1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,302      - Hello, hello, hello.      2 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:04,371   Previously on "RuPaul's Drag              Race UK"...           3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,506  For this week's Maxi Challenge, 4 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:11,644      I want you to transform         volunteers at UK's oldest    5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:15,915    LGBT hotline into fine drag                queens.             6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,317   - One in front of the other.   7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,852       Transfer the weight.       8 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,687    Peter's walk couldn't catch          a pig in a passage.       9 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,622             [laughs]             10 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:25,358  - DeDeLicious and BeBeLicious.  11 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,660         - It's more like               friendly resemblance.      12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,230  - Kate Butch and Femily Bronte. 13 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,699           - I don't see               the family resemblance.     14 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,536    - Michael Marouli, it is so      gorgeous what you've done.    15 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,138         Condragulations.         16 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,706        You are the winner            of this week's challenge.    17 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:43,009  DeDeLicious, shantay, you stay. 18 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:48,381     Kate Butch, sashay away.     19 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:48,948   - You can't fire me. I quit!   20 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,817            [laughter]            21 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:54,054               Ciao!              22 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:57,424          [upbeat music]          23 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:02,128      - Oh, I can't grasp it.     24 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,863        - Not another one.        25 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,365           - Very DeDe.           26 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:06,733        - Not another one.        27 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,702         - I've just sent               my sister Kate home.       28 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,472  Oh, this one's a bit more of a              sour one.            29 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,808            - Aw, man.                  [indistinct chatter]       30 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,578     - But I think I've proven        I'm going to fight my way    31 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:19,813     through this competition.    32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,214        - What's she said?                   - It's me.            33 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:22,449            I'm Kathy.            34 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,383          I've gone home.         35 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,984        Hope you all lose.        36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:25,785            Kate Butch.           37 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,020            [laughter]            38 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,856            - Balegdeh.           39 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,091    - And hey, she left with a                 badge.              40 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,125        She did brilliant.        41 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,893   - The journey the girl's been                 on.               42 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,995 - Yeah, I'm really going to miss               Kate.              43 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:36,729     We were really good pals.    44 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,865           - Bye, honey.          45 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,467       See you soon, bitch!       46 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,301            [laughter]            47 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:44,270 - She's had some amazing moments 48 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,371     across this competition.     49 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,240     I'm really proud of her.     50 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:47,941     - What a roller coaster.     51 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,343       all: Roller coaster.       52 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,313       - I feel like by now        I'm the only non-Geordie here.  53 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,080          - Oh, yes. Yes.         54 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,882    Three Geordies and a Kent.    55 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:56,683          - And one Kent.         56 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,586            [laughter]            57 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:02,055 - There's literally only four of             us left.             58 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,858        It's feeling quiet,           even with me in the room.    59 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,160          What the hell?          60 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,028          [all groaning]          61 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,131          - Let's hear it           for Mystic Marouli over here,  62 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:12,565 winner of the Challenger Series. 63 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,700 - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 64 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,235           - Well done.                 - I needed that win.       65 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,170    - That was big for you this                 week,                 wasn't it--the whole thing,   66 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,638       the whole experience?                  - It was.            67 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:19,405          - So emotional.         68 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,573     - It was dead emotional.     69 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:23,042      - Do you think Peter's          going to keep the boots?     70 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,444  - And we'll have to prise them              off her.             71 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,712   She was feeling those boots.   72 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,147                Ah!               73 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,616   - You were in the bottom two              last week.            74 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,618     And boom, she's here with             another badge.          75 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:32,852          Now she's two.                       - Boom!             76 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:33,853    She's back with her second                 badge.              77 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,922       - Oh, congrats, baby.                 - Exactly.            78 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,824   - I feel on top of the world.  79 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,225       I've got two badges.       80 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,528    I'm hot on Ginger's heels.    81 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,296     She'd better not get too               comfortable,           82 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,999 because I'm coming up after her. 83 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:46,933     - You've got two badges.     84 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,401          [both gasping]          85 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,103   You've got three. You've got                 two.               86 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,104           I've got one.          87 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:51,938         And you've got--         88 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,206              - None.             89 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,974            [laughter]            90 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:56,476    - I wanted to win the last               challenge,                      and I didn't.          91 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,278 And I'm starting to feel like my              chance              92 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:02,348     to get that badge for me         is kind of slipping away.    93 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:03,783     - To be fair, you are the                official             94 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:04,684      lip-sync assassin now.      95 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:05,685               - Ah!              96 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,020          - Anyone scared               to go up against her?      97 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,954           - Absolutely.          98 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,622          No, thank you.          99 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,124  - I mean, we could do a ballad,     we can do a high energy.     100 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,193           But, I mean--          101 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,127    - You could wash the floor      with your fanny, apparently.   102 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:14,594            [laughter]                     - Do a little.          103 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,729              - Ooh!              104 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,698    - Just let me wipe it off.    105 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:20,600        - DeDe, not again.        106 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,201   She's like a cat with worms.   107 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:21,601           [cat meowing]          108 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:25,205             [laughs]             109 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,975          - Well, girls,            as the semifinalists we are,   110 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,177    shall we get this drag off?             - Yes, ma'am!          111 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:32,011              - Yeah!             112 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,179    - There's four of us left.    113 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,781        The crown is near.        114 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,683  Are they thinking I'm a threat? 115 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:37,617               Yes.               116 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,052    - Let's get it off, honey.    117 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,853          - And ka-bang!          118 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,722      Bang, bang, bang, bang!     119 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:43,656               - Ah!              120 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:44,657                Ah!               121 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,659                Ah!               122 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:47,594       - Jesus Christ, DeDe!      123 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:48,061               - Ah!              124 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,929            [laughter]            125 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,564        - You're just like                a little giggle.         126 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:52,799            [laughter]            127 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,901               - Aw.              128 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,437   - I will fight tooth and nail    to get to where I need to be.  129 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,138         - Girl. [laughs]         130 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,340     - I'm from the Garden of                 England,             131 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,077     so I have plenty of space         to bury these bitches.      132 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,614    DeDeLicious means business.   133 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,616            - [singing]                 "RuPaul's Drag Race"       134 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:13,019            The winner,            crowned the UK's next Drag Race            Superstar,            135 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,289   will create their own digital               series                     with the producers        136 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,157     of "RuPaul's Drag Race."     137 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,861  Tonight, with Michelle Visage,             Alan Carr,            138 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:25,465   and extra special guest judge            Aisling Bea.           139 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:26,933             [singing]                  "RuPaul's Drag Race"       140 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,536   May the best drag queen win,          best drag queen win       141 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,874          [upbeat music]          142 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,876              - Wow!              143 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:37,810            [cheering]            144 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,680              - Ahh!              145 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,814   - It's a new day in the Werk                 Room.              146 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:45,218   We are this close to being in             the final.            147 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,086          What the hell?          148 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,222               Whoo!              149 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,990      - It's the semifinals.                   - Ooh!              150 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,158   - Rest in peace, Kate Butch.   151 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,393            - [laughs]            152 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:54,961      - She's lying facedown                 somewhere.            153 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,296    - With a knife in her back.           - With a knife--         154 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,031        - Knife in her back         and eyebrows on her forehead.  155 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,533            [laughter]            156 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:00,933         - Ginger Johnson?        157 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,068              - Yes?              158 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,771    - Is this the top four you                thought?             159 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,939          - I don't know.         160 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,074            [laughter]                    - That means no.         161 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,042               - No.              162 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,977            [laughter]            163 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,780   - She's a shady little lady.   164 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,480            The nerve.            165 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,982      - I'm not mad about it.     166 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:17,183     I'm having a lovely time.    167 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,886      - Fact, we're sat here         and it's almost the final.    168 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,221  I just, honest to God, I can't             believe it.           169 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,389      - I just can't believe           how much fun we've had.     170 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,390     Do you know what I mean?                 - I know.            171 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,491               Yeah.              172 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,059         - Like, I'm like,           this is just went too good.   173 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,027              - Yeah.             174 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,228 - So I'm like, ooh, I don't want               to--               175 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,063 I don't want to jinx it, because                it                176 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:30,930     is just going so amazing.    177 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:31,831               Yeah.              178 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,232              - So--              179 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,468    - Looking around the table         this morning, one of us     180 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,970  is not going to make it to the               final.              181 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,908      And I just have to dig            real deep all the way      182 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,943          into the bottom           of my stilettos to make sure   183 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,245    that that person is not me.   184 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,715       - One more batch till            we get in the finals!      185 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:49,749           Are we ready?          186 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,516              - Yeah!             187 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,185              - Whoo!                      [alarm blaring]         188 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,853              - Whoo!             189 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:57,056 - Girl, Her Majesty done already         done had herses.         190 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:57,890            My queens.                         - Hey!              191 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,692              - Hey!                            - Hi!              192 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,994        - Sticks and stones             may break your bones,      193 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,598  but shade will never hurt you.  194 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:06,766            - [laughs]            195 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,602         - You're welcome.        196 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,170     - Short and sweet today.     197 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,939   - Shady, shady, shady, girl.   198 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,607      - Hello, hello, hello.      199 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,976             all: Hi!             200 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,544             - Hello.             201 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:22,982     - Racers, condragulations    for making it to the semifinals. 202 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:25,818              - Yeah!                        - Yee-haw!            203 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,554   - Now, with the grand finale           just a week away,        204 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,424    it's time to ask yourself--        do you have the speed,      205 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:36,863           the strength,            and the heart to be a winner?  206 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:41,167  For this week's Maxi Challenge,   in a gladiator's "Drag Race"   207 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,004      mash up, you need to go      head-to-head and toe-to-toe in  208 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,707   the Dragiator's Comedy Roast.  209 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:51,644           [rock music]           210 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,746           #DragRaceUK.           211 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,048           - Oh, my God!          212 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,016               Yes!               213 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,785            [laughter]            214 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,086              - Shit.             215 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,456    I'm in a roast line up with            Ginger Johnson          216 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,091       and Michael Marouli,       217 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:05,658  and I also did awful at Snatch                Game.              218 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:09,796               So--               219 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,298     - While tucked tightly in                 tights,             220 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:15,201   you need to roast each other,             the judges,           221 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:20,473     and the eliminated queens            from season five.        222 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:21,441           - Oh, my God.          223 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,109            - Amazing.            224 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,845      - This is the challenge          I've been waiting for.      225 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:26,712  Oh, everyone's getting it both              barrels.             226 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,781          No one is safe.         227 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,917        Run for cover now.        228 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:34,020        - Now, to make sure            you're ready to rumble,     229 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:39,358    you are invited to a comedy         masterclass hosted by      230 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,728  the seriously silly Alan Carr.  231 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:43,529              - Yay!              232 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,765  - Tomorrow, on the main stage,  233 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,601   we'll be joined by our extra         special guest judge,       234 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:51,204    the hilarious Aisling Bea.    235 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,338             [gasping]                         - Ooh.              236 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:53,372           - I love her.                  - I love Aisling.        237 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,141       - Whoo! Miss Aisling.      238 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,776      The luck of the Irish.      239 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,612   And it is a bit intimidating         doing a comedy roast       240 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:03,216     in front of, not only one                comedian,                     two comedians--         241 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:03,783     and RuPaul and Michelle.     242 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:06,586            Can't wait.           243 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:11,057        - Now, DeDeLicious,        as the survivor of last week's              lip sync,            244 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,327    you get to choose the order          in which the queens       245 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:17,129    enter the Dragiator arena.    246 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,531              - Ooh.              247 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,300   - Racers, start your engines.  248 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,270 And may the best drag queen win. 249 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,137              - Yes!                            - Go!              250 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,105               Wow!               251 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:29,342          - We are doing                a Dragiator's roast,       252 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,844  and I get to choose the order-- 253 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:32,979                me!               254 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:33,846             - Roast?             255 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,348              - Yeah.             256 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,084      - I'm definitely going             to think carefully        257 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,553      about where I'm going.      258 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:44,290    Whatever Ginger and Michael                 want,                    they aren't getting.       259 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,725             [laughs]             260 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,727   I didn't know I'd be the one          to pick the order.        261 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,495           - How lovely.          262 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,796     What a gorgeous surprise.    263 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:51,864 - What a lovely little surprise. 264 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,633      - She's got the power.      265 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:57,870      - DeDe's loving having         that little ounce of power.   266 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,372  God forbid if the bitch got her              badge.              267 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,573             Imagine.             268 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:01,641  - What are you thinking, DeDe?  269 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,809  - Well, first of all, I want to               hear               270 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:07,780      from everyone on their       preferred spot in the line up.  271 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,814    - I would love to go first.   272 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,216               - OK.              273 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,984  - And I'm quite comfortable in             that sense            274 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,252      to get everyone going.      275 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,855       - All right, Ginger?                - I don't mind.         276 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:16,789         I'll go anywhere.        277 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,324             - Tomara?            278 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,725  - Maybe I'd love to go second,              or first.            279 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,727               - OK.              280 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:22,395                Hm.               281 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,397       - Let's be realistic.      282 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:29,302    Ginger and Michael are some      funny old, old, old ladies.   283 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,537    So I want to open the show.   284 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:34,407  I want to start with the energy      here for these girlies      285 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,608           to match it.           286 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,909    - Where do you want to go?    287 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,244 - Yeah, where do you want to go? 288 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:42,582   - I think first and last are      big pressure places to be.    289 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,684          Because first,            you can think you did really                 well.              290 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,219      And then it moves along       and it gets better and better  291 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,888     and you get overshadowed.    292 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,289 - Do you not think if you go out               first              293 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:52,625  it means no one's already told              the jokes            294 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,027     that you're about to do?     295 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,129  - That's--oh, there's pros and             cons to it.           296 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,097               Ooh.               297 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,765           I don't know!          298 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,934  - She's trying to be strategic. 299 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:05,137  But honestly, she doesn't know      what to do with herself.     300 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,077     - I think I'm going to go                 second.             301 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,614  That means I'm going to put you              first.              302 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,449         - OK. Thank you.         303 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,918      - Michael, would you be          comfortable going last?     304 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,153      - I'm happy to go last.     305 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,588       I did ask for first.       306 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,689            [laughter]            307 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,758           Just saying!           308 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,460          What the fuck?          309 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,128 What kind of game are you trying             to play?             310 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:32,732    - First, second, third, and                fourth.             311 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:33,799       And we're all happy?                    - Yeah!             312 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:34,533              - Yeah!             313 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,435    - I am massively concerned.   314 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,304       Because I don't know           whether these bitches are    315 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,338   going to say jokes I've got.   316 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,041   That's the risk you run going                last.              317 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,509      You've got to be funny.     318 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:44,977    You've got to be the best.    319 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,079  And you've got to think on the                spot.              320 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,180           Big mistake.           321 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,649               Huge!              322 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,818          [upbeat music]          323 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,956      Tomara, I can see your                 breakfast.            324 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,190         - You're welcome.        325 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,226    - She's getting limbered up        for a fight over here.      326 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,361  - I'm just stretching my limbs                out.               327 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,230             [laughs]             328 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:04,730    - Have you seen Gladiators                 before?             329 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,666               - No.              330 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:07,633              - What?             331 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,567  I was obsessed with Gladiators. 332 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,469     - You will go on my first                whistle!             333 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:11,537               Brr!               334 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,572   - Gladiators is camp as tits.  335 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,708   Big sweaty blokes wrestling,            rolling round?          336 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,378   My God, and people wonder why     I turned out the way I did.   337 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,312        - What's everyone's             biggest concern going      338 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:24,817   into this cheeky little role?  339 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,552  - How pissed off Vicky's going               to get?             340 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:30,122            [laughter]            341 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,457   I've only ever done one roast               before.             342 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:35,194   But I tend to do more, like,        stories and funny songs     343 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,495  and prefer making it up as I go              along.              344 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,330 I'm not very good at remembering              things.             345 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,699             [laughs]             346 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,902   - I just hope it's not a case    of they just come across mean  347 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,171     and unfunny, cause that--    348 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,505              - Why?              349 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:47,073   You've made a career of it so                far.               350 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,376            [laughter]            351 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:50,943              - Ooh!              352 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,446          She's going in.         353 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,847         I'm not mean. No.        354 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:55,881   - You should just record the                 jokes                   and lip-synch to them,      355 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,750     and then you'll be fine.     356 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,885            [laughter]            357 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:00,920      - People are definitely               expecting me           358 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,856    to completely flop at this.   359 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:04,924    I want to prove them wrong            and I want to do         360 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,059   very well in this challenge.   361 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,627  - You just have stage presence. 362 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,730       That's all you need,            I feel, stage presence.     363 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,797  - I think some jokes will help. 364 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,365          - I mean, yeah,              one or two maybe might      365 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,767    help me in this challenge.    366 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,435    - A little chuckle here and                there.              367 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,570        - Imagine I'm just            walking around the stage.    368 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,637        - Come on, Tomara.        369 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,273  Put pen to paper, get your legs             together,            370 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,775 get your head out of the clouds, 371 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,477      and give us some jokes.     372 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,813          [upbeat music]          373 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,050        - Dragiators ready?       374 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,051         [air horn blares]        375 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:32,885            [laughter]            376 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,954    Always wanted to say that!    377 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,122             Come on.             378 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,323   I'm going to teach you how to               roast.              379 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,224          Come on, girls.         380 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,759          - I love Alan.          381 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,026  He's so funny, and I can't wait              to get              382 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,996    some little gems from him.    383 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,366  - Ru's invited me here to give                 you                     tips on how to roast.      384 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,702       OK, rule number one,       385 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,370   don't take the piss out on my             teeth, OK?            386 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,674   I mean, I know they look like     toe separators, but please.   387 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,076            [laughter]            388 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,112  - I have about two jokes in my                rut.               389 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,547  Alan said don't make fun of his              teeth.              390 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,081              Great.              391 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,016         I have one joke.         392 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,885   - I've watched a lot of your               stand ups                and you're so good at it.    393 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,219         You are amazing.         394 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,420      - Aw, you're not asking          for a refund, are you?      395 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,855             - No, no.                       [laughter]            396 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,123     - I think when you do it,    397 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,725       you've just got that         conversational way about it.   398 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,093              - Yeah.             399 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,528 - Yeah, but it takes--it takes a                lot               400 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,196    of time to be spontaneous.    401 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,165   Before you even see me at the              theater,             402 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,599     I've done over a hundred                 warm-ups.            403 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,568   - You never, like, die in the               moment?             404 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,336         - God, I've died              so many fucking times.      405 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,504       I'd died. I've died.       406 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,639   And you know when you die on                telly--             407 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,507    because I know when they're              filming it,           408 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:29,708  they'll add a canned laughter-- 409 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,644          I'm like this.          410 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,381            [laughter]            411 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,184      - I could so imagine me            in dead space just        412 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,020    sitting there and going...             [fake laughter]         413 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:41,754      And no one's laughing.      414 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,789           It's just me.          415 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,391  - Now, Ginger, you've got funny              bones.              416 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,892   You always make people laugh.  417 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,561    Are you nervous about this                 roast?              418 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,763      Because the expectation         is quite high, isn't it?     419 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,097     - Yeah, I'm a little bit                 nervous.             420 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:52,832      But I think I'll be OK.     421 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,934     I mean, I'm a nice girl.     422 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,970   So it doesn't come naturally         to be mean to people.      423 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,639  Alan does lay the pressure on.  424 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:04,276        It brings home how            important this roast is.     425 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,011    A lot of really great drag                 queens              426 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:09,415      have fallen out of the                 competition                    at this stage.          427 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,450       - Michael, what kind            of angle are you going      428 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,685     to go into the roast for?    429 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,220    - I'll just rip everyone to                shreds.             430 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,020              - Yeah?             431 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:15,855  - I feel like they deserve it.  432 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,289            [laughter]            433 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,858        - So are you going              to pick on everyone?       434 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,693   Because you've got to spread    the hate around, you know that. 435 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,429 - Yeah, I'm going to be generous  with how much I hate everyone.  436 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,764            [laughter]            437 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,132    - There's like a thin line,             isn't there,           438 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:27,733    when someone gets a bit too                 mean.              439 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,802              - Yeah.             440 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,037    - I think the audience will      forgive you if it's funny.    441 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,306    It's like touching a bruise         sometimes, roasting.       442 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,975  You're like, oh, oh--but I like                it.               443 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,810            [laughter]            444 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,713  - I've never done a structured          stand up routine.        445 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:44,149   But hosting on a microphone,     telling jokes to an audience   446 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,085    is what I do for a living.    447 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:50,122         Never ever, ever           underestimate me at a roast.   448 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,157  I'm going last in the roast, as               well.              449 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,425               - Oh.              450 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,361 - I did ask for first, but I was              shafted             451 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,463       by my lovely sister.       452 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,764      - Who's going on first?     453 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,099        - I'm going first.        454 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,868            [laughter]            455 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,371   - That tough, going on first.  456 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,939  You don't have any fear though,              do you?             457 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,340  That's what I see--when I see-- 458 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,009   - Well, yeah, I mean, I don't             really, no.           459 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,244      There's pressure there       of opening the show, you know?  460 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,014   What if I'd literally eat my                 words                        and collapse?          461 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,715            God forbid.           462 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:17,816       Well, I've got this.       463 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,185   Remember who you are, Tomara             Thomas bitch.          464 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,421       - And are you picking               on these three?         465 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,722        - Do you know what?       466 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,357         I'm actually not.         - Well, you know, it's a roast. 467 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,258     A roast, you've got to--     468 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,326            - No, I am.           469 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,061   I am DeDe, but these two, I'm             just going            470 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,529    to say one little comment.                  - OK.              471 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,664   - That's--that's the only air                time               472 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,197    these bastards are getting.   473 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,966            [laughter]            474 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,602    - Tomorrow's roast is going          to be avant-garde.        475 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,170             [laughs]             476 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,172 I'm sure it's going to be really              funny.              477 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,107  Whether or not it's going to be              a roast             478 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,711   is another question entirely.  479 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,881    - Is anyone struggling with      how they get into the joke?   480 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,883    - Yeah, maybe a little bit.                - Yeah.             481 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,284   - I think a good one is, you                 know,              482 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,687   picking on that worst quality         and exaggerating it       483 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,188        to the nth degree.        484 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,690    Like, "I'm not saying she's             thick, but--"          485 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,191    that's always a great one.    486 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,860        - My worry is just               coming across mean.       487 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,695  I really, really don't want to              do that.             488 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,663             - Go on.             489 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:05,531         Try it out on me.        490 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,099   - OK, so it was like Banksy,   491 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,734 I'll always remember your lyric, 492 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,270      "Face is full of filler          and egos are enormous,"     493 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,972          which is funny,           'cause you are just a filler,  494 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,507    and your nose is ginormous.   495 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,742       - Well, there you go.                That's funny.          496 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:17,343            [laughter]            497 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,178        That not too mean.        498 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,446     Oh, my God, that's quite             positively tame.         499 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:24,350         - That's the joke          you chose to try out on Alan?  500 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,486 I can't wait to hear the rest of             your set.            501 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,824     - If a joke doesn't land,            pick yourself up.        502 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,691        Just be confident.        503 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,059          They're funny.          504 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,127   You thought they were funny.   505 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,729    They're going to be funny.    506 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,763              - Yeah.             507 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,031  Kind of second guessing myself. 508 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,799   I'm just looking at my jokes        and I'm just thinking,      509 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,401      are they funny enough,            are they good enough?      510 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,202      It's a lot of pressure.     511 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,537    - Comedy's a bit like sex.    512 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,673  You shouldn't really talk about                it,                    you should just do it.      513 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,641              - Yeah.                        [laughter]            514 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,010   - And say you get a miserable                scowl                    off Michelle Visage.       515 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,011             Fuck her!            516 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,779            [laughter]            517 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,148 Listen, you're all really funny. 518 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,583    I can't wait to see you out                there.              519 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,117            Good luck!                          - Aw.              520 00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,651           - Thank you.           521 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,453          [upbeat music]          522 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,289    - Right, slap, slap, slap.    523 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,859        - Do you guys think          Northerners are more funny    524 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,761       than us Southerners?       525 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,095            [laughter]            526 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,363              - Yes.              527 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,133  - I think because the struggle       is real in the North, I     528 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,501    what I believe, for so many                people.             529 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,169    They find comfort in humor.   530 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,437              - Yeah.             531 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,939   - Coming from the Northeast,      I found humor as an escape    532 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,307        when I was younger.       533 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,877    Everything's gray, dreary.    534 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,211   You either get up and laugh,   535 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,147 or you get up and just sit there      and stare at the walls,     536 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,681       praying for bedtime.       537 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,150    - From the day you're born,            you're getting          538 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,584    the shit ripped out of you,                 so...              539 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,353              - Yeah.                         - I know.            540 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,054  - You've either got to keep up         or get left behind,       541 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,089         really, I think.         542 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,992   - I feel like all Northerners  are real thick-skinned, as well. 543 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:40,859    - Well, it's fucking cold,                 babes.              544 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,194           - Well, yeah.          545 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,096   I mean, yeah, it's freezing!   546 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,964 Northern humor, it's just dirty. 547 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,366            It's real.            548 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,168 It comes from, like, a heartfelt              place.              549 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,904 We can take the piss out of each              other,              550 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,406      but we'll be the first          to stick up for someone.     551 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,142    - I'm most comfortable when      I'm taking the piss out of                 myself.             552 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,410              - Yeah.             553 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,146  - All my, like, friends used to              rip me              554 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:01,780   to shreds when I was younger.  555 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,582         I was overweight.        556 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,218     I had braces and glasses.    557 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:12,958     In school, I just really           did not like myself.       558 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:13,959      You know, I won't lie.      559 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,562  Sometimes me being the butt of              the joke             560 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:20,499   all the time really shook my              confidence.           561 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,069  But then when I started to find my, like, tribe of queer people, 562 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,940       that's kind of where            I kind of became a bit      563 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,374   of a class clown with people.  564 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,043               - Hm.              565 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,611    - I think I was a lot more                 serious                    when I was younger,       566 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,946 especially when I was at school. 567 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,182       Because I was trying           to hide parts of myself,     568 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,318  you know, to not make myself a               target.             569 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,921      I didn't have any queer          influences growing up.      570 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:43,989  I didn't know any queer people. 571 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,657 I mean, I might have known queer              people,             572 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,292 but I didn't know that they were              queer.              573 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:47,893    I played a lot of rugby...    574 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,129           - Ooh, go on.          575 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,098     - From, like, quite young          until I got an injury      576 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,566      when I was a bit older.     577 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,567   So I kind of stopped doing it                then.              578 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,702   - Well, I could just imagine                 you,               579 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637    little ginger legs running                 about.              580 00:18:58,737 --> 00:18:59,938     - I was a tighthead prop.    581 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,341  I was, like, quite a lot bigger        than everybody else       582 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,477  in my age group, which used to               terrify             583 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,346   the parents in the car park.   584 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,680    Because they'd turn out for    the games, and they were like,  585 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,883       are you sure he's 13?               - Ha! I'm dead.         586 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,718        - Me dad was like,             he eats a lot of mince.     587 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,686      It is a very masculine                environment.           588 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:15,888   And I would, like, I'm not a                very--              589 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,623     I'm not a very aggressive                 person,                         you know?            590 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,957              - Yeah.             591 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,293    - Like, I'm trying to avoid    conflict at every opportunity.  592 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:22,761     It's really not my style.    593 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:23,629       - And them bastards--      you just got flung about on that              pitch,              594 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,596              my God.             595 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:25,797         - No, I was doing               the flinging, mate.       596 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,798            - Ooh, yes.           597 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,367       Ooh, Ginger, stop it.      598 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,435        I'm looking at you           in a different light, babe.   599 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,503            - [laughs]            600 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,938      You know, it was drag,                 basically.            601 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,174  I know that sounds ridiculous.  602 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,743    But playing rugby was just         putting on a character,     603 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,710             you know?            604 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,846   When I was playing rugby, it                sort of             605 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:45,384  gave me an outlet to perform a             masculinity           606 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,520  that I otherwise didn't really                feel.              607 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,089       Once I kind of, like,         self-actualized as a queer                 person,             608 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,393   got comfortable with myself,   609 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,028      I was able to be a lot            more silly, you know?      610 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,162              - Yeah.             611 00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,897        - And then that is               the greatest gift,        612 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,966       you know, just being            an idiot all the time.      613 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,502        - Could you imagine          Ginger Johnson, full drag,    614 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:04,536       doing a rugby match?       615 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,304  - No, I would love to see that. 616 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,705     - How camp would that be?    617 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,041   - Imagine Ginger Johnson full                drag                     doing a rugby match?       618 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,642  Have you not been watching that       the last nine weeks?       619 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,945            [laughter]            620 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,381         [dramatic music]         621 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,750       - I'm going to bring            in the Northeast energy     622 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:19,885          to this roast.          623 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,688        We're all nervous.        624 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,290   And we all want this so bad.   625 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,727            This is it.           626 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,663    Dragiators, are you ready?    627 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:32,698            Mwah, mwah.           628 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,865             [hisses]             629 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,269      [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]     630 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,309           - [laughing]           631 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,949       [singing] Cover Girl,          put the bass in your walk    632 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,785 Head to toe, let your whole body               talk               633 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:54,753            - Oh, yes.            634 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,587       [cheers and applause]      635 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:56,989       - [singing] And what       636 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,392     Welcome to the main stage       of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."   637 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,796     Michelle Visage, now what      would your Dragiator name be?  638 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,199       - Ooh, this is easy.       639 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,800          Vagina Dentata.         640 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,035              - Wow.                         - [laughs]            641 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,503       - It fits you to a T.      642 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,372     - I think you mean teeth.    643 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,206          - Several many.         644 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,641              - Yes.              645 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,644  - And the super "spec-sy" Alan                Carr,              646 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,646  what would your Dragiator name                 be?               647 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,315            - Alfredo.            648 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,785  Fettuccino Alfredo, because I'm              saucy.              649 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,187            [laughter]            650 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,292   - And funny lady Aisling Bea,              welcome.             651 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,860    Are you ready for the main                 event?              652 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,295      - Do you know what, Ru?     653 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,630   The last person who asked me                 that                   also had no trousers on.     654 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,932            [laughter]            655 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,334   - And do you have a Dragiator                name?              656 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:46,738   - I have chosen the meanest,               scariest,                    most intimidating        657 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,874           name of all--          658 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,909         Michelle Visage.         659 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,580            [laughter]            660 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:56,948  - This week, we challenged our               queens              661 00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:01,687   to battle it out in a comedy                roast,                      gladiator style.         662 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:07,359    And tonight on the runway,      category is Poofs on Parade.   663 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,561    Racers, start your engines.   664 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,331 And may the best drag queen win. 665 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,732          [upbeat music]          666 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,669  Now, live from the Tickety Boo               Arena,              667 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:21,006    our Dragiators are ready to                rumble.             668 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,242            [cheering]            669 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,644           [bell dings]           670 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:30,349  - Put your fisticuffs together   for the Flaming Fanny Fighter.  671 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,886     - Do you want the smoke?        'Cause you're gonna get it!   672 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:37,022       [cheers and applause]      673 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:40,926 - Make some noise, you bastards! 674 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,394   I said let's make some noise.  675 00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,563   I want to hear these cheers.           [cheering louder]        676 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:45,430              - Ooh!                          Come on!             677 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,498             Come on!             678 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,266   Ooh, that feels good enough.   679 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,634              - Ooh!                       - Are we ready?         680 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,669             all: Yes!            681 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:51,636         - Are we steady?         682 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:52,604             all: Yes!            683 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,973       - Let's go, bitches!       684 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,509   Now, look, I'm a wild woman.   685 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,311   You don't know what accent's         coming out me mouth.       686 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,946 You don't know what's coming out             me mouth.            687 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,381     And I'm from Hartlepool!     688 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,116      I would all be scared.      689 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,720     But first, I want to take        the privilege, the honor,    690 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,789  to be standing on this stage in               front              691 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,624   of a bunch of fucking losers.  692 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,793               - Oh!              693 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:15,761            - You know?           694 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:19,297 And I'm seeing a lot of confused              faces.              695 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,167     Is it because I'm wearing                clothes?             696 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,804 Or is it because Kate Butch beat        all of you bitches?       697 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,708 [cackles] I find that hilarious! 698 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:30,275           You go, baby.          699 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,676         - Thanks, ma'am.         700 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,078   - Now, going back to losers.   701 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:38,917   Alexis Saint-Pete, you know,    that poor Johnny the goldfish.  702 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,253   That poor little man, he was                really              703 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,021     hanging on for dear life.    704 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:47,592   Just like miss Naomi Carter's                toes                       in that lip sync.        705 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,762    Bitch, I've never looked at     a set of toes in all my life   706 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,198  and instantly thought, monster               munch!              707 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:56,067            [laughter]            708 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,036    You've got the feet like a                monster,             709 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,372   and Banksy's got the face to               match it.            710 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,973               - Oh!              711 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,142     - You know, it really is          the family sisterhood.      712 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:05,210  Speaking of family and sisters, 713 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:09,414  Miss Mimi Licious, oh, my good                God!               714 00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:12,150       God forbid if you had           something talking about     715 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,885   and it was not including her.  716 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,487            God forbid.           717 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,022     That bitch would wind it        all the way back and boom,    718 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,357    she's in the conversation.    719 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,259 In fact, I'm surprised the bitch 720 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,861    hasn't stepped on the stage      and interrupted this little                spiel.              721 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,998            [laughter]            722 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:31,403  Alan Carr, you know, you are a             sexy bitch.           723 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,806     I look at you, you smile,        and I see a resemblance.     724 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,808        I have a thigh gap,           and you have the same gap    725 00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:37,742       in your teeth, baby.       726 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,846           You see that?          727 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,315  Michelle, you've really shown,             not only me           728 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,116   and these bitches how you do                 drag,              729 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,520      you've looked stunning            every single episode.      730 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,688            And last--                          - Oh.              731 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,089              - Ooh.                        - Thank you.           732 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:51,790          - Yes, that was               a compliment, bitch!       733 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,191           - Thank you.           734 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,726  I thought there was gonna be a               follow.             735 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,560         - You deserve it!                  - Thank you.           736 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,495       - You look gorgeous.       737 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:57,829           - Thank you.           738 00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:01,199       - And last, Mama Ru,         I have a couple of things to                 say.               739 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:06,238       Now, if you don't put           my ass in this finale,      740 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,572      I'm going to kill you!      741 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,941   Can I got an amen after this,               bitch?              742 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,109            all: Amen!            743 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,211 - I said, can I get a amen after               this,                           bitch?              744 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:14,346            all: Amen!            745 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,448            [laughter]            746 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,116       [cheers and applause]      747 00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:22,320  - Tomara was the perfect person           to go first.           748 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,857  She's like a Tasmanian devil on               acid.              749 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,693            [laughter]            750 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:29,694   - Entering the Thunderdome...  751 00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:30,362           [bell dings]           752 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,899       It's DeDe Decimator!       753 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,668           [rock music]           754 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:41,172   - I'm gonna DeDe smash these     other queens out of the ring.  755 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,543            [growling]            756 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:48,513  - Let's go! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!                Oh!               757 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:51,950      Who's ready to get DeDe                destroyed?            758 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,018            [cheering]            759 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,253             Let's go.            760 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,289                Oh!               761 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,657     Are we ready for a roast?    762 00:25:58,757 --> 00:25:59,724             all: Yes!            763 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,359     - Make some noise, daddy.    764 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:02,327              - Yeah.             765 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:03,962        - Let's get to it.        766 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,598   What a distinguished panel of               judges.             767 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:11,870  The knockout with no knockers,        it's Michelle Visage.      768 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:15,840  Now, Michelle, you always look    so gorgeous and so glamorous.  769 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:16,875   And it takes a gay village--   770 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,743          no, a gay army.         771 00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:21,313        No, a gay brigade.        772 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,116  No, a gay horde with a tank of               Botox!              773 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:27,519  It's a shame Kate Butch doesn't               have               774 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,753    the same resources you do.    775 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:29,754               - Aw.              776 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:30,789               - Oh.              777 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,492  - And the senior champ herself,              RuPaul.             778 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,227      Give it up for RuPaul,                 everybody.            779 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,263       [cheers and applause]      780 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,066 - Guess who's back in the house,   walking stick click clacking                about.              781 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,601            [laughter]            782 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:45,370            Alan Carr!            783 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,504        Hello, my darling.        784 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,772             - Hello.             785 00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:51,176     - Now, Alan, I feel like      you don't know much about drag. 786 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,678      But I'm going to share            a drag tip with you.       787 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,513  So tape can be used to enhance              anything.            788 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,917  I use tape to snatch my face up        and look gorgeous.        789 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,353   You should use tape over your                mouth              790 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,823  'cause you won't stop talking!  791 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,958   And then we have guest judge.  792 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,627         No, I'm kidding--        793 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,028           Aisling Bea.           794 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:13,031     I loved you as a captain           in 8 Out of 10 Cats.       795 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,633           - Thank you.           796 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,368      - And I give this look             a 1 out of 10 cats.       797 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,168               - Oh!              798 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:19,971  - Let's go down to our queens.  799 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,008   Alexis Saint-Pete, my lovely.  800 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,577    Blonde with a whole lot of                ambition.            801 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,745             - Green.             802 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,581     - Just not many results.     803 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:33,151      Vicky Vivacious, hello,                 gorgeous.            804 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,488    Now, Vicky is the horniest            drag queen I have        805 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,423    ever met in my entire life.   806 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,859 Her name should be Vicky Viagra, 807 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,861      because her performance         in the reading challenge     808 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:47,098   was an absolute dysfunction.   809 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,067            Kate Butch.           810 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,468     Now, describing your drag        reminds me of an airport.    811 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:57,409     It's absolutely terminal,     and your departure was delayed. 812 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,377            [laughter]            813 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,546               Bam!               814 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:03,314            All right.            815 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,117   Now, on to the rest of them.   816 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,520   Is this the best we could do?  817 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:12,123  Tomara Thomas, the body queen.  818 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,627 There's only two things that are               fake                     about Tomara Thomas--      819 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,328             her face.            820 00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:19,964          Ginger Johnson.         821 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:20,699           - Yeah, yeah.          822 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,334      - Badge hoarding bitch!     823 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,669  Did no one teach you sharing is              caring?             824 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,538               - No.              825 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,439  - Unless you're sharing makeup                tips,              826 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,641    then that is just sabotage!   827 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,643            [laughter]            828 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,078         Michael Marouli.         829 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,112             - Hello.             830 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,247  - Michael is so old, every time              Michael             831 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,649      lets out a little fart,          all you hear is "puh."      832 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:40,585            [laughter]            833 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:42,854  Oh, it looks like I've done all            the girls.            834 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:44,689 And it wouldn't be a DeDeLicious               roast              835 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:47,625     if I didn't roast myself.    836 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,795   I have the same number of IQ           as I do badges--         837 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,163               zero!              838 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,398            [laughter]            839 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:54,432       [cheers and applause]      840 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:55,200           - Smashed it.          841 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,068        Some of the jokes--       842 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,571    but most of them, amazing.    843 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:05,276    - Watch out for the Geordie               Walloper.            844 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:07,645           [rock music]           845 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:11,416   The Geordie Walloper is here,       and she's here to slay.     846 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,321       [cheers and applause]      847 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,157   all: Ginger! Ginger! Ginger!                Ginger!             848 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,926  Ginger! Ginger! Ginger! Ginger! 849 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:23,795      Ginger! Ginger! Ginger!     850 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,464       [cheers and applause]      851 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:30,235            [laughter]            852 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,903         - Hi, everybody.            My name is Ginger Johnson.    853 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,238          Say hi, Ginger!         854 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:35,140         all: Hi, Ginger!         855 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,841     - Thank you, DeDeLicious,              for whatever           856 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,343     that was supposed to be.     857 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,644         - Comedy, bitch.         858 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:40,678           - Bless DeDe.          859 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,480   She's never been to a panto.   860 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,649    She's never seen a musical.   861 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,918     She's never even heard of               Gladiators.           862 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:47,886 I've eaten yogurts that are more 863 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:52,090    cultured than DeDeLicious.    864 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,691          Naomi is here.          865 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:57,162      Naomi, when you went up      against Cara in that lip sync,  866 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,164  the only cliffhanger about that              episode             867 00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,566      was the toes poking out         the front of your shoes.     868 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,634       - Were they that bad?      869 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:05,236    - Yeah, they were, sweetie.   870 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,839    Naomi's feet looked like ET               flicking             871 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,574      through the phone book.     872 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,776            [laughter]            873 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:14,946    The only thing longer than              Naomi's toes           874 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:17,148     is DeDe's losing streak.     875 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,116               - Oh!                            - Oh!              876 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,119    - I'll take that. I'll take                 that.              877 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:24,422    - Michael Marouli is here,               everybody.            878 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:25,490               - Aw.              879 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:28,960       - Michael Marouli is            a gorgeous, kind human      880 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,996       who really plays into           the traditions of drag.     881 00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,399   She paints for the back row--  882 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,269  in Australia, the Institute for            the Blind.            883 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,406            [laughter]            884 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,073      Tomara Thomas is here.      885 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:42,740        How are you, love?        886 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,275          You all right?          887 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,178    What can I say about Tomara                Thomas?             888 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:50,682    Tomara Thomas is so orange,      she pisses pure vitamin C.    889 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,750            [laughter]            890 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,819    Tomara Thomas is so orange,       she makes Michael Marouli    891 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,288     look like a human being.     892 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,190            [laughter]            893 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:02,627  My favorite thing about Tomara               Thomas              894 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,396     is that she floats around        in her own little world.     895 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:10,535       The only thing looser        than Tomara's grip on reality  896 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:13,471    is Vicky's hole at the end            of Pride weekend.        897 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:17,709            [laughter]            898 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,410        Kate Butch is here.       899 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,411           - Oh, my God.          900 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:23,815            [laughter]            901 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,417    - Kate Butch wouldn't know        good makeup if it came up    902 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:28,019   and slapped her in the face--  903 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:28,686       which it never will.       904 00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:31,789            [laughter]            905 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,360         Kate, Kate, Kate.        906 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:40,231    Kate's hairline is so hard,         if this was the '90s,      907 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:41,900   RuPaul would try to snort it.  908 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:46,771            [laughter]            909 00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,072   Which brings me to our panel.  910 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:50,875    Alan Carr, I love you, Alan                 Carr.              911 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,043    How are you doing, darling?   912 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,177            - Hi, love.           913 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,812      - Alan is so annoying,           he makes Amanda Holden      914 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,214      look like a good time.      915 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,148               - Oh!              916 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,751            [laughter]            917 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,620  - But she beat us here for some              reason.             918 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,923            [laughter]            919 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:06,024   And finally, Michelle Visage.  920 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,091      How are you, Michelle?      921 00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:08,259               - Hi.              922 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:10,628       - You know, Michelle,           your body is a temple--     923 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:11,629             ancient.             924 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:13,631            [laughter]            925 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,400           - It's true.           926 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:17,135  And like all stunning temples,     if you put 50p in her box,    927 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,203    she'll let you have a look                 around.             928 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,571              - Yes!              929 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,508            [laughter]            930 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,276  - Pensioners go free on Sunday. 931 00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:26,644              - Yes!              932 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,012   - That's all there is for me                today.              933 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,181              - Yay!              934 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,183     - Ginger! Ginger! Ginger!    935 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:35,219   - Ginger has just killed her                 set.               936 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,788    Joke after joke, after read             after roast.           937 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,791        I'm thinking fuck!        938 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:40,825       all: Ginger! Ginger!                   - See ya!            939 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:41,993       all: Ginger! Ginger!       940 00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:43,861              - Yay!              941 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,063         - Be very afraid.                  [bell dings]           942 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,832    It's Marouli the Merciless!   943 00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:50,868           [rock music]           944 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,104  - I'm Marouli the Merciless for             the win.             945 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:56,341               Rawr!              946 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,176       [cheers and applause]      947 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:58,977            - Come on!            948 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:02,480   Who's ready for a SmackDown?   949 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,315       [cheers and applause]      950 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,950           Ooh, Ginger.           951 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,019      This microphone smells         like cigarettes and regret.   952 00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:09,620            [laughter]            953 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,122               Home.              954 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:11,889               - Oh!              955 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:16,394            [laughter]            956 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,164     - Michael just went back             with them cards.         957 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:26,371      Greetings, girls, gays,         glamazons, and gargoyles.    958 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,272            [laughter]            959 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,408        I'm here tonight on            a humanitarian mission.     960 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,278     So fire up that barbecue,       and let's torch these pigs!   961 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,046              - Ooh!              962 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,914              - Whoo!             963 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,050 - Oh, hey, Jay-Z. How's Beyoncé? 964 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:44,655            [laughter]            965 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:48,092    Kate loves nature, despite       what it's done to her face.   966 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,761            [laughter]            967 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,396           - Oh, my God.          968 00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:56,267        - Kate is so ugly,             her vibrator went limp.     969 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:59,804            [laughter]            970 00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:01,072            It's true.            971 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:05,543    The only big hard D she has      in her life is depression.    972 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:10,815            [laughter]            973 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:17,288      Speaking of depression,               DeDeplorable.          974 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,624    You know, people are going         to say you're selfish,      975 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,793      you're rude, you're bad                 mannered,                    you're annoying,         976 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,162          you're a bitch.         977 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:28,866  And to these people I say, oh,               uh-uh.              978 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:33,171            [laughter]            979 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:34,572          DeDe is a baby.         980 00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:35,006        Everyone say, "Aw."       981 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,207             all: Aw.             982 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:39,077  - Whitney Houston once said, I               believe             983 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:42,246   the children are our future.   984 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:46,584      And if that's the case,       thank God for global warming.  985 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:50,688            [laughter]            986 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:53,491          Tomara Thomas.          987 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,559          - How you been?         988 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:57,128   - But Tomara is a dirty girl.  989 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,997    Everybody point to Tomara,        and on the count of three    990 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:00,898          shout, "Filth."         991 00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:01,699         One, two, three.         992 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,268            all: Filth!           993 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,170     - She is such a pervert,     994 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,439   her Instagram pages are stuck              together.            995 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:09,907            [laughter]            996 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,909       Aisling Bea is here.       997 00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,678           Look at this.          998 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,245         You're beautiful.        999 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:15,913         You're talented.         1000 00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:17,415        You're successful.        1001 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:18,950    What the fuck are you doing                 here?              1002 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,252            [laughter]            1003 00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,855          Ginger Johnson.         1004 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:28,793    Triple badge winner, triple                threat,                   triple heart bypass.       1005 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:33,297            [laughter]            1006 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,436           Now, Ginger,           I'm going to tell you the truth. 1007 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:39,470  And I'm not going to sugarcoat                 it,               1008 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,973 because you'll probably eat that               too.               1009 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:45,977            [laughter]            1010 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,481   Speaking of strokes, RuPaul.   1011 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:53,584            [laughter]            1012 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:57,655  Mother, I adore you with all of             my heart.            1013 00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,056   And I feel comfortable enough              with you             1014 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,558    now to tell you the truth.    1015 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,327  You have this angry, poisonous, 1016 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:06,931      hideous looking growth          on your right shoulder--     1017 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:07,999             Michelle.            1018 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,967            [laughter]            1019 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:13,204  Michelle Visage is such an ugly              whore,              1020 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:13,771             the end.             1021 00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:16,974            [laughter]            1022 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:19,777   Speaking of whores, hi, Alan.  1023 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,212            - Hi, love.           1024 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:24,715         - Alan is so gay,            he could sit on a crayon     1025 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,450  and tell you what color it is.  1026 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:30,855            [laughter]            1027 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:35,059          In conclusion,          everyone is ugly, and I hate you               all.               1028 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:36,294            Good night!           1029 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:40,398        [laughter, cheers]        1030 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:41,966      [RuPaul's "Free to Be"]     1031 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:46,003 - [singing] You got the right to              be free             1032 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:49,941 The category is Poofs on Parade. 1033 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,411      First up, DeDeLicious.      1034 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:57,114            - Oh, look,             it's Poof the Magic Slag On.   1035 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,285  - I feel so rottenly expensive. 1036 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,423    I am just this massive gold               ballsack.            1037 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,491             [laughs]             1038 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:08,025      - Take it or sleeve it.     1039 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,727            [laughter]            1040 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,062   - My lover has got no money.   1041 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:12,096     He's got his strong, big                 sleeves.             1042 00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:13,297            [laughter]            1043 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:16,133     - This look just took me              from a double D         1044 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,868          to a triple D.          1045 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,971    It's shining on the runway.   1046 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,974        I feel untouchable.       1047 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,877      - Joan Collins would be        so happy with this outfit.    1048 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,946   - Her sleeves have prolapsed.  1049 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:29,880            - [laughs]            1050 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:33,384   - The price of gold just went                up--               1051 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,019              a lot.              1052 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:35,853         It's perfection.         1053 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:38,089         There, I said it.        1054 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,158  And call me full of myself, but            I love it.            1055 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,861         - You can prevent               fisting accidents.        1056 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:47,431            [laughter]            1057 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:51,269          Tomara Thomas.          1058 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,404 I want the poof, the whole poof, 1059 00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:53,938     and nothing but the poof.    1060 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:56,040            - [laughs]            1061 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:58,643   - I am giving you award show               realness.            1062 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,445      Tomara in a lace gown.      1063 00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:04,215     Can you believe--a gown?     1064 00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,549     I am ready for my Oscar.     1065 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:07,285     I am ready for my BAFTA.     1066 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,086      I am ready for it all!      1067 00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:10,788    - Better call the chemist,      because her poof is on fire.   1068 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:11,789              - Ooh.              1069 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,791             [laughs]             1070 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,395     - I'm giving red, orange,          gorgeous little updo       1071 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,063     with a little kiss curl.     1072 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,598  'Course if I'm going to wear a                gown,              1073 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:21,732   you're going to see the body.  1074 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:22,933          But it's sexy.          1075 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,735             It's hot.            1076 00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:27,004   It's everything you are not.   1077 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:31,208     - In Tomara Thomas talk,         that color is skin tone.     1078 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,445            [laughter]            1079 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:37,014         - The judges are               absolutely loving it.      1080 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:40,184   I could serve these bitches a               bin bag                    and they'd love it.       1081 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:41,619   It's how you present the bin             bag, darling.          1082 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,889             [laughs]             1083 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,123            - And poof!           1084 00:38:46,223 --> 00:38:46,957            She's gone.           1085 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,893            [laughter]            1086 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,461         - Ginger Johnson.        1087 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:51,629   - She's late, because she was                 out                        shooting hoops.         1088 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,731            [laughter]            1089 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:57,535      - Today on the runway,        I am serving Scarlett O'Hara   1090 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,037    who has fallen into a bath            full of absinthe,        1091 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:03,174     and in her hallucination           has met Laura Ashley.      1092 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,576     - Poof is in the pudding.    1093 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,645      - I don't get what all            the hoopla is about.       1094 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,814            [laughter]            1095 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:13,517      - For me, "poofy" means          light and full of air.      1096 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:18,556    So I decided to fill myself     with as much air as possible.  1097 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:19,590  - We know where to stand if it               rains.              1098 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,926              - Yes.              1099 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,262      - This look is a dress         the size of a circus tent.    1100 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,499 I could have three rings in here      and nobody would know.      1101 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:29,800             [laughs]             1102 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,736   - Dress for the blow job you                 want.              1103 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,972            [laughter]            1104 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,674      - Hey, Michael Marouli.     1105 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:37,842              - Hey!              1106 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,444      - She woke up in this.      1107 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,946  Literally, she woke up in this. 1108 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,581            [laughter]            1109 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:46,217    - I'm serving puffer jacket               realness.            1110 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,018 All those chubby girls you'd see 1111 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:52,523  hanging around the supermarket,   let's turn chav into couture.  1112 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:55,192   Now give me your lunch money.  1113 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:56,961        - Does this jacket              make my leg look fat?      1114 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,231            [laughter]            1115 00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:04,668        - This is 27 meters           of puffer jacket fabric.     1116 00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:06,537           I look huge.           1117 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:07,738        I look voluminous.        1118 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,340          I look amazing.         1119 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,674  - I bet she's a fiddler on the                poof.              1120 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:13,377            [laughter]            1121 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,146 Head, shoulders, knees, and hos. 1122 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,080             - Uh-huh.            1123 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,215    - Here I am in all my puffy                glory.              1124 00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:21,385  I've been training all my life              for this.            1125 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:23,220      - I didn't know jackets           came with testicles.       1126 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,489            [laughter]            1127 00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:29,593        - Welcome, Queens.        1128 00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:32,263   With just one week until the             grand finale,          1129 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:36,767     it's time for the judges'               critiques.            1130 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:40,004  Let's start with Tomara Thomas. 1131 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,640     - Flaming Fanny fighter.     1132 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,509       Tomara, I'm not sure           what I watched with you,     1133 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,445   but I am so buying a ticket.   1134 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,180  - When we go to a comedy club,             they always           1135 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,148  put someone like you on first.  1136 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:52,349    You get the party started.    1137 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,518       - Let's go, bitches!       1138 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,655  - You were like, right, tonight   is going to be a good night.   1139 00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:01,091       It was really, really          wonderful and confident.     1140 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,361      - Tomara, to come out,         you set a tone of an energy   1141 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,531 that everyone else had to match,       and you just sold it.      1142 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:10,468  As I said to a waiter in a pub,         thank you so much        1143 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:11,669   for delivering me that roast.  1144 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:12,870            [laughter]            1145 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,673     - Tonight on the runway--    1146 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:18,809     it's shocking to see you         in clothes, first of all.    1147 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,345   I love this shape on you, the             silhouette.           1148 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,947  But the corset should be nude.  1149 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:25,182     What happens is our eyes       just go to this black corset,  1150 00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:26,917  but the rest of it is stunning. 1151 00:41:27,017 --> 00:41:28,752           - Thank you.           1152 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,255    - I wonder whether I would     have liked to have a mink stole 1153 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,756    with that, or maybe a muff.   1154 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:33,757 Can you say "muff" on the telly? 1155 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:34,391              - Yeah.             1156 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,826       - That's disgusting.       1157 00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:37,161      I find that offensive.      1158 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,696             - Sorry.             1159 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:39,563      - Love the silhouette.      1160 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,265  We all know you're very funny.  1161 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:44,735  Was there a point in your roast               that               1162 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,003    you felt, oh, I've lost it.   1163 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:48,272      I don't feel confident.     1164 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,240         - No, not at all.        1165 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,441    I was a little bit nervous.   1166 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:51,542  But as soon as I just strutted                 up                1167 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:53,878 and down with that gorgeous hunk             of a man,            1168 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,246     I was just, right, right.    1169 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,046         I feel in charge.        1170 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,681    Let's go and have a laugh.    1171 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,416    - You were very confident,         and you're very funny.      1172 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,252       All right, thank you.      1173 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,654       Up next, DeDeLicious.      1174 00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:05,422       - It's inspirational             to see you out there       1175 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,291  and doing your thing with kids       who've been doing drag      1176 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:08,759    a lot longer than you have.   1177 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:09,994         I was very proud.        1178 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,428 - Well, you had so many gorgeous              jokes.              1179 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,631   And you also did rolling gags          on top of people,        1180 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:16,000 as well, which is just gorgeous. 1181 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:17,401    - I mean, some of the jokes             didn't work.           1182 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,703          But I could see          what you were doing with them.  1183 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,438      When you do jokes about                 wordplay,            1184 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:22,439    they sometimes lack a bite.   1185 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,075    Because you go, oh, that's                 clever.             1186 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,911         But no one goes,              "Ha, ha, ha! Wordplay!"     1187 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:29,213    People would just go, "Mm."   1188 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:30,447  But oh, my God, this look now.  1189 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,785      It's '80s, it's excess,          it's more, more, more.      1190 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,920      It's a tsunami of gold.     1191 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,788     Stunning, beautiful look.    1192 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:39,189             Love it.             1193 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,391    - This is my favorite look                tonight.             1194 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,625 I've had moments with your looks 1195 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:43,360  on and off in this competition. 1196 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:47,932     This one is a beautiful,                 beautiful                  drag Ferrero Rocher.       1197 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,366        You look delicious.       1198 00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:50,668          You look rich.          1199 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:53,070    - And now that Michelle has      mentioned a Ferrero Rocher,   1200 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,705    I sort of want to eat you.    1201 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:56,340         - Yeah! [laughs]         1202 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,441  - And you can take that as you                want.              1203 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:59,076  But you're stunning. Sky's the               limit.              1204 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:00,711           - Thank you.           1205 00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:02,346      - You know, this outfit         is like an editorialized     1206 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:06,283  version of the '80s, and it is             perfection.           1207 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,953 There's another one that will go               down                   in "Drag Race" herstory.     1208 00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:12,723  Joan Collins could never, full                stop.              1209 00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:15,159       - She'd like to try.             - She'd like to try.       1210 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:18,596    Your comedy roast--the odds       were stacked against you,    1211 00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:19,763     but it did not deter you.    1212 00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:22,166        Where do you think           that confidence comes from?   1213 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,467         - I'll be honest.        1214 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:27,004      I was super in my head,     as always, before this challenge 1215 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,273  and what we talked about, Alan. 1216 00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:33,344     And I knew I had to exert               confidence                     no matter what.         1217 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,845     So whenever I said a joke         that maybe didn't land,     1218 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:37,548     it didn't really faze me.    1219 00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:40,751   I do feel super proud of how    I did tonight, because I didn't 1220 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,786  expect myself to do that well.  1221 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:44,455           - Thank you.           1222 00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:45,556    All right, up next, Ginger                Johnson.             1223 00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:47,491               - Hi.              1224 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:48,759      - The Geordie walloper.     1225 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:49,994            - [laughs]            1226 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,428   - Literally, the only word I              wrote down            1227 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,930          was "amazing,"            because I was so captivated.   1228 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:57,568     It felt hysterical, fun,                inclusive,                like everybody was in it.    1229 00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:01,872  The only thing that was a thorn   in your side were the cards.   1230 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,007      Don't let it upset you.     1231 00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:04,842   It didn't take anything away             from the fact          1232 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:08,312    that you fucking killed it                tonight.             1233 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:09,947      - Absolutely loved that               performance.           1234 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:11,782         It was so funny.         1235 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,685   - Tomara Thomas is so orange,      she makes Michael Marouli    1236 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:15,219     look like a human being.     1237 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,021            [laughter]            1238 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:18,689     - Every one was a zinger.    1239 00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:21,125      There was not a single            one that didn't land.      1240 00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:22,459    - I wrote down in my notes         "tennis ball machine,"      1241 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,062    because that's what I felt          like we were getting.      1242 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:25,829   Like du, du, du, du, du, du.   1243 00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:27,998     You're like, ah, ah, ah!     1244 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:29,233 So many jokes coming out of you. 1245 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,736 I learned watching you, so thank                you               1246 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:33,771  for the entertainment, frankly. 1247 00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:34,738           - Thank you.           1248 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,939  - This look, a different take.  1249 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,775         That's what it's                about--versatility,       1250 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,209    constantly switching it up.   1251 00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:42,312     And you keep me guessing            every single week.        1252 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:43,447     - This outfit is amazing.    1253 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:47,184    It's exaggerated in all the             right places.          1254 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:48,986     And you wear it so well.     1255 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,522    You are such an incredible                 queen.              1256 00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:53,190             So funny.            1257 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:56,026   I had no doubt that you would      knock it out of the park,    1258 00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:58,195      and you certainly did.      1259 00:44:58,295 --> 00:45:00,197        - I'm just so proud         to be here with these girls.   1260 00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:03,033   It's like Disneyland for drag               queens.             1261 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:06,670   Every loop-de-loop that your                 drag                     could be put through,      1262 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,038     this is where it happens.    1263 00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:09,673    And I'm just so proud to be                 here.              1264 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:11,108           - Well done.           1265 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,309           - Thank you.           1266 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:15,312    - Up next, Michael Marouli.   1267 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:20,350     - Marouli the Merciless,       you had a lot of great jokes.  1268 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,686    You were in control of that              microphone.           1269 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:23,954       You owned that stage.      1270 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:26,957   And to be honest, you had me   1271 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:29,593  the minute you got rid of those              cards.              1272 00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:31,595       - The ultimate shade.      1273 00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:33,130            [laughter]            1274 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,598        I don't need cards.       1275 00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:35,999      I know my jokes, bitch.     1276 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:36,967               And--              1277 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,302            [laughter]            1278 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,505          And I was like,           oh, this is going to be fun.   1279 00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:44,708       But once you got into           that relenting rhythm,      1280 00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:47,377   it was like a workout for my                 abs.               1281 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:50,881 But oh, it was just good for the               soul.              1282 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,483            I loved it.           1283 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,617        - You have a lovely          maternal energy about you.    1284 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:56,487   Kind of like I'd probably say              thank you            1285 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,721   if you kicked me in the head.  1286 00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:59,056 You know, you've got that energy 1287 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:00,624    about you that's gorgeous.    1288 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:01,825         I just loved it.         1289 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,194     And this outfit tonight,          it reminds me of, like,     1290 00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:06,997     you when you see a cold,        Italian, glamorous tourist,   1291 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,065             you know?            1292 00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:09,533   They're like, I'm very cold.   1293 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,335    So I have this giant puffer              jacket on.            1294 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,970    - I want it in every color.   1295 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:15,639            [laughter]            1296 00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:18,776    - You pared it down on your                 face,              1297 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:22,412   and you look 10 times bigger         and 10 years younger.      1298 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,580        You look beautiful.       1299 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,149      I think this is the new                 direction            1300 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:25,949    for Michael Marouli's drag.   1301 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:28,118     - Oh, thank you so much.     1302 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:30,954         - Watching you in               all of these weeks        1303 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:33,123   show us what you're made of.   1304 00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:37,828  The years of being on stage, it              really,             1305 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:39,730     really paid off tonight.     1306 00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:42,132      That comedy routine was                masterful.            1307 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:43,567         It was masterful.        1308 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,802         - I'm blown away.        1309 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:47,805    I'm getting a bit emotional       and it's so silly, but--     1310 00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:49,406        I can't even talk.        1311 00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:50,474          [somber music]          1312 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:53,710   I've waited my whole life for            this moment.           1313 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,746   And just to hear this, like--  1314 00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,518    You've given me everything           just by being here.       1315 00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:05,389  - I think you all know what you               have,              1316 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:09,526  and what it is that allowed you   to stay in this competition.   1317 00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:11,695     You know, you just needed          someone to recognize       1318 00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:12,896           and go, yes!           1319 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:13,864            You got it!           1320 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,332      You are the chosen one.     1321 00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:17,401    It's so hard for us to hear                 that,                          you know,            1322 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:21,939        after so many years         of being pushed aside and not  1323 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:25,742  recognized for how beautiful we               are,                        and how smart,          1324 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,778         and how creative!        1325 00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:32,149  And here we are on this stage,    and we're telling all four of                you,               1326 00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:33,750        you got it, kiddo.        1327 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,419         You're fabulous.         1328 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,888  The world's going to love you.  1329 00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:40,924    In fact, the world already          loves you to pieces.       1330 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:41,925               - Aw.              1331 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:45,028           We love you.           1332 00:47:45,128 --> 00:47:46,463       - Thank you, ladies.       1333 00:47:46,563 --> 00:47:47,464    I think we've heard enough.   1334 00:47:47,564 --> 00:47:49,466   While you untuck in the Werk                 Room,              1335 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:52,135       the judges and I will                 deliberate.           1336 00:47:52,236 --> 00:47:52,669     You may leave the stage.     1337 00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:54,638           - Thank you.           1338 00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:57,474        [suspenseful music]       1339 00:47:57,574 --> 00:47:58,475             [slurps]             1340 00:47:58,575 --> 00:47:59,243             - Hello!             1341 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:00,510    - You shady, shady bitches!   1342 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:05,515  - So we're back in "Untucked,"        and look who's here.       1343 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:06,783       Ugh. No, I'm joking.       1344 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,718             - Hello!                           - Hi!              1345 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:08,785             - Hello!             1346 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,489     - What a gorgeous little           sight for sore eyes.       1347 00:48:12,589 --> 00:48:17,594     - Me, I find myself just         looking at Naomi's tits.     1348 00:48:17,694 --> 00:48:18,862         It was like, eek!        1349 00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:19,630               God!               1350 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,932             [laughs]             1351 00:48:22,032 --> 00:48:25,736    - So, girls, unfortunately,    Cara Melle, she's feeling sick. 1352 00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:28,338  She's gutted that she couldn't              be here.             1353 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:31,041  So let's cheers to Cara Melle's              health.             1354 00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:32,075   And hopefully she'll be back                 soon.              1355 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:33,043             - Holla.             1356 00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:35,012             - Cheers.            1357 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:35,979    - Did you enjoy the roast?    1358 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:36,980              - Yeah.             1359 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,248            - So good.            1360 00:48:38,348 --> 00:48:40,350 I was like, wow, these girls are              funny.              1361 00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:41,585            [laughter]            1362 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:42,052           - I'm livid.           1363 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:44,521            [laughter]            1364 00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:46,189    - Ginger, what did they say              about you?            1365 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:46,790      - I got good critiques.               It was nice.           1366 00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:48,091            - Did you?            1367 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:50,294    - Because you were so good.   1368 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:50,928      And you with the cards.     1369 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,230          You just went--         1370 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:54,197     - Yeah, they're all gone.    1371 00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,899     - Yeah, it was so strong.    1372 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:56,934         It was fabulous.         1373 00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:58,168        - Oh, thanks, guys.       1374 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,070  - I feel really good about what              I did.              1375 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:01,872         I feel confident.        1376 00:49:01,972 --> 00:49:03,941      But Ginger did amazing.     1377 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,043   So God only knows how this is            going to go.           1378 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:06,977       - My critiques were--      1379 00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:10,180 Michelle was really proud of me. 1380 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,785     The stuff Ru was saying,      like, as dramatic as it sounds, 1381 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:16,720      like, touched my soul.      1382 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:18,522       I think I did great.       1383 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,591   I think I've redeemed myself       in the comedy department.    1384 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,527         But I don't know.        1385 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,963      I think my runway today          is really, really sick,     1386 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:28,799   so maybe that could carry me               through?             1387 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,167          - Miss Tomara?                    - Yes, baby.           1388 00:49:30,233 --> 00:49:31,501    - How were your critiques?    1389 00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:32,736    - I mean, there were good.    1390 00:49:32,836 --> 00:49:34,805    And I roasted most of you.    1391 00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:35,806              - Whoo!             1392 00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,941            [laughter]            1393 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,910       - "Love most of you."      1394 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:40,744               - Oh!              1395 00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:41,912               - Oh!              1396 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:44,915    - Who could that be about?    1397 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:46,249           - Face crack.          1398 00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:47,584              - Girl!             1399 00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:49,920       Girl, she is a bitch.      1400 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,121     - Listen, I'm going to be                truthful.            1401 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,923              - Yeah.             1402 00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:55,392   - I kept such a professional                 head                   with some of you bitches.    1403 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,461  But, girl, I'm going to, like,        lay it on the table.       1404 00:49:57,561 --> 00:50:02,432     You left such a bad taste     in my mouth after episode one.  1405 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:07,871     - I know Vicki, and I was                 waiting                    for this to happen.       1406 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:11,241      And I'm like...[slurps]     1407 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:14,244   - I just think, how you were             from day one           1408 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:18,015 really did wipe my emotions with               you.               1409 00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:19,950               - OK.              1410 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:22,219    - You're just very sneaky.    1411 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:24,755         [dramatic music]         1412 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,556              - Whoo!             1413 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:28,792       Vicky, Vicky, Vicky!       1414 00:50:28,892 --> 00:50:31,862            Oh, my God.           1415 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,630            - [slurps]            1416 00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:35,065  - And I know that you're doing                 it                        because you want         1417 00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,834    to get to where you've got.   1418 00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:39,669       But the way you were        with Alexis from the beginning, 1419 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:40,771             I just--             1420 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,207        I hated seeing it.        1421 00:50:44,307 --> 00:50:46,376 - I pity the drag queen that got 1422 00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:48,011    to go up against you, baby.   1423 00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:49,112           - Absolutely.          1424 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,681       - Who do you think's            going to be your other?     1425 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:53,083         - I think Alexis.        1426 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:55,185  - A bit offended you say that.  1427 00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:57,788     It was never about that.     1428 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,623   That is not the game I play.   1429 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,325    And the next day, I said to                 you--              1430 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:03,927           I apologized.          1431 00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:05,996      I was not trying to get           under anyone's skin.       1432 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,065 Like, that's just not what I do. 1433 00:51:08,165 --> 00:51:10,133    - I think you're talented.    1434 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,468    But it--I'm not going to--    1435 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,903   I'm not going to sit here and                lie.               1436 00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:14,638        I went through this          competition just thinking,    1437 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,642   well, who else are you going      to try and get rid of next?   1438 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:22,345      - I didn't expect Vicky      to come out with that about me. 1439 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:25,882   You're bringing up stuff from              week one.            1440 00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:29,052   I am just genuinely confused.  1441 00:51:29,152 --> 00:51:30,887   - I have to stand up for DeDe                here.              1442 00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:34,257 Because, at the time, I also had              thought             1443 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,792       it was a bit sneaky.       1444 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,127  But getting to know DeDe more,  1445 00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:38,728 I really don't think it was like               that.              1446 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:40,931             - Uh-huh.            1447 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:43,366   - Vicky said that she didn't         call her out because       1448 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,102  she wanted to be professional.  1449 00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:47,237      But harboring a grudge         about somebody for 10 weeks   1450 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:50,807     until you get the chance          to stick in the knife,      1451 00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:53,009      that is unprofessional.     1452 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,112      - Alexis, like, I can't                 apologize                    enough for that.         1453 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,814   And I really hope you know my               intent              1454 00:51:57,914 --> 00:52:00,016     was never to set you up.     1455 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,919      - So I didn't feel like          you were attacking me.      1456 00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:03,820           - I love you.                 - I love you, baby.       1457 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,155            Thank you.            1458 00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:06,056   - There's absolutely nothing               negative.            1459 00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:07,257           - Thank you.           1460 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:08,692        - There probably is          a little bit of resentment    1461 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,060    that DeDe's sent her home.    1462 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,728      But they sorted it out.     1463 00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:12,729             Did they?            1464 00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:13,830             [laughs]             1465 00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,665       - What's "Drag Race"            without a bit of drama?     1466 00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:17,033            - Exactly.                         - Yeah.             1467 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,401 - The phrase "lamb to slaughter" 1468 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:19,736  was thrown around a little bit.               - Ah!              1469 00:52:19,836 --> 00:52:21,605               - Oh!              1470 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,273       - Oh, and guess what,            it involves me again.      1471 00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:24,875             - Oh, no!                   - Too bad for you.        1472 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,009             [laughs]             1473 00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:27,210            - Fuck you.           1474 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,311             Fuck you.            1475 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:29,479     - What a fucking bastard.    1476 00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:32,215  - You were just as shit as me.  1477 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:36,586      - Seeing the Werk Room        full of drag creatures again   1478 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:41,291      is really bringing home       how far along this journey we                are.               1479 00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:43,426 We are so close to the crowning. 1480 00:52:43,527 --> 00:52:46,596   - I feel like I'm definitely       going to be lip-synching.    1481 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,965        - Whatever happens,               I don't feel bad.        1482 00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:50,300  Because I know I didn't do bad. 1483 00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:52,269  I'm not in the bottom because I            did awful.            1484 00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,538      - That has been, like,       the story of the season though. 1485 00:52:54,638 --> 00:52:57,541      That everyone has done       so well in all the challenges.  1486 00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:58,808  It's been like splitting hairs. 1487 00:52:58,909 --> 00:52:59,910              - Yeah.             1488 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,444      - Splitting hair lines.     1489 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:02,646            [laughter]            1490 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:04,314   - But at the end of the day,          you want it, right?       1491 00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:06,449   - Bitch, I want it more than                 ever.              1492 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:07,984    I want to win this fucker.    1493 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:11,154       To be this close, oh!      1494 00:53:11,254 --> 00:53:12,822             Ah, help!            1495 00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:14,424     - Let's raise our glasses             to the top four         1496 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,560   and the eliminated queens of             series five!           1497 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:17,594            [cheering]            1498 00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:18,728             - Cheers!            1499 00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:20,130              - Yay!              1500 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:23,433     - All right, just between          us squirrel friends,       1501 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,101        what do you think?        1502 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:28,171  Let's start with Tomara Thomas. 1503 00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:31,074      - I was very proud that       she was able to get up there,  1504 00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:32,709    open the show with not much               material.            1505 00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:35,145              - Yeah.             1506 00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:36,379        - She just threw it             all against the wall       1507 00:53:36,479 --> 00:53:37,447 and hoped something would stick. 1508 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:41,384        - Can I get an amen               up in this bitch?        1509 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:43,620     - Anyone can write jokes      or have jokes written for them. 1510 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,755    But that type of uniqueness           can't be bought.         1511 00:53:45,855 --> 00:53:46,957    - She has got funny bones.    1512 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,658  With some of the other queens,  1513 00:53:48,758 --> 00:53:50,627  I'll be thinking of their jokes         on the way home.         1514 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,729    I can't remember one of her                jokes,              1515 00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:53,830 and I think that's very telling. 1516 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:56,566      - Listen, Tomara Thomas              is such a star.         1517 00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:59,936     But there wasn't any real             material there.         1518 00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:02,105     - Tonight on the runway,      I thought she looked beautiful. 1519 00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:04,741  I wish, of course, that corset              was nude.            1520 00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:06,009   It would have just sealed the                deal.              1521 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:06,977          - So you might                  have been looking        1522 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:09,379     at the bodice, Michelle.     1523 00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:12,249   The nipple behind the lace--     really erotic, to be honest.   1524 00:54:12,349 --> 00:54:13,416     I felt, I was like, ooh!     1525 00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:16,653   Hi. I got a bit hot under the               collar.             1526 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,221           - All right,             let's talk about DeDeLicious.  1527 00:54:18,321 --> 00:54:20,156 - So Tomara didn't have a lot of             material.            1528 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,558    DeDe had a ton of material.   1529 00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:25,395        What I love is that          this 20-year-old gets up on                stage,              1530 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:28,198      tenacious, determined,         confident, did not falter.    1531 00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:29,566     - She had a lot of jokes.    1532 00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:31,134 The majority of them were funny. 1533 00:54:31,234 --> 00:54:33,069    A lot of them didn't land.    1534 00:54:33,169 --> 00:54:36,773       - Alexis Saint Pete,          blonde with a whole lot of                ambition.            1535 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:37,440             - Green.             1536 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,076     - Just not many results.     1537 00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:42,345  - But it didn't stop her, so I                want               1538 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:44,114   to give her credit for that.   1539 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,315    - Imagine how lucky we are        this year that that might    1540 00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:48,618   be one of the less confident             performances           1541 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,786       of the comedy roast.       1542 00:54:49,886 --> 00:54:50,754       Because it was just--      1543 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:51,955      I still thought it was                 stupendous.           1544 00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:54,057    - Love this outfit tonight.   1545 00:54:54,157 --> 00:54:54,824           Oh, my gosh.           1546 00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:57,627          Just glorious.          1547 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,863   - It was '80s, it was retro,     it was me sitting on a Friday                night              1548 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,332        watching "Dynasty."       1549 00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:04,701    And that's a little snippet         into my world there.       1550 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:05,602              - Yes.              1551 00:55:05,702 --> 00:55:07,604            [laughter]            1552 00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:09,239     - Strong night for DeDe.     1553 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:10,740   Just not as strong as some of             the others.           1554 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,741              Ginger?             1555 00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,576          - It was sassy.         1556 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:15,145        It was theatrical.        1557 00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:16,112          It was clever.          1558 00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:18,014    - Naomi's feet look like ET               flicking             1559 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:21,551      through the phone book.     1560 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,987          - She came out                  and she delivered        1561 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:25,822       a 1-2 knockout punch.      1562 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,057        She just killed it.       1563 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,426  - What I think people can learn          from her comedy         1564 00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:31,695  is she didn't drop the F-bomb.  1565 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:34,564 Swearing's a bit like farting in              a lift.             1566 00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:36,566  You do it the first time, it's               funny.              1567 00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:38,435            [laughter]            1568 00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:39,869    If you keep doing it, it's                 just--              1569 00:55:39,969 --> 00:55:41,071            it stinks.            1570 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,506            [laughter]            1571 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:44,774               Yeah.              1572 00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:46,343     - The only thing that was           a thorn in her side       1573 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:47,877         was those cards.         1574 00:55:47,977 --> 00:55:50,347     It kind of tripped her up           for a millisecond.        1575 00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:51,981   - I'm not sure I even noticed              the cards            1576 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:53,550      at all, if I'm honest.      1577 00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:56,653   I actually really understand        needing that grounding.     1578 00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:57,954        - Totally get that.       1579 00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:59,189   But it was neck and neck, you                know?              1580 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,457              - Yes.              - And when it's neck and neck... 1581 00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:01,825          - It's so hard.         1582 00:56:01,925 --> 00:56:03,059  - That's, like, the one thing,  1583 00:56:03,159 --> 00:56:04,361     because it was flawless.     1584 00:56:04,461 --> 00:56:07,697  - But the runway look, typical               Ginger.             1585 00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:09,332      Completely left field.      1586 00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:12,535   I'm going to do poofs my way,           and I loved it.         1587 00:56:12,635 --> 00:56:14,204   That mind, how does it work?   1588 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,905  It just--it's in another place. 1589 00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:20,076    - My goodness, that Ginger,    she is ready for a world stage. 1590 00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,545       All right, let's talk           about Michael Marouli.      1591 00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:23,980       - Absolutely amazing.      1592 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,281   Let the jokes do the talking.  1593 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,683            I loved it.           1594 00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:28,351   - Her look tonight, I thought    it looked Paris Fashion Week,  1595 00:56:28,451 --> 00:56:29,552       London Fashion Week.       1596 00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:31,521      There was a real, like,          high end quality to it.     1597 00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,723 - What a night he's had tonight. 1598 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:36,626       - It was so funny and                 relentless.           1599 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:41,798      - Triple barge winner,         triple threat, triple heart                bypass.             1600 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,933            [laughter]            1601 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:45,301       It just kept coming.       1602 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,705  And masterful in resetting the                room.              1603 00:56:48,805 --> 00:56:52,108    Tonight was a benchmark for                roasts.             1604 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,411        All right, silence.       1605 00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:55,612      I've made my decision.      1606 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:56,946       Bring back my girls.       1607 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,616       Welcome back, queens.      1608 00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:01,284     I've made some decisions.    1609 00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:11,227 Ginger Johnson, Michael Marouli, 1610 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:16,099      tonight you both raised         the mother-tucking poof.     1611 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:23,740    Michael "No Cards" Marouli,           condragulations.         1612 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,908        You are the winner            of this week's challenge.    1613 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,043              - Whoo!                          - Whoo!             1614 00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:28,011           - Yeah, girl!          1615 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,880            [applause]            1616 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:34,751        - And the recipient         of the coveted RuPeter Badge.  1617 00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:37,821    - [singing] Rule, Britannia   1618 00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:40,924        - Most importantly,           you've earned your place     1619 00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:44,661   in next week's grand finale.   1620 00:57:44,761 --> 00:57:47,096           - Wow, girl.           1621 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:48,631               - Ah!              1622 00:57:48,731 --> 00:57:50,834       I am a winner, baby!       1623 00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:52,802      My third RuPeter Badge.     1624 00:57:52,902 --> 00:57:53,770            Oh, my God.           1625 00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:55,905        I can't believe it.       1626 00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:57,507        I'm on cloud nine.        1627 00:57:57,607 --> 00:57:59,175              Ah! Uh!             1628 00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:02,445  - Ginger Johnson, you are safe. 1629 00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:07,917   And you've earned your place     in next week's grand finale.   1630 00:58:08,017 --> 00:58:09,252        - I'm in the final!       1631 00:58:09,352 --> 00:58:10,553    I'm actually in the final.    1632 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,155        What is happening?        1633 00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:14,524        - You two may step            to the back of the stage.    1634 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:23,132    Tomara Thomas, DeDeLicious,          I'm sorry my dears,       1635 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:26,469      but you are both up for               elimination.           1636 00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:28,538     - The only thing standing        between me and the finale    1637 00:58:28,638 --> 00:58:29,939             is DeDe.             1638 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:34,744 I love you, girl, but it's mine. 1639 00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:36,513   - Two queens stand before me.  1640 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:42,852  I've consulted with the judges,      but the final decision      1641 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:45,288         is mine to make.         1642 00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:51,060 Ladies, this is your last chance           to impress me          1643 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:55,098      and save yourself from                elimination.           1644 00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:58,768         The time has come        1645 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:02,272       for you to lip-synch       1646 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,374          for your life.          1647 00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:12,448     - Tomara, girl, you're up                 against               the lip-sync assassin of the                season.             1648 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:16,252        So tread carefully.       1649 00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:22,492  - Good luck, and don't fuck it                 up.               1650 00:59:22,592 --> 00:59:25,662  [Annie Lennox's "Little Bird"]  1651 00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:32,101   - [singing] I look up to the              little bird           1652 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:38,741    That glides across the sky    1653 00:59:40,176 --> 00:59:47,650   He sings the clearest melody   1654 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:53,923      It makes me want to cry     1655 00:59:55,058 --> 00:59:58,895   It makes me want to sit right                down               1656 00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:01,864         And cry, cry, cry        1657 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,733               Yeah               1658 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:09,872   I walk along the city streets  1659 01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:16,746    So dark with rage and fear    1660 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:20,984      I wish I had the wings      1661 01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:24,287       To fly away from here      1662 01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:25,388               Yeah               1663 01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:28,825      But Mama, I feel so low     1664 01:00:28,925 --> 01:00:34,030        Mama, where do I go       1665 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:37,767       Mama, what do I know       1666 01:00:37,867 --> 01:00:40,203     Mama, we reap what we sow    1667 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:44,641  They always said that you knew                best               1668 01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:49,012  But this little bird's falling          out of that nest         1669 01:00:49,112 --> 01:00:52,849    Now I've got a feeling that      it might have been blessed    1670 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:57,887      So I've just got to put            these wings to test       1671 01:00:57,987 --> 01:01:00,757           I feel so low          1672 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,527        Mama, where do I go       1673 01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:08,498       Mama, what do I know       1674 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:13,202     Mama, we reap what we sow    1675 01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:21,477        I got to tell you,            I must have been blessed     1676 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:28,718       [cheers and applause]      1677 01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:30,787           - Yes, girls.          1678 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:36,526 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 1679 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:39,729         [dramatic music]         1680 01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:45,601    Tomara Thomas, shantay, you                 stay.              1681 01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:51,941     You've earned your place       in next week's grand finale.   1682 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,177          - Yes! [laughs]         1683 01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:55,011            Thank you.            1684 01:01:55,111 --> 01:01:56,579  - You may join the other girls. 1685 01:01:56,679 --> 01:01:57,647       - Thank you so much.       1686 01:01:57,747 --> 01:01:58,081           - Yeah, girl.          1687 01:01:58,181 --> 01:01:59,882               - Ah!              1688 01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:01,584             Congrats.                    - Love you, baby.        1689 01:02:01,684 --> 01:02:03,753         Love you. Killer.               - Aw, Jesus Christ.       1690 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:10,026    - DeDeLicious, my double-D                 queen.              1691 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:11,761            - [laughs]            1692 01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:15,965       - You are delightful               and de-gorgeous.         1693 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:19,802         Now, sashay away.        1694 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,003       - Thank you so much.       1695 01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:22,371    I've learned so much about                 myself.             1696 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:23,773  And this is just--it's been the               most               1697 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:24,841   amazing thing I've ever done.  1698 01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:26,075           So thank you.          1699 01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:28,411           Double-D out!                     - [laughs]            1700 01:02:28,511 --> 01:02:29,912              - Whoo!                        [applause]            1701 01:02:30,012 --> 01:02:31,380       - I love you, girls.             - We love you, DeDe.       1702 01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:32,648        - Love you, girls.              So proud of yourself.      1703 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:33,916         - You're amazing.                  - Well done.           1704 01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:37,620    - It looks like DeDeLicious         just got DeDePorted.       1705 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,323              Oh, no!             1706 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:41,257                Oh!               1707 01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:42,258            Love y'all!           1708 01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:43,226            - Oh, yeah!           1709 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:44,527       [cheers and applause]      1710 01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:49,632    - I was so close to the top                three.              1711 01:02:49,732 --> 01:02:52,201              Tomara.             1712 01:02:52,301 --> 01:02:56,339        In all seriousness,       I'm leaving on such a high note. 1713 01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:58,741   I'm not coming home with any                badges.             1714 01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:02,478      And for the first time,          I can confidently say,      1715 01:03:02,578 --> 01:03:04,947    that is just fine with me.    1716 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:07,817    I was a lip-sync assassin.    1717 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:09,685     I took three people down.    1718 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:14,323   I'm going to DeDeSmash my way     out of here and go to bed.    1719 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:16,559             [laughs]             1720 01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:19,462          [upbeat music]          1721 01:03:19,562 --> 01:03:22,999         - Condragulations             to my top three queens.     1722 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:28,805   Now I want to hear from you,         our fabulous viewers.      1723 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,574  Who do you think deserves to be             the UK's             1724 01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:34,377    next "Drag Race" Superstar?   1725 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,480   Are you team Ginger Johnson?   1726 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,485   Are you team Michael Marouli?  1727 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,622  Or are you team Tomara Thomas?  1728 01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:51,460  Tune in next week for the grand              finale              1729 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,896    of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK,"   1730 01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:58,401   where we will crown ourselves           a winner, baby.         1731 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,937  And remember, if you can't love             yourself,            1732 01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:02,872 how in the hell are you going to               love                        somebody else?          1733 01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:03,739   Can I get an amen up in here?  1734 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,541            all: Amen!            1735 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:07,210  - All right, now let the music                play.              1736 01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:10,713   [singing] To, to, to, to the                 moon               1737 01:04:10,813 --> 01:04:13,649         To the moon, baby        1738 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:16,285 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1739 01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:18,688      To, to, to, to the moon     1740 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,923            To the moon           1741 01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,458          - Next time on             "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...    1742 01:04:22,558 --> 01:04:27,930    You'll be starring as sexy      cat burglars in a music video  1743 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,599          for Spotlight.          1744 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,835            [cheering]            1745 01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:35,905    - And before we let you go,       we've got one more thing.    1746 01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:39,508           - Oh, my God!          1747 01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:40,943             [crying]             1748 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:42,445          - You just have                 that personality         1749 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:43,913     that draws everybody in.     1750 01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:45,281         - It's engaging.         1751 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:46,249          It's exciting.          1752 01:04:46,349 --> 01:04:47,550     It's what drag should be.    1753 01:04:47,650 --> 01:04:49,652     - When you open your gob,       it's like, wow, who's that?   1754 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:51,287            - [laughs]            1755 01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:57,360          - The UK's next            "Drag Race" Superstar is...   1756 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,161         [dramatic music]         1757 01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:01,898  - [singing] To, to, to, to the                moon               1758 01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:04,800      To the moon, blast off      1759 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,503 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1760 01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:10,673      To, to, to, to the moon     1761 01:05:10,773 --> 01:05:12,808            To the moon           1762 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,378 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1763 01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:17,880      To, to, to, to the moon     1764 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:20,917      To the moon, blast off      1765 01:05:21,017 --> 01:05:23,319 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1766 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:27,723     To, to, to, to the moon,         to the moon, to the moon