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     - Hello, hello, hello!     

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          Previously on         
   "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...   

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 For this week's Maxi Challenge,

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       I want you to share      
         your experience        

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   in RuPaul's Disaster Class.  

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        [dramatic music]        

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     - You need to make sure    
   that you are approachable,   

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      that you aren't going     
   to get too pissed on shift   

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 because at the end of the day, 
         that is really,        

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   really "unprofessionable."   

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   - The Geordies do it best.   

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     - And now you can too!     

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              - Aw.             

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            - Uh-huh.           

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  - Is there any little things  
           that we can          

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 send them home with right now? 

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         [upbeat music]         

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           - [laughs]           

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       - You Geordie girls      
         are the winners        

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    of this week's challenge.   

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          - Thank you.          
             - Yes!             

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         - Naomi Carter,        
 I could tell you were nervous. 

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          - Cara Melle.         

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       - I just felt like       
          I wanted you          

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 to let us in a little bit more.

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 Cara Melle, shantay, you stay. 

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          - Thank you.          

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      - Miss Naomi Carter,      
          sashay away.          

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  - See you in a bit, dog shit! 

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           [laughter]           

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        [dramatic music]        

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           - [groans]           

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        - She was close.        

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            - Bitch.            
          - All right.          

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 - We're back in the Werk Room. 

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   And we are one queen down.   

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       - I'm shook, girl.       

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          - Yeah, girl.         

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     - But finally somebody     
       else has gone home.      

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  - Miss Carter is the starter. 

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    - "Let me hear you say"--   

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           oh, Jesus.           

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           [laughter]           

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    - Best Yorkshire, go on.    

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   - "Cinna bit Miss Carter!"   

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             - Yes!             

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        - "Love you all.        

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     Have fun cleaning this.    
             XOXO."             

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         - We love you.         

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      I bloody love Naomi,      
    one of the most generous,   

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  loving people you could ever  
  have the pleasure of meeting. 

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         And I'm really         
       going to miss her.       

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      - Honestly, I really      
        just did not want       

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   to go up against my sister.  

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        And I didn't want       
  to see myself on the bottom.  

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         Like, that was         
      a surreal experience.     

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         I thought that         
       when I came in here      

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      I was going to murder     
     every single challenge.    

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  But that's not what happened. 

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 - You turned out, though, girl.
        - You really did.       

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          - Absolutely.         
          - Thank you.          

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 Had to put on a show, I guess. 
    - You did put on a show.    

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    - Plenty of legends have    
    come on this show and had   

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  to lip-synch for their life.  

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     And I am no different.     

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    I'm going to have to show   
  these judges why I'm a star.  

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      - Everybody say bye,      
          Miss Carter.          

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       - Bye, Miss Carter.      

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     all: Bye, Miss Carter.     

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        - Come on, girls.       
         Let's sit down.        

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             - Yeah.            

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          - These feet!         

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 Cara coming in this competition
 thinking her shit didn't stink.

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       She thought she was      
        never going to be       

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   lip-synching for her life,   
            and look.           

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           - Oh, God.           

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        - It's crazy what       
    this competition can do.    

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            [laughs]            

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        Miss Cara Melle,        
        how did it feel,        

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     fighting for your life     
     this time, not the win?    

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   - It was the worst feeling.  

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      And I was just like,      
    why do I have to do this?   

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        Why is it me? No!       

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     - 'Cause you absolutely    
 bombed the challenge, I think. 

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           [laughter]           

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     - That is your opinion.    

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           - And Ru's.          

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     - I don't know if she's    
   been spending too much time  

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      with DeDe, but she is     
      delusional about how      

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      this challenge went.      

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   - I'm going to say I still   
  don't think I did that badly. 

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   - Oh, you did, sweetheart.   

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            You did.            

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            You did.            
              - OK.             

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       - That's all right.      
          - Thank you.          

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 - I don't know whether Ginger's
   confidence is now building   

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  because we won the challenge, 
             but oh,            

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          Miss Ginger,          
       you tell her, girl.      

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         Banksie, Vicki,        
  you had a lucky escape there. 

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        How does it feel?       

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         - I'd just like        
     to say that I really do    

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      apologize for the way     
   that that "Untucked" went.   

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          You were just         
      as shit as me, babe.      

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              - No.             
         - Really, girl?        

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           - Fuck off.          

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     Especially to you two.     

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        And I didn't want       
       to get overwhelmed       

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       by all this madness      
         that we're in.         

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        And I didn't want       
     to hurt anyone either.     

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        So I hope that we       
      can bury the hatchet.     

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     - Of course, I was just    
  putting across my opinions... 

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          - Of course.          

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       - Of what I thought      
       I should have done,      

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  but maybe I worded it wrong.  

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  And if I did, I am so sorry.  

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     - I'm also really happy    
 that you came back so quickly. 

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   I really appreciated that.   
          - Thank you.          

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   - Because I know damn sure   
   I have not done that well.   

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    - It's all from passion.    

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  You're in a pressure cooker,  

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 and sometimes the lid pops off.

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  But you know what you can do? 

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     Just turn the hob down,    
      put the lid back on,      

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  potatoes don't go everywhere. 

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    But the big question is,    

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      who is the next lamb      
        to the slaughter?       

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            all: Oh!            

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           - Too soon!          

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     - You know what, Kate?     
          I'm leaving.          

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   Thank you so much for this.  

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           [laughter]           

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    - Things are heating up.    

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            [moaning]           

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  - You're a badge holder now.  

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         - I know, girl.        

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       - I have a repeated      
       getting semi close.      

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      We've had weeks where     
       no one's gone home,      

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        so it's felt like       
        drag summer camp.       

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    - Oh, my God, the smell!    

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     - But it's now or never    
     to make an impression.     

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      Mommy's going to get      
       a badge next week,       

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     and she's going to stop    
  being such a disappointment.  

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        Oh, mommy sucks!        

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              Ugh.              

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     People are going to be     
    dropping off one by one.    

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         [both grunting]        

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     - This drag summer camp    
   is turning into a massacre.  

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        [chilling scream]       

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        [dramatic music]        

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           - [singing]          
      "RuPaul's Drag Race"      

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   The winner crowned the UK's  
   next "Drag Race" superstar   

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  will create their own digital 
    series with the producers   

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    of "RuPaul's Drag Race."    

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 Tonight, with Michelle Visage, 
         Graham Norton,         

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        and extra special       
     guest judge Cush Jumbo.    

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 [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race" 

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   May the best drag queen win  

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       Best drag queen win      

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         [upbeat music]         

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           [laughter]           
       - Come on, lassies!      

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      - What are coats for?     

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        all: Shoplifting!       

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          - And badges.         

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           [laughter]           

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        - It's a new day        
        in the Werk Room.       

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       And not only have I      
     survived another week,     

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   I have won my first badge.   

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    I don't know what this is   
      that I'm doing today.     

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   - We got three more badges.  

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             - Wow.             
         - [vocalizing]         

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           - Oh, look.          

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             - Ooh!             
         - Wah-wah-wah.         

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         - Are we going         
    to have a ball this week?   

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             - Yes.             

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       - I think we should      
       just have a laugh.       

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  - Because I won the last one, 
   so let's bring it on, baby.  

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        - Oh, she didn't        
      mean ball as in ball.     

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   Like a ball as in a laugh?   

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             - Yeah.            

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     - You big serious cow.     

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            Honestly,           
     it's like, Miss Rummy,     

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  you need to just relax, girl. 

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      - She won that ball.      
          - Just chill.         

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         - I am relaxed.        
       I am totally chill.      

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           - [laughs]           

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     - Hello, hello, hello.     

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             - Hey!             
              - Hi!             

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     - Good morning, queens.    

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         - Good morning.        

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  - For today's mini challenge, 
     it's time to celebrate     

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   the art of throwing shade.   

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           [cheering]           

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     In the grand tradition     
     of "Paris Is Burning,"     

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     the British Library is     
    about to open officially.   

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           [laughter]           

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    Because reading is what?    

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        all: Fundamental!       

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         - That's right.        

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          #DragRaceUK.          

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       - I might have been      
       writing mean things      

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        about these girls       
  every night when I get home,  

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       or maybe I haven't.      

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         I have. I have.        

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           [chuckles]           

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 - All right, first up, Banksie.

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  - I am so ready to give these 
   bitches a piece of my mind.  

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             Oh, me,            
  just an innocent little lamb? 

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  Finally, I am relaxed enough  
      after blowing my top      

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        to tell them what       
         I really mean.         

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 Who's ready to get slaughtered?

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           [laughter]           

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          DeDeLicious.          

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           - Have it.           
         - DeDeGusting.         

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           [laughter]           

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          DeDePlorable.         

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 And hopefully soon, DeDePorted.

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           [laughter]           

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        Vicki Vivacious--       
        did you know, Ru,       

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    that Vicki from Cornwall?   

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   Also, the dish of Cornwall   
      is the Cornish pasty.     

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            - Really?           
             - Yes.             

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 And just like a Cornish pasty, 

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   she's filled with multiple   
    different meats at once,    

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   she has a very flaky base,   
          and she's got         

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   an incredibly soggy bottom.  

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           [laughter]           

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        - Ginger Johnson,       
     glamour beast in drag,     

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     truck driver out of it.    

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      Drive yourself home.      

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           Cara Melle,          
     the beauty, the grace,     

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        the busted lace.        

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             - Ooh.             
            - [gasps]           

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    - You described yourself    
   as a goddess, and I agree--  

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     a goddess that resides     
     over the pits of hell.     

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    - My lace is always nice,   
           all right?           

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   But a goddess that presides  
     over the pits of hell,     

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       that might be true.      

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            [laughs]            

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    - Crystal Versace--oops.    

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              - Oh!             

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        - I actually have       
         a personality.         

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       - I don't know why       
         everybody keeps        

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   confusing the both of you.   

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            She won.            

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           [laughter]           

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          Kate Botched.         

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           [laughter]           

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        She is so ugly--        

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       - How ugly is she?       

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    - She had tinted windows    
   on her incubator as a baby.  

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           [laughter]           

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          - DeDeLicious         
     started drag on the day    

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    she got her GCSE results,   

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               DD.              

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           [laughter]           

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  Banksie with an I-E, not a Y, 

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         which leaves me        
      with a few questions,     

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  i.e., why are you still here? 

259
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             - Hey!             
             - Yes!             

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00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:51,290
  - Mr. Michael, I look at you, 
   and I just think one word,   

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            dentist!            

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           [laughter]           

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        - Can't even see        
       your teeth, bitch.       

264
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,634
   - Kathy, do you know what?   

265
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,269
        We can't be good        
     at everything, can we?     

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00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,637
              - No.             

267
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,372
            - I mean,           
     you can't paint a mock.    

268
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        You fucking have        
        no fashion sense.       

269
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,410
              - No.             
      - But you know what?      

270
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,213
         I forgot the--         
        what was me joke?       

271
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,915
    You're fucking hilarious.   

272
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,350
          - Thank you.          

273
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,185
          - To look at.         

274
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,154
           [laughter]           

275
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        - Tomara Thomas,        
      your body is banging.     

276
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,595
        I also don't care       
      how big your dick is.     

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00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,032
 If it's the size of your nose, 
 I'm going to sit on your face. 

278
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:33,733
              - Oh.             

279
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,669
    - She should be so lucky.   

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   - Banksie, babes, I'm glad   
 that we've cleared the hatchet.

281
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,375
     Now, the only thing is,    
  shall I fuck you or feed you? 

282
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            - Jesus!            

283
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,579
          - What? What?         

284
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,848
      - Please, please, no.     

285
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:52,118
     - Ru, I didn't realize     
       that it was family       

286
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,886
    resemblance week already.   

287
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,254
 I don't understand why there's 

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          a crew member         
    standing here right now.    

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00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,190
          You should be         
     behind the camera, sir,    

290
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       not in front of it.      

291
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,361
              - OK.             

292
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,430
      - I think I'm funny.      
             - Good.            

293
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,499
           - [laughs]           

294
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,669
    - We have Ms. Kate Butch.   

295
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,204
     Well, you love to beat     
  a dead horse with your jokes  

296
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,773
       all the time, yes.       

297
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,375
     And now I'm not talking    
    about your makeup skills.   

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00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,744
         Robin Williams,        
        I love your work.       

299
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,014
      That's it, I'm done.      
            - Thanks.           

300
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,917
     - Cara also reminds me     
       of Robin Williams.       

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00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,386
       Neither of them are      
   telling jokes at the moment  

302
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,724
    - Tomara Thomas, you are    
     not just a pretty face.    

303
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,392
 You're an ugly face with a lot 
   of filler and Botox in it.   

304
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:37,496
           [laughter]           

305
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,601
     Ginger Johnson, you are    
     a queen of the theater,    

306
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,972
  and I just want to know, what 
  was Shakespeare really like?  

307
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,108
 He actually almost wrote a play
 about Ginger's look last week, 

308
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,711
  but unfortunately, "Much Ado  
 About a Mentally Unwell Dinner 

309
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,814
         Lady in Space"         
       didn't really scan.      

310
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,084
           [laughter]           

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00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,987
     And Miss Naomi Carter--    

312
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,957
      I'm actually asking,      
 does anyone miss Naomi Carter? 

313
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,759
              - Oh!             

314
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,762
           [laughter]           

315
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,163
             - Damn!            

316
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:12,364
      - She might be ugly,      
        but she can read.       

317
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,667
           [laughter]           

318
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,702
          - Well done.          

319
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,671
       Fair enough, girl.       

320
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:23,576
       - Whew, the library      
     is closed, officially.     

321
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,445
           Thank God.           

322
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,782
    And the winner of today's   
      Mini Challenge is...      

323
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,219
           [drum roll]          

324
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,887
        Katherine Butch.        

325
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,889
            - Not me!           
             - Yay!             

326
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,457
          - [mouthing]          

327
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,992
        Quelle surprise.        

328
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,628
    Kelsey Prise, drag name.    

329
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,631
           - Ladykins,          
 for this week's Maxi Challenge,

330
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:50,970
   I need you to share the joy  
 of the Great British tradition 

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00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,138
         of pantomime...        

332
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,606
            - [gasps]           
           - Oh, yes.           

333
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:57,476
          - As you star         
  in the live stage production  

334
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:02,515
  of "Pant-Oh She Better Don't: 
          The Rusical."         

335
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,118
             - Yes!             
             - Yay!             

336
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,822
  - Panto comes to "Drag Race." 
         This is heaven.        

337
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:13,392
   - Kate Butch, as the winner  
   of today's Mini Challenge,   

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00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,128
        you get to choose       
         your own role.         

339
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:20,166
    Then the other queens can   
     split the roles any way    

340
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,935
          they see fit.         

341
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:28,040
  No panto star is worth a dang 
  if she can't sing and dance.  

342
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:34,680
     So later today, you'll     
 work with Michelle "Voice-age" 

343
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,050
         and "Strictly"         
     superstar Karen Hauer.     

344
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,819
            - [gasps]           

345
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,987
  - Racers, start your engines. 

346
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:45,291
        And may the best        
         drag queen win.        

347
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,494
           [cheering]           

348
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:55,067
 - For those who don't know what
    panto is, it is a classic   

349
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,203
  fairy tale with silly jokes.  

350
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,405
        The audience get        
        to shout things.        

351
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,472
      Take one, pass it on.     

352
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,041
   And it's full of innuendo.   

353
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,676
            - There.            
   - Oh, it's a chunky script.  

354
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,244
       - Oh, she's thick.       

355
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,847
   And your endo, in my endo,   
       in everyone's endo.      

356
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,248
        Right, let's see        
         what we've got.        

357
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,517
          Our hero Dick         
      and his stuffed BFF,      

358
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,853
   Pussy, are off to seek fame  
  and fortune in the big smoke. 

359
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,622
         The dynamic duo        
       have big ambitions       

360
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:17,823
          of making it          
       onto the main stage      

361
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,625
          of "RuPaul's          
      Best Friend Race UK."     

362
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:23,462
    But uh-oh, an embittered    
     evil former contestant,    

363
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,032
   Butter Face, is terrorizing  
   the residents of Panto Land  

364
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:30,002
   by stealing their charisma,  
 uniqueness, nerve, and talent. 

365
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,503
            - Lovely.           
          - Beautiful.          

366
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,805
         - Shall we have        
      a listen, everybody?      

367
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,273
              - Go.             

368
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:38,611
           [laughter]           

369
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,581
          - The Rusical         
   is really camp, really fun.  

370
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,650
       - Oh, I like this.       

371
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,519
     - And I think we might     
    have a hit on our hands.    

372
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,554
              - Oh!             

373
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,856
       - That is so camp.       

374
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,157
         - Who are you?         

375
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:52,992
      - I am feeling drawn      
         to Twinkerbell.        

376
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,894
    Like, she's the narrator.   

377
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,264
      Up until now, I have      
    been safe the whole time.   

378
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,765
  I want to make an impression  
         on the judges,         

379
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,167
   so I'm picking Twinkerbell,  

380
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,869
            the role            
    with the most stage time.   

381
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,237
         We got our cast        
     of characters as well.     

382
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:09,008
 Dick is gender-bending realness
     with a thigh-high boot     

383
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,542
 and a gorgeously painted face, 

384
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,278
       which is why didn't      
         pick it myself.        

385
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,880
     - It sounds--it sounds     
   like a bit of you, Tomara.   

386
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,916
         - I'll be Dick.        
             - Yeah.            

387
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,250
         - Good for you.        

388
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,885
       - And then we have       
        Dame Muffin Top,        

389
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,854
  who is a rapping comedy role. 

390
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,223
        - I was thinking        
       of Dame Muffin Top.      

391
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,991
         I think it'd be        
   a good opportunity for me.   

392
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,626
             - Fab.             
          - Beautiful.          

393
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,695
      - My friends call me      
  the Panto Dame because of how 

394
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,897
     severe I paint my face.    

395
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,867
       Quite iconic I got       
       a panto dame role.       

396
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,602
        - And then we've        
        got the milkmaid,       

397
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,937
     stereotypical doe-eyed,    
     innocent, but is a bit     

398
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,638
  basic and overlooked by all.  

399
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,206
      - If anyone's happy,      
 I'm going to take the milkmaid.

400
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,876
    I think a little Cornish    
  milkmaid would be quite cute. 

401
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,477
          - Absolutely.         

402
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,512
     We've got Butter Face,     
   who is the comedy villain,   

403
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,080
    rock singer kind of vibe.   

404
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:52,117
    - I just can't see myself   
    in any other role really.   

405
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,652
       - The villain role.      

406
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:54,286
    You were the first person   
     I thought of, Banksie.     

407
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,889
           [laughter]           

408
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,657
     I just imagine the nose    
     coming out of the cape,    

409
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,326
    and we see nothing else.    

410
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,428
     - Honestly, I'm tempted    
   to make it bigger, really.   

411
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,729
           The villain          
     is the best character.     

412
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,565
   You just have to be hated,   
              and I             

413
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,900
 know exactly what that's like. 

414
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,769
            Boo! Boo!           

415
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:11,837
         - Daisy, she's         
     a strong singing role.     

416
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,640
       She's a super smart      
        diva in waiting,        

417
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,208
       but she's been cast      
   as the back end of the cow   

418
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,376
     in a non-speaking role.    

419
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,244
    Well, that is until now.    

420
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,113
            - Mm-hmm.           

421
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:21,847
       - I'd like the cow.      

422
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,249
    - I like the cow as well.   

423
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,885
         - Oh, we've got        
        a few cows here.        

424
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,355
  - Well, I think I would sing  
   the hell out of that song.   

425
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,856
             - Yes.             
            - Agree.            

426
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,525
         - All my shows         
      are singing as well.      

427
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,462
     - But I'm still wanting    
      to be that brown cow.     

428
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,365
 I love a good ballad, and it's 
   just going to be my moment.  

429
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,100
 I see it in the bright lights. 

430
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,768
             [gasp]             

431
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,505
         - Maybe Cara is        
       better for the cow.      

432
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,407
             - Yeah.            

433
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,508
   - So what does that leave?   

434
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,877
     It leaves Lisa Thotlee     
       and Dee of Stairs.       

435
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,979
      They are the has-been     
    pop stars of yesteryear,    

436
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,447
    but they're big in panto.   

437
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,750
      - I really don't want     
    a part with full choreo,    

438
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,953
   which is what Lisa Thotlee   
     and Dee of Stairs are.     

439
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,022
       - If I had to pick       
     two dancers from this,     

440
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,823
       it would definitely      
       be Tomara and Cara.      

441
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,525
             - Yeah.            

442
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,027
     - To make it look good,    
  I will do one of them roles,  

443
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:13,332
     but think I would only     
    want to do it with Cara.    

444
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,601
  - I would happily take Dick.  

445
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,436
           [laughter]           

446
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,937
     I'd happily take Dick.     

447
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,774
         We need to play        
     at the strengths here,     

448
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,675
        that's the thing.       

449
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,112
 - Would this be a good Rusical 
  if Ginger Johnson is clomping 

450
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,848
     around as the pop star?    

451
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,984
     No, that would be shit.    

452
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:36,088
  If you think it'd be better,  
       then I would do it.      

453
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,358
         And I can make         
       any role fabulous.       

454
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,428
     - That is the attitude.    
  - So then you would take cow. 

455
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,562
             - Yeah.            

456
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,098
      - And I do think that     
    you'd be also a good cow.   

457
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,866
           [laughter]           

458
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:48,333
       - Are we all happy       
         with our parts?        

459
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,669
             - Yes!             

460
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,937
         - Are we going         
     to smash this Rusical?     

461
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,540
             - Yes!             
      - Oh, no, we're not.      

462
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,375
          [music stops]         

463
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,612
  - You might not, but we will. 

464
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,781
          [jazzy music]         

465
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,216
             - Hiya.            

466
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,618
        - Now it is time        
   for our vocal coach session  

467
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,620
      with Michelle Visage.     

468
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,256
    And I'm not going to sing   
 because I can't sing for shit. 

469
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:13,092
          Wish me luck.         

470
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,893
          - Hello, all.         

471
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,428
            all: Hi!            

472
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,797
   - I'd like to introduce you  
    to our musical director.    

473
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:19,498
      This is Dane Chalfin.     

474
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,767
              - Hi.             
           - Hi, Dane.          

475
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,404
 - Let's start with Twinkerbell.

476
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,073
     - What's the angle that    
  makes you sort of stand out?  

477
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,742
 - I've latched on to the rough 
     around the edges lyric.    

478
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,811
   - Great, can we bring that   
         into the vocal?        

479
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,613
          - Of course.          

480
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,249
   [singing] We're headed to a  
 place that's called Panto Land 

481
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:41,820
      Welcome to Panto Land     

482
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,621
     - Thank you very much,     
           Kate Butch.          

483
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,823
            Good job.           
          - Thank you.          

484
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,859
       - All right, DeDe.       
       Let's give it a go.      

485
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,894
           - [singing]          
      Want my sticky buns?      

486
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,929
    My spotted dick's the one   

487
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,031
         Can't guarantee        
         I'm gluten free        

488
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,201
        But you'll still        
       want a slice of me       

489
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,437
 - This song is a big mouthful. 

490
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,072
           - [singing]          
    My spotted dick's the one   

491
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:00,739
           Da, da, da.          

492
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,774
      I'm sorry, got lost.      

493
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,344
          - And I hope          
   that DeDe can pull it off.   

494
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,879
      There's two innuendos     
         there for you.         

495
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,947
        - Just remember,        
      she's the panto dame,     

496
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,282
      so larger than life.      

497
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,884
             - Yeah.            
         - Butter Face.         

498
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,018
    All right, let's try it.    

499
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:16,421
     - [singing] Used to be     
       the true look queen      

500
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,258
        You're all going        
        to pay this debt        

501
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:23,862
 - Literally, in the first take,
  Banksie, you are killing it.  

502
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,430
          I am shocked.         

503
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,433
     - [singing] 'Cause now     
     it's time to die, ah-ha    

504
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,669
          - Fuck it up.         

505
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,204
            - Great.            

506
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,540
    - Give it all you've got,   
     and this will deliver.     

507
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,974
         - I can't wait.        

508
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,043
           - Up next,           
       we got Lisa Thotlee      

509
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,812
      and Dee from Stairs.      

510
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,748
     - [singing] As you know    

511
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,984
       You need pop stars       
       in your panto show       

512
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:46,919
           - [laughs]           

513
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,821
           - [singing]          
     But will they book us?     

514
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:54,660
   - [singing] One mistake on   
  "Strictly" nearly finished us 

515
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,229
    - You're like a Ken doll.   

516
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:01,967
 [singing] As you know, you need
    pop stars in a panto show   

517
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,136
           [laughter]           

518
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,205
    I'm kind of here for it.    

519
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,474
   Michael Marouli and Vicki,   
            probably            

520
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,679
  the most vocally challenging  
       song in the panto.       

521
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,414
       So you want to work      
      on that harmony part?     

522
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,949
             - Yeah.            

523
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,386
         [both singing]         
 I wish we could quit Panto Land

524
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,122
         - This is going        
        to be really good       

525
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,090
      when we get a pitch.      

526
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:30,529
           - [singing]          
    We could quit Panto Land    

527
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,264
          - [singing] I         

528
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,434
     - [singing] Da, da, da     

529
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,237
          - [singing] I         

530
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,305
        - They're putting       
      the harm in harmony.      

531
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,074
      - So let's go through     
   those harmonies with Dame.   

532
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:47,479
           - [singing]          
 I wish we could quit Panto Land

533
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,049
         - That's right.        
           - Gorgeous.          

534
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,618
  - You're going to work on it. 
  You're going to get it right. 

535
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,653
         And it's going         
        to be fantastic.        

536
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,121
          - Thank you.          
     - Thank you very much.     

537
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,522
          - Thank you.          
          - Thank you.          

538
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,925
        - Ginger Johnson,       
      you're Daisy the Cow.     

539
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,526
          - I am, yes.          

540
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,428
       - This is the song       
   where you need the vocals.   

541
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,329
             - Yeah.            

542
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,767
            [singing]           
    Listen, I'm not a-moo-sed   

543
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,904
     I am brown cow stunning    

544
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:17,576
               Moo              

545
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:20,879
   - You could really deliver   
  the shit out of this number.  

546
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,648
          No pressure.          
           - [laughs]           

547
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,549
         - My dumb ass.         

548
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,919
 She's doing great, and so that 
   makes me even more jealous.  

549
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:28,787
            [laughs]            

550
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:31,723
          - All right.          
         all: All right!        

551
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,825
  - Good luck to you, children. 

552
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,394
          - Thank you.          
      - Thank you so much.      

553
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,628
          - Thank you.          

554
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,262
          [jazzy music]         

555
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,298
             - Hiya.            

556
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,299
            - Hello.            

557
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,567
    - Now it's time to learn    
        some choreography       

558
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,104
    from "Strictly" icon and    
  my future wife, Karen Hauer.  

559
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,739
   - I'm so happy to be here.   

560
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,574
       I've been literally      
        peeing my pants--       

561
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:50,542
           [laughter]           

562
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,943
     'Cause I'm so excited.     

563
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,578
      - Karen is a radiant      
         beam of light.         

564
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,981
           - Kick it!           
           [laughter]           

565
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,216
         - She is tiny.         
         She is feisty.         

566
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,718
 She's got leather trousers on. 

567
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,787
    I think I'm bisexual now.   

568
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:05,357
 - Also helping me out today is 
  my beautiful assistant, Rose. 

569
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,592
          She is wild,          
  and she knows all the steps.  

570
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:08,760
           - Hi, Rose.          

571
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,761
              - Hi.             

572
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,263
           - [laughs]           

573
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,733
 - So first up, Dame Muffin Top,
          DeDeLicious,          

574
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,201
  what's your favorite musical? 

575
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,970
     - Never seen a musical     
       in my entire life.       

576
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,173
           [laughter]           

577
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,475
     - What self-respecting     
           homosexual           

578
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,843
    has never seen a musical?   

579
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:27,245
            Criminal.           
           - Get out.           

580
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,380
         - Yes, get out.        

581
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,248
    Yes, fine, I'm a bad gay.   

582
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:34,419
    I haven't seen a musical    
      or a panto in person.     

583
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,854
          Get over it.          

584
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,189
 - Let's see what you got, baby.

585
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,123
          - All right.          

586
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,394
             - Yeah.            
             - Hey!             

587
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:43,729
     - Keep working on that.    

588
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,630
              - Oh!             

589
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,632
       - DeDe's never seen      
    a musical or a pantomime,   

590
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,901
  and she wants to be the dame. 

591
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,937
   As far as she's concerned,   
          this is just          

592
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,406
   another Pussycat Doll song.  

593
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,808
         - I'd love more        
        using your buns.        

594
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,844
     Let's think about that.    
          - Definitely.         

595
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,979
              - OK.             
         - Lisa and Dee.        

596
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,148
         Are you ready?         
        - Let's go, girl.       

597
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:04,683
        - This is highly        
         choreographed--        

598
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,651
             - Yeah.            
      - From top to bottom.     

599
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:10,722
         4, 5, 6, 7, 8.         

600
00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:12,591
               OK.              

601
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:13,892
        Should I make it        
        a little harder?        

602
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,293
           - Go ahead.          

603
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,729
         Me and Tomara,         
      we have this synergy.     

604
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:21,466
  - Ta, ta, ta, ta, no, no, no. 

605
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,135
           Well-done.           

606
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,637
    - We had our little tiff,   
    and now we are past that.   

607
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,239
       - It's about being       
        a team together.        

608
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,774
      - We're a team, babe.     
         - We got this.         

609
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,175
         - We're a team.        
            - We got.           

610
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,411
            #Camara.            

611
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,779
         - Butter Face!         

612
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,313
      - Step, kick, step--      

613
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,481
              - Ha!             

614
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,518
   So step, kick, step, growl.  

615
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,086
              Step.             

616
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,754
    - Oh, fuck, this is hard.   

617
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,923
   - I should have been this.   

618
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:46,258
  - This is my Chicago moment.  

619
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,426
           I love it.           

620
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,795
      But at the same time,     
    I'm bloody terrified now.   

621
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,731
     - What I need from you     
       is that belief, OK?      

622
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:55,667
    So I need that angriness    
    about your face as well.    

623
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,669
     - Thank you very much.     

624
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,038
  - Now, Daisy, it's about you  
  coming out of your shell, OK? 

625
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:03,074
      All eyes are on you.      

626
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:03,608
              Good.             

627
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,610
          Strut it out.         

628
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,279
            Feel it.            

629
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,214
       - Because there was      
        a bit of a fight,       

630
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:12,751
        I have really got       
         to smash this,         

631
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,587
         or I'm going to        
      have egg on my face.      

632
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:16,621
    - Dick and the milkmaid.    

633
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,624
 I want to try through the legs.

634
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,494
    So you have to make sure    
  that you're holding yourself  

635
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:24,563
    and then slowly release.    

636
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,031
           [laughter]           

637
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,632
              - Oh!             
          - You got it?         

638
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:29,034
             - Yeah.            

639
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,135
     It's every day you get     
       to sit on the face       

640
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,803
   of a "Strictly" pro, is it?  

641
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:34,039
   - And then you go through.   

642
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,575
         - It's a shame         
       it's not Giovanni.       

643
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,311
      - Both legs through.      

644
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,112
       Yes, yes, yes, yes!      

645
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,113
  Yeah, keep going, keep going. 

646
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,549
         - We'll start--        
       we'll start again.       

647
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,818
    These moves are starting    
        to freak me out.        

648
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,054
     So I'm getting annoyed     
          with myself.          

649
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,388
               OK.              
         - No, come on.         

650
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,390
 - This is meant to be my week. 

651
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,758
          I cannot let          
      anything trip me up.      

652
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,127
 - You have a lot of work to do.

653
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,395
              - OK.             

654
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,899
        - So Twinkerbell,       
      1, 2, plié, and lift.     

655
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,601
             - Yes!             

656
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:05,737
      Oh, look at the legs!     

657
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,639
          - Yes, bitch.         

658
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,274
     - This has done wonders    
       for my self-esteem.      

659
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,544
           [laughter]           

660
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,012
     - Very good technique.     

661
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:15,914
       - We have got a lot      
      of rehearsing to do.      

662
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,883
 We've got vocals, choreography.

663
00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,918
   - How's everybody feeling?   
            - Great.            

664
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,486
       - Yeah? You liars.       

665
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:22,888
           [laughter]           

666
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,623
        - I'm sure a lot        
         of these queens        

667
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,057
       are looking forward      
        to the day where        

668
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:29,494
      we can say that this      
     challenge is behind us.    

669
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,765
            [laughs]            

670
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,634
      - Thank you, ladies.      

671
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,669
           Good luck.           
          - Thank you.          

672
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,070
          - Thank you.          

673
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,473
         [upbeat music]         

674
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:42,541
        - Oh, here we go.       

675
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:46,378
    - 5, 6, 7, 8, everybody!    

676
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:47,979
    - Da, da, da, da, da, da.   

677
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,514
 - We are back in the Werk Room.

678
00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:51,583
         And today, it's        
   "Pant-Oh She Better Don't,"  

679
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:54,686
       and I'm so excited.      

680
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:57,322
         The choreo has         
       changed overnight.       

681
00:25:57,422 --> 00:26:01,593
  Listen, I can't fling myself  
     around like I used to.     

682
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:03,395
         I love Michael.        

683
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,130
        I don't ever want       
  to land in Michael's crotch.  

684
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,197
          Because what?         

685
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,733
   Sister dick makes you sick.  

686
00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:14,306
   - Is everyone fan of panto?  

687
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,740
  - Yeah, I've been in so many. 

688
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,475
         - I love panto.        

689
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,977
   You know, it's a very, very  
  British tradition, isn't it?  

690
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,312
             - Yeah.            

691
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,581
      - It's also the first     
        time lots of kids       

692
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:23,949
     are introduced to drag.    

693
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,184
     - To drag queens, yeah.    
           - You know?          

694
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,819
     The panto dame, because    
    she had the best costume.   

695
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,154
     She had the best jokes.    

696
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,388
       - She got to flirt       
       with all the dads.       

697
00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:31,790
           - [laughs]           

698
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,359
     - Panto is a huge part     
        of me growing up.       

699
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,028
      I remember going out      
   with my grandma every year,  

700
00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:38,463
       and I always wanted      
     to be a pantomime dame.    

701
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:42,834
  Up until the last few years,  
  there wasn't drag story time  

702
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,436
     or anything like that,     
      that wasn't a thing.      

703
00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:45,870
          - Absolutely.         

704
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,373
      - You know, the panto     
       dame is the iconic,      

705
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:49,207
   like, introduction to drag.  

706
00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,609
             - 100%.            

707
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,144
        - Does anyone do        
        drag story time?        

708
00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,479
       - I do a little bit      
         in Manchester.         

709
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,581
    It's actually so lovely.    

710
00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:57,849
        It's eye-opening.       

711
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:58,850
        - I've done drag        
       story time before.       

712
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,820
          I used to do          
       a grotto every year      

713
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,421
    where I'd read children's   
     story as an ice queen.     

714
00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:05,323
       I've been Rapunzel.      

715
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:09,928
 And I think it's just providing
  children with a bright, crazy 

716
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,597
   look at color and freedom.   

717
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,833
  - You get any, like, backlash 
    with that sort of stuff?    

718
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,702
   Because I know there's been  
  a bunch of drama around drag  

719
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,337
    shouldn't be around kids.   

720
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,907
   - That is just the same old  
       repackaged bullshit      

721
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,243
     from the '70s and '80s     
        that queer people       

722
00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:26,778
   are dangerous to children.   

723
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,547
    It's not really anything    
     about drag story time.     

724
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,850
       It's just beat down      
        on queer people.        

725
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,051
        That's all it is.       

726
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,886
        It's a little bit       
         confusing to me        

727
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,523
  that some people will accept  
  the idea of a pantomime dame  

728
00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,493
        but not the idea        
       of drag story time.      

729
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:44,162
       They'll accept drag      
    if it's something that's    

730
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,797
 been going on for a long time. 

731
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,132
         But it's not OK        
        for queer people        

732
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:51,336
   to go out and do their own   
    thing and make an impact.   

733
00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:53,304
        I also feel drag        
        story time serves       

734
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:57,275
 a really important function of 
 teaching kids about diversity. 

735
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,410
          - Amen, baby.         

736
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,045
 - I love doing drag story time.

737
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,213
          Children have         
       a lot of questions,      

738
00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,582
    and they deserve answers    
       to those questions.      

739
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,451
       I didn't have that       
       when I was a child.      

740
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:07,886
        If we can educate       
         these children,        

741
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:10,021
       then maybe as that       
      generation grows up,      

742
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,425
     they won't have to deal    
   with the same kind of shit   

743
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,827
  that we all had to deal with  
     as we were growing up.     

744
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:18,763
   Didn't know that gay people  
   existed until I could stay   

745
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,599
        up late and watch       
       things on TV that I      

746
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,967
    wasn't allowed to watch.    

747
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,869
      I think that fostered     
         a lot of trauma        

748
00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:26,938
        in me, as it does       
   with a lot of queer people,  

749
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,740
   when you realize that this   
   thing that you were born as  

750
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,177
        is something that       
      is kept as a secret.      

751
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:36,414
 I didn't have any queer people 
    that were an inspiration    

752
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:37,382
    to me when I was younger.   

753
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,084
        Most of them were       
        hidden, you know?       

754
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:40,118
       And they certainly       
      weren't in my school      

755
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,220
     or in my local library.    

756
00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:47,559
   So many of the things that   
  I struggle with in adulthood  

757
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:52,263
    come from that feeling of   
    that my life is something   

758
00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:54,699
    that has to be a secret.    

759
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:59,404
     So if I can do anything    
      to stop other people      

760
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:02,006
 from being harmed in that way, 
    then I'm going to do it.    

761
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:06,244
   I'm getting quite emotional  
       thinking about it.       

762
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:09,748
  You don't make the hard yards 
  unless you do the hard work.  

763
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,149
      So I think it's great     
        that we can do it       

764
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:15,153
  and that we all support each  
   other in doing it as well.   

765
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,188
        - Totally, girl.        

766
00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:19,157
     - I mean, I personally     
         hate children,         

767
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,094
       so I'll be fighting      
  for you lot on the sidelines. 

768
00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:25,930
      - Well, please don't      
     have any, Kate, please.    

769
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:29,667
 - Well, girls, with panto, drag
 has been around for centuries. 

770
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,738
   So let's not fuck this up.   

771
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:34,539
             - Amen.            
         - Amen, bitch.         

772
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:37,742
             - Whoo!            
        Oh, yeah, girls.        

773
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:40,445
       Let's do this shit!      

774
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,413
            - There's           
    this bubbling excitement.   

775
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,982
           - [laughs]           

776
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,517
        - Pre-show nerves       
         are kicking in.        

777
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,252
  - No, I've got the baby ones. 
         - Yeah, these.         

778
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,053
            Oh, shit.           
    - The curtains are open.    

779
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:52,257
   The minute the lights hit,   
      that's it, showtime.      

780
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,492
            Let's go.           

781
00:29:54,592 --> 00:30:00,698
        [dramatic music]        

782
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,842
           - [laughs]           

783
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,411
     [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]    

784
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:14,612
      [singing] Cover girl      

785
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:17,081
    Put the bass in your walk   

786
00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:18,383
           Head to toe          

787
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,619
    Let your whole body talk    

788
00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,655
            And what?           

789
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,558
    Welcome to the main stage   
   of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."  

790
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,828
      It's Michelle Visage.     

791
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:30,461
       - Oh, no, it isn't.      

792
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,530
        - Oh, yes, it is.       

793
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,065
       - Oh, no, it isn't.      

794
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,900
        - Oh, yes, it is.       

795
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,268
       - Oh, no, it isn't.      

796
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,938
         - This is going        
       to be a long night.      

797
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,139
           [laughter]           

798
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,041
        - Oh, yes, it is.       

799
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:46,744
           [laughter]           

800
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,013
      - National treasure,      
         Graham Norton.         

801
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,716
      Now, Graham, have you     
      ever been in a panto?     

802
00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:53,751
      - No, but I've always     
        dreamed of being        

803
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,687
   in the back end of a horse.  

804
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:56,855
             - Wow.             

805
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,157
     - What, I'm not allowed    
            to dream?           

806
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,159
   - You're watching the BBC.   

807
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,194
           [laughter]           

808
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:08,066
       - And star of stage      
     and screen, Cush Jumbo.    

809
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,067
    Welcome to opening night.   

810
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:11,703
      - Ru, I am so excited     
           to be here,          

811
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,838
    and this is the best seat   
          in the house.         

812
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,008
      - And that's because      
    it's closest to the exit.   

813
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:20,311
           [laughter]           

814
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:22,413
           This week,           
    we challenged our queens    

815
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:25,950
     to celebrate pantomime     
       in an all-singing,       

816
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,118
      all-dancing Rusical.      

817
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:32,523
       And on the runway,       
   category is Mirror, Mirror.  

818
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,893
   Racers, start your engines.  

819
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,896
        And may the best        
         drag queen win.        

820
00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:44,936
      Live, it's the world      
      premiere of "Pant-Oh      

821
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:48,139
 She Better Don't: The Rusical."

822
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,713
         [bright music]         

823
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:58,983
          - [coughing]          

824
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,452
       Hello, kiddywinks!       

825
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:05,690
     My name is Twinkerbell!    

826
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:08,660
   But you can call me Twink.   

827
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,595
         [horn honking]         

828
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:14,799
  And I'm your fairy godmother. 

829
00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,267
            Bollocks.           

830
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:19,137
     Welcome to Panto Land!     

831
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,973
      [singing] Get ready,      
   boys and girlies, to learn   

832
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,808
      Some British herstory     

833
00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,110
     We're headed to a place    
    that's called Panto Land    

834
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:28,346
            With good           
      old-fashioned values      

835
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,948
   And humor that's a bit blue  

836
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,916
           We're rough          
        around the edges        

837
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:32,951
       So give us a cheer       

838
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:34,585
          [all singing]         
     It's the panto that's--    

839
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:37,021
  - [singing] Perfect for kids  

840
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,856
          [all singing]         
        Oh, no, it isn't        

841
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,992
   - [singing] Oh, yes, it is!  

842
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:42,327
           - [laughs]           

843
00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:43,528
           - [singing]          
     Fun for all the family     

844
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,565
      Hold on to your wi--      

845
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:50,535
             [gasps]            
              Igs!              

846
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:56,007
 [singing] Welcome to Panto Land

847
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,512
        - Now, has anyone       
         seen our Dick?         

848
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:05,083
              - No.             
              - No.             

849
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:06,184
       - He's behind you!       

850
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,219
            - Where?            

851
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,254
         - Right there.         

852
00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:14,459
   - Oh, there you are, Dick,   
    and with that famous old    

853
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,294
      Pussy of yours, too.      

854
00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:16,961
           [cat meows]          

855
00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,363
          [cat hisses]          
               Oh!              

856
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:19,263
           [laughter]           

857
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:22,066
         - Help, Twink,         
       we're off to enter       

858
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:27,005
 "RuPaul's Best Friend Race UK" 
    and win a RuPeter badge.    

859
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:28,539
             - Yay!             

860
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:32,377
       [choir vocalizing]       

861
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:33,544
     - Well, look out, Dick.    

862
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:36,514
      There's an evil queen     
     lurking in the shadows,    

863
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,783
 snatching everyone's charisma. 

864
00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:42,887
       Uniqueness, nerve,       
         that's a word.         

865
00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:43,454
        [dramatic music]        

866
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,090
         - [vocalizing]         

867
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,793
        - Oh, kiddywinks,       
      you will shout if you     

868
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,561
  see a shady bitch, won't you? 

869
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,530
             - Yes!             
          - Won't you?          

870
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:55,366
             - Yes!             
             - Ahh!             

871
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,567
       - She's behind you!      
            - Where?            

872
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,736
       - She's behind you!      

873
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,238
            - Oh, no!           

874
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:00,872
       - She's behind you.      

875
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,408
        - Dick, look out!       

876
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,711
          - Behind you.         

877
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,679
           [cat meows]          

878
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,883
        [all exclaiming]        

879
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,553
     - My Pussy, she's gone.    

880
00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:19,057
      - She went that way.      

881
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,226
           [laughter]           

882
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:24,729
  Oh, I think it went that way. 

883
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,030
          - Which way?          

884
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,132
         - Oh, that way.        
            - Uh-oh.            

885
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,600
            Oh, yeah.           

886
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,935
              - Oh!             

887
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,603
       [breathing heavily]      

888
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:35,573
      - Hello, my dearest.      

889
00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,108
             - Ooh.             

890
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:42,647
  - And an extra special hello  
       to all the judges.       

891
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:48,553
      I'm Dame Muffin Top,      
     purveyor of the finest     

892
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:54,425
        cream pies in all       
         of Panto Land!         

893
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:58,463
          Who's hungry?         

894
00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,864
             - I am.            

895
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,799
           - [singing]          
  'Cause I'm a captain serving  

896
00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:02,834
        To you a la carte       

897
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,304
         Watch me twerk         
       and slap my thighs       

898
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,005
         Give the dance         
         a big surprise         

899
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,540
      Want my sticky buns?      

900
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,975
            all: Yes!           

901
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:12,543
           - [singing]          
    My spotted dick's the one   

902
00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,011
        Can't go to tea,        
         I'm gluten free        

903
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,247
        But you'll still        
       want a slice of me       

904
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,249
          [all singing]         
   She'll fill you up, up, up   

905
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:20,118
    - [singing] So eat me up    

906
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:21,752
           - [singing]          
   She'll fill you up, up, up   

907
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,721
    - [singing] So eat me up    

908
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,756
     I beat the mixture hard    

909
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,758
   I fill it with all my lard   

910
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,393
        I'm a messy baker       

911
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,862
     - [singing] Ooh, madam     
  - [singing] Giver, not taker  

912
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,530
           - [singing]          
      Let's have it, so eat     

913
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,264
             - Yes!             

914
00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:36,334
               Oh!              

915
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,170
              Ooh!              

916
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,905
    - Dame Muffin Top, help.    

917
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:44,542
    Me Pussy's been snatched    
       by the evil queen.       

918
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,309
            - [gasp]            

919
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:47,445
   - Can you help us find her?  

920
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,679
        [metal clanging]        

921
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:49,780
           - [laughs]           

922
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:54,485
          - Ooh, that's         
    the milking done, mother.   

923
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:59,457
       I finally finished       
         pumping Daisy.         

924
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:02,260
   Ooh, we are all milked out.  

925
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,395
           [cow moos]           

926
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:05,930
           - Not now.           

927
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,332
     Can't you see I've got     
    my hands full with Dick?    

928
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,601
             [gasp]             

929
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:15,840
         - Oh, well, oh,        
    I think she's sickening.    

930
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:21,913
          [soft music]          

931
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:26,017
           - [singing]          
     I've only just met you     

932
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:29,153
           - [singing]          
  In panto, that doesn't matter 

933
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:30,555
             - Gasp!            

934
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,290
     [singing] In that case,    
         I think I might        

935
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,492
           - [singing]          
    And I think I might, too    

936
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,626
   - [singing] Oh, I love you   

937
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,095
           - [singing]          
 I haven't even asked your name 

938
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,499
          But I'll help         
        you milk your cow       

939
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,202
   - [singing] Then we'll plow  

940
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:48,673
    - [singing] Until they're   
       both done creaming       

941
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:51,709
    - Ah, she loves me, Dick.   

942
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:53,277
   - Are you a boy or a girl?   

943
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,779
     - [singing] I'm serving    
     genderbending realness     

944
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,681
       - Oh, I don't care       
       'cause I love Dick.      

945
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,417
   - I've never had such luck.  

946
00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:02,186
   - [singing] And with Dick,   
          I won't suck          

947
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:04,088
        - Wait? You what?       

948
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:09,460
      [both singing] I wish     
    we could quit Panto Land    

949
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,194
           [cow moos]           

950
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:11,662
            - Daisy!            

951
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:14,565
   - Snap out of it, you two.   

952
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:17,835
   We've got to go find Pussy.  

953
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,503
           - This way.          

954
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:23,541
         [upbeat music]         

955
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:27,345
       [thunder rumbling]       

956
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:31,949
        - Oh, no, I think       
    we've taken a wrong turn.   

957
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,918
            - [gasps]           

958
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,289
       - Hello, everybody.      

959
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:40,591
           - [screams]          

960
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:44,362
          - Wait, wait,         
     aren't you Lisa Thotlee    

961
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,498
         and Dee from--         

962
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,034
         [upbeat music]         

963
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:51,769
          both: Stairs!         

964
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:55,239
         [all screaming]        

965
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:59,210
    - But no offense, didn't    
   Stairs break up years ago?   

966
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,945
      - Oh, no, we didn't.      

967
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,513
     all: Oh, yes, you did!     

968
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,983
     - And it was a tragedy.    

969
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,790
   - We're B-list at capital.   

970
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:14,458
     - [singing] As you know    

971
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:17,728
       You need pop stars       
         in panto shows         

972
00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:19,897
           - [singing]          
     It's a must demographic    

973
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:23,267
    - [singing] High profile,   
     but will they book us?     

974
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,569
           No, no, no           

975
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:29,006
     - [singing] One mistake    

976
00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:32,076
      On "Strictly" nearly      
           finished us          

977
00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,612
           - [singing]          
      Burst out in this wig     

978
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,147
              - Oh!             

979
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:39,183
   - [singing] But you've not   
       seen the last of us      

980
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:40,584
           Last of us           

981
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:45,690
           - [singing]          
     Last of us, last of us!    

982
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,924
        We're back again        

983
00:38:47,024 --> 00:38:48,693
           - [singing]          
     Oral panto here, we are    

984
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,362
  - [singing] We're back again  

985
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,064
 - [singing] Don't know where we
   are, but we drove quite far  

986
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,799
    - [singing] The Z listers   

987
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:58,269
           - [singing]          
  There's only one hope for us  

988
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:02,206
           Panto Land           

989
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,275
           Back again           

990
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:09,914
 - Look, Lisa, I think we found 
 some new friends for our band. 

991
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:14,285
        - And this time,        
      we'll never split up.     

992
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:18,022
        [dramatic music]        

993
00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:19,757
           [cat meows]          

994
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,360
 - Wait, that sounds like Pussy!

995
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,463
            This way!           

996
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:31,569
         [playful music]        

997
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:33,504
             - Moo!             

998
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:37,908
       It's not that way.       

999
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:43,247
          Why won't you         
       ever listen to me?       

1000
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:47,184
  - Wait, Daisy, you can talk?  

1001
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,886
      - Damn right, I can.      

1002
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,822
 And I'm telling you something. 

1003
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:57,895
         I did not train        
  in musical theater for this!  

1004
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,198
          [soft music]          

1005
00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:05,469
           - [singing]          
    Listen, I'm not a-moo-sed   

1006
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,738
     I am brown cow stunning    

1007
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:11,776
        Butt of the joke,       
        that won't be me        

1008
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,846
       This dairy queen's       
       vowed to break free      

1009
00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:17,615
        I used to shut up       

1010
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:20,017
      Now look at my udders     

1011
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:22,119
         I've got a beef        
   with the rest because this   

1012
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:23,187
        Rump is the best        

1013
00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:24,622
        - [singing] Honey       

1014
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,490
           - [singing]          
      Give me the spotlight     

1015
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,125
         Move out my way        

1016
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:30,628
    This hot piece of brisket   
       is going to risk it      

1017
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:32,963
      - [singing] Hot piece     

1018
00:40:33,063 --> 00:40:39,003
           - [singing]          
   'Cause it's my time to move  

1019
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:54,351
         - Quit milking         
   your part and get your head  

1020
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,454
    back in your ass, Daisy.    

1021
00:40:56,554 --> 00:41:00,057
           - [crying]           
             - Aww!             

1022
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:03,661
         - Oh, come on,         
     it's sadder than that.     

1023
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:07,565
            all: Aww!           

1024
00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:09,600
             Cheers.            

1025
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,734
           [cat meows]          

1026
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:11,735
            - [gasp]            

1027
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,037
              - Ma!             

1028
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,539
       - She's behind you.      

1029
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,608
     all: She's behind you!     

1030
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,578
     - Soon, your charisma,     
  uniqueness, nerve, and talent 

1031
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,280
     will be mine, all mine!    

1032
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,083
           [cat meows]          

1033
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:29,954
     - Hello, it's me Pussy!    

1034
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:31,555
          - I know you.         

1035
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,023
       You're Butter Face!      

1036
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:37,261
     - OMG, the first queen     
    eliminated on season 69.    

1037
00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:40,130
           [all gasp]           

1038
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,900
        [dramatic music]        

1039
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,936
            all: Eww!           

1040
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:49,173
  - That's right, I am busted.  

1041
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:52,510
            all: Boo!           

1042
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,878
       - Whatever, losers.      

1043
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:58,516
     Soon, I'll be beautiful    
       and young forever!       

1044
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,317
            - [gasps]           

1045
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:01,919
              - Oh.             

1046
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,487
        - [singing] Pussy       

1047
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:04,755
         My wigs a sight        

1048
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,357
              Pussy             

1049
00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:08,425
      These beats are fried     

1050
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,862
        My tuck is shite        

1051
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,465
    And now I'm here to fight   

1052
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:16,634
           Just to be           
       the true look queen      

1053
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:20,404
   Hottest bitch on the scene   

1054
00:42:20,504 --> 00:42:23,507
          If the runner         
         won't fall dead        

1055
00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:26,977
        You're all going        
        to pay this debt        

1056
00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,280
        Pussy say goodbye       

1057
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,849
      And I'll suck you dry     

1058
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:35,653
      Oh, please don't cry      

1059
00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:37,688
     'Cause it's time to die    

1060
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:39,290
              Ahh!              

1061
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,560
            [laughs]            

1062
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:47,164
      - Oh, shut your cake.     

1063
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,400
               Oh!              
              - Ah!             

1064
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,469
         [all cheering]         

1065
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,772
           She's dead!          

1066
00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,808
           [laughter]           

1067
00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:02,146
       - Now, that's what       
     I call a happy ending.     

1068
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,349
         [upbeat music]         

1069
00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:11,221
 - [singing] Now it's the end of
 this very dairy silly pantomime

1070
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:14,058
        It may be flawed,       
      but who really cares?     

1071
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:17,361
       We had a good time,      
           bunsy buns           

1072
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,964
   Before they go out of date   

1073
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:22,833
     I think we're too late     

1074
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,269
    Dick's Pussy may be dead    

1075
00:43:25,369 --> 00:43:27,237
     Found a new one instead    

1076
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:29,940
   Still doesn't know her name  

1077
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,008
    - We're getting married!    

1078
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,543
           - [singing]          
   Twink's bagged a party risk  

1079
00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:35,746
     Cow had a big moo-ment     

1080
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,983
         And they'll be         
         back next year         

1081
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,720
         This is the end        

1082
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,755
        [dramatic music]        

1083
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:46,890
           [laughter]           

1084
00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:47,558
       - Oh, no it isn't!       

1085
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:51,729
      all: Oh, yes, it is!      

1086
00:43:55,299 --> 00:44:01,271
      [all singing] The end     

1087
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,851
           [cheering]           

1088
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,020
           [laughter]           

1089
00:44:20,624 --> 00:44:23,293
  - "Pant-Oh She Better Don't:  
          The Rusical"          

1090
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:29,299
  is now available on all major 
   music platforms worldwide.   

1091
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:35,773
            [singing]           
      The right to be free      

1092
00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:38,809
   Category is Mirror, Mirror.  

1093
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:41,745
      Up first, Cara Melle.     

1094
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,848
   - Somebody's going to have   
    seven years of bad luck.    

1095
00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:46,450
          - [chuckles]          

1096
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:49,520
      - This week's runaway     
       is Mirror, Mirror.       

1097
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,121
      If we were at a club,     
          and that club         

1098
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:55,192
  was in the mirror dimension,  
  this is what I'd be wearing.  

1099
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:58,495
    - Xena, warrior princess.   

1100
00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:01,465
      - My outfit was made      
          for Beyoncé,          

1101
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,401
          the Beyoncé!          

1102
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,172
     - I know the designer.     

1103
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:09,773
           [chuckles]           

1104
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,942
        - Oh, that's got        
       a nice ring to it.       

1105
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:16,280
      - How lucky am that I     
     even fit in this thing?    

1106
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,648
  I mean, it's not much outfit. 

1107
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:21,485
   So, yeah, it's going to fit  
  on my body, but I feel good.  

1108
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:24,354
          - Oh, objects         
     in her rear view mirror    

1109
00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:27,958
           look larger          
     than they actually are.    

1110
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,395
      Up next, DeDeLicious.     

1111
00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:33,831
       - It's Judy Wench!       

1112
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:38,001
      - Today, I'm serving      
        you Bloody Mary.        

1113
00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:40,971
 She smashed through the mirror,
    and she's coming for you.   

1114
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,607
  Don't say my name three times 
  'cause I'll pop up behind you 

1115
00:45:43,707 --> 00:45:44,942
      and give you a scare.     

1116
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:45,743
         - This look is         
       very extinguished--      

1117
00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:49,179
     I mean, distinguished.     

1118
00:45:49,279 --> 00:45:51,782
     - I wanted do something    
        a bit more spooky       

1119
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,250
          just to show          
       the judges that I'm      

1120
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,486
  not all about being perfect.  

1121
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,154
          - A scorcher?         

1122
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,423
    - I don't even know her.    

1123
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,392
       - Vicki Vivacious.       

1124
00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:03,894
   - Could the helmet be blue?  

1125
00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:04,394
   - Yes, that's a good thing.  

1126
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:06,964
            - Oh, OK.           

1127
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:10,834
 - I am serving you biker chick,
     Hell's Angel realness.     

1128
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,303
    Shut up and drive, bitch!   

1129
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:14,605
       - Ultimate hipster.      

1130
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,773
             - Yes.             

1131
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,174
         - I'm in agony.        

1132
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,409
   Those boots are killing me.  

1133
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,944
        But do you think        
      I'm going to let on?      

1134
00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,479
         Absolutely not.        

1135
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,883
      - Moment on the lips,     
      lifetime on the hips.     

1136
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,985
       - I am seeing some       
        talented bitches        

1137
00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,753
     in my rear view mirror.    

1138
00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:31,655
      But let me tell you,      
   my eyes are straight ahead.  

1139
00:46:31,755 --> 00:46:34,792
 I've never felt more confident.

1140
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:37,561
       - Up next, Banksie.      

1141
00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:41,331
          - Mr. Mugler,         
   I'm ready for my close-up.   

1142
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:45,002
        - The inspiration       
   for this look is dart lady.  

1143
00:46:45,102 --> 00:46:48,405
   I'm giving you dominatrix.   

1144
00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:50,908
 - Who ordered the baked potato?

1145
00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,010
    - Some new big shoulders,   
            big hips.           

1146
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,278
        I can't breathe.        

1147
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:55,779
       I am about to have       
         a panic attack,        

1148
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,748
        and I can't wait        
   to have it on this runway.   

1149
00:46:57,848 --> 00:47:00,517
   - I love it, wrap it to go.  

1150
00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:04,855
 - As I turn delicately 'round, 
       I got just a cheeky      

1151
00:47:04,955 --> 00:47:05,622
    surprise for the judges.    

1152
00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:07,958
    - Oh, she's great crack.    

1153
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,661
    - I have the flattest ass   
          known to man.         

1154
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,229
        Supermodels don't       
         have big asses.        

1155
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:13,530
    They're flat as pancakes.   

1156
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,133
         [upbeat music]         

1157
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,968
        - Tomara Thomas.        

1158
00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:23,640
      - I am serving robot,     
        reflective, hot,        

1159
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:27,511
  sexy, editorial model bitch.  

1160
00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:30,247
       - Well, I hear she       
   identifies as chromosexual.  

1161
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:32,082
           [laughter]           

1162
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:35,619
  - Fancy polish in my chrome.  

1163
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,888
           [chuckles]           

1164
00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:39,323
     - The future is Tomara.    

1165
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:42,059
 - You know they say robots are 
  going to take over the world. 

1166
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:45,762
    Well, bitch, I'm going to   
   take over this competition.  

1167
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,365
   - The mirror has two feces.  

1168
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:51,535
             - What?            

1169
00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:56,707
   - Up next, Katherine Butch.  

1170
00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:59,142
         - Oh, she just         
      finished a marathon.      

1171
00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:00,377
           [laughter]           

1172
00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:04,214
      - My look is inspired     
 by "The Phantom of the Opera," 

1173
00:48:04,314 --> 00:48:05,349
      but I wanted to give      
      it a bit of a twist.      

1174
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:07,684
        Like, the phantom       
    and Christine had merged    

1175
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:10,220
 together in a hall of mirrors. 

1176
00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:14,258
        - It's Cape Bush.       

1177
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,660
         - I am feeling         
     fabulous in this look.     

1178
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,228
     This is the first look     
     I've done that doesn't     

1179
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:19,963
    have a silly little gag.    

1180
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:24,668
   It's just me in the outfit   
   doing some fabulous acting.  

1181
00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:26,703
       - I think she needs      
        to take some time       

1182
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:28,238
  to reflect on her decisions.  

1183
00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:32,943
           [laughter]           

1184
00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:36,480
    Up next, Ginger Johnson.    

1185
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:40,217
    Give her a hand, and two    
    arms while you're at it.    

1186
00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:46,023
   - I am serving Schiaparelli  
  meets holographic earthworm.  

1187
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:49,026
            [laughs]            

1188
00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:54,364
     - For when you haven't     
    had time for a manicure.    

1189
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:57,501
   - I will not bite my nails.  
    I will not bite my nails.   

1190
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,271
       - Underneath these       
         wings, there's         

1191
00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:04,041
    a steel boning structure    
     that's holding them up.    

1192
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,576
        It's all Velcroed       
     onto me down the front.    

1193
00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,679
   It's the least comfortable   
  thing I think I've ever worn. 

1194
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,615
   - Could you cut up my food?  

1195
00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:14,084
           [laughter]           

1196
00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:19,756
    - This outfit is strange    
     but ultimately armless.    

1197
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:23,927
             - Taxi!            

1198
00:49:24,027 --> 00:49:25,295
          No, no, taxi!         

1199
00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:28,332
           [laughter]           

1200
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,636
       - Michael Marouli.       

1201
00:49:32,736 --> 00:49:35,105
        See, this is what       
        happens when you        

1202
00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:36,807
   put metal in the microwave.  

1203
00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,108
              - Ah.             

1204
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,444
  - I am serving you high drag. 

1205
00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:43,513
   I'm shiny, I'm reflective,   
          I'm fabulous.         

1206
00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:45,282
  This is how you do it, girls. 

1207
00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:48,552
   - I can see a glitter ball.  

1208
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:52,189
   - Giant shards at the back,  
   giant shards at the waist.   

1209
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:54,491
   Me gay walks are in place,   
     little Swarovskis here,    

1210
00:49:54,591 --> 00:49:55,993
        Swarovskis there.       

1211
00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:58,695
         Imagine that as        
   a venerable disease, dear.   

1212
00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:00,130
              Gosh.             

1213
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,365
     - Does this mean she's     
    got seven years bad tuck?   

1214
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:04,468
             - Yes.             

1215
00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:08,271
  - Mirror, mirror on the wall, 
   who's the fiercest bastard   

1216
00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:10,674
          of them all?          

1217
00:50:12,609 --> 00:50:14,511
       - Welcome, ladies.       

1218
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:18,081
   We've made some decisions.   

1219
00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:22,652
     When I call your name,     
      please step forward.      

1220
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,655
           Cara Melle,          

1221
00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:28,225
         Tomara Thomas,         

1222
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:31,228
      I'm sorry, my dears,      

1223
00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:34,231
     but you are both safe.     

1224
00:50:35,732 --> 00:50:38,702
    You may leave the stage.    

1225
00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:42,839
          [tense music]         

1226
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:47,010
    Ladies, you represent the   
  tops and bottoms of the week. 

1227
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,445
          Now it's time         
   for the judges' critiques.   

1228
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,080
     First up, DeDeLicious.     

1229
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:54,584
    - Dame Muffin Top, we had   
   a little bit of a plateau.   

1230
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,920
    To get to the next step,    
            you have            

1231
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,022
       to have that point       
       of view, and I felt      

1232
00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:01,058
 that was missing a little bit. 

1233
00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:03,794
          - I did feel          
    with that dame character,   

1234
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,629
       it was missing some      
       of that earthiness.      

1235
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,331
   And I felt like some of the  
  humor was missed in the song. 

1236
00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:10,567
     - You had great energy,    
           but I would          

1237
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:11,701
     say the whole character    
        kind of wore you        

1238
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,304
   rather than you wearing it.  

1239
00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:15,505
    - Tonight on the runway,    
     the collar is stunning.    

1240
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:17,941
     Your hair is beautiful.    

1241
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,476
    Your makeup is gorgeous.    

1242
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,677
           I love it.           

1243
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:21,611
        - I was impressed       
         with everyone.         

1244
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:23,814
    This was my first panto.    

1245
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:24,881
   I'd never seen one before.   

1246
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:26,616
   You guys were so fantastic.  

1247
00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:29,753
    And so we're at the point   
  where we are splitting hairs. 

1248
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:32,789
      So had you ever done      
      a panto before, DeDe?     

1249
00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:34,825
      - No, I've never seen     
     one in my entire life.     

1250
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,027
    - You've never seen one?    
              - No.             

1251
00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:39,062
      - So tell me how you      
       prepared for this.       

1252
00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:41,064
 - I just kind of wanted to just
  have a bunch of fun with it,  

1253
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:44,568
  but I think I just lost that, 
      like, panto dameness.     

1254
00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:46,970
   - Did you choose this role?  

1255
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,439
         - Yeah, I did.         
             - Why?             

1256
00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:50,974
     - Just 'cause it seemed    
        the most like me,       

1257
00:51:51,074 --> 00:51:52,442
  you know, with like the buns. 

1258
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:53,844
   And she likes the daddies.   

1259
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,779
 And was I like, yeah, she's me.
            She's me.           

1260
00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:57,981
          - Thank you.          
      - Thank you so much.      

1261
00:51:58,081 --> 00:51:59,249
           Thank you.           

1262
00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:00,650
      - All right, up next,     
        Vicki Vivacious.        

1263
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,286
        - Vicki, I'm just       
        going to say it.        

1264
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:06,456
 You were my favorite, probably 
   because your character was   

1265
00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:08,024
  one note, the sexy dumb one.  

1266
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,027
  And you found so many things  
        to do with that.        

1267
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,432
   - The ballad duet that you   
    had with Dick was so fun.   

1268
00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:18,168
  It ended up being everything  
    that I hoped it would be.   

1269
00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:20,770
   - Vicki, you milked me dry.  

1270
00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:22,906
           [laughter]           

1271
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:24,608
        The amazing thing       
         about panto is,        

1272
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,543
     which I have seen since    
       I was a young kid,       

1273
00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:28,411
      it is so ridiculous.      

1274
00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:30,747
       You have to believe      
    in these people somewhat.   

1275
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:33,150
      You were so fantastic     
         as his milkmaid        

1276
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:35,986
     because you were really    
    invested in who she was.    

1277
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:40,090
 - This is so beautifully made, 
     and it loves the light.    

1278
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:43,527
     - Vicki Vivacious, you     
  were wonderful in the panto.  

1279
00:52:43,627 --> 00:52:45,428
         I'm most happy         
     that the world's going     

1280
00:52:45,529 --> 00:52:47,030
 to get to see what a panto is. 

1281
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:48,999
        I think I'm going       
     to get a panto tattoo.     

1282
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,133
              - Oh!             

1283
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:51,635
             - Yeah.            

1284
00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:53,470
      How old were you when     
     you saw your first one?    

1285
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,405
    - I think I was 10 or 11,   
  and I was lucky enough to see 

1286
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,541
          Danny La Rue          
 in "Mother Goose" at Plymouth. 

1287
00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:58,942
             - Wow.             
             - Wow.             

1288
00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:00,877
         - That was also        
      my first nod to drag,     

1289
00:53:00,977 --> 00:53:02,779
      and that's why I love     
        that era of drag.       

1290
00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:03,613
     - Well, you were lovely    
    in the part that you did.   

1291
00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,549
            It was--            
          - Thank you.          

1292
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:07,684
       - Really wonderful.      

1293
00:53:07,784 --> 00:53:10,854
 - All right, up next, Banksie. 

1294
00:53:10,954 --> 00:53:13,557
   - I think you got nervous.   

1295
00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:15,125
           Am I right?          
   - You are completely right.  

1296
00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:17,661
  - In rehearsal, you had more. 
      Again, nobody sucked.     

1297
00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:19,095
          This was one          
      of the best Rusicals      

1298
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,730
    I think we've ever seen.    

1299
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,433
           I just knew          
     that you could do more.    

1300
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,534
       - I really enjoyed       
        your Butter Face.       

1301
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:27,804
    I felt it was in the song   
        that you suddenly       

1302
00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:29,573
     lacked self-confidence.    

1303
00:53:29,673 --> 00:53:32,842
      You could have let go     
  of your fear and gone for it. 

1304
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:35,412
       It would have been       
  a real scene-stealing moment. 

1305
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:36,613
      - There was a little      
      more evil that wanted     

1306
00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,149
        to come out that        
  just couldn't quite get out.  

1307
00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:41,284
     And it's hard when they    
    give you a nose like that   

1308
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:42,619
     'cause it's like nose--    

1309
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,521
           - This one.          

1310
00:53:44,621 --> 00:53:47,624
   - You've got to be playing   
      bigger than that nose     

1311
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:50,026
   in order to get to the back  
       of the auditorium.       

1312
00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:51,494
            - I love            
    this holographic outfit.    

1313
00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:53,330
        It's really fun.        

1314
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:57,334
  And of course, only you could 
 wear that, as tall as you are. 

1315
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,635
        You know, I could       
       see the nervousness      

1316
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,103
     too in the performance.    

1317
00:54:00,203 --> 00:54:01,471
 And I think, oh, the poor baby.

1318
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,006
        And I understand.       

1319
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:07,477
        But I wanted you        
 to really ooze that sexy evil. 

1320
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,312
        - I know exactly        
       what you're saying.      

1321
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,181
       - Your mom and dad       
       took you to panto?       

1322
00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:13,350
    - My nan used to take me    
        to pantos a lot.        

1323
00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:14,751
       So when I was like       
     three years old, and--     

1324
00:54:14,851 --> 00:54:16,052
             - Yeah.            

1325
00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:17,454
       - Every single year      
        till they stopped       

1326
00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:20,156
  probably when they were like, 
   oh, you're gay enough now.   

1327
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,691
          You can stop.         

1328
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,360
          - Yeah, yeah.         

1329
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,128
   Well, thank you very much.   

1330
00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:28,031
    Up next, Katherine Butch.   

1331
00:54:28,131 --> 00:54:30,533
  - So you were the buttons of  
   the scenario, the narrator.  

1332
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,701
 Thought you were really funny. 

1333
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,336
   I loved all your wand work.  

1334
00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:34,404
     It was like lights on,     
           lights off.          

1335
00:54:34,504 --> 00:54:35,905
           - [laughs]           

1336
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,707
     - Also, buy another one    
    as you're leaving, kids.    

1337
00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:39,276
      They're only a fiver.     
  You know, that was fantastic. 

1338
00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:41,578
    - You set the whole tone    
        for the evening.        

1339
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:43,647
   We were in such safe hands.  

1340
00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:45,048
      Really, really good.      

1341
00:54:45,148 --> 00:54:46,716
         - Your opening         
      number was fantastic.     

1342
00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:48,618
     I thought you delivered    
     it really, really well.    

1343
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,452
 I was super-duper proud of you.

1344
00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:50,954
          - Thank you.          

1345
00:54:51,054 --> 00:54:53,790
    - Tonight on the runway--   
      I think this is cute.     

1346
00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,492
   I see you really attempting  
       to push your makeup      

1347
00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:56,893
    in a different direction.   

1348
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,195
     - I might have ditched     
        the cape earlier.       

1349
00:54:59,296 --> 00:54:59,763
              - OK.             

1350
00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:01,631
        - Like backstage.       

1351
00:55:01,731 --> 00:55:04,901
           [laughter]           

1352
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,172
        - You know, Kate,       
    in the looks department,    

1353
00:55:09,272 --> 00:55:12,575
 I love that you are challenging
      yourself in your art.     

1354
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:14,044
     So, well done for that.    

1355
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,713
      And you are wonderful     
          in the panto.         

1356
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,682
       Why did you choose       
          the narrator?         

1357
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:21,084
        - I really wanted       
     the challenge of being     

1358
00:55:21,184 --> 00:55:21,584
    on stage the whole time.    

1359
00:55:21,685 --> 00:55:23,787
             - Yeah.            

1360
00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:27,624
    - When you're not acting,   
      you are shoplifting.      

1361
00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:29,626
      That's what I've been     
      doing the whole time.     

1362
00:55:29,726 --> 00:55:32,329
      This makeup is great      
     under here, by the way.    

1363
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:33,530
          Spectacular.          

1364
00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:36,900
   - Up next, the inspiration   
     for Ernest Hemingway's     

1365
00:55:36,966 --> 00:55:39,836
      "A Farewell to Arms,"     

1366
00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:41,471
         Ginger Johnson.        

1367
00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,807
    - Let's talk about Daisy,   
    the back end of the cow.    

1368
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:45,275
       That's a slam dunk.      

1369
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,177
        I think that you        
    delivered it beautifully.   

1370
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:50,780
      And I thought tonight     
   was just wonderful for you.  

1371
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,048
          - Thank you.          

1372
00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:54,117
       - There wasn't that      
        much on the page,       

1373
00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:58,221
     and you let us know who    
 that character was immediately.

1374
00:55:58,321 --> 00:56:01,958
   - It is so hard to be stuck  
   in an animal for that long.  

1375
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:04,728
        Then you come out       
   and you give us Mama Rose,   

1376
00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:07,163
        and I thought you       
         just nailed it.        

1377
00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:08,331
  - You were fantastic in this. 

1378
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:10,834
          - Thank you.          

1379
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,602
          - Small part,         
   but you made a huge impact.  

1380
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,105
      - This is hilarious.      

1381
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:18,775
      I mean, it looks like     
   formal night at the asylum.  

1382
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,210
         It looks like--        

1383
00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:22,679
           [laughter]           

1384
00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:24,714
 Thank you for giving me one of 
 my favorite runway looks ever. 

1385
00:56:24,814 --> 00:56:27,917
 - Why don't you have any arms? 

1386
00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:29,486
        - I do have arms.       

1387
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:30,987
         And I had hoped        
  to reveal them on the runway, 

1388
00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:34,090
  but I lost a couple of nails  
    on the way up the steps,    

1389
00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:36,092
     and I thought maybe it     
   would be a terrible reveal.  

1390
00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:38,728
   - Just funny sometimes how   
  malfunctions can kind of give 

1391
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:41,598
  you something a little extra. 

1392
00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:43,400
        Maybe you should        
        never have arms?        

1393
00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:45,869
           [laughter]           

1394
00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:47,303
         - It's actually        
        kind of gorgeous        

1395
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,606
 and kind of just whackadoodle. 

1396
00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,808
    What was your inspiration   
         for this dress?        

1397
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,443
           - You know,          
      sometimes you've just     

1398
00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:55,245
     got to look like a gold    
      iridescent earthworm.     

1399
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:56,913
             - Sure.            
    - And today was that day.   

1400
00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:59,549
      - An outfit that will     
     go down in the history     

1401
00:56:59,649 --> 00:57:01,451
       books of this show.      

1402
00:57:01,551 --> 00:57:03,019
          - Thank you.          

1403
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:04,587
    - And talk about outfits.   

1404
00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:08,191
    Up next Michael Marouli.    

1405
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:09,626
   - Michael, you know you're   
   going to get good critiques  

1406
00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:12,028
    tonight because everyone    
 on the panel just wants to say,

1407
00:57:12,128 --> 00:57:13,763
       I loved your Dick.       

1408
00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:15,765
  And I did, I loved your Dick. 

1409
00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:17,634
       - I thought the way      
        that you handled        

1410
00:57:17,734 --> 00:57:20,737
     that character was fun.    

1411
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:22,138
   I thought it was enjoyable.  

1412
00:57:22,238 --> 00:57:24,140
             I loved            
  the relationship with Vicki.  

1413
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,042
        - Strongest duet        
       in the whole piece,      

1414
00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:27,977
      even though everybody     
         was fantastic,         

1415
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:29,345
      because you were more     
      interested in making      

1416
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,381
        each other work.        

1417
00:57:31,481 --> 00:57:33,883
       - This is stunning.      

1418
00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,585
            You know,           
     I think a lot of people    

1419
00:57:35,685 --> 00:57:37,720
    try to think of something   
         clever, clever         

1420
00:57:37,821 --> 00:57:39,889
   to do with Mirror, Mirror.   

1421
00:57:39,989 --> 00:57:42,158
     And you just went, no,     
 mirrors, that's what I'm doing.

1422
00:57:42,258 --> 00:57:43,560
            - Shards.           

1423
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,261
        - Fab, fab, fab.        

1424
00:57:45,361 --> 00:57:47,831
   This outfit is spectacular.  

1425
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,833
    This is what Donna Summer   
    should have been wearing    

1426
00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:51,835
    the whole time, you know?   

1427
00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:54,704
      And your performance      
          in the panto,         

1428
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:57,807
     you were giving it all     
   you've got, and I was sold.  

1429
00:57:57,907 --> 00:57:59,442
   When was your first panto?   

1430
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,877
          - Oh, my God,         
     I must have been four.     

1431
00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:01,778
           I see a lot          
      of the jokes that go      

1432
00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:04,080
  straight over the kids' head. 

1433
00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:05,515
     But I'd always be like     
  looking at the adults going,  

1434
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,283
          what's funny          
      about Dick and Pussy?     

1435
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,786
      Like, I was always so     
      inquisitive about it,     

1436
00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,287
    but it's just brilliant.    

1437
00:58:11,387 --> 00:58:13,223
       - Well, thank you,       
        Michael Marouli.        

1438
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,791
      - Thank you, RuPaul.      

1439
00:58:14,891 --> 00:58:15,792
           - [laughs]           

1440
00:58:15,892 --> 00:58:17,126
      - Thank you, ladies.      

1441
00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,061
   I think we've heard enough.  

1442
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,964
        While you untuck        
        in the Werk Room,       

1443
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,966
        the judges and I        
        will deliberate.        

1444
00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:26,069
    You may leave the stage.    

1445
00:58:29,072 --> 00:58:29,973
             - Girl.            
             - Ooh.             

1446
00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:32,575
          - We're safe,         
     but maybe we played it     

1447
00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:34,244
  too safe in this competition. 

1448
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,579
   - The fact that we changed   
      roles, heartbreaking.     

1449
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:37,981
          - Yeah, yeah.         
 - I was like, fuck being nice. 

1450
00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,249
      Now it's time to just     
      go boom, boom, boom.      

1451
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,452
     I've just won, and now     
     I'm back to being safe.    

1452
00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,054
          Oh, shit, no.         

1453
00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,423
       No, no, no, no, no.      

1454
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,026
             - Hiya.            

1455
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:51,361
              - Hi.             

1456
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:53,263
    - We're in front of you.    

1457
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:53,830
        - Hello, girlies.       

1458
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:55,632
         - Hey, ladies.         

1459
00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:57,834
          - Thank you.          

1460
00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:58,935
             - Girl.            

1461
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:00,236
            - Oh, Oh.           

1462
00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:02,272
        - What happened?        
       What did they say?       

1463
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,307
     - It's me and Banksie,     
       a thousand percent,      

1464
00:59:04,407 --> 00:59:05,174
       in the bottom two.       

1465
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,809
             - Yay!             

1466
00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:09,679
      - I think I did start     
    out super, super strong.    

1467
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,047
  But I did kind of I got lost. 

1468
00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:15,151
    I didn't really know what   
    to do with it after that.   

1469
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,653
         - But what did         
        they say for you?       

1470
00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:18,288
       - Oh, well, this is      
        the thing though,       

1471
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,522
         because if I'm         
      really being honest,      

1472
00:59:19,622 --> 00:59:21,357
     I got lovely critiques.    

1473
00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:23,726
 I was happy, but I kind of got 
  in my own head a little bit.  

1474
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,628
          I was nervous         
      to perform this part.     

1475
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,830
          And the issue         
  with having such a small role 

1476
00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:30,900
        is that you have        
     to really be memorable,    

1477
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,202
        and maybe I just        
        missed the mark.        

1478
00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:36,272
        I had so much fun       
  in this challenge this week.  

1479
00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:38,274
           - As did I.          

1480
00:59:38,374 --> 00:59:41,010
    - Look, no one did shit.    

1481
00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:45,081
   But if you had to pick two   
         that were shit,        

1482
00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:46,983
        it was them two.        

1483
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,885
            [laughs]            

1484
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,288
   As Banksie said last week,   
             you was            

1485
00:59:52,388 --> 00:59:53,823
   just as shit as each other.  

1486
00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:56,526
      - It has to be coming     
       down to the runway.      

1487
00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,861
  - Because all the critiques,  
        if you look back,       

1488
00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:03,666
    mine was practically 99%    
      almost 100% all good.     

1489
01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,668
       I could potentially      
     be the top of the week.    

1490
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,036
   I can smell another badge,   
            I think.            

1491
01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:11,040
     I think it's between me    
     and Michael this week.     

1492
01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:13,376
  I'm praying for a joint win.  

1493
01:00:13,476 --> 01:00:15,878
      - Vicki is certainly      
     counting her chickens.     

1494
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:17,246
       [chicken clucking]       

1495
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,615
       Is that an activity      
          in Cornwall?          

1496
01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:21,718
  But she's forgetting that me  
   and Ginger were in the top   

1497
01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:23,252
            as well.            

1498
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,388
     - So, Ms. Kate, what do    
    they say about this look?   

1499
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:28,191
           [laughter]           

1500
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,693
  I do have to say I think this 
 is one of the looks that would 

1501
01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:33,896
    be like where you'd look    
   in the mirror and take one,  

1502
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,365
           maybe two,           
     maybe three things off.    

1503
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:36,666
           [laughter]           

1504
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,201
  - And be left with a bikini.  

1505
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,970
      - Yeah, I mean, hey.      

1506
01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:42,605
      But what do they say      
       about you, Ginger?       

1507
01:00:42,705 --> 01:00:44,407
  - They loved the performance. 

1508
01:00:44,507 --> 01:00:46,275
   They said that I did a lot   
  with the small amount of time 

1509
01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:49,746
      that I had on stage,      
     and I sang really well.    

1510
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,614
         And I was proud        
      of what I did today.      

1511
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:54,283
   And then Ru said that this   
 outfit will go down in history 

1512
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:57,654
       as one of the most       
       wackadoodle things       

1513
01:00:57,754 --> 01:00:59,255
       that has ever been       
         on the runway.         

1514
01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:01,524
     - I'm a bit overwhelmed    
        by the critiques.       

1515
01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:04,961
   And I have no idea whether   
      they like this look,      

1516
01:01:05,061 --> 01:01:07,930
     or it's the worst thing    
       they've ever seen.       

1517
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:09,432
       I just can't tell.       

1518
01:01:09,532 --> 01:01:10,733
         - Well, girls,         
      let's have a cheers.      

1519
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,503
        We just did panto       
         on "Drag Race."        

1520
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,805
      - Oh, no, we didn't!      

1521
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:18,241
       - Oh, yes, we did!       

1522
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,576
           [cheering]           

1523
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:24,447
 - Now, just between us squirrel
   friends, what do you think?  

1524
01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:27,083
         A great group,         
      a great performance.      

1525
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:29,552
  Let's start with DeDeLicious. 

1526
01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:32,021
       - It did seem odd,       
      the panto dame role.      

1527
01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:35,892
  They gave it to the youngest  
    who'd never seen a panto.   

1528
01:01:35,992 --> 01:01:37,360
    - She wanted it, Graham.    

1529
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:38,695
    - Because she didn't know   
    what she was aiming for,    

1530
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,229
 she missed the mark by a mile. 

1531
01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:42,765
    - The nuance of the sugar   
      with the dirty jokes      

1532
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,367
       wasn't quite there.      

1533
01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:47,970
  - And on the runway, it just  
    didn't have that dazzle.    

1534
01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:51,808
   - The runway look and Dame,  
   there could have been more.  

1535
01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,444
    Up next, Vicki Vivacious.   

1536
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,946
         - I thought she        
        did such a great        

1537
01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:58,948
   milkmaid characterization.   

1538
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,683
     How's that for a word?     
          - I love it.          

1539
01:02:00,783 --> 01:02:02,985
         - That is what         
      performing is about.      

1540
01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:04,554
  It's about looking around and 
  finding all the opportunities 

1541
01:02:04,654 --> 01:02:07,423
  and keep building your part.  

1542
01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:10,927
      - That Mirror, Mirror     
      look was sensational.     

1543
01:02:11,027 --> 01:02:12,095
        I mean, to say it       
         was unexpected,        

1544
01:02:12,195 --> 01:02:14,564
     it was more than that,     
      it was inexplicable.      

1545
01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,733
 - Well, Vicki really understood
    what this character was.    

1546
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,135
        And she did seem        
   to fall in love with Dick,   

1547
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:22,205
       and that was really      
       a huge achievement       

1548
01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:23,506
      having just met Dick.     

1549
01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:25,842
     - We've all been there.    

1550
01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:27,477
           - Yes, yes.          

1551
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,045
           All right,           
    let's talk about Banksie.   

1552
01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:30,913
    - Banksie was the baddie.   

1553
01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:32,682
        She played a part       
       of it really well.       

1554
01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:35,451
     And then her solo came,    
   and it was like, wah, wah.   

1555
01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,320
        - She might have        
        confused feeling        

1556
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,021
          like, right,          
    I'm going to be ugly now    

1557
01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:40,790
  now to be the evil character. 

1558
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,359
       Whereas, actually,       
    the best evil characters,   

1559
01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:45,561
        there's a beauty        
      within that evilness.     

1560
01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:46,696
          - Just say it         
       to Michelle's face.      

1561
01:02:46,796 --> 01:02:50,233
        She's right here.       
        - I'm right here.       

1562
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,601
   - Listen, she's got it when  
  she walked down that runway.  

1563
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:53,936
    She's got the confidence.   

1564
01:02:54,036 --> 01:02:56,739
   She just needs to apply it   
      in her performances.      

1565
01:02:56,839 --> 01:02:58,407
      Up next, Kate Butch.      

1566
01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:01,210
       - Kate's highlight       
     was opening the panto.     

1567
01:03:01,310 --> 01:03:03,513
  - The role kind of was small, 
           but she was          

1568
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,481
  able to still stay relevant.  

1569
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:07,250
        - On the runway,        
         the cape looked        

1570
01:03:07,350 --> 01:03:08,818
       like she was trying      
    to protect a vintage car    

1571
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:09,986
   from the sun or something.   

1572
01:03:10,086 --> 01:03:11,554
            - Right.            

1573
01:03:11,654 --> 01:03:13,289
      - You know, I thought     
   Kate Butch did a fine job.   

1574
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:17,660
   She set up the tone for me,  
  and she did that wonderfully. 

1575
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,995
    All right, let's move on    
     down to Ginger Johnson.    

1576
01:03:19,095 --> 01:03:23,099
     - I just thought Ginger    
      smashed that number.      

1577
01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:24,634
   - That was my favorite part  
       in the whole panto.      

1578
01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:27,570
    Now, the no-arms outfit--   

1579
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,605
 I got to tell you, I loved it. 

1580
01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:31,040
    We've never had anything    
        like that before.       

1581
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,342
    - It was funny and cute,    
 and it didn't--and we're still 

1582
01:03:33,442 --> 01:03:34,744
        talking about it.       

1583
01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:37,280
           - Yes, yes.          
     - So I mean, you know--    

1584
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:41,017
      - Tonight was a big,      
   fabulous night for Ginger.   

1585
01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,819
      All right, let's talk     
     about Michael Marouli.     

1586
01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:44,587
     - I think this is what     
      Michael loves to do.      

1587
01:03:44,687 --> 01:03:48,324
 I believe their relationship-- 
 as some wise person once said, 

1588
01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:50,526
         "it takes two,"        
    and they delivered that.    

1589
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,295
    - There was like a spark    
    when they met each other.   

1590
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:53,863
  A really talented performer.  

1591
01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:55,231
     - And then, of course,     
         on the runway,         

1592
01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:57,166
 this dipped in chrome peacock. 

1593
01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:58,534
           Love that.           

1594
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,503
    - I think Michael Marouli   
    had such a strong night.    

1595
01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:03,840
     - Oh, high praise from     
  a world renowned Dick-lover.  

1596
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:05,007
           [laughter]           

1597
01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:07,009
       - Yeah, seriously.       

1598
01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:09,145
           - Silence.           

1599
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:11,347
     I've made my decision.     

1600
01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:13,149
      Bring back my girls.      

1601
01:04:13,249 --> 01:04:13,883
      Welcome back, ladies.     

1602
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:17,186
    I've made some decisions.   

1603
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,691
           Kate Butch.          

1604
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:22,825
          You're safe.          

1605
01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:24,160
          - Thank you.          

1606
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,761
 - You may join the other girls.

1607
01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:31,701
          [tense music]         

1608
01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:38,641
        Vicki Vivacious,        
         Ginger Johnson,        

1609
01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:44,580
   Michael Marouli, this week,  
   you all outdid yourselves.   

1610
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:48,618
       But Ginger Johnson,      

1611
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,319
      condragulations, you      

1612
01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:51,454
         are the winner         
    of this week's challenge.   

1613
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,823
        - Awesome, babe.        

1614
01:04:53,923 --> 01:04:55,958
           [laughter]           

1615
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:57,793
           - Finally!           

1616
01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:02,832
       - And you've earned      
    a coveted RuPeter badge.    

1617
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:07,536
       [chorus vocalizes]       

1618
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,138
       Wear it with pride.      

1619
01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,274
   - I just can't believe it.   
    I've got two badges now.    

1620
01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:14,610
       I've got two badges      
     and two on the bounce.     

1621
01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:17,880
 - Vicki, Michael, you are safe.

1622
01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,348
          - Thank you.          

1623
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:20,449
      - You three may join      
        the other girls.        

1624
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,586
          - Thank you.          

1625
01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:36,032
     - DeDeLicious, Banksie,    
      I'm sorry, my dears,      

1626
01:05:36,132 --> 01:05:38,801
 but you are up for elimination.

1627
01:05:38,901 --> 01:05:41,804
         - I don't think        
      I'm going home today.     

1628
01:05:41,904 --> 01:05:45,775
    If I have to perform the    
 living shit out of this number,

1629
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:46,709
             I will.            

1630
01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:50,880
  - Two queens stand before me. 

1631
01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:55,518
         I've consulted         
        with the judges,        

1632
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,254
     but the final decision     
        is mine to make.        

1633
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:04,694
    Ladies, this is your last   
  chance to impress me and save 

1634
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:07,096
   yourself from elimination.   

1635
01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:12,668
    The time has come for you   

1636
01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:18,607
   to lip-synch for your life.  

1637
01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:24,246
  - Banskie, babes, I love you. 

1638
01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:27,083
     You're an icon, but I'm    
     about to slaughter you.    

1639
01:06:29,218 --> 01:06:35,191
          - Good luck,          
      and don't fuck it up.     

1640
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:41,998
  - [singing] I dreamed a dream 
         in time gone by        

1641
01:06:42,965 --> 01:06:48,771
       When hope was high       
      and life worth living     

1642
01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:56,512
       I dreamed that love      
         would never die        

1643
01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:04,587
        I prayed that God       
       would be forgiving       

1644
01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:10,292
         But the tigers         
          come at night         

1645
01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:18,067
        With their voices       
         soft as thunder        

1646
01:07:19,268 --> 01:07:23,606
          As they tear          
        your hopes apart        

1647
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:33,149
          And they turn         
       your dream to shame      

1648
01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:45,161
          Still I dream         
        he'll come to me        

1649
01:07:46,962 --> 01:07:52,868
       That we would live       
       the years together       

1650
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:59,508
      But there are dreams      
         that cannot be         

1651
01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:05,915
      And there are storms      
        we cannot weather       

1652
01:08:07,316 --> 01:08:10,453
           [laughter]           

1653
01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:15,324
          I had a dream         
        my life would be        

1654
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:20,896
        So different from       
      this hell I'm living      

1655
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:25,935
        So different now        
       from what it seemed      

1656
01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:33,309
          Now life has          
        killed the dream        

1657
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:39,081
            I dreamed           

1658
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:44,687
           [cheering]           

1659
01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:49,425
           - Amazing.           

1660
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:54,730
            - Ladies,           
     wonderful performance.     

1661
01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:58,501
   Now, I've made my decision.  

1662
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:05,808
          DeDeLicious.          

1663
01:09:05,908 --> 01:09:08,110
       Shantay, you stay.       

1664
01:09:09,845 --> 01:09:12,915
           [applause]           

1665
01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:16,585
  You may join the other girls. 

1666
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,120
          - Thank you.          

1667
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:24,093
          [soft music]          

1668
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:31,600
    - Banksie, you, my dear,    
         will always be         

1669
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:34,670
       head and shoulders       
         above the rest.        

1670
01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:36,405
           - [laughs]           

1671
01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:39,642
       - Now, sashay away.      

1672
01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:41,343
          - Thank you.          

1673
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:44,914
      - Love you, Banskie.      
     - I love you, Banskie.     

1674
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,115
       I love you so much.      

1675
01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:48,250
             - Diva.            

1676
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,719
            - Oh, Ru.           

1677
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:54,523
  I'm not leaving without doing 
  the runway one more time, OK? 

1678
01:09:54,623 --> 01:09:56,292
          - Go for it.          

1679
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:59,495
           [cheering]           

1680
01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:04,667
             - Yes!             

1681
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:11,607
          - All right!          

1682
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,976
           [laughter]           

1683
01:10:18,514 --> 01:10:20,282
            Let's go.           

1684
01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:21,383
       It's sad not being       
        in there anymore.       

1685
01:10:21,483 --> 01:10:23,852
        It's really nice.       

1686
01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:25,521
           Ah, mirror.          

1687
01:10:25,621 --> 01:10:28,057
       Feel a bit gutted,       
    but it's a great season,    

1688
01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:31,460
      and it was a really,      
 really good week for everybody.

1689
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,829
  I've not got big enough bum.  

1690
01:10:33,929 --> 01:10:35,631
        Also, I went out        
        looking gorgeous,       

1691
01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:39,435
     and that is pretty fab.    

1692
01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:41,470
              Bye.              

1693
01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:46,008
   - Condragulations, queens.   

1694
01:10:46,108 --> 01:10:49,478
   And remember, if you can't   
 love yourself, how in the hell 

1695
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,813
        are you going to        
       love somebody else?      

1696
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:51,380
  Can I get an amen up in here? 

1697
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,881
           all: Amen!           

1698
01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:55,818
        - All right, now,       
       let the music play.      

1699
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,887
            [singing]           
     To, to, to, to the moon    

1700
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:01,323
        To the moon, baby       

1701
01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:02,625
          To the moon,          
    come on and take me away    

1702
01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:06,161
     To, to, to, to the moon    

1703
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,896
    To the moon, to the moon    

1704
01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:10,933
          Next time on          
   "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...   

1705
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,601
 We're playing the Snatch Game. 

1706
01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:14,403
           [cheering]           

1707
01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:17,940
        Let's give a big        
   welcome to Carol Vorderman   

1708
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,476
      and Alexandra Burke.      

1709
01:11:20,576 --> 01:11:22,611
        - If you can name       
       a more iconic duo,       

1710
01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:24,246
   I will give you a coconut.   

1711
01:11:24,346 --> 01:11:25,981
         - I would love         
      to have seen you have     

1712
01:11:26,081 --> 01:11:27,683
  more fun with the character.  

1713
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:30,052
   - It does look like you've   
    queue jumped in Yo Sushi,   

1714
01:11:30,152 --> 01:11:31,754
     and someone's attacked     
    you with two chopsticks.    

1715
01:11:31,854 --> 01:11:34,056
           [laughter]           

1716
01:11:34,156 --> 01:11:37,426
           - [singing]          
     To, to, to, to the moon    

1717
01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:38,761
           To the moon          

1718
01:11:38,861 --> 01:11:39,728
            Blast off           

1719
01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:40,896
           To the moon          

1720
01:11:40,996 --> 01:11:41,664
    Come on and take me away    

1721
01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:45,434
     To, to, to, to the moon    

1722
01:11:45,534 --> 01:11:47,703
        To the moon, baby       

1723
01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:48,871
           To the moon          

1724
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,439
    Come on and take me away    

1725
01:11:50,539 --> 01:11:53,909
     To, to, to, to the moon    

1726
01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:54,977
           To the moon          

1727
01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:55,978
            Blast off           

1728
01:11:56,078 --> 01:11:57,079
           To the moon          

1729
01:11:57,179 --> 01:11:58,280
    Come on and take me away    

1730
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:01,350
     To, to, to, to the moon