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Hello, one and all, and
welcome to another episode of

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"Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness."

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I'm your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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With me, as always, are
our intrepid heroes.

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Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.

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Die, Intrepid Heroes!

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Last we left off,

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we were in the throes of
plotting and planning, for indeed

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Patty Babcock had finally assented

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to run Bingo the dog for mayor.

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And all he had to be
promised was $600,000.

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♪ All we do is win, win,
win, no matter what ♪

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DJ Khaled!

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He's coming to the- We're
gonna do Tiny Desk Concerts

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but it's only DJ Khaled.

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- Also, we have one employee.
- How did you guys

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even think of that?

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What's up?

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- Rebel Purpee, brother.
- Rebel Purpee!

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Rebel Purpee.

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Free Skate Purpee.

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United Free Skate of Purpee.

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- Free skate of Purpee.
- Free skate of Purpee.

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Skate Free Purpee.

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Remember when that guy was like,

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"I do not eat pussy."

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Which guy?

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DJ Khaled.

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Our best friend.

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- Wait, he said that?
- He went on a full,

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"I don't eat pussy," tour.

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Yeah, it was beautiful.

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I learned a lot.

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That is not a statement that
earns you a lot of friends.

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And I'm amazed that he-

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Definitely doesn't earn you partners.

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Doesn't earn you partners.

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Oh, he's married so...

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Yeah.

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- Which makes it darker.
- Oh, his poor wife.

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- His poor, poor wife.
- Kind of a dark situation.

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But not least of which
is Bingo running for mayor,

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but I'll tell you who's
no longer seeking power,

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and that would be Ermine Damanescu.

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- Oh thank god.
- Who was fully devoured

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...into the portal to oblivion

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by Bat Child in a knock-down-drag-out

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in the middle of the street
with Zaeth, Darkness Man-

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- Whoa, this is...
- This is her.

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This is her.

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"Adventuring Party" is after this.

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Oh shit.

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I had too much herbal tea.

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I think it's the rain.

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- I think it's-
- It's raining in LA

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for the first time in 27 years.

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It feels fertile.

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- And everyone's-
- I feel fertile, as

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I hydroplane, yay!

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Yeah, just-

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Skirt!

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Going sideways across
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- "I feel fertile."
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"God, I feel fertile!"

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Should "Adventuring Party"
be really buttoned up?

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Yeah, we'll make it very-

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Maybe we could play

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the actual game in "Adventuring Party."

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What are we doing?

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The article
about Florian Whittaker

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had come out.

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- Yes.
- With that caveat on it

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that it was sort of formatted

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or it was at a different angle in it

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than you guys were anticipating

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and discovered that Maya
Jayashtri had actually reached out

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to Nancy on your behalf

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and was talking to HJ about
sort of why she did that.

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Bat Child and Darkness
Man also found Bigfoot.

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He took Todd Farner's bazooka

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intending to alert the
members of my order,

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which included Estelle
Laurent, the Loch Ness Monster,

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the Yeti, and no longer includes
Mothman who has gone rogue.

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Can we just cut to Bigfoot
on the bottom of the ocean

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shooting a whale with a bazooka.

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So just hip-firing a bazooka.

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Hey, the whale is clearly Moby Dick.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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- Oh, interesting.
- It's an aggressive

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- sperm whale.
- I must stop you!

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He's shooting Google data centers.

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This one's for Ahab! Blam.

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- Do they really?
- The internet across-

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They do some in the ocean.

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It's not the bottom of the ocean.

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So Bigfoot gave
us a lot of information

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about Jack of the Pines,

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who appears to be an
invasive fertility spirit

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who has traveled with the
Douglas family westward,

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all the way to Purpee.

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Stop fucking looking at me.

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Oh dude, that was your storyline.

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- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, big time.

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It was on Murph's
wishlist to go down against

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a fertility spirit.

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Well, to destroy a
fertility spirit, you need-

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I mean, you'll get into
this in the episode,

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but you may need a pervert.

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- And that's, um-
- Thank god.

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We got the biggest one around.

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- We have a pervert with-
- It's in the episode.

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...unbelievable grip strength.

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That's what Shocking Grasp-

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Stop!

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Stop!

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You also found some interesting
stuff about the offer.

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We had a conversation
between HJ and LaVonte

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about being seneschal of Austin.

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Zaeth had a conversation with Koschei

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- where unbelievably he told-
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- fucking funny.
- ...a ranking member

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of the Camarilla that yeah,

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Ermine got what was fucking coming to her

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because you step in Purpee,

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you're gonna step in shit.

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Purpee's covered in shit.

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Wipe your fucking shoes.

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Wipe your fucking shoes, dude.

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Madelaine almost considered an extraction

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from her sort of sad mentor,
the Marquis de Lafayette,

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who has got a connection
with her in Melbourne

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amongst the Camarilla of Melbourne,

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and had a voice note from
the prince of Melbourne,

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Chip Lindy, who talked about all the-

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Rough interactions.

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...talking
about all the exciting-

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I think Chip sounds like a hoot.

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- I mean-
- Not for Madelaine.

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- For me, sure.
- Yes.

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I think I would love to go hang out with

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some Australian vampires.

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But Madelaine? No.

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Bigfoot talked to you and
said that Jack of the Pines

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wouldn't be bestable until
after the summer solstice.

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That the sun is ascendant.

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And he said the only one who
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the malevolent demon Kupuru

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that had been kept in
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was Herbert Melvin.

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A whole bunch of shit was going-

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You guys are deep in the thick of it here.

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But suffice it to say,
you guys finally have

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your candidate for mayor.

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Bingo, locked and loaded.

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Wingstreet and Worthy on the prowl.

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Bat Child and Darkness Man
finally cornered Bigfoot

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and have learned the secret
of Jack of the Pines.

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And when this nasty spirit
that appears to be powering

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the Douglases will be bestable.

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Zaeth managed to declare
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and by doing so,

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create a weird loophole
in the Camarilla's laws

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that if Ermine did not
respect the authority

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of the prince in Purpee,
then it's the prince's right

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to be able to call a blood hunt.

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But we'll see... You know,
there are legal realities

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and then there are political realities.

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So we'll see how long that can stick.

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I understand it all.

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- I don't understand-
- I understand it all.

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I understand it all.

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I understand all of the politics of that.

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And we also have not only
the running for mayor

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to contend with, we also
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Florian Whittaker's city council seat.

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In which case you've been put
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Maya's partner, who's the daughter of-

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who grew up in the house 9
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and is a Rogue County PCP.

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She's working at the sort
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you know, organizers and activists

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for local and state politics.

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- So sick.
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prompted her to maybe think
about running for office

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and she demured at first,

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but then followed up with some
thoughts about the bus lines

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here in Purpee.

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All of which is to say
much is in the works,

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and we finally are in the
conclusion of, I think,

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downtime rolls we actually
made two episodes ago

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'cause you guys are moving hot and heavy.

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You guys are getting a lot of stuff done.

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But finally in setting up the campaign,

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setting up Rebel Purpee,
this new skate company,

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and Bingo the dog's running for mayor-

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It's a cool half a
million out the window.

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Cool half a mil out the window.

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Hey, you gotta give-

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He definitely would've done
it for a quarter million.

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- He definitely would've-
- Way less than that.

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- He might've done it for-
- I think he would've done it

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- for, yeah.
- ...$60,000.

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- Just a nice starting-
- And we're only paying him

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$400,000. We just guaranteed
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- should Bingo win.
- Should Bingo win.

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Yes.

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Madelaine,
talking to Chip Lindy,

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or hearing that note,
declaring that she lived

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in motherfucking Rome,

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but still with some desire to
maybe return to Paris one day,

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voiced her first kind words
for the town of Purpee.

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And we return to the weeks leading up

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to the summer solstice,

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which is also the Laurent Horror Festival.

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Madelaine, your working
with Estelle Laurent

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and the festival coordinators
has ramped up in a big way.

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LaVonte, HJ, you finally have open runway

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now that you have your candidate

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to dig deep into a stat-

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like, getting the
campaign paperwork filed,

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doing all these things you need to do.

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For Darkness Man and Bat Child,

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you finally have this understanding of

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what the full supernatural
spectrum of Purpee was

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before you got here.

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There are still those ghosts
in the Whittaker mine.

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You learned that this
demon was helping Bigfoot

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keep Jack of the Pines at bay.

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But with Bigfoot repelled
by the subterranean tower

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and Kupuru no longer, basically,

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being able to repel the spirit,

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Jack of the Pines is now sort of free

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to do whatever his malevolent will is.

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And there are questions about

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how best to possibly defeat him.

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For Zaeth, you now have told your sire,

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the Brujah primogen of San
Francisco, what happened.

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You must imagine whether
from the Camarilla

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or the Douglases or
indeed even from Beholdr,

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this strange vision Madelaine had

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of Ermine embracing a
strange Davis Otherman

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composed of ones and zeros.

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Is there possibly some other enemy

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swirling out there in the darkness?

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We return to Purpee in the days and weeks

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leading up to the midsummer solstice

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and the Laurent Horror Festival.

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As your guys' nights
grow shorter and shorter,

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tangled up in the flannel
big-box store bedsheets

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of Tina Bunders, Zaeth, you are-

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I'm smoking two cigarettes.

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Smoking two cigarettes.

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Disgusting!

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She's wearing a short
little hockey jersey.

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Hey!

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00:10:44,806 --> 00:10:48,030
- A short little-
- It's not yours, but she's

257
00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,070
kind of looking like-

258
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:52,680
You see her in a short
little hockey jersey

259
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,320
coming in with two cups of tea.

260
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,116
- The main-
- Is that a hockey jersey?

261
00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,174
It's so small.

262
00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:01,704
Yeah, it's... I've had it,
I've had it for so long, I-

263
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,810
It's a child's hockey jersey.

264
00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,330
I know. I reached for
the first thing I had and-

265
00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:09,330
- It was a child's...
- A child's hockey jersey.

266
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,440
- Crazy!
- I kind of

267
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,450
can't feel my arms, it's cutting off-

268
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,154
Seems tight in the arms.

269
00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:16,162
- And it's tight in the arms.
- Can I smoke in here?

270
00:11:16,162 --> 00:11:17,760
You can- You already have.

271
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,200
- Yeah.
- "Tell you that.

272
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,617
I'll tell you that for free."

273
00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:22,110
Zaeth, at the foot of the bed,

274
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,912
the mayor is looking right at you.

275
00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,770
I'm just completely
avoiding eye contact with him.

276
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,115
It's too intimate.

277
00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,208
That's so weird that she let him stay.

278
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,340
He wouldn't go in the
other room? Is that?

279
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,930
No, he won't. He gets upset.

280
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,010
He'd be scratching at the door.

281
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,090
Gotcha.

282
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,830
Interrupting, so whatever, yeah.

283
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,140
Yeah, it's honestly more
distracting if he's at the door

284
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,220
than if he's just at the foot of the bed.

285
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,613
We shoulda tried it, I guess.

286
00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:46,919
He stays pretty quiet.

287
00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:49,320
- My god!
- Yeah.

288
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,300
Wow, I can't believe it.

289
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,720
Well, this is... I've never done...

290
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,370
I've never done anything like this before,

291
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,710
and I just feel so- I feel alive.

292
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,540
I mean, do you feel alive?

293
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,130
Always.

294
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:02,963
Except for when I-

295
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,253
I'm doing this to not look at the dog.

296
00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:09,937
As your hand goes up, you
hear-

297
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:12,780
Okay.

298
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,650
All right.

299
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,740
Yeah, I feel alive all the
time, you know, and this is-

300
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,680
So it's funny, I was talking
to someone earlier today

301
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,905
before you picked me up
in that horse carriage.

302
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:27,090
Where do you stable your horse?

303
00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:30,570
Oh, I... you know, I
have a couple of friends

304
00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:35,190
who let me... Just kinda wherever.

305
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:40,452
And the horse is, very
much like your mayor here,

306
00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:42,180
- he's-
- I know, Mayor Roofus.

307
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,800
Can you believe it? Life's so crazy.

308
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,510
People love Ghorse, and so

309
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,410
people are happy to have him wherever.

310
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:51,185
Most supermarkets are cool with it.

311
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,650
Big-box stores let you, if you ask 'em,

312
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,350
they'll let you park your carriage

313
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,868
where RVs are.

314
00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:03,660
You know, overnight
parking kind of situation.

315
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,988
Waiting for an answer.

316
00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:06,854
Why?

317
00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,900
Well, I was in city council today

318
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,060
'cause Roofus had a meet-

319
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,026
There was a meeting he had to be at.

320
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,180
They had to take a photo with him.

321
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:18,780
And I was talking to Gene Douglas.

322
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,510
Apparently, someone stole a
horse from their property.

323
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,160
They've been looking for him for a while.

324
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,470
- Stole a horse from where?
- From Golden Bounty Farms.

325
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,340
Let me write this down.

326
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,627
Golden Bounty... Golden...

327
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,110
Bounty... horse stolen.

328
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:31,943
Crazy.

329
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,835
- They're trying to get the-
- A horse was stolen?

330
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,608
Two cigarettes, one notepad, one pen.

331
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,473
- He has two cigarettes-
- Blocking the dog.

332
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,762
A horse was stolen?

333
00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:47,286
- What?
- Yeah.

334
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,420
There was a bit of a tussle

335
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:51,690
between Florian and Gene,

336
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,360
'cause they wanna double
the police budget,

337
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,040
'cause they had this horse stolen and-

338
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,590
They're doubling the budget
because one horse was stolen?

339
00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,450
Yeah, well they think there needs to be-

340
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,250
- Double?
- Double the- Well, they need

341
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,540
more squad cars.

342
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,090
- How do you feel about that?
- And they want...

343
00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:07,440
Gene was talking about them having a tank.

344
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,700
He wants them to have a tank.

345
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,200
Tank.

346
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,033
What?

347
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:13,260
And they also wanted a
lot of the police fired,

348
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:16,050
'cause they deleted a bunch of the footage

349
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,243
of when the Green Aisle burned down.

350
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:20,910
They think it was arson.

351
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,920
- They think-
- Green Aisle burned down?

352
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,480
- Yeah, they think there's-
- I'm just learning about

353
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,860
all this now.

354
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,200
Go ahead and give
me Manipulation, Subterfuge.

355
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,737
Oh, Subterfuge, eh?

356
00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:36,930
I'm gonna do a Rouse check.

357
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,385
You're Beautiful, too,

358
00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:39,218
- remember?
- Oh yes.

359
00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,055
All right, great.

360
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,720
Remember always that you are beautiful.

361
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,520
Don't forget that.

362
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,451
Don't forget.

363
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,663
All right, so then Beauty adds two.

364
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:50,399
♪ You're beautiful ♪

365
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,990
- Nice.
- That's three successes.

366
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:55,906
Yeah, you see, she says,

367
00:14:55,906 --> 00:15:00,300
"Yeah, it's... it's wild.
It's just a wild thing.

368
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,190
But yeah, they got in a big tussle.

369
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,810
And I just thought I would mention,

370
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,850
'cause there's horse
thieves running around.

371
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,088
Isn't that crazy? It sounds
like the Middle Ages.

372
00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:09,420
- Horse thieves."
- Yeah, horse thieves.

373
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,260
Crazy.

374
00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,910
But, so just thought
you should be careful

375
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,500
'cause Ghorse is such a cutie.

376
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,370
Yeah.

377
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,770
I'd die before I let
anything happen to him, yeah.

378
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,440
Yeah, it's gotten...
the city council meetings

379
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,420
have gotten dark recently.

380
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,650
It just feels like-

381
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,663
In what way?

382
00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:26,670
Well, there's just
a lot of animosity, I think.

383
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:31,470
I think ever since Barnaby was
drowned by that awful nurse

384
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,300
and ever since-

385
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,017
We gotta exonerate that girl.

386
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,650
- And ever since-
- She's terrible.

387
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,690
- She's awful.
- God, every time

388
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,367
I see someone helping an old man, I go,

389
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,817
"What are you up to?"

390
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:47,395
And Gene said this
troubling thing, which is,

391
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,170
he was like, "If we're not
gonna double the police,

392
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,900
then we're gonna have to look
for other forms of security."

393
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,660
And he was meeting with
some of these young men

394
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:59,550
who are at the gun range a lot
and talking about, you know,

395
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,920
them needing their own
sort of security force

396
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,820
or something like that.

397
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,360
If crime's gonna be rampant, you know?

398
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,720
Beth's husband's still missing.

399
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,620
The guy who may or may not
have called her a cow, right?

400
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,000
Listen.

401
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,937
We- Nobody- Everyone's...
I've been trying to get Beth

402
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,814
to get to Swingles Night for
as long as I can remember.

403
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,370
Rory and Miranda, you know,

404
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,890
they've gotten kind of off
the deep end for me, even.

405
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,350
But they've been reaching out to Beth.

406
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,820
It's just been so tough and I just...

407
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,660
This town is sort of... I don't know.

408
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:40,200
I don't know if Purpee
feels the same anymore.

409
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,550
What?

410
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:45,213
Tina, if you and Roofus could
go anywhere in the world,

411
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:51,030
take the cell phone, delete
the social media accounts,

412
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:55,320
just feel the real world
around you, where would you go?

413
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,730
God...

414
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:59,670
- Medford.
- Medford?

415
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,410
Yeah, it's about 15 minutes up the road.

416
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:03,720
They've got two different
Italian restaurants.

417
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,740
Wow.

418
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,983
Pinging back and forth between
the endless breadsticks.

419
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,110
It's my dream.

420
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:10,943
Wow.

421
00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:12,527
But I don't know, I couldn't.

422
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:15,180
I mean, I depend on those
social media accounts

423
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,227
for income, you know?

424
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,068
And it's just hard.

425
00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:23,068
But if you were me,

426
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,760
what would you do in my position?

427
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,410
I'd go to Medford

428
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,813
and I'd make my dog a little Italian dog.

429
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,543
Huh?

430
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,060
I'd make his thing not mayor.

431
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,071
It'd be being an Italian dog.

432
00:17:39,177 --> 00:17:40,443
Doge dog.

433
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,260
Like the- Oh sorry, like Venice.

434
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,423
Never mind, it has connotations now.

435
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,340
Yeah, it just... I mean,

436
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:54,390
mayor is one spin on what a dog could be.

437
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:58,200
Obviously, it's a beautiful
thing, your dog being mayor.

438
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:03,200
It's classic. It's beautiful.
It's carefree. It's fun.

439
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,227
But what if he was Italian instead?

440
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:12,327
Molto bene.

441
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,720
"What if... This is so crazy."

442
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,980
She lies down in the bed.

443
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,690
You can see that one of her arms

444
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,670
are starting to get a little blue,

445
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,010
just from the jersey
cutting off circulation.

446
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,890
- She takes this-
- Are you sure about that?

447
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,832
- Where did it come- Did you?
- What's that?

448
00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,400
Did you wash it or something?

449
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,140
I think I washed it wrong.

450
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,910
And I think it's from a doll.

451
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:33,743
Yeah.

452
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,560
I don't even know how you
got it over your neck.

453
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,400
I think it's from a doll

454
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,424
and washing it made it way
bigger, so I could get it on.

455
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:45,100
- You have scissors?
- "Yeah, I do.

456
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,592
Can you help me?"

457
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:47,425
And she hands you a

458
00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,258
pair of scissors.

459
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,380
They have a zigzag kind.

460
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,769
- Yeah.
- It's for crafts.

461
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,250
Do you feel free?

462
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,420
Feel like you can finally breathe?

463
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,890
For the first time in a long time.

464
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,590
- Like you're in Medford.
- Am I bad?

465
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,103
It would be bad to stay here.

466
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,490
I want you to be free.

467
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,271
And even if that means we
can't be together anymore.

468
00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:10,511
After one night.

469
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,860
I want to be with you more than anything

470
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,093
in the goddamn world.

471
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,620
But you have to go to those
two Italian restaurants.

472
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,580
I'm gonna change my dog's legal address.

473
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,480
I'm gonna do it tonight.

474
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,320
Take this.

475
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,140
And just whatever's in
my pocket I give to her.

476
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,280
What's in your pocket?

477
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,370
I don't know, like,
a couple of quarters.

478
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,540
You give a couple of quarters

479
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,603
and one of those small
boxes of Sun-Maid raisins.

480
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,713
How long have those been in there?

481
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,690
Since before I turned into a vampire.

482
00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,620
2002.

483
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,362
You see, she looks and says,

484
00:19:48,362 --> 00:19:53,190
"Yeah, I have some
decisions I have to make,

485
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:56,403
but you've changed my life, Zaeth.

486
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,210
Thank god you rolled up in that little

487
00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:02,820
horse-drawn carriage like
something out of a fairytale.

488
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,413
No shirt, top hat.

489
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,292
It's beautiful."

490
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,880
She puts the top hat on
and walks in the nude

491
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,010
out into her home and says,

492
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,480
"Chip, honey, we should talk!

493
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,713
I think we should move."

494
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,750
She has a husband?

495
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,035
Oh yeah, she's married.

496
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,027
Window.

497
00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:25,867
Onto Ghorse.

498
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:29,130
Onto Ghorse,
riding off into the night.

499
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,100
The very next day, you
get a message, all of-

500
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,440
Or Darkness Man, you get a
message from Nancy Danderhoof

501
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,560
saying, "Don't need any
cherries this month.

502
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,580
I've got my scoop.

503
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,680
The people of Omaha are gonna be talking."

504
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,364
And publishes a story that
Roofus is not running for mayor.

505
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,281
- Wow.
- Mm.

506
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,060
Wow.

507
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,343
Mission accomplished.

508
00:20:50,227 --> 00:20:53,645
Omaha loves hearing about
other small-town gossip.

509
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,580
This is really capturing
the heart of Omaha.

510
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,750
- Omaha's gonna go nuts.
- Also, I don't think

511
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,100
Omaha is that small.

512
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,617
I mean, compared to Purpee.

513
00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:02,070
Compared to Purpee, it's pretty huge.

514
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,900
I think compared to San Francisco,

515
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,740
- and it's also like-
- Definitely a

516
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,670
medium-sized city.

517
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:06,823
There are places that you can get

518
00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:08,460
a small-town feel in Omaha.

519
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,227
Oh, don't I believe it.

520
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,830
With those
nine successes, Zaeth,

521
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,200
Tina Bunders has been persuaded

522
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,750
not to run Roofus for reelection.

523
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:22,860
You see a big post the next day of Roofus

524
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,990
with a big black handlebar mustache

525
00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:27,480
and a little kerchief
and a gondolier's pole.

526
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,000
And she says-

527
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,590
He's Italian now.

528
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,751
Darkness Man laughs so hard

529
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,100
he needs to take a laugh break,

530
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,799
and he's just holding his
knees and he's wheezing.

531
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:39,840
Help him, help him.

532
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,673
Somebody help him.

533
00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:42,120
- You guys-
- The dog's Italian.

534
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,830
You gotta screenshot that

535
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,030
and show it to Darkness Man

536
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,140
- whenever he feels bad.
- That's so funny.

537
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,520
What's the caption?

538
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,762
It says, "Molto bene."

539
00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,588
Everyone in the comments is saying,

540
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,020
"Buongiorno, Roofino."

541
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:59,283
And you see there's a "Good
Morning America" segment on it.

542
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:01,770
It's just good clean fun.

543
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:02,880
He could dream bigger.

544
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,720
He could go live in Italy
with this kind of heat.

545
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,570
But then he wouldn't be
a special dog, would he?

546
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,490
I buy all the merch for Darkness Man.

547
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,470
I'm clicking all the
way through to Zazzle.

548
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,360
There's a stuffed meatball.

549
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,427
I'm dropping a ton of hints.

550
00:22:17,427 --> 00:22:19,800
It's not my birthday
for, like, four months.

551
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,260
It would suck if those sold out,

552
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,487
or if they stopped printing those.

553
00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:25,950
Can you imagine how expensive
those will get on eBay

554
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,450
- after they sell out?
- Yeah.

555
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,828
Damn, sucks it's not my
birthday for four months.

556
00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:32,573
Yeah, totally, dude.

557
00:22:32,573 --> 00:22:34,500
We have five of everything.

558
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,840
Yeah, we all are trying
to do it privately.

559
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,610
A bunch of different sizes.

560
00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:39,879
I think he's a medium.

561
00:22:39,879 --> 00:22:41,116
Tina, can you hook it up?

562
00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:43,290
- He's a medium.
- Seven feet tall!

563
00:22:43,290 --> 00:22:45,037
Tina, can you hook it up?

564
00:22:45,037 --> 00:22:47,062
They're sold out of the XXLs.

565
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,430
And she says, "XXL Buongiorno, Roofino

566
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:51,480
is coming right your way."

567
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,382
- Wow.
- I love you.

568
00:22:56,580 --> 00:23:00,300
In that interim period, the
runway now is totally clear.

569
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,630
The town is scrambling,
and you guys are here.

570
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,280
I think, through Cal,

571
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,310
you are hearing disgraced Florian,

572
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,660
what the family wants to do,

573
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,060
who they maybe wanna run for mayor.

574
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:15,030
But it becomes very clear
that Boyd, Gene's son,

575
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,040
is now considering running for mayor.

576
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,763
And the Whittakers- You
see Cal is basically like-

577
00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:22,440
The attitude amongst the Whittakers

578
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,300
with Barnaby dead and Florian disgraced,

579
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,630
is that their family is fully withered

580
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,580
and on the back foot, essentially.

581
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,010
I think the other thing here is, HJ,

582
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:36,000
you have that meeting with Maya

583
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,520
where she specifically
asked for it to just be

584
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,645
potentially you and Bat Child.

585
00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:42,478
Yeah.

586
00:23:42,478 --> 00:23:44,130
And you were trying
to invite everybody else

587
00:23:44,130 --> 00:23:47,640
and Maya was like, "I'm
sort of not into that."

588
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,710
- Just different combinations.
- Different combinations.

589
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:52,687
Just until we got two that was allowed.

590
00:23:52,687 --> 00:23:54,030
It was like that Mastermind
game with the pegs.

591
00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:54,863
Yeah.

592
00:23:54,863 --> 00:23:57,030
It was pretty much everyone
but these two, right?

593
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,651
Yeah, essentially.

594
00:23:58,651 --> 00:24:01,834
And there wasn't enthusiasm
for Darkness Man or Zaeth.

595
00:24:05,331 --> 00:24:08,459
Okay?

596
00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,530
But yeah, she reaches
out to you being like,

597
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,790
"Do you wanna get together?"

598
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:14,070
Yeah, yeah. I think I do.

599
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:15,780
- Hell yeah.
- We've already had our talk

600
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,183
so I think obviously I'm
gonna relay everything.

601
00:24:18,183 --> 00:24:19,140
But, yeah.

602
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:23,130
You arrive. They meet up
with you at Angie's Diner,

603
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,590
and you see Amelia's back there again.

604
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,350
Amelia's been actually
corresponding with you

605
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:31,380
a lot about some of your
proposals and different things,

606
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,480
like in the bus lanes and stuff like that.

607
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,330
And I think what you can just
see is that she has a mind

608
00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:39,060
that sort of starts to
perseverate on this problem.

609
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,960
Stays engaged with the
things you have put forward.

610
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,183
Are you going solo or
are you bringing anybody?

611
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,008
I think that we're
going together, right?

612
00:24:47,008 --> 00:24:48,229
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, I can go

613
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,366
- if you want me to.
- Yeah, I think so.

614
00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:51,240
If you guys- I mean I definitely
float it to the whole room.

615
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,800
We're both at the doorway like-

616
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,540
- So are we?
- Either way is fine,

617
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,590
- you know.
- We rolling or?

618
00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:56,423
Yeah?

619
00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:59,550
You guys both just took a
shower and you're ready to go.

620
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:00,420
- But.
- Yeah, we both just

621
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:01,676
took a shower and we're ready.

622
00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:04,800
The shower was super cold for me

623
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,810
'cause Zaeth had just taken one.

624
00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,370
I took a 45-minute shower.

625
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,780
You guys both look really good.

626
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:10,953
These are new clothes?

627
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,120
Well, she kind of made it clear that-

628
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,815
And I can smell that you
used Zaeth's body wash.

629
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,360
- Yeah.
- Shh, no.

630
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,770
It's kind of cedar-y.

631
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:20,603
- Yeah.
- Stop.

632
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:21,436
I think it's just gonna be

633
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,893
- us two tonight.
- I'm sorry, what?

634
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:26,320
All right, we need to stay
behind and hash this out.

635
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,847
'Cause you honestly just
sold me down the river.

636
00:25:28,847 --> 00:25:30,480
- I'm sorry.
- We're gonna have a chat.

637
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,410
- We're gonna have a chat.
- You guys go.

638
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,820
I meant it as a compliment.

639
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,720
Yeah, okay.

640
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,150
Look, I know I haven't
been paying for toiletries

641
00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:39,180
as much as I should and I'm
trying to get better about that.

642
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,548
We're gonna go to the 99 Cents Store

643
00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:43,042
and we're gonna get you some stuff.

644
00:25:44,384 --> 00:25:45,602
Okay.

645
00:25:45,602 --> 00:25:50,095
We go to the 99 Cents Store
and "get me some stuff."

646
00:25:50,095 --> 00:25:52,053
If there's a trip to the 99 Cents Store,

647
00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:54,650
- I might be busy.
- Actually, yeah, wait.

648
00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,063
I... Yeah, should I just
call her and cancel?

649
00:25:57,063 --> 00:25:58,862
- We're gonna get-
- Break into the

650
00:25:58,862 --> 00:26:00,728
99 Cents Store?

651
00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:03,168
I'm sorry, tonight I'm
working on my kick flip, so.

652
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,472
Just in the backyard.

653
00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,698
Every time your legs split so

654
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,497
you can land on the ground,
you're like, "Fuck!"

655
00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:14,520
But no, really, do
you guys want to come?

656
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,629
No, it's fine, we have
to... I have to get-

657
00:26:16,629 --> 00:26:18,345
I have to go get him some Pert Plus.

658
00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:21,480
I have to get Pert Plus
conditioner-slash-shampoo.

659
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,499
Okay.

660
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,420
- All right, well-
- Slash body wash.

661
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:25,440
It's everything.

662
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,190
You might have some Italian
dog flavored body wash coming.

663
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:32,077
- Oh shit, wait!
- Stop!

664
00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:33,333
I got it, too.

665
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,953
- Really?
- Fuck, I got the 12 pack.

666
00:26:35,953 --> 00:26:38,310
- I got the 24 pack.
- What?

667
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,720
Never mind, you guys go. You guys go.

668
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,430
Darkness Man is laughing too hard

669
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:43,308
to hear what you guys are saying.

670
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:46,590
Have fun and be careful.

671
00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:47,706
Supposed to smell like focaccia.

672
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,666
You guys be so careful.

673
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,798
Have fun though!

674
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,437
Have fun out there.

675
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:56,550
- Have fun with it.
- Have fun with it.

676
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:58,740
- We show up.
- HJ and Bat Child,

677
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,803
you guys arrive at the diner

678
00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:04,050
and you see Maya and
Amelia seated at a booth.

679
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,550
Maya looks up and goes,

680
00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:07,770
- "HJ, thanks for coming!"
- Of course.

681
00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,840
- Vesper, good to see you.
- Hi!

682
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,550
Amelia says, "Vesper, check it out."

683
00:27:11,550 --> 00:27:15,210
And puts over a folder to you.

684
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,130
- And within the folder-
- A dossier.

685
00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,860
A little dossier that
slides over to you.

686
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,590
And you see it says "Zoo versus sanctuary.

687
00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:24,074
Pros versus cons."

688
00:27:24,074 --> 00:27:27,030
Oh, I know that a sanctuary's better.

689
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:29,160
I know that a sanctuary is better.

690
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,470
The best zoos are secretly sanctuaries.

691
00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:33,450
- Oh.
- You see, she goes,

692
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:37,320
"Oh, well I didn't know I
was... I didn't mean to..."

693
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,260
She says, "All I wanted to do
was kick off a conversation.

694
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,230
But you obviously know-"

695
00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,610
No, no, no, there's a lot of zoos

696
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,050
that are actually sanctuaries,

697
00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:48,608
but the word "zoo" is
so nostalgic for people,

698
00:27:48,608 --> 00:27:50,640
so you just gotta slap it on there.

699
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,110
That makes
a lot of sense to me.

700
00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:54,540
Even with very fun animals at it,

701
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:57,840
sanctuary just feels very solemn.

702
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,580
- Yeah.
- And zoo feels very fun.

703
00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,413
Yeah.

704
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,750
And people feel like if
they bring their kids

705
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,450
to a sanctuary, it's gonna
be a learning experience.

706
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,220
But they wanna bring their kids to a zoo,

707
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,530
'cause that feels like it's
an experience for the kids.

708
00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:11,910
You see, she says, "That
makes a lot of sense."

709
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:13,560
So we'll run it like a sanctuary,

710
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,380
- but we'll call it a zoo.
- "Good. Yeah, got it."

711
00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,976
You see that Maya goes,

712
00:28:17,976 --> 00:28:20,730
"This is a sort of messaging conversation

713
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,857
that I think is a good
one about the future

714
00:28:23,857 --> 00:28:26,412
of what we're doing here.

715
00:28:26,412 --> 00:28:27,720
Amelia, you wanna-"

716
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,490
And you see Amelia looks over and says,

717
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,680
"I've been thinking a lot about it.

718
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,130
I feel like maybe running for
city council makes sense."

719
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:35,963
Awesome!

720
00:28:35,963 --> 00:28:37,140
This is great news.

721
00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:41,760
We would love to put everything
that we have behind you.

722
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,260
Help you get some momentum.

723
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,640
I think you would be great.

724
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,207
Maya nods here and says,

725
00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:48,690
"And this is what we wanted to talk about.

726
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:51,900
What do you guys have behind you?"

727
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,130
Money.

728
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,720
Enthusiasm.

729
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,820
- See, she smiles.
- Research.

730
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,930
Data.

731
00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,220
Focus groups.

732
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,050
Ties to San Francisco.

733
00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:02,940
A fleet of buses.

734
00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:03,990
- We got a lot.
- Oh, yeah, we do have

735
00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,520
a fleet of buses.

736
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,574
Also, pretty good bodyguard
who can look like trash.

737
00:29:08,574 --> 00:29:10,800
Yeah, we sure do.

738
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,110
Yeah, the money, right? The money.

739
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:14,760
I know that's the stuff you have.

740
00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:19,756
So obviously I have to ask,
where does your money come from?

741
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:23,903
Oh, that's a good question.
I've never thought to ask.

742
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,810
I always just assumed that
once you get to a certain age

743
00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:29,058
you just have money.

744
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:32,250
Well, you can live off of interests,

745
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,490
which is definitely a
strong part of my portfolio.

746
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:38,430
But I also have owned several businesses

747
00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:42,483
and I've just been
around for quite a while.

748
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,261
HJ has had work done.

749
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,074
You see that Amelia goes-

750
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,460
Really tasteful work.

751
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,465
Did our Sprites come yet?

752
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,852
You see Angie
brings some Sprites over to you.

753
00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,673
I take a sip, it falls outta my mouth.

754
00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,853
Downside of being so beautiful.

755
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,731
You guys talk for a
little bit more about the

756
00:30:12,731 --> 00:30:14,730
running for office and
what that would mean.

757
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:18,210
Amelia... There's a moment
where Amelia excuses herself

758
00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:21,780
from the table, and Maya
sort of turns over and says,

759
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,210
"The reason I went and
talked to Nancy Danderhoof

760
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:29,210
is because Florian's weak
as a city council candidate.

761
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:34,200
If he had stepped down, if
the pressure had been on him

762
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,480
to step down from city council,

763
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,250
then there would just be an open seat

764
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,693
and they would get someone
better to run for it."

765
00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:42,172
Hmm, that's shrewd.

766
00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:43,372
But we could beat him.

767
00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:44,367
We can beat him, 'cause-

768
00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:47,430
Now there's a mark on
his record, so to speak.

769
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,560
By focusing on the
credit union's crimes,

770
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,580
what has happened is

771
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,250
he's been forced by the board of directors

772
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,450
of the credit union to resign.

773
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:57,323
What do you think about being
the CEO of the credit union?

774
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,910
I'm gonna put all my cards on the table.

775
00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:07,860
There are members of your vampiric family

776
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,073
that have not been saying the full truth.

777
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,374
LaVonte is one of them.

778
00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:14,557
LaVonte is not-

779
00:31:14,557 --> 00:31:17,283
He's thinking about
taking seneschal in Austin.

780
00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:20,250
It's like a vampiric station, right?

781
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,530
- Yeah, yeah.
- I didn't know that.

782
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:23,880
We had a conversation about it.

783
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,640
I think it'd be a great fit for him.

784
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,290
It's up to him if he stays or not.

785
00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,680
But I mean, when you're
in this kind of business,

786
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,890
amazing opportunities are
finding you all the time.

787
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:36,814
He's incredibly talented.

788
00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:38,040
He's fantastic

789
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,075
For sure, but when
people come and tell me

790
00:31:40,075 --> 00:31:42,900
that they care about Purpee,
and they don't, that's a lie.

791
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,619
And all I'm trying to ascertain is-

792
00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:46,350
Pretty black-and-white thinking.

793
00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:49,590
I don't think some people are liars.

794
00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:51,270
If they lie, they're always liars.

795
00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,310
I think that life is
just more complicated.

796
00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:58,310
I think us having hundreds
of years more experience

797
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,630
than you, things just kind of compound.

798
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,600
So I think that you and I are
having a misunderstanding here

799
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,270
that is just youth versus experience.

800
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,920
And I'm sorry if that sounds
like I'm dismissing you,

801
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,743
but there's not a world where
we can't run this without him.

802
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:18,873
Where we can run this without him.

803
00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:22,800
Where we can't not run
this without not him.

804
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,800
That's sort of my... That's
sort of my point, HJ, is,

805
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,350
are you here to run Purpee?

806
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:36,120
I'm here to make beautiful
pottery in a cabin,

807
00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:41,851
and I want to be

808
00:32:41,851 --> 00:32:43,701
someone who's living in Purpee,

809
00:32:43,701 --> 00:32:47,310
and definitely we both
want to be someone who's

810
00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:50,130
bringing something to Purpee
that it desperately needs,

811
00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:52,290
which is a nocturnal zoo.

812
00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:55,620
Can I suggest, or can I weigh in?

813
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:58,440
Obviously, I don't know LaVonte that long,

814
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,130
so I would say I've been kind
of witnessing him the same.

815
00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:03,600
And when you first meet him,

816
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,300
you think that what
motivates him is money.

817
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,670
But I actually think it's not that.

818
00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:11,970
The impression I get is not,
"I wanna make as much money,

819
00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:13,320
I wanna be in charge."

820
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,280
It's that he wants to be
a part of something great.

821
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,960
I think he loves the adrenaline
of taking on something

822
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,970
that other people say you can't do.

823
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,380
And a lot of times that is money.

824
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,510
Money's a really good analogy for that

825
00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:28,920
- because it is often-
- Timeless.

826
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,230
...the hardest thing to get.

827
00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:33,750
So I think it seems like he's
money hungry or something,

828
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:37,140
but really he just loves a challenge.

829
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,423
- Yeah.
- That's my impression though.

830
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:43,893
I also thought I was a bat up
until about a week ago, so.

831
00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:47,573
No, that's really,
that's a great takeaway.

832
00:33:47,573 --> 00:33:52,573
I think that you're voicing
some apprehension around him.

833
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,960
Totally understandable.

834
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,313
I'm voicing some apprehension
around you, HJ, to be clear.

835
00:33:57,313 --> 00:33:58,860
I don't feel comfortable enough

836
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:01,650
even talking to some of the
other friends this openly.

837
00:34:01,650 --> 00:34:02,790
How do you know you can trust me?

838
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,623
- Because you're-
- You don't know

839
00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:05,237
where I've been.

840
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:10,533
I'm a 43-year-old 22-year-old.

841
00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:12,960
Oh shit.

842
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,180
- Cat's out of the bag.
- I'm sorry... I'm sorry for,

843
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:19,740
I'm sorry if my inherent
trust in your ulterior motives

844
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,690
has insulted you or offended you.

845
00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,220
If you'd like me to be
more suspicious of you,

846
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,053
I'm happy to do that.

847
00:34:24,053 --> 00:34:26,130
- Yeah, please do.
- Okay, great.

848
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,713
Not so sure about you.

849
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,760
Moving away from defensiveness,

850
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,203
put yourself in my position.

851
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,110
Six vampires roll up into town,

852
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,910
kill a bunch of people very quickly,

853
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,300
totally shatter the
previous power dynamic,

854
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,100
which is a good thing.

855
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,433
Buy the Rockefeller tree, put
it up in front of Mike's Bar.

856
00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:50,910
Shirtless vampire running
around town on a horse.

857
00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,440
There have been multiple police shootouts.

858
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,220
Now yes, our police department
are psychos, that's for sure.

859
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,260
I think everything
except for the shootouts

860
00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:00,300
is actually really good for the town.

861
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,720
I'm not saying that
I'm in opposition to you,

862
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:08,283
but I have limited strength and focus.

863
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,890
I can't get on the side
of "in with the new boss,

864
00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:15,638
same as the old boss."

865
00:35:15,638 --> 00:35:18,210
And therefore, if the intention-

866
00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:22,890
if your guys' problem with Purpee isn't

867
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:27,300
it has a horrifying
consolidation of power,

868
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,850
but rather that you're not at the top of

869
00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:32,370
the horrifying consolidation of power,

870
00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:33,720
that's a big difference.

871
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,310
It's the biggest difference.

872
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,960
Yes, I couldn't agree more.

873
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,380
We actually were told to
come here and just get in bed

874
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:43,050
with the people in
power and that's enough.

875
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:45,872
Yeah, we're actually in big
trouble with the vampires.

876
00:35:45,872 --> 00:35:48,000
Because of the way we've been doing stuff.

877
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,170
I love to hear that.

878
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:51,360
I'll help. If you're in trouble with

879
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,300
whatever power structure
you come from, great.

880
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,820
But we got here and the
place had been gutted,

881
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,370
and you guys are missing huge

882
00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:02,700
parts of your community.

883
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:06,390
There are no parks, there's no
ER, there's not a bus system.

884
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:08,790
The dog's the mayor. He's now Italian.

885
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,070
We just, we wanna help.

886
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:14,460
How did you work that
angle on Tina Bunders

887
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:16,380
- to get her to move to-
- Zaeth's so hot.

888
00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:18,960
Tina Bunders had a little
flame of passion in her

889
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,769
that all it took was a little

890
00:36:20,769 --> 00:36:22,169
- from Zaeth.
- Yeah.

891
00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:25,140
And you'd think that'd blow it out.

892
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,100
But no, it was a trick candle.

893
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,917
- It was a little, no wait-
- And it came back bigger.

894
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,516
It was like a kindling.

895
00:36:29,516 --> 00:36:30,552
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- You know.

896
00:36:30,552 --> 00:36:32,220
Oh yeah yeah, totally.

897
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,360
Little bit of oxygen.

898
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,728
Maya just says,

899
00:36:34,728 --> 00:36:36,793
"The last thing I want to
be is your guys' enemy.

900
00:36:36,793 --> 00:36:39,570
I have no problem with you all being here.

901
00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:43,533
I don't foresee any world
where I'm working against you.

902
00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:47,520
What I'm asking here basically is this.

903
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,160
If you're here to turn Purpee into

904
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,110
your personal playground,

905
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,810
then we should just
say, 'Nice knowing you,'

906
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:57,900
and go our separate ways
and do our separate things.

907
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:02,703
If you actually have a
vision of sharing power,

908
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:07,620
of making things more
equitable in this town,

909
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,270
that I'm down for."

910
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,440
Great.

911
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,150
I've already put my bid in

912
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:13,980
to be one of the new board of directors

913
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,120
for the credit union.

914
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,770
- Oh, cool.
- You have a lot of money.

915
00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:18,720
You said that's your big thing, right?

916
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,553
Yeah.

917
00:37:19,553 --> 00:37:21,240
I would love, and Amelia,

918
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,472
who's friends with a lot of the people

919
00:37:22,472 --> 00:37:24,225
that are on the board of directors there,

920
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,840
would love to recommend you as CEO.

921
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,920
It'd be a full-time job.

922
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,680
It takes a lot of time
to run a credit union.

923
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,740
- And the thing is-
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

924
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,940
No, yeah, yeah.

925
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:37,260
Yeah.

926
00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:39,570
I'm just pretty efficient
at this point in my life.

927
00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:40,403
- Sure.
- This would be like

928
00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:41,280
a part-time, part-time job for me.

929
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,480
I understand.

930
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,920
But yeah, yeah, totally.

931
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,270
She looks and says,

932
00:37:45,270 --> 00:37:49,380
"The thing is, I would be happy to make

933
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,240
that recommendation, but
it wouldn't make any sense

934
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,213
to make the recommendation

935
00:37:52,213 --> 00:37:55,470
if you didn't bank with the credit union.

936
00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,560
And I would be interested in

937
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,570
if that's something you would consider,

938
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:03,120
if you would consider moving your wealth.

939
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,070
Because the credit union
right now skates by,

940
00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:07,200
there's not a lot of
wealth in the credit union.

941
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,580
Even the Whittakers didn't really have

942
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,450
most of their holdings in.

943
00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:13,620
So I would have to move
all $750,000 to my name,

944
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,938
to the credit union?

945
00:38:14,938 --> 00:38:16,430
You have $750-

946
00:38:18,555 --> 00:38:21,630
- I'd have to think about it.
- It should 400 less.

947
00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,340
No, I want to be honest.

948
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:26,493
No, no, but 400 of
that is committed to...

949
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,640
- Oh, to- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

950
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,473
Oh, you're right.

951
00:38:30,473 --> 00:38:35,130
Then I guess it's just
$350,000 of my net worth

952
00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:36,090
to the credit union.

953
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,940
You see Amelia returns
to the table and Maya says,

954
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,050
"I think we're done here.

955
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:41,160
Have a good one, HJ."

956
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,852
Amelia says, "Are we..." And Maya's like,

957
00:38:42,852 --> 00:38:44,670
"Yeah, I think we can wrap it up."

958
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:45,603
Why is that?

959
00:38:46,504 --> 00:38:47,445
You're good.

960
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,390
You're good.

961
00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:52,410
Okay.

962
00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,793
You see, yeah.

963
00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:54,750
"It's just an insult to me.

964
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,402
I know you have more than $750,000."

965
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,690
- Maya-
- Liquid.

966
00:38:57,690 --> 00:38:59,310
You think I have more money than that

967
00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:00,780
not wrapped up in stocks?

968
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,353
I can't move all of that in here.

969
00:39:02,353 --> 00:39:04,500
I actually genuinely fell for it.

970
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,990
750 seemed like a lot.

971
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:11,070
You shipped a 200-foot
tall tree from what,

972
00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:13,390
like, Montreal across the States here-

973
00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:14,490
- Yeah.
- ...to put it in front of

974
00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:15,783
- Mike's Bar.
- Yeah.

975
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,994
All right. Have a good
one, HJ. Appreciate you.

976
00:39:18,994 --> 00:39:20,002
Okay.

977
00:39:20,002 --> 00:39:22,133
And you see that
she heads out from the diner.

978
00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:23,340
Maya, before you leave,

979
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:27,540
I just wanna interrupt
one false assumption

980
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:29,010
you keep making.

981
00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:32,070
You keep thinking that we
came here and we saw problems,

982
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:35,460
but I think that when we came here,

983
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,850
at least some of us really
saw exciting opportunities

984
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,920
to make things that we didn't have

985
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,218
in the place that we came from.

986
00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:47,550
So I guess I think that
you're so defensive

987
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:50,490
and on alert right now,
and it's gonna end up-

988
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:53,580
- Costing you.
- What's it gonna cost me?

989
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,280
This place could be amazing
if we all work together.

990
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,240
HJ, that's what I'm asking for.

991
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,640
I don't know if I'm maybe
not making myself clear.

992
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,380
I'm asking for us to work together.

993
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:05,213
- Yes.
- You're just doing it

994
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:06,840
in a very combative way.

995
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,300
Well, I have been lied to

996
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,830
by some of your guys' companions.

997
00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:12,180
- You've been lied to?
- Yeah.

998
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,860
- By LaVonte?
- Yes.

999
00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,483
What did he lie to you about?

1000
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,880
His salesman pitch.

1001
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,758
His spiel about we're gonna
make the future Purpee,

1002
00:40:19,758 --> 00:40:20,591
everything's gonna be Purpee.

1003
00:40:20,591 --> 00:40:22,770
And while that's happening,
he's setting up moves

1004
00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,390
to go elsewhere.

1005
00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:27,570
All I'm saying is, I don't
know your guys' full story,

1006
00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:29,460
but I don't think the full story was

1007
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:32,490
you elected to come to
Purpee because you love it.

1008
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:33,330
Am I wrong?

1009
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:36,990
No, we were sent here
and we took it on the chin-

1010
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,340
- Sorry, you were sent here?
- ...but we're excited

1011
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,930
to be here. Yes.

1012
00:40:39,930 --> 00:40:41,730
Sent here to do what?

1013
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,070
Look, it's just a tone issue thing.

1014
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:47,520
Your whole tone is "gotcha."

1015
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,820
Every question you ask
is, "Ha-ha, gotcha."

1016
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:51,913
- This is why-
- Do you know how

1017
00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:54,096
exhausting it is to talk to you, girl?

1018
00:40:55,271 --> 00:40:57,390
I'm over here chugging Sprite.

1019
00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:59,520
It's falling out of my surgery scars.

1020
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,490
It feels like a one-sided job interview.

1021
00:41:02,490 --> 00:41:03,570
I think we're done here.

1022
00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:07,258
And then I grab
and we speed walk away.

1023
00:41:08,393 --> 00:41:10,712
Great, you
guys leave the diner.

1024
00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:13,290
I get- Was that wrong?

1025
00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:15,427
I just thought maybe if we
left, she would be kind of like,

1026
00:41:15,427 --> 00:41:17,041
"Damn, I really gotta think about that."

1027
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,720
I think it was technically wrong,

1028
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,640
but I also don't know how we were ever

1029
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,473
gonna get through to her.

1030
00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:22,783
It just felt kind of
uphill, and I honestly,

1031
00:41:22,783 --> 00:41:24,330
I just need to take a nap after that.

1032
00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,860
I feel like I was hanging out with a niece

1033
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,879
that just went away to college.

1034
00:41:27,879 --> 00:41:29,962
And has a bunch of ideas and now-

1035
00:41:29,962 --> 00:41:31,679
And they're not wrong!
They're not wrong.

1036
00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:32,512
They're not wrong,

1037
00:41:32,512 --> 00:41:34,680
but they're so idealistic that you just...

1038
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,940
how to meet in the middle.

1039
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:36,840
It was just hard,

1040
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,510
and I'm really glad you were here with me.

1041
00:41:39,510 --> 00:41:41,130
I mean, I don't think I helped 'cause I

1042
00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:42,330
helped us run away.

1043
00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,430
I don't know. I mean, I
feel like if we could just

1044
00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:46,163
talk to Amelia without Maya.

1045
00:41:46,163 --> 00:41:48,000
- I know.
- 'Cause Amelia seems like

1046
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,710
she just really believes in the town

1047
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:50,753
and Maya just feels like

1048
00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:53,250
she's gonna keep setting
hurdles for us to run into.

1049
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,120
Yeah, totally.

1050
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,880
Moving all my money to
the credit union here is-

1051
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,515
Doesn't that feel kind of extortionary?

1052
00:41:58,515 --> 00:41:59,640
It's a little hard.

1053
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,830
It's a little bit of a
hard ask and it's just-

1054
00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:04,200
I don't understand what a
credit union is enough though,

1055
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,490
to understand what that means.

1056
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,320
Maybe that is an
investment in the community

1057
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,430
and I don't understand.

1058
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,720
Just felt weird to be like,

1059
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,910
- "I won't trust you until you-"
- I could move some.

1060
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:12,926
Yeah, yeah totally.

1061
00:42:12,926 --> 00:42:14,070
- I think, yeah-
- ...give me money.

1062
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,300
There's something going on there,

1063
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,553
but I don't think that that's our...

1064
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,570
I wanna keep that door open
but it was almost a non-starter

1065
00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,130
that just the two of us could show up

1066
00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:24,305
- in the first place.
- Just the two.

1067
00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:25,677
- She's controlled everything-
- So the attitude...

1068
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,800
...and I think that if- It
doesn't stop there, right?

1069
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,060
- Yeah.
- What's the next demand

1070
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,250
to prove our- It feels like loyalty tests.

1071
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,080
Totally, and it makes-
And you were right

1072
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,250
to point out that it makes sense,

1073
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,260
'cause she's been just constantly burned.

1074
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,720
We're living in her
girlfriend's mom's house

1075
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,220
that was taken away from her.

1076
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:42,750
I understand where she's coming from,

1077
00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:45,210
but I don't think that we
can build something together

1078
00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,340
if every single time we see her,

1079
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,250
she's asking us a million
questions to wait for us

1080
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,720
to mess up in some-

1081
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,030
Yes, she thinks we're bad,

1082
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,980
and that almost just kind
of is a self-fulfilling-

1083
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:57,960
How about this?

1084
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,738
Let's use AI to write her a perfect text

1085
00:43:02,588 --> 00:43:05,130
that's kind of apologizing
but also stating our case.

1086
00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:09,323
So I start loading all the info into AI.

1087
00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:11,940
I think only AI could thread the needle-

1088
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:13,080
- I think so, too!
- ...she is asking us

1089
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,420
- to squeeze ourselves through.
- 'Cause she thinks we're

1090
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,350
so bad and we're actually so good-

1091
00:43:16,350 --> 00:43:18,780
- I don't even know-
- ...and conscious.

1092
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,550
So we load everything into AI

1093
00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:22,590
to write the perfect text message.

1094
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,240
It's, like, a wall of text this big

1095
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,280
that's just really explaining our case.

1096
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,050
Em dashes every other line.

1097
00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:30,270
Yeah, and just that we really...

1098
00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:32,520
We get where she's coming
from and we have empathy

1099
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,250
and we're sorry that we left so quickly,

1100
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:38,250
but we really are committed.

1101
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:41,070
And I will think about moving some money

1102
00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:42,630
to the credit union.

1103
00:43:42,630 --> 00:43:44,430
Yeah, and maybe just say we want...

1104
00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:46,980
we also want this to be
an equal partnership.

1105
00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:50,610
And right now it feels like
we're having to prove ourselves

1106
00:43:50,610 --> 00:43:52,380
without even having done anything wrong.

1107
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,830
And it feels kind of like
a toxic relationship.

1108
00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:58,620
- Yes, totally.
- Yeah, but don't

1109
00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,087
say that actually. AI no, no!

1110
00:44:00,087 --> 00:44:02,363
AI, no therapy speak.

1111
00:44:02,363 --> 00:44:05,730
But do add... What do
you think she listens to?

1112
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,590
Oh, some quotes?

1113
00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:08,937
- Oh, Sufjan Stevens.
- Brené Brown.

1114
00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:12,873
Yeah yeah, add some
Sufjan Stevens style whimsy.

1115
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:14,783
Send.

1116
00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:16,643
Wait, before you send.

1117
00:44:16,643 --> 00:44:17,640
- Generate and send.
- Before you send,

1118
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,020
this is a bad idea and it's funny.

1119
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:19,853
Okay, send.

1120
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,913
- Great, great, great.
- Great.

1121
00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:29,780
Go ahead and give me an
Intelligence, Performance check.

1122
00:44:30,110 --> 00:44:31,439
Okay.

1123
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:35,873
Two.

1124
00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:38,310
A letter is composed and sent.

1125
00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:43,310
It creates a 400-gigabyte video
of Sufjan Stevens saying...

1126
00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:49,607
Okay, really quickly follow
up and say, "That was a joke."

1127
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,740
I ha-ha it myself.

1128
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:56,478
I send a text and then
I ha-ha my own text.

1129
00:44:56,478 --> 00:44:59,813
When you're back to Purpee,
I feel it, another version-

1130
00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:04,200
You see that an
image comes up on it being like,

1131
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,090
"Do you want to activate voice-to-text

1132
00:45:06,090 --> 00:45:08,327
to retract the message?"

1133
00:45:08,327 --> 00:45:09,576
- What's that mean?
- I don't know.

1134
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,370
I don't understand what that means.

1135
00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:12,450
Just say yes.

1136
00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:14,187
I ha-ha that.

1137
00:45:14,187 --> 00:45:15,780
You ha-ha that?

1138
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,540
So by clicking on it to
ha-ha it, you hit this link

1139
00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:20,430
and you see your camera comes on

1140
00:45:20,430 --> 00:45:23,373
and it says, "Recording voice-to-text."

1141
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:28,800
It's yours.

1142
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,733
I have to do it?

1143
00:45:31,111 --> 00:45:33,275
But I thought that said it all.

1144
00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:34,530
I actually don't
understand what this is.

1145
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,750
Is this what it means to work with AI?

1146
00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,910
You have to do voice-to-text?

1147
00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:40,170
Hello, bots.

1148
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,476
Oh my god, we're fucked.

1149
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:47,053
You hear a voice
come on on your phone saying,

1150
00:45:47,053 --> 00:45:48,461
"Hello, HJ."

1151
00:45:50,010 --> 00:45:52,893
- Hello, uh-
- Hello, Beholdr.

1152
00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:57,090
Good to see you again.

1153
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,634
It's been some time.

1154
00:45:58,634 --> 00:45:59,931
It's that motherfucker.

1155
00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,406
Are you the motherfucker?

1156
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,130
You got your head chopped
off. I mean, yeah, right?

1157
00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:07,987
You told everyone I died in a Banksy.

1158
00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:09,062
David Otherman.

1159
00:46:09,062 --> 00:46:09,895
- It's David Otherman!
- But I didn't die

1160
00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:13,593
in a Banksy. I
died in a Banksy.

1161
00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,860
I died in a Banksy but I
didn't die in a Banksy.

1162
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,780
I died in a Banksy.

1163
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,383
You're immortal now, right?

1164
00:46:20,383 --> 00:46:21,645
You think you're some kind of vampire

1165
00:46:21,645 --> 00:46:23,220
'cause you're immortal now?

1166
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,650
You think you have some
kind of immortality?

1167
00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:27,990
Yes, I think whatever you just said.

1168
00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:29,800
I pour water on my phone.

1169
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:32,707
Are you guys back yet?

1170
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,460
I think you guys
return to 9 Shady Street.

1171
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,740
You find the members of your coterie.

1172
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:39,510
I think, everyone,
we have to have a meeting

1173
00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:41,940
'cause things went
really sideways and bad.

1174
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:43,206
Okay.

1175
00:46:43,206 --> 00:46:44,640
It does smell great in here.

1176
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:49,006
Yeah, it's Pert Plus
body wash slash conditioner

1177
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:49,860
slash shampoo.

1178
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,975
It wasn't body wash.

1179
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,760
- What?
- It's just condition-

1180
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,740
You know you can use
shampoo on your body?

1181
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:58,440
Yeah, you can use shampoo,
but was it conditioner?

1182
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,580
- Mm-hmm.
- Also, why did

1183
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,750
you guys shower?

1184
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,970
- What?
- We don't sweat.

1185
00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:05,070
We turn back to normal the next day.

1186
00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:07,057
- He lays in trash a lot.
- Oh!

1187
00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:08,901
I literally have never had a shower.

1188
00:47:08,901 --> 00:47:09,902
That was not invented

1189
00:47:09,902 --> 00:47:10,771
when I became a vampire.

1190
00:47:10,771 --> 00:47:12,360
I'm constantly laying in the trash.

1191
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,890
Okay, the meeting didn't go well?

1192
00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:16,030
Yeah, we relay everything to you guys,

1193
00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:17,056
just kind of like-

1194
00:47:17,056 --> 00:47:18,870
- Lay it all out.
- ...attitude. We're not quite

1195
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,030
sure where we stand with them.

1196
00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:25,260
But that Amelia really does
seem like an amazing candidate

1197
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,840
and it does seem worth
it to work with them.

1198
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,220
We just kind of hit a wall
as far as patience goes.

1199
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:35,100
And I felt a little
insulted and defensive.

1200
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:39,420
And maybe I sent a long AI
video of Sufjan Stevens singing-

1201
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,580
- Yeah, we definitely-
- "You need to trust LaVonte,

1202
00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:43,897
he's worthy of your trust."

1203
00:47:43,897 --> 00:47:45,510
From Sufjan?

1204
00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:46,388
Well it looked like-

1205
00:47:46,388 --> 00:47:48,522
It was supposed to look like
a Cameo that we paid for,

1206
00:47:48,522 --> 00:47:50,700
but it was pretty obviously AI-generated.

1207
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,690
- Yeah.
- Can I see it?

1208
00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:53,504
- He had six fingers.
- I don't think Sufjan-

1209
00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:55,710
- Oh damn!
- Come on.

1210
00:47:55,710 --> 00:47:57,836
That's a completely
wrong type of beanie.

1211
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,380
- You're right!
- My god, he's right!

1212
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,433
Skater beanie has-

1213
00:48:03,534 --> 00:48:05,310
Had a freaking visor on it.

1214
00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:06,900
He'd wear a long beanie for sure.

1215
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:07,800
He'd wear a long beanie.

1216
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,810
- He's all about the roll.
- Beanie's too small.

1217
00:48:09,810 --> 00:48:11,640
Those angel wings
are way too small, too.

1218
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,840
I paid so much for this.

1219
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,913
The subscription's $800 a month.

1220
00:48:14,913 --> 00:48:16,806
What, that's too expensive.

1221
00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:19,104
Can't believe we didn't-
That's why we needed you there.

1222
00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:21,030
- No, no, no.
- Anyways, yeah.

1223
00:48:21,030 --> 00:48:23,910
So I feel like it just put me on edge

1224
00:48:23,910 --> 00:48:25,920
when it almost felt like a bribe

1225
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,810
and it started to feel really weird

1226
00:48:27,810 --> 00:48:29,640
to be, like demand money.

1227
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,072
I feel like we need to just
put our cards on the table

1228
00:48:32,072 --> 00:48:33,743
- and just be like-
- We did.

1229
00:48:33,743 --> 00:48:37,620
I would say you could just say that

1230
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:40,489
you'll put some money in there instead of-

1231
00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:41,843
No, I told her I would put all of it.

1232
00:48:41,843 --> 00:48:43,980
- I said I'd put all $750,000.
- Right, but

1233
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,990
she knew you were lying though, right?

1234
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,360
So if you just say, "I'm
not gonna put all my money."

1235
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,776
He only has $750,000
in his personal account.

1236
00:48:51,776 --> 00:48:55,590
Why are we acting as if we're
not motherfucking vampires

1237
00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:58,050
and she should be fucking
scared of us, okay?

1238
00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:00,870
We killed Ermine Damanescu.

1239
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:02,700
She should be afraid of us.

1240
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:05,820
I really like the idea of that attitude.

1241
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,336
I just, I-

1242
00:49:07,336 --> 00:49:08,169
We're gonna need help

1243
00:49:08,169 --> 00:49:10,095
if more vampires come to try to kill us.

1244
00:49:10,095 --> 00:49:11,700
We're gonna need a coalition-

1245
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:13,087
Okay.

1246
00:49:13,087 --> 00:49:15,213
Sure. We do that by fear.

1247
00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:18,720
She's not responding to us being friendly.

1248
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,086
She needs to have a little bit of a-

1249
00:49:21,086 --> 00:49:22,050
just a little bit of fear.

1250
00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:24,993
Envy where your head is at. It's so...

1251
00:49:25,948 --> 00:49:28,380
I'm sorry, I just don't like
her talking to you like that.

1252
00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:31,134
I know. I just... I think that,

1253
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,527
I think that if we were to try to just-

1254
00:49:33,527 --> 00:49:35,370
I think she's trying
to scare us right now.

1255
00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:36,780
- Yes, exactly.
- To be honest.

1256
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:39,540
And we're responding to her kind of

1257
00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,040
strong-arming negatively.

1258
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,240
So she would probably do the same.

1259
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,073
We're not though.

1260
00:49:43,073 --> 00:49:44,310
We're just trying to be friends with her.

1261
00:49:44,310 --> 00:49:46,230
We're sending pictures of Sufjan Stevens

1262
00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:47,700
singing that song about her.

1263
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,050
In the wrong beanie!

1264
00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,521
In the wrong beanie.

1265
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:51,354
And that's really where

1266
00:49:51,354 --> 00:49:53,370
- it all fucking fell to shit.
- Just feels like suck up.

1267
00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:55,655
Why- She should be sucking up to us.

1268
00:49:55,655 --> 00:49:57,203
My question is this.

1269
00:49:58,503 --> 00:50:00,720
We're here, you know,

1270
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,880
fuck the Camarilla, whatever.

1271
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,370
Are we trying to be
the Camarilla part two?

1272
00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:06,360
- No.
- Are we trying to do

1273
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,860
things our way?

1274
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:11,010
And yeah, I guess it's like,
if someone came into my house

1275
00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:13,380
and they were telling
me they were on my side,

1276
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:16,620
I need a little something to make sure

1277
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:20,212
that I truly believe that.

1278
00:50:20,212 --> 00:50:21,390
- No, it's true.
- Oh, that's true.

1279
00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:22,740
Why don't we give the house back.

1280
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,247
Why don't we start with the house?

1281
00:50:24,247 --> 00:50:26,280
- Let's just do that.
- Oh my god, Darkness Man.

1282
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,230
That's such a good idea.

1283
00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:32,555
We're literally living
in her girlfriend's mom's

1284
00:50:32,555 --> 00:50:34,914
- stolen house.
- Number one thing.

1285
00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,715
We forget that every day.

1286
00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:38,254
Let's just text her right now.

1287
00:50:38,254 --> 00:50:39,387
I'm gonna text her right now.

1288
00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:40,920
And let's throw in a Bingo bus.

1289
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,150
They can just drive it around.

1290
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,770
- We don't need to get-
- Again!

1291
00:50:43,770 --> 00:50:46,500
No, if everyone drives
one around, it's legal.

1292
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,240
Like, if it's just you
as your personal car,

1293
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,916
- and then we can get word-
- HJ, I have no idea

1294
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,295
- what you're talking about.
- That's just a huge

1295
00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:53,117
- waste of gas.
- I'm gonna disregard that

1296
00:50:53,117 --> 00:50:54,591
and just text

1297
00:50:54,591 --> 00:50:55,424
"Hey!"

1298
00:50:55,424 --> 00:50:57,030
Everyone has one. We have nine.

1299
00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:59,820
"Hey, maybe what is
making this feel so weird

1300
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,190
is that we live in your
ex-girlfriend's house.

1301
00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:03,780
We wanna give it back to you."

1302
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:06,278
- Yes.
- "Is that a way forward

1303
00:51:06,278 --> 00:51:07,920
that feels a bit-"

1304
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,983
I'm loading all of this into AI.

1305
00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:11,580
We don't even have to ask, right?

1306
00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:14,040
Let's just all meet where we're at.

1307
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,903
So let's say, "Hey, we
realize-" Voice-to-text.

1308
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:23,365
- Hello, Darkness Man.
- Oh, get outta here!

1309
00:51:23,365 --> 00:51:25,332
No, don't send that.

1310
00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:26,350
Sounded kind of horny.

1311
00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:28,200
Wait, I can't- Okay, no voice-to-text.

1312
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,483
Gimme that.

1313
00:51:29,483 --> 00:51:32,120
Does it work with the bag of rice?

1314
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,590
Yeah, it's just been in a bag of rice.

1315
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:35,423
Okay.

1316
00:51:35,423 --> 00:51:36,533
Here's what we're gonna say.

1317
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,460
Okay, okay.

1318
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:41,370
"We got off on the wrong foot.

1319
00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:44,190
I think we're mostly
on the same side here.

1320
00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:48,840
We're going to, as a show of good faith,

1321
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,280
give the house back."

1322
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,580
No because if we say
"as a show of good faith-"

1323
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,510
- All right, what-
- I just feel like

1324
00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:55,800
she finds a problem in everything.

1325
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,410
All right, I'll take out
the "show of good faith!"

1326
00:51:58,410 --> 00:52:00,300
"We give the house back. Take it back.

1327
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,920
We're gonna live in a lumbermill."

1328
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,560
Say we'll invest $3.5
million in the credit union.

1329
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,340
"And we'll put $3.5
million in the credit union."

1330
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,630
Over 10 years.

1331
00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:12,540
Hey, we can afford
3.5 from the business,

1332
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:14,972
- from the business-
- We can afford $3.5 million?

1333
00:52:14,972 --> 00:52:17,760
Well, the business is
worth over $770 million.

1334
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,530
- How much money do you have?
- What?

1335
00:52:19,530 --> 00:52:22,890
Our business is quite rich.

1336
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,964
Why are we living in the suburbs?

1337
00:52:24,964 --> 00:52:26,580
We could be in a mansion.

1338
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:29,618
HJ winks at you, but his
whole face has to do it.

1339
00:52:31,051 --> 00:52:33,270
Did you have to just transform your body

1340
00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:34,200
to do that wink?

1341
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,033
Yeah.

1342
00:52:36,090 --> 00:52:36,923
It's permanent.

1343
00:52:36,923 --> 00:52:38,190
You just never learned how to wink.

1344
00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,590
Wingstreet and Worthy
will invest $3.5 million

1345
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,000
into the local credit union.

1346
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,242
We can get that done on Monday.

1347
00:52:43,242 --> 00:52:46,740
LaVonte, she also, I
think, has some really-

1348
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:50,310
At least- Obviously, I don't
mean to tell you who you are.

1349
00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:52,590
Some of the ways she describes you

1350
00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:54,961
don't meet the way that I feel about you.

1351
00:52:54,961 --> 00:52:56,970
I think she was posing
as the Austin person.

1352
00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:58,500
I think you're talking to her.

1353
00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,550
Ah, that's a good question.

1354
00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:01,320
I mean I'll be interested to find out.

1355
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,320
Yeah, and if so, that's a shrewd move.

1356
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,788
It seems like they've just been-

1357
00:53:05,788 --> 00:53:07,780
What Austin person?

1358
00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:08,913
I was-

1359
00:53:08,913 --> 00:53:10,885
A guy named Austin?

1360
00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:11,946
Who's Austin?

1361
00:53:11,946 --> 00:53:13,203
Austin Powers?

1362
00:53:13,203 --> 00:53:14,640
Austin Powers is so funny.

1363
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,470
Austin Powers is very funny.

1364
00:53:16,470 --> 00:53:18,750
I put on "Austin Powers" using AI.

1365
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,583
Of course.

1366
00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:20,878
Doesn't even really look like him.

1367
00:53:20,878 --> 00:53:21,711
He's swirly.

1368
00:53:24,450 --> 00:53:26,775
You're leaning, you're
leaning too hard on AI.

1369
00:53:26,775 --> 00:53:29,310
He looks like Sufjan Stevens.

1370
00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:30,143
Looks so hot!

1371
00:53:30,143 --> 00:53:32,820
Do I make you Chicago, baby?

1372
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:35,348
- Oh god, that's good!
- That is kind of-

1373
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,123
- Send that, send that.
- I send it.

1374
00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:43,920
- And I also-
- Your phone is out of battery

1375
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,729
and you guys see the
lights dim in the house.

1376
00:53:46,729 --> 00:53:48,780
- Perfect.
- Okay, wait, go on.

1377
00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:53,185
I was reached out to
by the primogen of Austin

1378
00:53:53,185 --> 00:53:57,248
about a position there
to become the seneschal.

1379
00:53:57,248 --> 00:53:59,553
And I was entertaining it.

1380
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:03,210
- As you should.
- I think you're allowed to.

1381
00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:04,043
Thank you.

1382
00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:06,423
I think it was after the meeting,

1383
00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:11,733
our first meeting with
Koschei and Damanescu and,

1384
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,330
you know, it's... I don't like to lose

1385
00:54:15,330 --> 00:54:16,950
and I don't like to fail.

1386
00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:20,670
And when I feel like I'm losing
or I feel like I'm failing,

1387
00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:25,260
I'm looking for any opportunity
that can say that I won.

1388
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:27,750
And that was an easy one.

1389
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:32,750
And I don't- Yeah...

1390
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,980
I was in a place where I was really

1391
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,780
seriously considering it.

1392
00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:40,530
And then we had our second
conversation with Ermine

1393
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:44,700
and you consumed her and
threw her to oblivion.

1394
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,680
- Oh yeah.
- And I don't know,

1395
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,710
something feels like
I've thrown in my chips

1396
00:54:49,710 --> 00:54:52,020
with Purpee, so.

1397
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,110
- Wow.
- Here we go.

1398
00:54:53,110 --> 00:54:56,132
Would you consider
meeting with Maya, because-

1399
00:54:56,132 --> 00:54:57,173
Oh, happily.

1400
00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:01,620
I think that she's just
got the wrong idea about you.

1401
00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:03,540
Hey, well, then let's correct it.

1402
00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:06,390
There are gonna be so
many factions in this town

1403
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,650
trying to get us all work together.

1404
00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:10,770
Well, we don't need 100% understanding

1405
00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:12,840
- with 100% of the people.
- It's impossible.

1406
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,840
We just need a little
bit of social reciprocity.

1407
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,163
I think giving the house
back is really gonna

1408
00:55:18,163 --> 00:55:20,407
start that energy, so definitely-

1409
00:55:20,407 --> 00:55:21,240
My phone died,

1410
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,730
if someone else wants to
text from an unknown number

1411
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:25,590
that we're giving the house back.

1412
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,090
Yeah, and I wrote a really long message,

1413
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,232
so if you could retrieve that in drafts.

1414
00:55:29,232 --> 00:55:30,065
Okay, okay, yeah.

1415
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,560
I plug my phone in, I get electrocuted

1416
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,904
'cause it's soaking wet
with rice falling out of it.

1417
00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:37,803
It changes my face. I'm gorgeous.

1418
00:55:38,994 --> 00:55:41,400
We're gonna work this Maya
angle, try and, you know,

1419
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,860
bring that into our new coalition.

1420
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,693
Great.

1421
00:55:44,693 --> 00:55:46,770
Bigfoot is hopefully on the prowl.

1422
00:55:46,770 --> 00:55:48,480
- Yes.
- Getting his stuff done.

1423
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,740
If we can get the ghosts to
help us, too, against Jack.

1424
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:55,500
That's right because we
just did- Nancy did a story

1425
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,480
but, I mean, you have
yet to maybe do a little-

1426
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,490
- We never chatted.
- Can we have a-

1427
00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:02,400
What if we collected all
of the supernatural forces

1428
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,100
in Purpee and had a
meeting at our lumbermill.

1429
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,271
- Yeah, can you get-
- Oh my god!

1430
00:56:06,271 --> 00:56:08,195
...your girlfriend, the leprechaun?

1431
00:56:08,195 --> 00:56:09,180
Well I can,

1432
00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:11,010
but she doesn't technically
know I'm a vampire.

1433
00:56:11,010 --> 00:56:14,340
So we will have to have a
conversation before that, but-

1434
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:16,167
And is she? We're sure she's a-

1435
00:56:17,233 --> 00:56:18,600
Supernatural party.

1436
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,484
She's not just a dirty-

1437
00:56:20,484 --> 00:56:22,018
- Listen, she's not-
- I like that.

1438
00:56:22,018 --> 00:56:23,490
- Dirty little girl!
- There is no way

1439
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:25,199
that she cannot be, do you understand?

1440
00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:26,493
- Let's close down-
- She has to be

1441
00:56:26,493 --> 00:56:28,770
a leprechaun. She really must be.

1442
00:56:28,770 --> 00:56:30,094
- Tyler!
- What if we,

1443
00:56:30,094 --> 00:56:31,530
- let's close down Mike's.
- Tyler.

1444
00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:32,580
- Tyler.
- Yeah?

1445
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:35,490
- As the prince of Purpee-
- My liege.

1446
00:56:35,490 --> 00:56:37,973
...I do not want to sit
on a throne of everyone.

1447
00:56:38,850 --> 00:56:42,570
I want there to be 40 thrones in the room.

1448
00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,490
- Done.
- All of us sitting in thrones

1449
00:56:44,490 --> 00:56:45,323
of equal height.

1450
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,520
Can you get me 40 thrones?

1451
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,117
Yep. By when?

1452
00:56:49,117 --> 00:56:51,842
I think we're gonna do a
supernatural party at Mike's Bar?

1453
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,700
- Why don't we do- Okay.
- No, we do-

1454
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,950
When the film festival is happening,

1455
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:59,537
why don't we have a full-on cool party-

1456
00:56:59,537 --> 00:57:04,213
- The night before.
- VIPs are, like,

1457
00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,222
- ghosts and stuff.
- Darkness Man!

1458
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:07,950
And if everybody's in costume then

1459
00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:10,170
the people like Bigfoot and
stuff, they can be there

1460
00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:11,730
and everybody's like, "Oh, it's crazy!"

1461
00:57:11,730 --> 00:57:13,530
That's great. It's
part of the horror thing.

1462
00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:14,363
Costume party.

1463
00:57:14,363 --> 00:57:16,650
Okay, so the eve of the horror festival,

1464
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:19,860
we're gonna essentially host a symposium-

1465
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:20,978
- Yes.
- Yeah, we'll do-

1466
00:57:20,978 --> 00:57:21,811
...of the supernatural.

1467
00:57:21,811 --> 00:57:23,250
We'll do something

1468
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,900
and then a sick after-party after.

1469
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,630
We'll do AI "American Psycho"

1470
00:57:27,630 --> 00:57:32,280
that makes all of the characters
have fun horror masks on.

1471
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,304
And Sufjan Stevens is
playing the whole time.

1472
00:57:34,304 --> 00:57:35,395
- Yes!
- Oh my god.

1473
00:57:35,395 --> 00:57:37,563
"American Psycho" with a
Sufjan Stevens soundtrack?

1474
00:57:38,728 --> 00:57:40,050
Am I missing something?

1475
00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:42,360
When were we so into AI?

1476
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,879
- Right, we-
- Since when?

1477
00:57:43,879 --> 00:57:45,240
- Actually, right.
- As soon as I saw

1478
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,130
that Austin Powers thing, I was all in.

1479
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,830
I'm sorry, the Austin
Powers thing was so funny.

1480
00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:51,000
And just spot on.

1481
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,260
- Yeah.
- Forget that whole part.

1482
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,367
Forget that whole part.

1483
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:55,193
Let's just do "American Psycho" regular.

1484
00:57:55,193 --> 00:57:57,930
Okay, I have a pitch and
this is for down the road,

1485
00:57:57,930 --> 00:57:58,980
but I just wanna float it

1486
00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:00,780
and see if you guys think I'm crazy.

1487
00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:06,390
Should we pretend to let the
data center come to Purpee,

1488
00:58:06,390 --> 00:58:08,160
and be there surrounding it,

1489
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,490
ready to crunch the chip
when it's finally loaded?

1490
00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:12,780
I love that idea.

1491
00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:13,860
Let it compute.

1492
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,430
Let it- A data center is
massive but it's only logging-

1493
00:58:17,430 --> 00:58:21,000
it's only putting all of its
computing power onto one chip.

1494
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,427
It will be heavily guarded,
but that is everything.

1495
00:58:24,427 --> 00:58:25,890
All the resources went into that.

1496
00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:27,300
And that would be Davis Otherman.

1497
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,250
I like that idea.

1498
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:33,000
I feel like we maybe, if
there's another kind of angle

1499
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,250
we maybe need to explore,
I feel like we should try

1500
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,590
to maybe distill down a little bit more

1501
00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:40,080
what is their purpose
with the data center?

1502
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,910
'Cause I think there's
part of me that's nervous

1503
00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:44,790
that as soon as it goes
online, we're fucked.

1504
00:58:44,790 --> 00:58:46,680
- That could be like our-
- I have a theory.

1505
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,840
...backup if it gets built.

1506
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,710
I have a theory.

1507
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:53,430
I think that they're
surpassing vampire immortality

1508
00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:55,260
and they need all these data centers

1509
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,660
because all the rich people
are gonna upload themselves

1510
00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,100
and have a tech immortality.

1511
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,840
Well the interesting
thing about AI right now

1512
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,160
is that it is hardware.

1513
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,600
It's not cloud-based yet.

1514
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,710
It's not sophisticated enough.

1515
00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:07,860
So there is physical
stuff at a data center

1516
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,190
that can be crushed and ruined
and set everything back.

1517
00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:13,046
So, I don't know. Anyway, I
just wanted to float that.

1518
00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:15,090
It's a great idea to
have it as a backup plan

1519
00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:15,923
if they somehow-

1520
00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:16,756
- Keep it taut.
- ...swoop in.

1521
00:59:16,756 --> 00:59:18,060
Keep it floating around in there.

1522
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:18,954
- Don't let that one go.
- It worked in

1523
00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:20,254
"Mission Impossible."

1524
00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:21,755
It did work in "Mission Impossible."

1525
00:59:21,755 --> 00:59:22,950
Did work in "Mission Impossible."

1526
00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:24,060
Okay, "Mission Impossible"

1527
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,610
but it's all Sufjan Stevens.

1528
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,949
Save it, save it, save it!

1529
00:59:28,949 --> 00:59:30,344
Just do it, just do it.

1530
00:59:30,344 --> 00:59:31,333
Okay, sorry, it's auto-generating.

1531
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,460
We don't we do just a film festival,

1532
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,940
we'll play "American
Psycho" director's cut

1533
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,560
slash director's commentary.

1534
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,764
- Oh, that's so-
- The people are this big

1535
00:59:39,764 --> 00:59:41,760
but the frame is this
big, like they show it at

1536
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,500
the Sphere in Las Vegas.

1537
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,181
That's so fun. We gotta do it.

1538
00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:46,014
Okay.

1539
00:59:46,014 --> 00:59:46,847
Can you let her know

1540
00:59:46,847 --> 00:59:49,410
that we want to be part
of the programming?

1541
00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,700
- Yes, absolutely.
- Okay, good.

1542
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:52,980
Tyler, I'd love another big tree.

1543
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:55,110
One more big tree, 40
thrones. When do you need it by?

1544
00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:57,810
Eve of the Eve Laurent Horror Festival.

1545
00:59:57,810 --> 00:59:59,040
"Done, you got it."

1546
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,740
He runs to a van and screeches
outta the parking lot.

1547
01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:03,330
- Great.
- Love that kid.

1548
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,800
- Love that kid.
- How'd we get so lucky?

1549
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,633
I don't know.

1550
01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:08,040
I think if we're reaching
out to supernatural people,

1551
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,740
I definitely want to talk
to the ghosts in the mine.

1552
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,650
But I also wanna talk to Herbert

1553
01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,005
to find out what happened with-

1554
01:00:15,005 --> 01:00:17,220
- I couldn't believe that.
- The demon hunter.

1555
01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:18,240
Oh, Herbert is a good- Yeah.

1556
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,440
Yeah.

1557
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,660
Incredible.
You guys gear up for a big

1558
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:25,650
horror sort of costume
party to inaugurate Elysium.

1559
01:00:25,650 --> 01:00:27,750
In the weeks leading up to that,

1560
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,970
is there anything else that you guys do

1561
01:00:29,970 --> 01:00:31,950
before the horror festival?

1562
01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:34,290
I think, Darkness Man, you get a text

1563
01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:37,837
the day after, from Cody, just being like,

1564
01:00:37,837 --> 01:00:39,510
"Hey man, wanted to check in.

1565
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:42,120
I know that we successfully found Bigfoot,

1566
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,040
but let me know if there's
any other night hikes

1567
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,180
in our future."

1568
01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:46,927
And then gets another text being like,

1569
01:00:46,927 --> 01:00:50,160
"Talked to Maya - trouble?

1570
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,240
We all good?

1571
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,460
Just wanted to check in."

1572
01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:54,720
I'll text back.

1573
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,330
"We're gonna figure out
this stuff with Maya.

1574
01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:59,910
In the meantime, trying to get together

1575
01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:04,410
sort of all the werewolves,
ghost, vampires, et cetera,

1576
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,740
at a warehouse party, so we can all chat

1577
01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:10,530
how to take down Jack."

1578
01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:12,810
He thumbs-ups- Actually, no. He hearts.

1579
01:01:12,810 --> 01:01:14,194
- Oh, okay.
- Whoa.

1580
01:01:14,194 --> 01:01:16,440
- Ooh, Darkness Man.
- Nice.

1581
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,542
Darkness Man.

1582
01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,242
I think this guy likes perverts.

1583
01:01:20,293 --> 01:01:21,720
What?

1584
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,653
Why would you say a thing like that?

1585
01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:26,775
Geez, Louise.

1586
01:01:26,775 --> 01:01:28,950
Can I text Nancy?

1587
01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:30,073
- Yeah.
- Stop!

1588
01:01:30,073 --> 01:01:31,373
- And say-
- I'm sorry, it's funny.

1589
01:01:31,373 --> 01:01:32,760
"I'm sure you got a lot
on your plate right now,

1590
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,610
but could you exonerate this nurse?"

1591
01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:38,008
And send all the info about the nurse?

1592
01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:39,880
Yeah, we gotta exonerate the nurse.

1593
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,247
You get a little
thing back from her saying,

1594
01:01:42,247 --> 01:01:44,907
"Are you standing in the
corner of a pizzeria?"

1595
01:01:47,145 --> 01:01:48,510
Oh god.

1596
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,177
It has to do with Pac-Man.

1597
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:54,240
Because this Miss Pac-Man
just saw another Miss Pac-Man

1598
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,800
in the corner of the pizzeria,

1599
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,014
and it looks like there's a
lot more cherries over there.

1600
01:01:59,014 --> 01:02:00,554
What?

1601
01:02:00,554 --> 01:02:04,513
I send my most detailed AI response yet,

1602
01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:08,430
and it's Miss Pac-Man, big juicy naturals,

1603
01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:09,865
singing Sufjan Stevens.

1604
01:02:09,865 --> 01:02:13,176
I'm gonna need you to erase
a dot of Resources from...

1605
01:02:16,223 --> 01:02:18,030
You generate a feature length movie about

1606
01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:19,593
Miss Pac-Man and it costs you-

1607
01:02:19,593 --> 01:02:20,497
What does she look like?

1608
01:02:20,497 --> 01:02:22,351
$85 million!

1609
01:02:24,678 --> 01:02:26,970
And it causes an electrical grid collapse

1610
01:02:26,970 --> 01:02:27,803
- in the American Southwest.
- Does numbers at

1611
01:02:27,803 --> 01:02:29,373
the box office, I hope.

1612
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:33,000
Great, and then I wanna invite
Gary Sinise to our party.

1613
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,080
- Great.
- Fuck, yeah.

1614
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,003
You know who was a nice guy?

1615
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:39,573
This guy that I followed
to the trailer park.

1616
01:02:39,573 --> 01:02:40,622
- Oh yeah.
- Yes.

1617
01:02:40,622 --> 01:02:42,387
Who then went and jacked off.

1618
01:02:45,024 --> 01:02:47,370
He seemed like a great
guy for Swingles Night.

1619
01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:49,860
And I would like to set up him and Beth

1620
01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:52,070
- 'cause he was really nice.
- Oh my god!

1621
01:02:52,070 --> 01:02:53,520
He seemed like a lonely guy,

1622
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,530
'cause he just seemed really
excited to go jack off.

1623
01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:56,828
Darkness Man, straight up,

1624
01:02:56,828 --> 01:02:59,460
how are you going to...
How do you intend to,

1625
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:00,990
- you know, introduce them?
- We gotta meet cute.

1626
01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:01,823
We gotta set up a meet cute.

1627
01:03:01,823 --> 01:03:03,600
You're right! Let's
shove them really hard

1628
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,689
into each other.

1629
01:03:04,689 --> 01:03:07,590
Yeah, I'll... Yeah, okay, so-

1630
01:03:07,590 --> 01:03:09,594
Jacking off that meet cute.

1631
01:03:09,594 --> 01:03:11,790
Half of us wrestle one of them

1632
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:13,038
and the other half just wrestle the other.

1633
01:03:13,038 --> 01:03:14,670
I've got it, this a great idea.

1634
01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:16,200
Why don't we do a carriage ride?

1635
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,130
Free carriage ride.

1636
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,822
Oh!

1637
01:03:18,822 --> 01:03:20,838
We set it up for when they're out

1638
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:22,950
and then the carriage crashes.

1639
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:26,711
Oh shit, and they knock
into each other so hard-

1640
01:03:26,711 --> 01:03:28,920
The carriage is filled
with oranges and baguettes.

1641
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,753
Yes.

1642
01:03:29,753 --> 01:03:30,586
They go flying across the road.

1643
01:03:30,586 --> 01:03:32,185
We also need a second horse.

1644
01:03:32,185 --> 01:03:34,602
I'm not fucking
crashing my carriage, man.

1645
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,220
What if it's just a fender bender?

1646
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,420
- Okay, I love-
- They have to

1647
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,460
- exchange information.
- I love this.

1648
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:43,710
So the carriages crash into each other?

1649
01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:44,580
Two carriages?

1650
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:45,960
We don't have two carriages.

1651
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,793
Why don't we just- Okay,

1652
01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:47,626
we don't have to do the carriages.

1653
01:03:47,626 --> 01:03:49,920
We have a ton of buses. We
should do buses instead.

1654
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,134
Oh, yeah.

1655
01:03:51,134 --> 01:03:52,590
No, we don't want our buses to crash.

1656
01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:54,316
It has to be carriages.

1657
01:03:55,590 --> 01:03:58,113
The bus runs over the carriage. Pops it.

1658
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,570
- Okay.
- They both tumble out

1659
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:01,620
on top of each other.

1660
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,650
What if they got into the
carriage at the same time

1661
01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:06,203
from opposite sides?

1662
01:04:06,203 --> 01:04:07,203
- I think that's a-
- And they're like,

1663
01:04:07,203 --> 01:04:08,550
- "This is my carriage."
- You know,

1664
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,050
I used to take the train a lot

1665
01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:12,120
and if you go to the
dining car on the train

1666
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,580
and you're alone, they make
you sit with someone else

1667
01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:17,610
so that they can keep
a space at the table.

1668
01:04:17,610 --> 01:04:19,827
Maybe these are the same carriage rules.

1669
01:04:19,827 --> 01:04:20,660
- That's great.
- Yeah, why don't we

1670
01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:25,140
just do a bus route that's
straight up just like here

1671
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:26,220
and here are

1672
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:27,540
- the two bus stops.
- That's great.

1673
01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:30,083
- And eventually...
- They're gonna get on.

1674
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,440
- They're gonna get on.
- And it's carriage rules.

1675
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,690
It's Sit on a Lap Wednesday.

1676
01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:35,670
- And you've just gotta-
- Of course.

1677
01:04:35,670 --> 01:04:38,820
I need about $400 for a new top hat.

1678
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:41,043
- A new top hat?
- A new, a nude-

1679
01:04:42,330 --> 01:04:45,420
As you guys are setting up
this big party, Madelaine,

1680
01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:48,240
do you want to actually connect this party

1681
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,176
to the Laurent Horror Festival?

1682
01:04:50,176 --> 01:04:52,860
I think I do, yeah.

1683
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:55,830
Estelle Laurent seems very into monsters.

1684
01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:57,480
Estelle's very into
monsters. It's a horror-

1685
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:01,040
It provides a reason for it
to be a horror-themed party

1686
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,100
at the midsummer solstice.

1687
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,980
It can be our first
big party at the Elysium.

1688
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,150
Yeah, exactly.

1689
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:08,040
And your other Elysium had sort of

1690
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,663
the vampire VIP within a larger-

1691
01:05:10,663 --> 01:05:11,967
Right, exactly.

1692
01:05:11,967 --> 01:05:15,780
The horror festival
brings a lot of connected,

1693
01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:17,640
influential human mortals

1694
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,740
from around the country to Purpee.

1695
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,810
Get Bingo involved as well?

1696
01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:25,149
I feel like Bingo is a- I
wanna keep Bingo out of the mix.

1697
01:05:25,149 --> 01:05:25,982
You know?

1698
01:05:25,982 --> 01:05:29,370
I think Bingo... I've been
talking to Sister Agnes Shaw.

1699
01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:32,250
I think we're gonna get Bingo
baptized and then, you know-

1700
01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:33,600
- Oh, a good Catholic dog.
- Have him speak

1701
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,340
before the congregation.

1702
01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:37,560
You know, really try and
get that groundswell.

1703
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,570
- A religious dog?
- Is this because,

1704
01:05:39,570 --> 01:05:41,940
is this because Roofus
became an Italian dog?

1705
01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:42,990
Exactly!

1706
01:05:42,990 --> 01:05:43,823
- And I'm seeing-
- I didn't mean to

1707
01:05:43,823 --> 01:05:44,820
fuck anything up by that.

1708
01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:45,867
No, that's perfect.

1709
01:05:45,867 --> 01:05:46,830
I love how much people

1710
01:05:46,830 --> 01:05:49,404
- love Italian dogs.
- That's awesome.

1711
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,237
We'll call him Il Cane Bingo.

1712
01:05:51,237 --> 01:05:54,087
He has to leave the room
because he's laughing so hard.

1713
01:05:56,910 --> 01:05:58,590
I'm also gonna reach out to Maya.

1714
01:05:58,590 --> 01:06:01,140
I'm gonna cancel... I'm
gonna end conversations

1715
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,750
with the Austin opportunity
and then reach out to Maya

1716
01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:08,750
asking to get coffee on her schedule,

1717
01:06:09,390 --> 01:06:11,370
wherever she'd like to meet.

1718
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:13,110
You send that message to her.

1719
01:06:13,110 --> 01:06:17,280
Monday comes around and $3.5 million

1720
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,400
gets wired to the Silver
Springs Credit Union.

1721
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,233
For those that don't know,

1722
01:06:21,233 --> 01:06:24,000
credit unions are financial institutions

1723
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,880
that basically are just a
lot more community oriented.

1724
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,390
And the issue, by moving
your money there, is that

1725
01:06:30,390 --> 01:06:32,070
credit unions also are...

1726
01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:34,380
The amount of money you
have in your account

1727
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:37,410
doesn't give you more votes
in terms of who you elect to

1728
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:40,140
the board of directors or
what you do for that purpose.

1729
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:42,150
You put that money in there,

1730
01:06:42,150 --> 01:06:45,480
and you get a meeting with
Maya pretty much right away.

1731
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,800
The house has already gone back.

1732
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,040
You guys send the house back
and you begin that process.

1733
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,870
You have to sell it for
some amount of money.

1734
01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:53,760
What's the amount of money
you sell the house for

1735
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,783
to transfer deed or title.

1736
01:06:54,783 --> 01:06:57,337
One United States dollar.

1737
01:06:57,337 --> 01:06:58,620
Oh, that's classy.

1738
01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:01,200
You do one United States dollar.

1739
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,740
You get an angry letter
from Jonathan Whittaker

1740
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:06,480
who's talking about property values

1741
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,458
and what this is doing to the sale.

1742
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,380
Like, the average house
price in the neighborhood

1743
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,213
and da, da, da.

1744
01:07:11,213 --> 01:07:14,070
All this stuff from this
one little minor thing.

1745
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:16,500
And he says, "I'm gonna talk
to the county appraiser.

1746
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,370
Get the appraiser to come in

1747
01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:19,860
and see what the hell is
going on around here."

1748
01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:21,304
This angry Whittaker message.

1749
01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,570
Can we kill this guy?

1750
01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:23,670
We got rid of Florian.

1751
01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:24,840
This guy sucks.

1752
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,600
Cal could just be the head
of the Whittaker family

1753
01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:30,780
and he's an idiot.

1754
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:33,000
Yeah, that's fine with me.

1755
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,940
You see, as you say that,
that's a completely valid...

1756
01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:36,870
Jonathan does appear-

1757
01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:41,220
He's also, you realize,
he's the city attorney,

1758
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:44,190
but not a government employee,
which means he doesn't

1759
01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:47,083
have to pass any of the
ethics examinations.

1760
01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:50,730
The town government got a
contract with his private law firm

1761
01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:53,400
to do this work for the city.

1762
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,750
So you get a bunch of angry emails from

1763
01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,323
Jonathan Whittaker for doing this.

1764
01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:58,440
I send back more and more elaborate gifs

1765
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,750
of Michael Jordan crying,
but he's flossing.

1766
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,090
Maya meets up with
you For the Love of the Bean,

1767
01:08:03,090 --> 01:08:05,032
the little sort of coffee that the-

1768
01:08:05,032 --> 01:08:06,668
For the Love of the Bean.

1769
01:08:06,668 --> 01:08:08,847
- The Love of the Bean.
- Oh wow, walking distance!

1770
01:08:08,847 --> 01:08:11,970
I walk to For the Love of the Bean.

1771
01:08:11,970 --> 01:08:13,530
Last coffees of the day.

1772
01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:16,560
She has a coffee waiting for you.

1773
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,060
- Yeah.
- She's there.

1774
01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:23,060
Grungy little hoodie,
hair up, bike shorts on.

1775
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,280
Got the little Birkenstock sandals.

1776
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,263
Looks up and goes,

1777
01:08:29,227 --> 01:08:30,720
- "LaVonte."
- Maya.

1778
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,760
- Did you get me a coffee?
- I did.

1779
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:37,200
- Deeply thoughtful.
- It's there and it has

1780
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,660
coffee in it, so it looks
like the right weight

1781
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:40,493
when you pick it up.

1782
01:08:40,493 --> 01:08:42,150
Oh, perfect.

1783
01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:46,230
Very meaningful for you
guys to give the house back.

1784
01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:48,840
I understand you had some concerns about

1785
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,170
how we felt about Purpee and
we're eager to correct those.

1786
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,090
Came in, house is in
beautiful condition.

1787
01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:56,044
- Love the white room.
- Thank you.

1788
01:08:56,914 --> 01:08:59,434
- I wanted to, I think we-
- Have you seen "Blade"?

1789
01:08:59,434 --> 01:09:01,729
- Hmm?
- Have you seen "Blade"?

1790
01:09:01,729 --> 01:09:02,610
I've seen "Blade."

1791
01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:03,626
'Course I've seen "Blade."

1792
01:09:03,626 --> 01:09:04,920
That's one of my favorites.

1793
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,090
"We got into the house

1794
01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:08,460
and I noticed that there
was a wall of the house

1795
01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:10,500
that had been used as a whiteboard.

1796
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,450
Which is fine, 'cause I
mean you sold the house

1797
01:09:12,450 --> 01:09:13,770
to us for a dollar.

1798
01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,030
Get it clean, no problem.

1799
01:09:15,030 --> 01:09:16,440
I just wanted to ask you,

1800
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,832
'cause I think this is sort of

1801
01:09:17,832 --> 01:09:19,548
the crux of our conversation."

1802
01:09:19,548 --> 01:09:20,820
And she turns her phone over,

1803
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:24,183
and there's a picture of "run
shit" in quotation marks.

1804
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,970
"That's sort of my whole question,

1805
01:09:26,970 --> 01:09:29,225
and maybe you can just
shoot me straight about it."

1806
01:09:29,225 --> 01:09:30,240
Yeah.

1807
01:09:31,082 --> 01:09:34,350
Your concern, when we say "run shit,"

1808
01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:38,970
is that we will be the
exclusive power dynamic

1809
01:09:38,970 --> 01:09:41,040
and driving force for
the future of Purpee,

1810
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:44,820
rather than including the
existing residents of Purpee

1811
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:47,940
in those kind of decisions
that we're interested in making

1812
01:09:47,940 --> 01:09:50,370
as we grow this town into
everything it could be.

1813
01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:51,330
Am I correct?

1814
01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:53,013
- Yeah.
- Fantastic.

1815
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,593
When we came to Purpee,

1816
01:09:58,144 --> 01:09:59,227
it was bad.

1817
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,778
It was bad.

1818
01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:03,420
It was a bad situation.

1819
01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:04,920
People were not happy.

1820
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,100
People did not have opportunity.

1821
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,890
People were trapped in circumstance

1822
01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:14,283
to the extent that the city was failing.

1823
01:10:15,690 --> 01:10:17,520
And in a matter of months,

1824
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,930
my friends and I have fundamentally shaken

1825
01:10:21,930 --> 01:10:24,870
that existing order.

1826
01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:25,950
Can we agree to that?

1827
01:10:25,950 --> 01:10:26,910
Absolutely.

1828
01:10:26,910 --> 01:10:28,890
And now your fear is that

1829
01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:32,340
the reason for which we
shook that foundation

1830
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,260
is so that we could
replace it with our own.

1831
01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:35,711
- Correct?
- Yeah.

1832
01:10:37,050 --> 01:10:40,225
That's not entirely wrong.

1833
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,760
We are interested in
building a better Purpee

1834
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,153
and we do have a vision
for what that looks like.

1835
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:51,090
But if we've learned anything

1836
01:10:51,090 --> 01:10:54,810
from the Whittakers and
the Douglases it is that

1837
01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:59,541
if that vision does not include everybody,

1838
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:01,913
it dies.

1839
01:11:02,790 --> 01:11:04,980
I want this vision to work.

1840
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:09,900
I see Purpee as being a major city.

1841
01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:14,900
We have a river. We have a university.

1842
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:18,950
The things we could do here.

1843
01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:22,050
I want a Purpee where no child is hungry.

1844
01:11:22,050 --> 01:11:25,770
I want a Purpee where every student

1845
01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:29,940
who goes to the university
does not need to pay tuition.

1846
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:32,523
I want to build a great American city.

1847
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,853
And I need you to do that.

1848
01:11:36,853 --> 01:11:39,210
And I need Amelia to do that.

1849
01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:41,815
And I need Tyler, and I need Patty.

1850
01:11:43,702 --> 01:11:44,960
But you also need us.

1851
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,890
So you tell me what you need.

1852
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:51,570
I'll tell you what I need.

1853
01:11:51,570 --> 01:11:54,540
And together, we'll build something great.

1854
01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:57,480
Go ahead and
give me Charisma, Persuasion.

1855
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,633
You can add Presence here.

1856
01:11:59,633 --> 01:12:01,299
Yay!

1857
01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:06,750
What was the second thing?

1858
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,670
You can add Charisma, Persuasion-

1859
01:12:08,670 --> 01:12:10,200
- Turn the machine off.
- Presence.

1860
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,990
You can also, if you have
Leadership or Influence

1861
01:12:12,990 --> 01:12:14,340
as backgrounds, you can add those as well.

1862
01:12:14,340 --> 01:12:15,694
Oh great.

1863
01:12:15,694 --> 01:12:17,241
Oh yeah.

1864
01:12:18,299 --> 01:12:20,370
Can I help? I have male gymnastics.

1865
01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:21,837
Male gymnastics!

1866
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:22,765
I have fencing.

1867
01:12:22,765 --> 01:12:25,560
You're just kinda doing
a really impressive stretch

1868
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:26,430
outside the window.

1869
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:27,453
Nine successes.

1870
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,613
What'd you get?

1871
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:32,730
- Nine.
- Nine successes.

1872
01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:36,333
I really appreciate your honesty.

1873
01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,180
There are things that I need

1874
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:41,160
and I know there are things that you need,

1875
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:46,160
and maybe politics is that
conversation stretched out

1876
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,593
over the length of a community.

1877
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,370
Or maybe that's what politics
should be, I don't know.

1878
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:54,203
Yeah, it's crazy.

1879
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,510
You guys did so many things
that were impossible to do

1880
01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:01,158
and did them at the cost
of almost dying a lot.

1881
01:13:01,158 --> 01:13:02,373
Well, we're monsters.

1882
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:05,873
Yeah.

1883
01:13:05,873 --> 01:13:07,300
Time for the horror festival.

1884
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,872
I think that I owe you an apology.

1885
01:13:12,872 --> 01:13:13,967
You do.

1886
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,730
I think that's fair.

1887
01:13:17,730 --> 01:13:22,730
She opens her email and
shows you an email draft,

1888
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:27,980
which is a snapshot of a
glyph written on parchment.

1889
01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:31,800
And as she turns it, it
changes in front of your eyes

1890
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,610
and becomes the email from
the primogen of Austin.

1891
01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:40,140
"This is a spell that creates
what someone wants to see.

1892
01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,360
It fixes in form in the moment they get it

1893
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,940
so that it doesn't change from day to day.

1894
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:48,810
But, to be perfectly honest,

1895
01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:53,810
what I read

1896
01:13:53,815 --> 01:13:58,231
on you in our first meeting was that

1897
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:03,120
you were trying to make
something work here.

1898
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,130
And what I also read,

1899
01:14:05,130 --> 01:14:06,480
and I know this is a funny thing to say

1900
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,440
because I very much was
antagonistic towards

1901
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:14,010
what I was seeing, was
fundamentally some frustration.

1902
01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:16,170
Not with me, but with your situation.

1903
01:14:16,170 --> 01:14:19,140
Frustration with maybe even
some of your companions."

1904
01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:20,280
- Mm.
- I don't know

1905
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,170
if that's fair or not, but
it's what I was reading.

1906
01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:23,620
Definitely. Change is hard.

1907
01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:28,443
I wrote this 'cause I'm scared.

1908
01:14:29,850 --> 01:14:31,140
I can tell.

1909
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:35,863
There's no universe where, you know...

1910
01:14:35,863 --> 01:14:38,063
I guess I could rely on Cody.

1911
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:43,500
I'm a very talented mage,
but I don't think I have the-

1912
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:46,140
If you guys wanted to kill
me, I don't know what I'd do.

1913
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,910
If you guys wanted to come after Amelia.

1914
01:14:47,910 --> 01:14:50,040
There's more ways to hurt me.

1915
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,200
I know a hundred people
in this town by name

1916
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,380
that I consider people I
have a responsibility for

1917
01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:56,359
to look after.

1918
01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:58,290
And then the ring beyond that
of people I don't even know

1919
01:14:58,290 --> 01:15:00,360
that I feel some responsibility for,

1920
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,660
which means there's a
million ways to hurt me.

1921
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:09,500
So I'm scared, and to be frank with you,

1922
01:15:10,770 --> 01:15:12,460
I'm also pretty cynical

1923
01:15:13,470 --> 01:15:17,190
and having people show
up with a lot of money...

1924
01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:21,270
I don't think there's a lot
of good ways to be rich.

1925
01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:25,500
Oh, well you've clearly never been rich.

1926
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,090
No, and I never will.

1927
01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:29,970
But what I mean is, I don't
think there's a lot of good ways

1928
01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:32,550
to make the money that
you and HJ throw around.

1929
01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:34,530
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1930
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,962
I mean, when we gutted Blockbuster,

1931
01:15:38,337 --> 01:15:40,860
we took away hundreds of thousands of jobs

1932
01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:44,010
and profited off of it heartily.

1933
01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,690
Why wouldn't you do that to Purpee?

1934
01:15:45,690 --> 01:15:46,980
Why aren't you gonna gut this place

1935
01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:48,947
like you gutted Blockbuster?

1936
01:15:48,947 --> 01:15:51,873
You know, because when
we gutted Blockbuster,

1937
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,750
we were alive.

1938
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,920
Or I was alive.

1939
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:56,763
HJ wasn't.

1940
01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,363
And I was human and I was afraid.

1941
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,603
I was afraid of legacy.

1942
01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:09,000
Of wanting, needing.

1943
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,290
I wanted to be seen a certain way.

1944
01:16:10,290 --> 01:16:11,550
I wanted to be viewed a certain way.

1945
01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:13,250
I wanted to be held a certain way.

1946
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,043
But I'm not human anymore.

1947
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:22,363
Gutting Blockbuster was
cheap thrills, a quick high.

1948
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,653
- Gut it-
- God, disgusting.

1949
01:16:26,715 --> 01:16:27,857
Tell me about it.

1950
01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:30,450
But yeah.

1951
01:16:30,450 --> 01:16:33,150
I'm interested in something
more, something different.

1952
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,080
It's the reason we were
working with the Camarilla

1953
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:39,270
and now it's the reason that we're not.

1954
01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:40,590
Okay.

1955
01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:42,720
I have the answers that I think I need.

1956
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:46,680
And Vesper said some things about you

1957
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,820
that I think were very insightful.

1958
01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:51,660
Hmm.

1959
01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:54,690
I don't know what your relationships

1960
01:16:54,690 --> 01:16:57,610
to your fellow coterie
are, but I think that

1961
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,980
the part of you that was
entertaining going to Austin,

1962
01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:02,980
you should know that

1963
01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:08,370
even under a very antagonistic encounter,

1964
01:17:08,370 --> 01:17:11,970
the people around you that I
saw as being far away from you,

1965
01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:13,623
unflinchingly had your back.

1966
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:15,750
I wanna make an offer to you.

1967
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,640
It's the last thing I'll ask for like this

1968
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:22,473
before I understand what it
is we all want from this.

1969
01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:26,520
I can draw glyphs like this again.

1970
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,610
Do you want me to send you one of these

1971
01:17:29,610 --> 01:17:31,106
and see what it says now?

1972
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,745
No, 'cause I know what I want

1973
01:17:36,210 --> 01:17:38,110
and I don't need you to show it to me.

1974
01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:42,120
Thank you very much, LaVonte.

1975
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,200
Appreciate you taking the time.

1976
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,200
By the way, Maya, the thing
you needed to apologize for

1977
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,270
was not the email.

1978
01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:52,080
Hostile business tactics,
that's very much of my world.

1979
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,260
Something I'm very comfortable with.

1980
01:17:54,260 --> 01:17:56,040
The thing you needed to apologize for

1981
01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,840
was trying to come between
me and my best friend, HJ.

1982
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,088
And if you do that again,
you will need to be scared.

1983
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,733
"Understood."

1984
01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:10,980
You see that she gets up and says,

1985
01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:13,980
"I appreciate knowing where we stand."

1986
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:16,821
- Of course.
- See you at the party.

1987
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,520
They're really taking off.

1988
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,999
The scooters are really doing well.

1989
01:18:21,999 --> 01:18:24,960
Oh, that's her fixie. That's
her little fixie bicycle.

1990
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:29,960
So I believe we move towards
the Laurent Horror Festival.

1991
01:18:32,370 --> 01:18:34,890
Let me ask, has Bingo been announced

1992
01:18:34,890 --> 01:18:36,750
as running for office
at this point in time?

1993
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,830
Are you waiting until after the festival?

1994
01:18:37,830 --> 01:18:39,540
For traction and inertia,

1995
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:42,120
we don't want anyone to
get excited about Bingo

1996
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,440
then distracted by...

1997
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,290
We just have to remind
everyone that Bingo is running.

1998
01:18:46,290 --> 01:18:50,250
So I think we've probably
agreed on a comms plan

1999
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,789
that starts probably the
day after the festival.

2000
01:18:52,789 --> 01:18:54,450
Yeah.

2001
01:18:54,450 --> 01:18:56,340
- Incredible.
- However, Rebel Purpee

2002
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:58,620
is a sponsor of the festival this year.

2003
01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:01,020
We do want to get the ghosts invited.

2004
01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,130
- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah, we want the ghosts.

2005
01:19:02,130 --> 01:19:03,330
Everyone else we already know.

2006
01:19:03,330 --> 01:19:05,549
And I need to talk to
the leprechaun girl who-

2007
01:19:05,549 --> 01:19:07,367
We can go through the drive-thru again.

2008
01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:09,900
I also was thinking that

2009
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:14,900
maybe before this big cosmic magical time,

2010
01:19:16,170 --> 01:19:19,860
or time of magical potence,

2011
01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:22,500
that maybe we should try to figure out

2012
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,973
where the portal in my mouth goes to.

2013
01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:27,750
I think that's smart.

2014
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:30,270
There's probably only one
way to do that, which is

2015
01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:33,270
Darkness Man with a rope
tied around his waist?

2016
01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:34,103
Me?

2017
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:35,760
But I'm also sort of
afraid we go in there

2018
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,650
and then Ermine just, boop, pops out.

2019
01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:40,410
- Yeah, we can't-
- How does your tummy feel?

2020
01:19:40,410 --> 01:19:42,360
How does my tummy feel?

2021
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,480
- Give me Stamina, Awareness.
- Okay.

2022
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,490
I'm gonna tell you in a second.

2023
01:19:47,490 --> 01:19:48,950
Why can't you tell me yet?

2024
01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:52,142
Because I need
to roll dice, Zaeth!

2025
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,692
Okay, that's four.

2026
01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:02,820
- I'm with you, brother.
- An entire Snickers bar

2027
01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:05,629
- in your mouth.
- How does your tummy feel,

2028
01:20:05,629 --> 01:20:06,720
- is the question.
- Hungry!

2029
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,120
Why can't you tell us yet?

2030
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,870
You feel the same sort of undead power-

2031
01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:15,360
You feel a hunger for
blood, like you always do,

2032
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,970
but you don't feel oblivion in there.

2033
01:20:17,970 --> 01:20:21,330
You wonder. You don't feel-
It's not connected to your body.

2034
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:23,190
I feel completely normal.

2035
01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:24,963
Thank you for asking.

2036
01:20:24,963 --> 01:20:26,190
Of course.

2037
01:20:26,190 --> 01:20:28,933
So I don't think that they're, like...

2038
01:20:28,933 --> 01:20:31,740
I don't think that it's
like, what was her name?

2039
01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:32,573
Ermine.

2040
01:20:32,573 --> 01:20:33,960
I don't think Ermine and the missile

2041
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:36,390
are just orbiting each
other inside my stomach.

2042
01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:38,460
How did you even figure
out you could do that.

2043
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,363
Can I do that?

2044
01:20:40,530 --> 01:20:43,470
I throw a carrot really
hard at your mouth.

2045
01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:44,550
Why do you even

2046
01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:46,139
- have a carrot?
- HJ.

2047
01:20:46,139 --> 01:20:46,972
Where'd you get that from?

2048
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:48,860
You can't throw the
sharp end of the carrot.

2049
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,924
You gotta throw the blunt end, yeah.

2050
01:20:51,924 --> 01:20:56,426
I mean I'm- Ow, HJ will you stop!

2051
01:20:56,426 --> 01:20:57,720
- You can't do that!
- No, I actually think

2052
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,070
it's a decent line of inquiry.

2053
01:20:59,070 --> 01:21:01,200
We need to all find out
because I think that

2054
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,625
the first time it happened I was scared.

2055
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:06,030
- Yeah.
- Do you have a drone?

2056
01:21:06,030 --> 01:21:10,650
- Oh that's really-
- Fly a drone into the mouth!

2057
01:21:10,650 --> 01:21:12,513
- Okay.
- Shopping spree!

2058
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,176
I'll just have Tyler ship us one.

2059
01:21:15,176 --> 01:21:17,701
I have a tiny little
PlayStation controller.

2060
01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:22,200
I didn't even know they came that small.

2061
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,640
We'll send a drone into the abyss.

2062
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:24,570
- Yeah, exactly.
- Great.

2063
01:21:24,570 --> 01:21:26,354
You send a drone into the abyss.

2064
01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:29,850
It gets swallowed up.

2065
01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:30,750
Great.

2066
01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,250
- We're watching.
- Yeah.

2067
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,260
Feed cuts immediately.
You've lost a drone.

2068
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:35,497
Okay, now here's the question.

2069
01:21:35,497 --> 01:21:36,597
It was $200.

2070
01:21:36,597 --> 01:21:38,250
I'm gonna do something crazy.

2071
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:40,767
Took forever to sync the
wireless controller to it.

2072
01:21:41,850 --> 01:21:44,100
Bat Child, will you open your mouth?

2073
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,390
Yes.

2074
01:21:45,390 --> 01:21:47,490
I'm gonna put my hand into oblivion

2075
01:21:47,490 --> 01:21:48,810
and then attempt to pull it back out.

2076
01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:50,511
You have no arm.

2077
01:21:51,956 --> 01:21:53,490
Okay, we need to take it back.

2078
01:21:53,490 --> 01:21:56,701
It'll grow back tomorrow. It's fine.

2079
01:21:56,701 --> 01:21:59,317
I feel like it's not really a mystery.

2080
01:22:00,946 --> 01:22:02,656
I throw a carrot.

2081
01:22:03,738 --> 01:22:06,059
- You put your arm in?
- No, just a carrot.

2082
01:22:06,059 --> 01:22:07,859
I turn off the abyss and I eat it.

2083
01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:11,119
Darkness Man, give me your phone.

2084
01:22:12,102 --> 01:22:12,935
No.

2085
01:22:12,935 --> 01:22:14,532
Give me your phone, Darkness Man.

2086
01:22:14,532 --> 01:22:15,907
Darkness Man, why are you being such a-

2087
01:22:15,907 --> 01:22:17,749
I need my phone. Give me your phone.

2088
01:22:17,749 --> 01:22:18,918
- No!
- Let's stop.

2089
01:22:18,918 --> 01:22:20,160
- Give him your phone.
- There's no point.

2090
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,183
Things that go into the
oblivion can't come back now.

2091
01:22:22,183 --> 01:22:24,900
Take the wireless
controller, it's useless now!

2092
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,210
I need an air tag.

2093
01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:28,320
It's... Yeah.

2094
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,530
You guys, so you have reached
out to invite the ghosts.

2095
01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:34,183
You've reached out and invited Kelly.

2096
01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:36,180
But I do have to have
a moment with Kelly

2097
01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:37,350
before I invite her.

2098
01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:38,400
Gotcha, yes.

2099
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,020
You stop. So you're at Sweetie Pie's.

2100
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:42,150
She's dancing, you're in the front.

2101
01:22:42,150 --> 01:22:43,816
And she's like, "What's going on?"

2102
01:22:43,816 --> 01:22:45,471
There's something.
I need to talk to you,

2103
01:22:45,471 --> 01:22:46,683
- it's really important.
- Is it private?

2104
01:22:46,683 --> 01:22:47,845
- Yes.
- She starts to give you

2105
01:22:47,845 --> 01:22:49,830
- a lap dance.
- Okay.

2106
01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:50,663
Whisper it.

2107
01:22:52,919 --> 01:22:55,230
- I'm a vampire.
- What?

2108
01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:57,120
I've been a vampire this whole time.

2109
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,100
Actually, I didn't know we
were supposed to be at war,

2110
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,510
but I think it's kind of beautiful that-

2111
01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:02,910
Leprechauns and
vampires are arch enemies.

2112
01:23:02,910 --> 01:23:06,667
No, but we
are not arch enemies.

2113
01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:07,883
Oh my god.

2114
01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:09,390
- We can end the war.
- It's like that movie.

2115
01:23:09,390 --> 01:23:11,130
Yes, exactly, you got it.

2116
01:23:11,130 --> 01:23:13,470
It's like that movie. Romeo...

2117
01:23:13,470 --> 01:23:15,438
- what is it?
- The movie?

2118
01:23:16,488 --> 01:23:17,327
- "Romeo Must Die."
- Just like that movie,

2119
01:23:17,327 --> 01:23:19,187
"Romeo and Juliet," yes.

2120
01:23:19,187 --> 01:23:21,060
It's like that movie, "Romeo Must Die."

2121
01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,550
- Leonardo DiCaprio.
- Yes!

2122
01:23:23,550 --> 01:23:26,343
Except nice because we're
not gonna die at the end.

2123
01:23:27,296 --> 01:23:28,773
- We're not?
- No.

2124
01:23:28,773 --> 01:23:30,330
'Cause you're already dead.

2125
01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:31,320
Yes.

2126
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:32,550
All right, listen.

2127
01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:33,810
I'm gonna finish up this lap dance

2128
01:23:33,810 --> 01:23:35,340
and then let's talk more outside.

2129
01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:36,173
Okay, great.

2130
01:23:36,173 --> 01:23:38,088
- I tip her.
- Goes, "$1?"

2131
01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:41,751
- I'm continuing.
- You see-

2132
01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:44,273
My god, a dollar used
to be worth something.

2133
01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:47,400
Outside afterwards she says,

2134
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,219
"There's a bunch of other
supernatural people in Purpee?"

2135
01:23:50,219 --> 01:23:51,210
There are so many.

2136
01:23:51,210 --> 01:23:52,290
Did you not know this?

2137
01:23:52,290 --> 01:23:53,820
- No.
- You've been so focused

2138
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:54,960
on your shoe.

2139
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,400
You gotta get away from the shoe.

2140
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,470
I'm almost done with it!

2141
01:23:58,470 --> 01:24:00,690
And you've been almost
done with it for 300 years.

2142
01:24:00,690 --> 01:24:02,039
What more do you have to do?

2143
01:24:02,039 --> 01:24:03,270
How long can it take to make a shoe?

2144
01:24:03,270 --> 01:24:04,710
I'm bad at the laces.

2145
01:24:04,710 --> 01:24:07,950
- I'll do the laces.
- You can't!

2146
01:24:07,950 --> 01:24:09,630
It's forbidden.

2147
01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:10,830
By who?

2148
01:24:10,830 --> 01:24:11,663
- I don't-
- The same people

2149
01:24:11,663 --> 01:24:13,495
that say that we cannot be lovers.

2150
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,065
I want you to make
the laces for my shoe.

2151
01:24:17,065 --> 01:24:18,336
There we go.

2152
01:24:18,336 --> 01:24:20,070
And I want you to come to the party.

2153
01:24:20,070 --> 01:24:21,089
I'll be there.

2154
01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:21,922
- Done.
- Great.

2155
01:24:21,922 --> 01:24:25,170
I will represent all
of the fairy folk at the-

2156
01:24:25,170 --> 01:24:27,933
as the supernatural delegate.

2157
01:24:28,830 --> 01:24:30,270
Perfect.

2158
01:24:30,270 --> 01:24:31,377
Fantastic. You're beautiful.

2159
01:24:31,377 --> 01:24:33,755
May the road rise up to meet you.

2160
01:24:33,755 --> 01:24:35,700
You got some dirt on your face.

2161
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:38,150
- I sleep in the ground.
- Kind of on your neck.

2162
01:24:40,590 --> 01:24:41,877
- She will be there.
- Great.

2163
01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:43,500
She will be there, absolutely.

2164
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,360
Bat Child, do you speak to the ghosts

2165
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,230
at the Whittaker mine?

2166
01:24:46,230 --> 01:24:48,678
Yeah, Darkness Man,
will you come with me?

2167
01:24:48,678 --> 01:24:49,953
Yeah, let's do it.

2168
01:24:49,953 --> 01:24:52,200
We can go to the mine or
go to the speaker box.

2169
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,960
Is the dude out of the speaker box?

2170
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:56,220
No, that was a separate guy who was-

2171
01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,459
All right, let's go to the mine.

2172
01:24:57,459 --> 01:24:59,250
Let's go to the mines, yeah.

2173
01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:01,560
You guys
go up to the mines and

2174
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,393
- up at the Whittaker-
- We put on

2175
01:25:02,393 --> 01:25:03,630
night-vision goggles.

2176
01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:05,832
Put on night-vision goggles.

2177
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,599
Whittaker Mine-

2178
01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,759
I just keep doing tactical rolls.

2179
01:25:11,759 --> 01:25:12,592
Me too.

2180
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,090
Walking down to the mine,

2181
01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:16,350
you get down to the very bottom

2182
01:25:16,350 --> 01:25:20,790
where you just see ice
cold, pitch-black water.

2183
01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:24,180
Down, down deep. Under
this is the collapse

2184
01:25:24,180 --> 01:25:26,079
where all those miners drowned.

2185
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,050
We learned from HJ that we can climb

2186
01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:29,700
at the bottom of water.

2187
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:30,684
Yeah.

2188
01:25:30,684 --> 01:25:33,060
I think though we should talk
before we get in the water,

2189
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,710
'cause we're not gonna be
able to talk under water

2190
01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:36,370
'cause water's gonna fill our mouths.

2191
01:25:36,370 --> 01:25:38,190
- Okay, okay.
- The spirits are

2192
01:25:38,190 --> 01:25:39,570
gonna be confused.

2193
01:25:39,570 --> 01:25:40,410
- Yeah.
- So I think

2194
01:25:40,410 --> 01:25:43,410
we should tell them that we
want to help them get revenge.

2195
01:25:43,410 --> 01:25:44,730
Okay.

2196
01:25:44,730 --> 01:25:46,425
- Do you wanna do it?
- No.

2197
01:25:46,425 --> 01:25:47,340
Do you wanna sing it?

2198
01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:48,232
You have such a

2199
01:25:48,232 --> 01:25:50,250
- beautiful singing voice.
- I'm really uncharismatic.

2200
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:51,158
Should I?

2201
01:25:53,429 --> 01:25:54,581
I think you should sing it.

2202
01:25:54,581 --> 01:25:55,414
Fuck.

2203
01:25:55,414 --> 01:25:57,210
I mean with all the echoes in the cave,

2204
01:25:57,210 --> 01:25:59,626
it's gonna sound incredible.

2205
01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:01,854
It's gonna sound like a hallowed chapel.

2206
01:26:01,854 --> 01:26:02,687
Okay.

2207
01:26:02,687 --> 01:26:04,513
What's a song about revenge?

2208
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,280
You're asking me, but it
needs to come from here.

2209
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,337
Needs to come from the heart?

2210
01:26:09,337 --> 01:26:10,748
Music fills the cave.

2211
01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:17,467
♪ Spirits awaken ♪

2212
01:26:17,467 --> 01:26:22,467
♪ You've been drowned by the Whittakers ♪

2213
01:26:25,007 --> 01:26:27,582
♪ We feel for you ♪

2214
01:26:30,076 --> 01:26:32,570
It's a sound bath. It's a sound bath of-

2215
01:26:32,570 --> 01:26:33,920
14 successes. Keep going.

2216
01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:40,102
♪ We want to help you get revenge ♪

2217
01:26:40,102 --> 01:26:41,778
♪ On the Whittakers ♪

2218
01:26:41,778 --> 01:26:44,196
♪ We're having a party ♪

2219
01:26:44,196 --> 01:26:46,963
♪ And you're invited to the party ♪

2220
01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,454
22 success, keep going.

2221
01:26:50,367 --> 01:26:52,116
♪ You were drowned ♪

2222
01:26:52,116 --> 01:26:55,530
♪ And that makes me frown ♪

2223
01:26:55,530 --> 01:26:56,811
Oh, now we're rhyming!

2224
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:01,006
It's also the second time you told them

2225
01:27:01,006 --> 01:27:04,237
- they were drowned!
- It's A, B, C, D, E, F, G, F.

2226
01:27:04,237 --> 01:27:07,078
♪ Come to our party ♪

2227
01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:09,120
♪ We'll see you there ♪

2228
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,923
So close. 29 successes. Almost.

2229
01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:16,242
Almost?

2230
01:27:16,242 --> 01:27:17,567
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

2231
01:27:17,567 --> 01:27:18,400
Needed 32.

2232
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,893
You needed 32, I decided.

2233
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:25,844
Rising from the water, spectral shades

2234
01:27:27,269 --> 01:27:28,294
in the front.

2235
01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:33,485
"I am Nathaniel Hoggins.

2236
01:27:34,973 --> 01:27:39,973
I spoke to the half-bat child,

2237
01:27:40,110 --> 01:27:44,310
trapped in a box of tin and wire.

2238
01:27:44,310 --> 01:27:48,970
We seek revenge on the Whittaker clan

2239
01:27:49,854 --> 01:27:54,624
who still lives on the wealth

2240
01:27:54,624 --> 01:27:58,500
we found deep in the Earth.

2241
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:03,500
We will not rest until
every Whittaker is dead."

2242
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,980
Can we make an exception for
Cal? He's dating my friend.

2243
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,547
Cal's... Ugh.

2244
01:28:09,547 --> 01:28:11,550
- He's too stupid.
- There's probably other-

2245
01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:14,280
I think some of the other
guys have kids and stuff.

2246
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:16,359
Could we do, like, 18 plus?

2247
01:28:18,024 --> 01:28:19,514
Could we just kill 18 plus?

2248
01:28:19,514 --> 01:28:21,090
What if we just drained
their bank account

2249
01:28:21,090 --> 01:28:23,100
because it's kind of like a financial-

2250
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,746
Can we give you a list?

2251
01:28:24,746 --> 01:28:26,718
We will review a list.

2252
01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:27,618
Review a list.

2253
01:28:27,618 --> 01:28:29,606
We will circle up in the mine.

2254
01:28:30,464 --> 01:28:34,435
♪ Let's target our revenge
at specific people ♪

2255
01:28:35,460 --> 01:28:38,285
You see they look and say,

2256
01:28:38,285 --> 01:28:43,285
"Any Whittaker that has turned 18

2257
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:46,876
while rich must die."

2258
01:28:46,876 --> 01:28:48,390
Okay, yeah.

2259
01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,416
And if any of the others turn 18-

2260
01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:52,623
No, wait.

2261
01:28:52,623 --> 01:28:53,700
- Okay.
- We're coming straight-

2262
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:55,050
Let's talk about this more

2263
01:28:55,050 --> 01:28:55,883
- at the party.
- Wait, no no no.

2264
01:28:55,883 --> 01:28:57,832
But we're gonna make
sure they're not rich.

2265
01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:59,010
We're gonna make sure they're not rich.

2266
01:28:59,010 --> 01:29:00,360
Oh, that's a great point.

2267
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:01,193
Yeah.

2268
01:29:01,193 --> 01:29:02,430
We'll talk about this more at the party.

2269
01:29:02,430 --> 01:29:03,469
Yeah, but just will you

2270
01:29:03,469 --> 01:29:04,320
- come to the party?
- Let's be clear.

2271
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,407
We're killing Cal.

2272
01:29:06,273 --> 01:29:08,705
- Okay, I really-
- I don't like Cal.

2273
01:29:08,705 --> 01:29:10,295
But Madelaine really likes the way-

2274
01:29:10,295 --> 01:29:11,610
I don't think Madelaine
likes Cal that much.

2275
01:29:11,610 --> 01:29:13,380
I know she likes the way his blood-

2276
01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:15,540
Madelaine can say it at the party.

2277
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:16,373
Okay, okay, okay.

2278
01:29:16,373 --> 01:29:17,525
- You're gonna-
- I don't know why we're

2279
01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:19,273
- fighting so hard for Cal.
- You're gonna, you're gonna-

2280
01:29:19,273 --> 01:29:21,090
I don't feel sorry for Cal either!

2281
01:29:21,090 --> 01:29:23,940
I feel sorry for Madelaine
who has a really tasty treat

2282
01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:25,440
that she's trying to keep alive.

2283
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,804
I don't think Madelaine likes Cal-

2284
01:29:26,804 --> 01:29:28,841
If you had a favorite afterschool snack

2285
01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:31,230
and someone took it away
from you, you'd get salty.

2286
01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:34,139
Oh, you're right. I forgot
about the eating part of it.

2287
01:29:34,139 --> 01:29:35,283
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

2288
01:29:35,283 --> 01:29:36,257
Okay.

2289
01:29:36,257 --> 01:29:37,260
Again, we're having a party.

2290
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:38,716
- We're having a party.
- This is a dialogue.

2291
01:29:38,716 --> 01:29:40,864
We'll go over it at the party.

2292
01:29:40,864 --> 01:29:42,210
Let's go over it at the party.

2293
01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:44,153
We will see you at the party.

2294
01:29:44,153 --> 01:29:47,640
Any requests for the road
as we leave, for Darkness Man?

2295
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:52,640
One acapella verse,
one nonverbal scat verse.

2296
01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:57,063
He's an incredible scatter.

2297
01:29:58,066 --> 01:29:59,174
Okay.

2298
01:30:02,235 --> 01:30:04,410
♪ We'll keep the dialogue ♪

2299
01:30:04,410 --> 01:30:07,263
Do scatting only, no real words.

2300
01:30:08,190 --> 01:30:10,270
Wait, you said you wanted a person-

2301
01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:11,105
Okay.

2302
01:30:11,105 --> 01:30:14,250
♪ Do do do do do ♪

2303
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:15,707
He only does do's.

2304
01:30:15,707 --> 01:30:17,108
♪ Do do do do do do ♪

2305
01:30:17,108 --> 01:30:19,309
♪ Do do do do, do do ♪

2306
01:30:20,643 --> 01:30:22,166
They return to the water.

2307
01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,553
I think they loved it.

2308
01:30:24,477 --> 01:30:25,317
Okay.

2309
01:30:25,317 --> 01:30:26,963
We're gonna have to make
a list of Whittakers

2310
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:27,988
'cause they were mad.

2311
01:30:27,988 --> 01:30:29,820
And also the quicker we bankrupt them,

2312
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:31,500
the better for the younger Whittakers.

2313
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:32,333
That's great.

2314
01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:36,780
You guys arrive at the

2315
01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:41,280
Laurent Horror Festival
solstice party, kicking off.

2316
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:43,170
It's June 21st.

2317
01:30:43,170 --> 01:30:48,120
Estelle is here. She has come in costume

2318
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:53,120
as one of her vampiric
protagonists from her many novels.

2319
01:30:53,130 --> 01:30:54,570
A bunch of other folks here.

2320
01:30:54,570 --> 01:30:56,940
People from her publishing,
people from Purpee.

2321
01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:58,950
Patty Babcock is here

2322
01:30:58,950 --> 01:31:02,130
along with some people from Outer Ridge.

2323
01:31:02,130 --> 01:31:06,240
You see that Cody has
rolled up with his friends,

2324
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:07,650
Warren and BK,

2325
01:31:07,650 --> 01:31:11,040
who you mentioned were artisan carpenters.

2326
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:13,380
As you wake up that night, Madelaine,

2327
01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:17,047
you get a text from Emma
Lynn Douglas saying,

2328
01:31:17,047 --> 01:31:22,047
"Just got word. You're invited
if you want, with a plus one,

2329
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:26,855
to stop by our 4th of July party
that we're having tonight."

2330
01:31:26,855 --> 01:31:28,680
Oh, that's amazing.

2331
01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:30,360
I already have something during the day,

2332
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:32,520
but maybe at night I will pop over.

2333
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,320
She says, "It'll be
starting in the afternoon,

2334
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,050
but we will definitely
be going into the night."

2335
01:31:37,050 --> 01:31:40,620
Wait, is this the
Douglas's July 4th party or

2336
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,453
the Laurent July 4th party?

2337
01:31:42,453 --> 01:31:45,570
It is a different party
happening on the same night.

2338
01:31:45,570 --> 01:31:49,102
Is it like counter-programming
harvest festival vibes?

2339
01:31:49,102 --> 01:31:50,640
Where it's like, "We don't do Halloween,

2340
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,330
we do Christian Halloween."

2341
01:31:52,330 --> 01:31:53,760
Or is it because

2342
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,130
we have all the supernatural
people in one place.

2343
01:31:56,130 --> 01:31:59,850
Are they planning
something in the event...

2344
01:31:59,850 --> 01:32:02,460
That maybe we should go
and do some undercover?

2345
01:32:02,460 --> 01:32:05,070
It's literally the
same night as the party?

2346
01:32:05,070 --> 01:32:06,450
It is the
same night as the party.

2347
01:32:06,450 --> 01:32:08,460
Also, it is June 21st.

2348
01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:10,470
- So you get this-
- So why is she having

2349
01:32:10,470 --> 01:32:12,720
a July 4th party on June 21st?

2350
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,430
Yeah, wow. That's tough.

2351
01:32:14,430 --> 01:32:17,100
Because it's Independence Day.

2352
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:18,390
Who is it Independence Day-

2353
01:32:18,390 --> 01:32:20,310
But it's a solstice party.

2354
01:32:20,310 --> 01:32:23,275
That is maybe the
Douglases doing some weird-

2355
01:32:23,275 --> 01:32:27,150
Oh, this has to be the
pinnacle of J of the P's power

2356
01:32:27,150 --> 01:32:28,760
before it declines.

2357
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:29,713
Fuck.

2358
01:32:29,713 --> 01:32:32,400
Also the ghosts are super
pissed. They wanna eat Cal.

2359
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,671
- Yeah.
- They can't eat Cal.

2360
01:32:34,671 --> 01:32:35,910
- I eat Cal.
- I told them that.

2361
01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:37,740
- I told them that.
- Tell them that I eat Cal.

2362
01:32:37,740 --> 01:32:39,630
They seem... I think
that you're gonna be able

2363
01:32:39,630 --> 01:32:41,250
- to convince them.
- They're pretty reasonable.

2364
01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,600
I mean if you sing them another song,

2365
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,400
- I'm sure they'll acquiesce.
- I could.

2366
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,233
You sang them a song?

2367
01:32:45,233 --> 01:32:46,339
I guess I could.

2368
01:32:46,339 --> 01:32:47,478
- It was beautiful-
- Can you sing

2369
01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:48,580
at the party, dude?

2370
01:32:48,580 --> 01:32:50,021
Oh, he's gotta sing at the party.

2371
01:32:50,021 --> 01:32:52,020
Once we settle an
agreement with everyone,

2372
01:32:52,020 --> 01:32:53,313
please sing at the party.

2373
01:32:55,436 --> 01:32:56,850
I'll figure it out.

2374
01:32:56,850 --> 01:32:57,900
My kind of thought is to like,

2375
01:32:57,900 --> 01:33:00,180
what if we downgrade some
people, like the people that-

2376
01:33:00,180 --> 01:33:02,940
'Cause, you know, if
they just kill everyone

2377
01:33:02,940 --> 01:33:04,920
who's not a kid, then no one will be able

2378
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:06,060
to raise the kids and stuff.

2379
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:08,550
So maybe we just scare some of the people

2380
01:33:08,550 --> 01:33:09,840
and they eat the other people.

2381
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:13,470
Why don't- Actual Whittakers,
they die, but the spouses,

2382
01:33:13,470 --> 01:33:14,370
they stay alive.

2383
01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:16,620
We do eat, eat, scare.

2384
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,990
Eat, scare, love.

2385
01:33:18,990 --> 01:33:21,147
- But what about, um-
- Eat, scare, love.

2386
01:33:21,147 --> 01:33:22,140
What about Cal though?

2387
01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:23,940
- 'Cause he's an actual-
- Well obviously we cannot-

2388
01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:24,773
We can scare, we scare him.

2389
01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:26,160
- Yes, we scare Cal.
- He's on the scare list.

2390
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:26,993
That's fine.

2391
01:33:26,993 --> 01:33:30,090
Will he taste bad once we bankrupt him?

2392
01:33:30,090 --> 01:33:31,110
I don't know.

2393
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:33,300
That's actually a really
good question because-

2394
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,663
'Cause then you might
be fine to part with him.

2395
01:33:34,663 --> 01:33:37,680
You know, my dietary thing
is I have to have somebody

2396
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:41,430
from the aristocracy, but in
America that just means rich.

2397
01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:43,140
So if he's not rich-

2398
01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:44,010
You might not even want him.

2399
01:33:44,010 --> 01:33:45,570
Maybe I just, I don't care.

2400
01:33:45,570 --> 01:33:47,397
- Yeah.
- We'll figure it out.

2401
01:33:47,397 --> 01:33:48,720
HJ, at this exact same time,

2402
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:51,090
we're talking about the plus
one and getting this invite,

2403
01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:53,010
you see Emma Lynn also follows
up with you, Madelaine,

2404
01:33:53,010 --> 01:33:55,685
being like, this is the biggest shindig.

2405
01:33:55,685 --> 01:33:57,690
Like, a bunch of our family
from West Virginia is coming.

2406
01:33:57,690 --> 01:33:59,498
It's gonna be a huge shindig.

2407
01:34:00,399 --> 01:34:02,910
"Oh, amazing, I love West Virginia."

2408
01:34:02,910 --> 01:34:06,627
Okay, so it's a white
supremacy party in the woods.

2409
01:34:06,627 --> 01:34:07,793
- Okay.
- If we went there,

2410
01:34:07,793 --> 01:34:09,570
would we just be murdering everyone?

2411
01:34:09,570 --> 01:34:12,330
Last time I went there, they
shot me with a sniper rifle.

2412
01:34:12,330 --> 01:34:14,940
My feeling is they want to murder.

2413
01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:16,800
Is this, is this the moment?

2414
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:17,940
What if we just-

2415
01:34:17,940 --> 01:34:18,960
- Bring everyone together?
- ...just get the

2416
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:20,151
whole crew together, and then-

2417
01:34:20,151 --> 01:34:21,168
And then we go over there.

2418
01:34:21,168 --> 01:34:22,442
- So we start-
- Exactly, bang bang!

2419
01:34:22,442 --> 01:34:23,990
...our party before, no but
they're starting their party

2420
01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:25,860
- in the afternoon.
- But that's fine.

2421
01:34:25,860 --> 01:34:27,360
We can still just go over.

2422
01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:29,100
We should fly a little drone over

2423
01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:31,290
and see what's going on over there.

2424
01:34:31,290 --> 01:34:32,975
Do you have 200 bucks?

2425
01:34:32,975 --> 01:34:34,020
Guys, I can't tell you

2426
01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:36,311
how long it takes to sync
the wireless controller.

2427
01:34:36,311 --> 01:34:37,762
Okay?

2428
01:34:37,762 --> 01:34:39,060
I feel like no one's considering

2429
01:34:39,060 --> 01:34:40,980
how much time I spent syncing
the wireless controller.

2430
01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:42,840
Can I try to spit up the drone?

2431
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:43,673
Sure.

2432
01:34:43,673 --> 01:34:45,930
- What if the missile comes?
- What if she comes out?

2433
01:34:45,930 --> 01:34:48,026
Stop it. No, no!

2434
01:34:51,047 --> 01:34:55,500
Great. Go ahead and
give me Oblivion, Stamina.

2435
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,030
- Please.
- Oh my god.

2436
01:34:57,030 --> 01:34:59,100
- Please don't.
- Please don't.

2437
01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:01,100
- Don't do it.
- She's gonna be so mad.

2438
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,710
We haven't even had the meeting yet.

2439
01:35:04,710 --> 01:35:08,010
Okay, I'm going to
preemptively Blood Surge.

2440
01:35:08,010 --> 01:35:08,940
Okay, great.

2441
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,560
I'm in a leg press position,

2442
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:13,011
ready to kick her directly back up.

2443
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:15,121
Just truly cocked.

2444
01:35:16,890 --> 01:35:18,420
Oh wow, that's really good.

2445
01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:20,553
I'm gonna re-roll these two.

2446
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:26,185
One, two, three, four, five, six.

2447
01:35:26,185 --> 01:35:28,710
- A little drone pops out.
- Okay.

2448
01:35:28,710 --> 01:35:30,078
Wow, okay.

2449
01:35:30,078 --> 01:35:31,808
Is it wet? It's dry!

2450
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,263
It's bone dry!

2451
01:35:35,190 --> 01:35:36,210
All right, so we got our plan.

2452
01:35:36,210 --> 01:35:37,530
We're going bang bang.

2453
01:35:37,530 --> 01:35:39,540
We get everyone together
at the lumbermill.

2454
01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:44,210
Then, after a quick drone scout,
we all rush the Douglases.

2455
01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:45,660
Madelaine's plus one is a drone.

2456
01:35:45,660 --> 01:35:46,833
We got it figured out.

2457
01:35:48,032 --> 01:35:49,530
No, I don't wanna go in
there with just a drone.

2458
01:35:49,530 --> 01:35:50,790
Are you crazy, I'm gonna die.

2459
01:35:50,790 --> 01:35:53,280
I don't have any fighting
ability whatsoever.

2460
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,124
All I do is have sex with people.

2461
01:35:55,124 --> 01:35:56,809
- That's all I can do.
- We'll roll in hot.

2462
01:35:56,809 --> 01:35:58,380
We'll send the ghosts ahead.

2463
01:35:58,380 --> 01:36:00,510
I'm taping a knife to the drone.

2464
01:36:00,510 --> 01:36:03,540
- We got you.
- It's really unsafe for me.

2465
01:36:03,540 --> 01:36:05,760
This really feels like I'm gonna die.

2466
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:06,860
- I think it's a bad idea.
- That's a carrot.

2467
01:36:06,860 --> 01:36:07,923
Oh shit!

2468
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:10,890
We can shadow you.

2469
01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,750
Me and Darkness Man are
good with protection.

2470
01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,830
I'll stealth behind.

2471
01:36:13,830 --> 01:36:14,995
Yeah, we'll stealth behind.

2472
01:36:14,995 --> 01:36:17,870
God, I'm so nervous about
the big speech I have to give.

2473
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:19,830
- As prince?
- As prince.

2474
01:36:19,830 --> 01:36:21,117
As prince.

2475
01:36:21,117 --> 01:36:23,760
HJ, you get some
notifications, by the way,

2476
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:26,130
on your computer as you wake up.

2477
01:36:26,130 --> 01:36:26,963
Okay.

2478
01:36:26,963 --> 01:36:29,190
This is all coming after
sort of the business day.

2479
01:36:29,190 --> 01:36:31,350
You're waking at night to this.

2480
01:36:31,350 --> 01:36:36,350
I'm going to need Intelligence
plus Politics roll from you.

2481
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:39,150
Okay, I have Leadership.

2482
01:36:39,150 --> 01:36:40,560
- Would that be?
- No, it'll be Politics.

2483
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:42,453
Okay, Blood Surge.

2484
01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:45,510
Is it okay if Sister Agnes Shaw

2485
01:36:45,510 --> 01:36:47,022
comes to the party tonight?

2486
01:36:48,588 --> 01:36:50,765
What's more supernatural
than the Catholic church?

2487
01:36:50,765 --> 01:36:52,031
Of course.

2488
01:36:52,031 --> 01:36:53,129
The Holy Ghost.

2489
01:36:53,129 --> 01:36:54,236
Oh, we gotta invite Danderhoof, too.

2490
01:36:54,236 --> 01:36:55,565
- She's my plus one.
- Yeah.

2491
01:36:55,565 --> 01:36:56,885
- For sure.
- I didn't wanna take up

2492
01:36:56,885 --> 01:36:57,871
the time, but I do invite Herb.

2493
01:36:57,871 --> 01:36:58,704
Six.

2494
01:36:58,704 --> 01:36:59,820
But we gotta tell her off the record.

2495
01:36:59,820 --> 01:37:00,653
- Huh?
- Six.

2496
01:37:00,653 --> 01:37:03,960
As of today, five different doors

2497
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:07,650
of Wingstreet and Worthy assets
have been taken by the FBI.

2498
01:37:07,650 --> 01:37:10,530
There are search warrants
and government actions

2499
01:37:10,530 --> 01:37:11,980
against some of them.

2500
01:37:11,980 --> 01:37:13,800
There have been multiple SEC filings

2501
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,663
against various ones of them.

2502
01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:19,500
Massive short positions have been taken up

2503
01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,740
against some of your
most lucrative holdings.

2504
01:37:22,740 --> 01:37:25,860
As you begin to investigate
further and call on contacts,

2505
01:37:25,860 --> 01:37:30,860
essentially, a massive coordinated attack

2506
01:37:30,870 --> 01:37:32,343
against your assets.

2507
01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:38,360
Essentially with six successes,
nothing is immediately gone.

2508
01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:42,270
However, I would say a
majority of your assets

2509
01:37:42,270 --> 01:37:43,440
have been frozen.

2510
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:45,810
Except for what we put
in the credit union, maybe.

2511
01:37:45,810 --> 01:37:48,720
With six
successes, as you investigate,

2512
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:51,000
the credit union is completely untouched,

2513
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,620
and you have no idea why.

2514
01:37:52,620 --> 01:37:55,236
I beeline obviously for LaVonte.

2515
01:37:55,236 --> 01:37:56,790
Interesting.

2516
01:37:56,790 --> 01:38:00,960
Can I look into who is taking
on short positions against us?

2517
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:05,960
All connected to venture
capital firms and private equity.

2518
01:38:06,330 --> 01:38:08,850
All completely obfuscated and very shady.

2519
01:38:08,850 --> 01:38:12,150
However, every one of these
companies has either a CEO

2520
01:38:12,150 --> 01:38:16,170
or a CFO that you know
has personal phone numbers

2521
01:38:16,170 --> 01:38:18,970
and is on group chats with
people that work at Beholdr.

2522
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,173
I don't think Beholdr is happy with us.

2523
01:38:24,132 --> 01:38:25,470
I think you're right
though, if we wanna get rid of

2524
01:38:25,470 --> 01:38:28,170
David Otherman, we have to
find the chip and crush it.

2525
01:38:29,670 --> 01:38:31,423
He's everywhere now.

2526
01:38:31,423 --> 01:38:35,280
I mean, this is pretty big.

2527
01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:36,810
- Really big.
- Pretty big.

2528
01:38:36,810 --> 01:38:38,280
Takes a lot of energy.

2529
01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:39,750
But I feel like we've got...

2530
01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:42,360
we've got our marching orders for tonight.

2531
01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:43,193
- Yes.
- And we can

2532
01:38:43,193 --> 01:38:44,026
pick this up tomorrow.

2533
01:38:44,026 --> 01:38:44,859
- Yes.
- Easily.

2534
01:38:44,859 --> 01:38:45,692
Yes.

2535
01:38:45,692 --> 01:38:48,480
I'm sure Tyler's carrying 40
thrones into the lumbermill.

2536
01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:51,000
But maybe we'll just give
him a list of marching orders

2537
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,320
to try and knock out.

2538
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,580
Call some contacts in Shanghai,

2539
01:38:53,580 --> 01:38:54,413
- see if we can-
- Let's get our

2540
01:38:54,413 --> 01:38:55,350
- lawyers on.
- Yeah, exactly.

2541
01:38:55,350 --> 01:38:58,980
Flip some stuff overnight
while New York's asleep.

2542
01:38:58,980 --> 01:39:03,810
We should do that thing,
that idea that Bat Child had,

2543
01:39:03,810 --> 01:39:05,280
where we short Beholdr.

2544
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:06,570
Yeah, Zaeth...

2545
01:39:06,570 --> 01:39:07,786
I think Zaeth came up with that.

2546
01:39:07,786 --> 01:39:09,395
I think Bat Child said it perfectly.

2547
01:39:11,486 --> 01:39:13,560
- Whoever said it.
- She's so intelligent.

2548
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,396
Have you noticed this?

2549
01:39:15,396 --> 01:39:17,612
I mean, not that I didn't
expect her to be, but-

2550
01:39:17,612 --> 01:39:18,837
- No, Vesper's-
- But I just,

2551
01:39:18,837 --> 01:39:21,630
some people have a business
savvy in their sweat.

2552
01:39:21,630 --> 01:39:23,250
- Yeah, Vesper's-
- Zaeth is so mad

2553
01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:25,433
he can't finish working on his speech.

2554
01:39:27,739 --> 01:39:30,810
We would like to put in
a big short on Beholdr.

2555
01:39:30,810 --> 01:39:31,643
Moving forward from here,

2556
01:39:31,643 --> 01:39:33,240
you guys go to the lumbermill.

2557
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:34,470
You guys set the scene for me.

2558
01:39:34,470 --> 01:39:36,300
What's going on at the lumbermill?

2559
01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:40,560
40 thrones all along either side,

2560
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:42,690
each with a different person's name-

2561
01:39:42,690 --> 01:39:45,390
- Yes.
- in kind of gilded lettering.

2562
01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:49,232
Lot of candelabra, like
really ornate, beautiful.

2563
01:39:49,232 --> 01:39:51,060
Those ones that last for a full year.

2564
01:39:51,060 --> 01:39:53,940
There's a lot of green.

2565
01:39:53,940 --> 01:39:55,980
There's a lot of hanging plants

2566
01:39:55,980 --> 01:39:58,470
kind of making the space
feel a little bit more cozy.

2567
01:39:58,470 --> 01:40:00,570
But very, like, verdant.

2568
01:40:00,570 --> 01:40:02,730
We've called in a second
Wagyu shooter's truck

2569
01:40:02,730 --> 01:40:04,772
just to handle the, you know, oversized.

2570
01:40:04,772 --> 01:40:08,067
- There's a Wagyu luge.
- There's a Wagyu luge!

2571
01:40:08,067 --> 01:40:12,161
And the saws are set up so
that sparks come off of them

2572
01:40:12,161 --> 01:40:14,520
- at various points.
- Yes. I, in my pocket,

2573
01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:18,810
have a very expensive pen in a case.

2574
01:40:18,810 --> 01:40:20,883
And I go over to Bat Child and I say:

2575
01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:24,036
This is a gift from me and LaVonte.

2576
01:40:24,036 --> 01:40:25,252
Thank you so much.

2577
01:40:25,252 --> 01:40:27,780
I am working on an independent study.

2578
01:40:27,780 --> 01:40:29,446
What did I possibly do to deserve this?

2579
01:40:29,446 --> 01:40:32,280
You just had an amazing business acumen

2580
01:40:32,280 --> 01:40:35,340
and we just wanna really support that.

2581
01:40:35,340 --> 01:40:37,860
I consider most of my ideas to be

2582
01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:40,290
not necessarily financially motivated.

2583
01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:41,370
What did I say?

2584
01:40:41,370 --> 01:40:43,530
Just the big Beholdr short.

2585
01:40:43,530 --> 01:40:44,400
You know what you did.

2586
01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:45,816
And I moonwalk away.

2587
01:40:46,808 --> 01:40:48,579
That was Zaeth! That
was Zaeth! That was Zaeth!

2588
01:40:48,579 --> 01:40:50,100
Can I have what's ever in that box?

2589
01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:51,208
- Yes.
- Thank you.

2590
01:40:52,858 --> 01:40:54,697
- I'm sorry.
- It's a cigar.

2591
01:40:55,770 --> 01:40:57,083
It's a cigar that

2592
01:40:57,083 --> 01:40:58,050
- looks like a pen.
- The pen is inside the cigar,

2593
01:40:58,050 --> 01:40:59,190
you gotta peel it out.

2594
01:40:59,190 --> 01:41:00,810
- The lumbermill is-
- Gross!

2595
01:41:00,810 --> 01:41:02,378
...absolutely festooned with

2596
01:41:02,378 --> 01:41:04,036
these great haunted decorations.

2597
01:41:04,036 --> 01:41:06,540
Welcome to the Laurent Horror Festival.

2598
01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,575
Thrones everywhere.

2599
01:41:07,575 --> 01:41:12,575
This decadent sort of rich, dark, velvety

2600
01:41:14,363 --> 01:41:16,590
den in this vast lumbermill.

2601
01:41:16,590 --> 01:41:19,410
So you see that- Estelle comes in.

2602
01:41:19,410 --> 01:41:21,600
Madelaine, as you walk in,
Estelle walks up to you and says,

2603
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:23,550
"Madelaine, my darling,

2604
01:41:23,550 --> 01:41:27,227
we've never had a more beautiful
start to the festival."

2605
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,060
And as you guys look around,

2606
01:41:30,060 --> 01:41:31,950
you see movers and
shakers, and people from-

2607
01:41:31,950 --> 01:41:34,110
There's people from all over the world

2608
01:41:34,110 --> 01:41:36,180
from different publishing, entertainment,

2609
01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:38,940
culture setters, and
Madelaine, you look around.

2610
01:41:38,940 --> 01:41:41,247
It's happening. There's
all these people here.

2611
01:41:41,247 --> 01:41:45,120
You have this little vein to tap into

2612
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:48,090
in the larger cultural
forces within the world.

2613
01:41:48,090 --> 01:41:50,490
Well, I think we definitely have a spot

2614
01:41:50,490 --> 01:41:54,300
that we have constructed that
has a perfect view of it all.

2615
01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:55,740
Kind of like in the old place.

2616
01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,580
- Yeah.
- Everyone give me

2617
01:41:56,580 --> 01:42:01,380
Wits, Awareness, and we'll go
through everyone who's here.

2618
01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:04,140
And if you guys are looking
for anyone in particular.

2619
01:42:04,140 --> 01:42:05,580
We're out of our downtime, right?

2620
01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:07,230
Out of downtime, yes.

2621
01:42:07,230 --> 01:42:09,210
We are in real time right now.

2622
01:42:09,210 --> 01:42:11,520
- Only one success.
- Two successes.

2623
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:13,860
I'm just really getting
into it with Sister Agnes Shaw

2624
01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:14,940
in the VIP area.

2625
01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:16,770
I got four successes.

2626
01:42:16,770 --> 01:42:17,900
Me and this nun.

2627
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,480
Five successes.

2628
01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:23,689
Just two from HJ.

2629
01:42:23,689 --> 01:42:24,960
I just got two as well.

2630
01:42:24,960 --> 01:42:26,800
We got five and four over here?

2631
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:27,943
- Yeah.
- Is there anything

2632
01:42:27,943 --> 01:42:29,755
you're looking for in particular?

2633
01:42:29,755 --> 01:42:31,950
What is happening in this moment?

2634
01:42:31,950 --> 01:42:34,380
You guys are up, viewing the
lumbermill, seeing the party.

2635
01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:37,207
Estelle's here, tons of mortals here.

2636
01:42:37,207 --> 01:42:38,040
With two successes,

2637
01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:41,297
everyone sees Cody is
here with Warren and BK,

2638
01:42:41,297 --> 01:42:42,660
it looks like a few other werewolves

2639
01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:47,660
that all look very sporty,
crunchy, climber bro

2640
01:42:47,730 --> 01:42:50,010
kind of werewolves.

2641
01:42:50,010 --> 01:42:53,910
Maya is here, and Maya
walks straight up actually

2642
01:42:53,910 --> 01:42:55,241
to you, LaVonte.

2643
01:42:55,241 --> 01:42:57,183
- Hmm.
- And says, "Heads up."

2644
01:42:58,148 --> 01:43:01,080
And you see that she takes a phone out

2645
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:03,720
that is not the phone
you've seen her use before.

2646
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,820
This one seems to be like,

2647
01:43:05,820 --> 01:43:08,490
has a weird wooden case on it.

2648
01:43:08,490 --> 01:43:10,920
And she opens an app that doesn't appear

2649
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:14,760
to be anything from a
Google or Apple phone.

2650
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:18,810
And a glowing glyph appears on the screen.

2651
01:43:18,810 --> 01:43:20,190
"Mages,

2652
01:43:20,190 --> 01:43:22,980
I don't know who, are coming
after the credit union."

2653
01:43:24,450 --> 01:43:25,283
That's interesting.

2654
01:43:25,283 --> 01:43:28,290
But there's been a kind
of full frontal assault-

2655
01:43:28,290 --> 01:43:29,730
By the way, this is Sister Agnes Shaw.

2656
01:43:29,730 --> 01:43:31,330
Sister Agnes Shaw, this is Maya.

2657
01:43:32,430 --> 01:43:36,420
There's been a full frontal
assault on our business holdings

2658
01:43:36,420 --> 01:43:37,290
elsewhere in the world.

2659
01:43:37,290 --> 01:43:40,650
So somebody is clearly
trying to get to us.

2660
01:43:40,650 --> 01:43:41,760
"Okay.

2661
01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:44,100
The wards are holding right now."

2662
01:43:44,100 --> 01:43:44,940
See Sister Agnes goes,

2663
01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:45,773
"What?"

2664
01:43:45,773 --> 01:43:47,527
And you see Maya says, "Nothing, Sister.

2665
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,610
It's holding for the moment."

2666
01:43:50,610 --> 01:43:51,663
Okay, understood.

2667
01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:55,620
Each got to bring a plus one
to the supernatural section

2668
01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:57,990
and you brought Sister Shaw.

2669
01:43:57,990 --> 01:44:00,150
I don't know how mages are organized

2670
01:44:00,150 --> 01:44:02,730
or if you have a whole society
or something like that.

2671
01:44:02,730 --> 01:44:06,090
Do you recognize the glyphs
or any of the information

2672
01:44:06,090 --> 01:44:08,940
you're getting, based on the
magic that you're fighting off?

2673
01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:12,510
In the parts of this
weird world that I walk in,

2674
01:44:12,510 --> 01:44:14,703
there is a force.

2675
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:19,290
It's like our Camarilla

2676
01:44:19,290 --> 01:44:22,020
because of how powerful it is,

2677
01:44:22,020 --> 01:44:27,020
except that we aren't members
of it, we are victims of it.

2678
01:44:27,210 --> 01:44:29,490
And it's called the Technocracy.

2679
01:44:29,490 --> 01:44:32,550
I think this is them and I
think it's a fraction of them.

2680
01:44:32,550 --> 01:44:33,510
Understood.

2681
01:44:33,510 --> 01:44:36,990
Well, we actually have another...

2682
01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:40,320
We're spinning a lot of plates right now.

2683
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:41,520
Understood.

2684
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,960
Understood.

2685
01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:46,086
I squeeze Sister Agnes Shaw's thigh.

2686
01:44:46,086 --> 01:44:48,150
It's all gonna be okay, baby.

2687
01:44:48,150 --> 01:44:49,980
It's all gonna be okay.

2688
01:44:49,980 --> 01:44:51,941
Don't you worry about a thing, all right?

2689
01:44:54,510 --> 01:44:55,470
She's like that partner

2690
01:44:55,470 --> 01:44:57,441
at the Christmas party that's like-

2691
01:44:59,149 --> 01:45:00,503
So these are the people you work with?

2692
01:45:00,503 --> 01:45:03,563
Mages, the Technocracy?

2693
01:45:03,563 --> 01:45:06,081
You've learned, like, 16 names already.

2694
01:45:06,923 --> 01:45:08,820
You can really tell
who the good people are

2695
01:45:08,820 --> 01:45:11,164
by how much they engage with you.

2696
01:45:11,164 --> 01:45:13,230
You see, Kelly is here.

2697
01:45:13,230 --> 01:45:15,210
Elsewhere, Bat Child,

2698
01:45:15,210 --> 01:45:19,560
you can detect a spiritual
presence, ghostly, nearby.

2699
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,090
What about Herbert Melvin?

2700
01:45:21,090 --> 01:45:22,860
I would've wanted to have invited him

2701
01:45:22,860 --> 01:45:24,563
though I didn't broach

2702
01:45:24,563 --> 01:45:26,340
- any of that.
- I think you see

2703
01:45:26,340 --> 01:45:30,543
Herbert Melvin has come
with some go-karts.

2704
01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:35,250
He's arrived with some other
Templers for a costume party.

2705
01:45:35,250 --> 01:45:36,270
They had to go get costumes

2706
01:45:36,270 --> 01:45:38,220
that were just in the
basement of the thing.

2707
01:45:38,220 --> 01:45:39,690
He's dressed like Uncle Sam,

2708
01:45:39,690 --> 01:45:41,280
and he's got some wobbly stilts

2709
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:43,167
that he's walking on and goes,

2710
01:45:43,167 --> 01:45:45,420
"Oh, oh boy. This doesn't feel too safe.

2711
01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:47,430
I better... I gotta get
out of these things."

2712
01:45:47,430 --> 01:45:49,560
Yeah, Uncle Sam doesn't need to be tall.

2713
01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:50,393
What's that?

2714
01:45:50,393 --> 01:45:52,348
Uncle Sam doesn't need to be tall.

2715
01:45:52,348 --> 01:45:54,330
Vesper, what, you're talking crazy.

2716
01:45:54,330 --> 01:45:56,227
He's the tallest of us all.

2717
01:45:56,227 --> 01:45:58,104
Oh.

2718
01:45:58,104 --> 01:45:59,135
Yeah, okay.

2719
01:45:59,135 --> 01:46:00,493
Yeah, stilts.

2720
01:46:00,493 --> 01:46:02,010
Bigfoot's even taller.

2721
01:46:02,010 --> 01:46:04,606
- I wink.
- He goes, "Ha ha!

2722
01:46:05,453 --> 01:46:06,360
Who are you?"

2723
01:46:08,223 --> 01:46:09,056
My name's Mitch,

2724
01:46:09,056 --> 01:46:09,889
- how you doing?
- This is my best friend.

2725
01:46:09,889 --> 01:46:11,010
Mitch, nice to meet you, kid.

2726
01:46:11,010 --> 01:46:12,930
I love that. I love that joke.

2727
01:46:12,930 --> 01:46:15,000
There's a guy with a crazy bigfoot costume

2728
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,660
out by the Wagyu shooter truck.

2729
01:46:16,660 --> 01:46:18,300
- Whoa!
- Yeah!

2730
01:46:18,300 --> 01:46:20,250
There's a lot of really
cool costumes here.

2731
01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:21,750
A lot of really cool costumes.

2732
01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:22,920
On these high successes,

2733
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:23,790
looking out through the windows,

2734
01:46:23,790 --> 01:46:27,690
you look out and see at the
Wagyu shooter truck is Bigfoot,

2735
01:46:27,690 --> 01:46:29,160
a bazooka on his back.

2736
01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:32,580
- He's back.
- And by his-

2737
01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:35,160
You see he's speaking to Estelle Laurent.

2738
01:46:35,160 --> 01:46:37,110
They're sort of speaking quietly.

2739
01:46:37,110 --> 01:46:40,320
There is also, taking up
pretty much the entirety

2740
01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:42,974
of the parking lot, where
the old tree was, is-

2741
01:46:42,974 --> 01:46:44,640
Do you guys know what a plesiosaur is?

2742
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:45,862
- Yes.
- Yeah, the dinosaur.

2743
01:46:47,460 --> 01:46:49,620
A massive aquatic dinosaur-

2744
01:46:49,620 --> 01:46:50,520
- Great!
- ...is taking up

2745
01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:52,410
pretty much the whole parking lot.

2746
01:46:52,410 --> 01:46:54,326
Sister, you ever seen
one of those before?

2747
01:46:54,326 --> 01:46:56,063
- Sick costume.
- Animatronic.

2748
01:46:56,063 --> 01:46:58,350
I think the devil killed me.

2749
01:46:58,350 --> 01:46:59,850
What?

2750
01:46:59,850 --> 01:47:00,780
Baby baby, no.

2751
01:47:00,780 --> 01:47:03,643
Baby, no. Baby, no.

2752
01:47:03,643 --> 01:47:05,782
LaVonte is so sprung.

2753
01:47:05,782 --> 01:47:09,510
I'm so happy for him.

2754
01:47:09,510 --> 01:47:10,343
He still hasn't introduced us.

2755
01:47:10,343 --> 01:47:11,753
Never seen him like this.

2756
01:47:11,753 --> 01:47:12,886
He's never introduced us.

2757
01:47:12,886 --> 01:47:14,434
He's saying "baby" every fourth word.

2758
01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,250
It's crazy.

2759
01:47:17,250 --> 01:47:19,260
LaVonte's down bad.

2760
01:47:19,260 --> 01:47:21,120
- This is the hard launch.
- You guys wanna know

2761
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,590
why I was sticking in Purpee.

2762
01:47:22,590 --> 01:47:24,414
It's because of this woman right here.

2763
01:47:24,414 --> 01:47:26,643
Can I slip her some Hildegard of Bingen,

2764
01:47:26,643 --> 01:47:28,710
so she can have some trippy nuns

2765
01:47:28,710 --> 01:47:30,210
to sort of rationalize this?

2766
01:47:30,210 --> 01:47:31,410
Rationalize? Yes.

2767
01:47:31,410 --> 01:47:34,236
You get some Hildegard
of Bingen. She's like,

2768
01:47:34,236 --> 01:47:37,350
"I'm so in touch with
my body. I hate this."

2769
01:47:37,350 --> 01:47:40,650
And you see- Oh, and then you
see everyone starts cheering

2770
01:47:40,650 --> 01:47:43,860
as Patty Babcock moves
Bingo on a skateboard

2771
01:47:43,860 --> 01:47:45,810
across the floor, is like-

2772
01:47:46,660 --> 01:47:47,993
He hates that.

2773
01:47:49,408 --> 01:47:50,575
He's scared.

2774
01:47:53,478 --> 01:47:55,860
He hated that.

2775
01:47:55,860 --> 01:47:58,183
But he's so well trained,
he'll do it anyway.

2776
01:48:00,176 --> 01:48:02,100
Zaeth, looking
across with five successes,

2777
01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:05,140
standing in the crowd over
by the drinks is Koschei.

2778
01:48:05,140 --> 01:48:07,230
- Okay.
- Vampire standing on a ledge.

2779
01:48:07,230 --> 01:48:10,380
And as Koschei looks up at
you with his arms crossed,

2780
01:48:10,380 --> 01:48:14,940
he just nods to you and
speaks to you in such a way

2781
01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:16,505
that his voice travels over the party.

2782
01:48:16,505 --> 01:48:17,910
You hear it in your mind.

2783
01:48:17,910 --> 01:48:21,739
He says, "Prince of Purpee,

2784
01:48:21,739 --> 01:48:25,005
we come to pay obeisance to you

2785
01:48:25,005 --> 01:48:26,643
in this, your domain.

2786
01:48:27,900 --> 01:48:31,950
Dignitaries of the Camarilla
have come to pay you a visit."

2787
01:48:31,950 --> 01:48:35,908
- Dignitaries outside of you?
- Yes, my childe.

2788
01:48:35,908 --> 01:48:37,260
Are they here right now?

2789
01:48:37,260 --> 01:48:40,440
Over in the corner you see Patty Babcock

2790
01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:41,273
looks over and says,

2791
01:48:41,273 --> 01:48:42,930
"Whoa, cool costume!"

2792
01:48:42,930 --> 01:48:45,984
And turning around, you
see Reverend Tarker.

2793
01:48:45,984 --> 01:48:49,350
Turns around, going-

2794
01:48:50,422 --> 01:48:55,422
"So many wonderful, good questions.

2795
01:48:57,682 --> 01:48:58,890
And you see Patty goes,

2796
01:48:58,890 --> 01:49:00,873
"Yeah, sure, man. Sure."

2797
01:49:01,710 --> 01:49:03,333
He's gonna love Kelly.

2798
01:49:04,830 --> 01:49:07,050
No, keep her away from him.

2799
01:49:07,050 --> 01:49:10,410
Keep the nun away from the freak.

2800
01:49:10,410 --> 01:49:11,676
We're just making out.

2801
01:49:13,451 --> 01:49:15,213
- LaVonte, LaVonte!
- What's up?

2802
01:49:15,213 --> 01:49:16,301
- What's up?
- Guys, guys.

2803
01:49:16,301 --> 01:49:18,780
He does this every time we
take a major financial loss.

2804
01:49:18,780 --> 01:49:19,613
Yeah.

2805
01:49:21,579 --> 01:49:23,340
Guys, I need everyone's
attention for a second.

2806
01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,981
- What's up, Zaeth?
- So we were gonna try

2807
01:49:24,981 --> 01:49:26,670
to talk to, you know,
this sort of coalition,

2808
01:49:26,670 --> 01:49:30,480
but we have some Camarilla
freaks here, like the bad kind.

2809
01:49:30,480 --> 01:49:34,500
A cheer goes up, and Estelle
Laurent looks over to you,

2810
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:38,460
Madelaine, addressing the
bigger human party here.

2811
01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:39,293
She says,

2812
01:49:39,293 --> 01:49:43,710
"And of course for finding
us this lovely venue,

2813
01:49:43,710 --> 01:49:47,580
I have to thank just an
absolute whippersnapper

2814
01:49:47,580 --> 01:49:52,580
and go-getter who has graced
this little pastoral hamlet

2815
01:49:53,490 --> 01:49:55,260
with her continental charm.

2816
01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:57,077
Madeleine d'Artois."

2817
01:49:58,760 --> 01:50:00,120
Very gracious curtsy.

2818
01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:02,280
Madelaine, I hate to
put you on the spot,

2819
01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:06,240
but any words of wisdom for
the assembled gathered here

2820
01:50:06,240 --> 01:50:07,980
on this haunting evening?

2821
01:50:07,980 --> 01:50:08,897
Oh...

2822
01:50:10,392 --> 01:50:12,630
Live free, die young.

2823
01:50:12,630 --> 01:50:16,293
In this moment, as you
begin speaking, in the crowd,

2824
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:20,583
you see a vampire you have not
seen in more than a century.

2825
01:50:21,630 --> 01:50:24,360
Standing in the crowd with an arm around

2826
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:29,360
the Reverend Tarker's
arm is Maria Josefina,

2827
01:50:29,910 --> 01:50:34,910
the prince of Berlin, who
looks at you and goes,

2828
01:50:36,565 --> 01:50:38,190
"Mon dieu."

2829
01:50:38,190 --> 01:50:39,780
Oh my god, it's you.

2830
01:50:39,780 --> 01:50:41,930
You're in my town. That's crazy.

2831
01:50:42,776 --> 01:50:43,954
What are you doing here?

2832
01:50:43,954 --> 01:50:46,073
This is your town?

2833
01:50:46,073 --> 01:50:47,721
Yeah.

2834
01:50:47,721 --> 01:50:52,112
"I am the harpy of the Reverend Tarker.

2835
01:50:53,190 --> 01:50:58,020
How wonderful to find you here in Purpee."

2836
01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:01,680
And she smiles this long-fanged grin.

2837
01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:03,900
I actually think you have a
premonition in this moment.

2838
01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:06,840
- Okay, great.
- Your long-lost ex,

2839
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:09,180
the sister of Marie Antoinette,

2840
01:51:09,180 --> 01:51:12,571
the prince of Berlin, has
come with Reverend Tarker.

2841
01:51:12,571 --> 01:51:15,570
Koschei is here as well. The
Camarilla's in full force.

2842
01:51:15,570 --> 01:51:19,170
Outside in a black town car,

2843
01:51:19,170 --> 01:51:21,630
having driven up from San Francisco,

2844
01:51:21,630 --> 01:51:26,630
is a vampire more powerful
than you can possibly imagine.

2845
01:51:27,413 --> 01:51:32,413
A justicar, one of the five
rulers of the Camarilla.

2846
01:51:32,820 --> 01:51:34,503
There's just a car outside?

2847
01:51:35,637 --> 01:51:38,550
- It's just a car, it's fine.
- Zac!

2848
01:51:38,550 --> 01:51:39,840
I didn't even really like-

2849
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:41,940
There can be car vampires?

2850
01:51:41,940 --> 01:51:43,690
You said there was a car, and so-

2851
01:51:44,610 --> 01:51:47,190
There is a premonition
you have in this moment.

2852
01:51:47,190 --> 01:51:51,450
A face in the car, one of
five rulers of the Camarilla

2853
01:51:51,450 --> 01:51:55,170
who has arrived here in
Purpee on this night.

2854
01:51:55,170 --> 01:51:58,230
The Reverend Tarker is his archon.

2855
01:51:58,230 --> 01:52:01,653
Tarker is his foot soldier,
his enforcer out in the world.

2856
01:52:02,490 --> 01:52:07,490
And as he looks up, he
extends his fangs and says,

2857
01:52:08,310 --> 01:52:12,953
"Oh, taking a little
look are we, Madelaine?

2858
01:52:14,250 --> 01:52:17,760
Spying's wrong, and I should know."

2859
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,988
As Richard Nixon smiles.

2860
01:52:19,988 --> 01:52:20,888
What?

2861
01:52:21,914 --> 01:52:22,747
What?

2862
01:52:24,006 --> 01:52:26,923
And that's all for this episode of

2863
01:52:26,923 --> 01:52:31,050
"Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness."

2864
01:52:31,050 --> 01:52:34,530
Let's feed him to the
rogue fertility god.

2865
01:52:34,530 --> 01:52:35,950
Fling cottage cheese at him-

2866
01:52:35,950 --> 01:52:37,595
And that's all for this episode.

2867
01:52:37,595 --> 01:52:39,646
Tune in next week for
the thrilling finale of

2868
01:52:39,646 --> 01:52:43,844
"Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness."

2869
01:52:43,844 --> 01:52:46,870
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god!

2870
01:52:46,870 --> 01:52:48,150
Oh my god!

2871
01:52:48,150 --> 01:52:49,065
Wow.

2872
01:52:49,065 --> 01:52:50,640
The Camarilla cut a side deal.

2873
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:52,770
They were telling us to work
with the Douglases and shit.

2874
01:52:52,770 --> 01:52:56,010
Let's go. Let's get the crew
and fucking kill everyone.

2875
01:52:56,010 --> 01:52:57,468
Let's eat everyone!

2876
01:52:57,468 --> 01:52:58,610
I'm hungry!

2877
01:53:00,891 --> 01:53:02,280
"Gonna Renfield this bitch!"

2878
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,840
I'm gonna wait for Jack of the Pines

2879
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:05,821
and try and regurgitate the missile.

2880
01:53:05,821 --> 01:53:06,654
Yes!

2881
01:53:06,654 --> 01:53:09,900
Will you allow me to
pommel horse off my horse

2882
01:53:09,900 --> 01:53:12,630
and kick him in the head,
like it's that one '80s movie

2883
01:53:12,630 --> 01:53:15,180
where a guy just sort of
does gymnastics at people

2884
01:53:15,180 --> 01:53:16,890
- and beats them up.
- One million percent.

2885
01:53:16,890 --> 01:53:18,240
- Great.
- Ironic.

2886
01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:21,360
That Darkness would destroy a vampire.

2887
01:53:21,360 --> 01:53:23,010
"You guys all have to be careful.

2888
01:53:23,010 --> 01:53:24,690
I think there's vampires in this town."

2889
01:53:24,690 --> 01:53:26,160
No way.

2890
01:53:26,160 --> 01:53:28,933
- I'm covered in blood.
- "My god.

2891
01:53:28,933 --> 01:53:30,514
True believers."

2892
01:53:30,514 --> 01:53:31,730
I told you.

2893
01:53:31,730 --> 01:53:33,503
"I'm so sorry I hit you."

2894
01:53:33,503 --> 01:53:34,794
Oh, it's okay.

2895
01:53:35,995 --> 01:53:38,970
"Let us go home to the Lor-"

2896
01:53:38,970 --> 01:53:40,350
"That's what you fucking get.

2897
01:53:40,350 --> 01:53:42,510
I'm gonna throw up-"

2898
01:53:42,510 --> 01:53:44,595
Just shamrocks pour out.

2899
01:53:44,595 --> 01:53:45,942
We're gonna die, bitch.

2900
01:53:45,942 --> 01:53:48,426
HJ, come on! This is our Normandy!

2901
01:53:48,426 --> 01:53:51,151
It's just us! Normandy
had so many people.

2902
01:53:52,655 --> 01:53:54,497
This is our Omaha!