1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:03,838 (sinister music) (blood squelching) 2 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:04,838 (coffins thunk) 3 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:07,015 (lights flickering) 4 00:00:07,015 --> 00:00:10,598 (quirky upbeat jazz music begins) 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,455 (wind whistles) (wolf howls) 6 00:00:17,455 --> 00:00:21,584 (quirky jazz music continues) 7 00:00:21,584 --> 00:00:23,117 (footsteps thud) 8 00:00:27,749 --> 00:00:29,182 (club music thumps) 9 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:32,266 (quirky jazz music continues) 10 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,972 (lightning cracks) 11 00:00:35,972 --> 00:00:39,120 (quirky jazz music fades) (ominous laughter) 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,587 - Hello, one and all, and welcome to another episode of 13 00:00:41,587 --> 00:00:43,410 "Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness." 14 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:44,850 I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 15 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:46,710 With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes. 16 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:48,372 Say hi, Intrepid Heroes. 17 00:00:48,372 --> 00:00:50,758 [All] Die, Intrepid Heroes! 18 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:52,495 (Zac and Ally laugh dramatically) 19 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:54,990 Last we left off, 20 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:59,990 we were in the throes of plotting and planning, for indeed 21 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:03,750 Patty Babcock had finally assented 22 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,050 to run Bingo the dog for mayor. 23 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:10,876 And all he had to be promised was $600,000. 24 00:01:10,876 --> 00:01:13,655 ♪ All we do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪ 25 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:14,760 DJ Khaled! 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,337 He's coming to the- We're gonna do Tiny Desk Concerts 27 00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:18,900 but it's only DJ Khaled. 28 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,850 - Also, we have one employee. - [Zac] How did you guys 29 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:21,900 even think of that? 30 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:22,733 What's up? 31 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:24,960 - Rebel Purpee, brother. - Rebel Purpee! 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,430 Rebel Purpee. 33 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:27,660 Free Skate Purpee. 34 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:28,530 United Free Skate of Purpee. 35 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,580 - [Lou] Free skate of Purpee. - Free skate of Purpee. 36 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:31,680 [Brennan] Skate Free Purpee. 37 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,842 Remember when that guy was like, 38 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,405 "I do not eat pussy." (Brennan laughing) 39 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:36,238 [Ally] Which guy? 40 00:01:36,238 --> 00:01:37,777 [Brennan] DJ Khaled. 41 00:01:37,777 --> 00:01:38,610 Our best friend. 42 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:39,667 - Wait, he said that? - He went on a full, 43 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,490 "I don't eat pussy," tour. 44 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:42,930 Yeah, it was beautiful. 45 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:44,490 I learned a lot. 46 00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:47,340 - That is not a statement that earns you a lot of friends. 47 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,810 And I'm amazed that he- 48 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,190 Definitely doesn't earn you partners. 49 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,330 [Brennan] Doesn't earn you partners. 50 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:52,777 Oh, he's married so... 51 00:01:52,777 --> 00:01:53,610 Yeah. 52 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:55,506 - Which makes it darker. - [Brennan] Oh, his poor wife. 53 00:01:56,406 --> 00:01:59,520 - His poor, poor wife. - Kind of a dark situation. 54 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,190 - But not least of which is Bingo running for mayor, 55 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,470 but I'll tell you who's no longer seeking power, 56 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:06,830 and that would be Ermine Damanescu. 57 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:10,820 - [Siobhan] Oh thank god. - Who was fully devoured 58 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,470 ...into the portal to oblivion 59 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:16,320 by Bat Child in a knock-down-drag-out 60 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,303 in the middle of the street with Zaeth, Darkness Man- 61 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:22,065 - Whoa, this is... - This is her. 62 00:02:22,065 --> 00:02:23,460 [Brennan] This is her. 63 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,750 "Adventuring Party" is after this. 64 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:25,910 Oh shit. 65 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,513 I had too much herbal tea. 66 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:28,954 (players laughing) 67 00:02:28,954 --> 00:02:30,270 I think it's the rain. 68 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:32,580 - I think it's- - It's raining in LA 69 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:34,590 for the first time in 27 years. 70 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,600 It feels fertile. 71 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,310 - And everyone's- - I feel fertile, as 72 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:41,040 I hydroplane, yay! 73 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,322 - [Brennan] Yeah, just- 74 00:02:42,322 --> 00:02:43,290 Skirt! 75 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:46,502 - Going sideways across four lanes of traffic going, 76 00:02:46,502 --> 00:02:48,004 - "I feel fertile." - At 15 miles per hour. 77 00:02:48,004 --> 00:02:50,280 "God, I feel fertile!" 78 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,530 Should "Adventuring Party" be really buttoned up? 79 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:53,730 - Yeah, we'll make it very- 80 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:54,873 Maybe we could play 81 00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:57,324 the actual game in "Adventuring Party." 82 00:02:58,313 --> 00:02:59,400 What are we doing? 83 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,140 - [Brennan] The article about Florian Whittaker 84 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,010 had come out. 85 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:04,560 - [Siobhan] Yes. - With that caveat on it 86 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,970 that it was sort of formatted 87 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:07,470 or it was at a different angle in it 88 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,570 than you guys were anticipating 89 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:11,790 and discovered that Maya Jayashtri had actually reached out 90 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:13,950 to Nancy on your behalf 91 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:18,840 and was talking to HJ about sort of why she did that. 92 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,870 Bat Child and Darkness Man also found Bigfoot. 93 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,850 He took Todd Farner's bazooka 94 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,890 intending to alert the members of my order, 95 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:29,880 which included Estelle Laurent, the Loch Ness Monster, 96 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,410 the Yeti, and no longer includes Mothman who has gone rogue. 97 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:39,120 - Can we just cut to Bigfoot on the bottom of the ocean 98 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,228 shooting a whale with a bazooka. 99 00:03:41,228 --> 00:03:43,579 (cast laughing) 100 00:03:43,579 --> 00:03:45,450 - So just hip-firing a bazooka. 101 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,532 Hey, the whale is clearly Moby Dick. 102 00:03:47,532 --> 00:03:48,850 - Oh. - [Brennan] Yeah. 103 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,165 - [Ally] Oh, interesting. - It's an aggressive 104 00:03:50,165 --> 00:03:52,770 - sperm whale. - I must stop you! 105 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,960 He's shooting Google data centers. 106 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,008 [Brennan] This one's for Ahab! Blam. 107 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:58,230 - Do they really? - The internet across- 108 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,280 They do some in the ocean. 109 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,720 It's not the bottom of the ocean. 110 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,080 - [Brennan] So Bigfoot gave us a lot of information 111 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,510 about Jack of the Pines, 112 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:09,750 who appears to be an invasive fertility spirit 113 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,440 who has traveled with the Douglas family westward, 114 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,061 all the way to Purpee. 115 00:04:15,061 --> 00:04:16,712 Stop fucking looking at me. 116 00:04:16,712 --> 00:04:19,224 Oh dude, that was your storyline. 117 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:20,699 - [Emily] Yeah. - [Brennan] Oh yeah, big time. 118 00:04:21,747 --> 00:04:23,528 (Lou laughing) 119 00:04:23,528 --> 00:04:26,712 - It was on Murph's wishlist to go down against 120 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:29,193 a fertility spirit. 121 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,760 - Well, to destroy a fertility spirit, you need- 122 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,530 I mean, you'll get into this in the episode, 123 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:35,610 but you may need a pervert. 124 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:38,280 - And that's, um- - Thank god. 125 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,568 We got the biggest one around. 126 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:42,780 - We have a pervert with- - It's in the episode. 127 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,994 ...unbelievable grip strength. 128 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,244 (Siobhan laughing) 129 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:49,950 That's what Shocking Grasp- 130 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:50,783 Stop! 131 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:52,777 Stop! 132 00:04:52,777 --> 00:04:54,330 (players laughing) 133 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,670 - You also found some interesting stuff about the offer. 134 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:58,620 We had a conversation between HJ and LaVonte 135 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,780 about being seneschal of Austin. 136 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,870 Zaeth had a conversation with Koschei 137 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,303 - where unbelievably he told- - [Ally] God, that was so 138 00:05:06,303 --> 00:05:07,350 - fucking funny. - ...a ranking member 139 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,480 of the Camarilla that yeah, 140 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,790 Ermine got what was fucking coming to her 141 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,530 because you step in Purpee, 142 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:14,550 you're gonna step in shit. 143 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,320 Purpee's covered in shit. 144 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,760 Wipe your fucking shoes. 145 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,710 [Brennan] Wipe your fucking shoes, dude. 146 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:23,190 Madelaine almost considered an extraction 147 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,520 from her sort of sad mentor, the Marquis de Lafayette, 148 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,070 who has got a connection with her in Melbourne 149 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,690 amongst the Camarilla of Melbourne, 150 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:33,570 and had a voice note from the prince of Melbourne, 151 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:36,019 Chip Lindy, who talked about all the- 152 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,605 Rough interactions. 153 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,480 - [Brennan] ...talking about all the exciting- 154 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,343 I think Chip sounds like a hoot. 155 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,197 - I mean- - Not for Madelaine. 156 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:45,030 - For me, sure. - [Brennan] Yes. 157 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:46,830 I think I would love to go hang out with 158 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,030 some Australian vampires. 159 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:49,830 But Madelaine? No. 160 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:52,080 Bigfoot talked to you and said that Jack of the Pines 161 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,541 wouldn't be bestable until after the summer solstice. 162 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:57,090 That the sun is ascendant. 163 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:01,170 And he said the only one who had ever been able to control 164 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,660 the malevolent demon Kupuru 165 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:06,480 that had been kept in the Templer's basement 166 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,860 was Herbert Melvin. 167 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,300 A whole bunch of shit was going- 168 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,760 You guys are deep in the thick of it here. 169 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,760 But suffice it to say, you guys finally have 170 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,550 your candidate for mayor. 171 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,200 Bingo, locked and loaded. 172 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,840 Wingstreet and Worthy on the prowl. 173 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,960 Bat Child and Darkness Man finally cornered Bigfoot 174 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,000 and have learned the secret of Jack of the Pines. 175 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,150 And when this nasty spirit that appears to be powering 176 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,670 the Douglases will be bestable. 177 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:35,460 Zaeth managed to declare himself prince of Purpee, 178 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,630 and by doing so, 179 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,060 create a weird loophole in the Camarilla's laws 180 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,550 that if Ermine did not respect the authority 181 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:44,010 of the prince in Purpee, then it's the prince's right 182 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:46,028 to be able to call a blood hunt. 183 00:06:46,028 --> 00:06:48,840 But we'll see... You know, there are legal realities 184 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,640 and then there are political realities. 185 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,370 So we'll see how long that can stick. 186 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:54,699 I understand it all. 187 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,380 - I don't understand- - I understand it all. 188 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,760 [Brennan] I understand it all. 189 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,890 I understand all of the politics of that. 190 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:05,280 And we also have not only the running for mayor 191 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,340 to contend with, we also have that city council seat, 192 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,050 Florian Whittaker's city council seat. 193 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,780 In which case you've been put in contact with Amelia Brown, 194 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,750 Maya's partner, who's the daughter of- 195 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,544 who grew up in the house 9 Shady Street that you're in 196 00:07:18,544 --> 00:07:21,180 and is a Rogue County PCP. 197 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:25,230 She's working at the sort of bottom-most level of, 198 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:26,700 you know, organizers and activists 199 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:30,330 for local and state politics. 200 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,130 - So sick. - And you guys sort of 201 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:33,960 prompted her to maybe think about running for office 202 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,430 and she demured at first, 203 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:38,640 but then followed up with some thoughts about the bus lines 204 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,350 here in Purpee. 205 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:43,260 All of which is to say much is in the works, 206 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:45,900 and we finally are in the conclusion of, I think, 207 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,330 downtime rolls we actually made two episodes ago 208 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:49,800 'cause you guys are moving hot and heavy. 209 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,870 You guys are getting a lot of stuff done. 210 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:55,470 But finally in setting up the campaign, 211 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:58,620 setting up Rebel Purpee, this new skate company, 212 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:03,201 and Bingo the dog's running for mayor- 213 00:08:03,201 --> 00:08:05,190 - It's a cool half a million out the window. 214 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:06,956 Cool half a mil out the window. 215 00:08:06,956 --> 00:08:08,473 - Hey, you gotta give- 216 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:10,389 - He definitely would've done it for a quarter million. 217 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,916 - He definitely would've- - Way less than that. 218 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,426 - He might've done it for- - I think he would've done it 219 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,777 - for, yeah. - ...$60,000. 220 00:08:14,777 --> 00:08:16,977 - Just a nice starting- - And we're only paying him 221 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:21,590 $400,000. We just guaranteed him $200,000 in promotions, 222 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,790 - should Bingo win. - Should Bingo win. 223 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:24,623 Yes. 224 00:08:24,623 --> 00:08:26,970 - [Brennan] Madelaine, talking to Chip Lindy, 225 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:29,310 or hearing that note, declaring that she lived 226 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,260 in motherfucking Rome, 227 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,320 but still with some desire to maybe return to Paris one day, 228 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,612 voiced her first kind words for the town of Purpee. 229 00:08:38,612 --> 00:08:41,640 And we return to the weeks leading up 230 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,680 to the summer solstice, 231 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,750 which is also the Laurent Horror Festival. 232 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,660 Madelaine, your working with Estelle Laurent 233 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:52,596 and the festival coordinators has ramped up in a big way. 234 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:56,040 LaVonte, HJ, you finally have open runway 235 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,810 now that you have your candidate 236 00:08:57,810 --> 00:09:00,390 to dig deep into a stat- 237 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:03,000 like, getting the campaign paperwork filed, 238 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,590 doing all these things you need to do. 239 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,750 For Darkness Man and Bat Child, 240 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,180 you finally have this understanding of 241 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:12,600 what the full supernatural spectrum of Purpee was 242 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,640 before you got here. 243 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,950 There are still those ghosts in the Whittaker mine. 244 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,220 You learned that this demon was helping Bigfoot 245 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,990 keep Jack of the Pines at bay. 246 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:26,520 But with Bigfoot repelled by the subterranean tower 247 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:30,270 and Kupuru no longer, basically, 248 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,500 being able to repel the spirit, 249 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,900 Jack of the Pines is now sort of free 250 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,390 to do whatever his malevolent will is. 251 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:37,590 And there are questions about 252 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,080 how best to possibly defeat him. 253 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:44,070 For Zaeth, you now have told your sire, 254 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:47,010 the Brujah primogen of San Francisco, what happened. 255 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:51,540 You must imagine whether from the Camarilla 256 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:55,650 or the Douglases or indeed even from Beholdr, 257 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:57,810 this strange vision Madelaine had 258 00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:01,950 of Ermine embracing a strange Davis Otherman 259 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,860 composed of ones and zeros. 260 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:06,540 Is there possibly some other enemy 261 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,580 swirling out there in the darkness? 262 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:12,360 We return to Purpee in the days and weeks 263 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,630 leading up to the midsummer solstice 264 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,760 and the Laurent Horror Festival. 265 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,930 As your guys' nights grow shorter and shorter, 266 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:26,930 tangled up in the flannel big-box store bedsheets 267 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:31,063 of Tina Bunders, Zaeth, you are- 268 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,662 (Brennan laughing) 269 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,365 I'm smoking two cigarettes. 270 00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:36,664 [Brennan] Smoking two cigarettes. 271 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,113 Disgusting! 272 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:41,140 - She's wearing a short little hockey jersey. 273 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,508 (Emily laughing) 274 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:43,341 Hey! 275 00:10:44,806 --> 00:10:48,030 - A short little- - It's not yours, but she's 276 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,070 kind of looking like- 277 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:52,680 - You see her in a short little hockey jersey 278 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,320 coming in with two cups of tea. 279 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,116 - The main- - Is that a hockey jersey? 280 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,174 It's so small. 281 00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:01,704 - Yeah, it's... I've had it, I've had it for so long, I- 282 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,810 It's a child's hockey jersey. 283 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,330 - I know. I reached for the first thing I had and- 284 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:09,330 - It was a child's... - A child's hockey jersey. 285 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,440 - Crazy! - I kind of 286 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,450 can't feel my arms, it's cutting off- 287 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,154 Seems tight in the arms. 288 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:16,162 - And it's tight in the arms. - Can I smoke in here? 289 00:11:16,162 --> 00:11:17,760 - You can- You already have. 290 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,200 - Yeah. - "Tell you that. 291 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,617 I'll tell you that for free." 292 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:22,110 Zaeth, at the foot of the bed, 293 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,912 the mayor is looking right at you. 294 00:11:23,912 --> 00:11:26,581 (players laughing) 295 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,770 - I'm just completely avoiding eye contact with him. 296 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,115 It's too intimate. 297 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,208 That's so weird that she let him stay. 298 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,340 - He wouldn't go in the other room? Is that? 299 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,930 No, he won't. He gets upset. 300 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,010 He'd be scratching at the door. 301 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,090 Gotcha. 302 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,830 Interrupting, so whatever, yeah. 303 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,140 - Yeah, it's honestly more distracting if he's at the door 304 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,220 than if he's just at the foot of the bed. 305 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,613 We shoulda tried it, I guess. 306 00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:46,919 He stays pretty quiet. 307 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:49,320 - My god! - Yeah. 308 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,300 Wow, I can't believe it. 309 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,720 Well, this is... I've never done... 310 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,370 I've never done anything like this before, 311 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,710 and I just feel so- I feel alive. 312 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,540 I mean, do you feel alive? 313 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,130 Always. 314 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:02,963 Except for when I- 315 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,253 I'm doing this to not look at the dog. 316 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:09,937 - As your hand goes up, you hear- (mimics dog whining) 317 00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:12,780 - Okay. (Brennan whining) 318 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,650 All right. 319 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,740 Yeah, I feel alive all the time, you know, and this is- 320 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,680 - So it's funny, I was talking to someone earlier today 321 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,905 before you picked me up in that horse carriage. 322 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:27,090 Where do you stable your horse? 323 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:30,570 - Oh, I... you know, I have a couple of friends 324 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:35,190 who let me... Just kinda wherever. 325 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:40,452 And the horse is, very much like your mayor here, 326 00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:42,180 - he's- - I know, Mayor Roofus. 327 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,800 Can you believe it? Life's so crazy. 328 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,510 People love Ghorse, and so 329 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,410 people are happy to have him wherever. 330 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:51,185 Most supermarkets are cool with it. 331 00:12:51,185 --> 00:12:53,040 (Emily laughing) 332 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,650 Big-box stores let you, if you ask 'em, 333 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,350 they'll let you park your carriage 334 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,868 where RVs are. 335 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:03,660 You know, overnight parking kind of situation. 336 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,988 Waiting for an answer. 337 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:06,854 Why? 338 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,900 Well, I was in city council today 339 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,060 'cause Roofus had a meet- 340 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,026 There was a meeting he had to be at. 341 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,180 They had to take a photo with him. 342 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:18,780 And I was talking to Gene Douglas. 343 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,510 Apparently, someone stole a horse from their property. 344 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,160 They've been looking for him for a while. 345 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,470 - Stole a horse from where? - From Golden Bounty Farms. 346 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,340 Let me write this down. 347 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,627 Golden Bounty... Golden... 348 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,110 Bounty... horse stolen. 349 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:31,943 Crazy. 350 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,835 - They're trying to get the- - A horse was stolen? 351 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:36,450 (Lou laughing) 352 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,608 Two cigarettes, one notepad, one pen. 353 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,473 - He has two cigarettes- - Blocking the dog. 354 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,762 A horse was stolen? 355 00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:45,828 (players laughing) 356 00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:47,286 - What? - [Brennan] Yeah. 357 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,420 There was a bit of a tussle 358 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:51,690 between Florian and Gene, 359 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,360 'cause they wanna double the police budget, 360 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,040 'cause they had this horse stolen and- 361 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,590 - They're doubling the budget because one horse was stolen? 362 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,450 - Yeah, well they think there needs to be- 363 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,250 - Double? - Double the- Well, they need 364 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,540 more squad cars. 365 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,090 - How do you feel about that? - And they want... 366 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:07,440 Gene was talking about them having a tank. 367 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,700 He wants them to have a tank. 368 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,200 Tank. 369 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,033 What? 370 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:13,260 - And they also wanted a lot of the police fired, 371 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:16,050 'cause they deleted a bunch of the footage 372 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,243 of when the Green Aisle burned down. 373 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:20,910 They think it was arson. 374 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,920 - They think- - Green Aisle burned down? 375 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,480 - Yeah, they think there's- - I'm just learning about 376 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,860 all this now. 377 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,200 (players laughing quietly) 378 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,200 - [Brennan] Go ahead and give me Manipulation, Subterfuge. 379 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,737 [Zac] Oh, Subterfuge, eh? 380 00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:36,930 I'm gonna do a Rouse check. 381 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,385 You're Beautiful, too, 382 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:39,218 - remember? - Oh yes. 383 00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,055 All right, great. 384 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,720 Remember always that you are beautiful. 385 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,520 - Don't forget that. (players chattering) 386 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,451 Don't forget. 387 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,663 All right, so then Beauty adds two. 388 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:50,399 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 389 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,308 (dice clicking) 390 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,990 - [Siobhan] Nice. - That's three successes. 391 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:55,906 [Brennan] Yeah, you see, she says, 392 00:14:55,906 --> 00:15:00,300 "Yeah, it's... it's wild. It's just a wild thing. 393 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,190 But yeah, they got in a big tussle. 394 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,810 And I just thought I would mention, 395 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,850 'cause there's horse thieves running around. 396 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,088 Isn't that crazy? It sounds like the Middle Ages. 397 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:09,420 - Horse thieves." - Yeah, horse thieves. 398 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,260 Crazy. 399 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,910 - But, so just thought you should be careful 400 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,500 'cause Ghorse is such a cutie. 401 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,370 Yeah. 402 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,770 I'd die before I let anything happen to him, yeah. 403 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,440 - Yeah, it's gotten... the city council meetings 404 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,420 have gotten dark recently. 405 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,650 It just feels like- 406 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,663 In what way? 407 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:26,670 - [Brennan] Well, there's just a lot of animosity, I think. 408 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:31,470 I think ever since Barnaby was drowned by that awful nurse 409 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,300 and ever since- 410 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,017 We gotta exonerate that girl. 411 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,450 (players laughing) 412 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,650 - [Brennan] And ever since- - She's terrible. 413 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,690 - She's awful. - God, every time 414 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,367 I see someone helping an old man, I go, 415 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,817 "What are you up to?" 416 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:47,395 And Gene said this troubling thing, which is, 417 00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,170 he was like, "If we're not gonna double the police, 418 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,900 then we're gonna have to look for other forms of security." 419 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,660 And he was meeting with some of these young men 420 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:59,550 who are at the gun range a lot and talking about, you know, 421 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,920 them needing their own sort of security force 422 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,820 or something like that. 423 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,360 If crime's gonna be rampant, you know? 424 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,720 Beth's husband's still missing. 425 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,620 - The guy who may or may not have called her a cow, right? 426 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,000 Listen. 427 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,937 We- Nobody- Everyone's... I've been trying to get Beth 428 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,814 to get to Swingles Night for as long as I can remember. 429 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,830 (Emily laughing) 430 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,370 Rory and Miranda, you know, 431 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,890 they've gotten kind of off the deep end for me, even. 432 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,350 But they've been reaching out to Beth. 433 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,820 It's just been so tough and I just... 434 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,660 This town is sort of... I don't know. 435 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:40,200 I don't know if Purpee feels the same anymore. 436 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,550 [Zac] What? 437 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:45,213 Tina, if you and Roofus could go anywhere in the world, 438 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:51,030 take the cell phone, delete the social media accounts, 439 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:55,320 just feel the real world around you, where would you go? 440 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,730 God... 441 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:59,670 - Medford. - Medford? 442 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,410 Yeah, it's about 15 minutes up the road. 443 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:03,720 They've got two different Italian restaurants. 444 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,740 Wow. 445 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,983 Pinging back and forth between the endless breadsticks. 446 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,110 It's my dream. 447 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:10,943 Wow. 448 00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:12,527 But I don't know, I couldn't. 449 00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:15,180 I mean, I depend on those social media accounts 450 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,227 for income, you know? 451 00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,068 And it's just hard. 452 00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:23,068 But if you were me, 453 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,760 what would you do in my position? 454 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,410 I'd go to Medford 455 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,813 and I'd make my dog a little Italian dog. 456 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,543 Huh? 457 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,060 I'd make his thing not mayor. 458 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,071 It'd be being an Italian dog. 459 00:17:39,177 --> 00:17:40,443 Doge dog. 460 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,260 Like the- Oh sorry, like Venice. 461 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,423 Never mind, it has connotations now. 462 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,340 Yeah, it just... I mean, 463 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:54,390 mayor is one spin on what a dog could be. 464 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:58,200 Obviously, it's a beautiful thing, your dog being mayor. 465 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:03,200 It's classic. It's beautiful. It's carefree. It's fun. 466 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,227 But what if he was Italian instead? 467 00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:09,212 (players laughing) 468 00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:12,327 Molto bene. 469 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,720 "What if... This is so crazy." 470 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,980 She lies down in the bed. 471 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,690 You can see that one of her arms 472 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,670 are starting to get a little blue, 473 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,010 just from the jersey cutting off circulation. 474 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,890 - She takes this- - Are you sure about that? 475 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,832 - Where did it come- Did you? - What's that? 476 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,400 Did you wash it or something? 477 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,140 I think I washed it wrong. 478 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,910 And I think it's from a doll. 479 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:33,743 Yeah. 480 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:35,610 (Emily laughing) 481 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,560 I don't even know how you got it over your neck. 482 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,400 I think it's from a doll 483 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,424 and washing it made it way bigger, so I could get it on. 484 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:45,100 - You have scissors? - "Yeah, I do. 485 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,592 Can you help me?" 486 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:47,425 And she hands you a 487 00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,258 pair of scissors. 488 00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,380 They have a zigzag kind. 489 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,769 - [Brennan] Yeah. - It's for crafts. 490 00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:54,960 (Brennan gasping for breath) 491 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,250 Do you feel free? 492 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,420 Feel like you can finally breathe? 493 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,890 For the first time in a long time. 494 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,590 - Like you're in Medford. - Am I bad? 495 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,103 It would be bad to stay here. 496 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,490 I want you to be free. 497 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,271 And even if that means we can't be together anymore. 498 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:09,429 (Emily laughing) 499 00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:10,511 After one night. 500 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,860 I want to be with you more than anything 501 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,093 in the goddamn world. 502 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,620 But you have to go to those two Italian restaurants. 503 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,580 I'm gonna change my dog's legal address. 504 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,480 I'm gonna do it tonight. 505 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,320 Take this. 506 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,140 And just whatever's in my pocket I give to her. 507 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,280 What's in your pocket? 508 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,370 - I don't know, like, a couple of quarters. 509 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,540 You give a couple of quarters 510 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,603 and one of those small boxes of Sun-Maid raisins. 511 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,713 How long have those been in there? 512 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,690 Since before I turned into a vampire. 513 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,222 (cast laughing) 514 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,620 2002. 515 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,362 You see, she looks and says, 516 00:19:48,362 --> 00:19:53,190 "Yeah, I have some decisions I have to make, 517 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:56,403 but you've changed my life, Zaeth. 518 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,210 Thank god you rolled up in that little 519 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:02,820 horse-drawn carriage like something out of a fairytale. 520 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,413 No shirt, top hat. 521 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,292 It's beautiful." 522 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,880 She puts the top hat on and walks in the nude 523 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,010 out into her home and says, 524 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,480 "Chip, honey, we should talk! 525 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,713 I think we should move." 526 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,750 She has a husband? 527 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,035 Oh yeah, she's married. 528 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,027 Window. 529 00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:25,867 Onto Ghorse. 530 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:29,130 - [Brennan] Onto Ghorse, riding off into the night. 531 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,100 The very next day, you get a message, all of- 532 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,440 Or Darkness Man, you get a message from Nancy Danderhoof 533 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,560 saying, "Don't need any cherries this month. 534 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,580 I've got my scoop. 535 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,680 The people of Omaha are gonna be talking." 536 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,364 And publishes a story that Roofus is not running for mayor. 537 00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,281 - Wow. - Mm. 538 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,060 Wow. 539 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,343 Mission accomplished. 540 00:20:50,227 --> 00:20:53,645 - Omaha loves hearing about other small-town gossip. 541 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,580 - This is really capturing the heart of Omaha. 542 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,750 - Omaha's gonna go nuts. - Also, I don't think 543 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,100 Omaha is that small. 544 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,617 I mean, compared to Purpee. 545 00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:02,070 Compared to Purpee, it's pretty huge. 546 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,900 I think compared to San Francisco, 547 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,740 - and it's also like- - Definitely a 548 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,670 medium-sized city. 549 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:06,823 There are places that you can get 550 00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:08,460 a small-town feel in Omaha. 551 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,227 Oh, don't I believe it. 552 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,700 (Ally laughing) 553 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,830 - [Brennan] With those nine successes, Zaeth, 554 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,200 Tina Bunders has been persuaded 555 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,750 not to run Roofus for reelection. 556 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:22,860 You see a big post the next day of Roofus 557 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,990 with a big black handlebar mustache 558 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:27,480 and a little kerchief and a gondolier's pole. 559 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,000 And she says- 560 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,590 He's Italian now. 561 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,751 Darkness Man laughs so hard 562 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,100 he needs to take a laugh break, 563 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,799 and he's just holding his knees and he's wheezing. 564 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:39,840 Help him, help him. 565 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,673 Somebody help him. 566 00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:42,120 - You guys- - The dog's Italian. 567 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,830 You gotta screenshot that 568 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,030 and show it to Darkness Man 569 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,140 - whenever he feels bad. - That's so funny. 570 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,520 What's the caption? 571 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,762 It says, "Molto bene." 572 00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:51,247 (Murph fake laughs) 573 00:21:51,247 --> 00:21:52,272 (Emily laughing) 574 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,588 Everyone in the comments is saying, 575 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,020 "Buongiorno, Roofino." 576 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:59,283 And you see there's a "Good Morning America" segment on it. 577 00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:01,770 It's just good clean fun. 578 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:02,880 He could dream bigger. 579 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,720 He could go live in Italy with this kind of heat. 580 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,570 - But then he wouldn't be a special dog, would he? 581 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,490 I buy all the merch for Darkness Man. 582 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,470 I'm clicking all the way through to Zazzle. 583 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,360 There's a stuffed meatball. 584 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,427 I'm dropping a ton of hints. 585 00:22:17,427 --> 00:22:19,800 It's not my birthday for, like, four months. 586 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,260 It would suck if those sold out, 587 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,487 or if they stopped printing those. 588 00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:25,950 Can you imagine how expensive those will get on eBay 589 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,450 - after they sell out? - Yeah. 590 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,828 - Damn, sucks it's not my birthday for four months. 591 00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:32,573 [Ally] Yeah, totally, dude. 592 00:22:32,573 --> 00:22:34,500 We have five of everything. 593 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,840 - Yeah, we all are trying to do it privately. 594 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,610 A bunch of different sizes. 595 00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:39,879 I think he's a medium. 596 00:22:39,879 --> 00:22:41,116 Tina, can you hook it up? 597 00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:43,290 - He's a medium. - Seven feet tall! 598 00:22:43,290 --> 00:22:45,037 Tina, can you hook it up? 599 00:22:45,037 --> 00:22:47,062 They're sold out of the XXLs. 600 00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,430 And she says, "XXL Buongiorno, Roofino 601 00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:51,480 is coming right your way." 602 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,382 - Wow. - I love you. 603 00:22:53,382 --> 00:22:56,580 (players laughing) 604 00:22:56,580 --> 00:23:00,300 - In that interim period, the runway now is totally clear. 605 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,630 The town is scrambling, and you guys are here. 606 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,280 I think, through Cal, 607 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,310 you are hearing disgraced Florian, 608 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,660 what the family wants to do, 609 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,060 who they maybe wanna run for mayor. 610 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:15,030 But it becomes very clear that Boyd, Gene's son, 611 00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,040 is now considering running for mayor. 612 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,763 And the Whittakers- You see Cal is basically like- 613 00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:22,440 The attitude amongst the Whittakers 614 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,300 with Barnaby dead and Florian disgraced, 615 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,630 is that their family is fully withered 616 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,580 and on the back foot, essentially. 617 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,010 I think the other thing here is, HJ, 618 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:36,000 you have that meeting with Maya 619 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,520 where she specifically asked for it to just be 620 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,645 potentially you and Bat Child. 621 00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:42,478 Yeah. 622 00:23:42,478 --> 00:23:44,130 - And you were trying to invite everybody else 623 00:23:44,130 --> 00:23:47,640 and Maya was like, "I'm sort of not into that." 624 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,710 - Just different combinations. - Different combinations. 625 00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:52,687 Just until we got two that was allowed. 626 00:23:52,687 --> 00:23:54,030 - It was like that Mastermind game with the pegs. 627 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:54,863 Yeah. 628 00:23:54,863 --> 00:23:57,030 It was pretty much everyone but these two, right? 629 00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,651 Yeah, essentially. 630 00:23:58,651 --> 00:24:01,834 And there wasn't enthusiasm for Darkness Man or Zaeth. 631 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:04,142 (players laughing) 632 00:24:05,331 --> 00:24:08,459 Okay? 633 00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,530 But yeah, she reaches out to you being like, 634 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,790 "Do you wanna get together?" 635 00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:14,070 Yeah, yeah. I think I do. 636 00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:15,780 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. - We've already had our talk 637 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,183 so I think obviously I'm gonna relay everything. 638 00:24:18,183 --> 00:24:19,140 But, yeah. 639 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:23,130 - You arrive. They meet up with you at Angie's Diner, 640 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,590 and you see Amelia's back there again. 641 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,350 Amelia's been actually corresponding with you 642 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:31,380 a lot about some of your proposals and different things, 643 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,480 like in the bus lanes and stuff like that. 644 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,330 And I think what you can just see is that she has a mind 645 00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:39,060 that sort of starts to perseverate on this problem. 646 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,960 Stays engaged with the things you have put forward. 647 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,183 Are you going solo or are you bringing anybody? 648 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,008 - I think that we're going together, right? 649 00:24:47,008 --> 00:24:48,229 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Oh yeah, I can go 650 00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,366 - if you want me to. - [Ally] Yeah, I think so. 651 00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:51,240 If you guys- I mean I definitely float it to the whole room. 652 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,800 - We're both at the doorway like- 653 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,540 - So are we? - Either way is fine, 654 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,590 - you know. - [Murph] We rolling or? 655 00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:56,423 Yeah? 656 00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:59,550 You guys both just took a shower and you're ready to go. 657 00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:00,420 - But. - Yeah, we both just 658 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:01,676 took a shower and we're ready. 659 00:25:01,676 --> 00:25:03,111 (Zac laughing) 660 00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:04,800 The shower was super cold for me 661 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,810 'cause Zaeth had just taken one. 662 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,370 - I took a 45-minute shower. 663 00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,780 You guys both look really good. 664 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:10,953 These are new clothes? 665 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,120 Well, she kind of made it clear that- 666 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,815 - And I can smell that you used Zaeth's body wash. 667 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,360 - Yeah. - Shh, no. 668 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,770 - It's kind of cedar-y. 669 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:20,603 - [Emily] Yeah. - Stop. 670 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:21,436 I think it's just gonna be 671 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,893 - us two tonight. - I'm sorry, what? 672 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:26,320 - All right, we need to stay behind and hash this out. 673 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,847 'Cause you honestly just sold me down the river. 674 00:25:28,847 --> 00:25:30,480 - I'm sorry. - We're gonna have a chat. 675 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,410 - We're gonna have a chat. - [Zac] You guys go. 676 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,820 I meant it as a compliment. 677 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,720 Yeah, okay. 678 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,150 Look, I know I haven't been paying for toiletries 679 00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:39,180 as much as I should and I'm trying to get better about that. 680 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,548 We're gonna go to the 99 Cents Store 681 00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:43,042 and we're gonna get you some stuff. 682 00:25:44,384 --> 00:25:45,602 Okay. 683 00:25:45,602 --> 00:25:50,095 - We go to the 99 Cents Store and "get me some stuff." 684 00:25:50,095 --> 00:25:52,053 If there's a trip to the 99 Cents Store, 685 00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:54,650 - I might be busy. - Actually, yeah, wait. 686 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,063 I... Yeah, should I just call her and cancel? 687 00:25:57,063 --> 00:25:58,862 - We're gonna get- - Break into the 688 00:25:58,862 --> 00:26:00,728 99 Cents Store? 689 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:03,168 - I'm sorry, tonight I'm working on my kick flip, so. 690 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,472 Just in the backyard. 691 00:26:05,472 --> 00:26:07,255 (skateboard rattling) 692 00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,698 Every time your legs split so 693 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,497 you can land on the ground, you're like, "Fuck!" 694 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:14,520 - But no, really, do you guys want to come? 695 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,629 - No, it's fine, we have to... I have to get- 696 00:26:16,629 --> 00:26:18,345 I have to go get him some Pert Plus. 697 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:21,480 - I have to get Pert Plus conditioner-slash-shampoo. 698 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,499 Okay. 699 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,420 - All right, well- - Slash body wash. 700 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:25,440 It's everything. 701 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,190 - You might have some Italian dog flavored body wash coming. 702 00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:32,077 - Oh shit, wait! - Stop! 703 00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:33,333 I got it, too. 704 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,953 - Really? - Fuck, I got the 12 pack. 705 00:26:35,953 --> 00:26:38,310 - I got the 24 pack. - What? 706 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,720 Never mind, you guys go. You guys go. 707 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,430 Darkness Man is laughing too hard 708 00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:43,308 to hear what you guys are saying. 709 00:26:43,308 --> 00:26:45,533 (players laughing) 710 00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:46,590 Have fun and be careful. 711 00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:47,706 Supposed to smell like focaccia. 712 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,666 You guys be so careful. 713 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,798 Have fun though! 714 00:26:50,798 --> 00:26:52,194 (Ally laughing) 715 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,437 Have fun out there. 716 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:56,550 - Have fun with it. - [Brennan] Have fun with it. 717 00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:58,740 - We show up. - HJ and Bat Child, 718 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,803 you guys arrive at the diner 719 00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:04,050 and you see Maya and Amelia seated at a booth. 720 00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,550 Maya looks up and goes, 721 00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:07,770 - "HJ, thanks for coming!" - [Ally] Of course. 722 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,840 - Vesper, good to see you. - Hi! 723 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,550 Amelia says, "Vesper, check it out." 724 00:27:11,550 --> 00:27:15,210 And puts over a folder to you. 725 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,130 - And within the folder- - A dossier. 726 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,860 - A little dossier that slides over to you. 727 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,590 And you see it says "Zoo versus sanctuary. 728 00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:24,074 Pros versus cons." 729 00:27:24,074 --> 00:27:27,030 Oh, I know that a sanctuary's better. 730 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:29,160 I know that a sanctuary is better. 731 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,470 The best zoos are secretly sanctuaries. 732 00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:33,450 - Oh. - You see, she goes, 733 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:37,320 "Oh, well I didn't know I was... I didn't mean to..." 734 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,260 She says, "All I wanted to do was kick off a conversation. 735 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,230 But you obviously know-" 736 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,610 No, no, no, there's a lot of zoos 737 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,050 that are actually sanctuaries, 738 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:48,608 but the word "zoo" is so nostalgic for people, 739 00:27:48,608 --> 00:27:50,640 so you just gotta slap it on there. 740 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,110 - [Brennan] That makes a lot of sense to me. 741 00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:54,540 Even with very fun animals at it, 742 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:57,840 sanctuary just feels very solemn. 743 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,580 - Yeah. - And zoo feels very fun. 744 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,413 Yeah. 745 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,750 And people feel like if they bring their kids 746 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,450 to a sanctuary, it's gonna be a learning experience. 747 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,220 But they wanna bring their kids to a zoo, 748 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,530 'cause that feels like it's an experience for the kids. 749 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:11,910 - You see, she says, "That makes a lot of sense." 750 00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:13,560 So we'll run it like a sanctuary, 751 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,380 - but we'll call it a zoo. - "Good. Yeah, got it." 752 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,976 You see that Maya goes, 753 00:28:17,976 --> 00:28:20,730 "This is a sort of messaging conversation 754 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,857 that I think is a good one about the future 755 00:28:23,857 --> 00:28:26,412 of what we're doing here. 756 00:28:26,412 --> 00:28:27,720 Amelia, you wanna-" 757 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,490 And you see Amelia looks over and says, 758 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,680 "I've been thinking a lot about it. 759 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,130 I feel like maybe running for city council makes sense." 760 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:35,963 Awesome! 761 00:28:35,963 --> 00:28:37,140 This is great news. 762 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:41,760 We would love to put everything that we have behind you. 763 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,260 Help you get some momentum. 764 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,640 I think you would be great. 765 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,207 [Brennan] Maya nods here and says, 766 00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:48,690 "And this is what we wanted to talk about. 767 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:51,900 What do you guys have behind you?" 768 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,130 Money. 769 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,720 Enthusiasm. 770 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,820 - [Brennan] See, she smiles. - Research. 771 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,930 Data. 772 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,220 Focus groups. 773 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,050 Ties to San Francisco. 774 00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:02,940 A fleet of buses. 775 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:03,990 - We got a lot. - Oh, yeah, we do have 776 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,520 a fleet of buses. 777 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,574 Also, pretty good bodyguard who can look like trash. 778 00:29:08,574 --> 00:29:10,800 Yeah, we sure do. 779 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,110 Yeah, the money, right? The money. 780 00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:14,760 I know that's the stuff you have. 781 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:19,756 So obviously I have to ask, where does your money come from? 782 00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:23,903 - Oh, that's a good question. I've never thought to ask. 783 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,810 I always just assumed that once you get to a certain age 784 00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:29,058 you just have money. 785 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:32,250 Well, you can live off of interests, 786 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,490 which is definitely a strong part of my portfolio. 787 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:38,430 But I also have owned several businesses 788 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:42,483 and I've just been around for quite a while. 789 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,261 HJ has had work done. 790 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,074 - [Brennan] You see that Amelia goes- 791 00:29:48,074 --> 00:29:51,480 (cast laughing) 792 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,460 Really tasteful work. 793 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,465 Did our Sprites come yet? 794 00:29:55,465 --> 00:29:59,523 (players laughing) 795 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,852 - [Brennan] You see Angie brings some Sprites over to you. 796 00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,673 I take a sip, it falls outta my mouth. 797 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:06,914 (Emily laughing) 798 00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,853 Downside of being so beautiful. 799 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,731 - You guys talk for a little bit more about the 800 00:30:12,731 --> 00:30:14,730 running for office and what that would mean. 801 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:18,210 Amelia... There's a moment where Amelia excuses herself 802 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:21,780 from the table, and Maya sort of turns over and says, 803 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,210 "The reason I went and talked to Nancy Danderhoof 804 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:29,210 is because Florian's weak as a city council candidate. 805 00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:34,200 If he had stepped down, if the pressure had been on him 806 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,480 to step down from city council, 807 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,250 then there would just be an open seat 808 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,693 and they would get someone better to run for it." 809 00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:42,172 Hmm, that's shrewd. 810 00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:43,372 But we could beat him. 811 00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:44,367 - We can beat him, 'cause- 812 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:47,430 - Now there's a mark on his record, so to speak. 813 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,560 - By focusing on the credit union's crimes, 814 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,580 what has happened is 815 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,250 he's been forced by the board of directors 816 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,450 of the credit union to resign. 817 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:57,323 What do you think about being the CEO of the credit union? 818 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,910 I'm gonna put all my cards on the table. 819 00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:07,860 There are members of your vampiric family 820 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,073 that have not been saying the full truth. 821 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,374 LaVonte is one of them. 822 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:14,557 LaVonte is not- 823 00:31:14,557 --> 00:31:17,283 - He's thinking about taking seneschal in Austin. 824 00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:20,250 It's like a vampiric station, right? 825 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,530 - Yeah, yeah. - I didn't know that. 826 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:23,880 We had a conversation about it. 827 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,640 I think it'd be a great fit for him. 828 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,290 It's up to him if he stays or not. 829 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,680 But I mean, when you're in this kind of business, 830 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,890 amazing opportunities are finding you all the time. 831 00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:36,814 He's incredibly talented. 832 00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:38,040 He's fantastic 833 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,075 - For sure, but when people come and tell me 834 00:31:40,075 --> 00:31:42,900 that they care about Purpee, and they don't, that's a lie. 835 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,619 And all I'm trying to ascertain is- 836 00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:46,350 - [Ally] Pretty black-and-white thinking. 837 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:49,590 I don't think some people are liars. 838 00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:51,270 If they lie, they're always liars. 839 00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,310 I think that life is just more complicated. 840 00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:58,310 I think us having hundreds of years more experience 841 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,630 than you, things just kind of compound. 842 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,600 So I think that you and I are having a misunderstanding here 843 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,270 that is just youth versus experience. 844 00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,920 And I'm sorry if that sounds like I'm dismissing you, 845 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,743 but there's not a world where we can't run this without him. 846 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:18,873 Where we can run this without him. 847 00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:22,800 Where we can't not run this without not him. 848 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,800 - That's sort of my... That's sort of my point, HJ, is, 849 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,350 are you here to run Purpee? 850 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:36,120 - I'm here to make beautiful pottery in a cabin, 851 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:41,851 and I want to be 852 00:32:41,851 --> 00:32:43,701 someone who's living in Purpee, 853 00:32:43,701 --> 00:32:47,310 and definitely we both want to be someone who's 854 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:50,130 bringing something to Purpee that it desperately needs, 855 00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:52,290 which is a nocturnal zoo. 856 00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:55,620 Can I suggest, or can I weigh in? 857 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:58,440 Obviously, I don't know LaVonte that long, 858 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,130 so I would say I've been kind of witnessing him the same. 859 00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:03,600 And when you first meet him, 860 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,300 you think that what motivates him is money. 861 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,670 But I actually think it's not that. 862 00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:11,970 The impression I get is not, "I wanna make as much money, 863 00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:13,320 I wanna be in charge." 864 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,280 It's that he wants to be a part of something great. 865 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,960 I think he loves the adrenaline of taking on something 866 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,970 that other people say you can't do. 867 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,380 And a lot of times that is money. 868 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,510 Money's a really good analogy for that 869 00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:28,920 - because it is often- - [Ally] Timeless. 870 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,230 ...the hardest thing to get. 871 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:33,750 So I think it seems like he's money hungry or something, 872 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:37,140 but really he just loves a challenge. 873 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,423 - Yeah. - That's my impression though. 874 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:43,893 I also thought I was a bat up until about a week ago, so. 875 00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:47,573 - No, that's really, that's a great takeaway. 876 00:33:47,573 --> 00:33:52,573 I think that you're voicing some apprehension around him. 877 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,960 Totally understandable. 878 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,313 - I'm voicing some apprehension around you, HJ, to be clear. 879 00:33:57,313 --> 00:33:58,860 I don't feel comfortable enough 880 00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:01,650 even talking to some of the other friends this openly. 881 00:34:01,650 --> 00:34:02,790 How do you know you can trust me? 882 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,623 - Because you're- - You don't know 883 00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:05,237 where I've been. 884 00:34:05,237 --> 00:34:06,630 (Zac laughing) 885 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:10,533 I'm a 43-year-old 22-year-old. 886 00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:12,960 Oh shit. 887 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,180 - Cat's out of the bag. - I'm sorry... I'm sorry for, 888 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:19,740 I'm sorry if my inherent trust in your ulterior motives 889 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,690 has insulted you or offended you. 890 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,220 If you'd like me to be more suspicious of you, 891 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,053 I'm happy to do that. 892 00:34:24,053 --> 00:34:26,130 - Yeah, please do. - Okay, great. 893 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,713 Not so sure about you. 894 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,760 Moving away from defensiveness, 895 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,203 put yourself in my position. 896 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,110 Six vampires roll up into town, 897 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,910 kill a bunch of people very quickly, 898 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,300 totally shatter the previous power dynamic, 899 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,100 which is a good thing. 900 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,433 Buy the Rockefeller tree, put it up in front of Mike's Bar. 901 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:50,910 Shirtless vampire running around town on a horse. 902 00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,440 There have been multiple police shootouts. 903 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,220 Now yes, our police department are psychos, that's for sure. 904 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,260 - I think everything except for the shootouts 905 00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:00,300 is actually really good for the town. 906 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,720 - I'm not saying that I'm in opposition to you, 907 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:08,283 but I have limited strength and focus. 908 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,890 I can't get on the side of "in with the new boss, 909 00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:15,638 same as the old boss." 910 00:35:15,638 --> 00:35:18,210 And therefore, if the intention- 911 00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:22,890 if your guys' problem with Purpee isn't 912 00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:27,300 it has a horrifying consolidation of power, 913 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,850 but rather that you're not at the top of 914 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:32,370 the horrifying consolidation of power, 915 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:33,720 that's a big difference. 916 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,310 It's the biggest difference. 917 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,960 Yes, I couldn't agree more. 918 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,380 We actually were told to come here and just get in bed 919 00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:43,050 with the people in power and that's enough. 920 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:45,872 - Yeah, we're actually in big trouble with the vampires. 921 00:35:45,872 --> 00:35:48,000 Because of the way we've been doing stuff. 922 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,170 I love to hear that. 923 00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:51,360 I'll help. If you're in trouble with 924 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,300 whatever power structure you come from, great. 925 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,820 - But we got here and the place had been gutted, 926 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,370 and you guys are missing huge 927 00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:02,700 parts of your community. 928 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:06,390 There are no parks, there's no ER, there's not a bus system. 929 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:08,790 The dog's the mayor. He's now Italian. 930 00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,070 We just, we wanna help. 931 00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:14,460 - How did you work that angle on Tina Bunders 932 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:16,380 - to get her to move to- - Zaeth's so hot. 933 00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:18,960 - Tina Bunders had a little flame of passion in her 934 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,769 that all it took was a little 935 00:36:20,769 --> 00:36:22,169 - (blows) from Zaeth. - [Ally] Yeah. 936 00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:25,140 And you'd think that'd blow it out. 937 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,100 But no, it was a trick candle. 938 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,917 - It was a little, no wait- - And it came back bigger. 939 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,516 It was like a kindling. 940 00:36:29,516 --> 00:36:30,552 - Oh yeah, yeah. - [Emily] You know. 941 00:36:30,552 --> 00:36:32,220 Oh yeah yeah, totally. 942 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,360 Little bit of oxygen. 943 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,728 [Brennan] Maya just says, 944 00:36:34,728 --> 00:36:36,793 "The last thing I want to be is your guys' enemy. 945 00:36:36,793 --> 00:36:39,570 I have no problem with you all being here. 946 00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:43,533 I don't foresee any world where I'm working against you. 947 00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:47,520 What I'm asking here basically is this. 948 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,160 If you're here to turn Purpee into 949 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,110 your personal playground, 950 00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,810 then we should just say, 'Nice knowing you,' 951 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:57,900 and go our separate ways and do our separate things. 952 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:02,703 If you actually have a vision of sharing power, 953 00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:07,620 of making things more equitable in this town, 954 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,270 that I'm down for." 955 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,440 Great. 956 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,150 I've already put my bid in 957 00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:13,980 to be one of the new board of directors 958 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,120 for the credit union. 959 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,770 - Oh, cool. - You have a lot of money. 960 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:18,720 You said that's your big thing, right? 961 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,553 Yeah. 962 00:37:19,553 --> 00:37:21,240 I would love, and Amelia, 963 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,472 who's friends with a lot of the people 964 00:37:22,472 --> 00:37:24,225 that are on the board of directors there, 965 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,840 would love to recommend you as CEO. 966 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,920 It'd be a full-time job. 967 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,680 It takes a lot of time to run a credit union. 968 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,740 - And the thing is- - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 969 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,940 No, yeah, yeah. 970 00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:37,260 Yeah. 971 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:39,570 I'm just pretty efficient at this point in my life. 972 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:40,403 - Sure. - This would be like 973 00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:41,280 a part-time, part-time job for me. 974 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,480 [Brennan] I understand. 975 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,920 But yeah, yeah, totally. 976 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,270 [Brennan] She looks and says, 977 00:37:45,270 --> 00:37:49,380 "The thing is, I would be happy to make 978 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,240 that recommendation, but it wouldn't make any sense 979 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,213 to make the recommendation 980 00:37:52,213 --> 00:37:55,470 if you didn't bank with the credit union. 981 00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,560 And I would be interested in 982 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,570 if that's something you would consider, 983 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:03,120 if you would consider moving your wealth. 984 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,070 Because the credit union right now skates by, 985 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:07,200 there's not a lot of wealth in the credit union. 986 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,580 Even the Whittakers didn't really have 987 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,450 most of their holdings in. 988 00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:13,620 - So I would have to move all $750,000 to my name, 989 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,938 to the credit union? 990 00:38:14,938 --> 00:38:16,430 - You have $750- (laughing) 991 00:38:18,555 --> 00:38:21,630 - I'd have to think about it. - It should 400 less. 992 00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,340 No, I want to be honest. 993 00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:26,493 - No, no, but 400 of that is committed to... 994 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,640 - Oh, to- Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 995 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,473 Oh, you're right. 996 00:38:30,473 --> 00:38:35,130 Then I guess it's just $350,000 of my net worth 997 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:36,090 to the credit union. 998 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,940 - You see Amelia returns to the table and Maya says, 999 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,050 "I think we're done here. 1000 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:41,160 Have a good one, HJ." 1001 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,852 Amelia says, "Are we..." And Maya's like, 1002 00:38:42,852 --> 00:38:44,670 "Yeah, I think we can wrap it up." 1003 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:45,603 Why is that? 1004 00:38:46,504 --> 00:38:47,445 You're good. 1005 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,390 You're good. 1006 00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:52,410 Okay. 1007 00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,793 You see, yeah. 1008 00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:54,750 "It's just an insult to me. 1009 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,402 I know you have more than $750,000." 1010 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,690 - [Emily] Maya- - Liquid. 1011 00:38:57,690 --> 00:38:59,310 You think I have more money than that 1012 00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:00,780 not wrapped up in stocks? 1013 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,353 I can't move all of that in here. 1014 00:39:02,353 --> 00:39:04,500 I actually genuinely fell for it. 1015 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,990 750 seemed like a lot. 1016 00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:11,070 - You shipped a 200-foot tall tree from what, 1017 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:13,390 like, Montreal across the States here- 1018 00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:14,490 - [Ally] Yeah. - ...to put it in front of 1019 00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:15,783 - Mike's Bar. - Yeah. 1020 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,994 - All right. Have a good one, HJ. Appreciate you. 1021 00:39:18,994 --> 00:39:20,002 Okay. 1022 00:39:20,002 --> 00:39:22,133 - [Brennan] And you see that she heads out from the diner. 1023 00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:23,340 Maya, before you leave, 1024 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:27,540 I just wanna interrupt one false assumption 1025 00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:29,010 you keep making. 1026 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:32,070 You keep thinking that we came here and we saw problems, 1027 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:35,460 but I think that when we came here, 1028 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,850 at least some of us really saw exciting opportunities 1029 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,920 to make things that we didn't have 1030 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,218 in the place that we came from. 1031 00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:47,550 So I guess I think that you're so defensive 1032 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:50,490 and on alert right now, and it's gonna end up- 1033 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:53,580 - Costing you. - What's it gonna cost me? 1034 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,280 - This place could be amazing if we all work together. 1035 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,240 HJ, that's what I'm asking for. 1036 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,640 I don't know if I'm maybe not making myself clear. 1037 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,380 I'm asking for us to work together. 1038 00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:05,213 - Yes. - You're just doing it 1039 00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:06,840 in a very combative way. 1040 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,300 Well, I have been lied to 1041 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,830 by some of your guys' companions. 1042 00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:12,180 - You've been lied to? - Yeah. 1043 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,860 - By LaVonte? - Yes. 1044 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,483 What did he lie to you about? 1045 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,880 His salesman pitch. 1046 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,758 His spiel about we're gonna make the future Purpee, 1047 00:40:19,758 --> 00:40:20,591 everything's gonna be Purpee. 1048 00:40:20,591 --> 00:40:22,770 And while that's happening, he's setting up moves 1049 00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,390 to go elsewhere. 1050 00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:27,570 All I'm saying is, I don't know your guys' full story, 1051 00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:29,460 but I don't think the full story was 1052 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:32,490 you elected to come to Purpee because you love it. 1053 00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:33,330 Am I wrong? 1054 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:36,990 - No, we were sent here and we took it on the chin- 1055 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,340 - Sorry, you were sent here? - ...but we're excited 1056 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,930 to be here. Yes. 1057 00:40:39,930 --> 00:40:41,730 Sent here to do what? 1058 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,070 Look, it's just a tone issue thing. 1059 00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:47,520 Your whole tone is "gotcha." 1060 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,820 Every question you ask is, "Ha-ha, gotcha." 1061 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:51,913 - [Brennan] This is why- - Do you know how 1062 00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:54,096 exhausting it is to talk to you, girl? 1063 00:40:54,096 --> 00:40:55,271 (Emily guffawing) 1064 00:40:55,271 --> 00:40:57,390 I'm over here chugging Sprite. 1065 00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:59,520 It's falling out of my surgery scars. 1066 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,490 - It feels like a one-sided job interview. 1067 00:41:02,490 --> 00:41:03,570 I think we're done here. 1068 00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:07,258 And then I grab (laughing) and we speed walk away. 1069 00:41:08,393 --> 00:41:10,712 - [Brennan] Great, you guys leave the diner. 1070 00:41:10,712 --> 00:41:11,838 (Brennan and Emily laughing) 1071 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:13,290 - I get- Was that wrong? 1072 00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:15,427 I just thought maybe if we left, she would be kind of like, 1073 00:41:15,427 --> 00:41:17,041 "Damn, I really gotta think about that." 1074 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,720 I think it was technically wrong, 1075 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,640 but I also don't know how we were ever 1076 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,473 gonna get through to her. 1077 00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:22,783 - It just felt kind of uphill, and I honestly, 1078 00:41:22,783 --> 00:41:24,330 I just need to take a nap after that. 1079 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,860 I feel like I was hanging out with a niece 1080 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,879 that just went away to college. 1081 00:41:27,879 --> 00:41:29,962 - And has a bunch of ideas and now- 1082 00:41:29,962 --> 00:41:31,679 - And they're not wrong! They're not wrong. 1083 00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:32,512 They're not wrong, 1084 00:41:32,512 --> 00:41:34,680 but they're so idealistic that you just... 1085 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,940 how to meet in the middle. 1086 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:36,840 It was just hard, 1087 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,510 and I'm really glad you were here with me. 1088 00:41:39,510 --> 00:41:41,130 I mean, I don't think I helped 'cause I 1089 00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:42,330 helped us run away. 1090 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,430 I don't know. I mean, I feel like if we could just 1091 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:46,163 talk to Amelia without Maya. 1092 00:41:46,163 --> 00:41:48,000 - I know. - 'Cause Amelia seems like 1093 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,710 she just really believes in the town 1094 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:50,753 and Maya just feels like 1095 00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:53,250 she's gonna keep setting hurdles for us to run into. 1096 00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,120 Yeah, totally. 1097 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,880 Moving all my money to the credit union here is- 1098 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,515 Doesn't that feel kind of extortionary? 1099 00:41:58,515 --> 00:41:59,640 It's a little hard. 1100 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,830 It's a little bit of a hard ask and it's just- 1101 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:04,200 - I don't understand what a credit union is enough though, 1102 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,490 to understand what that means. 1103 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,320 Maybe that is an investment in the community 1104 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,430 and I don't understand. 1105 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,720 Just felt weird to be like, 1106 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,910 - "I won't trust you until you-" - [Ally] I could move some. 1107 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:12,926 Yeah, yeah totally. 1108 00:42:12,926 --> 00:42:14,070 - I think, yeah- - [Emily] ...give me money. 1109 00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,300 There's something going on there, 1110 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,553 but I don't think that that's our... 1111 00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,570 I wanna keep that door open but it was almost a non-starter 1112 00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,130 that just the two of us could show up 1113 00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:24,305 - in the first place. - [Emily] Just the two. 1114 00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:25,677 - She's controlled everything- - So the attitude... 1115 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,800 - ...and I think that if- It doesn't stop there, right? 1116 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,060 - [Ally] Yeah. - What's the next demand 1117 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,250 to prove our- It feels like loyalty tests. 1118 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,080 - Totally, and it makes- And you were right 1119 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,250 to point out that it makes sense, 1120 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,260 'cause she's been just constantly burned. 1121 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,720 We're living in her girlfriend's mom's house 1122 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,220 that was taken away from her. 1123 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:42,750 I understand where she's coming from, 1124 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:45,210 but I don't think that we can build something together 1125 00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,340 if every single time we see her, 1126 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,250 she's asking us a million questions to wait for us 1127 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,720 to mess up in some- 1128 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,030 Yes, she thinks we're bad, 1129 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,980 and that almost just kind of is a self-fulfilling- 1130 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:57,960 How about this? 1131 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,738 Let's use AI to write her a perfect text 1132 00:43:00,738 --> 00:43:02,588 (Emily guffawing) 1133 00:43:02,588 --> 00:43:05,130 that's kind of apologizing but also stating our case. 1134 00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:09,323 So I start loading all the info into AI. 1135 00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:11,940 - I think only AI could thread the needle- 1136 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:13,080 - [Ally] I think so, too! - ...she is asking us 1137 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,420 - to squeeze ourselves through. - 'Cause she thinks we're 1138 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,350 so bad and we're actually so good- 1139 00:43:16,350 --> 00:43:18,780 - I don't even know- - ...and conscious. 1140 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,550 So we load everything into AI 1141 00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:22,590 to write the perfect text message. 1142 00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,240 It's, like, a wall of text this big 1143 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,280 that's just really explaining our case. 1144 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,050 Em dashes every other line. 1145 00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:30,270 Yeah, and just that we really... 1146 00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:32,520 We get where she's coming from and we have empathy 1147 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,250 and we're sorry that we left so quickly, 1148 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:38,250 but we really are committed. 1149 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:41,070 And I will think about moving some money 1150 00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:42,630 to the credit union. 1151 00:43:42,630 --> 00:43:44,430 Yeah, and maybe just say we want... 1152 00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:46,980 we also want this to be an equal partnership. 1153 00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:50,610 And right now it feels like we're having to prove ourselves 1154 00:43:50,610 --> 00:43:52,380 without even having done anything wrong. 1155 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,830 And it feels kind of like a toxic relationship. 1156 00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:58,620 - Yes, totally. - Yeah, but don't 1157 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,087 say that actually. AI no, no! 1158 00:44:00,087 --> 00:44:02,363 AI, no therapy speak. 1159 00:44:02,363 --> 00:44:05,730 But do add... What do you think she listens to? 1160 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,590 Oh, some quotes? 1161 00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:08,937 - Oh, Sufjan Stevens. - [Siobhan] Brené Brown. 1162 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:12,873 - Yeah yeah, add some Sufjan Stevens style whimsy. 1163 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:14,783 Send. 1164 00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:16,643 Wait, before you send. 1165 00:44:16,643 --> 00:44:17,640 - Generate and send. - Before you send, 1166 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,020 this is a bad idea and it's funny. 1167 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:19,853 Okay, send. 1168 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,913 - Great, great, great. - Great. 1169 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:29,780 Go ahead and give me an Intelligence, Performance check. 1170 00:44:30,110 --> 00:44:31,439 [Ally] Okay. 1171 00:44:31,439 --> 00:44:33,039 (dice rattling) 1172 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:35,873 Two. 1173 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:38,310 [Brennan] A letter is composed and sent. 1174 00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:43,310 It creates a 400-gigabyte video of Sufjan Stevens saying... 1175 00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:46,140 (players laughing) 1176 00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:49,607 - Okay, really quickly follow up and say, "That was a joke." 1177 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,740 - I ha-ha it myself. 1178 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:56,478 I send a text and then I ha-ha my own text. 1179 00:44:56,478 --> 00:44:59,813 - When you're back to Purpee, I feel it, another version- 1180 00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:04,200 - [Brennan] You see that an image comes up on it being like, 1181 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,090 "Do you want to activate voice-to-text 1182 00:45:06,090 --> 00:45:08,327 to retract the message?" 1183 00:45:08,327 --> 00:45:09,576 - What's that mean? - I don't know. 1184 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,370 I don't understand what that means. 1185 00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:12,450 Just say yes. 1186 00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:14,187 - I ha-ha that. 1187 00:45:14,187 --> 00:45:15,780 - You ha-ha that? 1188 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,540 So by clicking on it to ha-ha it, you hit this link 1189 00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:20,430 and you see your camera comes on 1190 00:45:20,430 --> 00:45:23,373 and it says, "Recording voice-to-text." 1191 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:28,800 It's yours. 1192 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,733 I have to do it? 1193 00:45:31,111 --> 00:45:33,275 But I thought that said it all. 1194 00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:34,530 - I actually don't understand what this is. 1195 00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,750 Is this what it means to work with AI? 1196 00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,910 You have to do voice-to-text? 1197 00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:40,170 Hello, bots. 1198 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,476 Oh my god, we're fucked. 1199 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:47,053 - [Brennan] You hear a voice come on on your phone saying, 1200 00:45:47,053 --> 00:45:48,461 "Hello, HJ." 1201 00:45:48,461 --> 00:45:50,010 (Emily gasps) 1202 00:45:50,010 --> 00:45:52,893 - Hello, uh- - Hello, Beholdr. 1203 00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:57,090 Good to see you again. 1204 00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,634 It's been some time. 1205 00:45:58,634 --> 00:45:59,931 It's that motherfucker. 1206 00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,406 Are you the motherfucker? 1207 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,130 - You got your head chopped off. I mean, yeah, right? 1208 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:07,987 You told everyone I died in a Banksy. 1209 00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:09,062 [Emily] David Otherman. 1210 00:46:09,062 --> 00:46:09,895 - It's David Otherman! - But I didn't die 1211 00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:13,593 in a Banksy. I (glitches) died in a Banksy. 1212 00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,860 I died in a Banksy but I didn't die in a Banksy. 1213 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,780 I died in a Banksy. 1214 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,383 You're immortal now, right? 1215 00:46:20,383 --> 00:46:21,645 You think you're some kind of vampire 1216 00:46:21,645 --> 00:46:23,220 'cause you're immortal now? 1217 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,650 You think you have some kind of immortality? 1218 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:27,990 Yes, I think whatever you just said. 1219 00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:29,800 I pour water on my phone. 1220 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:32,707 Are you guys back yet? 1221 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,460 - I think you guys return to 9 Shady Street. 1222 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,740 You find the members of your coterie. 1223 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:39,510 - [Emily] I think, everyone, we have to have a meeting 1224 00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:41,940 'cause things went really sideways and bad. 1225 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:43,206 Okay. 1226 00:46:43,206 --> 00:46:44,640 It does smell great in here. 1227 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:49,006 - Yeah, it's Pert Plus body wash slash conditioner 1228 00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:49,860 slash shampoo. 1229 00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,975 It wasn't body wash. 1230 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,760 - What? - It's just condition- 1231 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,740 - You know you can use shampoo on your body? 1232 00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:58,440 - Yeah, you can use shampoo, but was it conditioner? 1233 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,580 - Mm-hmm. - Also, why did 1234 00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,750 you guys shower? 1235 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,970 - What? - We don't sweat. 1236 00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:05,070 We turn back to normal the next day. 1237 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:07,057 - He lays in trash a lot. - Oh! 1238 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:08,901 I literally have never had a shower. 1239 00:47:08,901 --> 00:47:09,902 That was not invented 1240 00:47:09,902 --> 00:47:10,771 when I became a vampire. 1241 00:47:10,771 --> 00:47:12,360 I'm constantly laying in the trash. 1242 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,890 Okay, the meeting didn't go well? 1243 00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:16,030 Yeah, we relay everything to you guys, 1244 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:17,056 just kind of like- 1245 00:47:17,056 --> 00:47:18,870 - [Emily] Lay it all out. - ...attitude. We're not quite 1246 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,030 sure where we stand with them. 1247 00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:25,260 But that Amelia really does seem like an amazing candidate 1248 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,840 and it does seem worth it to work with them. 1249 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,220 We just kind of hit a wall as far as patience goes. 1250 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:35,100 And I felt a little insulted and defensive. 1251 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:39,420 And maybe I sent a long AI video of Sufjan Stevens singing- 1252 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,580 - Yeah, we definitely- - "You need to trust LaVonte, 1253 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:43,897 he's worthy of your trust." 1254 00:47:43,897 --> 00:47:45,510 From Sufjan? 1255 00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:46,388 - Well it looked like- 1256 00:47:46,388 --> 00:47:48,522 It was supposed to look like a Cameo that we paid for, 1257 00:47:48,522 --> 00:47:50,700 but it was pretty obviously AI-generated. 1258 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,690 - Yeah. - Can I see it? 1259 00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:53,504 - He had six fingers. - I don't think Sufjan- 1260 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:55,710 - Oh damn! - Come on. 1261 00:47:55,710 --> 00:47:57,836 - That's a completely wrong type of beanie. 1262 00:47:57,836 --> 00:47:59,700 (Emily laughing) 1263 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,380 - [Emily] You're right! - My god, he's right! 1264 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,433 - Skater beanie has- 1265 00:48:03,534 --> 00:48:05,310 Had a freaking visor on it. 1266 00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:06,900 He'd wear a long beanie for sure. 1267 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:07,800 He'd wear a long beanie. 1268 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,810 - He's all about the roll. - [Murph] Beanie's too small. 1269 00:48:09,810 --> 00:48:11,640 - Those angel wings are way too small, too. 1270 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,840 I paid so much for this. 1271 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,913 The subscription's $800 a month. 1272 00:48:14,913 --> 00:48:16,806 What, that's too expensive. 1273 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:19,104 - Can't believe we didn't- That's why we needed you there. 1274 00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:21,030 - No, no, no. - Anyways, yeah. 1275 00:48:21,030 --> 00:48:23,910 So I feel like it just put me on edge 1276 00:48:23,910 --> 00:48:25,920 when it almost felt like a bribe 1277 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,810 and it started to feel really weird 1278 00:48:27,810 --> 00:48:29,640 to be, like demand money. 1279 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,072 - I feel like we need to just put our cards on the table 1280 00:48:32,072 --> 00:48:33,743 - and just be like- - We did. 1281 00:48:33,743 --> 00:48:37,620 I would say you could just say that 1282 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:40,489 you'll put some money in there instead of- 1283 00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:41,843 No, I told her I would put all of it. 1284 00:48:41,843 --> 00:48:43,980 - I said I'd put all $750,000. - Right, but 1285 00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,990 she knew you were lying though, right? 1286 00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,360 So if you just say, "I'm not gonna put all my money." 1287 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,776 - He only has $750,000 in his personal account. 1288 00:48:51,776 --> 00:48:55,590 - Why are we acting as if we're not motherfucking vampires 1289 00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:58,050 and she should be fucking scared of us, okay? 1290 00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:00,870 We killed Ermine Damanescu. 1291 00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:02,700 She should be afraid of us. 1292 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:05,820 I really like the idea of that attitude. 1293 00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,336 I just, I- 1294 00:49:07,336 --> 00:49:08,169 We're gonna need help 1295 00:49:08,169 --> 00:49:10,095 if more vampires come to try to kill us. 1296 00:49:10,095 --> 00:49:11,700 - We're gonna need a coalition- 1297 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:13,087 Okay. 1298 00:49:13,087 --> 00:49:15,213 Sure. We do that by fear. 1299 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:18,720 She's not responding to us being friendly. 1300 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,086 She needs to have a little bit of a- 1301 00:49:21,086 --> 00:49:22,050 just a little bit of fear. 1302 00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:24,993 Envy where your head is at. It's so... 1303 00:49:25,948 --> 00:49:28,380 - I'm sorry, I just don't like her talking to you like that. 1304 00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:31,134 I know. I just... I think that, 1305 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,527 I think that if we were to try to just- 1306 00:49:33,527 --> 00:49:35,370 I think she's trying to scare us right now. 1307 00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:36,780 - Yes, exactly. - To be honest. 1308 00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:39,540 And we're responding to her kind of 1309 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:41,040 strong-arming negatively. 1310 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,240 So she would probably do the same. 1311 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,073 We're not though. 1312 00:49:43,073 --> 00:49:44,310 We're just trying to be friends with her. 1313 00:49:44,310 --> 00:49:46,230 We're sending pictures of Sufjan Stevens 1314 00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:47,700 singing that song about her. 1315 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,050 In the wrong beanie! 1316 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,521 In the wrong beanie. 1317 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:51,354 And that's really where 1318 00:49:51,354 --> 00:49:53,370 - it all fucking fell to shit. - Just feels like suck up. 1319 00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:55,655 Why- She should be sucking up to us. 1320 00:49:55,655 --> 00:49:57,203 My question is this. 1321 00:49:58,503 --> 00:50:00,720 We're here, you know, 1322 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,880 fuck the Camarilla, whatever. 1323 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,370 Are we trying to be the Camarilla part two? 1324 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:06,360 - No. - Are we trying to do 1325 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,860 things our way? 1326 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:11,010 And yeah, I guess it's like, if someone came into my house 1327 00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:13,380 and they were telling me they were on my side, 1328 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:16,620 I need a little something to make sure 1329 00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:20,212 that I truly believe that. 1330 00:50:20,212 --> 00:50:21,390 - No, it's true. - Oh, that's true. 1331 00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:22,740 Why don't we give the house back. 1332 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,247 Why don't we start with the house? 1333 00:50:24,247 --> 00:50:26,280 - [Emily] Let's just do that. - Oh my god, Darkness Man. 1334 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,230 That's such a good idea. 1335 00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:32,555 We're literally living in her girlfriend's mom's 1336 00:50:32,555 --> 00:50:34,914 - stolen house. - Number one thing. 1337 00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,715 We forget that every day. 1338 00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:38,254 Let's just text her right now. 1339 00:50:38,254 --> 00:50:39,387 I'm gonna text her right now. 1340 00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:40,920 And let's throw in a Bingo bus. 1341 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,150 They can just drive it around. 1342 00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,770 - We don't need to get- - Again! 1343 00:50:43,770 --> 00:50:46,500 - No, if everyone drives one around, it's legal. 1344 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,240 Like, if it's just you as your personal car, 1345 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,916 - and then we can get word- - [Zac] HJ, I have no idea 1346 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,295 - what you're talking about. - That's just a huge 1347 00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:53,117 - waste of gas. - I'm gonna disregard that 1348 00:50:53,117 --> 00:50:54,591 and just text 1349 00:50:54,591 --> 00:50:55,424 "Hey!" 1350 00:50:55,424 --> 00:50:57,030 Everyone has one. We have nine. 1351 00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:59,820 - "Hey, maybe what is making this feel so weird 1352 00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,190 is that we live in your ex-girlfriend's house. 1353 00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:03,780 We wanna give it back to you." 1354 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:06,278 - Yes. - "Is that a way forward 1355 00:51:06,278 --> 00:51:07,920 that feels a bit-" 1356 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,983 I'm loading all of this into AI. 1357 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:11,580 We don't even have to ask, right? 1358 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:14,040 Let's just all meet where we're at. 1359 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,903 So let's say, "Hey, we realize-" Voice-to-text. 1360 00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:23,365 - Hello, Darkness Man. - Oh, get outta here! 1361 00:51:23,365 --> 00:51:25,332 No, don't send that. 1362 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:26,350 Sounded kind of horny. 1363 00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:28,200 - Wait, I can't- Okay, no voice-to-text. 1364 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,483 Gimme that. 1365 00:51:29,483 --> 00:51:32,120 Does it work with the bag of rice? 1366 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,590 Yeah, it's just been in a bag of rice. 1367 00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:35,423 Okay. 1368 00:51:35,423 --> 00:51:36,533 Here's what we're gonna say. 1369 00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,460 Okay, okay. 1370 00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:41,370 "We got off on the wrong foot. 1371 00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:44,190 I think we're mostly on the same side here. 1372 00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:48,840 We're going to, as a show of good faith, 1373 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,280 give the house back." 1374 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,580 - No because if we say "as a show of good faith-" 1375 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,510 - All right, what- - I just feel like 1376 00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:55,800 she finds a problem in everything. 1377 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,410 - All right, I'll take out the "show of good faith!" 1378 00:51:58,410 --> 00:52:00,300 "We give the house back. Take it back. 1379 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,920 We're gonna live in a lumbermill." 1380 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,560 - Say we'll invest $3.5 million in the credit union. 1381 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,340 - "And we'll put $3.5 million in the credit union." 1382 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,630 Over 10 years. 1383 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:12,540 - Hey, we can afford 3.5 from the business, 1384 00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:14,972 - from the business- - We can afford $3.5 million? 1385 00:52:14,972 --> 00:52:17,760 - Well, the business is worth over $770 million. 1386 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,530 - How much money do you have? - What? 1387 00:52:19,530 --> 00:52:22,890 Our business is quite rich. 1388 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,964 Why are we living in the suburbs? 1389 00:52:24,964 --> 00:52:26,580 We could be in a mansion. 1390 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:29,618 - HJ winks at you, but his whole face has to do it. 1391 00:52:29,618 --> 00:52:31,051 (Emily laughing) 1392 00:52:31,051 --> 00:52:33,270 Did you have to just transform your body 1393 00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:34,200 to do that wink? 1394 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,033 Yeah. 1395 00:52:36,090 --> 00:52:36,923 It's permanent. 1396 00:52:36,923 --> 00:52:38,190 You just never learned how to wink. 1397 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,590 - Wingstreet and Worthy will invest $3.5 million 1398 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,000 into the local credit union. 1399 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,242 We can get that done on Monday. 1400 00:52:43,242 --> 00:52:46,740 - LaVonte, she also, I think, has some really- 1401 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:50,310 At least- Obviously, I don't mean to tell you who you are. 1402 00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:52,590 Some of the ways she describes you 1403 00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:54,961 don't meet the way that I feel about you. 1404 00:52:54,961 --> 00:52:56,970 - I think she was posing as the Austin person. 1405 00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:58,500 I think you're talking to her. 1406 00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,550 Ah, that's a good question. 1407 00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:01,320 I mean I'll be interested to find out. 1408 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,320 Yeah, and if so, that's a shrewd move. 1409 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,788 It seems like they've just been- 1410 00:53:05,788 --> 00:53:07,780 What Austin person? 1411 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:08,913 - I was- 1412 00:53:08,913 --> 00:53:10,885 A guy named Austin? 1413 00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:11,946 Who's Austin? 1414 00:53:11,946 --> 00:53:13,203 Austin Powers? 1415 00:53:13,203 --> 00:53:14,640 Austin Powers is so funny. 1416 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,470 Austin Powers is very funny. 1417 00:53:16,470 --> 00:53:18,750 I put on "Austin Powers" using AI. 1418 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,583 Of course. 1419 00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:20,878 Doesn't even really look like him. 1420 00:53:20,878 --> 00:53:21,711 He's swirly. 1421 00:53:21,711 --> 00:53:24,450 (speaking over each other) 1422 00:53:24,450 --> 00:53:26,775 - You're leaning, you're leaning too hard on AI. 1423 00:53:26,775 --> 00:53:29,310 He looks like Sufjan Stevens. 1424 00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:30,143 Looks so hot! 1425 00:53:30,143 --> 00:53:32,820 Do I make you Chicago, baby? 1426 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:35,348 - Oh god, that's good! - That is kind of- 1427 00:53:35,348 --> 00:53:38,490 (players laughing) 1428 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,123 - Send that, send that. - I send it. 1429 00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:43,920 - And I also- - Your phone is out of battery 1430 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,729 and you guys see the lights dim in the house. 1431 00:53:46,729 --> 00:53:48,780 - Perfect. - Okay, wait, go on. 1432 00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:53,185 - I was reached out to by the primogen of Austin 1433 00:53:53,185 --> 00:53:57,248 about a position there to become the seneschal. 1434 00:53:57,248 --> 00:53:59,553 And I was entertaining it. 1435 00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:03,210 - As you should. - I think you're allowed to. 1436 00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:04,043 Thank you. 1437 00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:06,423 I think it was after the meeting, 1438 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:11,733 our first meeting with Koschei and Damanescu and, 1439 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,330 you know, it's... I don't like to lose 1440 00:54:15,330 --> 00:54:16,950 and I don't like to fail. 1441 00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:20,670 And when I feel like I'm losing or I feel like I'm failing, 1442 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:25,260 I'm looking for any opportunity that can say that I won. 1443 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:27,750 And that was an easy one. 1444 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:32,750 And I don't- Yeah... 1445 00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,980 I was in a place where I was really 1446 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,780 seriously considering it. 1447 00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:40,530 And then we had our second conversation with Ermine 1448 00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:44,700 and you consumed her and threw her to oblivion. 1449 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,680 - Oh yeah. - And I don't know, 1450 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,710 something feels like I've thrown in my chips 1451 00:54:49,710 --> 00:54:52,020 with Purpee, so. 1452 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,110 - [Zac] Wow. - Here we go. 1453 00:54:53,110 --> 00:54:56,132 - Would you consider meeting with Maya, because- 1454 00:54:56,132 --> 00:54:57,173 Oh, happily. 1455 00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:01,620 - I think that she's just got the wrong idea about you. 1456 00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:03,540 Hey, well, then let's correct it. 1457 00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:06,390 - There are gonna be so many factions in this town 1458 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,650 trying to get us all work together. 1459 00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:10,770 Well, we don't need 100% understanding 1460 00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:12,840 - with 100% of the people. - It's impossible. 1461 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,840 - We just need a little bit of social reciprocity. 1462 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,163 I think giving the house back is really gonna 1463 00:55:18,163 --> 00:55:20,407 start that energy, so definitely- 1464 00:55:20,407 --> 00:55:21,240 My phone died, 1465 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,730 if someone else wants to text from an unknown number 1466 00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:25,590 that we're giving the house back. 1467 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,090 Yeah, and I wrote a really long message, 1468 00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,232 so if you could retrieve that in drafts. 1469 00:55:29,232 --> 00:55:30,065 Okay, okay, yeah. 1470 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,560 I plug my phone in, I get electrocuted 1471 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,904 'cause it's soaking wet with rice falling out of it. 1472 00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:37,803 It changes my face. I'm gorgeous. 1473 00:55:38,994 --> 00:55:41,400 - We're gonna work this Maya angle, try and, you know, 1474 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,860 bring that into our new coalition. 1475 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,693 Great. 1476 00:55:44,693 --> 00:55:46,770 Bigfoot is hopefully on the prowl. 1477 00:55:46,770 --> 00:55:48,480 - [Ally] Yes. - Getting his stuff done. 1478 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,740 - If we can get the ghosts to help us, too, against Jack. 1479 00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:55,500 - That's right because we just did- Nancy did a story 1480 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,480 but, I mean, you have yet to maybe do a little- 1481 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,490 - [Murph] We never chatted. - Can we have a- 1482 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:02,400 What if we collected all of the supernatural forces 1483 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,100 in Purpee and had a meeting at our lumbermill. 1484 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,271 - Yeah, can you get- - [Murph] Oh my god! 1485 00:56:06,271 --> 00:56:08,195 ...your girlfriend, the leprechaun? 1486 00:56:08,195 --> 00:56:09,180 Well I can, 1487 00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:11,010 but she doesn't technically know I'm a vampire. 1488 00:56:11,010 --> 00:56:14,340 So we will have to have a conversation before that, but- 1489 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:16,167 - And is she? We're sure she's a- 1490 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,233 (players laughing) 1491 00:56:17,233 --> 00:56:18,600 Supernatural party. 1492 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,484 - She's not just a dirty- 1493 00:56:20,484 --> 00:56:22,018 - Listen, she's not- - [Lou] I like that. 1494 00:56:22,018 --> 00:56:23,490 - Dirty little girl! - There is no way 1495 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:25,199 that she cannot be, do you understand? 1496 00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:26,493 - Let's close down- - She has to be 1497 00:56:26,493 --> 00:56:28,770 a leprechaun. She really must be. 1498 00:56:28,770 --> 00:56:30,094 - Tyler! - [Lou] What if we, 1499 00:56:30,094 --> 00:56:31,530 - let's close down Mike's. - [Brennan] Tyler. 1500 00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:32,580 - [Zac] Tyler. - [Brennan] Yeah? 1501 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:35,490 - As the prince of Purpee- - My liege. 1502 00:56:35,490 --> 00:56:37,973 - ...I do not want to sit on a throne of everyone. 1503 00:56:38,850 --> 00:56:42,570 I want there to be 40 thrones in the room. 1504 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,490 - Done. - All of us sitting in thrones 1505 00:56:44,490 --> 00:56:45,323 of equal height. 1506 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,520 Can you get me 40 thrones? 1507 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,117 Yep. By when? 1508 00:56:49,117 --> 00:56:51,842 - I think we're gonna do a supernatural party at Mike's Bar? 1509 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,700 - Why don't we do- Okay. - No, we do- 1510 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,950 When the film festival is happening, 1511 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:59,537 why don't we have a full-on cool party- 1512 00:56:59,537 --> 00:57:04,213 - The night before. - VIPs are, like, 1513 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,222 - ghosts and stuff. - Darkness Man! 1514 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:07,950 And if everybody's in costume then 1515 00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:10,170 the people like Bigfoot and stuff, they can be there 1516 00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:11,730 and everybody's like, "Oh, it's crazy!" 1517 00:57:11,730 --> 00:57:13,530 - That's great. It's part of the horror thing. 1518 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:14,363 Costume party. 1519 00:57:14,363 --> 00:57:16,650 Okay, so the eve of the horror festival, 1520 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:19,860 we're gonna essentially host a symposium- 1521 00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:20,978 - Yes. - Yeah, we'll do- 1522 00:57:20,978 --> 00:57:21,811 ...of the supernatural. 1523 00:57:21,811 --> 00:57:23,250 We'll do something 1524 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,900 and then a sick after-party after. 1525 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,630 We'll do AI "American Psycho" 1526 00:57:27,630 --> 00:57:32,280 that makes all of the characters have fun horror masks on. 1527 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,304 And Sufjan Stevens is playing the whole time. 1528 00:57:34,304 --> 00:57:35,395 - Yes! - Oh my god. 1529 00:57:35,395 --> 00:57:37,563 "American Psycho" with a Sufjan Stevens soundtrack? 1530 00:57:38,728 --> 00:57:40,050 Am I missing something? 1531 00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:42,360 When were we so into AI? 1532 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,879 - Right, we- - Since when? 1533 00:57:43,879 --> 00:57:45,240 - Actually, right. - As soon as I saw 1534 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,130 that Austin Powers thing, I was all in. 1535 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,830 - I'm sorry, the Austin Powers thing was so funny. 1536 00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:51,000 And just spot on. 1537 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,260 - Yeah. - Forget that whole part. 1538 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,367 Forget that whole part. 1539 00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:55,193 Let's just do "American Psycho" regular. 1540 00:57:55,193 --> 00:57:57,930 - Okay, I have a pitch and this is for down the road, 1541 00:57:57,930 --> 00:57:58,980 but I just wanna float it 1542 00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:00,780 and see if you guys think I'm crazy. 1543 00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:06,390 Should we pretend to let the data center come to Purpee, 1544 00:58:06,390 --> 00:58:08,160 and be there surrounding it, 1545 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,490 ready to crunch the chip when it's finally loaded? 1546 00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:12,780 I love that idea. 1547 00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:13,860 Let it compute. 1548 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,430 Let it- A data center is massive but it's only logging- 1549 00:58:17,430 --> 00:58:21,000 it's only putting all of its computing power onto one chip. 1550 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,427 It will be heavily guarded, but that is everything. 1551 00:58:24,427 --> 00:58:25,890 All the resources went into that. 1552 00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:27,300 And that would be Davis Otherman. 1553 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,250 I like that idea. 1554 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:33,000 I feel like we maybe, if there's another kind of angle 1555 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,250 we maybe need to explore, I feel like we should try 1556 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,590 to maybe distill down a little bit more 1557 00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:40,080 what is their purpose with the data center? 1558 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,910 'Cause I think there's part of me that's nervous 1559 00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:44,790 that as soon as it goes online, we're fucked. 1560 00:58:44,790 --> 00:58:46,680 - That could be like our- - [Emily] I have a theory. 1561 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,840 ...backup if it gets built. 1562 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,710 I have a theory. 1563 00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:53,430 I think that they're surpassing vampire immortality 1564 00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:55,260 and they need all these data centers 1565 00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,660 because all the rich people are gonna upload themselves 1566 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,100 and have a tech immortality. 1567 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,840 - Well the interesting thing about AI right now 1568 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,160 is that it is hardware. 1569 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,600 It's not cloud-based yet. 1570 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,710 It's not sophisticated enough. 1571 00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:07,860 So there is physical stuff at a data center 1572 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,190 that can be crushed and ruined and set everything back. 1573 00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:13,046 So, I don't know. Anyway, I just wanted to float that. 1574 00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:15,090 It's a great idea to have it as a backup plan 1575 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:15,923 if they somehow- 1576 00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:16,756 - [Lou] Keep it taut. - ...swoop in. 1577 00:59:16,756 --> 00:59:18,060 Keep it floating around in there. 1578 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:18,954 - Don't let that one go. - It worked in 1579 00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:20,254 "Mission Impossible." 1580 00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:21,755 It did work in "Mission Impossible." 1581 00:59:21,755 --> 00:59:22,950 Did work in "Mission Impossible." 1582 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:24,060 Okay, "Mission Impossible" 1583 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,610 but it's all Sufjan Stevens. 1584 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,949 Save it, save it, save it! 1585 00:59:28,949 --> 00:59:30,344 Just do it, just do it. 1586 00:59:30,344 --> 00:59:31,333 - Okay, sorry, it's auto-generating. 1587 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,460 We don't we do just a film festival, 1588 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,940 we'll play "American Psycho" director's cut 1589 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,560 slash director's commentary. 1590 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,764 - Oh, that's so- - The people are this big 1591 00:59:39,764 --> 00:59:41,760 but the frame is this big, like they show it at 1592 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,500 the Sphere in Las Vegas. 1593 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,181 That's so fun. We gotta do it. 1594 00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:46,014 Okay. 1595 00:59:46,014 --> 00:59:46,847 Can you let her know 1596 00:59:46,847 --> 00:59:49,410 that we want to be part of the programming? 1597 00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,700 - Yes, absolutely. - Okay, good. 1598 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:52,980 Tyler, I'd love another big tree. 1599 00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:55,110 - One more big tree, 40 thrones. When do you need it by? 1600 00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:57,810 Eve of the Eve Laurent Horror Festival. 1601 00:59:57,810 --> 00:59:59,040 "Done, you got it." 1602 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,740 He runs to a van and screeches outta the parking lot. 1603 01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:03,330 - [Zac] Great. - Love that kid. 1604 01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,800 - Love that kid. - How'd we get so lucky? 1605 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,633 I don't know. 1606 01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:08,040 - I think if we're reaching out to supernatural people, 1607 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,740 I definitely want to talk to the ghosts in the mine. 1608 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,650 But I also wanna talk to Herbert 1609 01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,005 to find out what happened with- 1610 01:00:15,005 --> 01:00:17,220 - I couldn't believe that. - [Siobhan] The demon hunter. 1611 01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:18,240 - Oh, Herbert is a good- Yeah. 1612 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,440 Yeah. 1613 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,660 - [Brennan] Incredible. You guys gear up for a big 1614 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:25,650 horror sort of costume party to inaugurate Elysium. 1615 01:00:25,650 --> 01:00:27,750 In the weeks leading up to that, 1616 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,970 is there anything else that you guys do 1617 01:00:29,970 --> 01:00:31,950 before the horror festival? 1618 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:34,290 I think, Darkness Man, you get a text 1619 01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:37,837 the day after, from Cody, just being like, 1620 01:00:37,837 --> 01:00:39,510 "Hey man, wanted to check in. 1621 01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:42,120 I know that we successfully found Bigfoot, 1622 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,040 but let me know if there's any other night hikes 1623 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,180 in our future." 1624 01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:46,927 And then gets another text being like, 1625 01:00:46,927 --> 01:00:50,160 "Talked to Maya - trouble? 1626 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,240 We all good? 1627 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,460 Just wanted to check in." 1628 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:54,720 I'll text back. 1629 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,330 "We're gonna figure out this stuff with Maya. 1630 01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:59,910 In the meantime, trying to get together 1631 01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:04,410 sort of all the werewolves, ghost, vampires, et cetera, 1632 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,740 at a warehouse party, so we can all chat 1633 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:10,530 how to take down Jack." 1634 01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:12,810 - He thumbs-ups- Actually, no. He hearts. 1635 01:01:12,810 --> 01:01:14,194 - Oh, okay. - Whoa. 1636 01:01:14,194 --> 01:01:16,440 - Ooh, Darkness Man. - Nice. 1637 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,542 Darkness Man. 1638 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,242 I think this guy likes perverts. 1639 01:01:20,293 --> 01:01:21,720 What? 1640 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,653 Why would you say a thing like that? 1641 01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:26,775 Geez, Louise. 1642 01:01:26,775 --> 01:01:28,950 Can I text Nancy? 1643 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:30,073 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Stop! 1644 01:01:30,073 --> 01:01:31,373 - And say- - I'm sorry, it's funny. 1645 01:01:31,373 --> 01:01:32,760 - "I'm sure you got a lot on your plate right now, 1646 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,610 but could you exonerate this nurse?" 1647 01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:38,008 And send all the info about the nurse? 1648 01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:39,880 Yeah, we gotta exonerate the nurse. 1649 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,247 - [Brennan] You get a little thing back from her saying, 1650 01:01:42,247 --> 01:01:44,907 "Are you standing in the corner of a pizzeria?" 1651 01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:47,145 (Murph laughing) 1652 01:01:47,145 --> 01:01:48,510 Oh god. 1653 01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,177 It has to do with Pac-Man. 1654 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:54,240 - Because this Miss Pac-Man just saw another Miss Pac-Man 1655 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,800 in the corner of the pizzeria, 1656 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,014 and it looks like there's a lot more cherries over there. 1657 01:01:59,014 --> 01:02:00,554 What? 1658 01:02:00,554 --> 01:02:04,513 I send my most detailed AI response yet, 1659 01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:08,430 and it's Miss Pac-Man, big juicy naturals, 1660 01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:09,865 singing Sufjan Stevens. 1661 01:02:09,865 --> 01:02:13,176 - I'm gonna need you to erase a dot of Resources from... 1662 01:02:13,176 --> 01:02:14,942 (players laughing) 1663 01:02:16,223 --> 01:02:18,030 You generate a feature length movie about 1664 01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:19,593 Miss Pac-Man and it costs you- 1665 01:02:19,593 --> 01:02:20,497 What does she look like? 1666 01:02:20,497 --> 01:02:22,351 $85 million! 1667 01:02:22,351 --> 01:02:24,678 (players laughing) 1668 01:02:24,678 --> 01:02:26,970 And it causes an electrical grid collapse 1669 01:02:26,970 --> 01:02:27,803 - in the American Southwest. - [Ally] Does numbers at 1670 01:02:27,803 --> 01:02:29,373 the box office, I hope. 1671 01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:33,000 Great, and then I wanna invite Gary Sinise to our party. 1672 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,080 - [Brennan] Great. - Fuck, yeah. 1673 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,003 You know who was a nice guy? 1674 01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:39,573 This guy that I followed to the trailer park. 1675 01:02:39,573 --> 01:02:40,622 - Oh yeah. - Yes. 1676 01:02:40,622 --> 01:02:42,387 Who then went and jacked off. 1677 01:02:42,387 --> 01:02:45,024 (players laughing) 1678 01:02:45,024 --> 01:02:47,370 He seemed like a great guy for Swingles Night. 1679 01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:49,860 And I would like to set up him and Beth 1680 01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:52,070 - 'cause he was really nice. - [Ally] Oh my god! 1681 01:02:52,070 --> 01:02:53,520 [Murph] He seemed like a lonely guy, 1682 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,530 'cause he just seemed really excited to go jack off. 1683 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:56,828 Darkness Man, straight up, 1684 01:02:56,828 --> 01:02:59,460 how are you going to... How do you intend to, 1685 01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:00,990 - you know, introduce them? - We gotta meet cute. 1686 01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:01,823 We gotta set up a meet cute. 1687 01:03:01,823 --> 01:03:03,600 - You're right! Let's shove them really hard 1688 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,689 into each other. 1689 01:03:04,689 --> 01:03:07,590 - Yeah, I'll... Yeah, okay, so- 1690 01:03:07,590 --> 01:03:09,594 Jacking off that meet cute. 1691 01:03:09,594 --> 01:03:11,790 Half of us wrestle one of them 1692 01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:13,038 and the other half just wrestle the other. 1693 01:03:13,038 --> 01:03:14,670 I've got it, this a great idea. 1694 01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:16,200 Why don't we do a carriage ride? 1695 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,130 Free carriage ride. 1696 01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,822 [Players] Oh! 1697 01:03:18,822 --> 01:03:20,838 We set it up for when they're out 1698 01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:22,950 and then the carriage crashes. 1699 01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:26,711 - Oh shit, and they knock into each other so hard- 1700 01:03:26,711 --> 01:03:28,920 - The carriage is filled with oranges and baguettes. 1701 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,753 Yes. 1702 01:03:29,753 --> 01:03:30,586 They go flying across the road. 1703 01:03:30,586 --> 01:03:32,185 We also need a second horse. 1704 01:03:32,185 --> 01:03:34,602 - I'm not fucking crashing my carriage, man. 1705 01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,220 What if it's just a fender bender? 1706 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,420 - Okay, I love- - They have to 1707 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,460 - exchange information. - I love this. 1708 01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:43,710 So the carriages crash into each other? 1709 01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:44,580 Two carriages? 1710 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:45,960 We don't have two carriages. 1711 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,793 - Why don't we just- Okay, 1712 01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:47,626 we don't have to do the carriages. 1713 01:03:47,626 --> 01:03:49,920 We have a ton of buses. We should do buses instead. 1714 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,134 Oh, yeah. 1715 01:03:51,134 --> 01:03:52,590 No, we don't want our buses to crash. 1716 01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:54,316 It has to be carriages. 1717 01:03:55,590 --> 01:03:58,113 The bus runs over the carriage. Pops it. 1718 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,570 - Okay. - They both tumble out 1719 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:01,620 on top of each other. 1720 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,650 - What if they got into the carriage at the same time 1721 01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:06,203 from opposite sides? 1722 01:04:06,203 --> 01:04:07,203 - I think that's a- - And they're like, 1723 01:04:07,203 --> 01:04:08,550 - "This is my carriage." - You know, 1724 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,050 I used to take the train a lot 1725 01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:12,120 and if you go to the dining car on the train 1726 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,580 and you're alone, they make you sit with someone else 1727 01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:17,610 so that they can keep a space at the table. 1728 01:04:17,610 --> 01:04:19,827 Maybe these are the same carriage rules. 1729 01:04:19,827 --> 01:04:20,660 - That's great. - Yeah, why don't we 1730 01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:25,140 just do a bus route that's straight up just like here 1731 01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:26,220 and here are 1732 01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:27,540 - the two bus stops. - That's great. 1733 01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:30,083 - And eventually... - They're gonna get on. 1734 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,440 - They're gonna get on. - And it's carriage rules. 1735 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,690 It's Sit on a Lap Wednesday. 1736 01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:35,670 - And you've just gotta- - Of course. 1737 01:04:35,670 --> 01:04:38,820 I need about $400 for a new top hat. 1738 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:41,043 - A new top hat? - A new, a nude- 1739 01:04:42,330 --> 01:04:45,420 - As you guys are setting up this big party, Madelaine, 1740 01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:48,240 do you want to actually connect this party 1741 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,176 to the Laurent Horror Festival? 1742 01:04:50,176 --> 01:04:52,860 I think I do, yeah. 1743 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:55,830 Estelle Laurent seems very into monsters. 1744 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:57,480 - Estelle's very into monsters. It's a horror- 1745 01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:01,040 It provides a reason for it to be a horror-themed party 1746 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,100 at the midsummer solstice. 1747 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,980 - It can be our first big party at the Elysium. 1748 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,150 [Brennan] Yeah, exactly. 1749 01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:08,040 And your other Elysium had sort of 1750 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,663 the vampire VIP within a larger- 1751 01:05:10,663 --> 01:05:11,967 [Siobhan] Right, exactly. 1752 01:05:11,967 --> 01:05:15,780 - The horror festival brings a lot of connected, 1753 01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:17,640 influential human mortals 1754 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,740 from around the country to Purpee. 1755 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,810 Get Bingo involved as well? 1756 01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:25,149 - I feel like Bingo is a- I wanna keep Bingo out of the mix. 1757 01:05:25,149 --> 01:05:25,982 You know? 1758 01:05:25,982 --> 01:05:29,370 I think Bingo... I've been talking to Sister Agnes Shaw. 1759 01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:32,250 I think we're gonna get Bingo baptized and then, you know- 1760 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:33,600 - Oh, a good Catholic dog. - Have him speak 1761 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,340 before the congregation. 1762 01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:37,560 You know, really try and get that groundswell. 1763 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,570 - [Murph] A religious dog? - Is this because, 1764 01:05:39,570 --> 01:05:41,940 is this because Roofus became an Italian dog? 1765 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:42,990 Exactly! 1766 01:05:42,990 --> 01:05:43,823 - And I'm seeing- - I didn't mean to 1767 01:05:43,823 --> 01:05:44,820 fuck anything up by that. 1768 01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:45,867 No, that's perfect. 1769 01:05:45,867 --> 01:05:46,830 I love how much people 1770 01:05:46,830 --> 01:05:49,404 - love Italian dogs. - That's awesome. 1771 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,237 We'll call him Il Cane Bingo. 1772 01:05:51,237 --> 01:05:54,087 - He has to leave the room because he's laughing so hard. 1773 01:05:56,910 --> 01:05:58,590 I'm also gonna reach out to Maya. 1774 01:05:58,590 --> 01:06:01,140 I'm gonna cancel... I'm gonna end conversations 1775 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,750 with the Austin opportunity and then reach out to Maya 1776 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:08,750 asking to get coffee on her schedule, 1777 01:06:09,390 --> 01:06:11,370 wherever she'd like to meet. 1778 01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:13,110 [Brennan] You send that message to her. 1779 01:06:13,110 --> 01:06:17,280 Monday comes around and $3.5 million 1780 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,400 gets wired to the Silver Springs Credit Union. 1781 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,233 For those that don't know, 1782 01:06:21,233 --> 01:06:24,000 credit unions are financial institutions 1783 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,880 that basically are just a lot more community oriented. 1784 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,390 And the issue, by moving your money there, is that 1785 01:06:30,390 --> 01:06:32,070 credit unions also are... 1786 01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:34,380 The amount of money you have in your account 1787 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:37,410 doesn't give you more votes in terms of who you elect to 1788 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:40,140 the board of directors or what you do for that purpose. 1789 01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:42,150 You put that money in there, 1790 01:06:42,150 --> 01:06:45,480 and you get a meeting with Maya pretty much right away. 1791 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,800 The house has already gone back. 1792 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,040 - You guys send the house back and you begin that process. 1793 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,870 You have to sell it for some amount of money. 1794 01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:53,760 What's the amount of money you sell the house for 1795 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,783 to transfer deed or title. 1796 01:06:54,783 --> 01:06:57,337 One United States dollar. 1797 01:06:57,337 --> 01:06:58,620 Oh, that's classy. 1798 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:01,200 You do one United States dollar. 1799 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,740 You get an angry letter from Jonathan Whittaker 1800 01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:06,480 who's talking about property values 1801 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,458 and what this is doing to the sale. 1802 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,380 Like, the average house price in the neighborhood 1803 01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,213 and da, da, da. 1804 01:07:11,213 --> 01:07:14,070 All this stuff from this one little minor thing. 1805 01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:16,500 And he says, "I'm gonna talk to the county appraiser. 1806 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,370 Get the appraiser to come in 1807 01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:19,860 and see what the hell is going on around here." 1808 01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:21,304 This angry Whittaker message. 1809 01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,570 Can we kill this guy? 1810 01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:23,670 We got rid of Florian. 1811 01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:24,840 This guy sucks. 1812 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,600 Cal could just be the head of the Whittaker family 1813 01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:30,780 and he's an idiot. 1814 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:33,000 Yeah, that's fine with me. 1815 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,940 - You see, as you say that, that's a completely valid... 1816 01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:36,870 Jonathan does appear- 1817 01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:41,220 He's also, you realize, he's the city attorney, 1818 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:44,190 but not a government employee, which means he doesn't 1819 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:47,083 have to pass any of the ethics examinations. 1820 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:50,730 The town government got a contract with his private law firm 1821 01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:53,400 to do this work for the city. 1822 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,750 So you get a bunch of angry emails from 1823 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,323 Jonathan Whittaker for doing this. 1824 01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:58,440 I send back more and more elaborate gifs 1825 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,750 of Michael Jordan crying, but he's flossing. 1826 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,090 - [Brennan] Maya meets up with you For the Love of the Bean, 1827 01:08:03,090 --> 01:08:05,032 the little sort of coffee that the- 1828 01:08:05,032 --> 01:08:06,668 For the Love of the Bean. 1829 01:08:06,668 --> 01:08:08,847 - The Love of the Bean. - Oh wow, walking distance! 1830 01:08:08,847 --> 01:08:11,970 I walk to For the Love of the Bean. 1831 01:08:11,970 --> 01:08:13,530 Last coffees of the day. 1832 01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:16,560 She has a coffee waiting for you. 1833 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,060 - [Lou] Yeah. - [Brennan] She's there. 1834 01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:23,060 Grungy little hoodie, hair up, bike shorts on. 1835 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,280 Got the little Birkenstock sandals. 1836 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,263 Looks up and goes, 1837 01:08:29,227 --> 01:08:30,720 - "LaVonte." - Maya. 1838 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,760 - Did you get me a coffee? - I did. 1839 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:37,200 - Deeply thoughtful. - It's there and it has 1840 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,660 coffee in it, so it looks like the right weight 1841 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:40,493 when you pick it up. 1842 01:08:40,493 --> 01:08:42,150 Oh, perfect. 1843 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:46,230 - Very meaningful for you guys to give the house back. 1844 01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:48,840 I understand you had some concerns about 1845 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,170 how we felt about Purpee and we're eager to correct those. 1846 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,090 - Came in, house is in beautiful condition. 1847 01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:56,044 - Love the white room. - Thank you. 1848 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:56,914 (Zac laughs) 1849 01:08:56,914 --> 01:08:59,434 - I wanted to, I think we- - Have you seen "Blade"? 1850 01:08:59,434 --> 01:09:01,729 - Hmm? - Have you seen "Blade"? 1851 01:09:01,729 --> 01:09:02,610 I've seen "Blade." 1852 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:03,626 'Course I've seen "Blade." 1853 01:09:03,626 --> 01:09:04,920 That's one of my favorites. 1854 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,090 "We got into the house 1855 01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:08,460 and I noticed that there was a wall of the house 1856 01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:10,500 that had been used as a whiteboard. 1857 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,450 Which is fine, 'cause I mean you sold the house 1858 01:09:12,450 --> 01:09:13,770 to us for a dollar. 1859 01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,030 Get it clean, no problem. 1860 01:09:15,030 --> 01:09:16,440 I just wanted to ask you, 1861 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,832 'cause I think this is sort of 1862 01:09:17,832 --> 01:09:19,548 the crux of our conversation." 1863 01:09:19,548 --> 01:09:20,820 And she turns her phone over, 1864 01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:24,183 and there's a picture of "run shit" in quotation marks. 1865 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,970 "That's sort of my whole question, 1866 01:09:26,970 --> 01:09:29,225 and maybe you can just shoot me straight about it." 1867 01:09:29,225 --> 01:09:30,240 Yeah. 1868 01:09:31,082 --> 01:09:34,350 Your concern, when we say "run shit," 1869 01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:38,970 is that we will be the exclusive power dynamic 1870 01:09:38,970 --> 01:09:41,040 and driving force for the future of Purpee, 1871 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:44,820 rather than including the existing residents of Purpee 1872 01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:47,940 in those kind of decisions that we're interested in making 1873 01:09:47,940 --> 01:09:50,370 as we grow this town into everything it could be. 1874 01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:51,330 Am I correct? 1875 01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:53,013 - Yeah. - Fantastic. 1876 01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,593 When we came to Purpee, 1877 01:09:58,144 --> 01:09:59,227 it was bad. 1878 01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,778 It was bad. 1879 01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:03,420 It was a bad situation. 1880 01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:04,920 People were not happy. 1881 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,100 People did not have opportunity. 1882 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,890 People were trapped in circumstance 1883 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:14,283 to the extent that the city was failing. 1884 01:10:15,690 --> 01:10:17,520 And in a matter of months, 1885 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,930 my friends and I have fundamentally shaken 1886 01:10:21,930 --> 01:10:24,870 that existing order. 1887 01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:25,950 Can we agree to that? 1888 01:10:25,950 --> 01:10:26,910 Absolutely. 1889 01:10:26,910 --> 01:10:28,890 [Lou] And now your fear is that 1890 01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:32,340 the reason for which we shook that foundation 1891 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,260 is so that we could replace it with our own. 1892 01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:35,711 - Correct? - Yeah. 1893 01:10:37,050 --> 01:10:40,225 That's not entirely wrong. 1894 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,760 We are interested in building a better Purpee 1895 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,153 and we do have a vision for what that looks like. 1896 01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:51,090 But if we've learned anything 1897 01:10:51,090 --> 01:10:54,810 from the Whittakers and the Douglases it is that 1898 01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:59,541 if that vision does not include everybody, 1899 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:01,913 it dies. 1900 01:11:02,790 --> 01:11:04,980 I want this vision to work. 1901 01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:09,900 I see Purpee as being a major city. 1902 01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:14,900 We have a river. We have a university. 1903 01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:18,950 The things we could do here. 1904 01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:22,050 I want a Purpee where no child is hungry. 1905 01:11:22,050 --> 01:11:25,770 I want a Purpee where every student 1906 01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:29,940 who goes to the university does not need to pay tuition. 1907 01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:32,523 I want to build a great American city. 1908 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,853 And I need you to do that. 1909 01:11:36,853 --> 01:11:39,210 And I need Amelia to do that. 1910 01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:41,815 And I need Tyler, and I need Patty. 1911 01:11:43,702 --> 01:11:44,960 But you also need us. 1912 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,890 So you tell me what you need. 1913 01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:51,570 I'll tell you what I need. 1914 01:11:51,570 --> 01:11:54,540 And together, we'll build something great. 1915 01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:57,480 - [Brennan] Go ahead and give me Charisma, Persuasion. 1916 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,633 You can add Presence here. 1917 01:11:59,633 --> 01:12:01,299 [Ally] Yay! 1918 01:12:04,019 --> 01:12:05,850 (Emily laughing) 1919 01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:06,750 What was the second thing? 1920 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,670 - You can add Charisma, Persuasion- 1921 01:12:08,670 --> 01:12:10,200 - Turn the machine off. - Presence. 1922 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,990 You can also, if you have Leadership or Influence 1923 01:12:12,990 --> 01:12:14,340 as backgrounds, you can add those as well. 1924 01:12:14,340 --> 01:12:15,694 - Oh great. (dice clacking) 1925 01:12:15,694 --> 01:12:17,241 Oh yeah. 1926 01:12:17,241 --> 01:12:18,299 (dice clattering) 1927 01:12:18,299 --> 01:12:20,370 Can I help? I have male gymnastics. 1928 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:21,837 Male gymnastics! 1929 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:22,765 I have fencing. 1930 01:12:22,765 --> 01:12:25,560 - You're just kinda doing a really impressive stretch 1931 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:26,430 outside the window. 1932 01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:27,453 Nine successes. 1933 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,613 What'd you get? 1934 01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:32,730 - [Ally] Nine. - Nine successes. 1935 01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:36,333 I really appreciate your honesty. 1936 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,180 There are things that I need 1937 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:41,160 and I know there are things that you need, 1938 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:46,160 and maybe politics is that conversation stretched out 1939 01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,593 over the length of a community. 1940 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,370 Or maybe that's what politics should be, I don't know. 1941 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:54,203 Yeah, it's crazy. 1942 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,510 You guys did so many things that were impossible to do 1943 01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:01,158 and did them at the cost of almost dying a lot. 1944 01:13:01,158 --> 01:13:02,373 Well, we're monsters. 1945 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:05,873 Yeah. 1946 01:13:05,873 --> 01:13:07,300 Time for the horror festival. 1947 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,872 I think that I owe you an apology. 1948 01:13:12,872 --> 01:13:13,967 You do. 1949 01:13:13,967 --> 01:13:16,125 (players laughing) 1950 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,730 I think that's fair. 1951 01:13:17,730 --> 01:13:22,730 - She opens her email and shows you an email draft, 1952 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:27,980 which is a snapshot of a glyph written on parchment. 1953 01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:31,800 And as she turns it, it changes in front of your eyes 1954 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,610 and becomes the email from the primogen of Austin. 1955 01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:40,140 "This is a spell that creates what someone wants to see. 1956 01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,360 It fixes in form in the moment they get it 1957 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,940 so that it doesn't change from day to day. 1958 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:48,810 But, to be perfectly honest, 1959 01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:53,810 what I read 1960 01:13:53,815 --> 01:13:58,231 on you in our first meeting was that 1961 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:03,120 you were trying to make something work here. 1962 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,130 And what I also read, 1963 01:14:05,130 --> 01:14:06,480 and I know this is a funny thing to say 1964 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,440 because I very much was antagonistic towards 1965 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:14,010 what I was seeing, was fundamentally some frustration. 1966 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:16,170 Not with me, but with your situation. 1967 01:14:16,170 --> 01:14:19,140 Frustration with maybe even some of your companions." 1968 01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:20,280 - Mm. - I don't know 1969 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,170 if that's fair or not, but it's what I was reading. 1970 01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:23,620 Definitely. Change is hard. 1971 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:28,443 I wrote this 'cause I'm scared. 1972 01:14:29,850 --> 01:14:31,140 I can tell. 1973 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:35,863 There's no universe where, you know... 1974 01:14:35,863 --> 01:14:38,063 I guess I could rely on Cody. 1975 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:43,500 I'm a very talented mage, but I don't think I have the- 1976 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:46,140 If you guys wanted to kill me, I don't know what I'd do. 1977 01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,910 If you guys wanted to come after Amelia. 1978 01:14:47,910 --> 01:14:50,040 There's more ways to hurt me. 1979 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,200 I know a hundred people in this town by name 1980 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,380 that I consider people I have a responsibility for 1981 01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:56,359 to look after. 1982 01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:58,290 And then the ring beyond that of people I don't even know 1983 01:14:58,290 --> 01:15:00,360 that I feel some responsibility for, 1984 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,660 which means there's a million ways to hurt me. 1985 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:09,500 So I'm scared, and to be frank with you, 1986 01:15:10,770 --> 01:15:12,460 I'm also pretty cynical 1987 01:15:13,470 --> 01:15:17,190 and having people show up with a lot of money... 1988 01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:21,270 I don't think there's a lot of good ways to be rich. 1989 01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:25,500 Oh, well you've clearly never been rich. 1990 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,090 No, and I never will. 1991 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:29,970 But what I mean is, I don't think there's a lot of good ways 1992 01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:32,550 to make the money that you and HJ throw around. 1993 01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:34,530 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1994 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,962 I mean, when we gutted Blockbuster, 1995 01:15:36,962 --> 01:15:38,337 (players laughing) 1996 01:15:38,337 --> 01:15:40,860 we took away hundreds of thousands of jobs 1997 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:44,010 and profited off of it heartily. 1998 01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,690 Why wouldn't you do that to Purpee? 1999 01:15:45,690 --> 01:15:46,980 Why aren't you gonna gut this place 2000 01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:48,947 like you gutted Blockbuster? 2001 01:15:48,947 --> 01:15:51,873 - You know, because when we gutted Blockbuster, 2002 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,750 we were alive. 2003 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,920 Or I was alive. 2004 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:56,763 HJ wasn't. 2005 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,363 And I was human and I was afraid. 2006 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,603 I was afraid of legacy. 2007 01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:09,000 Of wanting, needing. 2008 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,290 I wanted to be seen a certain way. 2009 01:16:10,290 --> 01:16:11,550 I wanted to be viewed a certain way. 2010 01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:13,250 I wanted to be held a certain way. 2011 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,043 But I'm not human anymore. 2012 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:22,363 Gutting Blockbuster was cheap thrills, a quick high. 2013 01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,653 - Gut it- - God, disgusting. 2014 01:16:26,715 --> 01:16:27,857 Tell me about it. 2015 01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:30,450 But yeah. 2016 01:16:30,450 --> 01:16:33,150 I'm interested in something more, something different. 2017 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,080 It's the reason we were working with the Camarilla 2018 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:39,270 and now it's the reason that we're not. 2019 01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:40,590 [Brennan] Okay. 2020 01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:42,720 I have the answers that I think I need. 2021 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:46,680 And Vesper said some things about you 2022 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,820 that I think were very insightful. 2023 01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:51,660 Hmm. 2024 01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:54,690 I don't know what your relationships 2025 01:16:54,690 --> 01:16:57,610 to your fellow coterie are, but I think that 2026 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,980 the part of you that was entertaining going to Austin, 2027 01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:02,980 you should know that 2028 01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:08,370 even under a very antagonistic encounter, 2029 01:17:08,370 --> 01:17:11,970 the people around you that I saw as being far away from you, 2030 01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:13,623 unflinchingly had your back. 2031 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:15,750 I wanna make an offer to you. 2032 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,640 It's the last thing I'll ask for like this 2033 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:22,473 before I understand what it is we all want from this. 2034 01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:26,520 I can draw glyphs like this again. 2035 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,610 Do you want me to send you one of these 2036 01:17:29,610 --> 01:17:31,106 and see what it says now? 2037 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,745 No, 'cause I know what I want 2038 01:17:36,210 --> 01:17:38,110 and I don't need you to show it to me. 2039 01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:42,120 Thank you very much, LaVonte. 2040 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,200 Appreciate you taking the time. 2041 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,200 - By the way, Maya, the thing you needed to apologize for 2042 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,270 was not the email. 2043 01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:52,080 Hostile business tactics, that's very much of my world. 2044 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,260 Something I'm very comfortable with. 2045 01:17:54,260 --> 01:17:56,040 The thing you needed to apologize for 2046 01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,840 was trying to come between me and my best friend, HJ. 2047 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,088 And if you do that again, you will need to be scared. 2048 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,733 "Understood." 2049 01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:10,980 You see that she gets up and says, 2050 01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:13,980 "I appreciate knowing where we stand." 2051 01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:16,821 - Of course. - See you at the party. 2052 01:18:16,821 --> 01:18:18,112 (Brennan mimics bike whizzing off) 2053 01:18:18,112 --> 01:18:19,440 (cast laughing) 2054 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,520 They're really taking off. 2055 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,999 The scooters are really doing well. 2056 01:18:21,999 --> 01:18:24,960 - Oh, that's her fixie. That's her little fixie bicycle. 2057 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:29,960 So I believe we move towards the Laurent Horror Festival. 2058 01:18:32,370 --> 01:18:34,890 Let me ask, has Bingo been announced 2059 01:18:34,890 --> 01:18:36,750 as running for office at this point in time? 2060 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,830 Are you waiting until after the festival? 2061 01:18:37,830 --> 01:18:39,540 For traction and inertia, 2062 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:42,120 we don't want anyone to get excited about Bingo 2063 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,440 then distracted by... 2064 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,290 We just have to remind everyone that Bingo is running. 2065 01:18:46,290 --> 01:18:50,250 So I think we've probably agreed on a comms plan 2066 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,789 that starts probably the day after the festival. 2067 01:18:52,789 --> 01:18:54,450 [Emily] Yeah. 2068 01:18:54,450 --> 01:18:56,340 - [Brennan] Incredible. - However, Rebel Purpee 2069 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:58,620 is a sponsor of the festival this year. 2070 01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:01,020 We do want to get the ghosts invited. 2071 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,130 - Oh, that's right. - Yeah, we want the ghosts. 2072 01:19:02,130 --> 01:19:03,330 [Murph] Everyone else we already know. 2073 01:19:03,330 --> 01:19:05,549 - And I need to talk to the leprechaun girl who- 2074 01:19:05,549 --> 01:19:07,367 - We can go through the drive-thru again. 2075 01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:09,900 I also was thinking that 2076 01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:14,900 maybe before this big cosmic magical time, 2077 01:19:16,170 --> 01:19:19,860 or time of magical potence, 2078 01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:22,500 that maybe we should try to figure out 2079 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,973 where the portal in my mouth goes to. 2080 01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:27,750 I think that's smart. 2081 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:30,270 - There's probably only one way to do that, which is 2082 01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:33,270 Darkness Man with a rope tied around his waist? 2083 01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:34,103 Me? 2084 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:35,760 - But I'm also sort of afraid we go in there 2085 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,650 and then Ermine just, boop, pops out. 2086 01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:40,410 - Yeah, we can't- - How does your tummy feel? 2087 01:19:40,410 --> 01:19:42,360 How does my tummy feel? 2088 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,480 - Give me Stamina, Awareness. - [Emily] Okay. 2089 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,490 I'm gonna tell you in a second. 2090 01:19:47,490 --> 01:19:48,950 [Zac] Why can't you tell me yet? 2091 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:52,142 - [Emily] Because I need to roll dice, Zaeth! 2092 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,692 Okay, that's four. 2093 01:19:57,692 --> 01:20:00,660 (curious music) 2094 01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:02,820 - I'm with you, brother. - An entire Snickers bar 2095 01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:05,629 - in your mouth. - How does your tummy feel, 2096 01:20:05,629 --> 01:20:06,720 - is the question. - Hungry! 2097 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,120 Why can't you tell us yet? 2098 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,870 - You feel the same sort of undead power- 2099 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:15,360 You feel a hunger for blood, like you always do, 2100 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,970 but you don't feel oblivion in there. 2101 01:20:17,970 --> 01:20:21,330 You wonder. You don't feel- It's not connected to your body. 2102 01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:23,190 I feel completely normal. 2103 01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:24,963 Thank you for asking. 2104 01:20:24,963 --> 01:20:26,190 Of course. 2105 01:20:26,190 --> 01:20:28,933 So I don't think that they're, like... 2106 01:20:28,933 --> 01:20:31,740 I don't think that it's like, what was her name? 2107 01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:32,573 Ermine. 2108 01:20:32,573 --> 01:20:33,960 I don't think Ermine and the missile 2109 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:36,390 are just orbiting each other inside my stomach. 2110 01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:38,460 - How did you even figure out you could do that. 2111 01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,363 Can I do that? 2112 01:20:40,530 --> 01:20:43,470 - I throw a carrot really hard at your mouth. 2113 01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:44,550 Why do you even 2114 01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:46,139 - have a carrot? - [Lou] HJ. 2115 01:20:46,139 --> 01:20:46,972 Where'd you get that from? 2116 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:48,860 - You can't throw the sharp end of the carrot. 2117 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,924 You gotta throw the blunt end, yeah. 2118 01:20:51,924 --> 01:20:56,426 - I mean I'm- Ow, HJ will you stop! 2119 01:20:56,426 --> 01:20:57,720 - You can't do that! - No, I actually think 2120 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,070 it's a decent line of inquiry. 2121 01:20:59,070 --> 01:21:01,200 We need to all find out because I think that 2122 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,625 the first time it happened I was scared. 2123 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:06,030 - [Siobhan] Yeah. - Do you have a drone? 2124 01:21:06,030 --> 01:21:10,650 - [Siobhan] Oh that's really- - Fly a drone into the mouth! 2125 01:21:10,650 --> 01:21:12,513 - Okay. - Shopping spree! 2126 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,176 I'll just have Tyler ship us one. 2127 01:21:15,176 --> 01:21:17,701 - I have a tiny little PlayStation controller. 2128 01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:22,200 I didn't even know they came that small. 2129 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,640 We'll send a drone into the abyss. 2130 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:24,570 - [Lou] Yeah, exactly. - Great. 2131 01:21:24,570 --> 01:21:26,354 You send a drone into the abyss. 2132 01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:28,260 (Emily groaning) 2133 01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:29,850 It gets swallowed up. 2134 01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:30,750 Great. 2135 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,250 - We're watching. - [Brennan] Yeah. 2136 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,260 Feed cuts immediately. You've lost a drone. 2137 01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:35,497 Okay, now here's the question. 2138 01:21:35,497 --> 01:21:36,597 It was $200. 2139 01:21:36,597 --> 01:21:38,250 I'm gonna do something crazy. 2140 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:40,767 - Took forever to sync the wireless controller to it. 2141 01:21:41,850 --> 01:21:44,100 Bat Child, will you open your mouth? 2142 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,390 Yes. 2143 01:21:45,390 --> 01:21:47,490 I'm gonna put my hand into oblivion 2144 01:21:47,490 --> 01:21:48,810 and then attempt to pull it back out. 2145 01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:50,511 You have no arm. 2146 01:21:50,511 --> 01:21:51,956 (Emily laughing) 2147 01:21:51,956 --> 01:21:53,490 Okay, we need to take it back. 2148 01:21:53,490 --> 01:21:56,701 It'll grow back tomorrow. It's fine. 2149 01:21:56,701 --> 01:21:59,317 I feel like it's not really a mystery. 2150 01:22:00,946 --> 01:22:02,656 I throw a carrot. 2151 01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:03,738 (Emily chomps) 2152 01:22:03,738 --> 01:22:06,059 - You put your arm in? - [Ally] No, just a carrot. 2153 01:22:06,059 --> 01:22:07,859 I turn off the abyss and I eat it. 2154 01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:11,119 Darkness Man, give me your phone. 2155 01:22:12,102 --> 01:22:12,935 No. 2156 01:22:12,935 --> 01:22:14,532 Give me your phone, Darkness Man. 2157 01:22:14,532 --> 01:22:15,907 - Darkness Man, why are you being such a- 2158 01:22:15,907 --> 01:22:17,749 I need my phone. Give me your phone. 2159 01:22:17,749 --> 01:22:18,918 - No! - [Lou] Let's stop. 2160 01:22:18,918 --> 01:22:20,160 - Give him your phone. - There's no point. 2161 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,183 Things that go into the oblivion can't come back now. 2162 01:22:22,183 --> 01:22:24,900 - Take the wireless controller, it's useless now! 2163 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,210 I need an air tag. 2164 01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:28,320 It's... Yeah. 2165 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,530 - You guys, so you have reached out to invite the ghosts. 2166 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:34,183 You've reached out and invited Kelly. 2167 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:36,180 - But I do have to have a moment with Kelly 2168 01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:37,350 before I invite her. 2169 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:38,400 Gotcha, yes. 2170 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,020 You stop. So you're at Sweetie Pie's. 2171 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:42,150 She's dancing, you're in the front. 2172 01:22:42,150 --> 01:22:43,816 And she's like, "What's going on?" 2173 01:22:43,816 --> 01:22:45,471 - [Siobhan] There's something. I need to talk to you, 2174 01:22:45,471 --> 01:22:46,683 - it's really important. - [Brennan] Is it private? 2175 01:22:46,683 --> 01:22:47,845 - [Siobhan] Yes. - She starts to give you 2176 01:22:47,845 --> 01:22:49,830 - a lap dance. - Okay. 2177 01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:50,663 Whisper it. 2178 01:22:52,919 --> 01:22:55,230 - I'm a vampire. - What? 2179 01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:57,120 I've been a vampire this whole time. 2180 01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,100 Actually, I didn't know we were supposed to be at war, 2181 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,510 but I think it's kind of beautiful that- 2182 01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:02,910 - [Brennan] Leprechauns and vampires are arch enemies. 2183 01:23:02,910 --> 01:23:06,667 - [Siobhan] No, but we are not arch enemies. 2184 01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:07,883 - (Brennan gasps) - Oh my god. 2185 01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:09,390 - We can end the war. - It's like that movie. 2186 01:23:09,390 --> 01:23:11,130 Yes, exactly, you got it. 2187 01:23:11,130 --> 01:23:13,470 It's like that movie. Romeo... 2188 01:23:13,470 --> 01:23:15,438 - what is it? - [Zac] The movie? 2189 01:23:16,488 --> 01:23:17,327 - "Romeo Must Die." - Just like that movie, 2190 01:23:17,327 --> 01:23:19,187 "Romeo and Juliet," yes. 2191 01:23:19,187 --> 01:23:21,060 It's like that movie, "Romeo Must Die." 2192 01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,550 - Leonardo DiCaprio. - Yes! 2193 01:23:23,550 --> 01:23:26,343 - Except nice because we're not gonna die at the end. 2194 01:23:27,296 --> 01:23:28,773 - We're not? - No. 2195 01:23:28,773 --> 01:23:30,330 'Cause you're already dead. 2196 01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:31,320 Yes. 2197 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:32,550 All right, listen. 2198 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:33,810 I'm gonna finish up this lap dance 2199 01:23:33,810 --> 01:23:35,340 and then let's talk more outside. 2200 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:36,173 Okay, great. 2201 01:23:36,173 --> 01:23:38,088 - I tip her. - Goes, "$1?" 2202 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:41,751 - I'm continuing. - You see- 2203 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:44,273 - My god, a dollar used to be worth something. 2204 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:47,400 [Brennan] Outside afterwards she says, 2205 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,219 "There's a bunch of other supernatural people in Purpee?" 2206 01:23:50,219 --> 01:23:51,210 There are so many. 2207 01:23:51,210 --> 01:23:52,290 Did you not know this? 2208 01:23:52,290 --> 01:23:53,820 - No. - You've been so focused 2209 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:54,960 on your shoe. 2210 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,400 You gotta get away from the shoe. 2211 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,470 I'm almost done with it! 2212 01:23:58,470 --> 01:24:00,690 - And you've been almost done with it for 300 years. 2213 01:24:00,690 --> 01:24:02,039 What more do you have to do? 2214 01:24:02,039 --> 01:24:03,270 How long can it take to make a shoe? 2215 01:24:03,270 --> 01:24:04,710 I'm bad at the laces. 2216 01:24:04,710 --> 01:24:07,950 - I'll do the laces. - You can't! 2217 01:24:07,950 --> 01:24:09,630 It's forbidden. 2218 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:10,830 By who? 2219 01:24:10,830 --> 01:24:11,663 - [Brennan] I don't- - The same people 2220 01:24:11,663 --> 01:24:13,495 that say that we cannot be lovers. 2221 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,065 - I want you to make the laces for my shoe. 2222 01:24:17,065 --> 01:24:18,336 There we go. 2223 01:24:18,336 --> 01:24:20,070 And I want you to come to the party. 2224 01:24:20,070 --> 01:24:21,089 I'll be there. 2225 01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:21,922 - Done. - Great. 2226 01:24:21,922 --> 01:24:25,170 - I will represent all of the fairy folk at the- 2227 01:24:25,170 --> 01:24:27,933 as the supernatural delegate. 2228 01:24:28,830 --> 01:24:30,270 [Siobhan] Perfect. 2229 01:24:30,270 --> 01:24:31,377 Fantastic. You're beautiful. 2230 01:24:31,377 --> 01:24:33,755 May the road rise up to meet you. 2231 01:24:33,755 --> 01:24:35,700 You got some dirt on your face. 2232 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:38,150 - I sleep in the ground. - Kind of on your neck. 2233 01:24:40,590 --> 01:24:41,877 - [Brennan] She will be there. - Great. 2234 01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:43,500 [Brennan] She will be there, absolutely. 2235 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,360 Bat Child, do you speak to the ghosts 2236 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,230 at the Whittaker mine? 2237 01:24:46,230 --> 01:24:48,678 - Yeah, Darkness Man, will you come with me? 2238 01:24:48,678 --> 01:24:49,953 Yeah, let's do it. 2239 01:24:49,953 --> 01:24:52,200 We can go to the mine or go to the speaker box. 2240 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,960 Is the dude out of the speaker box? 2241 01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:56,220 - No, that was a separate guy who was- 2242 01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,459 [Murph] All right, let's go to the mine. 2243 01:24:57,459 --> 01:24:59,250 Let's go to the mines, yeah. 2244 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:01,560 - [Brennan] You guys go up to the mines and 2245 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,393 - up at the Whittaker- - [Emily] We put on 2246 01:25:02,393 --> 01:25:03,630 night-vision goggles. 2247 01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:05,832 - Put on night-vision goggles. 2248 01:25:05,832 --> 01:25:07,113 (players laughing) 2249 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,599 - [Brennan] Whittaker Mine- 2250 01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,759 I just keep doing tactical rolls. 2251 01:25:11,759 --> 01:25:12,592 Me too. 2252 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,090 Walking down to the mine, 2253 01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:16,350 you get down to the very bottom 2254 01:25:16,350 --> 01:25:20,790 where you just see ice cold, pitch-black water. 2255 01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:24,180 Down, down deep. Under this is the collapse 2256 01:25:24,180 --> 01:25:26,079 where all those miners drowned. 2257 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,050 We learned from HJ that we can climb 2258 01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:29,700 at the bottom of water. 2259 01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:30,684 Yeah. 2260 01:25:30,684 --> 01:25:33,060 I think though we should talk before we get in the water, 2261 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,710 'cause we're not gonna be able to talk under water 2262 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:36,370 'cause water's gonna fill our mouths. 2263 01:25:36,370 --> 01:25:38,190 - Okay, okay. - The spirits are 2264 01:25:38,190 --> 01:25:39,570 gonna be confused. 2265 01:25:39,570 --> 01:25:40,410 - [Emily] Yeah. - So I think 2266 01:25:40,410 --> 01:25:43,410 we should tell them that we want to help them get revenge. 2267 01:25:43,410 --> 01:25:44,730 Okay. 2268 01:25:44,730 --> 01:25:46,425 - Do you wanna do it? - No. 2269 01:25:46,425 --> 01:25:47,340 Do you wanna sing it? 2270 01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:48,232 You have such a 2271 01:25:48,232 --> 01:25:50,250 - beautiful singing voice. - I'm really uncharismatic. 2272 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:51,158 Should I? 2273 01:25:52,288 --> 01:25:53,429 (Emily laughing) 2274 01:25:53,429 --> 01:25:54,581 I think you should sing it. 2275 01:25:54,581 --> 01:25:55,414 Fuck. 2276 01:25:55,414 --> 01:25:57,210 I mean with all the echoes in the cave, 2277 01:25:57,210 --> 01:25:59,626 it's gonna sound incredible. 2278 01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:01,854 It's gonna sound like a hallowed chapel. 2279 01:26:01,854 --> 01:26:02,687 Okay. 2280 01:26:02,687 --> 01:26:04,513 What's a song about revenge? 2281 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,280 - You're asking me, but it needs to come from here. 2282 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,337 Needs to come from the heart? 2283 01:26:09,337 --> 01:26:10,748 Music fills the cave. 2284 01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:12,581 (Emily laughing) 2285 01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:17,467 ♪ Spirits awaken ♪ 2286 01:26:17,467 --> 01:26:22,467 ♪ You've been drowned by the Whittakers ♪ 2287 01:26:25,007 --> 01:26:27,582 ♪ We feel for you ♪ 2288 01:26:30,076 --> 01:26:32,570 - It's a sound bath. It's a sound bath of- 2289 01:26:32,570 --> 01:26:33,920 14 successes. Keep going. 2290 01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:40,102 ♪ We want to help you get revenge ♪ 2291 01:26:40,102 --> 01:26:41,778 ♪ On the Whittakers ♪ 2292 01:26:41,778 --> 01:26:44,196 ♪ We're having a party ♪ 2293 01:26:44,196 --> 01:26:46,963 ♪ And you're invited to the party ♪ 2294 01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,454 22 success, keep going. 2295 01:26:50,367 --> 01:26:52,116 ♪ You were drowned ♪ 2296 01:26:52,116 --> 01:26:55,530 ♪ And that makes me frown ♪ 2297 01:26:55,530 --> 01:26:56,811 Oh, now we're rhyming! 2298 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:01,006 It's also the second time you told them 2299 01:27:01,006 --> 01:27:04,237 - they were drowned! - It's A, B, C, D, E, F, G, F. 2300 01:27:04,237 --> 01:27:07,078 ♪ Come to our party ♪ 2301 01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:09,120 ♪ We'll see you there ♪ 2302 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,923 So close. 29 successes. Almost. 2303 01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:16,242 Almost? 2304 01:27:16,242 --> 01:27:17,567 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 2305 01:27:17,567 --> 01:27:18,400 Needed 32. 2306 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,893 [Brennan] You needed 32, I decided. 2307 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:25,844 Rising from the water, spectral shades 2308 01:27:25,844 --> 01:27:27,269 (ghostly inhale) 2309 01:27:27,269 --> 01:27:28,294 in the front. 2310 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:33,485 "I am Nathaniel Hoggins. 2311 01:27:34,973 --> 01:27:39,973 I spoke to the half-bat child, 2312 01:27:40,110 --> 01:27:44,310 trapped in a box of tin and wire. 2313 01:27:44,310 --> 01:27:48,970 We seek revenge on the Whittaker clan 2314 01:27:49,854 --> 01:27:54,624 who still lives on the wealth 2315 01:27:54,624 --> 01:27:58,500 we found deep in the Earth. 2316 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:03,500 We will not rest until every Whittaker is dead." 2317 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,980 - Can we make an exception for Cal? He's dating my friend. 2318 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,547 Cal's... Ugh. 2319 01:28:09,547 --> 01:28:11,550 - He's too stupid. - There's probably other- 2320 01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:14,280 I think some of the other guys have kids and stuff. 2321 01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:16,359 Could we do, like, 18 plus? 2322 01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:18,024 (players laughing) 2323 01:28:18,024 --> 01:28:19,514 Could we just kill 18 plus? 2324 01:28:19,514 --> 01:28:21,090 - What if we just drained their bank account 2325 01:28:21,090 --> 01:28:23,100 because it's kind of like a financial- 2326 01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,746 Can we give you a list? 2327 01:28:24,746 --> 01:28:26,718 We will review a list. 2328 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:27,618 Review a list. 2329 01:28:27,618 --> 01:28:29,606 We will circle up in the mine. 2330 01:28:30,464 --> 01:28:34,435 ♪ Let's target our revenge at specific people ♪ 2331 01:28:35,460 --> 01:28:38,285 [Brennan] You see they look and say, 2332 01:28:38,285 --> 01:28:43,285 "Any Whittaker that has turned 18 2333 01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:46,876 while rich must die." 2334 01:28:46,876 --> 01:28:48,390 Okay, yeah. 2335 01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,416 - And if any of the others turn 18- 2336 01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:52,623 No, wait. 2337 01:28:52,623 --> 01:28:53,700 - Okay. - We're coming straight- 2338 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:55,050 Let's talk about this more 2339 01:28:55,050 --> 01:28:55,883 - at the party. - Wait, no no no. 2340 01:28:55,883 --> 01:28:57,832 But we're gonna make sure they're not rich. 2341 01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:59,010 We're gonna make sure they're not rich. 2342 01:28:59,010 --> 01:29:00,360 Oh, that's a great point. 2343 01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:01,193 Yeah. 2344 01:29:01,193 --> 01:29:02,430 We'll talk about this more at the party. 2345 01:29:02,430 --> 01:29:03,469 Yeah, but just will you 2346 01:29:03,469 --> 01:29:04,320 - come to the party? - Let's be clear. 2347 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,407 We're killing Cal. 2348 01:29:05,407 --> 01:29:06,273 (Murph laughing) 2349 01:29:06,273 --> 01:29:08,705 - Okay, I really- - I don't like Cal. 2350 01:29:08,705 --> 01:29:10,295 - But Madelaine really likes the way- 2351 01:29:10,295 --> 01:29:11,610 - I don't think Madelaine likes Cal that much. 2352 01:29:11,610 --> 01:29:13,380 - I know she likes the way his blood- 2353 01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:15,540 Madelaine can say it at the party. 2354 01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:16,373 Okay, okay, okay. 2355 01:29:16,373 --> 01:29:17,525 - You're gonna- - I don't know why we're 2356 01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:19,273 - fighting so hard for Cal. - You're gonna, you're gonna- 2357 01:29:19,273 --> 01:29:21,090 I don't feel sorry for Cal either! 2358 01:29:21,090 --> 01:29:23,940 I feel sorry for Madelaine who has a really tasty treat 2359 01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:25,440 that she's trying to keep alive. 2360 01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,804 - I don't think Madelaine likes Cal- 2361 01:29:26,804 --> 01:29:28,841 If you had a favorite afterschool snack 2362 01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:31,230 and someone took it away from you, you'd get salty. 2363 01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:34,139 - Oh, you're right. I forgot about the eating part of it. 2364 01:29:34,139 --> 01:29:35,283 - Yeah. - [Murph] Yeah. 2365 01:29:35,283 --> 01:29:36,257 Okay. 2366 01:29:36,257 --> 01:29:37,260 Again, we're having a party. 2367 01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:38,716 - We're having a party. - [Murph] This is a dialogue. 2368 01:29:38,716 --> 01:29:40,864 We'll go over it at the party. 2369 01:29:40,864 --> 01:29:42,210 Let's go over it at the party. 2370 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:44,153 We will see you at the party. 2371 01:29:44,153 --> 01:29:47,640 - Any requests for the road as we leave, for Darkness Man? 2372 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:52,640 - One acapella verse, one nonverbal scat verse. 2373 01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:57,063 He's an incredible scatter. 2374 01:29:58,066 --> 01:29:59,174 Okay. 2375 01:30:02,235 --> 01:30:04,410 ♪ We'll keep the dialogue ♪ 2376 01:30:04,410 --> 01:30:07,263 Do scatting only, no real words. 2377 01:30:08,190 --> 01:30:10,270 - Wait, you said you wanted a person- 2378 01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:11,105 Okay. 2379 01:30:11,105 --> 01:30:14,250 ♪ Do do do do do ♪ 2380 01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:15,707 He only does do's. 2381 01:30:15,707 --> 01:30:17,108 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 2382 01:30:17,108 --> 01:30:19,309 ♪ Do do do do, do do ♪ 2383 01:30:19,309 --> 01:30:20,643 (ghostly inhale) (wind rushing) 2384 01:30:20,643 --> 01:30:22,166 They return to the water. 2385 01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,553 I think they loved it. 2386 01:30:24,477 --> 01:30:25,317 Okay. 2387 01:30:25,317 --> 01:30:26,963 We're gonna have to make a list of Whittakers 2388 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:27,988 'cause they were mad. 2389 01:30:27,988 --> 01:30:29,820 And also the quicker we bankrupt them, 2390 01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:31,500 the better for the younger Whittakers. 2391 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:32,333 That's great. 2392 01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:36,780 [Brennan] You guys arrive at the 2393 01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:41,280 Laurent Horror Festival solstice party, kicking off. 2394 01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:43,170 It's June 21st. 2395 01:30:43,170 --> 01:30:48,120 Estelle is here. She has come in costume 2396 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:53,120 as one of her vampiric protagonists from her many novels. 2397 01:30:53,130 --> 01:30:54,570 A bunch of other folks here. 2398 01:30:54,570 --> 01:30:56,940 People from her publishing, people from Purpee. 2399 01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:58,950 Patty Babcock is here 2400 01:30:58,950 --> 01:31:02,130 along with some people from Outer Ridge. 2401 01:31:02,130 --> 01:31:06,240 You see that Cody has rolled up with his friends, 2402 01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:07,650 Warren and BK, 2403 01:31:07,650 --> 01:31:11,040 who you mentioned were artisan carpenters. 2404 01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:13,380 As you wake up that night, Madelaine, 2405 01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:17,047 you get a text from Emma Lynn Douglas saying, 2406 01:31:17,047 --> 01:31:22,047 "Just got word. You're invited if you want, with a plus one, 2407 01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:26,855 to stop by our 4th of July party that we're having tonight." 2408 01:31:26,855 --> 01:31:28,680 Oh, that's amazing. 2409 01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:30,360 I already have something during the day, 2410 01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:32,520 but maybe at night I will pop over. 2411 01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,320 - She says, "It'll be starting in the afternoon, 2412 01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,050 but we will definitely be going into the night." 2413 01:31:37,050 --> 01:31:40,620 - Wait, is this the Douglas's July 4th party or 2414 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,453 the Laurent July 4th party? 2415 01:31:42,453 --> 01:31:45,570 - It is a different party happening on the same night. 2416 01:31:45,570 --> 01:31:49,102 - Is it like counter-programming harvest festival vibes? 2417 01:31:49,102 --> 01:31:50,640 Where it's like, "We don't do Halloween, 2418 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,330 we do Christian Halloween." 2419 01:31:52,330 --> 01:31:53,760 Or is it because 2420 01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,130 we have all the supernatural people in one place. 2421 01:31:56,130 --> 01:31:59,850 Are they planning something in the event... 2422 01:31:59,850 --> 01:32:02,460 - That maybe we should go and do some undercover? 2423 01:32:02,460 --> 01:32:05,070 - It's literally the same night as the party? 2424 01:32:05,070 --> 01:32:06,450 - [Brennan] It is the same night as the party. 2425 01:32:06,450 --> 01:32:08,460 Also, it is June 21st. 2426 01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:10,470 - So you get this- - So why is she having 2427 01:32:10,470 --> 01:32:12,720 a July 4th party on June 21st? 2428 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,430 Yeah, wow. That's tough. 2429 01:32:14,430 --> 01:32:17,100 Because it's Independence Day. 2430 01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:18,390 - Who is it Independence Day- 2431 01:32:18,390 --> 01:32:20,310 But it's a solstice party. 2432 01:32:20,310 --> 01:32:23,275 That is maybe the Douglases doing some weird- 2433 01:32:23,275 --> 01:32:27,150 - Oh, this has to be the pinnacle of J of the P's power 2434 01:32:27,150 --> 01:32:28,760 before it declines. 2435 01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:29,713 Fuck. 2436 01:32:29,713 --> 01:32:32,400 - Also the ghosts are super pissed. They wanna eat Cal. 2437 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,671 - Yeah. - They can't eat Cal. 2438 01:32:34,671 --> 01:32:35,910 - I eat Cal. - I told them that. 2439 01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:37,740 - I told them that. - Tell them that I eat Cal. 2440 01:32:37,740 --> 01:32:39,630 - They seem... I think that you're gonna be able 2441 01:32:39,630 --> 01:32:41,250 - to convince them. - They're pretty reasonable. 2442 01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,600 I mean if you sing them another song, 2443 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,400 - I'm sure they'll acquiesce. - I could. 2444 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,233 You sang them a song? 2445 01:32:45,233 --> 01:32:46,339 I guess I could. 2446 01:32:46,339 --> 01:32:47,478 - It was beautiful- - Can you sing 2447 01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:48,580 at the party, dude? 2448 01:32:48,580 --> 01:32:50,021 Oh, he's gotta sing at the party. 2449 01:32:50,021 --> 01:32:52,020 - Once we settle an agreement with everyone, 2450 01:32:52,020 --> 01:32:53,313 please sing at the party. 2451 01:32:55,436 --> 01:32:56,850 I'll figure it out. 2452 01:32:56,850 --> 01:32:57,900 My kind of thought is to like, 2453 01:32:57,900 --> 01:33:00,180 what if we downgrade some people, like the people that- 2454 01:33:00,180 --> 01:33:02,940 'Cause, you know, if they just kill everyone 2455 01:33:02,940 --> 01:33:04,920 who's not a kid, then no one will be able 2456 01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:06,060 to raise the kids and stuff. 2457 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:08,550 So maybe we just scare some of the people 2458 01:33:08,550 --> 01:33:09,840 and they eat the other people. 2459 01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:13,470 - Why don't- Actual Whittakers, they die, but the spouses, 2460 01:33:13,470 --> 01:33:14,370 they stay alive. 2461 01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:16,620 We do eat, eat, scare. 2462 01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,990 Eat, scare, love. 2463 01:33:18,990 --> 01:33:21,147 - But what about, um- - Eat, scare, love. 2464 01:33:21,147 --> 01:33:22,140 What about Cal though? 2465 01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:23,940 - 'Cause he's an actual- - Well obviously we cannot- 2466 01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:24,773 We can scare, we scare him. 2467 01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:26,160 - Yes, we scare Cal. - He's on the scare list. 2468 01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:26,993 That's fine. 2469 01:33:26,993 --> 01:33:30,090 Will he taste bad once we bankrupt him? 2470 01:33:30,090 --> 01:33:31,110 I don't know. 2471 01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:33,300 That's actually a really good question because- 2472 01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,663 - 'Cause then you might be fine to part with him. 2473 01:33:34,663 --> 01:33:37,680 - You know, my dietary thing is I have to have somebody 2474 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:41,430 from the aristocracy, but in America that just means rich. 2475 01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:43,140 So if he's not rich- 2476 01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:44,010 You might not even want him. 2477 01:33:44,010 --> 01:33:45,570 Maybe I just, I don't care. 2478 01:33:45,570 --> 01:33:47,397 - Yeah. - We'll figure it out. 2479 01:33:47,397 --> 01:33:48,720 [Brennan] HJ, at this exact same time, 2480 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:51,090 we're talking about the plus one and getting this invite, 2481 01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:53,010 you see Emma Lynn also follows up with you, Madelaine, 2482 01:33:53,010 --> 01:33:55,685 being like, this is the biggest shindig. 2483 01:33:55,685 --> 01:33:57,690 Like, a bunch of our family from West Virginia is coming. 2484 01:33:57,690 --> 01:33:59,498 It's gonna be a huge shindig. 2485 01:34:00,399 --> 01:34:02,910 "Oh, amazing, I love West Virginia." 2486 01:34:02,910 --> 01:34:06,627 Okay, so it's a white supremacy party in the woods. 2487 01:34:06,627 --> 01:34:07,793 - Okay. - If we went there, 2488 01:34:07,793 --> 01:34:09,570 would we just be murdering everyone? 2489 01:34:09,570 --> 01:34:12,330 - Last time I went there, they shot me with a sniper rifle. 2490 01:34:12,330 --> 01:34:14,940 My feeling is they want to murder. 2491 01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:16,800 Is this, is this the moment? 2492 01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:17,940 - What if we just- 2493 01:34:17,940 --> 01:34:18,960 - Bring everyone together? - ...just get the 2494 01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:20,151 whole crew together, and then- 2495 01:34:20,151 --> 01:34:21,168 And then we go over there. 2496 01:34:21,168 --> 01:34:22,442 - So we start- - Exactly, bang bang! 2497 01:34:22,442 --> 01:34:23,990 - ...our party before, no but they're starting their party 2498 01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:25,860 - in the afternoon. - But that's fine. 2499 01:34:25,860 --> 01:34:27,360 We can still just go over. 2500 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:29,100 We should fly a little drone over 2501 01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:31,290 and see what's going on over there. 2502 01:34:31,290 --> 01:34:32,975 Do you have 200 bucks? 2503 01:34:32,975 --> 01:34:34,020 Guys, I can't tell you 2504 01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:36,311 how long it takes to sync the wireless controller. 2505 01:34:36,311 --> 01:34:37,762 Okay? 2506 01:34:37,762 --> 01:34:39,060 I feel like no one's considering 2507 01:34:39,060 --> 01:34:40,980 how much time I spent syncing the wireless controller. 2508 01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:42,840 Can I try to spit up the drone? 2509 01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:43,673 Sure. 2510 01:34:43,673 --> 01:34:45,930 - What if the missile comes? - What if she comes out? 2511 01:34:45,930 --> 01:34:48,026 Stop it. No, no! 2512 01:34:48,026 --> 01:34:51,047 (Emily retching) 2513 01:34:51,047 --> 01:34:55,500 - Great. Go ahead and give me Oblivion, Stamina. 2514 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,030 - Please. - [Ally] Oh my god. 2515 01:34:57,030 --> 01:34:59,100 - Please don't. - Please don't. 2516 01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:01,100 - [Zac] Don't do it. - She's gonna be so mad. 2517 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,710 We haven't even had the meeting yet. 2518 01:35:04,710 --> 01:35:08,010 - Okay, I'm going to preemptively Blood Surge. 2519 01:35:08,010 --> 01:35:08,940 [Brennan] Okay, great. 2520 01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,560 I'm in a leg press position, 2521 01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:13,011 ready to kick her directly back up. 2522 01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:15,121 Just truly cocked. 2523 01:35:16,890 --> 01:35:18,420 Oh wow, that's really good. 2524 01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:20,553 I'm gonna re-roll these two. 2525 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:26,185 One, two, three, four, five, six. 2526 01:35:26,185 --> 01:35:28,710 - A little drone pops out. - [Siobhan] Okay. 2527 01:35:28,710 --> 01:35:30,078 Wow, okay. 2528 01:35:30,078 --> 01:35:31,808 Is it wet? It's dry! 2529 01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,263 It's bone dry! 2530 01:35:35,190 --> 01:35:36,210 All right, so we got our plan. 2531 01:35:36,210 --> 01:35:37,530 We're going bang bang. 2532 01:35:37,530 --> 01:35:39,540 We get everyone together at the lumbermill. 2533 01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:44,210 Then, after a quick drone scout, we all rush the Douglases. 2534 01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:45,660 Madelaine's plus one is a drone. 2535 01:35:45,660 --> 01:35:46,833 We got it figured out. 2536 01:35:48,032 --> 01:35:49,530 - No, I don't wanna go in there with just a drone. 2537 01:35:49,530 --> 01:35:50,790 Are you crazy, I'm gonna die. 2538 01:35:50,790 --> 01:35:53,280 I don't have any fighting ability whatsoever. 2539 01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,124 All I do is have sex with people. 2540 01:35:55,124 --> 01:35:56,809 - That's all I can do. - We'll roll in hot. 2541 01:35:56,809 --> 01:35:58,380 We'll send the ghosts ahead. 2542 01:35:58,380 --> 01:36:00,510 I'm taping a knife to the drone. 2543 01:36:00,510 --> 01:36:03,540 - We got you. - It's really unsafe for me. 2544 01:36:03,540 --> 01:36:05,760 This really feels like I'm gonna die. 2545 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:06,860 - I think it's a bad idea. - That's a carrot. 2546 01:36:06,860 --> 01:36:07,923 Oh shit! 2547 01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:10,890 We can shadow you. 2548 01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,750 Me and Darkness Man are good with protection. 2549 01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,830 I'll stealth behind. 2550 01:36:13,830 --> 01:36:14,995 Yeah, we'll stealth behind. 2551 01:36:14,995 --> 01:36:17,870 - God, I'm so nervous about the big speech I have to give. 2552 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:19,830 - As prince? - [Siobhan] As prince. 2553 01:36:19,830 --> 01:36:21,117 As prince. 2554 01:36:21,117 --> 01:36:23,760 - [Brennan] HJ, you get some notifications, by the way, 2555 01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:26,130 on your computer as you wake up. 2556 01:36:26,130 --> 01:36:26,963 Okay. 2557 01:36:26,963 --> 01:36:29,190 - This is all coming after sort of the business day. 2558 01:36:29,190 --> 01:36:31,350 You're waking at night to this. 2559 01:36:31,350 --> 01:36:36,350 I'm going to need Intelligence plus Politics roll from you. 2560 01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:39,150 Okay, I have Leadership. 2561 01:36:39,150 --> 01:36:40,560 - Would that be? - No, it'll be Politics. 2562 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:42,453 Okay, Blood Surge. 2563 01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:45,510 Is it okay if Sister Agnes Shaw 2564 01:36:45,510 --> 01:36:47,022 comes to the party tonight? 2565 01:36:48,588 --> 01:36:50,765 - What's more supernatural than the Catholic church? 2566 01:36:50,765 --> 01:36:52,031 Of course. 2567 01:36:52,031 --> 01:36:53,129 The Holy Ghost. 2568 01:36:53,129 --> 01:36:54,236 Oh, we gotta invite Danderhoof, too. 2569 01:36:54,236 --> 01:36:55,565 - She's my plus one. - Yeah. 2570 01:36:55,565 --> 01:36:56,885 - [Siobhan] For sure. - I didn't wanna take up 2571 01:36:56,885 --> 01:36:57,871 the time, but I do invite Herb. 2572 01:36:57,871 --> 01:36:58,704 Six. 2573 01:36:58,704 --> 01:36:59,820 But we gotta tell her off the record. 2574 01:36:59,820 --> 01:37:00,653 - [Brennan] Huh? - Six. 2575 01:37:00,653 --> 01:37:03,960 As of today, five different doors 2576 01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:07,650 of Wingstreet and Worthy assets have been taken by the FBI. 2577 01:37:07,650 --> 01:37:10,530 There are search warrants and government actions 2578 01:37:10,530 --> 01:37:11,980 against some of them. 2579 01:37:11,980 --> 01:37:13,800 There have been multiple SEC filings 2580 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,663 against various ones of them. 2581 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:19,500 Massive short positions have been taken up 2582 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,740 against some of your most lucrative holdings. 2583 01:37:22,740 --> 01:37:25,860 As you begin to investigate further and call on contacts, 2584 01:37:25,860 --> 01:37:30,860 essentially, a massive coordinated attack 2585 01:37:30,870 --> 01:37:32,343 against your assets. 2586 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:38,360 Essentially with six successes, nothing is immediately gone. 2587 01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:42,270 However, I would say a majority of your assets 2588 01:37:42,270 --> 01:37:43,440 have been frozen. 2589 01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:45,810 - Except for what we put in the credit union, maybe. 2590 01:37:45,810 --> 01:37:48,720 - [Brennan] With six successes, as you investigate, 2591 01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:51,000 the credit union is completely untouched, 2592 01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,620 and you have no idea why. 2593 01:37:52,620 --> 01:37:55,236 I beeline obviously for LaVonte. 2594 01:37:55,236 --> 01:37:56,790 Interesting. 2595 01:37:56,790 --> 01:38:00,960 Can I look into who is taking on short positions against us? 2596 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:05,960 - All connected to venture capital firms and private equity. 2597 01:38:06,330 --> 01:38:08,850 All completely obfuscated and very shady. 2598 01:38:08,850 --> 01:38:12,150 However, every one of these companies has either a CEO 2599 01:38:12,150 --> 01:38:16,170 or a CFO that you know has personal phone numbers 2600 01:38:16,170 --> 01:38:18,970 and is on group chats with people that work at Beholdr. 2601 01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,173 I don't think Beholdr is happy with us. 2602 01:38:24,132 --> 01:38:25,470 - I think you're right though, if we wanna get rid of 2603 01:38:25,470 --> 01:38:28,170 David Otherman, we have to find the chip and crush it. 2604 01:38:29,670 --> 01:38:31,423 He's everywhere now. 2605 01:38:31,423 --> 01:38:35,280 I mean, this is pretty big. 2606 01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:36,810 - Really big. - Pretty big. 2607 01:38:36,810 --> 01:38:38,280 Takes a lot of energy. 2608 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:39,750 But I feel like we've got... 2609 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:42,360 we've got our marching orders for tonight. 2610 01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:43,193 - Yes. - [Lou] And we can 2611 01:38:43,193 --> 01:38:44,026 pick this up tomorrow. 2612 01:38:44,026 --> 01:38:44,859 - Yes. - Easily. 2613 01:38:44,859 --> 01:38:45,692 Yes. 2614 01:38:45,692 --> 01:38:48,480 - I'm sure Tyler's carrying 40 thrones into the lumbermill. 2615 01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:51,000 But maybe we'll just give him a list of marching orders 2616 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,320 to try and knock out. 2617 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,580 Call some contacts in Shanghai, 2618 01:38:53,580 --> 01:38:54,413 - see if we can- - Let's get our 2619 01:38:54,413 --> 01:38:55,350 - lawyers on. - Yeah, exactly. 2620 01:38:55,350 --> 01:38:58,980 Flip some stuff overnight while New York's asleep. 2621 01:38:58,980 --> 01:39:03,810 - We should do that thing, that idea that Bat Child had, 2622 01:39:03,810 --> 01:39:05,280 where we short Beholdr. 2623 01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:06,570 Yeah, Zaeth... 2624 01:39:06,570 --> 01:39:07,786 I think Zaeth came up with that. 2625 01:39:07,786 --> 01:39:09,395 I think Bat Child said it perfectly. 2626 01:39:09,395 --> 01:39:11,486 (players laughing) 2627 01:39:11,486 --> 01:39:13,560 - Whoever said it. - She's so intelligent. 2628 01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,396 Have you noticed this? 2629 01:39:15,396 --> 01:39:17,612 I mean, not that I didn't expect her to be, but- 2630 01:39:17,612 --> 01:39:18,837 - [Lou] No, Vesper's- - But I just, 2631 01:39:18,837 --> 01:39:21,630 some people have a business savvy in their sweat. 2632 01:39:21,630 --> 01:39:23,250 - Yeah, Vesper's- - Zaeth is so mad 2633 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:25,433 he can't finish working on his speech. 2634 01:39:27,739 --> 01:39:30,810 - We would like to put in a big short on Beholdr. 2635 01:39:30,810 --> 01:39:31,643 Moving forward from here, 2636 01:39:31,643 --> 01:39:33,240 you guys go to the lumbermill. 2637 01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:34,470 You guys set the scene for me. 2638 01:39:34,470 --> 01:39:36,300 What's going on at the lumbermill? 2639 01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:40,560 40 thrones all along either side, 2640 01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:42,690 each with a different person's name- 2641 01:39:42,690 --> 01:39:45,390 - Yes. - in kind of gilded lettering. 2642 01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:49,232 - Lot of candelabra, like really ornate, beautiful. 2643 01:39:49,232 --> 01:39:51,060 Those ones that last for a full year. 2644 01:39:51,060 --> 01:39:53,940 There's a lot of green. 2645 01:39:53,940 --> 01:39:55,980 There's a lot of hanging plants 2646 01:39:55,980 --> 01:39:58,470 kind of making the space feel a little bit more cozy. 2647 01:39:58,470 --> 01:40:00,570 But very, like, verdant. 2648 01:40:00,570 --> 01:40:02,730 - We've called in a second Wagyu shooter's truck 2649 01:40:02,730 --> 01:40:04,772 just to handle the, you know, oversized. 2650 01:40:04,772 --> 01:40:08,067 - There's a Wagyu luge. - There's a Wagyu luge! 2651 01:40:08,067 --> 01:40:12,161 - And the saws are set up so that sparks come off of them 2652 01:40:12,161 --> 01:40:14,520 - at various points. - Yes. I, in my pocket, 2653 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:18,810 have a very expensive pen in a case. 2654 01:40:18,810 --> 01:40:20,883 And I go over to Bat Child and I say: 2655 01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:24,036 This is a gift from me and LaVonte. 2656 01:40:24,036 --> 01:40:25,252 Thank you so much. 2657 01:40:25,252 --> 01:40:27,780 I am working on an independent study. 2658 01:40:27,780 --> 01:40:29,446 What did I possibly do to deserve this? 2659 01:40:29,446 --> 01:40:32,280 You just had an amazing business acumen 2660 01:40:32,280 --> 01:40:35,340 and we just wanna really support that. 2661 01:40:35,340 --> 01:40:37,860 I consider most of my ideas to be 2662 01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:40,290 not necessarily financially motivated. 2663 01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:41,370 What did I say? 2664 01:40:41,370 --> 01:40:43,530 Just the big Beholdr short. 2665 01:40:43,530 --> 01:40:44,400 You know what you did. 2666 01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:45,816 And I moonwalk away. 2667 01:40:46,808 --> 01:40:48,579 - That was Zaeth! That was Zaeth! That was Zaeth! 2668 01:40:48,579 --> 01:40:50,100 Can I have what's ever in that box? 2669 01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:51,208 - Yes. - Thank you. 2670 01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:52,858 (players laughing) 2671 01:40:52,858 --> 01:40:54,697 - I'm sorry. - It's a cigar. 2672 01:40:55,770 --> 01:40:57,083 It's a cigar that 2673 01:40:57,083 --> 01:40:58,050 - looks like a pen. - The pen is inside the cigar, 2674 01:40:58,050 --> 01:40:59,190 you gotta peel it out. 2675 01:40:59,190 --> 01:41:00,810 - [Brennan] The lumbermill is- - Gross! 2676 01:41:00,810 --> 01:41:02,378 ...absolutely festooned with 2677 01:41:02,378 --> 01:41:04,036 these great haunted decorations. 2678 01:41:04,036 --> 01:41:06,540 Welcome to the Laurent Horror Festival. 2679 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,575 Thrones everywhere. 2680 01:41:07,575 --> 01:41:12,575 This decadent sort of rich, dark, velvety 2681 01:41:14,363 --> 01:41:16,590 den in this vast lumbermill. 2682 01:41:16,590 --> 01:41:19,410 So you see that- Estelle comes in. 2683 01:41:19,410 --> 01:41:21,600 Madelaine, as you walk in, Estelle walks up to you and says, 2684 01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:23,550 "Madelaine, my darling, 2685 01:41:23,550 --> 01:41:27,227 we've never had a more beautiful start to the festival." 2686 01:41:27,227 --> 01:41:28,680 (greeting kisses) 2687 01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,060 And as you guys look around, 2688 01:41:30,060 --> 01:41:31,950 you see movers and shakers, and people from- 2689 01:41:31,950 --> 01:41:34,110 There's people from all over the world 2690 01:41:34,110 --> 01:41:36,180 from different publishing, entertainment, 2691 01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:38,940 culture setters, and Madelaine, you look around. 2692 01:41:38,940 --> 01:41:41,247 It's happening. There's all these people here. 2693 01:41:41,247 --> 01:41:45,120 You have this little vein to tap into 2694 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:48,090 in the larger cultural forces within the world. 2695 01:41:48,090 --> 01:41:50,490 Well, I think we definitely have a spot 2696 01:41:50,490 --> 01:41:54,300 that we have constructed that has a perfect view of it all. 2697 01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:55,740 Kind of like in the old place. 2698 01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,580 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Everyone give me 2699 01:41:56,580 --> 01:42:01,380 Wits, Awareness, and we'll go through everyone who's here. 2700 01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:04,140 And if you guys are looking for anyone in particular. 2701 01:42:04,140 --> 01:42:05,580 We're out of our downtime, right? 2702 01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:07,230 [Brennan] Out of downtime, yes. 2703 01:42:07,230 --> 01:42:09,210 We are in real time right now. 2704 01:42:09,210 --> 01:42:11,520 - Only one success. - Two successes. 2705 01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:13,860 - I'm just really getting into it with Sister Agnes Shaw 2706 01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:14,940 in the VIP area. 2707 01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:16,770 I got four successes. 2708 01:42:16,770 --> 01:42:17,900 Me and this nun. 2709 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,480 Five successes. 2710 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:23,689 Just two from HJ. 2711 01:42:23,689 --> 01:42:24,960 I just got two as well. 2712 01:42:24,960 --> 01:42:26,800 We got five and four over here? 2713 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:27,943 - [Siobhan] Yeah. - Is there anything 2714 01:42:27,943 --> 01:42:29,755 you're looking for in particular? 2715 01:42:29,755 --> 01:42:31,950 What is happening in this moment? 2716 01:42:31,950 --> 01:42:34,380 - You guys are up, viewing the lumbermill, seeing the party. 2717 01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:37,207 Estelle's here, tons of mortals here. 2718 01:42:37,207 --> 01:42:38,040 With two successes, 2719 01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:41,297 everyone sees Cody is here with Warren and BK, 2720 01:42:41,297 --> 01:42:42,660 it looks like a few other werewolves 2721 01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:47,660 that all look very sporty, crunchy, climber bro 2722 01:42:47,730 --> 01:42:50,010 kind of werewolves. 2723 01:42:50,010 --> 01:42:53,910 Maya is here, and Maya walks straight up actually 2724 01:42:53,910 --> 01:42:55,241 to you, LaVonte. 2725 01:42:55,241 --> 01:42:57,183 - Hmm. - And says, "Heads up." 2726 01:42:58,148 --> 01:43:01,080 And you see that she takes a phone out 2727 01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:03,720 that is not the phone you've seen her use before. 2728 01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,820 This one seems to be like, 2729 01:43:05,820 --> 01:43:08,490 has a weird wooden case on it. 2730 01:43:08,490 --> 01:43:10,920 And she opens an app that doesn't appear 2731 01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:14,760 to be anything from a Google or Apple phone. 2732 01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:18,810 And a glowing glyph appears on the screen. 2733 01:43:18,810 --> 01:43:20,190 "Mages, 2734 01:43:20,190 --> 01:43:22,980 I don't know who, are coming after the credit union." 2735 01:43:22,980 --> 01:43:24,450 (Ally gasps) 2736 01:43:24,450 --> 01:43:25,283 That's interesting. 2737 01:43:25,283 --> 01:43:28,290 But there's been a kind of full frontal assault- 2738 01:43:28,290 --> 01:43:29,730 By the way, this is Sister Agnes Shaw. 2739 01:43:29,730 --> 01:43:31,330 Sister Agnes Shaw, this is Maya. 2740 01:43:32,430 --> 01:43:36,420 There's been a full frontal assault on our business holdings 2741 01:43:36,420 --> 01:43:37,290 elsewhere in the world. 2742 01:43:37,290 --> 01:43:40,650 So somebody is clearly trying to get to us. 2743 01:43:40,650 --> 01:43:41,760 "Okay. 2744 01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:44,100 The wards are holding right now." 2745 01:43:44,100 --> 01:43:44,940 See Sister Agnes goes, 2746 01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:45,773 "What?" 2747 01:43:45,773 --> 01:43:47,527 And you see Maya says, "Nothing, Sister. 2748 01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,610 It's holding for the moment." 2749 01:43:50,610 --> 01:43:51,663 Okay, understood. 2750 01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:55,620 - Each got to bring a plus one to the supernatural section 2751 01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:57,990 and you brought Sister Shaw. 2752 01:43:57,990 --> 01:44:00,150 I don't know how mages are organized 2753 01:44:00,150 --> 01:44:02,730 or if you have a whole society or something like that. 2754 01:44:02,730 --> 01:44:06,090 Do you recognize the glyphs or any of the information 2755 01:44:06,090 --> 01:44:08,940 you're getting, based on the magic that you're fighting off? 2756 01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:12,510 - In the parts of this weird world that I walk in, 2757 01:44:12,510 --> 01:44:14,703 there is a force. 2758 01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:19,290 It's like our Camarilla 2759 01:44:19,290 --> 01:44:22,020 because of how powerful it is, 2760 01:44:22,020 --> 01:44:27,020 except that we aren't members of it, we are victims of it. 2761 01:44:27,210 --> 01:44:29,490 And it's called the Technocracy. 2762 01:44:29,490 --> 01:44:32,550 I think this is them and I think it's a fraction of them. 2763 01:44:32,550 --> 01:44:33,510 Understood. 2764 01:44:33,510 --> 01:44:36,990 Well, we actually have another... 2765 01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:40,320 We're spinning a lot of plates right now. 2766 01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:41,520 Understood. 2767 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,960 Understood. 2768 01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:46,086 I squeeze Sister Agnes Shaw's thigh. 2769 01:44:46,086 --> 01:44:48,150 It's all gonna be okay, baby. 2770 01:44:48,150 --> 01:44:49,980 It's all gonna be okay. 2771 01:44:49,980 --> 01:44:51,941 Don't you worry about a thing, all right? 2772 01:44:51,941 --> 01:44:54,510 (players laughing) 2773 01:44:54,510 --> 01:44:55,470 She's like that partner 2774 01:44:55,470 --> 01:44:57,441 at the Christmas party that's like- 2775 01:44:57,441 --> 01:44:59,149 (Lou cackling) 2776 01:44:59,149 --> 01:45:00,503 So these are the people you work with? 2777 01:45:00,503 --> 01:45:03,563 - (Lou laughing) - Mages, the Technocracy? 2778 01:45:03,563 --> 01:45:06,081 You've learned, like, 16 names already. 2779 01:45:06,923 --> 01:45:08,820 - You can really tell who the good people are 2780 01:45:08,820 --> 01:45:11,164 by how much they engage with you. 2781 01:45:11,164 --> 01:45:13,230 You see, Kelly is here. 2782 01:45:13,230 --> 01:45:15,210 Elsewhere, Bat Child, 2783 01:45:15,210 --> 01:45:19,560 you can detect a spiritual presence, ghostly, nearby. 2784 01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,090 What about Herbert Melvin? 2785 01:45:21,090 --> 01:45:22,860 I would've wanted to have invited him 2786 01:45:22,860 --> 01:45:24,563 though I didn't broach 2787 01:45:24,563 --> 01:45:26,340 - any of that. - I think you see 2788 01:45:26,340 --> 01:45:30,543 Herbert Melvin has come with some go-karts. 2789 01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:35,250 He's arrived with some other Templers for a costume party. 2790 01:45:35,250 --> 01:45:36,270 They had to go get costumes 2791 01:45:36,270 --> 01:45:38,220 that were just in the basement of the thing. 2792 01:45:38,220 --> 01:45:39,690 He's dressed like Uncle Sam, 2793 01:45:39,690 --> 01:45:41,280 and he's got some wobbly stilts 2794 01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:43,167 that he's walking on and goes, 2795 01:45:43,167 --> 01:45:45,420 "Oh, oh boy. This doesn't feel too safe. 2796 01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:47,430 I better... I gotta get out of these things." 2797 01:45:47,430 --> 01:45:49,560 Yeah, Uncle Sam doesn't need to be tall. 2798 01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:50,393 What's that? 2799 01:45:50,393 --> 01:45:52,348 Uncle Sam doesn't need to be tall. 2800 01:45:52,348 --> 01:45:54,330 Vesper, what, you're talking crazy. 2801 01:45:54,330 --> 01:45:56,227 He's the tallest of us all. 2802 01:45:56,227 --> 01:45:58,104 Oh. 2803 01:45:58,104 --> 01:45:59,135 Yeah, okay. 2804 01:45:59,135 --> 01:46:00,493 Yeah, stilts. 2805 01:46:00,493 --> 01:46:02,010 Bigfoot's even taller. 2806 01:46:02,010 --> 01:46:04,606 - I wink. - He goes, "Ha ha! 2807 01:46:05,453 --> 01:46:06,360 Who are you?" 2808 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,223 (Murph laughs) 2809 01:46:08,223 --> 01:46:09,056 My name's Mitch, 2810 01:46:09,056 --> 01:46:09,889 - how you doing? - This is my best friend. 2811 01:46:09,889 --> 01:46:11,010 Mitch, nice to meet you, kid. 2812 01:46:11,010 --> 01:46:12,930 I love that. I love that joke. 2813 01:46:12,930 --> 01:46:15,000 There's a guy with a crazy bigfoot costume 2814 01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,660 out by the Wagyu shooter truck. 2815 01:46:16,660 --> 01:46:18,300 - Whoa! - Yeah! 2816 01:46:18,300 --> 01:46:20,250 There's a lot of really cool costumes here. 2817 01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:21,750 A lot of really cool costumes. 2818 01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:22,920 [Brennan] On these high successes, 2819 01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:23,790 looking out through the windows, 2820 01:46:23,790 --> 01:46:27,690 you look out and see at the Wagyu shooter truck is Bigfoot, 2821 01:46:27,690 --> 01:46:29,160 a bazooka on his back. 2822 01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:30,320 (players laughing) (Emily gasps) 2823 01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:32,580 - [Emily] He's back. - [Brennan] And by his- 2824 01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:35,160 You see he's speaking to Estelle Laurent. 2825 01:46:35,160 --> 01:46:37,110 They're sort of speaking quietly. 2826 01:46:37,110 --> 01:46:40,320 There is also, taking up pretty much the entirety 2827 01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:42,974 of the parking lot, where the old tree was, is- 2828 01:46:42,974 --> 01:46:44,640 Do you guys know what a plesiosaur is? 2829 01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:45,862 - Yes. - Yeah, the dinosaur. 2830 01:46:45,862 --> 01:46:47,460 (Brennan laughing) 2831 01:46:47,460 --> 01:46:49,620 - [Brennan] A massive aquatic dinosaur- 2832 01:46:49,620 --> 01:46:50,520 - Great! - ...is taking up 2833 01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:52,410 pretty much the whole parking lot. 2834 01:46:52,410 --> 01:46:54,326 - Sister, you ever seen one of those before? 2835 01:46:54,326 --> 01:46:56,063 - Sick costume. - Animatronic. 2836 01:46:56,063 --> 01:46:58,350 I think the devil killed me. 2837 01:46:58,350 --> 01:46:59,850 What? 2838 01:46:59,850 --> 01:47:00,780 Baby baby, no. 2839 01:47:00,780 --> 01:47:03,643 Baby, no. Baby, no. 2840 01:47:03,643 --> 01:47:05,782 LaVonte is so sprung. 2841 01:47:05,782 --> 01:47:09,510 I'm so happy for him. 2842 01:47:09,510 --> 01:47:10,343 He still hasn't introduced us. 2843 01:47:10,343 --> 01:47:11,753 Never seen him like this. 2844 01:47:11,753 --> 01:47:12,886 He's never introduced us. 2845 01:47:12,886 --> 01:47:14,434 He's saying "baby" every fourth word. 2846 01:47:14,434 --> 01:47:16,080 (Lou laughing) 2847 01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,250 It's crazy. 2848 01:47:17,250 --> 01:47:19,260 LaVonte's down bad. 2849 01:47:19,260 --> 01:47:21,120 - This is the hard launch. - You guys wanna know 2850 01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,590 why I was sticking in Purpee. 2851 01:47:22,590 --> 01:47:24,414 It's because of this woman right here. 2852 01:47:24,414 --> 01:47:26,643 Can I slip her some Hildegard of Bingen, 2853 01:47:26,643 --> 01:47:28,710 so she can have some trippy nuns 2854 01:47:28,710 --> 01:47:30,210 to sort of rationalize this? 2855 01:47:30,210 --> 01:47:31,410 Rationalize? Yes. 2856 01:47:31,410 --> 01:47:34,236 You get some Hildegard of Bingen. She's like, 2857 01:47:34,236 --> 01:47:37,350 "I'm so in touch with my body. I hate this." 2858 01:47:37,350 --> 01:47:40,650 And you see- Oh, and then you see everyone starts cheering 2859 01:47:40,650 --> 01:47:43,860 as Patty Babcock moves Bingo on a skateboard 2860 01:47:43,860 --> 01:47:45,810 across the floor, is like- (cheering) 2861 01:47:46,660 --> 01:47:47,993 He hates that. 2862 01:47:49,408 --> 01:47:50,575 He's scared. 2863 01:47:51,758 --> 01:47:53,478 (players laughing) 2864 01:47:53,478 --> 01:47:55,860 He hated that. 2865 01:47:55,860 --> 01:47:58,183 - But he's so well trained, he'll do it anyway. 2866 01:48:00,176 --> 01:48:02,100 - [Brennan] Zaeth, looking across with five successes, 2867 01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:05,140 standing in the crowd over by the drinks is Koschei. 2868 01:48:05,140 --> 01:48:07,230 - [Zac] Okay. - Vampire standing on a ledge. 2869 01:48:07,230 --> 01:48:10,380 - And as Koschei looks up at you with his arms crossed, 2870 01:48:10,380 --> 01:48:14,940 he just nods to you and speaks to you in such a way 2871 01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:16,505 that his voice travels over the party. 2872 01:48:16,505 --> 01:48:17,910 You hear it in your mind. 2873 01:48:17,910 --> 01:48:21,739 He says, "Prince of Purpee, 2874 01:48:21,739 --> 01:48:25,005 we come to pay obeisance to you 2875 01:48:25,005 --> 01:48:26,643 in this, your domain. 2876 01:48:27,900 --> 01:48:31,950 Dignitaries of the Camarilla have come to pay you a visit." 2877 01:48:31,950 --> 01:48:35,908 - Dignitaries outside of you? - Yes, my childe. 2878 01:48:35,908 --> 01:48:37,260 Are they here right now? 2879 01:48:37,260 --> 01:48:40,440 Over in the corner you see Patty Babcock 2880 01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:41,273 looks over and says, 2881 01:48:41,273 --> 01:48:42,930 "Whoa, cool costume!" 2882 01:48:42,930 --> 01:48:45,984 And turning around, you see Reverend Tarker. 2883 01:48:45,984 --> 01:48:49,350 Turns around, going- (sniveling and sputtering) 2884 01:48:50,422 --> 01:48:55,422 "So many wonderful, good questions. 2885 01:48:56,207 --> 01:48:57,682 (unsettling groan) 2886 01:48:57,682 --> 01:48:58,890 And you see Patty goes, 2887 01:48:58,890 --> 01:49:00,873 "Yeah, sure, man. Sure." 2888 01:49:01,710 --> 01:49:03,333 He's gonna love Kelly. 2889 01:49:04,830 --> 01:49:07,050 No, keep her away from him. 2890 01:49:07,050 --> 01:49:10,410 Keep the nun away from the freak. 2891 01:49:10,410 --> 01:49:11,676 We're just making out. 2892 01:49:11,676 --> 01:49:13,451 (Ally laughing) 2893 01:49:13,451 --> 01:49:15,213 - LaVonte, LaVonte! - What's up? 2894 01:49:15,213 --> 01:49:16,301 - What's up? - Guys, guys. 2895 01:49:16,301 --> 01:49:18,780 - He does this every time we take a major financial loss. 2896 01:49:18,780 --> 01:49:19,613 Yeah. 2897 01:49:19,613 --> 01:49:21,579 (players chattering over each other) 2898 01:49:21,579 --> 01:49:23,340 - Guys, I need everyone's attention for a second. 2899 01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,981 - [Lou] What's up, Zaeth? - So we were gonna try 2900 01:49:24,981 --> 01:49:26,670 to talk to, you know, this sort of coalition, 2901 01:49:26,670 --> 01:49:30,480 but we have some Camarilla freaks here, like the bad kind. 2902 01:49:30,480 --> 01:49:34,500 - A cheer goes up, and Estelle Laurent looks over to you, 2903 01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:38,460 Madelaine, addressing the bigger human party here. 2904 01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:39,293 She says, 2905 01:49:39,293 --> 01:49:43,710 "And of course for finding us this lovely venue, 2906 01:49:43,710 --> 01:49:47,580 I have to thank just an absolute whippersnapper 2907 01:49:47,580 --> 01:49:52,580 and go-getter who has graced this little pastoral hamlet 2908 01:49:53,490 --> 01:49:55,260 with her continental charm. 2909 01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:57,077 Madeleine d'Artois." 2910 01:49:57,077 --> 01:49:58,760 (polite applause) 2911 01:49:58,760 --> 01:50:00,120 Very gracious curtsy. 2912 01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:02,280 - Madelaine, I hate to put you on the spot, 2913 01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:06,240 but any words of wisdom for the assembled gathered here 2914 01:50:06,240 --> 01:50:07,980 on this haunting evening? 2915 01:50:07,980 --> 01:50:08,897 Oh... 2916 01:50:10,392 --> 01:50:12,630 Live free, die young. 2917 01:50:12,630 --> 01:50:16,293 - In this moment, as you begin speaking, in the crowd, 2918 01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:20,583 you see a vampire you have not seen in more than a century. 2919 01:50:21,630 --> 01:50:24,360 Standing in the crowd with an arm around 2920 01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:29,360 the Reverend Tarker's arm is Maria Josefina, 2921 01:50:29,910 --> 01:50:34,910 the prince of Berlin, who looks at you and goes, 2922 01:50:36,565 --> 01:50:38,190 "Mon dieu." 2923 01:50:38,190 --> 01:50:39,780 Oh my god, it's you. 2924 01:50:39,780 --> 01:50:41,930 You're in my town. That's crazy. 2925 01:50:42,776 --> 01:50:43,954 What are you doing here? 2926 01:50:43,954 --> 01:50:46,073 This is your town? 2927 01:50:46,073 --> 01:50:47,721 Yeah. 2928 01:50:47,721 --> 01:50:52,112 "I am the harpy of the Reverend Tarker. 2929 01:50:53,190 --> 01:50:58,020 How wonderful to find you here in Purpee." 2930 01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:01,680 And she smiles this long-fanged grin. 2931 01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:03,900 I actually think you have a premonition in this moment. 2932 01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:06,840 - Okay, great. - Your long-lost ex, 2933 01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:09,180 the sister of Marie Antoinette, 2934 01:51:09,180 --> 01:51:12,571 the prince of Berlin, has come with Reverend Tarker. 2935 01:51:12,571 --> 01:51:15,570 Koschei is here as well. The Camarilla's in full force. 2936 01:51:15,570 --> 01:51:19,170 Outside in a black town car, 2937 01:51:19,170 --> 01:51:21,630 having driven up from San Francisco, 2938 01:51:21,630 --> 01:51:26,630 is a vampire more powerful than you can possibly imagine. 2939 01:51:27,413 --> 01:51:32,413 A justicar, one of the five rulers of the Camarilla. 2940 01:51:32,820 --> 01:51:34,503 There's just a car outside? 2941 01:51:35,637 --> 01:51:38,550 - It's just a car, it's fine. - Zac! 2942 01:51:38,550 --> 01:51:39,840 - I didn't even really like- 2943 01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:41,940 There can be car vampires? 2944 01:51:41,940 --> 01:51:43,690 - You said there was a car, and so- 2945 01:51:44,610 --> 01:51:47,190 - There is a premonition you have in this moment. 2946 01:51:47,190 --> 01:51:51,450 A face in the car, one of five rulers of the Camarilla 2947 01:51:51,450 --> 01:51:55,170 who has arrived here in Purpee on this night. 2948 01:51:55,170 --> 01:51:58,230 The Reverend Tarker is his archon. 2949 01:51:58,230 --> 01:52:01,653 Tarker is his foot soldier, his enforcer out in the world. 2950 01:52:02,490 --> 01:52:07,490 And as he looks up, he extends his fangs and says, 2951 01:52:08,310 --> 01:52:12,953 "Oh, taking a little look are we, Madelaine? 2952 01:52:14,250 --> 01:52:17,760 Spying's wrong, and I should know." 2953 01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,988 As Richard Nixon smiles. 2954 01:52:19,988 --> 01:52:20,888 What? 2955 01:52:21,914 --> 01:52:22,747 What? 2956 01:52:24,006 --> 01:52:26,923 And that's all for this episode of 2957 01:52:26,923 --> 01:52:31,050 "Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness." 2958 01:52:31,050 --> 01:52:34,530 - Let's feed him to the rogue fertility god. 2959 01:52:34,530 --> 01:52:35,950 - Fling cottage cheese at him- 2960 01:52:35,950 --> 01:52:37,595 And that's all for this episode. 2961 01:52:37,595 --> 01:52:39,646 Tune in next week for the thrilling finale of 2962 01:52:39,646 --> 01:52:43,844 "Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness." 2963 01:52:43,844 --> 01:52:46,870 - Oh my god. - Oh my god! 2964 01:52:46,870 --> 01:52:48,150 Oh my god! 2965 01:52:48,150 --> 01:52:49,065 Wow. 2966 01:52:49,065 --> 01:52:50,640 The Camarilla cut a side deal. 2967 01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:52,770 They were telling us to work with the Douglases and shit. 2968 01:52:52,770 --> 01:52:56,010 Let's go. Let's get the crew and fucking kill everyone. 2969 01:52:56,010 --> 01:52:57,468 Let's eat everyone! 2970 01:52:57,468 --> 01:52:58,610 I'm hungry! 2971 01:52:58,610 --> 01:53:00,891 (Brennan mimics eating quickly) 2972 01:53:00,891 --> 01:53:02,280 "Gonna Renfield this bitch!" 2973 01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,840 I'm gonna wait for Jack of the Pines 2974 01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:05,821 and try and regurgitate the missile. 2975 01:53:05,821 --> 01:53:06,654 Yes! 2976 01:53:06,654 --> 01:53:09,900 - Will you allow me to pommel horse off my horse 2977 01:53:09,900 --> 01:53:12,630 and kick him in the head, like it's that one '80s movie 2978 01:53:12,630 --> 01:53:15,180 where a guy just sort of does gymnastics at people 2979 01:53:15,180 --> 01:53:16,890 - and beats them up. - One million percent. 2980 01:53:16,890 --> 01:53:18,240 - [Zac] Great. - Ironic. 2981 01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:21,360 That Darkness would destroy a vampire. 2982 01:53:21,360 --> 01:53:23,010 "You guys all have to be careful. 2983 01:53:23,010 --> 01:53:24,690 I think there's vampires in this town." 2984 01:53:24,690 --> 01:53:26,160 No way. 2985 01:53:26,160 --> 01:53:28,933 - I'm covered in blood. - "My god. 2986 01:53:28,933 --> 01:53:30,514 True believers." 2987 01:53:30,514 --> 01:53:31,730 I told you. 2988 01:53:31,730 --> 01:53:33,503 "I'm so sorry I hit you." 2989 01:53:33,503 --> 01:53:34,794 Oh, it's okay. 2990 01:53:35,995 --> 01:53:38,970 - "Let us go home to the Lor-(screeches)" 2991 01:53:38,970 --> 01:53:40,350 "That's what you fucking get. 2992 01:53:40,350 --> 01:53:42,510 I'm gonna throw up-" (Brennan mimics vomiting) 2993 01:53:42,510 --> 01:53:44,595 Just shamrocks pour out. 2994 01:53:44,595 --> 01:53:45,942 We're gonna die, bitch. 2995 01:53:45,942 --> 01:53:48,426 HJ, come on! This is our Normandy! 2996 01:53:48,426 --> 01:53:51,151 - It's just us! Normandy had so many people. 2997 01:53:52,655 --> 01:53:54,497 This is our Omaha!