of the ship

2486
01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:04,207
and just tumbles end over
end through the clouds.

2487
01:30:04,207 --> 01:30:09,007
- You hear a cheer from
downstairs, "Party wizard!"

2488
01:30:09,007 --> 01:30:12,387
- Yes.
- K-K-K-K-KO. (imitates air whooshing)

2489
01:30:12,387 --> 01:30:13,859
As this dragon fucking vanishes.

2490
01:30:13,859 --> 01:30:16,117
- What's it like inside?

2491
01:30:16,117 --> 01:30:18,247
- It's fucking rad as hell. I'm sorry.

2492
01:30:18,247 --> 01:30:19,470
Do you wanna swap?
- Aw.

2493
01:30:19,470 --> 01:30:22,027
- I'm not very good at steering stuff.

2494
01:30:22,027 --> 01:30:23,459
- Yeah, let's swap.

2495
01:30:23,459 --> 01:30:25,378
- But I'll do it if you want.

2496
01:30:26,286 --> 01:30:28,234
- Gorgug runs away.

2497
01:30:28,234 --> 01:30:31,649
- Oh, I thought he was gonna say no.

2498
01:30:31,649 --> 01:30:33,643
- Let's go, yeah. No.

2499
01:30:33,643 --> 01:30:34,987
(both laughing)

2500
01:30:34,987 --> 01:30:37,567
- [Brennan] Okay, gang. Mama.

2501
01:30:37,567 --> 01:30:39,367
- [Lou] (whining) No.

2502
01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:41,380
- Flies up.
- Lame.

2503
01:30:42,307 --> 01:30:45,835
- [Brennan] As she does so,
Gorgug, you have True Seeing.

2504
01:30:45,835 --> 01:30:47,083
Adaine, you have See Invisibility.

2505
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:47,926
- Oh shit.

2506
01:30:47,926 --> 01:30:51,607
- Kipperlilly, Oisin, and Jace Stardiamond

2507
01:30:51,607 --> 01:30:54,667
leap off of her back onto
the back of the ship.

2508
01:30:54,667 --> 01:30:55,867
None of them come out of invisibility yet,

2509
01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,217
but you can still see them all perfectly

2510
01:30:57,217 --> 01:30:58,147
with the spells you have on.

2511
01:30:58,147 --> 01:30:59,737
- I say over Telepathic Bond,

2512
01:30:59,737 --> 01:31:01,963
(whispering) let's just
act like we don't see them.

2513
01:31:01,963 --> 01:31:03,397
- Gorgug, I am going to need

2514
01:31:03,397 --> 01:31:07,673
two Wisdom saving throws from you.

2515
01:31:07,673 --> 01:31:10,207
- Okay. And is this a specific effect,

2516
01:31:10,207 --> 01:31:11,040
would I know, just 'cause-

2517
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,842
- It's not a fear or a charm.

2518
01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:14,052
(die rolling)

2519
01:31:14,052 --> 01:31:16,479
- Okay.
- Ooh, and Bless.

2520
01:31:16,479 --> 01:31:17,312
(die rolling)

2521
01:31:18,185 --> 01:31:19,807
- 21.

2522
01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:21,367
22.
- 22 on the first one.

2523
01:31:21,367 --> 01:31:22,200
Okay.

2524
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:23,531
(die rolling)

2525
01:31:23,531 --> 01:31:25,834
(Emily laughing)

2526
01:31:25,834 --> 01:31:26,977
- And 22 on the second one.

2527
01:31:26,977 --> 01:31:28,822
- Unbelievable.

2528
01:31:28,822 --> 01:31:30,337
- What are they... What's going on?

2529
01:31:30,337 --> 01:31:32,437
- You see as they land,

2530
01:31:32,437 --> 01:31:36,007
Kipperlilly sees both
of them cast a spell.

2531
01:31:36,007 --> 01:31:38,977
She snaps something in her hand.

2532
01:31:38,977 --> 01:31:42,067
All three of them teleport and are gone.

2533
01:31:42,067 --> 01:31:43,297
- Can I make any sorta check

2534
01:31:43,297 --> 01:31:45,907
as to what the thing that was snapped?

2535
01:31:45,907 --> 01:31:47,347
- 'Cause you can see everything.
- Give me an Arcana check.

2536
01:31:47,347 --> 01:31:48,555
- That seems like that was
just a teleport, right?

2537
01:31:48,555 --> 01:31:50,113
- Oh, yeah. Can I also do an Arcana check?

2538
01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:50,955
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Go for it.

2539
01:31:50,955 --> 01:31:53,588
(dice rolling)

2540
01:31:53,588 --> 01:31:54,805
- I got a 25.

2541
01:31:54,805 --> 01:31:56,137
- I got a seven.

2542
01:31:56,137 --> 01:31:58,267
- It looks like a Rune of Recall.

2543
01:31:58,267 --> 01:32:01,687
It looks like a one-use teleportation

2544
01:32:01,687 --> 01:32:03,037
that she had a readied action to use

2545
01:32:03,037 --> 01:32:04,627
after they cast whatever spell they cast.

2546
01:32:04,627 --> 01:32:06,550
- They probably read your
mind and got the god.

2547
01:32:06,550 --> 01:32:07,597
- [Zac] Yeah.

2548
01:32:07,597 --> 01:32:09,814
- [Brennan] You did roll two 22s.

2549
01:32:09,814 --> 01:32:11,107
- Okay.

2550
01:32:11,107 --> 01:32:12,174
- Very high saving throw.

2551
01:32:12,174 --> 01:32:13,447
- Guys, I think-

2552
01:32:13,447 --> 01:32:15,337
- That's why we should've
taken that devil's honey

2553
01:32:15,337 --> 01:32:16,929
and forgotten the name ourselves.

2554
01:32:16,929 --> 01:32:17,762
- Damn.

2555
01:32:17,762 --> 01:32:21,203
- Grandma is going to seize

2556
01:32:21,203 --> 01:32:23,961
the back of the ship,

2557
01:32:23,961 --> 01:32:26,160
and I think she's going
to just attack the ship.

2558
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,417
First of all, is gonna use
her Frightful Presence.

2559
01:32:28,417 --> 01:32:30,327
So I need Wisdom saving
throws from Adaine.

2560
01:32:30,327 --> 01:32:31,237
- Is it a fear effect?

2561
01:32:31,237 --> 01:32:32,257
- [Brennan] It is fear effect.

2562
01:32:32,257 --> 01:32:34,087
- I ate a-
- You're Raging.

2563
01:32:34,087 --> 01:32:35,497
Oh, right. Oh, you ate the Vulture's-

2564
01:32:35,497 --> 01:32:37,237
- 'Cause I don't have those, I, you know.

2565
01:32:37,237 --> 01:32:38,334
- Yes, yes, yes. Gotcha.

2566
01:32:38,334 --> 01:32:41,260
Adaine, you are gonna roll
this with disadvantage.

2567
01:32:42,148 --> 01:32:44,573
(dice rolling)

2568
01:32:45,588 --> 01:32:46,421
- Okay.
- Okay.

2569
01:32:46,421 --> 01:32:47,254
- Plus Bless.

2570
01:32:47,254 --> 01:32:48,595
- Bless.
- Plus Bless.

2571
01:32:48,595 --> 01:32:49,450
(die rolling)

2572
01:32:49,450 --> 01:32:51,427
- Get Blessed.
- [Emily] Bless this mess.

2573
01:32:51,427 --> 01:32:54,268
- That is a

2574
01:32:54,268 --> 01:32:56,743
19, 20, 21, 22.

2575
01:32:56,743 --> 01:32:59,527
- You just feel once again
this draconic fear filling you

2576
01:32:59,527 --> 01:33:02,107
like it did back in the
gymnasium in freshman year.

2577
01:33:02,107 --> 01:33:05,347
But you quell the anxiety.
You quell the panic.

2578
01:33:05,347 --> 01:33:06,697
You are not afraid.

2579
01:33:06,697 --> 01:33:08,116
- Fig, can you hear this?

2580
01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:09,427
(Brennan laughing)

2581
01:33:09,427 --> 01:33:10,717
- What?
- Can you hear this?

2582
01:33:10,717 --> 01:33:13,022
- Sorry. I started listening to a podcast.

2583
01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:13,855
- Oh, is it good?

2584
01:33:13,855 --> 01:33:14,827
- It's my own podcast.

2585
01:33:14,827 --> 01:33:16,897
It's "Complicated Women: Kipperlilly".

2586
01:33:16,897 --> 01:33:18,007
- Oh, I love that podcast.

2587
01:33:18,007 --> 01:33:18,840
- Do not put it on the-

2588
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:19,673
- [Siobhan] Can you put it on the thread?

2589
01:33:19,673 --> 01:33:20,657
- Are you just reviewing it?
- Do not.

2590
01:33:20,657 --> 01:33:22,747
- It's on the Bluetooth here on the party.

2591
01:33:22,747 --> 01:33:24,007
- I'm just trying to get listens.

2592
01:33:24,007 --> 01:33:25,267
- It's killing the vibe.

2593
01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:29,257
- Fig, what's your password?
I have to change it back.

2594
01:33:29,257 --> 01:33:31,807
- Oh, wait. No. Don't skip
the ads. I love the ads.

2595
01:33:31,807 --> 01:33:33,277
- What?

2596
01:33:33,277 --> 01:33:35,006
- Fig makes the ads funny, okay?

2597
01:33:35,006 --> 01:33:36,337
(Emily laughing)

2598
01:33:36,337 --> 01:33:38,458
- Okay. Just coughing up blood.

2599
01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:40,597
- [Lou] Wow, Fig, you did an
original song for the ads?

2600
01:33:40,597 --> 01:33:42,995
- Yeah. I'm new so I'm trying so hard.

2601
01:33:42,995 --> 01:33:45,067
(all laughing)
- Dang.

2602
01:33:45,067 --> 01:33:50,017
- 25 halved to 12 damage, a
mix of piercing and lightning.

2603
01:33:50,017 --> 01:33:53,257
- 25 halved to 12? Okay.
- Yeah. Halved to 12.

2604
01:33:53,257 --> 01:33:56,295
As mama bites you. And then the claw.

2605
01:33:56,295 --> 01:33:58,313
(Ally laughing)

2606
01:33:58,313 --> 01:34:00,004
And then, Adaine.
- Yeah.

2607
01:34:00,004 --> 01:34:01,687
- [Brennan] She crits on you.

2608
01:34:01,687 --> 01:34:02,947
- She actually gets a three.

2609
01:34:02,947 --> 01:34:03,997
- She misses you.
- Great.

2610
01:34:03,997 --> 01:34:05,167
- Nice.
- Woof.

2611
01:34:05,167 --> 01:34:07,387
- That's the end of my Portent rolls.

2612
01:34:07,387 --> 01:34:09,517
- Fig, that's gonna be you.

2613
01:34:09,517 --> 01:34:11,527
You are falling. Give
me a Perception check.

2614
01:34:11,527 --> 01:34:13,027
It's a DC 20 Perception check

2615
01:34:13,027 --> 01:34:15,457
for Gerard Neigh to find you in the storm.

2616
01:34:15,457 --> 01:34:17,677
- Oh, Gerard Neigh has to do the DC 20.

2617
01:34:17,677 --> 01:34:19,380
I actually gave him a Bardic, so.

2618
01:34:19,380 --> 01:34:22,837
- [Brennan] Here we go,
Gerard. Find your girl, Gerard.

2619
01:34:22,837 --> 01:34:24,157
- Find her, Gerard.
- Gerard.

2620
01:34:24,157 --> 01:34:26,769
Okay. His Perception.
He has a plus six to it.

2621
01:34:26,769 --> 01:34:27,602
Come on, Gerard.
- If he's falling,

2622
01:34:27,602 --> 01:34:28,897
his bangs will fall out of his face.

2623
01:34:28,897 --> 01:34:31,927
- He's also Blessed too,
right, from the Blesses?

2624
01:34:31,927 --> 01:34:33,607
- [Ally] Of course.

2625
01:34:33,607 --> 01:34:34,661
- That's a nat 20.

2626
01:34:34,661 --> 01:34:37,117
- [Brennan] Unbelievable. I'm gonna say-

2627
01:34:37,117 --> 01:34:40,492
- I just spread my legs
and he just swooshes in.

2628
01:34:40,492 --> 01:34:41,827
- Fig comes charging back up.

2629
01:34:41,827 --> 01:34:44,437
Also, I'm gonna say on a nat 20-

2630
01:34:44,437 --> 01:34:45,277
- Mm-hmm.

2631
01:34:45,277 --> 01:34:47,557
- Coming from the other direction,

2632
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:51,547
you see another flying
steed, Baxter the griffin

2633
01:34:51,547 --> 01:34:53,467
comes charging in.
- Yes.

2634
01:34:53,467 --> 01:34:54,691
- [Ally] Sandra Lynn.

2635
01:34:54,691 --> 01:34:55,738
- From the other way.
- I'm not trying

2636
01:34:55,738 --> 01:34:56,571
to see my mom right now.

2637
01:34:56,571 --> 01:34:59,439
- Sandra Lynn is not onboard.
- Oh.

2638
01:35:00,325 --> 01:35:02,640
- Baxter. Solo Baxter.

2639
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:04,709
- Solar Baxter? Solar?

2640
01:35:04,709 --> 01:35:05,542
(Siobhan laughing)

2641
01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:09,517
- Okay, so I am gonna
try and turn that nat 20

2642
01:35:09,517 --> 01:35:13,158
into a shocker flash

2643
01:35:13,158 --> 01:35:15,637
outside the window of the party.
- All right.

2644
01:35:15,637 --> 01:35:18,309
How much damage has the ship
taken since the last time?

2645
01:35:18,309 --> 01:35:21,093
It was 84. So I think it's an 18.

2646
01:35:21,093 --> 01:35:22,717
- 18 now.

2647
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:25,787
Let's do it. Go ahead and roll Persuasion.

2648
01:35:25,787 --> 01:35:27,012
You can do this with an advantage as you

2649
01:35:27,012 --> 01:35:28,836
ride up with the shocker.

2650
01:35:29,711 --> 01:35:30,628
- Gorgeous.

2651
01:35:31,777 --> 01:35:33,302
I got a...

2652
01:35:33,302 --> 01:35:35,347
34.

2653
01:35:35,347 --> 01:35:37,777
- You see one kid grabs
another kid's face and goes,

2654
01:35:37,777 --> 01:35:40,160
(screaming) "This is the best party ever!

2655
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:41,669
I'm having so much fun!

2656
01:35:41,669 --> 01:35:42,502
(Emily laughing)

2657
01:35:42,502 --> 01:35:43,493
(shrieking) I'm having so much fun!"

2658
01:35:43,493 --> 01:35:46,373
- Fabian's just gonna
look down. What happened?

2659
01:35:46,373 --> 01:35:48,325
(Brennan screaming)

2660
01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:49,867
- Thank you!

2661
01:35:49,867 --> 01:35:52,837
- As I do that, I'm like,
get on the guns, baby.

2662
01:35:52,837 --> 01:35:54,697
We're making a music video.

2663
01:35:54,697 --> 01:35:58,147
- This kid, you guys see a
kid runs and hits a cannon

2664
01:35:58,147 --> 01:36:01,147
with his body so hard that
he and the cannon burst

2665
01:36:01,147 --> 01:36:03,333
out of the side of the ship.
- Whoa.

2666
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:04,741
- Falling into the sky.
- Oh no.

2667
01:36:04,741 --> 01:36:06,224
- Feather Fall. Feather Fall.

2668
01:36:06,224 --> 01:36:08,272
- Bam. You hit him with Feather Fall.

2669
01:36:08,272 --> 01:36:10,213
- He Counterspells it.

2670
01:36:10,213 --> 01:36:13,904
- He's gonna fall two miles down.

2671
01:36:13,904 --> 01:36:14,737
- [Murph] He has to walk home.

2672
01:36:14,737 --> 01:36:15,653
- He's gonna fall for a little bit

2673
01:36:15,653 --> 01:36:17,349
and then just speed back up.
- [Murph] And just land

2674
01:36:17,349 --> 01:36:19,951
in Bastion City.

2675
01:36:19,951 --> 01:36:21,851
- [Brennan] And then,
Fig, your character turn.

2676
01:36:21,851 --> 01:36:24,367
- My character turn. Okay.

2677
01:36:24,367 --> 01:36:28,477
Are we feeling like we're
trying to finish off these guys

2678
01:36:28,477 --> 01:36:30,157
or should I just try to
attack this guy again?

2679
01:36:30,157 --> 01:36:31,557
- Somebody's gotta go after grandma.

2680
01:36:31,557 --> 01:36:33,434
- Grandma?
- Well, mama bit you, so.

2681
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:35,737
- All right, grandma.
- Grandma bit you.

2682
01:36:35,737 --> 01:36:38,797
Well, these days, grandma's biting.

2683
01:36:38,797 --> 01:36:39,787
- Yeah.

2684
01:36:39,787 --> 01:36:41,679
- When mama bites you, I bite back.

2685
01:36:41,679 --> 01:36:43,716
- He says, you gotta bite back.

2686
01:36:43,716 --> 01:36:44,549
- Gotta bite back, baby.

2687
01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:46,267
- Gerard Neigh could also
give you the Help action.

2688
01:36:46,267 --> 01:36:49,255
- Yeah. We're gonna do
that. We are gonna do that.

2689
01:36:50,895 --> 01:36:53,294
(Lou gasping)

2690
01:36:53,294 --> 01:36:54,187
(Murph laughing)

2691
01:36:54,187 --> 01:36:56,367
Now I understand why
paladins are religious.

2692
01:36:56,367 --> 01:36:58,037
(Emily laughing)

2693
01:36:58,037 --> 01:36:59,647
(dice rolling)

2694
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:02,292
Okay. I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit.

2695
01:37:02,292 --> 01:37:03,125
(die rolling)

2696
01:37:04,079 --> 01:37:07,017
15 plus 12, 27 to hit.

2697
01:37:07,017 --> 01:37:07,927
- 27 hits.

2698
01:37:07,927 --> 01:37:09,348
- Okay.

2699
01:37:09,348 --> 01:37:12,247
Gonna do my damage. And
this is a Green-Flame Blade.

2700
01:37:12,247 --> 01:37:13,796
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

2701
01:37:13,796 --> 01:37:15,877
(Siobhan laughing)

2702
01:37:15,877 --> 01:37:17,647
- 58 damage.

2703
01:37:17,647 --> 01:37:18,820
- Nice.
- Woo.

2704
01:37:18,820 --> 01:37:20,107
- Woo!
- Yes.

2705
01:37:20,107 --> 01:37:22,537
- Badly, badly bloodied.

2706
01:37:22,537 --> 01:37:25,537
- I think, bonus action, maybe
I'll just look at Gorgug.

2707
01:37:25,537 --> 01:37:27,667
Hey, man. You got this.

2708
01:37:27,667 --> 01:37:29,017
Actually, I didn't cast a spell.

2709
01:37:29,017 --> 01:37:33,007
So I can Healing Word him.
We gotta save some heals.

2710
01:37:33,007 --> 01:37:35,197
I'm gonna just bonus
action give you a Bardic.

2711
01:37:35,197 --> 01:37:37,777
- Okay. End of your
turn, grandma whips you

2712
01:37:37,777 --> 01:37:39,817
with her tail for 14
points of bludgeoning.

2713
01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:41,612
Go ahead and give me a
Concentration saving throw.

2714
01:37:41,612 --> 01:37:43,117
- Well, was that an attack?

2715
01:37:43,117 --> 01:37:44,077
- It was an attack, yes.

2716
01:37:44,077 --> 01:37:44,947
- Shield.

2717
01:37:44,947 --> 01:37:46,027
- She still hits with the Shield.

2718
01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:48,607
- Okay. What do you want me to do?

2719
01:37:48,607 --> 01:37:50,852
- Concentration, DC 10.

2720
01:37:50,852 --> 01:37:52,177
- 10. Nat 20.

2721
01:37:52,177 --> 01:37:54,187
- [Brennan] Unbelievable. Here we go.

2722
01:37:54,187 --> 01:37:57,124
Red dragon gonna roll recharges
for each of its heads.

2723
01:37:57,124 --> 01:37:58,147
(dice rolling)

2724
01:37:58,147 --> 01:38:00,025
One of the heads recharges.

2725
01:38:00,025 --> 01:38:01,027
- Boo.

2726
01:38:01,027 --> 01:38:05,137
- As it does so, I'm going to
need a Dexterity saving throw

2727
01:38:05,137 --> 01:38:07,948
for Gorgug, Adaine, and the ship.

2728
01:38:07,948 --> 01:38:09,589
(dice rolling)

2729
01:38:09,589 --> 01:38:11,789
- For me, I got a...

2730
01:38:11,789 --> 01:38:13,807
Oh, plus Bless.

2731
01:38:13,807 --> 01:38:14,640
- Ooh.

2732
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,507
- A 19 for me.
- Okay.

2733
01:38:16,507 --> 01:38:18,493
- And then, for the ship is...

2734
01:38:18,493 --> 01:38:19,593
(dice rolling)

2735
01:38:20,785 --> 01:38:22,169
A natural 20.

2736
01:38:22,169 --> 01:38:23,002
- Nice.
- Incredible.

2737
01:38:23,002 --> 01:38:24,036
- Yeah.
- Adaine.

2738
01:38:24,036 --> 01:38:25,250
- I got a 16.

2739
01:38:25,250 --> 01:38:26,310
- Okay. 16.

2740
01:38:26,310 --> 01:38:30,277
Adaine, you take 64 points of fire damage.

2741
01:38:30,277 --> 01:38:33,727
The ship and Gorgug each take 32.

2742
01:38:33,727 --> 01:38:35,797
The ship does not catch flame.

2743
01:38:35,797 --> 01:38:37,807
And because only one of its heads resets,

2744
01:38:37,807 --> 01:38:40,207
it doesn't get to roll the other score.

2745
01:38:40,207 --> 01:38:43,597
Green dragon wyrmling,
the younger green dragon.

2746
01:38:43,597 --> 01:38:47,857
It does not recharge.
It is going to attack,

2747
01:38:47,857 --> 01:38:50,872
and its damage cannot meet the threshold.

2748
01:38:50,872 --> 01:38:51,705
- Okay.

2749
01:38:51,705 --> 01:38:53,227
- So, we go back to the top.

2750
01:38:53,227 --> 01:38:55,782
Okay, there's two of
the acid dragons left.

2751
01:38:55,782 --> 01:38:57,277
(dice rolling)

2752
01:38:57,277 --> 01:38:59,767
Neither recharges.
- Nice.

2753
01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:02,407
- [Brennan] They're gonna
come and attack the ship.

2754
01:39:02,407 --> 01:39:06,517
- Anyone comes within 15
feet of me, let me know.

2755
01:39:06,517 --> 01:39:08,137
- I bet a couple would.

2756
01:39:08,137 --> 01:39:09,914
- Yeah, grandma just attacked you.

2757
01:39:09,914 --> 01:39:10,747
- Both of the black dragons

2758
01:39:10,747 --> 01:39:12,030
are gonna fly through
your Spirit Guardians.

2759
01:39:12,030 --> 01:39:14,137
Go ahead and roll damage.
- Okay.

2760
01:39:14,137 --> 01:39:18,517
Wisdom save or they take 11.
If they pass, they take half.

2761
01:39:18,517 --> 01:39:20,767
- Okay.
- And their speed is reduced.

2762
01:39:20,767 --> 01:39:22,387
- And their speed is halved.

2763
01:39:22,387 --> 01:39:25,315
- Okay. We're gonna roll
for this damage four times.

2764
01:39:25,315 --> 01:39:27,667
(dice rolling)

2765
01:39:27,667 --> 01:39:29,797
19 damage to the ship.

2766
01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:30,817
- Lame.

2767
01:39:30,817 --> 01:39:34,807
- Doesn't beat the threshold.
Doesn't beat the threshold.

2768
01:39:34,807 --> 01:39:36,997
Doesn't beat the threshold.
Riz Gukgak, that's your turn.

2769
01:39:36,997 --> 01:39:40,897
- Okay. You know what?
Is grandma looking hurt?

2770
01:39:40,897 --> 01:39:42,307
- Grandma's looking quite hurt, yes.

2771
01:39:42,307 --> 01:39:44,317
- Okay. I'm gonna start
helping with grandma.

2772
01:39:44,317 --> 01:39:45,487
- [Brennan] Okay.

2773
01:39:45,487 --> 01:39:46,987
- That's really sweet of you.

2774
01:39:46,987 --> 01:39:48,559
- Thank you.
- [Ally] Aw, that's so sweet.

2775
01:39:48,559 --> 01:39:49,392
- Finally taking-

2776
01:39:49,392 --> 01:39:50,916
- Gonna put grandma in the ground.

2777
01:39:50,916 --> 01:39:52,177
(Siobhan laughing)

2778
01:39:52,177 --> 01:39:53,317
- That's sweet.

2779
01:39:53,317 --> 01:39:55,447
- Oh, actually, not great.

2780
01:39:55,447 --> 01:39:57,690
That is only- oh, we
got Bless. We got Bless.

2781
01:39:57,690 --> 01:39:58,597
- You got Bless.

2782
01:39:58,597 --> 01:40:00,217
- Never forget we are Blessed.

2783
01:40:00,217 --> 01:40:03,492
- Oh, okay. That's 19?

2784
01:40:03,492 --> 01:40:05,252
- 19 exactly hits.
- Nice.

2785
01:40:05,252 --> 01:40:06,148
- Woo!
- [Brennan] Bless.

2786
01:40:06,148 --> 01:40:07,492
- Thank god.

2787
01:40:07,492 --> 01:40:09,157
- You almost didn't hit grandma.

2788
01:40:09,157 --> 01:40:11,490
- Almost did not hit grandma.
- And you have to hit grandma.

2789
01:40:11,490 --> 01:40:13,127
- Gotta hit grandma.
Otherwise, what's the point?

2790
01:40:13,127 --> 01:40:14,197
- [Murph] Especially when she's biting.

2791
01:40:14,197 --> 01:40:17,398
- Yeah, when mama bites
you, you gotta hit grandma.

2792
01:40:17,398 --> 01:40:19,264
- [Murph] When mama bites,
you gotta hit grandma.

2793
01:40:19,264 --> 01:40:21,284
(dice rolling)

2794
01:40:21,284 --> 01:40:22,117
- Ooh.

2795
01:40:23,033 --> 01:40:24,516
(Ally laughing)

2796
01:40:24,516 --> 01:40:25,560
- Ooh.

2797
01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:27,517
- Oh.
- Oh.

2798
01:40:27,517 --> 01:40:28,865
- 53 damage.

2799
01:40:28,865 --> 01:40:30,697
- (mouth full of almonds)
Oh my fucking god.

2800
01:40:30,697 --> 01:40:35,697
Riz, as the ship momentarily
drops as Gorgug is flying,

2801
01:40:35,737 --> 01:40:38,527
you skid to the side, and the broad side

2802
01:40:38,527 --> 01:40:41,764
reveals the massive dragon who now swerves

2803
01:40:41,764 --> 01:40:44,332
around to the side.
What happens to grandma?

2804
01:40:44,332 --> 01:40:45,165
(Murph imitates cigarette whooshing)

2805
01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:48,157
- Flick the cigarette as I-

2806
01:40:48,157 --> 01:40:49,354
- Oh no. It hit me.

2807
01:40:49,354 --> 01:40:50,891
- No. Sorry, Fig.

2808
01:40:50,891 --> 01:40:52,042
- Fig's dead.

2809
01:40:52,042 --> 01:40:53,407
- [Ally] Ah, it's not a clove.

2810
01:40:53,407 --> 01:40:54,937
- She's immune to fire damage.

2811
01:40:54,937 --> 01:40:56,532
Fig, I'm doing the shocker.

2812
01:40:56,532 --> 01:40:57,877
(all laughing)

2813
01:40:57,877 --> 01:41:00,817
- I guess I just mutter
to myself, "Sorry, Oisin.

2814
01:41:00,817 --> 01:41:03,684
You shouldn't have been
such a freaking douche bag.

2815
01:41:04,687 --> 01:41:06,220
I'm gonna kill your grandma."

2816
01:41:06,220 --> 01:41:07,053
(Brennan laughing)

2817
01:41:07,053 --> 01:41:08,197
And I blast her.

2818
01:41:08,197 --> 01:41:09,164
- Oh, that's his grandma.

2819
01:41:09,164 --> 01:41:09,997
- It's probably good for him

2820
01:41:09,997 --> 01:41:11,167
'cause he's gonna inherit it all.

2821
01:41:11,167 --> 01:41:13,597
- Blasts a hole in her wing and causes her

2822
01:41:13,597 --> 01:41:14,894
to spiral out of the sky.

2823
01:41:14,894 --> 01:41:17,317
- [Brennan] Spirals
out of the fucking sky.

2824
01:41:17,317 --> 01:41:19,072
- [Zac] ♪ Grandma got shot out of... ♪

2825
01:41:19,072 --> 01:41:19,934
(all laughing)

2826
01:41:19,934 --> 01:41:24,097
- And then, I will second
action run over to Eugenia

2827
01:41:24,097 --> 01:41:25,740
to help her shoot the red dragon.

2828
01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:27,512
- Nice. Nice.
- Hell yeah.

2829
01:41:27,512 --> 01:41:30,293
Go ahead, give me attack rolls plus 11.

2830
01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:31,957
- Woo.

2831
01:41:31,957 --> 01:41:34,080
Oh, so bad.

2832
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:35,737
(Siobhan laughing)

2833
01:41:35,737 --> 01:41:38,077
Oh no. Oh no.

2834
01:41:38,077 --> 01:41:39,997
17?

2835
01:41:39,997 --> 01:41:41,707
- 17's not gonna do it.
- No.

2836
01:41:41,707 --> 01:41:42,731
- No.

2837
01:41:42,731 --> 01:41:45,333
- Boom. Goes wide.

2838
01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:48,247
Those are ship actions.
Any other actions from Riz?

2839
01:41:48,247 --> 01:41:50,557
- Can't really-
- Could I Flash of Genius that

2840
01:41:50,557 --> 01:41:51,697
from the-
- From the deck?

2841
01:41:51,697 --> 01:41:52,530
Yeah, absolutely.

2842
01:41:52,530 --> 01:41:53,497
- Nice.
- And I'll

2843
01:41:53,497 --> 01:41:54,847
Flash of Genius to add three to that.

2844
01:41:54,847 --> 01:41:56,437
- That would be great. 20?

2845
01:41:56,437 --> 01:41:58,057
- Turns a miss into a hit.

2846
01:41:58,057 --> 01:41:59,435
- Yeah.
- Whoa.

2847
01:41:59,435 --> 01:42:02,321
- Gorgug, you get a sense.

2848
01:42:02,321 --> 01:42:05,377
'Cause you remember, you
heard these cannons fire

2849
01:42:05,377 --> 01:42:06,697
one after the other before.

2850
01:42:06,697 --> 01:42:11,107
You see the one strike the
massive blue dragon in the chest.

2851
01:42:11,107 --> 01:42:12,259
- Wow.
- And go

2852
01:42:12,259 --> 01:42:15,293
(imitates air whooshing)
swerving around to the sides.

2853
01:42:15,293 --> 01:42:16,501
- Oh yeah.

2854
01:42:16,501 --> 01:42:17,857
- Oh yeah.

2855
01:42:17,857 --> 01:42:19,900
- Plus five, 54 damage.

2856
01:42:23,107 --> 01:42:24,967
- Riz, you jump up and Eugenia says,

2857
01:42:24,967 --> 01:42:27,457
I think you might be one of
the most remarkable students

2858
01:42:27,457 --> 01:42:29,527
to ever come through this school.

2859
01:42:29,527 --> 01:42:32,040
A beep boo beep bum bum,
ba da do do deet do deet.

2860
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:36,691
And fires one ball, both heads clean off.

2861
01:42:36,691 --> 01:42:38,312
(imitates dragon screeching)

2862
01:42:38,312 --> 01:42:42,014
- I pour her some bad baby milk
and I start swishing my own.

2863
01:42:42,014 --> 01:42:43,187
- Yes. Yes.

2864
01:42:43,187 --> 01:42:46,027
- Oh my god. This tastes
exactly like breast milk.

2865
01:42:46,027 --> 01:42:47,045
- Excuse me?
- What?

2866
01:42:47,045 --> 01:42:48,488
(all laughing)

2867
01:42:48,488 --> 01:42:50,355
- It does. That's why
I don't fuck with it.

2868
01:42:50,355 --> 01:42:51,188
(all laughing)

2869
01:42:51,188 --> 01:42:52,437
You guys are all so fucking weird.

2870
01:42:52,437 --> 01:42:54,119
- What is everyone talking about?

2871
01:42:54,119 --> 01:42:55,464
- [Brennan] Incredible!

2872
01:42:55,464 --> 01:42:57,187
- Adaine throws up a little bit.

2873
01:42:57,187 --> 01:43:01,732
- Well, Jesus Christ, I think
both of the last major dragons

2874
01:43:01,732 --> 01:43:04,627
have just been wiped
off the fucking field.

2875
01:43:04,627 --> 01:43:07,447
I think the other dragons clear.

2876
01:43:07,447 --> 01:43:09,637
I think the other dragons begin to clear

2877
01:43:09,637 --> 01:43:11,804
and vanish from the field.
- Yeah.

2878
01:43:11,804 --> 01:43:13,117
- Get outta here.

2879
01:43:13,117 --> 01:43:15,277
- Since we're telepathic,
would you guys have told us

2880
01:43:15,277 --> 01:43:16,544
that they showed up invisible?

2881
01:43:16,544 --> 01:43:18,248
- Yeah. Oh yeah. For sure.
- Okay.

2882
01:43:18,248 --> 01:43:20,347
So they're trying to
read our fucking minds.

2883
01:43:20,347 --> 01:43:22,260
- I'm embarrassed. I didn't let you know.

2884
01:43:23,497 --> 01:43:24,862
- Like nothing happened.

2885
01:43:24,862 --> 01:43:27,097
- Nothing happened to me.
Just a bunch of dragons-

2886
01:43:27,097 --> 01:43:29,747
- Nobody broke a little stick, okay?

2887
01:43:29,747 --> 01:43:31,627
- Kipperlilly had a
little stick, everybody.

2888
01:43:31,627 --> 01:43:33,000
- They broke a stick at me.

2889
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:33,997
(Siobhan laughing)

2890
01:43:33,997 --> 01:43:36,697
- Kristen, that's actually your turn next.

2891
01:43:36,697 --> 01:43:40,562
- I would love to run up
the stairs back up to the...

2892
01:43:41,629 --> 01:43:45,667
above board on the ship and try to,

2893
01:43:45,667 --> 01:43:47,827
looking up at this Cassandra cloud,

2894
01:43:47,827 --> 01:43:52,147
cast Divine Intervention
and give it a little shot.

2895
01:43:52,147 --> 01:43:54,019
- Definitely Box of Doom.

2896
01:43:54,019 --> 01:43:56,494
- Would it be weird for me
to give her the Help action?

2897
01:43:56,494 --> 01:43:57,487
- No. We can allow that.

2898
01:43:57,487 --> 01:44:00,874
- Also, there's two Kristens.
Two Divine Interventions.

2899
01:44:00,874 --> 01:44:02,947
- We both run up there.
- Okay.

2900
01:44:02,947 --> 01:44:05,327
- And we both try to
cast Divine Intervention.

2901
01:44:05,327 --> 01:44:08,090
- If you're gonna have K2 try
for a Divine Intervention-

2902
01:44:08,090 --> 01:44:08,923
- Uh-huh.

2903
01:44:08,923 --> 01:44:11,288
- I am gonna have it
dissolve her if it works.

2904
01:44:12,667 --> 01:44:14,437
- What? No.

2905
01:44:14,437 --> 01:44:17,331
- We love her, and she
just got into Hudol.

2906
01:44:17,331 --> 01:44:21,007
So, she has a really
beautiful life ahead of her.

2907
01:44:21,007 --> 01:44:22,687
But if it helps get a Divine Intervention-

2908
01:44:22,687 --> 01:44:24,607
- Her and Percival are going steady.

2909
01:44:24,607 --> 01:44:27,577
- So we're gonna roll for
regular Kristen Applebees.

2910
01:44:27,577 --> 01:44:28,574
- Okay. Come on.
- Yeah.

2911
01:44:28,574 --> 01:44:29,977
- [Brennan] For the first.

2912
01:44:29,977 --> 01:44:31,464
- There's no reason rolling two.

2913
01:44:31,464 --> 01:44:34,664
If I don't get a zero or a
one on it, then it's a miss.

2914
01:44:34,664 --> 01:44:36,214
So this is my first one.

2915
01:44:36,214 --> 01:44:37,357
(die rolling)

2916
01:44:37,357 --> 01:44:38,347
Seven.
- Okay.

2917
01:44:38,347 --> 01:44:39,637
But you roll with advantage.
- Oh, right.

2918
01:44:39,637 --> 01:44:41,827
- Getting the Help action.
So go ahead and roll again.

2919
01:44:41,827 --> 01:44:43,581
This is just for the first Kristen.

2920
01:44:43,581 --> 01:44:45,086
(die rolling)

2921
01:44:45,086 --> 01:44:46,759
- Two. Goddammit.
- I know.

2922
01:44:46,759 --> 01:44:48,847
Okay. K2.
- Mm-hmm.

2923
01:44:48,847 --> 01:44:51,397
- Can also get the Help action here.

2924
01:44:51,397 --> 01:44:53,437
If this is how this works,

2925
01:44:53,437 --> 01:44:55,687
I don't know that this
show will ever recover.

2926
01:44:55,687 --> 01:44:58,207
(Siobhan laughing)

2927
01:44:58,207 --> 01:45:02,389
- British Kristen runs up and
says, "What are we doing?"

2928
01:45:02,389 --> 01:45:03,787
(die rolling)

2929
01:45:03,787 --> 01:45:04,837
That's an eight.
- Okay.

2930
01:45:04,837 --> 01:45:05,827
Also a Help action, so-

2931
01:45:05,827 --> 01:45:07,057
- [Ally] And then she says-

2932
01:45:07,057 --> 01:45:09,159
- Now if this is a zero or a one,

2933
01:45:09,159 --> 01:45:11,773
I could see a world where I quit.

2934
01:45:11,773 --> 01:45:13,752
(all laughing)

2935
01:45:13,752 --> 01:45:16,341
I could see a world where I quit the show.

2936
01:45:16,341 --> 01:45:17,616
- Look.
- British Kristen

2937
01:45:17,616 --> 01:45:22,464
looks right into the camera
and she says, blimey.

2938
01:45:22,464 --> 01:45:24,097
(die rolling)

2939
01:45:24,097 --> 01:45:25,263
That's a one!

2940
01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:27,595
That's a one!

2941
01:45:28,486 --> 01:45:32,227
- Now, what that means is
that means there's a one.

2942
01:45:32,227 --> 01:45:34,387
Which means- you're 14th level.

2943
01:45:34,387 --> 01:45:36,337
So you're gonna roll another d10.

2944
01:45:36,337 --> 01:45:41,077
If it is a zero, one, two, three, or four,

2945
01:45:41,077 --> 01:45:43,318
so there's a 50% chance

2946
01:45:43,318 --> 01:45:46,459
that the act of divine mystery

2947
01:45:46,459 --> 01:45:50,417
that saves the world is
British Kristen saying blimey.

2948
01:45:50,417 --> 01:45:52,984
(all laughing)

2949
01:45:56,617 --> 01:45:59,201
- She says, I don't know if you heard me.

2950
01:46:00,847 --> 01:46:03,443
I said, blimey.

2951
01:46:03,443 --> 01:46:04,417
(die rolling)

2952
01:46:04,417 --> 01:46:05,550
- [Brennan] That's a two!

2953
01:46:05,550 --> 01:46:10,547
(all laughing)

2954
01:46:12,259 --> 01:46:13,927
- Hey, man.
- Oh yeah.

2955
01:46:13,927 --> 01:46:16,117
- Hey, we had a great run.
- It's been really fun.

2956
01:46:16,117 --> 01:46:17,367
- [Zac] That was awesome.

2957
01:46:18,290 --> 01:46:20,977
- Great run.
- It was so great meeting you

2958
01:46:20,977 --> 01:46:23,930
and working with you for all these years.

2959
01:46:23,930 --> 01:46:27,997
- Thank you. I need a ride
home. I need a ride home.

2960
01:46:27,997 --> 01:46:30,873
- British Kristen.
- Do it. For real, do it.

2961
01:46:30,873 --> 01:46:33,456
(all laughing)

2962
01:46:35,227 --> 01:46:36,979
- You're in the ship.
- How's it going?

2963
01:46:36,979 --> 01:46:39,307
- You don't really know what's happening

2964
01:46:39,307 --> 01:46:40,454
or who any of these people are.

2965
01:46:40,454 --> 01:46:42,187
- No. Yeah, I agree.

2966
01:46:42,187 --> 01:46:43,657
- You just got into Hudol.

2967
01:46:43,657 --> 01:46:45,247
You're feeling really good about that.

2968
01:46:45,247 --> 01:46:49,027
This party is incredible.
- Yeah.

2969
01:46:49,027 --> 01:46:52,387
- Maybe there's something
on top of the ship.

2970
01:46:52,387 --> 01:46:54,037
What's that about?

2971
01:46:54,037 --> 01:46:56,497
Should you go up? I guess.

2972
01:46:56,497 --> 01:46:57,645
- Why not?
- Yeah.

2973
01:46:57,645 --> 01:46:58,595
(Emily laughing)

2974
01:46:58,595 --> 01:47:03,517
And as you come up onto
the deck of the ship-

2975
01:47:03,517 --> 01:47:05,887
- Mm-hmm.
- Without any context

2976
01:47:05,887 --> 01:47:08,137
or understanding of what
you're seeing at all,

2977
01:47:08,137 --> 01:47:12,397
why this cloud looks like a person.

2978
01:47:12,397 --> 01:47:13,977
- Uh-huh. It looks kinda ugly.

2979
01:47:13,977 --> 01:47:16,588
- You say what comes to you in your heart.

2980
01:47:17,997 --> 01:47:20,437
- She reaches deep inside.

2981
01:47:20,437 --> 01:47:22,417
She's only been on earth a few days.

2982
01:47:22,417 --> 01:47:23,767
- Mm-hmm.
(Emily laughing)

2983
01:47:23,767 --> 01:47:25,172
- She might be pregnant.

2984
01:47:26,477 --> 01:47:27,310
- What?
- Fabian?

2985
01:47:27,310 --> 01:47:28,451
- That was a scene we didn't get to see.

2986
01:47:28,451 --> 01:47:30,872
- No. No. No, no, no, no, no.

2987
01:47:30,872 --> 01:47:32,814
- [Siobhan] What the fuck, Fabian?
- No, no, no, no.

2988
01:47:32,814 --> 01:47:36,428
- And as she thinks about
the uncertainty of that

2989
01:47:36,428 --> 01:47:37,927
(Emily laughing)

2990
01:47:37,927 --> 01:47:40,627
and not really knowing if she
did the test right or not,

2991
01:47:40,627 --> 01:47:43,177
'cause the instructions
were a little confusing.

2992
01:47:43,177 --> 01:47:44,899
- And she did it at the drugstore.

2993
01:47:44,899 --> 01:47:48,667
- And she did it at the
drugstore in the little trashcan

2994
01:47:48,667 --> 01:47:52,630
that's next to the heart rate cuff.
- In the trash can?

2995
01:47:53,617 --> 01:47:55,617
- She says, blimey.

2996
01:47:55,617 --> 01:47:56,887
(Emily laughing)

2997
01:47:56,887 --> 01:48:00,172
And she feels like
something in that worked.

2998
01:48:00,172 --> 01:48:02,755
(all laughing)

2999
01:48:03,727 --> 01:48:05,356
- [Brennan] Great. Thank you so much.

3000
01:48:05,356 --> 01:48:08,197
(all laughing)

3001
01:48:08,197 --> 01:48:09,030
Perfect.

3002
01:48:11,107 --> 01:48:13,700
- I will just say, you
don't have to do anything

3003
01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:14,827
with this you don't want to.

3004
01:48:14,827 --> 01:48:19,030
Divine Intervention is you
request your deity's aid.

3005
01:48:19,030 --> 01:48:23,077
That could literally be anything.

3006
01:48:23,077 --> 01:48:28,077
- Ally, the issue is that the
person who requested the aid

3007
01:48:28,567 --> 01:48:31,867
is K2, British Kristen.

3008
01:48:31,867 --> 01:48:35,137
- Okay. She could just become
unpregnant in that moment

3009
01:48:35,137 --> 01:48:36,552
and that's how you honor that?

3010
01:48:36,552 --> 01:48:39,573
- I stepped out of The
Dome for two seconds

3011
01:48:39,573 --> 01:48:43,987
and we just determined that
the person I said would,

3012
01:48:43,987 --> 01:48:47,372
on a success, dissolve is pregnant.

3013
01:48:47,372 --> 01:48:50,407
So let me be clear, very
clear. Here is what happened!

3014
01:48:50,407 --> 01:48:51,937
- I wanna keep it.
- No, no, no, no, no.

3015
01:48:51,937 --> 01:48:54,487
I think it's time. I think it's time.

3016
01:48:54,487 --> 01:48:57,967
You had your chance, and
what you did was say blimey.

3017
01:48:57,967 --> 01:49:00,327
So now here's what happens, okay?

3018
01:49:00,327 --> 01:49:04,129
In this world, because
simulacrum are bizarre,

3019
01:49:04,129 --> 01:49:07,597
basically half-baked wizard clones,

3020
01:49:07,597 --> 01:49:09,697
whatever the pregnancy thing that happened

3021
01:49:09,697 --> 01:49:13,057
while I was out of here is
just that all simulacrum

3022
01:49:13,057 --> 01:49:14,377
test positive for that

3023
01:49:14,377 --> 01:49:17,107
because they're basically
just made of stem cells

3024
01:49:17,107 --> 01:49:20,137
and they just register
as pregnancies. Okay?

3025
01:49:20,137 --> 01:49:22,710
They're fucked-up, arcane clones,

3026
01:49:22,710 --> 01:49:26,647
and whatever their
anatomy or biological sex,

3027
01:49:26,647 --> 01:49:28,972
they always pee pregnant. Okay?

3028
01:49:28,972 --> 01:49:30,577
- Would it make you more mad

3029
01:49:30,577 --> 01:49:32,347
if I said I don't wanna do this anymore

3030
01:49:32,347 --> 01:49:35,407
'cause we need another
healer for the final battle?

3031
01:49:35,407 --> 01:49:40,407
- Unfortunately, as Kristen
Numero Uno recognizes that,

3032
01:49:40,417 --> 01:49:42,010
Kristen 2 says, blimey.

3033
01:49:42,877 --> 01:49:46,477
Cassandra/the Nightmare
King vomits lightning

3034
01:49:46,477 --> 01:49:50,377
and vaporizes Kristen 2,
giving all of you a chance

3035
01:49:50,377 --> 01:49:54,380
to fly through the open
mouth and appear in Elmville.

3036
01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:55,213
(all laughing)

3037
01:49:55,213 --> 01:49:58,327
Like a fucking haunted wizard clone

3038
01:49:58,327 --> 01:50:01,327
mini golf lightning extravaganza.

3039
01:50:01,327 --> 01:50:02,827
- Riz is weeping.

3040
01:50:02,827 --> 01:50:04,876
- It's how she would have wanted to go.

3041
01:50:04,876 --> 01:50:06,219
- K2. No!

3042
01:50:06,219 --> 01:50:07,919
- K2!

3043
01:50:07,919 --> 01:50:10,028
- It's all love!

3044
01:50:10,028 --> 01:50:10,861
- Now!

3045
01:50:10,861 --> 01:50:13,143
- [Ally] It's all love now.

3046
01:50:13,143 --> 01:50:18,143
- As she extrudes through
time to go back to England,

3047
01:50:18,277 --> 01:50:23,050
which doesn't exist in
this world, goddammit.

3048
01:50:24,307 --> 01:50:25,793
Goddammit.
- Fabian,

3049
01:50:25,793 --> 01:50:27,137
are you okay?
- No.

3050
01:50:27,137 --> 01:50:28,387
- Are you okay?
- No.

3051
01:50:28,387 --> 01:50:29,987
- Did you have a thing with Kristen 2?

3052
01:50:29,987 --> 01:50:32,020
- Yes.
- How do you think she got pregnant?

3053
01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:33,825
(all laughing)

3054
01:50:33,825 --> 01:50:36,353
- I knew it. I knew it.

3055
01:50:36,353 --> 01:50:37,708
- Okay, for you...

3056
01:50:37,708 --> 01:50:39,062
- She's not pregnant.

3057
01:50:39,062 --> 01:50:41,467
- [Brennan] She's not
pregnant. She's not pregnant.

3058
01:50:41,467 --> 01:50:43,231
- She honestly wasn't even British.

3059
01:50:43,231 --> 01:50:45,367
(all laughing)

3060
01:50:45,367 --> 01:50:47,647
- [Murph] Then why did she go to England?

3061
01:50:47,647 --> 01:50:49,957
- When she was uploaded, all she got

3062
01:50:49,957 --> 01:50:52,597
was "Skins" seasons three and four

3063
01:50:52,597 --> 01:50:54,774
to study to be a high schooler.

3064
01:50:54,774 --> 01:50:57,580
- Oh, that's why she was
so quick to get pregnant.

3065
01:50:57,580 --> 01:50:58,913
- Yeah, exactly.

3066
01:51:00,225 --> 01:51:01,729
How much of this can
we cut out, you think?

3067
01:51:01,729 --> 01:51:03,094
(all laughing)

3068
01:51:03,094 --> 01:51:06,038
- None of it. It's all canon.

3069
01:51:06,038 --> 01:51:10,687
- In any case, if you had broken the coin,

3070
01:51:10,687 --> 01:51:13,908
the gold tornado from freshman
year would've shown up.

3071
01:51:13,908 --> 01:51:15,577
- [Intrepid Heroes] Oh!

3072
01:51:15,577 --> 01:51:16,747
- [Brennan] It's okay.

3073
01:51:16,747 --> 01:51:19,179
It might show up later, but
it had a little mini and-

3074
01:51:19,179 --> 01:51:20,533
- Oh, gorgeous.
- That's real cute.

3075
01:51:20,533 --> 01:51:21,616
That's real cute.

3076
01:51:21,616 --> 01:51:25,807
- The Divine Intervention,
unbelievably, is successful.

3077
01:51:25,807 --> 01:51:29,317
You move through the open
mouth of the Nightmare King.

3078
01:51:29,317 --> 01:51:31,627
Cassandra. (imitates air groaning)

3079
01:51:31,627 --> 01:51:35,077
This is our only... It feels
insane to go back to the story.

3080
01:51:35,077 --> 01:51:36,187
- We don't even have to 'cause,

3081
01:51:36,187 --> 01:51:39,477
honestly, can you give two
people the Help action?

3082
01:51:39,477 --> 01:51:41,287
You know what I mean?
She failed the first one.

3083
01:51:41,287 --> 01:51:42,451
- I would've given K2 the Help action.

3084
01:51:42,451 --> 01:51:44,387
- Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
We're back in. We're back in.

3085
01:51:44,387 --> 01:51:47,437
- We're so far past it. So
what's gonna happen is this.

3086
01:51:47,437 --> 01:51:48,907
I'm gonna need everyone to just perform

3087
01:51:48,907 --> 01:51:51,067
a fucking psychic lobotomy on yourself-

3088
01:51:51,067 --> 01:51:52,777
- Incredible.
- ...and just move

3089
01:51:52,777 --> 01:51:54,607
out of the space we were just in.

3090
01:51:54,607 --> 01:51:56,017
- I love it.
- Okay.

3091
01:51:56,017 --> 01:51:57,875
I just think that that was

3092
01:51:57,875 --> 01:51:59,750
a beautiful performance, Beardsley.

3093
01:51:59,750 --> 01:52:00,757
- Thank you.

3094
01:52:00,757 --> 01:52:04,846
- Moving through the yawning maw of this

3095
01:52:04,846 --> 01:52:08,596
half-corrupted, half-destroyed deity,

3096
01:52:08,596 --> 01:52:13,190
Seacaster Manor, the
reveling partiers within,

3097
01:52:13,190 --> 01:52:15,757
a gunner deck full of your allies,

3098
01:52:15,757 --> 01:52:19,777
a badly injured Gorgug at
the helm alongside Adaine,

3099
01:52:19,777 --> 01:52:23,617
vanish into the mouth followed quickly

3100
01:52:23,617 --> 01:52:27,277
by Fig astride a galloping Daymare.

3101
01:52:27,277 --> 01:52:31,468
As the light of Ankarna

3102
01:52:31,468 --> 01:52:32,968
fills the mouth,

3103
01:52:32,968 --> 01:52:36,457
and this image of a
half-formed Nightmare King

3104
01:52:36,457 --> 01:52:39,907
for a moment is once again Cassandra

3105
01:52:39,907 --> 01:52:43,557
who feels that someone in this world

3106
01:52:43,557 --> 01:52:45,799
knows her love

3107
01:52:45,799 --> 01:52:47,595
as she once did.

3108
01:52:48,997 --> 01:52:50,290
There is still hope.

3109
01:52:51,907 --> 01:52:53,647
Moving through the open maw,

3110
01:52:53,647 --> 01:52:58,125
you arrive in good old Elmville.

3111
01:52:59,701 --> 01:53:01,086
- It looks a little different.

3112
01:53:01,086 --> 01:53:03,528
- Wrong graphic.

3113
01:53:03,528 --> 01:53:06,004
Wrong graphic, I think.
Let's cue up the good one.

3114
01:53:06,004 --> 01:53:07,387
(Siobhan laughing)

3115
01:53:07,387 --> 01:53:11,707
- When with all of that,
you arrive with enough time

3116
01:53:11,707 --> 01:53:13,987
to save your world.

3117
01:53:13,987 --> 01:53:15,537
And that's all for this episode

3118
01:53:16,424 --> 01:53:21,424
"Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year".

3119
01:53:23,917 --> 01:53:24,750
Blimey.

3120
01:53:24,750 --> 01:53:25,599
- Yup. Yup.

3121
01:53:25,607 --> 01:53:27,156
(Emily laughing)

3122
01:53:27,164 --> 01:53:28,563
- All of you behold a battlefield.

3123
01:53:28,564 --> 01:53:31,743
The divine realm is coming apart.

3124
01:53:31,750 --> 01:53:34,566
This is the carcass of Ankarna,

3125
01:53:34,567 --> 01:53:36,880
but is coming into the material realm.

3126
01:53:36,881 --> 01:53:38,024
- The world of like shatter stars.

3127
01:53:38,025 --> 01:53:42,792
- An incredibly dangerous ritual threatens.

3128
01:53:42,793 --> 01:53:44,721
They have invoked too much energy

3129
01:53:44,722 --> 01:53:47,937
without the ability to finish the ritual.

3130
01:53:47,938 --> 01:53:50,561
- Everyone going towards the gym is
probably about to get slaughtered.

3131
01:53:50,564 --> 01:53:52,046
- We need to get the votes.

3132
01:53:52,050 --> 01:53:53,585
- Mazey, I don't think they can kill you.

3133
01:53:53,593 --> 01:53:54,940
Are you trying to get up in the mix?

3134
01:53:54,941 --> 01:53:56,536
- Yeah, I'll get up in the mix.
Let's do it. Yeah.

3135
01:53:56,537 --> 01:53:58,255
All of Elmville is coming apart,

3136
01:53:58,256 --> 01:53:59,950
starting with the gymnasium.

3137
01:54:01,436 --> 01:54:04,117
Charging forward, you see the Rat Grinders.

3138
01:54:04,121 --> 01:54:06,500
- I want to see you die fucking slowly!

3139
01:54:06,507 --> 01:54:07,995
- Wanda, why do you want me slow?

3140
01:54:07,996 --> 01:54:10,006
- You had your chance to live.

3141
01:54:10,007 --> 01:54:11,698
- No, no!
(Murph laughs)

3142
01:54:11,699 --> 01:54:13,536
You little fucking weakling!

3143
01:54:13,537 --> 01:54:15,963
You don't know the first thing
about how to get mad!

3144
01:54:15,964 --> 01:54:18,064
- I feel like I'm pretty fucking
mad right now.

3145
01:54:18,065 --> 01:54:19,535
- Mary Ann?
- Jace, I don't feel good.

3146
01:54:19,536 --> 01:54:21,492
- Mary Ann, we're gonna
get you outta here.

3147
01:54:21,493 --> 01:54:23,492
- No lethal blows on Mary Ann.
- I don't think she's good.

3148
01:54:23,493 --> 01:54:25,306
- We're gonna kill her!
(Brennan laughs)

3149
01:54:25,307 --> 01:54:26,863
- Why are all these teachers hitting me?

3150
01:54:26,864 --> 01:54:28,364
That's so messed up!

3151
01:54:28,378 --> 01:54:30,063
- I think they're pretty evil.
- Messed up!

3152
01:54:30,064 --> 01:54:31,786
- You suck at this game! You suck!

3153
01:54:31,821 --> 01:54:32,950
- You stupid idiot.

3154
01:54:33,907 --> 01:54:36,354
- Jesus, that's so bad.
- Woo!

3155
01:54:36,355 --> 01:54:38,481
(cast cheer and yell)
- Whoa!

3156
01:54:38,482 --> 01:54:41,093
- Okay!
- I've had enough of this!

3157
01:54:42,693 --> 01:54:44,650
- And he crits.
- (groans) Ah, no!

3158
01:54:44,651 --> 01:54:46,730
- We all brace.
- It's just so much harder

3159
01:54:46,736 --> 01:54:47,636
than anything you've ever felt.

3160
01:54:47,637 --> 01:54:48,290
Wham!

3161
01:54:48,293 --> 01:54:50,278
- I spit up blood.
- What?

3162
01:54:50,279 --> 01:54:51,907
- Does anyone have any extra healings?

3163
01:54:51,908 --> 01:54:54,020
- Such an intense pressure change

3164
01:54:54,021 --> 01:54:56,707
that your ribs break before
the mall touches your skin.

3165
01:54:56,708 --> 01:54:57,864
(Lou and Murph grunt)
Pow!

3166
01:54:57,865 --> 01:54:59,620
- I feel like they're level 20.
- Great.

3167
01:54:59,621 --> 01:55:01,593
- I think I have to try.
- Okay.

3168
01:55:01,594 --> 01:55:02,951
- Be good for me.
(Emily sighs)

3169
01:55:02,952 --> 01:55:05,599
I believe.
- Porter howls.

3170
01:55:05,600 --> 01:55:09,107
You see the gymnasium
comes apart even more

3171
01:55:09,108 --> 01:55:12,133
as lightning ripples
through this rage dimension.

3172
01:55:12,136 --> 01:55:13,892
(Zac and Lou groan)
- Okay.

3173
01:55:13,893 --> 01:55:15,192
(Brennan booms)
- Come on.

3174
01:55:15,193 --> 01:55:17,036
- It's over baby.
(Brennan roars)

3175
01:55:17,550 --> 01:55:19,378
- Shit.
- It's a last attempt.

3176
01:55:19,379 --> 01:55:20,693
- This is bad.

3177
01:55:20,694 --> 01:55:23,849
- Why the fuck would
you defend this place?

3178
01:55:23,850 --> 01:55:26,321
It runs you ragged, sends you out,

3179
01:55:26,322 --> 01:55:28,705
lost your summer chasing a Night Yorb,

3180
01:55:28,707 --> 01:55:31,050
doesn't give a fuck about-
(die clatters)

3181
01:55:35,064 --> 01:55:38,771
♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪

3182
01:55:41,950 --> 01:55:45,393
♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪

3183
01:55:52,321 --> 01:55:55,321
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

3184
01:55:55,322 --> 01:55:57,378
♪ Hey, let's go ♪