1 00:00:00,903 --> 00:00:02,175 - [Brennan] A list of the topics, themes, 2 00:00:02,175 --> 00:00:03,930 and subject matter featured in this episode 3 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:06,080 has been included in the video description. 4 00:00:09,058 --> 00:00:12,891 (logo sizzling climactically) 5 00:00:14,396 --> 00:00:15,229 ♪ Here we go ♪ 6 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:19,202 ♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪ 7 00:00:19,202 --> 00:00:22,322 ♪ It's our time, it's our year ♪ 8 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,598 ♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪ 9 00:00:25,598 --> 00:00:28,755 ♪ Everything's about to change ♪ 10 00:00:28,755 --> 00:00:32,508 ♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪ 11 00:00:32,508 --> 00:00:35,705 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 12 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:39,053 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪ 13 00:00:39,053 --> 00:00:42,302 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 14 00:00:42,302 --> 00:00:45,969 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪ 15 00:00:49,155 --> 00:00:50,497 - Hello, one and all. 16 00:00:50,497 --> 00:00:51,330 Welcome back to another thrilling episode of 17 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,430 "Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year." 18 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,990 I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 19 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:57,270 With me, as always, are our Intrepid Heroes. 20 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:59,177 Say hi, Intrepid Heroes! 21 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:01,477 - Hi, Intrepid Heroes. - Fuck you, Intrepid Heroes. 22 00:01:01,477 --> 00:01:06,109 - ♪ Am I more than you bargained for, yeah ♪ 23 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:10,683 - Oh, I'll tell you, it feels like more than I bargained for 24 00:01:10,683 --> 00:01:13,943 here in the dimensional dome. - We begged you to dress up. 25 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:18,810 - 15 minutes! We talked to Brennan's mom. We called Elaine. 26 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:21,240 - You said, "My reputation is on the line." 27 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,680 - Here's the problem- - I'm the fucking boss! 28 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,830 I'm the fucking boss! Stop fucking texting me, I'm busy! 29 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,720 - Then he put on a tie. - Yeah! 30 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,840 - Show up, do your job. - Yeah! (laughs) 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,700 - I had a lip ring in. He pulled it out. 32 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,890 - Yeah. - He slapped me with a resume. 33 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:37,500 - The funniest part was, the last time we did this 34 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,840 five years ago in this gymnasium, 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,420 and all of you had incredible prom-wear, 36 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:46,230 and I had a random maritime shirt from Target. 37 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,988 Everyone was like, "Brennan should get into it more." 38 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,220 So you all fucking- 39 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,100 - Well, we were joking that we were like, 40 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,570 we have to hide our looks from him, 41 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:57,096 the way that you hide the battle sets from us. 42 00:01:57,096 --> 00:01:57,929 - [Siobhan] Yes. - [Ally] Yeah. 43 00:01:57,929 --> 00:01:59,240 - So we're doing it to surprise you and delight you. 44 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,020 - [Brennan] There you go. - This is our Rick Perry. 45 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,550 - Yeah, Rick Perry built all of this for us. 46 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:05,553 - Yeah, Rick Perry did my lip tonight. 47 00:02:06,937 --> 00:02:09,758 - He spent $217 at Hot Topic. 48 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,240 - And I would've gladly done the same, 49 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,580 but this is a PC solidarity moment, and so therefore- 50 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,190 - It's a present for you. 51 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:19,440 - It's a present, and it is, honestly, 52 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,900 I can't imagine something- 53 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,310 Lou, what does it say on your shirt? 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,821 - It says- I did it myself. This is- - [Brennan] Really? 55 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:29,529 - I'm not sure if you can tell. 56 00:02:30,386 --> 00:02:32,053 - This wasn't bought from a retailer? 57 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:33,900 - I just have to turn and kinda, sorry, 58 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,210 it says, "Dead inside." 59 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,416 I threw, "I'm sad," up here, too. 60 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:39,249 - Nice! 61 00:02:39,249 --> 00:02:40,500 - Well, speaking of dead inside, 62 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,930 everyone is currently inside the gymnasium 63 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,480 and about to be dead. - Great segue. Perfect. 64 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,510 - Folks, last we left off, our Intrepid Heroes 65 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,490 were in the skies over Elmville, 66 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:52,710 flying directly into the mouth 67 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,420 of the Nightmare King/Cassandra, 68 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:59,280 protecting a nascent, pupating divine realm within, 69 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,640 taking over the skies and soil 70 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,310 of the home of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, 71 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,750 Elmville, Solace. 72 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:10,170 Our heroes landed, got to the campaign headquarters 73 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,810 of the Applebees student body presidential campaign. 74 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:15,120 It's always happy hour at Applebees. 75 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,270 Consumed a quick Ice Feast, which made them immune 76 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:20,790 to both fire damage and to Stunning, 77 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:22,800 and kicked down the doors of the gymnasium 78 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,770 just as the world started to come apart 79 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:30,770 and the realm of Ankarna, her massive body suffused 80 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,630 with rage crystals and shatter-stars, began to pull apart. 81 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,910 Jace Stardiamond, Porter Cliffbreaker, 82 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:38,610 the Rat Grinders, all faced them down 83 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:42,180 and battle commenced as the floor splintered apart. 84 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,370 We left off mid-combat. 85 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:46,860 Riz Gukgak, spy versus spy 86 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,560 in the bowels of the broken gymnasium, 87 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,620 trying to isolate Kipperlilly Copperkettle. 88 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,210 Kristen and, blimey, K2, 89 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,260 support casting from a- 90 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,240 - That's my sister. - [Brennan] That's my sister. 91 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,850 From a Greater Invisibility and from underneath 92 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:05,100 the gymnasium. Adaine Abernant, 93 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:08,820 just having had Concentration on a Flesh to Stone broken, 94 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:12,330 along with a half dozen other spells by a Fireball 95 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:15,480 from Figueroth Faeth, swan-diving into the lava. 96 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,330 Also, not only broke the restraint on Adaine Abernant, 97 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:21,810 but also the Banishment that Buddy Dawn had 98 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:26,070 on the ballot box in the back as Mazey Phaedra, 99 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,990 the current student body class president, 100 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:31,500 at least for another minute or less, 101 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:36,180 holds onto the bag of votes from Seacaster Manor. 102 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:38,490 And above it all, Porter Cliffbreaker, 103 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:42,660 with an unconscious Gorgug Thistlespring in his hands. 104 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:44,430 Fabian Aramais Seacaster, contending with 105 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:47,700 an arcane fist behind him, looks out. 106 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,830 Half of the Rat Grinders are dropped. 107 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:53,340 Ruben, Oisin, and Ivy are out of this fight. 108 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:58,340 Kipperlilly, Buddy, and Mary Ann Skuttle remain. 109 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:02,580 With that, we return to combat. 110 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:04,410 Fig, your spell released. 111 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:07,680 Are there any bonus actions from you on your turn, 112 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,260 floating in the lava? - Can I see Fabian? 113 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:12,750 'Cause I just skateboarded away from him. 114 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,460 - [Brennan] Line of sight, you can see 115 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:17,253 the top of a battle sheet and that eyepatch. 116 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,983 - I whisper into the night, 117 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,249 "Spring break, I believe in you!" 118 00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:25,741 - To be believed in! 119 00:05:27,507 --> 00:05:28,782 What a great gift! 120 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,673 - And that's it. 121 00:05:31,673 --> 00:05:33,510 - [Brennan] And Fabian, that is your turn. 122 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:37,650 Bardic Inspiration. We are back up, and combat commences. 123 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:41,943 - That Fireball was fucking sick, but I am weak, 124 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,450 and have one level of exhaustion, 125 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:48,210 so I'm gonna reach into my pocket 126 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:51,240 and pull out Bakur's soul gem. 127 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,073 - Okay. 128 00:05:53,388 --> 00:05:56,234 - And I'm gonna whisper, Bakur? 129 00:05:57,420 --> 00:06:00,543 It's Fabian. I'm the guy who said 'sup earlier. 130 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,660 I wanted you to know that this man 131 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:06,420 wants to unmake your deity, 132 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:11,010 and her champion is fighting with all her heart! 133 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:12,240 You should help! 134 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,153 And I'm gonna throw it into the lava after Fig. 135 00:06:15,153 --> 00:06:17,447 - [Ally] Ooh. - Ooh! 136 00:06:17,447 --> 00:06:19,678 - Okay! 137 00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:22,775 - Bakur, go! - Bakur, go! 138 00:06:22,775 --> 00:06:24,700 ♪ We have journeyed across the land ♪ 139 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:25,958 - Go, Bakur! 140 00:06:27,392 --> 00:06:29,070 - You toss the gem into the lava. 141 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:31,080 - I could also throw it against the ground, 142 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,090 but it seemed cooler to throw it into the lava. 143 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,574 - No, I like that. 144 00:06:34,574 --> 00:06:37,740 I also have been monologizing to her like, 145 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:40,350 your willingness to serve is great, but you gotta decide. 146 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,390 You gotta have a sense of self outside of that. 147 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:43,380 Don't let them use you. 148 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:45,870 And I want Bakur to be overhearing that. 149 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:46,860 - [Brennan] Yes, absolutely. 150 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,533 - He's been in my pocket the whole time. 151 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:51,360 - So, as it hits the lava, 152 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:55,493 this is literally the magma blood 153 00:06:55,493 --> 00:06:57,559 of Bakur's goddess. 154 00:06:57,559 --> 00:06:59,400 However, he is within a gem that was designed 155 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,860 to be able to restrain that divine energy. 156 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:04,410 We are going to leave this up to a roll of the dice. 157 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:06,245 At the beginning of your turn, every turn, 158 00:07:06,245 --> 00:07:08,610 you can roll another break check. 159 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,660 Go ahead and roll a d4 for me real quick. - Okay. 160 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,056 (die rolling) 161 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:14,097 - Four. - Four! 162 00:07:14,097 --> 00:07:16,710 - Okay, so instead of needing a nat 20, 163 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:20,490 you need a 20, 19, 18, 17, for Bakur to be released. 164 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:21,480 We're gonna roll right away, 165 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,740 right here, for the first one. 166 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,080 You get the maximum roll on the number of chances. 167 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,660 Every turn- you rolled the highest, 168 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,951 we'll say it expands by another four every turn. 169 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:31,110 - Okay. 170 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,592 - Here we go. Roll a d20. 171 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:33,930 17 or higher on this first roll 172 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:36,701 for Bakur to be immediately released. 173 00:07:36,701 --> 00:07:37,534 - Come on, come on. 174 00:07:37,534 --> 00:07:39,033 (die rolling) 175 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:42,349 - Eight. You see that the different facets of the gem 176 00:07:42,349 --> 00:07:45,480 begin to glow with fiery light 177 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,703 as along the ridges, you see within, 178 00:07:49,357 --> 00:07:52,453 (aggressive) "Mistress, I am coming! 179 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:55,440 I will bring about your ruin as I... 180 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,250 (softer voice) Mistress, do you hear me? Ankarna?" 181 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,050 As the voice begins to shift and you see 182 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:03,300 some of the facets of the gem showing a pit fiend, 183 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,601 and others showing a gleaming, golden high elf. 184 00:08:06,601 --> 00:08:07,710 - Oh, okay. 185 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:11,225 - I tuck into the hot tub for a show. 186 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,910 - Hot tub and a movie. 187 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:20,923 - As the gem hits the lava, Porter screams out, "No!" 188 00:08:20,923 --> 00:08:23,820 and you see that light from that gem 189 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:26,610 begins to rocket all over Elmville, 190 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:31,230 and mirrors begin to open up around the gymnasium, 191 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:34,200 reflecting other locations within Elmville, 192 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:38,430 some of which may have the chance to open a portal 193 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,743 to one of your allies within Elmville. 194 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,190 I'm gonna let everybody roll at the start of every turn. 195 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,385 This is gonna require a nat 20. 196 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:46,770 You can go ahead and roll this right here. 197 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,170 - Oh, great. This is- - For an ally appearing, 198 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,000 because you've thrown the gem into the- 199 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,870 - You got it. - Come on. 200 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,730 - Powering you up. - Right on the first one. 201 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:56,310 - No. - Cool. What is Fabian's turn? 202 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:58,833 - Seeing kind of in between Porter and the fist, 203 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:00,683 we're gonna hit it, baby. 204 00:09:00,683 --> 00:09:05,460 We're gonna hit that "Ocean's 12" capoeira. Exactly. 205 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:10,397 I cast Kinetic Jaunt, and I think I'm gonna move away. 206 00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:13,590 Mazey, we need to get the ballots into the box! 207 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,260 - Awesome, cool. 208 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,610 Okay, so you have Kinetic Jaunt. 209 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:20,070 No attacks of opportunity. - No, exactly. 210 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:23,220 So Mazey will have to wait until her turn 211 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,280 to get them over there, so I'm gonna go get into the mix 212 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,740 with those two Jaces, though. - Okay, copy that. 213 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,090 Do you wanna get right in between them? 214 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,614 - Yeah. - Here we go. 215 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,470 - Do we get any concept that the Jace clones are any worse, 216 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,120 or do they all seem exactly the same? 217 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,813 - They seem largely the same. 218 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:42,570 In other words, they all seemed equally injured 219 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,580 by the Synaptic Static when they split. 220 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:45,900 - Right, none of them popped. 221 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,050 - If I hit Jace 4 with a shove attack, 222 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,780 do I get the sense that he would go into lava? 223 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:52,613 - [Ally] Ooh. 224 00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,910 - [Brennan] It would be a Dex save, but yes, absolutely. 225 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:55,743 - I'm gonna do a head spin 226 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:58,680 and try and knock Jace 4 into the lava. 227 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,560 - Incredible. This is gonna be Mirror Image. 228 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,830 I will roll in front of the board. Mirror Image number one. 229 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,803 Six or higher and you hit a duplicate. 230 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,080 17. One duplicate goes, bam. - Okay. 231 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,913 - That's your first attack. 232 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,590 - I'll take a second attack on Jace. 233 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,843 - Eight or higher is the other duplicate. 234 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,870 That is a six. You hit the real Jace. 235 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,760 - Hey, great. - [Emily] Yeah! 236 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,560 - Oh please, please. 237 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,970 - So if this is just a shove attack, 238 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,680 you're gonna roll straight Athletics. 239 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,320 - 13, and then I'm gonna throw a Bardic on it. 240 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,050 - Bless, also. - Oh, we have a Bless? 241 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,510 - That's an ability check, though. 242 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,183 - I'm fucking tired. - Yeah. 243 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,760 - Okay, it's still that, so it's still 13. 244 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,190 - Okay. - Adding Bless. 245 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,510 - [Brennan] Don't add Bless, 246 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:46,650 but you can add the Bardic, if you want. 247 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,690 Bless is not for ability checks. 248 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,934 - That's a 10, so 23. - Yes! Yes! 249 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,309 - Spring break indeed. 250 00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:56,610 So wait, you got a 23? 251 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,377 - 23. - Fuck yeah. 252 00:10:58,377 --> 00:11:01,320 - To push Jace into- - Man, all of Jace's shit 253 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,860 is like magic resistance and being resistant to magic shit. 254 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,596 - What about being pushed? 255 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,520 - This is just the art teacher getting shoved 256 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,280 by a jock in the gymnasium. - Ow! 257 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,650 - Okay, the geography is the geography. 258 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,420 A straight drop is right into 259 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:18,003 one of the thickest pools of lava in this place. 260 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,550 You rolled a 23? - 23. 261 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:25,170 - With a plus zero, Jace needs a natural 20. 262 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,003 - Okay. 263 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:28,222 (die rolling) 264 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:30,773 - [Ally] Did he get it? 265 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,790 - [Brennan] It's still spinning. It's still spinning. 266 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,193 - I'm dying inside. Make it stop, Brennan! 267 00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:40,230 Is it really? Is it actually? 268 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:43,907 - On a three- - Oh my god! 269 00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:45,324 - Fuck you, dude. 270 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:49,242 That's why you don't get to dress like us! 271 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,780 - 'Cause you're the freaking teacher. 272 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,613 - You're the freaking tea- 273 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,540 Yeah, I know, I should've come in with a button-up 274 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,100 and with a little pencil protector, 275 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,830 and just way hairier forearms. 276 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,024 Get mascara on my forearm hair. 277 00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:04,380 - Why do they have such hairy forearms? 278 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:08,453 - So, Fabian. Hey, guys, we're shooting in the summer, 279 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:11,730 and it's the last day of classes here at Aguefort. 280 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,590 It's summertime, that means it's time to send your kids 281 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:16,998 to camp, because you're gonna need 18d10. 282 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:20,250 (players cheering) 283 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,290 He is gonna make a Con save, 284 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:24,330 which he also needs a nat 20 on. 285 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,531 Another natural three. Unbelievable. 286 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:30,480 - 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. 287 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,330 Guys, I need four more. Sixteen. 288 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,280 - I'm gonna send one. - 17, 18. Oh, great. 289 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,813 - I need to know how he does. - Great. I will report. 290 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:39,646 There it is. Okay. 291 00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:41,529 - He's on probation. - [Ally] Mine's on scholarship. 292 00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:42,545 (dice rolling) 293 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:45,605 - Jesus, that's too many dice. 294 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,649 - My kids suck! - Your kid got a nine. 295 00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:49,080 - I know, I'm really proud. - Okay, good. 296 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,830 - I just haven't been feeling good. 297 00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:55,425 - Jace, I don't feel good. - Jace, I don't feel good. 298 00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:58,025 - Oh, where is she? - Mary Ann's right down here. 299 00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:03,025 - Mary Ann, I served Ruben up a plate of redemption arc, 300 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:05,340 and he fucking cast a 9th level spell on it. 301 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,510 You're next, though. 302 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,348 - 10, 20, 30, 303 00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:11,162 40, 50, 60, 304 00:13:11,162 --> 00:13:12,657 72, 305 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:13,490 82, 306 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,200 83, 307 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,330 90, 99. 308 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,070 - Whoa! - 108. 309 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,720 117. 310 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:26,073 - Jace fails his Constitution save for half, 311 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:32,214 and with 96 hit points- - Whoa, really? Holy shit! 312 00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:33,773 - A lot of health! - I didn't even know- 313 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,580 - Fabian, go ahead and describe 314 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,920 how you send Jace over the edge. 315 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,230 - I think it's the kinda capoeira jumps 316 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:45,090 through Porter's legs and past the fist, 317 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:49,140 over the lava, kinda fun side-cartwheel, turns, 318 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,150 and just truly almost Zoolander-like, 319 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:54,030 does a head spin, kicks Jace just a bunch of times 320 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:57,150 in the face until he trips over 321 00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:00,815 and fucking falls his duplicate ass into that lava. 322 00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:02,790 (Brennan screams) (lava sizzling) 323 00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:07,027 - Full Gollum (screams) as he falls into lava, going, 324 00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,210 "My magic! Please do something! 325 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,700 I should've studied a little bit!" 326 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,980 - Wait, you're a duplicate, but you have a sense of self? 327 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,667 - You see that all the Jaces say, 328 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:19,389 "We have enough ego to have as many identities as we need!" 329 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,280 - How come you're not becoming the god? 330 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,938 - Give me a Persuasion check. 331 00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:27,483 - Classic. 332 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,490 Wow, that's real good. 24. 333 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,560 - You see that Jace goes, "Because, ah!" 334 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,680 and his chest glows red as you see Porter 335 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,310 is clearly a hive queen, almost, 336 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,460 of all these different rage-ified people, 337 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,710 which is what that rage token thing was before. 338 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,920 It appears that Jace is actually another minion of Porter's. 339 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,860 Fabian, you've used bonus and your actions. Anything else? 340 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,750 - That's enough movement. - Yeah. 341 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,880 - I think that's it. - Cool. 342 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,610 Emerging with bloody viscera 343 00:14:56,610 --> 00:15:01,530 from the chests of Oisin, Ivy, 344 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,960 and where Ruben was standing, 345 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,870 these various shatter-stars appear. 346 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:09,330 - Does it look like they left their chest, 347 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,950 and they no longer have it in there, 348 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:13,290 or are they just duplicated and they're able to- 349 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,150 - It looks like these spirits 350 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:18,150 are abandoning a husk, essentially. 351 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,410 Totally parasitic. 352 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,170 Looks like these horrifying eldritch things 353 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:25,350 that Porter has summoned from the body of Ankarna. 354 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:28,140 You can see all the crystalline structures within the body. 355 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,240 Clearly, these things are harvested. 356 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:34,050 They're some sort of spirit or servant of this divine domain 357 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:37,320 that Porter has some ability to wield control over. 358 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,830 So they're just leaving non-combat hosts now. 359 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,830 They're leaving bodies that they can no longer inhabit. 360 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,440 - [Lou] No, don't you fucking dare. 361 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,760 Get the fuck away from her. 362 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,020 - That's my friend's girlfriend. 363 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:52,320 He's gonna lose his virginity to her on a skin rug. 364 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,850 - I've been using the word girlfriend a lot. 365 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,440 We've been on one date. 366 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,730 - In high school, that means girlfriend. 367 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:58,180 - I mean, pretty much. That's how I felt. 368 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,240 I was like, well, we're gonna be married. 369 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,760 - No! - Don't you fucking dare. 370 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,530 - And Kristen- - Kristen's underneath. 371 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,700 - Underneath the platform, 372 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,400 this one's gonna come for you as well, flying your way. 373 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,070 It can't get to Mazey this turn, and actually, 374 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,960 this one has to use a move and an action, 375 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,700 so Mazey's only making one save, 376 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,560 but I'm gonna need a Charisma save from Kristen 377 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,790 and one from Mazey. 378 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,293 Thankfully, she's a bard, so. 379 00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:22,618 (die rolling) 380 00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:28,729 - I'm gonna use a Luck point. - [Lou] There it is. 381 00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:30,930 - It's a little bit hard to roll. 382 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,670 - 'Cause of whatever that is? - Yeah. 383 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:34,470 - Gotcha. - This? 384 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,120 - You mean Ally's new personality? 385 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,140 - This has a name. I wore this all day yesterday. 386 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,456 - When you bought it, what was it called? 387 00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:43,290 - [Siobhan] It's genuinely rad, unfortunately. 388 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,897 - [Brennan] What was the name on the packaging? 389 00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,230 - I wish I knew. 390 00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:50,223 It was like, cool thing. - Cool thing! 391 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,620 - God fucking dammit. 392 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,600 Can I use two Luck points on the same thing? 393 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,030 In this instance, I will allow it. 394 00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:57,874 - Come on. 395 00:16:57,874 --> 00:16:59,032 (die rolling) 396 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,238 - Three, seven, eight. - Okay. 397 00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:04,380 - Well, it got a little better every time. 398 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,595 - [Emily] Crawling up there. - Charisma saving throw. 399 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:08,850 - 16. 400 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,281 - 16 passes. - Yes. 401 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,654 - Thank god. - When you said 11, 402 00:17:12,654 --> 00:17:14,674 I was like- (Brennan gasps) 403 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:17,760 What did Mazey get? - Mazey got a two on the die. 404 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,049 - But she has a plus 18 to Charisma, right? 405 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:21,510 - Doesn't she have Luck also? The Luck feat? 406 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:22,343 - The Luck feat? 407 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:25,170 No, my NPC, I did not stat out with the Luck feat. 408 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,970 - I think you meant to, though, right? You just forgot? 409 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:30,930 You can just retcon it. Can we get Carlos in here? 410 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:35,930 - You all see Mazey look as one of the shatter-stars 411 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,600 (screams) burrows into her chest, 412 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,464 and her eyes go red as she kneels over to the ground. 413 00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,937 - Mazey, fight it! 414 00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:51,450 - I don't wanna fight it. I wanna fight you! 415 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:52,658 - Oh. 416 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,133 - Is that- - I don't hate it. 417 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,467 - Unbelievable, okay. 418 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,498 That is gonna be Kristen Applebees' turn. 419 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,540 - (whistles) I guess from where I'm at, 420 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:07,923 I'll send, bonus action, my aura to Gorgug. 421 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:13,560 So that's 2d6. - So then he's just up. 422 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,910 - Yeah. - Great. 423 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:15,743 - Amazing. 424 00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:19,470 - Plus my spell, so that is 10, actually. 425 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,159 - I'm up to 10? - [Ally] Yeah. 426 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:23,430 - Amazing. - [Ally] You're up to 10. 427 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,560 - Fabian, maybe you hit him in the... 428 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,247 Oh. Never mind. 429 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:29,080 - What? 430 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,620 Oh, Gorgug, you're back! 431 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,110 - [Ally] Has this Jace used his reaction yet? 432 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:37,260 - The far Jace has not used his reaction. 433 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,150 He would've Counterspelled, but he was out of range. 434 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:42,127 - But everybody else has. - Yes, correct. 435 00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:44,457 - K2 is invisible. 436 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,740 - But K2 also is sort of immune to Counterspelling, 437 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,660 because she's invisible. 438 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,150 She cannot be seen, so she can't be Counterspelled. 439 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,800 - Such good news. You're right. 440 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,800 K2 is gonna turn and look at Buddy and cast Banishment. 441 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,380 - Buddy Dawn is gonna make a Charisma saving throw. 442 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,520 Ooh, he's not great at those. Okay. 443 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,532 Buddy Dawn vanishes from the battlefield. 444 00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:11,940 - Yes. Okay, great. - As twilight consumes him. 445 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,940 - I am going to fly this way. 446 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:18,630 - [Brennan] 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. You can get here. 447 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,400 - [Ally] Okay, great, and I'm underneath, actually. 448 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,320 - [Brennan] Okay, cool, so you're above these two here. 449 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,110 They can see you, the people on the platform below you. 450 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,280 - Right. - Right? 451 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,530 - Who's that? - This Jace and this Mary Ann 452 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,150 have clear visibility on you. 453 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,601 - This Mary Ann? How many Mary Anns are there? 454 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:33,969 - 45. 455 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:34,950 - 45! 456 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,800 - One of the shatter-stars hits you 457 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,260 on the attack of opportunity as you exit that space. 458 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,755 - Oh shit, okay. 459 00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,264 - But I think you're uninjured, right? 460 00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,322 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 461 00:19:44,322 --> 00:19:47,160 - Hits me, like tries to take over me? 462 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,410 - No no no, just slashes you. - Okay, great. 463 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,790 - Yeah, it's already used that ability. 464 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,853 28 slashing damage to Kristen from that shatter-star. 465 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,760 By the way, did you also roll your nat 20 466 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,200 to see if an ally shows up? 467 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,315 - Oh, no no. Let's see. 468 00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:01,410 (die rolling) 469 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,550 No. - Cool. 470 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,080 - [Ally] I was gonna go that way for Oisin, 471 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,518 but I think I'll actually kind of go this way. 472 00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:08,351 - [Brennan] Okay. 473 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,563 - [Ally] My little 30, and kinda down on that- 474 00:20:11,407 --> 00:20:12,960 - Over on this platform near Adaine? 475 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,830 - Yeah. - Cool. 476 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,330 - Can I go down to the Hangman 477 00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:18,001 and heal the Hangman a little bit? 478 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:21,180 - Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Aura of Vitality or no, with- 479 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,550 - Cure Wounds. - Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 480 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:27,150 The Hangman actually stabilized, so you may absolutely 481 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:28,890 go ahead and Cure Wounds on the Hangman. 482 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:31,496 - Gorgeous. Let's get her back in. 483 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,090 (die rolling) 484 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:34,350 Nine. 485 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:36,000 - Nine points. 486 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,968 - [Ally] I'm just gonna move K2 to here. 487 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,653 Just get out of the mix. 488 00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:45,690 - [Brennan] So I think Porter is going to move. 489 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:47,390 Yeah, he's gonna go for Fabian. 490 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,950 - Fucking lame, dude. 491 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,783 - [Brennan] Just 'cause he can't 492 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,440 make it to Adaine on this turn. 493 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,540 - He's coming to me? He doesn't even know me. 494 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:57,483 - He barely knows me. - You don't know them at all. 495 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,392 - Hit the people you know, like Jace. 496 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,225 - This is awkward. 497 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,000 - [Brennan] Okay, he's coming for Fabian. 498 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,345 What's your armor class currently? It's normal? 499 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:06,120 - Just 19. - 19, all right. 500 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,460 That is a hit. - Getting lame. 501 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,093 - Give me a Strength saving throw. 502 00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:12,848 (die rolling) 503 00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:13,950 - That's a 14. 504 00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:16,170 - 25 force damage. 505 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:17,170 - Down! 506 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:21,780 - He is then gonna take a swing on Gorgug. 507 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,880 That is a hit. 508 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,780 - By, like, a lot? 509 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:31,910 - Pretty fair hit. 15, 20, 23. 510 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:36,810 32 points of force damage to Gorgug. Gorgug is down. 511 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,240 He knocks Fabian to the ground, 512 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,003 turns to look at you, Gorgug, and goes, 513 00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:44,663 "Do you see all the good it did you? 514 00:21:44,663 --> 00:21:48,183 All the little tinkering and gadget shit? 515 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,810 You just needed to get mad, 516 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,020 and you'd be able to do something like this!" 517 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:59,790 Cocks the hammer back and crushes your skull, drops you. 518 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:00,750 - Jesus. 519 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,570 - And he's gonna stomp on you, 520 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:05,820 and gives you two failed death saving throws. 521 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:10,230 Porter steps on Gorgug and turns out 522 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:15,230 to face Adaine, Fig, Kristen, and goes, 523 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:20,367 "Your proud warriors, underneath my feet! 524 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,330 Just like you soon will be. 525 00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:26,100 There's no getting good at war 526 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:29,910 unless you live and breathe it every moment of every day! 527 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,710 God, the act I had to put on 528 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:34,800 for you simpering, sweet little fools!" 529 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,110 - You didn't put on that much of an act. 530 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,090 You've seemed fucking suspicious from day one. 531 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:41,970 - Yeah, Fig's been talking about you for literally years. 532 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,100 - I don't know if you read my teacher evaluation. 533 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,773 I said, I still don't know if he's evil or not. 534 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:47,520 - Yeah, the whole reason she started taking 535 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,670 barbarian classes was 'cause she didn't trust you. 536 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,260 - So the act was thin. 537 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:56,455 - Well, you know, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts. 538 00:22:59,051 --> 00:23:00,667 - He says that? - [Brennan] He says that? 539 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,196 - That was very singsong-y for the god of war. 540 00:23:03,196 --> 00:23:05,029 - I am the god of war! 541 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,540 And as a bonus action on his turn, 542 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:13,690 he takes a vial from a pocket, uncorks it, 543 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:16,800 and sucks something down into his mouth. 544 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,890 - Did it look like ambrosia or the other thing? 545 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,420 We knew he was juicing on two things- 546 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:22,253 - The honey. - ...when we went through his office. 547 00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:23,692 - It looked like honey. 548 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:27,210 You see he goes, "Ankarna, 549 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:30,030 I am ready to revere you. 550 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:33,630 We have made ready your place in this world. 551 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,850 Simply show your soul." 552 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:38,460 - Girlie, he's lying to you! - Girl! 553 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,070 - He sounds so convincing. - [Ally] He's lying. 554 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:43,230 - You don't know him like I know him. - No, you don't 555 00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,000 want that! You don't want that kinda worship. 556 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,410 You want someone like me, saying, 557 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:48,101 I wanna see who you wanna be. 558 00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:51,150 - At the end of his turn, Riz. - Mm-hmm? 559 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,244 - [Brennan] You are hit with an attack. 560 00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:55,050 - He had a held action. - Yeah. 561 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:57,390 - Held action. These are gonna mutually resolve. 562 00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:00,210 Held action and attack will resolve at the same time. 563 00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:03,690 - [Murph] Is she attacking with a melee weapon? 564 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:05,400 - [Brennan] Attacking with a melee weapon. 565 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,830 - Wouldn't I know where she was if I was readied, 566 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:09,750 if I have Blindsight within 10 feet? 567 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,240 - Oh shit. - So she was up here. 568 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,590 - Yes. - So what I would like to do- 569 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:15,480 - So by the time she gets into melee range, 570 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,000 she no longer is hidden, and therefore no longer- 571 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,860 - So, I'm right here. - Yes. 572 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:22,560 - The moment she hops over to get to me, 573 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,043 Hold Person over the lava. 574 00:24:26,554 --> 00:24:27,679 - [Siobhan] Yes! 575 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,560 - Oh my god. Okay. 576 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,060 - He told me this plan in the car. 577 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,890 - Yeah, so good! 578 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,461 - [Brennan] Hold Person, and she's a rogue- 579 00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:38,100 - 'Cause it's 10 feet. - Yep. 580 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,970 - [Murph] So she's gotta hop this little five foot lava 581 00:24:41,970 --> 00:24:43,530 to get to me. - Hell yeah. 582 00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:45,300 - Your DC is 17. 583 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:48,690 On a 14 or higher, she will save. 584 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:49,800 We're gonna roll this in the Box of Doom. 585 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,633 - Okay. 586 00:24:52,263 --> 00:24:54,483 - Fucking fail. - Fucking fail. 587 00:24:54,483 --> 00:24:56,391 (die rolling) 588 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:59,610 - That is a four on the die! (players cheering) 589 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:02,070 Everybody send your kids to camp. 18d10. 590 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,903 - Oh my god! - Yes! 591 00:25:02,903 --> 00:25:04,530 - Unbelievable. 592 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:08,190 I don't think I've ever seen a better use in a combat 593 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:12,990 of non-character ability strategy. 594 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,580 This is pure knowledge 595 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,370 of the overarching mechanics of the game. 596 00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:19,410 She's gonna make a Con save. 597 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:21,990 Disadvantage, 'cause she's Held. 598 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:24,810 A nat 20 and a two. 599 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:27,930 - Well, if she's paralyzed, wouldn't she auto-fail? 600 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:30,130 - Lava's a Con save. - Okay, gotcha. 601 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,797 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 602 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,890 - Oh, yes. 603 00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:37,190 - This would count as Sneak Attack too, right? 604 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,049 - I feel like this is Sneak Attack. 605 00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:42,033 - The lava is our ally. - Yes. 606 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:44,861 - [Ally] One of your allies is in the lava. 607 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:45,694 - I don't know how to say this, but, 608 00:25:45,694 --> 00:25:49,982 Riz Gukgak knows how to use lava more effectively. 609 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,453 He has a technique with lava 610 00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:52,802 that is really kind of wonderful to see. 611 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,186 - A rapport, one might say. 612 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,090 - Him and lava get along real great. 613 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:58,129 - [Brennan] Right in the fucking lava. 614 00:25:58,129 --> 00:25:59,940 - [Lou] Damn, we're killing these people. Wild, man. 615 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,940 - 106 damage. - Wow! 616 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,377 - Riz, you know that Kipperlilly, 617 00:26:06,377 --> 00:26:09,480 you've only seen her for an entire year 618 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,520 in the moments where she wishes to be seen. 619 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,860 She has moved like a ghost in this place. 620 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:16,170 Subliminal messaging across the school, 621 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,300 taunting you at every turn. 622 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:22,350 Impossibly proficient, having arrived there in a way 623 00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:25,020 that completely abandons the heart and soul 624 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,580 of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, 625 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:30,030 a place dedicated to a definition of heroism 626 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:33,390 based in lunacy, unhinged behavior, 627 00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:37,080 reckless violence, and absolutely enormous swings 628 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,483 in the face of reasonable alternatives. 629 00:26:40,777 --> 00:26:44,940 Kipperlilly Copperkettle got here by the most boring, 630 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:48,780 non in the spirit of the law means, 631 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:52,160 and you hear your Blindsense, in the final moment, 632 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,750 as she cannot snipe at you from a distance. 633 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:57,090 You hear (mimics tiny footsteps) 634 00:26:57,090 --> 00:27:01,290 a tiny pair of polished shoes running across igneous rock. 635 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,360 Describe for me what happens in this moment. 636 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:08,130 - I'm pretending that I'm looking up at where she was, 637 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:12,750 and at the last second, I turn and I press my watch, 638 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,630 and a net shoots out right over the lava. 639 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:18,180 As it catches her, I go, 640 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:22,083 very good on paper, but no practical application. 641 00:27:22,944 --> 00:27:25,230 (Brennan wails in agony) 642 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:29,400 - As she begins to sink into the lava (screams) 643 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,220 fighting this paralysis, you see, 644 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,930 as her shirt goes up in flame, 645 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:36,630 her little cardigan, little ponytail, 646 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:40,637 you look and see that there is no scar on her. 647 00:27:40,637 --> 00:27:42,617 - [Emily] I knew it. I knew it. - I thought that might happen. 648 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:45,450 - I knew it. - Only a symbol, 649 00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:49,350 because when you ask for it and accept it willingly, 650 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:51,808 it's a very different ritual. 651 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:54,060 (screams) 652 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:59,060 And Kipperlilly Copperkettle vanishes. Woo, baby! 653 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,800 - Okay! - Hot. Hot, Murph. 654 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,453 - Very hot. 655 00:28:03,453 --> 00:28:06,300 In a different part of the lava, Figueroth Faeth. 656 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,580 - Did you roll your nat 20? - I definitely watch that. 657 00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:09,840 - Roll to see if I get a nat 20. 658 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,673 - [Brennan] Oh yeah, roll to see if you get a nat 20 659 00:28:10,673 --> 00:28:12,292 and an ally shows up. - Please? 660 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,830 (die rolling) 661 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,360 Nope. - Figueroth. 662 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,483 - Damn, it's fun down here in the lava. Good work, Riz. 663 00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:22,110 Oh my god, Mary Ann is coming for me? 664 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,860 - Mary Ann Skuttle 665 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,281 looks at you and goes, 666 00:28:29,361 --> 00:28:32,588 (Brennan screeches) 667 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,110 "You burned my strawberry." 668 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:37,890 - I what? - (roars) and leaps forward. 669 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,320 - In the lava? - I am in the lava. 670 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,100 - You are in the lava, but I think, you know what? 671 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,733 She's gonna take the damage and attack you. 672 00:28:47,733 --> 00:28:49,200 - Okay. 673 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,490 - Go ahead and roll- - 18d10? 674 00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:53,186 - She's got that dog in her. 675 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:57,330 - You gotta respect it. You just gotta respect it. 676 00:28:57,330 --> 00:29:00,174 - Yeah, she really- - [Siobhan] She rules! 677 00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:03,660 - Honestly, burning her strawberry is a great tactical move 678 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,090 'cause she will chase you into lava. 679 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:08,220 - You burned my strawberry! 680 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:10,620 - All right, the hot tub at this fucking hotel 681 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,780 is fucking crazy, okay. 682 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,820 - Does anyone wanna borrow this for a little bit? 683 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,653 - [Siobhan] Yes. - I honestly think 684 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:18,000 it doesn't fit on my hand. - [Ally] Really? 685 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,230 - My hands are so big. I just have naturally massive hands. 686 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,063 - Giant hands. 687 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,310 - They just can't fit, you know? 688 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,690 - [Ally] It's weird, 'cause it can go on either hand. 689 00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:30,140 - 113 damage. - Woo! 690 00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,850 - Okay, she makes her save. 691 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:36,120 113 divided in half is 56. 692 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,690 Mary Ann Skuttle dives headfirst into lava, 693 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,510 taking 56 points of fire damage. 694 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,780 As you see it burning her scales, she swings on you 695 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:49,980 with her greataxe three times, hitting twice. 696 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,410 Her first, 14- - I'm down. 697 00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,730 - Okay, down on the first hit? 698 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:55,770 - I'm down on the first hit. - Okay. 699 00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:58,080 - And since I'm not gonna have a turn to use my reaction 700 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,770 for Gorgug, I'm gonna Hellish Rebuke her. 701 00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:02,941 - Okay, copy that. 702 00:30:02,941 --> 00:30:04,099 (dice rolling) 703 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,290 - For another 16. 704 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,420 - She takes the full damage. Still up. 705 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:12,300 She drops you with 14 damage, and then on the second blow, 706 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,850 two failed death saving throws. 707 00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:18,750 You guys see the lava bubbling and boiling over 708 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,860 in that part of the thing. 709 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,920 Buddy Dawn, Banished, cannot go. Huge. 710 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,370 - I retreat into the womb of my new goddess. 711 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:27,870 - [Brennan] Adaine Abernant, that is your turn. 712 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:32,220 - [Siobhan] Oh, thank god! I think it's a pretty even split. 713 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:35,490 If I go between Fig, Fabian, and Gorgug, 714 00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:37,590 I think that's 30 feet in each direction. 715 00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:39,900 - [Brennan] That's 60 feet between them both, 716 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,310 and you should be good to go. 717 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,300 And it is 60 feet between them both. 718 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,564 - [Siobhan] Hell yes. - So you can go right in the middle. 719 00:30:43,564 --> 00:30:45,047 You're gonna be right next to Oisin. 720 00:30:45,047 --> 00:30:46,110 - Gorgeous. - His dead body, right? 721 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:46,943 - His dead body. 722 00:30:46,943 --> 00:30:49,080 But also, you can't get that much altitude, 723 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,980 because you need to be... 724 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,230 They are exactly 60 feet. - Absolutely great. 725 00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:54,374 - Cool. - And I'm gonna cast Scatter. 726 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,640 (Brennan gasps) - Ooh! 727 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,770 - So- - I actually have, 728 00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:03,000 if you wanna put anyone who's out near me, 729 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,540 I actually have one of the vulture things. 730 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:07,560 - [Siobhan] Oh, is a healing thing. 731 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,393 - Is a healing thing. - Right. 732 00:31:08,393 --> 00:31:09,570 - So I could put somebody up on my turn. 733 00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:14,190 - I will put Gorgug over there, because he has Fly on. 734 00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:15,690 - The Hangman did just come back up. 735 00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:20,400 - Oh, so I could do Fabian, or the Hangman could take Fig. 736 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,920 - To give a lay of the land right now for the battlefield, 737 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,240 Fabian and Gorgug are both down. 738 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,280 Gorgug has two death save fails. 739 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,670 Fig, in the lava, with two death save fails as well. 740 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:32,130 Mazey has a shatter-star in her. 741 00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:35,040 Kristen's here, K2 here, Riz all the way in the back. 742 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,260 Five of six Rat Grinders are down. 743 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,690 I mean, Buddy's not down, but he's in a Banishment 744 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,333 being held on by an invisible person. 745 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,270 - So it's just Mary Ann and a couple Jaces. 746 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:45,270 - [Brennan] Just Mary Ann, Porter, and three Jaces. 747 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:47,583 - Do you have a Lesser Restoration left? 748 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:51,843 - I do. - Great, do we think 749 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:55,380 that Mazey will be cured by a Lesser Restoration? 750 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,120 - Potentially, Mazey... 751 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,545 Oh, there's a lot of things that could help Mazey 752 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:02,910 out of this situation with the shatter-star in her. 753 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:03,743 But also, the main thing is, 754 00:32:03,743 --> 00:32:05,160 she's holding onto the bag of votes. 755 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,380 - Yes, could I, with Scatter, 756 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:10,173 just put the votes inside the ballot box? 757 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:13,020 - [Emily] Put Mazey inside the ballot box? 758 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:14,670 - Hold on a second. 759 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:17,130 - Wait, also, you're on this level. 760 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,740 You can see the ground. 761 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,750 - But I wanna make sure that the people who are down 762 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,670 are safe before I do any other- 763 00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:26,310 - Totally. Shenanigans. 764 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,083 - And the range is 30, but you can teleport creatures- 765 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,806 - I can move them up to 120 feet. 766 00:32:30,806 --> 00:32:34,050 - Can move them up to 120. Unbelievable. 767 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:37,620 Okay, first of all, who Countered... 768 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,650 Jace's turn has been a long time ago, so- 769 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,690 - [Siobhan] So this is the only guy that hasn't Countered, 770 00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:45,810 and I believe I'm more than 60 feet away from him. 771 00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:48,450 - I believe you are, too. Hold on, let me see. 772 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:50,820 No, you are within 60 feet of him, 773 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,370 so you will have one Counterspell incoming. 774 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:55,352 But you're casting- it's a 6th level spell, right? 775 00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:56,813 - Yeah, it's a 6th level spell. 776 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,861 - Three on the die. - [Murph] Yes! 777 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,510 - Jace reaches up, uses his last reaction. 778 00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:05,558 The spell is too powerful. 779 00:33:05,558 --> 00:33:10,170 Elven Oracle, in midair, eyes rolling back. 780 00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:13,380 You cast Scatter. Spell is going to go off without a hitch. 781 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:14,213 - Great. 782 00:33:14,213 --> 00:33:15,780 - So you have to target creatures instead of objects, 783 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:20,780 but you could put Mazey somewhere else on the battlefield. 784 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:24,736 - I'll put Mazey next to K2. - Okay. 785 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,630 - Could you put Mazey in the ballot box? 786 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,240 Do you have to be able to see inside the object? 787 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,000 - I would say, give me an Arcana check, 788 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,100 'cause the ballot box is kinda small. 789 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,980 But give me an Arcana check. We'll call it DC 18. 790 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,238 - I got a 17. - You do not feel 791 00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:43,140 that you could put Mazey inside of the ballot box. 792 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:46,832 - Okay, that's fair. Honestly? 793 00:33:46,832 --> 00:33:48,330 Absolutely worth the ask. 794 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,400 - And she'd get a Wisdom save too right now, 795 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,420 'cause she would be resisting it. 796 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:55,920 - Yes, absolutely, so I'll send her over to K2. 797 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,060 I will get Gorgug and Fabian 798 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:02,338 over to K1. - [Brennan] Okay. 799 00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:06,153 - And I'll send Fig over to Riz. 800 00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:10,650 - Vwoom, both these guys appear by K2. 801 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:15,450 Fig vanishes from a screaming Mary Ann and appears- 802 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,210 - Dead at Riz's feet. - ...dead at Riz's feet. 803 00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:19,170 - Almost dead friend, 804 00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:22,650 and then also Mary Ann coming for me? (yelps) 805 00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:27,168 - And then I'd like to move as far as I can this way. 806 00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:28,975 - You were, like, here? - I was there. 807 00:34:28,975 --> 00:34:31,080 - Yeah, you were there, so- - It might only be, like, 808 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,520 5 or 10 feet, but I'll take it. 809 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,760 - [Brennan] So you moved like 55 feet. 810 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,610 - Oh, okay. Even if it's five feet, I'll take it, you know? 811 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,660 - Yeah, I hear you. 812 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:42,120 You're gonna go right down here, still hovering. 813 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,600 You surge forward towards all the remaining bad guys, 814 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,947 get right up in the mix with them, 815 00:34:46,947 --> 00:34:49,680 and use your powerful magic 816 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,236 to put all of your friends behind you. 817 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:55,950 Porter looks at the people... 818 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,990 He was literally going to use your turn 819 00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,693 to Legendary Action and crush Gorgug's head. 820 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,866 Turns down to look at you and goes, 821 00:35:06,757 --> 00:35:09,448 "Nice sword. Wanna fight?" 822 00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:11,614 And takes a chunk of debris, 823 00:35:11,614 --> 00:35:13,740 and at the end of your turn, is gonna hurl it right at you. 824 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:14,970 - Cool. 825 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:19,260 - Porter's gonna Legendary Action, hurl this boulder. 826 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:21,363 - [Siobhan] Do I get a Dex save, or? - [Brennan] Hm? 827 00:35:21,363 --> 00:35:23,100 - [Siobhan] This is just- - [Brennan] It's an attack. 828 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,180 - [Siobhan] Great. - That is a hit. 829 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:26,490 - Silvery Barbs. - That is a hit. 830 00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:28,380 I need a Strength saving throw. 831 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:31,020 - But you're strong now. - I'm so strong now. 832 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,397 - You're strong now! 833 00:35:34,692 --> 00:35:35,733 - It's a 10. 834 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,700 - You take 33 points of damage. 835 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,200 - Oh, I have Mirror Image on. 836 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,080 - Oh shit. Go ahead and give me the roll. 837 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,490 And you haven't been attacked yet. 838 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:45,323 - [Siobhan] I haven't been attacked yet. 839 00:35:45,323 --> 00:35:47,594 - So a six plus negates the hit. 840 00:35:47,594 --> 00:35:49,230 - 18. - Now, I wanna point out, 841 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,380 you realize that this boulder attack of his 842 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,050 sends you 10 feet and knocks you prone, 843 00:35:55,050 --> 00:35:57,750 which means he has a way of getting you guys in the lava. 844 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,310 Which you're immune to. - Which we're immune to. 845 00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:03,002 - Well, dang! You know- - Again, you wrote this spell. 846 00:36:03,002 --> 00:36:05,598 - Think about how bad- - You wrote the spell! 847 00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,200 - I forgot that lava- - And then you reminded us! 848 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,260 - I thought, he had an ability where he does 849 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,755 a fire charge-up thing, and I was like, 850 00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,017 oh, they'll have immunity to that. 851 00:36:14,017 --> 00:36:16,961 And then I remembered that lava does fire damage! 852 00:36:16,961 --> 00:36:17,910 - I don't think we would have a chance 853 00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:20,032 without lava shenanigans. - Yeah, oh my god. 854 00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:23,040 The lava shenanigans are really saving our fucking asses. 855 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,550 - Unbelievable. Lava's taken out two enemies thus far. 856 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:27,383 - [Siobhan] Yes. 857 00:36:27,383 --> 00:36:30,120 - That fucking move with Kipperlilly was so goddamn sick. 858 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,170 Okay! - Yeah. 859 00:36:31,170 --> 00:36:33,810 - So, Adaine, you see one of your duplicates, boom! 860 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:38,370 And he (roars) howls out in rage. Woo! 861 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:41,160 That was fucking huge. - Good turn. 862 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,400 - So I'd also like to take this Jace 863 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,720 that's next to the ballot box 864 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,870 and have him roll a Wisdom saving throw to move him. 865 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:50,267 That's the last person, with my Scatter. 866 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:52,860 - Hell yes. Okay, this Jace is rolling Wisdom. 867 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:56,160 Wisdom, not one of his great saves as a sorcerer. 868 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,331 - It's a DC 18. - Wow. 869 00:36:58,331 --> 00:37:00,240 (die rolling) 870 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,900 - On a 13, he fails. - Great. 871 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:07,170 So let's move him down to here, 872 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:10,260 so there's a rock hiding 873 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:13,080 Fig and Riz from sight. - From his sight. 874 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,160 - But they can get to him if they want. 875 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,250 - Do you think, Murph, are you too worried about that, 876 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,660 having it come near to us? 877 00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:20,070 - I might put him a little further away, 878 00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:21,810 but it's up to you guys. - Okay. 879 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:24,626 - I will say, if you wanted... - [Siobhan] Mm-hmm. 880 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,410 - As you can see, the gym is coming apart. 881 00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:32,547 If you wanted to say, "I'm flinging him 120 feet," 882 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:36,060 the battle board is an aid for us, 883 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,010 but it does not define the world. 884 00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:41,010 If you wanna say, "Get 120 feet away 885 00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,872 from me and my friends, off the board in this direction-" 886 00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:45,750 - Yeah, let's yeet him. - We can just yeet him away. 887 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,130 - Let's just yeet him. - Great. 888 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:50,700 - Cool, so 120 feet. - And then finally, 889 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:55,050 I'll give advantage to Gorgug with my Silvery Barbs. 890 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,820 - Aw. - Aw! 891 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:58,680 - [Brennan] Very important, with this upcoming- 892 00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,550 - [Murph] Oh yeah, god. 893 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:02,220 - Oh, and roll an ally check, if you'd be so kind. 894 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:04,050 Not very likely, but always a little bit of fun. 895 00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:05,130 - Hey! - This could be the one! 896 00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:06,505 - You didn't say that for Murph! 897 00:38:06,505 --> 00:38:07,877 - [Brennan] I'm just saying, you know? 898 00:38:07,877 --> 00:38:10,710 - 18. - So close! Adaine, 120 feet. 899 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:15,120 - No, 120 feet from him. It's not 120 feet from me. 900 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,347 I believe. Let me reread it. 901 00:38:16,347 --> 00:38:19,920 - So, Jace is here. This is where Jace- 902 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,090 - [Siobhan] Oh no, it is within 120 feet- 903 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:25,230 - Okay, so Jace is right near my left nipple. 904 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:26,610 - Can we get some Blu-Tack there? 905 00:38:26,610 --> 00:38:27,558 - [Murph] Yeah, can we just put him there? 906 00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,241 - All right, let's get him in there. 907 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:31,200 - [Zac] Chill Touch. - Ooh! 908 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,530 Okay. You see this Jace gets all the way over here, 909 00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:35,907 and goes, "Fuck!" 910 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,040 He's just jogging over igneous rock, his shoes burning. 911 00:38:43,177 --> 00:38:45,120 "Boss, I'm coming!" 912 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,750 The next turn is Mazey. 913 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:52,470 Mazey is possessed, with the votes in her hand. 914 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:57,390 She rushes forward, and you see Porter, 915 00:38:57,390 --> 00:39:01,923 right over Adaine, rushes over, and Porter goes, "Mazey! 916 00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,460 Wait, you... 917 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:07,740 You're the upperclassman president! 918 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,930 Declare the school disbanded!" 919 00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:14,722 You see Mazey goes, "The school is hereby disbanded." 920 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,330 And then you hear, "This is Arthur Aguefort. 921 00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:20,580 No student body president may be compelled 922 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:23,250 against their will by through act of magic 923 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:26,190 to disband the school or engage in any act of changing-" 924 00:39:26,190 --> 00:39:28,050 Porter goes, "Fuck!" 925 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:28,883 You see Jace says, 926 00:39:28,883 --> 00:39:31,227 "This is why we didn't do this earlier, Porter," 927 00:39:31,227 --> 00:39:34,920 and he goes (roars) and hurls a rock across the battlefield. 928 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,730 He goes, "Mazey, destroy the votes! Throw them in the lava!" 929 00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:42,990 This Jace over here goes, "Kipperlilly just died!" 930 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:44,460 And you see he goes, "What?" 931 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:46,770 And he goes, "Kipperlilly's dead, so I don't... 932 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:48,690 Are there any blank votes in the bag?" 933 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:51,780 And honestly, because Kipperlilly just died, 934 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:54,480 Mazey loses her turn as Jace and Porter 935 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,750 have to redo the plan on the fly, 936 00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,700 going, "Well no, she should still destroy... 937 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,073 They're from Seacaster Manor!" 938 00:40:01,073 --> 00:40:04,320 And you see he goes, "Yeah, but we don't... 939 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,600 We need to pick a new president!" 940 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,787 And you see he goes, "Mazey, throw the votes in the box!" 941 00:40:08,787 --> 00:40:10,020 And she goes, "Okay. 942 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,390 I still have to count them once they're in there." 943 00:40:12,390 --> 00:40:14,208 Porter goes, "Fuck!" 944 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,685 - The problem with having a mad dude as your... 945 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,180 - Yeah, what does Porter add to Intelligence? 946 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:25,620 - Let's see, what's Porter's Intelligence? 947 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,620 - And Jace is a sorcerer. He also probably is very- 948 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,480 - This was a plan with no wizard and no rogue. 949 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,730 - Exactly. - No wizard and no rogue. 950 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:36,030 None of the A student, "I'm gonna take 951 00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:39,180 a stress token on your behalf," people on their squad. 952 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:41,370 So, Mazey runs to the edge. 953 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:44,280 Porter just says, "Fuck it, toss the bag to me!" 954 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,110 and she kicks the bag over to him, 955 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,770 but nothing else nefarious can happen as he stalls, 956 00:40:49,770 --> 00:40:51,870 wondering what the fuck he's supposed to do now. 957 00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:55,327 It is Jace's turn, and Porter says, 958 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:59,040 "Figure it out, Stardiamond, or I'll kill you again!" 959 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,990 And you see Jace goes, "Okay, we can... 960 00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:06,390 Buddy, bring Kipperlilly back! 961 00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:07,840 Where's Buddy?" 962 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,780 - Mary Ann's gonna be student body president. 963 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:15,000 Let her do it! Let her have it! 964 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,833 - We have to have a total party kill. 965 00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:17,940 - [Emily] My president! Mary Ann, I pledge myself! 966 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:18,998 - Now we're all on the same page. 967 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,288 - She's bad. Y'all are weird about this. 968 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:23,910 - Here's what happens next. 969 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:26,040 All these Jaces that should be trying to kill 970 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,775 all of you right now, one of them's dead, 971 00:41:28,775 --> 00:41:30,000 the other one's 120 feet away. 972 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,070 Let's see about 120 first. 973 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:35,340 This Jace is going to cast Fly. 974 00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:37,627 - That's adorable. - Aw! 975 00:41:37,627 --> 00:41:38,460 - Adorable. 976 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,500 - So he's gonna go, and goes 60 feet. 977 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:45,360 Now he's only 60 feet away from Adaine. 978 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,310 - Hi, Jace. - God! 979 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:50,130 Wizards, you think you're so much better than everybody 980 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:52,927 just because you understand the principles that are at work- 981 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,332 - [Siobhan] You could take a level of wizard. 982 00:41:55,332 --> 00:41:57,766 - I really can't. I tried. 983 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:01,200 Okay, Jace gets to here. 984 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,850 He's off the battle board still, 985 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:04,890 but he's flying in the right direction. 986 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:08,820 That's Jace 3's turn. This guy's no more. 987 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:11,730 They need Kipperlilly back. They know they need Buddy. 988 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:15,660 So, I'm gonna roll just to see 989 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,240 the order that these two guys act in. 990 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,950 We'll call it an honest Luck check. 991 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,590 They're gonna do something stupid on odds, 992 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:25,054 and something smart on evens. - Great. 993 00:42:25,054 --> 00:42:26,910 (die rolling) 994 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:28,860 - 10. They do something smart. 995 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:30,135 - Fuck! 996 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:32,550 - Fuck! - [Brennan] So, this one here 997 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,623 casts Detect Thoughts again, 998 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:38,557 and feels Kristen 2's thoughts, and he goes, 999 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:41,880 "Invisible, over here!" and points up to K2. 1000 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,130 - Do Simulacrum, could you Detect Thoughts, though? 1001 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:46,500 Does it need to be humanoid? They're a construct. 1002 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,790 - Let's double check that. Hold on. 1003 00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:51,360 - And if they ever, have they heard 1004 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,885 British Kristen talk... 1005 00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:57,540 - Roll a Wisdom saving throw, otherwise they go mad 1006 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,428 from trying to understand what's going on. 1007 00:43:00,428 --> 00:43:04,020 (Ally humming circus music) 1008 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,570 - Cool, yes, the term is creatures, 1009 00:43:06,570 --> 00:43:08,828 which definitely includes K2. 1010 00:43:08,828 --> 00:43:11,100 - She is absolutely a creature. 1011 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:15,547 - This Jace right here looks at you, Adaine, and says, 1012 00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:18,900 "I always thought wizards were a bit stinky. 1013 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:22,800 Time for you to take a bath," and he's going to... 1014 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,974 Wait, you guys are all immune to fire. 1015 00:43:24,974 --> 00:43:26,200 - Oh no, don't put me in the fire! 1016 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,049 - [Ally] He doesn't know that! 1017 00:43:27,049 --> 00:43:28,170 - [Brennan] He doesn't fucking know that. 1018 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,700 - Don't do it! Don't put me in the fire! 1019 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,190 - He's going to create a Bigby's Hand, 1020 00:43:32,190 --> 00:43:33,780 and he's gonna push you into the lava. 1021 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,880 Give me an Athletics check. - You're so stinky. 1022 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,997 - You could fail it on purpose, for fun. 1023 00:43:37,997 --> 00:43:40,980 - Oh no, I got an 18. Wait, Athletics? 1024 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:43,320 - Athletics. - I got a 17. 1025 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,400 - Can I tell you something right now? 1026 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,040 - What? - You resist it. 1027 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,530 You can choose to fail if you wanna get pushed into lava. 1028 00:43:49,530 --> 00:43:51,420 - No, I just am like, cool hand. 1029 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,457 - Jace is going, "Destroy them," 1030 00:43:53,457 --> 00:43:55,927 and this purple hand is going like... 1031 00:43:55,927 --> 00:43:58,770 (Brennan mimics Bigby's Hand jiggling impotently) 1032 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,597 - Your saving throw is bad. 1033 00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:01,810 - No, no! 1034 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:03,900 - Maybe crack a book once in a while. 1035 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:07,587 - Porter goes, "Listen to her! She's right! Fuck you!" 1036 00:44:08,430 --> 00:44:11,430 That's all of the Jace Stardiamonds that there are. 1037 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:13,178 So, an absolutely devastating turn- 1038 00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:14,775 - So sick. 1039 00:44:14,775 --> 00:44:16,710 - ...becomes absolutely fucking stupid, 1040 00:44:16,710 --> 00:44:18,960 as their villainous plan falls apart 1041 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,190 due to Kipperlilly's death 1042 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:22,050 and Buddy being taken out of the picture. 1043 00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:24,060 I know things can feel hopeless, but you guys 1044 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:27,780 have fucking really put them in a bad spot as well. 1045 00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:30,000 You have advantage, Gorgug. It is your turn. 1046 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,613 Bless does apply to death saving throws. 1047 00:44:33,995 --> 00:44:36,818 You have two failures, though, and no successes. 1048 00:44:36,818 --> 00:44:38,534 (dice rolling) 1049 00:44:38,534 --> 00:44:39,821 - Oh! - Yeah! 1050 00:44:39,821 --> 00:44:41,238 - Nat fucking 20! 1051 00:44:42,795 --> 00:44:43,878 - Just kick up. 1052 00:44:43,878 --> 00:44:46,451 - Yeah, we knew it was gonna happen. 1053 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:47,784 - A 19 and a 20. 1054 00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:50,622 - On that nat... What the fuck! 1055 00:44:50,622 --> 00:44:51,810 - And it happened at the beginning of your turn! 1056 00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:54,233 - It happened at the beginning of your fucking turn! 1057 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,420 Gorgug, okay, so also, I will say this. 1058 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:59,460 Based on that, we're back in the gym, 1059 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:03,330 another miraculous fucking nat 20 death save. 1060 00:45:03,330 --> 00:45:05,820 Roll a d4 for me. - Three. 1061 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:09,210 Allies now show up on 17, 18, 19, 20. 1062 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:10,680 - Whoa. 1063 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,513 - Describe for me what happens as Gorgug gets up. 1064 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:16,590 (Zac whimpering) 1065 00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:17,963 - What are we doing? 1066 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:21,105 Okay, okay. 1067 00:45:22,739 --> 00:45:24,055 Gorgug looks around. 1068 00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:28,240 I was pretty sure I was by Porter. 1069 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,400 - [Brennan] Well, you got Scattered. 1070 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,530 You got put all the way over here. 1071 00:45:31,530 --> 00:45:33,960 - Not understanding what happens when he gets back up. 1072 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,060 God, I don't even know what to do. 1073 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,880 I'm gonna run at, maybe, a Jace. 1074 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,713 - [Brennan] Yeah. 1075 00:45:39,713 --> 00:45:41,610 - Throw those suckers into lava. 1076 00:45:41,610 --> 00:45:43,950 - And I have Fly? - Mm-hmm. 1077 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:44,783 - [Emily] Oh yeah, Fly. You can get there. 1078 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,170 - Can I take a full Fly movement 1079 00:45:46,170 --> 00:45:50,280 and try to tackle that Jace into the fire? 1080 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,970 - [Brennan] Okay, 60 feet gets you to that Jace. 1081 00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:55,710 - Okay. - So that's all your movement. 1082 00:45:55,710 --> 00:45:58,148 Or no, 80 is Fly, right? - It's 60. 1083 00:45:58,148 --> 00:45:59,970 - It's 60, okay. - But I will get to him, 1084 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:03,180 and then try to throw him straight off the edge. 1085 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:05,850 - Oh, and try to push him. - [Emily] Spike him into lava. 1086 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:06,900 - [Brennan] Let me see. 1087 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:11,340 So, closest edge where lava is here is this edge, 1088 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,710 which is one, two, three spaces away. 1089 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:15,240 With a bonus action... 1090 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,560 Or, no, you're not raging anymore, 1091 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,986 'cause you got dropped out of unconsciousness. 1092 00:46:18,986 --> 00:46:21,520 - Do shove attacks go 10 feet? Could he get two shoves? 1093 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,600 - Can I go into a rage, and then make two shove attacks? 1094 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,040 - I'll say this. 1095 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,330 You could knock him five feet off this way, 1096 00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:32,520 and it would be a chance that he goes in the lava 1097 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,270 or hits the crystal and takes bad falling damage. 1098 00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:38,460 But shoves only push five feet. 1099 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:39,293 - Okay. 1100 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:42,450 And the other Jace? 1101 00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:44,310 - [Brennan] Oh, this Jace is absolutely 1102 00:46:44,310 --> 00:46:46,770 one shove away from going in the fucking lava. 1103 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:50,010 - I will go to that Jace. - Sick. 1104 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:53,553 - [Zac] And take a shove attack on him. 1105 00:46:53,553 --> 00:46:54,780 - There it is, there it is. - [Zac] Reckless shove attack. 1106 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:56,373 - [Brennan] Okay, here we go. 1107 00:46:57,420 --> 00:46:58,511 (dice rolling) 1108 00:47:00,865 --> 00:47:03,090 - Does my potion still work? 1109 00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:04,380 - He just rolled a four. 1110 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:08,493 - Well, that's fun, because I rolled a 33. 1111 00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:14,400 Do I push him too far? - Yeah, he clears the lava. 1112 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,870 - You give him a concussion before he hits, 1113 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:17,670 you push him so hard. 1114 00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:19,710 - Gang, everybody send your kids to camp. 1115 00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:22,010 - Yeah! - We prepped it. 1116 00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:24,600 - Oh, you still have them. - We did some kids prep. 1117 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,250 - He's gonna roll his Con save. 1118 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:29,861 Miserable fail on the Con save from Jace Stardiamond. 1119 00:47:29,861 --> 00:47:31,050 (dice rolling) 1120 00:47:31,050 --> 00:47:31,883 - [Ally] Baccarat. 1121 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,275 - Nice. Ooh, look at those tens. 1122 00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:36,210 - Ooh, so many freaking tens. - 10, 20. 1123 00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:37,043 - [Lou] Baccarat. 1124 00:47:37,043 --> 00:47:38,222 - Rip up the character sheet now. 1125 00:47:38,222 --> 00:47:39,450 - Bakarath. - Roll for lava. 1126 00:47:39,450 --> 00:47:41,340 - Lava is a really great weapon, we've learned. 1127 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:43,200 - Lava is an ally and a weapon. 1128 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,780 - There was that rogue who had such a technique with lava, 1129 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,912 and then there was that barbarian who was so... 1130 00:47:48,912 --> 00:47:51,810 I don't know, his relationship to lava was so powerful. 1131 00:47:51,810 --> 00:47:54,351 - He's an elemental barbarian. 1132 00:47:54,351 --> 00:47:55,451 He gets it. - 95? 1133 00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:57,720 - 95 damage. 1134 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,460 Gorgug, describe for me what happens 1135 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:03,003 as you fly in and absolutely destroy this Jace. 1136 00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:07,710 - I say, what even is art? And I push him into the lava. 1137 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:10,650 - Whatever you make of it! (lava bubbling) 1138 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:11,675 - So this is art? 1139 00:48:12,741 --> 00:48:15,632 - And I have one more attack. 1140 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:22,770 I'm gonna use my bonus action to look at Porter, 1141 00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:24,600 and I'm gonna use my scanner 1142 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:29,160 to see if he has any vulnerabilities. 1143 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,170 - Oh shit. - [Emily] Or resistances. 1144 00:48:31,170 --> 00:48:33,060 - Should I do resistances and immunities, 1145 00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:34,777 or damage vulnerabilities? 1146 00:48:34,777 --> 00:48:36,086 - I would do damage vulnerabilities. 1147 00:48:36,086 --> 00:48:36,930 - I don't know if he's gonna have vulnerabilities. 1148 00:48:36,930 --> 00:48:37,763 - [Emily] He's not, yeah. 1149 00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:40,140 - All right, then I'll do resistances and immunities. 1150 00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:42,120 - Cool, you kick Jace off. 1151 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,867 This Porter looks down and says, 1152 00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:46,406 "You need to learn to stay down." 1153 00:48:46,406 --> 00:48:49,512 - ♪ When you get mad ♪ 1154 00:48:49,512 --> 00:48:51,043 - You start singing the Thistlespring song. 1155 00:48:51,043 --> 00:48:54,660 Oh, as you do that, go ahead and roll an ally check for me. 1156 00:48:54,660 --> 00:48:55,563 17 or higher. 1157 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,790 Cool, no worries. You go (beeping) and get the readout. 1158 00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,230 - I still have one attack. - Cool. 1159 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,260 - So I will 1160 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,740 turn around and hit the other Jace. 1161 00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:11,130 - Sick. What's the range on your Returning weapon? 1162 00:49:11,130 --> 00:49:14,820 - [Zac] I think it's 20/60. I don't actually- 1163 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:16,263 - [Brennan] So you'd roll with disadvantage, 1164 00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:17,096 but that's okay. 1165 00:49:17,096 --> 00:49:18,630 - Where are the ballots, by the way? 1166 00:49:18,630 --> 00:49:19,730 - Oh yeah, the ballots. 1167 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,478 - [Brennan] In Porter's hand. - Shit. 1168 00:49:22,478 --> 00:49:25,397 - Are you trying to think about using your attack 1169 00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:27,270 to get the ballots out of his hand? 1170 00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:28,511 - Yeah, if there's any way- 1171 00:49:28,511 --> 00:49:31,800 - I would allow that as a ranged disarm check, 1172 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,510 if it's just Athletics versus Athletics 1173 00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:35,730 with you throwing the Heavy Metal Axe. 1174 00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:40,710 So it's Porter's Athletics, which he's gonna roll right now. 1175 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:43,320 He got a 26 on his Athletics. 1176 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,790 What did you need to roll to beat that? 1177 00:49:44,790 --> 00:49:47,040 - I have plus 12. - Okay. 1178 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,898 - So I have to roll, 1179 00:49:49,898 --> 00:49:50,731 26, 1180 00:49:51,763 --> 00:49:52,977 a 14 or higher? 1181 00:49:52,977 --> 00:49:54,535 - You still have a Fabian Bardic, right? 1182 00:49:54,535 --> 00:49:57,826 - Yeah, I have a Bardic. Okay. 1183 00:49:57,826 --> 00:50:00,714 And I roll this with advantage 'cause I'm raging, right? 1184 00:50:00,714 --> 00:50:03,210 - Yes, you roll it with advantage 'cause you're raging. 1185 00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:05,670 - 18 on the die. - Hell yes. 1186 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,730 Okay, on this attack, you... (mimics axe whooshing) 1187 00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:10,110 Now, I just wanna remind you, 1188 00:50:10,110 --> 00:50:12,780 at the end of your turn, Porter has Legendary Actions. 1189 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:16,860 So tell me where you wanna send these ballots to. 1190 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:18,750 - [Zac] Down here. 1191 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,490 - [Siobhan] Can you send them to me? 1192 00:50:20,490 --> 00:50:23,340 - [Zac] Oh yeah, if it could go to Adaine. 1193 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:25,950 - Yeah, just boomerang through the air, 1194 00:50:25,950 --> 00:50:28,080 you forego dealing damage. 1195 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,903 As he's holding the ballots, you bam! 1196 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:34,530 The straps of the duffel bag hook 1197 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:37,830 on the back hook of the battleaxe. 1198 00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:40,620 As it sails through the air, it lands in the hands 1199 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:44,466 of Adaine Abernant, and your axe returns to you. 1200 00:50:44,466 --> 00:50:46,716 (roars) Democracy! 1201 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,610 Oh, this hand is gone as well. 1202 00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:53,927 So, Gorgug, that is your turn. Any other- 1203 00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:56,122 You used bonus actions. 1204 00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:57,180 Do you want that information? 1205 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,959 You didn't actually use it yet. 1206 00:50:58,959 --> 00:51:00,630 - I didn't get the info yet, so yeah, 1207 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,430 I will take it, if there's any. 1208 00:51:02,430 --> 00:51:04,170 - Resistances and immunities. 1209 00:51:04,170 --> 00:51:06,840 Damage immunities. 1210 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,320 Fire and bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing 1211 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,630 from non-magical attacks. 1212 00:51:12,630 --> 00:51:14,490 Magical attacks, no. 1213 00:51:14,490 --> 00:51:16,839 Damage resistances? 1214 00:51:16,839 --> 00:51:17,672 All. 1215 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,270 Resistance to all damage. - [Emily] Yeah. Makes sense. 1216 00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:22,950 - So he's resistant to magical attacks? 1217 00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:25,140 Or if we hit him with a magical weapon- 1218 00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:28,260 - He has resistance to all forms of all damage. 1219 00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:30,270 So effectively, he's always in a barbarian rage 1220 00:51:30,270 --> 00:51:32,790 that applies to everything, right? 1221 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,470 Effectively, he has twice as many hit points 1222 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:36,210 as his stat block says. 1223 00:51:36,210 --> 00:51:38,280 - So instead of 30, he has 60? 1224 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,780 - He has 60 full hit points. That's freaking nuts. 1225 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,190 - That's wild. - [Lou] That's fucking wild. 1226 00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:45,450 - That's so strong. 1227 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,790 - I can't even begin to imagine. 1228 00:51:47,790 --> 00:51:50,450 - [Brennan] Porter, Legendary Action on his turn, 1229 00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:55,200 is going to leap off the gymnasium, (grunts) bam, 1230 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,810 and leap right here. 1231 00:51:57,810 --> 00:51:59,610 - And I don't get an attack of opportunity, right? 1232 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:00,875 - He's also a friend to lava. - That's slightly out of range? 1233 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:02,194 - Yeah, it's out of range for you. 1234 00:52:02,194 --> 00:52:05,940 But he's got reach on both you and Adaine at the same time, 1235 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:09,120 and more importantly, if Adaine were to fly away, 1236 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,830 he would get an attack of opportunity on her. 1237 00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:12,720 So he used his Legendary Action to move. 1238 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,840 That's his second Legendary Action of that round. 1239 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,710 That is going to be Riz, at the top of the order. 1240 00:52:19,710 --> 00:52:24,090 - Okay, first things first, Gizzard of the Vulture King. 1241 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:28,050 Would that be a free action, just shoving a gizzard to Fig? 1242 00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:29,340 - [Brennan] Let's call it an object interaction. 1243 00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:32,280 - Great, I give you the Gizzard of the Vulture King 1244 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,100 for 3d10 hit points. - It's so big. 1245 00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:37,648 - [Brennan] You awaken with a feeling like... 1246 00:52:37,648 --> 00:52:42,373 There is just rot and organ in your mouth. (gagging) 1247 00:52:42,373 --> 00:52:44,493 - Mm, mm. 1248 00:52:44,493 --> 00:52:46,919 Riz, you've got to give me this recipe. 1249 00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:50,555 - You're still out of it, I think. 1250 00:52:50,555 --> 00:52:52,560 - So good. - I think you're poisoned. 1251 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,410 3d10. 1252 00:52:54,410 --> 00:52:55,703 - Nice! - Hell yeah. 1253 00:52:55,703 --> 00:52:56,637 - That's great. 1254 00:52:56,637 --> 00:53:00,633 Are any of the kids over there? Has anyone seen my kids? 1255 00:53:01,650 --> 00:53:04,650 - Since I'm up, I'll say, if you wanna get over there 1256 00:53:04,650 --> 00:53:05,845 and hold your action to do some stuff- 1257 00:53:05,845 --> 00:53:06,845 - Great, yeah, can I 1258 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,960 essentially hold my turn to go with Fig? 1259 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,600 - I'm gonna allow the use of the gizzard 1260 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,010 as an object interaction, 1261 00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:19,080 but I think that does mean you're taking your turn. 1262 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,537 Does that make sense? - Okay. 1263 00:53:20,537 --> 00:53:22,243 - [Brennan] But you can ready an action, if you want. 1264 00:53:22,243 --> 00:53:23,910 - Okay, yeah, damn. 1265 00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:26,400 So all I can do is an action once I get out. 1266 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,320 - You can't ready a Misty Step? 1267 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,670 'Cause if I Dimension Door you there, 1268 00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:30,696 you grab the stuff, Misty Step- 1269 00:53:30,696 --> 00:53:32,383 - That would be a bonus action and an action. 1270 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,216 - Hm? 1271 00:53:33,216 --> 00:53:35,880 - Oh, you mean just a Misty Step? 1272 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,320 - Yeah, you ready a Misty Step. 1273 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,633 - Could I ready a bonus action instead of an action? 1274 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:40,877 - I'll allow you to ready a bonus action 1275 00:53:40,877 --> 00:53:42,060 instead of an action. - Okay, cool. 1276 00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:44,070 Actually, I have my Mage Hand as well, is up. 1277 00:53:44,070 --> 00:53:46,110 I could just shove that in. That's 30 feet. 1278 00:53:46,110 --> 00:53:47,340 - Oh yeah. - Nice. 1279 00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:51,270 - Cool, so I'll ready an action to take the ballots, 1280 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,310 and do we think we need to be doing 1281 00:53:53,310 --> 00:53:55,290 more damage or anything, or should I just- 1282 00:53:55,290 --> 00:53:56,986 - [Emily] Oh, you can also ready an action to attack him. 1283 00:53:56,986 --> 00:53:59,400 - No, we shouldn't let them have it. Okay. 1284 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,410 - Do we get a sense that there's still... 1285 00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:03,650 I mean, he's still going after it, right? 1286 00:54:03,650 --> 00:54:05,520 Do we care about the ballots still? 1287 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,480 - Yes. - There's also a world 1288 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,870 where Porter's plan fails, and in his fury and rage at it, 1289 00:54:09,870 --> 00:54:12,480 he just kills everybody, you know? 1290 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,970 What you're seeing doesn't strike you as, 1291 00:54:14,970 --> 00:54:16,443 things are gonna be good. 1292 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,100 Even if you defeat his nefarious plan, you might still 1293 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,980 be trapped in a burning Elmville with an angry giant. 1294 00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:27,210 - Right. (groans) Dammit. 1295 00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:28,890 Okay, so then yeah, the question is, 1296 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:31,170 if I wanna do damage or if I wanna try to get the- 1297 00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:32,220 - Just 'cause it might change your math, 1298 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:33,840 go ahead and roll that ally check now. 1299 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:34,673 - Oh, great. 1300 00:54:36,397 --> 00:54:37,230 (die rolling) 1301 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,990 13. - No. 1302 00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:44,280 - Okay, so just to be clear, if I were to Mage Hand, 1303 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,123 and if I were to get the stuff in the ballot box... 1304 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,750 Once they're officially in the ballot box, 1305 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,497 we still need Mazey to count them. 1306 00:54:56,497 --> 00:54:57,600 - Yes, you still need Mazey to count them. 1307 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,680 - That's the problem. - Okay. 1308 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,259 - If we get it, I think we still- 1309 00:55:00,259 --> 00:55:01,092 - Okay, so it's not- - I think I'm better off 1310 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:03,398 maybe shooting someone this turn, and next turn maybe- 1311 00:55:03,398 --> 00:55:05,280 - Cool, then why don't you just go ahead and shoot? 1312 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,150 - Cool, then I'm just going to try to essentially 1313 00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:12,630 get in range to maybe shoot this Jace right here. 1314 00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:13,463 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1315 00:55:13,463 --> 00:55:14,640 - [Murph] Do I have line of sight on Porter? 1316 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,487 - Oh yeah, he's enormous. You can jump over there. 1317 00:55:17,487 --> 00:55:18,960 You can take the Stealth to get advantage. 1318 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,790 - I will do that. - Hell yeah. 1319 00:55:20,790 --> 00:55:24,810 - He's within 10 feet of us, so that doesn't count as- 1320 00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:25,643 - [Brennan] That doesn't count as Sneak Attack. 1321 00:55:25,643 --> 00:55:27,210 - But I can hide first. - Oh, right. 1322 00:55:27,210 --> 00:55:28,410 - You can hide first. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1323 00:55:28,410 --> 00:55:32,040 - Let me see. But long range is past 80. 1324 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,979 Let's just make sure. You should be fine. 1325 00:55:34,979 --> 00:55:37,740 - [Murph] I can get to, like, here with- 1326 00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:39,810 - Oh great, yeah, if you can get there with movement, 1327 00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:41,913 then you'll be good to go. So you're gonna- yeah. 1328 00:55:41,913 --> 00:55:43,653 - [Murph] I'll go around this. 1329 00:55:44,994 --> 00:55:46,770 - [Brennan] It's just at the edge of your range. 1330 00:55:46,770 --> 00:55:49,830 - And then I will do a hide check. 1331 00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:50,680 - [Brennan] Cool. 1332 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,610 - Reliable Talent is a 24, I think. 1333 00:55:56,610 --> 00:55:57,690 Yeah, 24. 1334 00:55:57,690 --> 00:55:59,340 - Yeah, you get past his passive Perception for sure. 1335 00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:02,913 - Cool. And then I will take a shot. 1336 00:56:03,870 --> 00:56:05,028 Come on. 1337 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,511 (dice rolling) 1338 00:56:07,950 --> 00:56:11,393 Ooh, not great, damn. Oh, Bless. 1339 00:56:11,393 --> 00:56:12,226 (die rolling) 1340 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,400 Dirty 20? 1341 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,820 - Dirty 20 hits. - [Emily] Yeah! 1342 00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,090 - You get the sense that this guy's thing 1343 00:56:18,090 --> 00:56:19,500 is not armor class, it's hit points. 1344 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,060 - Yeah. 1345 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,380 Come on! 1346 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,133 Ooh, that's nice. We like to see those sixes. 1347 00:56:26,733 --> 00:56:28,200 36 damage. 1348 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,820 - Ooh, doctor! 1349 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,943 You also see that he can't use one of his reactions. 1350 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:36,000 He has a parry reaction, but you have to be able 1351 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,521 to see the attacker to be able to do that. 1352 00:56:37,521 --> 00:56:38,354 - Yes! - Rad. 1353 00:56:38,354 --> 00:56:40,560 - Gunshot, bam, in his side. 1354 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,330 Where's that little shadow? 1355 00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:46,410 Riz, that is your turn. Bonus action, movement, gunfire. 1356 00:56:46,410 --> 00:56:48,480 At the end of your turn, Porter's gonna use 1357 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,797 his last Legendary Action to swing at Adaine. 1358 00:56:50,797 --> 00:56:52,193 Let's get a Mirror Image roll. 1359 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,290 Eight or higher does it. 1360 00:56:54,290 --> 00:56:55,123 (die rolling) 1361 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:58,050 - That is a two. 1362 00:56:58,050 --> 00:57:01,830 - Okay, he is gonna swing at you, trying to get this bag. 1363 00:57:01,830 --> 00:57:03,750 That's cocked, and we honor the cock at this table. 1364 00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:04,950 - We honor the cock. 1365 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:06,990 - We absolutely honor the cock. 1366 00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:09,540 - You know what honoring the cock gets you sometimes? 1367 00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:11,781 A natural one. - Wow! 1368 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:16,650 - Unbelievable. - She's unhittable! 1369 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:19,110 - Porter swings, I'm gonna say on a natural one, 1370 00:57:19,110 --> 00:57:23,640 you full arm-guard parry with the Sword of Sight, clang! 1371 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,733 - [Siobhan] Why were you teaching at this school 1372 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,861 when we're better than you? - I'm a big boy! 1373 00:57:28,770 --> 00:57:30,300 That is his Legendary Action. 1374 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:32,100 Figueroth Faeth, that is your turn. 1375 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:35,008 - Yes! - Okay, do I have the sense that 1376 00:57:35,008 --> 00:57:40,008 I could get within 60 feet, but cast a spell 1377 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,500 centered under here so I don't necessarily see him? 1378 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,260 I think what I wanna do is, I wanna cast Shatter on this 1379 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:48,071 so that he falls into the lava. 1380 00:57:48,071 --> 00:57:49,434 - Ooh. - Mm. 1381 00:57:49,434 --> 00:57:51,240 - So that he takes damage. - Oh shit. 1382 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,146 - But the floor also shatters, 'cause it's- 1383 00:57:54,146 --> 00:57:54,979 - Yeah. 1384 00:57:54,979 --> 00:57:55,812 - [Ally] And it's dipping forward, yeah. 1385 00:57:55,812 --> 00:57:57,360 - [Emily] Like a sphere. 1386 00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:01,140 - I will say, he's right on the edge. It's coming apart. 1387 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,895 Let's do this. I'll make a deal with you. 1388 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,620 - I am a warlock. - You are a warlock. 1389 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:10,410 I'll allow you to do the Shatter tactically, 1390 00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:13,230 and what I'll say is, that section of floor 1391 00:58:13,230 --> 00:58:15,340 has 20 hit points, but Shatter- 1392 00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:17,160 - What's the PSI on this? 1393 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,390 - Somebody goes to school for this- 1394 00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:20,560 - How long was this cured for? I don't know. 1395 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,598 - Oh, I should do the ally check, too. 1396 00:58:22,598 --> 00:58:24,330 - [Brennan] Do the ally check. 1397 00:58:24,330 --> 00:58:26,220 14. - [Brennan] 14, close. 1398 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,720 Close, close, close. - What is it at now? 1399 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,193 - 17 or higher. 1400 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,770 - I'll say that section of floor underneath him 1401 00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:33,540 has 27 hit points. 1402 00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:36,150 Shatter does double damage to objects. 1403 00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:40,080 I will allow you to double that double damage, 1404 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,010 but it's gonna be a wallop on the gym. 1405 00:58:44,010 --> 00:58:46,660 It's sending a big, thunderous energy over the gym. 1406 00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:49,975 - I think I'm gonna just take the double damage. 1407 00:58:49,975 --> 00:58:51,210 - Cool, go for it. - Not double double damage. 1408 00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:54,783 - Also, if Buddy comes back, he's right here. 1409 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,178 - That's why I'm hoping to get rid of it. 1410 00:58:57,178 --> 00:58:58,361 - That's smart as hell. 1411 00:58:58,361 --> 00:58:59,733 - I'm worried about killing Gorgug 1412 00:58:59,733 --> 00:59:01,380 if I do the double double damage. 1413 00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:03,960 - I have Fly on. - Oh, you have Fly on? 1414 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,430 - If you're talking about me falling. 1415 00:59:05,430 --> 00:59:08,288 - I might kill K2 if I do double double damage. 1416 00:59:08,288 --> 00:59:11,095 - Don't do that to me. Don't do this to me. 1417 00:59:11,095 --> 00:59:12,506 I don't care. 1418 00:59:12,506 --> 00:59:13,813 - I think we need to do double double damage. 1419 00:59:13,813 --> 00:59:15,660 - Okay. - What I wanna do, though, 1420 00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:18,870 is I wanna center it on here and basically, 1421 00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:21,210 you can say no if I can't do this, but basically, 1422 00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:24,000 I know he's there, so I wanna center it on there, 1423 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,430 but get out of line of sight when I cast the spell. 1424 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:27,510 - [Brennan] So you wanna get to a place 1425 00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:30,265 where he can't Counter this spell, essentially, right? 1426 00:59:30,265 --> 00:59:33,210 - Yeah, but if you don't want that, 1427 00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:34,830 I also don't have to- - No, that makes sense. 1428 00:59:34,830 --> 00:59:38,070 Honestly, all you have to do is just... 1429 00:59:38,070 --> 00:59:40,740 Shatter doesn't require line of sight, so- 1430 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:43,890 - I just want that area. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1431 00:59:43,890 --> 00:59:46,290 That's no sweat, just literally pick an obstacle 1432 00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:49,066 to hide behind before you cast Shatter. 1433 00:59:49,066 --> 00:59:51,060 If it's this stone in the middle- 1434 00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:53,100 - [Emily] Oh, I'm so sorry, Kristen. 1435 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,180 I think it's, like, here. (Ally screaming quietly) 1436 00:59:55,180 --> 01:00:00,175 - Yeah, great. Go ahead, get your character, get your mini. 1437 01:00:02,226 --> 01:00:03,360 Do you have the movement to get over there? 1438 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,220 - I have a bonus action dash from my skateboard. 1439 01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:07,145 - Yeah, that should be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1440 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:11,640 You have 60 feet of movement. That'll get you 30 feet. 1441 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,230 You might not get all the way there, 1442 01:00:13,230 --> 01:00:16,020 but I think you can definitely still get... 1443 01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:19,470 I think you might actually be able to get next to Riz 1444 01:00:19,470 --> 01:00:21,630 on just your movement, and that's within range. 1445 01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:23,400 You'll be hidden behind this chunk of debris, 1446 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,870 and can get the spell off from there, 1447 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,040 and then if you wanna bonus action move 1448 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,040 after you cast the spell, you can do that. 1449 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,560 - [Emily] Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll do that. 1450 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,393 - Cool. 1451 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:32,490 - Okay, I'm gonna upcast it to do double double damage. 1452 01:00:32,490 --> 01:00:34,350 Wait, double double damage? 1453 01:00:34,350 --> 01:00:35,490 Yeah, I'm gonna upcast it. 1454 01:00:35,490 --> 01:00:36,373 - Great. - Okay. 1455 01:00:36,373 --> 01:00:38,430 - I think we're gonna lose K2, though. 1456 01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:39,810 - Can't you just move it slightly 1457 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:42,754 so K2 is not in the sphere? - No, the whole gym is- 1458 01:00:42,754 --> 01:00:45,150 - He's saying if I do double double damage, 1459 01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:47,460 it's gonna be uncontrollable. - Will we have to hope 1460 01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:50,223 that we get flying allies that come to our aid? 1461 01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:53,010 - If it takes out half the gym, who cares? 1462 01:00:53,010 --> 01:00:53,843 - Yeah. 1463 01:00:53,843 --> 01:00:56,100 - I'm just gonna do double damage. 1464 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:59,730 Just to be clear, I used just my movement. 1465 01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:02,160 - You still have a bonus action, and you're side by side 1466 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,860 with Riz, hiding behind that big old fucking- 1467 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:07,000 - But I choose that point. - Exactly. 1468 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,900 Yeah, it literally says a point you choose, 1469 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:10,733 so you're good to go. 1470 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:12,120 You're just hitting a chord on the bass 1471 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,320 and fucking rocking out. - Yeah. 1472 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,420 - You are going to do this a little bit more carefully 1473 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:18,510 because of the insane chaos of the battlefield. 1474 01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:23,340 This has 27 hit points to drop it down, 1475 01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:25,860 but this does double damage normally, 1476 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:29,610 so you just need to do 14 points of thunder damage 1477 01:01:29,610 --> 01:01:32,238 in order to drop them. - Okay. 1478 01:01:32,238 --> 01:01:33,071 - Yeah! - Come on. 1479 01:01:33,071 --> 01:01:34,833 - I'm gonna roll it one at a time. 1480 01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:36,719 - [Brennan] One. 13 points left. 1481 01:01:36,719 --> 01:01:38,250 (die rolling) 1482 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,083 Two. 1483 01:01:39,951 --> 01:01:41,040 (die rolling) 1484 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,900 - Oh my god! - One. 1485 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,340 - So we're at three? 1486 01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:47,675 - We're at 4 out of 27. You have 23 points left. 1487 01:01:47,675 --> 01:01:48,508 (die rolling) 1488 01:01:50,496 --> 01:01:52,623 Okay, 16 points left. 1489 01:01:52,623 --> 01:01:53,456 (die rolling) 1490 01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:57,210 - 13 points left. - That's 13 points, right? 1491 01:01:57,210 --> 01:01:59,160 - Wait, isn't this- - Oh, sorry, yeah. 1492 01:02:00,052 --> 01:02:01,830 I was doing it to 23. You need 14. 1493 01:02:01,830 --> 01:02:04,740 - So one, two, three, four, 1494 01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:07,230 then a 7 becomes 11, 1495 01:02:07,230 --> 01:02:10,140 plus a 3 becomes 14! - 14! 1496 01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:12,257 - And I have one more d8, 1497 01:02:12,257 --> 01:02:13,182 which is 20. 1498 01:02:13,182 --> 01:02:17,520 - Nice! - 20 damage becomes 40 damage. 1499 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,730 - That was so scary. - This Jace- 1500 01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:23,670 - My damage rolls this season are giving me a heart attack. 1501 01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:26,790 - Unbelievable. Okay. - And an ulcer. 1502 01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:27,780 - So you do 20. 1503 01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:31,880 He makes his save versus the Shatter, 1504 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,371 so he takes 10. 1505 01:02:33,371 --> 01:02:36,221 But now I'm gonna need you to roll 1506 01:02:36,221 --> 01:02:39,300 18d10 lava damage. 1507 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,892 - [Ally] You have the kid box, right? 1508 01:02:40,892 --> 01:02:43,358 (dice rolling) 1509 01:02:43,358 --> 01:02:45,311 Ha! Baccarat! - Yes, okay! 1510 01:02:45,311 --> 01:02:46,230 - Baccarat. 1511 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,570 - He rolls a nat 20 on his save for the lava. 1512 01:02:48,570 --> 01:02:50,040 He'll take half damage. 1513 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,970 - I got five ones already. Six ones! 1514 01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:55,892 - [Murph] Am I within 60 feet of him 1515 01:02:55,892 --> 01:02:58,245 as he falls in the lava? - As he falls in the lava, 1516 01:02:58,245 --> 01:02:59,078 you are within 60 feet of him. 1517 01:02:59,078 --> 01:03:02,730 - Silvery Barbs on the save. - [Siobhan] Nice! 1518 01:03:02,730 --> 01:03:03,840 - He fails the save. - Yes! 1519 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,160 - Wow! - He fails the save. 1520 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,110 - There we go. - Wow! 1521 01:03:07,110 --> 01:03:08,100 - Give somebody advantage. 1522 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,170 - Fabian still has to make a death save, 1523 01:03:10,170 --> 01:03:12,097 because Fabian will go before Kristen. 1524 01:03:12,097 --> 01:03:14,040 - But I don't have as many fails. 1525 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,632 - I'll give Fabian advantage. - Oh, thank you! 1526 01:03:16,632 --> 01:03:20,361 - I rolled really poorly, but I did get 69. 1527 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:21,210 - Sick! 1528 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,122 - So then why did you say you rolled poorly? 1529 01:03:23,122 --> 01:03:24,189 - Honestly, way more important. 1530 01:03:24,189 --> 01:03:25,022 - Why did you say you rolled poorly? 1531 01:03:25,022 --> 01:03:27,510 - Actually, I rolled as well as you can. 1532 01:03:27,510 --> 01:03:28,890 - I wanna point something out. 1533 01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:30,690 You've rolled as well as you can, 69. 1534 01:03:30,690 --> 01:03:31,523 I wanna point out, 1535 01:03:31,523 --> 01:03:36,523 he had 41 hit points, so that nat 20- 1536 01:03:36,569 --> 01:03:39,390 - [Emily] Yeah! - Unbelievable. 1537 01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:41,370 Fig, describe for me what happens. 1538 01:03:41,370 --> 01:03:45,720 The whole platform, boom, spins around with the force. 1539 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,430 You can see it connected on a tether, 1540 01:03:47,430 --> 01:03:49,110 so really what you're doing more than anything 1541 01:03:49,110 --> 01:03:52,710 is coming in on top of it with thunder and smacking it 1542 01:03:52,710 --> 01:03:56,520 so that it flips and sends him tumbling into the lava. 1543 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,520 Describe for me what happens. How do you cast the spell? 1544 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,190 - I definitely take out my bass and do 1545 01:04:02,190 --> 01:04:07,190 just the gnarliest opening chords for "Dawn of Justice". 1546 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,110 And you know what, why not? 1547 01:04:10,110 --> 01:04:13,700 I say, there's a place for you in Hell also. 1548 01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:15,690 - Wha? (screams) 1549 01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:17,670 It's weird, 'cause the dawn justice part, 1550 01:04:17,670 --> 01:04:20,280 I'm trying to map you out! 1551 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:23,520 He gets sucked into the lava. He is no more. 1552 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,170 Three of four Jaces down, 1553 01:04:25,170 --> 01:04:28,590 the last Jace flying in from over here. 1554 01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:32,700 Unbelievable. One by one, your enemies are fallen. 1555 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:35,220 - I'm gonna use my bonus action to try to get closer, 1556 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:37,110 to use the Dash action with the skateboard 1557 01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:39,360 to try and get closer to Adaine 1558 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,870 so that we can maybe try and talk to Ankarna. 1559 01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:45,660 - Hell yeah. It's difficult terrain, 1560 01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:50,310 so I'm gonna say that you can get to this area down here 1561 01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:53,250 next to the fallen Hangman. - And Hangman's back up. 1562 01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:55,733 - Hangman's back up, so you can get to the Hangman, 1563 01:04:55,733 --> 01:04:58,050 and the Hangman can go right away. 1564 01:04:58,050 --> 01:04:58,883 - [Lou] Great. 1565 01:04:58,883 --> 01:05:00,060 - If you wanna move Fig somewhere, 1566 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,440 or you want the Hangman to do anything. 1567 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,510 - Okay, we'll start with the ally check, 1568 01:05:03,510 --> 01:05:06,300 or we'll start with this death saving throw. 1569 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:07,436 - [Brennan] Here we go. 1570 01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:09,811 (dice rolling) 1571 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:11,337 - [Lou] 17, still up. 1572 01:05:11,337 --> 01:05:13,161 - 17, still up. Okay, copy that. 1573 01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:14,370 - Bakur. - Mm-hmm. 1574 01:05:14,370 --> 01:05:17,943 - On a 14, or, excuse me- - Bakur, on a- 1575 01:05:17,943 --> 01:05:20,160 - 13. - ...13, 13 or higher. 1576 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,147 - Don't use that die. Come on. 1577 01:05:21,147 --> 01:05:23,625 - No, I will, 'cause it can redeem itself. 1578 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,036 - [Siobhan] Okay. 1579 01:05:25,036 --> 01:05:29,144 - 14! (players cheering) 1580 01:05:29,144 --> 01:05:31,440 - Unbelievable. 1581 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,850 - It's the first time that die 1582 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,472 has rolled over a three all season. 1583 01:05:34,472 --> 01:05:37,930 - Yeah, but now let's see if this was a big mistake. 1584 01:05:37,930 --> 01:05:41,755 - Bakur comes, kills me, eats K2. 1585 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,804 - Okay, so- - Blimey. 1586 01:05:44,804 --> 01:05:46,362 - Kisses Mazey. - Blimey! 1587 01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:49,500 - Blimey! (chomps) 1588 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:53,730 - Yeah, takes my girl, starts flirting with her. 1589 01:05:53,730 --> 01:05:55,860 - Is on the phone with your dad the whole time. 1590 01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:59,283 - Ignore the Aguefort Owlbears cap and the whistle. 1591 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:05,700 This is Gorthalax, but for now, it'll be Bakur. 1592 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,540 - We'll fix it in post. 1593 01:06:06,540 --> 01:06:09,027 - You want this sexy lady instead? 1594 01:06:09,027 --> 01:06:10,060 - What a perfect little detail. 1595 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:12,120 - Yeah, maybe we should get her in there. 1596 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,984 - She's so hot. (devils smooching) 1597 01:06:13,984 --> 01:06:15,680 - Oh wow! - That's D&D. 1598 01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:21,860 Okay, so rising out of the lava down here- 1599 01:06:22,114 --> 01:06:25,020 - (gasps) Right with Mary Ann! - Right with Mary Ann. 1600 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:29,400 The gem fractures, and as it fractures, 1601 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:34,400 you see Bakur turns and goes, "What is this place?" 1602 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:38,940 You see Porter whips over and says, "Never you mind, Bakur. 1603 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:41,820 We revive the goddess Ankarna." 1604 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:45,780 And you see, wafting, sweet breath off of his mouth. 1605 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:48,360 But you do get the sense that that Dispel 1606 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,670 would be effective on that devil's honey. 1607 01:06:50,670 --> 01:06:52,230 - Oh, so he believes- 1608 01:06:52,230 --> 01:06:55,620 - The people here who are followers of Ankarna are Porter, 1609 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,300 not really, but devil's honey, 1610 01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:00,510 and then Fig as the champion of Ankarna. 1611 01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:02,610 But Bakur is not going to act on this turn. 1612 01:07:02,610 --> 01:07:03,900 - I'm over here, Bakur! 1613 01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:07,020 - He delays his action, ready to join one side or the other 1614 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,430 as soon as he can figure out what's going on. 1615 01:07:08,430 --> 01:07:12,060 - Okay, then we'll make an ally roll. 1616 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:14,370 - Ally check. 17 or higher does the trick. 1617 01:07:14,370 --> 01:07:15,510 - Come on, come on! 1618 01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:17,043 - It's actually an Ally check. 1619 01:07:18,347 --> 01:07:19,180 If we get another Kristen. 1620 01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:20,716 - Ally Beardsley. 18! - 18. 1621 01:07:20,716 --> 01:07:24,420 - Oh shit! - I'm dead, but! 1622 01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:26,550 - You're making moves. - It's the least I could do. 1623 01:07:26,550 --> 01:07:27,780 - Because you're down right now, 1624 01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:29,490 give me another d4 roll. - Okay. 1625 01:07:29,490 --> 01:07:31,860 - That's the best knocked out turn I've ever- 1626 01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:33,890 - Yeah, right? - Quatro? 1627 01:07:33,890 --> 01:07:37,680 In Fabian's head, where does his mind go 1628 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,450 as he reaches out for help? 1629 01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:42,570 'Cause these are actually mirrors opening up everywhere. 1630 01:07:42,570 --> 01:07:45,780 So Fabian, you're looking through mirrors in Elmville. 1631 01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:47,640 What are you looking for? 1632 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,140 - I mean, I'm definitely looking 1633 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:52,470 for health or aid in that way. 1634 01:07:52,470 --> 01:07:54,117 I think I'm thinking about Mazey. 1635 01:07:54,117 --> 01:07:56,520 I'm thinking about Dispels. 1636 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,013 I'm thinking about Greater Restorations. 1637 01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,000 And then I'm probably thinking about Ragh, 1638 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,970 and maybe Jawbone, because they were just with us. 1639 01:08:05,970 --> 01:08:08,820 - I'm gonna say you see all of them coming. 1640 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:11,790 However, what you see coming through this space, 1641 01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:14,910 the doors of the gym that are floating off in space 1642 01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:18,958 suddenly bust wide open, boom, 1643 01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:23,357 and a gleaming light of a mirror. 1644 01:08:27,727 --> 01:08:28,811 Squeem. - Squeem! 1645 01:08:28,811 --> 01:08:31,248 - Squeem! (players cheering) 1646 01:08:31,248 --> 01:08:32,081 - Squeem! - Yes! 1647 01:08:32,081 --> 01:08:32,914 - You know what, I think all those things, 1648 01:08:32,914 --> 01:08:35,262 but then at the end of it is just Squeem. 1649 01:08:35,262 --> 01:08:37,110 - Squeem. - Hi, Squeem. 1650 01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:40,383 - Squeem has six cortados on a tray. 1651 01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:46,671 Squeem comes right in through here, going, "Squeem!" 1652 01:08:46,671 --> 01:08:49,653 with the cortados, holds up Fig's phone. 1653 01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:54,347 - Squeem, the bill on that has been insane. 1654 01:08:54,347 --> 01:08:55,305 - Squeem. 1655 01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:57,313 - Forgiven. 1656 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:02,340 - Some weird dollar sign comes up in Squeem's chest 1657 01:09:02,340 --> 01:09:06,180 as he reloads the TracFone account in your phone. 1658 01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:09,503 And you see Squeem looks at Porter. He goes... 1659 01:09:09,503 --> 01:09:13,303 (rising pitch) Squeem! 1660 01:09:13,303 --> 01:09:14,621 - Ow! 1661 01:09:14,621 --> 01:09:15,480 - You see crystals everywhere, shattering. 1662 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,830 Porter goes, "Ah!" 1663 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:21,330 A shadow is cast from Porter, behind him, 1664 01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:23,058 and as the shadow grows longer, 1665 01:09:24,150 --> 01:09:28,200 Balthazar appears in shadow form, 1666 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,510 and you hear him go, "Hey kids, what's for dinner?" 1667 01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:34,335 - Balthazar! - Balthazar! 1668 01:09:34,335 --> 01:09:36,859 - I guess they'll let anyone in here. 1669 01:09:36,859 --> 01:09:37,692 - I'm dead. 1670 01:09:37,692 --> 01:09:39,870 - It was pretty obvious you weren't dead. 1671 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,490 - [Brennan] Balthazar appears in that moment. 1672 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,950 - The greatest "Fantasy High" heroes of all time. 1673 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:49,350 - [Brennan] Of all time, Squeem and Balthazar. 1674 01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,900 - Hit after hit! - Hit after hit. 1675 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:56,190 What is the range, as Squeem appears in this moment, to- 1676 01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:58,200 - Chuck a cortado directly into my mouth? 1677 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,944 - Yes, I'm actually gonna see. 1678 01:09:59,944 --> 01:10:01,704 If you're within 60 feet, it's on. 1679 01:10:01,704 --> 01:10:03,848 - [Emily] I think he is. I think he is. 1680 01:10:03,848 --> 01:10:06,540 - Yes, you are exactly 60 feet. 1681 01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:09,443 Mass Healing Word. This is gonna hit- - Whoa! 1682 01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:10,840 - Maybe me, too? 1683 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,615 - This is gonna hit Fig, Hangman, Kristen, Fabian. 1684 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,110 That is 13 points healed for 1685 01:10:17,110 --> 01:10:20,785 Fabian, Riz, Fig, Kristen. 1686 01:10:20,785 --> 01:10:21,960 Squeem! - I believe! 1687 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,633 - [Brennan] As cortados fly from his hand. 1688 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,417 - Oh! Tea cortado! Squeem? 1689 01:10:29,766 --> 01:10:32,963 (Brennan squeeming) 1690 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:35,850 You came. (Brennan squeeming) 1691 01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:37,350 - Go ahead, and you may take your turn. 1692 01:10:37,350 --> 01:10:41,220 - Wow, what a thrill. I still have Fly on, right? 1693 01:10:41,220 --> 01:10:42,930 - Yeah. - I'm gonna fly up to Mazey 1694 01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:45,420 and even though I can do it at 120 feet, 1695 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:48,837 I'm gonna do it as touch and cast 4th level Dispel Magic. 1696 01:10:48,837 --> 01:10:51,150 (players cheering) 1697 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:52,170 - Hell yes. - Wow! 1698 01:10:52,170 --> 01:10:53,610 - Squeem, when this is over, 1699 01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:55,984 you're gonna live with Fabian, all right? 1700 01:10:55,984 --> 01:10:59,046 - Yeah! - Uh, of course, Squeem. 1701 01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:01,833 - Squeem, I'm gonna live with Fabian too! 1702 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:03,912 - Squeem! - Bunk beds? 1703 01:11:03,912 --> 01:11:05,010 - Squeem! 1704 01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:08,024 Balthazar says, "Why don't you kids get a room, huh?" 1705 01:11:08,024 --> 01:11:10,724 - Balthazar! - You're too much. 1706 01:11:10,724 --> 01:11:12,066 - Balthazar! 1707 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:19,020 - Bam, the shatter-star is destroyed, crushed, dispelled, 1708 01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:21,180 and vanishes, doesn't even rejoin the fight. 1709 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:24,060 However, these two are gonna go right after you. 1710 01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:27,630 - Okay. I'll bonus action Second Wind. 1711 01:11:27,630 --> 01:11:30,810 - Cool. - I think that's gonna be it. 1712 01:11:30,810 --> 01:11:33,810 - Cool, unreal turn. Bakur, released. 1713 01:11:33,810 --> 01:11:36,000 Squeem and the rest of them have arrived. 1714 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,000 - Oh, can I have Hangman... 1715 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,530 Hangman, hold down the little one, the strawberry one! 1716 01:11:43,530 --> 01:11:45,840 Can he jump into the lava and grapple- 1717 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,750 - Hell yes. Sire, yes! (players cheering) 1718 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,453 Go ahead. She's gonna roll- - The strawberry one. 1719 01:11:50,453 --> 01:11:53,130 - I mean, she's so strong but, you know. 1720 01:11:53,130 --> 01:11:54,420 - Okay, she rolled a nat one, 1721 01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:59,160 and then an eight plus 11 is 19. 1722 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,591 Hangman's got to beat a 19 on an Athletics check. 1723 01:12:01,591 --> 01:12:02,424 (die rolling) 1724 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:04,733 - He does not do it. - Okay. 1725 01:12:04,733 --> 01:12:05,730 - How close is it? - Cutting Words. 1726 01:12:05,730 --> 01:12:07,890 I'm close enough to Cutting Words. Minus eight. 1727 01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:09,090 - Okay, did that beat an 11? 1728 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:12,120 - Okay, he got a 10. I don't have a stat block. 1729 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,040 - Hangman, plus three to Strength. 1730 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,181 (players cheering) 1731 01:12:16,181 --> 01:12:17,990 - Unbelievable. 1732 01:12:17,990 --> 01:12:19,680 - My Cutting Words to her are, 1733 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,663 you picked the wrong team, gorgeous. 1734 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,360 - Truly perfect. 1735 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,660 - [Brennan] As the Hangman, (roars) bam, hits her, 1736 01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:29,113 begins to push her down into the lava, she looks up at you- 1737 01:12:29,113 --> 01:12:31,620 - Sorry, can you put the hat on? 1738 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:33,300 - Yeah, yeah. Who are you playing right now? 1739 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,130 I can't totally tell. - I can't really tell. 1740 01:12:35,130 --> 01:12:36,993 It's hard to tell. - There we go. 1741 01:12:38,462 --> 01:12:41,340 (lava bubbling) 1742 01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:45,210 - Say it, don't spray it. (players cackling) 1743 01:12:45,210 --> 01:12:47,976 - Oh my god! - Incredible last words. 1744 01:12:47,976 --> 01:12:50,439 - Okay, I am gonna give- - Cutting Words to you. 1745 01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:51,897 - We are going to Revivify her. 1746 01:12:51,897 --> 01:12:54,810 - I'm giving a Bardic Inspiration. Hey, Fig? 1747 01:12:54,810 --> 01:12:56,430 Fig, don't listen to that. You don't spray anything. 1748 01:12:56,430 --> 01:12:57,989 - You weren't even spitting that much 1749 01:12:57,989 --> 01:12:59,155 when you were saying that. - You don't spray anything. 1750 01:12:59,155 --> 01:13:00,189 - You don't even spray that much. 1751 01:13:00,189 --> 01:13:01,370 - [Zac] Fig's dead. Fig is dead. 1752 01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:03,493 - [Lou] You don't spray anything, Fig! 1753 01:13:03,493 --> 01:13:06,930 - Fig's fucking dead. - But Fig, you have a Bardic. 1754 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,942 - Unbelievable. 1755 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,680 Okay, these shatter-stars are gonna go. 1756 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:17,040 So Kipperlilly went down, but her shatter-star, 1757 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,470 because of the nature of how it went into her body, 1758 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:21,450 does not reemerge. 1759 01:13:21,450 --> 01:13:24,240 Buddy Dawn has one, but he's Banished right now, 1760 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:27,000 and the other three came out. 1761 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,800 Mary Ann is, on her turn, 1762 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,240 gonna take the lava damage again, 1763 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,330 but she's grappled underneath the lava by the Hangman. 1764 01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:35,520 So, these are gonna come for each of you. 1765 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,460 One's coming for Mazey, one's coming for Fabian. 1766 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:42,030 As you run up and touch Mazey and shatter this thing, 1767 01:13:42,030 --> 01:13:45,963 for a moment, the light of the shatter-star surrounds you. 1768 01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:48,300 Scintillating red energy. 1769 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:50,200 What is Fabian feeling in this moment? 1770 01:13:51,870 --> 01:13:54,033 - Slightly turned on, but mostly, 1771 01:13:55,410 --> 01:13:57,810 whatever his version of German Shepherd mode is. 1772 01:13:57,810 --> 01:14:00,943 I think there's just a moment of just- - Aw! 1773 01:14:00,943 --> 01:14:02,610 - [Siobhan] Nice. 1774 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:06,900 - Seeing the rage crystal, seeing it leave her, 1775 01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:09,510 I think, is just a deep relief. 1776 01:14:09,510 --> 01:14:13,647 - Mazey turns to you and says... (breathing heavily) 1777 01:14:13,647 --> 01:14:14,780 - Are you all right? 1778 01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:17,310 - [Brennan] Huge kiss. 1779 01:14:17,310 --> 01:14:19,680 Both of you will make these saving throws with advantage. 1780 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,978 - Okay. - Aw! 1781 01:14:21,817 --> 01:14:23,528 - The power of kisses! 1782 01:14:23,528 --> 01:14:24,686 - [Brennan] The power of kisses. 1783 01:14:24,686 --> 01:14:26,460 - That's why I wanted them so badly! 1784 01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:28,667 - You see she looks at you and says, 1785 01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:30,367 "I do wanna be your girlfriend." 1786 01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:36,120 Go ahead and give me Wisdom... 1787 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,320 Sorry, Charisma saving throws. 1788 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:38,755 Two bards making Charisma saving throws! 1789 01:14:38,755 --> 01:14:41,480 - I can't believe I'm wearing a black lip while I do this. 1790 01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:45,003 Ugh, almost a 19. I got an 18. 1791 01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:46,211 - 18 saves. 1792 01:14:46,211 --> 01:14:49,770 You all watch as the shatter-stars are repelled 1793 01:14:49,770 --> 01:14:53,430 in this moment, both by the power of you two embracing 1794 01:14:53,430 --> 01:14:55,200 and this dispelling aura of the magic 1795 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,390 that you just released, but also a little bit by the fact 1796 01:14:57,390 --> 01:15:01,920 that there is a display of protective anger here, 1797 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,970 of the release, the relief, but also that desire 1798 01:15:05,970 --> 01:15:09,090 for these people to leave Mazey the fuck alone. 1799 01:15:09,090 --> 01:15:11,940 - Mm-hmm. - And that positive anger, 1800 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:14,490 that combative, aggressive anger to push these away, 1801 01:15:14,490 --> 01:15:17,130 the shatter-stars are not able to close in on you and Mazey. 1802 01:15:17,130 --> 01:15:19,510 That is their turn. Kristen, that is your turn. 1803 01:15:19,510 --> 01:15:21,711 - Okay, great. - Porter goes after you. 1804 01:15:23,110 --> 01:15:23,943 - Fuck. 1805 01:15:24,990 --> 01:15:28,040 Kristen is going to 1806 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:30,381 pull out the shards of Cassandra 1807 01:15:30,381 --> 01:15:33,720 and try to talk to her. 1808 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,920 I wanna tell her that Ankarna is being fooled, 1809 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:42,570 and that the person trying to bring her to this place 1810 01:15:42,570 --> 01:15:45,630 is betraying her and is going to try to kill her. 1811 01:15:45,630 --> 01:15:47,190 - [Brennan] Okay. 1812 01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:50,160 - I think I'm gonna hop down. I'm flying. 1813 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,200 - Yeah. - To Fig. 1814 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,750 And maybe together, we could do this. 1815 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,360 - Oh yeah. 1816 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,610 - Yeah, I wanna hold the shards in my hand, 1817 01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:03,750 and me and Fig as the two people of these two gods. 1818 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:04,910 - Hell yeah. - Reach out to them. 1819 01:16:04,910 --> 01:16:06,600 - I have shards in my hand as well. 1820 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,310 - Nice. - Hell yeah. 1821 01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:13,270 - I would like to reach out and cast Dispel Magic on Porter. 1822 01:16:13,270 --> 01:16:14,910 - Okay. - And maybe, 1823 01:16:14,910 --> 01:16:18,630 if you can ask Ankarna to ask him another question, 1824 01:16:18,630 --> 01:16:20,770 because now we've made it so that he can't lie to her. 1825 01:16:20,770 --> 01:16:23,160 - Yeah. - Sick as hell. 1826 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,480 This is gonna be a Dispel Magic check. 1827 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:27,780 You're casting at a distance. Porter goes next. 1828 01:16:27,780 --> 01:16:29,940 This is a very powerful magical item, 1829 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:32,010 but the DC on dispelling it is not very high. 1830 01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:33,510 It's just a DC 15. - Okay. 1831 01:16:33,510 --> 01:16:36,300 - You are rolling your Wisdom, 1832 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:39,690 so you need a 10 or higher on this roll. 1833 01:16:39,690 --> 01:16:43,050 K2 also has this round, or this action. 1834 01:16:43,050 --> 01:16:44,160 - Okay, cool. 1835 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,260 - This is definitely Box of Doom, 1836 01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:47,940 as you go for the shards of twilight. 1837 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:49,717 - Come on. - [Siobhan] Come on. 1838 01:16:49,717 --> 01:16:51,060 (die rolling) 1839 01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:52,650 - [Brennan] Seven. - [Ally] Ugh, okay. 1840 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:54,840 - You have Lucky, right? 1841 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,340 - I do. I have one more Luck roll. 1842 01:16:56,340 --> 01:16:57,173 - [Brennan] One more Luck roll. 1843 01:16:57,173 --> 01:16:58,260 - What about Human Determination, too? 1844 01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:59,100 - Yeah. 1845 01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:00,623 - Okay, you have both of those. 1846 01:17:00,623 --> 01:17:02,640 You can do Human Determination and you can do Luck. 1847 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,110 - Okay, I'll do Human Determination. 1848 01:17:04,110 --> 01:17:05,450 - [Brennan] Cool. 1849 01:17:05,450 --> 01:17:06,762 - Okay. 1850 01:17:06,762 --> 01:17:08,953 (die rolling) 1851 01:17:08,953 --> 01:17:11,220 - Six. - Okay, okay. 1852 01:17:11,220 --> 01:17:12,990 - This is Luck. - This is Luck. 1853 01:17:12,990 --> 01:17:14,953 This is the final one. - This is Luck. 1854 01:17:14,953 --> 01:17:17,810 - This is all just setup for K2 to get it. 1855 01:17:17,810 --> 01:17:20,700 - Should I just move to K2? - You wanna just do K2 now? 1856 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:23,400 - Yeah, now it's K2. - Now it's K2? Okay, great. 1857 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,590 - K2 doesn't know why, but she's being compelled 1858 01:17:25,590 --> 01:17:29,562 to cast Dispel Magic, and she farts and says blimey. 1859 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,599 (die rolling) 1860 01:17:31,599 --> 01:17:33,460 - No. (Murph cackling) 1861 01:17:33,460 --> 01:17:35,383 - Was it a crit? - It was a crit! 1862 01:17:35,383 --> 01:17:37,797 - Is it a crit? Is it a crit?! 1863 01:17:37,797 --> 01:17:40,602 - It's a crit. - Oh my god! 1864 01:17:40,602 --> 01:17:41,970 - [Brennan] Here's your die. 1865 01:17:41,970 --> 01:17:43,890 - She farts and says blimey? 1866 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:45,712 - I don't need this anymore. 1867 01:17:45,712 --> 01:17:48,979 - Zac, we need you! - [Brennan] What's the fucking point? 1868 01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:50,600 - [Siobhan] Get in there. - Zac! 1869 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,467 - Why didn't you just have Kristen do... 1870 01:17:53,467 --> 01:17:55,354 - Brennan! Brennan, go get some water. 1871 01:17:55,354 --> 01:17:56,854 Zac, you got this. 1872 01:17:57,780 --> 01:17:59,313 - Brennan, words have power. 1873 01:18:00,427 --> 01:18:03,270 - She farts and says blimey? 1874 01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:04,260 - She's also invisible, 1875 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,630 so we just hear a fucking loud-ass fart. 1876 01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:07,861 - [Lou] Is it weird that I feel like 1877 01:18:07,861 --> 01:18:08,970 this is what most DMs look like? 1878 01:18:08,970 --> 01:18:12,719 - Show's over. We're wrapping up. 1879 01:18:12,719 --> 01:18:14,173 We're wrapping it up. Wrapping it up! 1880 01:18:14,173 --> 01:18:16,560 - He said this is what most DMs look like. 1881 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:17,813 - British Kristen. 1882 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,033 You're in the gym. 1883 01:18:20,033 --> 01:18:21,873 - I feel like I'm watching Twitch right now. 1884 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,920 - Eight to nine strangers. - Yeah. 1885 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,420 - You're not really sure what's going on. 1886 01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:30,114 You're sitting by the bleachers, completely invisible. 1887 01:18:30,114 --> 01:18:33,243 - You just watched your crush kiss another girl. 1888 01:18:33,243 --> 01:18:34,076 - Yeah. 1889 01:18:34,076 --> 01:18:35,820 - You're feeling heartbroken 1890 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:39,480 as you see a version of yourself try to compel- 1891 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:41,133 - Absolute fucking horseshit. 1892 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:47,310 - And you see some sorta, she's trying to do something 1893 01:18:47,310 --> 01:18:49,170 to this guy over here, whoever he is. 1894 01:18:49,170 --> 01:18:50,100 He's huge. 1895 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:52,500 - And I had a Hot Cheeto burrito for lunch. 1896 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,690 - Yeah, your stomach is gurgling. 1897 01:18:54,690 --> 01:18:56,040 - Did you say a Hot Cheeto burrito? 1898 01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,240 - Yeah. 1899 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,130 - Burrito, just cheese, Hot Cheetos? 1900 01:18:59,130 --> 01:19:00,779 - Yeah. - [Zac] And beans. 1901 01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:02,610 - Yeah, and beans. So many beans. 1902 01:19:02,610 --> 01:19:04,290 - [Zac] It's gurgling within you. - Uh-huh. 1903 01:19:04,290 --> 01:19:06,573 - Something's off. - Uh-huh. 1904 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,133 - What are you thinking about? 1905 01:19:11,227 --> 01:19:14,100 - I think that K2, 1906 01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:15,180 her parents got divorced. 1907 01:19:15,180 --> 01:19:16,560 We all know that. - We all know that. 1908 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,731 - [Ally] Not Kristen's parents, but K2's parents. 1909 01:19:18,731 --> 01:19:20,190 - [Siobhan] Brennan, you don't wanna take 1910 01:19:20,190 --> 01:19:21,890 the frog hat and the strawberries? 1911 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:24,840 - Are you getting out of here? - Thank you. 1912 01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:26,850 - Is there something extra special that happens 1913 01:19:26,850 --> 01:19:29,850 with the amazing crit from K2 farting? 1914 01:19:29,850 --> 01:19:33,560 - Oh yeah, I need a ride home. Yeah, that's what happens. 1915 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,530 - [Siobhan] But you drove here! 1916 01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:35,933 - [Emily] I wanna hear what- - [Ally] You drove here. 1917 01:19:35,933 --> 01:19:37,620 - K2, you get six spells back. 1918 01:19:37,620 --> 01:19:40,233 - Oh my god, thank you. Oh my god, thank you! 1919 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:43,793 - Any level. 1920 01:19:43,793 --> 01:19:48,240 - I'm sorry, what do you say as you cast Dispel Magic? 1921 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:52,263 - As K2 farts and says blimey and casts Dispel Magic, 1922 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,800 afterwards, she looks around, 1923 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,560 because she only has a few spells left, 1924 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,480 and she doesn't get these back, you know? 1925 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,530 - No, right. 1926 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:02,820 - She doesn't regenerate those, 1927 01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:05,933 so she's actually about to become just like a normal person. 1928 01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,180 - Mm. 1929 01:20:07,180 --> 01:20:10,590 - And I think she uses five of her movement 1930 01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:12,523 to sit down on these bleachers, 1931 01:20:14,370 --> 01:20:17,996 and she pulls out her vape that she's addicted to, 1932 01:20:18,994 --> 01:20:20,163 and she just thinks, 1933 01:20:21,660 --> 01:20:24,783 this is so bad for me, and I'm not even human. 1934 01:20:26,164 --> 01:20:31,155 And she stands up heroically, takes 15 feet of movement, 1935 01:20:32,340 --> 01:20:34,353 and she throws the vape into the lava. 1936 01:20:35,602 --> 01:20:37,507 - Wow. - And she quits. 1937 01:20:37,507 --> 01:20:41,040 (correct buzzer ringing) (Murph laughing) 1938 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,903 And she says, vaping is bad. 1939 01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:47,370 Cotton candy lung, popcorn lung is real, 1940 01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:48,693 and that won't be me. 1941 01:20:50,622 --> 01:20:51,990 - That's a really good message. 1942 01:20:51,990 --> 01:20:54,120 - [Ally] Oh, Brennan, are you back? 1943 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,890 - Turns out my Uber's not gonna be here for four hours. 1944 01:20:55,890 --> 01:20:56,880 - Okay great, okay great, 1945 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:58,190 so we can finish this really quick? 1946 01:20:58,190 --> 01:20:59,488 - [Brennan] We can finish this really quick. 1947 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:01,346 - You got an Uber double XL? - I have a quick question. 1948 01:21:01,346 --> 01:21:06,240 Does K2 ripping ass have a Shatter spell effect? 1949 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,343 - Under her own thing, and kills her. 1950 01:21:09,773 --> 01:21:13,706 - I'm gonna say, this is true. 1951 01:21:14,820 --> 01:21:15,660 What's true is this. 1952 01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:19,740 Can you just do me a favor and roll another d20, 1953 01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:21,570 if Kristen had used Lucky? 1954 01:21:21,570 --> 01:21:23,460 I just wanna see something. - Yeah, let's see. Right here? 1955 01:21:23,460 --> 01:21:25,738 - Yeah, do it right here. - Here we go. 1956 01:21:25,738 --> 01:21:27,420 Kristen rolling with Luck. - Kristen rolling with Lucky. 1957 01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:29,740 - Ah, nothing's working. 15. 1958 01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,080 - Okay, Kristen would've gotten it. 1959 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,020 - Not as much as K2, though. - Yeah! 1960 01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:37,980 - When you watch this, go back and watch, as it hits 20, 1961 01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:41,955 Brennan, just as swiftly and quietly as possible, go, "No." 1962 01:21:41,955 --> 01:21:42,788 (tape rewinding) 1963 01:21:42,788 --> 01:21:44,290 - No. (Murph cackling) 1964 01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:45,123 (tape rewinding) 1965 01:21:45,123 --> 01:21:47,982 (slo-mo) No. (Murph cackling in slo-mo) 1966 01:21:47,982 --> 01:21:49,541 (tape fast forwards) 1967 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:52,374 - Have them punch in really tight. 1968 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,379 - It's not okay- - Intercut this whole conversation 1969 01:21:59,379 --> 01:22:00,212 with Brennan going, "No." - We all saw those two, 1970 01:22:00,212 --> 01:22:01,860 and we all had the same thought, right? 1971 01:22:01,860 --> 01:22:04,684 We all thought with those two failures, 1972 01:22:04,684 --> 01:22:06,813 we're waiting for K2 to step up- 1973 01:22:07,740 --> 01:22:08,573 - Here's the issue. 1974 01:22:08,573 --> 01:22:09,989 - It was in the air the same way that when- 1975 01:22:09,989 --> 01:22:10,920 - We absolutely knew it was gonna happen. 1976 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,510 - And I'm not talking about K2's fart. 1977 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:16,080 It was in the air with the Divine Intervention. 1978 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,940 We just knew for sure it was gonna happen. 1979 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:18,990 - We knew. 1980 01:22:18,990 --> 01:22:20,127 - [Emily] And then this one's the same thing. 1981 01:22:20,127 --> 01:22:21,810 - 'Cause when you say to a comedian, 1982 01:22:21,810 --> 01:22:25,984 if this happens, I'm quitting the job I'm insanely good at, 1983 01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:28,091 it's going to happen. 1984 01:22:28,091 --> 01:22:30,467 It's too funny not to happen. 1985 01:22:32,190 --> 01:22:35,607 - Here's the issue. Here's where I'm pissed. 1986 01:22:35,607 --> 01:22:36,840 - Uh-huh? 1987 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,950 - How else is this spell supposed to work, 1988 01:22:40,950 --> 01:22:43,560 other than hilariously? 1989 01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:45,840 When they were writing the Player's Handbook, 1990 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:49,800 and they were like, oh, you can make a spellcasting clone 1991 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:54,000 of a player out of snow, and it hangs out and helps- 1992 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,760 - And I can't cast this spell again, because if I do, 1993 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,550 it will kill K2, which is murder. 1994 01:22:59,550 --> 01:23:01,620 - Which is murder! - That's fully murder. 1995 01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:04,199 I can never do this again until K2 dies. 1996 01:23:04,199 --> 01:23:06,330 - The idea that this spell would have 1997 01:23:06,330 --> 01:23:08,010 any function in any adventure 1998 01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:12,454 other than absolutely fucking gut-bustingly hilarious is- 1999 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:13,595 - [Siobhan] Yes. 2000 01:23:13,595 --> 01:23:15,060 - I cannot believe that she crit. 2001 01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:17,160 When your face fell, I was like, she passed. 2002 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:20,220 But then it lasted for so long, I was like, she crit! 2003 01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:22,920 - We got it in the Box of Doom. It was a natural 20. 2004 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,860 So, okay, everything that was narrated, we honor. 2005 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,840 We honor the cock. - [Lou] Are we going to leave these here? 2006 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,480 - Oh, and I think K2 got six spells back. 2007 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,740 - [Ally] Oh yeah, I believe, yeah. 2008 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,240 - Well, here's what I'm gonna say. 2009 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,240 On a critical, having also successfully 2010 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:39,183 Divine Intervened today- - Today! 2011 01:23:41,220 --> 01:23:43,620 Like, three hours ago. - Back from the dead. 2012 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:46,980 - Cassandra grants K2 2013 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,510 true life. 2014 01:23:48,510 --> 01:23:51,333 She is no longer a Simulacrum. 2015 01:23:52,170 --> 01:23:54,719 Cassandra fully makes her real, 2016 01:23:54,719 --> 01:23:57,900 and brings her to our world, 2017 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:00,332 the world of us, the real people playing this game. 2018 01:24:00,332 --> 01:24:02,520 - I'm sorry, here? - K2 is in Earth now. 2019 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,140 - Wow, she's in England. - She's in England. 2020 01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,190 - I am gonna buy a gun. I'm terrified. 2021 01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:11,190 - K2 in Paris? - Unsleeping City: K2. 2022 01:24:11,190 --> 01:24:13,073 First place she goes, Austin. 2023 01:24:13,975 --> 01:24:15,575 - She's like, keep Austin weird! 2024 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:19,830 - Kristen, as you see K2 leaving from this dimension, 2025 01:24:19,830 --> 01:24:20,663 the devil's honey, 2026 01:24:20,663 --> 01:24:23,820 like poison from Porter's mouth dispelled, 2027 01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:26,170 Divine Intervention, K2 is a fully real person. 2028 01:24:27,060 --> 01:24:29,400 She's real, looks at Kristen. 2029 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:32,487 What does Kristen say as she locks eyes with K2, 2030 01:24:32,487 --> 01:24:33,570 and what does K2 say in return? 2031 01:24:33,570 --> 01:24:37,620 - Sorry, just to understand, K2 is leaving Spyre 2032 01:24:37,620 --> 01:24:41,370 because K2 is entering our, the players', real Earth? 2033 01:24:41,370 --> 01:24:44,700 - Yes. On a nat 20 and a successful Divine Intervention, 2034 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:47,940 this snow clone is leaving the fiction 2035 01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:49,770 and is joining us here in reality. 2036 01:24:49,770 --> 01:24:51,600 Otherwise, I'm gonna go crazy. 2037 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,550 - [Siobhan] We'll make Kristen 3 after this, don't worry. 2038 01:24:53,550 --> 01:24:56,370 - I do think that Kristen does start crying, 2039 01:24:56,370 --> 01:24:58,889 because it was really nice to have a sister. 2040 01:24:58,889 --> 01:25:03,889 - Jesus! (players laughing mockingly) 2041 01:25:03,964 --> 01:25:05,047 - Gilear? 2042 01:25:07,002 --> 01:25:08,379 - [Siobhan] The curse has been passed down from 2043 01:25:08,379 --> 01:25:10,876 generation to generation. - Can I turn on the bubble wand? 2044 01:25:10,876 --> 01:25:12,135 - [Siobhan] You just have to, you have to. 2045 01:25:12,135 --> 01:25:13,890 - [Ally] It's that kinda night. 2046 01:25:13,890 --> 01:25:15,752 - This is K2's arcane focus. - It's taking so long. 2047 01:25:15,752 --> 01:25:16,831 - It's taking so long. 2048 01:25:16,831 --> 01:25:18,720 - Taking so long. Oh, there we go! 2049 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,280 - This does have Twitch energy. 2050 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,761 Whoever said that was totally right. 2051 01:25:22,761 --> 01:25:24,293 - [Lou] Watch out, it will leak on you. 2052 01:25:25,233 --> 01:25:28,080 (bubble wand machinery grinding) 2053 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,508 - That's her vape! - Feel better, Brennan? 2054 01:25:29,508 --> 01:25:32,030 Are you feeling any better? 2055 01:25:32,030 --> 01:25:35,160 - I feel a lot better. Let's rewind all the way back. 2056 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:37,228 We're gonna bring the energy back in. 2057 01:25:37,228 --> 01:25:38,900 - Yeah, okay. - K2, nat 20. 2058 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:41,400 K2 still has some spells to cast, right? 2059 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:42,780 I won't mechanically penalize you 2060 01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:44,940 by vaporizing your Simulacrum 2061 01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:46,830 if she still has battle-significant things to do. 2062 01:25:46,830 --> 01:25:47,730 - She has heals. 2063 01:25:47,730 --> 01:25:48,990 - [Brennan] She has heals and stuff like that. 2064 01:25:48,990 --> 01:25:51,990 - If you will let her, as she leaves this earth, 2065 01:25:51,990 --> 01:25:54,330 bless the amount of heals that she could have done 2066 01:25:54,330 --> 01:25:56,790 in the next couple rounds on people that need it, 2067 01:25:56,790 --> 01:25:58,080 she could just disappear. 2068 01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:02,040 - I think honestly- how many spell slots does she have left? 2069 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:04,290 - I haven't been keeping the best track of her side, 2070 01:26:04,290 --> 01:26:07,500 but I know she at least has four Cure Wounds 2071 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,850 that she could do. - Okay. 2072 01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:15,000 - And she could upcast them to 3rd level, also, 2073 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,350 so pretty good Cure Wounds. 2074 01:26:16,350 --> 01:26:18,510 - I'll leave her on the battlefield for right now. 2075 01:26:18,510 --> 01:26:21,630 On that nat 20, K2 is granted true life. 2076 01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:23,490 She is fully granted true life. 2077 01:26:23,490 --> 01:26:26,280 She is now her own person, and she can get spells back, 2078 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:29,130 so K2 is now just a human cleric 2079 01:26:29,130 --> 01:26:33,243 that has a memory of your life, but in England. 2080 01:26:34,754 --> 01:26:36,270 - Can I ask one super unhelpful question? 2081 01:26:36,270 --> 01:26:37,103 - Yeah, go for it. - Oh, right! 2082 01:26:37,103 --> 01:26:39,344 That's where she can go with her real life. 2083 01:26:39,344 --> 01:26:40,880 - Does this mean she can actually get pregnant? 2084 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:42,870 - Oh my god. - Yeah. 2085 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:46,080 - She will not automatically trigger 2086 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,630 nearby pregnancy tests to test positive. 2087 01:26:48,630 --> 01:26:51,630 She is capable of, you know, 2088 01:26:51,630 --> 01:26:53,700 it depends on whatever Kristen's anatomy is. 2089 01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:55,230 It just mirrors that. - Cool. 2090 01:26:55,230 --> 01:26:57,330 - But in a British way. - Of course. 2091 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:01,050 - So they drive on the wrong side of the street. 2092 01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:01,883 - [Brennan] Yes, exactly. 2093 01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:02,761 - The egg is on the other side. 2094 01:27:02,761 --> 01:27:03,934 - [Brennan] The egg's on the other side of the ovary, yeah. 2095 01:27:03,934 --> 01:27:05,820 - One more question. Does she still have Concentration? 2096 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,080 - She still has Concentration, yeah. 2097 01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:08,087 - Okay, great. That's important. 2098 01:27:08,087 --> 01:27:10,290 - That's everything we need to know. 2099 01:27:10,290 --> 01:27:13,200 - You see, as she reaches out and Dispels, 2100 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,060 and you join in that dispelling, 2101 01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:17,700 I'm gonna let you also burn that Lucky point, 2102 01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:20,820 succeed along with her, and regain that Lucky point. 2103 01:27:20,820 --> 01:27:21,653 - Cool. 2104 01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:23,490 - So both of your magics intertwine, 2105 01:27:23,490 --> 01:27:28,490 and you see Bakur, the pit fiend, staring at Porter, 2106 01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:32,910 and you see, in the lava where he stands, 2107 01:27:32,910 --> 01:27:36,243 bubbling with a hellhound wrestling with a barbarian in it, 2108 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:41,250 the magic intertwines, and you see a hand of twilight reach. 2109 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,900 It's like the smoke from the lava 2110 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:46,500 turns into indigo smoke of an arm reaching in, 2111 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,010 and it grasps the fiery light of the lava there, 2112 01:27:50,010 --> 01:27:55,010 and you see Cassandra's face from the storm clouds overhead 2113 01:27:55,140 --> 01:27:58,650 go to the side of Bakur's ear, 2114 01:27:58,650 --> 01:27:59,853 and you see it says, 2115 01:28:01,297 --> 01:28:02,313 "Think. 2116 01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:06,611 Can it be true, 2117 01:28:06,611 --> 01:28:10,219 or is there not some doubt in your mind 2118 01:28:10,219 --> 01:28:12,480 that this vision 2119 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:16,020 of the followers that betrayed you once before 2120 01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:19,500 might betray you yet once again?" 2121 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:24,500 Bakur draws a fiery whip and an enormous sword and goes, 2122 01:28:24,637 --> 01:28:28,380 "Enemy of the goddess!" pointing directly at Porter, 2123 01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:30,930 and will join the fight on your side. 2124 01:28:30,930 --> 01:28:33,570 - Yes! - Oh, can I do an ally check? 2125 01:28:33,570 --> 01:28:35,306 What are we at? - Yeah, give me an ally check. 2126 01:28:35,306 --> 01:28:37,890 You're still at 17 and higher, yeah. 2127 01:28:37,890 --> 01:28:40,920 - 13. - Cool. So, you cast that. 2128 01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:45,360 Truly fucking unbelievable. - I will just say, 2129 01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:48,480 I know I say that Kristen is crying and very moved. 2130 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:50,880 I think that she does want a sister, 2131 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:54,209 but it definitely doesn't have to be this person. 2132 01:28:54,209 --> 01:28:56,342 - For sure. - You're my sister. 2133 01:28:56,342 --> 01:28:59,640 - Yeah, exactly. Exactly. - K2, fully granted true life, 2134 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,940 looking sort of like real boy, genie freed from the lamp, 2135 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:05,797 as Cassandra moves around K2 and says, 2136 01:29:05,797 --> 01:29:10,080 "What greater mystery than my prophet, 2137 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:13,590 fashioned by the Elven Oracle from purest snow, 2138 01:29:13,590 --> 01:29:16,500 given the memory of being raised in a far off land, 2139 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:19,650 in a different dimension, coming here, 2140 01:29:19,650 --> 01:29:23,580 and having farted so hard that a spell was broken? 2141 01:29:23,580 --> 01:29:26,850 That's pretty fucking mysterious." 2142 01:29:26,850 --> 01:29:28,161 - You heard that? 2143 01:29:29,957 --> 01:29:32,021 I'm so embarrassed. 2144 01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:37,590 I'm Kristen Two. And then she bows. 2145 01:29:37,590 --> 01:29:39,997 But she's invisible. But maybe you can see her. 2146 01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:42,792 M'lady. 2147 01:29:45,813 --> 01:29:47,396 Hot Cheeto burrito. 2148 01:29:48,630 --> 01:29:52,920 - Porter goes, "Enough!" and is gonna take his turn. 2149 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,140 - Wow. - Porter levels his maul 2150 01:29:55,140 --> 01:29:56,970 at Balthazar and disintegrates him. 2151 01:29:56,970 --> 01:29:58,603 - What? No! 2152 01:29:58,603 --> 01:29:59,524 - Balthazar! 2153 01:29:59,524 --> 01:30:01,620 - Balthazar! His parrots! 2154 01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:03,657 - Like the spell Disintegrate? - The spell Disintegrate. 2155 01:30:03,657 --> 01:30:05,481 - I can't lose you twice! 2156 01:30:05,481 --> 01:30:08,141 - Is he okay? What's going on over there? 2157 01:30:08,141 --> 01:30:09,721 - Squeem? - Guys, what's for dinner? 2158 01:30:09,721 --> 01:30:12,450 - [Brennan] Squeem goes, "Squeem!" 2159 01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:15,600 - What about his peacocks? Or is he the one with parrots? 2160 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:18,176 - He has parrots. - Oh no, his parrots! 2161 01:30:18,176 --> 01:30:19,981 - His parrots! - His parrots? 2162 01:30:19,981 --> 01:30:21,579 - Oh no. - [Brennan] His parrots. 2163 01:30:21,579 --> 01:30:23,075 - All his parrots. - His parrots! 2164 01:30:24,070 --> 01:30:24,990 - [Brennan] And then I'm going to need- 2165 01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:26,910 - We never followed up with them. 2166 01:30:26,910 --> 01:30:28,736 - We had to assume- 2167 01:30:28,736 --> 01:30:30,000 - Do you guys remember Balthazar 2168 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:33,390 ever doing anything on any of our adventures? 2169 01:30:33,390 --> 01:30:34,223 - [Siobhan] Yes, I remember- 2170 01:30:34,223 --> 01:30:35,286 - Or was he just kind of so casual about- 2171 01:30:35,286 --> 01:30:36,787 - He borrowed money from me. 2172 01:30:36,787 --> 01:30:40,350 - He talked a lot of wise, which I really enjoyed. 2173 01:30:40,350 --> 01:30:43,081 - He would just kinda show up and be so confident. 2174 01:30:43,081 --> 01:30:46,260 - So many fireside aphorisms. - He had that big wine bag. 2175 01:30:46,260 --> 01:30:48,210 - Yeah, he knew a lot of card tricks, 2176 01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:52,290 and if you got cornered by him, you had to watch them all. 2177 01:30:52,290 --> 01:30:53,790 - The amount of surprise 2178 01:30:53,790 --> 01:30:56,228 that your face had to hold for that long- 2179 01:30:56,228 --> 01:30:57,840 - You can only be so surprised. 2180 01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:00,180 - I remember he did hang onto something once, 2181 01:31:00,180 --> 01:31:02,430 and then it looked like he was gonna do something, 2182 01:31:02,430 --> 01:31:05,010 and then it flung him off, and he kinda raised up, 2183 01:31:05,010 --> 01:31:07,650 and was like, "Well, that was a rough one!" 2184 01:31:07,650 --> 01:31:10,166 And then he stayed there, though. 2185 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,890 - I'm gonna need Dexterity saving throws 2186 01:31:13,890 --> 01:31:15,790 from Gorgug and Adaine. 2187 01:31:15,790 --> 01:31:20,130 - Okay. Do we get Dex saves with the Ice Feast? 2188 01:31:20,130 --> 01:31:22,907 Or is it just Constitution? - No, it's just Constitution. 2189 01:31:22,907 --> 01:31:23,740 (die rolling) 2190 01:31:24,653 --> 01:31:27,630 - 19, and if it doesn't seem like that will pass, 2191 01:31:27,630 --> 01:31:29,220 I will use a d8. 2192 01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:30,780 - I got a 17. 2193 01:31:30,780 --> 01:31:32,860 - You have not seen 19 succeed in the past 2194 01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:34,500 on some of these saving throws. 2195 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,030 - 24. 2196 01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:38,973 - Okay. Gorgug saves, Adaine does not. 2197 01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:42,090 Adaine, you take- 2198 01:31:42,090 --> 01:31:43,740 - And this is not Mirror Image, right? 2199 01:31:43,740 --> 01:31:46,200 'Cause it's an area of effect? Great. 2200 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:50,167 - [Brennan] 48. You take 58 points of force damage. 2201 01:31:50,167 --> 01:31:52,743 - I'm down. - Gorgug, you take half that. 2202 01:31:53,787 --> 01:31:56,880 You take 29 points of force damage. - I'm also down. 2203 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:59,460 - Porter raises up (roars) 2204 01:31:59,460 --> 01:32:01,560 and just growing tired of the Mirror Image, 2205 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:05,730 he just is whirling in a maelstrom of blows. 2206 01:32:05,730 --> 01:32:09,780 Gorgug, you fall. Yeah, Fly is no longer. 2207 01:32:09,780 --> 01:32:13,980 Adaine, you go down with the votes in your hand. 2208 01:32:13,980 --> 01:32:16,440 You are on this platform over here. 2209 01:32:16,440 --> 01:32:20,820 Porter says, "You think you can stop me? 2210 01:32:20,820 --> 01:32:25,410 Stop me only for a time. I will rend the world asunder! 2211 01:32:25,410 --> 01:32:27,960 And even if she doesn't believe me, 2212 01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:31,410 I will let the world burn instead of losing." 2213 01:32:31,410 --> 01:32:35,313 You see that the gym comes even further apart. 2214 01:32:36,930 --> 01:32:38,350 - Want me to pull on it? 2215 01:32:38,350 --> 01:32:39,600 - [Brennan] Yeah, and this is gonna tip. 2216 01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:41,160 Yeah, we're kinda doing an angle-y thing. 2217 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:43,230 - Can you imagine what the art team's face 2218 01:32:43,230 --> 01:32:44,738 looks like while we do this? 2219 01:32:44,738 --> 01:32:47,132 - I know, that's why I stopped doing that 2220 01:32:47,132 --> 01:32:48,443 every time I touched it. - Please don't, please don't. 2221 01:32:48,443 --> 01:32:50,250 - [Brennan] Gorgug, you slide off, 2222 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:54,060 hit this for one death save fail 2223 01:32:54,060 --> 01:32:56,569 as you take falling damage. - [Lou] Ooh, no. 2224 01:32:56,569 --> 01:32:57,402 - [Brennan] I'm gonna need, actually, 2225 01:32:57,402 --> 01:32:59,010 a Dex save from K2. 2226 01:32:59,010 --> 01:33:00,689 - Does she have my Dex? - Yes. 2227 01:33:00,689 --> 01:33:02,576 - [Emily] No, she just got life! 2228 01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:04,860 - That's a three. 2229 01:33:04,860 --> 01:33:09,570 - Cool. She takes 17 falling damage. 2230 01:33:09,570 --> 01:33:11,700 She does not go into the lava. 2231 01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:16,230 But I will need a Concentration check for the Banishment. 2232 01:33:16,230 --> 01:33:18,210 - It's honestly horrifying that she's alive now. 2233 01:33:18,210 --> 01:33:19,860 - [Murph] Ice Feast, advantage. 2234 01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:21,960 - Nat 20. - Unbelievable. 2235 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,341 - And a nat one. - Cool. 2236 01:33:23,341 --> 01:33:26,100 - And a nat one. She has spicy dice. 2237 01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:30,933 - And I'll need Dex save from Fabian and Mazey, as well. 2238 01:33:30,933 --> 01:33:31,766 (die rolling) 2239 01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:33,900 - 15. 2240 01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:36,430 - 15 makes it. - Great. 2241 01:33:36,430 --> 01:33:40,071 - And Mazey also makes a 15. 2242 01:33:40,071 --> 01:33:42,088 So as these continue to fly 2243 01:33:42,088 --> 01:33:44,730 in wild, crazy directions everywhere, 2244 01:33:44,730 --> 01:33:45,960 Kristen falls, Gorgug falls. 2245 01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:48,810 Adaine, this one is still down here. 2246 01:33:48,810 --> 01:33:50,995 - Kristen falls? Or Adaine? - [Ally] K2. 2247 01:33:50,995 --> 01:33:52,095 - Oh. - [Brennan] K2. 2248 01:33:52,095 --> 01:33:54,120 Mary Ann, beginning of her turn. 2249 01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:56,250 Someone roll 18d10. 2250 01:33:56,250 --> 01:33:58,602 - We got it right here. - [Brennan] Got it right here. 2251 01:33:58,602 --> 01:34:00,343 (dice rolling) 2252 01:34:00,343 --> 01:34:03,357 - Come on, 69! - Okay. (clears throat) 2253 01:34:03,357 --> 01:34:06,390 - The only villain I wanna Revivify. 2254 01:34:06,390 --> 01:34:08,870 - We did it to Ragh, we can do it to her. 2255 01:34:08,870 --> 01:34:10,260 We're just collecting barbarians. 2256 01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:13,050 - Barbarians, they can be redeemed. 2257 01:34:13,050 --> 01:34:16,290 - Porter is a good guy. - Well, he's a paladin. 2258 01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:18,270 - It's the paladin in him that's making him- 2259 01:34:18,270 --> 01:34:19,545 - Exactly. 2260 01:34:19,545 --> 01:34:21,136 - 97 damage. 2261 01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:24,450 - Deep under the lava, the Hangman returns. 2262 01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:25,850 Mary Ann is no more. - Yes. 2263 01:34:27,702 --> 01:34:30,780 - Doggy paddling. - Doggy paddling back out. 2264 01:34:30,780 --> 01:34:32,400 Adaine Abernant, that is your turn. 2265 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:34,920 - Great. I'll do a death save. 2266 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:36,621 - Death saving throw. - Oh boy. 2267 01:34:36,621 --> 01:34:37,612 (die rolling) 2268 01:34:38,933 --> 01:34:41,233 - That's a fail. - [Murph] Yikes. 2269 01:34:42,595 --> 01:34:44,400 - And then I'll do an ally check, I guess. 2270 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:46,487 - Hell yeah. - [Ally] Oh, nice. 2271 01:34:46,487 --> 01:34:48,780 - That's also a fail. 2272 01:34:48,780 --> 01:34:51,750 - You two guys are down? - Yeah. 2273 01:34:51,750 --> 01:34:54,120 - Porter, Legendary Action, your turn, 2274 01:34:54,120 --> 01:34:57,420 swings out and hits Bakur. 2275 01:34:57,420 --> 01:35:00,240 That's Porter's Legendary. That's Adaine's turn. 2276 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:03,310 That is going to be Mazey. 2277 01:35:03,310 --> 01:35:04,920 Mazey looks at you, Fabian, 2278 01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:08,280 goes, (panting) "Shit, what should we do?" 2279 01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:10,980 - I think, should we take out these shatter-stars and then- 2280 01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:12,330 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2281 01:35:12,330 --> 01:35:16,860 Yes, Mazey is going to wail on these shatter-stars. 2282 01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:20,035 Woo! Two hits, 2283 01:35:20,035 --> 01:35:22,528 one of them a critical. 2284 01:35:22,528 --> 01:35:24,450 - Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta! 2285 01:35:24,450 --> 01:35:25,860 - [Brennan] She destroys one of the shatter-stars. 2286 01:35:25,860 --> 01:35:28,320 - Sick! - Madame President! 2287 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,970 - And because she used her attacks, 2288 01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:32,585 as a bonus action, Healing Word to Gorgug. 2289 01:35:32,585 --> 01:35:35,130 - Yeah, okay, I was hoping she might do that! 2290 01:35:35,130 --> 01:35:36,810 - [Brennan] That's gonna be seven hit points 2291 01:35:36,810 --> 01:35:39,855 healed to Gorgug. - Oh, goddammit. 2292 01:35:41,940 --> 01:35:43,860 - Is that the third time coming back? 2293 01:35:43,860 --> 01:35:45,123 - I don't know. 2294 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:51,480 - This Jace is finally gonna get to close. 2295 01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:54,240 - I forgot about that Jace. - Last little Jace here. 2296 01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:57,630 - A squeaky gym door opens. - He's gonna go right here 2297 01:35:57,630 --> 01:36:00,579 and go for a Dex save for Fabian and Mazey. 2298 01:36:00,579 --> 01:36:01,412 (die rolling) 2299 01:36:02,430 --> 01:36:05,337 - Oh, so close. 13. 2300 01:36:07,087 --> 01:36:08,277 - Mazey fails as well. 2301 01:36:08,277 --> 01:36:10,017 - Oh, and I'm Blessed. One second. 2302 01:36:10,017 --> 01:36:11,310 (die rolling) 2303 01:36:11,310 --> 01:36:12,240 15! 2304 01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:14,550 - Fabian and Mazey, you each take... 2305 01:36:14,550 --> 01:36:17,720 Ooh, bad roll, bad roll. 6, 10. 2306 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:19,770 You each take 16 points of lightning damage. 2307 01:36:19,770 --> 01:36:23,498 - I go down. - Okay, Fabian goes down. 2308 01:36:23,498 --> 01:36:26,273 Mazey is looking fine. - That's all that matters. 2309 01:36:27,701 --> 01:36:31,050 - Gorgug, that's your turn. - Oh, shit. 2310 01:36:31,050 --> 01:36:34,710 Should I start hitting him? - I think so. 2311 01:36:34,710 --> 01:36:35,970 - I'm just gonna, from here, 2312 01:36:35,970 --> 01:36:39,300 take three attacks on Porter. 2313 01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:41,040 - Cool. Well, you gotta rage, right? 2314 01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:42,780 - To frenzy, right? - Yeah, rage to frenzy. 2315 01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:45,570 - I see, I see. I will... 2316 01:36:45,570 --> 01:36:47,700 Shit, I guess I gotta go into a rage, 2317 01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:52,700 and I just hope he doesn't shoot me with a ray. 2318 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,610 Okay, that's a 30 to hit, or 29 to hit. 2319 01:36:56,610 --> 01:36:58,025 - 29 hits. 2320 01:36:58,025 --> 01:36:59,730 - And then I'm just gonna do the second attack. 2321 01:36:59,730 --> 01:37:03,450 Okay, that's a 21 to hit. 2322 01:37:03,450 --> 01:37:04,283 - [Brennan] 21 hits. 2323 01:37:04,283 --> 01:37:06,240 - Okay, so that's just two hits. 2324 01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:07,947 - Go ahead and roll damage. 2325 01:37:07,947 --> 01:37:08,822 (dice rolling) 2326 01:37:08,822 --> 01:37:11,575 - Okay, that's 17 plus 2327 01:37:13,429 --> 01:37:14,640 22. 2328 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:15,473 - Yeah. 2329 01:37:15,473 --> 01:37:17,580 - 11, 'cause of the fire (indistinct). 2330 01:37:17,580 --> 01:37:21,600 - 17 plus 22? 39, hell yes. 2331 01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:25,020 Bam, bam. The axe thuds into him. (roars) 2332 01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:26,520 Any bonus actions from Gorgug? 2333 01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,800 - Going into the rage was- - Going into the rage, yes. 2334 01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,560 He's gonna keep swinging on Bakur. 2335 01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:35,910 He's gonna use another Legendary Action. That is a hit. 2336 01:37:35,910 --> 01:37:37,647 - I thought he was out of- 2337 01:37:37,647 --> 01:37:39,235 - [Brennan] His turn started again, so they refreshed. 2338 01:37:39,235 --> 01:37:41,310 - Oh, I gotcha. Oh my god, it's per turn. 2339 01:37:41,310 --> 01:37:43,552 - Yep. He feels your blows. 2340 01:37:43,552 --> 01:37:46,168 He's just looking at this- 2341 01:37:46,168 --> 01:37:48,870 the other- the high fiend, 2342 01:37:48,870 --> 01:37:53,280 celestial of his goddess, "his goddess," I should say, 2343 01:37:53,280 --> 01:37:57,090 and just wailing on this fiend before it can take its turn. 2344 01:37:57,090 --> 01:37:59,370 Gorgug, that's your turn. That is Riz Gukgak. 2345 01:37:59,370 --> 01:38:03,090 - Sweet, keep it simple. Hide and shoot Porter. 2346 01:38:03,090 --> 01:38:04,620 - Cool. - [Emily] Yeah! 2347 01:38:04,620 --> 01:38:06,090 - Go off, Rizzy D. 2348 01:38:06,090 --> 01:38:09,927 - Oh, baby. 29 to hit. 2349 01:38:09,927 --> 01:38:11,699 - 29 hits. 2350 01:38:11,699 --> 01:38:14,850 - Rizzy G. Jar Jar Binks. 2351 01:38:14,850 --> 01:38:16,713 - Ooh, not pretty, not pretty. 2352 01:38:17,940 --> 01:38:19,203 - Jar Jar Binks. 2353 01:38:21,141 --> 01:38:23,050 - Meesa so sorry, darling. 2354 01:38:23,050 --> 01:38:24,870 - Just 23 on that one. 2355 01:38:24,870 --> 01:38:29,280 - Bam, fire off, as it hits Porter in the side. 2356 01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:33,240 End of your turn, he swings and hits Bakur again, 2357 01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,580 using his third Legendary Action. 2358 01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:37,830 - Did you make an ally roll? - Oh. 2359 01:38:37,830 --> 01:38:39,180 - Oh, I did not either. 2360 01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:40,020 - [Brennan] Go ahead and make those rolls. 2361 01:38:40,020 --> 01:38:41,729 - Dos ally rolls. - 17 or higher. 2362 01:38:41,729 --> 01:38:42,562 (die rolling) 2363 01:38:43,577 --> 01:38:44,863 - Yes! - Oh? 2364 01:38:44,863 --> 01:38:48,183 - 18. - 18! Sick as hell. 2365 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,720 Coming in through the door by Squeem, 2366 01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,990 Sandra Lynn, Jawbone, Ragh and Lydia 2367 01:38:57,990 --> 01:39:01,110 all rush into the gym as a giant mirror opens. 2368 01:39:01,110 --> 01:39:02,130 Fig, that's gonna be your turn. 2369 01:39:02,130 --> 01:39:04,830 - Sandra Lynn, Adaine! - Got it, sweetie. 2370 01:39:04,830 --> 01:39:06,660 - [Emily] Can I get to Porter, 2371 01:39:06,660 --> 01:39:08,700 or do I need to use my skateboard? 2372 01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:10,470 - With your skateboard, you can get there, yes. 2373 01:39:10,470 --> 01:39:12,060 - Okay, then I'm gonna do that, 2374 01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:14,070 and I'm gonna try and hit him. 2375 01:39:14,070 --> 01:39:18,690 - Hell yes. Go ahead and give me an attack roll. 2376 01:39:18,690 --> 01:39:22,080 - I look at Bakur with a knowing nod. 2377 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,660 Be like, yeah dude, we're in this together. 2378 01:39:24,660 --> 01:39:27,485 I'm rolling my Bless first. - Here we go. 2379 01:39:28,775 --> 01:39:29,608 (die rolling) 2380 01:39:31,742 --> 01:39:34,235 - Does a 22 hit? - 22 hits. 2381 01:39:34,235 --> 01:39:35,371 - Yes! 2382 01:39:35,371 --> 01:39:37,080 - 22 hits. - Okay! 2383 01:39:37,980 --> 01:39:40,260 - I'm gonna do a 4th level Smite. 2384 01:39:40,260 --> 01:39:43,350 He hurt one of my friends, so I'll get an extra d8, 2385 01:39:43,350 --> 01:39:46,160 and this is a Booming Blade, so I'll take... 2386 01:39:47,430 --> 01:39:48,660 I'm gonna roll it proper, 2387 01:39:48,660 --> 01:39:50,763 so I'm gonna roll just the Smite first. 2388 01:39:50,763 --> 01:39:52,413 (dice rolling) 2389 01:39:53,801 --> 01:39:55,962 Okay, I'll take it. - [Ally] Jawbone? 2390 01:39:55,962 --> 01:39:58,575 - [Zac] Jawbone's little golden glasses. Look at them. 2391 01:39:58,575 --> 01:40:00,299 - [Siobhan] Yeah. - [Brennan] Look at those. 2392 01:40:00,299 --> 01:40:01,860 - Jawbone is ripped. - [Lou] He came in in werewolf mode? 2393 01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:04,109 - 37 damage. - [Murph] Nice. 2394 01:40:04,109 --> 01:40:07,950 - [Brennan] 37 damage to Porter. (Emily screams) 2395 01:40:07,950 --> 01:40:11,880 Hell yes. Unbelievable. Okay. - Does the plus two weapon, 2396 01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:13,080 'cause I have a plus two weapon now, 2397 01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,700 does that add to damage as well? 2398 01:40:14,700 --> 01:40:17,137 - Yes, it is. - Then 39! 2399 01:40:18,127 --> 01:40:20,790 - Unbelievable. (grunting) 2400 01:40:20,790 --> 01:40:24,120 You deliver a mighty injury to Porter (roars) 2401 01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:26,171 as he turns to face you. 2402 01:40:26,171 --> 01:40:27,330 "I'm not having that." 2403 01:40:27,330 --> 01:40:30,538 That is your turn, Fig. Fabian, that is your turn. 2404 01:40:30,538 --> 01:40:31,463 (die rolling) 2405 01:40:32,550 --> 01:40:35,820 - 11, so a success. - 11, a success. 2406 01:40:35,820 --> 01:40:36,870 - Oh, I didn't do an ally check. 2407 01:40:36,870 --> 01:40:38,517 - [Brennan] Do an ally check. 2408 01:40:38,517 --> 01:40:41,220 - 17. - 17! You see- 2409 01:40:41,220 --> 01:40:44,215 - Any allies left? - Balthazar reappears. 2410 01:40:44,215 --> 01:40:46,487 - Whoa! - You old son of a- 2411 01:40:46,487 --> 01:40:47,981 - I guess they'll let anyone in here. 2412 01:40:47,981 --> 01:40:49,314 - You old bitch! 2413 01:40:50,610 --> 01:40:52,740 - Hey, don't send me there again. 2414 01:40:52,740 --> 01:40:55,011 I can't feel or see anything. 2415 01:40:56,848 --> 01:40:58,800 - This is why we keep you around! 2416 01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:01,510 - Unbelievable, okay. - I do PLUR with Balthazar. 2417 01:41:01,510 --> 01:41:03,420 - [Emily] Yeah! 2418 01:41:03,420 --> 01:41:04,253 - [Brennan] Fabian. 2419 01:41:04,253 --> 01:41:05,852 - He's loaded up with bracelets. 2420 01:41:05,852 --> 01:41:08,233 - Ally check from you. - Did you die and get more? 2421 01:41:08,233 --> 01:41:11,340 - Nat 20. - Ooh! 2422 01:41:11,340 --> 01:41:15,300 - All I have to do is be dead, and I can roll anything. 2423 01:41:15,300 --> 01:41:18,180 - Fabian, standing over your body, 2424 01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:20,700 Mazey goes, "No, Fabian!" grabbing your body. 2425 01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,743 The Jace standing over you goes, 2426 01:41:24,157 --> 01:41:27,300 "Not bad for an illusionary double." 2427 01:41:27,300 --> 01:41:30,600 And behind that Jace you hear, bam! 2428 01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:34,050 Blood comes out of his chest as Agent Cuspin Clark 2429 01:41:34,050 --> 01:41:36,837 runs up and says, "No more illusory doubles," 2430 01:41:38,730 --> 01:41:41,493 and fires a gun directly into his back. 2431 01:41:41,493 --> 01:41:43,200 - Yes, yes! 2432 01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:45,150 - Everyone in this gym is under arrest! 2433 01:41:47,219 --> 01:41:49,262 - Shoot that way. - Shoot that way! 2434 01:41:49,262 --> 01:41:51,390 Bakur is going to go. 2435 01:41:51,390 --> 01:41:54,321 Go ahead and give me three attack rolls, Fabian, for Bakur. 2436 01:41:54,321 --> 01:41:56,070 (dice rolling) 2437 01:41:56,070 --> 01:41:58,200 Plus 14 to each. 2438 01:41:58,200 --> 01:42:00,109 - Plus 14? - Yes. 2439 01:42:00,109 --> 01:42:01,482 - 27. 2440 01:42:01,482 --> 01:42:03,600 - 30. - 30. 21. 2441 01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:05,520 - Bakur, bam, bam! 2442 01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:08,310 These two giants smashing together here in the hall. 2443 01:42:08,310 --> 01:42:10,290 The Hangman can also go on your turn. 2444 01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:13,380 - The Hangman will go 2445 01:42:13,380 --> 01:42:16,500 and give Fig the Help action. 2446 01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:17,790 - Hell yeah. - Thank you. 2447 01:42:17,790 --> 01:42:20,782 - Great. Fig gets the Help action from the Hangman. 2448 01:42:20,782 --> 01:42:22,274 - [Emily] Thank you. 2449 01:42:22,274 --> 01:42:24,068 - Runs to her side. 2450 01:42:24,068 --> 01:42:25,590 - I scratch him. - [Lou] Yes. 2451 01:42:25,590 --> 01:42:27,270 - Little hell puppy. 2452 01:42:27,270 --> 01:42:31,008 - [Brennan] Shatter-star attacks and drops Mazey. 2453 01:42:32,203 --> 01:42:37,203 Mazey and Fabian are both down, atop this tilting platform. 2454 01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:40,110 - We're in each other's arms. - [Brennan] In each other's arms. 2455 01:42:40,110 --> 01:42:44,738 - Romeo and Juliet. Except you're much older than them. 2456 01:42:44,738 --> 01:42:46,890 - Yes, we're much older. 2457 01:42:46,890 --> 01:42:49,110 - [Brennan] Sandra Lynn, hearing her daughter, 2458 01:42:49,110 --> 01:42:53,460 swoops in on Baxter, leaps off of her mount 2459 01:42:53,460 --> 01:42:56,430 next to Adaine, is gonna cast Cure Wounds. 2460 01:42:56,430 --> 01:42:57,720 - [Emily] Sandra Lynn! Also Fabian! 2461 01:42:57,720 --> 01:42:59,670 I didn't know he was down! 2462 01:42:59,670 --> 01:43:00,912 - I gotta pick one, sweetie! 2463 01:43:00,912 --> 01:43:01,745 - Okay, yeah. 2464 01:43:01,745 --> 01:43:04,560 - [Brennan] That's gonna be 12 hit points healed to Adaine 2465 01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:08,070 as Sandra Lynn leaps beside you with Baxter. 2466 01:43:08,070 --> 01:43:11,419 Baxter's gonna go and close with Porter. (caws) 2467 01:43:11,419 --> 01:43:14,694 - Whoa. Careful, Baxter. - Baxter rules. 2468 01:43:14,694 --> 01:43:16,053 - It takes a village. 2469 01:43:17,460 --> 01:43:18,293 - And the rest of the gang is gonna 2470 01:43:18,293 --> 01:43:19,530 start taking move actions. 2471 01:43:19,530 --> 01:43:22,740 Lydia, Ragh, and Jawbone begin to leap 2472 01:43:22,740 --> 01:43:24,210 from platform to platform. 2473 01:43:24,210 --> 01:43:27,420 You see Ragh stomps on the back of the platform 2474 01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:28,500 to turn it into a ramp, 2475 01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:31,530 and Lydia fucking takes off through the air. 2476 01:43:31,530 --> 01:43:33,900 She skids through down here. 2477 01:43:33,900 --> 01:43:34,830 Ragh gets here as well, 2478 01:43:34,830 --> 01:43:38,100 all of them joining on this lower platform. 2479 01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:40,590 All of them land here in a cluster. 2480 01:43:40,590 --> 01:43:44,035 That is going to be Adaine Abernant. 2481 01:43:44,035 --> 01:43:44,880 - Oh, it's my turn. 2482 01:43:44,880 --> 01:43:47,758 - It's your turn, and you are up, healed by Sandra Lynn. 2483 01:43:47,758 --> 01:43:48,791 - Thanks, Sandra Lynn. 2484 01:43:48,791 --> 01:43:51,360 I am going to do something 2485 01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:54,030 which is somewhat of an act of faith, 2486 01:43:54,030 --> 01:43:55,980 which Adaine is not very good at. 2487 01:43:55,980 --> 01:44:00,600 But she has faith in her friends, and maybe that's enough. 2488 01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:02,520 She's gonna cast Detect Thoughts 2489 01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:06,878 using the weird earworm that Fabian gave her 2490 01:44:08,220 --> 01:44:11,250 within a 30 foot radius, which I believe includes 2491 01:44:11,250 --> 01:44:14,010 Kristen, Fig, and Porter. 2492 01:44:14,010 --> 01:44:14,843 - Okay. 2493 01:44:14,843 --> 01:44:17,820 - And Bakur as well. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 2494 01:44:17,820 --> 01:44:21,480 - So, in the wording of this earworm, 2495 01:44:21,480 --> 01:44:23,250 each time you use the earworm 2496 01:44:23,250 --> 01:44:24,900 to cast the Detect Thoughts spell, 2497 01:44:24,900 --> 01:44:26,550 it sends the information gleaned 2498 01:44:26,550 --> 01:44:28,683 to the nearest extra-planar creature. 2499 01:44:30,668 --> 01:44:32,700 - Oh my god. 2500 01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:37,195 - Which I'm assuming means Ankarna. 2501 01:44:37,195 --> 01:44:40,737 - That is correct. Okay, so- 2502 01:44:40,737 --> 01:44:43,950 - And the devil's honey has been- - Has been dispelled. 2503 01:44:43,950 --> 01:44:46,410 So, you cast Detect Thoughts. 2504 01:44:46,410 --> 01:44:48,240 He's gonna make a Wisdom saving throw. 2505 01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:51,186 - Great. - Unbelievable intersection- 2506 01:44:51,186 --> 01:44:54,120 - I tell my friends to purposefully fail the save. 2507 01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:55,590 - [Brennan] His Wisdom is not- 2508 01:44:55,590 --> 01:44:57,660 - The guy at the mall didn't say anything about this. 2509 01:44:57,660 --> 01:44:58,920 - And I don't think he would use... 2510 01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,240 I don't think he knows this enough 2511 01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:01,920 to use a Legendary Resistance on it. 2512 01:45:01,920 --> 01:45:04,120 I don't think he would. He doesn't see it... 2513 01:45:05,501 --> 01:45:07,290 It's not a harmful thing. - And it's a DC 18. 2514 01:45:07,290 --> 01:45:09,037 - Does he even know that the honey's effect is gone? 2515 01:45:09,037 --> 01:45:10,475 - [Siobhan] Wait, it's a DC 15. 2516 01:45:10,475 --> 01:45:13,068 - Yeah, that's a great point. Okay. 2517 01:45:13,068 --> 01:45:14,010 - It's a lower DC than mine, 2518 01:45:14,010 --> 01:45:16,819 'cause it's coming from the worm, so it's a DC 15. 2519 01:45:16,819 --> 01:45:18,019 - [Brennan] DC 15, okay. 2520 01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:22,665 - I cannot take the worm out of my head. 2521 01:45:22,665 --> 01:45:24,840 - He needs a 12 or higher to beat it. 2522 01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:25,673 - Great. 2523 01:45:25,673 --> 01:45:27,330 - I do think you get surface thoughts no matter what. 2524 01:45:27,330 --> 01:45:29,930 - You do, but I would like to get deep on everybody. 2525 01:45:31,290 --> 01:45:34,492 - 16 on the die. - Can I use my flashbang? 2526 01:45:34,492 --> 01:45:35,610 - Oh shit! - Yes! 2527 01:45:35,610 --> 01:45:37,230 - We haven't seen this ability yet! Yes! 2528 01:45:37,230 --> 01:45:41,280 - I just throw something in his face to distract him, 2529 01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:42,750 and it's minus a d8. 2530 01:45:42,750 --> 01:45:47,750 - So this is gonna be- a five or higher on the d8 does it. 2531 01:45:48,263 --> 01:45:49,519 (die rolling) 2532 01:45:49,519 --> 01:45:53,281 That is a six! - Yes! Yes! 2533 01:45:53,281 --> 01:45:55,860 - At the end of it all, you see Adaine standing there, 2534 01:45:55,860 --> 01:45:57,750 hands up, reaching into his mind 2535 01:45:57,750 --> 01:46:02,430 as he tries to slay this champion of Ankarna. 2536 01:46:02,430 --> 01:46:04,860 He looks at you from behind, 2537 01:46:04,860 --> 01:46:06,120 standing on the other side of him, 2538 01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:07,743 as he raises his hammer up. 2539 01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:13,050 One of the things you made combining two disciplines 2540 01:46:13,050 --> 01:46:15,960 that you were told could never be brought together, 2541 01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:20,460 a small little flashbang grenade, a humble gadget. 2542 01:46:20,460 --> 01:46:24,041 Describe for me what happens as you take it off your vest. 2543 01:46:24,041 --> 01:46:26,193 - I pull it off, take the little pin out, 2544 01:46:27,030 --> 01:46:29,040 look to Porter and smile at him. 2545 01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:31,560 I come out of rage. - Incredible. 2546 01:46:31,560 --> 01:46:32,601 - I throw it to him and say, 2547 01:46:32,601 --> 01:46:36,135 hey, don't be blinded by rage. (explosion) 2548 01:46:36,135 --> 01:46:39,510 - (roars) You fool! 2549 01:46:39,510 --> 01:46:42,743 You get this image of him 2550 01:46:42,743 --> 01:46:45,390 slitting his goddess's throat, 2551 01:46:45,390 --> 01:46:46,680 holding up her head, 2552 01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:51,240 and ascending to the throne of deity-hood, and are able, 2553 01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:55,500 as the Elven Oracle, to cast that out into space. 2554 01:46:55,500 --> 01:46:58,830 - I say, is this justice? Is this a new dawn? 2555 01:46:58,830 --> 01:47:03,830 - The pit fiend beside you, (gasps) chest splits open 2556 01:47:04,350 --> 01:47:08,490 as a golden-armored high elf steps out. 2557 01:47:08,490 --> 01:47:12,600 You see the champion of Ankarna standing right here, 2558 01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:16,290 having just smote Porter in the chest. 2559 01:47:16,290 --> 01:47:20,460 You see the wound left by Fig's bass, 2560 01:47:20,460 --> 01:47:22,620 the Bass of Night's Ending, 2561 01:47:22,620 --> 01:47:27,620 the wound begins to grow and grow on his chest. 2562 01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:32,310 In this moment, I'm gonna give us the possibility 2563 01:47:32,310 --> 01:47:35,400 of ending this battle right now. 2564 01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:38,760 Everybody here is going to participate in this 2565 01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:43,760 as a cleric of Ankarna for this moment. 2566 01:47:43,770 --> 01:47:46,530 This incredibly clever play, 2567 01:47:46,530 --> 01:47:50,430 the unwinnable battle that you have soldiered through, 2568 01:47:50,430 --> 01:47:54,840 the fact that Porter is very soon to act again on his turn 2569 01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:58,290 and maelstrom everybody that is surrounding him. 2570 01:47:58,290 --> 01:48:00,600 Everyone is going to roll a Divine Intervention 2571 01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:02,880 as though you were a cleric of your level. 2572 01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:06,480 If a Divine Intervention is achieved in this moment, 2573 01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:10,500 Porter will be sundered by his goddess in this very instant. 2574 01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:14,970 Otherwise, he will have a chance for a last stand here. 2575 01:48:14,970 --> 01:48:18,033 We'll go one by one, rolling in the Box of Doom. 2576 01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:20,700 This is an incredibly clever play. 2577 01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:22,680 - K2 gets to roll, right? 2578 01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:24,210 - If I prevented K2 from rolling- 2579 01:48:24,210 --> 01:48:25,963 - Should we go least impactful to most? 2580 01:48:25,963 --> 01:48:27,723 - Yeah, let's start with K2. 2581 01:48:27,723 --> 01:48:29,200 - [Brennan] All right, K2 is gonna roll Divine Intervention. 2582 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:32,100 - Let's just knock this out, you know what I'm saying? 2583 01:48:32,100 --> 01:48:34,070 - Please just do it right away. 2584 01:48:34,070 --> 01:48:35,790 (die rolling) 2585 01:48:35,790 --> 01:48:37,020 - Eight, no. - Yeah. 2586 01:48:37,020 --> 01:48:38,507 - All right, that's not K2. - Fuck. 2587 01:48:38,507 --> 01:48:41,070 - [Brennan] Anyone else wanna roll Divine Intervention? 2588 01:48:41,070 --> 01:48:42,147 - So I gotta get a one, basically? 2589 01:48:42,147 --> 01:48:44,175 - [Brennan] You gotta get a zero or a one. 2590 01:48:44,175 --> 01:48:45,351 - Okay. 2591 01:48:45,351 --> 01:48:46,350 (die rolling) 2592 01:48:46,350 --> 01:48:49,362 - Three. No, all right. - I got it. 2593 01:48:49,362 --> 01:48:50,363 - [Brennan] Here you go, Fabian. 2594 01:48:51,212 --> 01:48:53,085 (die rolling) 2595 01:48:53,085 --> 01:48:54,118 That's a zero. - That's a zero. 2596 01:48:54,118 --> 01:48:56,710 - [Brennan] Now, as long as you don't roll another zero. 2597 01:48:56,710 --> 01:48:59,249 - Okay. As long as I don't roll another zero? 2598 01:48:59,249 --> 01:49:00,082 - Don't roll a 10 on the tens. 2599 01:49:00,082 --> 01:49:02,209 - 'Cause that would be a 100. 2600 01:49:02,209 --> 01:49:03,360 (die rolling) 2601 01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:04,493 That's an eight. - Yes! 2602 01:49:04,493 --> 01:49:06,870 - That is a Divine Intervention. 2603 01:49:06,870 --> 01:49:07,740 If anyone else wants to roll 2604 01:49:07,740 --> 01:49:09,630 just to see what they would've gotten, feel free. 2605 01:49:09,630 --> 01:49:11,763 But also, we know that we've got at least one. 2606 01:49:11,763 --> 01:49:12,596 - No. - No. 2607 01:49:12,596 --> 01:49:13,590 (die rolling) 2608 01:49:13,590 --> 01:49:15,202 - I don't think I wanna know. 2609 01:49:15,202 --> 01:49:17,343 Let that be a mystery. - A mystery! 2610 01:49:18,450 --> 01:49:20,430 The scene we see set before us. 2611 01:49:20,430 --> 01:49:22,590 Adaine, standing here, 2612 01:49:22,590 --> 01:49:26,223 as ever an oracle, showing people the truth. 2613 01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:30,090 Ankarna can see this, in this moment. 2614 01:49:30,090 --> 01:49:32,880 Fig, standing with the bass in your hand 2615 01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:35,100 next to this massive pit fiend, 2616 01:49:35,100 --> 01:49:37,770 squaring up and fighting your teacher 2617 01:49:37,770 --> 01:49:41,280 that you have known since freshman year 2618 01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:43,110 was a villain. 2619 01:49:43,110 --> 01:49:46,500 Kristen, with the shards of twilight in your hand, 2620 01:49:46,500 --> 01:49:47,640 commanding her in this space, 2621 01:49:47,640 --> 01:49:49,170 you have already called upon her 2622 01:49:49,170 --> 01:49:52,830 and seen her move upon the face of this world. 2623 01:49:52,830 --> 01:49:55,950 Riz, all the way from the other side of the gymnasium, 2624 01:49:55,950 --> 01:49:58,560 across the floor, your gun in your hand, 2625 01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:01,350 taking shot after shot across the vastness here. 2626 01:50:01,350 --> 01:50:05,310 You watch Gorgug, who in this moment, 2627 01:50:05,310 --> 01:50:09,960 uses this little gadget to make the difference 2628 01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:11,730 between success and failure, 2629 01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:14,703 between saving the world or watching as it ends. 2630 01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:18,540 But only one of our Bad Kids is unconscious. 2631 01:50:18,540 --> 01:50:21,690 - Oh, a dream, unconscious state, 2632 01:50:21,690 --> 01:50:23,673 making you more suggestible. 2633 01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:27,570 - You feel Mazey holding your hand. 2634 01:50:27,570 --> 01:50:30,363 You hear, "You know, 2635 01:50:31,770 --> 01:50:34,323 it's really, really nice, 2636 01:50:36,660 --> 01:50:38,640 all the things you've said 2637 01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,448 in dance class and at the study sessions. 2638 01:50:43,080 --> 01:50:46,083 I know you're like the most popular kid at school, 2639 01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:51,753 but I feel like all the jock stuff and the Owlbear stuff, 2640 01:50:53,010 --> 01:50:57,360 famous pirate for a dad, famous elven swordswoman for a mom, 2641 01:50:57,360 --> 01:51:01,230 famous adventures every year at Aguefort, 2642 01:51:01,230 --> 01:51:03,360 you make such a difference 2643 01:51:03,360 --> 01:51:05,943 just in all the ways you take care of people. 2644 01:51:06,780 --> 01:51:08,280 All the people at your house 2645 01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:11,220 that feel like they're part of something cool 2646 01:51:11,220 --> 01:51:14,820 because you set things up for them to feel that way. 2647 01:51:14,820 --> 01:51:17,340 That's, like, who you really are, I think. 2648 01:51:17,340 --> 01:51:19,890 I wish we'd gotten a chance 2649 01:51:19,890 --> 01:51:22,209 to lose our virginities to each other." 2650 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:26,940 And you realize that as you lay here dying, 2651 01:51:26,940 --> 01:51:30,780 you are going to lose your chance to lose your V card 2652 01:51:30,780 --> 01:51:35,283 to someone who really, genuinely cares about you. 2653 01:51:36,270 --> 01:51:39,810 And you feel, from the lava, "No!" 2654 01:51:39,810 --> 01:51:41,130 Fig, you feel something 2655 01:51:41,130 --> 01:51:44,077 asking to be released from the Bottomless Pit. 2656 01:51:44,077 --> 01:51:46,212 "Let me into the world! There is an injustice here!" 2657 01:51:46,212 --> 01:51:50,111 - I'm the bouncer, and you're fucking coming in. 2658 01:51:50,111 --> 01:51:54,033 - (roars) Light erupts from behind Fig. 2659 01:51:55,140 --> 01:51:57,090 The Dawn of Justice! 2660 01:51:57,090 --> 01:51:59,730 The question posed by the Elven Oracle. 2661 01:51:59,730 --> 01:52:02,377 You hear a voice saying, 2662 01:52:02,377 --> 01:52:07,377 "To the question posed by the oracle, not of the elves, 2663 01:52:07,767 --> 01:52:10,683 but the oracle of all peoples, 2664 01:52:10,683 --> 01:52:13,110 no, it is not just." 2665 01:52:13,110 --> 01:52:16,743 Fabian, a light appears, 2666 01:52:16,743 --> 01:52:18,451 and a dawn goddess, 2667 01:52:18,451 --> 01:52:21,633 striding across mountains, says, 2668 01:52:23,257 --> 01:52:26,232 "It is not right 2669 01:52:26,232 --> 01:52:29,648 that two such teenagers 2670 01:52:29,648 --> 01:52:32,277 should find each other 2671 01:52:32,277 --> 01:52:37,277 and lose their chance at this wondrous moment, 2672 01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:41,160 for the sake of a bitter, vengeful, 2673 01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:44,912 foolish, idiot liar!" 2674 01:52:44,912 --> 01:52:49,173 And a sword wider than the gym cuts Porter in half. 2675 01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:55,221 Divine Intervention. Porter Cliffbreaker is no more. 2676 01:52:55,221 --> 01:52:57,810 (players cheering) 2677 01:52:57,810 --> 01:53:00,390 And with that, we come out of combat, 2678 01:53:00,390 --> 01:53:04,216 as the last Jace is arrested. (players laughing) 2679 01:53:04,216 --> 01:53:06,960 - Just quietly arrested. - Quietly arrested. 2680 01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:09,370 - He was Hilda Hilda the whole time! 2681 01:53:09,370 --> 01:53:11,370 - (gasps) He was able to transform! 2682 01:53:11,370 --> 01:53:13,140 - You see Cuspin turns to look at you. 2683 01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,280 There's a little bit of devil's honey 2684 01:53:14,280 --> 01:53:16,320 on the ground in front of you. 2685 01:53:16,320 --> 01:53:17,910 - He was Hilda Hilda! 2686 01:53:17,910 --> 01:53:22,500 - You're going away for 3,000 years, you motherfucker! 2687 01:53:22,500 --> 01:53:23,880 What? No, I'm not Hilda Hilda! 2688 01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:25,230 I don't even know who that is! 2689 01:53:25,230 --> 01:53:26,700 Nice try, motherfucker! 2690 01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:29,825 - He lives at Hilda Hilda Street and Hilda Hilda Place! 2691 01:53:29,825 --> 01:53:31,800 - You know, usually I like people getting credit 2692 01:53:31,800 --> 01:53:34,590 for my work, but that one kinda hurts. 2693 01:53:34,590 --> 01:53:36,873 I'm Hilda Hilda! And I run. 2694 01:53:37,890 --> 01:53:38,723 - He looks around. 2695 01:53:38,723 --> 01:53:41,480 You see he kicks Jace into the lava. "No!" 2696 01:53:41,480 --> 01:53:43,830 And he goes, "I'll get you, Hilda Hilda! 2697 01:53:43,830 --> 01:53:46,013 I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!" 2698 01:53:46,917 --> 01:53:50,430 - Why is he chasing Fig when he was Hilda Hilda? 2699 01:53:50,430 --> 01:53:54,540 Fully believing my own lie. - Incredible. 2700 01:53:54,540 --> 01:53:57,202 All of your friends and family gather 'round, 2701 01:53:57,202 --> 01:53:59,850 and you are all enveloped in golden light. 2702 01:53:59,850 --> 01:54:02,340 This weird other realm is still coming through 2703 01:54:02,340 --> 01:54:05,490 from this place, and all of you feel the cool touch 2704 01:54:05,490 --> 01:54:09,300 of twilight and of the dawn, the two times 2705 01:54:09,300 --> 01:54:12,930 of the changing of day to night and night to day. 2706 01:54:12,930 --> 01:54:15,190 - Golden hour. Everybody looks so hot. 2707 01:54:15,190 --> 01:54:18,250 - Everybody looks so hot. - We should take selfies. 2708 01:54:19,170 --> 01:54:22,170 - You feel the realm still flying apart, 2709 01:54:22,170 --> 01:54:26,250 Elmville still flying apart, and as the light fades, 2710 01:54:26,250 --> 01:54:29,520 all of you find yourself walking in darkness. 2711 01:54:29,520 --> 01:54:32,130 All of you feel yourself scattered. 2712 01:54:32,130 --> 01:54:36,600 The dead bodies of the Rat Grinders, the Hangman. 2713 01:54:36,600 --> 01:54:39,180 You see, flying through space, Bakur, 2714 01:54:39,180 --> 01:54:43,710 this elf gets blasted into the body of this pit fiend, 2715 01:54:43,710 --> 01:54:47,820 and you see Lydia looking and being like, "It's you!" 2716 01:54:47,820 --> 01:54:49,140 leaping through the air. 2717 01:54:49,140 --> 01:54:50,760 You see Ragh looking, 2718 01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:53,253 trying to grab Jawbone, Sandra Lynn, Baxter. 2719 01:54:55,110 --> 01:54:59,370 You're all spread, and you find yourself in this world, 2720 01:54:59,370 --> 01:55:04,370 the world behind you of spines and crystals and lava, 2721 01:55:04,470 --> 01:55:07,890 and you can hear something far off in the distance 2722 01:55:07,890 --> 01:55:10,990 like a deep, weeping voice 2723 01:55:12,300 --> 01:55:15,300 and a cool breeze moving through this place, 2724 01:55:15,300 --> 01:55:18,240 searching, searching, searching for something. 2725 01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:23,160 As you are all here, moving through this space, 2726 01:55:23,160 --> 01:55:27,390 trying to find each other again in this moment, 2727 01:55:27,390 --> 01:55:30,120 I will ask each of you 2728 01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:34,443 what it is you encounter in this space. 2729 01:55:35,880 --> 01:55:40,880 A memory of something unfair 2730 01:55:41,370 --> 01:55:44,940 that you accepted, that you regret accepting. 2731 01:55:44,940 --> 01:55:48,450 A memory of a missed opportunity that you had 2732 01:55:48,450 --> 01:55:51,840 to let somebody know how you really feel. 2733 01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:55,350 This is a world of rage and anger, 2734 01:55:55,350 --> 01:56:00,350 but you see moments flashing in the crystals around you 2735 01:56:00,930 --> 01:56:05,700 of the thin line between justice and anger, 2736 01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:09,120 the thin line between learning to have the wisdom 2737 01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:10,650 to accept what cannot be changed, 2738 01:56:10,650 --> 01:56:14,160 versus the courage to change what can be changed. 2739 01:56:14,160 --> 01:56:18,030 All of you see different areas of time. 2740 01:56:18,030 --> 01:56:20,400 You could go to memories from the past, 2741 01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:22,920 or to this very present moment 2742 01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:25,080 with something that is unaddressed. 2743 01:56:25,080 --> 01:56:27,183 As you journey through this realm, 2744 01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:32,310 who's the first person that finds something? 2745 01:56:32,310 --> 01:56:37,255 - I think, you know, having just killed Porter, 2746 01:56:39,330 --> 01:56:43,110 I think Gorgug remembers 2747 01:56:43,110 --> 01:56:47,883 those earlier conversations he had with Porter, 2748 01:56:49,020 --> 01:56:52,920 and thinks back to when he was trying to argue with him, 2749 01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:56,400 or just ask him to let him take other classes. 2750 01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:59,100 - You go back to that moment, and you see Porter 2751 01:56:59,100 --> 01:57:03,870 standing before you, going, "I'm not interested. 2752 01:57:03,870 --> 01:57:05,960 You clearly haven't applied yourself 2753 01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:07,890 in your barbarian classes. 2754 01:57:07,890 --> 01:57:09,300 Without an effort here, 2755 01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:13,530 I see no reason to allow you to do this thing." 2756 01:57:13,530 --> 01:57:17,310 And you see that moment of you 2757 01:57:17,310 --> 01:57:21,540 basically accepting someone telling you 2758 01:57:21,540 --> 01:57:24,890 that you had to take four years of school in a year. 2759 01:57:27,180 --> 01:57:30,480 - I think Gorgug thinks back to this 2760 01:57:30,480 --> 01:57:34,450 and thinks what he wishes he would've said 2761 01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:40,006 was just that, you know, 2762 01:57:41,190 --> 01:57:45,123 if you talk about my potential, 2763 01:57:46,920 --> 01:57:49,200 and you care this much about it, that's okay, 2764 01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:52,140 but at the end of the day, it's mine, 2765 01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:54,770 so I can do with it what I wanna do with it. 2766 01:57:56,400 --> 01:58:00,450 - You feel a presence behind you of a woman 2767 01:58:00,450 --> 01:58:04,590 in glorious dawn light, armored, 2768 01:58:04,590 --> 01:58:07,830 but looking sad or weak. 2769 01:58:07,830 --> 01:58:10,620 Some force that had called her to this world, 2770 01:58:10,620 --> 01:58:12,480 she just destroyed, and it's almost like 2771 01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:16,260 her connection to this world is very tenuous. 2772 01:58:16,260 --> 01:58:20,760 She looks out, but sees this memory of you 2773 01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:23,550 that you change in your mind. 2774 01:58:23,550 --> 01:58:26,643 You see a version where you say exactly that to Porter, 2775 01:58:28,410 --> 01:58:31,980 and watch as you simply do not accept 2776 01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:36,330 that he has the authority to tell you 2777 01:58:36,330 --> 01:58:38,280 what you're going to do with your life. 2778 01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:42,750 The figure behind you puts a hand on your back 2779 01:58:42,750 --> 01:58:44,635 and heals you of all damage. 2780 01:58:45,567 --> 01:58:46,583 - Oh, good. 2781 01:58:48,060 --> 01:58:51,990 - He was a liar, and he did not truly care for you. 2782 01:58:51,990 --> 01:58:53,580 I am sorry you did not feel 2783 01:58:53,580 --> 01:58:56,163 that you could stand against him in that moment. 2784 01:58:57,960 --> 01:59:00,783 - Thank you. - And she begins to fade away. 2785 01:59:02,970 --> 01:59:04,320 And you are able to move from that place 2786 01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:05,850 and find your friends. 2787 01:59:05,850 --> 01:59:09,810 - I think Kristen walks into a kind of corner, 2788 01:59:09,810 --> 01:59:13,890 and all of the different crystals 2789 01:59:13,890 --> 01:59:17,220 reflect her at all different ages growing up, 2790 01:59:17,220 --> 01:59:21,900 and she sees them all in one, 2791 01:59:21,900 --> 01:59:25,433 and her anger is for 2792 01:59:25,433 --> 01:59:28,074 her upbringing, and not really feeling 2793 01:59:28,074 --> 01:59:29,882 like there was a place for her. 2794 01:59:29,882 --> 01:59:32,190 Like she had to change herself 2795 01:59:32,190 --> 01:59:35,190 to be worthy of love, 2796 01:59:35,190 --> 01:59:39,690 and also, like, a god. 2797 01:59:39,690 --> 01:59:41,310 - Yeah. 2798 01:59:41,310 --> 01:59:44,973 - So I think her anger is like, she sees her parents. 2799 01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:48,990 Something that she's still, I think, currently angry about, 2800 01:59:48,990 --> 01:59:51,660 and hasn't necessarily worked out. 2801 01:59:51,660 --> 01:59:54,740 - You feel the figure beside you heal you 2802 01:59:54,740 --> 01:59:58,357 of any injury you've sustained and say, 2803 01:59:58,357 --> 02:00:01,650 "Is there strength I could lend you 2804 02:00:01,650 --> 02:00:04,830 to say or do what need be said or done 2805 02:00:04,830 --> 02:00:06,913 for these people who have wronged you?" 2806 02:00:09,270 --> 02:00:13,170 - I think this is in the "wisdom to accept 2807 02:00:13,170 --> 02:00:16,170 the things you cannot change" category. 2808 02:00:16,170 --> 02:00:19,380 - You see she looks very sorrowful, and vanishes. 2809 02:00:19,380 --> 02:00:21,210 And you see that as this happens, 2810 02:00:21,210 --> 02:00:25,560 the little area just around you, grass begins to grow, 2811 02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:28,630 and twilight forest begins to emerge around you. 2812 02:00:31,326 --> 02:00:32,970 Gorgug and Kristen, you find each other. 2813 02:00:32,970 --> 02:00:35,283 You see the forest, Gorgug, and can join here. 2814 02:00:36,420 --> 02:00:38,010 - You look so much better. 2815 02:00:38,010 --> 02:00:40,007 - You look better. - Thank you. 2816 02:00:40,007 --> 02:00:42,063 - Adaine sees her parents, also, 2817 02:00:44,310 --> 02:00:48,720 and sees the unfairness in the way that they treated her, 2818 02:00:48,720 --> 02:00:50,973 but also in the way that they treated Aelwyn, 2819 02:00:52,500 --> 02:00:56,350 and how unfair it was to pit them against each other 2820 02:00:57,270 --> 02:01:01,170 when she's enjoyed 2821 02:01:01,170 --> 02:01:05,490 having this sister relationship 2822 02:01:05,490 --> 02:01:07,263 with Aelwyn this year so much, 2823 02:01:08,580 --> 02:01:12,646 and she was robbed of that for 16 years. 2824 02:01:13,950 --> 02:01:16,710 - You are healed for all damage you've sustained, 2825 02:01:16,710 --> 02:01:19,572 and see the goddess beside you 2826 02:01:20,610 --> 02:01:24,930 looking and saying, "You have been stolen from. 2827 02:01:24,930 --> 02:01:27,592 I can help you mete out justice." 2828 02:01:28,796 --> 02:01:30,300 - I don't need justice. 2829 02:01:30,300 --> 02:01:32,850 I don't need justice against those people. 2830 02:01:32,850 --> 02:01:35,340 - Oh, I'm sorry. 2831 02:01:35,340 --> 02:01:36,750 And she vanishes. 2832 02:01:36,750 --> 02:01:39,480 The twilight forest goes and encompasses Adaine as well, 2833 02:01:39,480 --> 02:01:40,740 and you join your friends. 2834 02:01:40,740 --> 02:01:44,250 - I think Riz sees 2835 02:01:44,250 --> 02:01:47,460 himself in middle school, 2836 02:01:47,460 --> 02:01:50,340 before he had any friends, 2837 02:01:50,340 --> 02:01:53,623 and just the 2838 02:01:53,623 --> 02:01:55,500 kind of injustice he felt 2839 02:01:55,500 --> 02:01:57,510 with just how hard it was 2840 02:01:57,510 --> 02:02:00,690 to meet people and to connect with people. 2841 02:02:00,690 --> 02:02:02,000 And then, I think, 2842 02:02:04,505 --> 02:02:09,499 also feels like he's been unfair to, maybe, 2843 02:02:11,730 --> 02:02:13,470 Kristen and Fig, 2844 02:02:13,470 --> 02:02:16,650 kind of sees some of Kipperlilly in himself, 2845 02:02:16,650 --> 02:02:19,893 of trying to sort of, you know, 2846 02:02:22,860 --> 02:02:27,150 prevent change, to stop a new dawn. 2847 02:02:27,150 --> 02:02:30,570 - You are healed for all damage 2848 02:02:30,570 --> 02:02:33,090 that you've sustained in the fight, 2849 02:02:33,090 --> 02:02:37,565 and Ankarna looks at the memory 2850 02:02:37,565 --> 02:02:38,398 of these other kids 2851 02:02:38,398 --> 02:02:40,230 back when you were very lonely, 2852 02:02:40,230 --> 02:02:42,900 your best friend was your babysitter, 2853 02:02:42,900 --> 02:02:46,950 and also looks at the rage you're directing at yourself 2854 02:02:46,950 --> 02:02:51,480 and goes, "Yes, to hold oneself to account 2855 02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:53,640 is a very noble thing, I think. 2856 02:02:53,640 --> 02:02:56,983 Is there any help you require from me?" 2857 02:02:56,983 --> 02:03:01,140 - I think I need to talk to Fig and Kristen. 2858 02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:03,180 - Oh. 2859 02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:06,867 - If you could get me to them. - Yes. Yes, I can. 2860 02:03:06,867 --> 02:03:09,267 And you see, you are surrounded by golden light. 2861 02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:12,750 She takes you away from this place. 2862 02:03:12,750 --> 02:03:17,370 - I think Fig looks into a reflective surface, 2863 02:03:17,370 --> 02:03:21,960 and really wants to see her mom 2864 02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:25,770 and be mad at her mom for taking four fucking months 2865 02:03:25,770 --> 02:03:28,650 to ask her about the curse she was struggling with. 2866 02:03:28,650 --> 02:03:32,040 But I think Fig knows that who she's really mad at 2867 02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:36,725 is herself, because she spent all year 2868 02:03:38,010 --> 02:03:39,960 in an existential tailspin, 2869 02:03:39,960 --> 02:03:41,910 getting cursed and then realizing 2870 02:03:41,910 --> 02:03:44,490 that she didn't even respect herself enough 2871 02:03:44,490 --> 02:03:46,560 to make or keep an agreement with herself, 2872 02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:49,950 and she didn't even think she was worthy enough 2873 02:03:49,950 --> 02:03:52,410 to reach out to her friends about it, 2874 02:03:52,410 --> 02:03:55,810 and she spent the entire year just 2875 02:03:58,620 --> 02:04:03,128 stewing in 2876 02:04:03,128 --> 02:04:04,503 self-doubt 2877 02:04:04,503 --> 02:04:06,810 and kind of loneliness, 2878 02:04:06,810 --> 02:04:09,420 even though she was surrounded by people. 2879 02:04:09,420 --> 02:04:11,010 But I don't know if it was pride 2880 02:04:11,010 --> 02:04:15,660 or thinking that they wouldn't give her 2881 02:04:15,660 --> 02:04:16,980 the comfort she was seeking, 2882 02:04:16,980 --> 02:04:20,897 but she just could never bring herself to ask for help, 2883 02:04:20,897 --> 02:04:24,153 and she made such a big show of helping everyone else, 2884 02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:29,700 hoping that would mean that she would be worth that help. 2885 02:04:29,700 --> 02:04:32,000 She couldn't even bring herself to ask for it. 2886 02:04:33,090 --> 02:04:37,113 - You feel yourself healed, 2887 02:04:38,070 --> 02:04:41,850 and Ankarna not only touches you to heal you, 2888 02:04:41,850 --> 02:04:43,830 but embraces you, 2889 02:04:43,830 --> 02:04:48,690 and sees that one path of confronting your mother, 2890 02:04:48,690 --> 02:04:51,540 and sees this other path of dwelling 2891 02:04:51,540 --> 02:04:54,813 on this anger directed towards yourself. 2892 02:04:55,680 --> 02:04:57,460 Certainly, there is something 2893 02:04:58,500 --> 02:05:00,886 that I can help you to destroy. 2894 02:05:04,350 --> 02:05:07,733 I owe you more than I can say. 2895 02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:13,020 You stewarded my realm. You brought me here. 2896 02:05:13,020 --> 02:05:17,010 You have wielded wrath for good, 2897 02:05:17,010 --> 02:05:19,230 and remembered me when no one else would, 2898 02:05:19,230 --> 02:05:22,625 not even the scions of my followers. 2899 02:05:23,706 --> 02:05:26,760 I have not had a chance in ages 2900 02:05:26,760 --> 02:05:29,268 to return to what I once was. 2901 02:05:30,840 --> 02:05:34,170 I feel if I do not help, I may die. 2902 02:05:34,170 --> 02:05:37,560 - I say this with nothing but love in my heart. 2903 02:05:37,560 --> 02:05:40,173 I'm actually already really good at destruction. 2904 02:05:41,070 --> 02:05:42,050 So... 2905 02:05:45,060 --> 02:05:48,113 This one's on the house, and maybe you can owe me? 2906 02:05:50,280 --> 02:05:54,210 - She smiles, wraps you in golden light, and Riz and Fig, 2907 02:05:54,210 --> 02:05:57,240 you are reunited in this place of golden light together. 2908 02:05:57,240 --> 02:06:00,640 - I think Fabian thinks about all the times 2909 02:06:02,760 --> 02:06:06,210 Bill told him he was going to be great, 2910 02:06:06,210 --> 02:06:08,235 that he was gonna 2911 02:06:08,235 --> 02:06:12,093 write his name on the face of the world 2912 02:06:12,093 --> 02:06:16,470 and how long he's been saying that, 2913 02:06:16,470 --> 02:06:20,220 and how much of his life he's been saying that. 2914 02:06:20,220 --> 02:06:22,440 And he thinks about Bill's followers 2915 02:06:22,440 --> 02:06:24,153 and the way that they saw him, 2916 02:06:25,031 --> 02:06:28,757 and he thinks about Kristen slapping him when he 2917 02:06:28,757 --> 02:06:33,390 kind of was trying to explain what had happened, 2918 02:06:33,390 --> 02:06:36,813 and saying his full name. 2919 02:06:39,060 --> 02:06:42,030 And then this year, and that tattoo, 2920 02:06:42,030 --> 02:06:46,323 and the title of Maximum Legend, 2921 02:06:47,250 --> 02:06:48,837 and just the weight 2922 02:06:49,710 --> 02:06:53,200 that he has been carrying, 2923 02:06:54,060 --> 02:06:58,740 of expectation placed on him by his father. 2924 02:06:58,740 --> 02:07:03,273 - You see Bakur, badly injured, 2925 02:07:05,100 --> 02:07:08,220 with his forehead up against Lydia Barkrock's forehead. 2926 02:07:08,220 --> 02:07:09,210 She is badly injured. 2927 02:07:09,210 --> 02:07:12,540 They've clearly been fighting in this realm for some time, 2928 02:07:12,540 --> 02:07:14,520 and have come to some understanding, 2929 02:07:14,520 --> 02:07:16,140 and touched each other's forehead. 2930 02:07:16,140 --> 02:07:16,973 Bakur looks. 2931 02:07:16,973 --> 02:07:19,500 Flying in here with a little whistle around his neck, 2932 02:07:19,500 --> 02:07:22,890 you see Gorthalax appears in this place. 2933 02:07:22,890 --> 02:07:24,363 Both of them look at you, 2934 02:07:25,260 --> 02:07:29,940 open a seam in the crystal, and Bill steps out. 2935 02:07:29,940 --> 02:07:31,380 Ankarna appears behind you 2936 02:07:31,380 --> 02:07:33,843 and heals all the damage in your body. 2937 02:07:35,490 --> 02:07:36,933 Thank you for calling me. 2938 02:07:38,700 --> 02:07:41,070 Do you have anger towards this man? 2939 02:07:41,070 --> 02:07:44,903 I can help you stand against him, 2940 02:07:44,903 --> 02:07:47,310 if he has wronged you. 2941 02:07:47,310 --> 02:07:48,143 - No. 2942 02:07:51,430 --> 02:07:53,958 I don't want to cause him harm. 2943 02:07:56,443 --> 02:07:58,143 I just want him to understand. 2944 02:08:02,370 --> 02:08:06,300 - Ankarna looks very saddened again. 2945 02:08:06,300 --> 02:08:08,160 You see Bill looks out 2946 02:08:08,160 --> 02:08:11,343 and begins to fade away, 2947 02:08:12,240 --> 02:08:13,260 back in this realm. 2948 02:08:13,260 --> 02:08:14,940 As you ask for understanding, 2949 02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:17,130 you see that Bill looks at you, confused, 2950 02:08:17,130 --> 02:08:21,423 and there's some twilight, a shard, a cool forest. 2951 02:08:22,320 --> 02:08:23,583 He looks out and goes, 2952 02:08:28,417 --> 02:08:30,027 "My darling boy." 2953 02:08:31,804 --> 02:08:32,770 - Papa. 2954 02:08:34,380 --> 02:08:38,811 - I'd love you if your name was written nowhere. 2955 02:08:40,770 --> 02:08:42,970 And if I had to choose between you 2956 02:08:43,889 --> 02:08:46,473 and all the places that my name is written, 2957 02:08:47,550 --> 02:08:51,153 I'd scrub it from this and every world for another day. 2958 02:08:52,260 --> 02:08:54,135 He puts his head on your head, 2959 02:08:54,135 --> 02:08:55,635 gives you a kiss on the cheek. 2960 02:08:56,970 --> 02:08:59,520 But maybe we can have both. 2961 02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:01,170 - Maybe we can. 2962 02:09:01,170 --> 02:09:06,123 - But one is more, more, more, more than gold to me, my boy. 2963 02:09:07,920 --> 02:09:09,990 The two lights intermingle, 2964 02:09:09,990 --> 02:09:13,080 and you are standing in a clearing 2965 02:09:13,080 --> 02:09:16,419 where you see a badly injured Ankarna 2966 02:09:17,310 --> 02:09:21,030 with Cassandra, returned, 2967 02:09:21,030 --> 02:09:24,158 who holds you, and K2. 2968 02:09:26,460 --> 02:09:27,840 - Blimey. - [Brennan] Blimey. 2969 02:09:27,840 --> 02:09:30,180 - I'm holding the back of her tracksuit. 2970 02:09:30,180 --> 02:09:33,510 - Don't squeeze her too hard. She's gassy. 2971 02:09:33,510 --> 02:09:36,920 - Cassandra says, "I have made her real, as well." 2972 02:09:39,060 --> 02:09:41,940 - Oh, that's so great. - Mm-hmm. 2973 02:09:41,940 --> 02:09:45,570 - That's very generous of you. 2974 02:09:45,570 --> 02:09:49,500 - K2 does make me doubt everything. 2975 02:09:49,500 --> 02:09:53,012 - You see she takes K2 in the palm of her hand and goes, 2976 02:09:53,012 --> 02:09:55,887 "Now go away, literally forever." 2977 02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:00,210 - Is this you guaranteeing 2978 02:10:00,210 --> 02:10:02,039 that there can never be a side quest with K2? 2979 02:10:02,039 --> 02:10:05,025 - I still have the spell. I still have the spell. 2980 02:10:05,025 --> 02:10:07,736 - K3, K4, K5. 2981 02:10:07,736 --> 02:10:11,523 - K3 is gonna be German, K4 is gonna be Australian. 2982 02:10:12,960 --> 02:10:15,123 Now go away, literally forever. 2983 02:10:17,130 --> 02:10:21,270 - You see that Jawbone, Ragh and his mom, 2984 02:10:21,270 --> 02:10:24,831 Sandra Lynn, Squeem, even Balthazar- 2985 02:10:24,831 --> 02:10:26,063 - Fucking Squeem is here? 2986 02:10:26,063 --> 02:10:27,780 - Squeem! Squeem's dealt with a lot. 2987 02:10:27,780 --> 02:10:29,327 - I crack a cortado. 2988 02:10:30,697 --> 02:10:31,789 - Crack? 2989 02:10:31,789 --> 02:10:33,600 - I take the lid off, so I can chug it. 2990 02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:37,464 - [Siobhan] It's a tangerine marshmallow-flavored cortado. 2991 02:10:37,464 --> 02:10:41,133 - Hey guys, I found a little souvenir from today. 2992 02:10:42,120 --> 02:10:43,521 It's Porter's nuts. 2993 02:10:46,020 --> 02:10:49,010 - Wow, he's really juicing. So small. 2994 02:10:49,010 --> 02:10:51,690 - Teeny! - So small, so hard and round. 2995 02:10:51,690 --> 02:10:54,393 - You see that Cassandra looks at all of you, 2996 02:10:55,290 --> 02:11:00,290 and in this sort of realm, Ankarna's very small and fading. 2997 02:11:00,930 --> 02:11:03,360 Cassandra looks up at you, Kristen, 2998 02:11:03,360 --> 02:11:06,180 smiles at Fig, looks at all of you, 2999 02:11:06,180 --> 02:11:09,690 and everything that happened here, from that last grenade, 3000 02:11:09,690 --> 02:11:11,760 to Kipperlilly's death causing 3001 02:11:11,760 --> 02:11:13,650 the downfall of the villains' plan, 3002 02:11:13,650 --> 02:11:15,630 to the last gambit with the earworm 3003 02:11:15,630 --> 02:11:18,180 to let her know that her follower was lying to her, 3004 02:11:19,320 --> 02:11:21,993 and she looks at you, Kristen, 3005 02:11:23,294 --> 02:11:28,228 and Ankarna sort of grows feeble and goes, 3006 02:11:29,665 --> 02:11:30,498 "I... 3007 02:11:31,455 --> 02:11:34,853 I don't know if anyone really needs me." 3008 02:11:35,850 --> 02:11:39,213 - I reach out and I grab Ankarna's hand and I say, 3009 02:11:40,890 --> 02:11:45,880 Ankarna, I kinda feel like you still have 3010 02:11:47,550 --> 02:11:50,741 the residue of 3011 02:11:50,741 --> 02:11:53,057 violence or anger on you 3012 02:11:53,057 --> 02:11:58,057 from what Porter and what your followers have asked of you. 3013 02:11:58,110 --> 02:12:00,173 I think when you talked to me, 3014 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:06,000 you were so focused on the past, 3015 02:12:06,000 --> 02:12:10,740 or what was wrong, and I do just feel like 3016 02:12:10,740 --> 02:12:13,430 a new dawn and a new beginning is, like... 3017 02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:17,850 I think that you will find a lot of followers that way. 3018 02:12:17,850 --> 02:12:19,590 A lot of people want a fresh start, 3019 02:12:19,590 --> 02:12:22,050 and to look forward instead of back. 3020 02:12:23,250 --> 02:12:27,810 - She looks, and you see Cassandra almost shivers 3021 02:12:27,810 --> 02:12:30,840 as a fear, which is sort of like Cassandra's other side, 3022 02:12:30,840 --> 02:12:33,600 the other side of doubt is fear, 3023 02:12:33,600 --> 02:12:35,160 a fear runs through Ankarna, 3024 02:12:35,160 --> 02:12:38,643 and she sort of gets a sneer and a wrathful thing. 3025 02:12:39,480 --> 02:12:43,396 She looks up and says, "I'm sure they would. 3026 02:12:45,000 --> 02:12:48,570 Can I share with you my fear, Kristen Applebees? 3027 02:12:48,570 --> 02:12:51,670 And maybe all of you 3028 02:12:52,560 --> 02:12:54,933 can tell me why I would be wrong. 3029 02:12:55,860 --> 02:12:58,470 But I fear that I am not wrong. 3030 02:12:58,470 --> 02:13:03,470 My worship changed because I was of the most use 3031 02:13:04,260 --> 02:13:08,280 to the wrathful and conquering. 3032 02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:11,790 And if the virtuous and just 3033 02:13:11,790 --> 02:13:16,790 see less use in me than them, 3034 02:13:16,890 --> 02:13:20,277 am I not always doomed to come back here?" 3035 02:13:21,480 --> 02:13:24,249 - You're way more than your use. 3036 02:13:24,249 --> 02:13:25,590 - Yeah, you think I like these people 3037 02:13:25,590 --> 02:13:27,865 just 'cause they're useful to me? 3038 02:13:29,264 --> 02:13:31,260 I mean, they are really, really useful. 3039 02:13:31,260 --> 02:13:34,110 But that's not why we're friends. 3040 02:13:34,110 --> 02:13:37,470 - I think it's up to your new followers 3041 02:13:37,470 --> 02:13:38,850 to protect you from that. 3042 02:13:38,850 --> 02:13:41,280 I think people will always be looking for power 3043 02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:42,570 and wanting to corrupt you. 3044 02:13:42,570 --> 02:13:46,713 I do agree that that's something to be afraid of. 3045 02:13:48,150 --> 02:13:52,800 But maybe you can be like a best kept secret. 3046 02:13:52,800 --> 02:13:56,070 - I think also, they wanted to exploit you 3047 02:13:56,070 --> 02:13:59,850 because of your power, and that just speaks volumes 3048 02:13:59,850 --> 02:14:03,900 to the potentiality in you, but ultimately, 3049 02:14:03,900 --> 02:14:06,030 you're going to be the thing you wanna be 3050 02:14:06,030 --> 02:14:09,180 if you decide how to direct that potentiality. 3051 02:14:09,180 --> 02:14:11,250 I wrote this song about how you let yourself 3052 02:14:11,250 --> 02:14:13,320 be a weather vane instead of a compass, 3053 02:14:13,320 --> 02:14:15,570 but really, I think I was also writing about myself, 3054 02:14:15,570 --> 02:14:16,653 so I kinda get it. 3055 02:14:17,550 --> 02:14:19,320 - If your followers told you to jump off a cliff, 3056 02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:20,760 would you just do it? 3057 02:14:20,760 --> 02:14:22,647 - I have no followers any longer. 3058 02:14:22,647 --> 02:14:24,268 - You have six right here. 3059 02:14:26,640 --> 02:14:27,781 - She begins to weep. 3060 02:14:28,667 --> 02:14:31,800 - I think rebellion- I'm the Archdevil of Rebellion, 3061 02:14:31,800 --> 02:14:34,440 rebellion without the horizon of dawn, 3062 02:14:34,440 --> 02:14:36,480 without the promise of a new beginning, 3063 02:14:36,480 --> 02:14:38,163 is absolutely cynical. 3064 02:14:39,150 --> 02:14:42,573 You're the only thing that gives my domain any meaning. 3065 02:14:43,410 --> 02:14:44,690 - I think I hold Fig's hand 3066 02:14:44,690 --> 02:14:46,770 so that we're kind of mirroring- 3067 02:14:46,770 --> 02:14:48,870 - Cassandra and Ankarna. 3068 02:14:48,870 --> 02:14:50,910 She smiles. 3069 02:14:50,910 --> 02:14:55,873 Well, maybe it will be a very humble beginning, then. 3070 02:14:58,110 --> 02:15:01,020 It is less followers than I once had, 3071 02:15:01,020 --> 02:15:03,195 and of my followers, 3072 02:15:03,195 --> 02:15:07,710 you seem very wise. 3073 02:15:07,710 --> 02:15:11,250 Very few of you needed my sword, 3074 02:15:11,250 --> 02:15:12,770 or needed my... 3075 02:15:14,430 --> 02:15:16,710 Or asked for my aid. 3076 02:15:19,080 --> 02:15:22,980 But perhaps in that 3077 02:15:22,980 --> 02:15:24,438 caution and carefulness 3078 02:15:24,438 --> 02:15:29,438 is another path that I would be welcome to tread. 3079 02:15:29,700 --> 02:15:32,310 - I think it was your presence that allowed us to actually- 3080 02:15:32,310 --> 02:15:34,910 I mean, just because we didn't ask for your sword... 3081 02:15:36,210 --> 02:15:39,030 You gave the option, and that's probably 3082 02:15:39,030 --> 02:15:41,703 what actually helped a lot of people make some peace. 3083 02:15:42,930 --> 02:15:45,900 - Yeah. I think it's also super black and white to think, 3084 02:15:45,900 --> 02:15:49,230 like, this person was bad, or this person was good. 3085 02:15:49,230 --> 02:15:50,400 We were all talking about people 3086 02:15:50,400 --> 02:15:52,490 really close to us, and that's... 3087 02:15:53,670 --> 02:15:54,990 Two things can be true at once. 3088 02:15:54,990 --> 02:15:56,040 They can be really bad, 3089 02:15:56,040 --> 02:15:59,220 and they also don't deserve to get sliced in half. 3090 02:15:59,220 --> 02:16:02,460 So I think dawn, twilight, 3091 02:16:02,460 --> 02:16:06,450 are both really liminal spaces between dark and light, 3092 02:16:06,450 --> 02:16:08,913 and it's really cool to hang out there. 3093 02:16:10,500 --> 02:16:12,400 - It's always darkest before the dawn. 3094 02:16:14,220 --> 02:16:17,607 - She looks at Cassandra, who casts a shadow on her face, 3095 02:16:17,607 --> 02:16:20,817 and you see she says, "I have missed you." 3096 02:16:21,660 --> 02:16:23,970 They embrace and kiss. 3097 02:16:23,970 --> 02:16:28,497 Cassandra says, "I must take my wife to rest." 3098 02:16:30,180 --> 02:16:31,013 - Really quick. 3099 02:16:31,920 --> 02:16:34,235 Where's the cat? - [Brennan] Hm? 3100 02:16:34,235 --> 02:16:35,945 - Oh, great question. - [Ally] Where's the fucking cat? 3101 02:16:35,945 --> 02:16:38,320 - Where is that fucking cat? - Kalina! 3102 02:16:38,320 --> 02:16:40,794 And I tell her about how I think Kalina brought her- 3103 02:16:40,794 --> 02:16:44,243 - We actually might have somebody for your sword of justice. 3104 02:16:44,243 --> 02:16:47,887 - You see Ankarna whips around and gets tall and says, 3105 02:16:47,887 --> 02:16:49,950 "Did that fucking cat fuck with you?" 3106 02:16:49,950 --> 02:16:52,920 - It brought her to a place where she could get taken. 3107 02:16:52,920 --> 02:16:55,768 - I have hated that cat- and Cassandra goes- - Me too! 3108 02:16:55,768 --> 02:16:57,695 - Cassandra goes, "No, she's-" 3109 02:16:57,695 --> 02:17:02,010 And Ankarna says, "The cat's bad, darling. The cat's bad." 3110 02:17:02,010 --> 02:17:04,094 - Look, I love cats. That's a bad cat. 3111 02:17:04,094 --> 02:17:05,430 - Ankarna says, "Can all of you just say a quick, 3112 02:17:05,430 --> 02:17:08,910 small prayer that the cat will be discovered and found?" 3113 02:17:08,910 --> 02:17:10,731 - Yes. - Yeah. 3114 02:17:10,731 --> 02:17:12,660 (Brennan mimics a holy blade being unsheathed) 3115 02:17:12,660 --> 02:17:15,330 - Maybe you could have this! And I grab Squeem. 3116 02:17:15,330 --> 02:17:18,687 - You see she says, "Squeem, you are perfect." 3117 02:17:19,530 --> 02:17:21,127 She takes Squeem and she says, 3118 02:17:21,127 --> 02:17:24,900 "Squeem, you will be my light, wherever the sword shines." 3119 02:17:24,900 --> 02:17:27,060 You see a shadow is cast from the light, 3120 02:17:27,060 --> 02:17:29,127 and Balthazar comes back and says, 3121 02:17:29,127 --> 02:17:32,630 "Uh-oh, looks like the cat's out of the bag!" 3122 02:17:32,630 --> 02:17:34,236 - Oh no! - You old so and so. 3123 02:17:34,236 --> 02:17:35,672 - I guess they let anyone in here. 3124 02:17:35,672 --> 02:17:37,850 - You old so and so! 3125 02:17:38,850 --> 02:17:41,940 - Ankarna says, "Squeem, Balthazar, find Kalina! 3126 02:17:41,940 --> 02:17:43,803 Track her down across all the realms! 3127 02:17:43,803 --> 02:17:47,277 A new dawn rises, and the Shadow Cat will be found!" 3128 02:17:48,630 --> 02:17:50,550 - There have been some injustices, though, 3129 02:17:50,550 --> 02:17:52,530 that I would love to correct, 3130 02:17:52,530 --> 02:17:53,550 if we can. - [Brennan] Yes. 3131 02:17:53,550 --> 02:17:55,590 - Some people were killed in your name 3132 02:17:55,590 --> 02:17:58,170 that I really don't think deserved to be killed. 3133 02:17:58,170 --> 02:18:01,560 - Yeah, why don't you go take 3134 02:18:01,560 --> 02:18:04,610 your fire that causes new beginnings, and... 3135 02:18:05,730 --> 02:18:08,160 The temple that you were wronged, 3136 02:18:08,160 --> 02:18:10,290 you should go right your own wrong. 3137 02:18:10,290 --> 02:18:11,880 You should go redecorate that thing. 3138 02:18:11,880 --> 02:18:13,680 - And Lucy. - And stop by the morgue, 3139 02:18:13,680 --> 02:18:16,230 the city morgue, on the way. - And honestly, 3140 02:18:16,230 --> 02:18:19,680 all of the Rat Grinders that weren't fucking Kipperlilly. 3141 02:18:19,680 --> 02:18:24,518 - All of them were murderers, but Mary Ann seemed like- 3142 02:18:24,518 --> 02:18:26,430 - Yeah, just Mary Ann. - Just Mary Ann. 3143 02:18:26,430 --> 02:18:28,005 - [Ally] Mary Ann, Lucy, and- 3144 02:18:28,005 --> 02:18:29,703 - [Siobhan] Mary Ann's just really easily led. 3145 02:18:30,690 --> 02:18:31,648 - Are we sure? 3146 02:18:32,610 --> 02:18:36,060 - Can I cast Atonement on Mary Ann? 3147 02:18:36,060 --> 02:18:38,980 - Yes, you got it. So you see that Ankarna says- 3148 02:18:38,980 --> 02:18:42,032 - Her bubbling corpse. - ...it is done. 3149 02:18:42,032 --> 02:18:44,348 - Oh my god, I actually got it! I actually got it! 3150 02:18:44,348 --> 02:18:49,348 I have a plus one. Wait, I actually got more than it. 3151 02:18:49,506 --> 02:18:51,750 I have to get, I have a plus one to Wisdom, 3152 02:18:51,750 --> 02:18:53,040 and I got a 19 on the die, 3153 02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:57,150 and I have to get a 20 Wisdom check to atone someone. 3154 02:18:57,150 --> 02:19:00,570 - Unbelievable. Ankarna looks at you and says, "It is done. 3155 02:19:00,570 --> 02:19:02,160 I must pursue the Shadow Cat, 3156 02:19:02,160 --> 02:19:04,320 wherever she is in realms beyond. 3157 02:19:04,320 --> 02:19:06,745 I will take Squeem and Balthazar with me." 3158 02:19:06,745 --> 02:19:09,813 She gives all your spell slots back and says, 3159 02:19:11,197 --> 02:19:13,140 "I have removed my name 3160 02:19:13,140 --> 02:19:17,250 from the bones of Lucy Frostblade and Yolanda Badgood." 3161 02:19:17,250 --> 02:19:20,675 She gives you a kiss on the forehead. She embraces you. 3162 02:19:20,675 --> 02:19:21,508 - Sorry, I misread that. 3163 02:19:21,508 --> 02:19:24,097 - And you see Cassandra smiles and says, 3164 02:19:24,097 --> 02:19:26,160 "I knew I had the best prophet." 3165 02:19:26,160 --> 02:19:28,680 You see she says, "Hold on one second," 3166 02:19:28,680 --> 02:19:30,210 and you see she takes a selfie 3167 02:19:30,210 --> 02:19:32,820 with you and Ankarna real quick 3168 02:19:32,820 --> 02:19:35,257 and sends it to Craig and says, 3169 02:19:35,257 --> 02:19:38,250 "Please put this on the Instagram. Double god. 3170 02:19:38,250 --> 02:19:40,740 Kristen Applebees has now been involved 3171 02:19:40,740 --> 02:19:42,480 in the direct resurrection of two gods. 3172 02:19:42,480 --> 02:19:46,920 Pretty good. Take that, Wolfsong, LOL." Send. 3173 02:19:46,920 --> 02:19:51,330 - Wait, do you guys know how Tracker brought winter to- 3174 02:19:51,330 --> 02:19:53,557 - Yeah! - Oh, you see Ankarna says, 3175 02:19:53,557 --> 02:19:57,540 "My sister, Ruivna! I'll go talk to her and find out." 3176 02:19:57,540 --> 02:20:01,290 - Why was Ruvina helping with a cult of Galicaea? 3177 02:20:01,290 --> 02:20:04,650 - She says, "Galicaea might be mending her old ways." 3178 02:20:04,650 --> 02:20:07,300 Cassandra says, "We'll go talk to them and find out." 3179 02:20:08,169 --> 02:20:10,380 - Okay. - Juicy god gossip. 3180 02:20:10,380 --> 02:20:11,640 - You see that the two of them, 3181 02:20:11,640 --> 02:20:13,170 as they turn to leave this place, 3182 02:20:13,170 --> 02:20:16,353 you see Ankarna says, "Oh, let's get you some help." 3183 02:20:17,430 --> 02:20:21,270 You hear, beep beep! And a station wagon pulls up. 3184 02:20:21,270 --> 02:20:23,280 And wearing an aloha shirt with a bucket hat, 3185 02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:25,822 Arthur Aguefort steps out. 3186 02:20:25,822 --> 02:20:28,542 Hello! Am I too late? 3187 02:20:28,542 --> 02:20:30,252 - Yes. - Yes! 3188 02:20:30,252 --> 02:20:32,377 - You're like a year late. - That's Porter, cut in half. 3189 02:20:32,377 --> 02:20:34,867 - You see Ayda springs out of shotgun and says, 3190 02:20:34,867 --> 02:20:36,754 "It's incredibly hot here." 3191 02:20:36,754 --> 02:20:38,470 - Yes. - Yeah. 3192 02:20:38,470 --> 02:20:40,470 - My paramour! She embraces you. 3193 02:20:40,470 --> 02:20:43,350 Twirls up in a burst of feathers and wings. 3194 02:20:43,350 --> 02:20:44,183 I have long missed you. 3195 02:20:44,183 --> 02:20:47,100 Did you get my order of knights and my star shower? 3196 02:20:47,100 --> 02:20:48,690 - Yeah, it was all amazing. 3197 02:20:48,690 --> 02:20:51,270 I wrote you a bunch of letters in the past, 3198 02:20:51,270 --> 02:20:52,103 that now you can read, 3199 02:20:52,103 --> 02:20:54,366 and they will have traveled through time to find you. 3200 02:20:54,366 --> 02:20:57,510 - (squawks) Fascinating. Oh, that makes sense, yes. 3201 02:20:57,510 --> 02:20:58,950 They will have time traveled, 3202 02:20:58,950 --> 02:21:01,200 in the way that all material objects do. 3203 02:21:01,200 --> 02:21:03,990 - Yeah, yeah. - That is so romantic. 3204 02:21:03,990 --> 02:21:05,340 Hello, my friends. - Hello. 3205 02:21:05,340 --> 02:21:07,830 - Hi. Did you get me anything? 3206 02:21:07,830 --> 02:21:10,440 - I did. Did you get my giant cave of wonders and treasures? 3207 02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:12,630 - Yes, oh my goodness! I forgot! 3208 02:21:12,630 --> 02:21:15,067 - She already gave you, like, millions of dollars. 3209 02:21:15,067 --> 02:21:16,080 - Were you- - Thank you so much. 3210 02:21:16,080 --> 02:21:19,380 - Oh, sorry, was that statement before a little bit of... 3211 02:21:19,380 --> 02:21:21,540 You see that she casts Comprehend Subtext. 3212 02:21:21,540 --> 02:21:24,240 You were shading me! - I was joshing you. 3213 02:21:24,240 --> 02:21:25,511 - You were joshing me. - I was joshing you. 3214 02:21:25,511 --> 02:21:27,570 - But it was a shade josh. - It was a shade josh. 3215 02:21:27,570 --> 02:21:28,770 - I'll get you for this. 3216 02:21:29,700 --> 02:21:32,280 This is also a shade josh. - I cast Invisibility. 3217 02:21:32,280 --> 02:21:33,810 - She says, "I'm shade joshing you as well. 3218 02:21:33,810 --> 02:21:35,460 I have shade joshed you. We are now even." 3219 02:21:35,460 --> 02:21:37,740 - I love it. I shake her hand. 3220 02:21:37,740 --> 02:21:38,970 - She shakes your hand as well. 3221 02:21:38,970 --> 02:21:41,400 You see Arthur says, "Well, dang! 3222 02:21:41,400 --> 02:21:44,277 Another great year at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy." 3223 02:21:44,277 --> 02:21:45,354 - No, no, no, no, no! 3224 02:21:45,354 --> 02:21:47,970 - You don't get to take credit for this! 3225 02:21:47,970 --> 02:21:51,537 - I un-Banish Buddy. - He falls into lava. 3226 02:21:51,537 --> 02:21:52,627 - Wait, yeah, we have to have Mazey count the votes. 3227 02:21:52,627 --> 02:21:57,270 - He says, "Well, back to the Aguefort Adventuring Academy!" 3228 02:21:57,270 --> 02:22:00,937 - Well, dang. - He appears back and says, 3229 02:22:00,937 --> 02:22:04,947 "Look at these beautiful statues of me, the principal." 3230 02:22:06,903 --> 02:22:08,730 - You left a robot in charge. 3231 02:22:08,730 --> 02:22:11,146 - What? Oh, Grix! (claps) - No! 3232 02:22:11,146 --> 02:22:14,580 - You see that a bunch of broken Grix trash comes out 3233 02:22:14,580 --> 02:22:18,731 and he says, "What the fuck? Henry, where are you?" 3234 02:22:18,731 --> 02:22:20,930 - Oh, he's evil, I think. 3235 02:22:20,930 --> 02:22:22,377 - You see that Henry Hopclap comes out and he says, 3236 02:22:22,377 --> 02:22:25,800 "No he's not, he's following the bylaws." 3237 02:22:25,800 --> 02:22:27,360 Henry Hopclap comes out. 3238 02:22:27,360 --> 02:22:30,043 Mazey appears too, goes, "Fabian!" 3239 02:22:30,043 --> 02:22:32,040 - Mazey! - She gives you a kiss. 3240 02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:34,590 You see he says, "Mazey Phaedra! 3241 02:22:34,590 --> 02:22:37,800 You have no time for kissing! You have to count the votes! 3242 02:22:37,800 --> 02:22:40,710 There's been hours without an acting principal." 3243 02:22:40,710 --> 02:22:42,620 Mazey says, "Really? Right now?" 3244 02:22:42,620 --> 02:22:44,676 And he says, "This instant!" 3245 02:22:44,676 --> 02:22:45,509 - Can I help? 3246 02:22:45,509 --> 02:22:46,623 - Yeah, you can sorta help. - Okay, great. 3247 02:22:46,623 --> 02:22:48,840 - Professor Aguefort, did you know that in the bylaws, 3248 02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:51,430 students aren't allowed to take drugs? 3249 02:22:51,430 --> 02:22:54,957 - That's some narc shit! What's that doing in the bylaws? 3250 02:22:54,957 --> 02:22:56,790 - I don't know, that's what I was thinking. 3251 02:22:56,790 --> 02:22:59,280 - Henry fixes Principal Grix, 3252 02:22:59,280 --> 02:23:02,370 and Grix goes, "Perfect order." 3253 02:23:02,370 --> 02:23:03,937 And you see Aguefort says, 3254 02:23:03,937 --> 02:23:06,450 "Ah, I made him follow the bylaws, 3255 02:23:06,450 --> 02:23:09,180 but then I didn't double check the bylaws. 3256 02:23:09,180 --> 02:23:12,210 Quangle might've made some shoddy bylaws here. 3257 02:23:12,210 --> 02:23:15,690 Okay, did he do anything messed up while I was away?" 3258 02:23:15,690 --> 02:23:16,597 - He tried to kill people at my house. 3259 02:23:16,597 --> 02:23:17,430 - He tried to kill a bunch of kids. 3260 02:23:17,430 --> 02:23:20,250 - But we did and up killing the guy that he tried to kill. 3261 02:23:20,250 --> 02:23:23,760 - So, was he that bad? - A bit of a wash. 3262 02:23:23,760 --> 02:23:25,350 - He did net a bunch of people. 3263 02:23:25,350 --> 02:23:28,454 - Put it up as another W for Arthur Aguefort! 3264 02:23:28,454 --> 02:23:29,720 - I wouldn't go that far. 3265 02:23:29,720 --> 02:23:32,813 - Another W for Arthur Aguefort! 3266 02:23:32,813 --> 02:23:34,230 - No, no. - Call it a draw. 3267 02:23:34,230 --> 02:23:36,105 - Also, Porter? 3268 02:23:37,170 --> 02:23:38,617 - Those are his balls. - Was evil. 3269 02:23:38,617 --> 02:23:41,438 - What are Porter's testicles doing on your necklace? 3270 02:23:43,103 --> 02:23:44,303 - The dude was evil. - Can we see if 3271 02:23:44,303 --> 02:23:46,710 any of the Rat Grinders, I know that they were possessed, 3272 02:23:46,710 --> 02:23:49,406 but did any of them not vote for Kipperlilly 3273 02:23:49,406 --> 02:23:50,239 when we check the votes that were in that little box? 3274 02:23:50,239 --> 02:23:52,847 - Oh, that's so funny. 3275 02:23:52,847 --> 02:23:54,150 - I'm gonna roll. 3276 02:23:54,150 --> 02:23:58,260 Mary Ann voted for herself. (players laughing) 3277 02:23:58,260 --> 02:24:00,485 - Glad that I successfully did a Ceremony- 3278 02:24:00,485 --> 02:24:02,331 - [Ally] All right, bring her back. Bring her back. 3279 02:24:02,331 --> 02:24:04,380 - I succeeded my Atonement. 3280 02:24:04,380 --> 02:24:05,880 - You see, first of all, 3281 02:24:05,880 --> 02:24:09,140 Kristen Applebees is elected president- 3282 02:24:09,140 --> 02:24:10,440 - Yes! - ...of the student body 3283 02:24:10,440 --> 02:24:12,435 of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. - That's my president! 3284 02:24:12,435 --> 02:24:14,270 - Couldn't have done it without the team. 3285 02:24:14,270 --> 02:24:16,920 - I really quickly pull Kristen aside. 3286 02:24:16,920 --> 02:24:18,361 Do you wanna be the president? 3287 02:24:18,361 --> 02:24:19,194 - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm sorry 3288 02:24:19,194 --> 02:24:21,136 that I made you feel like you had to be the president. 3289 02:24:21,136 --> 02:24:24,735 - No, it's okay. I got really good this year. 3290 02:24:24,735 --> 02:24:26,400 I did way better and way more stuff 3291 02:24:26,400 --> 02:24:27,672 than I ever thought I could. 3292 02:24:27,672 --> 02:24:28,765 - Do you wanna be the president? 3293 02:24:28,765 --> 02:24:30,447 - Yeah. - Okay. 3294 02:24:30,447 --> 02:24:31,535 - Did you wanna be the president? 3295 02:24:31,535 --> 02:24:32,726 - No, I just wanted to make sure that 3296 02:24:32,726 --> 02:24:33,559 you wanted to be the president. 3297 02:24:33,559 --> 02:24:34,470 - Oh, yeah yeah yeah. No, I want to. 3298 02:24:34,470 --> 02:24:36,030 Thank you so much for pushing me. 3299 02:24:36,030 --> 02:24:37,890 - You win the presidency. 3300 02:24:37,890 --> 02:24:40,470 - I'm pulling up Wranglers as we speak. 3301 02:24:40,470 --> 02:24:42,060 - You go to the city morgue. 3302 02:24:42,060 --> 02:24:45,697 Yolanda (gasps) comes back and says, 3303 02:24:45,697 --> 02:24:47,643 "Still have that coin?" - Ping! 3304 02:24:48,510 --> 02:24:50,220 - And you see she gives you a big hug. 3305 02:24:50,220 --> 02:24:53,820 A plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus. 3306 02:24:53,820 --> 02:24:56,550 And in fact, you have a very busy year ahead 3307 02:24:56,550 --> 02:24:59,340 as student body president, so let me just say, 3308 02:24:59,340 --> 02:25:01,410 you can turn in those essays and tests 3309 02:25:01,410 --> 02:25:03,780 on your own time, kiddo. - Oh my gosh! 3310 02:25:03,780 --> 02:25:06,630 You're so much better than Buddy Dawn. 3311 02:25:06,630 --> 02:25:09,600 - You see, by the way, a giant solar RV 3312 02:25:09,600 --> 02:25:12,452 skidding out on the highway out of town. 3313 02:25:12,452 --> 02:25:15,589 - Let's shoot out the tires. - Shoot it, yeah! 3314 02:25:15,589 --> 02:25:16,980 (Lou mimics motorcycle revving) 3315 02:25:16,980 --> 02:25:19,800 - Sire, we go to war, immediately! 3316 02:25:19,800 --> 02:25:22,400 - I know what he did. I know what his family did. 3317 02:25:24,323 --> 02:25:26,070 I know what his family did. 3318 02:25:26,070 --> 02:25:28,650 - Yes, sire, the implication is enough for me. 3319 02:25:28,650 --> 02:25:31,080 - That's all we need. 3320 02:25:31,080 --> 02:25:33,537 - You see Lucy comes back as well (gasps) 3321 02:25:33,537 --> 02:25:38,520 and you see she goes, "Kristen, hi. I'm Lucy Frostblade." 3322 02:25:38,520 --> 02:25:40,350 - Hi, I'm Kristen. 3323 02:25:40,350 --> 02:25:43,770 - Thanks for letting me hang out in your afterlife. 3324 02:25:43,770 --> 02:25:45,420 - Oh. - You sent me there 3325 02:25:45,420 --> 02:25:47,460 when you found my body in the woods. 3326 02:25:47,460 --> 02:25:49,110 - Oh, amazing. - That was awesome. 3327 02:25:49,110 --> 02:25:50,490 Thank you so much. Hi, everyone. 3328 02:25:50,490 --> 02:25:52,533 - What's it like in Kristen's afterlife? 3329 02:25:53,370 --> 02:25:55,350 - There's crickets and fireflies. 3330 02:25:55,350 --> 02:25:58,170 It's like a lovely, cool forest there. 3331 02:25:58,170 --> 02:25:59,387 - That's so nice. 3332 02:26:02,010 --> 02:26:04,410 We killed everyone in your adventuring party. 3333 02:26:04,410 --> 02:26:05,370 - They all killed me. 3334 02:26:05,370 --> 02:26:07,260 - I'm sorry that they betrayed you. 3335 02:26:07,260 --> 02:26:08,940 - I really was hanging onto hope 3336 02:26:08,940 --> 02:26:10,770 for a redemption arc for Ruben. 3337 02:26:10,770 --> 02:26:12,510 Was I barking up the wrong tree? 3338 02:26:12,510 --> 02:26:14,910 - Ruben? No, Ruben used to be my really good friend. 3339 02:26:14,910 --> 02:26:18,450 And you see that Ankarna, all of them coming back. 3340 02:26:18,450 --> 02:26:19,380 As they come back, 3341 02:26:19,380 --> 02:26:22,740 the shatter-stars are ejected from their chests, 3342 02:26:22,740 --> 02:26:27,740 and you see Ruben go, (gasping and coughing) 3343 02:26:28,297 --> 02:26:31,680 "My freakin' puka shells! Where are they?" 3344 02:26:32,747 --> 02:26:33,980 - What the fuck? 3345 02:26:33,980 --> 02:26:36,000 - My freaking puka shell necklace! 3346 02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:39,330 Where are my sandals? Where are my cargo pants? 3347 02:26:39,330 --> 02:26:40,920 - I think everything you just listed 3348 02:26:40,920 --> 02:26:42,420 is in a pocket of your cargo shorts. 3349 02:26:42,420 --> 02:26:43,253 - That's the problem. 3350 02:26:43,253 --> 02:26:45,341 If you lose the shorts, you lose everything. 3351 02:26:45,341 --> 02:26:46,768 That's the problem with that style. 3352 02:26:46,768 --> 02:26:49,203 - Aw, freak! I gotta get outta here! 3353 02:26:50,118 --> 02:26:53,280 You see he turns around and says, "Do I recognize you?" 3354 02:26:53,280 --> 02:26:57,960 - Yeah, you were a roadie in Hell, for a little bit. 3355 02:26:57,960 --> 02:27:01,500 - Oh, dang. Okay. And you see he takes off. 3356 02:27:01,500 --> 02:27:04,586 Ruben looks like he's totally wiped. 3357 02:27:04,586 --> 02:27:07,590 Oisin and Ivy both come back looking very bashful, 3358 02:27:07,590 --> 02:27:08,940 like they have more memory 3359 02:27:08,940 --> 02:27:11,040 of some of the bad things that they did. 3360 02:27:11,040 --> 02:27:15,930 But both of them, Aguefort brings them to Jawbone to handle, 3361 02:27:15,930 --> 02:27:20,930 and you see Mary Ann comes back. (gasps) 3362 02:27:22,710 --> 02:27:24,930 Where's my freaking strawberry? 3363 02:27:24,930 --> 02:27:28,500 - It burned up. - Yeah, it's sinking in lava. 3364 02:27:28,500 --> 02:27:31,066 - We can get you a mango soda. - [Siobhan] Yeah. 3365 02:27:31,066 --> 02:27:32,747 - Really? (can hissing) 3366 02:27:32,747 --> 02:27:35,694 (slurps) Awesome. Do you guys do Quokki Pets? 3367 02:27:35,694 --> 02:27:36,650 - Yeah. - Quokki? 3368 02:27:36,650 --> 02:27:38,390 - Quokki pets. - Yeah, I do. 3369 02:27:38,390 --> 02:27:40,614 - You do? Are you on lemon level? 3370 02:27:40,614 --> 02:27:41,940 - Yeah, I'm on lime level. 3371 02:27:41,940 --> 02:27:43,433 - Can you freaking show me how to get to lime level? 3372 02:27:43,433 --> 02:27:45,120 - Yeah, I can. 3373 02:27:45,120 --> 02:27:48,777 I Minor Illusion of whatever she has. 3374 02:27:48,777 --> 02:27:49,670 - Gorgug, Gorgug, it's okay. 3375 02:27:49,670 --> 02:27:50,880 - [Ally] It's just a lime with sunglasses 3376 02:27:50,880 --> 02:27:52,199 being like, you win! - It's okay, Gorgug. 3377 02:27:52,199 --> 02:27:53,448 Gorgug, it's okay. - So cool, right? 3378 02:27:53,448 --> 02:27:55,288 It's so cool. - Are we sure? 3379 02:27:55,288 --> 02:27:56,121 - Yeah. - Are we sure? 3380 02:27:56,121 --> 02:27:57,529 - Mary Ann, do you think you could show Gorgug 3381 02:27:57,529 --> 02:27:58,587 how to play... 3382 02:28:00,003 --> 02:28:00,836 What was the name of the game? 3383 02:28:00,836 --> 02:28:01,710 - Quokki Pets? - Quokki. 3384 02:28:01,710 --> 02:28:03,955 - No, the- - Fucking bloodrush? 3385 02:28:03,955 --> 02:28:04,788 - Bloodrush. I'm on the team! 3386 02:28:04,788 --> 02:28:06,420 - You're on the team, The Ball! 3387 02:28:06,420 --> 02:28:07,470 - I'm sort of on the team. 3388 02:28:07,470 --> 02:28:10,342 - I know how to play bloodrush! 3389 02:28:10,342 --> 02:28:11,850 - Do you think you could give him a couple pointers, 3390 02:28:11,850 --> 02:28:13,483 or can you tell him what you were using to juice? 3391 02:28:13,483 --> 02:28:14,870 - [Siobhan] You're just so strong. - What's that? 3392 02:28:14,870 --> 02:28:15,870 - [Siobhan] Is it mango soda? 3393 02:28:15,870 --> 02:28:18,549 - So, you kinda pushed me over earlier this year. 3394 02:28:18,549 --> 02:28:19,973 - Yeah, but that's the game, right? 3395 02:28:21,911 --> 02:28:22,744 - Yeah. 3396 02:28:22,744 --> 02:28:24,270 - Did it make you mad in real life? 3397 02:28:24,270 --> 02:28:25,383 - In real life? 3398 02:28:26,340 --> 02:28:27,240 - Yeah, like not in the game. 3399 02:28:27,240 --> 02:28:28,890 Did it make you mad in real life? 3400 02:28:30,210 --> 02:28:32,250 - Hey, you know what? It made me a little mad. 3401 02:28:32,250 --> 02:28:34,440 I was a little upset that you were better than me. 3402 02:28:34,440 --> 02:28:36,523 - Okay. Do you have a girlfriend? 3403 02:28:36,523 --> 02:28:39,060 (players laughing) 3404 02:28:39,060 --> 02:28:41,040 - You're the luckiest guy in school right now. 3405 02:28:41,040 --> 02:28:42,818 - I kinda have something going on, 3406 02:28:42,818 --> 02:28:44,329 but not like an actual... 3407 02:28:45,960 --> 02:28:47,723 Nothing, not really. - Situationship. 3408 02:28:47,723 --> 02:28:51,573 - It's sort of an undefined situation. Why? 3409 02:28:54,330 --> 02:28:56,280 - My dad makes benches in his workshop. 3410 02:28:57,390 --> 02:29:00,803 - I like to sit down. (players cackling) 3411 02:29:03,848 --> 02:29:07,110 - You see she goes- - They have so much in common! 3412 02:29:07,110 --> 02:29:11,850 - I think Gorgug's gonna fuck Mary Ann on a bench. 3413 02:29:11,850 --> 02:29:13,530 - You can make your Quokki Pet spell stuff, 3414 02:29:13,530 --> 02:29:14,940 and then it spells different stuff upside-down, 3415 02:29:14,940 --> 02:29:15,990 if you hold it upside-down like this. 3416 02:29:15,990 --> 02:29:17,982 - Yeah, I know. 3417 02:29:17,982 --> 02:29:20,370 - You see she looks and says, "Yours are really cool." 3418 02:29:20,370 --> 02:29:21,930 - Thank you. Yours are stunning. 3419 02:29:21,930 --> 02:29:23,850 - Do you wanna come over and decorate them? 3420 02:29:23,850 --> 02:29:27,480 - Yeah, I do, but I'm gonna let Gorgug go... 3421 02:29:27,480 --> 02:29:30,095 Actually, I should go before Gorgug. 3422 02:29:30,095 --> 02:29:32,490 I'm gonna go before Gorgug. - Okay. 3423 02:29:32,490 --> 02:29:33,570 - I don't wanna... 3424 02:29:33,570 --> 02:29:34,826 In your aftermath. 3425 02:29:35,730 --> 02:29:37,255 - It's not like that yet. 3426 02:29:39,403 --> 02:29:41,440 - They're gonna smash hard. 3427 02:29:42,720 --> 02:29:44,360 - Fuck, just standing between you two 3428 02:29:44,360 --> 02:29:45,989 is like being electrocuted on either side. 3429 02:29:45,989 --> 02:29:47,673 - You can feel the tension, right? 3430 02:29:47,673 --> 02:29:48,566 - What are you talking about? 3431 02:29:48,566 --> 02:29:50,610 - Where do you get the Quokki Pet? 3432 02:29:50,610 --> 02:29:51,990 - You don't know where you get Quokki Pets? 3433 02:29:51,990 --> 02:29:54,553 - Okay. Just tell me. 3434 02:29:54,553 --> 02:29:56,640 - I think Mary Ann just plays Quokki Pets 3435 02:29:56,640 --> 02:29:58,310 and reads "The Game". 3436 02:30:01,929 --> 02:30:03,577 - You know she's got a fedora. 3437 02:30:03,577 --> 02:30:06,090 - She's got a fedora on the strawberry. 3438 02:30:06,090 --> 02:30:08,047 - Mary Ann writes down something and she goes, 3439 02:30:08,047 --> 02:30:09,397 "This is my crystal number. 3440 02:30:11,610 --> 02:30:14,280 I'm gonna go put it where you get Quokki Pets." 3441 02:30:14,280 --> 02:30:17,795 - Where? - Loser. And walks away. 3442 02:30:17,795 --> 02:30:20,040 - [Ally] Gonna go leave her number in the store? 3443 02:30:20,040 --> 02:30:22,110 - In a store? - Just any store. 3444 02:30:22,110 --> 02:30:26,166 - At Target? - But what location? 3445 02:30:26,166 --> 02:30:29,018 - She's so hot. (all laughing) 3446 02:30:29,018 --> 02:30:31,137 - Yes! You finally admit it! 3447 02:30:31,137 --> 02:30:32,865 - Dammit! Dammit! - You finally admit it! 3448 02:30:32,865 --> 02:30:35,329 - Hell yes, Gorgug! - You see what we've seen! 3449 02:30:35,329 --> 02:30:37,396 - There it is. - I bless this union. 3450 02:30:37,396 --> 02:30:38,487 - Incredible. 3451 02:30:38,487 --> 02:30:41,343 - Do you want me to cast Wedding on you two? 3452 02:30:41,343 --> 02:30:43,185 - No! Guys! 3453 02:30:43,185 --> 02:30:44,693 - So I'm gonna turn this over to all of you 3454 02:30:44,693 --> 02:30:47,490 for our epilogues at the end of junior year. 3455 02:30:47,490 --> 02:30:50,130 Cassandra and Ankarna don't have many followers, 3456 02:30:50,130 --> 02:30:54,660 but the few they have believe in them. 3457 02:30:54,660 --> 02:30:58,537 And Kristen, Yolanda also posits to you, she says, 3458 02:30:58,537 --> 02:31:02,190 "You know, if you wanna be the cleric of a pantheon, 3459 02:31:02,190 --> 02:31:06,390 you can, if being limited by one deity doesn't serve you. 3460 02:31:06,390 --> 02:31:08,100 I mean, you're welcome to keep Cassandra 3461 02:31:08,100 --> 02:31:10,410 as your sole and only, but-" 3462 02:31:10,410 --> 02:31:13,170 - I would work for both of them, definitely, yeah. 3463 02:31:13,170 --> 02:31:16,023 I would be worshiping a couple. 3464 02:31:18,030 --> 02:31:21,663 That's awesome, yeah. Yeah. 3465 02:31:21,663 --> 02:31:22,563 - Actually, that's gonna be 3466 02:31:22,563 --> 02:31:24,270 really good for followers, right? 3467 02:31:24,270 --> 02:31:26,370 - Yeah, exactly. 3468 02:31:26,370 --> 02:31:27,420 - You ship them. - [Brennan] Broaden the appeal. 3469 02:31:27,420 --> 02:31:29,493 - Yeah, I shipped these gods. 3470 02:31:30,422 --> 02:31:33,210 - Craig posts something with, "Shipping gods," 3471 02:31:33,210 --> 02:31:35,493 and it goes viral, baby. 3472 02:31:36,390 --> 02:31:38,247 Is there anything that you guys do 3473 02:31:38,247 --> 02:31:39,900 before the school year ends? 3474 02:31:39,900 --> 02:31:42,340 - I think Riz 3475 02:31:43,470 --> 02:31:44,670 is gonna try to take his hands 3476 02:31:44,670 --> 02:31:46,590 off the wheel a little bit. 3477 02:31:46,590 --> 02:31:51,060 He's gonna try tea instead of coffee. 3478 02:31:51,060 --> 02:31:52,077 - Huh. - Ooh! 3479 02:31:52,077 --> 02:31:54,360 - And he's so tired all the time. 3480 02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:55,760 - [Ally] I wish K2 was here. 3481 02:31:56,970 --> 02:32:01,960 - And I think is looking into 3482 02:32:03,900 --> 02:32:06,120 the rogue school and stuff, and I think maybe 3483 02:32:06,120 --> 02:32:08,640 embracing a little bit more the idea 3484 02:32:08,640 --> 02:32:12,000 that without new opportunities, without new experiences, 3485 02:32:12,000 --> 02:32:14,100 he would've never met his buds, 3486 02:32:14,100 --> 02:32:18,870 so he's got to be open to new stuff. 3487 02:32:18,870 --> 02:32:20,970 - Sklonda puts a hand on your shoulders 3488 02:32:20,970 --> 02:32:23,100 back at the apartment, gives you a kiss on the head. 3489 02:32:23,100 --> 02:32:24,720 She's like, "I'm really happy to see you 3490 02:32:24,720 --> 02:32:25,710 switching over to something 3491 02:32:25,710 --> 02:32:27,810 a little bit lighter than just sucking down coffee." 3492 02:32:27,810 --> 02:32:29,460 - Yeah. I have such a headache, Mom. 3493 02:32:29,460 --> 02:32:32,070 - Go sleep, sweetie. Go sleep. 3494 02:32:32,070 --> 02:32:34,590 You're looking at a pamphlet- - I fall asleep instantly. 3495 02:32:34,590 --> 02:32:38,940 - There's Salazar's School for Solo Adventurers. 3496 02:32:38,940 --> 02:32:40,410 There's the Society of Shadows. 3497 02:32:40,410 --> 02:32:43,590 You also see that there's a new pamphlet here 3498 02:32:43,590 --> 02:32:47,640 from the Council of Chosen from an Agent Clark, 3499 02:32:47,640 --> 02:32:51,178 who is reaching out, having solved a caper- 3500 02:32:51,178 --> 02:32:53,709 - The one that Gorgug oinked at? 3501 02:32:53,709 --> 02:32:55,394 - [Brennan] The one that Gorgug oinked at. 3502 02:32:55,394 --> 02:32:57,480 - The one who chased me out of the gym. 3503 02:32:57,480 --> 02:32:59,610 I cast Mislead and then led him 3504 02:32:59,610 --> 02:33:01,953 to a place where Riz's business card was. 3505 02:33:02,862 --> 02:33:03,695 - But you see all these places. 3506 02:33:03,695 --> 02:33:06,960 Maybe none of them have any meaning for Riz. 3507 02:33:06,960 --> 02:33:10,230 You see Sklonda goes, "You know, 3508 02:33:10,230 --> 02:33:13,590 putting all this stuff aside, whatever you choose to do, 3509 02:33:13,590 --> 02:33:15,330 I know you're gonna work hard at it. 3510 02:33:15,330 --> 02:33:17,790 I feel bad about the beginning of the year. 3511 02:33:17,790 --> 02:33:19,258 I didn't wanna put more pressure on you 3512 02:33:19,258 --> 02:33:20,310 than you already put on yourself. 3513 02:33:20,310 --> 02:33:22,227 Maybe it's too late to say this, but-" 3514 02:33:23,130 --> 02:33:26,433 - No, Mom. It's all good. 3515 02:33:27,510 --> 02:33:28,820 Yeah, I think... 3516 02:33:30,720 --> 02:33:34,953 Yeah, I think everything's gonna be good. 3517 02:33:36,780 --> 02:33:40,035 - She smiles and says, "And you got time, you know?" 3518 02:33:41,760 --> 02:33:44,280 You see that she actually gathers up all the pamphlets 3519 02:33:44,280 --> 02:33:46,350 and all the applications and all the stuff, 3520 02:33:46,350 --> 02:33:49,708 tosses it in the trash, and says, 3521 02:33:49,708 --> 02:33:51,024 "Movie night, 3522 02:33:51,024 --> 02:33:54,060 and then we'll come home, we'll get some dessert, 3523 02:33:54,060 --> 02:33:56,613 and you can get a good night's sleep, okay?" 3524 02:33:56,613 --> 02:33:58,699 - That sounds really good, Mom. 3525 02:33:58,699 --> 02:34:00,360 - [Brennan] Adaine, you see Aelywn. 3526 02:34:00,360 --> 02:34:02,340 - How's your library job, bitch? 3527 02:34:02,340 --> 02:34:04,350 - It's good. I commute by going downstairs. 3528 02:34:04,350 --> 02:34:06,060 The library has a door in- 3529 02:34:06,060 --> 02:34:09,450 - You actually haven't been outside for like three weeks. 3530 02:34:09,450 --> 02:34:10,560 - Do I smell weird? Do I look weird? 3531 02:34:10,560 --> 02:34:13,060 - You smell so weird, and our room smells- 3532 02:34:13,060 --> 02:34:14,939 - Well, just hit me with a Prestidigitation if you notice. 3533 02:34:14,939 --> 02:34:17,490 - No, no, no. First of all, I don't have Prestidigitation. 3534 02:34:17,490 --> 02:34:19,260 - You don't have Prestidigitation? 3535 02:34:19,260 --> 02:34:20,967 - I have five cantrips, 3536 02:34:20,967 --> 02:34:23,730 and I have other ones that are more useful than that. 3537 02:34:23,730 --> 02:34:26,640 - Okay, more useful than un-soiling clothing? 3538 02:34:26,640 --> 02:34:29,010 - I use my Mage Hand to flip her the bird. 3539 02:34:29,010 --> 02:34:30,310 - Okay, fine. 3540 02:34:30,310 --> 02:34:32,520 - Let's go out. - Let's do it. 3541 02:34:32,520 --> 02:34:36,450 She takes a little letter from the Court of Stars 3542 02:34:36,450 --> 02:34:37,740 for the Elven Oracle 3543 02:34:37,740 --> 02:34:40,500 that has some grave and mysterious business in it. 3544 02:34:40,500 --> 02:34:42,885 - God, what do these fuckers want with me now? 3545 02:34:42,885 --> 02:34:44,940 - She says, "Do you wanna look at it right now?" 3546 02:34:44,940 --> 02:34:48,028 - Let's go to Basrar's, open it over a sundae. 3547 02:34:48,028 --> 02:34:52,260 - You go to Basrar's, and a letter from the Court of Stars 3548 02:34:52,260 --> 02:34:55,410 says there have been strange goings on 3549 02:34:55,410 --> 02:34:58,650 in the forest of Sylvaire, and a powerful wizard 3550 02:34:58,650 --> 02:35:00,843 they believe is at work in that place. 3551 02:35:02,030 --> 02:35:03,546 Aelwyn looks up at you. 3552 02:35:05,671 --> 02:35:06,504 (mimics flames whooshing) 3553 02:35:06,504 --> 02:35:07,635 - Let's get her. 3554 02:35:08,793 --> 02:35:11,123 - Yes, my dear. We'll get her. 3555 02:35:11,123 --> 02:35:13,693 But first, Basrar! 3556 02:35:13,693 --> 02:35:14,883 A giant sundae. 3557 02:35:15,810 --> 02:35:16,980 You see she just smiles, 3558 02:35:16,980 --> 02:35:19,380 has a bunch of ice cream on her mouth, and goes, 3559 02:35:20,917 --> 02:35:25,616 "I hope we get to eat ice cream and cast magic forever." 3560 02:35:25,616 --> 02:35:26,730 - I do, too. 3561 02:35:26,730 --> 02:35:28,860 - I know that our parents weren't very good. 3562 02:35:28,860 --> 02:35:30,270 - They were terrible. - Terrible. 3563 02:35:30,270 --> 02:35:32,452 - They were so old, to be so bad. 3564 02:35:32,452 --> 02:35:33,930 - So old, to be so bad. - Hundreds of years old. 3565 02:35:33,930 --> 02:35:34,893 So bad. 3566 02:35:37,020 --> 02:35:38,430 - I know this is not how it works, 3567 02:35:38,430 --> 02:35:40,410 and that bad things don't justify good things, 3568 02:35:40,410 --> 02:35:44,130 and vice versa, but in a wild world 3569 02:35:44,130 --> 02:35:47,433 where some terrible spirit made me make a bargain, 3570 02:35:48,600 --> 02:35:50,013 I'd take them to get you. 3571 02:35:51,538 --> 02:35:53,843 - Thank you. Same. 3572 02:35:53,843 --> 02:35:55,464 I mean, we are gonna kill her. 3573 02:35:55,464 --> 02:35:57,511 - We're gonna kill her. We're going to kill her. 3574 02:35:57,511 --> 02:35:58,344 - Great. - We're gonna kill her. 3575 02:35:58,344 --> 02:36:01,438 - Great. - I'm gonna crack the coin. 3576 02:36:01,438 --> 02:36:03,210 (Brennan mimics tornado whooshing) 3577 02:36:03,210 --> 02:36:05,438 Uncle Ray, hello! 3578 02:36:05,438 --> 02:36:07,404 (Brennan mimics tornado whooshing) 3579 02:36:07,404 --> 02:36:09,693 So, my house is at my school! 3580 02:36:10,592 --> 02:36:14,013 I'm wondering if you could pick my house up and put it back! 3581 02:36:15,750 --> 02:36:16,863 Thank you, Ray! 3582 02:36:17,760 --> 02:36:18,903 How's Shelley? 3583 02:36:21,270 --> 02:36:22,593 That's lovely to hear! 3584 02:36:24,060 --> 02:36:26,688 I'm playing pickleball as well! 3585 02:36:26,688 --> 02:36:28,440 - Pickleball, thump. 3586 02:36:28,440 --> 02:36:30,440 - Yes, we should play together sometime. 3587 02:36:31,860 --> 02:36:33,663 Yes, okay, you can take it back? 3588 02:36:34,890 --> 02:36:35,927 Okay, great. 3589 02:36:37,186 --> 02:36:39,120 (Brennan mimics house thumping) 3590 02:36:39,120 --> 02:36:40,023 Not bad. 3591 02:36:41,127 --> 02:36:43,020 (Brennan mimics tornado whooshing) 3592 02:36:43,020 --> 02:36:44,043 Later, Ray! 3593 02:36:46,140 --> 02:36:48,180 And then I'm gonna roll a check right now. 3594 02:36:48,180 --> 02:36:49,140 - [Brennan] Cool, roll it. 3595 02:36:49,140 --> 02:36:50,883 - With disadvantage. - Hell yeah. 3596 02:36:51,743 --> 02:36:52,776 (dice rolling) 3597 02:36:53,815 --> 02:36:54,982 - It's a four. 3598 02:36:56,082 --> 02:36:57,969 We know what it's for. We don't have to talk about it. 3599 02:36:57,969 --> 02:37:00,116 It wasn't great. But, you know. 3600 02:37:00,116 --> 02:37:04,770 (all laughing uproariously) 3601 02:37:04,770 --> 02:37:07,080 - You have Google up on the biggest screen ever. 3602 02:37:07,080 --> 02:37:08,930 - [Siobhan] But add Acrobatics to that. 3603 02:37:08,930 --> 02:37:10,338 Surely add Acrobatics. 3604 02:37:11,760 --> 02:37:14,477 - I think it's a flat roll. - [Emily] Yeah, first time- 3605 02:37:14,477 --> 02:37:16,144 - I think you add Religion to that. 3606 02:37:16,144 --> 02:37:18,823 - Yeah, I think I add Religion. 3607 02:37:18,823 --> 02:37:23,190 - Sleight of hand. - In the middle of this time, 3608 02:37:23,190 --> 02:37:25,640 you hear the door to Seacaster Manor open, thunk. 3609 02:37:26,525 --> 02:37:27,690 You see Mazey goes, "Oh, shit!" 3610 02:37:27,690 --> 02:37:29,283 - Sorry! - Shit, shit! 3611 02:37:31,349 --> 02:37:32,550 - Just hang out. Just hang out. 3612 02:37:32,550 --> 02:37:36,210 - You see she comes downstairs with you. Bags everywhere. 3613 02:37:36,210 --> 02:37:40,650 Hallariel, Gilear, and you see Telemaine is here as well. 3614 02:37:40,650 --> 02:37:43,950 - Oh. - My father has decided 3615 02:37:43,950 --> 02:37:46,290 to come and stay with us at Seacaster Manor. 3616 02:37:46,290 --> 02:37:48,559 It's his first time off the island of Fallinel. 3617 02:37:48,559 --> 02:37:49,392 - That's great, Mama. 3618 02:37:49,392 --> 02:37:51,960 - He's given the use of Kei Lumennura to Wolfsong. 3619 02:37:51,960 --> 02:37:53,957 He's had a whole about face and come around. 3620 02:37:53,957 --> 02:37:55,500 - Okay. 3621 02:37:55,500 --> 02:37:56,537 - And you see walking through the door, 3622 02:37:56,537 --> 02:37:59,649 also, is Cathilda here at the very last minute. 3623 02:37:59,649 --> 02:38:02,100 Oh, Master Fabian! (smooching) 3624 02:38:02,100 --> 02:38:05,130 - God, I could've used you this year. 3625 02:38:05,130 --> 02:38:07,450 - What's that? - I had the house to myself. 3626 02:38:07,450 --> 02:38:08,379 - No! That can't be allowed! 3627 02:38:08,379 --> 02:38:09,829 - [Lou] This is my girlfriend, by the way. 3628 02:38:09,829 --> 02:38:10,662 - You had the whole house to yourself? 3629 02:38:10,662 --> 02:38:12,363 - Yes, I drank so much milk. 3630 02:38:13,237 --> 02:38:14,912 - Why? - Bad baby and otherwise. 3631 02:38:14,912 --> 02:38:16,230 - [Lou] 'Cause it's what it could find! 3632 02:38:16,230 --> 02:38:17,964 - You see she looks over and says, "Oh, hello." 3633 02:38:17,964 --> 02:38:20,040 Mazey says, "Hi, I'm Mazey." - This is my girlfriend. 3634 02:38:20,040 --> 02:38:21,330 - Hi, I'm Fabian's girlfriend. 3635 02:38:21,330 --> 02:38:24,360 Cathilda says, "Well, she's lovely, Master Fabian." 3636 02:38:25,770 --> 02:38:28,260 You see your mom says, "Now, I have to hear 3637 02:38:28,260 --> 02:38:29,880 about how everything went this year, 3638 02:38:29,880 --> 02:38:32,520 my darling boy, but after the news." 3639 02:38:32,520 --> 02:38:33,794 You see she takes Gilear's hand. 3640 02:38:33,794 --> 02:38:35,728 (Emily gasps) (Siobhan applauds) 3641 02:38:35,728 --> 02:38:39,241 - Mazey, will you just squeeze my hand so tight? 3642 02:38:39,241 --> 02:38:40,560 - Okay, sure. 3643 02:38:40,560 --> 02:38:43,078 - Can we roll a d100 to see how many kids? 3644 02:38:45,510 --> 02:38:47,820 - Roll a d100. - 100! 3645 02:38:47,820 --> 02:38:49,534 - There you go. - That's a zero. 3646 02:38:49,534 --> 02:38:52,124 - That is 100! I rolled 100! 3647 02:38:52,124 --> 02:38:54,366 - Oh my god! What are the fucking odds? 3648 02:38:54,366 --> 02:38:57,616 - They're not fucking flies, all right? 3649 02:38:59,283 --> 02:39:00,616 What's the news? 3650 02:39:02,147 --> 02:39:03,229 - Fabian. 3651 02:39:03,229 --> 02:39:04,703 - What? 3652 02:39:04,703 --> 02:39:06,839 - Gilear and I- 3653 02:39:06,839 --> 02:39:07,756 - Are what? 3654 02:39:09,473 --> 02:39:14,010 - Are the proud expectant- 3655 02:39:14,010 --> 02:39:14,973 - Of what? 3656 02:39:16,590 --> 02:39:18,513 - We're getting a dog! 3657 02:39:21,517 --> 02:39:23,486 (Lou giggling in relief) 3658 02:39:23,486 --> 02:39:25,860 And Gilear says, "We're getting a dog 3659 02:39:25,860 --> 02:39:30,287 to protect the new baby." (players cackling) 3660 02:39:33,780 --> 02:39:35,730 - I think I break maybe one or two bones. 3661 02:39:35,730 --> 02:39:37,890 - Ow! Fabian, fuck! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 3662 02:39:37,890 --> 02:39:40,560 - It's okay. We're gonna go. - We're gonna go. 3663 02:39:40,560 --> 02:39:42,860 We're gonna get some ice cream or something. 3664 02:39:42,860 --> 02:39:46,046 - As you walk out, your phone pings a little bit. Ping! 3665 02:39:46,046 --> 02:39:47,113 - Oh. 3666 02:39:47,113 --> 02:39:51,443 - A new nemesis alert has shown up on your phone. 3667 02:39:52,929 --> 02:39:55,920 - What the hell? Josh, what the fuck is going on? 3668 02:39:55,920 --> 02:39:57,507 - Fabian, my name is Alston. 3669 02:39:57,507 --> 02:40:01,247 - I don't give a shit! I'm about to have a baby, sibling! 3670 02:40:02,805 --> 02:40:04,627 And that's a fucking nightmare, all right? 3671 02:40:04,627 --> 02:40:07,212 Who's this new nemesis? 3672 02:40:07,212 --> 02:40:10,527 - He looks down and says, "No name." 3673 02:40:12,445 --> 02:40:16,230 - Goddammit. God fucking dammit, Josh. 3674 02:40:16,230 --> 02:40:18,818 I swear to fucking god. - Oh no, sorry. 3675 02:40:18,818 --> 02:40:22,140 There's a name. It's, oh, Faeth? 3676 02:40:22,140 --> 02:40:25,023 - Oh, motherfucker. Josh? 3677 02:40:25,980 --> 02:40:28,230 - Unborn nemesis? - Josh, get ready for war. 3678 02:40:29,910 --> 02:40:32,610 Josh, I need you to mount up. - Fabian, are you all right? 3679 02:40:32,610 --> 02:40:33,860 - Mount up? Mount up? 3680 02:40:33,860 --> 02:40:37,140 - Do you ever talk to Jawbone about this stuff? 3681 02:40:37,140 --> 02:40:41,940 - No, all right? It's war! - Okay, okay! 3682 02:40:41,940 --> 02:40:43,350 - [Lou] I need you to build me a bunker! 3683 02:40:43,350 --> 02:40:46,710 - Alston says, "Mr. Seacaster, fucking bring it." 3684 02:40:46,710 --> 02:40:48,549 - Let's fucking go. - Fucking bring it. 3685 02:40:48,549 --> 02:40:51,360 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - What? 3686 02:40:51,360 --> 02:40:52,320 - Kristen. 3687 02:40:52,320 --> 02:40:56,130 - I think Kristen is honestly really excited 3688 02:40:56,130 --> 02:41:00,723 to be involved in school, and kind of excelling. 3689 02:41:01,740 --> 02:41:04,860 So she has some stuff, I think, 3690 02:41:04,860 --> 02:41:08,280 that she has to meet with Riz about regularly 3691 02:41:08,280 --> 02:41:11,160 to be like, okay, how do we do this? 3692 02:41:11,160 --> 02:41:13,503 How involved do you wanna be next year? 3693 02:41:16,080 --> 02:41:18,645 - Riz switches from tea to coffee. Super involved. 3694 02:41:18,645 --> 02:41:19,478 - Yeah, okay, great. 3695 02:41:19,478 --> 02:41:20,311 - I would love to be super involved. 3696 02:41:20,311 --> 02:41:21,480 - Okay, cool. 3697 02:41:21,480 --> 02:41:26,020 I think I just start adding Riz to all the 3698 02:41:29,640 --> 02:41:31,980 groups of people who are doing student government 3699 02:41:31,980 --> 02:41:36,060 as a fill-in president, or vice president, 3700 02:41:36,060 --> 02:41:38,100 if I can talk to Aguefort and try to get 3701 02:41:38,100 --> 02:41:41,220 a vice president role or something, get Riz on that. 3702 02:41:41,220 --> 02:41:44,400 - Hell yeah. Aguefort says, "Changing the bylaws 3703 02:41:44,400 --> 02:41:47,853 after the election to add a vice president to the ticket? 3704 02:41:49,050 --> 02:41:51,725 That sounds like the Aguefort way!" 3705 02:41:51,725 --> 02:41:54,157 - Excellent. I ribbon dance out of the window. 3706 02:41:56,610 --> 02:41:59,880 I think I call Tracker and tell her 3707 02:41:59,880 --> 02:42:02,373 all about the new lesbian gods that I worship, 3708 02:42:03,750 --> 02:42:06,390 that her god is tangentially related, and maybe it could be 3709 02:42:06,390 --> 02:42:09,690 a four-god pantheon or something, I don't know. 3710 02:42:09,690 --> 02:42:14,690 - Tracker talks to you and says, "Hey, that is incredible. 3711 02:42:14,730 --> 02:42:19,506 Kristen, I'm constantly blown away by you." 3712 02:42:19,506 --> 02:42:22,050 - Huh, that is so sweet. 3713 02:42:22,050 --> 02:42:27,003 You probably know me better than, you know, a lot of people. 3714 02:42:29,610 --> 02:42:31,500 - Things are going great with Wolfsong right now. 3715 02:42:31,500 --> 02:42:35,073 We've had a little bit of a stall. 3716 02:42:36,750 --> 02:42:39,330 Our source of money has sort of dried up. 3717 02:42:39,330 --> 02:42:40,580 - Oh, what was that? 3718 02:42:44,220 --> 02:42:47,040 - It started to feel like I was becoming more and more aware 3719 02:42:47,040 --> 02:42:49,793 of the strings that were attached to the money. 3720 02:42:49,793 --> 02:42:54,180 - Oh, interesting. Was that your girlfriend's money? 3721 02:42:54,180 --> 02:42:56,715 - Her family's. - Oh. 3722 02:42:56,715 --> 02:42:58,590 - And we're on a little bit of a break right now. 3723 02:42:58,590 --> 02:43:02,190 - Oh! That's, what? Oh, you're being... 3724 02:43:02,190 --> 02:43:03,753 That's random. 3725 02:43:05,550 --> 02:43:08,130 - She says, "I think talking about a pantheon 3726 02:43:08,130 --> 02:43:10,740 would be awesome, because I think that there's a lot... 3727 02:43:10,740 --> 02:43:14,370 I don't know how much I believe anymore that one god 3728 02:43:14,370 --> 02:43:17,070 has all the answers for a life this complicated." 3729 02:43:17,070 --> 02:43:20,703 - Yeah. I mean, I think that's really beautiful. Yeah. 3730 02:43:21,840 --> 02:43:25,140 Okay, yeah, cool. I mean if you're ever in, you know... 3731 02:43:25,140 --> 02:43:29,220 If you wanna come by the manor, Jawbone's there. 3732 02:43:29,220 --> 02:43:30,570 - I really wanna come by. - Cool. 3733 02:43:30,570 --> 02:43:31,950 - That sounds awesome. - That'd be awesome. 3734 02:43:31,950 --> 02:43:35,400 I'll make a tequila-infused watermelon, 3735 02:43:35,400 --> 02:43:38,537 and we can just eat that. - Okay. 3736 02:43:38,537 --> 02:43:40,380 - In the hot tub. - In the hot tub. 3737 02:43:40,380 --> 02:43:41,213 - You got it, Kristen. 3738 02:43:41,213 --> 02:43:42,046 - Okay, cool. - You got it. 3739 02:43:42,046 --> 02:43:44,137 You see, off in the corner, Gertie looks at you and says, 3740 02:43:44,137 --> 02:43:46,470 "Hey, if you're looking for watermelon, 3741 02:43:46,470 --> 02:43:49,410 I'll tell you what nectar is best." 3742 02:43:49,410 --> 02:43:52,923 - That's so cool. Gertie, I'm gonna have to level with you. 3743 02:43:56,670 --> 02:43:58,170 I do think that you're really cute, 3744 02:43:58,170 --> 02:44:00,630 and kissing you was really fun. 3745 02:44:00,630 --> 02:44:03,840 And also, my ex is on a break 3746 02:44:03,840 --> 02:44:08,340 with the really stupid person that she was dating 3747 02:44:08,340 --> 02:44:12,300 for, like, a while, so I'm kinda gonna focus on that, 3748 02:44:12,300 --> 02:44:13,600 I think, for a little bit. 3749 02:44:15,000 --> 02:44:17,520 - This day, I vow! - No! 3750 02:44:17,520 --> 02:44:20,375 - You are my sworn nemesis! - Wait, no! Why? 3751 02:44:20,375 --> 02:44:21,900 - From this day forward! 3752 02:44:21,900 --> 02:44:23,670 You should never have smooched me, 3753 02:44:23,670 --> 02:44:26,160 if that wasn't going to last forever. 3754 02:44:26,160 --> 02:44:28,830 - Oh, what? What? 3755 02:44:28,830 --> 02:44:31,323 - To the bees! And she runs off into the field. 3756 02:44:32,820 --> 02:44:35,370 - I sneak the book "Polysecure" 3757 02:44:35,370 --> 02:44:37,383 into her hands before she leaves. 3758 02:44:38,820 --> 02:44:41,360 - She says, "I will not understand this for years!" 3759 02:44:41,360 --> 02:44:42,957 and throws it away. - [Ally] Bye! 3760 02:44:44,367 --> 02:44:45,663 - And runs away. 3761 02:44:47,580 --> 02:44:50,400 Jawbone tells you that night, "Tracker got tickets. 3762 02:44:50,400 --> 02:44:52,290 She's on her way back in a couple weeks." 3763 02:44:52,290 --> 02:44:55,260 - I grab a watermelon, cut a little hole in it, 3764 02:44:55,260 --> 02:44:58,080 crack open a giant thing of tequila, 3765 02:44:58,080 --> 02:44:59,220 put it upside-down in it. 3766 02:44:59,220 --> 02:45:01,500 - In the mirror of the chapel, you see a reflection 3767 02:45:01,500 --> 02:45:05,017 of a dawn goddess and a twilight goddess going like, 3768 02:45:05,017 --> 02:45:08,187 "It's so cute, isn't it? They'll figure it out." 3769 02:45:10,290 --> 02:45:11,993 - Oh god, someone open up the fridge. 3770 02:45:13,290 --> 02:45:14,130 - Take a shelf out! 3771 02:45:14,130 --> 02:45:16,230 - I have to take out all the lunch meat. 3772 02:45:16,230 --> 02:45:18,223 Is everyone cool with that? I just need space. 3773 02:45:18,223 --> 02:45:21,090 - Why are there Gilear's yogurts in this fridge? 3774 02:45:21,090 --> 02:45:23,220 - Because, he can be wherever he needs to be. 3775 02:45:23,220 --> 02:45:25,428 - I threw them out, sorry. 3776 02:45:25,428 --> 02:45:27,053 - They're so out of date. 3777 02:45:27,053 --> 02:45:27,886 - Gorgug. 3778 02:45:27,886 --> 02:45:31,595 - Gorgug takes a second to relax. 3779 02:45:33,330 --> 02:45:34,800 Now that he's finally not doing 3780 02:45:34,800 --> 02:45:37,500 four years of schoolwork at once, 3781 02:45:37,500 --> 02:45:41,070 and kinda like when he hung out with his parents 3782 02:45:41,070 --> 02:45:43,050 and worked on the van, he does that a little bit. 3783 02:45:43,050 --> 02:45:47,853 But I think he also will go to Fig. 3784 02:45:49,080 --> 02:45:50,088 Hey, Fig. 3785 02:45:51,540 --> 02:45:54,660 So, I got you two presents. 3786 02:45:54,660 --> 02:45:55,650 - What? 3787 02:45:55,650 --> 02:45:59,000 - One, I made, and one- - You stole? 3788 02:45:59,000 --> 02:46:02,600 - ...I bought. I got a good deal on. 3789 02:46:02,600 --> 02:46:04,050 - Okay. 3790 02:46:04,050 --> 02:46:06,050 - But the first one, he gives it to you. 3791 02:46:06,935 --> 02:46:10,980 It's sort of an effects pedal for bass. 3792 02:46:11,910 --> 02:46:14,010 I made it. - Fuck yes! 3793 02:46:15,653 --> 02:46:19,980 - I really appreciate how you took barbarian class 3794 02:46:19,980 --> 02:46:21,260 even though you didn't have to. 3795 02:46:21,260 --> 02:46:24,150 It really helped me out, and I don't think I helped you out 3796 02:46:24,150 --> 02:46:26,430 as much as you've helped me this year. 3797 02:46:26,430 --> 02:46:30,780 - Well, honestly, I probably would've gone no matter what. 3798 02:46:30,780 --> 02:46:31,890 I kind of just like to be 3799 02:46:31,890 --> 02:46:33,870 at whatever class I'm not invited to. 3800 02:46:33,870 --> 02:46:36,388 - Oh, okay. Well, it helped me out a lot. 3801 02:46:36,388 --> 02:46:38,370 - But I mean, it also was- - It really helped me. 3802 02:46:38,370 --> 02:46:39,510 - Yeah. - Yeah. 3803 02:46:39,510 --> 02:46:42,048 - Sorry, I was deflecting. - No, it's okay. 3804 02:46:43,770 --> 02:46:46,110 Well, I appreciated it, and I don't know 3805 02:46:46,110 --> 02:46:47,340 if I could've gotten through the year 3806 02:46:47,340 --> 02:46:49,680 if I didn't have your help, and I appreciate that. 3807 02:46:49,680 --> 02:46:53,914 - Hey, we fucking won over Porter, 3808 02:46:53,914 --> 02:46:57,870 and then I have his little- (Ally laughing) 3809 02:46:57,870 --> 02:47:01,920 - I was gonna ask you, do you... 3810 02:47:01,920 --> 02:47:03,237 They were that size? 3811 02:47:04,410 --> 02:47:07,263 Wild, and they're just perfectly preserved. 3812 02:47:08,850 --> 02:47:11,960 - I think the lava- - And who were these guys? 3813 02:47:13,546 --> 02:47:15,512 - This was the pit fiend. - That's Bakur. 3814 02:47:15,512 --> 02:47:17,791 - Bakur. - And this guy? 3815 02:47:17,791 --> 02:47:19,745 - One of the Jaces. - Oh, okay. 3816 02:47:19,745 --> 02:47:21,328 Wow, I didn't know. 3817 02:47:23,069 --> 02:47:25,110 And then I guess this is the other gift. 3818 02:47:25,110 --> 02:47:27,360 I got a pretty good deal on it. It's a bench. 3819 02:47:30,720 --> 02:47:32,850 - Can I do a Divine Sense on it? 3820 02:47:32,850 --> 02:47:34,460 - Yeah. 3821 02:47:34,460 --> 02:47:36,798 - Yeah? What do I sense from it? 3822 02:47:36,798 --> 02:47:38,048 - Yeah? - What? 3823 02:47:39,383 --> 02:47:41,580 Gorgug, you fucking dog! 3824 02:47:41,580 --> 02:47:42,918 - I didn't, I thought I cleaned- 3825 02:47:42,918 --> 02:47:44,190 - You're the luckiest guy in school! 3826 02:47:44,190 --> 02:47:45,930 - This is not... 3827 02:47:45,930 --> 02:47:48,643 I thought it was a different bench, to be honest. 3828 02:47:48,643 --> 02:47:50,623 Thank you. 3829 02:47:50,623 --> 02:47:51,764 - You're fucking nuts. You're fucking nuts. - I appreciate you. 3830 02:47:51,764 --> 02:47:53,700 - Gogug gets a text. Congrats, Gorgug. 3831 02:47:53,700 --> 02:47:54,723 Just heard the news. 3832 02:47:56,250 --> 02:47:59,400 - I wasn't a virgin. - [Lou] Awesome, dude. 3833 02:47:59,400 --> 02:48:01,434 - Fabian, I wasn't a virgin. - No, I know that. 3834 02:48:01,434 --> 02:48:02,700 It's just that you smashed on the bench, 3835 02:48:02,700 --> 02:48:04,470 and that's sick, dude. 3836 02:48:04,470 --> 02:48:06,630 - It's not. I don't recommend it. 3837 02:48:06,630 --> 02:48:07,530 - Okay, good to know. 3838 02:48:07,530 --> 02:48:10,350 Honestly, if you have any other tips, I would love them. 3839 02:48:10,350 --> 02:48:13,650 - Gorgug, Wilma and Digby are so proud. 3840 02:48:13,650 --> 02:48:15,690 You get the Hangvan working. 3841 02:48:15,690 --> 02:48:17,040 They constantly tell everybody 3842 02:48:17,040 --> 02:48:20,820 about the final flashbang that did the trick 3843 02:48:20,820 --> 02:48:23,790 and broadcast Porter's thoughts everywhere. 3844 02:48:23,790 --> 02:48:25,597 Arthur Aguefort is like, 3845 02:48:25,597 --> 02:48:28,590 "This is an incredible academic achievement." 3846 02:48:28,590 --> 02:48:29,424 - Thank you. 3847 02:48:29,424 --> 02:48:32,730 - Would you ever consider teaching here, post-graduation? 3848 02:48:32,730 --> 02:48:35,250 - Oh, wow. 3849 02:48:35,250 --> 02:48:37,150 - You promise me you're not a villain? 3850 02:48:38,160 --> 02:48:41,790 - I can't promise that. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 3851 02:48:41,790 --> 02:48:44,114 - I sealed the Night Yorb, by the way. 3852 02:48:44,114 --> 02:48:45,475 - What? - Yeah. 3853 02:48:45,475 --> 02:48:47,271 - Gorgug Thistlespring! 3854 02:48:47,271 --> 02:48:49,050 You see Ayda looks and says, "I told you, Father. 3855 02:48:49,050 --> 02:48:50,650 The greatest wizard of our age." 3856 02:48:51,570 --> 02:48:55,070 You see that Arthur says, "That you are. 3857 02:48:55,070 --> 02:48:58,860 If a barbarian and an artificer can be joined together, 3858 02:48:58,860 --> 02:49:01,290 who's to say that's not a wizard? 3859 02:49:01,290 --> 02:49:03,000 And what is a watch, 3860 02:49:03,000 --> 02:49:06,930 if not a combination of artificer's skill with craft, 3861 02:49:06,930 --> 02:49:11,457 and a barbarian's skill with circles?" 3862 02:49:13,680 --> 02:49:15,420 - You've been gone a pretty long time. 3863 02:49:15,420 --> 02:49:18,327 - We went to right before the dawn of time. 3864 02:49:18,327 --> 02:49:19,620 - How was jet skiing? 3865 02:49:19,620 --> 02:49:22,260 - It was amazing. It cost so much money. 3866 02:49:22,260 --> 02:49:25,500 - Why did it cost so much? - Well, time is relativistic, 3867 02:49:25,500 --> 02:49:28,800 and because the jet ski was larger than several galaxies, 3868 02:49:28,800 --> 02:49:31,760 by virtue of moving, I was actually... 3869 02:49:32,820 --> 02:49:35,730 And I "bought it," but I ended up buying it 3870 02:49:35,730 --> 02:49:37,200 because I got it as a rental, 3871 02:49:37,200 --> 02:49:39,600 but the rental cost was actually more than buying it, 3872 02:49:39,600 --> 02:49:42,420 because it existed for countless millennia 3873 02:49:42,420 --> 02:49:43,939 because of how big it was. 3874 02:49:43,939 --> 02:49:44,772 Do you understand what I'm saying? 3875 02:49:44,772 --> 02:49:47,034 - Not even a little bit. - Well, the size, and time- 3876 02:49:47,034 --> 02:49:48,123 - Why was it so big? - Hm? 3877 02:49:48,123 --> 02:49:50,923 - Why was it so big? - Because I was so big, 3878 02:49:50,923 --> 02:49:52,683 and I needed a jet ski I could fit on. 3879 02:49:54,330 --> 02:49:56,550 - Oh? - I was larger than nebulas. 3880 02:49:56,550 --> 02:49:57,780 - Good. 3881 02:49:57,780 --> 02:49:59,160 - [Brennan] It was fun. It was a great trip. We bonded. 3882 02:49:59,160 --> 02:50:01,200 - I start bleeding out of my nose. 3883 02:50:01,200 --> 02:50:02,818 - You see he says, "All you need to understand 3884 02:50:02,818 --> 02:50:04,680 is that the further back in time you get, 3885 02:50:04,680 --> 02:50:06,240 the more bigness and time are the same." 3886 02:50:06,240 --> 02:50:07,590 - Sure. - I had to get that big 3887 02:50:07,590 --> 02:50:09,508 in order to undo the Time Quangle. 3888 02:50:09,508 --> 02:50:11,423 - I start bleeding out the other- 3889 02:50:11,423 --> 02:50:14,410 - Gorgug, you see that he says, "You should consider it." 3890 02:50:14,410 --> 02:50:15,810 - Okay, I'll think about it. 3891 02:50:15,810 --> 02:50:18,450 - I know you can't promise you're not a villain. 3892 02:50:18,450 --> 02:50:19,466 Maybe next year, I'll be the bad- 3893 02:50:19,466 --> 02:50:20,700 - I'm not a villain. - Hm? 3894 02:50:20,700 --> 02:50:21,703 - What'd you say? - What? 3895 02:50:21,703 --> 02:50:22,536 - What were you saying? - What's that? 3896 02:50:22,536 --> 02:50:24,757 - What were you just saying? - What was I just saying? 3897 02:50:24,757 --> 02:50:27,300 - "Maybe next year, I'll be the v..." 3898 02:50:27,300 --> 02:50:29,070 Is what I heard. - Who knows? Senior year. 3899 02:50:29,070 --> 02:50:31,590 - What were you gonna say that starts with a V? 3900 02:50:31,590 --> 02:50:34,050 - Hm, fun. Who knows? 3901 02:50:34,050 --> 02:50:36,750 That's the nature of Time Quangles, I'm afraid. Ha ha. 3902 02:50:36,750 --> 02:50:38,733 Tip top. And he turns into birds. 3903 02:50:41,610 --> 02:50:43,410 - So many birds. 3904 02:50:43,410 --> 02:50:46,710 - Every one of us is the principal! And they all fly away. 3905 02:50:46,710 --> 02:50:49,768 And Fig, at Mordred Manor, 3906 02:50:49,768 --> 02:50:52,442 Sandra Lynn knocks on the door. 3907 02:50:52,442 --> 02:50:55,492 You see Ayda says, 3908 02:50:55,492 --> 02:50:58,033 "Ah, a moment of privacy. 3909 02:50:58,033 --> 02:51:00,407 Unless you do not wish for a moment of privacy." 3910 02:51:01,530 --> 02:51:03,960 - No, I can talk it out with Sandra Lynn, yeah. 3911 02:51:03,960 --> 02:51:08,331 - Very well. If she disturbs you, I will avenge you. 3912 02:51:10,290 --> 02:51:12,360 - Yeah, no, I'd like to see that, honestly. 3913 02:51:12,360 --> 02:51:13,590 - Okay. 3914 02:51:13,590 --> 02:51:16,986 And you see that she steps out and does this to Sandra Lynn. 3915 02:51:16,986 --> 02:51:19,156 She goes, "All right, Ayda." 3916 02:51:19,156 --> 02:51:21,150 Comes in the room and sits on your bed. 3917 02:51:21,150 --> 02:51:24,543 I've been listening to this awesome podcast. 3918 02:51:25,560 --> 02:51:28,046 It's called "Complicated Women". 3919 02:51:28,046 --> 02:51:28,950 - Yeah, I've heard of it. 3920 02:51:28,950 --> 02:51:33,600 - And I think it's done a lot... 3921 02:51:33,600 --> 02:51:35,190 You know, I was trying to get into the Dry Guys, 3922 02:51:35,190 --> 02:51:37,410 and I kinda couldn't do it, 3923 02:51:37,410 --> 02:51:40,015 and then I was like, I'll give this a shot. 3924 02:51:40,015 --> 02:51:42,330 - Yeah. I mean, there are only two paths for podcasts. 3925 02:51:42,330 --> 02:51:43,743 There's only two podcasts in Elmville. 3926 02:51:43,743 --> 02:51:45,870 - Yeah, you're either Dry Guys or Complicated Women, 3927 02:51:45,870 --> 02:51:48,720 and for me, I'm Complicated Women. 3928 02:51:48,720 --> 02:51:52,070 It's really well-produced. It's very well-produced. 3929 02:51:52,070 --> 02:51:53,550 - It almost sounds like someone 3930 02:51:53,550 --> 02:51:56,320 with a fantastic recording studio makes it. 3931 02:51:56,320 --> 02:51:58,838 - Yeah, I noticed recently, 3932 02:51:58,838 --> 02:52:02,040 the last couple months of episodes have been phenomenal. 3933 02:52:02,040 --> 02:52:04,861 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really hit its stride. 3934 02:52:07,145 --> 02:52:10,140 - And there's a great point that the person on there made 3935 02:52:10,140 --> 02:52:12,570 that was sort of about, they were playing this song, 3936 02:52:12,570 --> 02:52:14,520 your song, "Dawn of Justice", 3937 02:52:14,520 --> 02:52:16,470 and they were sort of talking about it. 3938 02:52:17,400 --> 02:52:21,210 Justice has to reset. 3939 02:52:21,210 --> 02:52:23,190 It's like dawn, it's each new day. 3940 02:52:23,190 --> 02:52:25,530 You have to hold yourself accountable for what you did, 3941 02:52:25,530 --> 02:52:28,293 but also, the whole point is to do better, 3942 02:52:29,280 --> 02:52:31,560 and that every time the sun rises, 3943 02:52:31,560 --> 02:52:33,780 you have another opportunity to hopefully be 3944 02:52:33,780 --> 02:52:36,180 a little bit more just than you were the day before. 3945 02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:37,533 All of which is to say, 3946 02:52:41,340 --> 02:52:45,213 I love you, and you're so capable, 3947 02:52:46,170 --> 02:52:49,860 and you're so powerful, and in many ways, 3948 02:52:49,860 --> 02:52:53,700 you have life more figured out 3949 02:52:53,700 --> 02:52:56,070 than I did at your age, 3950 02:52:56,070 --> 02:52:59,850 and I underestimate, 3951 02:52:59,850 --> 02:53:03,030 based on how amazing you are, 3952 02:53:03,030 --> 02:53:06,663 that sometimes, you wanna hear from me. 3953 02:53:08,160 --> 02:53:10,050 - Well, I love you too, 3954 02:53:10,050 --> 02:53:15,050 and I was thinking that I might set up a little... 3955 02:53:16,220 --> 02:53:17,610 This is gonna sound like a regression, 3956 02:53:17,610 --> 02:53:19,200 but I think it's a good thing. 3957 02:53:19,200 --> 02:53:20,983 I was thinking I might set up 3958 02:53:20,983 --> 02:53:25,770 a little room in Fabian's boat 3959 02:53:25,770 --> 02:53:28,923 so that I can kinda be there when the baby comes. 3960 02:53:32,250 --> 02:53:34,653 - She says, "I think that's really beautiful, 3961 02:53:34,653 --> 02:53:36,720 and I think that Fabian will need it. 3962 02:53:36,720 --> 02:53:38,257 I think Fabian will need the help." 3963 02:53:38,257 --> 02:53:40,857 - Fabian's currently at the weapons store, buying... 3964 02:53:42,390 --> 02:53:44,353 Riz is gonna have to teach me how to use a gun. 3965 02:53:49,255 --> 02:53:51,563 - You see that she reaches a hand over her heart. 3966 02:53:54,737 --> 02:53:56,412 Are those Porter's testicles? 3967 02:53:58,080 --> 02:53:58,913 She goes- 3968 02:54:00,838 --> 02:54:02,973 - I'm sorry. - Blimey. 3969 02:54:02,973 --> 02:54:05,550 (Emily laughing) 3970 02:54:05,550 --> 02:54:08,610 She wraps you up in a hug, kisses you, 3971 02:54:08,610 --> 02:54:11,373 and you see that she point at her eyes, points at you, 3972 02:54:12,240 --> 02:54:17,240 and places a very special Hunter's Mark on you. 3973 02:54:18,690 --> 02:54:20,843 I always wanna be able to reach out to you. 3974 02:54:22,230 --> 02:54:23,853 - I willingly fail the save. 3975 02:54:28,050 --> 02:54:32,790 I think that Fig is probably, after this year, 3976 02:54:32,790 --> 02:54:35,440 I think she just spent a lot of the year feeling 3977 02:54:37,080 --> 02:54:39,180 not like herself, and probably the most 3978 02:54:39,180 --> 02:54:42,510 she felt like herself was when she finally went back to Hell 3979 02:54:42,510 --> 02:54:44,130 and started writing music. 3980 02:54:44,130 --> 02:54:48,690 So I think she looks at her track list 3981 02:54:48,690 --> 02:54:50,937 and sees "Straight A Dropout", 3982 02:54:52,593 --> 02:54:57,593 and I think she's gonna go spend some time in Hell 3983 02:54:57,630 --> 02:55:00,243 and consider that maybe, 3984 02:55:01,440 --> 02:55:06,440 maybe the academic path isn't necessarily for her, 3985 02:55:06,510 --> 02:55:08,250 and that maybe she was just doing this 3986 02:55:08,250 --> 02:55:10,650 because she wanted to hang out with her friends, 3987 02:55:12,360 --> 02:55:17,250 and maybe she can just trust 3988 02:55:17,250 --> 02:55:19,650 that they'll be friends outside of school. 3989 02:55:19,650 --> 02:55:22,893 - In Hell, Arthur Aguefort appears to you. 3990 02:55:25,260 --> 02:55:28,503 You see he says, "Ms. Faeth. 3991 02:55:31,050 --> 02:55:36,050 I recently downloaded your album onto my Zune." 3992 02:55:36,060 --> 02:55:38,613 - Some powerful divine magic in there, huh? 3993 02:55:39,690 --> 02:55:41,433 - Reading between the lines, 3994 02:55:42,660 --> 02:55:46,770 I take it that your time at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy 3995 02:55:46,770 --> 02:55:48,333 may be coming to a close. 3996 02:55:49,470 --> 02:55:51,240 - I think it's possible. 3997 02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:52,650 - I would expect nothing less 3998 02:55:52,650 --> 02:55:54,963 from the Archdevil of Rebellion herself. 3999 02:55:56,070 --> 02:55:58,920 You were exemplary in the Last Stand. 4000 02:55:58,920 --> 02:56:02,100 You accomplished incredible things. 4001 02:56:02,100 --> 02:56:07,100 If my school holds you not amongst its alumni, 4002 02:56:07,710 --> 02:56:11,943 but amongst its dropoutniks- 4003 02:56:13,002 --> 02:56:15,530 - What? - Dropoutniks. 4004 02:56:15,530 --> 02:56:17,160 - Oh god, you are so smart. 4005 02:56:17,160 --> 02:56:20,010 I know you could've come up with something better. 4006 02:56:20,010 --> 02:56:23,253 - My li'l dropout daddies. 4007 02:56:24,720 --> 02:56:27,030 - Okay, it's getting a little worse. 4008 02:56:27,030 --> 02:56:29,146 - Then I would say to you 4009 02:56:29,146 --> 02:56:33,746 that I respect and honor that decision. 4010 02:56:35,130 --> 02:56:39,300 However, I cannot stop the inevitable automatons 4011 02:56:39,300 --> 02:56:41,706 that are now hunting you. - What? 4012 02:56:41,706 --> 02:56:42,606 - You dropped out. 4013 02:56:44,328 --> 02:56:46,830 They will find you, anywhere in this multiverse. 4014 02:56:46,830 --> 02:56:48,240 I cannot stop them. 4015 02:56:48,240 --> 02:56:50,070 - Well, I'm very charming. 4016 02:56:50,070 --> 02:56:52,230 It's likely that if they come down here, 4017 02:56:52,230 --> 02:56:53,970 they'll end up working for me. 4018 02:56:53,970 --> 02:56:56,287 - You see Rip looks over and says, 4019 02:56:56,287 --> 02:56:59,157 "Okay, we're good for Complicated Women 67." 4020 02:57:00,480 --> 02:57:02,970 - Okay, right now, we are doing a podcast. 4021 02:57:02,970 --> 02:57:05,100 Please don't hold that against me. 4022 02:57:05,100 --> 02:57:06,600 - Aguefort says, "I never do." 4023 02:57:09,240 --> 02:57:11,737 Ayda, alongside her father, goes, 4024 02:57:11,737 --> 02:57:14,640 "I work full time at Compass Points. 4025 02:57:14,640 --> 02:57:19,020 Would be nice to have a partner who also was working. 4026 02:57:19,020 --> 02:57:23,070 You are a successful record label executive and devil." 4027 02:57:23,070 --> 02:57:23,970 - Yeah. 4028 02:57:23,970 --> 02:57:26,460 - Ayda starts casting a Gate spell 4029 02:57:26,460 --> 02:57:28,650 to connect the Bottomless Pit with Leviathan. 4030 02:57:28,650 --> 02:57:30,600 - You, with all your academic pursuits, 4031 02:57:30,600 --> 02:57:32,730 you wouldn't think less of me if I dropped out? 4032 02:57:32,730 --> 02:57:34,630 - You see Ayda looks and you and says, 4033 02:57:35,819 --> 02:57:40,819 "Learning is the greatest pastime that there can be. 4034 02:57:40,920 --> 02:57:43,050 It is all of our gift. 4035 02:57:43,050 --> 02:57:44,790 It exists within and without 4036 02:57:44,790 --> 02:57:47,400 every school and academic institution. 4037 02:57:47,400 --> 02:57:49,680 Learning no more belongs to academia 4038 02:57:49,680 --> 02:57:53,460 than joy belongs to recreation facilities. 4039 02:57:53,460 --> 02:57:54,720 They are dedicated to a thing 4040 02:57:54,720 --> 02:57:57,840 that exists in all places, and with all people." 4041 02:57:57,840 --> 02:57:58,673 - Hell yeah. 4042 02:57:59,700 --> 02:58:03,030 - Does Rip have to be here, or can we have privacy? 4043 02:58:03,030 --> 02:58:06,228 - Rip, it's hot tub time! 4044 02:58:07,710 --> 02:58:10,530 - Rip goes, "All right. I'll get on out." 4045 02:58:10,530 --> 02:58:11,640 You see he goes, "By the way, 4046 02:58:11,640 --> 02:58:13,290 you're not gonna wanna go in the main hot tub. 4047 02:58:13,290 --> 02:58:15,305 Baby and Baby Baby and Baby Baby Baby 4048 02:58:15,305 --> 02:58:18,630 and Baby Baby Baby Baby- - They're multiplying, okay? 4049 02:58:18,630 --> 02:58:21,993 Baby has what Adaine wants with her Simulacrum. 4050 02:58:23,850 --> 02:58:28,050 - From there, you see "Dawn of Justice" posters all over, 4051 02:58:28,050 --> 02:58:31,440 big multi-platinum records, and we fade from there 4052 02:58:31,440 --> 02:58:34,860 all the way back to the Aguefort gymnasium 4053 02:58:34,860 --> 02:58:37,293 for something you don't see. 4054 02:58:38,670 --> 02:58:43,203 A Banishment spell ending, and Buddy Dawn steps out. 4055 02:58:44,250 --> 02:58:46,710 Golly! Where is everybody? 4056 02:58:46,710 --> 02:58:50,520 You see he looks down and says, "Bakarath? 4057 02:58:50,520 --> 02:58:52,920 Can you hear me, Bakarath?" 4058 02:58:52,920 --> 02:58:56,520 And a nascent divinity, 4059 02:58:56,520 --> 02:59:00,330 a brand new god with one true believer, appears. 4060 02:59:00,330 --> 02:59:03,423 (squeaky voice) I am Bakarath, god of rage! 4061 02:59:04,867 --> 02:59:06,660 Bakarath, reach out. 4062 02:59:06,660 --> 02:59:10,770 Call to your divine champion, that you may send them forth, 4063 02:59:10,770 --> 02:59:12,540 and I may preach in their name. 4064 02:59:12,540 --> 02:59:16,398 You need a right hand, a fiend, 4065 02:59:16,398 --> 02:59:18,473 much like Bakur of old. 4066 02:59:18,473 --> 02:59:21,510 You see this tiny little baby god goes (squeaks) 4067 02:59:21,510 --> 02:59:23,431 and a shadow lengthens. 4068 02:59:25,417 --> 02:59:29,100 Purr, as Kalina appears. 4069 02:59:29,100 --> 02:59:32,130 Buddy, we gotta get the fuck out of here. 4070 02:59:32,130 --> 02:59:33,870 They are coming for us. 4071 02:59:33,870 --> 02:59:37,508 Your grandfather is not gonna fucking believe this. 4072 02:59:38,765 --> 02:59:40,860 And they vanish in shadow. 4073 02:59:40,860 --> 02:59:45,299 And that's all for "Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year!" 4074 02:59:46,212 --> 02:59:50,063 See you at Basrar's. - See you at Basrar's! 4075 02:59:50,063 --> 02:59:55,063 ♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪ 4076 02:59:57,259 --> 03:00:01,176 ♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪ 4077 03:00:07,495 --> 03:00:10,708 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 4078 03:00:10,708 --> 03:00:13,375 ♪ Hey, let's go ♪