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- [Brennan] A list of the topics, themes,

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and subject matter
featured in this episode

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has been included in
the video description.

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(exciting action music)

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(helicopters whirring)

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(footsteps crunching glass)

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(wind whooshing)

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(grenade whistling)

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(loud explosion)

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(exciting action music)
(car zooming past)

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(rockets firing)

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(distorted laughter)

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(dynamite sizzling)
(explosion booms)

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(keyboard keys clacking)

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(lasers shooting and reflecting)

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(explosion booms)

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(car engine revving)

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(glass shattering)

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(exciting action music)
(bomb beeping)

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(helicopter whirring)

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(helicopter blades chopping)
(fishing reel clicking)

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(action music fades)

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(loud explosion)
- Hello, one and all!

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Welcome to another thrilling
episode of "Dimension 20:

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Never Stop Blowing Up."

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I'm your humble game master,
Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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With me as always are our
Awesome Action Heroes.

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Say hi, Awesome Action Heroes.

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- [All] Hi, Awesome Action Heroes.

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- Last we left off,
things got hot and heavy

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at Lord's Bar and Grill.

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- Oh, it was so cool.

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- Oh, so cool!

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- It was such a cool spot!

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- A secret cliffside, semi-subterranean

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hotel extraordinaire

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for the world's deadliest
assassins, cat burglars,

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gentlemen thieves, criminal
underworld masterminds,

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and all sorts of nefarious ne'er-do-wells.

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We learned a great deal.

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We had a confrontation with
St. Jude of the Santo Patron,

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seeing that he was involved somehow

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with the Shadow Falcons.

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Ify Nwadiwe became game
master for 60 seconds,

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and Wendell used that to get
everybody access and protection

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as Wendell and Liv went after Pommefreite,

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the Belgian gangster,
who perhaps unknowingly,

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though he was working with
the Belmont Killer Clowns,

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was being used by the Shadow Falcons

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to use an EMP hidden inside of a nuke

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hidden inside of a stick of dynamite

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to re-transfer all of the
world's money to CIA coffers.

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All of this was learned in
the very sad and sorrowful

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lone room of one Jennifer Drips,

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who along with Paula, Russell

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was able to uncover a computer
hidden in a paper document

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that unveiled all of the Shadow
Falcons' sort of secret data

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along with Matilda Drops,
your long lost partner,

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who sent you a photo from Amsterdam.

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Played a game of craps,

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which we learned how to play
last episode, very exciting.

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Chased down Pommefreite,
got that TNT back,

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we got the deck of cards with
some smooth moves from Dang

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working alongside G13.

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And you watched as Jude seemed
to die with no fear of death.

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All of you reconvened in Jennifer's room,

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contacted Barsimmeon Higgs who said,

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"All right, if it's time
to go, it's time to go.

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Come on down to the Amazon."

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You all got in the speedboat,
you rushed to Alaska,

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and then went, "This
is not the right place"

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and you turned back around.

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You jumped the Andes, boom!
(Rekha and Izzy laughing)

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And arrived in the Amazon rainforest

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where lo and behold, you saw Barsimmeon

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and he was ready to send you back.

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But you couldn't go back.

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And that's when you looked on the TV

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and saw President Slater Hancock

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talking about tightening things-

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- Slater.

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- Slater Hancock is the president-

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- Our hottest president!

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(Rekha and Brennan laughing)

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- Hottest president, Slater Hancock!

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Who said he's gonna tighten things up.

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And you realized you were right all along!

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Dave got sucked into the tape with you,

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which means you guys can't get out

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unless you get Dave, somehow!

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Either convince him to come back with you,

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or if he won't, take
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Right after that realization,

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a bullet shot through Barsimmeon
Higgs's head, Damian Bane-

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- No!
- Damian Bane is, bang,

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no more, baby.

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And with that, you are
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as the noise of roaring aircraft

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coming towards your position
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We also bought, I think, a ton of

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individual abilities last time.

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Do you wanna say what Jack
Manhattan got last time?

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- I got Protector.

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"You lower the DC of a check by three

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when defending your friends."

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Grit, "If you are rolling a Tough check

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to resist a Brawl check,

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you may lower the difficulty
of the roll by three."

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Wildcard.

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"You are a wildcard."

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- Awesome.
- Interrogator.

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"You may lower the difficulty
of a Wits check by three

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to draw information out of an opponent."

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- [Brennan] Alex, what'd we get?

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- I got Relentless, "Gain two Turbo Tokens

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when you fail a check."

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And then also one of the
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- Oh, yeah, I did that too.

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- "You can produce a single useful item

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when in a new location."

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- [Brennan] Sick. Dang?

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- I'll have what they're having.

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- [Brennan] I'll have
what they're having! Sick!

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- Yeah, I got the same
exact thing. Relentless.

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And then the single useful item.

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- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

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- I got Relentless,
the Criminal Conspiracy

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single useful item, I
got Mastery in Drive,

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so negative five to all Drive checks.

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And Relentless where I
gained two Turbo Tokens.

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Turbur...

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Turbo-
(all imitating Ify stuttering)

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Turbo Tokens when I fail a check.

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- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

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- I can't remember which ones I just got,

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so I'll just read them all.

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Quick Healing, where you
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after every encounter.

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Wildcard, "You are a wildcard."

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Martial Artist, "You
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to force an enemy to resist your Brawl

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with Wits instead of Tough."

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- [Brennan] Yeah.
- Hoping that we're fighting

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a bunch of dummies.

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And Relentless, the two Turbo Tokens.

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- [Brennan] Hell yes. Awesome.

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Usha?
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I got Stealthy.

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"Lower the DC of a Sneak check by three."

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Resilient, "When spending Turbo Tokens

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to boost a check against
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each token is worth two instead of one."

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Demolitions, "Lower the difficulty
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if explosives are involved."
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

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- #EMP.

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- Empresario?

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(Rekha laughs)

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- Shut up! No!

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Relentless, gain Turbo Token-

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(Rekha stammering)

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When you fail a check.

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- It's 6:00 AM here in warehouse.

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- [Rekha] Yeah, absolutely.
- We've actually kind of

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flipped it so that we can finish on time.

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- Absolutely.

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And I have Criminal Conspiracy,

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but I actually chose the
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not the useful item.

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And that's just a note to myself.

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- Bit of a brag, if you will.
- Bit of a brag.

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- I actually did kind of
something interesting.

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(all laughing)

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- And with that, we return
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- Medicine check on Persimmon.

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Can we try to help him at all,
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- I'm gonna need everyone
here to give me Wits six

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just to act as the bullets and bombs

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start raining down on you.

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- 11.

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- 12. Oh wait, I blew up!

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- Dude, bam!
- [Brennan] Boom!

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Are you at a d20?
- [Alex] D20 on Wits.

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- Hell yeah!

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- Seven.
- 12.

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- Five, so 17.
- 17.

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- 12 on the money.
- Two.

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- Bullets begin to fly.

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As they do, you look all around,

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see explosions here and
there throughout the jungle.

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Aircraft are flying overhead.

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You see the Warrior Kings around you.

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One of them turns and goes, "It's a setup!

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They're here to get us!"

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And turns to the six
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Wendell, time slows down.

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Barsimmeon has a bullet through his head

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on the ground, dead.

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And you see looking up at you goes,

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"Bury my body where Usha can visit me."

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- My house?

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(Brennan laughs)

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- Bury me in Usha's house.

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(Rekha laughs)

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Wendell, you just hear ringing, slow-mo.

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The rest of you, what are you gonna do

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in this moment of quick action before-

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and I would say these are probably

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quick and dirty actions
that you can do right away

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as shit sort of pops off.

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- Can I try and get a chunk of his brains

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and take my pen out
and run a DNA sequence?

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- This is gonna be Tech 10.
- Quick action.

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(all laughing)

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- Can I lend him a Tech die?

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Are you 20 on?

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- [Jacob] I'm 10.

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- So you can roll a d20 on this one.

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- [Rekha] Yeah. Yeah.
- Great. Great.

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Great, great, great.

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A nine.
- Okay.

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Nine. That's one shy of 10.

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Your pen scans the DNA,
and it just comes up,

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"Damian Bane. Noted soldier of fortune."

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Gives you nothing on Barsimmeon.

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So go ahead and take two Turbo Tokens.

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- Yeah.
- Quick and dirty,

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what else are we doing here?
- Can I root through his coat

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for any tech items he might have on him?

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- Yeah, go ahead and gimme Wits 10.

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- Okay, seven. So, no.

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- No, go ahead and take two Turbo Tokens.

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You're riffling through. Blood,

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your fingers are sticky with blood.

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Every pocket you go in-
- No, no, no, no!

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- Another sniper bullet comes out

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and blows up the pocket as
your fingers go towards it.

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- No!

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These beautiful perfect pockets!

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- Kingskin is like, "Oh,
I should have done this

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a second ago," but just uses
his Dorito body to shield

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as his friends can do more to the body.

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- Awesome. Okay.

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So you'll make yourself
like the primary target.

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Go ahead and give me Stunts
just to leap in the way

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as the bullets are flying.

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We'll call this Stunts four.
- Stunts? Okay.

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- [Brennan] Stunts four.
- Stunts? Stunts?

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Three!

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- Okay, go ahead and
take two Turbo Tokens.

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Okay, you leap in the way,
but the bullets are flying

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so fast and heavy.

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Paula?

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- I'm gonna look up at
the Warrior Kings and go,

254
00:09:51,614 --> 00:09:54,997
"If you wanna avenge him,
you gotta work with us

255
00:09:54,997 --> 00:09:57,570
and come kill that dang president!"

256
00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,257
(all laughing)

257
00:09:59,257 --> 00:10:02,128
- [Brennan] Give me Hot nine.

258
00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:02,977
- [Alex] I love it.

259
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,257
- I roll a d8 for that.

260
00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:07,837
- You're gonna blow up. I can feel it.

261
00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,607
- [Brennan] Here we go.

262
00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:10,597
- Two.

263
00:10:10,597 --> 00:10:13,574
- Take two Turbo Tokens. The
Warrior Kings look and say,

264
00:10:13,574 --> 00:10:17,137
"That's exactly what the
president would want us to think."

265
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:18,340
- Oh, stupid!

266
00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:20,377
- Russell?
- I'm gonna take

267
00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,637
Barsimmeon's body and try to drag it

268
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,107
to some brush to kind of hide it,

269
00:10:26,107 --> 00:10:28,457
and then I want to take his dog tags.

270
00:10:28,457 --> 00:10:29,917
- Ooh!
- Nice.

271
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,537
- Incredibly intelligent.

272
00:10:31,537 --> 00:10:33,697
- Incredibly intelligent.
- Go ahead.

273
00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,917
I'm gonna set one of these
at a lower difficulty.

274
00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,207
Which of them are you doing first?

275
00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:38,647
Are you protecting Barsimmeon

276
00:10:38,647 --> 00:10:40,297
or are you grabbing the dog tags?

277
00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:43,115
- Grabbing.

278
00:10:43,115 --> 00:10:45,328
(through gritted teeth)
I'm gonna take the tags.

279
00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:46,161
Take the tags first.

280
00:10:46,161 --> 00:10:48,427
- Give me difficulty four Stunts.

281
00:10:48,427 --> 00:10:51,218
- That's so great 'cause
I actually roll a d4.

282
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,594
- Oh no!
- Well, I have-

283
00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:53,587
But I already did it

284
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:54,420
I already went.

285
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,647
- Someone else have a high Stunt?

286
00:10:56,647 --> 00:10:58,067
- I have a d12 if that's the best.

287
00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,377
- Yeah? Okay, awesome.

288
00:10:59,377 --> 00:11:01,118
- [Jacob] I only have a d10.
- Thank you.

289
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,767
- [Brennan] All right, d12 Stunts.

290
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:03,637
- That's an eight.
- Eight.

291
00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:04,470
- Okay. Eight.

292
00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:06,893
(Rekha gasps)
- Nice!

293
00:11:06,893 --> 00:11:08,077
- Thank you!
- Good thinking.

294
00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:09,277
- Wendell, you look at Russell,

295
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:12,757
and going down to help grab
this body, that difficulty four,

296
00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:16,507
you just grab and honestly
the dog tags come off so easy

297
00:11:16,507 --> 00:11:19,747
'cause five more bullets,
Barsimmeon's head's mostly gone.

298
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,717
So getting the dog tags
off, it's just pretty easy.

299
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:24,499
- His best feature.

300
00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,017
(Jacob laughs)

301
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:28,447
- To get his body to safety,

302
00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:31,247
go ahead and give me a Stunts eight.

303
00:11:31,247 --> 00:11:32,628
- Okay, so we're back to the d4.

304
00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:33,757
- [Brennan] Back to the d4.

305
00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:34,893
- [Izzy] Do you wanna use mine?

306
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:35,726
(Rekha gasps)

307
00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:36,967
- Three.
- Three, but...

308
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,167
No?
- Nothing.

309
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,637
- Yeah.

310
00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:40,470
I mean, you could La Familia

311
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:44,107
and get a token from somebody,
but if someone wanted

312
00:11:44,107 --> 00:11:45,332
to help you blow up-
- I'll give you a token.

313
00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:47,080
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

314
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:47,976
- All right.
- All right.

315
00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:48,809
- Do you blow up?

316
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,337
- I blow up. Thank God.

317
00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:52,327
Okay.
- Okay, now rolling a d6,

318
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,414
you just need a four on here.

319
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,397
- 'Cause it was eight?
- 'Cause it was eight. Yeah.

320
00:11:57,397 --> 00:11:59,870
- Six!
(all cheering)

321
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:03,802
- You're not sitting on any
tokens right now, right?

322
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:06,242
- No, I'm not.
- Cool. No worries.

323
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,007
- Eight!
- Eight! Double blow up!

324
00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:09,799
- Triple! It's triple blow up!
- Triple blow up!

325
00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:11,224
- Oh my god!
- Oh my god.

326
00:12:11,224 --> 00:12:13,290
Why didn't I have any tokens? That sucks.

327
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,620
- Roll the d10!
- Damian is alive!

328
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,900
- A seven.
- Okay, so that is-

329
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:21,652
- Wow! 18 plus 7.
- 18 plus 7, 25.

330
00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:26,167
So on a 25 Stunts check, you
can put Barsimmeon's body

331
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,597
anywhere you want on the battlefield.

332
00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:30,247
- Okay!
- Where's Barsimmeon's body?

333
00:12:30,247 --> 00:12:31,627
- You said there were a bunch of crates

334
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,577
that the TV was propped on top?

335
00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:36,457
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I'm gonna like Bugs Bunny,

336
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:40,147
double style, as fast as I can dig a hole.

337
00:12:40,147 --> 00:12:42,307
And then I put him in a crate
and then I bury the crate,

338
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:45,187
and then, and then I put an X over it.

339
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:46,747
- [Brennan] Oh, hell yeah!
- Can I also bury

340
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,037
a little tracker under that?

341
00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:49,597
'Cause I don't think
the X will stay there?

342
00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:50,927
- Oh, that's so smart.
- Yeah. Hell yeah.

343
00:12:50,927 --> 00:12:52,936
- Well, I made it outta leaves.

344
00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,997
(Rekha laughs)
- And so with this Stunt check

345
00:12:54,997 --> 00:12:58,207
you just hurl Barsimmeon's body.

346
00:12:58,207 --> 00:13:00,457
It slams into a crate so hard

347
00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:02,707
that the opening of the crate slams shut

348
00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,567
and nails itself over.

349
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,127
It flips over several times,

350
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:08,647
and then right into
this massive hole, bam,

351
00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:11,377
hits the hole so hard
that all the fricking dirt

352
00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:13,057
slides back on top of it,

353
00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:15,637
and then just a huge hit with the X

354
00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:17,047
with the tracker underneath.

355
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,371
And now it is your enemy's turn.

356
00:13:20,371 --> 00:13:21,210
- No.
- [Izzy] Okay.

357
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:23,022
- I guess that's fair.

358
00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:24,667
(Ally laughs)
- No thanks. No thanks.

359
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,157
- Warrior Kings are
coming after all of you.

360
00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:30,667
Everyone's mostly been
focusing on Barsimmeon

361
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:31,657
for this moment,

362
00:13:31,657 --> 00:13:34,147
but they see you having thrown him

363
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,797
and they see you sort
of leaping in the way,

364
00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:37,417
you addressed them,

365
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,607
and I think they see you
putting the tracker in.

366
00:13:39,607 --> 00:13:44,077
So it's gonna be Russell,
Usha, Liv, and Paula.

367
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:45,877
I'm gonna need Tough
checks from each of you.

368
00:13:45,877 --> 00:13:47,587
We'll go one by one, we'll
do 'em one at a time.

369
00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:49,357
So we'll start with Jack Manhattan.

370
00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:50,887
- Is this resisting a Brawl?

371
00:13:50,887 --> 00:13:51,997
- This is resisting a Brawl.

372
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,217
- My DC lowers by three.

373
00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:55,327
- Okay, awesome.

374
00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:57,907
14 minus 3 is 11.

375
00:13:57,907 --> 00:13:59,257
You're rolling a Tough check,

376
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,217
difficulty of 11.
- I have a d10.

377
00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:05,087
- Five.

378
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:06,817
- Okay, go ahead and take an injury level.

379
00:14:06,817 --> 00:14:09,097
- Can I spend a Turbo Token to not?

380
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,473
- You're trying to get 11,

381
00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:11,306
rolled of five.
- With six?

382
00:14:11,306 --> 00:14:12,457
- So six would still be failing by five.

383
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:14,227
- Well, can I give a Turbo?

384
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:16,122
- Yeah, you spend one and you spend one.

385
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,377
- Oh, okay.
- And that would get you

386
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:21,084
up to a seven, which means
you're only failing by four.

387
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,267
- Okay. Thank you.
- [Brennan] Cool.

388
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:25,057
Liv, that is an eight. Difficulty eight.

389
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:26,520
- All right. Rolling a d12.

390
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,367
It's a three.

391
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,707
But I'll spend one.
- To make it a four

392
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:33,893
so you're not failing...
- [Rekha] Hell yeah.

393
00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:35,047
- Nice.
- Great.

394
00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:36,847
And actually, because you
guys are still failing

395
00:14:36,847 --> 00:14:39,637
these checks, you still
get one Turbo Token.

396
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,377
Oh no, sorry. Failing
a check gives you two.

397
00:14:41,377 --> 00:14:42,967
So Relentless, you can take two.

398
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,307
Oh we found a little mathematical-

399
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:47,797
When we do the "Never
Stop Blowing Up" 2.0 PDF,

400
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:50,407
we'll address this little
feedback loop in the system.

401
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:51,847
Russell, coming for you.

402
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,800
Difficulty 13 Toughness check.

403
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,362
- 12!
- Whoa!

404
00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:58,195
You blow up!
- Oh my god!

405
00:14:58,195 --> 00:14:59,170
- Yeah! Fuck yeah!

406
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,003
Get away from me!

407
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:01,677
I'm like...

408
00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:02,637
(all laughing)

409
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:03,470
- [Brennan] Hell yes.

410
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,197
- That's what I'm like. Okay.

411
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,139
We're up to 20? Yeah, up to a 20.

412
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,557
- Nice!
- Up to a 20 for Tough!

413
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:09,390
Unbelievable.

414
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,016
- [Jacob] Do it. Do it.

415
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:14,797
- Three. (laughs)
- Three. Okay.

416
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:17,917
15. You avoid the attack effortlessly.

417
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,747
And then Usha, go ahead and gimme Tough.

418
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:21,637
Difficulty is 17.

419
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:24,768
- Okay, I roll a seven on a d8.

420
00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:25,601
- Nice.
- Blow up.

421
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,037
- Blow up!

422
00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:30,277
- Also, because when spending Turbo Tokens

423
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,977
to boost a check against an attack,

424
00:15:32,977 --> 00:15:34,897
each token is worth two instead of one.

425
00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:36,577
- [Brennan] Okay, so
you're at nine right now.

426
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:37,410
- Okay, great.
- Cool.

427
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:38,476
- What do you want?
- [Izzy] I think Ify wants

428
00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:39,309
to talk to you.
- 10.

429
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,095
- This is a d10?
- Yeah, that's a 10.

430
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:44,887
- So then I don't blow up
and that didn't happen.

431
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:45,912
- Okay.

432
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,250
- So wait, I got a seven.

433
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,966
Each of these is worth...
- 17.

434
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:51,799
Each is worth two.

435
00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:54,817
- Okay, so then I can get to an 11, right?

436
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:55,654
'Cause I had two tokens.
- Right.

437
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,577
And what's the thing, what's
the new ability you have

438
00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:58,807
that lets them each count for two?

439
00:15:58,807 --> 00:15:59,640
- Resilient?
- Yeah!

440
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,337
- [Brennan] Resilient, when
you're doing a Tough check.

441
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,067
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Cool, awesome.

442
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,417
So if you spend two tokens,

443
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,187
you'll be at an 11 there and it blows up.

444
00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:07,117
- Yes. Okay, great.

445
00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:09,024
So now I'm a d12.
- A 12.

446
00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:12,667
You need at least a six on this.

447
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,570
- That's cool.

448
00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:15,967
Eight!
- Eight!

449
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:16,800
- Nice!
- Cool!

450
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,427
All of you avoid injury.

451
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:19,597
Boom, boom, boom, boom.

452
00:16:19,597 --> 00:16:20,917
- Wait, so they're attacking us.

453
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,077
- Yes.
- It's not the outside stuff,

454
00:16:23,077 --> 00:16:24,094
we're being attacked by
two different groups.

455
00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:26,376
- The Warrior Kings are attacking you

456
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,017
because they believe that you
are part of the assault force

457
00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:30,517
that just killed Barsimmeon.

458
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:34,717
Now you see a number of jets coming in,

459
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:38,017
and they are just (huge explosion) bombs.

460
00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,097
- Flags on the jets?

461
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:41,707
- These are US stealth bombers.

462
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:43,747
As they are zooming past,

463
00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:48,747
I'm going to need a Stunts
check from each of you

464
00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:50,887
to avoid the bombs going off.

465
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,047
Difficulty is 14.

466
00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:54,907
If you fail by five or more,

467
00:16:54,907 --> 00:16:56,647
you take an automatic injury level.

468
00:16:56,647 --> 00:16:58,807
- All right. Failed.

469
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:01,518
- [Brennan] Okay, take two Turbo Tokens.

470
00:17:01,518 --> 00:17:02,437
- Got a nine.

471
00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:04,417
- Nine.
- Failed by five exactly.

472
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,067
- I got a nat one.

473
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,601
- What was it? What's it, three?

474
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:08,434
I got a...

475
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:09,267
- 14.

476
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:12,016
So nine or lower is you
take an injury level

477
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,313
from the bombs going off.

478
00:17:13,313 --> 00:17:15,227
- I'm going to take an injury level.

479
00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:18,847
- I got a nat one, I'm
gonna blow it up instead.

480
00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,107
- Cool.

481
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:20,940
- Hell yeah.

482
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,773
What's your Stunts die now?

483
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,437
- So graduating to a d8.

484
00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:25,117
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

485
00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,307
- And I got a five. I'm injured.

486
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:30,457
- I got a four on the
d8, so what was it, 11?

487
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:31,627
- [Brennan] 11. Yeah.

488
00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:33,187
- I guess I'll spend-

489
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:36,916
Or no, I'll not spend a
Turbo Token and just fail.

490
00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:37,749
- [Brennan] Yeah, just fail.

491
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:39,997
Go ahead and take two Turbo Tokens.

492
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:41,023
- Oh, you know what?

493
00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:41,856
- [Brennan] Yeah?

494
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,357
- I got a five on a d8.

495
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,517
Could I spend three tokens and blow up?

496
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:46,350
- [Brennan] Sure.

497
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,347
You blow up. Boom.
(loud explosion)

498
00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:52,197
Go ahead and roll another Stunts die.

499
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,017
- Three.
- Three. So that's 11.

500
00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:56,907
So you're still failing, but
actually that's kind of good.

501
00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:58,054
So take two Turbo Tokens.
- Okay.

502
00:17:58,054 --> 00:17:59,767
- But you don't take an injury level.

503
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,017
So a couple other injury
levels around, right?

504
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:02,850
Cool.

505
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:05,617
Bombs go off throughout.

506
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,717
As they do, Russell, standing there

507
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:12,717
with the dog tags in your
hand, you see a harrier jet,

508
00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:16,477
a jet that is capable
of hovering in place,

509
00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:18,754
comes down into the clearing, nose to you.

510
00:18:18,754 --> 00:18:23,557
You see mask, like smoke
mask, oxygen breathing pilot

511
00:18:23,557 --> 00:18:25,417
in the front seat, looks at you.

512
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,787
Sharp nose on this jet,

513
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:30,037
and it is going to charge you

514
00:18:30,037 --> 00:18:32,827
and attempt to disarm the dog tags

515
00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:35,090
by hooking them on the nose of the plane.

516
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:37,147
- Of the plane. Of the plane.

517
00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:37,980
- Great.

518
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,470
I shout to everyone so
they know what's going on.

519
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,897
- A plane's trying to steal your necklace.

520
00:18:40,897 --> 00:18:42,770
- Yeah, the plane's gonna kind of like...

521
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:45,487
- Yeah, like a dolphin sort of bouncing

522
00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:46,320
something on its nose.

523
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,007
Plane is going to make
an opposed Brawl check.

524
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,020
- Okay.
- With you.

525
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,817
It's gonna be Box of Doom.

526
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:56,020
Plane rolls.

527
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:58,627
A four.

528
00:18:58,627 --> 00:18:59,887
- Incredible.

529
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:02,414
- Weak plane.
- Not a dexterous plane,

530
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:05,137
- Not a dexterous plane.
- Rigid plane.

531
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:07,590
- Go ahead, see if we can
beat a four on a Brawl.

532
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:10,354
- (whispers) Three.

533
00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:11,187
(Brennan gasps)

534
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:12,247
- Okay.
- Not gonna use a token?

535
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:13,897
- Obviously I gotta spend a-

536
00:19:13,897 --> 00:19:15,547
Oh, I don't have one!
Does someone have a token?

537
00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:16,380
- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah!

538
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,257
- Thank you, sorry.
- I got a lot.

539
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,487
You can use one of mine.
- Thank you.

540
00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:20,137
- Okay!
- Four. I match it.

541
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:20,970
- [Brennan] Match it. Cool.

542
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,555
So the plane-

543
00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:23,527
- The plane gets really close

544
00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:24,817
to stealing these dog tags. (laughs)

545
00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:26,528
- [Brennan] Yes!

546
00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:27,557
- [Izzy] You're like, "Hey!"

547
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:28,390
- Hey!
(all laughing)

548
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:32,407
- It charges you and you
have to flip out of the way,

549
00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:34,087
and you just took Martial Artist,

550
00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:36,697
so you use some aikido redirection

551
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,421
and just gently nudge
the plane off of you.

552
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:40,479
(technological whirring)

553
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:42,544
- Like an ant.
- Like, "Get off me!"

554
00:19:42,544 --> 00:19:45,179
- Yeah! (laughs)
- Making me giggle every time.

555
00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:46,012
I'm trying to show

556
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:48,097
some restraint, but
every time you say plane.

557
00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:51,817
- You are in a sort of mano a mano,

558
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,247
knockdown, drag-out
brawl with an airplane.

559
00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:56,467
- It's like a Chuck Tingle book.

560
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,244
- This is just like Chuck Tingle!

561
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,634
- It's classic Chuck Tingle!

562
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,467
- Classic. Classic.
- Kind of!

563
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,803
- Classic Chuck Tingle.
- It's Tinglesque.

564
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,847
- [Brennan] It is Tinglesque, it's true.

565
00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,857
Okay, it is all of your turn.

566
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:09,817
What are you doing, Wendell?

567
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,434
- I wanna start this off by talking, like,

568
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:14,107
"Don't you understand now?

569
00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:18,457
Did you see that jet just
try and tackle Miss Drips?

570
00:20:18,457 --> 00:20:19,987
We're on your side!

571
00:20:19,987 --> 00:20:22,717
So let's take these guys out together!"

572
00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,337
- Give me Hot nine.

573
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:25,687
- All right.
- Just blows up.

574
00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:26,710
Make 'em blow a load.

575
00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:29,647
- Oh, 18!

576
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,267
Oh!
- Dammit!

577
00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:33,724
- You see all four Warrior
Kings turn to look at you

578
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,391
and say,

579
00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:36,764
(chuckles toughly)

580
00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:40,147
"Vic Ethanol, you crazy son of a bitch.

581
00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:41,347
We're in!"

582
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:42,660
- Actually...
(Ally laughing)

583
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,837
I'm gonna go crazy.

584
00:20:43,837 --> 00:20:45,187
I'm gonna pay the two to blow it up

585
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:47,254
'cause I have a chance to roll this again.

586
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:48,727
- Oh!
- Okay!

587
00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:49,560
Okay!

588
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,393
- I want that 20.

589
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:53,367
- Ah! Two.

590
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,897
- So you see the Warrior
Kings are like, "We're in!"

591
00:20:55,897 --> 00:20:58,567
Just a whole slew of insane weaponry,

592
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:02,047
like that kind of hip mounted chain gun.

593
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,487
One of them just takes
out a bunch of those

594
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:06,667
cartoon round black bombs with huge fuses.

595
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,832
They're like, "Let's get it done!

596
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,684
For Damian Bane!"

597
00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:13,027
And all of them sort of
salute the X on the ground

598
00:21:13,027 --> 00:21:14,197
where they just watched him get buried

599
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,277
in the previous round.

600
00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:20,277
- Can I see what kinds of
weapons these planes have?

601
00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:22,357
- [Brennan] Yes, they
have heat-seeking missiles

602
00:21:22,357 --> 00:21:23,377
along their wings

603
00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:27,217
and they have what look like
front-mounted machine guns,

604
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:28,447
like high caliber machine guns.

605
00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:32,874
- Okay, can I use my
Criminal Conspiracy ability

606
00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:39,387
to produce one of those weapons

607
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,817
to shoot back at the jets

608
00:21:42,817 --> 00:21:45,937
and lower the DC by three?

609
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,137
- That fucking rules.

610
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:48,487
I will absolutely allow that.

611
00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:50,647
So you see the exact classification

612
00:21:50,647 --> 00:21:52,897
of missile on these jets.

613
00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:54,697
You see a stack of them

614
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:58,957
leaned up against a big
oil drum of baked beans

615
00:21:58,957 --> 00:22:00,517
near the mess hall tent.

616
00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:02,677
You're just gonna have to
figure out a way to launch it.

617
00:22:02,677 --> 00:22:04,657
But you can run over and
try to launch one right now.

618
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,157
- Yeah, I wanna do that.
- Okay.

619
00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:07,927
They're making a Tough check.

620
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,747
They just rolled a 15.

621
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,179
So with Duelist, that lowers to a 12.

622
00:22:13,179 --> 00:22:15,367
You're making a DC 12 Weapons check.

623
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,774
- Okay, well, I look
at the beans and I go,

624
00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:20,073
"I bet these beans aren't
as good as my beans."

625
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:21,277
(Rekha chuckles)
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

626
00:22:21,277 --> 00:22:24,400
- And then I pick up a
weapon and then I go,

627
00:22:25,319 --> 00:22:26,377
(New York-ish accent)

628
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:30,514
"I bet these beans aren't
as good as my beans."

629
00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:32,490
Trying to be Jack.

630
00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:34,687
- [Brennan] Whoa! It's happening!

631
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,237
- You doing an impersonation
of Jack sounds like what

632
00:22:37,237 --> 00:22:39,127
to the opposition?
- Yeah, yeah. One more time.

633
00:22:39,127 --> 00:22:42,427
- Sounds like (jumbled
New York accent speech)

634
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,139
- Playing a tape backwards.
- It was an alien.

635
00:22:45,139 --> 00:22:46,568
(Ally and Rekha laughing)

636
00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:49,807
- Like someone who doesn't
know how to use their mouth.

637
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,036
17!

638
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,432
- 17!
(all shouting excitedly)

639
00:22:52,432 --> 00:22:54,727
- That is more, that's five!

640
00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:55,867
- You're beating it by five!

641
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:58,597
Usha, you're looking at Paula
looking at this missile,

642
00:22:58,597 --> 00:23:02,047
and Usha, I think you
know that in your mind

643
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:06,817
G13 knows how to activate this missile

644
00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:09,577
and is not telling Usha how to do it.

645
00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:11,587
But in this moment where
you're able to give

646
00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:15,847
this advantage here, what
does Usha say to Paula?

647
00:23:15,847 --> 00:23:17,560
- Usha says to Paula,

648
00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:22,574
in her own way, the real
answer would be like,

649
00:23:22,574 --> 00:23:24,517
"Connect the red wire to
the black wire," whatever,

650
00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:25,867
that's the G13 way.

651
00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:30,867
Usha says, "Pretend that's
Don's new girlfriend up there."

652
00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:36,157
(Brennan laughs)
(Rekha chuckling)

653
00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:39,192
Yeah! Us oldies gotta stick together!

654
00:23:39,192 --> 00:23:41,107
(Ify laughing)
(Rekha laughs)

655
00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:43,027
- Paula straddles the bomb.

656
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:47,194
(Alex laughs)
- Insane!

657
00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,807
- And she's really
getting into Jack's body.

658
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:52,781
She's like, "All right, let's suit up."

659
00:23:52,781 --> 00:23:54,667
(all laughing)

660
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,587
Now, I also have Protector,

661
00:23:56,587 --> 00:23:59,137
which also lowers a DC check by three

662
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,667
if I'm protecting my friends.

663
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:03,490
- Yeah.
- So do they take even more?

664
00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:05,317
But I already beat it by five.

665
00:24:05,317 --> 00:24:08,077
- You beat it by five, so
you straddle on this missile,

666
00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:08,910
and that was the whole thing,

667
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,867
was you didn't know how to
set its homing device up.

668
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,267
But as you do, you set it, fire it,

669
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:17,407
and ride the rocket,
steering it with your hands

670
00:24:17,407 --> 00:24:19,354
right into the heart-

671
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:21,877
And are you aiming at one
of the bombers overhead,

672
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,710
or the plane?
- Yeah.

673
00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:24,277
- Okay, so you're aiming
at the bombers overhead.

674
00:24:24,277 --> 00:24:27,967
As you rocket up, go ahead
and give me one last check.

675
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,500
Give me Stunts eight.

676
00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:31,717
- Four.
- Four.

677
00:24:31,717 --> 00:24:33,817
Okay, and go ahead and
take two Turbo Tokens.

678
00:24:33,817 --> 00:24:36,637
You aim right for the underside
of one of these planes.

679
00:24:36,637 --> 00:24:38,887
On a 17 Weapons check,

680
00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:42,817
you steer this giant phallic
missile that you are riding

681
00:24:42,817 --> 00:24:45,247
up through the sky right into the belly

682
00:24:45,247 --> 00:24:46,477
of one of the stealth bombers.

683
00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:49,477
- Chuck Tingle.
- And boom!

684
00:24:49,477 --> 00:24:51,367
- No one knows who that is.
- You knock one of the planes

685
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:54,247
out of the sky and begin to fall

686
00:24:54,247 --> 00:24:57,427
probably several hundred
feet back to the earth,

687
00:24:57,427 --> 00:24:58,837
and that's where we're
gonna end your turn.

688
00:24:58,837 --> 00:25:01,562
- And I go, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

689
00:25:01,562 --> 00:25:02,914
(all laughing)

690
00:25:02,914 --> 00:25:04,177
- [Brennan] Who else is going?

691
00:25:04,177 --> 00:25:08,767
- I'd love to look for
a Jeep if we have a car?

692
00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:11,197
- Sick, I'm gonna say with your
Criminal Conspiracy ability,

693
00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:12,967
you can manifest a Jeep in this scene.

694
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:15,907
So you see there's a whole
sick Jeep right here.

695
00:25:15,907 --> 00:25:20,047
- Okay, I start loading ammunition in

696
00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:22,237
and missiles and stuff into
it so that we can get away,

697
00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:24,757
but people can still be
manning it and shooting.

698
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,887
- Sick. Give me Wits five.

699
00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:28,180
- Okay.

700
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:30,000
17.

701
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,833
- Okay. Incredible.

702
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,247
You run over and just start
throwing cases, missiles,

703
00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:35,497
ammunition, supplies, medical stuff,

704
00:25:35,497 --> 00:25:36,967
all is like being thrown in.

705
00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,317
- Also trying to get away from that plane

706
00:25:38,317 --> 00:25:40,507
that's trying to rob me,
so maybe I go between trees

707
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,107
or I'm trying to get outta that.

708
00:25:43,064 --> 00:25:44,856
- "This plane's trying to rob me!"

709
00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:47,077
(all laughing)

710
00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:48,607
- We cut to Jennifer like,

711
00:25:48,607 --> 00:25:51,907
just huge bullet casings
(panting) and running,

712
00:25:51,907 --> 00:25:54,640
with a plane weaving in between trees,

713
00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:58,707
just fucking (imitating
rapid fire) behind you

714
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,847
as you run through the jungle
with all these supplies.

715
00:26:00,847 --> 00:26:02,047
- Someone get this plane off me!

716
00:26:02,047 --> 00:26:05,180
- You grab the Jeep and
it is loaded up. Who else?

717
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:06,873
- I have a stupid question.

718
00:26:06,873 --> 00:26:08,314
- Oh no.
(Rekha laughs)

719
00:26:08,314 --> 00:26:09,847
Oh no.
- [Rekha] Well! Okay.

720
00:26:09,847 --> 00:26:12,367
You said there was a bunch of beans

721
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:16,688
in an oil drum?
- Oil drum, yuh-huh.

722
00:26:16,688 --> 00:26:18,037
(unsure laughter)

723
00:26:18,037 --> 00:26:21,047
- I heard beans.
- Can I tip it

724
00:26:22,057 --> 00:26:26,107
and yell, "I have the
Shadow Falcon Protocol,"

725
00:26:26,107 --> 00:26:28,027
and get the plane to slip.

726
00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:30,277
Can I do the thing I tried to do earlier,

727
00:26:30,277 --> 00:26:31,507
but now it's more meaningful

728
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,397
'cause I'm trying it a second time?

729
00:26:33,397 --> 00:26:35,474
- So when you heard "action
movie," you were like,

730
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:38,317
"People are always
slipping in action movies.

731
00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:39,881
'Home Alone' is my favorite action movie."

732
00:26:39,881 --> 00:26:41,617
(Jacob laughing)

733
00:26:41,617 --> 00:26:42,922
(everyone laughing)
- But Brennan!

734
00:26:42,922 --> 00:26:45,087
Hear me out, hear me out.

735
00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:45,920
Hear me out.

736
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,067
- I hear you, and it's gonna work.

737
00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:51,397
- I want you to know, the
more I get buttered up,

738
00:26:51,397 --> 00:26:53,530
the more I wanna see it happen.

739
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,933
(Ally laughing)
- That's what I'm saying.

740
00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:55,865
It's more meaningful!

741
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,429
- But beans aren't slippery.

742
00:26:58,429 --> 00:26:59,854
- No, no, no. Oil drum full of beans.

743
00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,257
- But that's just what they're in.

744
00:27:02,257 --> 00:27:04,954
- And then I'll put my shirt on it.

745
00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:06,074
- Oh!

746
00:27:06,074 --> 00:27:09,604
- Yeah, a T-shirt on a big bunch of beans?

747
00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:10,687
Now that's slippery!

748
00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:13,447
- The plane is gonna
descend with its wheels,

749
00:27:13,447 --> 00:27:15,337
so that then it's going on the ground.

750
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:17,200
- And then I want it to slip and crash,

751
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,367
and lose control!
- Can I help?

752
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:19,897
Are they molasses baked beans?

753
00:27:19,897 --> 00:27:21,277
- Yeah.
- [Ally] Little bit of

754
00:27:21,277 --> 00:27:22,429
bacon in there!
- [Brennan] There you go.

755
00:27:22,429 --> 00:27:24,247
- Pretty slippery! Pretty gunky!

756
00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:28,967
- I'm just asking if I
can do a little bean slip?

757
00:27:28,967 --> 00:27:29,945
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

758
00:27:29,945 --> 00:27:31,177
- Bean slip.

759
00:27:31,177 --> 00:27:33,007
- I'm just asking!
- Yeah!

760
00:27:33,007 --> 00:27:34,147
And you absolutely can.

761
00:27:34,147 --> 00:27:35,917
And you know what? You know what, Rekha?

762
00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:37,136
We're gonna do this.
- Don't say it.

763
00:27:37,136 --> 00:27:38,617
- Charles Tingle?
- Don't say 100.

764
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,597
- No, I'm not gonna say 100.
- I can't get to 100.

765
00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:43,837
- If you're getting the plane
to crash, you could just-

766
00:27:43,837 --> 00:27:45,424
- What? You want me to
do it a different way?

767
00:27:45,424 --> 00:27:46,597
- No.
- No, I say put your

768
00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:48,547
shirt on the baked beans, this is great.

769
00:27:49,657 --> 00:27:51,664
- Usha, go ahead and
give me, you know what?

770
00:27:51,664 --> 00:27:53,077
And I'm not even gonna be a jerk.

771
00:27:53,077 --> 00:27:54,147
I'm not even gonna be a jerk.

772
00:27:54,147 --> 00:27:56,197
Difficulty 18.

773
00:27:56,197 --> 00:27:57,637
- On what?
- On Wits.

774
00:27:57,637 --> 00:27:59,107
Difficulty 18 Wits.
- [Alex] Wits?

775
00:27:59,107 --> 00:28:00,577
- You got this.

776
00:28:00,577 --> 00:28:01,567
You got this.

777
00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:04,087
- Wait, and I get to re-roll
'cause I have injury.

778
00:28:04,087 --> 00:28:05,197
- You have an injury.
- It's gonna crit.

779
00:28:05,197 --> 00:28:06,210
- [Brennan] First roll.

780
00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:09,505
- That didn't matter.

781
00:28:09,505 --> 00:28:12,367
(Ify laughs)
- 'Cause it was cocked?

782
00:28:12,367 --> 00:28:13,811
- It doesn't matter.
- You have to consider-

783
00:28:13,811 --> 00:28:15,907
You have to consider, Brennan-
- And you're being weird

784
00:28:15,907 --> 00:28:16,740
acting like it matters.

785
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,247
- Do I suck?
- Yeah. Yeah.

786
00:28:18,247 --> 00:28:19,184
And you suck.

787
00:28:19,184 --> 00:28:20,017
(Brennan laughing)
- Here's the thing,

788
00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:20,850
people will be so sad

789
00:28:20,850 --> 00:28:23,857
if this doesn't work because
they'll see that I am sad.

790
00:28:23,857 --> 00:28:26,677
- They know that your whole
arc is about whatever this is.

791
00:28:26,677 --> 00:28:28,149
- Yeah.
- They know that.

792
00:28:28,149 --> 00:28:29,814
(Jacob laughing quietly)

793
00:28:29,814 --> 00:28:31,897
- That's a nat one.

794
00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:34,747
- Oh!
- Which I'm going to choose

795
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,967
to max.
- Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good

796
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,407
has to be a nat 20,

797
00:28:38,407 --> 00:28:39,877
but you can choose to
make that a max roll,

798
00:28:39,877 --> 00:28:41,197
which means the move succeeds.

799
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:42,030
- Yes.
- Succeeds.

800
00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,594
I don't get to be the GM and say,

801
00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:46,747
"Actually, Rekha, this move slaps so hard

802
00:28:46,747 --> 00:28:48,217
everyone gives you a standing ovation

803
00:28:48,217 --> 00:28:50,109
and give you a purple heart."

804
00:28:51,537 --> 00:28:52,923
- Gives you a purple heart?

805
00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:54,997
(all laughing)

806
00:28:54,997 --> 00:28:56,587
"We normally reserve
this to people injured

807
00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:57,757
in the line of duty,

808
00:28:57,757 --> 00:29:00,305
but that bean trick
was so fucking smooth."

809
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,337
(Rekha laughing)
- Oh my god.

810
00:29:02,337 --> 00:29:05,077
- It does still explode
and you get to roll again.

811
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,817
So you could beat 18 by five.

812
00:29:06,817 --> 00:29:08,497
So roll that d20 again.
- And you could crit.

813
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,847
- And you could crit!

814
00:29:09,847 --> 00:29:10,900
- Come on, Rekha.

815
00:29:14,497 --> 00:29:15,874
- It's a six.
- Okay.

816
00:29:15,874 --> 00:29:19,777
But that's a 26, which means
you beat it by more than five.

817
00:29:19,777 --> 00:29:23,497
So describe for me what
Usha does in this moment.

818
00:29:23,497 --> 00:29:24,907
- Okay, Usha holds up a thing

819
00:29:24,907 --> 00:29:27,225
that is not the Shadow
Falcon Protocol and goes,

820
00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:28,142
"Hey, boys!

821
00:29:29,199 --> 00:29:33,163
I got the Shadow Falcon Protocol for you!

822
00:29:33,163 --> 00:29:35,727
You just need to get it out of these.

823
00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:38,677
You just need to get
it out of these beans!"

824
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:41,260
I push over the oil drum of beans,

825
00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,423
put my shirt on top of it,

826
00:29:44,423 --> 00:29:47,600
and I put the fake Shadow Falcon Protocol,

827
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,587
just a USB of fun pictures
from the internet.

828
00:29:50,587 --> 00:29:53,527
And I put that and I
say, "Come and get it."

829
00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:55,237
- By the way, there are five bombers.

830
00:29:55,237 --> 00:29:57,967
So one's already been
blown up by Jack Manhattan.

831
00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:01,991
Another one you hear tapped
into their radio goes,

832
00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:03,212
(radio static)

833
00:30:03,212 --> 00:30:04,987
"The beans are a hologram, boys.

834
00:30:04,987 --> 00:30:06,504
That's more sky."

835
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:10,190
And flies straight down.
(Rekha laughing)

836
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,025
- "Hey, those beans? That's more sky."

837
00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:15,814
- And flies straight down.
- So they don't even want

838
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,067
the Shadow Falcon Protocol.

839
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,087
- No, he wants it.

840
00:30:19,087 --> 00:30:21,217
He's going after it.
- Oh, he thinks Usha put it

841
00:30:21,217 --> 00:30:22,682
in the middle of sky.

842
00:30:22,682 --> 00:30:26,218
And the shirt is so
oily, it's translucent,

843
00:30:26,218 --> 00:30:28,344
so you can see through
the shirt into the beans

844
00:30:28,344 --> 00:30:29,210
like more sky.

845
00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:34,210
- Usha went full incel and
has regressed to Bugs Bunny.

846
00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:36,397
(all laughing)

847
00:30:36,397 --> 00:30:37,537
- Yeah, we need people to realize

848
00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:40,327
that actual American
masculinity is Bugs Bunny.

849
00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:42,547
That's what we're all going for.

850
00:30:42,547 --> 00:30:45,619
- Upon seeing this, Wendell
no longer believes in God.

851
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:48,727
(all laughing)

852
00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,437
- Christianity, get out!

853
00:30:50,437 --> 00:30:52,837
- Getting sucked into a VHS didn't do it?

854
00:30:52,837 --> 00:30:55,218
- Yeah, no, no, no. This is what did it.

855
00:30:55,218 --> 00:30:56,128
This is the straw.

856
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:57,817
- This is the straw that broke Wendell.

857
00:30:57,817 --> 00:31:00,200
Yeah, you hear over the radio, being like-

858
00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,384
(Brennan laughs)

859
00:31:02,384 --> 00:31:04,897
Being like, "Silo, don't
do it! That's beans!

860
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,277
We got briefed on it earlier!

861
00:31:06,277 --> 00:31:08,137
You saw it! They came out of the drum!

862
00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:10,117
It's just beans from before!"

863
00:31:10,117 --> 00:31:13,414
And you see he goes, "No
man, that's more sky."

864
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:17,802
♪ Wide open spaces ♪

865
00:31:17,802 --> 00:31:20,037
(all laughing)

866
00:31:20,037 --> 00:31:21,372
- Boom!
(loud explosion)

867
00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:22,819
- I listened to that this morning.

868
00:31:22,819 --> 00:31:24,988
- Good.
(all laughing)

869
00:31:24,988 --> 00:31:29,280
(Izzy singing)
- Unbelievable.

870
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,597
So believing it to be a hologram,

871
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:35,467
the second of the five
bombers is destroyed!

872
00:31:35,467 --> 00:31:36,907
Incredible turn.

873
00:31:36,907 --> 00:31:39,037
Hey, I've always supported

874
00:31:39,037 --> 00:31:41,793
every one of your absolutely insane ideas.

875
00:31:41,793 --> 00:31:43,867
(all clapping)
- Hey, that slapped

876
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:45,339
and here's a purple heart.

877
00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:46,644
(all laughing)

878
00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:49,306
- Usha receives a purple
heart for her bravery.

879
00:31:49,306 --> 00:31:50,767
(Alex laughs)
- Yeah.

880
00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:52,877
- And she goes, "Bean appétit."

881
00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:55,381
(sick guitar riff)
- [Brennan] Bean appétit!

882
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,472
- You have to go!

883
00:31:56,472 --> 00:31:57,334
You have to go!

884
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:59,920
- Oh no, you have to give
back your purple heart!

885
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:01,987
- They rescind the purple heart

886
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,744
and say, "You're too stupid to have it."

887
00:32:03,744 --> 00:32:07,477
- You said "Bean appétit"
at the awards ceremony

888
00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:08,977
for the purple heart!

889
00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:10,780
- At the VMAs for the purple heart.

890
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:13,057
- Yes, we got Liv and Dang up next.

891
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,317
- After you, please.

892
00:32:14,317 --> 00:32:16,417
- [Alex] So there's still
three bomber planes left?

893
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:17,250
- [Brennan] So three bomber planes.

894
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,567
There's a plane that is
trying to rob Jennifer.

895
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:22,867
- So does Kingskin still have his halberd?

896
00:32:22,867 --> 00:32:23,859
- Yes.
- Is that what it's called.

897
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,942
- Yes.
- Okay!

898
00:32:25,957 --> 00:32:29,257
Kingskin is gonna wield it like a flag,

899
00:32:29,257 --> 00:32:30,877
like in the French Revolution,

900
00:32:30,877 --> 00:32:34,807
and try to chop off the nose of that plane

901
00:32:34,807 --> 00:32:36,961
so it can't go robbing no more.

902
00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:38,377
(Brennan laughing)
- [Ally] Incredible.

903
00:32:38,377 --> 00:32:40,807
- Okay, give me a Weapons check.

904
00:32:40,807 --> 00:32:42,367
The plane rolls for its Toughness.

905
00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:45,217
Plane got a 14 Tough

906
00:32:45,217 --> 00:32:46,910
versus your Weapons.
- Interesting.

907
00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:47,993
I have a d10.

908
00:32:49,057 --> 00:32:53,107
That's a six. Could I borrow

909
00:32:53,107 --> 00:32:55,627
somebody's one token?
- Yes. Just one?

910
00:32:55,627 --> 00:32:56,460
- Just one.
- Can we give as many

911
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,293
as we want?

912
00:32:57,293 --> 00:32:58,624
- Well, I can blow it up with one more.

913
00:32:58,624 --> 00:32:59,874
- Oh, here, here, here.
- Okay. Okay.

914
00:32:59,874 --> 00:33:01,837
So you blow it up.
- I spend four tokens.

915
00:33:01,837 --> 00:33:02,857
- Boom.

916
00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:04,177
- This is so fun because it's like

917
00:33:04,177 --> 00:33:05,977
we level up every episode.

918
00:33:05,977 --> 00:33:07,957
- Eight, so that's a 10 and an eight.

919
00:33:07,957 --> 00:33:10,207
It's an 18.
- 18! Boom!

920
00:33:10,207 --> 00:33:11,767
You see Jennifer with all these supplies

921
00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:13,327
running through the jungle to this Jeep.

922
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:17,116
The plane is barreling down.
More bullets by the second

923
00:33:17,116 --> 00:33:19,357
(imitating rapid fire) firing
into the jungle around you.

924
00:33:19,357 --> 00:33:21,517
What does it look like as
Kingskin runs up with the halberd?

925
00:33:21,517 --> 00:33:24,367
- Yeah, somehow Kingskin
is just right in the path,

926
00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:27,247
so only has to do a simple side step,

927
00:33:27,247 --> 00:33:30,937
and then just starts waving this halberd.

928
00:33:30,937 --> 00:33:32,797
- Hell yeah.
- Slashes down on the nose.

929
00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:35,017
- You slash down right,

930
00:33:35,017 --> 00:33:38,497
and you're like, "We're gonna
shave that nose right off.

931
00:33:38,497 --> 00:33:40,417
This plane's not gonna be
able to steal anymore."

932
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:42,007
Now, you beat it by more than five,

933
00:33:42,007 --> 00:33:44,857
so you realize you can
chop through the engine

934
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:47,227
and fully blow up this plane.

935
00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,507
Or you can chop just enough

936
00:33:49,507 --> 00:33:51,337
that the plane just can't steal anymore.

937
00:33:51,337 --> 00:33:53,857
- Sounds like you're
presenting two options.

938
00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:55,570
One that has no advantage.

939
00:33:56,724 --> 00:33:59,017
(all laughing)

940
00:33:59,017 --> 00:34:01,530
- I want you to know, in this moment.

941
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,967
- [Jacob] Get your arms up.

942
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:07,687
- In this moment, you can eradicate this

943
00:34:07,687 --> 00:34:09,307
and add to your kill count,

944
00:34:09,307 --> 00:34:11,857
or if for some reason
Liv wants to have this be

945
00:34:11,857 --> 00:34:13,180
a little bit less violent.

946
00:34:14,377 --> 00:34:16,950
- No, no, no. Say no more.

947
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,997
(Brennan laughing)

948
00:34:18,997 --> 00:34:21,907
Liv was aiming for the nose,

949
00:34:21,907 --> 00:34:26,467
goes right through the pilot's body.

950
00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:27,787
- Yeah. Incredible.

951
00:34:27,787 --> 00:34:29,467
Which does cut the nose off.

952
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:33,457
If you slash through the middle
of the cockpit, then bam,

953
00:34:33,457 --> 00:34:34,867
the plane blows up.

954
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,474
You're wreathed in flame,
standing there with the halberd.

955
00:34:37,474 --> 00:34:39,577
And Jennifer, you are
no longer being pursued

956
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:40,537
by this harrier jet.

957
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:41,857
You've saved Jennifer.

958
00:34:41,857 --> 00:34:42,690
- Thank you, Kingston.

959
00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,367
- Kingston?

960
00:34:44,367 --> 00:34:45,493
(all laughing)

961
00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:46,738
- Kingston is a different campaign.

962
00:34:46,738 --> 00:34:48,247
(all laughing)
- Thank you, Kingston.

963
00:34:48,247 --> 00:34:50,064
Wherever you are.
- Wherever you are.

964
00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:51,787
- That's four planes down?

965
00:34:51,787 --> 00:34:55,447
- That is the harrier jet and
now two of the three bombers.

966
00:34:55,447 --> 00:34:58,747
There's three bombers left
up in the air overhead.

967
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,487
And I believe, Dang,
you're the last to go.

968
00:35:00,487 --> 00:35:01,837
- [Jacob] You know, everybody's been using

969
00:35:01,837 --> 00:35:03,067
their Criminal Conspiracy.

970
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,227
Papa wants to try out his new toy.

971
00:35:05,227 --> 00:35:10,147
Can I say that in a corner
of the brush, camouflaged,

972
00:35:10,147 --> 00:35:15,147
I see a large gun barrel and
I move it and it's an AT-ST?

973
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,356
- Yes. Absolutely.

974
00:35:16,356 --> 00:35:19,957
- It's like a two-walking
mech suit from "Star Wars."

975
00:35:19,957 --> 00:35:20,790
- Incredible.

976
00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:23,527
- Like one of those big ones in the snow.

977
00:35:23,527 --> 00:35:24,877
- It's the little two-legged ones

978
00:35:24,877 --> 00:35:26,797
that the Ewoks fuck up
in "Return of the Jedi."

979
00:35:26,797 --> 00:35:27,630
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

980
00:35:27,630 --> 00:35:29,860
You see that there is like a
little two-legged mech there

981
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:32,017
that you can absolutely jump into.

982
00:35:32,017 --> 00:35:33,307
- Yeah, I would love to be in that mech

983
00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:35,197
and I would love to
shoot at one of the jets.

984
00:35:35,197 --> 00:35:36,450
- Go ahead make a Weapons check.

985
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:39,824
You are trying to beat a difficulty of-

986
00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:41,077
- Minus five, whatever it is.

987
00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:43,747
- Okay, so that is gonna
move down to an eight.

988
00:35:43,747 --> 00:35:45,457
- I have a d8.

989
00:35:45,457 --> 00:35:46,657
Let's see what happens.

990
00:35:46,657 --> 00:35:47,737
Five, I'll blow it up.

991
00:35:47,737 --> 00:35:49,777
- Boom!
(loud explosion)

992
00:35:49,777 --> 00:35:50,610
- Roll my 10.

993
00:35:51,669 --> 00:35:52,517
Oh!

994
00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:55,327
Oh! (laughs)

995
00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,160
- Four.
- Okay.

996
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,547
So you're beating it by more than five.

997
00:35:57,547 --> 00:36:00,171
So you (imitating rapid mech fire).

998
00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:02,467
Another one of the planes.

999
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:05,827
There are now simply two
bombers left overhead

1000
00:36:05,827 --> 00:36:08,257
as they go off, but it is their turn.

1001
00:36:08,257 --> 00:36:11,317
I'm now gonna need a
difficulty 10 Stunts check

1002
00:36:11,317 --> 00:36:14,467
from everybody, of which if
you fail by five or more,

1003
00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:15,787
you take another injury level.

1004
00:36:15,787 --> 00:36:16,807
- Ooh.
- Shit.

1005
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,953
- That is a 11.
- 10. Blow up.

1006
00:36:18,953 --> 00:36:19,786
(loud explosion)
- Blow up. Boom.

1007
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,619
- 10 on the money.

1008
00:36:20,619 --> 00:36:21,847
- Three.
- 11. I'm gonna blow it up.

1009
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,047
- I got a nine, so I'll blow it.

1010
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,491
- [Brennan] Blow it up. Boom.

1011
00:36:24,491 --> 00:36:25,324
- 12!

1012
00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:26,752
- Oh my god. Double blow up!

1013
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,820
You double all your tokens!

1014
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:28,653
- Oh my God.

1015
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,371
I have four tokens.
- How many tokens you got?

1016
00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:32,788
- Double blow up!

1017
00:36:35,135 --> 00:36:36,174
- 12.
- Okay.

1018
00:36:36,174 --> 00:36:41,167
So you got 10 and 12,
22, and another 12 is 34

1019
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:42,427
on your Stunts check.

1020
00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:44,587
I'm gonna say falling in mid air,

1021
00:36:44,587 --> 00:36:47,467
as the planes come back
around to bomb everybody,

1022
00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:51,637
on a 34 Stunts check you
land on the windshield

1023
00:36:51,637 --> 00:36:53,050
of another jet in the sky.

1024
00:36:54,007 --> 00:36:55,537
- Jack, get this plane for us!

1025
00:36:55,537 --> 00:36:56,647
We could fly it outta here!

1026
00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:58,525
- Okay, I'm gonna go...

1027
00:36:58,525 --> 00:36:59,707
(knocking on glass)

1028
00:36:59,707 --> 00:37:01,130
Good morning!

1029
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:04,867
(everyone laughing)

1030
00:37:04,867 --> 00:37:05,737
- Full Jack Manhattan.

1031
00:37:05,737 --> 00:37:08,677
Jack Manhattan has taken
over. Unbelievable, okay.

1032
00:37:08,677 --> 00:37:10,845
- What you want for breakfast?

1033
00:37:10,845 --> 00:37:11,947
(all laughing)

1034
00:37:11,947 --> 00:37:13,627
- Did anyone fail? Did
anyone get five or lower?

1035
00:37:13,627 --> 00:37:17,000
- I got a three, so I'll take
an injury and two tokens.

1036
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,008
- Yes. Injury and two tokens.
- I got three.

1037
00:37:19,008 --> 00:37:20,103
- Okay.
- I'm at severe.

1038
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,047
- You are at severe.
- Oh!

1039
00:37:21,047 --> 00:37:22,567
- [Brennan] But you go
ahead and take two tokens.

1040
00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:24,817
- I got 29.
- 29!

1041
00:37:24,817 --> 00:37:28,387
I'm gonna say on a 29, you
see Jack on one of the planes.

1042
00:37:28,387 --> 00:37:30,067
There's not enough
space for the whole crew

1043
00:37:30,067 --> 00:37:31,469
you have in a single plane,

1044
00:37:31,469 --> 00:37:34,034
so you see one of the Warrior
Kings looks at you and says,

1045
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,227
"You're our driver.

1046
00:37:35,227 --> 00:37:36,757
Looks like there's another whip up there

1047
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,097
that could use a good pair of hands."

1048
00:37:39,097 --> 00:37:43,597
Does the double finger, like
the piercingly loud whistle,

1049
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:45,907
and you see he goes, "Tony!"

1050
00:37:45,907 --> 00:37:49,325
And a jaguar leaps out
of the jungle and skids-

1051
00:37:49,325 --> 00:37:51,577
- (quietly) Tony the Jaguar?

1052
00:37:51,577 --> 00:37:54,457
- Tony the Jaguar, and
skids in front of you

1053
00:37:54,457 --> 00:37:56,666
and has a full cowboy saddle on it.

1054
00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:58,392
- All right.

1055
00:37:58,392 --> 00:37:59,667
Yeah. Get on that.

1056
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,777
- On a 29 Stunts check,
you ride this jaguar

1057
00:38:03,817 --> 00:38:04,650
through the branches.

1058
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,247
It leaps from a tree

1059
00:38:06,247 --> 00:38:09,517
and clings to the side of the
other aircraft in the sky.

1060
00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:12,157
The other Warrior Kings
look at you getting the Jeep

1061
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:15,427
and they say, "Two
planes, you got the Jeep.

1062
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:16,687
We're gonna try to grab another plane."

1063
00:38:16,687 --> 00:38:19,717
And you see that all of
them leap, rip parachutes,

1064
00:38:19,717 --> 00:38:22,840
and splat into the beans,
believing that it was more sky.

1065
00:38:23,859 --> 00:38:25,297
(all laughing)
- Dammit, Usha.

1066
00:38:25,297 --> 00:38:26,461
You're so greasy.

1067
00:38:26,461 --> 00:38:27,577
(Brennan chuckles)

1068
00:38:27,577 --> 00:38:29,587
- Looking at the different
planes flying through here,

1069
00:38:29,587 --> 00:38:31,627
it's now your guys' turn once again.

1070
00:38:31,627 --> 00:38:33,427
What is it that you
wanna do in this moment?

1071
00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:38,047
- I wanna punch through
the windshield of the jet

1072
00:38:38,047 --> 00:38:40,507
and pull the pilot out.

1073
00:38:40,507 --> 00:38:45,097
- This is one move, taking
over command of the bomber.

1074
00:38:45,097 --> 00:38:47,551
It's gonna be Brawl versus Tough.

1075
00:38:47,551 --> 00:38:48,660
I'm gonna roll the Tough
check in the Box of Doom.

1076
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,527
- I lower the DC by three.

1077
00:38:50,527 --> 00:38:51,360
- Okay.

1078
00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:54,157
That is a 10.

1079
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,957
You lower that to a seven.

1080
00:38:55,957 --> 00:38:58,267
But I believe you also
have Mastery in Brawl.

1081
00:38:58,267 --> 00:38:59,100
- I do.

1082
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,507
- So Mastery lowers it by five.

1083
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,487
So difficulty five, gimme a Brawl check.

1084
00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:04,320
- Okay.

1085
00:39:05,197 --> 00:39:06,030
- You got it?

1086
00:39:08,117 --> 00:39:09,667
- I got too much tummy.

1087
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,287
Okay, I'm rolling a Brawl check?

1088
00:39:11,287 --> 00:39:12,690
- [Brennan] You're rolling a Brawl check.

1089
00:39:13,777 --> 00:39:15,157
- Seven. I'm gonna blow up.

1090
00:39:15,157 --> 00:39:17,090
- Okay, you roll three to blow up.

1091
00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:17,923
(loud explosion)
Boom!

1092
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:19,990
Go ahead, gimme the d12 there.

1093
00:39:21,836 --> 00:39:22,807
- Five.
- Five!

1094
00:39:22,807 --> 00:39:26,197
15, Jack Manhattan cocks back a fist,

1095
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,017
punches through the
windshield of a flying bomber.

1096
00:39:29,017 --> 00:39:31,687
You hurl the pilot outta
the seat (fading scream)

1097
00:39:31,687 --> 00:39:33,727
into the sky, dead, fully dead.

1098
00:39:33,727 --> 00:39:37,747
And you leap into the cockpit
of the stealth bomber.

1099
00:39:37,747 --> 00:39:39,217
You have control of the vehicle.

1100
00:39:39,217 --> 00:39:40,050
Wendell?

1101
00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:42,907
- I'm gonna nuzzle the head of the jaguar,

1102
00:39:42,907 --> 00:39:45,517
jump on top of the jet,

1103
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:50,517
and then punch the side to
open it up to pull open the-

1104
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:52,140
- Hell yeah.

1105
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,887
Go ahead, give me Brawl.

1106
00:39:53,887 --> 00:39:56,167
Rolled a three on my die here.

1107
00:39:56,167 --> 00:39:59,580
- That's 11, I'm gonna go
ahead and blow that up.

1108
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,126
(loud explosion)
- Boom!

1109
00:40:01,126 --> 00:40:03,277
- Now that's a d20.

1110
00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:04,750
- Love it.
- Hell yes.

1111
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,297
- That's a nine.

1112
00:40:10,297 --> 00:40:12,037
- Okay. 12 and nine.

1113
00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:14,137
You beat it handily.

1114
00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:16,657
You hurl the pilot out from the cockpit,

1115
00:40:16,657 --> 00:40:19,297
keep the cockpit sealed and
you jump into the front seat.

1116
00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:21,397
There's a copilot seat right behind you.

1117
00:40:21,397 --> 00:40:24,187
You see that Tony wiggles
into it with his paws up

1118
00:40:24,187 --> 00:40:26,167
and puts his little helmet on behind you

1119
00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:28,237
in the cockpit of the stealth bomber.

1120
00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:30,847
Two vehicles. Stealth bombers eradicated.

1121
00:40:30,847 --> 00:40:34,387
And from there, I think that
is all enemies dispatched.

1122
00:40:34,387 --> 00:40:37,297
- Yes!
- We come out of combat.

1123
00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:40,194
How many d20s are we rocking
across the board right now?

1124
00:40:40,194 --> 00:40:41,827
- A lot.
- I have four.

1125
00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:45,487
- [Brennan] Four, three, two, two, three.

1126
00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:47,557
I think four for Usha, right?

1127
00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:48,657
- I see three.

1128
00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:50,287
If I'm wrong, someone can tell me.

1129
00:40:50,287 --> 00:40:52,867
- So two stealth bombers.

1130
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:57,867
The Warrior Kings' base is
absolutely just littered

1131
00:40:58,177 --> 00:41:01,567
with fire, things are
partially burning, beans.

1132
00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:03,067
The Warrior Kings that all dove-

1133
00:41:03,067 --> 00:41:04,687
- The Amazon is burning?

1134
00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:05,977
- [Rekha] Oh no.

1135
00:41:05,977 --> 00:41:07,147
- Wow.
- Wow.

1136
00:41:07,147 --> 00:41:08,377
- Or not. Or not.

1137
00:41:08,377 --> 00:41:10,687
- That's fucked up. No, it is.
- My mech puts out

1138
00:41:10,687 --> 00:41:11,822
all the fires.

1139
00:41:11,822 --> 00:41:13,613
- [Brennan] Oh! Beautiful!

1140
00:41:13,613 --> 00:41:16,237
- Slow fade. (laughs)
- Slow fade.

1141
00:41:16,237 --> 00:41:18,277
And you see the Warrior
Kings all stand up,

1142
00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:21,037
wipe the beans off and go,
"God, I thought that was sky."

1143
00:41:21,037 --> 00:41:23,347
And sort of clean themselves.

1144
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:25,177
- I know.
- It was incredible.

1145
00:41:25,177 --> 00:41:27,427
- [Rekha] I knew you would.
- The hologram was incredible.

1146
00:41:27,427 --> 00:41:29,753
- Unaware that they
thought it was a hologram.

1147
00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:31,297
(Ally laughing)

1148
00:41:31,297 --> 00:41:34,057
- With combat over, what
is it you in this moment?

1149
00:41:34,057 --> 00:41:37,687
Thankfully, you have
Barsimmeon's MacGuffin,

1150
00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:39,685
you have those tags.

1151
00:41:39,685 --> 00:41:40,807
- That's awesome.
- I don't totally understand

1152
00:41:40,807 --> 00:41:44,047
what that will get us
without his other body.

1153
00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:48,367
- I try and find some
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate

1154
00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:49,747
in the area, and I ask the guys-

1155
00:41:49,747 --> 00:41:51,830
- Oh!
- Oh, that's a good idea.

1156
00:41:52,687 --> 00:41:54,487
- Actually pass me your used ones

1157
00:41:54,487 --> 00:41:55,597
if you'd be so kind.

1158
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:58,867
- [Ally] Brennan, I have a world question.

1159
00:41:58,867 --> 00:42:00,427
Barsimmeon died.
- Yep.

1160
00:42:00,427 --> 00:42:02,947
- But there's some kind
of mechanic of coming back

1161
00:42:02,947 --> 00:42:04,567
at the beginning of the movie?

1162
00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,157
- Yeah.
- If the tape runs out.

1163
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:09,002
- Is there a chance of
that happening for him?

1164
00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:12,487
- Don't worry. I'll roll a 20.

1165
00:42:12,487 --> 00:42:14,460
- Oh, and then you make that
happen! Okay, great. Okay.

1166
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:16,975
All we have to do is make a
20 and then Barsimmeon goes,

1167
00:42:16,975 --> 00:42:20,475
"I was asleep in the sky!"
- Goo-goo ga-ga!

1168
00:42:21,388 --> 00:42:24,515
- And now I'm coming!
- We can change the

1169
00:42:24,515 --> 00:42:27,479
worldbuilding if we become GM.

1170
00:42:27,479 --> 00:42:29,697
- [Ally] That's so great.

1171
00:42:29,697 --> 00:42:31,657
We can make everyone give us a standing O

1172
00:42:31,657 --> 00:42:32,710
and a purple heart.

1173
00:42:34,207 --> 00:42:38,137
- As you look for some more
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate,

1174
00:42:38,137 --> 00:42:40,147
give me Wits...

1175
00:42:40,147 --> 00:42:41,947
I'm gonna say Wits four,

1176
00:42:41,947 --> 00:42:43,597
but if you can get a nine
and you can beat it by five,

1177
00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:44,603
it's even more.

1178
00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:46,267
- Okay.

1179
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:47,950
- Ooh, that's eight.

1180
00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:51,247
I don't have any to blow up.

1181
00:42:51,247 --> 00:42:53,737
- Anyone got a token?
- I'll combo, can I combo?

1182
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:54,570
- Yeah, combo.

1183
00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:55,960
Add your rolls together.

1184
00:42:57,179 --> 00:42:58,387
- 15.
- Ooh! 15.

1185
00:42:58,387 --> 00:42:59,347
So that is, yeah.

1186
00:42:59,347 --> 00:43:01,717
- It looks like Damian had run out.

1187
00:43:01,717 --> 00:43:05,557
You see tons of empty bottles
of the stuff all over.

1188
00:43:05,557 --> 00:43:08,917
Didn't someone take a radioactivity
meter in the last one?

1189
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:12,727
Looking at that, you come back to Liv,

1190
00:43:12,727 --> 00:43:16,450
and the reading is
super strong around Liv.

1191
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,820
- What did you do?

1192
00:43:22,177 --> 00:43:23,767
- Here, I could show you
everything I've stolen

1193
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:24,600
during this game.

1194
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,227
- Well, is it the cocaine?

1195
00:43:26,227 --> 00:43:28,207
- As you take everything out and open it,

1196
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,187
looking at the brick of cocaine,

1197
00:43:30,187 --> 00:43:35,187
as you cut that open,
hidden inside of it...

1198
00:43:36,009 --> 00:43:37,941
- Is a tiny Barsimmeon.

1199
00:43:37,941 --> 00:43:39,907
(Ally laughing)
- It's a newborn baby

1200
00:43:39,907 --> 00:43:41,017
we have to raise.
- As you open it,

1201
00:43:41,017 --> 00:43:44,159
you find six hidden bottles of

1202
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:45,550
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate.

1203
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:46,975
- We all get the juice!

1204
00:43:46,975 --> 00:43:49,495
(Jacob laughing proudly)

1205
00:43:50,979 --> 00:43:51,812
- Wow!

1206
00:43:52,858 --> 00:43:54,787
- Oh, it's stupid!

1207
00:43:54,787 --> 00:43:56,590
- Can everyone pass me all of 'em?

1208
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:58,415
(Alex laughing)

1209
00:43:58,415 --> 00:44:01,182
I'm just like, "Y'all trust me?"

1210
00:44:01,182 --> 00:44:02,236
- Yes.

1211
00:44:02,236 --> 00:44:03,157
- What? Why?
- Do you all trust me?

1212
00:44:03,157 --> 00:44:04,207
- Yes, we trust you.

1213
00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:06,001
- No. Why?

1214
00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:07,177
We need this to kill the president.

1215
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:08,497
- You gotta convince Jack.

1216
00:44:08,497 --> 00:44:09,967
- Do you trust me?

1217
00:44:09,967 --> 00:44:12,212
- You keep saying that. (laughs)

1218
00:44:12,212 --> 00:44:13,590
- I have to believe.

1219
00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:15,229
- Okay.
- Okay.

1220
00:44:15,229 --> 00:44:17,802
And I take all six-

1221
00:44:17,802 --> 00:44:18,635
- No!
- No!

1222
00:44:19,786 --> 00:44:21,276
- No!
- And I pour it

1223
00:44:21,276 --> 00:44:23,609
over Barsimmeon's grave.

1224
00:44:25,237 --> 00:44:27,599
- Did I really want him back that bad?

1225
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:31,027
(all laughing)
- Yes! My king!

1226
00:44:33,097 --> 00:44:35,038
- If this does nothing...

1227
00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:35,871
(Ify laughing)

1228
00:44:35,871 --> 00:44:39,077
- You're licking dirt.
- I just need to let Ify know.

1229
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:41,664
- Yeah, on a friend level, it better work

1230
00:44:41,664 --> 00:44:44,121
'cause I did want to
drink that and get crazy.

1231
00:44:44,121 --> 00:44:45,847
(Ally and Ify losing it)

1232
00:44:45,847 --> 00:44:48,020
- We have to kill the president!

1233
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:51,037
- I back you up on big swings
like this, I have your back,

1234
00:44:51,037 --> 00:44:53,524
but let me just tell you.
(Ify laughing)

1235
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,437
- I thought you had a
skill that doubled items

1236
00:44:56,437 --> 00:44:57,854
and you like didn't tell
us and you were being like,

1237
00:44:57,854 --> 00:44:58,867
"Y'all trust me?" Yeah.

1238
00:44:58,867 --> 00:45:00,667
- I mean, here's the thing.

1239
00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:04,425
It doesn't work, we squeeze
the stuff out of the dirt.

1240
00:45:04,425 --> 00:45:05,862
- We drink Barsimmeon.
- That's so true.

1241
00:45:05,862 --> 00:45:06,971
- And we eat Barsimmeon.

1242
00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:07,900
- Cannibals.

1243
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,867
- Oh my god, we grill his body!

1244
00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:13,177
- Oh, but we don't wanna cook it out!

1245
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:15,371
- Oh, you're right, so we eat it raw.

1246
00:45:15,371 --> 00:45:16,538
Sashimi style.

1247
00:45:17,566 --> 00:45:18,399
Delicious.
- [Brennan] Awesome.

1248
00:45:18,399 --> 00:45:20,797
- It would feel very important
for us to have this person,

1249
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:22,777
'cause without him it, our data-

1250
00:45:22,777 --> 00:45:24,337
it seems like we could not get home.

1251
00:45:24,337 --> 00:45:25,170
- Absolutely.

1252
00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:28,199
What if we did that same
exact plan with three of 'em.

1253
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:31,710
(all laughing)
Does that change the roll?

1254
00:45:31,710 --> 00:45:32,887
Does that change the roll?
- Probably not all

1255
00:45:32,887 --> 00:45:35,083
or nothing, honestly.

1256
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,608
Also, Paula wants to do cocaine.

1257
00:45:37,608 --> 00:45:38,797
(Alex laughs)

1258
00:45:38,797 --> 00:45:43,006
- I'm gonna say as you
start to hold the cocaine,

1259
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:43,957
I'm gonna say this.

1260
00:45:43,957 --> 00:45:45,790
You pour out all six.
- Uh-oh.

1261
00:45:47,197 --> 00:45:49,687
- I am torn as a game master.
- [Rekha] No, no.

1262
00:45:49,687 --> 00:45:51,277
- And here's why I'm torn.
- No.

1263
00:45:51,277 --> 00:45:52,949
- The move is beautiful.

1264
00:45:52,949 --> 00:45:57,397
Ify's talent for storytelling
is so wonderful to behold.

1265
00:45:57,397 --> 00:45:59,947
Now, my instincts to comedy

1266
00:45:59,947 --> 00:46:04,552
are that if this does fucking
nothing, that's hysterical.

1267
00:46:04,552 --> 00:46:05,572
(Ify laughing)

1268
00:46:05,572 --> 00:46:07,087
- So good.
- But! But!

1269
00:46:07,087 --> 00:46:09,367
But I think what I'm gonna do is this.

1270
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:10,837
Wendell believes.

1271
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:13,297
In this moment, Wendell believes.

1272
00:46:13,297 --> 00:46:16,837
And we are gonna pour that out.

1273
00:46:16,837 --> 00:46:18,200
What I want is this.

1274
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,207
- A man with no head.

1275
00:46:19,207 --> 00:46:21,680
- [Rekha] He has no head!
- A man with no head.

1276
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,632
- He punched a wound closed.

1277
00:46:23,632 --> 00:46:26,377
- That's fair.
(Ify laughing)

1278
00:46:26,377 --> 00:46:29,977
- I think this is gonna
give each of you a roll,

1279
00:46:29,977 --> 00:46:31,147
and we're gonna do a skill

1280
00:46:31,147 --> 00:46:34,147
that is not represented
here in this world,

1281
00:46:34,147 --> 00:46:36,187
and that skill is-

1282
00:46:36,187 --> 00:46:37,390
- Necromancy.
- Luck.

1283
00:46:38,257 --> 00:46:41,273
- I was gonna say Heart, but it is-

1284
00:46:41,273 --> 00:46:42,577
Eh.
(Alex laughs)

1285
00:46:42,577 --> 00:46:44,707
But it's if you believe.

1286
00:46:44,707 --> 00:46:48,337
Do you believe, and is
truly anything possible?

1287
00:46:48,337 --> 00:46:49,567
As you pour them out,

1288
00:46:49,567 --> 00:46:53,977
six bottles, six heroes, six chances.

1289
00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:57,790
I'm gonna pass the Box of Doom
into the center of the table.

1290
00:46:58,867 --> 00:47:02,617
If you hit a nat 20 and become the GM,

1291
00:47:02,617 --> 00:47:04,957
you get to decide what
the rules of the game are.

1292
00:47:04,957 --> 00:47:05,790
- Wow.

1293
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:10,567
- And I wanna say that
I reserve the option

1294
00:47:10,567 --> 00:47:13,327
to make something
absolutely buck wild happen

1295
00:47:13,327 --> 00:47:15,547
if even a single nat one shows up.

1296
00:47:15,547 --> 00:47:17,110
- Okay!
- [Brennan] Okay?

1297
00:47:18,437 --> 00:47:20,080
So go ahead and pass this.

1298
00:47:20,931 --> 00:47:23,227
- What if you as the player...

1299
00:47:23,227 --> 00:47:25,750
What if you as the player
already don't believe?

1300
00:47:28,237 --> 00:47:29,070
- You can forego rolling if you want.

1301
00:47:29,070 --> 00:47:30,131
- Okay. No, no.

1302
00:47:30,131 --> 00:47:31,824
(Ally laughing)

1303
00:47:31,824 --> 00:47:33,637
- Are we rolling and passing?

1304
00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:34,597
Let's go over to Ify.

1305
00:47:34,597 --> 00:47:35,947
- Yeah. He starts us off.

1306
00:47:35,947 --> 00:47:38,587
Oh my God.
- You start us off.

1307
00:47:38,587 --> 00:47:42,487
As you pour your bottle of
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate

1308
00:47:42,487 --> 00:47:44,497
into the ground, taken from the heart

1309
00:47:44,497 --> 00:47:47,917
of Kingskin's brick of cocaine onto the X

1310
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:50,287
where Damian Bane's dead body

1311
00:47:50,287 --> 00:47:55,287
is within this burial plot,

1312
00:47:55,597 --> 00:47:57,577
what is Wendell thinking
and feeling in this moment?

1313
00:47:57,577 --> 00:48:00,037
- He's thinking this has to work.

1314
00:48:00,037 --> 00:48:02,077
And while he's pouring and staring

1315
00:48:02,077 --> 00:48:04,784
at everyone's look of horror, he's like,

1316
00:48:04,784 --> 00:48:08,737
"I know this seems crazy, I
know this seems impossible,

1317
00:48:08,737 --> 00:48:11,587
but being stuck in this
video with all of you,

1318
00:48:11,587 --> 00:48:13,417
if I've learned anything,

1319
00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:17,194
it's without our
siblings, we are nothing."

1320
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,437
19! (laughs)

1321
00:48:20,437 --> 00:48:21,997
- Brutal. So close.

1322
00:48:21,997 --> 00:48:23,827
Okay, that's a 19.
- So close.

1323
00:48:23,827 --> 00:48:25,985
- Does anyone feel moved?

1324
00:48:25,985 --> 00:48:28,807
So Russell, you see Wendell say that,

1325
00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:33,307
what does Vic say to
Wendell after that speech?

1326
00:48:33,307 --> 00:48:36,370
- Vic is looking at Russell and he's like,

1327
00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:38,480
"You know, there was a lot of things

1328
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,510
I was trying to teach you in here, kid.

1329
00:48:41,827 --> 00:48:46,630
How to have a five-second car,
how to lose your virginity,

1330
00:48:48,457 --> 00:48:51,397
how to pound a couple
Sombreros, but I never thought

1331
00:48:51,397 --> 00:48:55,203
that you'd learn the most
important lesson of all.

1332
00:48:55,203 --> 00:48:59,137
To be honest, kid, I couldn't
have said it better myself."

1333
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:03,217
- Wendell feels a deep
connection to Vic Ethanol,

1334
00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:04,597
that the most important lesson

1335
00:49:04,597 --> 00:49:06,937
of this character he has learned.

1336
00:49:06,937 --> 00:49:09,697
Russell, what are you
feeling in this moment?

1337
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:14,344
- Russell feels like
he's kind of trying out

1338
00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:18,907
the not-super-isolated version of life

1339
00:49:18,907 --> 00:49:23,907
and just wants to really back
Wendell up here and is like,

1340
00:49:25,394 --> 00:49:27,577
"Yeah, yeah. It makes sense."

1341
00:49:27,577 --> 00:49:28,957
Even if this doesn't work,

1342
00:49:28,957 --> 00:49:33,097
at least this is like a really
beautiful burial practice

1343
00:49:33,097 --> 00:49:35,767
because we just don't
know what's gonna happen."

1344
00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:37,664
So he's like...

1345
00:49:37,664 --> 00:49:39,007
(everyone chuckling)
- You've aided people.

1346
00:49:39,007 --> 00:49:41,737
- You just gave a really beautiful speech,

1347
00:49:41,737 --> 00:49:43,484
so he's coming around to it and he's like,

1348
00:49:43,484 --> 00:49:47,707
"You know what? Yeah, I believe."

1349
00:49:47,707 --> 00:49:48,540
- Hell yeah.

1350
00:49:50,527 --> 00:49:51,360
- Seven.

1351
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,157
- Okay, as you I think
about this burial practice

1352
00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:55,987
and think about saying goodbye,

1353
00:49:55,987 --> 00:49:58,507
does Russell in this moment
hear Jennifer's voice

1354
00:49:58,507 --> 00:50:00,051
in his head?

1355
00:50:00,051 --> 00:50:02,797
(suspenseful action music)

1356
00:50:02,797 --> 00:50:06,501
- I think she is

1357
00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:07,734
really angry

1358
00:50:07,734 --> 00:50:10,987
that he saw that love
letter and that picture

1359
00:50:10,987 --> 00:50:13,057
and she's still very different.

1360
00:50:13,057 --> 00:50:15,907
She's like, "Don't even talk to me."

1361
00:50:15,907 --> 00:50:18,171
- Cool.
- You invaded my privacy.

1362
00:50:18,171 --> 00:50:19,387
(all laughing)
- I love it!

1363
00:50:19,387 --> 00:50:22,447
- He has a very adversarial
relationship with this person.

1364
00:50:22,447 --> 00:50:24,067
It's like, she's too much like him.

1365
00:50:24,067 --> 00:50:26,450
They wouldn't actually
get along in real life.

1366
00:50:26,450 --> 00:50:27,547
- I fucking love that.

1367
00:50:27,547 --> 00:50:30,637
- Are we each individually taking one

1368
00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:32,527
and pouring it as we do?

1369
00:50:32,527 --> 00:50:34,987
- I think that's beautiful.
I like that, yeah.

1370
00:50:34,987 --> 00:50:35,920
- I poured mine.

1371
00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:39,037
- I think Usha is inspired

1372
00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:42,460
by Wendell's ability to dream.

1373
00:50:46,057 --> 00:50:49,417
I think she goes into
the recesses of her brain

1374
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:53,287
and she thinks about her
time being invaded by G13

1375
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:56,917
and thinks, "One of
the things I never want

1376
00:50:56,917 --> 00:51:00,217
to take from that man is that
he has no one in his life."

1377
00:51:00,217 --> 00:51:01,837
She remembers he has some connection

1378
00:51:01,837 --> 00:51:03,667
to that person, Slicer,

1379
00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:07,147
that was probably foregone for
the sake of just being smart

1380
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,157
and brainy and technically savvy.

1381
00:51:09,157 --> 00:51:14,157
And she's like, "I never
wanna put my individual genius

1382
00:51:14,227 --> 00:51:16,984
over family connections and friendships."

1383
00:51:18,397 --> 00:51:21,727
And she thinks back, she
remembers a moment not so long ago

1384
00:51:21,727 --> 00:51:24,340
when she poured beans
onto a tarmac and thinks-

1385
00:51:25,447 --> 00:51:28,184
- Like it was yesterday.
- [Izzy] Tarmac?

1386
00:51:28,184 --> 00:51:30,517
(Ify laughs)
- Jungle floor.

1387
00:51:30,517 --> 00:51:32,842
- Yeah, sorry. My tarmac.

1388
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:34,027
(Jacob laughs)

1389
00:51:34,027 --> 00:51:37,117
And she thinks, "That was
sort of a leap of faith."

1390
00:51:37,117 --> 00:51:38,197
- Yeah.

1391
00:51:38,197 --> 00:51:40,300
- I could do that for my sibling too.

1392
00:51:44,077 --> 00:51:47,017
And she roles a three. (laughs)

1393
00:51:47,017 --> 00:51:48,457
- Okay! It's not a one!

1394
00:51:48,457 --> 00:51:50,677
- Not a one. Is G13 present
in this moment for Usha?

1395
00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:52,447
Or has she fully sealed him away?

1396
00:51:52,447 --> 00:51:56,504
- I think G13's trying
to butt in and be like,

1397
00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:59,321
"Take the Shadow Falcon Protocol
and run, you dumb bitch!"

1398
00:51:59,321 --> 00:52:00,766
(Ally laughs)

1399
00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:03,514
- Is this your first roll
after taking injury level?

1400
00:52:03,514 --> 00:52:04,514
- [Alex] Oh!

1401
00:52:05,949 --> 00:52:06,967
- You wanna send that back down the line?

1402
00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:07,800
- [Ally] Right.

1403
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:12,688
- Yeah, G13's fighting
to say, "This is stupid!

1404
00:52:12,688 --> 00:52:14,560
He's a fucking nerd!

1405
00:52:15,547 --> 00:52:18,276
Don't listen to his dumb bullshit!

1406
00:52:18,276 --> 00:52:20,917
That guy? Take it from me, a nerd!

1407
00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:22,867
That guy's a fucking nerd!"

1408
00:52:22,867 --> 00:52:26,407
And Usha says, "Shut up."

1409
00:52:26,407 --> 00:52:27,877
And she actually remembers

1410
00:52:27,877 --> 00:52:29,167
the thing that centers her the most,

1411
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:32,077
her granddaughter, Lisa,
one of many grandchildren,

1412
00:52:32,077 --> 00:52:33,667
the others who she's never mentioned,

1413
00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:36,217
and thinks of a time when her sweet Lisa

1414
00:52:36,217 --> 00:52:39,637
thought her little doll died

1415
00:52:39,637 --> 00:52:42,667
and poured a bunch of water
on it to resuscitate it.

1416
00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:45,847
And they all pretended,
"Yeah, now the doll's alive.

1417
00:52:45,847 --> 00:52:47,437
Good job, Lisa."

1418
00:52:47,437 --> 00:52:49,597
And how cute it was to
see that Lisa believed.

1419
00:52:49,597 --> 00:52:51,337
- Bring your boyfriend back.

1420
00:52:51,337 --> 00:52:52,170
- And then she thinks,

1421
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,464
"I wanna get a kiss."

1422
00:52:55,657 --> 00:52:57,394
And she rolls a five.

1423
00:52:57,394 --> 00:52:58,417
(Rekha laughs)

1424
00:52:58,417 --> 00:52:59,321
- [Brennan] Pass it on down.

1425
00:52:59,321 --> 00:53:00,277
- How cool!

1426
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:01,987
Think at home how cool would it have been.

1427
00:53:01,987 --> 00:53:03,134
- How cool would it have been.
- Think about it.

1428
00:53:03,134 --> 00:53:04,477
Get it in the comments,

1429
00:53:04,477 --> 00:53:06,427
how cool would that have
been, scale of one to 10.

1430
00:53:06,427 --> 00:53:08,077
- What is Dang thinking in this moment?

1431
00:53:08,077 --> 00:53:11,407
- I think Dang hears the word belief

1432
00:53:11,407 --> 00:53:15,407
and knows what a hypocrite would I be

1433
00:53:16,297 --> 00:53:19,290
if I didn't believe in something
that my friend believed in.

1434
00:53:20,137 --> 00:53:21,067
So he rolls.

1435
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,050
- [Brennan] Beautiful.

1436
00:53:23,527 --> 00:53:24,397
- [Jacob] That's a five.

1437
00:53:24,397 --> 00:53:25,237
- All right.

1438
00:53:25,237 --> 00:53:27,607
- Do you hear anything from
Greg Stocks in this moment

1439
00:53:27,607 --> 00:53:31,117
as you're pouring out the
vial of Adrenanoxinil?

1440
00:53:31,117 --> 00:53:33,066
- (classy British accent)
I've fucked an alien before.

1441
00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:34,915
(Brennan laughs)

1442
00:53:34,915 --> 00:53:35,993
- Yeah!

1443
00:53:35,993 --> 00:53:36,897
Yeah, sick!

1444
00:53:36,897 --> 00:53:38,567
- Believe!
- That's sick, yeah!

1445
00:53:38,567 --> 00:53:39,650
Fucking sick!

1446
00:53:40,526 --> 00:53:42,443
- Would you like to go?

1447
00:53:43,627 --> 00:53:45,217
- Yeah.
- Oh 'cause you don't believe,

1448
00:53:45,217 --> 00:53:46,504
so you're not rolling?

1449
00:53:46,504 --> 00:53:47,977
- I'm still working on it.

1450
00:53:47,977 --> 00:53:49,087
- Mm!
- Yeah.

1451
00:53:49,087 --> 00:53:50,707
- Liv may well not believe it's true.

1452
00:53:50,707 --> 00:53:52,567
What is Paula thinking in this moment?

1453
00:53:52,567 --> 00:53:55,434
- Paula is

1454
00:53:55,434 --> 00:53:56,858
coked out.

1455
00:53:56,858 --> 00:53:58,552
(Alex laughing)

1456
00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,357
- What?
- She did some cocaine.

1457
00:54:01,357 --> 00:54:02,437
- Oh, okay, okay.

1458
00:54:02,437 --> 00:54:05,377
- But more importantly, she is geeked up

1459
00:54:05,377 --> 00:54:08,617
on the thrill of a lifetime,

1460
00:54:08,617 --> 00:54:11,797
having accepted this as the excitement

1461
00:54:11,797 --> 00:54:14,977
that she needed in her life.

1462
00:54:14,977 --> 00:54:18,247
And sort of having seen how alone

1463
00:54:18,247 --> 00:54:22,480
Russell and Jennifer are in their lives,

1464
00:54:24,367 --> 00:54:26,744
she and Jack are sort of like,

1465
00:54:26,744 --> 00:54:29,407
"I don't need to choose that."

1466
00:54:29,407 --> 00:54:32,007
- Yeah, as you pour, go
ahead and give me your roll.

1467
00:54:34,687 --> 00:54:35,737
- 14.

1468
00:54:35,737 --> 00:54:36,577
- Okay.

1469
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:39,370
Does Jack say anything
in this moment to Paula?

1470
00:54:44,827 --> 00:54:45,977
- Great rack.

1471
00:54:45,977 --> 00:54:47,679
(exciting electric guitar)

1472
00:54:47,679 --> 00:54:48,817
- Sick.
- Wow.

1473
00:54:48,817 --> 00:54:50,380
Jack never changed.

1474
00:54:52,507 --> 00:54:54,808
- To his own body. (laughs)

1475
00:54:54,808 --> 00:54:56,557
- Sometimes you don't need a lot of words.

1476
00:54:56,557 --> 00:54:58,237
- [Brennan] You don't need a lot of words.

1477
00:54:58,237 --> 00:55:01,117
- Liv hears everyone's speeches,

1478
00:55:01,117 --> 00:55:06,117
sees everyone pour their
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate

1479
00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:09,481
onto Barsimmeon's grave,

1480
00:55:09,481 --> 00:55:11,827
(contemplative piano begins)

1481
00:55:11,827 --> 00:55:13,747
and maybe it's that Kingskin has gotten

1482
00:55:13,747 --> 00:55:15,610
a little too into Liv,

1483
00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:20,890
or maybe this was already inside
Liv out in the real world,

1484
00:55:22,897 --> 00:55:27,097
but she takes her
bottle, she rips it open,

1485
00:55:27,097 --> 00:55:29,935
she downs it and she runs.

1486
00:55:29,935 --> 00:55:32,244
(intense action music starts)
- Ooh, I love that!

1487
00:55:32,244 --> 00:55:34,744
- Oh my God!
- Fuck all of you!

1488
00:55:36,034 --> 00:55:39,427
I'm tired of doing
everything for everyone else!

1489
00:55:39,427 --> 00:55:40,387
This is for me!

1490
00:55:40,387 --> 00:55:42,307
I'll stay in this game, I don't care!

1491
00:55:42,307 --> 00:55:43,964
I'll figure it out!

1492
00:55:43,964 --> 00:55:46,702
I don't know this guy! Who is he?

1493
00:55:46,702 --> 00:55:49,117
(Brennan laughs)
- The love of my life!

1494
00:55:49,117 --> 00:55:50,042
- Sorry, Usha!

1495
00:55:51,411 --> 00:55:52,807
- Fuck!
- [Brennan] Fuck!

1496
00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:54,487
You tear off into the jungle.

1497
00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:55,627
Give me Stunts!

1498
00:55:55,627 --> 00:55:57,460
- This is not my good one.

1499
00:55:58,387 --> 00:56:00,127
- Can I do an opposed Brawl?

1500
00:56:00,127 --> 00:56:01,837
- Liv does take off.

1501
00:56:01,837 --> 00:56:03,427
But we're gonna see how fast she can run.

1502
00:56:03,427 --> 00:56:04,687
What's that?
- And I drank that.

1503
00:56:04,687 --> 00:56:07,987
- So everyone else has a
minus five to their roll.

1504
00:56:07,987 --> 00:56:09,730
So go ahead and gimme your
Stunts roll, first and foremost.

1505
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:12,490
- It's also my first roll after an injury.

1506
00:56:13,357 --> 00:56:16,837
Says seven. I'll blow that up.

1507
00:56:16,837 --> 00:56:18,547
- Okay, but also roll with advantage too,

1508
00:56:18,547 --> 00:56:21,000
just to see if you might blow
up naturally on your own.

1509
00:56:22,477 --> 00:56:25,254
- It's still a seven.
- [Brennan] Wow, then blow up.

1510
00:56:25,254 --> 00:56:26,234
Boom.
(loud explosion)

1511
00:56:26,234 --> 00:56:28,537
Okay, you explode. So that's an eight.

1512
00:56:28,537 --> 00:56:29,917
Now you're rolling a d10.

1513
00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:32,167
- I will also Duelist this.

1514
00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:33,124
- Now you're rolling d10.

1515
00:56:33,124 --> 00:56:34,540
You have an eight.

1516
00:56:36,817 --> 00:56:38,047
- Six.

1517
00:56:38,047 --> 00:56:40,087
- Okay, so that is a 14.

1518
00:56:40,087 --> 00:56:42,037
Go ahead and pass the
Box of Doom back to me.

1519
00:56:42,037 --> 00:56:46,627
So I am gonna need Stunts
checks from everybody.

1520
00:56:46,627 --> 00:56:49,117
And because of the Adrenanoxinil,

1521
00:56:49,117 --> 00:56:52,360
you're actually gonna need to
roll a 19 on your Stunt check.

1522
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,413
- 19.
- Nice! (gasps)

1523
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,257
- Wow.
- Mine was on a fucking

1524
00:56:57,257 --> 00:56:59,330
nat 20 for two seconds.

1525
00:56:59,330 --> 00:57:00,163
- Ooh!
- Okay.

1526
00:57:00,163 --> 00:57:01,807
- Ooh. Just a one.

1527
00:57:01,807 --> 00:57:03,067
- Uh, but?

1528
00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:04,537
- No, I'm not gonna fuck with it.

1529
00:57:04,537 --> 00:57:06,517
- Oh, you're gonna accept it.
- You accept it?

1530
00:57:06,517 --> 00:57:10,717
- I think Dang sees
validity in Liv's argument.

1531
00:57:10,717 --> 00:57:12,427
- Yeah. Take six Turbo Tokens.

1532
00:57:12,427 --> 00:57:14,373
'Cause on a one, you accept the roll.

1533
00:57:14,373 --> 00:57:16,117
- Okay, thank you.

1534
00:57:16,117 --> 00:57:18,187
- For those that fail, go ahead
and take two Turbo Tokens.

1535
00:57:18,187 --> 00:57:19,687
Liv takes off.

1536
00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:22,777
Russell, you tear off, and you see, Liv,

1537
00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:25,747
even with the Adrenanoxinil,
Jennifer Drips pulls up

1538
00:57:25,747 --> 00:57:28,717
alongside you, keeping
pace in this moment.

1539
00:57:28,717 --> 00:57:32,737
You two are alone in the
jungle here in this moment.

1540
00:57:32,737 --> 00:57:35,437
Liv as you feel the
Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate

1541
00:57:35,437 --> 00:57:39,097
filling your veins, you're
like, you see all of this,

1542
00:57:39,097 --> 00:57:41,317
all this world is open to you,

1543
00:57:41,317 --> 00:57:43,597
everyone's pouring it out
for Barsimmeon's sake,

1544
00:57:43,597 --> 00:57:45,547
everyone's expecting you
to do the right thing,

1545
00:57:45,547 --> 00:57:47,677
expecting you to do what you need to do.

1546
00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:50,707
And that completely silent expectation

1547
00:57:50,707 --> 00:57:52,957
that you're just gonna play along

1548
00:57:52,957 --> 00:57:57,667
is mixing with this wild
adrenaline chemical in your body.

1549
00:57:57,667 --> 00:58:00,307
Everything is just hot and red,

1550
00:58:00,307 --> 00:58:02,227
it's overstimulated, so much information.

1551
00:58:02,227 --> 00:58:04,987
And Jennifer, you whip
into this jungle clearing

1552
00:58:04,987 --> 00:58:06,520
alongside Kingskin.

1553
00:58:07,627 --> 00:58:09,457
- Just leave me alone, Russell!

1554
00:58:09,457 --> 00:58:10,687
- I can't, I can't!

1555
00:58:10,687 --> 00:58:12,457
I'm not alone anymore!

1556
00:58:13,837 --> 00:58:16,357
I've decided that's not my thing!

1557
00:58:16,357 --> 00:58:18,927
- Well, just leave me alone right now!

1558
00:58:18,927 --> 00:58:22,417
I don't wanna go back to my life, okay?

1559
00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:25,027
I don't wanna go to Stanford!

1560
00:58:25,027 --> 00:58:28,627
I didn't even make the
deadline to accept anyway!

1561
00:58:28,627 --> 00:58:32,650
- What? You can just say
it got lost in the mail.

1562
00:58:34,267 --> 00:58:36,500
- I guess I could try that.
- You could totally just lie.

1563
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:37,403
- No, no!

1564
00:58:37,403 --> 00:58:41,437
I only applied because,
I don't know, just,

1565
00:58:41,437 --> 00:58:42,907
I don't know what I want!

1566
00:58:42,907 --> 00:58:45,307
I've never stopped to listen
to what I actually want,

1567
00:58:45,307 --> 00:58:47,507
it's just what everybody
else wants from me!

1568
00:58:49,207 --> 00:58:52,211
- Yeah, okay. That makes a lot of sense.

1569
00:58:52,211 --> 00:58:53,464
I don't think-
- Do you keep running?

1570
00:58:53,464 --> 00:58:54,671
- Oh, I stopped. I stopped.

1571
00:58:54,671 --> 00:58:55,845
- Oh, you stopped. Okay.
- I just stopped

1572
00:58:55,845 --> 00:58:56,678
and I bent over.
- And then I stopped

1573
00:58:56,678 --> 00:58:58,117
'cause I was like, "Well,
you sounded like you had

1574
00:58:58,117 --> 00:58:59,989
something to say."
- I just (coughs),

1575
00:58:59,989 --> 00:59:02,347
oh God, I kind of pulled a hammy.

1576
00:59:02,347 --> 00:59:04,349
- Kingskin knows he
could just keep running,

1577
00:59:04,349 --> 00:59:06,173
but is like, "Okay."

1578
00:59:06,173 --> 00:59:09,310
- Okay, look, I totally get that.

1579
00:59:10,327 --> 00:59:13,087
I think a lot of us are
kind of facing our demons

1580
00:59:13,087 --> 00:59:16,987
in this nasty little VHS, so I agree.

1581
00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:19,057
The thought of going back to my apartment

1582
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:21,457
and seeing the fact that
I just have string cheese

1583
00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:24,157
in the fridge is gonna haunt me.

1584
00:59:24,157 --> 00:59:26,407
I'm thinking about moving.

1585
00:59:26,407 --> 00:59:28,327
- Oh, well, what if you move somewhere new

1586
00:59:28,327 --> 00:59:29,917
and it still feels like that?

1587
00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:31,594
Sorry.
- Damn, that's so-

1588
00:59:31,594 --> 00:59:33,160
No, that's great. That's great.

1589
00:59:34,297 --> 00:59:35,672
- No, just, okay.

1590
00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:36,784
You could still stay in your place

1591
00:59:36,784 --> 00:59:38,797
and just make it different.

1592
00:59:38,797 --> 00:59:41,077
- I guess, yeah, well, same advice to you.

1593
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:44,641
I guess we could just, we don't
have to go home right away.

1594
00:59:44,641 --> 00:59:46,777
You know? I think we can get
all of our ducks in a row,

1595
00:59:46,777 --> 00:59:47,887
we could find Dave.

1596
00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:49,807
That fucking asshole is
somehow the president.

1597
00:59:49,807 --> 00:59:51,954
I more just wanna be able to kill him.

1598
00:59:51,954 --> 00:59:54,637
- 'Cause everyone's gonna be so mad at me.

1599
00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:56,107
I can't go back to the group.

1600
00:59:56,107 --> 00:59:59,080
I can't go back to the real world.

1601
01:00:00,550 --> 01:00:04,177
I burned the bridges, so
I just have to go, okay?

1602
01:00:04,177 --> 01:00:07,177
- That's really interesting
'cause that's what you just did.

1603
01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:10,327
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you just like

1604
01:00:10,327 --> 01:00:13,777
stepped on Wendell's funeral procession.

1605
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,997
I mean, I think maybe you're just so used

1606
01:00:15,997 --> 01:00:17,377
to being the bridge burner

1607
01:00:17,377 --> 01:00:19,207
that that's where you
feel most comfortable,

1608
01:00:19,207 --> 01:00:22,657
but you can break that cycle anytime.

1609
01:00:22,657 --> 01:00:24,247
- No.
- Yeah!

1610
01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:26,017
- No, they all hate me!

1611
01:00:26,017 --> 01:00:27,547
- No, no, no.

1612
01:00:27,547 --> 01:00:29,557
I seriously, I think every one of us

1613
01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:31,897
was thinking about maybe
just drinking it instead

1614
01:00:31,897 --> 01:00:34,087
and then somehow by the grace of God

1615
01:00:34,087 --> 01:00:35,437
none of us did but you,

1616
01:00:35,437 --> 01:00:38,557
I think everyone will
really understand you.

1617
01:00:38,557 --> 01:00:40,537
I stuck my finger and I tasted some of it,

1618
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,337
so really I just poured all of it,

1619
01:00:42,337 --> 01:00:44,614
but like a little bit on Barsimmeon.

1620
01:00:44,614 --> 01:00:45,964
- But what if I keep going?

1621
01:00:46,867 --> 01:00:49,587
- You can run, you could
just run in this jungle

1622
01:00:49,587 --> 01:00:50,977
in a VHS tape.

1623
01:00:50,977 --> 01:00:52,270
This is fake.

1624
01:00:53,129 --> 01:00:55,417
You might feel like you're escaping,

1625
01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:59,017
but your life is just
on stand-still at home.

1626
01:00:59,017 --> 01:01:00,277
It's just waiting there for you.

1627
01:01:00,277 --> 01:01:03,223
Nothing you do here is
gonna make that go away.

1628
01:01:03,223 --> 01:01:06,007
- I don't wanna go home.

1629
01:01:06,007 --> 01:01:07,407
- That makes a lot of sense.

1630
01:01:08,547 --> 01:01:10,747
- Do you really think they'll be okay?

1631
01:01:10,747 --> 01:01:12,697
- I really think you can apologize

1632
01:01:12,697 --> 01:01:14,017
and they'll totally be okay.

1633
01:01:14,017 --> 01:01:16,480
- You don't think a whole
arc needs to happen?

1634
01:01:17,887 --> 01:01:19,000
- You know, I mean,

1635
01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:22,447
the journey that you've
been on has been heroic.

1636
01:01:22,447 --> 01:01:24,847
- Can I tell you something, Russell?

1637
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,740
Stealing doesn't even feel that good.

1638
01:01:28,717 --> 01:01:30,337
I thought I was here as Kingskin

1639
01:01:30,337 --> 01:01:34,507
to learn that like, I don't
know, be bi, do crime, whatever.

1640
01:01:34,507 --> 01:01:35,797
- [Ally] Yeah.

1641
01:01:35,797 --> 01:01:39,307
- But I think maybe only
do crime if you want to.

1642
01:01:39,307 --> 01:01:42,397
- Yeah, I'm doing a
lot of work with myself

1643
01:01:42,397 --> 01:01:46,447
around defiance compliance.

1644
01:01:46,447 --> 01:01:48,127
You might think that you can comply

1645
01:01:48,127 --> 01:01:49,687
and do everything the right way,

1646
01:01:49,687 --> 01:01:53,407
but that just hikes up the
defiance in crazy ways.

1647
01:01:53,407 --> 01:01:55,217
Before you know it, you're stealing

1648
01:01:56,497 --> 01:01:59,737
money from the people that you love

1649
01:01:59,737 --> 01:02:02,382
or whatever you were talking about.

1650
01:02:02,382 --> 01:02:04,417
(sentimental music starts)

1651
01:02:04,417 --> 01:02:05,257
- We're both crying.

1652
01:02:05,257 --> 01:02:07,297
- Yeah, Russell's totally crying.

1653
01:02:07,297 --> 01:02:10,657
I stole from my grandma
when I was really young.

1654
01:02:10,657 --> 01:02:11,737
I stole from her.

1655
01:02:11,737 --> 01:02:12,847
- I did that too.

1656
01:02:12,847 --> 01:02:13,680
- Shit.

1657
01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:16,237
- She didn't even...

1658
01:02:16,237 --> 01:02:17,407
I was like, "She doesn't need it,"

1659
01:02:17,407 --> 01:02:19,447
but then she was looking for it.

1660
01:02:19,447 --> 01:02:21,967
- She was looking for it for so long!

1661
01:02:21,967 --> 01:02:24,947
- She was gonna give it to
me anyway for my birthday

1662
01:02:24,947 --> 01:02:26,737
and I took that from her!

1663
01:02:26,737 --> 01:02:29,947
- I gave my grandmother $1,000
the week before we came-

1664
01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:34,610
I'm sorry, this is such an
insane side plot. (laughs)

1665
01:02:35,497 --> 01:02:37,144
- That's really nice.
- Yeah.

1666
01:02:37,144 --> 01:02:39,280
No, yeah, I love my grandma so much, dude.

1667
01:02:40,927 --> 01:02:43,117
Should we get back there, or like?

1668
01:02:43,117 --> 01:02:45,127
- I really don't want to.

1669
01:02:45,127 --> 01:02:47,377
Okay, I'll come with you.
- Okay.

1670
01:02:47,377 --> 01:02:50,437
- Yeah, I'm still like really amped up.

1671
01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:51,817
- Yeah, you were crying

1672
01:02:51,817 --> 01:02:53,911
kind of extra hard.
- You want me to carry you?

1673
01:02:53,911 --> 01:02:55,244
- I'd love that.

1674
01:02:56,395 --> 01:02:59,000
Russell gets in full fetal position

1675
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,777
and he's just looking
at the trees pass above.

1676
01:03:01,777 --> 01:03:03,937
- How are you coming back
from this interaction

1677
01:03:03,937 --> 01:03:05,917
carrying Jennifer?

1678
01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:07,867
- That was so nice.

1679
01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:09,217
I'm so glad we got to talk.

1680
01:03:10,734 --> 01:03:11,947
- Really nice.

1681
01:03:11,947 --> 01:03:13,330
- Hi everyone, I'm baby.

1682
01:03:14,467 --> 01:03:16,297
- And I'm daddy.

1683
01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:17,395
- You're back!

1684
01:03:17,395 --> 01:03:18,637
(Ally laughs)

1685
01:03:18,637 --> 01:03:20,077
- [Brennan] Kingskin arrives back in camp

1686
01:03:20,077 --> 01:03:21,700
with Jennifer Drips in his arms.

1687
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,257
- Baby Jennifer.
- Baby Jennifer.

1688
01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:27,097
- I gently place Jennifer
back down on the ground.

1689
01:03:27,097 --> 01:03:27,930
- (quietly) Ow.

1690
01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:32,740
- I look at everyone, but I face Wendell.

1691
01:03:33,607 --> 01:03:34,750
I'm sorry.

1692
01:03:35,827 --> 01:03:37,447
I'm sorry I didn't believe in your plan.

1693
01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,976
I'm sorry I ruined it.

1694
01:03:38,976 --> 01:03:41,168
(tender guitar strumming)

1695
01:03:41,168 --> 01:03:45,380
- It's okay, it was a dumb idea anyway.

1696
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:47,827
- No, no, it wasn't dumb.

1697
01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,344
It wasn't dumb, I just...

1698
01:03:52,970 --> 01:03:54,727
I think I needed to feel what it felt like

1699
01:03:54,727 --> 01:03:56,107
to be completely alone,

1700
01:03:59,832 --> 01:04:02,151
and it wasn't what I wanted.

1701
01:04:02,151 --> 01:04:03,818
- Yeah, that's cool.

1702
01:04:09,617 --> 01:04:10,627
It is dumb.

1703
01:04:10,627 --> 01:04:14,347
It's dumb, I don't know
why being in a video tape

1704
01:04:14,347 --> 01:04:16,597
would make me think I'm
any less of a fucking loser

1705
01:04:16,597 --> 01:04:17,824
than I already am.
- No!

1706
01:04:17,824 --> 01:04:20,224
- No, it's great.
- [Alex] Wendell, no!

1707
01:04:21,487 --> 01:04:23,800
Liv is gonna kiss Wendell to shut him up.

1708
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,892
(everyone gasps)

1709
01:04:24,892 --> 01:04:25,725
- Whoa!

1710
01:04:26,977 --> 01:04:29,736
(all laughing)
- Toxica!

1711
01:04:29,736 --> 01:04:31,803
- Not because she wants to.

1712
01:04:31,803 --> 01:04:33,361
(Alex laughing)

1713
01:04:33,361 --> 01:04:35,497
- Toxica!

1714
01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:39,572
By the way, also, you are
absolutely 'roid raging right now.

1715
01:04:39,572 --> 01:04:42,123
- You are 'roid raging.
- He doesn't know that!

1716
01:04:42,123 --> 01:04:43,614
- That's why it's toxic!

1717
01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,487
- Okay, sorry for being toxic!

1718
01:04:45,487 --> 01:04:47,154
- No! Do your thing!

1719
01:04:48,399 --> 01:04:49,232
You're a high schooler!

1720
01:04:49,232 --> 01:04:52,127
- Girl, make a mess, Liv!

1721
01:04:52,127 --> 01:04:55,229
- Okay, sorry, I want hear the
rest of what you were saying.

1722
01:04:55,229 --> 01:04:57,896
(Ally laughing)

1723
01:04:59,024 --> 01:05:01,657
Sorry. She pulls back from the kiss.

1724
01:05:01,657 --> 01:05:02,800
What were you saying?

1725
01:05:03,907 --> 01:05:05,320
- I forgot.

1726
01:05:09,397 --> 01:05:11,737
- Did you feel any of the Adrenanoxinil?

1727
01:05:13,038 --> 01:05:15,787
- Gimme one last roll.

1728
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,460
- A French kiss for
Adrenanoxinil in your system.

1729
01:05:19,297 --> 01:05:20,497
- Pass this over.

1730
01:05:20,497 --> 01:05:21,847
Gimme one last roll.

1731
01:05:21,847 --> 01:05:23,520
- Was there tongue?
- A little bit.

1732
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,480
(Rekha gasps)

1733
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,497
- Beginnings of tongue.

1734
01:05:26,497 --> 01:05:29,737
- For that sixth vial, one last d20 roll.

1735
01:05:29,737 --> 01:05:31,634
Nat one or nat 20.

1736
01:05:31,634 --> 01:05:33,534
(suspenseful Box of Doom music)

1737
01:05:33,534 --> 01:05:34,367
- Okay.

1738
01:05:36,698 --> 01:05:37,531
17.

1739
01:05:38,372 --> 01:05:40,117
- Go ahead and pass it back.

1740
01:05:40,117 --> 01:05:43,177
You feel the Adrenanoxinil on your lips.

1741
01:05:43,177 --> 01:05:45,547
You look to the place in the ground.

1742
01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:50,547
You wonder if this plan
ever could have worked,

1743
01:05:50,827 --> 01:05:54,817
if Barsimmeon could have come
back, would he have come back?

1744
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,430
But that belief has to
count for something.

1745
01:05:58,597 --> 01:06:02,047
Looking here, you look around
to the four Warrior Kings

1746
01:06:02,047 --> 01:06:05,587
covered in beans, weeping so
hard that their bodies shake

1747
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:06,887
with the effort of crying.

1748
01:06:08,377 --> 01:06:12,607
You see Tony the Jaguar lying down,

1749
01:06:12,607 --> 01:06:14,587
pawing at the saddle wrapped around him,

1750
01:06:14,587 --> 01:06:15,457
trying to get it off.

1751
01:06:15,457 --> 01:06:17,545
He's a jaguar, not a horse.

1752
01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:19,117
- Mm.

1753
01:06:19,117 --> 01:06:21,187
- He's going through his own stuff.

1754
01:06:21,187 --> 01:06:26,170
- You look and you weren't
able to resurrect Barsimmeon.

1755
01:06:27,127 --> 01:06:28,390
Can I see the dog tags?

1756
01:06:33,277 --> 01:06:36,727
Russell, feeling these in your hands

1757
01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:39,040
as the Adrenanoxinil
seeps into the ground,

1758
01:06:40,087 --> 01:06:44,620
the ground begins to
glow, that X shimmering,

1759
01:06:45,607 --> 01:06:47,977
and you feel that these
dog tags begin to become

1760
01:06:47,977 --> 01:06:49,390
hot to the touch.

1761
01:06:51,157 --> 01:06:54,217
Wendell, at the height of your belief,

1762
01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:59,217
you thought there was a way
to bring Barsimmeon back.

1763
01:07:00,097 --> 01:07:05,097
At the height of your badassness,
you wanted there to be

1764
01:07:06,727 --> 01:07:09,067
the person that was
your guide in this place

1765
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:12,007
to come back and continue to guide you,

1766
01:07:12,007 --> 01:07:14,004
to remove you from this world,

1767
01:07:14,004 --> 01:07:16,450
to get you back to Lake
Elsinore and back home.

1768
01:07:17,827 --> 01:07:21,457
But that's not the lesson of this place.

1769
01:07:21,457 --> 01:07:22,897
This plan could never work,

1770
01:07:22,897 --> 01:07:26,647
not because things here are impossible,

1771
01:07:26,647 --> 01:07:28,807
but because the things that are possible

1772
01:07:28,807 --> 01:07:30,040
have to do with you.

1773
01:07:32,227 --> 01:07:35,557
Russell, looking at that
glowing X in the ground,

1774
01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:39,007
you see Tony the Jaguar
stand up on his hind legs

1775
01:07:39,007 --> 01:07:40,510
and begin to sing.

1776
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,137
(Izzy and Alex laugh)

1777
01:07:44,137 --> 01:07:47,587
No, no, the moment is
beautiful and it's not funny.

1778
01:07:47,587 --> 01:07:48,937
- [Izzy] No.

1779
01:07:48,937 --> 01:07:52,660
- He begins to sing, the Warrior
Kings harmonize with him.

1780
01:07:54,007 --> 01:07:57,065
The dog tags in your hand

1781
01:07:57,065 --> 01:07:58,848
blow up. Take two injury levels.

1782
01:07:58,848 --> 01:08:02,647
- What? What the fuck!
(all laughing)

1783
01:08:02,647 --> 01:08:07,647
- And Wendell, looking at
Liv, Vic looking at Kingskin,

1784
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,420
the Adrenanoxinil touching
your lips, your first kiss,

1785
01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:16,464
and you feel the dynamite
in your hand glow.

1786
01:08:18,337 --> 01:08:20,107
And you look at it.

1787
01:08:20,107 --> 01:08:22,927
And in between the sticks of dynamite,

1788
01:08:22,927 --> 01:08:27,927
you see, as these names
were on the dog tags here,

1789
01:08:28,537 --> 01:08:31,507
written along with the
serial numbers on the casings

1790
01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,280
you see the name Damian Bane.

1791
01:08:34,177 --> 01:08:38,293
You are the new keeper of
"Never Stop Blowing Up."

1792
01:08:38,293 --> 01:08:39,847
('80s party techno music)

1793
01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:40,847
- All hail the king.

1794
01:08:43,657 --> 01:08:46,352
- I remember the first king.

1795
01:08:46,352 --> 01:08:49,975
(Ally scoffs)
- What?

1796
01:08:49,975 --> 01:08:51,312
Huh?
(all laughing)

1797
01:08:51,312 --> 01:08:52,521
What does that mean, Usha?

1798
01:08:52,521 --> 01:08:55,087
I need answers.

1799
01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:56,951
- A monarchy is when there's-

1800
01:08:56,951 --> 01:08:58,177
- No, I know what a monarchy is.

1801
01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,767
What do you mean by the first king?

1802
01:08:59,767 --> 01:09:01,529
Of what?
- Huh?

1803
01:09:01,529 --> 01:09:02,557
- Okay.

1804
01:09:02,557 --> 01:09:03,700
- Congrats, Wendell.

1805
01:09:05,347 --> 01:09:07,837
This is a big moment for you.
Do you feel any different?

1806
01:09:07,837 --> 01:09:11,047
- Barsimmeon had mentioned
that he discovered this tape,

1807
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,537
and I think Wendell
back in the video store,

1808
01:09:13,537 --> 01:09:14,887
like, you were the person who kind of

1809
01:09:14,887 --> 01:09:17,587
cared about movies the most.

1810
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:18,637
And I think you feel that moment

1811
01:09:18,637 --> 01:09:20,887
of relating to your
brothers and your father,

1812
01:09:20,887 --> 01:09:23,347
wanting that recognition.

1813
01:09:23,347 --> 01:09:25,447
When you want recognition,

1814
01:09:25,447 --> 01:09:27,907
you are saying that there
is something in yourself

1815
01:09:27,907 --> 01:09:30,367
that you need the external approval of,

1816
01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:32,677
and wanting Barsimmeon to come back,

1817
01:09:32,677 --> 01:09:33,787
maybe it could have happened,

1818
01:09:33,787 --> 01:09:35,647
maybe there was some world
where he could be resurrected,

1819
01:09:35,647 --> 01:09:38,047
but life goes on.

1820
01:09:38,047 --> 01:09:40,027
The movie continues.

1821
01:09:40,027 --> 01:09:41,140
It needs a new keeper.

1822
01:09:42,337 --> 01:09:43,417
Feeling this dynamite,

1823
01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:44,587
you know that you have the ability

1824
01:09:44,587 --> 01:09:46,747
to get everybody back
to Dave's Video World

1825
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:48,307
if you can get Dave.

1826
01:09:48,307 --> 01:09:50,360
- You could come back whenever you want.

1827
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,549
- Yeah. Okay.
- That's crazy.

1828
01:09:52,549 --> 01:09:56,197
- Okay, we'll get Dave's
punk ass outta here.

1829
01:09:56,197 --> 01:09:58,357
- Yeah.
- Go back home,

1830
01:09:58,357 --> 01:10:01,807
and then come back here whenever we want.

1831
01:10:01,807 --> 01:10:03,907
If we want.

1832
01:10:03,907 --> 01:10:07,747
And direct eye contact with Kingskin.

1833
01:10:07,747 --> 01:10:08,827
This doesn't have to end here,

1834
01:10:08,827 --> 01:10:12,067
we just have to make sure
we're doing it on our terms.

1835
01:10:12,067 --> 01:10:13,724
- Tony the Jaguar looks out and says,

1836
01:10:13,724 --> 01:10:15,248
"Time is running short."

1837
01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:16,897
- What?
- You speak English now?

1838
01:10:16,897 --> 01:10:20,467
- Your time here in the
rainforest has come to an end.

1839
01:10:20,467 --> 01:10:22,447
We must make our way to the various-

1840
01:10:22,447 --> 01:10:23,737
Yes, question?

1841
01:10:23,737 --> 01:10:25,327
- I completely agree.

1842
01:10:25,327 --> 01:10:29,497
Before we leave, should we
scoop up a bunch of this mud

1843
01:10:29,497 --> 01:10:31,267
so that we can wipe it on ourselves

1844
01:10:31,267 --> 01:10:33,021
before facing Dave?
- Let's wipe ourselves

1845
01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:33,921
with mud.
- [Izzy] I'll eat the mud.

1846
01:10:33,921 --> 01:10:35,774
- I'm gonna eat mud.
- You guys are gonna eat it?

1847
01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:36,607
- I'll eat it.
- Yeah.

1848
01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:38,807
- Okay, all right.
- I can also kiss everybody.

1849
01:10:38,807 --> 01:10:40,106
- Yeah.

1850
01:10:40,106 --> 01:10:41,797
(all laughing)

1851
01:10:41,797 --> 01:10:43,916
I start kissing everybody.

1852
01:10:43,916 --> 01:10:45,517
Oh, we've been through so much!

1853
01:10:45,517 --> 01:10:47,977
- You have to file this with HR.

1854
01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,690
- I dip G13.

1855
01:10:51,187 --> 01:10:52,357
- Great.

1856
01:10:52,357 --> 01:10:54,407
Everyone eats dirt and kisses each other.

1857
01:10:56,107 --> 01:10:57,914
- And Tony says what?

1858
01:10:57,914 --> 01:10:59,771
- (sassy) And Tony says what?

1859
01:10:59,771 --> 01:11:00,967
(Brennan laughing)

1860
01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:02,887
- What's he got to say?

1861
01:11:02,887 --> 01:11:05,287
- You see Tony says, "Are
me and the Warrior Kings

1862
01:11:05,287 --> 01:11:07,297
allowed to join in this,
or is it just for you?"

1863
01:11:07,297 --> 01:11:10,187
- Yes!
- I kiss the jaguar.

1864
01:11:10,187 --> 01:11:11,790
I dip the jaguar.

1865
01:11:11,790 --> 01:11:13,000
You're so cute!

1866
01:11:14,497 --> 01:11:16,587
- Got fucking hooks on his tongue.

1867
01:11:16,587 --> 01:11:19,556
Yeah. Yeah.
- You're so freaking cute!

1868
01:11:19,556 --> 01:11:20,617
- Great.
- Hey, girlie!

1869
01:11:20,617 --> 01:11:23,467
- The Warrior Kings, the
jaguar, and all of you

1870
01:11:23,467 --> 01:11:25,057
make out and eat dirt.

1871
01:11:25,057 --> 01:11:29,770
- And take a moment in between
this to say to Wendell,

1872
01:11:31,117 --> 01:11:32,470
I meant it with you.

1873
01:11:33,847 --> 01:11:36,487
- Thank you. I meant it too.

1874
01:11:36,487 --> 01:11:38,907
- [Brennan] Great.
- And then we each go back.

1875
01:11:38,907 --> 01:11:40,188
- Great, you each go back.

1876
01:11:40,188 --> 01:11:42,067
You eat all the dirt.

1877
01:11:42,067 --> 01:11:45,247
- So we're eating the dirt
that Barsimmeon's bloody body

1878
01:11:45,247 --> 01:11:46,237
was buried in?

1879
01:11:46,237 --> 01:11:48,097
- Uh-huh.
- Also, it's easy to go down

1880
01:11:48,097 --> 01:11:50,107
'cause a lot of the beans spilled on it.

1881
01:11:50,107 --> 01:11:51,491
So there's beans and molasses.

1882
01:11:51,491 --> 01:11:54,320
- Oh my god, this is heaven!
- Yummy, yummy, yummy,

1883
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,815
I got death in my tummy.

1884
01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:56,857
(all laughing)
- Exactly!

1885
01:11:56,857 --> 01:11:58,207
- There's also cocaine.
- Yeah.

1886
01:11:58,207 --> 01:11:59,917
- [Brennan] You guys do a bunch of coke.

1887
01:11:59,917 --> 01:12:01,687
- I eat the tracker by accident.

1888
01:12:01,687 --> 01:12:02,917
- Though we do need the-

1889
01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:05,310
I guess if it's just the bag.
- Which part, is it the tape

1890
01:12:05,310 --> 01:12:06,309
that we need?
- I know.

1891
01:12:06,309 --> 01:12:08,425
- Yeah, which part of this gets you home?

1892
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:10,087
- It's probably the tape, yeah.

1893
01:12:10,087 --> 01:12:13,357
- Now, with all of that
being said and done,

1894
01:12:13,357 --> 01:12:17,587
you guys all get minus
five to all difficulties

1895
01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:20,937
from the Adrenanoxinil until...

1896
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:21,817
- 'Cause we ate the dirt?

1897
01:12:21,817 --> 01:12:25,417
- Because you ate the dirt,
you get minus 5 to all of that

1898
01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:26,532
until the end of the scene.

1899
01:12:26,532 --> 01:12:28,687
- I knew! I knew!
- Which is right now.

1900
01:12:28,687 --> 01:12:31,147
- That's why I was trying
to collect it and save it!

1901
01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:33,547
All right, so we just kissed really hard.

1902
01:12:33,547 --> 01:12:37,477
- Kiss really hard.
- It's all bone. Chin bone.

1903
01:12:37,477 --> 01:12:39,127
- Like our lips are swollen?

1904
01:12:39,127 --> 01:12:40,327
- Yeah! (laughs)

1905
01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:41,197
- [Brennan] Let me be clear.

1906
01:12:41,197 --> 01:12:43,657
You got in a huge fight, ate
a bunch of dirt, made out,

1907
01:12:43,657 --> 01:12:45,697
poured out your bottles, jaguar can talk,

1908
01:12:45,697 --> 01:12:48,427
Warrior Kings covered in
beans, you guys take off.

1909
01:12:48,427 --> 01:12:50,597
- [Ally] Incredible.
- This is a good movie.

1910
01:12:50,597 --> 01:12:52,207
(all laughing)

1911
01:12:52,207 --> 01:12:53,527
- I'd like to be in my mech suit

1912
01:12:53,527 --> 01:12:55,567
and use machine guns to fly.

1913
01:12:55,567 --> 01:12:57,757
- Incredible, so you're in your mech suit.

1914
01:12:57,757 --> 01:12:58,777
Firing straight down,

1915
01:12:58,777 --> 01:13:01,477
the force of the bullets
impacting on the ground

1916
01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:03,517
propels you skyward

1917
01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:08,517
as you race from the center
of Brazil to North America,

1918
01:13:08,947 --> 01:13:13,117
leaving a line of bullets
cutting straight across

1919
01:13:13,117 --> 01:13:15,220
the southern and northern hemisphere.

1920
01:13:16,357 --> 01:13:19,177
Everyone that is hit by
this bullet is a bad guy.

1921
01:13:19,177 --> 01:13:20,340
- Deserved.
- Incredible.

1922
01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:21,173
- Can we bring the jaguar?

1923
01:13:21,173 --> 01:13:24,637
- Can I call on a criminal
to give me a vehicle?

1924
01:13:24,637 --> 01:13:25,597
- Yeah, for sure.

1925
01:13:25,597 --> 01:13:27,667
Skidding into the clearing,

1926
01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:30,667
you see that Kirk, the guy who
you had in your first scene,

1927
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:31,867
skids in with a hot rod.

1928
01:13:31,867 --> 01:13:32,947
"What's up, boss?"

1929
01:13:32,947 --> 01:13:35,064
- Kirk! Good to see you.

1930
01:13:35,064 --> 01:13:36,577
- Good to see you too. Want a whip?

1931
01:13:36,577 --> 01:13:38,931
- Yes, sir.
- All right. I'll walk home.

1932
01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:39,764
- Oh no! (laughs)
- And you see he takes off

1933
01:13:39,764 --> 01:13:40,597
into the jungle.

1934
01:13:40,597 --> 01:13:43,177
Machine gun flying,
stealth bomber, jaguar.

1935
01:13:43,177 --> 01:13:45,037
You've got a car with enough seats

1936
01:13:45,037 --> 01:13:46,416
for the people that are here.

1937
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:47,557
Oh, you got a Jeep!

1938
01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:50,017
- We got a Jeep and we
have another fire plane.

1939
01:13:50,017 --> 01:13:51,037
- Stealth bomber. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1940
01:13:51,037 --> 01:13:52,657
I'm gonna fly with Wendell.

1941
01:13:52,657 --> 01:13:53,779
- [Brennan] Okay, you're with Wendell.

1942
01:13:53,779 --> 01:13:55,417
- And the jaguar.
- And the jaguar.

1943
01:13:55,417 --> 01:13:57,337
- I can drive the Jeep.
- Great!

1944
01:13:57,337 --> 01:13:59,947
Usha takes the Jeep.
You guys get outta here.

1945
01:13:59,947 --> 01:14:01,987
- So I'm just by myself in this hot rod?

1946
01:14:01,987 --> 01:14:04,837
So people are mad?
(all laughing)

1947
01:14:04,837 --> 01:14:06,463
- Where are you all headed to?

1948
01:14:06,463 --> 01:14:07,380
- Washington DC.

1949
01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:09,637
- Washington D-fucking-C.
- The steps with Lincoln's

1950
01:14:09,637 --> 01:14:10,807
big body.

1951
01:14:10,807 --> 01:14:13,387
- Washington District of Columbia.

1952
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:15,482
- Incredible.
- To the Qdoba.

1953
01:14:15,482 --> 01:14:20,482
(Ify laughing)
- To 1600 Pennsylvania Qdoba.

1954
01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:22,114
- Right to the Qdoba.

1955
01:14:22,114 --> 01:14:24,607
- And I'm gonna say the Jeep drives

1956
01:14:24,607 --> 01:14:28,537
and the hot rod both
drive into a massive net.

1957
01:14:28,537 --> 01:14:31,057
The net is hooked to the stealth bomber,

1958
01:14:31,057 --> 01:14:33,337
and then flying covered behind them

1959
01:14:33,337 --> 01:14:36,997
with the machine gun jets is the mech.

1960
01:14:36,997 --> 01:14:40,627
And you guys take off flying
from the Amazon rainforest

1961
01:14:40,627 --> 01:14:44,347
streaking north towards Washington DC,

1962
01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:49,117
the District of Columbia, as
fast as your jets and mechs

1963
01:14:49,117 --> 01:14:52,507
and Jeeps and hot rods
and jaguars can take you,

1964
01:14:52,507 --> 01:14:55,837
and skid to the Washington Mall.

1965
01:14:55,837 --> 01:14:57,096
- Gosh, I've never been here before.

1966
01:14:57,096 --> 01:14:57,967
(Ally gasps)

1967
01:14:57,967 --> 01:14:59,077
- Me neither!
(Izzy gasps)

1968
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,054
Maybe we should do a little tour.

1969
01:15:01,054 --> 01:15:01,887
Ah!
- Ah!

1970
01:15:01,887 --> 01:15:04,387
- Should we all get
dressed up a little fancier

1971
01:15:04,387 --> 01:15:06,757
so that we can walk
through the Oval Office?

1972
01:15:06,757 --> 01:15:09,604
- I think we should suit up.
- Suit up.

1973
01:15:09,604 --> 01:15:12,787
- [Brennan] Arriving in
our nation's capital,

1974
01:15:12,787 --> 01:15:16,417
the Reflecting Pool, the Washington Mall,

1975
01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:17,560
the Lincoln Memorial.

1976
01:15:18,796 --> 01:15:23,437
♪ O say, does that star-spangled ♪

1977
01:15:23,437 --> 01:15:24,427
Boom!

1978
01:15:24,427 --> 01:15:27,337
Dark stormy skies (imitating
lightning crackling)

1979
01:15:27,337 --> 01:15:30,217
storms over Washington DC.

1980
01:15:30,217 --> 01:15:33,787
Looks like there's something
sinister at work here

1981
01:15:33,787 --> 01:15:35,167
in the nation's capital.

1982
01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:38,317
You see jets flying in all directions.

1983
01:15:38,317 --> 01:15:41,887
You see huge sort of cyberpunk screens,

1984
01:15:41,887 --> 01:15:44,617
almost like Times Square
have been put up everywhere

1985
01:15:44,617 --> 01:15:48,697
featuring all of your faces,
being like, "Most Wanted!

1986
01:15:48,697 --> 01:15:52,507
Vic Ethanol. Greg Stocks. Jennifer Drips.

1987
01:15:52,507 --> 01:15:56,857
Jack Manhattan. G13. Steven Skin!"

1988
01:15:56,857 --> 01:15:59,227
You look around and see all throughout

1989
01:15:59,227 --> 01:16:01,627
these giant posters everywhere

1990
01:16:01,627 --> 01:16:06,007
as you skid in to the Washington Mall.

1991
01:16:06,007 --> 01:16:07,537
And all of you look at each other

1992
01:16:07,537 --> 01:16:10,357
knowing that an enormous
challenge awaits you.

1993
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:12,560
What do you do as you
arrive in Washington DC?

1994
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,130
- I put the jaguar in a BabyBjörn.

1995
01:16:15,130 --> 01:16:16,747
(Brennan imitates a cat meowing)

1996
01:16:16,747 --> 01:16:18,757
- I backflip out of the plane

1997
01:16:18,757 --> 01:16:22,087
and fly it in towards the
one that says Vic Ethanol,

1998
01:16:22,087 --> 01:16:24,579
landing while it explodes behind me.

1999
01:16:24,579 --> 01:16:26,144
(loud explosion)
(Brennan imitates explosion)

2000
01:16:26,144 --> 01:16:27,817
- I think we gotta switch up how we look.

2001
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:28,957
- Should we...

2002
01:16:28,957 --> 01:16:31,301
- [All] Suit up!
- Go shopping?

2003
01:16:31,301 --> 01:16:32,799
Oh.
(Alex laughing)

2004
01:16:32,799 --> 01:16:34,611
- Excuse me, what did you say?
- [Ally] What did you say?

2005
01:16:34,611 --> 01:16:35,774
- Perfect.
- Go shopping?

2006
01:16:35,774 --> 01:16:36,607
- Yeah, yeah.

2007
01:16:36,607 --> 01:16:37,440
Same thing! Same thing!

2008
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,407
We go to the mall.

2009
01:16:38,407 --> 01:16:40,627
- We gotta get Washington DC shirts.

2010
01:16:40,627 --> 01:16:41,527
We're at a shirt store.

2011
01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:43,087
- Why are we- (laughs)
- I need a suit.

2012
01:16:43,087 --> 01:16:45,067
I need to be able to walk
through the Oval Office

2013
01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:47,617
and look like an aide.

2014
01:16:47,617 --> 01:16:49,327
- So you go basically get a disguise

2015
01:16:49,327 --> 01:16:51,427
to look like a White House aide.

2016
01:16:51,427 --> 01:16:53,527
What are other people doing
during their suit ups?

2017
01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:56,527
- Get a suit and I put a
wig on, since I'm bald,

2018
01:16:56,527 --> 01:16:57,937
and a mustache.

2019
01:16:57,937 --> 01:16:59,200
- I put a bald cap on.

2020
01:17:00,065 --> 01:17:00,898
(Alex and Ify laugh)

2021
01:17:00,898 --> 01:17:02,737
- You're a beautiful
woman in a suit, bald.

2022
01:17:02,737 --> 01:17:04,507
- Yeah.
- You are Vic Ethanol,

2023
01:17:04,507 --> 01:17:06,187
but you have a mustache and wig.

2024
01:17:06,187 --> 01:17:07,020
What kind of wig?

2025
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:10,987
- I'm thinking it's a
Barack Obama-esque fade,

2026
01:17:10,987 --> 01:17:12,737
where it's salt and pepper
- The thinnest wig

2027
01:17:12,737 --> 01:17:14,076
of all time!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2028
01:17:14,076 --> 01:17:14,909
Salt and pepper.

2029
01:17:14,909 --> 01:17:16,702
As a matter of fact, I
look like Barack Obama.

2030
01:17:16,702 --> 01:17:19,276
- We all go, "Damn,
you look so good, Vic."

2031
01:17:19,276 --> 01:17:20,707
(Ify clears his throat)

2032
01:17:20,707 --> 01:17:23,583
- (imitates Obama) You know,
I'm getting ready to go inside.

2033
01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:25,627
- Oh, he's got an Obama.
(Brennan wheezing)

2034
01:17:25,627 --> 01:17:26,842
- I'm gonna pretend I'm your aide.

2035
01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:28,597
- "SNL", hello?

2036
01:17:28,597 --> 01:17:32,287
- A person who's a child,
right, at this point?

2037
01:17:32,287 --> 01:17:33,667
- No one here

2038
01:17:33,667 --> 01:17:34,920
will know who this is.

2039
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,063
This is just for you
guys from the real world.

2040
01:17:37,063 --> 01:17:39,443
- He's in his 20s.
- Yeah!

2041
01:17:39,443 --> 01:17:40,276
- Oh yeah!

2042
01:17:40,276 --> 01:17:42,517
- I go to a chef supply store

2043
01:17:42,517 --> 01:17:44,527
to dress up as the White House chef.

2044
01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:46,387
- Just top of the ranks?

2045
01:17:46,387 --> 01:17:47,220
- Yeah.

2046
01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:48,587
Well, I'm allowed in. I'm making
the food for the president.

2047
01:17:48,587 --> 01:17:51,037
- Okay. Aide, aide, chef.
- Chef.

2048
01:17:51,037 --> 01:17:52,507
- Incredible.
- Italian mustache.

2049
01:17:52,507 --> 01:17:53,917
Thank you for asking, Italian mustache.

2050
01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:56,857
- Oh!
- Italian hair.

2051
01:17:56,857 --> 01:17:58,537
- Molto bene.
- La familia.

2052
01:17:58,537 --> 01:18:00,320
- I don't wanna explain
how the time of this works,

2053
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,197
I just want to use a trope
used in action movies

2054
01:18:02,197 --> 01:18:05,137
where you split the screen
into three different pictures.

2055
01:18:05,137 --> 01:18:07,537
Church, confessional, new suit.

2056
01:18:07,537 --> 01:18:08,950
- [Ally] Yup! Yup!
- [Brennan] Unbelievable.

2057
01:18:10,342 --> 01:18:14,287
- And then Greg Stocks combs
his hair the other direction

2058
01:18:14,287 --> 01:18:15,937
and he looks completely different.

2059
01:18:15,937 --> 01:18:18,427
- Unbelievable. Perfect.
- Incredible.

2060
01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:23,427
- Steven Skin goes to...
asks a passerby in a suit,

2061
01:18:25,424 --> 01:18:28,567
"Oh, where does a senator
get a suit around here?"

2062
01:18:28,567 --> 01:18:31,733
And he goes and gets the most

2063
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:38,377
DC, Capitol Hill type suit,

2064
01:18:38,377 --> 01:18:42,937
and kind of cosplays what
his life could have been like

2065
01:18:42,937 --> 01:18:46,087
if he stayed that
Princeton West Point track.

2066
01:18:46,087 --> 01:18:48,727
- And he's giant now, right?
- And he's really big. Yeah.

2067
01:18:48,727 --> 01:18:50,347
- You're like John Fetterman.

2068
01:18:50,347 --> 01:18:51,757
- I know we're doing a suit up segment,

2069
01:18:51,757 --> 01:18:53,297
but gimme a Hot check real quick.

2070
01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:55,197
Let's just call it a difficulty eight.

2071
01:18:57,007 --> 01:18:58,253
- Seven.

2072
01:18:58,253 --> 01:19:00,003
(Rekha gasps)
- Oh!

2073
01:19:00,003 --> 01:19:02,437
- Oh, I can't blow it up.
- Well, you can meet it.

2074
01:19:02,437 --> 01:19:03,427
- Oh, I can meet it.

2075
01:19:03,427 --> 01:19:04,597
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool!

2076
01:19:04,597 --> 01:19:06,517
Yeah, you look very senatorial

2077
01:19:06,517 --> 01:19:07,987
here in this lovely suit.

2078
01:19:07,987 --> 01:19:08,820
Jack Manhattan?

2079
01:19:08,820 --> 01:19:11,617
- Jack Manhattan buys a clean tank top.

2080
01:19:11,617 --> 01:19:14,979
It was so dirty, it was green-brown.

2081
01:19:14,979 --> 01:19:17,137
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And now he has a clean one.

2082
01:19:17,137 --> 01:19:18,787
Still no shoes.

2083
01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:20,148
- [Brennan] Still no
shoes, this guy will not-

2084
01:19:20,148 --> 01:19:21,566
- To walk into the White House!

2085
01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:23,047
- [Brennan] To walk into
the White House, incredible.

2086
01:19:23,047 --> 01:19:26,404
- Can I give you a hat?
Just like a baseball hat?

2087
01:19:26,404 --> 01:19:28,208
- Like the one that a famous
person uses to be normal.

2088
01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:29,084
- Yeah, where it's just

2089
01:19:29,084 --> 01:19:30,556
like incognito.
- To go grocery shopping.

2090
01:19:30,556 --> 01:19:32,244
- To go grocery shopping! (laughs)

2091
01:19:32,244 --> 01:19:33,077
The Gelson's hat.

2092
01:19:33,077 --> 01:19:35,534
- The Warrior Kings look
at you, Vic, and say,

2093
01:19:35,534 --> 01:19:37,807
"How do you want us to dress?"

2094
01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:42,807
- Y'all can dress in suits
as my Secret Service.

2095
01:19:44,137 --> 01:19:45,331
- Ooh!
- You're the aide.

2096
01:19:45,331 --> 01:19:46,357
- So you guys are dressed like aides,

2097
01:19:46,357 --> 01:19:48,217
so I think as they dress
like Secret Service,

2098
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:51,157
they fall in behind the
senator, senatorial figure,

2099
01:19:51,157 --> 01:19:52,555
to look like senatorial security.

2100
01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:54,667
- I'm holding so many papers.

2101
01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:56,317
- [Brennan] Incredible.

2102
01:19:56,317 --> 01:19:59,230
- I have a notebook.

2103
01:20:00,277 --> 01:20:01,110
Yep. Uh-huh.

2104
01:20:02,287 --> 01:20:03,120
Yep.

2105
01:20:04,417 --> 01:20:05,587
(Obama impression) You'll see.

2106
01:20:05,587 --> 01:20:06,627
Am I right?

2107
01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:08,977
(Brennan laughs)

2108
01:20:08,977 --> 01:20:11,437
- You see skidding into
the Washington Mall

2109
01:20:11,437 --> 01:20:13,327
next to you guys as
you're in this process,

2110
01:20:13,327 --> 01:20:18,157
Doug Meat along with Johnny
and Lucy show up as well.

2111
01:20:18,157 --> 01:20:22,180
And you see Doug goes, "Oh,
God. You guys are okay.

2112
01:20:23,347 --> 01:20:24,490
You're okay."
- Yeah.

2113
01:20:25,927 --> 01:20:30,386
- Doug... It's good to see you.

2114
01:20:30,386 --> 01:20:31,736
- It's good to see you too.

2115
01:20:33,097 --> 01:20:36,937
I know that I probably won't
survive this next scheme,

2116
01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:38,937
but I just want you to know that...

2117
01:20:40,225 --> 01:20:41,575
I just know, I can feel it.

2118
01:20:42,773 --> 01:20:45,247
I'm fucking toast.
(Ify laughs)

2119
01:20:45,247 --> 01:20:47,244
- Brennan telling us Doug's dying.

2120
01:20:47,244 --> 01:20:49,014
- There's no way. There's
just no fucking way.

2121
01:20:49,014 --> 01:20:50,917
- You're in our hearts.

2122
01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:52,747
Who knows if we could even keep going

2123
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:54,747
if that something were to happen to you.

2124
01:20:55,927 --> 01:21:00,927
- I know you will because I love you.

2125
01:21:01,777 --> 01:21:02,727
And...

2126
01:21:04,882 --> 01:21:06,817
I'm for sure fucking dead.

2127
01:21:06,817 --> 01:21:08,467
Like, in moments.

2128
01:21:08,467 --> 01:21:11,017
- No. No.
(Rekha laughs)

2129
01:21:11,017 --> 01:21:12,937
- We won't let you die.

2130
01:21:12,937 --> 01:21:14,270
- Nothing's gonna happen to you.

2131
01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:15,103
- We love you, Doug.

2132
01:21:15,103 --> 01:21:16,869
- (New York-ish accent)
Thank you for taking care

2133
01:21:16,869 --> 01:21:18,247
of my family.

2134
01:21:18,247 --> 01:21:22,635
- Doug, if you die, or when you die,

2135
01:21:24,067 --> 01:21:26,834
just know you got six people
who are always gonna be like,

2136
01:21:26,834 --> 01:21:28,294
"Remember fucking Doug?"

2137
01:21:29,437 --> 01:21:30,997
And then we're all gonna smile.

2138
01:21:30,997 --> 01:21:31,830
- Yeah.

2139
01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:34,117
I think you're a very nice boy.

2140
01:21:34,117 --> 01:21:36,040
And here's a mint.

2141
01:21:36,967 --> 01:21:38,360
- He takes the mint.

2142
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,957
- Wait, wait Doug, in case-

2143
01:21:40,957 --> 01:21:42,607
I didn't know if you
were gonna take the mint

2144
01:21:42,607 --> 01:21:45,427
and get your head shot off or something,

2145
01:21:45,427 --> 01:21:48,907
so I just wanted to ask, is there anything

2146
01:21:48,907 --> 01:21:51,107
you would like us to do for you

2147
01:21:51,967 --> 01:21:53,617
in the case that that happens?

2148
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:54,670
Not that it will.

2149
01:21:55,777 --> 01:21:59,838
- If I were to die, there's
just one thing that I would-

2150
01:21:59,838 --> 01:22:00,866
(chokes)

2151
01:22:00,866 --> 01:22:03,124
- Oh no. (laughs)
(all laughing)

2152
01:22:03,124 --> 01:22:04,154
- No! Does he choke on my mint?

2153
01:22:04,154 --> 01:22:05,959
- [Brennan] He chokes on the mint.

2154
01:22:05,959 --> 01:22:07,687
- It's my fault?
- Usha!

2155
01:22:07,687 --> 01:22:09,400
Touch his neck! Bring him back!

2156
01:22:11,197 --> 01:22:13,897
- You wanna touch his neck?
- It's my one...

2157
01:22:13,897 --> 01:22:17,437
- Yeah, touch the neck,
where his throat is.

2158
01:22:17,437 --> 01:22:21,817
- I feel so sad, I
don't want a kill count.

2159
01:22:21,817 --> 01:22:23,917
I already have one and I don't want that.

2160
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:25,117
- Yeah, for sure.

2161
01:22:25,117 --> 01:22:27,037
- I touch Doug's neck.

2162
01:22:27,037 --> 01:22:31,027
- Okay.
- I say, "A grandson."

2163
01:22:31,027 --> 01:22:32,677
- Oh!

2164
01:22:32,677 --> 01:22:34,087
Go ahead and-
- Your fingers flex

2165
01:22:34,087 --> 01:22:36,946
and start working the
mint out of his throat.

2166
01:22:36,946 --> 01:22:38,527
- Go ahead and give me a Wits check.

2167
01:22:38,527 --> 01:22:40,264
Give me a difficulty six Wits check

2168
01:22:40,264 --> 01:22:41,437
- [Alex] Not the neck check?

2169
01:22:41,437 --> 01:22:42,697
- 15!
- 15.

2170
01:22:42,697 --> 01:22:45,823
You tickle his neck
and two mints come out.

2171
01:22:45,823 --> 01:22:47,680
(Ally gasps)
- I only gave you one!

2172
01:22:48,888 --> 01:22:51,757
- It's like I've been choking
on a mint my whole life.

2173
01:22:51,757 --> 01:22:53,377
I'm not gonna die.

2174
01:22:53,377 --> 01:22:54,937
I'm gonna fight!

2175
01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:56,047
Because that's what love is.

2176
01:22:56,047 --> 01:22:58,687
Love's not surrendering, love
is doing whatever it takes

2177
01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:01,177
to protect the people you care about!

2178
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:02,707
- Aneurysm. (laughs)

2179
01:23:02,707 --> 01:23:04,470
- He looks around like he was waiting

2180
01:23:04,470 --> 01:23:05,947
for the bullet to go through.

2181
01:23:05,947 --> 01:23:07,927
"Okay. It could still
happen at any moment."

2182
01:23:07,927 --> 01:23:09,600
- No it can't!

2183
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:13,203
Because I used my one skill for you,

2184
01:23:13,203 --> 01:23:16,627
and it would be so sad
if you ended up dying

2185
01:23:16,627 --> 01:23:18,985
immediately after I used-
- Why are you choking him?

2186
01:23:18,985 --> 01:23:21,568
(all laughing)

2187
01:23:23,535 --> 01:23:24,967
You actively kill him. (laughs)

2188
01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:25,957
- It was a Wits check!

2189
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:28,357
You can do the neck check.

2190
01:23:28,357 --> 01:23:30,127
- Yeah, you can still use-
- Yeah, yeah.

2191
01:23:30,127 --> 01:23:32,113
- Whatever you want, honey.

2192
01:23:32,113 --> 01:23:34,297
(Rekha laughing)
If you wanna die.

2193
01:23:34,297 --> 01:23:36,614
- Doug, Lucy, and Johnny, they say like,

2194
01:23:36,614 --> 01:23:38,917
"I brought the SWAT van all
the way from Los Angeles.

2195
01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:40,147
It was kind of a fun road trip.

2196
01:23:40,147 --> 01:23:42,607
And so we got a bunch of tech,

2197
01:23:42,607 --> 01:23:44,137
so we can be man in the van for you

2198
01:23:44,137 --> 01:23:45,244
if you need us to supply anything."

2199
01:23:45,244 --> 01:23:46,932
- Man in the van!

2200
01:23:46,932 --> 01:23:48,457
- Okay, but you have to be careful.

2201
01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,257
- "Okay, I'll be super duper careful."

2202
01:23:50,257 --> 01:23:52,357
So you have the Warrior Kings

2203
01:23:52,357 --> 01:23:55,537
are security for Senator Kingskin.

2204
01:23:55,537 --> 01:24:00,217
You have Johnny, Lucy, and
Doug as your man in the van,

2205
01:24:00,217 --> 01:24:02,887
the people running the tech
in the sort of SWAT vehicle.

2206
01:24:02,887 --> 01:24:07,207
And you see that Tony the
Jaguar gets rid of the saddle,

2207
01:24:07,207 --> 01:24:10,177
now just dressed full cowboy,
like Texas oil tycoon.

2208
01:24:10,177 --> 01:24:12,010
- Incredible.
- Hat, bolo tie.

2209
01:24:13,327 --> 01:24:14,857
Let's not be silly.

2210
01:24:14,857 --> 01:24:16,717
It's really hard for
him to walk on two legs,

2211
01:24:16,717 --> 01:24:18,727
so imagine a jaguar having a hard time

2212
01:24:18,727 --> 01:24:20,407
hopping around on two legs.
- This is our head donor.

2213
01:24:20,407 --> 01:24:24,637
- Isn't he in a BabyBjörn
on Jennifer's chest?

2214
01:24:24,637 --> 01:24:25,597
- Yeah, but he has to be put down.

2215
01:24:25,597 --> 01:24:27,217
Yes, he's been put down.
- He's escaped.

2216
01:24:27,217 --> 01:24:30,817
- It was hard for me,
honestly, on a personal level.

2217
01:24:30,817 --> 01:24:33,127
- With all that being
said, what do you do next?

2218
01:24:33,127 --> 01:24:33,967
Where do you go?

2219
01:24:33,967 --> 01:24:35,857
- I guess we walk in.

2220
01:24:35,857 --> 01:24:38,947
- Yeah. We walk in with
confidence like we belong there.

2221
01:24:38,947 --> 01:24:40,687
- To the White House?

2222
01:24:40,687 --> 01:24:41,827
- Yeah.
- I would like to go in

2223
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:43,777
through whatever entrance
the chef goes in,

2224
01:24:43,777 --> 01:24:45,937
the chef's entrance to the White House,

2225
01:24:45,937 --> 01:24:48,937
the whatever, if there's like
a back kitchen or something.

2226
01:24:48,937 --> 01:24:49,770
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

2227
01:24:49,770 --> 01:24:51,697
- Can we try to pickpocket some key cards?

2228
01:24:51,697 --> 01:24:52,530
- So I'll say this.

2229
01:24:52,530 --> 01:24:54,007
Everyone, first of all,
take your two Turbo Tokens

2230
01:24:54,007 --> 01:24:55,757
for suit up, if you haven't already.

2231
01:24:57,127 --> 01:24:58,147
- [Rekha] I think I did.

2232
01:24:58,147 --> 01:24:59,617
- [Brennan] On one of the giant screens,

2233
01:24:59,617 --> 01:25:03,967
you see President Slater
Hancock once again.

2234
01:25:03,967 --> 01:25:08,467
"My fellow Americans, I am so
proud and excited to tell you

2235
01:25:08,467 --> 01:25:13,147
that for once in America,
we're done with the bullshit!

2236
01:25:13,147 --> 01:25:15,727
We're gonna tighten it up here, okay?

2237
01:25:15,727 --> 01:25:18,637
No more fucking around!

2238
01:25:18,637 --> 01:25:21,757
Tomorrow I will be happy to announce

2239
01:25:21,757 --> 01:25:25,117
over thirty brand new wars!

2240
01:25:25,117 --> 01:25:27,757
Wars with places you've never
even fucking heard about!

2241
01:25:27,757 --> 01:25:29,617
And we're gonna do fifty the next day!

2242
01:25:29,617 --> 01:25:31,777
And a fucking thousand the day after that!

2243
01:25:31,777 --> 01:25:33,757
And it's gonna be sick.

2244
01:25:33,757 --> 01:25:35,857
Sick, sick, sick forever!

2245
01:25:35,857 --> 01:25:37,315
Forever!"

2246
01:25:37,315 --> 01:25:40,527
(Brennan growling rabidly)

2247
01:25:40,527 --> 01:25:43,400
You see he unscrews something, downs it.

2248
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:47,167
(Brennan breathing raggedly)

2249
01:25:47,167 --> 01:25:50,047
"And now I'm gonna tell you,

2250
01:25:50,047 --> 01:25:52,057
you're not even gonna need to worry

2251
01:25:52,057 --> 01:25:54,667
about the boys fighting over there

2252
01:25:54,667 --> 01:25:56,767
'cause I'm gonna fight 'em all myself!

2253
01:25:56,767 --> 01:25:58,327
Single-handed!"
(television glitch)

2254
01:25:58,327 --> 01:26:02,107
You see the vein in his
neck goes bright green.

2255
01:26:02,107 --> 01:26:06,937
(growling) "One-man army.
President Slater Hancock!"

2256
01:26:06,937 --> 01:26:09,847
And you see as you
approach the White House,

2257
01:26:09,847 --> 01:26:11,942
the ground begins to rumble.

2258
01:26:11,942 --> 01:26:14,407
(Brennan imitates a low rumbling)

2259
01:26:14,407 --> 01:26:15,667
In the video on the screen,

2260
01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:17,407
the president walks outta the Oval Office

2261
01:26:17,407 --> 01:26:20,557
and leaps from the rose garden

2262
01:26:20,557 --> 01:26:22,987
onto the roof of the White House.

2263
01:26:22,987 --> 01:26:24,847
And now outside, you can see

2264
01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:29,215
fucking President Hancock Dave as he goes,

2265
01:26:29,215 --> 01:26:30,817
(echoing) "We fly!"

2266
01:26:30,817 --> 01:26:32,857
American flag bandana around his head,

2267
01:26:32,857 --> 01:26:35,857
he draws a sword from a sheath on his back

2268
01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:40,297
and the White House rumbles
and takes off from the ground

2269
01:26:40,297 --> 01:26:43,207
and you watch it begin
to fly off into the sky

2270
01:26:43,207 --> 01:26:45,577
as he rides it like a dragon rider.

2271
01:26:45,577 --> 01:26:49,087
Two enormous wings covered
in dirt and earth and sod

2272
01:26:49,087 --> 01:26:52,657
and a flying massive jumbo jet White House

2273
01:26:52,657 --> 01:26:55,057
with him on the top wielding a sword

2274
01:26:55,057 --> 01:26:58,271
begins to circle around through
the skies of Washington DC.

2275
01:26:58,271 --> 01:26:59,606
- He's just like Bill Pullman.

2276
01:26:59,606 --> 01:27:00,787
(Brennan laughs)

2277
01:27:00,787 --> 01:27:03,097
- [Brennan] In this moment
as the White House takes off,

2278
01:27:03,097 --> 01:27:04,507
what do all of you do?

2279
01:27:04,507 --> 01:27:09,507
- I look around and I see
one of the cars driving by,

2280
01:27:09,547 --> 01:27:12,127
and I just jump in, I pull Drips.

2281
01:27:12,127 --> 01:27:13,417
Drips! In with me!

2282
01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,607
And we drive, and I'm driving

2283
01:27:15,607 --> 01:27:17,384
and there just so happens to be-

2284
01:27:17,384 --> 01:27:18,217
- "There just so-" (laughs)

2285
01:27:18,217 --> 01:27:21,067
- Just so happens to be
one of those big trucks

2286
01:27:21,067 --> 01:27:23,737
that move vehicles, but the bottom's down.

2287
01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:26,287
So I use it as a ramp and go flying

2288
01:27:26,287 --> 01:27:28,837
to try and land the
car on the White House.

2289
01:27:28,837 --> 01:27:31,537
- Hell yes. Can we get an injury
level check from everybody?

2290
01:27:31,537 --> 01:27:32,892
- None for me.
- Goose egg.

2291
01:27:32,892 --> 01:27:34,267
- Superficial.
- Superficial?

2292
01:27:34,267 --> 01:27:35,827
Okay, just one superficial here for Usha.

2293
01:27:35,827 --> 01:27:36,660
Awesome.

2294
01:27:36,660 --> 01:27:39,607
Go ahead and give me Drive 15.

2295
01:27:39,607 --> 01:27:40,627
- 10.
- Oh, yes!

2296
01:27:40,627 --> 01:27:41,460
- Mastery, baby.

2297
01:27:42,487 --> 01:27:43,529
That's a 20!

2298
01:27:43,529 --> 01:27:45,337
- That's a nat 20!
- No way!

2299
01:27:45,337 --> 01:27:46,657
- [Rekha] Get your ass up!

2300
01:27:46,657 --> 01:27:49,365
- [Brennan] Put the clock
on. Put the clock on.

2301
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,075
- [Both] Ify! Ify!

2302
01:27:51,075 --> 01:27:52,646
Ify! Ify!

2303
01:27:52,646 --> 01:27:53,479
- No!

2304
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:55,336
It happened again!

2305
01:27:55,336 --> 01:27:58,327
- So as soon as he gets on the top,

2306
01:27:58,327 --> 01:28:03,327
suddenly in all of your
souls, your person, your body,

2307
01:28:03,517 --> 01:28:05,677
you feel that Barsimmeon Higgs

2308
01:28:05,677 --> 01:28:07,417
made it out of the video somehow.

2309
01:28:07,417 --> 01:28:12,417
When the tags exploded,
Barsimmeon Higgs made it.

2310
01:28:12,517 --> 01:28:15,430
And landing in there, he looks,

2311
01:28:16,567 --> 01:28:20,167
there's a button that Wendell's head hits

2312
01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:21,787
and it sends a missile flying.

2313
01:28:21,787 --> 01:28:25,117
And we cut to a country far away

2314
01:28:25,117 --> 01:28:26,414
where there's a person who's like,

2315
01:28:26,414 --> 01:28:29,617
"I am glad I've made my white
supremacist super soldiers.

2316
01:28:29,617 --> 01:28:32,287
There's 250 million of yours,"

2317
01:28:32,287 --> 01:28:36,337
and the missile explodes
killing 250 million

2318
01:28:36,337 --> 01:28:38,317
white supremacist super soldiers.

2319
01:28:38,317 --> 01:28:40,719
- Eight seconds.
- By Wendell did himself.

2320
01:28:40,719 --> 01:28:45,719
And then Adrenanoxinil falls
out of the glove compartment.

2321
01:28:45,787 --> 01:28:46,747
- Yep! Yep!
- Three bottles.

2322
01:28:46,747 --> 01:28:48,218
- Three?!
- Yes!

2323
01:28:48,218 --> 01:28:50,698
(loud explosion)
(all clapping)

2324
01:28:50,698 --> 01:28:53,527
- [Brennan] Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

2325
01:28:53,527 --> 01:28:56,467
- Just to be clear, you
just gave yourself 250 mil?

2326
01:28:56,467 --> 01:28:57,850
- [Ify] Yes I did!

2327
01:28:57,850 --> 01:29:01,623
(Ify laughing)
- That's my president.

2328
01:29:01,623 --> 01:29:03,520
- Yes I did!
- Ify used his DM

2329
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:06,002
to kill a white supremacist.
- Cool!

2330
01:29:06,002 --> 01:29:07,994
- That is my president.
- Okay, you fire a missile-

2331
01:29:07,994 --> 01:29:09,927
- That's my president.
- And kill 10%

2332
01:29:09,927 --> 01:29:13,014
of the human population of
the earth during this time.

2333
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:13,987
(Ify laughing)

2334
01:29:13,987 --> 01:29:16,687
- A lot of the population
was white supremacists.

2335
01:29:16,687 --> 01:29:18,277
- And he got 'em!
- And that's true!

2336
01:29:18,277 --> 01:29:19,926
- Hey, GM!

2337
01:29:19,926 --> 01:29:23,647
That's GM.
- That's canon.

2338
01:29:23,647 --> 01:29:24,480
- [Brennan] Yeah.

2339
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:25,867
- [Rekha] I'm gonna throw up.
- Who secretly dies?

2340
01:29:25,867 --> 01:29:27,402
- Unbelievable.
- Oh, oh yeah!

2341
01:29:27,402 --> 01:29:29,202
Some celeb you don't expect.

2342
01:29:29,202 --> 01:29:31,117
(Ify laughing)

2343
01:29:31,117 --> 01:29:33,067
- But you also feel that Barsimmeon

2344
01:29:33,067 --> 01:29:35,437
is ejected from "Never Stop Blowing Up."

2345
01:29:35,437 --> 01:29:38,347
With Barsimmeon now on
the outside of the VHS

2346
01:29:38,347 --> 01:29:39,700
alive once more,

2347
01:29:41,287 --> 01:29:43,132
and also, so three bottles fall out

2348
01:29:43,132 --> 01:29:45,217
of the glove compartment.
- Why three?!

2349
01:29:45,217 --> 01:29:46,501
- [Brennan] Perfect. Three.

2350
01:29:46,501 --> 01:29:48,127
- I didn't wanna go too crazy.

2351
01:29:48,127 --> 01:29:49,927
I killed 250 million people.
- So you should have three.

2352
01:29:49,927 --> 01:29:51,187
Pass the other three to me, please.

2353
01:29:51,187 --> 01:29:52,687
So these three come home to me.

2354
01:29:52,687 --> 01:29:55,531
- What if it's Ify every single time?

2355
01:29:55,531 --> 01:29:57,825
(Ify laughing)
- Yeah. That'd be incredible.

2356
01:29:57,825 --> 01:29:58,687
- [Brennan] Unbelievable.
- In-fucking-credible.

2357
01:29:58,687 --> 01:30:00,287
- Honestly, let's try.

2358
01:30:00,287 --> 01:30:01,447
(Ify laughing)

2359
01:30:01,447 --> 01:30:04,927
- So you see that the
White House flying through

2360
01:30:04,927 --> 01:30:05,830
swivels around.

2361
01:30:06,757 --> 01:30:09,547
You jump, car sailing through the air.

2362
01:30:09,547 --> 01:30:13,807
You drive so well that
Barsimmeon comes back to life

2363
01:30:13,807 --> 01:30:15,547
in the real world.

2364
01:30:15,547 --> 01:30:17,396
That's how good you
are at fucking driving.

2365
01:30:17,396 --> 01:30:18,457
(Rekha laughing)

2366
01:30:18,457 --> 01:30:19,717
The three bottles fall out.

2367
01:30:19,717 --> 01:30:22,851
You launch a missile, kill 250 million.

2368
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:25,234
The modern day population
of the United States-

2369
01:30:25,234 --> 01:30:27,160
- I'm so legitimately pissed off.

2370
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,757
(Ally and Ify laughing)

2371
01:30:30,757 --> 01:30:32,167
- We're working on it.

2372
01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:33,621
We're working on it, kids!

2373
01:30:33,621 --> 01:30:36,871
- Jacob's like, "All 8 billion people..."

2374
01:30:37,963 --> 01:30:40,957
- It was very good, but I'm
also mad, and it could be both.

2375
01:30:40,957 --> 01:30:42,067
It's allowed to be both.

2376
01:30:42,067 --> 01:30:42,900
- Two things can be true at once.

2377
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:43,733
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

2378
01:30:43,733 --> 01:30:45,187
As it turns, I'm gonna say that

2379
01:30:45,187 --> 01:30:46,837
as the White House is turning,

2380
01:30:46,837 --> 01:30:51,037
because it's now banking down,
you land on the back wall

2381
01:30:51,037 --> 01:30:55,807
and are driving along the wall
as it starts to nose down,

2382
01:30:55,807 --> 01:30:57,157
going in your car along the side.

2383
01:30:57,157 --> 01:31:00,997
And you look around, this place
is filled with mercenaries,

2384
01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:04,087
soldiers of fortune, law
enforcement, Santo Patron,

2385
01:31:04,087 --> 01:31:05,887
every fucking faction in the world

2386
01:31:05,887 --> 01:31:09,457
all has its Shadow Falcon contingent

2387
01:31:09,457 --> 01:31:10,897
in the White House right now.

2388
01:31:10,897 --> 01:31:14,017
- So none of those people or
Dave were white supremacists?

2389
01:31:14,017 --> 01:31:16,612
- They all were, but they
weren't in the place-

2390
01:31:16,612 --> 01:31:18,544
- No, they all are! Don't worry!

2391
01:31:18,544 --> 01:31:19,477
(Alex laughing)

2392
01:31:19,477 --> 01:31:20,977
Usha thinks we need some backup.

2393
01:31:20,977 --> 01:31:22,537
- Yeah.
- Long ago, she planted

2394
01:31:22,537 --> 01:31:27,067
a tracker/communication
device on a Sidewinder.

2395
01:31:27,067 --> 01:31:28,537
She would like to call-

2396
01:31:28,537 --> 01:31:30,427
It's daytime, right?
They're not practicing.

2397
01:31:30,427 --> 01:31:31,897
- Yeah.
- She would like to call

2398
01:31:31,897 --> 01:31:34,687
the army of Sidewinders and backflippers

2399
01:31:34,687 --> 01:31:37,867
to come and help us win.

2400
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:39,457
- And we're gonna call this a Hot 12.

2401
01:31:39,457 --> 01:31:40,777
- I hope there are a bunch of trampolines

2402
01:31:40,777 --> 01:31:42,641
underneath the White House.

2403
01:31:42,641 --> 01:31:44,167
- [Alex] I hope they have
to take a charter plane.

2404
01:31:44,167 --> 01:31:45,137
- Okay, I got a one.

2405
01:31:45,137 --> 01:31:46,777
- Okay.
- I'm gonna max that.

2406
01:31:46,777 --> 01:31:47,767
- Yes!

2407
01:31:47,767 --> 01:31:48,600
(loud explosion)
- Boom!

2408
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:49,433
- So I blow up.

2409
01:31:49,433 --> 01:31:51,520
- Now you gotta roll a three on a d10.

2410
01:31:54,187 --> 01:31:55,327
- Okay, that's a one.

2411
01:31:55,327 --> 01:31:57,697
- But you have some other
The One's abilities left.

2412
01:31:57,697 --> 01:31:59,347
- Exactly. Including...

2413
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:00,517
- You can use another ability.

2414
01:32:00,517 --> 01:32:02,017
So you could roll a 20.

2415
01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,217
- I could roll a 20.
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

2416
01:32:03,217 --> 01:32:06,274
- Or you could take five
tokens if you accept a fail.

2417
01:32:06,274 --> 01:32:08,677
- Wait, I have a bunch of tokens.

2418
01:32:08,677 --> 01:32:10,474
- Oh no, so what did I say? I said 12?

2419
01:32:10,474 --> 01:32:11,917
- 12.
- So yeah, just spend one.

2420
01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:12,750
- One? Okay.

2421
01:32:12,750 --> 01:32:14,797
Oh, yeah! Because I have the
thing that's two tokens is one

2422
01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:16,537
when I'm trying to do an ability check.

2423
01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:17,827
- Okay. Yeah, you're good.
- Okay.

2424
01:32:17,827 --> 01:32:19,664
- [Brennan] Cool, you get
on the phone and you hear,

2425
01:32:19,664 --> 01:32:22,477
"Hello, this is Professor Gunshoot."

2426
01:32:22,477 --> 01:32:23,737
- Hello, young man.

2427
01:32:23,737 --> 01:32:26,077
I need all your gymnastic martial artists

2428
01:32:26,077 --> 01:32:29,647
to report to Washington DC S-T-A-T.

2429
01:32:29,647 --> 01:32:31,357
- Oh, stop?

2430
01:32:31,357 --> 01:32:33,217
- S-T-A-T as in Thomas.

2431
01:32:33,217 --> 01:32:35,047
S as in Sam, T as in Thomas.

2432
01:32:35,047 --> 01:32:37,477
- Ah, well, I'll start the phone tree

2433
01:32:37,477 --> 01:32:39,067
and we'll get there as soon as we can.

2434
01:32:39,067 --> 01:32:40,267
- And just so you're aware,

2435
01:32:40,267 --> 01:32:43,837
we are trying to get
the president and kill-

2436
01:32:43,837 --> 01:32:48,427
K-asterisk-L-L him.

2437
01:32:48,427 --> 01:32:50,947
- You feel a tap on your shoulder.

2438
01:32:50,947 --> 01:32:53,137
The Sidewinders are all right here.

2439
01:32:53,137 --> 01:32:56,137
"We've gotten faster at backflipping!"

2440
01:32:56,137 --> 01:32:57,067
- Incredible!

2441
01:32:57,067 --> 01:32:58,687
- You see a line of fire

2442
01:32:58,687 --> 01:33:01,420
stretching across the
continental United States.

2443
01:33:02,677 --> 01:33:03,894
In seconds they were here.

2444
01:33:03,894 --> 01:33:06,776
- That's what Hands Across
America wish it was.

2445
01:33:06,776 --> 01:33:07,862
(all laughing)

2446
01:33:07,862 --> 01:33:10,657
- Fucking wimps! Fucking losers!

2447
01:33:10,657 --> 01:33:12,337
- Incredible. Backflippers are here.

2448
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:16,735
You see that Reggie goes,
"All right, Sidewinders!

2449
01:33:16,735 --> 01:33:18,547
This is what we've been
training eight months for!"

2450
01:33:18,547 --> 01:33:20,467
- Eight months?
- "Flip to the White House

2451
01:33:20,467 --> 01:33:22,112
and kill everybody!"

2452
01:33:22,112 --> 01:33:25,267
And you see they all flip through the air

2453
01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:27,411
and smash through windows

2454
01:33:27,411 --> 01:33:30,337
and begin to martial art fight
all of the Shadow Falcons

2455
01:33:30,337 --> 01:33:32,467
inside of the White House.
- Wow.

2456
01:33:32,467 --> 01:33:36,547
- I wanna find an autobody shop

2457
01:33:36,547 --> 01:33:38,587
or like construction site or something

2458
01:33:38,587 --> 01:33:43,587
and find one of those big
hooks and whip it around.

2459
01:33:44,227 --> 01:33:45,847
- Ooh! Operate a crane!

2460
01:33:45,847 --> 01:33:48,697
- Or just find a way
to hook the White House

2461
01:33:48,697 --> 01:33:51,337
so we can climb up.

2462
01:33:51,337 --> 01:33:52,267
- Oh, sick. Okay.

2463
01:33:52,267 --> 01:33:55,858
Go ahead, give me, this
is gonna be Weapons

2464
01:33:55,858 --> 01:33:59,401
and the difficulty is gonna be 13.

2465
01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:00,234
- Okay.

2466
01:34:01,672 --> 01:34:02,505
13.

2467
01:34:02,505 --> 01:34:03,577
- Oh my god.

2468
01:34:03,577 --> 01:34:08,137
Jack Manhattan, you in a
clean A-frame undershirt,

2469
01:34:08,137 --> 01:34:10,447
there's a line of like sixty cars

2470
01:34:10,447 --> 01:34:13,120
and you skid on your butt
across every single hood,

2471
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,437
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

2472
01:34:14,437 --> 01:34:16,657
skipping like a stone on water

2473
01:34:16,657 --> 01:34:19,927
and land in the sort of the cabin

2474
01:34:19,927 --> 01:34:23,317
of a massive crane in
a construction project

2475
01:34:23,317 --> 01:34:25,057
just outside of the White House.

2476
01:34:25,057 --> 01:34:27,277
Whipping the crane around
this like wrecking ball,

2477
01:34:27,277 --> 01:34:28,687
the kind of chain they
have a wrecking ball on,

2478
01:34:28,687 --> 01:34:30,697
there's a massive hook for snagging

2479
01:34:30,697 --> 01:34:33,097
and lifting massive construction projects,

2480
01:34:33,097 --> 01:34:38,097
and you, bam, catch the back
column of the White House.

2481
01:34:38,377 --> 01:34:41,317
And you see that it is now
straining against this crane

2482
01:34:41,317 --> 01:34:44,407
and there is this huge
long bridge of chain

2483
01:34:44,407 --> 01:34:45,667
leading from the top of the crane,

2484
01:34:45,667 --> 01:34:48,997
providing a ground to White House bridge

2485
01:34:48,997 --> 01:34:50,407
for anyone that wants to use it.

2486
01:34:50,407 --> 01:34:53,589
- Who wants to hop on my back?

2487
01:34:53,589 --> 01:34:54,457
- I will!

2488
01:34:54,457 --> 01:34:58,027
Us oldies gotta stick together, girl!

2489
01:34:58,027 --> 01:35:00,011
- She's doing it on purpose now.

2490
01:35:00,011 --> 01:35:02,137
(all laughing)

2491
01:35:02,137 --> 01:35:03,847
- [Brennan] Awesome. What
else we got going on here?

2492
01:35:03,847 --> 01:35:07,117
- I'll go up the old crane bridge.

2493
01:35:07,117 --> 01:35:09,367
- Great. You start to
streak up the crane bridge.

2494
01:35:09,367 --> 01:35:12,697
As you arrive, the back
portico is filled with people.

2495
01:35:12,697 --> 01:35:15,367
You see that there are
a ton of super soldiers

2496
01:35:15,367 --> 01:35:19,477
that all have those sort of
carabiner repelling ropes.

2497
01:35:19,477 --> 01:35:23,047
As the orientation of the
White House shifts radically,

2498
01:35:23,047 --> 01:35:25,147
all of them are secured to columns

2499
01:35:25,147 --> 01:35:27,877
with suction boots on the back portico,

2500
01:35:27,877 --> 01:35:30,471
opening fire as you run
up the chain towards them.

2501
01:35:30,471 --> 01:35:31,957
- Suction boots. (laughs)
- As you arrive,

2502
01:35:31,957 --> 01:35:32,857
is there an action you wanna take

2503
01:35:32,857 --> 01:35:34,307
as you arrive at the portico?

2504
01:35:40,597 --> 01:35:42,518
- Sorry, I'm thinking about this too much.

2505
01:35:42,518 --> 01:35:44,089
(Ify laughing)

2506
01:35:44,089 --> 01:35:46,262
- You're hurt. You're hurt.
- You're like, "How do I kill

2507
01:35:46,262 --> 01:35:47,825
250 million people?"
- Just start rolling d20s!

2508
01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:50,047
That's all you gotta do,
is start rolling d20s.

2509
01:35:50,047 --> 01:35:52,237
- I just grit and barrel through it

2510
01:35:52,237 --> 01:35:54,487
and keep running to gain more ground.

2511
01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:56,557
- Hell yeah, give me Tough.

2512
01:35:56,557 --> 01:35:57,877
Difficulty for that is gonna be 12.

2513
01:35:57,877 --> 01:35:58,810
- Okay.

2514
01:36:00,727 --> 01:36:03,667
Ooh, that's a nine, and
I'll just get it to 12.

2515
01:36:03,667 --> 01:36:04,777
- Cool.

2516
01:36:04,777 --> 01:36:07,027
You just avoid all of the ammunition

2517
01:36:07,027 --> 01:36:09,067
as you charge into the White House,

2518
01:36:09,067 --> 01:36:11,587
skidding into the door,
crashing through a glass window.

2519
01:36:11,587 --> 01:36:13,087
Bullets whizzing past you,

2520
01:36:13,087 --> 01:36:15,997
you streak into the White
House and are hidden from view.

2521
01:36:15,997 --> 01:36:17,767
I think we're left with Russell and Liv.

2522
01:36:17,767 --> 01:36:21,083
- So it's a crane bridge
to the White House?

2523
01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,747
- [Brennan] Crane bridge
to the White House.

2524
01:36:22,747 --> 01:36:26,977
- Steven has a briefcase that he bought

2525
01:36:26,977 --> 01:36:28,267
on his suit up journey

2526
01:36:28,267 --> 01:36:33,267
and he just calmly walks up
the bridge with his briefcase.

2527
01:36:33,517 --> 01:36:35,611
- Going to work! Yeah!

2528
01:36:35,611 --> 01:36:36,444
- What a drag!
- Great.

2529
01:36:36,444 --> 01:36:38,077
Go ahead and give me Hot.

2530
01:36:38,077 --> 01:36:39,907
Give me Hot 16.

2531
01:36:39,907 --> 01:36:42,397
- Okay.
- As the Warrior Kings

2532
01:36:42,397 --> 01:36:43,317
fall in behind you.

2533
01:36:43,317 --> 01:36:45,187
- [Ally] We should all
have to act like NPCs

2534
01:36:45,187 --> 01:36:46,773
when it's not our turn.

2535
01:36:46,773 --> 01:36:49,147
- It's just a seven.

2536
01:36:49,147 --> 01:36:50,647
- Okay. Take two Turbo Tokens.

2537
01:36:50,647 --> 01:36:55,057
So there's a 45 degree angle,
200 foot length of chain

2538
01:36:55,057 --> 01:36:57,967
that you and the four
Warrior Kings walk up.

2539
01:36:57,967 --> 01:37:00,157
You get to the White
House, people are firing.

2540
01:37:00,157 --> 01:37:01,567
Greg Stocks has disappeared.

2541
01:37:01,567 --> 01:37:03,187
Jack Manhattan is below.

2542
01:37:03,187 --> 01:37:05,227
Wendell is driving a car

2543
01:37:05,227 --> 01:37:07,657
over the walls of the
White House as it's flying.

2544
01:37:07,657 --> 01:37:09,944
And you see that one of
the Warrior Kings says,

2545
01:37:09,944 --> 01:37:12,817
"Uh, Senator Skin coming to work!"

2546
01:37:12,817 --> 01:37:14,444
And you see one of the guys goes,

2547
01:37:14,444 --> 01:37:17,347
"Senators don't work at the White House!

2548
01:37:17,347 --> 01:37:18,180
It's a fib!"

2549
01:37:19,223 --> 01:37:22,453
(Brennan imitates automatic gunfire)

2550
01:37:22,453 --> 01:37:24,734
- I use the briefcase to block it.

2551
01:37:24,734 --> 01:37:26,476
- That's true!
- Fuck!

2552
01:37:26,476 --> 01:37:28,009
(hot '80s music continues)

2553
01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:29,137
- Unbelievable.

2554
01:37:29,137 --> 01:37:31,327
G13's called the backflippers. Russell?

2555
01:37:31,327 --> 01:37:32,887
- We're going around the back wall

2556
01:37:32,887 --> 01:37:34,087
of the White House, correct?

2557
01:37:34,087 --> 01:37:34,920
- Mm-hmm.

2558
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:36,697
- I wanna barrel roll out

2559
01:37:36,697 --> 01:37:38,857
into the pandemonium of everything.

2560
01:37:38,857 --> 01:37:40,567
- Yeah.
- Do I see Jude?

2561
01:37:40,567 --> 01:37:42,247
- Do you see St. Jude anywhere?

2562
01:37:42,247 --> 01:37:43,487
No, you do not.

2563
01:37:43,487 --> 01:37:44,677
- Okay.

2564
01:37:44,677 --> 01:37:48,397
- I will say, as you barrel
roll out, I'm like, "Drips!"

2565
01:37:48,397 --> 01:37:50,830
- Okay, great. I tuck this away.

2566
01:37:51,967 --> 01:37:56,967
And then I guess I just want to Brawl.

2567
01:37:57,307 --> 01:37:58,807
- Okay, go for it.

2568
01:37:58,807 --> 01:38:01,567
- I want to get up closer to Dave.

2569
01:38:01,567 --> 01:38:03,877
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it.

2570
01:38:03,877 --> 01:38:04,710
- Real close.

2571
01:38:04,710 --> 01:38:05,737
- Yeah, I know.
- That's a 15 though.

2572
01:38:05,737 --> 01:38:07,477
15 Brawl.
- 15 Brawl?

2573
01:38:07,477 --> 01:38:12,457
Dave subtracts five from
that and then rolled a 19.

2574
01:38:12,457 --> 01:38:17,457
So you leap to the roof
to Brawl with Dave.

2575
01:38:17,527 --> 01:38:19,717
And as you punch Dave,

2576
01:38:19,717 --> 01:38:23,677
you sink a fist through
the side of his skull

2577
01:38:23,677 --> 01:38:25,747
and crush his brain.
(squish impact)

2578
01:38:25,747 --> 01:38:27,905
And as it does, you see,

2579
01:38:27,905 --> 01:38:29,827
(imitates deep gasping)

2580
01:38:29,827 --> 01:38:34,827
you pull it out and you watch
the tape rewind and he goes,

2581
01:38:35,834 --> 01:38:37,855
"Nah uh-uh."

2582
01:38:37,855 --> 01:38:38,737
- You're a time lord.

2583
01:38:38,737 --> 01:38:40,235
- Give me a Tough check.

2584
01:38:40,235 --> 01:38:41,500
- [Ally] Okay.
- Time lord.

2585
01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:43,447
(Ally exhales)

2586
01:38:43,447 --> 01:38:44,497
- Three.

2587
01:38:44,497 --> 01:38:45,550
- He explodes.

2588
01:38:47,107 --> 01:38:49,477
On a 28, you are gonna
take an injury level.

2589
01:38:49,477 --> 01:38:51,517
He slashes at you with a sword.

2590
01:38:51,517 --> 01:38:53,977
Whatever he did there in that moment,

2591
01:38:53,977 --> 01:38:58,927
you see that there is
some wild piece of...

2592
01:38:58,927 --> 01:39:01,297
Give me Wits 10.

2593
01:39:01,297 --> 01:39:02,130
- Okay.

2594
01:39:06,307 --> 01:39:08,980
That is a nine and I'll make it a 10.

2595
01:39:08,980 --> 01:39:09,937
- Make it 10.

2596
01:39:09,937 --> 01:39:11,377
You look at him.

2597
01:39:11,377 --> 01:39:15,727
Without touching a bottle
at all, he (deeply gasps)

2598
01:39:15,727 --> 01:39:19,597
The veins go green in his neck again.

2599
01:39:19,597 --> 01:39:22,687
You sense that on a Wits 10 check,

2600
01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:24,607
he is remotely introducing

2601
01:39:24,607 --> 01:39:27,067
Adrenanoxinil into his body somehow.

2602
01:39:27,067 --> 01:39:29,080
You can't quite be sure.

2603
01:39:29,917 --> 01:39:31,537
But as you're looking at him,

2604
01:39:31,537 --> 01:39:34,117
you are almost positive that his MacGuffin

2605
01:39:34,117 --> 01:39:36,907
is not on his person.

2606
01:39:36,907 --> 01:39:40,087
And you wonder if there
is a way that he has

2607
01:39:40,087 --> 01:39:44,827
to introduce Adrenanoxinil
directly into his MacGuffin.

2608
01:39:44,827 --> 01:39:47,977
And something about that
registers a reminder.

2609
01:39:47,977 --> 01:39:49,904
There's something in you that goes,

2610
01:39:49,904 --> 01:39:52,057
"There's something here."

2611
01:39:52,057 --> 01:39:54,307
- I go over the radio
and I let everyone know

2612
01:39:54,307 --> 01:39:57,067
that that's maybe a possibility for power.

2613
01:39:57,067 --> 01:39:58,717
- Yeah.
- Upon hearing that,

2614
01:39:58,717 --> 01:40:01,927
I wanna do a Wits check
to try and remember

2615
01:40:01,927 --> 01:40:04,657
what Dave was holding
when he got sucked in.

2616
01:40:04,657 --> 01:40:05,830
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.
- Oh.

2617
01:40:07,117 --> 01:40:10,772
- That's a blow up. That's a 10.

2618
01:40:10,772 --> 01:40:12,697
(Brennan imitates an explosion)

2619
01:40:12,697 --> 01:40:14,527
- If Ify does it again, I will throw up.

2620
01:40:14,527 --> 01:40:15,860
- [Brennan] D12.

2621
01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:19,987
- That's a one, but I
will blow that up again.

2622
01:40:19,987 --> 01:40:20,820
- Yes!
- Double blow up

2623
01:40:20,820 --> 01:40:23,077
and double the tokens in your...

2624
01:40:23,077 --> 01:40:24,037
Unbelievable.

2625
01:40:24,037 --> 01:40:25,117
- Oh, yeah, that's just two.

2626
01:40:25,117 --> 01:40:26,467
So four.
- Okay, four.

2627
01:40:26,467 --> 01:40:28,252
- And then we got a...

2628
01:40:28,252 --> 01:40:29,557
- A d20 in Wits.

2629
01:40:29,557 --> 01:40:30,456
Oh my god.

2630
01:40:30,456 --> 01:40:31,289
- No pressure.
- Come on.

2631
01:40:31,289 --> 01:40:32,122
- No pressure, no pressure, no pressure.

2632
01:40:32,122 --> 01:40:34,687
- I know. I'm bringing out a new d20.

2633
01:40:34,687 --> 01:40:36,697
So haters can't say it's fake.

2634
01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:37,957
That's a 10.

2635
01:40:37,957 --> 01:40:41,707
- Okay, so that's still
32 on a Wits check.

2636
01:40:41,707 --> 01:40:45,727
You try to remember what he was holding.

2637
01:40:45,727 --> 01:40:48,577
You remember that Dave was holding

2638
01:40:48,577 --> 01:40:51,847
the slip with the serial number,

2639
01:40:51,847 --> 01:40:54,760
the late fee invoice for
"Never Stop Blowing Up."

2640
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,137
Your MacGuffins weren't necessarily

2641
01:40:56,137 --> 01:40:58,087
what you were holding when you got here,

2642
01:40:58,087 --> 01:41:01,057
but there's something lodged in there.

2643
01:41:01,057 --> 01:41:02,837
And I think you remember

2644
01:41:03,757 --> 01:41:06,847
there was something that
Russell and Paula found

2645
01:41:06,847 --> 01:41:10,537
in Jennifer Drips's room at Lord's

2646
01:41:10,537 --> 01:41:13,567
and it had to do with the
Shadow Falcon Protocol.

2647
01:41:13,567 --> 01:41:15,907
And you wonder if the
Shadow Falcon Protocol

2648
01:41:15,907 --> 01:41:18,937
and its connection to the reality

2649
01:41:18,937 --> 01:41:23,767
of "Never Stop Blowing Up"
itself is a part of this somehow.

2650
01:41:23,767 --> 01:41:25,537
- Archimedes Contingency?

2651
01:41:25,537 --> 01:41:28,630
- And I think that you remember

2652
01:41:28,630 --> 01:41:32,497
that there was something
in those documents

2653
01:41:32,497 --> 01:41:35,377
that had Adrenanoxinil as something

2654
01:41:35,377 --> 01:41:38,797
that could be introduced into
it other than a human body.

2655
01:41:38,797 --> 01:41:40,630
- Fuck, what was it?

2656
01:41:41,467 --> 01:41:42,457
- We're gonna cut from there.

2657
01:41:42,457 --> 01:41:44,497
Dave is bearing down on you.

2658
01:41:44,497 --> 01:41:47,350
As he does, he looks
right at you and goes,

2659
01:41:48,404 --> 01:41:51,004
"Which one of those
fucking losers are you?"

2660
01:41:51,847 --> 01:41:53,530
- I'm a bald aide.

2661
01:41:54,366 --> 01:41:57,937
- No, you're one of
those little shit heels

2662
01:41:57,937 --> 01:42:02,107
that made my life fucking
miserable in Lake Elsinore!

2663
01:42:02,107 --> 01:42:03,557
I want you to know something.

2664
01:42:04,837 --> 01:42:08,077
These people, they're all
characters in a movie.

2665
01:42:08,077 --> 01:42:11,380
When I kill you, I know it's for real.

2666
01:42:12,457 --> 01:42:14,317
- I think I just weirdly smile,

2667
01:42:14,317 --> 01:42:17,646
and then I do the dance from
that Six Flags commercial.

2668
01:42:17,646 --> 01:42:21,487
(Ally vocalizing a song)
(Brennan laughing)

2669
01:42:21,487 --> 01:42:22,867
- [Brennan] Perfect. Perfect.

2670
01:42:22,867 --> 01:42:25,017
- If we're hearing this
all over the radio,

2671
01:42:25,897 --> 01:42:30,217
can I make a Wits check on the EMP

2672
01:42:30,217 --> 01:42:32,917
and if that is doing
something to introduce?

2673
01:42:32,917 --> 01:42:33,997
- Give me a Wits check.

2674
01:42:33,997 --> 01:42:34,847
Difficulty eight.

2675
01:42:36,397 --> 01:42:37,297
- 15!
- Okay.

2676
01:42:37,297 --> 01:42:38,977
You think about the EMP.

2677
01:42:38,977 --> 01:42:43,267
You remember from the schematics
that they had talked about,

2678
01:42:43,267 --> 01:42:45,997
in the Shadow Falcon Protocol
there was some kind of device

2679
01:42:45,997 --> 01:42:48,067
that was referred to as a super bomb.

2680
01:42:48,067 --> 01:42:49,597
- Yeah.
- And there's something

2681
01:42:49,597 --> 01:42:52,237
in there that you can recall or remember.

2682
01:42:52,237 --> 01:42:54,754
- You have to do some
sort of special cross

2683
01:42:54,754 --> 01:42:56,737
and it unlocks fucking something else.

2684
01:42:56,737 --> 01:42:58,150
- The Belgian cross.

2685
01:42:58,150 --> 01:43:00,130
- Yeah, but what was the thing

2686
01:43:00,130 --> 01:43:01,927
that Adrenanoxinil could be put?

2687
01:43:01,927 --> 01:43:02,760
- A bomb.

2688
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:04,540
- Yeah, a super bomb.
- Oh!

2689
01:43:05,377 --> 01:43:06,727
- So you're facing Dave on the roof.

2690
01:43:06,727 --> 01:43:08,437
Wendell, what are you doing?

2691
01:43:08,437 --> 01:43:12,817
- I'm gonna go help out
Drips, or my friend Russell,

2692
01:43:12,817 --> 01:43:17,817
and do the thing where Vin puts a

2693
01:43:18,185 --> 01:43:20,767
brick on the accelerator

2694
01:43:20,767 --> 01:43:24,697
and is mounting the car towards Dave.

2695
01:43:24,697 --> 01:43:25,530
- Unbelievable.

2696
01:43:25,530 --> 01:43:28,147
Okay, go ahead and give me a Drive check.

2697
01:43:28,147 --> 01:43:29,200
- Let's be crazy!

2698
01:43:30,157 --> 01:43:31,149
One!

2699
01:43:31,149 --> 01:43:32,416
- Ooh!
- Oh no!

2700
01:43:32,416 --> 01:43:33,547
And I think you already used some of your-

2701
01:43:33,547 --> 01:43:35,432
- Yeah, so I'm gonna take it and go ahead.

2702
01:43:35,432 --> 01:43:36,265
- Oh, 10!

2703
01:43:36,265 --> 01:43:37,754
- [Brennan] Oh, grab
10 Turbo Tokens! Shit!

2704
01:43:37,754 --> 01:43:39,664
- Killer. Killer.
- So as you roll that,

2705
01:43:39,664 --> 01:43:42,247
you see that Dave backflips, somersault.

2706
01:43:42,247 --> 01:43:44,137
Give me a Tough check.

2707
01:43:44,137 --> 01:43:46,267
He rolls a seven, but
he's gonna subtract five

2708
01:43:46,267 --> 01:43:47,737
from whatever you roll on Tough.

2709
01:43:47,737 --> 01:43:52,737
- All right, that is a
nine, but I will spend

2710
01:43:54,817 --> 01:43:59,817
and it'll be two, so that one,
which is two to nine is 11.

2711
01:44:01,837 --> 01:44:03,484
- Minus five is six.

2712
01:44:03,484 --> 01:44:04,777
- I'm more so counting up

2713
01:44:04,777 --> 01:44:06,667
because I'm about to blow this 12 up.

2714
01:44:06,667 --> 01:44:07,537
- [Brennan] Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2715
01:44:07,537 --> 01:44:09,067
- Boom. So it's blown up.

2716
01:44:09,067 --> 01:44:14,067
And then that is a three.

2717
01:44:14,707 --> 01:44:16,987
- He backflips and tries to
bicycle kick your head off.

2718
01:44:16,987 --> 01:44:20,347
You duck to the side,
wheeling around on the car.

2719
01:44:20,347 --> 01:44:23,017
As the White House begins
to fight the crane,

2720
01:44:23,017 --> 01:44:25,867
it moves a little bit
and all of you slide off

2721
01:44:25,867 --> 01:44:27,487
onto one of the wings.

2722
01:44:27,487 --> 01:44:29,647
As you like fall off the roof, bam,

2723
01:44:29,647 --> 01:44:33,686
land all together again
as Dave goes (screams)

2724
01:44:33,686 --> 01:44:36,037
(Brennan imitating
something whipping around)

2725
01:44:36,037 --> 01:44:38,077
And chops himself in half.

2726
01:44:38,077 --> 01:44:38,948
- [Izzy] Okay.

2727
01:44:38,948 --> 01:44:40,987
(Brennan imitating squelching)

2728
01:44:40,987 --> 01:44:44,197
Each half grows another,

2729
01:44:44,197 --> 01:44:47,864
and there are two President
Slater Hancocks facing you.

2730
01:44:47,864 --> 01:44:51,787
(Brennan laughs maniacally)

2731
01:44:51,787 --> 01:44:53,497
- Snake Legs.

2732
01:44:53,497 --> 01:44:55,574
One of you's mine.

2733
01:44:55,574 --> 01:44:57,127
- "One of you's mine." (laughs)

2734
01:44:57,127 --> 01:44:59,707
Dang, you are inside the White
House running to and fro.

2735
01:44:59,707 --> 01:45:01,729
You hear violence on the outside.

2736
01:45:01,729 --> 01:45:03,937
Are you attempting to go
further into the White House,

2737
01:45:03,937 --> 01:45:05,227
or are you trying to get to the roof?

2738
01:45:05,227 --> 01:45:06,094
Trying to get to the
wing? What are you up to?

2739
01:45:06,094 --> 01:45:07,747
- I'm trying to connect with Dave.

2740
01:45:07,747 --> 01:45:09,187
- Okay.
- I think that's

2741
01:45:09,187 --> 01:45:10,687
the best use of my abilities.

2742
01:45:10,687 --> 01:45:11,520
- Hell yes.

2743
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:13,717
You rush out to the wing to join them.

2744
01:45:13,717 --> 01:45:15,030
You see that there's
two of them facing you.

2745
01:45:15,030 --> 01:45:17,917
You see he looks at you and goes, "Great!

2746
01:45:17,917 --> 01:45:19,957
More fucking losers!

2747
01:45:19,957 --> 01:45:21,397
Which one are you?"

2748
01:45:21,397 --> 01:45:23,422
- The one you hate the most, motherfucker.

2749
01:45:23,422 --> 01:45:25,987
(Ally laughs)

2750
01:45:25,987 --> 01:45:28,540
- I'm gonna do what I
always should have done.

2751
01:45:29,527 --> 01:45:32,257
Put you outta your fucking misery,

2752
01:45:32,257 --> 01:45:35,317
sitting there in the
corner of the porn section,

2753
01:45:35,317 --> 01:45:37,537
fucking wasting your life away.

2754
01:45:37,537 --> 01:45:41,767
If you don't build something,
then you are fucking garbage!

2755
01:45:41,767 --> 01:45:43,520
I made Dave's Video World!

2756
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:44,437
What did you make?

2757
01:45:44,437 --> 01:45:47,587
- I go like this and my
hands turn to metal again,

2758
01:45:47,587 --> 01:45:50,647
and four missiles shoot
out, one for each knuckle.

2759
01:45:50,647 --> 01:45:51,947
- Give me a Weapons check.

2760
01:45:53,557 --> 01:45:55,867
- Five. I'll make it blow up to a 12.

2761
01:45:55,867 --> 01:45:57,680
- Whoa, shit!
- I got the data.

2762
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:58,987
- "I got the data." (laughs)

2763
01:45:58,987 --> 01:46:00,187
- Eight!
- Oh, boom!

2764
01:46:00,187 --> 01:46:02,510
- Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.

2765
01:46:02,510 --> 01:46:04,267
I blow up again.

2766
01:46:04,267 --> 01:46:05,347
- You're rolling on a d20?

2767
01:46:05,347 --> 01:46:06,180
- Now I will be.

2768
01:46:06,180 --> 01:46:07,210
- Okay, now you will be. Got you.

2769
01:46:07,210 --> 01:46:09,127
- Yes.
- Unbelievable.

2770
01:46:09,127 --> 01:46:10,447
- 14.
- Nice.

2771
01:46:10,447 --> 01:46:12,547
- So that's a 12 and a 10

2772
01:46:12,547 --> 01:46:13,927
and a 14?
- Mm-hmm.

2773
01:46:13,927 --> 01:46:14,917
- Okay.

2774
01:46:14,917 --> 01:46:17,257
- Oh, I need to double blow
up, so then I get six back.

2775
01:46:17,257 --> 01:46:18,307
Great.
- Okay. Yes.

2776
01:46:18,307 --> 01:46:20,257
- Thank you.
- Wow. Holy shit.

2777
01:46:20,257 --> 01:46:22,837
You fire four missiles out of your hand.

2778
01:46:22,837 --> 01:46:27,837
One of the Daves fucking blows
up, is destroyed immediately.

2779
01:46:28,897 --> 01:46:31,612
The sword flies up, grabs it again.

2780
01:46:31,612 --> 01:46:32,617
(Brennan yells loudly)

2781
01:46:32,617 --> 01:46:35,527
Screams at you, and we
are going to cut back.

2782
01:46:35,527 --> 01:46:36,757
Jack, you have the crane,

2783
01:46:36,757 --> 01:46:38,797
the backflippers have all
rushed into the White House.

2784
01:46:38,797 --> 01:46:41,557
And then Kingskin, you are
fighting at the portico

2785
01:46:41,557 --> 01:46:42,637
with the other guards.

2786
01:46:42,637 --> 01:46:44,297
What are you all doing now?

2787
01:46:44,297 --> 01:46:49,297
- I wanna call down to
Lucy and Johnny and Doug.

2788
01:46:52,777 --> 01:46:53,767
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

2789
01:46:53,767 --> 01:46:57,372
- And I wanna be like, "Can you guys,

2790
01:46:58,707 --> 01:47:02,467
do you guys have any intel
on Shadow Falcon Protocol

2791
01:47:02,467 --> 01:47:04,027
that we could use up here?"

2792
01:47:04,027 --> 01:47:06,217
- They start to call out sequences to you.

2793
01:47:06,217 --> 01:47:09,284
You hear your son, Johnny, go,

2794
01:47:09,284 --> 01:47:10,987
"Dad, I'm gonna wire you through!

2795
01:47:10,987 --> 01:47:13,087
I think part of the chain from that crane

2796
01:47:13,087 --> 01:47:15,964
has tapped into the
White House server room.

2797
01:47:15,964 --> 01:47:20,587
Try to upload your data file
onto the crane's computer.

2798
01:47:20,587 --> 01:47:22,327
Hack the crane, Dad!"

2799
01:47:22,327 --> 01:47:24,697
- Okay. Incredible.

2800
01:47:24,697 --> 01:47:26,347
- Give me a DC...

2801
01:47:26,347 --> 01:47:29,797
This is a DC 11 Tech
check. What's your Tech?

2802
01:47:29,797 --> 01:47:30,630
- Four.

2803
01:47:30,630 --> 01:47:33,264
- You got this? Oh!
- Can you borrow mine?

2804
01:47:33,264 --> 01:47:35,317
- Yeah. Yeah, are you nearby?

2805
01:47:35,317 --> 01:47:37,447
- So you're gonna Alpha Squadron?

2806
01:47:37,447 --> 01:47:40,604
- Yeah, we can combine
or it can just be like,

2807
01:47:40,604 --> 01:47:44,020
"This old gal doesn't
know much about tech.

2808
01:47:45,217 --> 01:47:46,987
I may need some help."

2809
01:47:46,987 --> 01:47:48,007
- From me?

2810
01:47:48,007 --> 01:47:49,300
- Yeah.

2811
01:47:49,300 --> 01:47:51,007
- Aw!
- Who me?

2812
01:47:51,007 --> 01:47:52,417
- Yes!

2813
01:47:52,417 --> 01:47:53,250
- Oh my-

2814
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,359
Me?

2815
01:47:54,359 --> 01:47:57,278
- Upload the crane into the fucking data!

2816
01:47:57,278 --> 01:47:58,884
(Ify laughing)

2817
01:47:58,884 --> 01:48:02,947
- Uploading crane to sky database.

2818
01:48:02,947 --> 01:48:03,780
Can I roll Tech?

2819
01:48:03,780 --> 01:48:04,970
- Roll Tech. Here we go.

2820
01:48:04,970 --> 01:48:06,303
Difficulty's 11.

2821
01:48:07,372 --> 01:48:10,357
- 10. I spend one to meet it.

2822
01:48:10,357 --> 01:48:11,287
- Should we Alpha?

2823
01:48:11,287 --> 01:48:12,877
Should I just also roll just in case?

2824
01:48:12,877 --> 01:48:14,440
- See if you beat it by five.

2825
01:48:16,177 --> 01:48:17,647
- One. Blow up.

2826
01:48:17,647 --> 01:48:18,827
- Blow up.
- Nice.

2827
01:48:18,827 --> 01:48:20,647
(Ify clapping)
- Roll your d6.

2828
01:48:20,647 --> 01:48:22,417
- Four.

2829
01:48:22,417 --> 01:48:23,647
- Four.
- Should I blow up?

2830
01:48:23,647 --> 01:48:24,877
- Yeah!
- [Brennan] If you want to!

2831
01:48:24,877 --> 01:48:25,764
You'll double whatever
tokens you have left

2832
01:48:25,764 --> 01:48:27,249
if you blow up.

2833
01:48:27,249 --> 01:48:29,230
(loud explosion)
So that's a six.

2834
01:48:30,457 --> 01:48:31,814
- Two.
- Two. Okay.

2835
01:48:31,814 --> 01:48:32,857
That is 12.
- I mean I could blow it up.

2836
01:48:32,857 --> 01:48:34,597
(Izzy laughs)
- You could.

2837
01:48:34,597 --> 01:48:36,067
- You could, but we gotta keep going.

2838
01:48:36,067 --> 01:48:39,457
- You have 18 tokens

2839
01:48:39,457 --> 01:48:41,767
if you wanted to keep
blowing up your Tech die,

2840
01:48:41,767 --> 01:48:42,787
but that's up to you.

2841
01:48:42,787 --> 01:48:43,797
- Sure.
- Okay.

2842
01:48:43,797 --> 01:48:45,397
- So I'll spend six.

2843
01:48:45,397 --> 01:48:47,296
You spend six to blow up the d8.

2844
01:48:47,296 --> 01:48:49,657
- So now I have 12.
- You have 12 left.

2845
01:48:51,187 --> 01:48:52,150
- Seven.

2846
01:48:53,407 --> 01:48:55,357
- If you blow this up, then
you double what's left,

2847
01:48:55,357 --> 01:48:56,407
so you might as well.

2848
01:48:56,407 --> 01:48:58,174
- Okay. Three.
- Spend three.

2849
01:48:58,174 --> 01:49:02,047
And now whatever's happening
there is doubled as well.

2850
01:49:02,047 --> 01:49:03,804
Unreal.
- [Ify] Back to 16, I think.

2851
01:49:03,804 --> 01:49:05,617
- Three.
- Three on the d12. Okay.

2852
01:49:05,617 --> 01:49:07,177
- Then add 10 to that.

2853
01:49:07,177 --> 01:49:08,077
And then add 10 to that.

2854
01:49:08,077 --> 01:49:10,478
- Add nine and you go,
because you went back,

2855
01:49:10,478 --> 01:49:13,237
'cause you had 12, then you added,

2856
01:49:13,237 --> 01:49:16,237
you took away three.

2857
01:49:16,237 --> 01:49:19,964
So you had nine, then that
doubled, so then you had 18.

2858
01:49:19,964 --> 01:49:21,157
So then you could go ahead and-

2859
01:49:21,157 --> 01:49:21,990
I'd go all the way to 20.

2860
01:49:21,990 --> 01:49:23,527
- Let's do it.
- Incredible.

2861
01:49:23,527 --> 01:49:25,358
- Remember, every 20 is a chance

2862
01:49:25,358 --> 01:49:26,688
to blow up a country.
- What'd you just roll

2863
01:49:26,688 --> 01:49:28,760
on the d12?
- Three.

2864
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:29,707
- A three.

2865
01:49:29,707 --> 01:49:32,227
So you have 18, you could spend nine

2866
01:49:32,227 --> 01:49:34,297
and still have nine tokens.

2867
01:49:34,297 --> 01:49:36,427
Blow that up.
(loud explosion)

2868
01:49:36,427 --> 01:49:37,777
And now you're at a d20.

2869
01:49:37,777 --> 01:49:39,157
- Let's do it!
- [Brennan] For Tech.

2870
01:49:39,157 --> 01:49:40,597
Go ahead and roll Tech.
- Usha teaches Paula

2871
01:49:40,597 --> 01:49:41,947
everything.
- Yeah, yeah!

2872
01:49:41,947 --> 01:49:43,027
- It's like the scene from "Ghost"

2873
01:49:43,027 --> 01:49:44,648
but with a computer.
- Yeah.

2874
01:49:44,648 --> 01:49:45,481
(Alex laughing)

2875
01:49:45,481 --> 01:49:47,207
- Go ahead and roll that d20, babe.

2876
01:49:49,237 --> 01:49:53,102
- 16.
- Unbelievable.

2877
01:49:53,102 --> 01:49:55,627
So you get behind, and Patrick Swayze.

2878
01:49:55,627 --> 01:49:59,647
So we see a skinny
hacker Patrick Swayze-ing

2879
01:49:59,647 --> 01:50:01,867
Detective Jack Manhattan.
- Double click, space bar.

2880
01:50:01,867 --> 01:50:03,757
- I'm sorry, if I blow up that one,

2881
01:50:03,757 --> 01:50:04,957
do I go again?
- Get another chance to roll.

2882
01:50:04,957 --> 01:50:06,082
Yes.
- So you can spend four

2883
01:50:06,082 --> 01:50:09,157
and double up and have 10.
- Do, do, do, do, do it.

2884
01:50:09,157 --> 01:50:09,990
- Yeah.
- Do it. Okay.

2885
01:50:09,990 --> 01:50:11,294
You blow up the d20.

2886
01:50:11,294 --> 01:50:14,137
(loud explosion)
- Okay, nine.

2887
01:50:14,137 --> 01:50:16,927
- So we watched someone
go from a d4 in Tech

2888
01:50:16,927 --> 01:50:18,997
to a d20 in a single roll.

2889
01:50:18,997 --> 01:50:22,717
- And I have just one more
token than I started with.

2890
01:50:22,717 --> 01:50:24,067
- One more token than you started with.

2891
01:50:24,067 --> 01:50:25,826
- [Jacob] Crazy.
- I think this game works!

2892
01:50:25,826 --> 01:50:27,217
(all laughing)

2893
01:50:27,217 --> 01:50:28,087
I think it works.

2894
01:50:28,087 --> 01:50:30,547
So the controls of this crane

2895
01:50:30,547 --> 01:50:33,403
are just huge levers and gear shifts.

2896
01:50:33,403 --> 01:50:35,407
- Oh, come on, Jack!
- There is no screen

2897
01:50:35,407 --> 01:50:36,637
anywhere on this.
- Come on!

2898
01:50:36,637 --> 01:50:38,347
- But both of you begin to hear

2899
01:50:38,347 --> 01:50:43,347
this sort of whining of
gears speak to you in binary.

2900
01:50:44,377 --> 01:50:47,917
And every machine is a computer.

2901
01:50:47,917 --> 01:50:51,907
Every machine is a computer.

2902
01:50:51,907 --> 01:50:54,127
When you hack hard enough,

2903
01:50:54,127 --> 01:50:58,357
the whole world becomes a database.

2904
01:50:58,357 --> 01:51:01,297
Electricity begins to move
through the chain of the crane

2905
01:51:01,297 --> 01:51:02,130
back and forth.

2906
01:51:02,130 --> 01:51:05,347
The gears speak to you, moving
through, and you begin to-

2907
01:51:05,347 --> 01:51:07,717
Sonically, it's sort of like

2908
01:51:07,717 --> 01:51:10,867
the Morse code of the gears grinding

2909
01:51:10,867 --> 01:51:13,897
communicates a set of binary information

2910
01:51:13,897 --> 01:51:16,357
that you can process with tech knowledge

2911
01:51:16,357 --> 01:51:20,707
into a 3D map in your
mind of the White House

2912
01:51:20,707 --> 01:51:22,447
as it exists right now.

2913
01:51:22,447 --> 01:51:26,047
The squeaking crane communicates
the security footage

2914
01:51:26,047 --> 01:51:28,927
of the internal White House database.

2915
01:51:28,927 --> 01:51:31,150
You can see everything.

2916
01:51:32,917 --> 01:51:35,557
And with that, you can
communicate over your radio

2917
01:51:35,557 --> 01:51:37,267
the exact directions.

2918
01:51:37,267 --> 01:51:42,267
And what you see is an
enormous point of radioactivity

2919
01:51:44,797 --> 01:51:47,857
in the center of the Oval Office.

2920
01:51:47,857 --> 01:51:49,507
- There's a nucleus of the White House!

2921
01:51:49,507 --> 01:51:52,867
- In the center of the Oval
Office, there is a super bomb.

2922
01:51:52,867 --> 01:51:56,017
That super bomb is Dave's MacGuffin.

2923
01:51:56,017 --> 01:51:59,257
As long as it exists, Dave exists.

2924
01:51:59,257 --> 01:52:02,467
There's one turn left,
which is Senator Kingskin

2925
01:52:02,467 --> 01:52:03,517
up at the portico.

2926
01:52:03,517 --> 01:52:07,360
- Go to the Oval Office and eat that bomb.

2927
01:52:09,067 --> 01:52:10,627
- Yes, sir!

2928
01:52:10,627 --> 01:52:14,260
- Or crush it with the
skill we saw you use.

2929
01:52:15,277 --> 01:52:17,677
- I will do one of those things.

2930
01:52:17,677 --> 01:52:18,510
- Incredible.

2931
01:52:18,510 --> 01:52:20,917
- He's gonna march over
to the Oval Office.

2932
01:52:20,917 --> 01:52:23,167
- People are openly firing on you.

2933
01:52:23,167 --> 01:52:24,967
Are you just gonna walk through
it and march straight there?

2934
01:52:24,967 --> 01:52:27,217
- I'm gonna use my briefcase.

2935
01:52:27,217 --> 01:52:29,012
- Awesome.
- To deflect.

2936
01:52:29,012 --> 01:52:31,717
- This is gonna be, I'm gonna roll here.

2937
01:52:31,717 --> 01:52:34,867
That is a 17 Tough check.

2938
01:52:34,867 --> 01:52:37,117
- Okay.
- Does anyone have Tough to...

2939
01:52:37,117 --> 01:52:38,060
- It's okay.

2940
01:52:38,060 --> 01:52:41,080
I made this choice to defend
myself with a briefcase.

2941
01:52:42,607 --> 01:52:46,297
Okay, it's a nat one.
- But...

2942
01:52:46,297 --> 01:52:48,277
- I already maxed it out.

2943
01:52:48,277 --> 01:52:49,507
- So you've already maxed
out one of your dice.

2944
01:52:49,507 --> 01:52:50,497
- Roll a different skill?

2945
01:52:50,497 --> 01:52:52,117
- Maybe I'll re-roll a different.

2946
01:52:52,117 --> 01:52:53,737
Can I re-roll Brawl?

2947
01:52:53,737 --> 01:52:55,787
- You can re-roll Brawl. Yeah, go for it.

2948
01:52:59,737 --> 01:53:00,712
- That's a nine.

2949
01:53:00,712 --> 01:53:01,545
- Okay.

2950
01:53:01,545 --> 01:53:05,617
You begin to solidly march
through the open hallways

2951
01:53:05,617 --> 01:53:08,227
where the clusters of super
soldiers have gathered.

2952
01:53:08,227 --> 01:53:11,587
You walk calmly through
their firing lines.

2953
01:53:11,587 --> 01:53:15,847
They light you up like you've
never been lit up before.

2954
01:53:15,847 --> 01:53:18,487
It is an unending storm of bullets.

2955
01:53:18,487 --> 01:53:20,200
You take an injury level.

2956
01:53:21,307 --> 01:53:23,407
- Don't worry, you can
pop 'em out of your back.

2957
01:53:23,407 --> 01:53:26,767
- Okay. (laughs)
- You're just loading up.

2958
01:53:26,767 --> 01:53:28,296
- Loading up ammo, really?
- [Izzy] Yeah!

2959
01:53:28,296 --> 01:53:30,657
- I'm just, I'm going to work!

2960
01:53:30,657 --> 01:53:32,200
(all laughing)

2961
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:34,575
- Senators don't work here!

2962
01:53:34,575 --> 01:53:35,841
(Brennan imitates automatic gunfire)

2963
01:53:35,841 --> 01:53:36,994
(Ify laughs)

2964
01:53:36,994 --> 01:53:37,867
- Absolute Boromir.

2965
01:53:37,867 --> 01:53:40,087
- Yeah! Absolute Boromir behavior.

2966
01:53:40,087 --> 01:53:42,727
As you are being led in by your friends,

2967
01:53:42,727 --> 01:53:45,487
to see if the bullets slow you down

2968
01:53:45,487 --> 01:53:47,797
or if you can like power through them,

2969
01:53:47,797 --> 01:53:50,830
I'm gonna need Stunts 10.

2970
01:53:52,507 --> 01:53:55,477
- Nine. And I'll blow that up!

2971
01:53:55,477 --> 01:53:57,035
- Whoo!
- Boom!

2972
01:53:57,035 --> 01:53:58,977
- Let's see if you can
beat it by at least five.

2973
01:54:01,060 --> 01:54:03,397
- 10, so that's 20.
(Rekha gasps)

2974
01:54:03,397 --> 01:54:04,420
- Hey, did you want-

2975
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:06,394
- Do, you wanna blow it up?
- You wanna blow that up?

2976
01:54:06,394 --> 01:54:08,797
- That's okay, I wouldn't
double any tokens.

2977
01:54:08,797 --> 01:54:10,597
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

2978
01:54:10,597 --> 01:54:11,437
I'm so sorry.
(epic guitar riff)

2979
01:54:11,437 --> 01:54:12,486
- Oh, I have to.
- Yeah. Yeah.

2980
01:54:12,486 --> 01:54:13,822
- Yeah. Thank you so much.

2981
01:54:13,822 --> 01:54:14,660
- Thank you.
- Boom!

2982
01:54:14,660 --> 01:54:17,557
You double whatever
tokens are in your dish.

2983
01:54:17,557 --> 01:54:19,147
- It's none.
- None.

2984
01:54:19,147 --> 01:54:20,494
- At least you get to roll a 20.

2985
01:54:20,494 --> 01:54:21,977
- And then I'll roll at 20!

2986
01:54:21,977 --> 01:54:22,987
- [Brennan] And now you get to roll a d20!

2987
01:54:22,987 --> 01:54:24,577
- The most important thing
you can do right now.

2988
01:54:24,577 --> 01:54:25,410
- Yes.
(Ify laughs)

2989
01:54:25,410 --> 01:54:28,477
- I'll be honest, I have
the fear of rolling a 20

2990
01:54:28,477 --> 01:54:30,299
because I don't wanna do it.
(Ify laughing)

2991
01:54:30,299 --> 01:54:31,881
- [Brennan] There are two other abilities!

2992
01:54:31,881 --> 01:54:32,758
There's two other abilities.

2993
01:54:32,758 --> 01:54:34,592
- No, I'll go up there.

2994
01:54:34,592 --> 01:54:36,311
- "No, I'll do it, but I don't want to."

2995
01:54:36,311 --> 01:54:37,144
(Ify laughing)

2996
01:54:37,144 --> 01:54:37,977
- It's okay, Alex, you've got this.

2997
01:54:37,977 --> 01:54:40,177
Whatever you choose.
- Come on. Let's do it.

2998
01:54:41,137 --> 01:54:41,970
- 11.

2999
01:54:41,970 --> 01:54:43,027
- [Ally] Nice.
- Incredible.

3000
01:54:43,027 --> 01:54:44,887
22 plus 11 is 33.

3001
01:54:44,887 --> 01:54:46,777
- Oh, yeah!
- So walking sort of slowly

3002
01:54:46,777 --> 01:54:49,207
through bullets, eventually
you are bleeding enough

3003
01:54:49,207 --> 01:54:51,727
and it does hurt enough
that you want it to stop

3004
01:54:51,727 --> 01:54:54,967
and you jump straight
up through the ceiling

3005
01:54:54,967 --> 01:54:57,037
and the floor of the Oval Office, bam.

3006
01:54:57,037 --> 01:54:58,837
You are standing in the Oval Office.

3007
01:54:59,707 --> 01:55:04,387
On the wing of the massive
White House super jet,

3008
01:55:04,387 --> 01:55:07,837
transformer White House jet monstrosity,

3009
01:55:07,837 --> 01:55:10,387
there is a car with Vic Ethanol on it.

3010
01:55:10,387 --> 01:55:13,087
Greg Stocks with missile hands.

3011
01:55:13,087 --> 01:55:17,917
Jennifer Drips brawling
with a sword-wielding

3012
01:55:17,917 --> 01:55:21,157
President Slater Hancock, AKA Dave Balt.

3013
01:55:21,157 --> 01:55:24,727
Suit, broadsword, American flag bandana.

3014
01:55:24,727 --> 01:55:29,107
In the crane, becoming
one with tech itself,

3015
01:55:29,107 --> 01:55:31,837
Jack Manhattan and G13.

3016
01:55:31,837 --> 01:55:34,567
A White House full of backflipping

3017
01:55:34,567 --> 01:55:36,577
gymnastics martial artists.

3018
01:55:36,577 --> 01:55:40,027
And in the Oval Office, a
smoking hole in the floor.

3019
01:55:40,027 --> 01:55:41,614
Before you, Kingskin,

3020
01:55:42,487 --> 01:55:45,727
filled with Adrenanoxinil
Plutonium Sulfate,

3021
01:55:45,727 --> 01:55:47,290
is Dave's MacGuffin.

3022
01:55:48,667 --> 01:55:50,377
The super bomb.

3023
01:55:50,377 --> 01:55:51,607
That's all for this episode

3024
01:55:51,607 --> 01:55:54,667
of "Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up."

3025
01:55:54,667 --> 01:55:58,351
We'll see you all next week
on the thrilling finale.

3026
01:55:58,351 --> 01:55:59,977
(loud explosions)

3027
01:55:59,977 --> 01:56:01,657
- We'll see what I get up to later.

3028
01:56:01,657 --> 01:56:03,727
- Oh, please don't go rogue!
(Alex laughing)

3029
01:56:03,727 --> 01:56:04,897
Please don't go rogue.
- Bye!

3030
01:56:04,897 --> 01:56:07,447
- Usha! Rewind the tape!

3031
01:56:07,447 --> 01:56:09,337
- I got the coordinates for you.

3032
01:56:09,337 --> 01:56:10,520
Fire the cannon.

3033
01:56:11,857 --> 01:56:15,007
- (echoing) Vampire
President Powers activate!

3034
01:56:15,007 --> 01:56:16,867
- You're all in a film.

3035
01:56:16,867 --> 01:56:17,737
- Oh my God.

3036
01:56:17,737 --> 01:56:18,967
- Everybody's in a movie.

3037
01:56:18,967 --> 01:56:20,737
- Stop being so hot!

3038
01:56:20,737 --> 01:56:21,847
- I can't.

3039
01:56:21,847 --> 01:56:24,637
- I've never felt more
powerful than in this suit.

3040
01:56:24,637 --> 01:56:26,407
But let's see what's underneath.

3041
01:56:26,407 --> 01:56:29,557
- There's a crane whipping
behind a flying White House.

3042
01:56:29,557 --> 01:56:30,959
- I can make it!

3043
01:56:30,959 --> 01:56:31,927
(Brennan yelling loudly)
(electricity charging up)

3044
01:56:31,927 --> 01:56:32,887
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

3045
01:56:32,887 --> 01:56:34,807
- I stab a bunch of people

3046
01:56:34,807 --> 01:56:36,967
with the tip of the Washington Monument.

3047
01:56:36,967 --> 01:56:39,127
- We get whatever we
want in this whole scene

3048
01:56:39,127 --> 01:56:41,636
and everybody else gets what
they want in their scene.

3049
01:56:41,636 --> 01:56:42,596
Okay?

3050
01:56:42,596 --> 01:56:44,077
- I think we fucked up.

3051
01:56:44,077 --> 01:56:46,327
- He's going after the
president's paperweight!

3052
01:56:46,327 --> 01:56:47,707
- Paperweight?

3053
01:56:47,707 --> 01:56:50,437
- (echoing) This is fucking crazy!

3054
01:56:50,437 --> 01:56:52,510
- Dave! I finished that invoice!

3055
01:56:53,439 --> 01:56:55,117
- "No matter how much you try,

3056
01:56:55,117 --> 01:56:59,107
you're still the same losers
from my fucking video store!"

3057
01:56:59,107 --> 01:57:02,847
You fax a stick of dynamite to space.

3058
01:57:02,847 --> 01:57:04,049
What did you get this roll?
(Alex gasping)

3059
01:57:04,049 --> 01:57:06,547
- Is it a 20? It's a 20!

3060
01:57:06,547 --> 01:57:07,380
- Yes!

3061
01:57:08,496 --> 01:57:10,417
(Izzy laughing)

3062
01:57:10,417 --> 01:57:11,649
Rekha, are you okay? (laughs)

3063
01:57:11,649 --> 01:57:12,724
- No!

3064
01:57:12,724 --> 01:57:13,557
(Ally laughing)

3065
01:57:13,557 --> 01:57:17,318
(exciting '80s action music)

3066
01:57:21,402 --> 01:57:25,569
(exciting action music continues)