- Hello, hello, hello!
Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
I want you to share your experience
in RuPaul's Disaster Class.
[dramatic music]
- You need to make sure that you are approachable,
that you aren't going to get too pissed on shift
because at the end of the day, that is really,
really "unprofessionable."
- The Geordies do it best.
- And now you can too!
- Aw.
- Uh-huh.
- Is there any little things that we can
send them home with right now?
[upbeat music]
- [laughs]
- You Geordie girls are the winners
of this week's challenge.
- Thank you. - Yes!
- Naomi Carter, I could tell you were nervous.
- Cara Melle.
- I just felt like I wanted you
to let us in a little bit more.
Cara Melle, shantay, you stay.
- Thank you.
- Miss Naomi Carter, sashay away.
- See you in a bit, dog shit!
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
- [groans]
- She was close.
- Bitch. - All right.
- We're back in the Werk Room.
And we are one queen down.
- I'm shook, girl.
- Yeah, girl.
- But finally somebody else has gone home.
- Miss Carter is the starter.
- "Let me hear you say"--
oh, Jesus.
[laughter]
- Best Yorkshire, go on.
- "Cinna bit Miss Carter!"
- Yes!
- "Love you all.
Have fun cleaning this. XOXO."
- We love you.
I bloody love Naomi, one of the most generous,
loving people you could ever have the pleasure of meeting.
And I'm really going to miss her.
- Honestly, I really just did not want
to go up against my sister.
And I didn't want to see myself on the bottom.
Like, that was a surreal experience.
I thought that when I came in here
I was going to murder every single challenge.
But that's not what happened.
- You turned out, though, girl. - You really did.
- Absolutely. - Thank you.
Had to put on a show, I guess. - You did put on a show.
- Plenty of legends have come on this show and had
to lip-synch for their life.
And I am no different.
I'm going to have to show these judges why I'm a star.
- Everybody say bye, Miss Carter.
- Bye, Miss Carter.
all: Bye, Miss Carter.
- Come on, girls. Let's sit down.
- Yeah.
- These feet!
Cara coming in this competition thinking her shit didn't stink.
She thought she was never going to be
lip-synching for her life, and look.
- Oh, God.
- It's crazy what this competition can do.
[laughs]
Miss Cara Melle, how did it feel,
fighting for your life this time, not the win?
- It was the worst feeling.
And I was just like, why do I have to do this?
Why is it me? No!
- 'Cause you absolutely bombed the challenge, I think.
[laughter]
- That is your opinion.
- And Ru's.
- I don't know if she's been spending too much time
with DeDe, but she is delusional about how
this challenge went.
- I'm going to say I still don't think I did that badly.
- Oh, you did, sweetheart.
You did.
- OK.
- That's all right. - Thank you.
- I don't know whether Ginger's confidence is now building
because we won the challenge, but oh,
Miss Ginger, you tell her, girl.
Banksie, Vicki, you had a lucky escape there.
How does it feel?
- I'd just like to say that I really do
apologize for the way that that "Untucked" went.
You were just as shit as me, babe.
- No. - Really, girl?
- Fuck off.
Especially to you two.
And I didn't want to get overwhelmed
by all this madness that we're in.
And I didn't want to hurt anyone either.
So I hope that we can bury the hatchet.
- Of course, I was just putting across my opinions...
- Of course.
- Of what I thought I should have done,
but maybe I worded it wrong.
And if I did, I am so sorry.
- I'm also really happy that you came back so quickly.
I really appreciated that. - Thank you.
- Because I know damn sure I have not done that well.
- It's all from passion.
You're in a pressure cooker,
and sometimes the lid pops off.
But you know what you can do?
Just turn the hob down, put the lid back on,
potatoes don't go everywhere.
But the big question is,
who is the next lamb to the slaughter?
all: Oh!
- Too soon!
- You know what, Kate? I'm leaving.
Thank you so much for this.
[laughter]
- Things are heating up.
[moaning]
- You're a badge holder now.
- I know, girl.
- I have a repeated getting semi close.
We've had weeks where no one's gone home,
so it's felt like drag summer camp.
- Oh, my God, the smell!
- But it's now or never to make an impression.
Mommy's going to get a badge next week,
and she's going to stop being such a disappointment.
Oh, mommy sucks!
Ugh.
People are going to be dropping off one by one.
[both grunting]
- This drag summer camp is turning into a massacre.
[chilling scream]
[dramatic music]
- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
The winner crowned the UK's next "Drag Race" superstar
will create their own digital series with the producers
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Graham Norton,
and extra special guest judge Cush Jumbo.
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
May the best drag queen win
Best drag queen win
[upbeat music]
[laughter] - Come on, lassies!
- What are coats for?
all: Shoplifting!
- And badges.
[laughter]
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
And not only have I survived another week,
I have won my first badge.
I don't know what this is that I'm doing today.
- We got three more badges.
- Wow. - [vocalizing]
- Oh, look.
- Ooh! - Wah-wah-wah.
- Are we going to have a ball this week?
- Yes.
- I think we should just have a laugh.
- Because I won the last one, so let's bring it on, baby.
- Oh, she didn't mean ball as in ball.
Like a ball as in a laugh?
- Yeah.
- You big serious cow.
Honestly, it's like, Miss Rummy,
you need to just relax, girl.
- She won that ball. - Just chill.
- I am relaxed. I am totally chill.
- [laughs]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hey! - Hi!
- Good morning, queens.
- Good morning.
- For today's mini challenge, it's time to celebrate
the art of throwing shade.
[cheering]
In the grand tradition of "Paris Is Burning,"
the British Library is about to open officially.
[laughter]
Because reading is what?
all: Fundamental!
- That's right.
#DragRaceUK.
- I might have been writing mean things
about these girls every night when I get home,
or maybe I haven't.
I have. I have.
[chuckles]
- All right, first up, Banksie.
- I am so ready to give these bitches a piece of my mind.
Oh, me, just an innocent little lamb?
Finally, I am relaxed enough after blowing my top
to tell them what I really mean.
Who's ready to get slaughtered?
[laughter]
DeDeLicious.
- Have it. - DeDeGusting.
[laughter]
DeDePlorable.
And hopefully soon, DeDePorted.
[laughter]
Vicki Vivacious-- did you know, Ru,
that Vicki from Cornwall?
Also, the dish of Cornwall is the Cornish pasty.
- Really? - Yes.
And just like a Cornish pasty,
she's filled with multiple different meats at once,
she has a very flaky base, and she's got
an incredibly soggy bottom.
[laughter]
- Ginger Johnson, glamour beast in drag,
truck driver out of it.
Drive yourself home.
Cara Melle, the beauty, the grace,
the busted lace.
- Ooh. - [gasps]
- You described yourself as a goddess, and I agree--
a goddess that resides over the pits of hell.
- My lace is always nice, all right?
But a goddess that presides over the pits of hell,
that might be true.
[laughs]
- Crystal Versace--oops.
- Oh!
- I actually have a personality.
- I don't know why everybody keeps
confusing the both of you.
She won.
[laughter]
Kate Botched.
[laughter]
She is so ugly--
- How ugly is she?
- She had tinted windows on her incubator as a baby.
[laughter]
- DeDeLicious started drag on the day
she got her GCSE results,
DD.
[laughter]
Banksie with an I-E, not a Y,
which leaves me with a few questions,
i.e., why are you still here?
- Hey! - Yes!
- Mr. Michael, I look at you, and I just think one word,
dentist!
[laughter]
- Can't even see your teeth, bitch.
- Kathy, do you know what?
We can't be good at everything, can we?
- No.
- I mean, you can't paint a mock.
You fucking have no fashion sense.
- No. - But you know what?
I forgot the-- what was me joke?
You're fucking hilarious.
- Thank you.
- To look at.
[laughter]
- Tomara Thomas, your body is banging.
I also don't care how big your dick is.
If it's the size of your nose, I'm going to sit on your face.
- Oh.
- She should be so lucky.
- Banksie, babes, I'm glad that we've cleared the hatchet.
Now, the only thing is, shall I fuck you or feed you?
- Jesus!
- What? What?
- Please, please, no.
- Ru, I didn't realize that it was family
resemblance week already.
I don't understand why there's
a crew member standing here right now.
You should be behind the camera, sir,
not in front of it.
- OK.
- I think I'm funny. - Good.
- [laughs]
- We have Ms. Kate Butch.
Well, you love to beat a dead horse with your jokes
all the time, yes.
And now I'm not talking about your makeup skills.
Robin Williams, I love your work.
That's it, I'm done. - Thanks.
- Cara also reminds me of Robin Williams.
Neither of them are telling jokes at the moment
- Tomara Thomas, you are not just a pretty face.
You're an ugly face with a lot of filler and Botox in it.
[laughter]
Ginger Johnson, you are a queen of the theater,
and I just want to know, what was Shakespeare really like?
He actually almost wrote a play about Ginger's look last week,
but unfortunately, "Much Ado About a Mentally Unwell Dinner
Lady in Space" didn't really scan.
[laughter]
And Miss Naomi Carter--
I'm actually asking, does anyone miss Naomi Carter?
- Oh!
[laughter]
- Damn!
- She might be ugly, but she can read.
[laughter]
- Well done.
Fair enough, girl.
- Whew, the library is closed, officially.
Thank God.
And the winner of today's Mini Challenge is...
[drum roll]
Katherine Butch.
- Not me! - Yay!
- [mouthing]
Quelle surprise.
Kelsey Prise, drag name.
- Ladykins, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
I need you to share the joy of the Great British tradition
of pantomime...
- [gasps] - Oh, yes.
- As you star in the live stage production
of "Pant-Oh She Better Don't: The Rusical."
- Yes! - Yay!
- Panto comes to "Drag Race." This is heaven.
- Kate Butch, as the winner of today's Mini Challenge,
you get to choose your own role.
Then the other queens can split the roles any way
they see fit.
No panto star is worth a dang if she can't sing and dance.
So later today, you'll work with Michelle "Voice-age"
and "Strictly" superstar Karen Hauer.
- [gasps]
- Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[cheering]
- For those who don't know what panto is, it is a classic
fairy tale with silly jokes.
The audience get to shout things.
Take one, pass it on.
And it's full of innuendo.
- There. - Oh, it's a chunky script.
- Oh, she's thick.
And your endo, in my endo, in everyone's endo.
Right, let's see what we've got.
Our hero Dick and his stuffed BFF,
Pussy, are off to seek fame and fortune in the big smoke.
The dynamic duo have big ambitions
of making it onto the main stage
of "RuPaul's Best Friend Race UK."
But uh-oh, an embittered evil former contestant,
Butter Face, is terrorizing the residents of Panto Land
by stealing their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
- Lovely. - Beautiful.
- Shall we have a listen, everybody?
- Go.
[laughter]
- The Rusical is really camp, really fun.
- Oh, I like this.
- And I think we might have a hit on our hands.
- Oh!
- That is so camp.
- Who are you?
- I am feeling drawn to Twinkerbell.
Like, she's the narrator.
Up until now, I have been safe the whole time.
I want to make an impression on the judges,
so I'm picking Twinkerbell,
the role with the most stage time.
We got our cast of characters as well.
Dick is gender-bending realness with a thigh-high boot
and a gorgeously painted face,
which is why didn't pick it myself.
- It sounds--it sounds like a bit of you, Tomara.
- I'll be Dick. - Yeah.
- Good for you.
- And then we have Dame Muffin Top,
who is a rapping comedy role.
- I was thinking of Dame Muffin Top.
I think it'd be a good opportunity for me.
- Fab. - Beautiful.
- My friends call me the Panto Dame because of how
severe I paint my face.
Quite iconic I got a panto dame role.
- And then we've got the milkmaid,
stereotypical doe-eyed, innocent, but is a bit
basic and overlooked by all.
- If anyone's happy, I'm going to take the milkmaid.
I think a little Cornish milkmaid would be quite cute.
- Absolutely.
We've got Butter Face, who is the comedy villain,
rock singer kind of vibe.
- I just can't see myself in any other role really.
- The villain role.
You were the first person I thought of, Banksie.
[laughter]
I just imagine the nose coming out of the cape,
and we see nothing else.
- Honestly, I'm tempted to make it bigger, really.
The villain is the best character.
You just have to be hated, and I
know exactly what that's like.
Boo! Boo!
- Daisy, she's a strong singing role.
She's a super smart diva in waiting,
but she's been cast as the back end of the cow
in a non-speaking role.
Well, that is until now.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'd like the cow.
- I like the cow as well.
- Oh, we've got a few cows here.
- Well, I think I would sing the hell out of that song.
- Yes. - Agree.
- All my shows are singing as well.
- But I'm still wanting to be that brown cow.
I love a good ballad, and it's just going to be my moment.
I see it in the bright lights.
[gasp]
- Maybe Cara is better for the cow.
- Yeah.
- So what does that leave?
It leaves Lisa Thotlee and Dee of Stairs.
They are the has-been pop stars of yesteryear,
but they're big in panto.
- I really don't want a part with full choreo,
which is what Lisa Thotlee and Dee of Stairs are.
- If I had to pick two dancers from this,
it would definitely be Tomara and Cara.
- Yeah.
- To make it look good, I will do one of them roles,
but think I would only want to do it with Cara.
- I would happily take Dick.
[laughter]
I'd happily take Dick.
We need to play at the strengths here,
that's the thing.
- Would this be a good Rusical if Ginger Johnson is clomping
around as the pop star?
No, that would be shit.
If you think it'd be better, then I would do it.
And I can make any role fabulous.
- That is the attitude. - So then you would take cow.
- Yeah.
- And I do think that you'd be also a good cow.
[laughter]
- Are we all happy with our parts?
- Yes!
- Are we going to smash this Rusical?
- Yes! - Oh, no, we're not.
[music stops]
- You might not, but we will.
[jazzy music]
- Hiya.
- Now it is time for our vocal coach session
with Michelle Visage.
And I'm not going to sing because I can't sing for shit.
Wish me luck.
- Hello, all.
all: Hi!
- I'd like to introduce you to our musical director.
This is Dane Chalfin.
- Hi. - Hi, Dane.
- Let's start with Twinkerbell.
- What's the angle that makes you sort of stand out?
- I've latched on to the rough around the edges lyric.
- Great, can we bring that into the vocal?
- Of course.
[singing] We're headed to a place that's called Panto Land
Welcome to Panto Land
- Thank you very much, Kate Butch.
Good job. - Thank you.
- All right, DeDe. Let's give it a go.
- [singing] Want my sticky buns?
My spotted dick's the one
Can't guarantee I'm gluten free
But you'll still want a slice of me
- This song is a big mouthful.
- [singing] My spotted dick's the one
Da, da, da.
I'm sorry, got lost.
- And I hope that DeDe can pull it off.
There's two innuendos there for you.
- Just remember, she's the panto dame,
so larger than life.
- Yeah. - Butter Face.
All right, let's try it.
- [singing] Used to be the true look queen
You're all going to pay this debt
- Literally, in the first take, Banksie, you are killing it.
I am shocked.
- [singing] 'Cause now it's time to die, ah-ha
- Fuck it up.
- Great.
- Give it all you've got, and this will deliver.
- I can't wait.
- Up next, we got Lisa Thotlee
and Dee from Stairs.
- [singing] As you know
You need pop stars in your panto show
- [laughs]
- [singing] But will they book us?
- [singing] One mistake on "Strictly" nearly finished us
- You're like a Ken doll.
[singing] As you know, you need pop stars in a panto show
[laughter]
I'm kind of here for it.
Michael Marouli and Vicki, probably
the most vocally challenging song in the panto.
So you want to work on that harmony part?
- Yeah.
[both singing] I wish we could quit Panto Land
- This is going to be really good
when we get a pitch.
- [singing] We could quit Panto Land
- [singing] I
- [singing] Da, da, da
- [singing] I
- They're putting the harm in harmony.
- So let's go through those harmonies with Dame.
- [singing] I wish we could quit Panto Land
- That's right. - Gorgeous.
- You're going to work on it. You're going to get it right.
And it's going to be fantastic.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Ginger Johnson, you're Daisy the Cow.
- I am, yes.
- This is the song where you need the vocals.
- Yeah.
[singing] Listen, I'm not a-moo-sed
I am brown cow stunning
Moo
- You could really deliver the shit out of this number.
No pressure. - [laughs]
- My dumb ass.
She's doing great, and so that makes me even more jealous.
[laughs]
- All right. all: All right!
- Good luck to you, children.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
[jazzy music]
- Hiya.
- Hello.
- Now it's time to learn some choreography
from "Strictly" icon and my future wife, Karen Hauer.
- I'm so happy to be here.
I've been literally peeing my pants--
[laughter]
'Cause I'm so excited.
- Karen is a radiant beam of light.
- Kick it! [laughter]
- She is tiny. She is feisty.
She's got leather trousers on.
I think I'm bisexual now.
- Also helping me out today is my beautiful assistant, Rose.
She is wild, and she knows all the steps.
- Hi, Rose.
- Hi.
- [laughs]
- So first up, Dame Muffin Top, DeDeLicious,
what's your favorite musical?
- Never seen a musical in my entire life.
[laughter]
- What self-respecting homosexual
has never seen a musical?
Criminal. - Get out.
- Yes, get out.
Yes, fine, I'm a bad gay.
I haven't seen a musical or a panto in person.
Get over it.
- Let's see what you got, baby.
- All right.
- Yeah. - Hey!
- Keep working on that.
- Oh!
- DeDe's never seen a musical or a pantomime,
and she wants to be the dame.
As far as she's concerned, this is just
another Pussycat Doll song.
- I'd love more using your buns.
Let's think about that. - Definitely.
- OK. - Lisa and Dee.
Are you ready? - Let's go, girl.
- This is highly choreographed--
- Yeah. - From top to bottom.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
OK.
Should I make it a little harder?
- Go ahead.
Me and Tomara, we have this synergy.
- Ta, ta, ta, ta, no, no, no.
Well-done.
- We had our little tiff, and now we are past that.
- It's about being a team together.
- We're a team, babe. - We got this.
- We're a team. - We got.
#Camara.
- Butter Face!
- Step, kick, step--
- Ha!
So step, kick, step, growl.
Step.
- Oh, fuck, this is hard.
- I should have been this.
- This is my Chicago moment.
I love it.
But at the same time, I'm bloody terrified now.
- What I need from you is that belief, OK?
So I need that angriness about your face as well.
- Thank you very much.
- Now, Daisy, it's about you coming out of your shell, OK?
All eyes are on you.
Good.
Strut it out.
Feel it.
- Because there was a bit of a fight,
I have really got to smash this,
or I'm going to have egg on my face.
- Dick and the milkmaid.
I want to try through the legs.
So you have to make sure that you're holding yourself
and then slowly release.
[laughter]
- Oh! - You got it?
- Yeah.
It's every day you get to sit on the face
of a "Strictly" pro, is it?
- And then you go through.
- It's a shame it's not Giovanni.
- Both legs through.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yeah, keep going, keep going.
- We'll start-- we'll start again.
These moves are starting to freak me out.
So I'm getting annoyed with myself.
OK. - No, come on.
- This is meant to be my week.
I cannot let anything trip me up.
- You have a lot of work to do.
- OK.
- So Twinkerbell, 1, 2, plié, and lift.
- Yes!
Oh, look at the legs!
- Yes, bitch.
- This has done wonders for my self-esteem.
[laughter]
- Very good technique.
- We have got a lot of rehearsing to do.
We've got vocals, choreography.
- How's everybody feeling? - Great.
- Yeah? You liars.
[laughter]
- I'm sure a lot of these queens
are looking forward to the day where
we can say that this challenge is behind us.
[laughs]
- Thank you, ladies.
Good luck. - Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, here we go.
- 5, 6, 7, 8, everybody!
- Da, da, da, da, da, da.
- We are back in the Werk Room.
And today, it's "Pant-Oh She Better Don't,"
and I'm so excited.
The choreo has changed overnight.
Listen, I can't fling myself around like I used to.
I love Michael.
I don't ever want to land in Michael's crotch.
Because what?
Sister dick makes you sick.
- Is everyone fan of panto?
- Yeah, I've been in so many.
- I love panto.
You know, it's a very, very British tradition, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- It's also the first time lots of kids
are introduced to drag.
- To drag queens, yeah. - You know?
The panto dame, because she had the best costume.
She had the best jokes.
- She got to flirt with all the dads.
- [laughs]
- Panto is a huge part of me growing up.
I remember going out with my grandma every year,
and I always wanted to be a pantomime dame.
Up until the last few years, there wasn't drag story time
or anything like that, that wasn't a thing.
- Absolutely.
- You know, the panto dame is the iconic,
like, introduction to drag.
- 100%.
- Does anyone do drag story time?
- I do a little bit in Manchester.
It's actually so lovely.
It's eye-opening.
- I've done drag story time before.
I used to do a grotto every year
where I'd read children's story as an ice queen.
I've been Rapunzel.
And I think it's just providing children with a bright, crazy
look at color and freedom.
- You get any, like, backlash with that sort of stuff?
Because I know there's been a bunch of drama around drag
shouldn't be around kids.
- That is just the same old repackaged bullshit
from the '70s and '80s that queer people
are dangerous to children.
It's not really anything about drag story time.
It's just beat down on queer people.
That's all it is.
It's a little bit confusing to me
that some people will accept the idea of a pantomime dame
but not the idea of drag story time.
They'll accept drag if it's something that's
been going on for a long time.
But it's not OK for queer people
to go out and do their own thing and make an impact.
I also feel drag story time serves
a really important function of teaching kids about diversity.
- Amen, baby.
- I love doing drag story time.
Children have a lot of questions,
and they deserve answers to those questions.
I didn't have that when I was a child.
If we can educate these children,
then maybe as that generation grows up,
they won't have to deal with the same kind of shit
that we all had to deal with as we were growing up.
Didn't know that gay people existed until I could stay
up late and watch things on TV that I
wasn't allowed to watch.
I think that fostered a lot of trauma
in me, as it does with a lot of queer people,
when you realize that this thing that you were born as
is something that is kept as a secret.
I didn't have any queer people that were an inspiration
to me when I was younger.
Most of them were hidden, you know?
And they certainly weren't in my school
or in my local library.
So many of the things that I struggle with in adulthood
come from that feeling of that my life is something
that has to be a secret.
So if I can do anything to stop other people
from being harmed in that way, then I'm going to do it.
I'm getting quite emotional thinking about it.
You don't make the hard yards unless you do the hard work.
So I think it's great that we can do it
and that we all support each other in doing it as well.
- Totally, girl.
- I mean, I personally hate children,
so I'll be fighting for you lot on the sidelines.
- Well, please don't have any, Kate, please.
- Well, girls, with panto, drag has been around for centuries.
So let's not fuck this up.
- Amen. - Amen, bitch.
- Whoo! Oh, yeah, girls.
Let's do this shit!
- There's this bubbling excitement.
- [laughs]
- Pre-show nerves are kicking in.
- No, I've got the baby ones. - Yeah, these.
Oh, shit. - The curtains are open.
The minute the lights hit, that's it, showtime.
Let's go.
[dramatic music]
- [laughs]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
[singing] Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Head to toe
Let your whole body talk
And what?
Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."
It's Michelle Visage.
- Oh, no, it isn't.
- Oh, yes, it is.
- Oh, no, it isn't.
- Oh, yes, it is.
- Oh, no, it isn't.
- This is going to be a long night.
[laughter]
- Oh, yes, it is.
[laughter]
- National treasure, Graham Norton.
Now, Graham, have you ever been in a panto?
- No, but I've always dreamed of being
in the back end of a horse.
- Wow.
- What, I'm not allowed to dream?
- You're watching the BBC.
[laughter]
- And star of stage and screen, Cush Jumbo.
Welcome to opening night.
- Ru, I am so excited to be here,
and this is the best seat in the house.
- And that's because it's closest to the exit.
[laughter]
This week, we challenged our queens
to celebrate pantomime in an all-singing,
all-dancing Rusical.
And on the runway, category is Mirror, Mirror.
Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
Live, it's the world premiere of "Pant-Oh
She Better Don't: The Rusical."
[bright music]
- [coughing]
Hello, kiddywinks!
My name is Twinkerbell!
But you can call me Twink.
[horn honking]
And I'm your fairy godmother.
Bollocks.
Welcome to Panto Land!
[singing] Get ready, boys and girlies, to learn
Some British herstory
We're headed to a place that's called Panto Land
With good old-fashioned values
And humor that's a bit blue
We're rough around the edges
So give us a cheer
[all singing] It's the panto that's--
- [singing] Perfect for kids
[all singing] Oh, no, it isn't
- [singing] Oh, yes, it is!
- [laughs]
- [singing] Fun for all the family
Hold on to your wi--
[gasps] Igs!
[singing] Welcome to Panto Land
- Now, has anyone seen our Dick?
- No. - No.
- He's behind you!
- Where?
- Right there.
- Oh, there you are, Dick, and with that famous old
Pussy of yours, too.
[cat meows]
[cat hisses] Oh!
[laughter]
- Help, Twink, we're off to enter
"RuPaul's Best Friend Race UK" and win a RuPeter badge.
- Yay!
[choir vocalizing]
- Well, look out, Dick.
There's an evil queen lurking in the shadows,
snatching everyone's charisma.
Uniqueness, nerve, that's a word.
[dramatic music]
- [vocalizing]
- Oh, kiddywinks, you will shout if you
see a shady bitch, won't you?
- Yes! - Won't you?
- Yes! - Ahh!
- She's behind you! - Where?
- She's behind you!
- Oh, no!
- She's behind you.
- Dick, look out!
- Behind you.
[cat meows]
[all exclaiming]
- My Pussy, she's gone.
- She went that way.
[laughter]
Oh, I think it went that way.
- Which way?
- Oh, that way. - Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
- Oh!
[breathing heavily]
- Hello, my dearest.
- Ooh.
- And an extra special hello to all the judges.
I'm Dame Muffin Top, purveyor of the finest
cream pies in all of Panto Land!
Who's hungry?
- I am.
- [singing] 'Cause I'm a captain serving
To you a la carte
Watch me twerk and slap my thighs
Give the dance a big surprise
Want my sticky buns?
all: Yes!
- [singing] My spotted dick's the one
Can't go to tea, I'm gluten free
But you'll still want a slice of me
[all singing] She'll fill you up, up, up
- [singing] So eat me up
- [singing] She'll fill you up, up, up
- [singing] So eat me up
I beat the mixture hard
I fill it with all my lard
I'm a messy baker
- [singing] Ooh, madam - [singing] Giver, not taker
- [singing] Let's have it, so eat
- Yes!
Oh!
Ooh!
- Dame Muffin Top, help.
Me Pussy's been snatched by the evil queen.
- [gasp]
- Can you help us find her?
[metal clanging]
- [laughs]
- Ooh, that's the milking done, mother.
I finally finished pumping Daisy.
Ooh, we are all milked out.
[cow moos]
- Not now.
Can't you see I've got my hands full with Dick?
[gasp]
- Oh, well, oh, I think she's sickening.
[soft music]
- [singing] I've only just met you
- [singing] In panto, that doesn't matter
- Gasp!
[singing] In that case, I think I might
- [singing] And I think I might, too
- [singing] Oh, I love you
- [singing] I haven't even asked your name
But I'll help you milk your cow
- [singing] Then we'll plow
- [singing] Until they're both done creaming
- Ah, she loves me, Dick.
- Are you a boy or a girl?
- [singing] I'm serving genderbending realness
- Oh, I don't care 'cause I love Dick.
- I've never had such luck.
- [singing] And with Dick, I won't suck
- Wait? You what?
[both singing] I wish we could quit Panto Land
[cow moos]
- Daisy!
- Snap out of it, you two.
We've got to go find Pussy.
- This way.
[upbeat music]
[thunder rumbling]
- Oh, no, I think we've taken a wrong turn.
- [gasps]
- Hello, everybody.
- [screams]
- Wait, wait, aren't you Lisa Thotlee
and Dee from--
[upbeat music]
both: Stairs!
[all screaming]
- But no offense, didn't Stairs break up years ago?
- Oh, no, we didn't.
all: Oh, yes, you did!
- And it was a tragedy.
- We're B-list at capital.
- [singing] As you know
You need pop stars in panto shows
- [singing] It's a must demographic
- [singing] High profile, but will they book us?
No, no, no
- [singing] One mistake
On "Strictly" nearly finished us
- [singing] Burst out in this wig
- Oh!
- [singing] But you've not seen the last of us
Last of us
- [singing] Last of us, last of us!
We're back again
- [singing] Oral panto here, we are
- [singing] We're back again
- [singing] Don't know where we are, but we drove quite far
- [singing] The Z listers
- [singing] There's only one hope for us
Panto Land
Back again
- Look, Lisa, I think we found some new friends for our band.
- And this time, we'll never split up.
[dramatic music]
[cat meows]
- Wait, that sounds like Pussy!
This way!
[playful music]
- Moo!
It's not that way.
Why won't you ever listen to me?
- Wait, Daisy, you can talk?
- Damn right, I can.
And I'm telling you something.
I did not train in musical theater for this!
[soft music]
- [singing] Listen, I'm not a-moo-sed
I am brown cow stunning
Butt of the joke, that won't be me
This dairy queen's vowed to break free
I used to shut up
Now look at my udders
I've got a beef with the rest because this
Rump is the best
- [singing] Honey
- [singing] Give me the spotlight
Move out my way
This hot piece of brisket is going to risk it
- [singing] Hot piece
- [singing] 'Cause it's my time to move
- Quit milking your part and get your head
back in your ass, Daisy.
- [crying] - Aww!
- Oh, come on, it's sadder than that.
all: Aww!
Cheers.
[cat meows]
- [gasp]
- Ma!
- She's behind you.
all: She's behind you!
- Soon, your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
will be mine, all mine!
[cat meows]
- Hello, it's me Pussy!
- I know you.
You're Butter Face!
- OMG, the first queen eliminated on season 69.
[all gasp]
[dramatic music]
all: Eww!
- That's right, I am busted.
all: Boo!
- Whatever, losers.
Soon, I'll be beautiful and young forever!
- [gasps]
- Oh.
- [singing] Pussy
My wigs a sight
Pussy
These beats are fried
My tuck is shite
And now I'm here to fight
Just to be the true look queen
Hottest bitch on the scene
If the runner won't fall dead
You're all going to pay this debt
Pussy say goodbye
And I'll suck you dry
Oh, please don't cry
'Cause it's time to die
Ahh!
[laughs]
- Oh, shut your cake.
Oh! - Ah!
[all cheering]
She's dead!
[laughter]
- Now, that's what I call a happy ending.
[upbeat music]
- [singing] Now it's the end of this very dairy silly pantomime
It may be flawed, but who really cares?
We had a good time, bunsy buns
Before they go out of date
I think we're too late
Dick's Pussy may be dead
Found a new one instead
Still doesn't know her name
- We're getting married!
- [singing] Twink's bagged a party risk
Cow had a big moo-ment
And they'll be back next year
This is the end
[dramatic music]
[laughter]
- Oh, no it isn't!
all: Oh, yes, it is!
[all singing] The end
[cheering]
[laughter]
- "Pant-Oh She Better Don't: The Rusical"
is now available on all major music platforms worldwide.
[singing] The right to be free
Category is Mirror, Mirror.
Up first, Cara Melle.
- Somebody's going to have seven years of bad luck.
- [chuckles]
- This week's runaway is Mirror, Mirror.
If we were at a club, and that club
was in the mirror dimension, this is what I'd be wearing.
- Xena, warrior princess.
- My outfit was made for Beyoncé,
the Beyoncé!
- I know the designer.
[chuckles]
- Oh, that's got a nice ring to it.
- How lucky am that I even fit in this thing?
I mean, it's not much outfit.
So, yeah, it's going to fit on my body, but I feel good.
- Oh, objects in her rear view mirror
look larger than they actually are.
Up next, DeDeLicious.
- It's Judy Wench!
- Today, I'm serving you Bloody Mary.
She smashed through the mirror, and she's coming for you.
Don't say my name three times 'cause I'll pop up behind you
and give you a scare.
- This look is very extinguished--
I mean, distinguished.
- I wanted do something a bit more spooky
just to show the judges that I'm
not all about being perfect.
- A scorcher?
- I don't even know her.
- Vicki Vivacious.
- Could the helmet be blue?
- Yes, that's a good thing.
- Oh, OK.
- I am serving you biker chick, Hell's Angel realness.
Shut up and drive, bitch!
- Ultimate hipster.
- Yes.
- I'm in agony.
Those boots are killing me.
But do you think I'm going to let on?
Absolutely not.
- Moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips.
- I am seeing some talented bitches
in my rear view mirror.
But let me tell you, my eyes are straight ahead.
I've never felt more confident.
- Up next, Banksie.
- Mr. Mugler, I'm ready for my close-up.
- The inspiration for this look is dart lady.
I'm giving you dominatrix.
- Who ordered the baked potato?
- Some new big shoulders, big hips.
I can't breathe.
I am about to have a panic attack,
and I can't wait to have it on this runway.
- I love it, wrap it to go.
- As I turn delicately 'round, I got just a cheeky
surprise for the judges.
- Oh, she's great crack.
- I have the flattest ass known to man.
Supermodels don't have big asses.
They're flat as pancakes.
[upbeat music]
- Tomara Thomas.
- I am serving robot, reflective, hot,
sexy, editorial model bitch.
- Well, I hear she identifies as chromosexual.
[laughter]
- Fancy polish in my chrome.
[chuckles]
- The future is Tomara.
- You know they say robots are going to take over the world.
Well, bitch, I'm going to take over this competition.
- The mirror has two feces.
- What?
- Up next, Katherine Butch.
- Oh, she just finished a marathon.
[laughter]
- My look is inspired by "The Phantom of the Opera,"
but I wanted to give it a bit of a twist.
Like, the phantom and Christine had merged
together in a hall of mirrors.
- It's Cape Bush.
- I am feeling fabulous in this look.
This is the first look I've done that doesn't
have a silly little gag.
It's just me in the outfit doing some fabulous acting.
- I think she needs to take some time
to reflect on her decisions.
[laughter]
Up next, Ginger Johnson.
Give her a hand, and two arms while you're at it.
- I am serving Schiaparelli meets holographic earthworm.
[laughs]
- For when you haven't had time for a manicure.
- I will not bite my nails. I will not bite my nails.
- Underneath these wings, there's
a steel boning structure that's holding them up.
It's all Velcroed onto me down the front.
It's the least comfortable thing I think I've ever worn.
- Could you cut up my food?
[laughter]
- This outfit is strange but ultimately armless.
- Taxi!
No, no, taxi!
[laughter]
- Michael Marouli.
See, this is what happens when you
put metal in the microwave.
- Ah.
- I am serving you high drag.
I'm shiny, I'm reflective, I'm fabulous.
This is how you do it, girls.
- I can see a glitter ball.
- Giant shards at the back, giant shards at the waist.
Me gay walks are in place, little Swarovskis here,
Swarovskis there.
Imagine that as a venerable disease, dear.
Gosh.
- Does this mean she's got seven years bad tuck?
- Yes.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fiercest bastard
of them all?
- Welcome, ladies.
We've made some decisions.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Cara Melle,
Tomara Thomas,
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are both safe.
You may leave the stage.
[tense music]
Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, DeDeLicious.
- Dame Muffin Top, we had a little bit of a plateau.
To get to the next step, you have
to have that point of view, and I felt
that was missing a little bit.
- I did feel with that dame character,
it was missing some of that earthiness.
And I felt like some of the humor was missed in the song.
- You had great energy, but I would
say the whole character kind of wore you
rather than you wearing it.
- Tonight on the runway, the collar is stunning.
Your hair is beautiful.
Your makeup is gorgeous.
I love it.
- I was impressed with everyone.
This was my first panto.
I'd never seen one before.
You guys were so fantastic.
And so we're at the point where we are splitting hairs.
So had you ever done a panto before, DeDe?
- No, I've never seen one in my entire life.
- You've never seen one? - No.
- So tell me how you prepared for this.
- I just kind of wanted to just have a bunch of fun with it,
but I think I just lost that, like, panto dameness.
- Did you choose this role?
- Yeah, I did. - Why?
- Just 'cause it seemed the most like me,
you know, with like the buns.
And she likes the daddies.
And was I like, yeah, she's me. She's me.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- All right, up next, Vicki Vivacious.
- Vicki, I'm just going to say it.
You were my favorite, probably because your character was
one note, the sexy dumb one.
And you found so many things to do with that.
- The ballad duet that you had with Dick was so fun.
It ended up being everything that I hoped it would be.
- Vicki, you milked me dry.
[laughter]
The amazing thing about panto is,
which I have seen since I was a young kid,
it is so ridiculous.
You have to believe in these people somewhat.
You were so fantastic as his milkmaid
because you were really invested in who she was.
- This is so beautifully made, and it loves the light.
- Vicki Vivacious, you were wonderful in the panto.
I'm most happy that the world's going
to get to see what a panto is.
I think I'm going to get a panto tattoo.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
How old were you when you saw your first one?
- I think I was 10 or 11, and I was lucky enough to see
Danny La Rue in "Mother Goose" at Plymouth.
- Wow. - Wow.
- That was also my first nod to drag,
and that's why I love that era of drag.
- Well, you were lovely in the part that you did.
It was-- - Thank you.
- Really wonderful.
- All right, up next, Banksie.
- I think you got nervous.
Am I right? - You are completely right.
- In rehearsal, you had more. Again, nobody sucked.
This was one of the best Rusicals
I think we've ever seen.
I just knew that you could do more.
- I really enjoyed your Butter Face.
I felt it was in the song that you suddenly
lacked self-confidence.
You could have let go of your fear and gone for it.
It would have been a real scene-stealing moment.
- There was a little more evil that wanted
to come out that just couldn't quite get out.
And it's hard when they give you a nose like that
'cause it's like nose--
- This one.
- You've got to be playing bigger than that nose
in order to get to the back of the auditorium.
- I love this holographic outfit.
It's really fun.
And of course, only you could wear that, as tall as you are.
You know, I could see the nervousness
too in the performance.
And I think, oh, the poor baby.
And I understand.
But I wanted you to really ooze that sexy evil.
- I know exactly what you're saying.
- Your mom and dad took you to panto?
- My nan used to take me to pantos a lot.
So when I was like three years old, and--
- Yeah.
- Every single year till they stopped
probably when they were like, oh, you're gay enough now.
You can stop.
- Yeah, yeah.
Well, thank you very much.
Up next, Katherine Butch.
- So you were the buttons of the scenario, the narrator.
Thought you were really funny.
I loved all your wand work.
It was like lights on, lights off.
- [laughs]
- Also, buy another one as you're leaving, kids.
They're only a fiver. You know, that was fantastic.
- You set the whole tone for the evening.
We were in such safe hands.
Really, really good.
- Your opening number was fantastic.
I thought you delivered it really, really well.
I was super-duper proud of you.
- Thank you.
- Tonight on the runway-- I think this is cute.
I see you really attempting to push your makeup
in a different direction.
- I might have ditched the cape earlier.
- OK.
- Like backstage.
[laughter]
- You know, Kate, in the looks department,
I love that you are challenging yourself in your art.
So, well done for that.
And you are wonderful in the panto.
Why did you choose the narrator?
- I really wanted the challenge of being
on stage the whole time.
- Yeah.
- When you're not acting, you are shoplifting.
That's what I've been doing the whole time.
This makeup is great under here, by the way.
Spectacular.
- Up next, the inspiration for Ernest Hemingway's
"A Farewell to Arms,"
Ginger Johnson.
- Let's talk about Daisy, the back end of the cow.
That's a slam dunk.
I think that you delivered it beautifully.
And I thought tonight was just wonderful for you.
- Thank you.
- There wasn't that much on the page,
and you let us know who that character was immediately.
- It is so hard to be stuck in an animal for that long.
Then you come out and you give us Mama Rose,
and I thought you just nailed it.
- You were fantastic in this.
- Thank you.
- Small part, but you made a huge impact.
- This is hilarious.
I mean, it looks like formal night at the asylum.
It looks like--
[laughter]
Thank you for giving me one of my favorite runway looks ever.
- Why don't you have any arms?
- I do have arms.
And I had hoped to reveal them on the runway,
but I lost a couple of nails on the way up the steps,
and I thought maybe it would be a terrible reveal.
- Just funny sometimes how malfunctions can kind of give
you something a little extra.
Maybe you should never have arms?
[laughter]
- It's actually kind of gorgeous
and kind of just whackadoodle.
What was your inspiration for this dress?
- You know, sometimes you've just
got to look like a gold iridescent earthworm.
- Sure. - And today was that day.
- An outfit that will go down in the history
books of this show.
- Thank you.
- And talk about outfits.
Up next Michael Marouli.
- Michael, you know you're going to get good critiques
tonight because everyone on the panel just wants to say,
I loved your Dick.
And I did, I loved your Dick.
- I thought the way that you handled
that character was fun.
I thought it was enjoyable.
I loved the relationship with Vicki.
- Strongest duet in the whole piece,
even though everybody was fantastic,
because you were more interested in making
each other work.
- This is stunning.
You know, I think a lot of people
try to think of something clever, clever
to do with Mirror, Mirror.
And you just went, no, mirrors, that's what I'm doing.
- Shards.
- Fab, fab, fab.
This outfit is spectacular.
This is what Donna Summer should have been wearing
the whole time, you know?
And your performance in the panto,
you were giving it all you've got, and I was sold.
When was your first panto?
- Oh, my God, I must have been four.
I see a lot of the jokes that go
straight over the kids' head.
But I'd always be like looking at the adults going,
what's funny about Dick and Pussy?
Like, I was always so inquisitive about it,
but it's just brilliant.
- Well, thank you, Michael Marouli.
- Thank you, RuPaul.
- [laughs]
- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
- Girl. - Ooh.
- We're safe, but maybe we played it
too safe in this competition.
- The fact that we changed roles, heartbreaking.
- Yeah, yeah. - I was like, fuck being nice.
Now it's time to just go boom, boom, boom.
I've just won, and now I'm back to being safe.
Oh, shit, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Hiya.
- Hi.
- We're in front of you.
- Hello, girlies.
- Hey, ladies.
- Thank you.
- Girl.
- Oh, Oh.
- What happened? What did they say?
- It's me and Banksie, a thousand percent,
in the bottom two.
- Yay!
- I think I did start out super, super strong.
But I did kind of I got lost.
I didn't really know what to do with it after that.
- But what did they say for you?
- Oh, well, this is the thing though,
because if I'm really being honest,
I got lovely critiques.
I was happy, but I kind of got in my own head a little bit.
I was nervous to perform this part.
And the issue with having such a small role
is that you have to really be memorable,
and maybe I just missed the mark.
I had so much fun in this challenge this week.
- As did I.
- Look, no one did shit.
But if you had to pick two that were shit,
it was them two.
[laughs]
As Banksie said last week, you was
just as shit as each other.
- It has to be coming down to the runway.
- Because all the critiques, if you look back,
mine was practically 99% almost 100% all good.
I could potentially be the top of the week.
I can smell another badge, I think.
I think it's between me and Michael this week.
I'm praying for a joint win.
- Vicki is certainly counting her chickens.
[chicken clucking]
Is that an activity in Cornwall?
But she's forgetting that me and Ginger were in the top
as well.
- So, Ms. Kate, what do they say about this look?
[laughter]
I do have to say I think this is one of the looks that would
be like where you'd look in the mirror and take one,
maybe two, maybe three things off.
[laughter]
- And be left with a bikini.
- Yeah, I mean, hey.
But what do they say about you, Ginger?
- They loved the performance.
They said that I did a lot with the small amount of time
that I had on stage, and I sang really well.
And I was proud of what I did today.
And then Ru said that this outfit will go down in history
as one of the most wackadoodle things
that has ever been on the runway.
- I'm a bit overwhelmed by the critiques.
And I have no idea whether they like this look,
or it's the worst thing they've ever seen.
I just can't tell.
- Well, girls, let's have a cheers.
We just did panto on "Drag Race."
- Oh, no, we didn't!
- Oh, yes, we did!
[cheering]
- Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
A great group, a great performance.
Let's start with DeDeLicious.
- It did seem odd, the panto dame role.
They gave it to the youngest who'd never seen a panto.
- She wanted it, Graham.
- Because she didn't know what she was aiming for,
she missed the mark by a mile.
- The nuance of the sugar with the dirty jokes
wasn't quite there.
- And on the runway, it just didn't have that dazzle.
- The runway look and Dame, there could have been more.
Up next, Vicki Vivacious.
- I thought she did such a great
milkmaid characterization.
How's that for a word? - I love it.
- That is what performing is about.
It's about looking around and finding all the opportunities
and keep building your part.
- That Mirror, Mirror look was sensational.
I mean, to say it was unexpected,
it was more than that, it was inexplicable.
- Well, Vicki really understood what this character was.
And she did seem to fall in love with Dick,
and that was really a huge achievement
having just met Dick.
- We've all been there.
- Yes, yes.
All right, let's talk about Banksie.
- Banksie was the baddie.
She played a part of it really well.
And then her solo came, and it was like, wah, wah.
- She might have confused feeling
like, right, I'm going to be ugly now
now to be the evil character.
Whereas, actually, the best evil characters,
there's a beauty within that evilness.
- Just say it to Michelle's face.
She's right here. - I'm right here.
- Listen, she's got it when she walked down that runway.
She's got the confidence.
She just needs to apply it in her performances.
Up next, Kate Butch.
- Kate's highlight was opening the panto.
- The role kind of was small, but she was
able to still stay relevant.
- On the runway, the cape looked
like she was trying to protect a vintage car
from the sun or something.
- Right.
- You know, I thought Kate Butch did a fine job.
She set up the tone for me, and she did that wonderfully.
All right, let's move on down to Ginger Johnson.
- I just thought Ginger smashed that number.
- That was my favorite part in the whole panto.
Now, the no-arms outfit--
I got to tell you, I loved it.
We've never had anything like that before.
- It was funny and cute, and it didn't--and we're still
talking about it.
- Yes, yes. - So I mean, you know--
- Tonight was a big, fabulous night for Ginger.
All right, let's talk about Michael Marouli.
- I think this is what Michael loves to do.
I believe their relationship-- as some wise person once said,
"it takes two," and they delivered that.
- There was like a spark when they met each other.
A really talented performer.
- And then, of course, on the runway,
this dipped in chrome peacock.
Love that.
- I think Michael Marouli had such a strong night.
- Oh, high praise from a world renowned Dick-lover.
[laughter]
- Yeah, seriously.
- Silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
Kate Butch.
You're safe.
- Thank you.
- You may join the other girls.
[tense music]
Vicki Vivacious, Ginger Johnson,
Michael Marouli, this week, you all outdid yourselves.
But Ginger Johnson,
condragulations, you
are the winner of this week's challenge.
- Awesome, babe.
[laughter]
- Finally!
- And you've earned a coveted RuPeter badge.
[chorus vocalizes]
Wear it with pride.
- I just can't believe it. I've got two badges now.
I've got two badges and two on the bounce.
- Vicki, Michael, you are safe.
- Thank you.
- You three may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
- DeDeLicious, Banksie, I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
- I don't think I'm going home today.
If I have to perform the living shit out of this number,
I will.
- Two queens stand before me.
I've consulted with the judges,
but the final decision is mine to make.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save
yourself from elimination.
The time has come for you
to lip-synch for your life.
- Banskie, babes, I love you.
You're an icon, but I'm about to slaughter you.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- [singing] I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I prayed that God would be forgiving
But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dream to shame
Still I dream he'll come to me
That we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
[laughter]
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed
[cheering]
- Amazing.
- Ladies, wonderful performance.
Now, I've made my decision.
DeDeLicious.
Shantay, you stay.
[applause]
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
[soft music]
- Banksie, you, my dear, will always be
head and shoulders above the rest.
- [laughs]
- Now, sashay away.
- Thank you.
- Love you, Banskie. - I love you, Banskie.
I love you so much.
- Diva.
- Oh, Ru.
I'm not leaving without doing the runway one more time, OK?
- Go for it.
[cheering]
- Yes!
- All right!
[laughter]
Let's go.
It's sad not being in there anymore.
It's really nice.
Ah, mirror.
Feel a bit gutted, but it's a great season,
and it was a really, really good week for everybody.
I've not got big enough bum.
Also, I went out looking gorgeous,
and that is pretty fab.
Bye.
- Condragulations, queens.
And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
are you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen!
- All right, now, let the music play.
[singing] To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, baby
To the moon, come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, to the moon
Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
We're playing the Snatch Game.
[cheering]
Let's give a big welcome to Carol Vorderman
and Alexandra Burke.
- If you can name a more iconic duo,
I will give you a coconut.
- I would love to have seen you have
more fun with the character.
- It does look like you've queue jumped in Yo Sushi,
and someone's attacked you with two chopsticks.
[laughter]
- [singing] To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon
Blast off
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, baby
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon
Blast off
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon