[upbeat rock music]
- We gonna put our foot on the gas and get ready.
- I'm a villain now, bitch. [cackles]
- Welcome to the semifinals.
Ah!
- This is "All Stars Untucked."
- So many gags and goops, baby.
- Take a time-out with legendary queens
returning to battle in the Tournament of All Stars.
- I know you hos put me last.
- The shade will reveal itself.
- 'Cause, honey,
if you're not watching "All Stars Untucked"...
- I'm a little stressed out right now.
- You're only getting half the story.
- Don't go anywhere.
[dramatic music]
- What's up, everybody?
We're getting ready for the talent show.
We're all gonna do our best.
I know it's a stretch for a lot of us.
Look at Dawn.
- Hello! Not my tit.
- She came from outer space.
♪ ♪
I am so excited to be so close to the end.
The stakes are definitely higher this week
because there's only one more elimination.
Nobody wants to be the last queen to be eliminated.
My plan is to win the talent show
because I learned on my season that
you can't trust drag queens to like your talent show.
♪ ♪
- It's just me, the Snowman.
She's melting. She can't wait to go.
Does being closer to a snowman make your nipples hard?
- Yes.
- Confirmed.
[upbeat music]
- OK.
I think I'm cheer-ready.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Don't try your girl ♪
♪ Don't try your girl, don't try your girl ♪
♪ Don't try your girl ♪
Shit.
- Ooh! Don't try it.
♪ ♪
- Number one.
Whoo-hoo.
- Let's rumble.
[dramatic music]
- Welcome to the Tournament of All Stars
All One Talent Rumble.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my gosh.
- All right, thank you, ladies.
Let's give it up for our queens one more time.
- Thank you.
- Whoo! - Thank you.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- This dress is signature Dawn
to the highest eleganza degree.
And it only feels right to wear it
for the very last runway of the semifinals.
Being this close to the finale and knowing that
one more person goes home is a little stressful.
Getting a win after landing towards the bottom last week
would secure my spot.
♪ ♪
- That's right. Keep that light on.
I'm Big Silk and I do big drag.
- How do we feel?
- [smooches] Stunning. - Stunning.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.
Based on your Talent Rumble performances
and your "it's giving crown, queen" runway presentations,
I've made my decision.
Crystal Methyd, condragulations.
- Oh, my God.
- You're a winner, baby.
- I did it!
- Now, in the Tournament of All Stars,
if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom.
So the rest of you, it's time to rate a queen.
You'll rank your competitors
from the top MVQ to the bottom.
And the bottom two will lip-sync for their lives.
You may leave the stage.
♪ ♪
- Ooh! [chuckles] Oh, whoa.
That was a lot. That's so crazy.
Welcome to Crystal's "Untucked."
Again.
I just won two weeks in a row.
My way to the finals is secured.
Does this mean I'm unstoppable?
♪ ♪
Cheers.
♪ ♪
Welcome to my kingdom.
Oh, my gosh. It's so beautiful.
Feels good to be queen.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh.
Look, there's so much room in here for me.
♪ ♪
And now we wait for my humble servants to come in.
♪ ♪
And there's gonna be a lot of feelings
and everyone's gonna hate me.
[chuckles]
[dramatic music]
- [sighs]
- Hey, baby. Hey, baby. - [sighs]
[indistinct chatter]
- You're gonna be OK, OK? - I know. I'm fine.
I just couldn't hold it in.
- I know. It's OK.
- It's like, Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't do anything.
Jesus Christ. [sighs]
- Yeah. - [sighs]
♪ ♪
I just--I just try so hard.
Now I have to fucking rate people.
But I don't think I should.
I would rather be sitting in "Untucked" happy.
[sniffles]
- [giggles]
- I think I was a lovely first runner-up.
- [laughs]
Hello. Welcome to Crystal's kingdom.
- What would you like for me to do for you?
- I just want you to join me and kiki
about this Rate-A-Queen because I haven't gotten to do it.
- Oh, my goodness.
- And do you think everyone hates me?
- No. - Jasmine does.
- Oh, Jasmine does, for sure.
- Jasmine, are you feeling emotional?
- I've tried so hard to get a win.
And I really thought I was great.
And I don't mean anything against Crystal,
but talent show--
♪ ♪
- Gagged.
I know it had nothing to do with me.
I know Jasmine had been telling me
she really wanted to win the talent show.
And I will give it to her.
She did have a legitimate talent.
I was just more talented.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
[dramatic music]
- How do it feel to win both weeks?
- I'm obviously so excited that the judges loved my number.
- I was disgusted. I was turned on.
I just didn't know what was happening in front of my eyes.
And that is what I love about this show.
- I think that now I have a huge target on my back.
- Mm-hmm. - Whatever that means.
I don't know if that will come into play, you know?
You would have had my vote for number one if I voted.
- Aw, thank you.
I'm very proud of my critiques that I got.
- No, you definitely should be.
- The only negative critique I got was these shoes.
- The only thing that would have brought it to a 10
for me was that shoe.
To put an open-toe kind of clunky wood platform with it
doesn't work.
- There were so many times I used to come in "Drag Race"
and they used to walk the dog on me.
You so unpolished.
Your pads are lumpy. Your hair, your makeup.
- It seemed messy.
Your jacket looked wrinkly.
Your padding, you could see the outlines of your hip pads.
Like, girl, we saw everything.
- But I haven't gotten it like that.
And I feel, like, so blessed for that.
No matter what happens, I know this lip sync,
if I've got to go in there,
I think that A'keria will make me number five
just because I gave her a number six last week.
- I feel, like, 50/50 going into this next week
as far as, like, if I'll be judged fairly
or if it would be like a girlfriend thing.
And not saying it to be on a shady level.
I mean, other than her fake ass down there.
I knew I was going to get
a negative critique from her anyway.
- I'm scared that everybody is just sick of me and A'keria
and put us in the bottom and see which one moves on.
Like, my gut tell me that's what's gonna happen tonight.
- Yeah.
- But based on critiques,
I'd still put her at 5 because,
I'm sorry, the dummies were atrocious.
- I kind of liked the way that the ankles looked like
they were breaking at every step.
- [laughs] I don't know if I played it right or fair,
but you know I'm always here for all the consequences.
- Mm-hmm. - If need be.
- Oh, hi. - Hello.
- Hi.
- Miss Star, welcome to Crystal's kingdom.
- Well, howdy doody.
- So how are you feeling after Rate-A-Queen, Miss Thing?
- I'm so stressed. But it is what it is.
♪ ♪
Since you haven't had to rank anyone yet,
if you had to rank this week,
who would be in what positions for you?
- I think I already had made up my mind
before hearing critiques,
so I think I kind of had Silky at 1, Jasmine 2.
I enjoyed Joey doing something unique.
Then you. - OK.
- Then Dawn, then A'keria.
- Got it. - I think that's fair.
- If you're not the winner, you are in danger.
And at this point, I do kind of feel like I'm in danger.
I don't know.
Something in my gut is telling me,
bitch, you better go back there and figure out
what the hell you're gonna do if you have to lip-sync.
- Oh, it's a gay. - Oh, hey, Jojo.
- Hello, Miss Jay. - Whoa.
- Welcome to Crystal's queendom.
- Are we over here? Oh.
- I'm in my throne.
Now that there's more of us, should we go, um--
- Yeah, let's go over there.
- Let's go get comfortable by the couch.
- Joey. - Huh?
- I'm an emotional wreck.
- You are? - Yeah.
- I feel mixed emotions after my ranking.
My number four MVQ, Sam Star.
Sam and I are the only two homosexuals on the season.
But if Sam had an unbelievable routine,
I wouldn't have put her as low.
Who's your number one?
[quirky suspenseful music]
- I put you for number one.
- You're so sweet. - [chuckles]
- Are we taking a vow of silence?
- [laughs]
- Come here, my angel. I love you.
- I love you too.
- [sighs] - You OK?
- No, I'm fine.
I'm just, like--
[dramatic music]
It has nothing to do with Crystal.
- I know it's not. - It's really not.
- And I know that you wanted this week, and I knew that.
- And it's just, that's what it is.
- Jasmine had a lot of feelings.
So I'm not gonna take it personally.
But she did call me untalented.
All I have to say is eat my carrot.
- I am, like, really overwhelmed, like--
- Yeah, today is an overwhelming day.
- I'm like--like, I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
I'm overwhelmed because I know I've got a 5 coming my way.
In my mind, regardless of what happened, I'm lip-syncing.
That's in my mind.
And, like, I'm just getting overwhelmed.
- Yeah.
- If we gonna put our foot on the gas,
we can't think about it. Just get ready.
- Right.
- And for me, I'm about to just get ready for this sh--
- I could literally just cry.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, I just can't.
I want to eat a cupcake.
- I'm sorry, Silky.
- What did you put me, four? - Yeah.
- OK. - I'm sorry.
[sighs] - No.
Girl, don't you be doing all this shit.
I'm about to go over here and get rid of her.
- [sobs] - I'ma go get ready.
- I'm just-- no, it's gonna be me.
That's the thing. - No, it ain't.
- Yes, it is.
And I have to go against fucking A'keria
to "Run the World."
- No, you're not.
I put you two.
I'm gonna end up going against her.
- Oh, my God. And if you do, it'd be my fucking fault.
I'm sorry, Silky.
- Don't be sorry. - Please.
- It's OK.
Let me tell you something. I know how the game go.
Despite the critiques, what everybody saw, it's OK.
- Well, if you do, I want you to know I'm gonna vote for you.
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna be screaming for you.
- I'm about to go fight.
- And if it's me, please cheer for me.
- I will. - I love you.
- I love you.
- Let me tell you, don't you be upset, baby.
This is the All Stars game.
- Girl, they did this to us. What the fuck?
- And if I've got to lip-sync for my motherfucking life,
then, bitch, I was ready to do so.
Don't you ever forget that shit.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
- Oh! - Hi!
- Come here, my little elf. - Congrats, Crystal.
- Welcome. - It was well-deserved.
- Thank you, thank you. - It was well-deserved.
- Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
- Hi, sis. - Hi, Jazzy.
- I'm a lot better now. - Oh, good. I love you.
Mwah, mwah.
- I'm not happy,
but I don't think I'm in danger of being in the bottom two.
I think, based on judges' critiques
and everybody else in the room,
I think I'll be just fine.
- Hi, Sam.
- It's OK.
It's OK.
- [sighs] - Come look. It's OK.
You can still win.
Don't think that you can't. - Where did you rank me?
Just be honest.
I'm sorry.
- Wow.
What the fuck?
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- A'keria, welcome.
- Thank you, thank you.
- How you doing, A'keria?
- I'm good.
I'm good.
- Should we go sit at the table over there?
- Do y'all want to go sit over there?
- Sure. - All right, let's go sit.
- I want to go sit in the chairs.
Ooh, I'm getting back in my seat.
♪ ♪
- [chuckles] Girl, what the fuck is this?
Like, high school?
- I'm sorry, girl.
- I knew, regardless of whatever I did,
if I didn't win, that nine times out of ten,
I was gonna be ranked low.
And I'm trying to keep myself, like, motivated.
- You are doing an amazing job of
being so, like, in it still.
- Bitch, 'cause I'm slowly cracking.
- Yeah, you are genuinely, like, one of the classiest,
most talented people I've ever met.
- I'm literally cracking.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- [slurps]
- [chuckles and sighs]
How you feeling, girl? - It is what it is.
- Well, I think, right now, it's between you and--
you and Joey.
- Oh, I would love for it to be her.
That would be fierce.
And then, A'keria, I want you to wear her out.
Just when you feel good about yourself, life wanna
slap you in the face and say, bitch, you ain't that cute.
Watch this.
- Well.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
- I just got left over there
with the two bitches I ranked last.
So I was just like...[squeals]
- You walked over there.
- No, we were all sitting over there,
and then you four left, and I was like, what the fuck?
- Look at them sitting over there.
- [giggles]
- God dang it.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I would love to present Jasmine...
[shouting and laughter] - Yes!
- With a lovely first runner plaque.
- [laughs]
- The first runner-up of the pageant tonight...
- Thank you.
- Is Jasmine Kennedie. - Thank you.
- And if Crystal cannot fulfill her duties and obligations--
- Yes.
- If Crystal does not fulfill her obligations...
- I won.
- By the time this is aired, you will receive the $10,000.
- Thank you.
- The way you were talking your shit was crazy.
- Attention, attention.
Girls of the Crystal kingdom. - Ha!
- I think it's time for us
to go back to the main stage... - That's great.
- And get ready. - Already?
- I don't think I will.
- So let's go listen to our songs.
- I think, if I'm not there, they can't make me lip-sync.
- Girl, y'all just can't make my life easy.
I know I'm going to lip-sync tonight,
so I'm not trying to get in my head.
I would never give these bitches that satisfaction.
Because at the end of the day, the goal is to win.
And I'm just ready to do what I need to do.
- OK. We're leaving.
Bye, "Untucked." It's been fun.
Mwah.
But was it talent? - But was it talent?
- But was it a talent?
- No.
- Let me get this big back out in the open.
- Well, "Untucked," I pray it's not the last time.
So I need thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
♪ ♪
[music slows down and stops]
And she wants the last word.
So give it up for this week's winner.
- No, I just forgot my flags in here.
But we'll go. We'll go.
- What did she just call me? - [laughs]
- Mwah.
♪ ♪
- Girl.
Girl.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Come on, sis.
♪ ♪
- Sister.
- I 100% feel like I'm at risk of being in the bottom
because I was like,
I'm gonna judge based on who's gonna be the cleanest.
And then I fuck up 800 times.
So I'm like, well, shit,
now they're all gonna send my ass home.
I have not had a chance to lip sync in the competition.
Maybe there's a benefit to that
because they haven't seen what I'll deliver.
- Do you have something I could wear?
- I have this.
With pink boots.
Or I have this.
- Ladies, we got 14 minutes to change. 14.
- [laughs]
- Joey. - We'll leave it on.
- Sam comes over. Girl, you got anything to wear?
- I already know I placed her low,
and I feel incredibly guilty.
Then A'keria comes over, and she's like,
sis, you got anything to wear?
I've got these two things right here.
I have a gold belt too.
- Even though I put you in the bottom,
I will still give you the clothes off my back.
'Cause I'm a sister.
- Bitch, it's a whole bunch of us paranoid hos tonight.
- Oh, 100%.
- But y'all know the phrase.
- I think it's gonna be really close.
- I think so. I think it's all--
- I think it's gonna be, like,
down to, like, a point for everybody.
- Yes.
♪ ♪
- I don't know if I gotta lip-sync or not,
but I just want y'all to know in case it's time--
- She doesn't. She really doesn't.
- [chuckles] In case it's time.
- She doesn't.
OK. - Let me tell you something.
- Oh! - I'm a paranoid ho.
- It's fine.
♪ ♪
- You better walk that fucking duck.
♪ ♪
- Let's go.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back, All Stars.
Your fellow queens have made some decisions.
Based on the Rate-A-Queen results,
the bottom two queens of the week are...
A'keria C. Davenport
and Sam Star.
[energetic music]
The time has come
for you to Lip Sync for Your Life!
♪ ♪
A'keria C. Davenport, shantay, you stay.
- Thank you so much.
- Sam Star, sashay away.
- Everybody knows I'm not just some star.
It's Sam Star.
Ting. - Aw.
- Yes, queen. - Thank you.
[bittersweet music]
I'm gutted.
I mean, I didn't make it as far
as I did my first time here.
And that is a tough pill to swallow.
But, girl, life's not fair.
The girls had the power,
and they did exactly what they wanted to do.
So I'm gonna leave with my head held high.
I'm proud of what I did.
And, you know, you can never take Sam Star's shine.
Well, that's our wrap on Little Miss Samantha.
I did my best, everybody.
Sorry to let you down,
but I hope you haven't seen the last of me.
So come find me somewhere.
And thank you to everybody.
Can I get a yee-haw?
Mwah.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪