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(energetic electronic music)

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(helicopter whirring)

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(impact echoes)

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(glass clinking)

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(wind whistling)

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(grenade exploding)

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(engine revving)

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(missiles firing)

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(bomb exploding)

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(distorted laughter)

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(fuses sizzling)

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(keys clacking)

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(bomb exploding)
(skull laughing)

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(laser whirring)

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(moon exploding)

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(lasers zapping)

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(explosion booming)

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(car engine revving)

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(glass shattering)

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(bomb beeping)

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(helicopter whirring)

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(fishing rod clicking)

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(epic music fades)

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(bomb exploding)
- Hello one and all!

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Welcome to another thrilling
episode of the "Dimension 20:

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Never Stop Blowing Up."

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I'm your humble game
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan

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and with me, as always, are
our Awesome Action Heroes.

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Say hi, Awesome Action Heroes.

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- [All] Hi, Awesome Action Heroes.

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- Ooh, look at these abilities.

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Look at that sheet.

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- Full of suites.
- Strapped up.

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- The penthouse.

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- [Ally] The penthouse suite.
- La Familia, Diesel Circus,

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Alpha Squad, and The Ones all unlocked

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in the last "Adventuring
Party" where we've been doing

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some character advancement in this system,

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which is, again, inspired
by a bunch of the mechanics

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we love from Kids on Bikes

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as well as the D20 dice game-

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- Murph's terrible dice game.

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- Murph's terrible-
- That ruins all of our day.

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- Murph's terrible dice game
that ruins all of our day,

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but there is something about it.

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- It's so good.
- Hitting every highest number

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and you keep going up
that the people love.

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So in the last "Adventuring Party,"

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we bought a suite of abilities.

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We finished up with Diesel Circus,

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which now means that
everybody can roll twice

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on the first roll after an injury

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and a successful Drive check lets you make

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another skill check on top of it.

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We bought all of Alpha Squad,

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so it means if you use
different skills in a scene,

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the explosion range comes down.

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So if you like collaborate
in a fun interesting way

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where you're using different skills,

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explosion range comes down.

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Two people can roll the
same skill once per episode,

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add the totals together.

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And you may suit up once per episode

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and everybody takes two
Turbo Tokens as you suit up.

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And then you've got The Ones,

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which are three different
abilities that happen

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if you roll a nat one on a skill check.

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Once per episode, you can
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as a max die roll and blow up.

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On a nat one, you may choose
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with a different skill,

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and that is actually
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That's also a once per episode ability.

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If you accept a nat one,

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gain half the Turbo
Tokens of the die value.

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But you have to accept the nat one.

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You have to say, I'm
accepting this failure, right?

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So in our last episode, oh my God,

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brawls with two dog mask wearing bad guys

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at the Eastminster Kennel Club Bloodbath.

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We had a wild fight at the
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against Shaun Nitro
and a group of snipers.

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There was an air raid, bombs
were flying everywhere.

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And we had Usha get taken over by G13

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and crash into Carter Haldwell

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and get the badge back out of his pocket.

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We ended last episode
with Kingskin and G13,

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Liv and Usha being collaborators
with Agent Haldwell

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and going to the FBI field
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With Doug Meat joining up with Wendell,

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Russell, and Paula, AKA Vic
Ethanol, Jennifer Drips,

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and Detective Jack Manhattan,
all taking off together

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along with an unconscious
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Johnny Manhattan all in tow.

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And with a bunch of MacGuffins,

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we have the security
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back in Jennifer Drips's hands.

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We have the bullet casings
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in Jack Manhattan's hands.

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And I believe we have some MacGuffins

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that Jennifer's hanging onto as well,

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which are the Shadow Falcon Protocol,

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yeah, both of those,
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with Greg Stocks as you take off

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into the dark streets of Los Angeles.

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And this is where we're
actually going to return

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in this moment, coming back
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(dramatic music)
Moving through the area here,

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you see that there is a
distant sort of radio tower

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and see there's a small sort of FM station

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and as you sort of approach
it, you can't help but think

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about the world waiting
you back in Lake Elsinore

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if you're able to make
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But you do see the name of the station

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and its like broadcast frequency.

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And you do see that there
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like a junky white van parked

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out in the parking lot as you approach.

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- I think on the way over, you know,

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he's coming off of his juice.

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He just had this big sort
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and he like books it out of the door.

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Doesn't even know if
that's like the right call.

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So we've got all these
like moments of doubt

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and as he approaches this door,
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about like the first
time his uncle was like,

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"Hey man, you can live
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I know Anthony Kiedis."
(Brennan laughing)

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And just thinking about like
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and like remembers pulling
off his radio flyers

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so his uncle couldn't see his failures

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of this thing that he tried to do.

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And I have a question, has
Greg Stocks ever cried?

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- No.

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(Jacob imitating water dripping)

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You feel the strange burning

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of tear ducts completely
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searing, like, hot pain as the first tears

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kind of stumble down your cheek.

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- And I give it a little wipe
and I'll kind of poke my head

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into the door of the radio station.

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And boy does that, it's one tear.

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It's all it is, it
couldn't be more than that.

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- Yeah, you see that it's mostly
like, it's about probably,

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you know, one or two o'clock
in the morning right now.

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The place is mostly
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you notice that there was some interesting

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kind of wiring up on the
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Go ahead and give me a Wits check.

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Call it Wits four here.

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(die clacking)
- Six, blowing up.

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- Woo!
- Blowing up, baby.

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- That's right.
(explosion thundering)

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- Another six.
- [Brennan] 12, beat it

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by more than five.
- Mm-hmm.

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- You see wiring coming from
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but it's partially hidden.

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It's sort of like the
foamy kind of ceiling tiles

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and you see that some of them

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are clearly being weighed
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the building shouldn't
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on the foam ceiling tiles, and you see it

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coming with sort of some patchy work

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out of a janitor's closet.

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- I recognize like an RCA tube.

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- Yeah.
- I'm like, oh,

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I have one of those.
- Yeah.

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- I'll follow the wires.

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- Open the janitor's
closet and in the back,

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you turn and see this sort of red light

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and it's sort of like,
there's one of those deep

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almost to the floor wash basins

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for a janitor's closet, the mop.

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But you see that there's a
door kind of slightly ajar

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behind one of those shelves,
and you see that the shelves

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are those kind of metal connected ones

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that you sort of like assemble, you know,

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with like washers and
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the cleaning equipment on.

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But you see it's not
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It's bolted to the wall
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and you hear a voice coming out of a crack

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in the wall back there going,

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(howling) "That's right.

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Stay sharp out there,
you midnight sailors.

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Wolfman Ann coming to you
from the head of the pack.

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Hope your hunting's good out there.

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We've got a crate full
of AK-47s waiting for you

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enterprising buccaneers
out there at the La Cañada

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food pantry. Stay sharp, stay frosty.

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We gotta show these
motherfuckers what time it is.

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Tick tock, buccaneers, tick tock."

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Go ahead and gimme a Sneak check.

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- One of my few d4s.
- All these AK-47s?

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- A bucket full.
- Two.

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- As you sort of slide the wall open,

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you see this like huge
decks and recordings

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and things like that.

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As you open it, you see
a tiny little toothpick

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just falls on the ground in front of you

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that was leaned up on the sliding door.

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You see this older woman like
crouched over in the booth,

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headphones on, skin's sort
of weathered with age,

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crow's feet around the eyes, white hair,

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this thick leather jacket
like rough around the edges

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and she's smoking in this little room,

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a weird sort of overhead
floodlight on her.

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She goes, "Stay tuned for the Professor,

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my friend and yours, running
you through how to use

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simple match heads and household supplies

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to build a bomb out of a tennis ball."

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And you see that she clicks a recording,

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turns around, two barrels on you.

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(Rekha gasping)

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- Do it.
(all laughing)

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Just fucking do it.
(Alex laughing)

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I'm a piece of shit.
(Rekha gasping)

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- She sort of takes her gun down

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and says, "Jesus Christ.

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(Jacob laughing)
You're covered in blood.

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What's your deal, stranger?"

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- I'm running from some bad
people and I saw this radio

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and just something called me
and whenever I get a call,

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I never hang it up.

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- She looks and says, "Keep yourself open.

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That's how we channel."

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- (gravelly) Right on.
(Ify laughing)

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Is that a real reel 1986 Toshiba?

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- "Oh hell yeah, you wanna
touch it, go for it."

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She says, "Come on in,"
puts a hand out and says,

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"Wolfman Ann."
- [Jacob] Stocks, Greg Stocks.

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- Give me Sneak.

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She blows up.

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Give me Sneak 17.

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- (laughing) Whoa.

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(die clattering)
(Rekha gasps)

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Strong, that's a one.
- Shh.

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- Oh-
- But-

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- Oh, The Ones, yes.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ones could be max.

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- You can treat a nat
one as a max dice roll,

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so I guess I would blow it up.

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- You would blow it up.

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Or you can also-
- Well 17, I think

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I'm just gonna-
- You can accept the one

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and take half the value

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in Turbo Tokens.
- I'll just take two, yeah.

251
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,159
- Hell yeah.
- I'll take two Turbo Tokens

252
00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:36,157
and accept the one.

253
00:11:36,157 --> 00:11:38,107
- Hell yeah, she looks at you and goes,

254
00:11:39,134 --> 00:11:40,677
"Is that your real name?"

255
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,592
- No, my name's Dang.

256
00:11:44,592 --> 00:11:46,117
(Izzy gasps)

257
00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:47,594
I'm not from here.

258
00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:50,275
- I'm not from here either.
- [Rekha and Izzy] What?

259
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,824
- Where are you from?

260
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:53,374
- The world.

261
00:11:53,374 --> 00:11:54,847
(Alex gasping)

262
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,714
- How'd you get in here?

263
00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:58,390
- Barsimmeon sucked me in.

264
00:11:59,707 --> 00:12:02,377
Lost my MacGuffin a long time ago.

265
00:12:02,377 --> 00:12:04,616
- How long do you think you've been here?

266
00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:09,037
- It was about 1994. What
year is it out there?

267
00:12:09,037 --> 00:12:11,347
- You don't want to know, brother.

268
00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:13,780
(Brennan laughing)
It's 2024.

269
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:14,794
- God damn.

270
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,440
- So you're really from out there?

271
00:12:18,674 --> 00:12:20,950
- "Yeah, I'm from out there.

272
00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:26,667
In 2024, so I got, that's about 30 years."

273
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,504
(inhaling) Holds up
the cigarette and says,

274
00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:31,507
"Doctor said I had less than a year left,

275
00:12:31,507 --> 00:12:32,707
so that's not bad."

276
00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:34,814
- Well, I'm glad you're still here.

277
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:37,807
- "Didn't want to go home."
Holds up the cigarette.

278
00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:40,200
- Oh, so you had a chance
to go home but you stayed?

279
00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:43,384
- Out there, I've got
less than a year left.

280
00:12:44,326 --> 00:12:45,637
- [Jacob and Brennan] Dang.

281
00:12:45,637 --> 00:12:47,737
- How'd you find yourself here?

282
00:12:47,737 --> 00:12:50,887
You know, I tried to do this at home

283
00:12:50,887 --> 00:12:51,967
and it worked for a little bit,

284
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,507
but then some of my wires fried
and I tried to replace 'em

285
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:57,967
and then the to-do list just got so long

286
00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,907
that doing one thing seems impossible,

287
00:13:00,907 --> 00:13:02,617
even though I just needed to do a couple.

288
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,657
It just felt like I
couldn't even get started

289
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:07,507
and then two months went by
and then four months went by

290
00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:10,927
and then seven months went
by and I just, I just never

291
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:11,830
got back into it.

292
00:13:13,415 --> 00:13:15,490
(gentle music)
- I know what you mean.

293
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:19,447
I think I lived an all right life

294
00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,337
back out in the real world.

295
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:24,247
Nobody had too much shit to say about me.

296
00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,230
Never did anything that wrong.

297
00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:30,487
Went along to get along.

298
00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:33,190
- Smooth sailing, slow's
good, slower's better.

299
00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:38,267
- Yeah, except I started
to get towards the end

300
00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:43,540
and I looked back, never
got in anyone else's way,

301
00:13:45,337 --> 00:13:47,080
never got in my own way.

302
00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:52,060
Years went by and I realized
that's just staying still.

303
00:13:52,987 --> 00:13:55,930
You know, this place is a piece of shit.

304
00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:59,110
Everything's always blowing up.

305
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,737
Missiles shoot out people's cars.

306
00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:07,387
You walk to the grocery store,
some cop's hightailing it

307
00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:10,627
after a pickpocket hits you
with their hot rod, you're dead.

308
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:13,297
Wake up again, the movie starts over.

309
00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:18,297
Bomb goes off, you wake up,
you know, all this bullshit.

310
00:14:18,436 --> 00:14:20,746
- So you can't die in the movie?

311
00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:21,579
- Watching all the people that live

312
00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:24,937
in 'Never Stop Blowing Up,'
they die, they come back.

313
00:14:24,937 --> 00:14:27,907
So I started up this pirate radio station,

314
00:14:27,907 --> 00:14:29,407
try to help 'em out.

315
00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:33,697
Every time the movie starts
over, I go and I find, you know,

316
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:36,757
that elementary school,
those, those little kids

317
00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:39,334
that are always just the
victims in stories like this

318
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,970
and I give 'em guns. I say, 'Fight back.'

319
00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:48,547
Next time you see a cop jump
into a hot rod, kill his ass.

320
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,186
- Hell yeah.
- You know?

321
00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:51,019
- Hell fucking yeah.

322
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,567
- Don't be a fucking bystander.

323
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,820
I was a bystander my whole life.

324
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:57,790
I thought I was taking it easy.

325
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:00,907
But whether you take it
easy or you take it hard,

326
00:15:00,907 --> 00:15:04,150
you're taking one step towards
the grave every day, Dang.

327
00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,327
You gotta make it count.

328
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:10,780
You know, 'Never Stop Blowing
Up,' stories like this,

329
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,257
I don't know what the fuck
is going on, you know?

330
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,464
- It's crazy.

331
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:16,327
- It's crazy.
- It's fucking

332
00:15:16,327 --> 00:15:18,164
absolutely mental, man.

333
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:21,847
- I don't know that there's
a lot of lessons to learn

334
00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:26,737
from worlds like this, which
barely makes any fucking sense.

335
00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:29,347
You're in a speedboat, someone with a mask

336
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,027
tries to karate chop your head.

337
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:32,774
- There was a sniper with a cannonball.

338
00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:34,814
- [Brennan and Jacob] Why?

339
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:36,524
- Why?
- What the heck, man?

340
00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,217
- Not a lot to learn
from places like this.

341
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:40,217
- It's a little fun.

342
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,607
- It's a little fun.
- But too much fun

343
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,354
will make your tummy sour.

344
00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:47,507
- I guess I've been in
this VHS tape for 30 years

345
00:15:49,807 --> 00:15:54,807
and without too many lessons
from the sort of bizarre,

346
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:59,917
glossy, constantly on
fire bullshit going on,

347
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,917
maybe there's one lesson
this VHS tape had to teach me

348
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,040
back on the outside.

349
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,171
- What?
- If you got something

350
00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:11,977
you need to do, you better fucking do it.

351
00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:12,940
- How do you start?

352
00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:19,604
- You see that she tosses
the shotgun to you and goes,

353
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,004
"It's one bullet at a time."

354
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,537
- Dang.
- And that's how you

355
00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:28,027
build a bomb out of a tennis ball, folks.

356
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:32,377
I'm here in the studio
with my man, Greg Stocks.

357
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:34,293
Greg, welcome to the program.

358
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,490
- Woo!
(Brennan howling)

359
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,127
(upbeat music)
- Attention freaks, geeks,

360
00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:42,727
punks, crusts and everything in between,

361
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:47,347
there's a live show tonight
at the FBI parking structure.

362
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:51,667
Minor Threat, Hüsker Dü, and Black Flag.

363
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:56,467
All punks bring your
blades, bring your chains,

364
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,987
and bring your motherfuckin' attitude.

365
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,057
We're getting somethin'
done, motherfuckers.

366
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:04,117
- Woo, give me a Hot check.

367
00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:06,278
I'm gonna say just- (laughing)

368
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:07,567
- [Alex] Oh my God.
- Give me a Hot check

369
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:08,680
and roll it with advantage.

370
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,920
That's not even a thing
in this game system.

371
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,047
- (laughing) Yeah.
- But roll with advantage,

372
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,217
roll it twice and take the better roll.

373
00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:14,770
- Okay, okay, a two.

374
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:17,482
And a one.
(all laughing)

375
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:18,937
- But-
- I'll take the one.

376
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,197
- Oh, take the one, max value.

377
00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:21,438
Okay!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

378
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:22,402
- Oh, so wait, that blows up.

379
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:23,327
- Woo!
- What die are you

380
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:25,480
rolling for Hot?
- And then I'm at a d10.

381
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,067
- You're at a d10.
- But also I have Smokin',

382
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,227
so it lowers by three.

383
00:17:29,227 --> 00:17:30,421
- Lowers by three, hell yeah.

384
00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:32,000
- Lemme get my d10 in the mix here.

385
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,787
(explosion thundering)
- So d8 blows up.

386
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,647
- Oh, another two.

387
00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:37,897
- Hell yeah, difficulty 10.

388
00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:41,981
You call that out, you see
that there's this wild phone

389
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,122
(phone ringing)
with this huge chunky

390
00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:46,200
1980s like server on the back of it

391
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,924
that starts to light up and she goes,

392
00:17:47,924 --> 00:17:49,747
"Ooh, we're getting some calls!"

393
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:54,367
And we're gonna cut from
that scene with Greg

394
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:59,367
siccing the pirate radio punk
scene on the FBI field office.

395
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:03,762
- Warped Tour's happening
tonight in the parking lot.

396
00:18:03,762 --> 00:18:04,941
- Hüsker Dü!
(Rekha laughing)

397
00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:07,327
- Hüsker Dü, baby!
(Jacob laughing)

398
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:11,170
We cut back to the FBI field office.

399
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,728
(dramatic music)

400
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:15,078
Usha, or should I say G13,

401
00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:20,827
being wheeled into the
interrogation room, crouched inside

402
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:25,827
of a plastic lined trash can
is Agent Carter Haldwell.

403
00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:26,797
- [Rekha] Because he's pissing

404
00:18:26,797 --> 00:18:28,962
so he has to be in a trash can.

405
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,367
- (whispered) Yeah.
- [Rekha] Yeah, I get it.

406
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,602
- [Brennan] Do you get it?
- [Ally] Does it sound like

407
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:32,947
it's almost full?

408
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,867
- It sounds like they
got him in here fresh.

409
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:37,357
You hear the noise of piss on plastic.

410
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,880
- I...
- [Jacob] Shit.

411
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,997
- What's up?
- You love that?

412
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,704
- He is wheeled in here
and looks at you and goes,

413
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:50,227
"G13, you got a lot to
answer for. Close the door."

414
00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:52,357
You see that the guys close the door

415
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:55,447
and he goes to his watch, clicks it.

416
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:57,280
Gimme a Wits eight.

417
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:02,077
(die clattering)
- That's a four.

418
00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:04,057
- [Brennan] He clicks
something on his watch.

419
00:19:04,057 --> 00:19:07,424
You don't see what happens but
he looks up at you and says,

420
00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:11,587
"Cameras are dead, G13,
we can speak bluntly.

421
00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:13,360
What the fuck happened?

422
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:17,587
Last night, everything was
going off without a hitch

423
00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:19,750
and you failed to upload the Protocol.

424
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:22,174
Getting cold feet?"

425
00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:25,290
- My feet have never been warmer.

426
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,157
- (scoffing) My feet
have never been warmer.

427
00:19:27,157 --> 00:19:28,594
You need to start talking.

428
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:35,317
- Now, a question as both Rekha and G13.

429
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:39,997
Because G13 is like hacked
into this old lady's brain,

430
00:19:39,997 --> 00:19:43,657
does he know why he didn't upload it?

431
00:19:43,657 --> 00:19:45,157
- He was about to-
- Yes.

432
00:19:45,157 --> 00:19:47,557
- And Usha zapped into his
brain and fucked it up.

433
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,237
- Yes, and he knows that?

434
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:52,497
- Yeah, do you wanna try to
dig into G13's memories more?

435
00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:55,177
- Yeah, I was gonna ask,
can I hack his brain,

436
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,397
but I've already done that
move so maybe it's not as cool.

437
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,907
- What's your Wits at right now?

438
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,217
(dramatic music)
- I'm at a d10.

439
00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:04,098
- Give me a Wits eight to try
to dig in another memory here.

440
00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:05,574
- Okay, eight!
(die clattering)

441
00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:06,667
- Eight, sick.

442
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:11,047
You dig in and remember
that G13 did not want

443
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:13,507
to assist the Shadow Falcons.

444
00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:16,897
- Okay.
- But they basically had

445
00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:21,897
a member of his hacker
collective whose name was Slicer.

446
00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:25,627
- Slicer and Banks, okay.

447
00:20:25,627 --> 00:20:29,167
- You go in and there's
something in G13's memory

448
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:34,087
about Slicer that G13 is
like, "Slicer is good people,

449
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:35,677
I don't want to see Slicer killed."

450
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:38,317
And there's a moment
where G13 is sort of like,

451
00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:41,587
"Oh, I need Slicer for my plans.

452
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,387
Like Slicer is a part of the HIVE

453
00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:46,297
and that's my hacker collective
and I don't wanna see that."

454
00:20:46,297 --> 00:20:49,056
Give me Wits difficulty five.

455
00:20:49,056 --> 00:20:50,479
(die clattering)

456
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,960
- This is ten?

457
00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:54,630
- I think it's a one.

458
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,717
- It's a one.
- Yeah, sorry.

459
00:20:55,717 --> 00:20:56,887
There should be a double zero.

460
00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:59,767
- So that's a one, which
is for The Ones, right?

461
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,507
So you can treat that-
- You can blow that up.

462
00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:04,330
- [Brennan] As a max thing
and blow up if you want to.

463
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,559
- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna blow up.

464
00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:06,439
- Boom.
(explosion thundering)

465
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,272
- [Brennan] All right, that's your one

466
00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:08,441
for the episode, boom.

467
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,691
- Okay, so d12.

468
00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:13,690
That's a one.
- Cool, so you get an 11.

469
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,523
- Okay.
- Beating it

470
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,367
by more than five.
- Yeah.

471
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,547
- As he goes, "I need
Slicer for my plans,"

472
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:23,547
wherever Usha is, she
feels something different

473
00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:30,207
about that relationship
that G13 is not focusing on

474
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:32,887
and that's all I'll say about that.

475
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:34,567
- Okay.
- They basically told you

476
00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:36,637
like we know where Slicer is

477
00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:39,367
and can like fire on them at any moment.

478
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:43,537
- Okay. Hey man, I'm a hacker.

479
00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:48,460
I'm not loyal to anybody
except curiosity, okay?

480
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:54,747
I follow whatever my fancy
and if you've got something

481
00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:58,507
good enough for me to follow,
then I'll help you out.

482
00:21:58,507 --> 00:22:00,970
But you come for people in my collective,

483
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,287
then I'm off your team.

484
00:22:04,301 --> 00:22:07,987
- (scoffing) You don't have leverage, G13.

485
00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:11,680
You walk away from here,
your pal's as good as dead.

486
00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:14,557
Lucky for you, we've discovered

487
00:22:14,557 --> 00:22:17,647
that we couldn't have
gone last night anyway.

488
00:22:17,647 --> 00:22:20,287
There's a roadblock in
front of the Protocol

489
00:22:20,287 --> 00:22:21,737
and we need you to solve it.

490
00:22:22,897 --> 00:22:24,747
- Roadblock in front of the Protocol?

491
00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:26,937
- (breathy) What do you know

492
00:22:26,937 --> 00:22:29,927
about the Archimedes Contingency?

493
00:22:29,927 --> 00:22:33,367
(Jacob laughing)

494
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:37,141
- G13 inherently feels like
he knows everything about it,

495
00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,740
(laughing) but Rekha doesn't.

496
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,220
- Yeah, give me Wits eight.

497
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,027
- Okay, that's a one.
(Jacob gasps)

498
00:22:46,027 --> 00:22:50,917
But I will re-roll.

499
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:51,817
- Okay.

500
00:22:51,817 --> 00:22:53,077
Using a different-
- I love that the failures

501
00:22:53,077 --> 00:22:54,187
are not feeling like failures.

502
00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:56,437
- Yeah, totally, there's
more like elasticity.

503
00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:58,127
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

504
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:01,237
- Okay, I will re-roll
using a different skill.

505
00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:03,719
I will use my Tech.

506
00:23:03,719 --> 00:23:05,658
- Okay, you're using Tech, gotcha, yep.

507
00:23:05,658 --> 00:23:06,817
(die clattering)

508
00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:09,124
- Five, so sick.
- Okay.

509
00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:10,011
All right,

510
00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:11,377
take the Turbo Token.
- (Ally laughing) So sick.

511
00:23:11,377 --> 00:23:13,397
- So sick, disgusting.
- So disgusting.

512
00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:16,507
Okay, so can I give flavor
as to why I might not know?

513
00:23:16,507 --> 00:23:20,197
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, G13 by all accounts

514
00:23:20,197 --> 00:23:22,597
thinks he's a genius.

515
00:23:22,597 --> 00:23:25,567
If he's wrong, if he was
like, "Two plus two is five,"

516
00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:27,127
and someone's like, "That's
actually incorrect."

517
00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:30,937
He's like, the immediate is,
"That person is so stupid,

518
00:23:30,937 --> 00:23:32,107
they're not on my level.

519
00:23:32,107 --> 00:23:34,117
They're not on my level
to be even talking."

520
00:23:34,117 --> 00:23:35,464
- Why'd you point at me?

521
00:23:35,464 --> 00:23:37,818
- And they're just like not on my level.

522
00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:39,907
- (laughing) Uh-huh.
(Rekha laughing)

523
00:23:39,907 --> 00:23:41,527
- It is deeply embarrassing.

524
00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:44,167
This is the type of person that
even if they're not supposed

525
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:46,387
to know something, when
they don't know something,

526
00:23:46,387 --> 00:23:49,747
that is hurtful to them.

527
00:23:49,747 --> 00:23:54,244
And he internally is like,
"It's that fucking old lady."

528
00:23:55,327 --> 00:23:58,627
He's blaming his lack of wits on Usha.

529
00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:00,780
He hasn't fully hacked her yet.

530
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:04,844
- Gotcha, you see that
Haldwell goes, "You don't know?

531
00:24:06,258 --> 00:24:11,107
(laughing) Well, all you
need to know is this.

532
00:24:11,107 --> 00:24:13,524
You better cough up
that Protocol right now

533
00:24:13,524 --> 00:24:18,337
and if you don't,
Slicer's as good as dead.

534
00:24:18,337 --> 00:24:19,534
Where is it?"

535
00:24:23,257 --> 00:24:25,165
- There's...

536
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,587
a gym of backflippers

537
00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:33,660
that practices only at night.
(Alex laughing)

538
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:38,278
I've buried it deep within the walls.

539
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:40,117
- (laughing) "Gym of backflippers."

540
00:24:40,117 --> 00:24:41,907
- Give me Hot difficulty six.

541
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:44,858
(die clattering)

542
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,687
- (laughing) Three!

543
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:49,867
- Haldwell leans in really
close and you can hear

544
00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,436
splashing inside the trash can.

545
00:24:51,436 --> 00:24:53,497
- (laughing) Ew.
- And he leans in close

546
00:24:53,497 --> 00:24:57,010
and goes, "Nice try, G13.

547
00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:01,897
Professor Gunshoot's an old friend."

548
00:25:01,897 --> 00:25:04,599
And you see he goes,
"Wheel me outta here."

549
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:07,447
And you see the agents come
in and go, "Jesus Christ,"

550
00:25:07,447 --> 00:25:09,781
and slowly push him out.

551
00:25:09,781 --> 00:25:12,157
You see he says, "Think
long and hard, G13,

552
00:25:12,157 --> 00:25:14,677
about who your real friends are.

553
00:25:14,677 --> 00:25:16,477
Get all the tech out of his hands."

554
00:25:16,477 --> 00:25:19,207
And they come in and get all your gear

555
00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:23,230
and they fully straitjacket
you, and they haul you off.

556
00:25:24,341 --> 00:25:25,807
(door squeaking)
Door opens elsewhere.

557
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,337
Agent Haldwell is wheeled in.

558
00:25:27,337 --> 00:25:28,787
- [Alex] You kept me waiting.

559
00:25:29,991 --> 00:25:32,551
- (Brennan laughing) Throws
a dossier on the table.

560
00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:34,159
- [Izzy] Stop it, stop it.

561
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,397
- (Alex laughing) Oh no.
- [Izzy] Stop it.

562
00:25:36,397 --> 00:25:38,804
- Throws a dossier on the table.

563
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:43,804
"Steven Skin, Princeton, West Point.

564
00:25:44,557 --> 00:25:49,357
Courted for the CIA, courted by the NSA

565
00:25:49,357 --> 00:25:51,097
intelligence community.

566
00:25:51,097 --> 00:25:52,690
Incredibly accomplished.

567
00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:57,217
You threw your fucking life in the toilet

568
00:25:57,217 --> 00:26:01,864
to run around whipping
dogs with a grenade whip."

569
00:26:03,152 --> 00:26:05,294
- I don't see it that way.

570
00:26:05,294 --> 00:26:06,127
- Yeah?

571
00:26:08,137 --> 00:26:12,367
You could have been at
the top of the world,

572
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,067
man with his finger on the button.

573
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:19,540
Instead, you're getting
barked at by the Empresario,

574
00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:23,677
brick full of cocaine
and blood on the table.

575
00:26:23,677 --> 00:26:25,717
- Aren't I on top of the world?

576
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:29,447
I go up to a random man or
woman, they're happy to see me

577
00:26:30,637 --> 00:26:32,617
'cause we have history.

578
00:26:32,617 --> 00:26:37,027
Well, they're not always
happy, but we do have history.

579
00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:38,290
That's kind of nice.

580
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,947
- You can fuck your way
through the criminal underbelly

581
00:26:41,947 --> 00:26:45,592
of Los Angeles all you want, Steven.

582
00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:47,472
- Why do you say it like that?

583
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:52,472
- Because you had a chance
at power, at prestige.

584
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,774
You had a chance to make
something of yourself

585
00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:57,334
and you threw it away.

586
00:26:59,437 --> 00:27:03,070
- Liv hears this but
then like takes a moment,

587
00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,750
feels herself in Kingskin's
body and is like,

588
00:27:09,374 --> 00:27:13,900
I think I am happy, I
think I like my life.

589
00:27:15,487 --> 00:27:17,774
Is that what this is about?

590
00:27:17,774 --> 00:27:22,237
- What this is about is a floppy disk

591
00:27:22,237 --> 00:27:27,237
that is currently missing
and a security badge,

592
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:32,677
and I think you know something about it.

593
00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:34,977
- Never seen either of
those items in my life.

594
00:27:36,044 --> 00:27:38,767
- What do you know about Santo Patron?

595
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,717
- Don't know anything about that either.

596
00:27:40,717 --> 00:27:45,007
Unless you have some kind
of specific accusation here,

597
00:27:45,007 --> 00:27:46,957
I don't think you should be holding me.

598
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,819
- Oooh.
- Lawyered up, lawyered up,

599
00:27:51,819 --> 00:27:53,830
lawyered up!
(Alex laughing)

600
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:55,210
- Call the phone number.

601
00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:58,418
- [Brennan] Give me a Hot check.

602
00:27:58,418 --> 00:27:59,887
- Hot check.
- Difficulty of eight.

603
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,887
- Okay, rolling a d10.

604
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:03,928
Five.

605
00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:05,887
- Go ahead and take a Turbo Token.

606
00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:08,260
- Okay.
- You see he says,

607
00:28:09,404 --> 00:28:11,347
"You want to talk to a lawyer?

608
00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:16,347
Yeah, I got a lawyer for
you, public and defender."

609
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,687
- Hmm.
- "Shove my trash can

610
00:28:19,687 --> 00:28:22,507
at him, boys," and you see
they shove the trash can

611
00:28:22,507 --> 00:28:23,827
and he's gonna take a swing at you.

612
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:26,930
- All right, Kingskin is laughing.

613
00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:28,927
(all laughing)

614
00:28:28,927 --> 00:28:29,887
- Brutal.

615
00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:31,177
- Go ahead and gimme Tough.

616
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,737
Difficulty is one, he rolled a one.

617
00:28:32,737 --> 00:28:35,337
- Oh, now I feel bad.
- [Jacob] Fuck him up.

618
00:28:36,207 --> 00:28:37,040
(die clattering)

619
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,347
- Six.

620
00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:40,177
- Okay, you succeed.

621
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,547
- I stay absolutely still

622
00:28:42,547 --> 00:28:45,967
and just see what Haldwell tries to do.

623
00:28:45,967 --> 00:28:48,397
- He swings, but you can
imagine that a lot of the force

624
00:28:48,397 --> 00:28:51,367
from a punch needs you to kind
of be rooted to the ground

625
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:54,127
and he's in a rolling
trash can full of piss.

626
00:28:54,127 --> 00:28:55,697
- And that piss is sloshing around.

627
00:28:55,697 --> 00:28:58,237
- It's just sloshing, and as he hits you,

628
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,957
most of the force actually pushes him back

629
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,777
in the wheeled trash can.
(Ify laughing)

630
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,437
- It would cause the piss to swish too.

631
00:29:05,437 --> 00:29:06,657
- Yeah.
- Yes.

632
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:08,077
- Does it get a little bit in his eyes?

633
00:29:08,077 --> 00:29:09,907
- Can we do a swish check?

634
00:29:09,907 --> 00:29:11,197
- Can you do a swish check

635
00:29:11,197 --> 00:29:13,327
if it gets in his mouth or his eye?

636
00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:16,567
- You see that he says, "Get
me off him, I'll kill him."

637
00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:19,987
And you see that they sort
of go to wheel his can back,

638
00:29:19,987 --> 00:29:21,427
but you can act before that.

639
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,077
- As they're about to wheel him back,

640
00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:25,777
I just reach out one hand
to grab onto his shoulder

641
00:29:25,777 --> 00:29:28,897
so he can't leave my vicinity.

642
00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:30,307
- Hell yeah, give me Brawl.

643
00:29:30,307 --> 00:29:33,812
He'll oppose it with Tough, that's a 10.

644
00:29:33,812 --> 00:29:35,108
(die clattering)

645
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,837
- Eight.
- So he is pulled

646
00:29:37,837 --> 00:29:39,847
away from you as he runs outta the room.

647
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,797
He says, "Huh, get that animal off me.

648
00:29:41,797 --> 00:29:43,417
Get that monster off me."

649
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,715
- Slippery.
- (laughing) Ew.

650
00:29:46,627 --> 00:29:50,047
- You see G13 in the straitjacket

651
00:29:50,047 --> 00:29:52,207
is tossed onto the table in front of you.

652
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,007
You're handcuffed to the table.

653
00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:58,777
He looks at you and says,
"I think these two piggies

654
00:29:58,777 --> 00:30:01,447
need some incentive to squeal.

655
00:30:01,447 --> 00:30:04,597
Call me old fashioned but
I usually like to wait

656
00:30:04,597 --> 00:30:07,294
till December for my Christmas ham."

657
00:30:08,947 --> 00:30:12,787
You see he says, "Shut the
door and let's get cooking."

658
00:30:12,787 --> 00:30:15,547
You see two pieces of
paper are slid across

659
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,174
with two fountain pens.

660
00:30:17,174 --> 00:30:19,087
"You write down what you know

661
00:30:19,087 --> 00:30:23,017
about the Archimedes
Contingency or anything to do

662
00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:28,017
with the Santo Patron. And
you have as much time to do it

663
00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:30,847
until you fall asleep."

664
00:30:30,847 --> 00:30:33,187
And they close the door
and you hear it lock.

665
00:30:33,187 --> 00:30:36,286
- Well, I'm in a straitjacket.

666
00:30:36,286 --> 00:30:39,528
(all laughing)
Idiots.

667
00:30:39,528 --> 00:30:41,407
- And you know, the
essay portion of the SAT

668
00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:44,136
that's like bullshit anyway.

669
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,337
(inquisitive music)
- It's optional.

670
00:30:45,337 --> 00:30:46,447
- Oh.
- [Brennan] Smoke begins

671
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:49,057
to fill the room and as it does so,

672
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:49,890
I'm gonna need both of you

673
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:52,087
to make a difficulty 20 Tough check.

674
00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:53,347
- Oh my God, they're so fucked

675
00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:54,180
- It's a sleeping-

676
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:55,707
It's a sleeping gas.

677
00:30:55,707 --> 00:30:57,824
- Oh my God.
- That shit was sick!

678
00:30:57,824 --> 00:30:59,412
(Brennan laughing)

679
00:30:59,412 --> 00:31:01,594
- That shit was sick!

680
00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,617
- Four.
- (screams) Ah, I'm scared!

681
00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:05,887
- Four, but I'm gonna use
two tokens to blow up.

682
00:31:05,887 --> 00:31:08,137
- Okay, we blow up, boom.
(explosion thundering)

683
00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:10,147
- I got an eight on a d10.

684
00:31:10,147 --> 00:31:12,547
I could also- wait, what's the difficulty?

685
00:31:12,547 --> 00:31:15,487
- The difficulty is 20.
- 20.

686
00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:17,257
Sure, I'll blow up also.

687
00:31:17,257 --> 00:31:19,957
- Oh seven, but on a d8, I blow up.

688
00:31:19,957 --> 00:31:22,387
- Okay, double blow up, so
double the amount of tokens

689
00:31:22,387 --> 00:31:23,497
that are in your tray.

690
00:31:23,497 --> 00:31:24,330
- Beep boop boop.

691
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:25,163
- Beep boop boop.
(explosion thundering)

692
00:31:25,163 --> 00:31:26,426
Sad, but that's okay.
(Rekha laughing)

693
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,627
- That's sad, okay.
- That's okay.

694
00:31:27,627 --> 00:31:29,407
- That's sad.
- So wait, that's an eight.

695
00:31:29,407 --> 00:31:30,367
You rolled an eight and-
- 14.

696
00:31:30,367 --> 00:31:33,274
- 14, six and eight, 14.
- Okay.

697
00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:34,107
- Well, what do we have over here?

698
00:31:34,107 --> 00:31:35,794
We blew up over here, Alex?

699
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:36,802
(explosion thundering)
- Yeah, I had an eight

700
00:31:36,802 --> 00:31:39,187
on a d10, I used two tokens to blow up.

701
00:31:39,187 --> 00:31:40,654
Now I'm rolling a d12.

702
00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:42,547
- D12, okay, awesome, go for it.

703
00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:43,597
- I got a four.

704
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,760
- Okay, so 14 and four is 18.

705
00:31:46,837 --> 00:31:48,670
Two shy, here we go.

706
00:31:50,347 --> 00:31:51,180
- It's four.

707
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,507
- Okay.
- Can they try and do

708
00:31:52,507 --> 00:31:53,954
an Alpha Squad?

709
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:54,787
(Rekha and Brennan gasping)

710
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,467
- Oh, and add their rolls together?

711
00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:58,417
- Yeah.
- You can do the Alpha-

712
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,037
Good eye, Ify.
(all gasping)

713
00:32:00,037 --> 00:32:01,690
You can add them together.

714
00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:05,127
- Okay, so what, I had a 14.

715
00:32:05,127 --> 00:32:07,417
- So 14 and you had an 18.
- 18.

716
00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:11,405
- Together, that is 32, yeah, that's 32.

717
00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:12,277
- Wanna do it?
- Alpha Squad.

718
00:32:12,277 --> 00:32:13,897
- Yeah, Alpha Squad baby.
- We lock eyes.

719
00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:16,027
I am fully straitjacketed up.

720
00:32:16,027 --> 00:32:17,577
We make like a little like...

721
00:32:19,456 --> 00:32:20,377
(Ify laughing)

722
00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:23,107
- Yeah describe for me
like as you guys embrace,

723
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,147
you pick him up in the straitjacket

724
00:32:25,147 --> 00:32:27,517
and each of you can use the other person

725
00:32:27,517 --> 00:32:30,007
basically like covering
your nose in the fabric

726
00:32:30,007 --> 00:32:31,357
of the other person's clothing

727
00:32:31,357 --> 00:32:33,907
to get a sudden like seal over your mouth.

728
00:32:33,907 --> 00:32:36,337
- Yeah, we make like a
circular human centipede

729
00:32:36,337 --> 00:32:38,317
kind of like covering our noses.

730
00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:41,167
- Oh, that's kinda what you're up to?

731
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,147
- Do I flip you upside down?

732
00:32:43,147 --> 00:32:44,407
- Yeah.

733
00:32:44,407 --> 00:32:46,471
- We're 69ing?
- Cool.

734
00:32:46,471 --> 00:32:48,517
- Yeah, you're 69ing with
someone in a straitjacket

735
00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:49,930
on top of a table.

736
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:51,387
(all laughing)
- Great, you two begin

737
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:53,320
to 69, awesome.

738
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,153
(Alex laughing)

739
00:32:54,153 --> 00:32:55,930
We cut outside.

740
00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,848
- I thought it was a
different way. (laughing)

741
00:32:58,848 --> 00:32:59,681
(Ify laughing)
- We cut outside.

742
00:32:59,681 --> 00:33:03,277
- No there wasn't.
- Jennifer, Vic, and Jack,

743
00:33:03,277 --> 00:33:06,187
you all roll up outside
of the FBI field office

744
00:33:06,187 --> 00:33:07,267
and you can see,
(dramatic music)

745
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,337
something fucked up is happening.

746
00:33:09,337 --> 00:33:13,117
You see that there's a
sort of parking garage

747
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:15,637
down the street and you see
a couple of people out there

748
00:33:15,637 --> 00:33:18,697
just kind of clinking
glass bottles together.

749
00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,427
You see that there are some
kids on like motorcycles

750
00:33:21,427 --> 00:33:23,467
that have just sort of come up.

751
00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:26,497
Hydraulic car rolls up
with a bunch of guys

752
00:33:26,497 --> 00:33:29,407
that have like headbands,
lead pipes, chains,

753
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,717
one guy sort of tossing
a knife in the air.

754
00:33:31,717 --> 00:33:35,797
You see there's a weird vibe
brewing on the street out here.

755
00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:37,244
You see a couple like,

756
00:33:37,244 --> 00:33:40,807
"We wanna see Black Flag, Black Flag!"

757
00:33:40,807 --> 00:33:44,527
And someone goes, "This
is an FBI field office.

758
00:33:44,527 --> 00:33:47,527
Black Flag is not playing tonight."

759
00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,488
What do you do as you roll up here?

760
00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,617
- Damn, I wanna see Black Flag.

761
00:33:50,617 --> 00:33:53,230
- Yeah, I'm kinda looking
around and I'm like,

762
00:33:54,457 --> 00:33:59,457
guys, I think I figured out
a way we're gonna get in

763
00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:02,377
'cause they're not gonna let us walk in.

764
00:34:02,377 --> 00:34:04,537
So I'm gonna bust open the door.

765
00:34:04,537 --> 00:34:06,907
- That's great, I was
thinking about going up

766
00:34:06,907 --> 00:34:10,837
into the duct work, so I'll
just be right above you

767
00:34:10,837 --> 00:34:13,117
at all times, just know that.
- [Ify] Okay.

768
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:16,720
- But you also have the badge.

769
00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:19,987
- [Ally] I think they're
gonna know that I'm not him

770
00:34:19,987 --> 00:34:22,957
'cause he's such a prominent agent.

771
00:34:22,957 --> 00:34:25,045
But I could try if you want to try.

772
00:34:25,045 --> 00:34:26,317
- And he's in there.

773
00:34:26,317 --> 00:34:28,044
- (laughing) And he's in there.

774
00:34:28,044 --> 00:34:28,877
- And he might just

775
00:34:28,877 --> 00:34:29,710
(Ally imitating a whip)

776
00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:30,907
grab it back.
- His picture's on the badge,

777
00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:33,180
so they could look at the badge.

778
00:34:34,091 --> 00:34:37,445
- Do you have like a crazy mask?

779
00:34:37,445 --> 00:34:39,307
- Oh yeah, like one of those-
- Skin masks.

780
00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:41,120
- Skin masks that they have-
- Oh fuck, I don't have

781
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,464
a skin mask.
(all laughing)

782
00:34:44,464 --> 00:34:45,910
I hate that.

783
00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:49,477
- I'm driving straight through.

784
00:34:49,477 --> 00:34:50,385
- You're driving straight through.

785
00:34:50,385 --> 00:34:52,394
- Oh, you wanna drive, you wanna drive?

786
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:53,324
- Oh, I'm gonna drive straight through-

787
00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:54,805
- Drive straight through.
- And tell all those punks

788
00:34:54,805 --> 00:34:56,266
that the show's inside.

789
00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:57,099
- [Ally] Oh.
- Do you have any

790
00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:58,057
clearance, sweetheart?

791
00:34:58,057 --> 00:35:01,657
- You see Lucy goes, "Sweetie,
well yeah, I'm the DA.

792
00:35:01,657 --> 00:35:03,217
I could walk in."
- Oh yeah.

793
00:35:03,217 --> 00:35:05,227
- Oh.
- Yeah.

794
00:35:05,227 --> 00:35:10,227
- We could be fake handcuffed
or something like that.

795
00:35:11,324 --> 00:35:13,477
- Yeah, I arrest people all the time.

796
00:35:13,477 --> 00:35:15,716
- Yeah, so do I.
- I still would love

797
00:35:15,716 --> 00:35:18,466
to be up in the duct
work, it's like a little-

798
00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:19,957
- Get in the duct work.
- I can't explain it,

799
00:35:19,957 --> 00:35:22,987
but it's kind of the only
place I've felt at home

800
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,896
since being in this world.

801
00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:26,707
- [Ify] How's this?
- I'm also a detective.

802
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:29,347
- Yeah, so maybe you go in the ducts

803
00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:32,017
and then you all can bring me in

804
00:35:32,017 --> 00:35:33,645
and we'll pretend-
- Oh, that's great.

805
00:35:33,645 --> 00:35:34,783
- Yeah, that seems like a great plan.

806
00:35:34,783 --> 00:35:35,616
- Oh, that's great, okay.

807
00:35:35,616 --> 00:35:37,607
And then we're not driving
it 'cause, you know.

808
00:35:37,607 --> 00:35:39,187
- Yeah.
- We wanna save the car

809
00:35:39,187 --> 00:35:40,867
to get away.
- Cool, we'll be the first one

810
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:43,087
in the crew to do a plan where we pretend

811
00:35:43,087 --> 00:35:44,647
one of us is captured.
- Oh yes, okay,

812
00:35:44,647 --> 00:35:46,527
'cause I've always wanted to do that.

813
00:35:46,527 --> 00:35:48,727
Me and Dang always watch
these movies and I'm like-

814
00:35:48,727 --> 00:35:52,220
- They're gonna be so jealous
that we thought of this.

815
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:55,205
- Okay.
- But, okay, and Shaun,

816
00:35:55,205 --> 00:35:57,367
if Shaun wakes up.
(Ally laughing)

817
00:35:57,367 --> 00:36:00,937
- Oh yeah, but like restrain him for real.

818
00:36:00,937 --> 00:36:02,794
- We, yeah, and what-

819
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:07,267
- And just me and Shaun together
and then you can come in.

820
00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:09,127
- Tape him to your back, you could hold-

821
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:10,254
- Yeah, yeah, cover his mouth too

822
00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:11,087
so he doesn't blow our cover.
- Okay.

823
00:36:11,087 --> 00:36:12,397
- Jennifer's kind of doing some stretches

824
00:36:12,397 --> 00:36:15,307
while we talk about this
and just like light-

825
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,707
- Okay, that sounds like a good plan.

826
00:36:17,707 --> 00:36:18,637
- Okay.
- And then they'll probably

827
00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:22,417
put me in the same place
that they have our friends

828
00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:24,007
and then we can bust out together.

829
00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,507
- Okay.
- Ah, you know,

830
00:36:25,507 --> 00:36:28,747
this person must stretch
for hours every day

831
00:36:28,747 --> 00:36:30,997
'cause I've lost so much flexibility

832
00:36:30,997 --> 00:36:32,737
each day that we've been here.

833
00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:33,570
- Wow.
- I'm starting to worry

834
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:34,917
that I won't be able to get in the ducts.

835
00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:37,057
- Do you think she goes
to the pool at the Y

836
00:36:37,057 --> 00:36:38,404
'cause that's what I do.

837
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,367
(Ify laughing)

838
00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:42,127
- Maybe, yeah, it's
like you're saying that

839
00:36:42,127 --> 00:36:44,737
kind of like a little bit of a brag, like-

840
00:36:44,737 --> 00:36:46,297
- Well, I go to the pool at the Y

841
00:36:46,297 --> 00:36:48,244
every day for half an hour.

842
00:36:48,244 --> 00:36:51,397
- Wow, that's really cool.
- Thank you.

843
00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:52,897
- I've got a pull-up bar at my house,

844
00:36:52,897 --> 00:36:55,927
so sometimes if I'm in the
kitchen like on the phone

845
00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:57,240
or something, I'll just
put it on speakerphone

846
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,770
and I'll do like eight pull-ups.

847
00:37:00,697 --> 00:37:02,887
Like just knock 'em out like that.

848
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,437
Sometimes with the band 'cause
they're kinda harder to do

849
00:37:05,437 --> 00:37:06,607
than you think that they are.

850
00:37:06,607 --> 00:37:08,080
- Where do you put the band?

851
00:37:09,247 --> 00:37:10,657
- My feet go in the band.

852
00:37:10,657 --> 00:37:14,287
- Your feet, (laughing) what?

853
00:37:14,287 --> 00:37:17,227
- I'll send you some
YouTube videos. (laughing)

854
00:37:17,227 --> 00:37:18,427
- Paula, I know you've been having

855
00:37:18,427 --> 00:37:22,027
like some confidence issues
and the high school boys

856
00:37:22,027 --> 00:37:24,247
have noticed that you've gone swimming

857
00:37:24,247 --> 00:37:25,394
and in the ranking of-

858
00:37:25,394 --> 00:37:27,922
- "Why are you calling my husband Paula?"

859
00:37:27,922 --> 00:37:29,137
- (laughing) Oh no.

860
00:37:29,137 --> 00:37:31,724
- Shut up, shut up.
(all laughing)

861
00:37:31,724 --> 00:37:33,497
- Don't you tell me to shut up, Jack.

862
00:37:33,497 --> 00:37:36,303
- I kiss her.
- "Mwah. God, I hate you."

863
00:37:36,303 --> 00:37:37,136
(hand smacking)
Smack.

864
00:37:37,136 --> 00:37:39,097
- Let's go.
- Oh yeah, sorry, no.

865
00:37:39,097 --> 00:37:41,977
- Oh, sorry, I met him
in his undercover name,

866
00:37:41,977 --> 00:37:43,337
which was Paul and so-

867
00:37:43,337 --> 00:37:45,997
- Yeah.
- Paul, uh, I think-

868
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,397
- Yes, yes, that's what-
- The high school boys

869
00:37:48,397 --> 00:37:51,004
have noticed that you at the pool-

870
00:37:51,004 --> 00:37:52,293
- (laughing) The high
school boys are watching

871
00:37:52,293 --> 00:37:54,735
a detective swim.
- Ah, Paul, ah.

872
00:37:54,735 --> 00:37:55,568
All the high school boys noticed-

873
00:37:55,568 --> 00:37:58,897
- When we were broken up,
I started going to the pool

874
00:37:58,897 --> 00:38:01,147
to feel better about myself.

875
00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:03,277
- Yeah, and the high school boys-

876
00:38:03,277 --> 00:38:05,497
- Because I was so depressed and-

877
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,197
- And as a joke, the high school boys-

878
00:38:11,197 --> 00:38:13,717
- As a joke.
- Jack, the mom

879
00:38:13,717 --> 00:38:15,337
with the best rack.

880
00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:18,247
- ...Stop it.
- And we just kind of stare

881
00:38:18,247 --> 00:38:19,597
her deep into the eyes.

882
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:22,147
- Are you serious?
(Rekha laughing)

883
00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:23,714
- You see Shaun Nitro begins to wake up.

884
00:38:23,714 --> 00:38:26,106
"Oh, what happened?"

885
00:38:26,106 --> 00:38:27,519
- No!
(fist thudding)

886
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:30,697
(Brennan grunting)
(all laughing)

887
00:38:30,697 --> 00:38:33,067
- You see a crowd has
gathered on the steps

888
00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:35,887
of the FBI field office and
they've locked the doors inside

889
00:38:35,887 --> 00:38:38,311
and are like on the
security, sort of like,

890
00:38:38,311 --> 00:38:39,904
"We got a problem out here."

891
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:42,457
There were about like 40 people,

892
00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:44,977
it's sort of tripled to about 120.

893
00:38:44,977 --> 00:38:45,810
- Oh.
- Scattered,

894
00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,317
there's like 80 people on the steps.

895
00:38:47,317 --> 00:38:51,547
You see a guy comes out, he's
in like a long black duster

896
00:38:51,547 --> 00:38:55,957
and he goes like, "They've
got Black Flag in there

897
00:38:55,957 --> 00:38:57,877
and they're not gonna let 'em play

898
00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,127
unless we do something about it."

899
00:39:00,127 --> 00:39:02,811
Opens up the trench coat, C4 all over it.

900
00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:05,419
(Jacob laughing)
- Is the Purge happening?

901
00:39:05,419 --> 00:39:08,047
(Rekha laughing)
- Yeah, I don't know why-

902
00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:11,610
- Could we still walk in
or did we take too long?

903
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,438
(Rekha laughing)
- Yeah, I think I should

904
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,217
do the drive in 'cause-
- Yeah, I think so too.

905
00:39:15,217 --> 00:39:16,447
- This guy's gonna blow everything up.

906
00:39:16,447 --> 00:39:18,090
- You think?
- Can I-

907
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,237
- "What?"
- We're gonna do

908
00:39:19,237 --> 00:39:21,607
the drive into the wall plan.

909
00:39:21,607 --> 00:39:22,724
- You think that's better?

910
00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:24,397
- "You're gonna drive into the wall?

911
00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:25,957
I can get us in there."
- Okay, maybe we

912
00:39:25,957 --> 00:39:27,697
should walk in.
- But this guy's got C4

913
00:39:27,697 --> 00:39:29,900
and it seems like he's gonna blow it up.

914
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,647
- A 1980s guy in the full tennis headband,

915
00:39:32,647 --> 00:39:36,277
like Wimbledon white shorts,
the tall white things

916
00:39:36,277 --> 00:39:37,807
you see bounces a tennis ball,
(ball bouncing)

917
00:39:37,807 --> 00:39:39,067
serves it into a window

918
00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:40,323
and it blows up.
- No!

919
00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:41,787
(explosion thundering)
- Okay, you're driving.

920
00:39:41,787 --> 00:39:45,577
- Driving in, I would like
to sit underneath the sunroof

921
00:39:45,577 --> 00:39:48,367
and kind of like spring loaded
so that when we get in there

922
00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:52,087
and we're underneath a duct,
I can just fly out the sunroof

923
00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:52,957
into the ducts.

924
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:56,217
- Hell yeah, this is gonna be Drive 11.

925
00:39:56,217 --> 00:39:58,687
- Okay, and I do my muscle car wheelie

926
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:03,224
and I yell out the
window, "For Black Flag!"

927
00:40:03,224 --> 00:40:04,387
(Brennan laughing)

928
00:40:04,387 --> 00:40:07,312
11.
(all cheering)

929
00:40:07,312 --> 00:40:08,197
- Sick.
- [Jacob] Love it.

930
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:11,403
- Cool, so you (imitating
engine revving) get in the car,

931
00:40:11,403 --> 00:40:14,137
(engine revving)
peel out and just hit the gas

932
00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:17,144
just enough to just wedge
just the front doors

933
00:40:17,144 --> 00:40:17,980
(glass shattering)
through the wall

934
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,717
and you park it like-
You hit that 11 sweet.

935
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,403
It was like, so there's-
(Ify laughing)

936
00:40:21,403 --> 00:40:22,687
- Hell yeah.
- You see that there's a guy

937
00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:25,867
in a ground floor office
and your car smashes

938
00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:28,927
through the wall two inches
from the front bumper

939
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,939
to the back of his chair,
and he just goes, "Whoa."

940
00:40:31,939 --> 00:40:34,177
(Ify laughing)
Right on the 11, baby.

941
00:40:34,177 --> 00:40:37,477
Just no extra damage past what
was needed through the wall.

942
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,617
You are in the building.

943
00:40:38,617 --> 00:40:40,117
- I go, ah!
- [Brennan] Go ahead and gimme

944
00:40:40,117 --> 00:40:42,621
Stunts eight.
- Okay, great.

945
00:40:42,621 --> 00:40:44,125
(Ify laughing)
We're still on

946
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,737
a d4 with stunts, so let's see.

947
00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:50,257
Now that's a one.
- Uh-oh, ooh.

948
00:40:50,257 --> 00:40:52,417
- Which can blow up.
- Oh, we got The Ones.

949
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:55,297
- Let's see which little One
ability I want to use here.

950
00:40:55,297 --> 00:40:58,177
- Or you could use a
different skill, right?

951
00:40:58,177 --> 00:41:00,727
- Yep, I'm gonna go ahead and parlay that

952
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:03,517
into a different skill and
for me, it's gonna be Sneak.

953
00:41:03,517 --> 00:41:05,107
- All right, gimme a four Sneak.

954
00:41:05,107 --> 00:41:06,450
- Okay.

955
00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:08,749
(sneaky music)

956
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:10,657
- A one.

957
00:41:10,657 --> 00:41:12,487
- It's a one?
- Mm-mm, even worse,

958
00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:15,337
it's a two 'cause now ones have

959
00:41:15,337 --> 00:41:16,807
actionability.
- Power.

960
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:17,797
- Two's the new one.

961
00:41:17,797 --> 00:41:18,667
- Two's the new one.

962
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,107
- We've been hearing it all over.

963
00:41:20,107 --> 00:41:23,146
- So he goes, "Whoa," and I go, ah!

964
00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:25,698
(all laughing)
And I hit, I hit-

965
00:41:25,698 --> 00:41:27,988
- No.
- I hit the duct work

966
00:41:27,988 --> 00:41:29,847
and then I fall onto his desk.

967
00:41:29,847 --> 00:41:31,567
- Go ahead and gimme Tough.

968
00:41:31,567 --> 00:41:33,396
- [Ally] Fuck!
- Gimme Tough 10.

969
00:41:33,396 --> 00:41:34,987
(Ally whistling)
- Oh no.

970
00:41:34,987 --> 00:41:35,964
- Dang!
- That's a 10.

971
00:41:35,964 --> 00:41:37,867
- And it blows up.
(explosion thundering)

972
00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:39,700
- [Brennan] Blows up, boom baby.

973
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:43,417
- So at least I'm looking very tough.

974
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,247
- Okay.
(die clattering)

975
00:41:45,247 --> 00:41:46,717
- Oh, she traveled.

976
00:41:46,717 --> 00:41:48,637
That's a four, so that is a 14.

977
00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:52,627
- So you go, "Ah," and
pop out of the sunroof,

978
00:41:52,627 --> 00:41:57,312
hit your head hard, full
face into the air vent.

979
00:41:57,312 --> 00:41:59,167
(metal clattering)
Bam, land on the hood.

980
00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:01,507
And the guy whose chair, like your feet

981
00:42:01,507 --> 00:42:02,707
are touching the back of his chair.

982
00:42:02,707 --> 00:42:05,104
He goes, "Whoa, whoa!"

983
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:07,880
- Hey.
- Whoa!

984
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,750
- Hey, hey, hey, and I snatch
his badge off his person.

985
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,117
- I go, "Be cool."

986
00:42:13,117 --> 00:42:14,587
And then I try to do Neck Snapper.

987
00:42:14,587 --> 00:42:15,420
- Blam, blam, blam.
(Ify laughing)

988
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,207
- I try to do Neck Snapper!

989
00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:19,567
- Okay, do Brawl versus his Tough.

990
00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:22,423
- I tried to do Neck Snapper!

991
00:42:22,423 --> 00:42:23,256
- You said be cool-
- This guy's like,

992
00:42:23,256 --> 00:42:25,677
his coffee kind of spills out.

993
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,947
"Shit, what, my badge!"

994
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:28,300
Blam, blam, cool.

995
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:30,866
He got a three Tough check.

996
00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:32,257
(die clattering)

997
00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:33,090
What's that?

998
00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:35,107
- That's a one which is the new

999
00:42:35,107 --> 00:42:36,393
blowing up.
- Which is the new nat 20.

1000
00:42:36,393 --> 00:42:37,226
- And I do blow that up.

1001
00:42:37,226 --> 00:42:38,527
- That blows up on a one,

1002
00:42:38,527 --> 00:42:39,697
boom.
(explosion thundering)

1003
00:42:39,697 --> 00:42:42,677
So that's the max value.

1004
00:42:42,677 --> 00:42:45,084
- 12, and I blow that
up! I'm at d20 for Brawl.

1005
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,831
(explosion thundering)
- Oh my God, boom baby!

1006
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:47,664
At a d20 for Brawl.

1007
00:42:47,664 --> 00:42:49,453
- Do you have any Turbo Tokens?

1008
00:42:49,453 --> 00:42:50,286
- One.
- Does that count

1009
00:42:50,286 --> 00:42:51,792
as a double blow up?

1010
00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:54,221
- That is a double blow up.
(all cheering)

1011
00:42:54,221 --> 00:42:55,721
- Two!
- Two, okay.

1012
00:42:56,751 --> 00:42:57,584
- We're in the money.

1013
00:42:57,584 --> 00:43:01,482
♪ We're in the money ♪
- I traveled, another 10.

1014
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:06,482
- Another 10, so that was
10, 12 and 10, that's a 32?

1015
00:43:06,607 --> 00:43:08,017
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah, I just go, (grunting)

1016
00:43:08,017 --> 00:43:10,747
it's like, kind of like
animal the way my body bends

1017
00:43:10,747 --> 00:43:12,779
and I Neck Snapper with my legs.

1018
00:43:12,779 --> 00:43:16,897
- (grunting) So he is
unconscious, but I think on a 32,

1019
00:43:16,897 --> 00:43:19,717
this is like, name an amount of time

1020
00:43:19,717 --> 00:43:21,937
you want him to be asleep for.

1021
00:43:21,937 --> 00:43:24,001
- [Izzy] Weeks.
- Four months.

1022
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:25,973
- Oh.
- Oh shit.

1023
00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:27,021
- Coma, full coma.

1024
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,597
(Jacob laughing)
- Gonna have to go

1025
00:43:28,597 --> 00:43:30,907
to physical therapy to regain
the strength in his neck.

1026
00:43:30,907 --> 00:43:33,337
- You put him, no, on a
32, you put him into a coma

1027
00:43:33,337 --> 00:43:34,867
where he will actually be stronger

1028
00:43:34,867 --> 00:43:36,491
and healthier when he wakes up.

1029
00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:39,053
- I love that.
- Damn, what was he doing now?

1030
00:43:39,053 --> 00:43:40,271
- Yeah.
- That a coma

1031
00:43:40,271 --> 00:43:41,642
made him healthier.
(Ally laughing)

1032
00:43:41,642 --> 00:43:43,629
- His gut biome's gonna be-
(all laughing)

1033
00:43:43,629 --> 00:43:45,783
- He gets sober in a coma.
- Detoxes, yeah

1034
00:43:45,783 --> 00:43:47,253
and his family loves him.
- Yeah, exactly.

1035
00:43:47,253 --> 00:43:50,497
Yeah, you hear a chiropractic
crack and it's like, oh!

1036
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,867
You've been realigned.
- Got it, he got taller,

1037
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,074
but he's asleep.
- Yeah.

1038
00:43:54,074 --> 00:43:56,285
- "While You Were
Sleeping" happens to him.

1039
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:57,217
- (gasping) Oh.
- Oh my God,

1040
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,743
Sandra Bullock comes and
goes, "That's my husband."

1041
00:43:59,743 --> 00:44:02,707
- "That's my husband."
- "That'sa my husband!"

1042
00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:05,377
- Vic, through the wall,
Jennifer, hit your face,

1043
00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:07,507
bam, in an air vent, but
you're at a d20 Brawl

1044
00:44:07,507 --> 00:44:09,427
as you neck snap the agent in this room.

1045
00:44:09,427 --> 00:44:11,077
Jack, what are you up to?

1046
00:44:11,077 --> 00:44:14,797
- I go, "Wow."
(Ify laughing)

1047
00:44:14,797 --> 00:44:15,697
- Roll for wow.

1048
00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:19,387
- Lucy says, "Okay, so
your friends are in here,

1049
00:44:19,387 --> 00:44:20,587
what do you want to do?

1050
00:44:20,587 --> 00:44:23,167
Do you want me to try to
lead us towards some agents

1051
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:26,227
and try to do like the face of this?"

1052
00:44:26,227 --> 00:44:28,867
- We have another badge too,
you can dress up as this agent.

1053
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,717
- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
put his agent suit on.

1054
00:44:31,717 --> 00:44:32,589
- And I'm gonna

1055
00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:33,863
get in the ducts.
- Cover up where it's ripped.

1056
00:44:33,863 --> 00:44:34,696
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, go ahead

1057
00:44:34,696 --> 00:44:36,431
and gimme Sneak six.

1058
00:44:36,431 --> 00:44:37,264
- [Jacob] Home sweet home.
- Okay.

1059
00:44:39,144 --> 00:44:40,867
(Ify laughing)
- Dude.

1060
00:44:40,867 --> 00:44:42,067
- What's that?
- A two?

1061
00:44:43,405 --> 00:44:44,557
- It's a one?
(Ify laughing)

1062
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,597
Okay, you've already blown up,

1063
00:44:46,597 --> 00:44:47,647
you've already blown up.

1064
00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:48,644
- There's a third one.

1065
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,017
- Half the-
- You've already taken

1066
00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:52,627
a different skill.
- I take the failure,

1067
00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:55,777
which means like mentally, spiritually,

1068
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:57,937
emotionally, reputationally

1069
00:44:57,937 --> 00:45:01,600
and I take half the
amount in Turbo Tokens,

1070
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,367
so I take six Turbo Tokens.

1071
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,263
- Ooh.
- Hell yeah, so you take six.

1072
00:45:05,263 --> 00:45:07,597
- And now ones are back
to sort of just being bad.

1073
00:45:07,597 --> 00:45:08,467
- Yeah.
- You burned all

1074
00:45:08,467 --> 00:45:10,645
of your bridges, ones are ones now.

1075
00:45:10,645 --> 00:45:12,865
- Ones are ones again.
- But at least I got to try.

1076
00:45:12,865 --> 00:45:14,904
- Yeah. (laughing)

1077
00:45:14,904 --> 00:45:17,141
- So you guys see Russell

1078
00:45:17,141 --> 00:45:18,547
(wind whipping)
like neck snaps this dude.

1079
00:45:18,547 --> 00:45:20,797
Backwards somersault,
you're in the air vent

1080
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:22,267
and you begin to-
- [Ally] I'll be in the ducts.

1081
00:45:22,267 --> 00:45:24,932
- You just like sexy like
crawling and you hear like

1082
00:45:24,932 --> 00:45:27,537
(metal clanging)
bang, boom, bang, boom.

1083
00:45:27,537 --> 00:45:30,337
Like heavy breathing, claustrophobic,

1084
00:45:30,337 --> 00:45:32,347
maybe even a little scared whine

1085
00:45:32,347 --> 00:45:33,307
as like you're getting into

1086
00:45:33,307 --> 00:45:37,743
a real tight air duct.
- I hate it, I hate this.

1087
00:45:37,743 --> 00:45:40,668
- Owie.
- I hate this.

1088
00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:44,467
- Lucy says, "Okay, who's coming
with me through the front?"

1089
00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:45,300
- I'll go, I'll go.

1090
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:47,674
- "Okay, Jack, you and me, okay and-"

1091
00:45:47,674 --> 00:45:51,037
- And I'm dressed up as this
guy, so I'll be this guy.

1092
00:45:51,037 --> 00:45:52,897
- Is the guy smaller than Vic?

1093
00:45:52,897 --> 00:45:54,150
- Yeah, yeah, how does it-

1094
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:56,917
- Does it look so stripper?

1095
00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:58,957
- Shaun is unconscious in the car.

1096
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,172
What do you wanna do with Shaun?

1097
00:46:00,172 --> 00:46:01,627
- Throw him out the car.

1098
00:46:01,627 --> 00:46:04,105
- (laughing) Throw him out!
- But we need to keep him,

1099
00:46:04,105 --> 00:46:05,460
no, we need to keep him.

1100
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:08,396
- So you just throw him on
top of the guy in a coma?

1101
00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:10,212
- Yeah, yeah, they'll think-

1102
00:46:10,212 --> 00:46:12,419
- Handcuff him.
- They'll think he did it.

1103
00:46:12,419 --> 00:46:14,347
- Handcuff him to the table.
- Yeah, you see Johnny goes

1104
00:46:14,347 --> 00:46:18,367
and puts Shaun's unconscious
hands on either side

1105
00:46:18,367 --> 00:46:20,054
of the FBI agent's head.
(Ify laughing)

1106
00:46:20,054 --> 00:46:22,334
- Yeah, and I'm gonna
write a note that says,

1107
00:46:22,334 --> 00:46:27,007
"Also I did all the crimes."

1108
00:46:27,007 --> 00:46:28,237
- Yeah.
- Tonight, tonight.

1109
00:46:28,237 --> 00:46:30,878
- The note starts with "also."

1110
00:46:30,878 --> 00:46:33,046
(all laughing)

1111
00:46:33,046 --> 00:46:34,447
- The middle, "Is there another note?"

1112
00:46:34,447 --> 00:46:36,669
- You always start in the
middle, that's good writing,

1113
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:40,177
that's some good writing.
- Give me Hot eight,

1114
00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:42,699
Hot eight.
(Ify laughing)

1115
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:45,979
- Hot.
- Also. (laughing)

1116
00:46:45,979 --> 00:46:49,027
- "And lastly."
- "But I..." (laughing)

1117
00:46:49,027 --> 00:46:51,367
- But on a failure, I
get two Turbo Tokens.

1118
00:46:51,367 --> 00:46:52,897
- Because you are Relentless.

1119
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,487
- Can I spend them immediately?

1120
00:46:54,487 --> 00:46:56,077
- Oh!
- No, you have to take

1121
00:46:56,077 --> 00:46:57,337
the failure in order to take them.

1122
00:46:57,337 --> 00:46:58,649
- I'm being silly.

1123
00:46:58,649 --> 00:46:59,947
(Izzy laughing)

1124
00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:02,737
Every time I pass
something, I have Inspiring,

1125
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,838
I could have been giving
out these Turbo Tokens.

1126
00:47:04,838 --> 00:47:06,040
- Oh.
- You are being-

1127
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,190
- [Ally] For all those
successes that I got.

1128
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:09,288
- Excuse me?
(Rekha laughing)

1129
00:47:09,288 --> 00:47:10,939
Beardsley?
- It had to be at least one,

1130
00:47:10,939 --> 00:47:11,772
right?
- You only had the one,

1131
00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:13,866
so give your one. (laughing)

1132
00:47:13,866 --> 00:47:15,187
- Who wants it, how many do you have?

1133
00:47:15,187 --> 00:47:16,927
- Wendell?
- I have none.

1134
00:47:16,927 --> 00:47:17,760
- None.
- One to you.

1135
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,593
One to Wendell.

1136
00:47:18,593 --> 00:47:20,077
- [Brennan] So something
about that neck snapping is-

1137
00:47:20,077 --> 00:47:20,910
- Don't be so silly.

1138
00:47:20,910 --> 00:47:22,633
- I'm being silly.
- Can you just tell me

1139
00:47:22,633 --> 00:47:24,607
how Wendell feels inspired
by that neck snap?

1140
00:47:24,607 --> 00:47:27,547
- Wow, I was just gonna grab the badge

1141
00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:30,277
and you just put this person in a coma.

1142
00:47:30,277 --> 00:47:31,207
- I maybe killed them.

1143
00:47:31,207 --> 00:47:34,597
- Yeah, that makes it so much easier, gah!

1144
00:47:34,597 --> 00:47:37,987
- Nice.
- Amazing, so Lucy, Jack.

1145
00:47:37,987 --> 00:47:40,387
- Okay, so, but my note is good?

1146
00:47:40,387 --> 00:47:42,907
- Well, it starts with
"also" and then you sign it

1147
00:47:42,907 --> 00:47:44,657
Jack Manhattan.
- No!

1148
00:47:44,657 --> 00:47:45,839
- No, I signed it Jeff Manhattan.

1149
00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:47,347
- (laughing) You signed it Jeff?

1150
00:47:47,347 --> 00:47:48,988
You sign it Jeff Laguna.

1151
00:47:48,988 --> 00:47:51,037
(Brennan and Izzy wheezing)

1152
00:47:51,037 --> 00:47:53,107
- That's her vacation personality.

1153
00:47:53,107 --> 00:47:54,067
- [Brennan] Jeff Laguna.

1154
00:47:54,067 --> 00:47:55,660
- Jeff Laguna.

1155
00:47:56,887 --> 00:47:59,467
- Hey, this drink got sent
from that person down there

1156
00:47:59,467 --> 00:48:01,395
and his name's Jeff Laguna.

1157
00:48:01,395 --> 00:48:02,976
(Brennan laughing)
- Oh, it's roofied.

1158
00:48:02,976 --> 00:48:05,887
(all laughing)

1159
00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:08,767
- This bright blue tropical goldfish bowl,

1160
00:48:08,767 --> 00:48:10,417
get it out of, yeah.

1161
00:48:10,417 --> 00:48:12,937
- Those are my favorite drinks, no cap.

1162
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:14,677
- No cap.
(Ally laughing)

1163
00:48:14,677 --> 00:48:17,527
So Lucy, Jack,
(inquisitive music)

1164
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:20,947
Wendell disguised as this FBI agent,

1165
00:48:20,947 --> 00:48:23,650
unconscious Shaun Nitro's back
with the regular FBI agent

1166
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,147
in the room.
- Oh, and the FBI agent

1167
00:48:25,147 --> 00:48:27,127
is naked.
- Is naked.

1168
00:48:27,127 --> 00:48:29,167
- Yeah.
- And you see Johnny looks

1169
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:32,557
and says, "I'm only in
like my ninja parkour

1170
00:48:32,557 --> 00:48:35,677
skulker like crime runner get up.

1171
00:48:35,677 --> 00:48:36,967
I probably shouldn't go down the front."

1172
00:48:36,967 --> 00:48:39,667
- It's take your family
to work night, that's-

1173
00:48:40,989 --> 00:48:43,144
- "Okay, I'll come, I'll come."

1174
00:48:43,144 --> 00:48:44,887
And so he falls in behind you.

1175
00:48:44,887 --> 00:48:45,720
So you all head out.

1176
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,557
Jennifer, you head out elsewhere.

1177
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:48,918
- (quietly) I hate this.

1178
00:48:48,918 --> 00:48:50,490
- (laughing) I'm scared.

1179
00:48:50,490 --> 00:48:52,257
- I'm just scared.
- Lucy walks up and you get

1180
00:48:52,257 --> 00:48:55,417
to the front office where
there's like 10 different agents.

1181
00:48:55,417 --> 00:49:00,337
You see that there is a
throng of rockers and punks

1182
00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:03,127
and freaks and weirdos and people.

1183
00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:05,527
Some of them are like
banging with brass knuckles

1184
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:07,147
against the glass that's cracking.

1185
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,787
You see that they've taken an enormous,

1186
00:49:09,787 --> 00:49:11,377
what looks like a telephone pole.

1187
00:49:11,377 --> 00:49:12,967
The wires are down outside.

1188
00:49:12,967 --> 00:49:15,817
Backup generators go on and
they bring it to the front

1189
00:49:15,817 --> 00:49:17,164
like a battering ram.
- (laughing) Yeah!

1190
00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:20,499
- You see that someone is
just waving the French flag,

1191
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:23,464
(Jacob laughing)
Just, "Ah, kill them!"

1192
00:49:24,648 --> 00:49:27,637
(door thudding)
And you see boom, doors shake.

1193
00:49:27,637 --> 00:49:30,667
And Lucy says, "Don't
pay attention to that.

1194
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,577
I need to talk to your boss."

1195
00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:36,099
And she's gonna roll
Hot in the Box of Doom.

1196
00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:37,341
- I believe in her.

1197
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:40,016
(die clattering)
- Gets a six.

1198
00:49:40,016 --> 00:49:41,977
She says, "I need to talk
to your boss right away."

1199
00:49:41,977 --> 00:49:44,317
And you see that one of the
sort of agents comes over

1200
00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:47,317
and says, "Miss Santangelo,
look, I'm sorry."

1201
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:50,020
And she goes, "Don't you
fucking call me that.

1202
00:49:50,977 --> 00:49:54,850
I'm Mrs. Manhattan."
(Jacob and Rekha gasping)

1203
00:49:54,850 --> 00:49:56,389
- I own her again.

1204
00:49:56,389 --> 00:49:59,101
(all laughing)
- She punches you.

1205
00:49:59,101 --> 00:50:01,564
- I'm incapacitated.
(all laughing)

1206
00:50:01,564 --> 00:50:03,370
- You get 20 Turbo Tokens.

1207
00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:06,367
- Gimme a Tough check.

1208
00:50:06,367 --> 00:50:08,675
- No, I can't take, I can't,

1209
00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:11,977
(Brennan laughing)
unless I get 10 Turbo Tokens.

1210
00:50:11,977 --> 00:50:15,138
- Difficulty six.
- This isn't right.

1211
00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:17,721
(all laughing)

1212
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:21,975
- No.
- What'd you get?

1213
00:50:21,975 --> 00:50:22,808
- Is it a two?
- It's a one so I'm-

1214
00:50:22,808 --> 00:50:24,127
- Okay.
- You're gonna blow up.

1215
00:50:24,127 --> 00:50:25,657
- Yeah, okay, so you blow up.
(explosion thundering)

1216
00:50:25,657 --> 00:50:26,647
- Boom.
- Boom, all right,

1217
00:50:26,647 --> 00:50:28,267
you're rolling a d10 for Tough.

1218
00:50:28,267 --> 00:50:29,827
- On his wife assaulting him?

1219
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:32,446
- Yeah.
- Got it. (laughing)

1220
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,334
(die clattering)

1221
00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:34,567
(Izzy stuttering)

1222
00:50:34,567 --> 00:50:35,407
- Nine.

1223
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,227
- Nine, you succeed, so she
throws a fist and you catch it.

1224
00:50:38,227 --> 00:50:40,717
She goes, "Don't you sass me."

1225
00:50:40,717 --> 00:50:42,520
- I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

1226
00:50:43,427 --> 00:50:46,597
(Brennan laughing)
- Paula's sincere.

1227
00:50:46,597 --> 00:50:49,514
- So you see the FBI
agents turn to you and say,

1228
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,817
"Look, the DA's brought
her husband in here.

1229
00:50:51,817 --> 00:50:55,927
He's almost dead and you guys
should go to the hospital.

1230
00:50:55,927 --> 00:50:56,857
What is she doing here?"

1231
00:50:56,857 --> 00:51:01,067
- Take us to who we have to go to.

1232
00:51:01,067 --> 00:51:03,817
- Yeah, what's the
situation here right now?

1233
00:51:03,817 --> 00:51:07,237
- Situation is there's
a revolution happening

1234
00:51:07,237 --> 00:51:09,202
30 feet that way.

1235
00:51:09,202 --> 00:51:10,484
- Hold on, and I stop him and I go,

1236
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,547
Let's hear what they have to say,

1237
00:51:12,547 --> 00:51:14,767
and I open the door.
(Brennan laughing)

1238
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:18,667
- Give me a difficulty four Tech check.

1239
00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:20,047
- All right.
- Also does that count

1240
00:51:20,047 --> 00:51:23,107
as an encounter between Jack and her?

1241
00:51:23,107 --> 00:51:24,817
- I hit that four on the money.

1242
00:51:24,817 --> 00:51:26,377
- Hit the four, okay, sick.

1243
00:51:26,377 --> 00:51:31,297
You undo the lock and a mob
comes in stabbing, shooting,

1244
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,930
murdering, burning the FBI office down.

1245
00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:35,701
- All right, let's go get our friends.

1246
00:51:35,701 --> 00:51:36,534
(Ify laughing)

1247
00:51:36,534 --> 00:51:39,607
- I'm gonna need either
a Stunts check to flee

1248
00:51:39,607 --> 00:51:40,944
or a Toughness check if you fail that.

1249
00:51:40,944 --> 00:51:43,117
So the Stunts is a difficulty six

1250
00:51:43,117 --> 00:51:44,917
to flee the mob rushing
into the FBI office.

1251
00:51:44,917 --> 00:51:46,957
- All of us have to do it?
- Yeah, I'm gonna flee.

1252
00:51:46,957 --> 00:51:48,997
- Yeah.
(dice clattering)

1253
00:51:48,997 --> 00:51:50,047
- That's a one.
- Four.

1254
00:51:50,047 --> 00:51:51,629
- Gonna blow that right up.

1255
00:51:51,629 --> 00:51:53,258
(all cheering)
(explosion thundering)

1256
00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:54,367
- Yeah, yeah.
- Four, I'm gonna

1257
00:51:54,367 --> 00:51:55,685
blow that up.

1258
00:51:55,685 --> 00:51:57,037
(explosion thundering)
- [Brennan] Okay, boom.

1259
00:51:57,037 --> 00:51:58,937
- And that's plus a nine, so-

1260
00:51:58,937 --> 00:52:00,367
- Nice.
- 19.

1261
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:01,374
- Cool.
- A one.

1262
00:52:01,374 --> 00:52:03,127
- A one, okay.
- But I meet it.

1263
00:52:03,127 --> 00:52:05,107
- You meet it. What have
your Stunts graduated to?

1264
00:52:05,107 --> 00:52:05,940
What's your Stunts die right now?

1265
00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:06,773
- To a d12.

1266
00:52:06,773 --> 00:52:07,606
- D12, and what's your Stunts right-

1267
00:52:07,606 --> 00:52:09,790
- D8.
- D8, okay, so both of you-

1268
00:52:09,790 --> 00:52:12,547
- (stuttering) Alex asked
a really good question.

1269
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:14,077
- Yeah.
- Does it count

1270
00:52:14,077 --> 00:52:18,997
as an encounter for quick
healing after Lucy punched Jack?

1271
00:52:18,997 --> 00:52:22,867
- I think fleeing the mob
is the end of an encounter.

1272
00:52:22,867 --> 00:52:23,977
- So I'm at severe?

1273
00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,507
- You're at severe, that's correct.

1274
00:52:25,507 --> 00:52:28,777
So you begin to run
away as fast as you can.

1275
00:52:28,777 --> 00:52:30,907
As the mob comes in, you see that

1276
00:52:30,907 --> 00:52:33,337
this person just rushes in.

1277
00:52:33,337 --> 00:52:37,987
You got like this tricked
out like mountain bike,

1278
00:52:37,987 --> 00:52:40,889
kind of like BMX sports bike,
(imitating wheels spinning)

1279
00:52:40,889 --> 00:52:42,337
(wheels spinning)
comes in and jumps up,

1280
00:52:42,337 --> 00:52:44,710
swivels the back wheel with legs out

1281
00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:46,687
(blood splashing)
and decapitates an FBI agent

1282
00:52:46,687 --> 00:52:49,027
and says, "Where's Minor Threat?"

1283
00:52:49,027 --> 00:52:50,407
And they just take the building.

1284
00:52:50,407 --> 00:52:54,967
- Hey, and I just offhandedly
say, "Look, it's no drinking,

1285
00:52:54,967 --> 00:52:59,767
no smoking, no sex, and I
think no murder is a silent X

1286
00:52:59,767 --> 00:53:02,227
on the Minor Threat straight edge now."

1287
00:53:02,227 --> 00:53:03,667
- Give me a Stunts check,

1288
00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:06,041
difficulty of five.
(Ify laughing)

1289
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:07,567
(die clattering)

1290
00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:09,944
- 11.
- 11, two guys turn and go,

1291
00:53:09,944 --> 00:53:12,427
"Ah," and throw a jackhammer
(jackhammer whirring)

1292
00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:14,574
at you as it is actively-
(imitating jackhammer)

1293
00:53:15,457 --> 00:53:16,687
- Oh.
- And you dodge it,

1294
00:53:16,687 --> 00:53:18,284
you jump outta the way and they go,

1295
00:53:18,284 --> 00:53:19,597
"He knows where Minor Threat is!

1296
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,787
He's a fucking FBI agent!"

1297
00:53:21,787 --> 00:53:26,197
- Ah, I just went undercover so I can try

1298
00:53:26,197 --> 00:53:28,537
and find Minor Threat.
- We gotta go.

1299
00:53:28,537 --> 00:53:29,737
- Follow me-
- What?

1300
00:53:29,737 --> 00:53:31,297
- And we'll find them together.

1301
00:53:31,297 --> 00:53:32,737
- No!
- A group of wild boars

1302
00:53:32,737 --> 00:53:35,922
is ushered in and begins to,
(all laughing)

1303
00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:37,694
and begins to pursue you.

1304
00:53:37,694 --> 00:53:39,345
(Jacob imitating boars oinking)

1305
00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:40,627
(all laughing)

1306
00:53:40,627 --> 00:53:44,077
Yeah, there's loose boars
that have the Anarchy symbol

1307
00:53:44,077 --> 00:53:46,567
spray-painted on their side
and they begin to chase you

1308
00:53:46,567 --> 00:53:48,514
down the hallways.
- Jack, run!

1309
00:53:48,514 --> 00:53:50,977
Get outta here!
- Get on 'em.

1310
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,332
I'm gonna mount one with Lucy.

1311
00:53:53,332 --> 00:53:55,447
(Alex laughing)
- Okay, give me Hot seven

1312
00:53:55,447 --> 00:53:57,402
to instantly tame the boars.
- The same one?

1313
00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:59,634
(Ally and Alex laughing)

1314
00:53:59,634 --> 00:54:00,577
(die clattering)

1315
00:54:00,577 --> 00:54:01,957
- Hot what?
- Hot seven.

1316
00:54:01,957 --> 00:54:04,687
- Six.
- All right, take a token.

1317
00:54:04,687 --> 00:54:05,707
- Two.
- Take two,

1318
00:54:05,707 --> 00:54:06,667
you are Relentless.

1319
00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:09,637
Okay, so you are all
sprinting down the halls

1320
00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,257
from these wild boars.

1321
00:54:11,257 --> 00:54:13,777
We are going to cut back to Greg.

1322
00:54:13,777 --> 00:54:15,487
- Can we say that she was like,

1323
00:54:15,487 --> 00:54:19,027
I'm asking her how to amplify
my transmitter signal?

1324
00:54:19,027 --> 00:54:20,227
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah.

1325
00:54:20,227 --> 00:54:22,234
- She walks through and says,

1326
00:54:22,234 --> 00:54:24,044
(gentle music)
"You know, well, I mean,

1327
00:54:24,044 --> 00:54:27,517
you know, whatever
technology's doing in 2024.

1328
00:54:27,517 --> 00:54:30,844
My god, we gotta have flying cars, right?"

1329
00:54:32,467 --> 00:54:34,267
- No, man.
- Ah.

1330
00:54:34,267 --> 00:54:37,417
- Well, there's like one and
it's like a YouTube video

1331
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,164
but it's never gonna come out.

1332
00:54:39,164 --> 00:54:40,537
- A YouTube video?

1333
00:54:40,537 --> 00:54:44,349
- Oh dang, it's "America's
Home Videos" but all the time.

1334
00:54:44,349 --> 00:54:45,794
(Rekha laughing)

1335
00:54:45,794 --> 00:54:47,684
- "That fucking blows."

1336
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:49,532
(all laughing)

1337
00:54:49,532 --> 00:54:52,100
You see, yeah, she gets down and says,

1338
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,457
"Smooth moves out there, you
better hit the road soon.

1339
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:57,817
I think you got more than a
tempest out of that teapot.

1340
00:54:57,817 --> 00:55:00,097
You're probably gonna get
that place fucking demolished

1341
00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:00,930
by the end of the night."

1342
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:03,907
- I gotta help my friends. Hey,
I just wanted to say thanks.

1343
00:55:05,347 --> 00:55:07,900
- She smiles.
- And before I go,

1344
00:55:08,917 --> 00:55:09,847
what's your MacGuffin?

1345
00:55:09,847 --> 00:55:12,097
Just in case you ever
want to get outta here.

1346
00:55:13,994 --> 00:55:15,964
- Pack of Pilsons, my favorite.

1347
00:55:17,437 --> 00:55:18,497
- Ciggys?
- Mm-hmm.

1348
00:55:19,377 --> 00:55:22,267
- Cool.
- Hey, you're a good kid.

1349
00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:25,147
Do yourself a favor and
next time you get a chance,

1350
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,090
just get in touch with yourself, you know?

1351
00:55:29,947 --> 00:55:32,077
I've found in this line of work,

1352
00:55:32,077 --> 00:55:36,697
easiest people to lie to are ourselves.

1353
00:55:36,697 --> 00:55:38,494
They'll smell a rat every time.

1354
00:55:40,807 --> 00:55:44,584
- I'm no rat. One bullet at a time.

1355
00:55:44,584 --> 00:55:48,367
And I'm gonna climb to
the top of the radio tower

1356
00:55:48,367 --> 00:55:50,754
and squirrel suit towards my friends.

1357
00:55:50,754 --> 00:55:52,503
(Brennan laughing)
- That's right.

1358
00:55:52,503 --> 00:55:55,687
- Give me Stunts three.

1359
00:55:55,687 --> 00:55:57,852
- Mm-hmm.

1360
00:55:57,852 --> 00:55:58,884
(die clattering)
Eight.

1361
00:55:58,884 --> 00:56:01,747
- Eight. You ascend to
the top effortlessly.

1362
00:56:01,747 --> 00:56:05,061
Go ahead and gimme a Tech
check as well, gimme Tech four.

1363
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,834
(die clattering)
- Seven.

1364
00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,829
- (whistling) He's back, baby.
- You go to the top

1365
00:56:08,829 --> 00:56:11,077
of the radio tower and
looking out at Los Angeles,

1366
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:14,707
the rain abates, and you
just hear from down below,

1367
00:56:14,707 --> 00:56:17,564
even like in your own
little talkie, you hear,

1368
00:56:17,564 --> 00:56:20,887
"Folks, keep an eye out
for your friend and mine,

1369
00:56:20,887 --> 00:56:24,277
the casino man rolling in
his little penguin suit.

1370
00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:26,767
He'll be coming by and something tells me

1371
00:56:26,767 --> 00:56:28,807
he's said his prayers.

1372
00:56:28,807 --> 00:56:30,487
Good flying, Rocky.

1373
00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:33,127
Tune into this next one
as I teach all of you

1374
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:35,377
how to hack into a government database

1375
00:56:35,377 --> 00:56:37,694
and delete your medical debt."

1376
00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:40,417
(Ally laughing)
And you see (laughing),

1377
00:56:40,417 --> 00:56:43,457
you squirrel suit through the sky

1378
00:56:43,457 --> 00:56:45,913
(imitating wind) away from
the pirate radio station.

1379
00:56:45,913 --> 00:56:49,795
- Can we say that there's just
one sweltering saxophone note

1380
00:56:49,795 --> 00:56:52,117
(Brennan laughing)
as I'm on top of the tower

1381
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,264
just- (imitating saxophone)

1382
00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:59,721
So long, sustained so, so long.

1383
00:56:59,721 --> 00:57:02,057
(Jacob imitating saxophone)
(saxophone blaring)

1384
00:57:02,057 --> 00:57:03,984
Is it over, not quite.

1385
00:57:03,984 --> 00:57:06,595
(Jacob imitating saxophone)
(saxophone blaring)

1386
00:57:06,595 --> 00:57:07,657
(Ify laughing)

1387
00:57:07,657 --> 00:57:09,427
- You look as the note is going,

1388
00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,347
assuming it's being played
from the radio station

1389
00:57:11,347 --> 00:57:14,467
and see on the top of one
of the downtown skyscrapers,

1390
00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:16,687
just hitting a fucking
(Jacob laughing)

1391
00:57:16,687 --> 00:57:19,147
mighty fucking sax.
- What's his name?

1392
00:57:19,147 --> 00:57:21,014
- Oh, Saximilian Jones.

1393
00:57:21,014 --> 00:57:23,555
(Rekha laughing)
- Saximilian.

1394
00:57:23,555 --> 00:57:25,417
- Okay, we gotta call him.
- And I guess as I dive,

1395
00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:27,967
I'll just hit that radio, "Incoming."

1396
00:57:27,967 --> 00:57:30,165
- All you hear it and you

1397
00:57:30,165 --> 00:57:32,017
(Brennan imitating glass
shattering) are through the glass

1398
00:57:32,017 --> 00:57:35,887
in the middle of a sort of FBI break room.

1399
00:57:35,887 --> 00:57:39,397
All of them have their
guns trained at an air vent

1400
00:57:39,397 --> 00:57:42,545
with an enormous bulge
in the middle and some-

1401
00:57:42,545 --> 00:57:45,974
- (whining) It's so dark, I
didn't even bring a head lamp.

1402
00:57:45,974 --> 00:57:48,094
(all laughing)
But at least no one knows

1403
00:57:48,094 --> 00:57:49,964
that I'm in here.

1404
00:57:49,964 --> 00:57:51,937
- All of them are about
to open fire in this room

1405
00:57:51,937 --> 00:57:53,760
as you squirrel suit through the window.

1406
00:57:55,447 --> 00:57:58,406
- Can I fart and make 'em fall asleep?

1407
00:57:58,406 --> 00:58:00,086
(all laughing)

1408
00:58:00,086 --> 00:58:02,405
- [Jacob] Hold on, I don't know-

1409
00:58:02,405 --> 00:58:03,856
- [Izzy] Hold on-
- What did you ask?

1410
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:04,766
- No, it was bad!
- "Can I fart and make

1411
00:58:04,766 --> 00:58:05,965
them fall asleep?"
- I wanna go back.

1412
00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,234
- Say it, say it!
- It was bad, I don't want it!

1413
00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:10,213
I asked if I could fart
and they would fall asleep.

1414
00:58:10,213 --> 00:58:14,197
- (screams) You should do it!
- Jacob, you have to do it!

1415
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:16,327
- First thought, best thought.

1416
00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:18,607
- Okay.
- I, like most people

1417
00:58:18,607 --> 00:58:21,487
on vacation, have not been
able to go to the bathroom

1418
00:58:21,487 --> 00:58:23,437
in this body yet.
- (laughing) Okay.

1419
00:58:23,437 --> 00:58:28,245
- And I've got a stinky, stinky fart

1420
00:58:28,245 --> 00:58:29,420
ready to roll.

1421
00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:30,937
- Hell yeah.
- And I know-

1422
00:58:30,937 --> 00:58:33,487
- Yeah.
- I know who's in those ducts.

1423
00:58:33,487 --> 00:58:35,733
It's my freak ass uncle, of course.

1424
00:58:35,733 --> 00:58:38,617
(Ally humming)
(all laughing)

1425
00:58:38,617 --> 00:58:42,697
Yeah, so I would like to fart. (laughing)

1426
00:58:42,697 --> 00:58:44,063
Just to be very clear-
- Yeah.

1427
00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:46,207
- I would like to fart to
see if they fall asleep.

1428
00:58:46,207 --> 00:58:49,897
- Okay, go ahead, this
is gonna be Tough 30.

1429
00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:54,897
- Click a little something on
a, add a little Tech to it or?

1430
00:58:54,983 --> 00:58:57,962
- Yeah, like some juice to it,
something extra juicy to it?

1431
00:58:57,962 --> 00:58:58,805
- It's a little extra juice.
- If he makes it,

1432
00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:00,697
you have to make the smoke
come out of the vents again

1433
00:59:00,697 --> 00:59:02,053
and that's the fart.
- And make it stinky.

1434
00:59:02,053 --> 00:59:02,886
- Okay.
- Okay, it's a Tough

1435
00:59:02,886 --> 00:59:05,527
and a difficulty to fart so powerfully

1436
00:59:05,527 --> 00:59:07,920
that everyone falls asleep is 30.

1437
00:59:09,005 --> 00:59:09,838
- Why?
- Okay.

1438
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,187
- But do you maybe also have like a gas

1439
00:59:12,187 --> 00:59:16,477
in your suit or watch that
you could also add to it?

1440
00:59:16,477 --> 00:59:17,617
- What are you rolling for Tough?

1441
00:59:17,617 --> 00:59:18,726
- It can be

1442
00:59:18,726 --> 00:59:19,559
a huge distraction too.
- I have a d10.

1443
00:59:19,559 --> 00:59:21,187
- Even if they don't go to sleep.

1444
00:59:22,195 --> 00:59:23,191
- Let's have some fun.

1445
00:59:23,191 --> 00:59:24,490
- Let's have some fun, let's roll.

1446
00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:26,271
- Let's have some fun.
- Let's see what happens.

1447
00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,307
(die clattering)

1448
00:59:27,307 --> 00:59:28,867
- That's, is a zero a 10?

1449
00:59:28,867 --> 00:59:30,047
- Zero is 10.

1450
00:59:30,047 --> 00:59:32,789
- Oh my God!
- Unfucking believable.

1451
00:59:32,789 --> 00:59:34,099
- Blow up!
- Okay, that's a 10.

1452
00:59:34,099 --> 00:59:34,932
- We're almost to a fart.

1453
00:59:34,932 --> 00:59:36,941
- Here's the thing, I
don't believe in God.

1454
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,711
- Yeah.
- Father God.

1455
00:59:38,711 --> 00:59:40,669
- Father God.
- Let me roll a 12.

1456
00:59:40,669 --> 00:59:41,502
(die clattering)

1457
00:59:41,502 --> 00:59:43,501
- Cocked.
- (chuckling) Thank you.

1458
00:59:43,501 --> 00:59:45,157
(die clattering)

1459
00:59:45,157 --> 00:59:47,269
A 10 and I'm gonna blow it up.

1460
00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:48,530
(Brennan laughing)
(explosion thundering)

1461
00:59:48,530 --> 00:59:49,459
(Izzy screaming)
- Oh my gosh!

1462
00:59:49,459 --> 00:59:50,547
- That's a double blow up.
- Double blow up.

1463
00:59:50,547 --> 00:59:52,333
- So I get another one of these guys.

1464
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,247
- Okay, you have two, that's 22.

1465
00:59:54,247 --> 00:59:55,117
- Now I'm at a d20.
- You graduated

1466
00:59:55,117 --> 00:59:59,162
to a d20 Tough.
- (gasping) You made it to 22.

1467
00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,097
- Yeah.
- And you just need an eight.

1468
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,597
This is Box of Doom.
- Is this Stunts or Tough,

1469
01:00:01,597 --> 01:00:02,797
I'm sorry?
- This is Tough.

1470
01:00:02,797 --> 01:00:04,698
- Okay.
- And Jeff is in the room.

1471
01:00:04,698 --> 01:00:07,084
- Can you pass the Box of
Doom because now Jacob needs,

1472
01:00:07,084 --> 01:00:08,797
and you have how many tokens right now?

1473
01:00:08,797 --> 01:00:10,477
- I have three.
- You have three?

1474
01:00:10,477 --> 01:00:12,847
- Yeah.
- So you need to roll an eight

1475
01:00:12,847 --> 01:00:14,557
to get to 30.
- Okay.

1476
01:00:14,557 --> 01:00:17,167
- But if you hit a five,
you could still spend

1477
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:19,327
Turbo Tokens to get there.

1478
01:00:19,327 --> 01:00:20,497
- Okay.
- So you need,

1479
01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:22,837
at minimum, you're looking
for an eight or higher,

1480
01:00:22,837 --> 01:00:24,877
but you need a minimum of five.

1481
01:00:24,877 --> 01:00:26,469
- Come on, come on.
- You got it.

1482
01:00:26,469 --> 01:00:28,109
- Oh, this is unbelievable
that this has happened.

1483
01:00:28,109 --> 01:00:29,497
(Jacob laughing)
- Wait, Jennifer is also

1484
01:00:29,497 --> 01:00:31,624
in the room, so maybe like a-

1485
01:00:31,624 --> 01:00:34,870
- Well, and if you do a
20, then you poop a little.

1486
01:00:35,949 --> 01:00:37,597
- [Rekha] Stop!

1487
01:00:37,597 --> 01:00:38,679
- I don't want that to be true.

1488
01:00:38,679 --> 01:00:40,125
(Ify laughing)

1489
01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:40,958
I think it's a great pitch.

1490
01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:43,605
I just don't really want it to be true.

1491
01:00:43,605 --> 01:00:44,439
I'm gonna roll.

1492
01:00:44,439 --> 01:00:45,457
(die clattering)

1493
01:00:45,457 --> 01:00:48,277
13.
(Izzy screeching)

1494
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:49,897
- What did he need to
roll, what has happened?

1495
01:00:49,897 --> 01:00:51,687
- I needed to roll an eight.
- What's happening?

1496
01:00:51,687 --> 01:00:52,520
- It's a 35.
- Oh my God, he farted

1497
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,912
and everybody goes to sleep,

1498
01:00:53,912 --> 01:00:55,826
he farted and everybody goes to sleep!

1499
01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:57,565
He did it! (laughing hysterically)

1500
01:00:57,565 --> 01:00:59,357
(explosion thundering)

1501
01:00:59,357 --> 01:01:01,037
- I'm gonna need that box,
you can give Jacob his die.

1502
01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:02,285
- That means I'm at a d20 in Tough too.

1503
01:01:02,285 --> 01:01:03,307
- And you almost tripled-
- You have a d20 in Tough.

1504
01:01:03,307 --> 01:01:04,546
Is this your first d20?

1505
01:01:04,546 --> 01:01:05,820
- Yes.
(Izzy cheering)

1506
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:10,447
- So you dig down, you turn,
there is a mirror in the room.

1507
01:01:10,447 --> 01:01:13,630
And for the first time, Greg
Stocks looks back at you.

1508
01:01:14,467 --> 01:01:17,660
Greg Stocks, the ultimate
man of refinement.

1509
01:01:17,660 --> 01:01:19,207
- (laughing) Stop it.
- The gentleman spy,

1510
01:01:19,207 --> 01:01:21,757
secret agent, the most suave.

1511
01:01:21,757 --> 01:01:23,860
A guy who has fucked his way

1512
01:01:23,860 --> 01:01:26,017
(Rekha laughing)
through every clandestine

1513
01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:27,907
act of espionage in the world.

1514
01:01:27,907 --> 01:01:30,187
And he makes eye contact with you

1515
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:34,477
as you are about to rip ass.

1516
01:01:34,477 --> 01:01:36,157
- 33 ass.

1517
01:01:36,157 --> 01:01:39,847
- You hit a difficulty of
30, which I said as a joke

1518
01:01:39,847 --> 01:01:44,467
because I need ideas
like this to only happen

1519
01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:46,670
if miracles will them
into existence, right?

1520
01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,847
(Ally laughing)
What does Greg Stocks say

1521
01:01:48,847 --> 01:01:49,680
from the mirror

1522
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,464
to Andy "Dang" Litefoot?
- It was 35.

1523
01:01:52,464 --> 01:01:53,917
- 35.
- By more than five.

1524
01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,537
- Beat it by more than five!

1525
01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:57,247
Greg Stocks turns to look.

1526
01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:59,318
- (British accent) Even
the best of us shit, mate.

1527
01:01:59,318 --> 01:02:02,377
(Izzy and Brennan losing it)

1528
01:02:02,377 --> 01:02:05,257
- And Dang hears that-
- What an ally.

1529
01:02:05,257 --> 01:02:09,067
- From Greg, "Even the best of us shit."

1530
01:02:09,067 --> 01:02:14,067
All of the abuse heaped on
Dang from shithead bosses

1531
01:02:15,547 --> 01:02:17,797
who tried to make him feel small,

1532
01:02:17,797 --> 01:02:21,007
in this moment when Greg
says, "All of us shit, mate,"

1533
01:02:21,007 --> 01:02:24,007
St. Lawrence, Santo Patron, gentleman spy,

1534
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,347
and a guy who guards the porn section

1535
01:02:26,347 --> 01:02:29,437
at Dave's Video World are united.

1536
01:02:29,437 --> 01:02:34,087
And in this moment,
your dreams, his dreams,

1537
01:02:34,087 --> 01:02:35,387
they are one and the same.

1538
01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:38,167
It's one bullet at a time.

1539
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:41,080
When you get out of here,
you can make the life

1540
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,880
that you want for yourself.

1541
01:02:43,837 --> 01:02:46,119
The noise of your fart,
(Rekha laughing)

1542
01:02:46,119 --> 01:02:49,477
(deep fart squelching)
like the trumpet of heavens.

1543
01:02:49,477 --> 01:02:54,477
As you hear the doors of
the revolution smashed open,

1544
01:02:55,090 --> 01:02:56,797
(crowd screaming)
freaks, punks,

1545
01:02:56,797 --> 01:03:01,797
all of the people that you in
the world outside of this one

1546
01:03:01,897 --> 01:03:05,167
are your brethren have answered your call.

1547
01:03:05,167 --> 01:03:07,057
The windows shatter.
(glass shattering)

1548
01:03:07,057 --> 01:03:10,511
All three of these FBI agents

1549
01:03:10,511 --> 01:03:12,517
(fart squelching)
are blasted back

1550
01:03:12,517 --> 01:03:14,317
and knocked unconscious.

1551
01:03:14,317 --> 01:03:19,317
When these FBI agents wake
up, they will turncoat

1552
01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:22,837
and join the revolution to feed
intel to it from the inside,

1553
01:03:22,837 --> 01:03:24,187
they are changed.
- [Ally] Incredible.

1554
01:03:24,187 --> 01:03:27,067
- They are changed.
(Jacob laughing)

1555
01:03:27,067 --> 01:03:28,327
Their beliefs are different.

1556
01:03:28,327 --> 01:03:29,377
- Incredible.

1557
01:03:29,377 --> 01:03:34,297
- And Jennifer, Russell,
you have no context.

1558
01:03:34,297 --> 01:03:36,277
So you just hear glass shatter

1559
01:03:36,277 --> 01:03:38,047
and the loudest fart of your life

1560
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:40,521
and three bodies hit the floor
(Rekha laughing)

1561
01:03:40,521 --> 01:03:43,387
(Jacob laughing)
and you think

1562
01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:45,266
there are wild boars in the building.

1563
01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:48,697
(Rekha and Jacob laughing)

1564
01:03:48,697 --> 01:03:51,127
- I think Russell is really scared.

1565
01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:53,167
He's really scared to be in the ducts.

1566
01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:55,357
He's really scared to know
that people have been here

1567
01:03:55,357 --> 01:03:56,887
the whole time and he's
a little bit scared

1568
01:03:56,887 --> 01:03:57,907
that that fart was him.

1569
01:03:57,907 --> 01:04:01,741
He's pretty sure it wasn't,
but what if, it's just like,

1570
01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:05,917
(Rekha laughing)
and so he leans forward

1571
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,867
and he looks through
the grate in the room.

1572
01:04:07,867 --> 01:04:09,524
- You make eye contact with Dang.

1573
01:04:09,524 --> 01:04:11,414
- "Dang," and I pop it open.
(metal clanking)

1574
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:14,107
"Hey, I was up here, I was hiding."

1575
01:04:14,107 --> 01:04:16,098
- Hey, hell yeah, man.

1576
01:04:16,098 --> 01:04:18,997
I feel good, I feel real good.

1577
01:04:18,997 --> 01:04:20,527
- Really?
- That's the best I've felt

1578
01:04:20,527 --> 01:04:22,525
all time, this whole time.

1579
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,277
- Nice.
(Izzy sputter laughing)

1580
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,017
- Hey, real quick.
- Uh-huh.

1581
01:04:26,017 --> 01:04:27,317
- I just want you to know,

1582
01:04:28,237 --> 01:04:30,649
I know you don't know Anthony Kiedis.

1583
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:32,080
(gentle music)
- (gasping) Aw.

1584
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:32,950
- It's okay.

1585
01:04:36,602 --> 01:04:37,897
(Rekha laughing)

1586
01:04:37,897 --> 01:04:41,053
- Well, define know, define know.

1587
01:04:41,053 --> 01:04:43,207
(Brennan laughing)
I've been at parties

1588
01:04:43,207 --> 01:04:46,694
where they also have hung out
with him like in the past,

1589
01:04:46,694 --> 01:04:50,282
like, but like yeah,
when I told you, yeah.

1590
01:04:50,282 --> 01:04:51,115
- It's okay.
- I mean, yeah.

1591
01:04:51,115 --> 01:04:52,687
When I told you you
should come live with me

1592
01:04:52,687 --> 01:04:54,067
and we would hang out
with him all the time

1593
01:04:54,067 --> 01:04:56,467
'cause I was like practically
lived in his pool,

1594
01:04:57,607 --> 01:04:58,440
I was lying.

1595
01:04:59,977 --> 01:05:02,467
- We leave this scene
to cut back to the room

1596
01:05:02,467 --> 01:05:03,607
filled with smoke.

1597
01:05:03,607 --> 01:05:05,977
Usha and Liv, you're here in the smoke.

1598
01:05:05,977 --> 01:05:08,167
It's still flooding into the
room as Haldwell's outside,

1599
01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:11,437
but you hear noises of
like some tough times

1600
01:05:11,437 --> 01:05:12,637
outside as well.

1601
01:05:12,637 --> 01:05:15,337
- Are we still 69ing?

1602
01:05:15,337 --> 01:05:16,807
- You're still 69ing.
- [Alex] Okay.

1603
01:05:16,807 --> 01:05:19,087
- But you've got a moment
with the smoke coming in

1604
01:05:19,087 --> 01:05:21,577
to figure out, you either have
to write the information down

1605
01:05:21,577 --> 01:05:22,807
that Haldwell is looking for

1606
01:05:22,807 --> 01:05:25,747
or find something to do
in the room if you can.

1607
01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:27,457
- Did Haldwell take my glasses?

1608
01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:31,109
- Roll a Wits check
for me, gimme Wits six.

1609
01:05:31,109 --> 01:05:32,277
(die clattering)

1610
01:05:33,877 --> 01:05:35,808
- 12 on a d12.
- Wow,

1611
01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:37,396
the most dramatic blow up!
- Wait, I blow up!

1612
01:05:37,396 --> 01:05:39,935
- You blow up.
- It just spun.

1613
01:05:39,935 --> 01:05:41,107
- Okay.
- Hell yeah, wow,

1614
01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,787
your twenties are insane.

1615
01:05:42,787 --> 01:05:47,647
- I think like Usha,
there's like 2% of Usha

1616
01:05:47,647 --> 01:05:48,697
left in this person.

1617
01:05:48,697 --> 01:05:49,897
- Yeah.
- With all these

1618
01:05:49,897 --> 01:05:52,015
blown up dice.
- Yeah.

1619
01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:53,257
- That'll be the fourth 20.

1620
01:05:53,257 --> 01:05:54,937
- Yeah, it's my fourth d20.
- Blaze it.

1621
01:05:54,937 --> 01:05:56,414
- Wow.
- Blaze it.

1622
01:05:56,414 --> 01:05:59,707
- Four d20!
- We're at my fourth d20.

1623
01:05:59,707 --> 01:06:01,177
Yes, so that means I
have my glasses or no?

1624
01:06:01,177 --> 01:06:02,167
- Yes, you have your glasses.

1625
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,304
- You can roll again

1626
01:06:03,304 --> 01:06:04,137
and see if you blow that up.
- [Izzy] Roll the 20.

1627
01:06:04,137 --> 01:06:04,990
- Oh.
- D20.

1628
01:06:06,154 --> 01:06:08,288
(die clattering)

1629
01:06:08,288 --> 01:06:09,217
- Just don't even talk about it.

1630
01:06:09,217 --> 01:06:10,297
- We don't, I don't-

1631
01:06:10,297 --> 01:06:12,247
- We don't know her, we don't like her.

1632
01:06:12,247 --> 01:06:13,762
- I don't like her.

1633
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,407
(die clattering)
17.

1634
01:06:15,407 --> 01:06:19,027
- Okay, incredible, so that is 29.

1635
01:06:19,027 --> 01:06:20,117
You have your glasses with you.

1636
01:06:20,117 --> 01:06:25,117
- Okay, I use my glasses like
a stud finder in the walls

1637
01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:28,090
to look for like a soft spot.

1638
01:06:28,927 --> 01:06:31,297
- Okay, so are you looking
through my legs or?

1639
01:06:31,297 --> 01:06:32,257
- Yeah, for sure.

1640
01:06:32,257 --> 01:06:34,927
I part Kingskin's legs.
- Oh.

1641
01:06:34,927 --> 01:06:36,510
- Hold on a second.
- Okay.

1642
01:06:37,564 --> 01:06:40,057
- And I use my glasses
to try to like stud find

1643
01:06:40,057 --> 01:06:42,247
any soft parts of the wall.

1644
01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:44,467
- Go ahead and gimme Tech six.

1645
01:06:44,467 --> 01:06:47,767
- Let me know if you
need me to spin around.

1646
01:06:47,767 --> 01:06:50,107
- Absolutely, okay, that's a seven.

1647
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:53,197
- Hell yeah, so you see a
spot in between the studs,

1648
01:06:53,197 --> 01:06:55,447
there's a spot where
it's a little bit smaller

1649
01:06:55,447 --> 01:06:57,967
and you point it out to Liv.

1650
01:06:57,967 --> 01:06:59,454
Liv, you see that there's
a section of the wall

1651
01:06:59,454 --> 01:07:02,437
that's not the one way mirror
side and it's not on the door.

1652
01:07:02,437 --> 01:07:05,107
It's a totally like flat blank wall

1653
01:07:05,107 --> 01:07:06,997
that adjoins some other office.

1654
01:07:06,997 --> 01:07:09,997
- All right, using one
arm to secure our position

1655
01:07:09,997 --> 01:07:13,147
so we don't breathe in
the smoke, I scuttle over

1656
01:07:13,147 --> 01:07:16,194
and just punch where G13 tells me to.

1657
01:07:16,194 --> 01:07:18,866
- Hell yeah, this is gonna be Brawl 10.

1658
01:07:18,866 --> 01:07:19,699
- Okay.

1659
01:07:20,879 --> 01:07:23,257
(die clattering)

1660
01:07:23,257 --> 01:07:25,387
Nine and I have one Turbo Token.

1661
01:07:25,387 --> 01:07:27,307
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.

1662
01:07:27,307 --> 01:07:30,727
- Let's go.
- So you see Kingskin walks up

1663
01:07:30,727 --> 01:07:34,919
and boom through the wall,
fucking Kool-Aid man.

1664
01:07:34,919 --> 01:07:36,277
(wall collapsing)
You guys get out

1665
01:07:36,277 --> 01:07:37,657
and can breathe again.

1666
01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:40,507
You are in a locked evidence room.

1667
01:07:40,507 --> 01:07:43,807
Shelves go clattering as you
move through, get clean air.

1668
01:07:43,807 --> 01:07:45,697
But you can see that
there's a lock on the door.

1669
01:07:45,697 --> 01:07:48,327
So the agents see you, they're
trying to unlock the door

1670
01:07:48,327 --> 01:07:50,707
of the interrogation
chamber, but they also know

1671
01:07:50,707 --> 01:07:52,177
the direction that you've moved in.

1672
01:07:52,177 --> 01:07:53,887
So you've still got agents on top of you,

1673
01:07:53,887 --> 01:07:55,657
but you've gotten outta
the room with the smoke.

1674
01:07:55,657 --> 01:07:59,077
We're gonna cut back to Jack and Wendell

1675
01:07:59,077 --> 01:08:02,167
as you guys are surging forward
away from the wild boars

1676
01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:03,667
with Johnny and Lucy.

1677
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:06,157
As you begin to charge through this place,

1678
01:08:06,157 --> 01:08:09,667
I think you come across
and find Russell and Dang

1679
01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:12,337
off in this side area here.

1680
01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:13,609
So you square up, but you can hear-

1681
01:08:13,609 --> 01:08:16,036
- Oh my God. (coughing)
- You can-

1682
01:08:16,036 --> 01:08:18,157
- It stank in here.
- My bad.

1683
01:08:18,157 --> 01:08:20,347
- You hear the revolution
happening outside,

1684
01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:23,197
people screaming for
Black Flag, Minor Threat,

1685
01:08:23,197 --> 01:08:24,577
racing through the hallways.

1686
01:08:24,577 --> 01:08:26,167
What do you do as you
circle back up again?

1687
01:08:26,167 --> 01:08:28,237
- Any leads?

1688
01:08:28,237 --> 01:08:30,667
- Can we reach them on our walkies?

1689
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:32,137
Do either of them have the walkie?

1690
01:08:32,137 --> 01:08:34,327
- No, their tech stuff got taken.

1691
01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:37,357
- I'll be honest, I don't
think going through the ducts

1692
01:08:37,357 --> 01:08:41,197
was the best idea.
(Ify losing it)

1693
01:08:41,197 --> 01:08:44,077
So I think maybe we should walk
through the halls together.

1694
01:08:44,077 --> 01:08:46,597
- Okay, um-
- I don't wanna talk about

1695
01:08:46,597 --> 01:08:47,430
that failure but-

1696
01:08:47,430 --> 01:08:48,637
- No, no I was not gonna

1697
01:08:48,637 --> 01:08:49,627
bring it up.
- Okay, thank you so much.

1698
01:08:49,627 --> 01:08:50,617
- It's all good.

1699
01:08:50,617 --> 01:08:52,447
- Okay, well the Purge is happening.

1700
01:08:52,447 --> 01:08:54,020
- Give you a hug.
- Thank you.

1701
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,897
- Can't we just like go with the flow

1702
01:08:55,897 --> 01:08:58,177
and then let the worms eat all the dirt

1703
01:08:58,177 --> 01:09:01,267
and find the goodies? (laughing)

1704
01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:02,617
- Yes or no?

1705
01:09:02,617 --> 01:09:03,450
- Um.

1706
01:09:04,353 --> 01:09:06,735
(Izzy stuttering)

1707
01:09:06,735 --> 01:09:07,946
Yeah.

1708
01:09:07,946 --> 01:09:09,577
- Yeah, I get on a boar.

1709
01:09:09,577 --> 01:09:10,987
- Gimme Hot seven.

1710
01:09:10,987 --> 01:09:12,787
- Great.
- Honestly, Hot eight

1711
01:09:12,787 --> 01:09:15,487
'cause the boars know something's up.

1712
01:09:15,487 --> 01:09:17,197
- I'm gonna try a boar too.

1713
01:09:17,197 --> 01:09:18,607
- They don't wanna be liable.

1714
01:09:18,607 --> 01:09:20,057
- What's that?
- It's a four

1715
01:09:21,547 --> 01:09:22,957
and then I'm gonna blow it up.

1716
01:09:22,957 --> 01:09:24,157
- Nice!
- Okay, how many

1717
01:09:24,157 --> 01:09:24,990
are you spending to blow it up?

1718
01:09:24,990 --> 01:09:26,137
- Four.
(Brennan laughing)

1719
01:09:26,137 --> 01:09:27,749
- You're going all the way to eight.

1720
01:09:27,749 --> 01:09:29,077
(explosion thundering)
So you go to a d10 Hot.

1721
01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:30,877
- Am I being stupid?
- No.

1722
01:09:30,877 --> 01:09:32,197
- Gotta ride that boar.

1723
01:09:32,197 --> 01:09:34,177
- Can we Alpha Squad and two players roll

1724
01:09:34,177 --> 01:09:36,529
on the same skill check and get to ride

1725
01:09:36,529 --> 01:09:37,362
the boars together?
- Yes, we've done that

1726
01:09:37,362 --> 01:09:39,427
already once, but you can
do it with someone else

1727
01:09:39,427 --> 01:09:40,670
so you don't have to spend those four.

1728
01:09:40,670 --> 01:09:42,474
- I was getting ready to try
and ride the boar anyway.

1729
01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:44,557
- Great, okay.
- I'm looking at 'em.

1730
01:09:44,557 --> 01:09:45,390
- All you need is a four.
- You got a four

1731
01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:47,290
so you just need to hit
another four on a Hot check.

1732
01:09:47,290 --> 01:09:48,549
- I'm watching this boar coming into me

1733
01:09:48,549 --> 01:09:52,057
and this boar is slowly
switching, every blink it turns

1734
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:55,537
from a boar to an unmanned motocross bike.

1735
01:09:55,537 --> 01:09:58,567
And then I remember all the
times I fell with my brothers

1736
01:09:58,567 --> 01:10:01,471
and couldn't get on that motocross bike

1737
01:10:01,471 --> 01:10:02,797
(Ally imitating pig)
and this boar,

1738
01:10:02,797 --> 01:10:05,900
it doesn't even sound like
squeals, it sounds like

1739
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,017
(Ally imitating motorbike)
motorbike engine revs.

1740
01:10:08,017 --> 01:10:09,586
And that's a 10, that blows up!

1741
01:10:09,586 --> 01:10:12,007
(explosion thundering)
- Boom!

1742
01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:14,827
- It rocks!
(all laughing)

1743
01:10:14,827 --> 01:10:18,487
- Oh man, and then I am gonna roll.

1744
01:10:18,487 --> 01:10:20,748
And that's a four.
- Nice.

1745
01:10:20,748 --> 01:10:22,087
(exciting rock music)
- Hell yeah, 18 all told.

1746
01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:25,747
You jump on the boar,
fucking war pigs, baby.

1747
01:10:25,747 --> 01:10:29,017
Streaking forward, you are all riding.

1748
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:30,266
You see Lucy's on one.

1749
01:10:30,266 --> 01:10:32,135
- I'm putting Lucy on my back.

1750
01:10:32,135 --> 01:10:34,657
(Ify laughing)
- Good, Lucy's got her arms

1751
01:10:34,657 --> 01:10:36,836
around you.
- I'm your boar.

1752
01:10:36,836 --> 01:10:37,837
I'm your boar.

1753
01:10:37,837 --> 01:10:39,397
- Try to catch up!

1754
01:10:39,397 --> 01:10:42,937
Jennifer drifts on a boar
just riding through the FBI.

1755
01:10:42,937 --> 01:10:45,397
- Incredible.
- Oh.

1756
01:10:45,397 --> 01:10:47,022
- Calm down.
- Ally!

1757
01:10:47,022 --> 01:10:49,023
- Hey, look, everyone, I was having fun.

1758
01:10:49,023 --> 01:10:51,423
(Ify laughing)
- You're being silly.

1759
01:10:51,423 --> 01:10:54,580
You're being silly.
- I was being a little silly.

1760
01:10:56,017 --> 01:10:58,987
- You streak through this place

1761
01:10:58,987 --> 01:11:01,447
going as fast as you can on these pigs.

1762
01:11:01,447 --> 01:11:04,027
Turn the corner, see a group of FBI agents

1763
01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:05,977
and there's Haldwell in his trash can.

1764
01:11:05,977 --> 01:11:08,090
He wheels around and goes,

1765
01:11:08,090 --> 01:11:09,637
(dramatic music)
"You. Get 'em!"

1766
01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:14,197
And I'm gonna need all of you
to roll either Stunts to avoid

1767
01:11:14,197 --> 01:11:17,467
or Toughness to just
bear down on Haldwell.

1768
01:11:17,467 --> 01:11:20,227
The weapons open up,
it is a difficulty six

1769
01:11:20,227 --> 01:11:22,027
Stunts or Tough to avoid.

1770
01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:24,157
- I'm going Toughness
straight through Haldwell

1771
01:11:24,157 --> 01:11:27,079
and I'm looking at him
like, "You're pisstory."

1772
01:11:27,079 --> 01:11:28,537
(Brennan laughing)
- They have weapons?

1773
01:11:28,537 --> 01:11:29,370
- Weapons, yeah.
- They have guns?

1774
01:11:29,370 --> 01:11:32,047
- They have guns, yeah.
- Could I use a gun?

1775
01:11:32,047 --> 01:11:33,187
Could I try and shoot them?

1776
01:11:33,187 --> 01:11:36,529
- Yes, but gimme a Tough or
Stunts first as they open fire.

1777
01:11:36,529 --> 01:11:37,362
- What was it again?
- Six.

1778
01:11:37,362 --> 01:11:38,407
- Six.
- Oh seven.

1779
01:11:38,407 --> 01:11:39,997
- Seven, great.
- Seven on Tough.

1780
01:11:39,997 --> 01:11:44,017
I'm trying to slosh the
trash can a little bit.

1781
01:11:44,017 --> 01:11:45,667
- Cool, so you're bearing down.

1782
01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:47,047
You're bearing down as well.

1783
01:11:47,047 --> 01:11:48,487
- Yep, seven.
- Seven.

1784
01:11:48,487 --> 01:11:52,060
- I rolled a one so I'm gonna
use a different skill I guess.

1785
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,547
- Hell yeah.
- I got a four

1786
01:11:54,547 --> 01:11:56,707
but I'm gonna spend four Turbo Tokens

1787
01:11:56,707 --> 01:11:58,327
since I'm still severe.

1788
01:11:58,327 --> 01:11:59,737
- Hell yeah.
- So that I can meet it.

1789
01:11:59,737 --> 01:12:01,177
- Okay, copy that, cool, cool, cool.

1790
01:12:01,177 --> 01:12:04,567
All of you bearing down
(imitating engine rev) as you go.

1791
01:12:04,567 --> 01:12:07,194
Are you using Tough or Stunts right now?

1792
01:12:07,194 --> 01:12:08,557
- Tough.
- You're using Tough?

1793
01:12:08,557 --> 01:12:10,417
You wouldn't fail by five or more

1794
01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:11,977
so you wouldn't take an injury level.

1795
01:12:11,977 --> 01:12:13,717
I think it's actually in
your favor to keep those four

1796
01:12:13,717 --> 01:12:16,607
and then take another two for Relentless.

1797
01:12:16,607 --> 01:12:17,440
- Thanks, babe.
- Ooh.

1798
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:19,647
- You got it, babe.
(Ify laughing)

1799
01:12:19,647 --> 01:12:23,007
So no one rolled Stunts
so it is the charge

1800
01:12:23,007 --> 01:12:24,577
of the fucking light brigade.

1801
01:12:24,577 --> 01:12:26,077
It is just-
- It is a piss-filled

1802
01:12:26,077 --> 01:12:27,958
trash can, what do you think?

1803
01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:28,890
We're definitely gonna

1804
01:12:28,890 --> 01:12:29,723
target it. (laughing)
- I got a one so I think

1805
01:12:29,723 --> 01:12:31,259
I have to take damage.

1806
01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:32,941
- You got a one?
- Yeah.

1807
01:12:32,941 --> 01:12:34,447
- Oh okay, yeah, you take
another one to severe,

1808
01:12:34,447 --> 01:12:35,800
so you take an injury level to severe.

1809
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,267
- Level two.
- So the bullets go to you.

1810
01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:40,297
There's an enormous rocky promontory

1811
01:12:40,297 --> 01:12:42,487
in this like great hall,
like marble floors.

1812
01:12:42,487 --> 01:12:44,497
It's like sculptural, it's like big hall

1813
01:12:44,497 --> 01:12:47,407
with a sort of like rock sculpture.

1814
01:12:47,407 --> 01:12:51,907
You see the sea of charging
revolutionaries over the top.

1815
01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:54,547
Saximilian, headband blowing in the wind

1816
01:12:54,547 --> 01:12:56,927
astride the fucking rock.
- He's here now?

1817
01:12:56,927 --> 01:12:59,167
- Yeah, as you all take the hits,

1818
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:03,067
the crowd rips the American
flags off a bunch of flag poles,

1819
01:13:03,067 --> 01:13:06,817
ties tattered Anarchy flags
to them, tosses them up.

1820
01:13:06,817 --> 01:13:09,337
Saximilian just tosses these spears

1821
01:13:09,337 --> 01:13:11,467
with Anarchy flags on them to all of you

1822
01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:13,927
as you surge forward.

1823
01:13:13,927 --> 01:13:18,927
So you are riding pigs with
these flag spears, slow motion.

1824
01:13:19,010 --> 01:13:20,650
"Ah!"

1825
01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:21,840
- I am a pig.

1826
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,517
(Brennan imitating gun)
Because I am a cop.

1827
01:13:23,517 --> 01:13:25,177
- Boom, there you go.

1828
01:13:25,177 --> 01:13:28,237
We're gonna cut back
inside the evidence locker.

1829
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,097
You guys hear chaos outside.

1830
01:13:30,097 --> 01:13:31,207
What do you do in the evidence locker?

1831
01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:34,237
- I quickly turn G13 right side up

1832
01:13:34,237 --> 01:13:36,111
and undo the straitjacket.

1833
01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:37,507
(Rekha grunting)
- Give me Brawl or Stunts

1834
01:13:37,507 --> 01:13:41,437
difficulty four.
- I'll roll Brawl. Five.

1835
01:13:41,437 --> 01:13:44,677
- Okay, you (grunting)
rip the straitjacket off.

1836
01:13:44,677 --> 01:13:48,221
- Thanks, my man, okay. (laughing)

1837
01:13:48,221 --> 01:13:53,221
Full different person, G13
immediately starts poking around

1838
01:13:54,037 --> 01:13:57,217
trying to look for
anything that could read

1839
01:13:57,217 --> 01:13:59,047
as relevant to him in
this evidence locker.

1840
01:13:59,047 --> 01:14:02,265
- Go ahead and give me Wits eight.

1841
01:14:02,265 --> 01:14:04,073
(intense music)

1842
01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,647
(die clattering)

1843
01:14:05,647 --> 01:14:10,541
- Three, so that's not that.

1844
01:14:10,541 --> 01:14:12,317
- That is not that, go ahead
and take a Turbo Token.

1845
01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:14,257
- Okay.
- So you don't find

1846
01:14:14,257 --> 01:14:17,437
anything in here that seems like relevant

1847
01:14:17,437 --> 01:14:18,277
or anything else like that.

1848
01:14:18,277 --> 01:14:21,790
Go ahead, as you do that,
give me a Wits check here.

1849
01:14:23,151 --> 01:14:23,984
(die clattering)

1850
01:14:23,984 --> 01:14:25,990
- One.
- One, okay, copy that.

1851
01:14:25,990 --> 01:14:28,800
- Have I used any of the The Ones yet?

1852
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:29,887
- I don't think you have.
- I don't think so.

1853
01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:31,357
- I guess I'll blow it up.

1854
01:14:31,357 --> 01:14:32,520
- Hell yeah.
- Woo!

1855
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,320
Boom.
(explosion thundering)

1856
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,153
(die clattering)

1857
01:14:35,153 --> 01:14:37,237
- Four, so that's a 10 total.

1858
01:14:37,237 --> 01:14:40,057
- 10 total, you don't think
there's any MacGuffins in here,

1859
01:14:40,057 --> 01:14:42,697
there's nothing that's
like of significance

1860
01:14:42,697 --> 01:14:44,167
to the case necessarily.

1861
01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:47,107
But what you do find is G13's stuff.

1862
01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:49,657
So all of Usha's original,
like the clothes,

1863
01:14:49,657 --> 01:14:52,087
the Moonrider fucking keys, all that shit,

1864
01:14:52,087 --> 01:14:54,007
that's all in a bag that
you find right away.

1865
01:14:54,007 --> 01:14:56,437
And you seem to hear that the
agents are now dealing with

1866
01:14:56,437 --> 01:14:58,717
a new problem and not
charging in after you, yes?

1867
01:14:58,717 --> 01:15:01,421
- So not the dynamite, that
wasn't taken by the cops?

1868
01:15:01,421 --> 01:15:02,254
- The dynamite's not there

1869
01:15:02,254 --> 01:15:03,087
but you still have that matchbook.

1870
01:15:03,087 --> 01:15:04,327
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes.

1871
01:15:04,327 --> 01:15:05,647
- Can I put all my clothes on?

1872
01:15:05,647 --> 01:15:07,627
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, this looks like

1873
01:15:07,627 --> 01:15:09,307
the stuff you would wear, right?

1874
01:15:09,307 --> 01:15:10,707
- Okay, what does that mean?

1875
01:15:11,887 --> 01:15:13,360
- It means what I meant.

1876
01:15:14,647 --> 01:15:16,867
- Okay.
(Alex laughing)

1877
01:15:16,867 --> 01:15:19,987
Puts it all on.
- What a fucking twerp.

1878
01:15:19,987 --> 01:15:21,907
- Twerp, takes one to know one. (laughing)

1879
01:15:21,907 --> 01:15:24,097
- Hell yeah, as you guys charge through,

1880
01:15:24,097 --> 01:15:25,897
outside in the big hallway,

1881
01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,147
the agents sort of like
defending this hall.

1882
01:15:28,147 --> 01:15:31,657
What are the four of you doing
out charging on these pigs?

1883
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:36,657
- Can I put two of the flags
into two guns and shoot them?

1884
01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:40,597
- Yes.
- Thank you.

1885
01:15:40,597 --> 01:15:43,867
- Greg had a shotgun, so I'm
gonna say like switcheroo,

1886
01:15:43,867 --> 01:15:47,107
like toss the shotgun,
flag poles in the barrels.

1887
01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:48,817
Go ahead and give me Weapons.

1888
01:15:48,817 --> 01:15:49,747
- Weapons what?

1889
01:15:49,747 --> 01:15:51,740
- He's gonna roll Tough.

1890
01:15:51,740 --> 01:15:53,922
I'm gonna roll Box of Doom for him.

1891
01:15:53,922 --> 01:15:56,072
(intense music)
He's gonna roll d20 Tough.

1892
01:15:57,370 --> 01:15:58,203
(die clattering)

1893
01:15:58,203 --> 01:16:00,144
- And I get a minus three.

1894
01:16:00,144 --> 01:16:03,037
- He rolled a 10, you're
trying to beat a seven.

1895
01:16:03,037 --> 01:16:05,637
If you beat it by five or
more, he's instantly dead.

1896
01:16:07,093 --> 01:16:08,737
(die clattering)

1897
01:16:08,737 --> 01:16:10,011
- Three.
- Oof.

1898
01:16:10,011 --> 01:16:11,672
- Okay, you take a shot

1899
01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:14,167
(gun recoiling)
and boom, the flags streak

1900
01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:19,117
past him as he does a
leap twisting in mid air.

1901
01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:21,637
Trash can upside down, piss everywhere.

1902
01:16:21,637 --> 01:16:23,047
Lands in the trash can again.

1903
01:16:23,047 --> 01:16:25,133
Who else in this charge
is acting in this moment?

1904
01:16:25,133 --> 01:16:26,799
- But go ahead and take two Turbo Tokens.

1905
01:16:26,799 --> 01:16:28,447
- I'd love to charge forward on my boar

1906
01:16:28,447 --> 01:16:33,187
and then do like a really
sick like jump up flip

1907
01:16:33,187 --> 01:16:35,624
running on the walls kind of thing.

1908
01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:37,147
- Yeah.
- Like I feel like we watch,

1909
01:16:37,147 --> 01:16:39,727
like people are rushing towards
the evidence room, right?

1910
01:16:39,727 --> 01:16:40,560
- Hell yeah.
- They're like trying

1911
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,427
to get there, so I'd love to
like burst in front of them

1912
01:16:42,427 --> 01:16:43,987
and try to knock down that door.

1913
01:16:43,987 --> 01:16:47,347
- Hell yes, go ahead
and give me Stunts six.

1914
01:16:47,347 --> 01:16:48,180
- Great.

1915
01:16:50,171 --> 01:16:51,700
- D4.
- Blow it up.

1916
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:56,287
- Year of the pig.
(die clattering)

1917
01:16:56,287 --> 01:16:57,937
- Don't think about it, it's okay.

1918
01:16:57,937 --> 01:16:59,047
- Did I already use all The Ones?

1919
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:01,301
- Yes you did.
- Do you guys wanna suit up?

1920
01:17:01,301 --> 01:17:03,515
- Yeah, yeah.
(Ify laughing)

1921
01:17:03,515 --> 01:17:04,993
- I would like to at some point.

1922
01:17:04,993 --> 01:17:05,826
- We should have honestly.
- All right, go ahead

1923
01:17:05,826 --> 01:17:07,387
and take your Turbo Token.

1924
01:17:07,387 --> 01:17:08,708
- All right.

1925
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:10,858
- All right.
- I guess.

1926
01:17:10,858 --> 01:17:12,937
(all laughing)
- You hit the door.

1927
01:17:12,937 --> 01:17:15,697
- Have three of us used a different skill?

1928
01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:17,197
- I can use a different skill.

1929
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:20,648
- Oh yeah, Weapons, Stunts.

1930
01:17:20,648 --> 01:17:21,787
- Oh yeah.
- Can I say do a Hot check

1931
01:17:21,787 --> 01:17:24,547
and be like, "This building's yours now"?

1932
01:17:24,547 --> 01:17:25,380
- Yeah, do a Hot check.

1933
01:17:25,380 --> 01:17:26,317
Yeah, absolutely, go for it.

1934
01:17:26,317 --> 01:17:27,150
You're looking for

1935
01:17:27,150 --> 01:17:29,257
Hot 10 here.
(exciting rock music)

1936
01:17:29,257 --> 01:17:30,577
That drops to a seven.

1937
01:17:30,577 --> 01:17:32,227
- Okay.
- And you're exploding

1938
01:17:32,227 --> 01:17:33,157
on, what are you rolling?

1939
01:17:33,157 --> 01:17:35,227
You're rolling a d20?
- No, I'm rolling a d10.

1940
01:17:35,227 --> 01:17:36,817
- So now a nine or a 10 explodes.

1941
01:17:36,817 --> 01:17:38,467
- Great.
(die clattering)

1942
01:17:38,467 --> 01:17:42,157
- Seven, eight, nine.

1943
01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,297
- Nice!
- Explodes.

1944
01:17:43,297 --> 01:17:45,854
Boom, you go to d12, go
ahead and roll that d12.

1945
01:17:47,213 --> 01:17:48,934
- 12!
- Oh my God!

1946
01:17:48,934 --> 01:17:50,397
(explosion thundering)
Boom!

1947
01:17:50,397 --> 01:17:53,793
You're at a d20 for Hot,
go ahead and roll the d20.

1948
01:17:53,793 --> 01:17:55,417
(die clattering)

1949
01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:56,527
- Five.
- Woo!

1950
01:17:56,527 --> 01:17:58,027
- Okay, eight and 12 is 20.

1951
01:17:58,027 --> 01:18:00,427
What does Dang say to
the crowd as they charge?

1952
01:18:00,427 --> 01:18:03,487
- I know y'all always need a venue.

1953
01:18:03,487 --> 01:18:06,847
You always need a place to
sleep, need a place to party.

1954
01:18:06,847 --> 01:18:09,127
Do a couple bumps and get rowdy.

1955
01:18:09,127 --> 01:18:12,157
You found it, this is your building now

1956
01:18:12,157 --> 01:18:14,304
as long as you leave no survivors.

1957
01:18:14,304 --> 01:18:15,847
(Brennan laughing)
Except for my homies.

1958
01:18:15,847 --> 01:18:20,137
- You see they go, "No
survivors but the homies.

1959
01:18:20,137 --> 01:18:23,143
No survivors but the homies!"
(all laughing)

1960
01:18:23,143 --> 01:18:24,247
(Brennan screaming)
(concrete thudding)

1961
01:18:24,247 --> 01:18:27,217
There's spray paint happening.
You see in the middle

1962
01:18:27,217 --> 01:18:29,755
of a wave of people pushing, "Ah,"

1963
01:18:29,755 --> 01:18:31,357
(fire crackling)
just everything's on fire,

1964
01:18:31,357 --> 01:18:33,697
fire setting, but as
they're setting it on fire,

1965
01:18:33,697 --> 01:18:35,617
roofs are setting on fire
and then they come in

1966
01:18:35,617 --> 01:18:37,927
with sofas and blankets and coolers

1967
01:18:37,927 --> 01:18:39,607
and start to put the fires out.

1968
01:18:39,607 --> 01:18:42,363
They just let it burn a
little bit for effect.

1969
01:18:42,363 --> 01:18:43,465
(Ally laughing)
Okay, for effect.

1970
01:18:43,465 --> 01:18:44,298
- And then they chill.

1971
01:18:44,298 --> 01:18:45,614
- And then they chill and they say-

1972
01:18:45,614 --> 01:18:47,917
- Then they fucking chill.
- They say, "Kill everybody

1973
01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:52,403
and then welcome them 'cause
this place is our home."

1974
01:18:52,403 --> 01:18:53,257
- Wow.
- From now on,

1975
01:18:53,257 --> 01:18:55,237
this is not an FBI field office.

1976
01:18:55,237 --> 01:18:57,307
- Wow.
- "This is the fucking

1977
01:18:57,307 --> 01:19:02,057
kickback zone and revolution
headquarters and a music venue

1978
01:19:03,127 --> 01:19:06,397
and it's a place for us finally."

1979
01:19:06,397 --> 01:19:09,337
In the back, (Brennan imitating pigs), ah!

1980
01:19:09,337 --> 01:19:10,417
With that, anyone else?

1981
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,577
Wendell, you're also in this
scene so you can jump in

1982
01:19:12,577 --> 01:19:14,492
if you use a different
skill than those three.

1983
01:19:14,492 --> 01:19:16,297
- Oh yeah, I was just going to, you know,

1984
01:19:16,297 --> 01:19:17,900
do something a little more grounded

1985
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,437
(all laughing)
and jump my hog

1986
01:19:20,437 --> 01:19:23,703
and tail whip Haldwell in the face.

1987
01:19:23,703 --> 01:19:25,010
- Go ahead, go ahead.
- I think that's

1988
01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:25,843
a Drive check.
(Ify laughing)

1989
01:19:25,843 --> 01:19:27,780
- You're like using it as
a skateboard, you mean?

1990
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:29,279
- That's Drive, okay.
- Like I'm doing it like.

1991
01:19:29,279 --> 01:19:31,034
- Yeah, that's-
- Riding him

1992
01:19:31,034 --> 01:19:32,887
like a motocross bike.
- It's a different type of hog

1993
01:19:32,887 --> 01:19:35,647
but it's a hog.
- Go ahead, so you're trying

1994
01:19:35,647 --> 01:19:37,417
to basically attack him with the hog.

1995
01:19:37,417 --> 01:19:39,307
- Yeah.
- He's gonna roll Tough.

1996
01:19:39,307 --> 01:19:42,457
That is a seven Tough check from him.

1997
01:19:42,457 --> 01:19:44,554
Go ahead and roll a Drive
check with your hog.

1998
01:19:44,554 --> 01:19:46,057
(Ally laughing)
- Let's go, Hoggie.

1999
01:19:46,057 --> 01:19:47,533
Let's do it.

2000
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,667
(laughing) That's a seven.

2001
01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:50,197
- He takes an injury level, (grunting).

2002
01:19:50,197 --> 01:19:53,497
As you start, you grab
one of the hog's ears

2003
01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:54,997
and start gear shifting the hog.

2004
01:19:54,997 --> 01:19:56,883
You can get it to go different speeds.

2005
01:19:56,883 --> 01:19:58,832
(Brennan imitating engine)
- Oink, oink oink.

2006
01:19:58,832 --> 01:20:01,627
(Ally imitating pig)
(Rekha laughing)

2007
01:20:01,627 --> 01:20:05,017
- You see Carter slams into
the wall. It's his turn.

2008
01:20:05,017 --> 01:20:08,167
I'm gonna need a Stunts check from Russell

2009
01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:09,580
as he attempts to grab you.

2010
01:20:10,607 --> 01:20:13,672
- Okay.
- Difficulty is 12.

2011
01:20:13,672 --> 01:20:15,880
- (laughing) This?
- D4.

2012
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:16,927
- I believe in you.
- I got you.

2013
01:20:16,927 --> 01:20:18,811
- Thank you.
- Go all the way.

2014
01:20:18,811 --> 01:20:19,707
(die clattering)

2015
01:20:19,707 --> 01:20:21,757
- Cocked, you gotta honor.
- In a big way.

2016
01:20:21,757 --> 01:20:22,940
- (quietly) Gotta honor the cock.

2017
01:20:23,915 --> 01:20:25,005
- Four.
(explosion thundering)

2018
01:20:25,005 --> 01:20:27,067
- Boom, now you're rolling a six.

2019
01:20:27,067 --> 01:20:28,567
This needs to blow up as well.

2020
01:20:30,757 --> 01:20:32,197
- And this is a what check, Stunts?

2021
01:20:32,197 --> 01:20:33,917
- Stunts, now you're at d6.

2022
01:20:33,917 --> 01:20:35,557
- Four.

2023
01:20:35,557 --> 01:20:37,147
- Four.

2024
01:20:37,147 --> 01:20:39,757
- Now, am I in the zone where
a five or a six blows up?

2025
01:20:39,757 --> 01:20:41,527
- Five blows up, yeah.
- Yeah, okay, cool.

2026
01:20:41,527 --> 01:20:42,427
- Hell yeah.
- I'll blow it up.

2027
01:20:42,427 --> 01:20:44,137
- Cool.
- So that's a six, a four.

2028
01:20:44,137 --> 01:20:45,967
That's at 10, I just need a two

2029
01:20:45,967 --> 01:20:48,557
on this eight.
(explosion thundering)

2030
01:20:48,557 --> 01:20:49,984
- [Brennan] Two on the eight, here we go.

2031
01:20:49,984 --> 01:20:51,146
- [Jacob] You got it.
(die clattering)

2032
01:20:51,146 --> 01:20:52,917
- Eight!
- Oh my God!

2033
01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:54,237
Triple blow up!
- Oh my God,

2034
01:20:54,237 --> 01:20:56,377
triple blow up!
- Have you doubled

2035
01:20:56,377 --> 01:20:57,757
your tokens by the way
or do you have any left?

2036
01:20:57,757 --> 01:21:00,040
- Triple, double, double.
- Oh baby, two, four, five,

2037
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,387
six, seven, eight,

2038
01:21:01,387 --> 01:21:03,067
nine tokens to double.

2039
01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:04,807
- But what if we get the quad?

2040
01:21:04,807 --> 01:21:06,693
- What if we get the quad?
- What if you get the quad?

2041
01:21:06,693 --> 01:21:09,245
- Double that.
- But what if you get a quad?

2042
01:21:09,245 --> 01:21:10,160
(die clattering)

2043
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,771
- That's a three.
- (laughing) Okay.

2044
01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:12,801
- You could blow...

2045
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,587
- Yeah.
- That's crazy.

2046
01:21:14,587 --> 01:21:16,357
No that's, well-
- But then you wouldn't-

2047
01:21:16,357 --> 01:21:17,287
- But then you would quadruple.

2048
01:21:17,287 --> 01:21:20,527
- You had nine when you
doubled, so that's 18.

2049
01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:22,087
- Yeah, so I just hit a three

2050
01:21:22,087 --> 01:21:23,647
and I just need to make it a nine.

2051
01:21:23,647 --> 01:21:25,477
So I just have to spend six.

2052
01:21:25,477 --> 01:21:28,477
- So you have 18, you spent 6 down to 12.

2053
01:21:28,477 --> 01:21:29,510
- Which then...

2054
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:30,877
- Doubles to 24.

2055
01:21:30,877 --> 01:21:32,047
- I'm just gonna write 24

2056
01:21:32,047 --> 01:21:33,683
and then count them out in a second.

2057
01:21:33,683 --> 01:21:35,072
- [Brennan] So that's four and six.

2058
01:21:35,072 --> 01:21:36,217
- Okay.
- Eight and 10.

2059
01:21:36,217 --> 01:21:39,307
You're rolling a d12
and you have 24 tokens

2060
01:21:39,307 --> 01:21:41,557
sitting in the bank on your Stunts.

2061
01:21:41,557 --> 01:21:43,657
We're beginning to discover

2062
01:21:43,657 --> 01:21:44,817
the edges of this game system.

2063
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:46,597
- Yeah.
- We need to make sure

2064
01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:48,967
we all get to a d20 by the end.

2065
01:21:48,967 --> 01:21:50,517
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

2066
01:21:51,427 --> 01:21:52,260
- Wait, why?
- [Brennan] D12.

2067
01:21:52,260 --> 01:21:53,977
- So we can buy-
- The last suite.

2068
01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,117
- That's a one.

2069
01:21:55,117 --> 01:21:57,127
- [Brennan] That's a one,
you've used all of The Ones.

2070
01:21:57,127 --> 01:21:58,957
- Yeah.
- You have 24 tokens.

2071
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:01,507
- So I'm gonna go ahead and use 10.

2072
01:22:01,507 --> 01:22:03,187
- And blow up.
- To make that an 11,

2073
01:22:03,187 --> 01:22:05,024
which blows up.
- What?

2074
01:22:05,024 --> 01:22:06,032
(Brennan laughing)
- That's called beautiful.

2075
01:22:06,032 --> 01:22:08,650
- Okay, you have 14.

2076
01:22:08,650 --> 01:22:10,597
You have 14 in there-
- Uh-huh.

2077
01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:12,457
- Now you're rolling a d20.

2078
01:22:12,457 --> 01:22:14,860
You've gotten a four, a six.

2079
01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:18,787
So you've gone from a d4
to d20 in a single action.

2080
01:22:18,787 --> 01:22:19,620
- Yeah.
- Okay.

2081
01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:23,707
- With so much help and so
much craziness, but let's see.

2082
01:22:23,707 --> 01:22:26,312
- It's like getting a door on
the hinge with Scotch tape.

2083
01:22:26,312 --> 01:22:28,021
(Rekha laughing)

2084
01:22:28,021 --> 01:22:28,854
(die clattering)

2085
01:22:28,854 --> 01:22:30,277
- That's a four, okay.

2086
01:22:30,277 --> 01:22:31,110
- But how many do you have?

2087
01:22:31,110 --> 01:22:32,110
- I have 14, so that would

2088
01:22:32,110 --> 01:22:33,074
only get me to an 18.
- You have 14, okay,

2089
01:22:33,074 --> 01:22:34,837
you can't get any farther.
- Yeah.

2090
01:22:34,837 --> 01:22:37,177
- Something happens in this moment.

2091
01:22:37,177 --> 01:22:42,007
Russell has been only beefing
it and I think in this moment,

2092
01:22:42,007 --> 01:22:46,177
you look down as Carter goes to grab you

2093
01:22:46,177 --> 01:22:50,237
and you see he is trying to
throw you into the trash can-

2094
01:22:50,237 --> 01:22:52,057
- [Jacob] Eugh.
- That begins

2095
01:22:52,057 --> 01:22:55,207
and is going to try to
slam through the floor

2096
01:22:55,207 --> 01:22:56,887
to go through the floor into the basement

2097
01:22:56,887 --> 01:22:58,027
using the force of your body

2098
01:22:58,027 --> 01:22:59,347
hitting the bottom of the trash can.

2099
01:22:59,347 --> 01:23:00,962
You look down,

2100
01:23:00,962 --> 01:23:03,457
(dramatic music)
floor reflective,

2101
01:23:03,457 --> 01:23:06,067
a layer of piss on a marble floor.

2102
01:23:06,067 --> 01:23:10,120
- That's beautiful.
- And you see Jennifer Drips.

2103
01:23:11,407 --> 01:23:13,897
You don't want to drip,
not in this moment.

2104
01:23:13,897 --> 01:23:15,427
- No, not this kind of drip.

2105
01:23:15,427 --> 01:23:17,920
- You can literally make
poetry out of anything.

2106
01:23:19,027 --> 01:23:20,613
I'm saying that to you watching.

2107
01:23:20,613 --> 01:23:23,467
(Ally and Ify laughing)
- Your poetry teacher.

2108
01:23:23,467 --> 01:23:24,517
- You know she's watching.

2109
01:23:24,517 --> 01:23:27,487
- And it has to rhyme.
(Rekha and Ify laughing)

2110
01:23:27,487 --> 01:23:29,857
Jennifer Drips, you see your
reflection for the first time.

2111
01:23:29,857 --> 01:23:32,587
- I've been thinking about
this a lot, this whole season.

2112
01:23:32,587 --> 01:23:33,637
- Yeah.
- Because I do think

2113
01:23:33,637 --> 01:23:36,607
they're both lone wolves.
I don't think he's had

2114
01:23:36,607 --> 01:23:40,027
the same relationship with
the body that he's inhabiting

2115
01:23:40,027 --> 01:23:42,157
the way that other people have where like

2116
01:23:42,157 --> 01:23:43,807
there's a lesson to learn.

2117
01:23:43,807 --> 01:23:47,227
I think if I'm allowed to
flavor this however I want-

2118
01:23:47,227 --> 01:23:50,017
- Yeah.
- Agent grabs her

2119
01:23:50,017 --> 01:23:52,777
by the hips, or like just touches her

2120
01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:54,097
in this like annoying ass way

2121
01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:55,237
that people are always touching women

2122
01:23:55,237 --> 01:23:59,767
and I think Russell's having
a pussy rage awakening

2123
01:23:59,767 --> 01:24:02,407
in this body of how annoying it is

2124
01:24:02,407 --> 01:24:05,227
that everyone is trying
to like peep at you

2125
01:24:05,227 --> 01:24:07,177
or like touch you in weird places

2126
01:24:07,177 --> 01:24:08,977
or like so many parts of your body

2127
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,287
are, like, explicit and sexualized.

2128
01:24:11,287 --> 01:24:16,133
And so he looks at Jennifer and he's like,

2129
01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:17,527
(laughing) "You're so hot."
(Brennan laughing)

2130
01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:20,763
And she's like, "Haven't you
fucking learned anything?"

2131
01:24:20,763 --> 01:24:22,043
(Rekha laughing)

2132
01:24:22,043 --> 01:24:24,367
"Haven't you fucking learned
anything in this body?

2133
01:24:24,367 --> 01:24:25,897
Like how does it feel?"

2134
01:24:25,897 --> 01:24:30,897
And he's like, "Damn, that's crazy."

2135
01:24:31,507 --> 01:24:34,957
(all laughing)
And then Haldwell grabs him,

2136
01:24:34,957 --> 01:24:36,944
grabs him by the waist and goes,

2137
01:24:36,944 --> 01:24:39,827
"You're going with me, little
missy" and he turns around

2138
01:24:41,017 --> 01:24:43,645
and he kills him.
- I love it.

2139
01:24:43,645 --> 01:24:44,924
(all laughing)

2140
01:24:44,924 --> 01:24:47,347
- He pushes him down
Oscar the Grouch style

2141
01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:48,895
and he drowns in his own urine.

2142
01:24:48,895 --> 01:24:49,927
(Alex gasps)

2143
01:24:50,827 --> 01:24:54,880
- Bubbles rising in the
dark of the trash bag.

2144
01:24:56,107 --> 01:24:59,797
Agent Carter Haldwell, the
person you saw in the movie,

2145
01:24:59,797 --> 01:25:03,937
in the screen, in episode
one, Russell saw the key card.

2146
01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:08,440
You see, (breathing in)
you feel the struggle stop.

2147
01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:11,677
- Yikes, stop it.
- Lungs filled with piss

2148
01:25:11,677 --> 01:25:14,947
and a life with meaning.

2149
01:25:14,947 --> 01:25:16,030
- That's right.

2150
01:25:17,047 --> 01:25:19,664
Only touch my hips if you ask first.

2151
01:25:19,664 --> 01:25:21,847
(all laughing)

2152
01:25:21,847 --> 01:25:23,587
- The door bursts open.

2153
01:25:23,587 --> 01:25:28,587
Usha and Liv, you rejoin Paula,
Dang, Russell and Wendell.

2154
01:25:29,227 --> 01:25:34,227
Back outside, the revolution
moves and you are rejoined.

2155
01:25:34,627 --> 01:25:37,117
You can all get the
fuck out of this space.

2156
01:25:37,117 --> 01:25:39,817
Johnny and Lucy rejoin you.

2157
01:25:39,817 --> 01:25:44,817
Doug whips the car back
outside and you see- Honestly,

2158
01:25:46,267 --> 01:25:47,947
that car has crashed through a wall.

2159
01:25:47,947 --> 01:25:52,447
I think he gets like a SWAT
wagon to get enough space

2160
01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:53,707
for your whole crew.

2161
01:25:53,707 --> 01:25:55,523
- Yes.
- And just pulls

2162
01:25:55,523 --> 01:25:58,507
the fucking wagon out, all of you take off

2163
01:25:58,507 --> 01:26:01,847
back into the Los Angeles city streets.

2164
01:26:01,847 --> 01:26:04,627
(gentle music)
You are rejoined all together,

2165
01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:07,567
and Dang, you see Liv for the first time

2166
01:26:07,567 --> 01:26:08,617
back in the SWAT car.

2167
01:26:11,437 --> 01:26:12,270
- Dang.
- Thanks for saying

2168
01:26:12,270 --> 01:26:13,630
one nice thing.

2169
01:26:14,784 --> 01:26:16,117
- I thought you left.

2170
01:26:16,117 --> 01:26:18,325
- I did, but just to do the right thing

2171
01:26:18,325 --> 01:26:19,317
and not to do nothing.

2172
01:26:20,294 --> 01:26:21,907
(electronic beeping)
- Thanks, man.

2173
01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,617
- Hell yeah.
- Wow.

2174
01:26:23,617 --> 01:26:26,017
Russell, as you guys
get to the SWAT vehicle

2175
01:26:26,017 --> 01:26:29,977
with Doug Meat driving, you
see Usha, G13, back and stuff

2176
01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:32,917
and you have the Shadow Falcon
Protocol with you as well.

2177
01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:34,897
- Can I do some sort of roll?
(dramatic music)

2178
01:26:34,897 --> 01:26:35,917
- You wanna do a Wits check?

2179
01:26:35,917 --> 01:26:38,911
- Yes please.
- Contested Wits versus Hot.

2180
01:26:38,911 --> 01:26:41,587
- Okay.
- I am not hot so.

2181
01:26:41,587 --> 01:26:42,970
Four.
- Oh.

2182
01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:45,281
- [Alex] A blow up?
- 10, blow up.

2183
01:26:45,281 --> 01:26:46,624
- Ooh.
- I will,

2184
01:26:46,624 --> 01:26:49,254
(explosion thundering)
I have two tokens.

2185
01:26:49,254 --> 01:26:50,647
Is it worth it for me to blow up?

2186
01:26:50,647 --> 01:26:53,287
- What are you guys
arguing about? (laughing)

2187
01:26:53,287 --> 01:26:54,937
- Well, I think I-
- I think Ally's

2188
01:26:54,937 --> 01:26:59,197
just giving her the thing.
- 10, blow up.

2189
01:26:59,197 --> 01:27:02,249
I'm at a 20 now for Wits.
(explosion thundering)

2190
01:27:02,249 --> 01:27:03,787
- What the hell?
- You're at a d20 for Wits.

2191
01:27:03,787 --> 01:27:05,707
Go ahead and roll that d20.

2192
01:27:05,707 --> 01:27:07,689
- I think maybe Russell thinks I'm gonna

2193
01:27:07,689 --> 01:27:08,557
like take it for myself.
- 17, blow up.

2194
01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:11,407
- By the way, did you-
- Oh, that's the

2195
01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:12,997
second blow up.
- Yeah, so-

2196
01:27:12,997 --> 01:27:14,527
- That's crazy.
- So how many do you have

2197
01:27:14,527 --> 01:27:15,360
in there right now?

2198
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:19,687
- Okay, two, four, six,

2199
01:27:21,307 --> 01:27:23,017
eight, 10, 12.

2200
01:27:23,017 --> 01:27:24,487
So add another 12.
- You are at 20-

2201
01:27:24,487 --> 01:27:25,927
- I'm not gonna blow it up a second time,

2202
01:27:25,927 --> 01:27:27,157
I'll just stay with the 17,

2203
01:27:27,157 --> 01:27:28,080
it's a really high roll.

2204
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:31,399
- You're at a 24

2205
01:27:31,399 --> 01:27:33,907
and you have a d20 Wits, correct?

2206
01:27:33,907 --> 01:27:35,410
How many d20s are you rocking right now?

2207
01:27:35,410 --> 01:27:37,377
- Two.
- [Brennan] Two, okay.

2208
01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:39,220
Four.
- Does everyone have one?

2209
01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:40,354
- Yep.
- I have one.

2210
01:27:40,354 --> 01:27:41,647
- Oh, okay, I gotta get one.

2211
01:27:41,647 --> 01:27:45,487
- So with that check,
I'm gonna look at Usha

2212
01:27:45,487 --> 01:27:50,347
and I'm gonna say, "Oh yeah, I got this.

2213
01:27:50,347 --> 01:27:52,047
What's your granddaughter's name?"

2214
01:27:54,385 --> 01:27:57,547
(Jacob claps)
- I don't think,

2215
01:27:57,547 --> 01:28:00,307
at first blush, I don't think he knows.

2216
01:28:00,307 --> 01:28:03,157
- That rocks.
- Am I failing this answer?

2217
01:28:03,157 --> 01:28:06,487
- Yes 'cause the Wits so
far outstrips the Hot check-

2218
01:28:06,487 --> 01:28:07,320
- Right.
- That you cannot

2219
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:09,369
conceal from-
- Why the hell

2220
01:28:09,369 --> 01:28:11,447
do you wanna know my granddaughter's name?

2221
01:28:11,447 --> 01:28:12,307
(Izzy gasps)
- I look at the rest

2222
01:28:12,307 --> 01:28:15,127
of the group. I think we
all know how crazy that is.

2223
01:28:15,127 --> 01:28:17,677
- We can't get Usha to shut
up about her granddaughter.

2224
01:28:17,677 --> 01:28:19,027
- Yeah.
- But the only way

2225
01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:21,637
we can get Usha back is
if she has her thing.

2226
01:28:21,637 --> 01:28:26,494
- Yeah, I grab G13 by the face
and am like, "Where's Usha?"

2227
01:28:27,697 --> 01:28:30,444
- I hacked that old lady so long ago.

2228
01:28:30,444 --> 01:28:34,867
- How do you feel about Scrabble?

2229
01:28:34,867 --> 01:28:37,187
Let's bring her back.
(Ally and Rekha laughing)

2230
01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:38,784
- Yeah, let's entice her out.

2231
01:28:38,784 --> 01:28:41,947
- Yeah, yeah, how do those
tiles feel in your fingers?

2232
01:28:41,947 --> 01:28:42,780
- They feel like shit,

2233
01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:44,257
everything analog feels like shit.

2234
01:28:44,257 --> 01:28:46,537
Why don't you just play
it on a computer, huh?

2235
01:28:46,537 --> 01:28:47,737
Computer's where I found myself-

2236
01:28:47,737 --> 01:28:48,847
- Guess what, you and me,

2237
01:28:48,847 --> 01:28:50,977
we're gonna go to Palm Springs together.

2238
01:28:50,977 --> 01:28:53,197
We're gonna have an old gals weekend.

2239
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:55,433
- Huh, maybe you could have one alone.

2240
01:28:55,433 --> 01:28:57,827
- No, you little fuck.

2241
01:28:57,827 --> 01:28:59,257
(Ally and Rekha laughing)
You little fuck.

2242
01:28:59,257 --> 01:29:01,395
Paula curses for the
first time in her life.

2243
01:29:01,395 --> 01:29:05,857
- "You little fuck!"
- I grab G13's hand

2244
01:29:05,857 --> 01:29:07,765
and I put it against my neck.

2245
01:29:07,765 --> 01:29:10,523
(Izzy and Alex gasping)
- Feel it, tickle it.

2246
01:29:11,390 --> 01:29:13,357
- I feel like your neck is sapping

2247
01:29:13,357 --> 01:29:15,243
some of my masculinity out of me.

2248
01:29:15,243 --> 01:29:16,667
(Ify laughing)

2249
01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:18,107
- Okay, guys.
- I might need to buy,

2250
01:29:18,107 --> 01:29:20,317
I might need to buy
some supplements online.

2251
01:29:20,317 --> 01:29:22,717
- I take this, I bury this away.

2252
01:29:22,717 --> 01:29:24,367
At least we know that we have this.

2253
01:29:24,367 --> 01:29:25,837
- I'm gonna punch him in the face.

2254
01:29:25,837 --> 01:29:26,670
- G13?

2255
01:29:26,670 --> 01:29:28,837
- Yeah.
- Gimme Tough versus Brawl.

2256
01:29:28,837 --> 01:29:30,397
- I'm Tough?
- You're rolling Tough

2257
01:29:30,397 --> 01:29:31,867
and Jack's rolling Brawl.

2258
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,790
- Negative three.
- Gotcha.

2259
01:29:32,790 --> 01:29:36,007
- Okay, I got a four, so
negative three is one.

2260
01:29:36,007 --> 01:29:37,897
Now can I say, I have Wildcard-

2261
01:29:37,897 --> 01:29:39,007
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- And we have not talked about

2262
01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:41,017
what that is.
- You do have Wildcard

2263
01:29:41,017 --> 01:29:42,847
and if you want to
Wildcard, you can Wildcard.

2264
01:29:42,847 --> 01:29:47,524
I'm gonna let you know right
now, you can do it once.

2265
01:29:47,524 --> 01:29:50,797
Not per episode, in the entire season.

2266
01:29:50,797 --> 01:29:54,517
- I am not going to do
it because you said that

2267
01:29:54,517 --> 01:29:56,347
and you said it like that.

2268
01:29:56,347 --> 01:29:57,997
(Ally laughing)

2269
01:29:57,997 --> 01:29:59,137
- Hey, can I have a hug?
- Remember, I'm your enemy.

2270
01:29:59,137 --> 01:30:00,756
I'm out here to hurt you.

2271
01:30:00,756 --> 01:30:03,332
(Rekha and Ally laughing)

2272
01:30:04,957 --> 01:30:09,037
- Because G13 really has fully hacked Usha

2273
01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:12,457
and he doesn't- Can I
make one more attempt

2274
01:30:12,457 --> 01:30:15,847
to like find some personal
piece of information about Usha?

2275
01:30:15,847 --> 01:30:17,407
- Well, let's resolve this check first.

2276
01:30:17,407 --> 01:30:18,240
- Great, oh yeah,

2277
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,373
you've punched me. (laughing)
- You've got a one, yeah.

2278
01:30:20,373 --> 01:30:21,728
- And I'm-
- I think all of G13's

2279
01:30:21,728 --> 01:30:23,706
brilliance is like,

2280
01:30:23,706 --> 01:30:24,539
and what'd we roll for Brawl here?

2281
01:30:24,539 --> 01:30:26,677
- And I'm still at a d4 for Brawl.

2282
01:30:26,677 --> 01:30:27,750
- Unbelievable.

2283
01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:29,017
(die clattering)

2284
01:30:29,017 --> 01:30:34,017
- Two, I am going to spend
four tokens to blow that up.

2285
01:30:34,849 --> 01:30:36,217
(explosion thundering)
- Boom.

2286
01:30:36,217 --> 01:30:37,567
- 'Cause I'm still at severe.

2287
01:30:37,567 --> 01:30:39,277
- The encounter ended,
did you heal a level

2288
01:30:39,277 --> 01:30:40,110
when the encounter ended?
- No.

2289
01:30:40,110 --> 01:30:41,462
- Oh yay!
- So you don't have to,

2290
01:30:41,462 --> 01:30:43,348
yeah, yeah.
- That's nice.

2291
01:30:43,348 --> 01:30:45,697
Thanks babe.
- You got it, I got your back.

2292
01:30:45,697 --> 01:30:48,697
So only two tokens blows
you up, that's four.

2293
01:30:48,697 --> 01:30:49,900
Rolling a d6.

2294
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:52,087
(die clattering)

2295
01:30:52,087 --> 01:30:54,651
- Five.
(Rekha laughing)

2296
01:30:54,651 --> 01:30:55,484
(explosion thundering)
- [Brennan] Double blow up,

2297
01:30:55,484 --> 01:30:57,107
double your tokens.
- Oh my God!

2298
01:30:57,107 --> 01:30:58,430
- Okay, I have five tokens.

2299
01:30:58,430 --> 01:31:01,207
- Now you have 10.
- So I'll have 10.

2300
01:31:01,207 --> 01:31:03,138
- Okay, and that's a 10
versus a one right now.

2301
01:31:03,138 --> 01:31:04,807
(Rekha laughing)

2302
01:31:04,807 --> 01:31:07,599
- I killed you.
- You kill Usha.

2303
01:31:07,599 --> 01:31:08,432
- [Brennan] Yeah.

2304
01:31:10,116 --> 01:31:10,949
- Six.

2305
01:31:10,949 --> 01:31:13,537
- Six at a d8, do you want to
keep this gravy train rolling?

2306
01:31:13,537 --> 01:31:15,800
- It's definitely funny,
I think you should.

2307
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,617
- You have a 16 right now,

2308
01:31:17,617 --> 01:31:19,670
but you're two away from blowing up again.

2309
01:31:19,670 --> 01:31:21,171
- Okay.
(explosion thundering)

2310
01:31:22,654 --> 01:31:23,936
- Okay, you're at a d10 roll.

2311
01:31:23,936 --> 01:31:26,346
- Yeah, I'm daddy, I'm daddy
this "Adventuring Party."

2312
01:31:26,346 --> 01:31:28,417
- That's 18.
- Yeah, you're daddy now.

2313
01:31:28,417 --> 01:31:30,963
- 18, we're rolling a d10.

2314
01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:31,796
(die clattering)

2315
01:31:31,796 --> 01:31:33,134
- Two.
- Two, okay, 20.

2316
01:31:35,367 --> 01:31:40,367
So one versus 20, Jack
Manhattan just fucking hauls off

2317
01:31:42,847 --> 01:31:46,657
and puts- Whatever hacking G13 is doing

2318
01:31:46,657 --> 01:31:49,447
puts a fist on the button
and you are lights out.

2319
01:31:49,447 --> 01:31:51,127
That's what we call a hard reboot, folks.

2320
01:31:51,127 --> 01:31:52,447
- Okay.
- You're unconscious.

2321
01:31:52,447 --> 01:31:55,787
- Is that incapacitated or
is that, 'cause it was like

2322
01:31:56,827 --> 01:31:58,597
19 more than mine?

2323
01:31:58,597 --> 01:31:59,737
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

2324
01:31:59,737 --> 01:32:01,567
So I would say this is effectively

2325
01:32:01,567 --> 01:32:02,970
like a Neck Snapper situation.

2326
01:32:02,970 --> 01:32:04,087
- Got it.
- Where you're just

2327
01:32:04,087 --> 01:32:05,737
being put to sleep.
- Little blackout.

2328
01:32:05,737 --> 01:32:07,855
- [Brennan] Little blackout.
- A little tiny

2329
01:32:07,855 --> 01:32:08,688
bit of a blackout.
- And I'm gonna grab her face.

2330
01:32:08,688 --> 01:32:10,397
- We just hear you go, "You fuck!"

2331
01:32:11,255 --> 01:32:12,461
(Izzy imitating fist thudding)

2332
01:32:12,461 --> 01:32:15,680
- I grab her face, "It's Lisa."

2333
01:32:16,807 --> 01:32:18,027
And then put her back.

2334
01:32:18,027 --> 01:32:20,827
- So you have G13, so this is frightening.

2335
01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:21,757
- Whoa.
- And then, no,

2336
01:32:21,757 --> 01:32:23,941
I'm gonna pick up her head again.

2337
01:32:23,941 --> 01:32:25,867
- Okay.
- I'm not done.

2338
01:32:25,867 --> 01:32:27,067
- Is Jack using her?
- Is he like using it

2339
01:32:27,067 --> 01:32:29,103
like a microphone?
- What's going on?

2340
01:32:29,103 --> 01:32:30,697
- This is like when little
kids talk into your mouth

2341
01:32:30,697 --> 01:32:32,335
'cause they think that's
where you hear from.

2342
01:32:32,335 --> 01:32:33,874
(all laughing)

2343
01:32:33,874 --> 01:32:37,090
- Your family (laughing) is so important.

2344
01:32:38,197 --> 01:32:41,227
That's what I've learned
while I've been here.

2345
01:32:41,227 --> 01:32:42,547
- Oh, I thought that's what I learned.

2346
01:32:42,547 --> 01:32:44,647
- You see Lucy and Johnny.

2347
01:32:44,647 --> 01:32:46,297
Johnny says, "Love you, Dad."

2348
01:32:46,297 --> 01:32:48,677
Lucy says, "I love you, Jack Manhattan."

2349
01:32:48,677 --> 01:32:49,850
(Izzy laughing)
"This guy has

2350
01:32:49,850 --> 01:32:51,133
a granddaughter?"

2351
01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:55,077
(all laughing)

2352
01:32:55,077 --> 01:32:56,343
- Shut up.

2353
01:32:56,343 --> 01:32:57,475
- "You got it, Dad."

2354
01:32:57,475 --> 01:32:59,427
- Okay, I'm done.

2355
01:32:59,427 --> 01:33:01,507
- Okay, guys.
- Any other stingers

2356
01:33:01,507 --> 01:33:03,650
on this scene?
- Sorry.

2357
01:33:03,650 --> 01:33:04,483
- I did-
- We're good?

2358
01:33:04,483 --> 01:33:06,277
- No, I think maybe we all check in though

2359
01:33:06,277 --> 01:33:07,327
'cause this is scary.

2360
01:33:07,327 --> 01:33:09,457
What do you guys think
we should do about Usha?

2361
01:33:09,457 --> 01:33:11,580
I don't totally know.
(dramatic music)

2362
01:33:11,580 --> 01:33:15,397
- Well, it seemed like
her touching my neck

2363
01:33:15,397 --> 01:33:19,177
almost got her back, so we
gotta get that hand on us,

2364
01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:20,647
on one of our necks.
- Yeah, get a little carrot

2365
01:33:20,647 --> 01:33:23,677
on a stick kind of situation,
bring Usha back out?

2366
01:33:23,677 --> 01:33:26,527
- I mean I have to assume
this is not the first time

2367
01:33:26,527 --> 01:33:27,907
somebody's hacked somebody else.

2368
01:33:27,907 --> 01:33:31,777
Maybe Santo Patron could be
able to debug her or something,

2369
01:33:31,777 --> 01:33:33,217
I don't know.
- Yeah, should we just

2370
01:33:33,217 --> 01:33:34,777
tie her up so that when she comes to,

2371
01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:37,327
we don't have to keep knocking her out?

2372
01:33:37,327 --> 01:33:38,977
- Yeah, I think that might be the safest.

2373
01:33:38,977 --> 01:33:40,150
- It was really easy.

2374
01:33:41,030 --> 01:33:43,837
- Would you guys tell me
if this is a terrible idea?

2375
01:33:43,837 --> 01:33:47,740
This is Liv in Kingskin's body.

2376
01:33:48,847 --> 01:33:51,486
(Izzy laughing)
What if I tried to crush,

2377
01:33:51,486 --> 01:33:53,169
you know what I-
- We know.

2378
01:33:53,169 --> 01:33:54,002
(all laughing)

2379
01:33:54,002 --> 01:33:55,992
- By the way.
- That's the season,

2380
01:33:55,992 --> 01:33:57,394
that is the season.

2381
01:33:57,394 --> 01:33:59,002
- So Liv got sucked into a tape.

2382
01:33:59,002 --> 01:34:01,220
(all laughing)
- Just so you know-

2383
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:02,053
- Just so you know what's happening-

2384
01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:03,577
- For now, right now in this scene,

2385
01:34:03,577 --> 01:34:04,537
this is what happened to Liv.

2386
01:34:04,537 --> 01:34:06,083
She got sucked into a tape

2387
01:34:06,083 --> 01:34:07,748
(Jacob and Izzy laughing)
and now she's a big man.

2388
01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:09,909
- My god, I'm obsessed with that.

2389
01:34:09,909 --> 01:34:12,050
- (laughing) So this is Liv talking.

2390
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:16,771
Okay, 'cause I'm Alex, so this is-

2391
01:34:16,771 --> 01:34:19,354
(all laughing)

2392
01:34:21,307 --> 01:34:23,120
- Uh-oh.
- No, no, no.

2393
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:25,960
- Are you trash can?
- (laughing) I'm trash can.

2394
01:34:27,697 --> 01:34:31,387
- Liv is like, you guys tell
me if this is a terrible idea.

2395
01:34:31,387 --> 01:34:36,387
What if I try to crush G13's
skull the perfect amount?

2396
01:34:37,051 --> 01:34:39,563
(Rekha laughing)
- It's bad.

2397
01:34:39,563 --> 01:34:40,396
- (laughing) Okay.

2398
01:34:40,396 --> 01:34:42,487
- Yeah, I think maybe
not, let's just tie her up

2399
01:34:42,487 --> 01:34:44,017
a little bit, right?
- The perfect amount

2400
01:34:44,017 --> 01:34:47,200
to shake Usha back.

2401
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:49,237
(dramatic music)
- Do you want to make

2402
01:34:49,237 --> 01:34:54,237
a Brawl check to attempt
to do skull chiropractic

2403
01:34:54,907 --> 01:34:57,277
with your massive fingers to fix-

2404
01:34:57,277 --> 01:35:00,277
- Cranio sacrum?
- Oh my God, yes.

2405
01:35:00,277 --> 01:35:03,067
- Should I do like a Wits
check to see if it fails,

2406
01:35:03,067 --> 01:35:04,499
I would kill?

2407
01:35:04,499 --> 01:35:05,640
- (laughing) I thought
you said witch check.

2408
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:06,473
- (laughing) Witch check.

2409
01:35:06,473 --> 01:35:09,037
- Give me a Wits check, difficulty 10

2410
01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:10,589
to see if this is possible.

2411
01:35:10,589 --> 01:35:11,437
- Make a potion.
- What are you rolling?

2412
01:35:11,437 --> 01:35:12,490
- Wits, d8.

2413
01:35:14,190 --> 01:35:15,307
(die clattering)

2414
01:35:15,307 --> 01:35:17,227
Seven.
- On a Wits seven, go ahead

2415
01:35:17,227 --> 01:35:18,060
and take a Turbo Token.

2416
01:35:18,060 --> 01:35:20,163
- We're in the scene with
you, I got one for you.

2417
01:35:20,163 --> 01:35:20,996
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2418
01:35:20,996 --> 01:35:22,554
- Oh, thank you.
- Blow it up.

2419
01:35:22,554 --> 01:35:23,894
- Blow it up, blow it up.
(explosion thundering)

2420
01:35:23,894 --> 01:35:25,719
- Okay, we blew it up.
- Blow it up!

2421
01:35:25,719 --> 01:35:27,587
- Are we rolling d10 now?
- D10.

2422
01:35:27,587 --> 01:35:28,957
- Okay.
- The answer is yes,

2423
01:35:28,957 --> 01:35:32,677
you'll kill her.
(all laughing)

2424
01:35:32,677 --> 01:35:34,027
- You're not, this isn't-
- I'm trying to be

2425
01:35:34,027 --> 01:35:35,900
responsible.
- And you're not

2426
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:37,505
a brain scientist.

2427
01:35:37,505 --> 01:35:38,668
- Yeah, you're trying just-

2428
01:35:38,668 --> 01:35:39,757
- I mean, I guess if I didn't roll,

2429
01:35:39,757 --> 01:35:42,588
then the rules of the game
would just be like, good work.

2430
01:35:42,588 --> 01:35:43,421
(Ally laughing)

2431
01:35:43,421 --> 01:35:45,777
Well, nine.

2432
01:35:45,777 --> 01:35:47,317
- Nine, okay.
- Plus eight.

2433
01:35:47,317 --> 01:35:52,317
- On a 17, you look at G13's skull.

2434
01:35:53,458 --> 01:35:55,045
It's possible.

2435
01:35:55,045 --> 01:35:55,878
(Alex and Rekha laughing)

2436
01:35:55,878 --> 01:35:59,587
It's possible to crush G13's skull.

2437
01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:01,900
- A perfect amount.
- The perfect amount.

2438
01:36:04,177 --> 01:36:09,177
Hacking is a skill that
has to do with programming.

2439
01:36:09,547 --> 01:36:12,817
The mind is interlinked neurons,

2440
01:36:12,817 --> 01:36:16,267
electrical impulses, chemical signals.

2441
01:36:16,267 --> 01:36:17,947
- And there's also just hardware.

2442
01:36:17,947 --> 01:36:21,037
- There's hardware. Is this
not brute force hacking?

2443
01:36:21,037 --> 01:36:26,037
And if G13 could hack a
mind with computer skills,

2444
01:36:27,307 --> 01:36:32,307
could not Liv hack Usha
with Kingskin's hands?

2445
01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,377
(dramatic music)
- And I don't know

2446
01:36:34,377 --> 01:36:35,210
if this matters-
- That checks out

2447
01:36:35,210 --> 01:36:38,407
and I'm a 100 miles per hour
in that direction, let's do it.

2448
01:36:38,407 --> 01:36:39,457
- And I don't know if this matters,

2449
01:36:39,457 --> 01:36:42,617
but Liv can fill out a
Scantron circle perfectly.

2450
01:36:42,617 --> 01:36:44,977
- Perfectly, perfectly.
- Okay.

2451
01:36:44,977 --> 01:36:47,407
- So you asked if this can go bad.

2452
01:36:47,407 --> 01:36:49,477
- Yes.
- If you succeed,

2453
01:36:49,477 --> 01:36:52,897
you will be able to retrieve Usha.

2454
01:36:52,897 --> 01:36:55,807
If you fail, nothing happens.

2455
01:36:55,807 --> 01:36:56,647
- Oh!

2456
01:36:56,647 --> 01:37:01,058
- If you fail by five or
more, Usha and you are dead.

2457
01:37:01,058 --> 01:37:02,569
- No!
- What?

2458
01:37:02,569 --> 01:37:04,631
(all laughing)

2459
01:37:04,631 --> 01:37:06,879
- In episode 7, two characters-

2460
01:37:06,879 --> 01:37:08,557
- [Izzy] Why Kingskin?
- And when you discover that,

2461
01:37:08,557 --> 01:37:09,697
I'm gonna roll something.

2462
01:37:09,697 --> 01:37:11,767
- Oh.
- That's a nat 20,

2463
01:37:11,767 --> 01:37:13,447
so you have to do it.

2464
01:37:13,447 --> 01:37:14,824
(gong chimes)
- What the fuck?

2465
01:37:14,824 --> 01:37:18,127
- Interesting.
- I have one last craziness

2466
01:37:18,127 --> 01:37:19,507
to add to this, if I may.

2467
01:37:19,507 --> 01:37:21,457
- Yeah, yeah, I did roll for it

2468
01:37:21,457 --> 01:37:22,477
so we have to do I, but yeah.

2469
01:37:22,477 --> 01:37:24,551
- Interesting.
- He's getting back at us.

2470
01:37:24,551 --> 01:37:27,937
- I have to-
- I am a 20 in Brawl.

2471
01:37:27,937 --> 01:37:31,064
- Okay.
- Can I walk up to Kingskin?

2472
01:37:31,064 --> 01:37:33,978
- Yeah.
- And hit him so hard

2473
01:37:33,978 --> 01:37:34,937
with the d20-
- Why?

2474
01:37:34,937 --> 01:37:37,057
- To give him a level of damage
which gives him advantage

2475
01:37:37,057 --> 01:37:39,428
on his next roll after receiving that.

2476
01:37:39,428 --> 01:37:40,729
- What's that?
- That's crazy.

2477
01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,280
- [Brennan] Okay.
- What's that from?

2478
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,837
- Just crazy enough to work.
- [Alex] Oh, Diesel Circus?

2479
01:37:43,837 --> 01:37:45,457
- Go ahead and slap Kingskin.

2480
01:37:45,457 --> 01:37:47,959
- I say, "Kingskin, I
know you can do this."

2481
01:37:47,959 --> 01:37:48,817
(die clattering)
- Okay.

2482
01:37:48,817 --> 01:37:50,167
- 14.
- Okay, go ahead

2483
01:37:50,167 --> 01:37:51,529
and gimme a Tough check.

2484
01:37:51,529 --> 01:37:53,674
(die clattering)
- You get a d20.

2485
01:37:53,674 --> 01:37:55,207
- Seven.
- Okay, you fail,

2486
01:37:55,207 --> 01:37:57,307
take an injury level, next
roll's with advantage.

2487
01:37:57,307 --> 01:37:59,047
Take a Turbo Token as
well 'cause you failed.

2488
01:37:59,047 --> 01:38:00,521
Jennifer slaps you so hard

2489
01:38:00,521 --> 01:38:01,867
(hand smacks)
that you are better

2490
01:38:01,867 --> 01:38:04,717
at skull crush brain surgery.

2491
01:38:04,717 --> 01:38:07,837
- Focus.
- Neuro double personality

2492
01:38:07,837 --> 01:38:11,647
hack finger crush skull hack surgery hack.

2493
01:38:11,647 --> 01:38:14,219
- And I say-
- What is the DC for this?

2494
01:38:14,219 --> 01:38:15,847
(Alex laughing)
- Wait, hold on, Cornholio.

2495
01:38:15,847 --> 01:38:16,809
(all laughing)

2496
01:38:16,809 --> 01:38:19,271
- Yeah, hey, Cornholio?

2497
01:38:19,271 --> 01:38:23,727
Hey, Paula and Jack-
- The DC is getting to a 20.

2498
01:38:23,727 --> 01:38:25,897
- Have Cornholioed.
- So you're rolling

2499
01:38:25,897 --> 01:38:26,911
with advantage.
- Okay.

2500
01:38:26,911 --> 01:38:27,967
- You have a d12 Brawl.

2501
01:38:27,967 --> 01:38:32,077
The difficulty for this, quite simply,

2502
01:38:32,077 --> 01:38:34,867
and I can't make this any clearer, is 30

2503
01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,441
and now you have to do it.
(Izzy screaming)

2504
01:38:37,441 --> 01:38:38,274
- Difficulty's 30?

2505
01:38:38,274 --> 01:38:39,127
- Difficulty is 30.
- You've got this

2506
01:38:39,127 --> 01:38:41,140
and you're at a 12 and
you get to roll twice.

2507
01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:42,300
- Okay.
- You're rolling twice.

2508
01:38:42,300 --> 01:38:43,177
You're rolling twice.
- Okay, also Jennifer Drips

2509
01:38:43,177 --> 01:38:45,667
slaps me and I'm like,
"Ugh, thank you, Russell.

2510
01:38:45,667 --> 01:38:47,977
Also I no longer have a crush on you,

2511
01:38:47,977 --> 01:38:49,972
but I deeply respect you."

2512
01:38:49,972 --> 01:38:52,567
- Ooh, slapped the crush
right outta your mouth.

2513
01:38:52,567 --> 01:38:53,867
- Cool. (laughing)
- Wow.

2514
01:38:54,990 --> 01:38:55,823
- Slap me too.

2515
01:38:55,823 --> 01:38:58,177
- All right, roll, and honestly,

2516
01:38:58,177 --> 01:38:59,876
because if you get-
- Yeah, I looked right at you.

2517
01:38:59,876 --> 01:39:03,367
(dramatic music)
- If you get a 25 or lower,

2518
01:39:03,367 --> 01:39:04,627
you and Usha are both dead.

2519
01:39:04,627 --> 01:39:05,887
Pass the Box of Doom.
- What?

2520
01:39:05,887 --> 01:39:07,478
- [Brennan] Yes.

2521
01:39:07,478 --> 01:39:09,817
- Okay, but we got a lot of
Turbo Tokens here, right?

2522
01:39:09,817 --> 01:39:12,140
- Yeah, we have a lot.
- So you're gonna roll two.

2523
01:39:12,140 --> 01:39:14,707
You're gonna roll two
d12, go ahead and roll.

2524
01:39:14,707 --> 01:39:15,600
You can roll them-
- Two d12s,

2525
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:16,466
this is for Brawl, right?

2526
01:39:16,466 --> 01:39:19,265
- This is for Brawl.
- Okay, and I have to?

2527
01:39:19,265 --> 01:39:21,385
- Yeah, you actually-
- Yeah, I can't be like, okay.

2528
01:39:21,385 --> 01:39:22,218
- You have to.
- You can't change your mind,

2529
01:39:22,218 --> 01:39:23,051
I've already slapped you.

2530
01:39:23,051 --> 01:39:24,597
(Rekha and Alex laughing)
- Nope.

2531
01:39:24,597 --> 01:39:25,717
- [Brennan and Jacob] You got it.

2532
01:39:25,717 --> 01:39:27,828
- All right.
- So crazy.

2533
01:39:27,828 --> 01:39:29,947
(die clattering)
(Alex snorting)

2534
01:39:29,947 --> 01:39:30,780
- [Brennan] What's that?

2535
01:39:30,780 --> 01:39:31,867
- Roll another one.

2536
01:39:31,867 --> 01:39:33,247
- What's that first one?
- Just the first one,

2537
01:39:33,247 --> 01:39:35,047
it's four.
- Four, okay, okay.

2538
01:39:35,047 --> 01:39:38,497
- That was practice.
- Great, great.

2539
01:39:38,497 --> 01:39:40,327
That's a four.
♪ Mama made me mash my M&Ms ♪

2540
01:39:40,327 --> 01:39:42,089
- Go ahead and roll.
- Will we both die after?

2541
01:39:42,089 --> 01:39:44,947
(Alex and Rekha laughing)

2542
01:39:44,947 --> 01:39:46,649
- You begin, you put your fingers-

2543
01:39:46,649 --> 01:39:47,482
- Alex throws up.
- You begin to hear

2544
01:39:47,482 --> 01:39:51,847
the first subtle cracks of
the skull as you push the bone

2545
01:39:51,847 --> 01:39:53,197
of the skull into

2546
01:39:53,197 --> 01:39:54,614
rewiring the brain.
- Oh no, too much, too much.

2547
01:39:54,614 --> 01:39:56,257
- Too much, okay, pull back.

2548
01:39:56,257 --> 01:39:58,087
Roll again, maybe this will be better.

2549
01:39:58,087 --> 01:39:59,982
- Now you've done permanent-
(all cheering and screaming)

2550
01:39:59,982 --> 01:40:01,691
- No way!
- Oh my God!

2551
01:40:01,691 --> 01:40:04,606
(Izzy just screaming)
- I forgot that was a d12.

2552
01:40:04,606 --> 01:40:07,566
I was like, oh, it's a 12.
(all laughing)

2553
01:40:07,566 --> 01:40:09,636
- You blow up, okay, 12.

2554
01:40:09,636 --> 01:40:11,076
- And we're at a d20!

2555
01:40:11,076 --> 01:40:12,937
- And now you're at a d20.

2556
01:40:12,937 --> 01:40:14,377
That is the d20 that we needed

2557
01:40:14,377 --> 01:40:15,607
for the next suite of abilities.

2558
01:40:15,607 --> 01:40:17,497
You are rolling a d20 now.

2559
01:40:17,497 --> 01:40:18,330
You have 12.

2560
01:40:18,330 --> 01:40:21,134
You need 18.
- We need an 18 on the 20.

2561
01:40:21,134 --> 01:40:22,207
- It's okay, you got this.

2562
01:40:22,207 --> 01:40:24,713
- Here we go, you're rolling 20.

2563
01:40:24,713 --> 01:40:27,286
(die clattering)

2564
01:40:27,286 --> 01:40:28,474
- No.
- What is it?

2565
01:40:28,474 --> 01:40:31,267
- It's a five.
- Okay, we need 13.

2566
01:40:31,267 --> 01:40:36,007
- Wendell goes up behind Kingskin
and like kind of "Ghost"s

2567
01:40:36,007 --> 01:40:40,327
with him and put his arm and
gives you his two Turbo Tokens.

2568
01:40:40,327 --> 01:40:43,957
- You're 13 away, with
two, you're 11 away.

2569
01:40:43,957 --> 01:40:45,937
- I have 10, right?
- Okay.

2570
01:40:45,937 --> 01:40:47,623
- You don't have to
gimme all 10. (laughing)

2571
01:40:47,623 --> 01:40:49,515
- Well, we do or you'll die.
- Well, you're gonna die.

2572
01:40:49,515 --> 01:40:51,004
- (laughing) Yeah.
- As I'm bleeding-

2573
01:40:51,004 --> 01:40:53,227
- You're not dying on us.
- I'm bleeding your tokens.

2574
01:40:53,227 --> 01:40:54,277
- No, no, it's fine, it's fine.

2575
01:40:54,277 --> 01:40:57,247
- We're familia. We don't
need cash, we need love.

2576
01:40:57,247 --> 01:40:58,084
- Without our siblings,

2577
01:40:58,084 --> 01:40:59,227
we are nothing.
- Okay, 10, you're one away.

2578
01:40:59,227 --> 01:41:00,386
- Right here, got the one.

2579
01:41:00,386 --> 01:41:01,387
- Okay, one, okay, there you go.

2580
01:41:01,387 --> 01:41:06,097
So la familia embraces you.

2581
01:41:06,097 --> 01:41:08,947
You feel powerful arms of Vic Ethanol,

2582
01:41:08,947 --> 01:41:12,238
but more than that, the
friendship of Wendell.

2583
01:41:12,238 --> 01:41:14,508
- This is too much, you guys.

2584
01:41:14,508 --> 01:41:17,424
(skull cracking)
- Crack, crack, crack, crack,

2585
01:41:17,424 --> 01:41:19,297
crack. Blood begins to seep out

2586
01:41:19,297 --> 01:41:23,887
of the corners of G13's
eyes and out of G13's nose.

2587
01:41:23,887 --> 01:41:26,227
You go deep, you feel a squish of brain.

2588
01:41:26,227 --> 01:41:31,227
The skin is holding the loose
bones, and suddenly it clicks.

2589
01:41:32,287 --> 01:41:37,117
La familia, everyone's
with you, including Usha.

2590
01:41:37,117 --> 01:41:40,210
Usha, you open your eyes.

2591
01:41:41,677 --> 01:41:44,897
You almost lost your family

2592
01:41:45,817 --> 01:41:49,627
because something outsmarted you.

2593
01:41:49,627 --> 01:41:51,567
What would you be willing to do

2594
01:41:51,567 --> 01:41:54,247
to never let that happen again?

2595
01:41:54,247 --> 01:41:57,707
- Usha looks around at all these faces

2596
01:41:59,780 --> 01:42:04,780
and they all click into place
like code floating in columns.

2597
01:42:07,684 --> 01:42:09,692
And she says,

2598
01:42:10,659 --> 01:42:12,366
"What the hell is code?"

2599
01:42:12,366 --> 01:42:14,693
(Brennan laughing)
- She's back!

2600
01:42:14,693 --> 01:42:17,564
- She's boongo, baby!

2601
01:42:17,564 --> 01:42:19,116
- Boongo, baby!

2602
01:42:19,116 --> 01:42:20,437
- [Ify and Ally] Boongo, baby!

2603
01:42:20,437 --> 01:42:22,481
- Doug Meat shakes his head says,

2604
01:42:22,481 --> 01:42:25,273
(laughing) "I'm driving
straight to the hospital."

2605
01:42:25,273 --> 01:42:27,067
(all laughing)

2606
01:42:27,067 --> 01:42:29,086
Oh, and then you handed it back.

2607
01:42:29,086 --> 01:42:29,919
- Click.
(exciting music)

2608
01:42:29,919 --> 01:42:31,417
- Boom, baby!
- Nice!

2609
01:42:31,417 --> 01:42:32,250
- Boongo!

2610
01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:34,807
- With a deck of cards
and a stick of dynamite

2611
01:42:34,807 --> 01:42:38,557
left on the bill for the next caper,

2612
01:42:38,557 --> 01:42:42,997
Doug Meat squeals out from
a flaming FBI field office

2613
01:42:42,997 --> 01:42:44,947
to head to the hospital for all of you

2614
01:42:44,947 --> 01:42:49,537
in your various injury levels
and a newly restored Usha

2615
01:42:49,537 --> 01:42:54,116
with a skull in no less
than 58 distinct pieces

2616
01:42:54,116 --> 01:42:55,490
(all laughing)
floating loose

2617
01:42:55,490 --> 01:42:57,759
under the skin.
- I'm Pangea,

2618
01:42:57,759 --> 01:43:01,938
that's when I was born.
(all laughing)

2619
01:43:01,938 --> 01:43:04,424
- And that's all for this
episode of "Dimension 20:

2620
01:43:04,424 --> 01:43:05,647
Never Stop Blowing Up."

2621
01:43:05,647 --> 01:43:08,647
Tune in next week as we
get our last MacGuffins

2622
01:43:08,647 --> 01:43:10,717
and heal our fractured skulls.

2623
01:43:10,717 --> 01:43:12,187
See you there.

2624
01:43:12,187 --> 01:43:13,797
Box of Doom, I need it.

2625
01:43:13,797 --> 01:43:16,759
- Yay!
- Wow, thanks guys.

2626
01:43:16,759 --> 01:43:19,407
(explosion thundering)
- All right, here we go.

2627
01:43:19,407 --> 01:43:20,479
- [Ify and Jacob] Let's suit up.

2628
01:43:20,479 --> 01:43:22,087
- Let's suit up.
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

2629
01:43:22,087 --> 01:43:23,467
- [Jacob] We're all feeling good,

2630
01:43:23,467 --> 01:43:25,327
why not look good while we're doing it?

2631
01:43:25,327 --> 01:43:27,457
- We're going to Lord's Cocktail Lounge.

2632
01:43:27,457 --> 01:43:29,664
- Oceanside Bar and Grill underneath it

2633
01:43:29,664 --> 01:43:33,547
and it conceals a
international assassins hotel.

2634
01:43:33,547 --> 01:43:35,977
Nightclubs, private places.

2635
01:43:35,977 --> 01:43:37,267
- I wanna go to my room.

2636
01:43:37,267 --> 01:43:39,930
Okay, but just like kind of
see what kind of stuff I own.

2637
01:43:39,930 --> 01:43:41,197
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, okay, great.

2638
01:43:41,197 --> 01:43:43,567
Okay, I just wanted make sure,
I want clear communication.

2639
01:43:43,567 --> 01:43:44,400
- Yes, yes, yes.
(Ify laughing)

2640
01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:46,549
- Okay.
- Why are my checks

2641
01:43:46,549 --> 01:43:48,384
so crazy?
- I believe in you.

2642
01:43:48,384 --> 01:43:51,411
- 'Cause you say the craziest things.

2643
01:43:51,411 --> 01:43:52,244
(all laughing)

2644
01:43:52,244 --> 01:43:54,517
- On diarrhea life support
right now and I pray for her.

2645
01:43:54,517 --> 01:43:56,561
I drove in the first car.

2646
01:43:56,561 --> 01:43:57,877
(all laughing)
During the prohibition,

2647
01:43:57,877 --> 01:43:59,598
I made my own alcohol.

2648
01:43:59,598 --> 01:44:01,451
- (laughing) Jesus Christ.
- Nice!

2649
01:44:01,451 --> 01:44:03,035
- Gambling is awesome!
(all laughing)

2650
01:44:03,035 --> 01:44:04,610
- (laughing) Gambling is awesome.

2651
01:44:04,610 --> 01:44:08,297
- I guess if you're like drunk
and on a bunch of coke, like-

2652
01:44:08,297 --> 01:44:09,130
(all laughing)
- It really is

2653
01:44:09,130 --> 01:44:10,267
the '80s back here.

2654
01:44:10,267 --> 01:44:14,732
- No, so sick.
(Rekha screaming)

2655
01:44:14,732 --> 01:44:16,432
- Woo!
- No way!

2656
01:44:16,432 --> 01:44:17,647
- [Brennan] Okay!

2657
01:44:17,647 --> 01:44:21,364
- [Izzy] Now wait a
minute, are you shifty?

2658
01:44:21,364 --> 01:44:22,197
(dramatic music)
- Archimedes Contingency,

2659
01:44:22,197 --> 01:44:24,847
Shadow Falcon Protocol. (breathing in)

2660
01:44:24,847 --> 01:44:25,680
And you see-

2661
01:44:26,813 --> 01:44:28,334
(Rekha gasping)
- What?

2662
01:44:28,334 --> 01:44:29,167
- This is so fucked up.

2663
01:44:29,167 --> 01:44:31,507
- And everybody's turning coats.

2664
01:44:31,507 --> 01:44:34,567
- Look, my brain, Andy's brain, not deep.

2665
01:44:34,567 --> 01:44:36,127
Wide, not deep.

2666
01:44:36,127 --> 01:44:40,897
- People are double
crossing me left and right.

2667
01:44:40,897 --> 01:44:42,471
- This is so deep.

2668
01:44:42,471 --> 01:44:43,657
- No!
- No, no, no!

2669
01:44:43,657 --> 01:44:46,007
- [Jacob] They're all
bad, and then who's good?

2670
01:44:49,561 --> 01:44:52,394
(chill '80s music)

2671
01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:02,953
(chill music fades)