[rock music]
- I'm untucked and ready for action.
- This ain't your grandma's "Ladies Who Lunch," honey.
- Let's gossip.
- This is "All Stars Untucked."
Take a time-out with legendary queens
returning to battle in the "Tournament of All Stars."
- Let's do this. - Ding.
- Are we gonna fight? - No, no, no, no.
- Are we gonna fight?
- Y'all already don't want me to lip sync.
- 'Cause, honey, if you're not watching
"All Stars Untucked"...
- It's OK, sis.
- You're only getting half the story.
- I'm gagged. - You know what the tea is, OK?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Baby, I got one point right now,
but that's gonna change,
because the filming went great.
I feel good about my video and my runway.
Mama Ru's gonna give me my points.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Silky. - Yes, girl.
- I want you to give me a makeup lesson.
- You want me to give you a makeup lesson?
- Yeah.
- OK, what you're gonna first do is take a jigsaw knife
and just cut it all off.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Everyone, this is what professionalism looks like.
- Fuck you, Crystal.
♪ ♪
- I got huevos,honey.
You like my huevos?
- Yes, runway day!
Life on the farm is so glamorous.
- Well, thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[dramatic music]
- All right.
- Good job, sister.
- Love it.
Baby, my critiques were amazing.
They loved Little Chalupe, and they loved my runway.
I feel like I could win this week.
- And then, look at this rooster bitch.
- Caw-caw!
Or is that what a rooster does? - Uh-huh.
Look at Mother coming over here to bulldoze us over.
- Mm-hmm.
Gonna mow you hos down, honey.
- Mow us down.
Bitch, I feel sickening.
I hope tonight's the night.
[upbeat music]
- Uh! - Cock-a-doodle-doo!
♪ ♪
- I'm unzipping for points.
- Appreciate you, sis.
- This "Untucked," we have a cow.
We got a big cock.
[rooster crowing]
We have a tractor that needs an oil change,
and there's me, a pretty owl.
[laughs]
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my gosh, it's so unhinged.
It's kind of like a how-to video,
and there's someone dressed like a pickle.
And then at the end, they're like, where's the pickle?
- Let me tell you.
You want me to tell you the worst girl of the night?
Salina EsTitties.
She was the worst girl.
- The worst? - She was the worst.
Salina was horrible.
She was god-awful.
And you know the worst part of it all?
- What? - Just her being there.
- Bitch! What the hell? You talking shit about me?
[laughter]
- Got her. - Damn.
- That will get her ass up.
That will get her ass up. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, honey, she want to play a little trick.
I got a trick for you. [laughter]
- You sure you don't want to take off that big-ass hat,
girl? - Oh, no, no.
I feel cunt in it.
- Kind of. - Out of everyone's videos,
yours was actually educational.
Like, I actually learned a new skill today.
- I guess, yeah.
- And I did love the breasts smashing upon the table.
- I do know one thing for sure.
I looked hot on the runway.
I looked gorgeous.
I felt gorgeous.
- But you couldn't walk.
- Yeah, it took so long.
That was so--
- It's not about the timing.
You know, it's about the destination.
- I think you're beautiful tonight.
You know, I don't compliment you often.
We been twins all day, so--
- Thank you.
- We been twins all day.
I think you're beautiful.
- Thank you.
I think you're really special.
[laughter]
- I hope to lip-sync today.
I really do.
I think I got really good feedback on my video,
and I feel like my video was so different.
- I think they liked your video a lot.
- Little Silky was so funny.
It all just worked for me.
- I really-- - They were--they were laughing
at your inner saboteur, just reading you for filth, honey.
Did you really squirt milk, honey?
- I squirted milk all across the stage.
- Oh, I hope that's skim. - Oh, yes.
- Where from? How'd you do that, like, through your tit?
- It's in this udder right here.
- Can you try? [honks]
- Ah! - Girl.
- Not on the food, baby. - Girl.
- Not on the food!
- That's traumatizing enough as is.
Please don't ever do that again.
- It's so close between you two,
but I think Salina will be top two,
just based off critiques.
- You know, I grew up with sitcoms,
so anytime you put a fart joke in there,
I am programmed to laugh.
I laughed several times.
It was very funny.
- It was cute.
It was really good. Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Did both of y'all have the same designers
or just two ideas that--
- No, it was like--
- They're not-- they're not the same at all.
- No, but I think we had the same concept in using hay.
- And then mine would have worked also,
because I'm the tractor.
I mow down the hay. - You ate these girls up.
- You bulldozed us over in the tractor.
- Yes, yes, yes. - You know what?
You looked beautiful yesterday.
You look beautiful today.
- I loved your hair, the makeup.
Everything looked really good.
- I do want to take a moment to say your makeup
is a lot better tonight.
- I'm glad you brought your eyebrows out.
- From now on, my eyebrows are going
to be open like your pussy.
- Oh. [laughter]
- Girl, it's gonna be like the Holland Tunnel.
You're gonna see all the ships
coming in through both sides.
[laughter] - No shade.
I laughed the entire time that chicken kept squeaking.
- Oh, yeah, yes.
- Massage the spices into the chicken
like you are giving a happy ending at the bijou.
- I feel like everybody brought their personality
into their work...
- Into the challenge, yes.
- And into their videos, so I'm so proud.
- I think Crystal is in the top.
- It was very subversive and funny and really stupid.
- I'm hoping to multiply my score by 2 tonight.
- OK, so you're currently at what?
- 3. - So you want to end with a 6.
- - But you ain't got no-- you don't have a third leg
to get your 3 this time, honey.
- I might have another--
another something else.
- You're bringing your crystallized chicken
to try to see--
- I've got my wattles and my comb.
- Crystal might really do bad in the third challenge,
which I really hope for you.
Yay! You're gonna be so bad.
- You know, I can't be good at everything.
- Yes, that is true. - Or can I?
All these girls see me as a threat.
I mean, I knew I was one, but claws are out.
They're coming for my eyes, and I don't think
I'm getting any points from the other girls.
So I just have to stay on my game.
[hisses]
- Break her beak, she can't perform.
Beat her with my tractor now, and she'll never hit the stage.
[laughter]
- Girl.
Girl.
[tense music]
- How are we gonna give the MVQs?
- I'm still figuring it out, so I don't know.
I'm just--at this point, just making friends,
not making any compromises, not committing to anything.
But this is a game,
so I'm, you know, watching what benefits me
at this point, and I'm watching
that the Tres Leches alliance will be the true one.
- Moving forward, I give to those who give to me.
- Mm-hmm. Tit for tat. - Exactly.
You put a shoe on my foot, I'll put a shoe on yours,
and I'm not going first.
You have to make the first call to come in my direction.
I give it back to you.
- I'm gonna trust that maybe one of y'all will
appreciate what I did today.
But if you don't want to give me a point, I understand that.
But I will remember that for next week.
- Ooh. [laughter]
You have been warned.
- The final week. - You have been warned.
- I'm getting ready to lip-sync.
Could you help me unzip these? - Crystal, darling.
- I sure can, of course. - Oh, you were the--
- Don't squirt. - Don't squirt the milk.
- [yelps] [speaking Spanish]
- Stop. Stop.
- Wait. You have a belt, though.
- Turn her towards the food, not towards people, bitch.
- No, right here.
- We're not here for your milk.
[screaming]
- Trash.
- Ew!
- [screaming]
My ear!
Got in my ear, bitch.
- I'm lactose.
Ew, why is it creamy?
- Stop pointing-- - Why is it creamy?
- Oh, girl, your milk's expired.
- These hos, they know I'm lip-syncing tonight.
Mother want a good lip sync.
She was bored last week.
She wants a good lip sync.
[quirky music]
- So are we still gonna play this kumbaya game?
- No.
I think we should just all just give them over to me,
the philanthropist.
- Why?
- From now on, we all give our points to Silky,
no questions asked.
- I think you should-- first off,
you should give me your points anyway.
- Why?
- Because if it had not been for me,
you would be in a corner quiet.
I brought you out your shell. Have you not been reading me?
- Yeah, but this is how you look.
How can I not?
Look at how you look right now, busted-ass bitch.
[laughter]
- Silky allowed you to crawl from--
- Yes.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
- If I win, who are you gonna give your point to?
[tense music]
- I don't know yet.
- OK, well, if I don't win,
we can just give it to each other.
- That's the best-case scenario for me,
but I also don't want that for you.
- Thank you.
We've just got to be prepared. - Yeah.
I really don't--
- [sighs] I mean, as long as we both get a point,
that's all that matters.
- Right now, I don't know where I'm going with my points.
There's friendships. There's alliances.
And I want to trust Salina, and I do.
80% of me says I should trust her.
The other 20% thinks, what if she's lying?
- Are they plotting and scheming over there?
- I think they are. That's why I'm watching them.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
[tense music]
- Crystal, I think that you need this experience
of me lip-syncing with you.
You need it.
- Yeah, that's gonna really push me.
- It's gonna set the bar, Crystal.
- You need it, you know?
We need it.
[laughter]
We need this lip sync.
Look at that camera and say, we need a lip sync,
Crystal versus Silky.
- America, we need a Crystal versus Silky.
We need a Crystal versus Salina.
We need a Crystal versus Aura. - You hear that?
- We need a Crystal versus Vivacious.
I want to fight every one of these hos...
- Fuck you, Crystal. - Single-handedly.
- Didn't nobody say all of that.
You already had yours against Aura.
I didn't tell you to say all of that.
[upbeat music]
- Tell me.
- If you want to be a game changer tonight...
- Yes. - Give me your point, please.
- Are you gonna give me yours?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- Next week, I'll give you mine.
- Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, fat bitch.
[laughter]
- Give me your point. - Fuck you. No.
- I think you should give me your point.
- No, no, I'm not gonna give you shit.
- ♪ Give me your point ♪
- ♪ Give me yours first ♪
- ♪ Please - ♪ Give me yours first ♪
At this point, Crystal is probably gonna get in,
so we're just fighting for that one spot.
- That's right.
- And if you do lip-sync, you better knock her the fuck off.
- Oh, definitely.
That's why if you give me a point, I will be tied.
- No, I don't want you to be tied.
- Why? - No. No.
- Let me be tied. - No, no, no.
Just win that lip sync so she's not gaining one more point.
- Wait, if she gets--
- Because if she wins the lip sync--
- The she'd be one point ahead of me.
- Yeah. So just focus, do your shit.
- You know if I--if I'm lip-syncing, I'm gonna win.
She cannot beat me. - Go off. Go off.
- This is a tough week.
- It's a tough middle week, child,
because we only have one week left.
- Yeah, and it's gonna determine
what happens for the last one.
- It's gonna determine everything, honey.
I still want to see some numbers next to mine
on that board.
- That is-- - I'm a tit for tat.
If you show me love, I show it back.
That's how I look at it.
- But you can only show love one time.
- Yeah. - I know.
- That's the thing. So first come, first served?
- First come, first served.
That's how I do it.
You hand it to me, I hand it back to you.
- OK.
- Keeps everything in neutral buoyancy.
- That strategy, I think it's a very old-school,
old-person, old-lady idea.
She's not playing chess.
She's playing-- what do old people play?
Cornhole?
She's just trying to throw something in a hole
and hope someone throws something in her hole.
[quirky country music]
♪ ♪
- [gobbles]
- Oh, my gosh, Silky. I cannot.
That's amazing. - What?
- Caw-caw!
[chicken squawking]
- And I have to help get you a point.
- Exacto.
- But if I'm not in the top, then...
- Yeah, yeah. - Try to--
- Sí, sí.OK. - Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. - I'm down.
- Yes, sis, you're good.
- Mama, you good. You good.
- Aura has the fear of shade on her face.
She don't trust her own sisters,
because they look like they're up to something funny.
- I feel like you have-- you're very observational...
- Oh, yeah.
- That you catch every single thing that's happening.
- I catch everything.
Trust me.
So I'm gonna let these girls play amongst themselves
and see how this whole thing plays out.
Shade.
[tense music]
- Nobody called you. Nobody called you.
♪ ♪
Can you give it to me, sister?
- I don't think I'm gonna have a point to give away today.
- But if you do... - Come on.
- Who would you give it to?
- April, perhaps?
- Baby, you know you love me.
- Can we count on you to give April your point
if you don't make it to the top?
- Yes.
- Girl, eat my ass.
- No, that nasty-ass little thing.
- She's lactose, girl. - Maybe.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- Y'all already don't want me to lip-sync.
Y'all playing. Y'all are playing.
- Why are you stressing out, girl?
- I'm not stressing out. I'm crashing out, bitch.
That's the difference. [laughter]
I'm crashing out.
- Paranoia, honey.
- OK. - It's changing.
- Y'all, they playing.
Let me tell you something.
Let's just be honest.
This week is a defining moment.
If the girls know they're not gonna make it to the top,
they need to go ahead and give me their points.
[laughter]
So I'm gonna keep encouraging them.
It's about two or three of them knowing
they ain't gonna make it to the top.
Give me them points.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
[tense music]
- OK. Gotta change.
- All right, children, it's time
to change for the lip sync.
Good luck, and don't you-know-what it up.
- Can you zip me up? - Yeah.
- My chances to be top two this week are very high.
That'll give me some points instead of having
to rely on MVQ points.
I'm ready for my first win on "Drag Race"
and to finally lip-sync for some money.
♪ ♪
- So, Crystal, you're going in some more, huh?
♪ ♪
[cowbell clanging]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I can't get this damn thing on.
[howls]
- You know the song?
- I know the song like the back of my hand.
- This is your song. - Thank you.
You can't lose that song.
- No. I got you guys.
- Welcome back, queens.
Based on your how-to videos
and your Barn This Way runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
But the top two queens of the week are
Crystal Methyd
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Condragulations.
- Whoo!
- You've each earned 2 points.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
♪ ♪
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Whoo! [applause]
- Thank you, Mama Ru.
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000
plus an extra point.
♪ ♪
- Ugh, it's devastating not to win a lip sync
when the stakes are this high, but, you know,
I still can't complain.
I have two challenge wins under my belt.
It definitely was a challenge against Miss Silky.
- Miss Silky and her tricks.
She always has something on it.
- You know I got some type of trick, honey.
- Yes, you do. Yes, yes, yes.
- Ganache has spoken, honey.
- Yes, yes. - Good for you, bitch.
- Thank you.
- So if anyone wants to throw me an extra point,
I'll take it gladly.
- Crystal didn't win, though.
I love you, but you cannot be too much in the lead.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
But you did really good, though.
I loved it. I loved watching you both.
- Congratulations. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Well, have fun with your points.
- Yes. - Take it in.
Sink it in.
- Miss you already. - Congrats.
Love you all.
I almost had my first win on "Drag Race."
I was so close.
- I'm sad you didn't lip-sync, though, 'cause it was--
you were really close, though.
- Yeah, I know.
I'm very surprised about that.
I need points this week.
I have a couple alliances I'm juggling here.
I'm here to play the game, baby, so let's play.
- Let's do our little ceremony, shall we?
The gloves are off.
Let's start off with you, just because
you have less points than me.
- Oh, wow. [laughter]
Oh, wow.
- Right here.
- I'm pinning it right in the middle.
- Oh, right on my skin.
Looking pretty good.
- Oh, my God.
Let me see how we look in the mirror together.
I think we'll be a great representation
for bracket 2.
- I mean, we show quite a range between us, don't we?
- No, for real, though.
I do have a path to the semifinals.
There's a possibility that they can come back on me.
However, my foot is on the motherchuckin' gas.
That's gonna do it.
And I am gonna drive.
I don't care if I need gas.
I'm not getting off the exit.
I'm moving through.
Get my ass as I go.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪