1 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,098 [people chattering indistinctly] 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,136 Oh, it's so cold. 3 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,811 It's like a thousand needles poking into you. 4 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,439 It finally feels like Christmas. 5 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,069 I can't believe you grew up with this. 6 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,819 Is this Philly or the ice planet Hoth? [laughs] 7 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:27,991 [laughs] 8 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,489 Yeah, listen. 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:34,123 Uh, when you first meet my dad, maybe cool it with the Star Wars talk. 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,080 Just until he gets to know you. And then... 11 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,623 -I don't know, maybe also after. -Aww. 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,539 You're so cute when you're trying to hide who I am. 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,285 Emmy, I got this. 14 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,706 I know. Just... I want him to love you as much as I love you. 15 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:53,050 Okay. Well, my dad said he'd be here at 8:45, and it's 8:40... 16 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,184 ...five. 17 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,230 Hey! There he is! 18 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,153 -Hey, Dad! Merry almost-Christmas! -Mmm. 19 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,729 Welcome home, sweetie! 20 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,357 This must be Matt. 21 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,282 Hey. 22 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,490 Good to finally meet you in person. [chuckles] 23 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,411 How was the flight? 24 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,699 Ah, you know, red-eyes are tough. Always hard to get much sleep. 25 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,537 I can sleep anywhere. 26 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,159 I trained my body to sleep through air strikes 27 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,326 when I led a platoon in Desert Storm. 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,833 Wow. I just... 29 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,798 take half an Ambien and drink red wine. Your thing's cooler. 30 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,759 [laughs] 31 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,508 Mixing drugs and alcohol. 32 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,257 Interesting. 33 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,099 Okay! Here we go. [claps hands] Let's... 34 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,428 -All right. -Yeah. 35 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,763 [Don] Oh, you got your ax. 36 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,063 So, how's your band? 37 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,135 -Had any gigs? -[coughs] Oh. 38 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,057 A few. 39 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,194 Mostly still paying our dues. 40 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,111 [Don] Uh-huh. 41 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,566 Paying dues, not rent, huh? 42 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,447 [chuckles] Just kidding ya. 43 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,239 -[Don laughs] -[Matt chuckles] 44 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,412 Good one. [chuckles] 45 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,196 [Matt chuckles] 46 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,624 Oh, look at me, back of a cop car. 47 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,163 It's like I'm a perp, you know, and you're the-- Oh! 48 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,920 I feel like a bad boy back here. 49 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,006 [laughs] 50 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,301 Oh, dang it. I left my mittens on the plane. 51 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,097 Hey, Em. 52 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,556 You remember my buddy, Ted Boseman? 53 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,100 -No. -Oh, yeah you do. 54 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,519 Anyway, I ran into him at church last Sunday, 55 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:29,863 and it turns out he's kind of a big deal here at D&P Financial. 56 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,741 And he wants to chat with you 57 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,069 about opportunities right here in Philly. 58 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,315 -Oh. -What, you mean like her move back here? 59 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,907 -[brakes hard] -[tires squeal] 60 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:41,945 Seat belt, please. 61 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,503 Dad, I already have a finance job in LA, 62 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,503 where I live with the guy that I love. 63 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,375 -How are you doing back there, sweetie? -Bulletproof glass is hard. 64 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,589 Yeah, forget I mentioned it. 65 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,223 But, uh... 66 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,551 Ah, keep it in mind. [chuckles] 67 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,891 Got the Christmas lights out, ready to go. 68 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,103 Love it. Love it. [chuckles] 69 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,351 We put our lights up today, and we take them down on New Year's Day. 70 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,818 Emmy's mom, she had a rule. 71 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,781 Ten days, that's it. This ain't Las Vegas. 72 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,740 [Don chuckles] 73 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,949 Everybody's coming over tonight for the Quinn family house lighting. 74 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,661 Tradition's my dad's favorite thing. 75 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,121 Right up there with Law & Order. [chuckles] 76 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,372 The show and the thing. 77 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:29,127 Our house lighting, tree trimming, caroling, midnight mass, 78 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,089 Christmas brunch, Christmas dinner, 79 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:34,209 a sensible New Year's Eve celebration. 80 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,717 The world might change... 81 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,467 The Quinns... 82 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:38,931 never will. 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,891 Remember when you asked why I moved across the country? 84 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,310 Here it is! 85 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:51,266 The house that made all this. 86 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,071 This is nice. 87 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,859 I want the full tour, 88 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,114 -but can I take a quick nap? -Yeah. 89 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,946 I just want to be on my game when I meet the-- 90 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,781 Oh, my God! 91 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,406 [gasps] The prodigal sister returns. Give me hugs, come here! I want them! Oh! 92 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,785 [squeals] 93 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,921 Matt, this is my sister Patsy and her husband Todd. 94 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,289 Mr. Rock 'n' Roller. Coming in for a hug. I'm a hugger. 95 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,457 Okay. [squeals] 96 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,964 -[Matt grunts] -[Patsy laughs] 97 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,966 -Thanks for coming over to welcome us. -Oh, your dad said we had to. 98 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,300 [clears throat] And I said, "Heck, I want to." 99 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,354 So, who's hungry? I'm making eggies like Mom used to make. 100 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,890 Not as good, obviously. But not bad, if I do say so myself. 101 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,314 And I do! 102 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,234 [Patsy laughs] 103 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,516 Please have an eggie. 104 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:38,193 -We arrested a mall Santa last night. -[Emmy] Mm. 105 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,028 He lost a toe breaking into Victoria's Secret. 106 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,696 [laughs] 107 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,412 Nancy, the nurse at the hospital, she says, 108 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,623 "Somebody just made his own naughty list." 109 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,834 [all laugh] 110 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,417 She's a hoot. 111 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,378 [Matt laughs] 112 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,338 Oh. Well, there'll be coal in his lace stocking, huh? 113 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,839 Want to go get some sleep, Matt? 114 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:01,925 I really do. 115 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:07,427 -Well, look who's here from Hollyweird. -Hi! 116 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,135 Oh. Matt, this is my brother Sean, his wife Joy. 117 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,846 -Hey, Matt! -Sean Jr. Hi! 118 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:14,146 Donny. Oh, Baby Margie! 119 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,770 There'll be a test on these names later. 120 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,571 Not really. 121 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,528 My name's easy. You look at me, what do you see? 122 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,240 Joy. Donny, stop playing with the knives. 123 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:29,248 Sean Jr., you are getting so big. You look like you could be an Avenger. 124 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,251 You don't need to do that. 125 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,621 Yeah! He's in a fun new phase. 126 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,705 So, Matt. LA boy. You a Rams fan? 127 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,705 Uh, I don't really like football. 128 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,086 I love it. 129 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,635 You know, Super Bowls, touchdowns, 130 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,139 just all of it. 131 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,681 Tom Brady. I mean, he's one of 'em. 132 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,181 [laughs] You got me. 133 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,557 I was like, "Uh-oh, Em got a dud." 134 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,188 Pats, we doing eggies? 135 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,111 Yeah. 136 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,146 -Which way is the bathroom? -Right there. 137 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,614 [Matt chuckles] 138 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,908 You know, it's just-- It's pee. 139 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,118 He seems nice. 140 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,957 But is he worth staying in California, 141 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,342 with all the earthquakes and the fires and Californians? 142 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,168 [Alan] At least admit that it was inconsiderate. 143 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,926 [Kayla] Oh, my God. It's not that big of a deal, Alan. 144 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,103 I just wish you'd shown me the Christmas card 145 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,758 before mailing them to everyone we know. 146 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,556 Great! You can be in charge next year. 147 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,520 -Good! -Awesome! 148 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,679 -Fantastic! -Can you double-cheese that thing? 149 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,404 Hi, sis. Sorry we're late. 150 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,650 Someone only started caring about the Christmas cards 151 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,652 after I mailed them out this morning. 152 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,574 Gosh, who could "someone" be? 153 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,610 How do we crack that code? 154 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,033 Who wants an eggie? Kayla, Alan? You want an eggie? 155 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,157 -I want a divorce. -What? 156 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,083 -What? -What? 157 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,535 Okay, I'm sorry I didn't show you the cards. 158 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,003 Now, can we please move on? 159 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,208 No. I-I want a divorce. 160 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,088 I didn't mean for it to come out like this, but... 161 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,342 [inhales deeply] ...you have to admit we're not happy. 162 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,931 You're leaving me? 163 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,466 Now? 164 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,722 Well, there's not really a good time. 165 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,766 Yes, there is. 166 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,351 When you die. That's when you leave, Alan. 167 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,885 Till death do us part. 168 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,266 Death, Alan, not Christmas. 169 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,648 Hey. Let me guess. Kayla and Alan. 170 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,454 [chuckles] Patsy, I think I'm ready for that name test. 171 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,359 [chuckles] 172 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,487 [whispers inaudibly] 173 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,703 Oh. 174 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,202 We fight every day. 175 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,249 We haven't had sex in a year! 176 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:38,419 I can't believe you're talking about this in front of my entire family. 177 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,539 And that guy. 178 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,586 You're with your entire family all the time. 179 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,932 Everything happens in front of them, and because of them. 180 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:48,839 [Kayla scoffs] 181 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,927 We're the reason you're bailing on your marriage? 182 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,023 We're the problem? 183 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,934 We're delightful. 184 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,725 Kay. 185 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,355 We don't have kids. 186 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,028 So, yeah, 187 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,699 I think it's best to rip the Band-Aid off and move on. 188 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:10,698 And Don, did you just unsnap the holster of your service revolver? 189 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,699 If you want to leave, 190 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,075 then go. 191 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,368 Now. 192 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:23,880 Back door, buddy. 193 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,642 Your mom's eggies? 194 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,309 Always too salty. 195 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,520 [Kayla and Patsy gasp] 196 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,605 No wonder he didn't want our cards to go out. 197 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,029 "Happy Holidays from Kayla and Alan?" 198 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,899 It was a lie. 199 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,065 Honey, uh... 200 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,164 You put "Happy Holidays," not "Merry Christmas?" 201 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,370 Oh, Dad. 202 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,159 He means that we love you 203 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,663 -and we're here for you. -Yes. Honey. 204 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,794 -Of course. -[Kayla] What am I gonna do? 205 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,041 I woke up this morning and everything was fine, and now... 206 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,293 Now, I don't even want to go home. 207 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,461 But you could stay here. 208 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,511 As long as you want. This will always be your home. 209 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,590 [Emmy] Yeah. 210 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,835 And I'll be here. 211 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,886 [Patsy] Ooh, it'll be just like the old days. 212 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,510 [Kayla sighing] 213 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,391 I'm sorry, Mom. 214 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,940 A Quinn getting divorced. 215 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,477 I don't know what happened. 216 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,322 Well? Hug me! 217 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,072 Okay. 218 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:32,989 Oh, Jesus! 219 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,163 Sorry. 220 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,370 -What are you guys doing? -Nothing. 221 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,121 Just... this eggnog went bad. 222 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,583 Yeah, it's just a bad... 223 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,865 -nog situation. -[Matt] Oh. 224 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,827 Looked like you were pouring one out to someone. 225 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,997 [laughs] No. No. 226 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:46,915 [laughs] 227 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:47,843 No. 228 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,554 I feel so bad for Kayla. 229 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,010 Yeah. 230 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,175 But... 231 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:55,755 you know... 232 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:56,675 [inhales] 233 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,602 Two sides to every story. 234 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,475 Alan has his issues, but Kayla can be a bit of a-- 235 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,519 -Pill. -A big pill. 236 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,062 -Yeah. -Oh. 237 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,515 Wow. Okay. 238 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,355 You know, I-I like getting the in-laws take on this stuff, 239 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,151 'cause I'm hoping to be one of you guys soon. 240 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,533 I'm gonna ask Emmy to marry me. 241 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,114 Christmas morning. 242 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,120 [Joy] Hmm. 243 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,198 [Matt chuckles] 244 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,162 We need to tell him. 245 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,373 -No, we can't trust him. -He needs to know. 246 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,076 Obviously, I can hear you. 247 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,499 Hi. 248 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,881 Okay, look. Emmy's great. You guys should totally get married. 249 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,634 Just do it far away from here. 250 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,468 LA's good. Hawaii's better. 251 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,301 Guam is still America. 252 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,346 -[Kayla] I don't know what happened. -B-B-Be cool. 253 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,270 -[Patsy] We're here for you. -[Don] Of course. 254 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,851 We were pouring one out. 255 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,097 To Alan. 256 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,059 We have a sort of support group. 257 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,521 Support group for what? 258 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,030 The people who married into this family. 259 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,818 The Quinns are great. 260 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,113 But when they're together, which is almost every day... 261 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,277 Pizza Fridays, Sunday brunches, 262 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,696 pop-ins, stop-bys, meetups, hangouts. 263 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,753 Don has a saying: "There's the Quinn way and the wrong way." 264 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,421 How to spend your money. How to vote. Where to vacation. 265 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,001 -What kind of soda to drink. -Pepsi. 266 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,876 It's always got to be Pepsi. 267 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,375 And our spouses think the Quinn way is normal. 268 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,756 But it's like a cult. 269 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,218 A G-rated cult. 270 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,099 So we, uh... 271 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,230 We secretly meet at this bar, Otto's. Just to talk stuff out. 272 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,482 And the family will never catch us there because Quinns don't drink. 273 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,901 Don says alcohol is a crutch, which I guess is true, 274 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,770 but also, you know, shut up. [chuckles] 275 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,185 We, uh, call ourselves the Outlaw In-laws. 276 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,317 -No, we don't. Todd does. -It's good. 277 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,065 Outlaw In-laws! [laughs] 278 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,409 Thanks. But Emmy's not like that at all. 279 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,253 She drinks Coke and alcohol. 280 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,998 That's because she's been away. 281 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,960 But in the four or five days you're here, she'll get sucked back in. 282 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,041 We're here for ten days. 283 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,706 -Oh, Lord. -Oh, you poor bastard. 284 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,838 -[strumming] -Hey. 285 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:57,764 [Matt] Hmm? 286 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,640 I'm so glad you're here. 287 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,550 [slight chuckle] 288 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,467 Me too. 289 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,719 How do you think I'm doing so far? 290 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,637 Great. 291 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,135 In fact, you'd better pace yourself with all that charm. 292 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,807 We still got a lot of trip left. 293 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,855 Oh, well, I have a lot of charm left. 294 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,150 -With razzle-dazzle to spare. -[laughs] 295 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,404 [chuckles] Can I take a nap now? 296 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,316 [both laughing] 297 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,317 -[Kayla] Oh, look. -Oh! 298 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,448 The lovebirds. 299 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,754 Hey, Kayla. 300 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,830 How you feelin'? 301 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,325 Sad. [exhales] 302 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,286 Angry. 303 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,587 Confused. 304 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,424 A little hungry. 305 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,759 Well, how about a little food for the soul? 306 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,342 Any requests? 307 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,682 Do you know the song "Not Now" by you? 308 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,595 So, Matt. 309 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,225 Kayla and I shared this room when we were kids. 310 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,063 -Yeah. Now it's her and you. -Yeah. 311 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,444 I just keep getting cut out of people's lives. 312 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:58,987 Oh, well... 313 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,111 Do you want to stay in here with me tonight? 314 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,867 Matt could take the spare room. Right, Matt? 315 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,778 Oh, yes. That would make me feel so much better. 316 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,077 -Oh, good. -Thank you. 317 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:07,829 Aww. 318 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,714 Oh, you want me to go now? 319 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,581 -Mm-hmm. -[softly] Thank you. 320 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,513 [laughs] 321 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,548 Man, puberty hit the Keller kids hard. 322 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,053 -Hey, can I talk to you guys? -Sure, sweetie. 323 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,230 Oh, a sit-down talk. 324 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,808 You're not pregnant, are you? 325 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,935 So... [exhales] 326 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:41,696 I know you've been wondering why I've been all, like, quiet lately. 327 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,906 [exhales] I've been trying to figure out how to tell you. 328 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,619 I, um... 329 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:47,989 [exhales] 330 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,250 I have these feelings. 331 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,286 In me. 332 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,705 I tried talking myself out of it, 333 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,383 feeling this way, but... 334 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:00,919 [exhales] 335 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:01,966 ...it's who I am. 336 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,478 Sorry, go ahead. 337 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,480 Or we could do this later. Up to you. You want to do it later? 338 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,396 [Sean Jr. sighs] No. 339 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,320 I wanted you to know that I'm... 340 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,150 I'm an atheist. 341 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,068 Oh, we love you no matter-- 342 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,320 What? 343 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,584 [laughs] 344 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,081 He's an atheist. 345 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:33,956 I thought he was gonna say... 346 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,997 I'm having more water. 347 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,916 I was nervous to tell you 'cause you raised me all Catholic 348 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,216 and I didn't want to upset you. 349 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,379 Oh, we're not upset. 350 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,427 Right, Sean? 351 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,430 [muffled] Unh-unh. 352 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,854 Oh. 353 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,851 So, do I tell Poppy Don 354 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,813 I'm not going to church on Christmas Eve, or should you? 355 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,442 How's that now? 356 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:02,399 I mean, obviously I'm not gonna go and just pretend to believe in God. 357 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,204 [laughs] Right. No. Obviously not. 358 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,319 [laughs] 359 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,867 Kayla, guess what I did to make you feel better. 360 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,701 Invented a time machine and undid all my life choices. 361 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,667 Almost. Um, yeah. 362 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,589 I, uh, dug up Mom's old Christmas cookie cutters, and... 363 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,003 Ta-da! 364 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,422 They remind me of Mom. 365 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,434 -Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think that-- -I still want them. 366 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,306 Hey, um... 367 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,811 You don't need to keep trying to be Mom for her. 368 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,726 Yeah. [chuckles] 369 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,060 -Gonna keep trying to be Mom for her? -So much. 370 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,151 This is going to look great. 371 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,157 [growls] 372 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,368 [Matt chuckles] 373 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,948 I mean, that angel is... 374 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,914 angelic. 375 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,040 It goes on the roof. 376 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,999 Represents Emmy's mom, looking down on all of us. 377 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,539 Wow. 378 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,837 Yeah, we've had this house lighting tradition for years. 379 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,472 We let the grandkids flip on the lights. 380 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,889 We sing carols, drink hot cider. 381 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,889 Oh, I love hot cider. 382 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,431 People are always coming up to me, like, "Hot chocolate rules." 383 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,515 I'm like, "Get away, dude. No way. 384 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,480 I'm a cider guy. Hot cider for me, thanks." 385 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,774 We're gonna have hot chocolate, too. 386 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,105 Also really good. 387 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,614 Hmm. 388 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:25,782 Anyway... 389 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,280 I'm in love with your daughter, Mr. Quinn. 390 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,027 And when a man loves a woman who... 391 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,159 has a father... 392 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,122 traditionally... 393 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580 uh... 394 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,415 Are you asking for my blessing to marry Emmy? 395 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,630 Oh. Uh... 396 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,883 Yes, I-I was. 397 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,336 I am. 398 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,802 You are the first of my three daughters' suitors 399 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,347 to have the guts to do this. 400 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,350 [exhales] 401 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,018 I really appreciate it. 402 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,692 Oh... [laughs] 403 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,610 You are quite welcome. [chuckles] 404 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,519 [exhales] 405 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,396 Which makes it that much harder to say no. 406 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,660 You know, after this whole Alan thing, I just... 407 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,158 realized I got to be more careful about who I let into this family. 408 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,158 [sighs] But thanks for asking. 409 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080 It means a lot. 410 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,292 Not enough, but a lot. 411 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,416 So he stomped on your hopes and dreams. 412 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,876 Welcome to the club, buddy. 413 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,089 [glasses clink] 414 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,601 I don't need his permission to ask, you know? 415 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,639 I was just trying to be a gentleman. 416 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,104 See, that's why I didn't ask for permission to marry Patsy. 417 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,685 Lost his respect, but avoided his wrath. [chuckles] 418 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,651 Wassup! 419 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,026 Like I said, hold off on asking Emmy to marry you on this trip. 420 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,111 But Christmas is the perfect time. 421 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,123 You know what? He thinks he can intimidate me. 422 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,160 But when I want something, I go for it. 423 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,754 I just need to prove to him that I'm good enough. 424 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,159 No. Not good enough. 425 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,745 Perfect. 426 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,592 -He's like a hurt baby duck. -Mm-hmm. 427 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,759 You want to help, but maybe it's best to let him waddle into the bushes 428 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,759 -and die. -Oh. 429 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,221 Still got it. 430 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,481 Oh, God. 431 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,558 Hey. Just wanted to check in, see if you needed any help. 432 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,687 I want to show you that I'm a, uh... a, uh... 433 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,025 a vessel of dependability. 434 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,701 A vessel of-- 435 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,993 Are you high, rock star? 436 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,661 'Cause you know I can still bust you for that. This ain't LA. 437 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,210 Or Colorado. 438 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,789 Or Maine, or Alaska, or... 439 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,421 Good Lord, it'd take less time to tell you the good states. 440 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,379 [Don mumbling] 441 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,174 Matt? What are you doing up there? 442 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,468 Just, uh, helping your dad with the lights. 443 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,642 Oh. 444 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,009 Dad, do you want help? 445 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,256 [Don] Sure don't. 446 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,845 Matt, come on, we're making a fire. Come watch Elf with me and Kayla. 447 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,805 [mouths] No! 448 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,188 [Emmy] My family's gonna be here in an hour. 449 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,652 It's best to just let my dad do things his way. The Quinn way. 450 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,863 [Don] Actually, I didn't know it was that late. 451 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,114 I'm gonna need some help to finish in time. 452 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,026 [chuckles] Oh! 453 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,454 Great. I'll stay. 454 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,159 I am here for you. 455 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,374 All right. 456 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,827 [grunting] On the roof. 457 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,617 Which is actually a lot higher than you'd think. 458 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,206 I got a bad feeling about this. 459 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,674 Hey, nice. 460 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,171 That's a line from Star Wars. 461 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,176 It's actually repeated in many of the, uh-- 462 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,468 Oh, you don't care. 463 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,060 You know, this is actually still a little crooked. 464 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,481 -Let me fix it real quick. -Hey. 465 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,639 -We still have a lot to do. -[Matt grunts] 466 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,808 I hear you, Mr. Quinn. But as an artist, 467 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,897 -I have an eye for these things. -Hey, look! 468 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,732 I know you probably hate the term "artist." 469 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,187 No, no! Look! Look! 470 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,027 -Sorry. Sorry! -Don't stomp on her! That's my wife! 471 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,326 [Matt] Whoa. Whoa! 472 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,245 [Don grunts] 473 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,290 Wait. 474 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,880 Oh, my-- Oh, my God, it's sticking right in you. 475 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,496 Oh, look at it. 476 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,876 Look at it! Look! 477 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,551 I can't. It's in my forehead. 478 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,010 Ohh. 479 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,224 [thuds] 480 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,480 You are definitely tougher than our nine-toed Santa. 481 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,559 [chuckles] Well... 482 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,654 that's the nice part about getting shot early in my career, Nancy. 483 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,478 Any pain after that is just playing for second. 484 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,239 My son was ten pounds at birth. 485 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,951 Every pain since, I'm like, "If it ain't a giant baby being yanked out of me, 486 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:43,873 bring it." 487 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,411 [laughs] 488 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,459 [Don] This kid staples me in the head and he's the one who faints. 489 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,499 I can't believe this is the one my daughter brings home. 490 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,844 Look, Mr. Quinn. Don. 491 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,922 I know you're used to getting your way, but you-- 492 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,337 Oh, my God. Is that sticking in your brain?! 493 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,716 Help me, help-- 494 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,053 [thuds] 495 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,434 He's a bigger pain than a ten-pound baby. 496 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,268 [laughs] 497 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,523 You're such a hoot. 498 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,444 [laughs] 499 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,781 You're all alone on the holidays, too. 500 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,736 Aunt Kayla's talking to a fish. 501 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,906 It's been a long day, bud. 502 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,115 Where'd Sean Jr. go? 503 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,456 He's talking to my dad. I knew I shouldn't have brought him. 504 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,383 You don't think he's gonna tell him he's an atheist 505 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,926 when he's in the hospital, do you? 506 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:47,514 I actually think we should be proud of Sean Jr. for not hiding who he is. 507 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,392 Maybe everybody shouldn't have to tiptoe around your dad. 508 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,185 Kayla's talking to a fish and she seems less crazy than you right now. 509 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,402 I tried to be there for Kayla like Mom would've, 510 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,906 but everything I did today just made her feel worse. 511 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,702 Maybe I'm just not cut out for it. 512 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,325 Being a mom. 513 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,924 I know it's taking longer than we thought, but it's gonna happen. 514 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,746 Okay? And when it does, 515 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,383 you're gonna be great. 516 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,512 -[slight chuckle] -All right? 517 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,630 Now Aunt Kayla's stealing the fish. 518 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,508 Our kid will be easier than her. 519 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,355 Hey, bud. I saw you talking to Poppy Don in there. 520 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,857 That's fun. 521 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,145 I decided not to tell him. 522 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,114 [inhales sharply] 523 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,611 [exhales] Oh, thank God. 524 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,738 We're good. 525 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,822 [laughing] Okay. 526 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,535 I'm gonna go put my face against some cold glass. 527 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,542 Sweetie, 528 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,672 you know you don't have to be afraid to tell Poppy Don the truth, right? 529 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,764 No, I'm not. 530 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,172 I went in there to tell him. 531 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,257 Then I asked how he was doing. 532 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,473 And he said he knew he'd be fine 533 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:12,683 because Grammy Margaret was up in heaven watching over him 534 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,056 and all of us. 535 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,186 [sighs] I just couldn't do it to the guy. 536 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:23,067 Well, I guess Dad's house lighting is canceled. 537 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:28,777 [curtain slides] 538 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,326 This is just... 539 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,249 The nurse is making me. 540 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,079 I see what you're trying to do. 541 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:40,793 Fighting for Emmy. 542 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,340 I'm just doing the same thing. 543 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,336 Hey, so we have loving Emmy in common. 544 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,295 That's something, right? 545 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,295 In that it makes us opponents? 546 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,257 Okay. 547 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,773 Did you finish your juice? 548 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,021 Yes. 549 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,194 No. 550 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,572 [sighs] When you're finished, you're clear to go. 551 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,201 You, on the other hand, your heart rate's a bit elevated. 552 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:10,164 So I get to keep you a little longer. 553 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,200 [Don] Well... 554 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,157 guess there's worse things. 555 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:15,749 [Don chuckles] 556 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,245 You, uh... 557 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,504 You like her. 558 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,546 Who? Nancy? 559 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,261 No. 560 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,428 [stammers] Uh, I like her as someone that I work with, 561 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,968 but I don't like her like her. I mean... 562 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,682 But even if I did, 563 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,852 it's only been three years since my wife died. 564 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,221 And, uh, again, 565 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,728 I don't like her. 566 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,149 And why am I explaining myself to you? Let's get you out of here. 567 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,526 Okay, Donny. 568 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,609 ["O Christmas Tree" plays] 569 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,779 Hot cider for you, sir. 570 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:56,289 You couldn't be home for the lights, so I figured we bring the lights to you. 571 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,792 [exhales] This is something. 572 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050 I bet Mom's looking down and smiling. 573 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,722 [chuckles, sniffs] 574 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:09,628 [glasses clink] 575 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,797 [Don chuckles] 576 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,967 You guys did all this for them? 577 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,848 Eh, this family's a pain in the butt, but they're our pain in the butt. 578 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,560 -But yeah, they are a pain in the butt. -Such a pain in the butt. Yeah. 579 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,568 -Sorry it's been so crazy. -[Matt sighs] 580 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,242 Oh, at least it's going by quick. 581 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,780 We've already been here, what? Three, four days? 582 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,494 -Twelve hours. -Oh, God. 583 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,334 ["It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" plays] 584 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,907 Oh, hi. [chuckles] 585 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,747 Look at you two. Matching bracelets. 586 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,212 -Bracelet buddies. -[Don laughs] 587 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:45,292 Don't ruin it. 588 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,796 Uh... you know what would make this perfect? 589 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,130 If you'd just agree to meet with Ted Boseman. 590 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,006 -Oh, God. -Not to take a job, just to chat. 591 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:54,974 You know, 592 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,434 as a favor to an old man who just got staple-gunned in the head. 593 00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,715 Okay. [chuckles] 594 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,888 Okay. Stop bugging me and I'll do it. 595 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,937 [Don chuckles] 596 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,853 Mmm. 597 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,072 ♪ It's beginning to look a lot Like Christmas ♪ 598 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:09,990 Wait. 599 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,278 [Don] ♪ Everywhere I go ♪ 600 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,201 So you are going to meet with that guy? 601 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,373 Oh, just to get my dad off my back. 602 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,198 Seriously, don't worry. 603 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,334 ♪ With candy canes And silver lanes aglow ♪ 604 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,452 [Todd chuckles] 605 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,158 Worry. Seriously. 606 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,998 Don always gets his way. 607 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,293 -The Quinn way. -Definitely. 608 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,796 ♪ Toys in every store ♪ 609 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:31,088 ♪ But the prettiest sight to see ♪ 610 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,388 I wonder what would happen if we could somehow loosen Don up a bit. 611 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,468 I mean, that'd be good for all of us, right? 612 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,854 The Quinns and Quinn-laws. 613 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,391 [scoffs] Quinn-laws. 614 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,314 [chuckles] 615 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,062 Oh, that's good. He's good. 616 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:49,904 Hey, Ted. 617 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:51,355 [chuckles] 618 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,193 Emmy has agreed to meet with you. 619 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:58,450 Now, all you have to do is just make her a job offer that she can't refuse, 620 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,993 and you will have paid me back for not arresting you 621 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,407 for drunk and disorderly, 622 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,424 and attempting to intoxicate a police horse. 623 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,037 Yeah. 624 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:10,375 That was a heck of a Thanksgiving night you had there, Ted. 625 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:19,048 ♪ Right within your heart ♪