[upbeat rock music]
- I'm untucked and ready for action.
- This ain't your grandma's ladies who lunch, honey.
- Let's gossip.
- This is "All Stars Untucked."
Take a time-out with legendary queens
returning to battle in the Tournament of All Stars.
- Let's do this. - Ding.
- Are we gonna fight? - No, no, no, no.
- Are we gonna fight?
- Y'all already don't want me to lip sync.
- 'Cause, honey, if you're not watching
"All Stars Untucked"...
- It's OK, sis.
- You're only getting half the story.
- I'm gagged.
- You know what the tea is. OK?
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, world. How are we doing?
Don't I look gorgeous? Stunning.
Ahh.
- Our first challenge is the design challenge.
I don't sew, but I'm gay.
And gays can do anything.
I am really happy with how my design turned out,
especially coming from a booger boots
uggo design challenge from my first time around.
This is the Tournament of All Stars,
and I came here to spray my pussy
all over this runway.
♪ ♪
- I'm all lit up,
ready to knock these girls off the runway.
Watch this. Bop. - Wow. You hit women?
Crazy.
♪ ♪
- We did it. All right.
We're going on this runway.
Wish me luck. OK?
[squeals]
- Let's hope I win.
[whispers] Fingers crossed.
- Oh. - Hi, everyone.
We're backstage looking gorgeous.
- Ooh, shit - I know you see it.
- Centurion.
- Bracket three, represent, bitch.
all: Bracket three!
Bracket three!
[all cheering]
- Go, sports!
- Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[dramatic music]
- Gag. - I told you.
- Gag, gag, gag. - I told you.
I told you. - I was, like, screaming.
The critiques were amazing.
And this is what I came back for,
to show them that I can put my money where my mouth is,
and hopefully they can put some money in my mouth.
- I smell popcorn.
- Ooh, are they cooking? - It smell like popcorn.
- Oh, is the roast a cooking?
- [sniffing, panting] - Ooh, we got pot roast?
- Hungry.
- We're walking into "Untucked."
Ah!
We're back, back, back again.
- Oh! - Oh, shit.
This is so nice. - Lockers, popcorn.
- I'm untucked and ready for action.
- Oh my, God.
- Baby, this "Untucked" got an updo.
I like it.
On my season on "Untucked,"
I really didn't hold anything back.
This is your moment. Have it!
Go ahead. The stage is here.
This is a lot different from my "Untucked."
There is a little confessional.
- Hi, everyone.
It's Sam here.
And I am in "Untucked."
I'm in the closet back again.
- A lot of these bitches like to talk
behind each other's back,
so that's gonna be perfect for them.
- Oh, and here she comes. - You talkin' shit?
- Come say hi. - You talkin' shit?
Oh, wow. - Yeah, what you doing?
- So, girl, what girls like to do
is they like to talk shit. - That's what they do.
- Listen...
[whispering] I'll be right back.
Who do you think is at the top?
- I would love for it to be us.
- I do too. - That would be so fun.
- I would like it for us. - We just like a mirror, girl.
- So I could beat her. - Oh, my God. Ah!
Are there any boys here?
[upbeat music]
- So spill it, y'all.
How do you feel?
- Well, mixed feelings, but I feel good.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm just ready for a challenge that I'm good at.
[laughs] - Right.
- You look so pretty right now. - Thank you.
- I'm gagging. - Right now.
[laughter]
Shit. You look so pretty, right now.
- And guess who doesn't. Jasmine.
- Yeah--oh!
That's not what Michelle and RuPaul said.
- But they're so far away, they can't really see.
- [laughs] Clock it.
Clock it!
- It just felt so special to be, like, seen.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You were seen. They were living.
- I think you look phenomenal.
There's something sporty about this,
but it's also very chic.
- And if it makes you feel better,
I love your gold buttons too.
- My only thing is the gold buttons,
because it's distracting me from the other designs
that are going on.
But I think this outfit is really cute.
What's your favorite part?
- The gold buttons.
[laughter]
I did--for real.
- Mixing metals is in, everyone.
- Yeah. - OK?
- Absolutely.
- I'm proud of all of us, truly.
They liked every outfit, even if they nitpicked, like,
they even came for my uneven hem.
- It's a little bit of up and down in the hem,
but for the most part, it's really well done.
- I wanted to say, Michelle-- - I was gonna say--
that was barely talkable for me.
- Michelle, y'all gotta give me jerseys that are the same size.
What do you want from me? - Wow!
- How do you feel, Kennedy?
- Y'all. - I mean, Kennedy--
- I'm so happy for you. - Yeah.
- They really threw down.
- Yeah, I feel so good, y'all, I want to cry.
- I think you slayed this look. - Thank you.
And to feel good in what I'm wearing.
- Yeah. - You deserve it.
- Shuga, how you feeling? - Yeah, how are you?
- I felt so good. I'm so glad that they got the vision.
That was, like, the one thing that I was,
like, worried about, was, like, I wanted them
to see, like, what I was doing, and, like, they totally did.
- It's really cute.
- It has so much nostalgia for me.
- Walking out on this runway, this is, like,
the first time I've ever, like, really, like,
honestly felt, like, super comfortable,
and having, like, so much fun. - Yeah.
- Like, when I step out there,
I was, like, this is, like, a fucking moment of a lifetime.
I feel so confident.
Like, I love this outfit.
I love who I am and I'm, like, I'm fucking living.
- Yeah. You overcame yourself. - And it's amazing.
- 100%.
- That's what-- that's what it's all about.
- Yeah. - What, you came?
On my chest or my back? - OK.
- That's what that stain is.
[laughter] - I don't know.
I feel this is, like, the first time for me too.
I agree with the sentiment Shuga was saying.
- Yeah.
- About, like, walking out there and feeling,
like, so happy about it, and, like, very like--
- It just feels right. - It felt very right.
And, like, I just felt, like, the validation
I don't think I've, like, ever gotten from my season.
- This is one of my top looks tonight.
- I'm very happy.
- I don't think there's like a clear...
- Top or bottom? - Top or bottom.
- No, exactly.
That's what hard.
- I mean, I honestly feel like it's you two,
from the critiques. - You think?
- I really--like, they were really strong
in their critiques with you two.
- I think Jasmine-- - Fuck my drag.
[laughter] - But there was little things.
Oh, yeah, I guess they were strong with you.
- They loved everything about Jasmine.
- I think Jasmine is lip-syncing tonight.
- Yeah, I think it's definitely.
- I think so too. - I don't know.
I'm in-between you two against me.
- It might be the alcohol hitting.
- Wait, hold on, hold on, y'all.
Sam wants a vulnerable moment. - This bitch.
- The moment passed.
[laughter]
No, I just want to say, look, y'all,
before I ever thought about, like, getting on the show
or anything, I've been a fan of all of y'all.
- That's crazy.
- Like, truly, and I was, like,
really intimidated coming into this.
So just thank y'all.
To be here, I'm, like, pinching myself.
- I'm a little nervous considering
I'm new to the group.
I am relying on the oldest trick in the book, flattery.
And, you know, hopefully I can weasel
my way into the hearts of these bitches
and to get some points.
Smile, ding.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
- Well, what are y'all doing with the MVQs?
What's the tea?
Are we thinking most valuable queen,
as in, like, most valuable for your game
or most valuable to the judges' eyes?
- We're just gonna have to hit it as--
as it happens and as it comes.
So I think I'm just gonna go with, like--
- Your gut. - My--yeah.
Which I don't even know what that is.
- I think it's fair and OK to say
you give it to who you want to have it.
- Yeah.
- And whoever I choose to give it to,
it should be no problem with nobody else.
I did not get one bad critique,
not one.
I'm focusing on a win,
so I won't have to worry about MVQ.
I understand the game, and I understand
you want these points, and all of that,
but I ain't hustling for shit.
♪ ♪
- OK. Oh!
[whispering] OK, I think I'm in the top.
Fingers crossed, I win.
Everybody else looks like shit. Just kidding.
Well, not really. I'll see you soon.
- Where's your head at?
- You want to chat? - Yeah.
- Girl, honestly, in our original seasons,
we didn't get that far, so, girl, no shade.
You got my vote already.
- I can do that.
- Want to play the game a little bit,
because that's what the game is here for?
So it's-- - I've got your back.
- Yeah, that's what the game is here for.
So I hear it. I love 'em.
Don't get me wrong.
But, like, when the night is over with...
- Exactly.
- You have one point from me, so...
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- And all these other girls have just either
been here over and over again,
or they made it really, really far.
Like, we don't have that.
- That's why my mind said, well, we didn't go far enough.
It's our turn. Like y'all got y'alls.
- It's our turn. Yeah.
- I'm in my Nancy Drew era, honey.
- Yes, ma'am. - I think that makes sense.
- And I walk up on little Miss Joey
and little Miss Hershii.
So I'm thinking to myself, huh?
Why would you be in the corner talking alone
and not with the class?
So I'm on their ass like flies on dog shit.
Strategy? What are y'all talking about?
- A little bit. - A little bit.
- Tell me. - Where's your head at?
- Y'all tell me, what's the plan?
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♪ ♪
- Well, we're not giving you one.
- Yeah. - Why?
- You know where you're placing tonight,
so I think you're fine. - Y'all think I'm in the top?
Really? I think it might be Kennedy and Jasmine.
- Are you fucking for real?
I think it's gotta be you and Kennedy or Jasmine.
I think it's going to be between you and those two.
- If I'm not in that top position,
I'm hoping my girls would rally behind me
and help me out with some points,
and I would do the same. - Yeah.
- It would be easier if someone who was being like a cunt,
and I would be like-- - Exactly.
- That's what I kept saying. I wish someone was a bitch.
- She's not getting my point,
but everyone has been so nice and amazing.
- Yeah.
- But, you know, we only have two weeks left.
- Exactly. I'm gagged.
- We got to make decisions, like, what's gonna happen,
you know? - Yeah.
- Who's gonna look out for who?
- I feel like we are all eager to create alliances,
and we all are eager to like, OK, let's play this game.
But nothing is solidified.
We're all, like, waiting.
- And qué será, será, bitch. What will be will be.
- Right.
♪ ♪
- If we're in the top together, that's gonna be so gaggy.
- It would. - Girl, that lip sync. Oh.
- That is good. That would be a good lip sync.
- That would be so good.
Just having those two points is like a sense
of like a security blanket. - Correct.
- So, and it also seems like a boost of confidence.
- How are you feeling?
- I'm finding it hard to trust, like, fully.
I will not be giving my point first.
If I tell you, if you give me a point
and I give you a point, you will have my word,
and that is tea.
Like, but, like, I just--I'm too old.
And I'm just not--it's really hard for me to be like,
I'm gonna-- I'm just gonna give it to you
and hope that in good faith
you're gonna give it back to me.
I'm not here for that.
I have no alliances at all.
I am literally like trying to figure all of this out,
and everybody's in it for themselves.
I'm kind of freaking out a little bit inside,
'cause I don't know how to continue this game.
And, girl, it is, like, week one.
It's just gonna get harder.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
- You guys, I know we all did really well.
I just think for story arc,
it just makes sense for me to lip-sync.
[laughter]
I just-- I think--
- Oh, she got jokes.
- Is this bitch for real? - I'm planning on it.
- Delusion. Convince yourself.
- I mean, hey. - [laughs]
- Ah! - What is going on over here?
[all cheering]
- I can't believe I'm here!
- Hi. - Hi. Fuck!
Look how beautiful you all are!
- You look incredible.
- Get those balls here, baby. - Yes.
You look so beautiful.
- So do all of you! This is insane.
- Hello. - I'm shaking.
I'm like-- - Get comfortable. Yeah.
- You look so gorgeous. - How are you doing?
How was your first time judging?
- I am, honestly, it feels like
the best day of my life. - Oh!
- It doesn't feel like it's a judging situation.
I'm just so proud to be here with you guys
in the room with you guys.
- Thank you for being here. - Yeah.
- So I have to say, I really wanted
to go to fashion college.
I wanted to design surrealist lingerie.
- Ooh, I will hit you up later.
- Steal all the ideas.
But you guys come out on that stage
and that you guys-- these didn't exist.
- They didn't. - Right.
- Less than 24 hours ago.
- You should have saw what we had, girl.
You should have saw what we had.
- It's insane and crazy.
Seeing you guys all up there as
one kind of fucking extraordinary--
I don't know, colorful sports team,
I guess is how I'd put it-- - Yeah.
- I was like-- - The gayest sports team ever.
- But also the fucking hottest. The fucking fiercest.
Like, it was just like pussy on fire, big-time.
- Pussy. - Like--
- I have to say, like, your energy is like so amazing.
Like, being on the runway and seeing your face,
like, so smiling and so happy, like,
just made me like that much more happier to, like,
walk the runway.
- Like seeing you just put me at ease.
- What did you just say? "Meyetes"?
- Oh, I don't know what that is.
- What did you say?
What was the word that you used.
- "Meyetes"?
- That's what it sounded like you said.
- What did you say? - What did you just say, girl?
- Have another sip, girl. [laughter]
- Put me at ease. - Oh!
- Put me at ease. [laughter]
- But we could do--maybe "meyetes"--
- Bitch.
- --should be the word for that.
- I was like, "meyetes," is that a brand?
- "Meyetes" is the new word for it.
I'm at "meyetes" right now. - Bitch.
- How are you? Oh, I'm "meyetes," girl.
- Slow down, Mary. - Were you a sports girly?
[laughter]
- Yeah, what's your favorite sport?
- I mean, I was a reserve for the C team
for field hockey, which meant that I sat on the side
and never played.
- You're too pretty to play. Are you kidding?
We have to protect your mug.
- I love you for saying that.
Because I had a lot--
I was put on the side to watch, because I had to be on a team.
But I did have the slowest result
in the cross-country race.
- Come on, cross country, sister.
- So literally I had the longest time at my school.
- Legendary time. - I'm not sporty.
Long legs, but that's because I'm faking it.
Come on. - No, they look beautiful.
- Those shoes are so hot.
- I love. - Aren't these great?
- What size are you? - Yeah, what is that?
- Like a 6 1/2, 7. You want to try?
- I'm way too big.
Wait, let me try. - Get out of here.
- Look at that. - Look, it's the perfect fit.
- Girls, those toes are screaming for their life.
- [laughs] - You see these?
- Get the heel. Get the heel.
- A size 6 1/2, and it's a perfect fit.
- No, it ain't, girl. - I'm a real lady.
- She's got, like, 5 inches off the back.
- They look fucking fly with this outfit, too.
- Now, don't stretch those out.
- I'm talking about a real lady with big ankles, bitch.
- They're jealous. They're so jealous.
- Thank you, queen.
[quirky music]
all: No!
- We love you.
- Oh, my God, Juno is the cutest person ever.
And she had the kindest words to say to us,
and her critiques meant so much.
- Mwah. - Mwah.
- Let's get coffee, Juno.
I'll DM you, OK?
I'm not creepy.
- I love you, ladies! - Bye!
- We'll see you next time.
- Bye-bye.
- Oh, my God. - She was so sweet.
- And she's so beautiful. - She's, like, so sweet.
- And that sketch, I want to keep that sketch up there.
- I mean, that should stay up there.
- Can we frame it?
- OK, ladies, good luck to everybody.
- Good luck. - Yes.
- Whatever happens, we all love each other, right?
- Yes. - Y'all all right.
- OK. - [laughs]
- But you know I love everyone.
- You have to quiver your lip. - Let's go get ready.
- I'm gonna change.
- I'm so proud of myself. I had so much fun.
I look so cute in this look.
Look, I hope I can lip-sync and win $10,000,
but if not, bitch, I mean, get into it.
Look how cute she is. No corset, body positivity.
Ew. I love it!
[upbeat music]
- Come on, Sam!
- Bye, y'all.
- Girl.
Girl.
[energetic music]
- OK. Time to get ready.
♪ ♪
- Oh, don't mind me,
just a lady leaving sports practice.
- Girl, I can't take this off my head.
♪ ♪
- If I'm not in the top this week,
I would absolutely love a MVQ point today.
Me and Joey Jay did have a conversation.
She seemed like she was gonna reciprocate.
But, again, I don't trust these girls
until it's time to trust these girls.
♪ ♪
- I feel like I'm in the top.
And since I am a Lip Sync Assassin,
any lip sync I do is gonna be easy for me.
Let me tell you. - Look at us. We matching.
- I'm about to say, you auntie, for real.
Wait a minute. - I mean, hello.
- Yes.
- We look good, bitch.
- Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.
Jasmine Kennedy, Sam Star, condragulations!
[both cheering]
You are the top two All Stars of the week,
and you each earned 2 points.
This is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point
in the Tournament of All Stars.
♪ ♪
Sam Star, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby!
- [screams]
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- You've earned a cash tip of $10,000 plus 1 extra point,
which gives you a total of 3 points.
Every week, the bottom four will each receive one point,
but you must give it away to the All Star you believe
is the MVQ,
the Most Valuable Queen of the week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
the two queens with the most points
will move on to the semifinals,
and the other queens will be eliminated.
- [sighs]
- Work, queen.
- Oh, is that mine? [laughs]
Sorry. Ugh.
See it all here.
America, it's all going to plan, honey.
The girls realize I am fierce competition.
I think they did know, but now they really know.
- Congratulations, ladies. - Thank you.
- Congratulations. - Yes, have fun.
- I love y'all. - I love y'all.
- Thank you, thank you. - Go have fun.
Go dally out those points. - I love you. Thank you.
Mwah.
- I really think I should have been in the top two.
And my emotions and feelings are all over the place.
Because if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom, and right now,
I'm in the bottom.
Mm-hmm.
- That's for you. - What is that?
- It's your three.
- Thank you.
- Three, two. - Oh, my God.
We did it. - We did it.
I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.
I love you. - Mwah.
Oh, we got it.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
- We got it, we did it!
[both cheering]
Congrats! - Oh, my God.
- Congrats! - I'm freaking out.
- Yes.
- Bitch, I just knew that you had stormed me.
- I thought I did too.
[laughter]
I'm very excited that I got my two points.
Three points would have been really nice,
but this little new girl came in
and really thinks she did that. OK?
Oh, come here. Come here.
You did really good. It's OK.
Sam is big competition,
and she's very strategic, just like I am.
- It's happy tears, I promise. - I know it is.
- It's just like I was so intimidated.
- I know.
They're probably looking at us differently now,
so we have to remember that going throughout.
- That's true.
- That, like, we won first, and they're
not gonna be the most beneficial to us.
- Right.
- At the end of the day, she's playing the game
just like I'm playing the game.
And we both have points on the leaderboard,
and so, listen, if I gotta play a little dirty,
baby, that's the game.
- Wait for me.
- Ugh. Jeez, she runs late.
She wins things.
She wants me to do everything for her.
Jeez. - Yay!
- Pageant mom coming through.
- Oh!
- ♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪
♪ Good luck don't eff it up ♪
♪ Eff it up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up ♪
♪ Eff it up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up ♪
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