1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,257 - [Brennan] A list of the topics, themes, 2 00:00:02,257 --> 00:00:03,967 and subject matter featured in this episode 3 00:00:03,967 --> 00:00:06,260 has been included in the video description. 4 00:00:08,951 --> 00:00:12,701 (radical action movie music) 5 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:17,050 (helicopter blades chopping) 6 00:00:18,136 --> 00:00:19,469 (impact resounds) 7 00:00:22,496 --> 00:00:25,996 (wind whistling) 8 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:28,548 (epic explosion) 9 00:00:30,672 --> 00:00:32,138 (car engine revving) 10 00:00:35,489 --> 00:00:38,356 (distorted laughter) 11 00:00:39,486 --> 00:00:41,269 (fuses sizzling) 12 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:44,989 (keyboard keys clacking) 13 00:00:48,528 --> 00:00:52,028 (lasers zapping) 14 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,998 (epic explosion pounds) 15 00:00:57,998 --> 00:00:59,314 (car engine revving) 16 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,287 (glass shatters as radical music continues) 17 00:01:03,287 --> 00:01:05,945 (bomb beeping) 18 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,359 (helicopter blades chopping air) 19 00:01:14,472 --> 00:01:17,972 (radical music continues) 20 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,350 (action music fades) 21 00:01:25,983 --> 00:01:27,713 - Hello, one and all! 22 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:28,617 Welcome to another thrilling episode 23 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:31,657 of "Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up!" 24 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:33,217 I'm your humble game master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 25 00:01:33,217 --> 00:01:35,497 With me, as always, are our Amazing Action Heroes. 26 00:01:35,497 --> 00:01:37,355 Say hi, Amazing Action Heroes! 27 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:39,577 - [Players] Hi, Amazing Action Heroes! 28 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,787 - Last we left off, we were throwing down 29 00:01:42,787 --> 00:01:47,347 at the Deluxe Royale, a premium hotel, not a hospital, 30 00:01:47,347 --> 00:01:50,047 in downtown Los Angeles, okay? 31 00:01:50,047 --> 00:01:54,397 We had a bloody battle in the middle of an elevator, 32 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:58,417 bodies flying to and fro, guns firing, bam! 33 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:01,447 People fully having their heads blown off! 34 00:02:01,447 --> 00:02:04,987 And we found out the nature of the Shadow Protocol. 35 00:02:04,987 --> 00:02:08,347 After a successful fight with one pantsless man 36 00:02:08,347 --> 00:02:12,217 running dick out down a hallway, our amazing action heroes 37 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:15,577 got back to Jack Manhattan's hotel room, 38 00:02:15,577 --> 00:02:18,967 now inhabited by one Paula, the security guard 39 00:02:18,967 --> 00:02:23,077 from the mall back in Lake Elsinore in the real world, 40 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,027 and you all arrive at the hotel room. 41 00:02:25,027 --> 00:02:27,697 You opened up, got your d20 Tech check 42 00:02:27,697 --> 00:02:31,357 to unlock the Shadow Falcon Protocol, 43 00:02:31,357 --> 00:02:33,847 the program which would hollow out 44 00:02:33,847 --> 00:02:35,737 every governmental agency, 45 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:38,857 uploading all that information somewhere, 46 00:02:38,857 --> 00:02:40,597 though where, we cannot yet be sure. 47 00:02:40,597 --> 00:02:45,397 We also discovered that Damian Bane, 48 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:49,177 a ruthless commando soldier of fortune 49 00:02:49,177 --> 00:02:53,977 who has been instrumental in saving/dooming the world 50 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:57,097 multiple times throughout his lifespan, 51 00:02:57,097 --> 00:03:00,502 is the avatar of one Barsimmeon Higgs. 52 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:02,017 - Barsimmeon Higgs. - [Brennan] The old weirdo- 53 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,087 - Mr. Persimmon. - [Brennan] Mr. Persimmon. 54 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:06,757 Discovering that, you guys had a whole tear 55 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:09,190 about getting shirts at the gift shop. 56 00:03:10,136 --> 00:03:11,737 - Time well spent. - [Brennan] Time well spent. 57 00:03:11,737 --> 00:03:13,897 We met a bunch of backflippers 58 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:17,471 from the Sidewinders Gymnastics Martial Arts Gym. 59 00:03:17,471 --> 00:03:19,117 - It's important. - Who all talked to you 60 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:22,897 about Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate, 61 00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:26,467 the same chemicals you saw in that frozen vault 62 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:30,547 back at the Mercury Facility for War Chemicals. 63 00:03:30,547 --> 00:03:34,207 Now, within all of that, you guys met Reggie, 64 00:03:34,207 --> 00:03:36,247 who was the clerk at the gift shop. 65 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:38,167 There were some other people as part of the gym. 66 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:41,857 Professor Gunshoot, who was masquerading as a 30 year old. 67 00:03:41,857 --> 00:03:44,617 Maybe a 30 year old, we can't be sure. Seems 80. 68 00:03:44,617 --> 00:03:49,327 And you also were asked about the Long Beach 5000, 69 00:03:49,327 --> 00:03:51,217 which Vic is supposed to be racing at. 70 00:03:51,217 --> 00:03:53,167 Then you guys called up a bunch of cars. 71 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,197 Shaun Nitro rolled up. A bunch of hot rods. 72 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:59,767 Greg Stocks has his Piedmont Hollingwood 73 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:03,577 from the Santo Patron, and I think we are gonna cut 74 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,957 right to the Long Beach 5000. 75 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,297 Oh, also, in our previous "Adventuring Party," 76 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:11,800 check it out on Dropout.tv, 77 00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:17,110 we purchased the entire suite of La Familia abilities. 78 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:18,037 - Yes, we did. 79 00:04:18,037 --> 00:04:21,547 - Everyone now at the table can spend tokens 80 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:24,177 for your friends, if you're in the same scene as them, 81 00:04:24,177 --> 00:04:26,047 at a one-to-one ratio. 82 00:04:26,047 --> 00:04:28,507 You can also, once per episode, 83 00:04:28,507 --> 00:04:30,607 make a Tough check on someone else's behalf, 84 00:04:30,607 --> 00:04:31,440 and once per episode, 85 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,039 you can give a higher die type to somebody else. 86 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,117 - Fabulous. 87 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:37,267 - Envision now the start of the track 88 00:04:37,267 --> 00:04:39,517 for the Long Beach 5000. 89 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:43,207 You see, sort of like warehouses, industrial, 90 00:04:43,207 --> 00:04:44,377 we're sort of in an area 91 00:04:44,377 --> 00:04:47,257 that's a little bit off the beaten path, right? 92 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:50,617 Far away from any main drags or any high population numbers, 93 00:04:50,617 --> 00:04:53,647 which means as you roll around and see lights, 94 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:56,737 this thumping, sort of club lights, 95 00:04:56,737 --> 00:05:01,117 all strobing out from underneath these souped up race cars. 96 00:05:01,117 --> 00:05:02,047 The hoods are up. 97 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:06,487 Trunks are open with subwoofers the size of garbage can lids 98 00:05:06,487 --> 00:05:08,617 just... (mimics subwoofers pulsing) 99 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:10,357 You see people huddled around the trunks 100 00:05:10,357 --> 00:05:12,727 listening to the music thumping out from the cars, 101 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:15,076 and their jewelry and hair is like... 102 00:05:15,076 --> 00:05:16,387 (Brennan mimics subwoofers pulsing) 103 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:17,947 The force of the bass 104 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:19,927 coming out of these speakers is moving them. 105 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:22,447 - Me and Dang are selling balloons. 106 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,747 - It's like pure club, going out, 107 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:27,517 this is the happening scene. 108 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:31,447 You're even like, there should be lots of cars. 109 00:05:31,447 --> 00:05:35,227 Did people all Uber here? Where's the infrastructure? 110 00:05:35,227 --> 00:05:37,807 Where are the bathrooms, right? But it doesn't matter. 111 00:05:37,807 --> 00:05:40,207 It's too hot. It's too cool. 112 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,547 It's too quick, too perilous! 113 00:05:42,547 --> 00:05:44,887 And you look up as you approach. 114 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,200 Shaun Nitro, your other friends here 115 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,017 that sort of roll up in Vic's squad. 116 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,667 You roll up in your car as well. 117 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:56,317 You see this dangerous-looking guy with a ripped-up racing, 118 00:05:56,317 --> 00:06:00,157 kind of Formula One, intense driver's jacket, 119 00:06:00,157 --> 00:06:04,207 goes up and says, "Everybody, shut the fuck up! 120 00:06:04,207 --> 00:06:07,114 It's the king of wheels, baby! Romeo Chrome!" 121 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:11,527 And another guy leaps onto the hood of a sports car 122 00:06:11,527 --> 00:06:14,107 as it (mimics engine revving) revs up. 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:18,487 He's got a pure clean white suit and a staff 124 00:06:18,487 --> 00:06:23,320 that is a sort of oversized gearshift of a car, 125 00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:27,224 slatted aviators, and he goes, 126 00:06:27,224 --> 00:06:31,597 "People of Los Angeles, it's that time again, 127 00:06:31,597 --> 00:06:34,210 for the Long Beach 5000, 128 00:06:35,497 --> 00:06:36,817 the greatest name 129 00:06:36,817 --> 00:06:40,927 in underground illegal Los Angeles street racing. 130 00:06:40,927 --> 00:06:43,087 You know the rules. 131 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:46,897 It's a race within the confines of Long Beach. 132 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:51,814 First car to clock in at 5,000 miles per hour wins." 133 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,010 (Jacob cackling) 134 00:06:58,477 --> 00:07:00,190 - Usha takes out a calculator. 135 00:07:01,117 --> 00:07:03,910 5,000 miles per hour? That's not humanly possible. 136 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,717 - The body can't take it! - The body can't take it. 137 00:07:08,717 --> 00:07:11,560 After 20 Gs, Mach 7! 138 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,027 - A machine could, but a body couldn't! 139 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:16,006 - But a body couldn't. 140 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:19,610 A machine could, but a body couldn't. 141 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:22,840 - Usha, you're right! Usha, you're smart and young! 142 00:07:23,737 --> 00:07:24,850 - Not exactly. 143 00:07:27,007 --> 00:07:30,827 - 5,000 miles per hour is somewhere in between 144 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:34,417 Mach 6 and Mach 7. 145 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:35,250 - Perfect. 146 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:38,227 - The fastest airplane we have in the year 2023 147 00:07:38,227 --> 00:07:42,360 is Mach 9, so it is as- - Oh. 148 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,617 - The difference between an expensive razor 149 00:07:44,617 --> 00:07:46,417 and a really expensive razor. 150 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:47,767 - And I think, right, 151 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:52,000 the whole width of the United States is about 3,000? 152 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,057 - Yes, so you'd be driving fast enough to make it 153 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:58,387 from Los Angeles to New York in under an hour. 154 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:00,487 - Oh, per hour, yeah. Not per minute. 155 00:08:00,487 --> 00:08:01,989 And then you're just driving within the confines- 156 00:08:01,989 --> 00:08:03,727 - Holy crap, that's kind of fast. 157 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:04,560 - What's that? 158 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,404 - You're driving within the confines of Long Beach. 159 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:11,110 - So you have to be driving in Long Beach, and find a way- 160 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,912 - I know. I'm from there, I know the route. 161 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:19,327 - You make it to the end of Long Beach in half of a second. 162 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:20,773 - Great. And then you win. 163 00:08:20,773 --> 00:08:22,867 - And then you win. And then you win the race. 164 00:08:22,867 --> 00:08:25,216 - Gotta go 110 to the Vincent St. Thomas. 165 00:08:25,216 --> 00:08:27,127 - Right. - It's the only way. 166 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:28,297 - Gotta hit that strip 167 00:08:28,297 --> 00:08:32,857 right near the Long Beach Towne Center. 168 00:08:32,857 --> 00:08:35,164 - Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 169 00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:38,587 - If you enter a different county, are you disqualified? 170 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:41,287 - Yes, if you leave the confines of Long Beach- 171 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,353 - Not going to Wilmington! 172 00:08:42,353 --> 00:08:44,597 Not going to Carson! Not going to Lomita! 173 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:47,126 - Compton? Don't think about it! 174 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,667 - No, no, no! - No, no, no. 175 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,443 - Does driving into Belmont Shore count? 176 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,430 (players gasping) - The whole audience gasps. 177 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:58,321 - Did you just ask Romeo Cruise that? 178 00:08:58,321 --> 00:09:01,567 - Romeo Chrome. - Romeo Cruise? 179 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:04,754 - You see Romeo Chrome looks and says, 180 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:08,347 "Vic, I can't believe you of all people 181 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,247 would talk about driving into Belmont. 182 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:13,597 You know that Belmont is forbidden." 183 00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:15,307 (Rekha gasps) And he points his scepter, 184 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:17,587 and you see that there is 185 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:21,397 what looks like a mural on a brick wall 186 00:09:21,397 --> 00:09:25,327 that has a group of people spray-painted on it 187 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:30,327 with sort of fanged clown faces on their motorcycle helmets, 188 00:09:30,757 --> 00:09:33,337 and then a big circle with a line through it 189 00:09:33,337 --> 00:09:35,707 like no, like not this, 190 00:09:35,707 --> 00:09:37,897 and you just see it says, "No Belmont," underneath it, 191 00:09:37,897 --> 00:09:39,487 and you look and see the helmet 192 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:42,397 from one of the motorcycleguys that was chasing you before. 193 00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:43,747 - Yeah, but if I hit a drift 194 00:09:43,747 --> 00:09:45,577 at the end of the Belmont Shore strip 195 00:09:45,577 --> 00:09:50,167 and then crank it down Pacific, I'll hit 5,000 in no time. 196 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:55,027 So is it not recommended, or is it forbidden from the race? 197 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,920 - Romeo Chrome looks around and says, 198 00:09:58,634 --> 00:10:03,634 "Any drivers participating in the race are allowed to veto. 199 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:07,774 Unless all of you agree that this is allowed, 200 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,997 the move will be considered illegal." 201 00:10:09,997 --> 00:10:11,107 You see all the drivers look, 202 00:10:11,107 --> 00:10:12,577 with their pride suddenly questioned. 203 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,095 They don't want to outlaw... 204 00:10:14,095 --> 00:10:16,327 They don't want to say that something is unfair. 205 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:19,897 It would sort of cheapen their own prowess and skill. 206 00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:22,288 A figure from the back goes, 207 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,307 (deep European accent) "I wish to disallow it." 208 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:26,264 Except all of you hear, 209 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,305 (squeaky old man voice) "I wish to disallow it!" 210 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:29,504 (players groan in recognition) 211 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:34,504 Turning around, you see Damian Bane stride forward and go, 212 00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:39,637 "I think we should keep it as tight as possible, 213 00:10:39,637 --> 00:10:43,927 in the purest confines of Long Beach only." 214 00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:44,770 - Wow. 215 00:10:46,387 --> 00:10:50,587 I didn't know that Damian Bane was a freak chicken 216 00:10:50,587 --> 00:10:54,037 that was afraid to have a little detour. 217 00:10:54,037 --> 00:10:55,957 - Damian Bane turns to look at you, 218 00:10:55,957 --> 00:10:59,300 hears your voice and goes, (laughs) 219 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,280 "Never mind what I said! 220 00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:07,597 I say no rules at all. 221 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:10,207 Let's just go absolutely nuts." 222 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,857 - Should I shoot him in the head? 223 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:16,777 - You see Kingskin look to Vic, and it looks like 224 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:20,103 he's a little bit attracted to Vic Ethanol right now. 225 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:21,103 (Rekha gasps) 226 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,561 - You see Damian Bane looks at Kingskin and is like, 227 00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:26,104 "Hmm? Huh? Hmm, interesting." 228 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:28,867 - I kill him? - Is Damian Bane alone? 229 00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:29,999 - What's that? - Is he alone? 230 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,857 Does he have anybody with him? - There are 12 other commandos 231 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:36,397 behind him. And you see, as you hold a gun- 232 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:37,230 - Kill him? 233 00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:39,850 - Oh, what if you kill him? 234 00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,877 Will we know how to get out of the movie? 235 00:11:42,877 --> 00:11:44,137 - You think we'll just all of a sudden 236 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,277 know that when he's dead? 237 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,990 No, you gotta keep him alive, right? 238 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:48,397 - Okay. - It's my only thought. 239 00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:52,417 - You see Damian Bane goes, "Let's race, you ragamuffins!" 240 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,097 and then runs off. 241 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:55,130 Everyone else hearing, 242 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,097 (deep voice) "Let's race, you ragamuffins," 243 00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,267 and runs off. 244 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:01,387 He jumps into a full tank, 245 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,237 and you see there's sort of a traffic light up. 246 00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:08,467 It goes beep, beep, beep! Do you all jump into cars? 247 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:09,637 - Yeah. - I'm on my- 248 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:11,497 - We're all racing? - Motorcycle? 249 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,087 You can all race if you want! - Yeah. 250 00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:14,399 - Or you can go in cars together. 251 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,720 - We need to put adranalanalan- 252 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,340 - Into the cars! - Izzy's spitting. 253 00:12:23,905 --> 00:12:28,267 - Are you trying to say Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate? 254 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,100 - Yeah. 255 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,147 - Are any of our back-springers here? 256 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:33,222 - Oh, Sidewinders. - Oh, the Sidewinders? 257 00:12:33,222 --> 00:12:34,207 - [Ally] Maybe just Doug Meat. - They're back at the gym. 258 00:12:34,207 --> 00:12:35,557 They work out at night. - Is Doug Meat here? 259 00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:36,397 - Right, they work out at night. 260 00:12:36,397 --> 00:12:37,850 - They work out at night. - Can we see what's in- 261 00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,667 - Is Doug Meat here? - We don't have enough time. 262 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,737 It's counting down right now. It's happening right now. 263 00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:42,757 - It's counting down right now. 264 00:12:42,757 --> 00:12:46,507 - So we can't break into Damian's car and see if he has- 265 00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:48,284 - His car appears to be a tank. 266 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:53,047 - ...Quetiapine, which is the generic brand name 267 00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:57,697 of my antipsychotic? - Yes. 268 00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:59,407 - If he has that in his tank. 269 00:12:59,407 --> 00:13:01,450 - You want to see if Damian Bane has your- 270 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,045 - Quetiapine. - Quetiapine? 271 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:06,552 - Adrenanoxinil Plutonium- - Adrenakryptonapine. 272 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,231 - Yes! (Jacob mumbling) 273 00:13:09,231 --> 00:13:10,417 - Yeah, can I do... 274 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,277 I know we're counting down, Brennan. 275 00:13:12,277 --> 00:13:13,777 We're counting down the seconds. 276 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:16,597 Can I do any sort of little Tech check? 277 00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,667 - Everybody tell me the thing you're doing 278 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,727 in the seconds before the race starts. 279 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:21,560 - Okay. - So- 280 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,047 - Drive check. I'm at a d4. 281 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:23,950 I'm gonna win. 282 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,127 - Okay, got a Drive check right here. Hell yeah. 283 00:13:27,127 --> 00:13:28,507 - Yeah. - That's a one. 284 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:32,167 - [Ify] I hop in my car, and right next to me is J-Kwon, 285 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:35,467 the celebrity rapper that's in this race movie. 286 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:40,440 He's like, "My chance for a threesome!" 287 00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:44,696 - He looks at you and says, "I'm real J-Kwon!" 288 00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:47,785 - He got trapped by Barsimmeon! 289 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,701 He's the real J-Kwon, and he doesn't... 290 00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,787 He's not a different character, 291 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,938 he's just himself in the movie! 292 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:56,377 - He was going to Persimmon's birthday party. 293 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,087 - Yeah! - Hired talent. 294 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,767 - He came to the closing party. 295 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:00,600 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 296 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,835 - He didn't have an arc he needs to fulfill. 297 00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:04,657 - Incredible. 298 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:05,957 - Okay. - I also jump in a car. 299 00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:07,767 - Can I try and get... 300 00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:14,247 Is there any way I can get into Damian's tank? 301 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:18,307 - Give me a Sneak check to get into it, 302 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:21,263 or you can give me a Stunts check to jump on top of it. 303 00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:23,317 - I feel like you could dangle off the cannon. 304 00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,027 You could go underneath the belly. 305 00:14:25,027 --> 00:14:27,757 - Is this a protected location? 306 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,107 - Definitely. It's a tank. 307 00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:31,207 - So I lower the difficulty by three. 308 00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:34,338 - Uh-oh! SpaghettiOs! - Okay! 309 00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:37,657 Okay, so that's going to move from an eight to a five. 310 00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:39,487 The difficulty is five. - Uh-oh! 311 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,707 - You got this. You got this, blow up! 312 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:44,551 - On Stunts or on- - Sneak. This is on Sneak. 313 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,733 - Then I'm at a d4. 314 00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:49,837 - [Rekha] I have a d6. Can I lend? 315 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:51,217 - [Brennan] Oh! Yes, this can be your one this episode. 316 00:14:51,217 --> 00:14:53,119 La Familia. You can lend the d6 Sneak. 317 00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:55,987 - [Izzy] It's your one time per episode. 318 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:59,687 - It's La Familia, baby. - Wow, look at that. 319 00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,370 Okay, go ahead and roll the d6. 320 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,797 - Five. - Five, that's the difficulty! 321 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,027 - Yes! - Hell yes! 322 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:11,287 Describe for me, how does Usha help Paula in this moment? 323 00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,431 - Okay. - I'm gonna get in the car. 324 00:15:15,007 --> 00:15:16,747 - You can't possibly. 325 00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:18,487 The velocity of the car is moving 326 00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:21,397 such that the acceleration due to gravity- 327 00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:24,160 - It's like Usha's making fun of herself! 328 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,307 - Does a bunch of tech stuff, and throws you 329 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:30,937 a weird aerodynamic vest of some sort 330 00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:33,667 so that you have better jumping ability 331 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,337 onto this tank that gets you to sneak better. 332 00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,437 - It's magnetic. It'll stick you to the metal. 333 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,270 - Hell yeah. 334 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,387 - I thought you were just going to distract them 335 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,427 by flirting with Barsimmeon, your boyfriend. 336 00:15:42,427 --> 00:15:43,377 - Yeah. - Oh fuck! 337 00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:48,784 - A magnet-lined vest is thrown to you. 338 00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:53,012 You leap up and jam yourself into the tank just before- 339 00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,991 - It's so hot on me. 340 00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:56,437 - It looks- - Yeah, it looks so hot. 341 00:15:56,437 --> 00:15:58,447 - Us oldies gotta stick together. 342 00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:02,050 It's so fitting of your form. - You shut your effing mouth! 343 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,900 - It's hitting all the correct places. 344 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,477 - With this second divorce, 345 00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:10,657 I can't deal with you calling me old right now. 346 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:11,857 - It looks great on you. 347 00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:15,697 - Amazing. Okay. 348 00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,797 Jack Manhattan leaps into the tank 349 00:16:17,797 --> 00:16:21,277 seconds before Damian Bane gets on top. 350 00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:22,504 You see he looks out. 351 00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,337 The 12 other commandos look, 352 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:27,644 and you see that one of them looks up and says, 353 00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:30,247 "Boss, you want we should race with you?" 354 00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:31,394 And another one says, 355 00:16:31,394 --> 00:16:33,694 "That's right. We can cover you, if you need." 356 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:35,437 You see he turns around. 357 00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:39,067 Damian Bane says, "Not necessary for this one, my friends, 358 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:42,997 but why don't you head back to the choppers and cover me 359 00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:45,487 in case there's any shenanigans afoot?" 360 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:49,897 And you see they all go, (grunts) "Warrior Kings out!" 361 00:16:49,897 --> 00:16:53,456 And the 12 other commandos head out from there. 362 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:54,479 Looks like the Warrior... 363 00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:55,867 It was in Damian Bane's thing. 364 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:59,377 He's part of the Warrior Kings, that are an elite group 365 00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:01,694 of the 13 deadliest commandos on the planet. 366 00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:02,990 - Loser. 367 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,293 - I'll be sure to write that down. 368 00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:05,126 - Yeah. 369 00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:05,959 - [Jacob] I'll be sure to write that down. 370 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,567 - I'll be sure to write that down. 371 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:08,400 - Yeah, writing it down. 372 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,987 - Jacob just sees the number 12 in his head. 373 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,794 - Okay, Warrior Kings, 13 or 12? 374 00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:15,967 - 13, including Persimmon. 375 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:19,237 So Jack Manhattan, you jump in there just as Damian Bane, 376 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:22,357 boom, thuds down into the well of the tank, 377 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:23,647 leaps into the front. 378 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:27,967 You see that he opens a sort of locked compartment, 379 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:31,947 takes out one of these. - (gasps) Prop? 380 00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,834 Oh my god! (Brennan slurps) 381 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,977 (Brennan gibbering like he's powering up) 382 00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:38,407 - Slams a foot on the gas pedal. 383 00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:41,047 This tank takes off from zero- 384 00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:43,597 - Did we start? - Bing! 385 00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:46,567 His tank is going 220 miles per hour 386 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,217 as it crosses the start line. 387 00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,617 - If you don't mind, can I hop in your car with you? 388 00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:51,607 I failed my Drive test, 389 00:17:51,607 --> 00:17:53,317 so I think I tried to start the motorcycle 390 00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:56,187 and was like, "Fuck, it's out of gas!" and run to your car. 391 00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,207 - [Brennan] So you jump in this two seat coupe. 392 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,688 - Yes, please. 393 00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,867 - Jude, right before the race starts, 394 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:04,477 map me out the quickest route to Long Beach Airport. 395 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:09,477 - Oh my god! Yes. (Izzy babbling excitedly) 396 00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:13,537 - What, Paula? What, Paula? 397 00:18:13,537 --> 00:18:17,167 (Izzy continues babbling) - You hear a voice over the Piedmont Hollingwood. 398 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,133 "Very good, sir. Mapping route." 399 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,107 - Hell yeah. 400 00:18:20,107 --> 00:18:23,317 - [Brennan] As the car does that, it ejects a little cigar, 401 00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:26,107 and two little icy glasses of scotch 402 00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:28,450 come out of the CD case. - [Ally] Hell yeah! 403 00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:30,579 - [Jacob] Hey, help yourself, baby. 404 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:31,824 - Thank you. Mm, good. 405 00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:33,367 - You're about to tear off. 406 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,950 Vic, you and J-Kwon are there. Kingskin. 407 00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,654 J-Kwon is grabbing you, going, 408 00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:41,467 "I'm real J-Kwon! I'm trapped in this car!" 409 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,875 - I just ignore him and I flick on all my turbo- 410 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,016 (engines revving) 411 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,067 - Help me! Please help me! 412 00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,957 - Let's ride. 413 00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:51,310 - What is Liv up to? 414 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,449 - [Alex] Liv in Kingskin's body is like, 415 00:18:55,449 --> 00:18:59,947 I'm not meant to go that fast, or that quick, I should say. 416 00:18:59,947 --> 00:19:04,087 So Kingskin stays behind and tries to talk to the people 417 00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:06,713 in the crowd to try to suss out some information. 418 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:07,673 - Hell yeah. - [Ally] Nice. 419 00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:10,868 - Usha, what are you up to? - So I'm in a car, 420 00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,817 but I would love to see if I can soup it up 421 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:16,027 via some garbage-y tech nonsense. 422 00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:18,460 Can I do some crazy thing that's like, 423 00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:21,787 wait a minute, using my sunglasses 424 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,833 to reflect the power of the sun right into the- 425 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,757 - It's night, it's night, it's night. 426 00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:28,590 The moon! - The moon! 427 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,877 - The moon is the sun. - At night. 428 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:34,234 - At night- - The moon is the night sun! 429 00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,067 - The night's sun is the moon. 430 00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,370 - The moon is the night sun is- 431 00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:43,297 - Rekha said that to me with such conviction 432 00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:45,984 that I was like, I'm a fucking idiot. 433 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,734 - Idiot! The moon is the night sun! 434 00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:50,822 - That's gotta be a gang in this world. 435 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,764 - Okay, wait, okay, so Usha- 436 00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:54,667 - The moon is the night sun! - A crowd of people show up. 437 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,507 They're like, "We heard the call." 438 00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,727 - Okay, you can tell me if I can't do this, Brennan, 439 00:19:57,727 --> 00:20:00,907 but I do want to use the light of the moon to reflect off, 440 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:04,327 to do some weird technological nonsense from an action movie 441 00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:07,147 to make my car go even faster, 442 00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:08,230 reflecting the power of the light- 443 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,657 - It's lunar powered. - Something like that, 444 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,697 that reflects back into the accelerator, 445 00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:15,697 makes it go even faster than what the car's limitation is. 446 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,227 Can I do something goofy like that? 447 00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:18,714 - Yes, you absolutely can. - Yes! 448 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,890 You threw me a magnet vest. 449 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,357 - What is your current Drive die? 450 00:20:22,357 --> 00:20:25,867 - My Drive die? It's a d6, but I have Transporter. 451 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,567 Lower the DC of a Drive check by three to avoid pursuers. 452 00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:31,237 I know I'm not being pursued, 453 00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,097 but kind of, a race is like an eternal- 454 00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:35,557 - I will allow this... I will allow this... 455 00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:38,047 If you roll a Tech check- - Okay. 456 00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:42,337 - Whatever you roll, that'll be your Drive die 457 00:20:42,337 --> 00:20:44,827 for your first Drive check, 458 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:48,577 or you can take half of what you roll on a Tech check 459 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:51,751 and use it for the drive for the entire encounter. 460 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,657 (Ally whistles) 461 00:20:52,657 --> 00:20:55,390 So if you hit a nat 20, you'd be rolling a d10. 462 00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:59,621 - I'll try. - Give it a shot? Okay. 463 00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:01,447 - Feeling lucky? - You feeling lucky? 464 00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:02,887 - I don't know. Shouldn't I do the cooler thing? 465 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,597 - Yes! - Here's your Tech check. 466 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,767 Okay, we're going to roll it. 467 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,267 Here we go. Go ahead and roll. 468 00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:09,227 - 15. - Nice! 469 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,217 - 15, okay, you can either roll a d12 470 00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:15,697 for your first Drive roll, or you can take it half. 471 00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:18,127 Unfortunately, half would get you back to a d6, 472 00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:19,237 which is where you already started, 473 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,817 because it's 15 halved to 7, which would round down to a d6. 474 00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:24,307 - Yes. - So I would recommend 475 00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:25,927 taking a d12 on your first Drive check. 476 00:21:25,927 --> 00:21:29,017 - I will do a d12. - Cool, so you get into a car, 477 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:32,980 and plug in a little port or something into this car. 478 00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:39,337 (mimics computer buzzing and beeping) G13! 479 00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:42,757 - And I have this memory of my granddaughter Lisa 480 00:21:42,757 --> 00:21:45,404 doing a little science project and saying, 481 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,947 "Grandma, Daadee, 482 00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,854 the moon is the night sun." 483 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:55,135 - Isn't she a teenager? - Huh? 484 00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:56,257 - I'm sorry. 485 00:21:56,257 --> 00:21:58,177 - I was around when she did science projects 486 00:21:58,177 --> 00:21:59,077 when she was little! 487 00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:01,727 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - The moon is the night sun. 488 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:06,007 The moon is the night sun. The moon is the night sun! 489 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:07,604 - Coming up on the screen, you see, 490 00:22:07,604 --> 00:22:09,694 "Activating lunar panels." 491 00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,028 - Sustainable. 492 00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,397 - Sustainable. You activate your lunar panels. 493 00:22:15,397 --> 00:22:17,377 So, I'm going to ask for Drive checks 494 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:21,067 from Dang, Wendell, and Usha. 495 00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,657 You failed your Drive check. You're in the car. 496 00:22:22,657 --> 00:22:26,137 - Is there a Help mechanic in this world? 497 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,547 Could I give him the Help action? 498 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,837 - That would be represented by giving Turbo Tokens. 499 00:22:29,837 --> 00:22:30,916 - Okay. - Right? 500 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:34,417 - I got an eight. - Eight, cool. 501 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:37,311 - Blew it up. Six. (players cheering) 502 00:22:37,311 --> 00:22:38,977 - Bam! - Let's go, let's go! 503 00:22:38,977 --> 00:22:41,347 - A clean little three to start. 504 00:22:41,347 --> 00:22:42,727 - Cool. - All right, that's two, 505 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,508 so eight. - Eight. 506 00:22:44,508 --> 00:22:46,191 - Oh, blow it up. - I don't have any- 507 00:22:46,191 --> 00:22:47,407 - I have one. - Great. 508 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,397 - Oh shit. Okay, here we go. 509 00:22:48,397 --> 00:22:50,377 - What do you have? - You have one? How? 510 00:22:50,377 --> 00:22:52,207 - I failed my first Drive thing. 511 00:22:52,207 --> 00:22:54,110 - Yeah yeah yeah, so you're actually helping. 512 00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:56,266 - Yeah, by failing. - That's your Help action. 513 00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:57,099 Cool. - Cool. 514 00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:58,257 - All right, boom. - I get to go again. 515 00:22:58,257 --> 00:22:59,215 - Wait, do I get one? - Go again. D6. 516 00:22:59,215 --> 00:23:00,048 - [Rekha] Because I just... 517 00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:01,057 No. 518 00:23:01,057 --> 00:23:02,107 - One. - One, okay. 519 00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:03,637 So we have an eight. 520 00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:05,257 We have a seven over here now? - Yeah. 521 00:23:05,257 --> 00:23:06,776 - And then what did we roll over here? 522 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:07,767 - I rolled an eight. - An eight, cool. 523 00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:09,187 Eight, eight, seven. 524 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,767 So, tearing off from this, 525 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:15,937 we transition into the Long Beach 5000. 526 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,457 There are about 20 cars, right? 527 00:23:18,457 --> 00:23:21,667 So you've got three vehicles on the track right now. 528 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:25,417 Jack Manhattan hiding in the tank with Damian Bane. 529 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,408 That is the fourth vehicle. 530 00:23:26,408 --> 00:23:29,347 There are 16 other cars on the track, 531 00:23:29,347 --> 00:23:32,227 all of you attempting to be the first car 532 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:33,877 within the confines of Long Beach 533 00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:36,547 to hit 5,000 miles per hour. 534 00:23:36,547 --> 00:23:39,634 Kingskin, give me a Wits check right away. 535 00:23:39,634 --> 00:23:42,067 - Oh, Kingskin. - Such a funny- 536 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:45,457 - Difficulty of five. - Oh no, I only have a d4. 537 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,290 - Blow it up. 538 00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:49,447 - That's a one. - [Jacob] That's a one. 539 00:23:49,447 --> 00:23:51,637 - It's not going well. - Big time. 540 00:23:51,637 --> 00:23:54,814 - Get that token. - Oh yeah, thank you. 541 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:57,070 - So Kingskin, what are you doing back here? 542 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,173 You said you wanted to stay and talk to people. 543 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,325 Is that true? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 544 00:24:01,325 --> 00:24:02,158 - Is that true? - Is that true? 545 00:24:02,158 --> 00:24:03,926 Do you want to do that? - Did you lie? 546 00:24:03,926 --> 00:24:05,674 - Or did you lie to me? 547 00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:08,726 - Liv just wanted to sit down for a bit. 548 00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:10,399 (players laughing) 549 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,547 - Catch your breath and really figure it out. 550 00:24:12,547 --> 00:24:14,830 Six people have been yelling around you for three days. 551 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,864 - We just watch an enormous gangster be like, 552 00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,777 "I'm gonna stay and figure things out," 553 00:24:19,777 --> 00:24:22,327 and walk over to a curb and just sit down and go... 554 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:27,367 - This day has been too much. - Too much. 555 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:29,467 - Like the "Forrest Gump" DVD cover, 556 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,837 with a giant on the bench. 557 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:34,777 - Vince D'Onofrio on the front being like, 558 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,607 waiting for someone to come talk, so yeah- 559 00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:40,507 - Oh no, no, okay, I'll approach somebody. 560 00:24:40,507 --> 00:24:43,087 Anyone look like a henchman of mine? 561 00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:45,067 - Give me a Wits check. We'll call it difficulty... 562 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,133 Finding your own henchmen here is not going to hard. 563 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:48,066 It's going to be just a four. 564 00:24:48,066 --> 00:24:50,347 - Wasn't Dave Meat with us? - Doug. 565 00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:51,404 - Doug Meat. - Dave's his little brother. 566 00:24:51,404 --> 00:24:53,167 - [Brennan] Oh yeah, Doug Meat is with you. 567 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,730 - Oh, okay. Still roll? 568 00:24:56,683 --> 00:24:58,431 It's a three. 569 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,817 - A three is not a four, so that'll be a failure. 570 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:01,717 - All right. 571 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:02,850 - [Brennan] Go ahead and take a Turbo Token. 572 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:03,683 - Do you have a little guy? 573 00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:04,867 - You don't want to blow it up? 574 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,330 - I'm going to collect some of these little guys. 575 00:25:07,330 --> 00:25:08,190 - [Brennan] Some little guys! 576 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:10,788 - Yeah, I'm gonna take some more guys. 577 00:25:10,788 --> 00:25:13,617 Okay, so I don't know if I see- 578 00:25:13,617 --> 00:25:17,967 - 20 cars peel out of here going faster than you've... 579 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:23,947 Vic's car is out in front, tank surging ahead. 580 00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:26,347 We have Greg Stocks's car, which is keeping pace, 581 00:25:26,347 --> 00:25:28,537 this Moonrider lunar car. 582 00:25:28,537 --> 00:25:31,297 It's like, "Calculating lunar power, 583 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,607 10 times normal solar power." 584 00:25:33,607 --> 00:25:36,148 - Whoa, that's a lot. 585 00:25:36,148 --> 00:25:38,350 - The moon is the night sun. 586 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:40,777 - Have the helicopters taken off yet? 587 00:25:40,777 --> 00:25:42,627 - Helicopters have not taken off yet. 588 00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:45,937 - I'll settle for whoever waved the flag. 589 00:25:45,937 --> 00:25:47,587 I'm going to talk to that person. 590 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,420 - Cool. - You're gonna go chat? 591 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:49,447 - Yeah. 592 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:53,167 - You walk up to a woman who's got kind of the striped, 593 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,747 the sort of athletic tracksuit, 594 00:25:55,747 --> 00:25:57,607 long ponytail, hoop earrings. 595 00:25:57,607 --> 00:26:00,457 She's got the sort of black and white checkered flag. 596 00:26:00,457 --> 00:26:03,220 She turns around and says, "Kingskin. 597 00:26:04,327 --> 00:26:05,587 Fancy meeting you here." 598 00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:08,794 - Kingskin, as Liv, is like, "Oh! I like your hair." 599 00:26:09,727 --> 00:26:12,187 - What? - Anyways, I was wondering- 600 00:26:12,187 --> 00:26:13,682 - It's over between us, Kingskin. 601 00:26:13,682 --> 00:26:14,672 (Rekha gasps) - Oh. 602 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:17,587 - I got that energy. I was like, this is ex energy. 603 00:26:17,587 --> 00:26:18,420 - Oh. 604 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,255 - I'm not dancing at your club anymore. 605 00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:21,647 (Rekha gasps) I'm a mechanic now. 606 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,797 - Oh. - I took over my father's shop 607 00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:26,287 after he got killed by some gang, 608 00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:28,165 and I'll find out who it was. (Rekha gasps) 609 00:26:28,165 --> 00:26:31,600 - Huh. Okay, well, let me just remember that. 610 00:26:32,497 --> 00:26:34,567 Didn't even ask a question yet. 611 00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:36,110 - What's your question you want to ask me? 612 00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:39,250 - I was gonna ask if you knew anything about Damian Bane. 613 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,827 - Damian Bane? 614 00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:43,870 It's over between me and him. 615 00:26:45,658 --> 00:26:48,676 - She be datin'! - She is getting her toes wet! 616 00:26:48,676 --> 00:26:50,857 - Gotta get in these streets for love. 617 00:26:50,857 --> 00:26:52,147 - [Brennan] You see that Romeo Chrome 618 00:26:52,147 --> 00:26:53,922 crosses his arms like this and goes like- 619 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:56,050 - She fucked Barsimmeon. 620 00:26:57,217 --> 00:27:01,237 - I wouldn't try it with Liana. Not again, Kingskin. 621 00:27:01,237 --> 00:27:03,517 She's part of the Diesel family. 622 00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:07,867 They're old car crime blood here in Los Angeles. 623 00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:11,587 - Okay, well, how about you? What are you a part of? 624 00:27:11,587 --> 00:27:14,467 - What? - What are you a part of? 625 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,967 - I'm the king of wheels. 626 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,737 That guy said it when I jumped up on the hood. 627 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,197 - Sorry, I'm just trying to- - This person's not racing? 628 00:27:20,197 --> 00:27:21,577 They were just making announcements? 629 00:27:21,577 --> 00:27:23,757 - Romeo Chrome- - King of wheels. 630 00:27:23,757 --> 00:27:25,592 - ...is not racing? - [Alex] King of wheels? 631 00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:27,577 - No, Romeo Chrome is holding... 632 00:27:27,577 --> 00:27:29,408 The king is not one of the knights! 633 00:27:29,408 --> 00:27:30,465 - Diesel family. - You sit at the head 634 00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:31,567 of the table, you send the knights out. 635 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,737 - King doesn't fight in the army, right? 636 00:27:32,737 --> 00:27:33,847 - Yeah, exactly. 637 00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:37,027 Liana Diesel walks away, but you see that she walks 638 00:27:37,027 --> 00:27:42,027 over to a figure, off into sort of the corners. 639 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,217 You see that there's this skinny-looking, 640 00:27:45,217 --> 00:27:49,777 got black jeans, black hoodie, ski mask on, 641 00:27:49,777 --> 00:27:51,547 and you see that she goes over to talk to him, 642 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:54,187 and he's got a duffel bag over his shoulder, 643 00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,287 and she exchanges a couple words with him. 644 00:27:56,287 --> 00:28:00,577 He nods, and you see that he sort of walks out, 645 00:28:00,577 --> 00:28:03,547 clicks his heels together, and two little wheelies 646 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:05,587 sort of pop out of his sneakers and he begins to- 647 00:28:05,587 --> 00:28:07,130 - The king of wheels. 648 00:28:07,130 --> 00:28:09,787 - ...wheelie down the racetrack. 649 00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:12,457 - That guy's gonna go 5,000 miles per hour? 650 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:15,390 - He's racing himself. - The duffel! The duffel! 651 00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:17,557 - Yeah, Kingskin, is there anything else 652 00:28:17,557 --> 00:28:18,390 that you do in this moment? 653 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:20,737 - I would like to go for the duffel. 654 00:28:20,737 --> 00:28:22,267 - You're just going to start running after the guy. 655 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,827 - Oh, he's got the duffel. 656 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:24,757 He's running with it. 657 00:28:24,757 --> 00:28:27,067 He didn't leave it behind. - Yeah, he's skating away 658 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:28,567 with the duffel bag over his shoulder. 659 00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:31,687 - He's on Heelys. - Which are not fast. 660 00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:34,357 - Can I get Doug Meat to go after him? 661 00:28:34,357 --> 00:28:35,384 - [Brennan] Doug Meat looks over and says, 662 00:28:35,384 --> 00:28:36,847 "What do you want, boss?" 663 00:28:36,847 --> 00:28:39,607 - Do me a favor and go after that guy. 664 00:28:39,607 --> 00:28:41,647 - Yeah, it's not even a favor. I'm happy to do it. 665 00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:43,897 - Oh, okay, well, I appreciate it either way. 666 00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:45,157 - Great, you want me to get the guy 667 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,449 who's going away on the Heelys? 668 00:28:46,449 --> 00:28:49,630 - Yeah, I think maybe we keep this conversation shorter. 669 00:28:51,592 --> 00:28:54,217 - Oh my god! 670 00:28:55,427 --> 00:28:57,607 - Okay. - I'm so sorry, Doug. 671 00:28:57,607 --> 00:28:58,987 - Doug Meat's going to roll a Stunts check. 672 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,240 - You feel bad, but yet you've done it. 673 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,998 - But Doug needs to self-regulate. 674 00:29:02,998 --> 00:29:05,901 He cannot rely on Kingskin for validation all the time. 675 00:29:05,901 --> 00:29:08,047 - It was just urgency in this situation, 676 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,027 and Doug didn't seem to understand! 677 00:29:10,027 --> 00:29:13,177 - That was the most brutal thing I've ever heard in my life. 678 00:29:13,177 --> 00:29:16,507 - You see Doug Meat takes off running 679 00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:19,447 as the guy Heely skates away and just starts to sprint 680 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:21,367 down the middle of the road here in Long Beach 681 00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:23,167 away from this giant party. - His tears flying. 682 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:25,777 - I think you look around. It seems like a happening party. 683 00:29:25,777 --> 00:29:28,147 You know, there's food carts. You could get street corn. 684 00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:30,276 - Yeah, I think- - [Jacob] Elote! 685 00:29:30,276 --> 00:29:31,501 - Elote! Yeah, there you go! 686 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:33,907 - I think now, Kingskin does feel bad, 687 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,280 and goes to sit on the curb for a little bit. 688 00:29:37,704 --> 00:29:40,117 - Hey. Hey, Kingskin? 689 00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:42,419 Just go ahead and take a Turbo Token. 690 00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,506 (players clapping and laughing) 691 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:46,022 - So sad. - Go ahead and grab one. 692 00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:48,937 - [Jacob] A pity token. - An emotional Turbo Token. 693 00:29:48,937 --> 00:29:51,847 - Emotional. We cut back to the race, baby! 694 00:29:51,847 --> 00:29:54,187 So we had an eight, an eight, and a seven. 695 00:29:54,187 --> 00:29:57,907 We are now going to roll for Damian. 696 00:29:57,907 --> 00:29:59,587 I'm going to let you know right now, 697 00:29:59,587 --> 00:30:04,587 Damian Bane subtracts five from the difficulty of all rolls. 698 00:30:05,106 --> 00:30:06,337 - Because of the- - Because of the Quetiapine? 699 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,447 - Yeah, totally. - Latuda. 700 00:30:09,447 --> 00:30:12,417 - So. The Latuda! - Because of the Latuda! 701 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:13,537 - So let's see what he gets. 702 00:30:13,537 --> 00:30:14,707 So his difficulty he's trying to beat 703 00:30:14,707 --> 00:30:15,937 with those eights and sevens is just, 704 00:30:15,937 --> 00:30:17,977 he needs to beat a three. 705 00:30:17,977 --> 00:30:20,080 That's a nine, so- 706 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,877 - Okay, let me ask you something. 707 00:30:21,877 --> 00:30:24,437 - Yeah-huh? - He's driving a tank. 708 00:30:24,437 --> 00:30:26,587 - Yeah. - That don't go fast. 709 00:30:26,587 --> 00:30:28,567 - This tank is going 400 miles an hour. 710 00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:33,430 - Okay, and that's because he drank green- 711 00:30:34,297 --> 00:30:37,417 - Did the tank drink green something? 712 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:40,657 - When you are good at driving, 713 00:30:40,657 --> 00:30:43,437 your vehicle goes faster. - Yeah. 714 00:30:43,437 --> 00:30:44,437 - Got it. - Got it, yeah. 715 00:30:44,437 --> 00:30:46,897 - Do I see where he take it out of? 716 00:30:46,897 --> 00:30:50,017 - Yes, he had a locked compartment. 717 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:53,467 He took a swig, put it back, and clicked it back shut again. 718 00:30:53,467 --> 00:30:54,697 - Okay. - But it's in front of him. 719 00:30:54,697 --> 00:30:56,887 You're behind him. You're concealed with a Sneak check. 720 00:30:56,887 --> 00:31:00,194 You see Damian driving as he's going through, and he goes, 721 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:04,537 "Hitting 5,000 miles per hour should be trivial, 722 00:31:04,537 --> 00:31:06,337 nothing more than a cakewalk, 723 00:31:06,337 --> 00:31:09,634 as long as I can go straight through the buildings!" 724 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,637 And he's looking to sort of, 725 00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,216 everyone has their different strategy for this, 726 00:31:14,216 --> 00:31:16,447 and his strategy is, he's going to pick up enough speed 727 00:31:16,447 --> 00:31:19,357 that the structures in the neighborhood 728 00:31:19,357 --> 00:31:22,057 will not slow down his tank's movement. 729 00:31:22,057 --> 00:31:24,067 Jack, what are you doing in this moment in the tank? 730 00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:26,227 - I'm going to try and get in that drawer. 731 00:31:26,227 --> 00:31:28,115 - Okay, because it's right next to him, 732 00:31:28,115 --> 00:31:31,357 and you're in this cramped interior of a tank, 733 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:36,357 this is going to be a Sneak 10. 734 00:31:36,817 --> 00:31:37,897 - Double blow up. - Three. 735 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,787 - No! - Do you have a little guy? 736 00:31:39,787 --> 00:31:40,717 - No. 737 00:31:40,717 --> 00:31:42,187 - We would have to be in the- - We need to be present? 738 00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:44,557 - Take a Turbo Token. - All right, you got a token. 739 00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:46,394 - Does he see me? - Yes, Damian Bane- 740 00:31:46,394 --> 00:31:48,677 - I'm going to punch him in the head with my gun. 741 00:31:48,677 --> 00:31:52,387 - Okay, go ahead, give me a Brawl check. 742 00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:55,429 - Not Weapons? - Yeah, give me Weapons. 743 00:31:55,429 --> 00:31:56,262 - Okay. 744 00:31:58,297 --> 00:31:59,320 What did you want? 745 00:32:00,343 --> 00:32:02,497 - A Weapons check. - What did you fucking want? 746 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:05,084 - Did my makeup fall off? - Your makeup fall off? 747 00:32:05,084 --> 00:32:07,417 - He rolled an 18 on his Tough check. 748 00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:09,047 - [Ally] No, you look great. - Okay. 749 00:32:09,047 --> 00:32:11,380 - So what did you roll on your Weapons check? 750 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:13,891 - Three. 751 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,547 - Okay, you rolled a three. Okay, so you- 752 00:32:17,547 --> 00:32:18,774 - What did you want? 753 00:32:18,774 --> 00:32:21,277 - So you sneak up, fiddling around, 754 00:32:21,277 --> 00:32:24,397 and to describe where your hand is, 755 00:32:24,397 --> 00:32:28,000 here's him driving, and here's where your hand is. 756 00:32:30,903 --> 00:32:31,747 - No! 757 00:32:31,747 --> 00:32:35,000 - So he's looking out here and is like, "Oh!" 758 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,917 And he turns around, and you punch him right in the head 759 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,077 with the butt of your gun, pistol-whip, bam! 760 00:32:41,077 --> 00:32:43,026 As you do, he's going to make a Brawl check. 761 00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:44,490 I'm going to need you to roll Tough. 762 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,167 - What's your injury level? - I have one. 763 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,067 - You have one. 764 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,797 So go ahead and give me a Tough check real quick. 765 00:32:49,797 --> 00:32:50,880 - Okay, okay. 766 00:32:52,182 --> 00:32:53,047 - You got this. 767 00:32:53,047 --> 00:32:54,847 - You're tough. - Yeah. 768 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:58,147 - What are you at, d6? Okay. 769 00:32:58,147 --> 00:32:59,347 - Three. - Three, okay. 770 00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:04,327 He rolled a 10, so you fail by more than five. 771 00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:08,114 So you pistol-whip him, he sees it and goes, 772 00:33:08,114 --> 00:33:12,727 "Tsk tsk, Detective, I don't think this is very sporting," 773 00:33:12,727 --> 00:33:16,567 headbutts your pistol, and breaks the wrist of your hand. 774 00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:18,757 You take an injury level. - All right, I'm at severe. 775 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,527 I'm going to try and kiss him. 776 00:33:20,527 --> 00:33:23,467 - Okay, we're going to move to what's happening 777 00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:25,870 elsewhere in the race right now. 778 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:30,733 (players dissolving into quiet giggles) 779 00:33:32,317 --> 00:33:35,917 - Broken wrist, goes in for the kiss. 780 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:37,348 - Wait, that's not what I was trying to do. 781 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,817 - The race is going to end, and the tank is going to open, 782 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:43,423 and Paula's dead body is going to flop out. 783 00:33:43,423 --> 00:33:44,256 - Kissing! 784 00:33:45,937 --> 00:33:48,119 - [Brennan] You see, out on the racetrack- 785 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:49,810 - (loudly gasps) Gorgeous. 786 00:33:50,918 --> 00:33:52,957 - Are you rolling a check on your own? 787 00:33:52,957 --> 00:33:54,817 - No, it's a check for how the rest of this episode 788 00:33:54,817 --> 00:33:56,730 is going to go, and I got a nat 20. 789 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:57,667 - Okay, okay! 790 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:58,831 - I didn't mean to gasp so loud. 791 00:33:58,831 --> 00:33:59,822 - It's already a nat 20. 792 00:33:59,822 --> 00:34:04,207 - So Vic, you are surging forward across the racetrack. 793 00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:05,677 For the people that are driving, 794 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,417 let's go ahead and get Drive checks right now. 795 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:09,190 - Again? Okay. - [Ally] You got this. 796 00:34:10,477 --> 00:34:11,576 - Six! - Nice. 797 00:34:11,576 --> 00:34:13,909 - It blew up! - [Brennan] You blew up! 798 00:34:14,857 --> 00:34:17,077 - Three. - Three for me as well. 799 00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:18,877 - Six. - Five, so 11. 800 00:34:18,877 --> 00:34:19,987 - Nice. - Hell yeah. 801 00:34:19,987 --> 00:34:21,487 - Okay, you got an 11. 802 00:34:21,487 --> 00:34:26,407 Damian Bane subtracts five from everybody's roll 803 00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:30,577 because he's on this Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate, 804 00:34:30,577 --> 00:34:34,207 but he, on his Drive check, rolled a four, which means 805 00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:36,097 you get a six and beat him. - Nice. 806 00:34:36,097 --> 00:34:39,730 - So the Moonrider peels out in front of him, 807 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:43,387 buildings soaring past you as fast as possible. 808 00:34:43,387 --> 00:34:44,775 - She's singing to herself... 809 00:34:44,775 --> 00:34:47,192 ♪ Moonrider ♪ 810 00:34:48,424 --> 00:34:51,127 And there's cloud coverage that's been preventing 811 00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:53,170 the Moonrider from going 100%. - Yeah. 812 00:34:54,415 --> 00:34:56,677 - But the clouds begin to clear, 813 00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,367 and the moon shines in all its sun glory 814 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,924 onto the solar panels, the moon panels. 815 00:35:02,924 --> 00:35:03,907 - The lunar panels, yeah. 816 00:35:03,907 --> 00:35:07,867 - The lunar panels. And this thing fucking goes, baby! 817 00:35:07,867 --> 00:35:11,320 - Tears off, tears off. Nothing like moon power. 818 00:35:12,725 --> 00:35:14,047 - I'm surprised that Usha's theme song 819 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:16,027 is not, like, ragtime. 820 00:35:16,027 --> 00:35:17,479 - Oh yeah, the next part goes... 821 00:35:17,479 --> 00:35:19,429 ♪ Hello my Moonrider, hello my Moonrider ♪ 822 00:35:19,429 --> 00:35:21,393 ♪ Hello, my Moonrider babe ♪ 823 00:35:21,393 --> 00:35:22,976 - [Brennan] I love it. Okay. 824 00:35:24,007 --> 00:35:26,797 As you surge forward, now checks across the board. 825 00:35:26,797 --> 00:35:28,027 Those Drive checks are for free. 826 00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:30,637 What are other people doing out here on the racetrack? 827 00:35:30,637 --> 00:35:33,727 - Oh, I'm still just pumping it down, but at this point, 828 00:35:33,727 --> 00:35:38,727 I start opening up my NOS canisters, 829 00:35:39,187 --> 00:35:42,408 but it's spelled N-A-W-S, NAWS. 830 00:35:42,408 --> 00:35:44,044 - NAWS! - NAWS! 831 00:35:44,044 --> 00:35:47,047 - Now it's time to take it into overdrive. 832 00:35:47,047 --> 00:35:49,867 - Hell yes. - And what is J-Kwon doing? 833 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:50,917 - By the way, for those Drive checks, 834 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:52,987 a Turbo Token here and here. - Copy. 835 00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:55,049 - So a Turbo Token here and here. 836 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:55,882 - [Ally] All right. 837 00:35:55,882 --> 00:35:56,917 - Because Damian pulled ahead of you. 838 00:35:56,917 --> 00:36:00,547 So right now, it's Moonrider, Warrior Kings tank, 839 00:36:00,547 --> 00:36:03,667 and then Greg Stocks and Vic Ethanol side by side, 840 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,077 tearing through Long Beach. 841 00:36:05,077 --> 00:36:08,404 As you are moving through, Jennifer, what are you up to? 842 00:36:08,404 --> 00:36:10,747 - I'd love to do some kind of check to help this, 843 00:36:10,747 --> 00:36:14,737 so whether I'm doing maps, navigating or I don't know- 844 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,777 - Hell yeah. If you want to do navigation, that's great. 845 00:36:16,777 --> 00:36:18,397 You also see, at this moment, 846 00:36:18,397 --> 00:36:20,827 you hear (mimics engines revving) 847 00:36:20,827 --> 00:36:24,220 and see a bunch of dirt bikes, 848 00:36:25,627 --> 00:36:29,107 fanged clown faces painted on dirt bike helmets. 849 00:36:29,107 --> 00:36:31,627 - We're not even in Belmont Shores yet! 850 00:36:31,627 --> 00:36:33,187 - Tearing off into the racetrack. 851 00:36:33,187 --> 00:36:36,007 So enemies are also sort of abounding at this moment. 852 00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:38,587 - Could I try and do an oil slick? 853 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,897 - Hell yeah. - "Mario Kart!" 854 00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:43,567 - Hell yeah, go ahead and give me a Tech check here. 855 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:44,947 Jennifer, what are you up to? 856 00:36:44,947 --> 00:36:46,447 - Yeah, can I help with that too? 857 00:36:46,447 --> 00:36:48,037 I guess I'll just do Brawl. 858 00:36:48,037 --> 00:36:50,437 - Hell yeah. Go ahead and give me a Brawl check. 859 00:36:51,607 --> 00:36:54,268 - Blowing up! - Oh, we blew up! Bam! 860 00:36:54,268 --> 00:36:55,101 - Nice! 861 00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:59,017 - Five. Five. 862 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,307 - Okay. - Nice. 863 00:37:00,307 --> 00:37:03,217 - Hell yes, you see that behind you, 864 00:37:03,217 --> 00:37:06,667 three of the dirt bike riding killer clowns 865 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,047 wipe out on the grease. 866 00:37:08,047 --> 00:37:09,127 Boom, boom boom boom boom boom! 867 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,067 Each one, bam, blowing up behind you. 868 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:13,567 Jennifer, you look out. 869 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:17,377 This guy rolls a one, so a motorcycle comes up alongside. 870 00:37:17,377 --> 00:37:19,417 As the window comes down, what do you do to this guy? 871 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:22,417 - I think I just have a club, 872 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:25,987 or one of those nightstick kind of deals, 873 00:37:25,987 --> 00:37:27,967 and I just hit them off their bike. 874 00:37:27,967 --> 00:37:29,650 - Bam! Dude goes flying. 875 00:37:30,787 --> 00:37:32,830 - Dang, those guys seem tired. 876 00:37:34,578 --> 00:37:35,527 - Vic, what are you doing? 877 00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:39,757 - I hit the e-brake to spin my car around and hit a mailbox 878 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,887 and send it flying back towards them. 879 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:43,054 - Hell yeah. Give me a Drive check. 880 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:46,207 - All right. Let's try this out! 881 00:37:46,207 --> 00:37:47,430 It's a one. - Okay. 882 00:37:48,847 --> 00:37:52,237 So, you hit a mailbox. 883 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:57,237 As you hit the mailbox, your car is vivisected in half. 884 00:37:57,507 --> 00:37:58,377 - What? - Yes! 885 00:37:58,377 --> 00:37:59,857 - So right down the middle, 886 00:37:59,857 --> 00:38:02,047 and J-Kwon in the passenger seat goes (shrieks) 887 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,397 and just tears off. 888 00:38:03,397 --> 00:38:04,657 He goes down a side street. 889 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,943 He's going probably, now, 1,000 miles an hour, right? 890 00:38:07,943 --> 00:38:09,817 - And he has no steering wheel, right? 891 00:38:09,817 --> 00:38:11,725 - But you're going so fast. - Still drivable. 892 00:38:11,725 --> 00:38:15,160 - And you have your weight, so even though it's open air, 893 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,767 the breath is getting sucked out of your body, 894 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:18,787 the wind's moving so fast 895 00:38:18,787 --> 00:38:21,697 as you're in just the left half of a car. 896 00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:23,497 You see that mailbox, by the way, 897 00:38:23,497 --> 00:38:25,747 it's got to be made out of some kind of wild material. 898 00:38:25,747 --> 00:38:28,087 It's like a pure titanium mailbox. 899 00:38:28,087 --> 00:38:30,277 The front door opens, and you see a guy 900 00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:33,674 with a full camo beret and warpaint on comes out and says, 901 00:38:33,674 --> 00:38:36,337 "Don't hit my mailbox!" (mimics gunfire) 902 00:38:36,337 --> 00:38:37,927 and just unloads on the other cars. 903 00:38:37,927 --> 00:38:40,057 About five of the other cars in the main pack 904 00:38:40,057 --> 00:38:41,797 just get blasted away. 905 00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:44,467 Moving through this space, you are now driving half a car. 906 00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:47,047 Give me one more Drive check, difficulty of five. 907 00:38:47,047 --> 00:38:48,007 - Okay. 908 00:38:48,007 --> 00:38:49,237 - And take a Turbo Token for that. 909 00:38:49,237 --> 00:38:50,917 - Oh yeah, I took the Turbo Token. 910 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:52,567 - Cool, cool, cool. - And I fired that d8. 911 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:56,047 We're done there. That's five. - Okay, cool. 912 00:38:56,047 --> 00:38:58,177 You sink in and realize, 913 00:38:58,177 --> 00:38:59,347 you have less weight you're dragging. 914 00:38:59,347 --> 00:39:00,180 - [Ally] Yeah! 915 00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:02,917 - Actually, this is an even better car now. 916 00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,237 - This is the perfect car. 917 00:39:04,237 --> 00:39:06,397 - Because it's more aerodynamic, it's more streamlined. 918 00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:08,437 You just only need the half of the car. 919 00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:11,677 - And everyone knows, all of the engine parts are on- 920 00:39:11,677 --> 00:39:13,687 - On the left side! 921 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:16,327 - You have a hemispherical engine 922 00:39:16,327 --> 00:39:18,337 for just an occasion just like this. 923 00:39:18,337 --> 00:39:19,980 - Yeah. - For just an occasion. 924 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:23,014 - Radio's still playing 'cause it was on this side too. 925 00:39:23,014 --> 00:39:24,967 - But only the left channel of audio. 926 00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:27,232 - But your charger was on the other side. 927 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,220 - Fuck! - No! 928 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:29,284 - You're listening to "California Dreamin'" 929 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:31,284 so it's just one half a song. 930 00:39:33,277 --> 00:39:34,110 - [Brennan] Okay. 931 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:35,194 ♪ Dreamin' ♪ 932 00:39:36,577 --> 00:39:38,077 - So as you're taking off, 933 00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,297 Vic, you fall in back behind here. 934 00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:43,507 Jack Manhattan, you are looking at Damian Bane, 935 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:44,984 who for a second goes, 936 00:39:44,984 --> 00:39:48,157 "Well, I'm going to kick you apart," and then- 937 00:39:48,157 --> 00:39:49,964 - Kick you apart? (Jacob laughing) 938 00:39:49,964 --> 00:39:51,697 - But takes a moment, 939 00:39:51,697 --> 00:39:54,637 because he sees that he's falling behind in the race, 940 00:39:54,637 --> 00:39:57,258 and you see he gets on the radio and goes, 941 00:39:57,258 --> 00:40:00,277 "Oh, boys! Time to launch the Apaches. 942 00:40:00,277 --> 00:40:02,857 Some shenanigans are indeed afoot!" 943 00:40:02,857 --> 00:40:04,297 Kingskin, back at the start of the race, 944 00:40:04,297 --> 00:40:06,365 you see three attack helicopters 945 00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:07,897 (mimics helicopter blades thumping) 946 00:40:07,897 --> 00:40:11,980 begin to take off and head towards the center of Long Beach. 947 00:40:12,817 --> 00:40:16,537 After that happens, you see that he is going to use his turn 948 00:40:16,537 --> 00:40:19,357 not to attack Paula, but instead, 949 00:40:19,357 --> 00:40:22,687 he launches a harpoon chain gun 950 00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:25,297 at the back of the Moonrider in front of him 951 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:29,137 to try to lance himself to the car out in front. 952 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:29,977 - Wannabe! 953 00:40:29,977 --> 00:40:32,797 - He's going to make a Weapons check here. 954 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,827 - This is not what the moon is all about. 955 00:40:35,827 --> 00:40:39,337 - Okay, that is a... 956 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:44,337 Because you lower the difficulty by three to avoid pursuers- 957 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:47,677 - Yes. - ...his 16 becomes a 13, 958 00:40:47,677 --> 00:40:51,637 so you need to beat a 13 Drive check to avoid this. 959 00:40:51,637 --> 00:40:52,657 What's your Drive right now? 960 00:40:52,657 --> 00:40:54,427 - I'm at a d8. - Okay. 961 00:40:54,427 --> 00:40:56,677 - Blow it up. You got this. - You got this. 962 00:40:56,677 --> 00:40:57,927 - [Ify] Blow it right up. 963 00:40:58,932 --> 00:41:00,307 - That's a one. - Okay. 964 00:41:00,307 --> 00:41:01,957 Go ahead, take a Turbo Token. 965 00:41:01,957 --> 00:41:04,120 You feel, at the back of the Moonrider, 966 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,145 (Brennan grunts) (chains clanging) 967 00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:09,277 as a huge chain with a suddenly, clang, 968 00:41:09,277 --> 00:41:11,407 grappling hook that goes into the trunk 969 00:41:11,407 --> 00:41:13,477 and then lances out and drags, 970 00:41:13,477 --> 00:41:16,627 and suddenly, he shifts the tank into neutral, 971 00:41:16,627 --> 00:41:21,127 and you are dragging a tank behind you as he stands up, 972 00:41:21,127 --> 00:41:23,137 abandoning the controls of the tank, 973 00:41:23,137 --> 00:41:26,144 to turn to face Jack Manhattan and goes, 974 00:41:26,144 --> 00:41:29,374 "Now begins the duel of your life." 975 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,067 - Amazing. 976 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:38,327 - Okay! From there, we're going to cut back to Kingskin. 977 00:41:38,327 --> 00:41:40,630 - Kingskin has his head in his hands. 978 00:41:41,857 --> 00:41:44,920 How is Doug's progress in chasing that man? 979 00:41:45,877 --> 00:41:48,697 - He's probably 40, 50 feet away. 980 00:41:48,697 --> 00:41:49,637 He's been running for a couple seconds. 981 00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:52,087 - You know what, Kingskin strong-arms his way 982 00:41:52,087 --> 00:41:55,357 to try to get a car and go after his friends. 983 00:41:55,357 --> 00:41:57,487 - Okay, cool. Awesome. - Yeah, yeah. 984 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,434 - One of the cars is playing music right now. 985 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,857 You see it's sort of raised a little bit up, 986 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:05,857 hydraulic wheels, the car is up, subwoofers going. 987 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,237 As you approach, what do you say? 988 00:42:07,237 --> 00:42:08,797 You see there's a guy sort of leaning 989 00:42:08,797 --> 00:42:10,387 against the driver's side window 990 00:42:10,387 --> 00:42:14,167 who's talking to a couple other onlookers, partygoers here. 991 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:17,647 He has five o'clock shadow over, like, 90% of his head. 992 00:42:17,647 --> 00:42:19,027 It's like five o'clock shadow beard, 993 00:42:19,027 --> 00:42:22,210 five o'clock shadow head, eyebrows, five o'clock shadow. 994 00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:27,097 Turns to look over at you and goes, "Well, well, well. 995 00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:30,757 If it isn't Kingskin. Never thought I'd see you again." 996 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:33,727 - Uh-huh, it's me. Look, I don't feel great. 997 00:42:33,727 --> 00:42:36,427 I'm just gonna take your car, okay? 998 00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:38,077 - You want to take my car? - Uh-huh. 999 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:39,927 - It's over between us. - I knew it! 1000 00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:42,820 - Kingskin! 1001 00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:46,687 Keep that skin in! 1002 00:42:46,687 --> 00:42:48,749 - Keep that foreskin in! 1003 00:42:48,749 --> 00:42:50,647 - [Rekha] In! - [Ally] No! 1004 00:42:50,647 --> 00:42:52,867 - I'm sorry, whatever I did to you, 1005 00:42:52,867 --> 00:42:54,247 if I didn't call you back. 1006 00:42:54,247 --> 00:42:55,387 Is that what happened? 1007 00:42:55,387 --> 00:42:57,425 - Yeah. - [Rekha] No! 1008 00:42:57,425 --> 00:42:58,887 - Hey. 1009 00:42:58,887 --> 00:43:01,450 Kingskin puts a hand on his shoulder. 1010 00:43:02,467 --> 00:43:04,463 I really valued our time together. 1011 00:43:04,463 --> 00:43:05,737 (Rekha gasps) 1012 00:43:05,737 --> 00:43:09,097 - Give me a Hot check, difficulty of five. 1013 00:43:09,097 --> 00:43:10,657 - Okay. - What's your Hot? 1014 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:11,657 - D8. 1015 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:14,587 - Ooh, that's hot! - Okay, okay. 1016 00:43:14,587 --> 00:43:16,117 - Five. - [Ally] Oh, that's right! 1017 00:43:16,117 --> 00:43:18,049 - There it is, baby! There it is! 1018 00:43:18,049 --> 00:43:22,087 You see he looks at you and goes... (smooches) 1019 00:43:22,087 --> 00:43:22,920 (Rekha gasps) 1020 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,227 Gives your hand a little kiss on his shoulder. "All right." 1021 00:43:26,227 --> 00:43:28,687 - Kingskin brings his hand back 1022 00:43:28,687 --> 00:43:30,697 and touches it to his own lips. 1023 00:43:30,697 --> 00:43:32,933 - You see this guy goes, "Aw." 1024 00:43:32,933 --> 00:43:35,100 - Weird kiss. - [Ally] Aw, okay. 1025 00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:39,817 - He says, "All right, you can have my car. 1026 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:42,779 Just make sure you bring it back." 1027 00:43:42,779 --> 00:43:44,107 (Rekha gasps) 1028 00:43:44,107 --> 00:43:47,416 - I'll leave a little something in there for you. 1029 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,249 - Ew! 1030 00:43:49,237 --> 00:43:50,696 - [Ally] Skin? - [Rekha] Yeah, a little skin. 1031 00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:53,104 - What, sexually? What? What do you mean? 1032 00:43:53,104 --> 00:43:53,937 - I don't know. 1033 00:43:53,937 --> 00:43:55,477 - Yeah, a little piece of foreskin in there. 1034 00:43:55,477 --> 00:43:56,404 - No! 1035 00:43:56,404 --> 00:43:59,107 - I just meant a little present or something. 1036 00:43:59,107 --> 00:44:00,822 - Yeah. - Haven't thought of what yet. 1037 00:44:00,822 --> 00:44:04,237 - A little bottle of your- - A little cum, yeah. 1038 00:44:04,237 --> 00:44:05,315 - A Razzmatazz from Jamba Juice. 1039 00:44:05,315 --> 00:44:07,448 - I've got a little present for you too, when you get back. 1040 00:44:07,448 --> 00:44:09,281 - Oh, okay. All right. 1041 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,217 - I'd love that. 1042 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:15,277 - Cool, you see that the other three people who are all here 1043 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:18,607 sort of look out and go, "Nice. Way to go, Simon." 1044 00:44:18,607 --> 00:44:20,107 And you see he says, "Thank you," 1045 00:44:20,107 --> 00:44:21,217 and they all walk off together. 1046 00:44:21,217 --> 00:44:23,227 He just leaves his car running. 1047 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:24,877 - [Ally] Damn. - The front door's open. 1048 00:44:24,877 --> 00:44:26,410 - All right. Thanks, Simon. 1049 00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:28,695 I get in the car. 1050 00:44:28,695 --> 00:44:29,917 - Hell yeah. Give me a Drive check. 1051 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,854 - Here we go! 1052 00:44:30,854 --> 00:44:33,037 (suspenseful cymbal) 1053 00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:37,387 Four. Explode! - Boom! 1054 00:44:37,387 --> 00:44:38,287 - Get in the race. 1055 00:44:39,367 --> 00:44:41,443 - Five. Can we make it explode again? 1056 00:44:41,443 --> 00:44:44,224 - [Brennan] Hell yeah! - Yes! 1057 00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:46,307 - Boom. - One more time. 1058 00:44:47,198 --> 00:44:49,648 Two, so that's 12? - 12! 1059 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:50,614 - Hell yeah. 1060 00:44:50,614 --> 00:44:54,787 - So Kingskin, you tear off in this guy's car. 1061 00:44:54,787 --> 00:44:56,254 As it does, you see there's a bunch of buttons 1062 00:44:56,254 --> 00:44:57,217 on the console, 1063 00:44:57,217 --> 00:45:00,877 something with a wheel symbol that has knives around it, 1064 00:45:00,877 --> 00:45:04,027 a lot of other wild technological things in this vehicle. 1065 00:45:04,027 --> 00:45:05,010 - Ooh, Simon! 1066 00:45:06,184 --> 00:45:07,357 - And as you tear off, 1067 00:45:07,357 --> 00:45:12,337 you see the Apache helicopters up ahead veering left 1068 00:45:12,337 --> 00:45:15,037 after the main pack of the cars up ahead of you. 1069 00:45:15,037 --> 00:45:17,227 We cut back to the main race. 1070 00:45:17,227 --> 00:45:19,297 Paula, Damian Bane is facing you. 1071 00:45:19,297 --> 00:45:23,917 You are in the sort of tiny cockpit of this tank, 1072 00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:28,267 facing down this towering Nordic supersoldier. 1073 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,557 - Okay. 1074 00:45:29,557 --> 00:45:30,815 - What do you want to do? 1075 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,367 - I would like to get my walkie-talkie. 1076 00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:34,200 - Hell yeah. 1077 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,821 - And I would like to call for backup. 1078 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:39,790 - So you get on the walkie. 1079 00:45:40,643 --> 00:45:41,959 - Yeah! 1080 00:45:41,959 --> 00:45:44,859 - Wow, brick! - Hell yeah. 1081 00:45:44,859 --> 00:45:46,807 - I go, 1082 00:45:46,807 --> 00:45:50,737 "Backup! I need backup!" 1083 00:45:50,737 --> 00:45:54,367 - [Brennan] Goes, "What the hell? Jack, is that you?" 1084 00:45:54,367 --> 00:45:56,181 - Mr. Kosciusko! 1085 00:45:56,181 --> 00:45:57,875 - That's Lieutenant Kosciusko, goddammit! 1086 00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:01,087 - I need help! I'm with Damian Blake! 1087 00:46:01,087 --> 00:46:03,399 - Who? 1088 00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:04,732 - Bane! - Bane! 1089 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:07,889 - [Brennan] Okay. - [Rekha] Hospital! 1090 00:46:08,862 --> 00:46:11,586 - Damian Blake! - Damian Blake? 1091 00:46:11,586 --> 00:46:14,836 - Damian Blake! - I'm with James Blake! 1092 00:46:15,793 --> 00:46:18,583 (players laughing) 1093 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,259 - I'm with Nosaj Thing! 1094 00:46:20,259 --> 00:46:23,229 - You're with who? James Blake? 1095 00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:24,156 Is that the guy... 1096 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,181 Which guy is that? 1097 00:46:25,181 --> 00:46:28,117 - He dated Jameela Jamil! 1098 00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:30,997 - Is that, I walked across an endless- 1099 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,336 - That's James Blunt! 1100 00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:38,336 - Who the hell is on this line? This is a police only line! 1101 00:46:38,535 --> 00:46:43,507 - I'm with (stammering)- - Damian Bane is just waiting, 1102 00:46:43,507 --> 00:46:46,359 completely stock still as you talk on this walkie. 1103 00:46:46,359 --> 00:46:48,427 - I'm going to shoot him. - Okay, you go for a gun? 1104 00:46:48,427 --> 00:46:49,927 Go ahead and make an attack roll. 1105 00:46:49,927 --> 00:46:53,020 - Help! Come! - I need help! So funny. 1106 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,400 - Make a Weapons check. 1107 00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:59,707 - Oh god. Is he wielding a gun yet? 1108 00:46:59,707 --> 00:47:01,327 - No, he's bare-fisted. 1109 00:47:01,327 --> 00:47:05,557 - Okay, can I hold up my gun and wait until he reaches for- 1110 00:47:05,557 --> 00:47:08,410 - It doesn't look like he's reaching for a gun. 1111 00:47:09,787 --> 00:47:11,017 - You got this. - [Izzy] Is he bulletproof? 1112 00:47:11,017 --> 00:47:12,547 - Oh my god! Is he going to explode- 1113 00:47:12,547 --> 00:47:14,977 - It's so tight in here that he's probably 1114 00:47:14,977 --> 00:47:17,287 going to try to just grab your wrist and punch you. 1115 00:47:17,287 --> 00:47:18,120 - Okay. 1116 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,990 (intense action music) 1117 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,137 Two. - Do you have tokens? 1118 00:47:23,137 --> 00:47:23,970 - He's going to make a Toughness check. 1119 00:47:23,970 --> 00:47:27,157 - [Izzy] I have one. - He succeeds on his Tough. 1120 00:47:27,157 --> 00:47:29,467 So you go to fire, and he just grabs your wrist 1121 00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:33,157 and swivels to the side as the bullet just pings off- 1122 00:47:33,157 --> 00:47:37,340 - Pings off of, and kills him? 1123 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:39,787 - This is what the dice are for, 1124 00:47:39,787 --> 00:47:41,950 is determining what happens! - Okay. 1125 00:47:42,907 --> 00:47:45,757 - You see that he- - Can I try and kick him? 1126 00:47:45,757 --> 00:47:47,707 - Well, he's going to now try to kick you. 1127 00:47:47,707 --> 00:47:48,540 - Okay. 1128 00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:49,630 - He's going to make a Brawl check. 1129 00:47:49,630 --> 00:47:50,868 He rolls a d20. 1130 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,690 This is going to be Box of Doom. 1131 00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:55,927 - But that's not even funny. 1132 00:47:55,927 --> 00:47:57,517 - It actually isn't very funny. 1133 00:47:57,517 --> 00:47:58,458 - Honestly? 1134 00:48:00,157 --> 00:48:01,387 - This might not be funny. 1135 00:48:01,387 --> 00:48:04,987 - You understand how a d20 against a d6 isn't funny? 1136 00:48:04,987 --> 00:48:07,868 - I think it's hilarious. 1137 00:48:07,868 --> 00:48:10,460 - I'm having a laugh. - [Ally] Having a laugh! 1138 00:48:10,460 --> 00:48:12,217 - Okay. - [Ally] Does he crit? 1139 00:48:12,217 --> 00:48:14,017 - He rolls an 11. - Yeah. 1140 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:18,127 - Okay, you just need a six to not take an injury level, 1141 00:48:18,127 --> 00:48:18,960 right, because you need to fail- 1142 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,007 - Oh, okay. - You need a seven- 1143 00:48:21,007 --> 00:48:22,717 - In Tough? - In Tough. 1144 00:48:22,717 --> 00:48:23,950 Go ahead, roll Box of Doom. 1145 00:48:23,950 --> 00:48:26,767 - Did you take a fail token for your last fail? 1146 00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:28,537 - Yeah, you failed. Take another token. 1147 00:48:28,537 --> 00:48:29,677 - [Rekha] Look at me. - Okay, go ahead and roll. 1148 00:48:29,677 --> 00:48:31,717 - [Rekha] Now I know how to play. 1149 00:48:31,717 --> 00:48:33,817 - There's something else in the box. 1150 00:48:33,817 --> 00:48:35,935 - Okay, that might be cheating. Be honest. 1151 00:48:35,935 --> 00:48:37,594 - So you need to reroll. - Go ahead. 1152 00:48:37,594 --> 00:48:39,200 - It might be lower. - Go ahead. Go. 1153 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,381 - That might be cheating. 1154 00:48:41,381 --> 00:48:42,833 That might be cheating. 1155 00:48:44,283 --> 00:48:46,114 - That is a four. - Okay. 1156 00:48:46,114 --> 00:48:49,027 - But tokens. (Izzy stammering excitedly) 1157 00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,407 - Yeah! - I do it! 1158 00:48:50,407 --> 00:48:54,318 - You do it. Boom, okay, it explodes. 1159 00:48:54,318 --> 00:48:55,687 Now roll a d8. - Okay. 1160 00:48:55,687 --> 00:48:56,947 - Not to be a hater. - What? 1161 00:48:56,947 --> 00:48:57,817 - Yeah? - Oh? 1162 00:48:57,817 --> 00:48:59,317 - Aren't you severely injured? 1163 00:48:59,317 --> 00:49:01,417 - Oh, you are severely injured. 1164 00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,497 - So two would count as one. 1165 00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:06,067 - No, but nobody remembered that until just now! 1166 00:49:06,067 --> 00:49:07,217 - Okay, Alex? 1167 00:49:07,217 --> 00:49:10,137 (players chattering over each other) 1168 00:49:10,137 --> 00:49:12,428 - Also, Ify, consider that that might not be funny. 1169 00:49:12,428 --> 00:49:15,656 - I'm going to say, okay- - That might not be funny. 1170 00:49:15,656 --> 00:49:18,577 - As you are leaping forward, 1171 00:49:18,577 --> 00:49:22,897 you spend two to go up one to a five. 1172 00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:25,687 As that is happening, you're one away, 1173 00:49:25,687 --> 00:49:28,687 I'm going to say that rocketing out of the shadows, 1174 00:49:28,687 --> 00:49:33,667 J-Kwon slams into the back of the tank and is going to, 1175 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:35,137 now being in that scene with you, 1176 00:49:35,137 --> 00:49:38,287 is going to spend two of his Turbo Tokens, 1177 00:49:38,287 --> 00:49:40,534 because he's real and here. - Yeah. 1178 00:49:40,534 --> 00:49:43,859 And he's been failing. - He's been failing a lot. 1179 00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:45,764 - We saw it on his face. This man is rich. 1180 00:49:45,764 --> 00:49:49,060 - He has 75 Turbo Tokens. - 75 Turbo Tokens, right? 1181 00:49:50,338 --> 00:49:51,757 So that's going to bump to a six. 1182 00:49:51,757 --> 00:49:54,487 - Gotta save J-Kwon! - Now, you're automatically 1183 00:49:54,487 --> 00:49:56,557 going to not take an injury level. 1184 00:49:56,557 --> 00:49:59,317 Let's see if you can succeed all the way, 1185 00:49:59,317 --> 00:50:01,961 and actually beat that roll overall. 1186 00:50:01,961 --> 00:50:03,504 - Big time. 1187 00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:04,957 - [Ally] Big timer. - [Brennan] That is a three. 1188 00:50:04,957 --> 00:50:06,007 Okay, there you go. - Woo! 1189 00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:09,757 - So that's nine overall. You succeed on this roll. 1190 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,857 Here are your dice. So, Damian Bane- 1191 00:50:11,857 --> 00:50:13,237 - I succeed? 1192 00:50:13,237 --> 00:50:14,377 - Yeah, you don't take any injury. 1193 00:50:14,377 --> 00:50:15,866 - And you're up a dice. 1194 00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:17,137 - [Brennan] And you're up to a d8 on Tough. 1195 00:50:17,137 --> 00:50:17,970 - Woo! - Okay. 1196 00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:21,577 - You see Damian Bane, boom, kicks you in the chest. 1197 00:50:21,577 --> 00:50:24,337 You fly back (grunts) into the wall, 1198 00:50:24,337 --> 00:50:27,757 but manage to scramble up to your feet as fast as possible. 1199 00:50:27,757 --> 00:50:30,074 Back on the walkie, you hear Kosciusko saying, 1200 00:50:30,074 --> 00:50:32,287 "Goddammit, Manhattan! Where are you? 1201 00:50:32,287 --> 00:50:33,845 What's going on? Are you in trouble?" 1202 00:50:33,845 --> 00:50:36,164 - The tank! The tank! 1203 00:50:36,164 --> 00:50:39,110 - The tank? - The Laguna 5000! 1204 00:50:39,110 --> 00:50:42,217 - All right, boys! Get every chopper to Laguna Beach! 1205 00:50:42,217 --> 00:50:43,050 - No! 1206 00:50:44,192 --> 00:50:45,109 Long Beach! 1207 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,044 - Where are we? 1208 00:50:49,441 --> 00:50:51,699 (Alex laughing breathlessly) 1209 00:50:52,897 --> 00:50:55,417 - Everyone get to Dana Point immediately! 1210 00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:56,674 - Just a bunch of people relaxing on the beach. 1211 00:50:56,674 --> 00:50:58,267 - Oceanside, pronto! 1212 00:50:58,267 --> 00:51:01,792 - And then all these cops start swarming! 1213 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:03,780 - Certainly wouldn't be in Orphanage Row. 1214 00:51:04,789 --> 00:51:06,447 - Orphanage District! It's Orphanage District! 1215 00:51:06,447 --> 00:51:08,887 - It's Orphan District in Orphan City. 1216 00:51:08,887 --> 00:51:10,804 - Use Find My Friends! 1217 00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:15,287 - Use what? - Use Find My Friends? 1218 00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:18,487 (Izzy stuttering with laughter) 1219 00:51:18,487 --> 00:51:20,617 - Give me a DC 15 Tech check 1220 00:51:20,617 --> 00:51:22,600 to have Find My Friends be real. 1221 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:27,637 - [Ally] On dial-up? - In the 80s, yeah. 1222 00:51:27,637 --> 00:51:28,470 - I believe in you. 1223 00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:29,678 I believe in you. I fucking believe in you. 1224 00:51:29,678 --> 00:51:33,007 - On a cell phone that barely makes phone calls, 1225 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,647 is Find My Friends real? 1226 00:51:35,647 --> 00:51:36,667 - It's the Yellow Pages! 1227 00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:39,000 People were really good with the Yellow Pages back then. 1228 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,920 - Can I look outside and know that it's Long Beach? 1229 00:51:43,034 --> 00:51:47,077 - Sure, sure. - [Ally] Do a 15 Tech check. 1230 00:51:47,077 --> 00:51:49,390 - No one even made you say Laguna! 1231 00:51:51,577 --> 00:51:53,623 - Nobody's been like, "Well, that's it! 1232 00:51:53,623 --> 00:51:55,023 You said it, and that's it!" 1233 00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:59,450 - Everything happening to you is self-administered. 1234 00:52:01,044 --> 00:52:02,510 - [Izzy] Oh god. 1235 00:52:04,027 --> 00:52:05,677 - There's something about holding the walkie-talkie 1236 00:52:05,677 --> 00:52:07,677 that makes everything a little more mad. 1237 00:52:09,079 --> 00:52:11,251 - It really feels like you have to say something right. 1238 00:52:11,251 --> 00:52:12,124 - I mean... 1239 00:52:12,124 --> 00:52:14,610 I mean Long Beach! - Yeah! 1240 00:52:14,610 --> 00:52:17,017 - Hey! He says, "All right, boys. 1241 00:52:17,017 --> 00:52:19,044 Turn it around. Head to Long Beach." 1242 00:52:20,455 --> 00:52:25,455 (mimics helicopter thrumming) Okay. 1243 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,747 - Can we get some menthol smelling salts in here? 1244 00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:33,397 - Okay, now, rest of the drivers, what's going on? 1245 00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:36,277 - I'm still focused on trying to hit that five thou, 1246 00:52:36,277 --> 00:52:38,377 so I'm speeding up. 1247 00:52:38,377 --> 00:52:40,087 - Hell yes. Okay, awesome. 1248 00:52:40,087 --> 00:52:44,857 - Actually, in the history of a lot of the "Fast" fan tries, 1249 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:45,690 when you're racing, 1250 00:52:45,690 --> 00:52:50,690 you always got the police line in the car. 1251 00:52:50,977 --> 00:52:52,132 - The CB, yeah. 1252 00:52:52,132 --> 00:52:55,507 - Yeah, so hearing that she's in danger 1253 00:52:55,507 --> 00:52:57,037 and they're calling for backup, 1254 00:52:57,037 --> 00:52:58,807 I try and get next to the tank. 1255 00:52:58,807 --> 00:52:59,977 - Vic, you pull up. 1256 00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:02,797 You got half of your Supra ready to go. 1257 00:53:02,797 --> 00:53:04,237 You pull up alongside. 1258 00:53:04,237 --> 00:53:07,177 What do you do as you engage with Damian Bane's tank? 1259 00:53:07,177 --> 00:53:09,907 - I push next to it and then reach over 1260 00:53:09,907 --> 00:53:14,137 and connect my car to it so that if we happen to hit 5,000, 1261 00:53:14,137 --> 00:53:15,590 it would also count for me as well. 1262 00:53:15,590 --> 00:53:18,547 - Hell yeah. - I hop onto the car. 1263 00:53:18,547 --> 00:53:20,977 - Go ahead and give me a Tech check. 1264 00:53:20,977 --> 00:53:24,037 You are trying to attach half of a Supra 1265 00:53:24,037 --> 00:53:26,987 to a tank at 300 miles an hour. 1266 00:53:26,987 --> 00:53:29,107 - Okay. - So we're going to go ahead, 1267 00:53:29,107 --> 00:53:31,027 we're going to call this a difficulty... 1268 00:53:31,027 --> 00:53:33,187 I'm going to be mean. I'm going to say it's difficulty nine. 1269 00:53:33,187 --> 00:53:34,747 - Let's go for it. 1270 00:53:34,747 --> 00:53:36,670 All right, two. I'm gonna burn two to blow it up. 1271 00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,074 - Yes! - [Brennan] Woo! 1272 00:53:38,074 --> 00:53:40,507 - All right, and then we're going to go right here. 1273 00:53:40,507 --> 00:53:43,477 Where's that d6? Hold on. - It's right there. 1274 00:53:43,477 --> 00:53:46,180 - Oh yeah, I totally missed the d6. 1275 00:53:47,107 --> 00:53:50,677 Four. All right. - Eight. One shy of nine. 1276 00:53:50,677 --> 00:53:52,297 Fuck, okay. 1277 00:53:52,297 --> 00:53:55,057 - But now you get a failure. - Yeah, you get a Turbo Token. 1278 00:53:55,057 --> 00:53:57,847 So you ramp up next to it. Bang, bang, bang, bang! 1279 00:53:57,847 --> 00:54:00,247 And start to lay up against the tank, 1280 00:54:00,247 --> 00:54:02,557 trying to wrap something onto the side 1281 00:54:02,557 --> 00:54:04,897 and fuse your Toyota Supra onto it. 1282 00:54:04,897 --> 00:54:08,047 You see that the huge, circular, 1283 00:54:08,047 --> 00:54:11,107 the wheels inside of the tank treads, 1284 00:54:11,107 --> 00:54:14,467 these little sort of hooked blades start fissuring out 1285 00:54:14,467 --> 00:54:17,677 and you just see nothing but sparks everywhere 1286 00:54:17,677 --> 00:54:21,211 as you see a bunch of automatic weaponry comes out 1287 00:54:21,211 --> 00:54:23,258 and just starts firing out of the side of the tank, 1288 00:54:23,258 --> 00:54:26,347 (mimics gunfire) all throughout. 1289 00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:28,957 Go ahead and give me a Drive check 1290 00:54:28,957 --> 00:54:31,057 to avoid this Weapons check. - All right. 1291 00:54:31,057 --> 00:54:33,030 - Difficulty of six. - All right. 1292 00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:36,257 That's an eight. It's blowing up. 1293 00:54:36,257 --> 00:54:39,544 - Boom! Here we go, d10. 1294 00:54:39,544 --> 00:54:42,850 - That's too big. (Rekha howls) 1295 00:54:45,817 --> 00:54:50,077 That is another eight, so 16. - 16, hell yes. 1296 00:54:50,077 --> 00:54:52,927 You avoid the weapons effortlessly. 1297 00:54:52,927 --> 00:54:53,797 You pull up alongside, 1298 00:54:53,797 --> 00:54:56,227 so you're flanking right in front of it. 1299 00:54:56,227 --> 00:55:00,007 You look in half of your rear-view mirror 1300 00:55:00,007 --> 00:55:04,567 and look behind you and see, coming in low, 1301 00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:08,377 there are a bunch of Apache attack helicopters coming in. 1302 00:55:08,377 --> 00:55:10,087 Greg and Jennifer, what's going on? 1303 00:55:10,087 --> 00:55:11,257 - You seemed like you had a- 1304 00:55:11,257 --> 00:55:13,717 - Yeah, I turn to Dang and I'm like, 1305 00:55:13,717 --> 00:55:16,130 Dang, do you have some kind of grappling hook? 1306 00:55:16,130 --> 00:55:17,977 I don't know, fucking- 1307 00:55:17,977 --> 00:55:18,997 - What do you want to do, baby? 1308 00:55:18,997 --> 00:55:21,650 - I'm trying to get up onto that tank. 1309 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,487 - I just press a button and eject the seat. 1310 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,535 - Hell yes. - Amazing. 1311 00:55:25,535 --> 00:55:26,617 - Okay, go ahead, 1312 00:55:26,617 --> 00:55:29,707 I'm going to say that this is a difficulty... 1313 00:55:29,707 --> 00:55:31,687 You guys can combine your actions together here. 1314 00:55:31,687 --> 00:55:34,687 This is a difficulty 12 Stunts check, 1315 00:55:34,687 --> 00:55:38,377 but you can add your Stunts die with your Tech die, cool? 1316 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:40,297 - Okay, so I'm not rolling Stunts, I'm rolling Tech. 1317 00:55:40,297 --> 00:55:41,317 - You're rolling Tech. - Okay. 1318 00:55:41,317 --> 00:55:42,877 - Because you're ejecting the seat 1319 00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:44,617 in the exact right position- 1320 00:55:44,617 --> 00:55:46,747 - And I'm still going to head to the airport. 1321 00:55:46,747 --> 00:55:47,763 - Hell yeah. - If that's okay. 1322 00:55:47,763 --> 00:55:50,077 - We'll do a Drive check in a second. Awesome. 1323 00:55:50,077 --> 00:55:50,910 - Three. 1324 00:55:52,177 --> 00:55:53,767 - Five. Ooh, I'm going to blow it up. 1325 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,657 - Eight. - Okay, boom! 1326 00:55:55,657 --> 00:55:56,767 - [Ally] Nine. - Blow up that Tech. 1327 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:57,783 - And then let me get that d8. 1328 00:55:57,783 --> 00:55:59,377 - So you just need a two. 1329 00:55:59,377 --> 00:56:00,480 - Two! - Woo, baby! 1330 00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:02,977 Here we go, here we go! 1331 00:56:02,977 --> 00:56:05,977 So, you take off. 1332 00:56:05,977 --> 00:56:10,417 You feel yourself suddenly flying. Air, your hair going- 1333 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:11,668 - See ya, baby. 1334 00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:15,217 - Boom! Up through the top of the Piedmont Hollingwood. 1335 00:56:15,217 --> 00:56:18,967 And you land, bam! Again, one leg all the way out. 1336 00:56:18,967 --> 00:56:20,632 Butt cheek visible to you from- 1337 00:56:20,632 --> 00:56:22,240 (bottle clanging) - Help me! 1338 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:26,442 - It's just a loud water bottle. I'm so sorry. 1339 00:56:26,442 --> 00:56:28,147 - It's okay. Nothing happened. - Nothing happened! 1340 00:56:28,147 --> 00:56:29,917 - You land on the surface of the tank. 1341 00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:30,997 Go ahead and give me that Drive check 1342 00:56:30,997 --> 00:56:32,597 to head to the airport. - Cool. 1343 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:35,377 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1344 00:56:35,377 --> 00:56:36,340 Oh, bosh. 1345 00:56:37,717 --> 00:56:41,110 Six! Blowin' up! - Blow it up, baby! Boom! 1346 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:43,500 - Three. 1347 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,696 - [Brennan] All right, that is a nine. Moonrider- 1348 00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:48,427 - Can I make a Sneak check to sneak into the hull? 1349 00:56:48,427 --> 00:56:50,377 - Yes, give me a Sneak check. 1350 00:56:50,377 --> 00:56:52,477 You're opening the thing from on top. 1351 00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:55,900 This is going to be another difficulty eight Sneak roll. 1352 00:56:57,757 --> 00:56:58,777 - Two. - Okay. 1353 00:56:58,777 --> 00:56:59,767 Go ahead and take a Turbo Token. 1354 00:56:59,767 --> 00:57:02,347 Go ahead and give me a Drive check for Usha. 1355 00:57:02,347 --> 00:57:03,997 Go ahead and take your Turbo Token for that failed roll. 1356 00:57:03,997 --> 00:57:06,397 It's just, you can't get the latch open on top of the tank, 1357 00:57:06,397 --> 00:57:07,987 but you're maintaining your grip on it. 1358 00:57:07,987 --> 00:57:08,820 - Totally. - Six. 1359 00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:09,727 - So that is a success. 1360 00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:12,777 The Piedmont Hollingwood whips out in front of Moonrider, 1361 00:57:12,777 --> 00:57:15,187 so now it's Greg Stocks's car 1362 00:57:15,187 --> 00:57:17,947 and then it's Vic Ethanol's car leading in front. 1363 00:57:17,947 --> 00:57:19,717 You're side by side with Moonrider 1364 00:57:19,717 --> 00:57:22,146 with the tank now in 4th position behind you. 1365 00:57:22,146 --> 00:57:22,979 - Okay. 1366 00:57:22,979 --> 00:57:25,387 - Can we say I crank a right off the thing, 1367 00:57:25,387 --> 00:57:26,887 that's where the airport is? - Yes. 1368 00:57:26,887 --> 00:57:27,762 - Off the main drag or whatever? 1369 00:57:27,762 --> 00:57:28,778 - Do you guys continue 1370 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:32,527 following Dang as he heads for the airport? 1371 00:57:32,527 --> 00:57:34,657 - The tank is still attached to the back of my car, right? 1372 00:57:34,657 --> 00:57:36,427 - Yes, it is. - So my idea was, 1373 00:57:36,427 --> 00:57:40,747 if I swerved heavily to one side, can I jostle it? 1374 00:57:40,747 --> 00:57:41,580 - Hell yes. 1375 00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:44,347 - And let me ask you, what is to the left of me? 1376 00:57:44,347 --> 00:57:47,467 Is that the ocean? Because we're at Long Beach? 1377 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:48,997 - You can get near the water. 1378 00:57:48,997 --> 00:57:51,187 - I would like to throw the tank into the ocean. 1379 00:57:51,187 --> 00:57:52,387 - Hell yes. Let's do it. 1380 00:57:52,387 --> 00:57:53,857 - You were asking what I'm doing. 1381 00:57:53,857 --> 00:57:57,667 Now that my car is here, I'm jumping onto the tank as well. 1382 00:57:57,667 --> 00:58:00,727 - Give me a Stunts seven. - Okay, let's go. 1383 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:01,560 - [Brennan] A little bit easier. 1384 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,393 because you got a full half of- 1385 00:58:02,393 --> 00:58:04,957 - Blow it up! Blow it up! - Oh my god! 1386 00:58:04,957 --> 00:58:06,312 What's that? What die are you blowing up? 1387 00:58:06,312 --> 00:58:07,973 - D6. - Okay, d6. 1388 00:58:07,973 --> 00:58:09,757 - So you got it. - Got it automatically, 1389 00:58:09,757 --> 00:58:10,978 but let's go ahead and roll that d8. 1390 00:58:10,978 --> 00:58:12,447 - Blow up again. 1391 00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:14,699 - Eight! - Oh my god, baby! 1392 00:58:14,699 --> 00:58:16,954 Double blow up! - Oh wow! Let's go! 1393 00:58:16,954 --> 00:58:19,204 - Boongo! - Boongo, baby. 1394 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,400 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! Where's that 10? 1395 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,497 - Borrow my 10. - All right, let's do it. 1396 00:58:23,497 --> 00:58:26,137 Three, okay. - Okay, that's 17. 1397 00:58:26,137 --> 00:58:29,107 Jennifer, as you loosen the hatch, you hear a leap, 1398 00:58:29,107 --> 00:58:33,367 and Vic, you land double feet and kick the fucking cap 1399 00:58:33,367 --> 00:58:35,137 off the tank. - Fuck yeah. 1400 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,877 - Let's get in there! - Let's go! 1401 00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:38,557 - And Jack, in the body of the tank, 1402 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,257 as Damian looms over you, you hear boom, boom, 1403 00:58:41,257 --> 00:58:43,387 and see Jennifer Drips and Vic Ethanol 1404 00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:45,697 land in the body of the tank with you. 1405 00:58:45,697 --> 00:58:47,380 - Don't come in! I got it! 1406 00:58:50,504 --> 00:58:52,264 I got it! - [Jacob] Impeccable. 1407 00:58:52,264 --> 00:58:54,257 - Great, okay. Okay. 1408 00:58:54,257 --> 00:58:56,947 - Okay, we'll wait right here, I guess. 1409 00:58:56,947 --> 00:58:58,684 - My leg, my hand... 1410 00:58:58,684 --> 00:59:00,160 I'm like, don't come in! 1411 00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:02,467 - Incredible. 1412 00:59:02,467 --> 00:59:05,107 Usha, go ahead and give me this Drive check 1413 00:59:05,107 --> 00:59:08,347 to try to swerve the tank off of you. 1414 00:59:08,347 --> 00:59:10,807 You now have three of your allies in there with Damian Bane, 1415 00:59:10,807 --> 00:59:13,477 but let's see this Drive check, how well you can do. 1416 00:59:13,477 --> 00:59:14,497 - You would have seen that. 1417 00:59:14,497 --> 00:59:17,107 You could just gradually start going a different direction. 1418 00:59:17,107 --> 00:59:19,477 - Yeah, because now that you're all in there, 1419 00:59:19,477 --> 00:59:21,367 my purpose might be a little different. 1420 00:59:21,367 --> 00:59:22,200 - Cool. - So I'm like, 1421 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,033 what is the most- 1422 00:59:23,033 --> 00:59:25,387 - I think, the lay of the land for you real quick, 1423 00:59:25,387 --> 00:59:26,887 you've got a pack of about 1424 00:59:26,887 --> 00:59:28,747 10 of the other racers behind you. 1425 00:59:28,747 --> 00:59:31,357 You've got killer clown dirt bike riders. 1426 00:59:31,357 --> 00:59:33,007 There's probably three or four of them left. 1427 00:59:33,007 --> 00:59:36,097 Three Apache attack helicopters with the Warrior Kings 1428 00:59:36,097 --> 00:59:38,587 that are loaded up with bazookas and stinger missiles 1429 00:59:38,587 --> 00:59:40,927 are coming right in on your tail, and in the distance, 1430 00:59:40,927 --> 00:59:44,377 you see 300 police helicopters 1431 00:59:44,377 --> 00:59:48,517 rolling in on Jack Manhattan's go-ahead, 1432 00:59:48,517 --> 00:59:51,367 and you see that one of those police helicopters 1433 00:59:51,367 --> 00:59:55,117 suddenly changes and goes into a cloaking device, 1434 00:59:55,117 --> 00:59:57,907 and begins to fire on the other police helicopters 1435 00:59:57,907 --> 01:00:02,280 for unrelated reasons. - Okay. Can I try to do- 1436 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,197 - It's the Avengers! 1437 01:00:05,037 --> 01:00:08,677 - Can I try to throw an oil slick plus match combination 1438 01:00:08,677 --> 01:00:11,887 to make a wall of fire after the tank goes through? 1439 01:00:11,887 --> 01:00:14,197 So all my friends plus our evil guy go through, 1440 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:16,297 but everyone else is trapped behind a wall of fire. 1441 01:00:16,297 --> 01:00:18,155 - Hell yeah, go ahead, this is going to be, 1442 01:00:18,155 --> 01:00:20,107 I'm going to say it, this is Drive 12. 1443 01:00:20,107 --> 01:00:23,767 This is an insane stunt in this moment. 1444 01:00:23,767 --> 01:00:24,700 What are you rolling? You got a d-what? 1445 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:25,969 - I have an eight. - Eight, okay. 1446 01:00:25,969 --> 01:00:28,147 - Yeah! Blow up! - Just be perfect. 1447 01:00:28,147 --> 01:00:30,338 - Would you say we're in the same scene? 1448 01:00:30,338 --> 01:00:32,737 - Yeah? Yeah. - We're connected. 1449 01:00:32,737 --> 01:00:34,087 - We're literally connected. 1450 01:00:34,087 --> 01:00:36,460 - If anyone, you know, needs to help me. 1451 01:00:39,077 --> 01:00:41,737 Okay, that was cocked, right? No, it hit me? 1452 01:00:41,737 --> 01:00:44,077 - Yeah, sure. - No, we allowed a tummy roll. 1453 01:00:44,077 --> 01:00:46,297 - Okay, tummy is one. - Tummy tuck. 1454 01:00:46,297 --> 01:00:47,617 - Okay. - On the tummy tuck. 1455 01:00:47,617 --> 01:00:48,877 - [Brennan] Okay, that's a failure by more than five. 1456 01:00:48,877 --> 01:00:50,257 Take a Turbo Token. - Thank you. 1457 01:00:50,257 --> 01:00:53,497 - I am going to need a Tough check. 1458 01:00:53,497 --> 01:00:54,817 I'll roll this in the Box of Doom. 1459 01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,290 - Light us all on fire. 1460 01:00:59,644 --> 01:01:00,697 - [Brennan] That is only a five- 1461 01:01:00,697 --> 01:01:02,077 - Okay. - ...on the d20. 1462 01:01:02,077 --> 01:01:04,957 I'm going to need a DC five Tough check 1463 01:01:04,957 --> 01:01:08,600 from Russell, Wendell, and Paula. 1464 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,630 - A what? - DC five Tough. 1465 01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:15,527 - I got a six. - Six. 1466 01:01:15,527 --> 01:01:16,990 - I got that minus five. 1467 01:01:18,877 --> 01:01:20,077 - You got a one. - Yeah. 1468 01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:21,847 - Okay. - I also got a six. 1469 01:01:21,847 --> 01:01:24,067 - Six, you both succeed. Jennifer... 1470 01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:25,886 Oh, wait. - Not by more than five. 1471 01:01:25,886 --> 01:01:26,804 - [Brennan] Not by more than five, that's true. 1472 01:01:26,804 --> 01:01:29,437 - But still a fail. - Okay, so you swerve. 1473 01:01:29,437 --> 01:01:32,749 The chain goes taut as the Moonrider 1474 01:01:32,749 --> 01:01:35,077 (mimics wheels screeching) shrieks around a corner, 1475 01:01:35,077 --> 01:01:36,697 going a slightly different direction 1476 01:01:36,697 --> 01:01:39,607 from where Dang is headed to, and the tank 1477 01:01:39,607 --> 01:01:42,127 whips into a Shell gas station. 1478 01:01:42,127 --> 01:01:43,427 - No! - And fucking boom! 1479 01:01:44,403 --> 01:01:46,957 - Oh my god. 1480 01:01:46,957 --> 01:01:48,367 - Fire everywhere. 1481 01:01:48,367 --> 01:01:50,407 - But we're in a tank! - Shakes the whole city. 1482 01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:52,957 - Yes, Damian Bane, all three of you- 1483 01:01:52,957 --> 01:01:55,290 - Bad Bunny was performing on top of that- 1484 01:01:55,290 --> 01:01:57,757 - Of that Shell gas station? - ...gas station. 1485 01:01:57,757 --> 01:01:59,620 - So Bad Bunny falls into the tank. 1486 01:02:01,623 --> 01:02:03,067 - Is this a news item? 1487 01:02:03,067 --> 01:02:06,457 - No, Bad Bunny is flung by the explosion 1488 01:02:06,457 --> 01:02:08,377 into the back passenger seat 1489 01:02:08,377 --> 01:02:10,749 of the half of the car J-Kwon is in. 1490 01:02:10,749 --> 01:02:11,832 They are now- 1491 01:02:13,478 --> 01:02:14,967 - Stop! 1492 01:02:14,967 --> 01:02:16,351 - I'll yes-and anything! 1493 01:02:16,351 --> 01:02:17,647 - They are going to the studio together. 1494 01:02:17,647 --> 01:02:19,964 - And they decide to collaborate right then and there. 1495 01:02:19,964 --> 01:02:22,366 - They're gonna collaborate! - They're gonna collaborate. 1496 01:02:22,366 --> 01:02:26,977 - J-Kwon's first single in 18 years. 1497 01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:29,707 - Kingskin, we come back to you in this moment. 1498 01:02:29,707 --> 01:02:31,747 - Okay. - So you're pulling up. 1499 01:02:31,747 --> 01:02:34,057 Right up above you, you see the three Apaches 1500 01:02:34,057 --> 01:02:36,127 coming in after your friends. 1501 01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:37,957 Underneath you, you're closing in, 1502 01:02:37,957 --> 01:02:39,967 you're going hundreds of miles an hour, 1503 01:02:39,967 --> 01:02:42,667 and up ahead of you, you see Doug Meat 1504 01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:45,667 right on the heels of the guy with the duffel bag 1505 01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:47,527 who's Heelying down the road. 1506 01:02:47,527 --> 01:02:48,937 You see that the guy with the duffel bag 1507 01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:51,247 taps something on the strap of his duffel bag, 1508 01:02:51,247 --> 01:02:54,217 and rockets blast out of the back of his Heelys, 1509 01:02:54,217 --> 01:02:58,177 and he fucking warp-speeds out of there, shooting up ahead. 1510 01:02:58,177 --> 01:03:00,577 The fleet of police helicopters is coming. 1511 01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:03,937 You see that there is fire between the police helicopters. 1512 01:03:03,937 --> 01:03:07,717 One of the cops leaps out, is silhouetted against the moon, 1513 01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:11,077 as one of the Warrior Kings leaps out of an Apache 1514 01:03:11,077 --> 01:03:12,907 and they hang in the air, 1515 01:03:12,907 --> 01:03:16,117 fighting each other bare-handed with kicks and fists. 1516 01:03:16,117 --> 01:03:18,884 You have to do something. What do you do? 1517 01:03:18,884 --> 01:03:20,284 - I'm just taking it all in. 1518 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:22,957 - Incredible. - You have to do something! 1519 01:03:22,957 --> 01:03:24,847 - You have to do something. What is it that you do? 1520 01:03:24,847 --> 01:03:28,447 - Okay, so the man with the duffel bag 1521 01:03:28,447 --> 01:03:31,717 is rocketing ahead of my car? - Ahead, so fast. 1522 01:03:31,717 --> 01:03:33,907 Doug is right in front of you. 1523 01:03:33,907 --> 01:03:35,287 The guy with the Heelys is up ahead. 1524 01:03:35,287 --> 01:03:38,797 You see the tank still being dragged behind Moonrider. 1525 01:03:38,797 --> 01:03:42,757 It looks like Vic's car is sort of grinding and sparking, 1526 01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:45,337 without a driver, next to the tank, 1527 01:03:45,337 --> 01:03:48,487 and it looks like Dang's vehicle 1528 01:03:48,487 --> 01:03:51,367 has whipped out way into the lead at this point. 1529 01:03:51,367 --> 01:03:54,217 There is an exploded Shell gas station. 1530 01:03:54,217 --> 01:03:56,617 J-Kwon and Bad Bunny are nowhere to be seen. 1531 01:03:56,617 --> 01:03:57,920 - Good. They're safe somewhere. 1532 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,660 - [Rekha] I hope they make it. 1533 01:04:00,877 --> 01:04:03,607 - I want to try to scoop up Doug 1534 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:07,687 and intercept the rocketing man. 1535 01:04:07,687 --> 01:04:11,047 - To scoop Doug is a difficulty eight Drive check. Go ahead. 1536 01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:12,787 - Drive check. Here we go. 1537 01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:16,067 Seven. Let's make it explode. - Boom, baby! Pow! 1538 01:04:17,522 --> 01:04:18,787 - Bosh. - All right. 1539 01:04:18,787 --> 01:04:21,976 - How badly do you- - And then we roll this. 1540 01:04:21,976 --> 01:04:22,809 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1541 01:04:22,809 --> 01:04:24,877 - That's a one, so it's a nine. 1542 01:04:24,877 --> 01:04:26,467 - Hell yes, then give me a Drive check 1543 01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:29,827 to try to catch up with The Skulker on the Heelys. 1544 01:04:29,827 --> 01:04:32,737 That is going to be a difficulty of... 1545 01:04:32,737 --> 01:04:33,877 I'm going to say difficulty 10. 1546 01:04:33,877 --> 01:04:36,187 - With Doug in the car, I put a hand on his shoulder. 1547 01:04:36,187 --> 01:04:38,497 I say, Doug, I didn't mean what I said earlier. 1548 01:04:38,497 --> 01:04:40,567 You talk as much as you want. 1549 01:04:40,567 --> 01:04:42,277 - Okay. Right now? 1550 01:04:42,277 --> 01:04:43,177 - Yeah, go for it. 1551 01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:44,227 I'm gonna try to do something, 1552 01:04:44,227 --> 01:04:45,547 but you say whatever you want. 1553 01:04:45,547 --> 01:04:46,747 - Hell yes. 1554 01:04:46,747 --> 01:04:47,580 - It's a three. 1555 01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:48,847 - Okay, take a Turbo Token. - Okay. 1556 01:04:48,847 --> 01:04:50,557 - So Heelys takes off, but you actually, 1557 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:52,237 I'm going to say you hit a button, 1558 01:04:52,237 --> 01:04:53,947 bust open one of the doors, 1559 01:04:53,947 --> 01:04:58,027 these suicide doors in this car fling open, 1560 01:04:58,027 --> 01:05:01,240 and you pull into a flip of the car 1561 01:05:02,217 --> 01:05:07,217 so that you Buster Keaton barn door on top of Doug Meat. 1562 01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:10,717 So you, boom, and he's suddenly in the car as it flips again 1563 01:05:10,717 --> 01:05:13,297 and he's across the back seat of the vehicle 1564 01:05:13,297 --> 01:05:16,147 as you get back on your wheels and skid out after him. 1565 01:05:16,147 --> 01:05:18,937 - He goes, "Ah! Hey! 1566 01:05:18,937 --> 01:05:22,327 Thank you so much for the opportunity to speak my mind. 1567 01:05:22,327 --> 01:05:23,977 I don't think of them as criticisms. 1568 01:05:23,977 --> 01:05:27,547 I think of them as ways that the organization 1569 01:05:27,547 --> 01:05:30,277 can improve and achieve its objectives." 1570 01:05:30,277 --> 01:05:31,916 - Absolutely. 1571 01:05:31,916 --> 01:05:34,900 - Okay. All right. - Whatever! 1572 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:40,867 - Doug begins to launch into a really well thought out, 1573 01:05:40,867 --> 01:05:43,657 three point plan for the criminal organization 1574 01:05:43,657 --> 01:05:45,817 that has to do mostly with communication, 1575 01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:48,667 a little bit with clear hierarchies. 1576 01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:50,433 - (whispered) Wow. Wow. 1577 01:05:51,907 --> 01:05:54,007 - And then the last is just about how people get paid, 1578 01:05:54,007 --> 01:05:56,317 and he just is like, "There are apps that encrypt 1579 01:05:56,317 --> 01:05:58,207 that I think we could electronically pay people 1580 01:05:58,207 --> 01:05:59,317 even with dirty money." 1581 01:05:59,317 --> 01:06:01,837 And you see that you take off in the car. 1582 01:06:01,837 --> 01:06:04,417 Kingskin, the helicopters up above you 1583 01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:07,027 you see are priming missiles to launch at your friends. 1584 01:06:07,027 --> 01:06:10,027 You have one last ability to interact here 1585 01:06:10,027 --> 01:06:12,307 as you see them readying to attack. 1586 01:06:12,307 --> 01:06:14,107 - Is there anything in the car 1587 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:17,677 that could possibly intercept or- 1588 01:06:17,677 --> 01:06:21,667 - Give me a Tech check. Difficulty five finds a handgun. 1589 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:24,937 Difficulty seven finds an automatic weapon. 1590 01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:27,517 And then a difficulty 10 Tech check 1591 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,267 would give you, like, an explosive. 1592 01:06:31,057 --> 01:06:34,387 - Four! - Blows up! Blows up! 1593 01:06:34,387 --> 01:06:35,900 All right, so now you're rolling a d6. 1594 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:38,887 A three will get you all the way to an automatic weapon, 1595 01:06:38,887 --> 01:06:41,047 and then if you roll a six, 1596 01:06:41,047 --> 01:06:43,777 that gets you all the way to explosives. 1597 01:06:43,777 --> 01:06:45,187 - Five. - Five! 1598 01:06:45,187 --> 01:06:46,837 - Woo! - Let's explode. 1599 01:06:46,837 --> 01:06:48,069 - Blow it up! - Yeah! 1600 01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,897 - Boom! - They got a 10. 1601 01:06:49,897 --> 01:06:51,467 - Hell yeah, rolling a d8. 1602 01:06:51,467 --> 01:06:53,755 - You're at proper explosives, bloke. 1603 01:06:53,755 --> 01:06:55,925 - Eight! - Oh my god! 1604 01:06:55,925 --> 01:06:58,749 Triple fucking explosion! - Don't we get something? 1605 01:06:58,749 --> 01:07:00,917 - Oh, that was if- - There's certain abilities- 1606 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:03,877 - We didn't buy that, Rekha. What are you talking about? 1607 01:07:03,877 --> 01:07:04,987 - Okay, so you just rolled an eight. 1608 01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:06,637 Now you're rolling a d10. - D10. 1609 01:07:07,717 --> 01:07:08,707 Five. - Okay, 1610 01:07:08,707 --> 01:07:10,987 so that's 4 and 6 is 10, 1611 01:07:10,987 --> 01:07:13,030 plus 8 is 18, plus 5 is 23. 1612 01:07:14,437 --> 01:07:16,137 - What's in this car? - Wow! 1613 01:07:16,137 --> 01:07:19,567 - Blow up a helicopter. - You hit a button. 1614 01:07:19,567 --> 01:07:21,967 The passenger seat next to you, 1615 01:07:21,967 --> 01:07:25,927 a automatic zipper unwinds and you see there is 1616 01:07:25,927 --> 01:07:29,857 a quiver of shoulder-mounted stinger missiles in there. 1617 01:07:29,857 --> 01:07:33,997 It is now a difficulty five Weapons check 1618 01:07:33,997 --> 01:07:36,517 to knock one of these helicopters out of the sky. 1619 01:07:36,517 --> 01:07:38,617 - And that's an explosive? - That is an explosive. 1620 01:07:38,617 --> 01:07:39,697 - Okay, I have Demolitions. 1621 01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:42,607 You may lower the difficulty of a Tech check by three 1622 01:07:42,607 --> 01:07:43,777 if explosives are involved, 1623 01:07:43,777 --> 01:07:45,674 but you said it was a Weapons check? 1624 01:07:45,674 --> 01:07:46,507 - It's a Weapons check. 1625 01:07:46,507 --> 01:07:48,667 It's now a difficulty two Weapons check. 1626 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:49,500 - Okay. 1627 01:07:50,887 --> 01:07:52,037 And I have one... 1628 01:07:52,037 --> 01:07:52,960 Okay, great. 1629 01:07:54,067 --> 01:07:55,995 Three. - Nice! 1630 01:07:55,995 --> 01:07:57,930 (Brennan mimics missile whizzing) 1631 01:07:57,930 --> 01:07:59,167 (explosion booming) 1632 01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:02,277 - Apache helicopter roaring out of the sky, 1633 01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,507 four of the Warrior Kings dead, 1634 01:08:04,507 --> 01:08:06,688 four of the deadliest commandos- 1635 01:08:06,688 --> 01:08:09,757 - Oh, four are dead! - You've killed four 1636 01:08:09,757 --> 01:08:11,563 of the world's deadliest commandos, Kingskin. 1637 01:08:11,563 --> 01:08:13,254 - Yay! - Yay! You did it! 1638 01:08:15,556 --> 01:08:19,207 - Liv in Kingskin's body is like, yay! 1639 01:08:19,207 --> 01:08:21,997 - Doug Meat's like, "Yay!" Cool. 1640 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:25,927 We cut back to the tank, baby. 1641 01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:29,047 Damian Bane squares up with all of you. 1642 01:08:29,047 --> 01:08:32,230 "All right, time for a little bit of fisticuffs." 1643 01:08:33,832 --> 01:08:37,657 - The juice is in the drawer! 1644 01:08:37,657 --> 01:08:39,427 - If you want to drink the juice, 1645 01:08:39,427 --> 01:08:42,697 first you have to pay the man. 1646 01:08:42,697 --> 01:08:44,287 - [Ify] Don't worry about this. 1647 01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:46,447 I'm gonna do to you what I've been wanting to do 1648 01:08:46,447 --> 01:08:51,442 to Marcus, Ricky, and Dejon for a long time. 1649 01:08:51,442 --> 01:08:54,577 And he cracks his knuckles as Vic Ethanol. 1650 01:08:54,577 --> 01:08:56,688 - You want to beat your brothers? 1651 01:08:56,688 --> 01:08:58,771 - Yeah, they're assholes. 1652 01:08:59,641 --> 01:09:01,316 (suspenseful music) 1653 01:09:02,211 --> 01:09:03,484 That was a five. 1654 01:09:03,484 --> 01:09:07,207 - All right, five on a Brawl check. He's going to roll. 1655 01:09:07,207 --> 01:09:08,647 And he succeeds on Tough. 1656 01:09:08,647 --> 01:09:11,187 You see he, bam, catches a fist in one hand. 1657 01:09:11,187 --> 01:09:14,137 He says, "What? What are you trying to do to me? 1658 01:09:14,137 --> 01:09:15,547 Are you trying to reconcile 1659 01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:18,637 so that you finally feel understood by your family?" 1660 01:09:18,637 --> 01:09:19,780 - Yes. 1661 01:09:22,387 --> 01:09:26,737 - If he's distracted, can I try and go for the drawer again? 1662 01:09:26,737 --> 01:09:28,747 - Yeah, absolutely. Go for the drawer. 1663 01:09:28,747 --> 01:09:31,870 This is going to be, with him not right on top of you, 1664 01:09:31,870 --> 01:09:34,630 it's just a difficulty six Tech check. 1665 01:09:35,527 --> 01:09:37,597 - Not Sneak? - I'd let it be Sneak. 1666 01:09:37,597 --> 01:09:39,739 You can do Sneak here. - Okay, then minus three. 1667 01:09:39,739 --> 01:09:41,710 - (gasps) Okay, so difficulty three. 1668 01:09:43,297 --> 01:09:44,630 - Three! - Three! 1669 01:09:46,922 --> 01:09:49,224 (Izzy gasps) 1670 01:09:49,224 --> 01:09:51,141 - Oh my god! Immediate? 1671 01:09:52,027 --> 01:09:54,457 - All right, so you suck down the whole bottle. 1672 01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:56,947 You reduce all difficulties by five. 1673 01:09:56,947 --> 01:09:58,597 - Sick! 1674 01:09:58,597 --> 01:10:01,887 - So, you glug it down and feel... 1675 01:10:02,797 --> 01:10:06,397 You feel like with the merest tensing 1676 01:10:06,397 --> 01:10:09,427 of your ankles, that by pushing 1677 01:10:09,427 --> 01:10:11,264 up on your heels, onto the balls of your feet- 1678 01:10:11,264 --> 01:10:12,367 - Jumping straight up without- 1679 01:10:12,367 --> 01:10:14,047 - You could jump 20 feet straight up 1680 01:10:14,047 --> 01:10:15,097 without bending your knees. 1681 01:10:15,097 --> 01:10:17,557 - Can I try and throw it to them, too? 1682 01:10:17,557 --> 01:10:19,507 - Well, I think you down it. You slug it back. 1683 01:10:19,507 --> 01:10:20,677 - There's only one? 1684 01:10:20,677 --> 01:10:22,447 - You only see one bottle in there. 1685 01:10:22,447 --> 01:10:24,037 - Oh. 1686 01:10:24,037 --> 01:10:25,755 - So Paula, you fucking slam it. 1687 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:28,267 - Cool! - You slam it. 1688 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,187 - Slam it! - You slam it down. 1689 01:10:30,187 --> 01:10:31,210 I'm going to say, Jennifer, 1690 01:10:31,210 --> 01:10:32,467 what are you doing here in this moment? 1691 01:10:32,467 --> 01:10:35,227 - I'd like to do a Sneak check to try to find 1692 01:10:35,227 --> 01:10:39,907 what his talisman or whatever we're using 1693 01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:43,897 that binds us to the world is. 1694 01:10:43,897 --> 01:10:46,777 You know, like my badge or whatever. 1695 01:10:46,777 --> 01:10:48,277 - Yeah. - Can I try to find that? 1696 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:49,987 - Give me, this is a Wits eight. 1697 01:10:49,987 --> 01:10:50,820 - Okay. 1698 01:10:53,047 --> 01:10:55,567 Fuck. Five. - Take a Turbo Token. 1699 01:10:55,567 --> 01:10:57,560 Not immediately apparent. Not immediately apparent to you. 1700 01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,407 - I mean, that makes sense. It was a hard- 1701 01:10:59,407 --> 01:11:01,297 - Is there any other attack you want to do in this moment? 1702 01:11:01,297 --> 01:11:03,877 - Yeah, I guess I'm going to just do 1703 01:11:03,877 --> 01:11:06,427 a straight-up Brawl check for a Neck Snapper on him. 1704 01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:08,347 - Okay, go for it. I'll let you know the difficulty. 1705 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:11,200 He rolls a Tough. Rolls a 17 on Tough. 1706 01:11:14,257 --> 01:11:16,340 - Seven. I blow it up. - Blow it up! 1707 01:11:17,903 --> 01:11:21,006 - Hell yeah. - Fight the good fight. 1708 01:11:21,006 --> 01:11:21,839 - That's a one. 1709 01:11:21,839 --> 01:11:24,787 - All right, take a Turbo Token. You go to neck snap. 1710 01:11:24,787 --> 01:11:26,497 You get arms on either side of his head 1711 01:11:26,497 --> 01:11:27,607 as he's holding a fist here. 1712 01:11:27,607 --> 01:11:31,267 He's going to make attacks on both of you. 1713 01:11:31,267 --> 01:11:32,884 Go ahead and give me Tough checks. 1714 01:11:32,884 --> 01:11:34,824 - All right, let's go for it. 1715 01:11:36,877 --> 01:11:39,877 That's a seven for me. - Six for me. 1716 01:11:39,877 --> 01:11:41,917 - He has that super serum in him, 1717 01:11:41,917 --> 01:11:44,317 so he's lowering everything by five right now, 1718 01:11:44,317 --> 01:11:46,870 so that's a one and a two. 1719 01:11:48,247 --> 01:11:51,397 He rolls a four, so Vic, he lands a punch into you, 1720 01:11:51,397 --> 01:11:55,357 but it doesn't beat your roll by five, so there's not a... 1721 01:11:55,357 --> 01:11:56,707 You don't take an injury level there. 1722 01:11:56,707 --> 01:11:57,607 - Sick. 1723 01:11:57,607 --> 01:12:00,247 - Jennifer, he does give you another injury level 1724 01:12:00,247 --> 01:12:05,077 as he hurls you, bam, up into the roof with another fist, 1725 01:12:05,077 --> 01:12:07,507 but he's strong enough that he's got both of you here. 1726 01:12:07,507 --> 01:12:09,847 But Vic, you are uninjured by this attack from him. 1727 01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:11,917 - Can I shoot him in the ass? 1728 01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:13,597 - Hell yeah. You want to make a Weapons check? 1729 01:12:13,597 --> 01:12:15,307 - Yeah. - Give me a Weapons check. 1730 01:12:15,307 --> 01:12:17,497 - And he still is not wielding a gun? 1731 01:12:17,497 --> 01:12:19,807 - Still is not wielding a gun. He's just beating you guys. 1732 01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:22,090 - If I just put a gun in his pocket- 1733 01:12:23,347 --> 01:12:25,927 - Because you and he have the same serum, 1734 01:12:25,927 --> 01:12:27,007 we're just going to roll straight, 1735 01:12:27,007 --> 01:12:28,687 so he's no longer using his minus five. 1736 01:12:28,687 --> 01:12:29,527 When you're rolling against him, 1737 01:12:29,527 --> 01:12:32,857 you're rolling straight as well, so he's going to roll 1738 01:12:32,857 --> 01:12:35,197 a Tough check to resist this Weapons attack. 1739 01:12:35,197 --> 01:12:36,997 - Even though he's not even facing me? 1740 01:12:36,997 --> 01:12:38,997 - I'm going to do Box of Doom right now. 1741 01:12:41,827 --> 01:12:43,507 He got a 14, but that's straight. 1742 01:12:43,507 --> 01:12:45,307 He doesn't minus anything from you. 1743 01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:48,820 Go ahead. What are you rolling for Weapons right now? 1744 01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:50,433 - D10. - D10. Okay. 1745 01:12:50,433 --> 01:12:52,507 Going to need to blow up. - Blow it up! 1746 01:12:52,507 --> 01:12:53,677 - You want to roll it right in here? 1747 01:12:53,677 --> 01:12:54,627 - [Ify] Blow it up. 1748 01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:59,068 (stressful action music) 1749 01:13:00,287 --> 01:13:04,747 - That's a fucking 10. That's a fucking 10, baby! 1750 01:13:04,747 --> 01:13:07,387 You are at a d12. He got a 14. 1751 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:08,527 So you're rolling a d12, 1752 01:13:08,527 --> 01:13:12,247 and now all you need is a four on this die. 1753 01:13:12,247 --> 01:13:13,747 If you- - I have two tokens, 1754 01:13:13,747 --> 01:13:16,368 so I need a three. - Now hold on, wait. 1755 01:13:16,368 --> 01:13:18,277 If you roll a four, that beats his roll, 1756 01:13:18,277 --> 01:13:19,597 which means he gets shot. 1757 01:13:19,597 --> 01:13:23,610 If you can get a 19, so you would need- 1758 01:13:23,610 --> 01:13:24,977 - Beat it by seven, right? 1759 01:13:24,977 --> 01:13:27,697 - Yeah, if you get an eight and spend your tokens, 1760 01:13:27,697 --> 01:13:28,530 you can get there. 1761 01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:31,660 A nine incapacitates him right now. 1762 01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:35,797 (driving rock music) 1763 01:13:35,797 --> 01:13:39,187 So close. That is a seven. However- 1764 01:13:39,187 --> 01:13:41,107 - We're in the scene. - You're in the scene. 1765 01:13:41,107 --> 01:13:43,990 - Yeah, so I'll put one up. - I'll put one up. 1766 01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:46,331 - Another one. 1767 01:13:46,331 --> 01:13:50,737 - Familia! - La Familia, baby! 1768 01:13:50,737 --> 01:13:54,277 So, Paula, you whip around, supersoldier serum. 1769 01:13:54,277 --> 01:13:56,887 You've got Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate 1770 01:13:56,887 --> 01:13:58,057 flooding through your veins. 1771 01:13:58,057 --> 01:14:01,747 You zero in. Everything has been waiting for this moment. 1772 01:14:01,747 --> 01:14:03,967 Finally, you are going to take action. 1773 01:14:03,967 --> 01:14:05,857 Whip around, bam! Bullet. 1774 01:14:05,857 --> 01:14:07,657 You see he goes to dodge. 1775 01:14:07,657 --> 01:14:10,927 Wendell and Russell, you wrap your legs around one arm, 1776 01:14:10,927 --> 01:14:13,627 you pin him by another, and move him right there. 1777 01:14:13,627 --> 01:14:16,147 Bullet! (grunts) Blood gushes. 1778 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:18,097 He goes... (screams) 1779 01:14:18,097 --> 01:14:21,817 Green veins, blood spraying like a fire hose 1780 01:14:21,817 --> 01:14:23,171 out of his stomach. - Wait, not dead! 1781 01:14:23,171 --> 01:14:27,367 - He goes... (screaming) (grunting) 1782 01:14:27,367 --> 01:14:31,930 Punches his wound closed, and his body falls unconscious. 1783 01:14:33,352 --> 01:14:38,352 - He punches it closed? - He punches his wound closed. 1784 01:14:38,827 --> 01:14:41,377 - And then goes unconscious. 1785 01:14:41,377 --> 01:14:43,197 - He uses his last strength to punch closed- 1786 01:14:43,197 --> 01:14:47,017 - Punches his wound closed. 1787 01:14:47,017 --> 01:14:48,037 - Someone just, like, fell over. 1788 01:14:48,037 --> 01:14:51,757 - And goes unconscious. 1789 01:14:51,757 --> 01:14:53,797 - In that moment, I go, wait a second. 1790 01:14:53,797 --> 01:14:57,884 Who's driving the tank? (all screaming cartoonishly) 1791 01:14:57,884 --> 01:14:58,717 - I am! 1792 01:15:01,270 --> 01:15:03,427 - 'Tis I! - Grandma! 1793 01:15:03,427 --> 01:15:04,297 - Hell yes. 1794 01:15:04,297 --> 01:15:08,857 Speaking of, we move from the tank to Dang and Usha 1795 01:15:08,857 --> 01:15:11,827 as one helicopter goes streaming out of the sky. 1796 01:15:11,827 --> 01:15:14,317 The other two are each going to take missiles 1797 01:15:14,317 --> 01:15:15,367 to each of your vehicles, 1798 01:15:15,367 --> 01:15:18,577 so Moonrider and the Piedmont Hollingwood. 1799 01:15:18,577 --> 01:15:19,747 First, I'm going to give you the roll 1800 01:15:19,747 --> 01:15:21,727 that you need a Drive to avoid. 1801 01:15:21,727 --> 01:15:25,147 You're trying to avoid a 13, 1802 01:15:25,147 --> 01:15:27,967 and you are trying to avoid a nine. 1803 01:15:27,967 --> 01:15:30,127 If you fail by five or more, 1804 01:15:30,127 --> 01:15:32,257 your vehicle becomes incapacitated. 1805 01:15:32,257 --> 01:15:36,187 - Do I get a minus three because of my Transporter? 1806 01:15:36,187 --> 01:15:39,097 - Yes, you're avoiding pursuers, so that's now a 10. 1807 01:15:39,097 --> 01:15:40,297 - Eight. - Blow up! 1808 01:15:40,297 --> 01:15:42,967 - But I got two guys. - Oh, that's a blow up! 1809 01:15:42,967 --> 01:15:43,800 - That's a blow up! - That blows up. 1810 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:44,947 Is that an eight on a d8? - Yes! 1811 01:15:44,947 --> 01:15:48,097 - [Brennan] So you just roll... (laughs) 1812 01:15:48,097 --> 01:15:50,377 - Are you angry or are you happy? 1813 01:15:50,377 --> 01:15:51,907 - Mommy's happy. 1814 01:15:51,907 --> 01:15:53,707 - We're rolling over here. - Yeah, I have to do a nine. 1815 01:15:53,707 --> 01:15:55,405 I have a d8. I don't think I'm going to make it. 1816 01:15:55,405 --> 01:15:56,437 - [Brennan] Okay. 1817 01:15:56,437 --> 01:15:57,270 - Bummer. 1818 01:15:58,189 --> 01:16:00,000 Eight! - Blow up! 1819 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,717 You both rolled eights on your fucking Drive! 1820 01:16:01,717 --> 01:16:04,867 Here we go, baby! It's "Never Stop Blowing Up!" 1821 01:16:04,867 --> 01:16:07,445 - [Izzy] Brennan! (players screaming "Ten!") 1822 01:16:07,445 --> 01:16:09,225 - What the fuck! 1823 01:16:09,225 --> 01:16:10,099 - Three! 1824 01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,727 - Okay, yeah, three is good too! 1825 01:16:12,727 --> 01:16:15,577 So both of you, a giant chain link fence 1826 01:16:15,577 --> 01:16:17,947 saying, "Long Beach Airport. 1827 01:16:17,947 --> 01:16:21,057 Don't even freaking think about coming in here!" 1828 01:16:21,057 --> 01:16:22,257 Laguna! 1829 01:16:23,107 --> 01:16:24,277 Both of you see it. 1830 01:16:24,277 --> 01:16:29,137 As the Apaches come in, you know their boss is in the tank. 1831 01:16:29,137 --> 01:16:31,927 Both of you begin to helix perfectly, 1832 01:16:31,927 --> 01:16:33,517 your European sports car 1833 01:16:33,517 --> 01:16:36,787 and your lunar panel high-tech ride. 1834 01:16:36,787 --> 01:16:39,287 - Can I roll my d12? - Roll your d12. Here we go. 1835 01:16:40,123 --> 01:16:41,797 - 10. - Okay. Jesus! 1836 01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:43,840 You absolutely peel off. 1837 01:16:45,443 --> 01:16:46,747 - Wait a minute! - What's that? 1838 01:16:46,747 --> 01:16:48,307 - I have two guys. 1839 01:16:48,307 --> 01:16:50,354 - Do you want to spend your two guys? 1840 01:16:50,354 --> 01:16:54,493 - You know it, baby. I blow the hell up. 1841 01:16:54,493 --> 01:16:56,017 - That's another fucking blow up, baby. 1842 01:16:56,017 --> 01:16:57,217 Go ahead and roll a d20. 1843 01:16:58,764 --> 01:16:59,797 - Seven. - Okay. 1844 01:16:59,797 --> 01:17:01,087 - How cool? Think about it. 1845 01:17:01,087 --> 01:17:04,181 - That is still a 29. 1846 01:17:04,181 --> 01:17:05,779 That is a 29. - [Ally] That's insane. 1847 01:17:05,779 --> 01:17:08,647 - Does that mean she's going 5,000 miles per hour? 1848 01:17:08,647 --> 01:17:11,977 - What happens is this. You guys hit the chain. 1849 01:17:11,977 --> 01:17:14,377 You weave the tank behind you 1850 01:17:14,377 --> 01:17:15,907 so they can't get a clear shot. 1851 01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:19,597 One stinger missile explodes over a row of houses. 1852 01:17:19,597 --> 01:17:21,487 People go, "Yay! Fireworks!" 1853 01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:24,247 Another one hits a pool. 1854 01:17:24,247 --> 01:17:27,967 You guys see, fucking, a bunch of sick-ass robots 1855 01:17:27,967 --> 01:17:29,587 are destroyed, blam, dead. 1856 01:17:29,587 --> 01:17:32,827 There's robots over there! They're dead now! 1857 01:17:32,827 --> 01:17:35,737 And you see that the cars peel out 1858 01:17:35,737 --> 01:17:38,947 onto the runway of the Long Beach Airport. 1859 01:17:38,947 --> 01:17:42,007 I'm going to need someone to call odds or evens 1860 01:17:42,007 --> 01:17:43,117 as you hit a straightaway. 1861 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:48,117 With that, you are going 4,000 miles per hour. 1862 01:17:48,157 --> 01:17:51,067 - Is the tank still connected by the chain? 1863 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,867 - Yes, it is. - Okay, then seeing this, 1864 01:17:52,867 --> 01:17:54,850 I'm like, this is my race to win! 1865 01:17:56,017 --> 01:17:57,850 And I sit in the tank seat. 1866 01:17:58,747 --> 01:18:02,013 You might want to hold on, Jessica Drips. 1867 01:18:02,013 --> 01:18:02,846 - Incredible. - Jennifer. 1868 01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,717 - Jessica? - [Brennan] Incredible. 1869 01:18:04,717 --> 01:18:05,857 - I'm Jessica now. - Jeff Manhattan. 1870 01:18:05,857 --> 01:18:07,657 Jessica Drips. - Jessica and Jeff. 1871 01:18:07,657 --> 01:18:09,807 - You all hit the tarmac. - Fucking idiot! 1872 01:18:10,647 --> 01:18:14,677 - Someone's gotta call odds or evens for me. 1873 01:18:14,677 --> 01:18:15,510 - Odds. 1874 01:18:17,167 --> 01:18:18,817 - [Brennan] Nine. That is odds. 1875 01:18:18,817 --> 01:18:20,710 - Knew the number. - Great job. 1876 01:18:22,987 --> 01:18:26,257 - As you all hit, having gotten that odds, 1877 01:18:26,257 --> 01:18:29,737 there is a plane landing on the tarmac. 1878 01:18:29,737 --> 01:18:32,047 Is it coming from behind you, 1879 01:18:32,047 --> 01:18:33,817 or is it coming right towards you 1880 01:18:33,817 --> 01:18:35,377 as you speed down the tarmac? 1881 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,567 On that nine, I'll let you decide 1882 01:18:37,567 --> 01:18:38,737 where it's coming from. - Behind. 1883 01:18:38,737 --> 01:18:40,927 - Behind, so you guys are just keeping abreast. 1884 01:18:40,927 --> 01:18:42,667 This airplane is coming in for a landing. 1885 01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:44,797 The airplane is a Harrier fighter jet, 1886 01:18:44,797 --> 01:18:46,747 and it's got somebody on the wing. 1887 01:18:46,747 --> 01:18:48,277 - Orphans! 1888 01:18:48,277 --> 01:18:50,497 - Oh my god, they're at their first pilot lesson, 1889 01:18:50,497 --> 01:18:52,627 and they're like, I'm doing it! 1890 01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:56,377 - This is the annual Orphan Row pilot- 1891 01:18:56,377 --> 01:18:59,110 - A fighter pilot with a full oxygen mask is like, 1892 01:19:00,014 --> 01:19:02,497 "Okay, kids, hope you had a good time 1893 01:19:02,497 --> 01:19:04,027 on your first fighter jet outing. 1894 01:19:04,027 --> 01:19:05,927 Let's get you back to the orphanages." 1895 01:19:09,067 --> 01:19:10,897 - Where the robots are. 1896 01:19:10,897 --> 01:19:12,697 - You see a guy on the wing going, 1897 01:19:12,697 --> 01:19:15,364 "I'll adopt them! I'll adopt them all!" 1898 01:19:16,247 --> 01:19:20,650 - For reunification purposes! 1899 01:19:21,787 --> 01:19:24,912 - Yeah. Hell yeah, hell yeah. 1900 01:19:24,912 --> 01:19:25,745 So first of all, 1901 01:19:25,745 --> 01:19:27,227 we had our avoiding a bad thing checks here. 1902 01:19:27,227 --> 01:19:29,377 - Yeah. - But Greg and Usha, 1903 01:19:29,377 --> 01:19:30,877 as you're entering the airport, 1904 01:19:30,877 --> 01:19:32,181 is there anything you want to do? 1905 01:19:32,181 --> 01:19:34,447 - You tell me if this is too much. 1906 01:19:34,447 --> 01:19:37,357 I drive by a hangar. - Okay. 1907 01:19:37,357 --> 01:19:38,677 - There's an emblem. - Yeah. 1908 01:19:38,677 --> 01:19:43,537 - It's two hands like this with a rosary around its wrist. 1909 01:19:43,537 --> 01:19:47,497 I want to peel in and park on a ramp. 1910 01:19:47,497 --> 01:19:49,540 - Yeah. - And then a jet, 1911 01:19:51,307 --> 01:19:53,257 the casing of the bottom of a jet 1912 01:19:53,257 --> 01:19:55,857 comes up and fits with my car. 1913 01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:58,387 - Perfect. Absolutely perfect. 1914 01:19:58,387 --> 01:20:02,287 I'm going to call this, let's just do a Tech five. 1915 01:20:02,287 --> 01:20:03,187 - Cool. - Five? 1916 01:20:03,187 --> 01:20:04,360 - Five. Santo Patron. 1917 01:20:05,587 --> 01:20:08,485 - Fuck, I'm just going to do- - Yeah, you guys. 1918 01:20:08,485 --> 01:20:10,417 - Two. - Two. You go in. 1919 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:15,417 The wings come up around, and you see as they come up, 1920 01:20:15,457 --> 01:20:19,477 it says, "Warning, warning. Nuclear malfunction." 1921 01:20:19,477 --> 01:20:22,207 And you see... (mimics electricity buzzing) 1922 01:20:22,207 --> 01:20:25,717 And a strange symbol of a shadowy falcon 1923 01:20:25,717 --> 01:20:29,227 appears on the screen of the car, and you take off. 1924 01:20:29,227 --> 01:20:33,157 You only have steering. You cannot hit the brakes. 1925 01:20:33,157 --> 01:20:35,467 - Okay. - As this happens, Usha- 1926 01:20:35,467 --> 01:20:37,176 - I'm going 4,000 right now? 1927 01:20:37,176 --> 01:20:38,027 - You're going 4,000 right now. 1928 01:20:38,027 --> 01:20:40,537 - Can I try to hit five? - Hell yeah, and actually, 1929 01:20:40,537 --> 01:20:42,277 you can do something else for free. 1930 01:20:42,277 --> 01:20:44,047 The last roll we're going to do here 1931 01:20:44,047 --> 01:20:46,237 with these two Apaches coming after you, 1932 01:20:46,237 --> 01:20:49,147 with a bunch of other killer clown motorcycle, 1933 01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:52,597 other drag racers, cop, police, 1934 01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:54,097 martial art in front of the moon, 1935 01:20:54,097 --> 01:20:56,557 J-Kwon, Bad Bunny, in half a car, 1936 01:20:56,557 --> 01:20:59,557 evil virus in the jet car. 1937 01:20:59,557 --> 01:21:01,147 This is what's happening. 1938 01:21:01,147 --> 01:21:02,647 Is there anything you want to do before we roll 1939 01:21:02,647 --> 01:21:05,347 the final Drive check of the race? 1940 01:21:05,347 --> 01:21:07,177 - I'll tell you what came to my head. 1941 01:21:07,177 --> 01:21:11,437 Something that could make me slip and slide faster 1942 01:21:11,437 --> 01:21:14,287 to enhance my thing, and the first thing I thought of, 1943 01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:16,087 you'll think it's stupid, 1944 01:21:16,087 --> 01:21:19,067 is that I've established that I'm an oily guy. 1945 01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:19,900 - Yeah. 1946 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:22,180 - Can I, like, put my shirt out? 1947 01:21:23,377 --> 01:21:25,057 - I think that this is such a good idea, 1948 01:21:25,057 --> 01:21:28,567 but I also think that there's a big chain 1949 01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:30,907 connecting you to a tank. - So what? 1950 01:21:30,907 --> 01:21:33,547 - And you might go faster if you cut that. 1951 01:21:33,547 --> 01:21:35,407 - You don't think I should try to take my oily shirt off? 1952 01:21:35,407 --> 01:21:37,537 - You think maybe trying to use your own human oils 1953 01:21:37,537 --> 01:21:40,750 to make the car go- - Probably, now- 1954 01:21:41,734 --> 01:21:43,940 - What do you want? What do you want? 1955 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,549 - I'll say this. - This is a blue skies period, 1956 01:21:45,549 --> 01:21:47,104 and I think that that's really fucking- 1957 01:21:47,104 --> 01:21:49,679 - No, no, this is great. There's two factors at work here. 1958 01:21:49,679 --> 01:21:53,437 So we gotta think, what's slowing down the car the most? 1959 01:21:53,437 --> 01:21:58,387 Is it the tank, or is it the absence of human skin oils 1960 01:21:58,387 --> 01:22:00,247 in the, presumably, engine? 1961 01:22:00,247 --> 01:22:01,477 - This is huge to think about, 1962 01:22:01,477 --> 01:22:03,613 and I'd like a couple minutes to figure out- 1963 01:22:03,613 --> 01:22:04,474 - Yeah, can we cut for- 1964 01:22:04,474 --> 01:22:07,282 - I forgot I was attached to the tank! 1965 01:22:07,282 --> 01:22:09,827 But- - [Brennan] Yeah? 1966 01:22:09,827 --> 01:22:12,934 Can I do both? - Yes! 1967 01:22:12,934 --> 01:22:15,577 - And then we'll never know which one it was. 1968 01:22:15,577 --> 01:22:18,747 - You take off your shirt, and what do you do with it? 1969 01:22:18,747 --> 01:22:21,157 - So, I'm trying to do two things. 1970 01:22:21,157 --> 01:22:24,195 I'm trying to get this tank off of me, okay? 1971 01:22:24,195 --> 01:22:25,180 - And? 1972 01:22:26,167 --> 01:22:28,927 - Take this shirt off of me. 1973 01:22:28,927 --> 01:22:30,100 - Put it in the engine? 1974 01:22:31,373 --> 01:22:34,471 - And just to be clear, this is a hotel shirt, right? 1975 01:22:34,471 --> 01:22:36,852 (Ally cackling) 1976 01:22:36,852 --> 01:22:38,047 - This is the Deluxe Royale. 1977 01:22:38,047 --> 01:22:40,267 - It was just put on hours ago! 1978 01:22:40,267 --> 01:22:41,917 - It's collected as much oil 1979 01:22:41,917 --> 01:22:44,355 as has been in the intervening 90 minutes. 1980 01:22:44,355 --> 01:22:46,327 - Okay. - Oh my god. 1981 01:22:46,327 --> 01:22:48,227 - Keep in mind, this guy's extra oily. 1982 01:22:49,262 --> 01:22:52,057 - You've said that. You've established that. 1983 01:22:52,057 --> 01:22:55,417 - My hands are really tied here, so let's go. 1984 01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:57,577 - Okay, okay, so while trying to jostle 1985 01:22:57,577 --> 01:22:59,077 this tank off of the back, you know, 1986 01:22:59,077 --> 01:23:01,727 like you'd try to shake a bug off of you or whatever, 1987 01:23:03,217 --> 01:23:06,487 this oily guy's gotta have something good going for him! 1988 01:23:06,487 --> 01:23:09,817 She opens the sun roof and tries to make the car 1989 01:23:09,817 --> 01:23:12,267 drive over the oily shirt. - Great. Cool, great. 1990 01:23:13,685 --> 01:23:14,518 - Sliding on a banana peel. 1991 01:23:14,518 --> 01:23:16,637 - Can I walkie-talkie Kosciusko 1992 01:23:18,465 --> 01:23:23,465 and say shoot the other helicopters? 1993 01:23:23,587 --> 01:23:25,120 - Goddammit, Manhattan. 1994 01:23:26,197 --> 01:23:27,307 Yeah. 1995 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:29,024 - Oh wow! - Let's do it. 1996 01:23:31,067 --> 01:23:32,857 - Am I doing one Drive roll? 1997 01:23:32,857 --> 01:23:34,417 Am I doing two Drive? What am I doing? 1998 01:23:34,417 --> 01:23:36,037 - Oil roll and a Drive roll. 1999 01:23:36,037 --> 01:23:39,969 - Okay, so yeah, and then Wendell- 2000 01:23:39,969 --> 01:23:42,607 - I was going to say, for her trying to shake that off, 2001 01:23:42,607 --> 01:23:44,077 I'm probably going to pull that off, 2002 01:23:44,077 --> 01:23:45,561 because I'm about to blast off. 2003 01:23:45,561 --> 01:23:46,470 - See, that's also what I was thinking. 2004 01:23:46,470 --> 01:23:48,722 - That's also what you were thinking? 2005 01:23:48,722 --> 01:23:50,920 That was one of the thoughts- 2006 01:23:52,297 --> 01:23:55,057 - So Wendell hits a button. No roll necessary. 2007 01:23:55,057 --> 01:23:56,477 Grappling hook is removed. 2008 01:23:57,337 --> 01:24:01,297 - Okay, so it looks like it was easy 2009 01:24:01,297 --> 01:24:04,300 and the oil thing could've happened. 2010 01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:08,887 - So let's roll here. Let's roll here. 2011 01:24:08,887 --> 01:24:10,837 And we're not going to roll any of those other rolls. 2012 01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:13,267 We're going to actually roll a d100, 2013 01:24:13,267 --> 01:24:16,024 and it's a difficulty of 100. 2014 01:24:16,024 --> 01:24:17,470 - No, it's not! - Yes. 2015 01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:19,207 - Because now my car is lighter, 2016 01:24:19,207 --> 01:24:21,667 and I have oil to lubricate the drive. 2017 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:23,817 - I don't think we can say, "No, it's not." 2018 01:24:25,207 --> 01:24:29,050 I know it's my first time. Please, fill me in. 2019 01:24:29,887 --> 01:24:32,500 I don't think you can say that, right? 2020 01:24:33,513 --> 01:24:36,535 I can't say that you're wrong! Am I allowed to say that? 2021 01:24:36,535 --> 01:24:37,508 You're wrong! 2022 01:24:37,508 --> 01:24:40,175 - A d100? No! - You can. You can. 2023 01:24:41,942 --> 01:24:44,109 - That doesn't make sense! 2024 01:24:45,377 --> 01:24:46,837 - Yeah, because what's going to happen... 2025 01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:49,196 Yeah, no, absolutely, okay. So let's roll, because- 2026 01:24:49,196 --> 01:24:50,947 - You're going to drive over a shirt. 2027 01:24:50,947 --> 01:24:53,347 - Yeah. - [Jacob] Just catching up. 2028 01:24:53,347 --> 01:24:57,460 - It is like watching a baby walk over a banana peel. 2029 01:24:59,407 --> 01:25:02,782 - Famously makes those babies fucking take off! 2030 01:25:02,782 --> 01:25:03,615 - Yes! 2031 01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:08,287 - I don't know how to feel about that confidence of, 2032 01:25:08,287 --> 01:25:10,867 baby walking over banana peel, like this is a- 2033 01:25:10,867 --> 01:25:12,877 - Never seen it. - I'm sorry! 2034 01:25:12,877 --> 01:25:16,186 Is this La Familia, or is this Los Enemigos? 2035 01:25:16,186 --> 01:25:18,198 - You're fucking right, you're right. You're wrong! 2036 01:25:19,687 --> 01:25:22,044 - It's me, I'm the bad guy! Great, great. 2037 01:25:22,044 --> 01:25:25,724 - And we have 95 tokens to give to her when she rolls a 5. 2038 01:25:25,724 --> 01:25:28,357 - Great, so you throw the shirt. 2039 01:25:28,357 --> 01:25:31,030 On a 100 of a d100, 2040 01:25:32,677 --> 01:25:34,597 you will achieve light speed. 2041 01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:37,417 You will have discovered light speed travel. 2042 01:25:37,417 --> 01:25:41,497 If you fail the check by five or more, you will wipe out. 2043 01:25:41,497 --> 01:25:42,330 - Okay. 2044 01:25:42,330 --> 01:25:44,287 - [Alex] Interesting. And what's a wipe out? 2045 01:25:44,287 --> 01:25:46,837 - Wipe out just because she threw a shirt? 2046 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:48,757 - Yeah. - It's so greasy. 2047 01:25:48,757 --> 01:25:49,957 - We'll describe it. I'll make it make sense. 2048 01:25:49,957 --> 01:25:52,447 Go ahead and roll, and let's do Box of Doom, for sure. 2049 01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:54,276 - Oh, for sure. - We'll do Box of Doom. 2050 01:25:54,276 --> 01:25:57,026 - You don't want me to have this. 2051 01:25:57,877 --> 01:26:00,307 - Wait, so we cut the tank off- 2052 01:26:00,307 --> 01:26:03,547 - There's simply no more clarity that we can add 2053 01:26:03,547 --> 01:26:04,684 before this resolves. 2054 01:26:04,684 --> 01:26:07,025 - You got this, Rekha. I believe in you. 2055 01:26:07,025 --> 01:26:10,333 - No, no, no. You two, you and you- 2056 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,814 - Are we being punished? - You and you! 2057 01:26:11,814 --> 01:26:13,027 - Are we being punished? - You and you, 2058 01:26:13,027 --> 01:26:15,577 when the number comes out and you commit to the action, 2059 01:26:15,577 --> 01:26:17,677 we roll the dice, and we can clarify 2060 01:26:17,677 --> 01:26:18,787 after whatever happens happens. 2061 01:26:18,787 --> 01:26:20,427 - Right, it's going to be 100. I can feel it. 2062 01:26:20,427 --> 01:26:23,027 - Here we go. - I'm being punished. 2063 01:26:24,244 --> 01:26:26,587 - So close. - It was honestly close. 2064 01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:29,260 It's a 71. - That's not that close. 2065 01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:32,377 - Alex! Alex! 2066 01:26:32,377 --> 01:26:35,920 - Alex, is this La Familia, or is this Los Enemigos? 2067 01:26:37,657 --> 01:26:39,187 - You have to think about that! 2068 01:26:39,187 --> 01:26:40,402 - [Brennan] Great, cool, so- 2069 01:26:40,402 --> 01:26:41,829 - That's something you have to think about. 2070 01:26:41,829 --> 01:26:42,848 - Awesome, so- - I'm sorry. 2071 01:26:42,848 --> 01:26:44,677 This is La Familia. That's pretty close. 2072 01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:47,887 - So here's what happens. Okay, great, so this is so good. 2073 01:26:47,887 --> 01:26:49,147 - This was just for the oily shirt. 2074 01:26:49,147 --> 01:26:51,187 You still have a d20 in Drive. You can win. 2075 01:26:51,187 --> 01:26:54,487 - You can still win. So you rip that oily shirt off. 2076 01:26:54,487 --> 01:26:56,767 Deluxe Royale. Sunroof comes down. 2077 01:26:56,767 --> 01:26:58,327 You pop a hand out. 2078 01:26:58,327 --> 01:27:01,897 Your wrist snaps 'cause you're going 4,000 miles an hour. 2079 01:27:01,897 --> 01:27:04,027 The shirt is unraveled. 2080 01:27:04,027 --> 01:27:07,807 A fucking storm of threads and skin oil 2081 01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:10,777 fucking vanishes and dissolves in the air. 2082 01:27:10,777 --> 01:27:13,590 - You were going to throw it in front of the car 2083 01:27:13,590 --> 01:27:16,050 at 4,000 miles per hour! 2084 01:27:16,050 --> 01:27:16,883 - [Brennan] Okay? 2085 01:27:18,124 --> 01:27:20,947 Can I clarify anything for anyone? 2086 01:27:20,947 --> 01:27:23,500 - Throwing a shirt in a car that is not moving, 2087 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,387 it's still hard to get it in front- 2088 01:27:25,387 --> 01:27:29,471 - Am I missing a hand now? - Throw a T-shirt! 2089 01:27:29,471 --> 01:27:32,290 Throw a T-shirt in front of your car doing 55! 2090 01:27:33,441 --> 01:27:35,505 - Impossible! - Okay, okay! 2091 01:27:35,505 --> 01:27:38,389 Oh, where was all this impossible stuff before? 2092 01:27:38,389 --> 01:27:40,874 - I'm sorry! It's La Familia, I'm sorry! 2093 01:27:40,874 --> 01:27:43,627 - Sorry, am I missing a hand now? 2094 01:27:43,627 --> 01:27:44,824 - Your wrist is broken, 2095 01:27:44,824 --> 01:27:46,897 and in fact, you failed by more than five. 2096 01:27:46,897 --> 01:27:48,487 Take an injury level. 2097 01:27:48,487 --> 01:27:50,947 - Oh, I take an injury level! 2098 01:27:50,947 --> 01:27:52,927 Grandma takes an injury level! 2099 01:27:52,927 --> 01:27:56,857 - Cool, so we have Kingskin. - Yeah. 2100 01:27:56,857 --> 01:28:00,336 - I want to make a grounded, normal move. 2101 01:28:00,336 --> 01:28:01,567 - Yeah, great. 2102 01:28:01,567 --> 01:28:03,007 - Nothing crazy. - Great. 2103 01:28:03,007 --> 01:28:05,107 - I'd like to take my jet to space. 2104 01:28:05,107 --> 01:28:06,457 - Great. You'd like to what? 2105 01:28:06,457 --> 01:28:08,156 - You said it's like, there's a nuclear code or something? 2106 01:28:08,156 --> 01:28:09,111 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 2107 01:28:09,111 --> 01:28:11,647 - I would like to fly straight up to space. 2108 01:28:11,647 --> 01:28:13,267 - Okay. Incredible. 2109 01:28:13,267 --> 01:28:15,067 - You're going to see Rashab? - Aw! 2110 01:28:17,077 --> 01:28:18,233 - To me, it felt like there was- 2111 01:28:18,233 --> 01:28:20,214 - Yes. - Yes! 2112 01:28:20,214 --> 01:28:21,914 There's no way to stop it. - Yeah, cool. 2113 01:28:21,914 --> 01:28:23,114 - What if I was like, "No, that's stupid." 2114 01:28:23,114 --> 01:28:23,977 - I'm going straight up to space, 2115 01:28:23,977 --> 01:28:26,317 and maybe we'll see a friend. 2116 01:28:26,317 --> 01:28:28,447 - Throw a shirt in front of the jet. 2117 01:28:28,447 --> 01:28:29,977 - So you're looking at the tarmac. 2118 01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:32,077 You got a plane coming behind you. 2119 01:28:32,077 --> 01:28:34,897 Everything I've already said, it's actually, 2120 01:28:34,897 --> 01:28:36,097 I want you to know that I feel like 2121 01:28:36,097 --> 01:28:38,367 I have a raging fever right now. 2122 01:28:38,367 --> 01:28:42,199 I feel like I have the worst flu of my life. 2123 01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:44,743 - That's Enemigo talk. 2124 01:28:44,743 --> 01:28:48,427 - Why did you ask Rekha to do this season, 2125 01:28:48,427 --> 01:28:50,334 if not for exactly this? - [Brennan] No, no! 2126 01:28:50,334 --> 01:28:52,284 - And that's not even my dumb question! 2127 01:28:53,497 --> 01:28:55,537 - It's perfect, it just needed to be resolved, 2128 01:28:55,537 --> 01:28:56,767 and now it's resolved, and we know. 2129 01:28:56,767 --> 01:28:59,197 - If she had hit within five- - Yeah? 2130 01:28:59,197 --> 01:29:00,030 - Could I have had it? 2131 01:29:00,030 --> 01:29:01,327 - What would have happened? - 95. 2132 01:29:01,327 --> 01:29:03,247 - You would not have broken your wrist. 2133 01:29:03,247 --> 01:29:05,587 - Okay. - Great. Checks out. 2134 01:29:05,587 --> 01:29:10,357 - Checks out. Now you, nose up, heading to outer space. 2135 01:29:10,357 --> 01:29:12,817 With the tank, grappling hook revolves. 2136 01:29:12,817 --> 01:29:14,317 You're headed for the end of the tarmac. 2137 01:29:14,317 --> 01:29:16,477 - Yes, and I'm just blasting- - Blasting it. 2138 01:29:16,477 --> 01:29:18,127 - Hitting all the buttons to make it go faster. 2139 01:29:18,127 --> 01:29:19,837 - Liv, you are behind the pack. 2140 01:29:19,837 --> 01:29:22,567 There's the whole drag thing, dirt bikes. 2141 01:29:22,567 --> 01:29:23,677 You got the Apaches still. 2142 01:29:23,677 --> 01:29:25,707 Are you going to interface with those enemies, 2143 01:29:25,707 --> 01:29:27,547 or are you going to try to pull ahead 2144 01:29:27,547 --> 01:29:28,620 and win the race as well? 2145 01:29:28,620 --> 01:29:29,887 - I think I'm just going to try 2146 01:29:29,887 --> 01:29:32,047 to take out as many enemies as I can. 2147 01:29:32,047 --> 01:29:33,637 - Okay, taking out as many enemies as possible. 2148 01:29:33,637 --> 01:29:36,817 So one, two. Usha, you're pulling ahead. 2149 01:29:36,817 --> 01:29:38,397 Jennifer and Jack, inside the tank, 2150 01:29:38,397 --> 01:29:40,897 are you doing anything here with the race? 2151 01:29:40,897 --> 01:29:41,730 You have Damian. 2152 01:29:41,730 --> 01:29:43,657 There's blood all over the inside of the tank. 2153 01:29:43,657 --> 01:29:45,157 Is there anything that you're doing in this moment 2154 01:29:45,157 --> 01:29:46,627 before we resolve the end of the race? 2155 01:29:46,627 --> 01:29:48,157 - How fast are we going? 2156 01:29:48,157 --> 01:29:50,617 - You're going about 4,000 miles per hour, 2157 01:29:50,617 --> 01:29:52,927 and actually, what you see in this moment 2158 01:29:52,927 --> 01:29:56,497 is the open hatch that Vic Ethanol kicked off. 2159 01:29:56,497 --> 01:29:58,627 You see a flash of fire. 2160 01:29:58,627 --> 01:30:00,127 Bam, landing in the middle, 2161 01:30:00,127 --> 01:30:01,717 the man from the rooftop with the duffel bag. 2162 01:30:01,717 --> 01:30:02,775 - Ooh! - It's The Skulker. 2163 01:30:02,775 --> 01:30:05,197 - What? - His Heelys move back in. 2164 01:30:05,197 --> 01:30:08,317 He grabs you and is going to make a Brawl check, 2165 01:30:08,317 --> 01:30:12,127 opposed by your Sneak or Stunts. 2166 01:30:12,127 --> 01:30:14,683 He rolls a 10, but you minus 5 from that, 2167 01:30:14,683 --> 01:30:15,607 so you just need to beat a five, 2168 01:30:15,607 --> 01:30:17,821 either on a Stunts check or a Sneak check. 2169 01:30:17,821 --> 01:30:20,917 - What do you have in those? - Six or four. 2170 01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:23,467 - I have a 12 in Sneak. You can use mine. 2171 01:30:23,467 --> 01:30:25,182 - Okay. - Hell yeah. 2172 01:30:25,182 --> 01:30:27,484 - La Familia! - La Familia. Roll a d12. 2173 01:30:27,484 --> 01:30:28,717 You're trying to beat a five. 2174 01:30:28,717 --> 01:30:30,187 - We're getting back to La Familia. 2175 01:30:30,187 --> 01:30:32,989 - Yeah, it took some time, but- 2176 01:30:32,989 --> 01:30:35,320 - 11. - 11! So, you guys- 2177 01:30:36,187 --> 01:30:37,382 - I don't know if you can blow me up. 2178 01:30:37,382 --> 01:30:38,215 - [Izzy] Can I blow up on- 2179 01:30:38,215 --> 01:30:39,947 - No, you can't blow up on a friend's- 2180 01:30:39,947 --> 01:30:41,314 - Damn. - Actually, wait a minute. 2181 01:30:41,314 --> 01:30:42,251 (Rekha gasps) - Oh? 2182 01:30:42,251 --> 01:30:44,677 - You do not have to do this. 2183 01:30:44,677 --> 01:30:48,217 - I'll say because it's already kind of hard 2184 01:30:48,217 --> 01:30:50,887 to blow up on larger die types, 2185 01:30:50,887 --> 01:30:54,577 I will say that you are not allowed to skip steps, 2186 01:30:54,577 --> 01:30:57,740 but you can graduate whatever your own die type is. 2187 01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:58,971 - Oh, that's cool. - That's nice. 2188 01:30:58,971 --> 01:30:59,871 - Does that make sense? - Can I blow myself up? 2189 01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:00,950 - So you can blow yourself up. 2190 01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:02,167 You go from an 11 to a 12, 2191 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:03,607 but what was your Sneak at before? 2192 01:31:03,607 --> 01:31:04,440 - Four. 2193 01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:05,377 - Now it's a six. - Now it's a six. 2194 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:08,674 - Now your Sneak's at a six, cool. That just feels fair. 2195 01:31:08,674 --> 01:31:10,537 - That's La Familia. - Cool. That's La Familia. 2196 01:31:10,537 --> 01:31:15,007 So boom, you guys grab this dude, bam, to the ground, 2197 01:31:15,007 --> 01:31:17,377 as he was going for your pocket, 2198 01:31:17,377 --> 01:31:20,674 and it's the pocket that the evidence baggie went in. 2199 01:31:20,674 --> 01:31:22,927 - Was in. - That you don't have anymore, 2200 01:31:22,927 --> 01:31:24,667 but it looks like this guy came back 2201 01:31:24,667 --> 01:31:26,137 for the evidence baggie. - Ooh! 2202 01:31:26,137 --> 01:31:27,427 - He hits the ground, boom. 2203 01:31:27,427 --> 01:31:29,617 Russell and Paula, you've got The Skulker. 2204 01:31:29,617 --> 01:31:31,327 You've got the guy with the rocket Heelys. 2205 01:31:31,327 --> 01:31:34,537 We now are going to settle the Weapons check out here. 2206 01:31:34,537 --> 01:31:35,677 Two more Apaches. 2207 01:31:35,677 --> 01:31:39,427 One of the Apaches is aiming for what looks like 2208 01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:41,737 the nuke that's about to get away from everybody. 2209 01:31:41,737 --> 01:31:44,797 The other one is aiming for the plane full of orphans, okay? 2210 01:31:44,797 --> 01:31:46,247 - No! 2211 01:31:46,247 --> 01:31:47,617 - Are you going for the nuke, 2212 01:31:47,617 --> 01:31:49,447 or are you going for the plane full of orphans? 2213 01:31:49,447 --> 01:31:52,297 - I don't have confidence that I could save either, 2214 01:31:52,297 --> 01:31:57,267 so maybe I'll try to save- - So they both are dead. 2215 01:31:57,267 --> 01:31:59,005 - [Brennan] Great, so you're going- 2216 01:31:59,005 --> 01:32:00,620 - I wash my hands. I'm innocent. 2217 01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:03,967 - I try my best to get it to somehow angle 2218 01:32:03,967 --> 01:32:07,477 to go through the one going towards the orphans first, 2219 01:32:07,477 --> 01:32:08,887 and then curve. 2220 01:32:08,887 --> 01:32:11,047 - Okay, I'm going to say it's an eight, 2221 01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:14,050 you're going to curve a missile. 2222 01:32:15,446 --> 01:32:18,667 - Or you could shoot one in a way that it- 2223 01:32:18,667 --> 01:32:19,565 - Cool. 2224 01:32:19,565 --> 01:32:21,217 - ...crashes into the other one. 2225 01:32:21,217 --> 01:32:24,007 - Difficulty eight gets you the one going for the orphans. 2226 01:32:24,007 --> 01:32:25,807 If you beat it by five, you get both. 2227 01:32:25,807 --> 01:32:29,980 - Yeah, and I have a d4 in Weapons, so here we go. 2228 01:32:31,939 --> 01:32:32,772 - [Ify] You got it. 2229 01:32:32,772 --> 01:32:35,424 - Well, I figure Dang still has agency. 2230 01:32:36,457 --> 01:32:39,060 - Whoa! - We blow up, baby! Boom! 2231 01:32:40,159 --> 01:32:41,315 - Come on, orphans! 2232 01:32:41,315 --> 01:32:42,937 - Okay, you're rolling a d6, 2233 01:32:42,937 --> 01:32:45,838 so if you just get a three, you save the orphans. 2234 01:32:45,838 --> 01:32:47,330 - Okay, and then when happens if I don't? 2235 01:32:47,330 --> 01:32:49,322 - Big roll. - Uh-oh. 2236 01:32:49,322 --> 01:32:50,822 Four! - Four, baby! 2237 01:32:51,847 --> 01:32:52,717 Okay, d6 in Weapons. 2238 01:32:52,717 --> 01:32:55,087 So the other Apache, going for the orphans, 2239 01:32:55,087 --> 01:32:58,177 you stinger missile (mimics explosion) 2240 01:32:58,177 --> 01:32:59,407 blow that out of the sky. 2241 01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:02,004 Four more supersoldiers dead, baby. 2242 01:33:02,004 --> 01:33:03,440 - Fuck yeah! 2243 01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:06,427 - 8 out of 13 of the Warrior Kings have been destroyed 2244 01:33:06,427 --> 01:33:08,947 here on the tarmac of the Long Beach Airport. 2245 01:33:08,947 --> 01:33:11,887 You take them out. Last one's coming for you. 2246 01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:14,167 They're going to roll a Weapons check. 2247 01:33:14,167 --> 01:33:16,117 That's only a five on a d20. 2248 01:33:16,117 --> 01:33:19,810 Go ahead and give me a DC five Drive to avoid it. 2249 01:33:21,787 --> 01:33:23,347 - Ooh, four. - Four. 2250 01:33:23,347 --> 01:33:24,547 You do not fail it by five, 2251 01:33:24,547 --> 01:33:26,707 so your vehicle's not taken out of commission. 2252 01:33:26,707 --> 01:33:30,637 I will say you can either take an injury level 2253 01:33:30,637 --> 01:33:35,167 or have the difficulty raised of your next Drive check. 2254 01:33:35,167 --> 01:33:36,577 - I'll take a superficial- 2255 01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:37,897 - Cool. - [Ally] Nice. 2256 01:33:37,897 --> 01:33:40,027 - You come out through the flame partially singed, 2257 01:33:40,027 --> 01:33:43,447 your immaculate bow tie just a little bit 2258 01:33:43,447 --> 01:33:45,195 off of your tuxedo. - Dang. 2259 01:33:45,195 --> 01:33:47,107 - We're going to resolve the race. 2260 01:33:47,107 --> 01:33:50,437 Vic Ethanol, Greg Stocks, G13. 2261 01:33:50,437 --> 01:33:55,027 These are three straight Drive checks, and I will say this. 2262 01:33:55,027 --> 01:33:58,057 I'm going to say it's a difficulty eight Drive check 2263 01:33:58,057 --> 01:34:03,057 for you to get the nuke out and away from everybody. 2264 01:34:03,667 --> 01:34:05,407 - Okay, everyone. Keep your arms in. 2265 01:34:05,407 --> 01:34:09,247 We're going 4,000 miles per hour, so it'd be really silly 2266 01:34:09,247 --> 01:34:10,897 to stick your arms out of the vehicle, 2267 01:34:10,897 --> 01:34:12,187 'cause it would definitely hurt you. 2268 01:34:12,187 --> 01:34:13,927 - Excuse me? - Huh? 2269 01:34:13,927 --> 01:34:14,760 - We're not attached. 2270 01:34:15,697 --> 01:34:18,967 - Great, everybody roll your Drive check 2271 01:34:18,967 --> 01:34:20,917 for this final leg of the race. 2272 01:34:20,917 --> 01:34:23,347 - Ooh! That's a nine for me. 2273 01:34:23,347 --> 01:34:24,591 - Is a one or a zero a blow up on- 2274 01:34:24,591 --> 01:34:26,047 - 16! - Wait, hold on, hold on. 2275 01:34:26,047 --> 01:34:27,967 - That's a 10. - Oh, that's a 10! 2276 01:34:27,967 --> 01:34:30,367 You blew up! Oh my god, okay, that's a 10. 2277 01:34:30,367 --> 01:34:31,928 Go ahead and roll your d12 Drive check. 2278 01:34:31,928 --> 01:34:33,757 - Yes, yes. Can you help me out? 2279 01:34:33,757 --> 01:34:34,590 - Am I allowed? 2280 01:34:34,590 --> 01:34:35,774 Oh yeah, I'm in there with you? Hell yeah. 2281 01:34:35,774 --> 01:34:37,777 - Nine. - That is a 19 Drive. 2282 01:34:37,777 --> 01:34:39,217 - 16. - I blew Ify up. 2283 01:34:39,217 --> 01:34:41,620 - Woo! - Okay, d12, here we go. 2284 01:34:43,475 --> 01:34:46,738 - Oh! One. - One, okay. Copy that. 2285 01:34:46,738 --> 01:34:48,820 So what do we got? We had 11, this is- 2286 01:34:49,761 --> 01:34:50,594 - 16. 2287 01:34:50,594 --> 01:34:53,137 - 16, and Greg Stocks, you got a 19. 2288 01:34:53,137 --> 01:34:58,057 So all of you take off. Vic, you are in the tank. 2289 01:34:58,057 --> 01:35:00,584 Usha, you are in Moonrider. 2290 01:35:00,584 --> 01:35:05,077 And Dang, you peel up and see the stars. 2291 01:35:05,077 --> 01:35:08,470 "Five, four, three-" - [Jacob] I touch the window. 2292 01:35:09,601 --> 01:35:10,897 I'm sorry they don't believe, buddy. 2293 01:35:10,897 --> 01:35:12,130 And I hit the eject. 2294 01:35:13,410 --> 01:35:15,710 (ejector seat rocketing into space) 2295 01:35:16,807 --> 01:35:19,477 - [Brennan] You are at the highest point of atmosphere 2296 01:35:19,477 --> 01:35:22,417 where the cold of space would not instantly kill you, 2297 01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:25,267 and as you head going straight up, 2298 01:35:25,267 --> 01:35:29,227 both of you skid and just lightly crash, bam, 2299 01:35:29,227 --> 01:35:32,077 into the Walmart just through the chain link fence 2300 01:35:32,077 --> 01:35:35,201 at the edge of the Long Beach Airport. 2301 01:35:35,201 --> 01:35:36,475 (mimics wheels screeching) Boom, boom. 2302 01:35:36,475 --> 01:35:39,787 But in that split second, you see that there's 2303 01:35:39,787 --> 01:35:42,367 a little leather jacket wearing dude with a speed camera 2304 01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:44,467 up on an airplane hangar clocking, 2305 01:35:44,467 --> 01:35:45,847 as you're all nose to nose, 2306 01:35:45,847 --> 01:35:48,487 and as you pull up, this extra turbo, 2307 01:35:48,487 --> 01:35:51,368 you see (beeping) 5,000 miles per hour! 2308 01:35:51,368 --> 01:35:56,368 (players cheering) (Jacob screaming in ecstasy) 2309 01:35:57,187 --> 01:35:58,657 You kiss the sky. 2310 01:35:58,657 --> 01:36:01,057 The helmet wraps around your neck. 2311 01:36:01,057 --> 01:36:02,617 You feel your fingers, 2312 01:36:02,617 --> 01:36:06,547 you're getting kind of very minor frostbite in your fingers. 2313 01:36:06,547 --> 01:36:08,677 As you begin to fall, you see the curvature 2314 01:36:08,677 --> 01:36:10,627 of the Earth underneath you. - Beautiful. 2315 01:36:10,627 --> 01:36:15,614 - And you hear in your mind... (alien beeping) 2316 01:36:18,967 --> 01:36:19,800 - Dang. 2317 01:36:21,937 --> 01:36:23,604 - And that's all for this episode of "Dimension 20." 2318 01:36:23,604 --> 01:36:25,262 - [Ally] That's right! That's right! 2319 01:36:25,262 --> 01:36:27,007 - [Brennan] Tune in next week 2320 01:36:27,007 --> 01:36:31,001 for another thrilling episode of "Never Stop Blowing Up." 2321 01:36:31,001 --> 01:36:33,817 - That's right! - A number of cars peel out 2322 01:36:33,817 --> 01:36:36,367 and begin firing on airport security 2323 01:36:36,367 --> 01:36:39,007 that immediately come and try to shut down this street party 2324 01:36:39,007 --> 01:36:40,987 that's sort of broken out on the tarmac. 2325 01:36:40,987 --> 01:36:43,327 - Barsimmeon, why did you bring all of us here? 2326 01:36:43,327 --> 01:36:46,327 - Because you can't let the video store close down. 2327 01:36:46,327 --> 01:36:48,517 - Can't you just buy your own copy 2328 01:36:48,517 --> 01:36:49,867 of "Never Stop Blowing Up"? 2329 01:36:49,867 --> 01:36:51,847 - You could buy the store, if you want! 2330 01:36:51,847 --> 01:36:55,237 - I've got these huge pecs and a big hog! 2331 01:36:55,237 --> 01:36:56,144 That's not going on in Lake Elsinore! 2332 01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:56,977 - How big? - Nice. 2333 01:36:56,977 --> 01:37:00,042 - Kingskin, a man with a notoriously huge hog. 2334 01:37:00,042 --> 01:37:00,875 - How big? 2335 01:37:00,875 --> 01:37:02,707 - Right, but I haven't seen it yet. 2336 01:37:02,707 --> 01:37:04,537 - Really? - What is this movie rated? 2337 01:37:04,537 --> 01:37:06,907 - No! - You flip over onto the table 2338 01:37:06,907 --> 01:37:09,337 and a bunch of cops open the doors, guns out. 2339 01:37:09,337 --> 01:37:10,887 Freeze! Hands over your head! 2340 01:37:10,887 --> 01:37:11,857 - Stop! 2341 01:37:11,857 --> 01:37:15,967 - A gloved hand in his mouth, gun to his head. 2342 01:37:15,967 --> 01:37:17,977 - You think you're not gonna mess this one up, too? 2343 01:37:17,977 --> 01:37:19,447 - It's not for learning lessons! 2344 01:37:19,447 --> 01:37:22,147 This shit is just rad! Don't examine it! 2345 01:37:22,147 --> 01:37:24,697 - You still love your husband, right? 2346 01:37:24,697 --> 01:37:26,710 - Oh. Do you, Paula? 2347 01:37:28,777 --> 01:37:29,874 - Don't examine it! 2348 01:37:29,874 --> 01:37:31,267 - I know I done fucked up. 2349 01:37:31,267 --> 01:37:33,510 - I don't know if I want to go back. 2350 01:37:33,510 --> 01:37:34,343 (Ally gasps) 2351 01:37:34,343 --> 01:37:35,677 - Paula! - I feel that. 2352 01:37:35,677 --> 01:37:37,357 - You lost- - Someone took it. 2353 01:37:37,357 --> 01:37:38,190 - Oh no. 2354 01:37:38,190 --> 01:37:40,347 In any truly great action movie, 2355 01:37:40,347 --> 01:37:42,097 do you really go for the plot? 2356 01:37:42,097 --> 01:37:44,325 You're here to shoot guns and blow things up 2357 01:37:44,325 --> 01:37:45,884 and have a freaking great time. 2358 01:37:45,884 --> 01:37:48,475 - That's a big lesson learned. - No! 2359 01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:52,211 - Six! - Six! It blows up again! 2360 01:37:52,211 --> 01:37:53,237 - Four! - Four! 2361 01:37:53,237 --> 01:37:54,457 - Bing, bang, boom. 2362 01:37:54,457 --> 01:37:56,776 - Unbelievable. - Usha's killing it. 2363 01:37:56,776 --> 01:37:57,609 - One. - Okay. 2364 01:37:57,609 --> 01:37:59,394 - I'm so confused! 2365 01:37:59,394 --> 01:38:01,687 It doesn't end when the movie ends? 2366 01:38:01,687 --> 01:38:05,017 - I'd say the noose is tightening. Trap has been set. 2367 01:38:05,017 --> 01:38:06,877 You all better move, and move quick. 2368 01:38:06,877 --> 01:38:09,941 - [Ally] No fucking way! - That's crazy! 2369 01:38:09,941 --> 01:38:11,802 - What happens if we die? - Oh, you're dead. 2370 01:38:11,802 --> 01:38:12,779 - In real life? 2371 01:38:12,779 --> 01:38:13,869 - In real life. I've never died. 2372 01:38:13,869 --> 01:38:16,237 - Then how do you know? (players gasping) 2373 01:38:16,237 --> 01:38:17,760 - [Brennan] They were careless! 2374 01:38:19,764 --> 01:38:22,764 (chill synth music) 2375 01:38:29,206 --> 01:38:32,539 (chill music continues)