Hello, hello, hello. Hi.
Previously, on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...
Working in teams,
you need to create a collection
that includes three looks.
I love how we've all been working on each other's as well.
And there's not been any fallouts over doing stuff,
do you know what I mean? And that's my worry.
I thought we were going to tear each other apart.
I am actually going to say goodbye to you all.
Oh, no. Saki...
It was short, but it was just amazing.
Ciao! Have fun!
Chanel O'Conor.
I made this and I made Lill's suit - steel-boned corset, trousers.
It is phe-nomenal.
Lill. I think it's so empowering.
Marmalade.
SHE PANTS
Yeah, I want it.
I've decided that no more queens will be going home this week.
GASPING
The top three will be lip-syncing for the win.
Lill, you're a winner, baby!
CHEERING
This programme contains some strong language
CHEERING
ALL CHANTING: Lill! Lill! Lill!
We're back in the Werk Room after the unexpected win...
..from me!
Lill, how does it feel to get your flowers and get a win?
I'm chuffed as a button! Yeah! Woo!
I think that the others can see me as real competition now.
Maybe I'm a silent assassin.
Maybe I'm going to sneak up and steal all of the badges.
Chanel, babe, between you and me,
Lill has won the badge.
How are you feeling, considering you did make her outfit?
SQUEALS
Ooh! La Voix!
I'll say this...
I'm just glad it didn't go to Marm.
Why? Why? Because at the end of the day,
I thought it was going to be between me and you.
And for me, I wanted that badge.
But if I can't have it,
I'd rather it go to you.
OFF-SCREEN: It feels great for Lill to win
because she's wearing my outfit.
Yeah, but regardless of the fact, we all saw the Lip Sync,
and Chanel wouldn't have won anyway.
My skill is in sewing.
That's why she was there.
That is not why I was there.
Ooh, it's getting hot in here.
It just doesn't make any sense.
I was really happy with the outcome,
and Chanel seemed really happy with the outcome...
..until she didn't win.
But listen, I'm curious. Is it a jealousy thing?
When you put two seamstresses against each other, of course
there's going to be jealousy.
Of course there's going to be a little bit of tension.
Well, I'm not feeling that!
Miss Marmalade, it's a competition at the end of the day.
And we are here for fucking badges.
I ain't here for Facebook friends.
OFF-SCREEN: Literally not two minutes ago,
she was telling RuPaul how much we all worked together.
Where the fuck has this come from?
If we are picking hairs,
I literally think me and Lill worked
so closely together and you chimed in
maybe I'd say about 10% of the time.
Ooh! This is hot!
I'm confused.
I thought we worked well together.
I was... I was happy with our team,
and I didn't hear any complaints in the moment.
I could have spent all day making Lill's outfit.
That would not have made Chanel lip-sync to Tension by Kylie Minogue
any better.
So I'm not to blame the fact that you didn't get a badge.
I think it's about time we take this garbage off...
Oh, yes. ..and get the fuck out of drag, girls.
Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it!
PAINED GROANING
I'm sorry, it's bullshit.
We should be in here celebrating Lill and her win,
but for some reason, you want to tear me down
because that's going to make you feel better?
When the badges get doled out, it's... True colours are shown.
Yeah. Yeah. And yours have been shown, baby.
You're in your lane.
Don't change for nobody.
The tea is getting hot.
Ah!
I feel like the Haus of Zen are no longer zenning, baby.
Chanel goes to help people,
and then she'll throw you under the bus.
I don't know if I can trust her. No.
Like, honestly, I would have loved to win this challenge,
but I'm happy for Lill.
I'm not taking it out on her, I'm not taking it out on...
It was a bit weird because it was very pointed...
At me. ..and, like, angry at you. Yeah. Like, I don't know.
I just... I just feel like maybe she's...
I don't know, just strange.
I do not think that Marmalade knows that Chanel is right there
while she's saying all of this,
and I am obsessed!
I don't even say it, but maybe seeing someone as she's...
..as a threat
and wanting them to be knocked down.
Are we OK?
The way you made me feel on the settee,
I just really didn't like it.
That's fine.
Because it felt like frustration that you didn't win a badge
and I was the easy target... Yeah. ..is how it felt, quite frankly.
And I'm sorry for that. But at the end of the day,
you and me are the biggest seamstresses here.
So obviously we're going to be put against each other.
We are here for a competition, we're here for badges, and see,
if I don't win something, I am going to throw my toys out of the pram.
I'm here to win. I'm here to play this game.
I'm sorry if I hurt feelings.
I'm representing Scotland.
It's a lot of money. There's a lot of pressure here.
I was such a cheerleader for you
and felt like what you had said on the runway,
you had just completely backtracked
and none of that mattered anymore, and...
I always thought about it in the moment,
but I did not say it because it was not asked of me.
And then in the moment, that's how I felt and that's what I said.
And I cannot take it back. We just have to deal with it.
I just feel really upset because I feel like we got along really well.
Yo, yo, yo. I just... I just feel like...
I just need a minute. I just need a minute.
OK, give her a sec, give her a sec.
# RuPaul Drag Race... #
The winner, crowned the UK's next Drag Race Superstar,
will receive a cash prize of £25,000.
Tonight, with Michelle Visage,
Alan Carr and extra special guest judge -
Simon Le Bon.
# RuPaul's Drag Race
# May the best drag queen win Best drag queen win. #
CHEERING
It's a brand-new week in the Werk Room...
Some people have got some unaired grievances.
You know, normally when people have an argument, you're never
there when they get to chat again?
We're all round that table, popcorn ready!
Someone bring it up.
There was a lot of tension.
How's everybody feeling?
Yes. I walked out of the Werk Room because I was feeling angry,
so I needed to remove myself to think so that I could actually
articulate what I want to say to you. Growth.
Yes, we could have this conversation one-on-one.
However, she started this in front of the group, and therefore I think
it's only right that I finish it in front of the group.
The statement that I was only, what, 10% in the group is,
in the nicest way, a crock of shit.
I think you didn't win.
And I felt it was a part of your personality to come back
in here and find someone to blame.
Between me and Lill, you maybe thought of me as the little puppy
that you could kick, but that's not me at all.
Actavia, why don't you tell everyone
what the animal on the Welsh flag is?
The dragon. Exactly.
And that is absolutely who I am.
Chanel is being scorched by the Welsh dragon.
I mean, I didn't know Marmalade had this side to her, but I love it.
It's quite sexy, actually.
I sat right in Untucked and I said, "If you win, you deserve it."
And you said the same to me.
So then to come back in here and say you wanted Lill to win and not me,
you were flip-flopping more than a haddock down at Cardiff Market.
It's how it felt.
I mean, it's just poetry at this point.
So I love you.
I respect you.
It's just I felt so amazing, and you made me feel like shit.
And no-one here is going to make me feel like shit, especially...
..when I crushed the challenge, and that's all.
I'd love to have just a moment to kind of come back with that.
And the first thing I want to say is thank you.
"The first thing I'd like to say is thank you."
Oh, God, for the love of haddock in Cardiff Market, just say sorry!
There was so many emotions
being so close to the top.
Then we're put against each other in a Lip Sync.
I went from loving you guys of like,
"We're a team, we're going to do it"
to suddenly you're my competitors.
Bitch, I completely changed into someone that I don't like to be
and I am so sorry, Marmalade,
for what I said.
That was absolutely not fair.
I deserve this.
This is me hearing the hard truth of what I've done to an individual.
I've said it. I can't take that back.
I can only explain my actions.
Marmalade, can I get a hug?
Of course you can.
I need to lick my wounds and keep being me.
But just maybe like an 80% me
and stop being such a bitch.
What would my mother think?
Hello, hello, hello.
ALL CLAMOUR
Hi.
You're still here?
Yes! Yes, thankfully.
For today's mini challenge, I want you to come clean
with your fellow queens and say what you really think of them.
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
It's time to air your dirty laundry.
I've got plenty of dirty laundry
still to air out, so let's do this.
Oh, Brit Crew!
ALL: Ooh!
Whoo!
Hello! Oily! Ooh!
ACTAVIA: Ooh, Brit Crew!
Wouldn't mind you doing my laundry, darling,
or dirtying them up. Phwoar!
Now, each item on the clothesline has been branded with a statement.
First, you grab a garment,
then you give it to the queen who suits it best.
Now, Lill, as the winner of last week's Lip Sync, you go first.
Damn! OK.
OK...
Oh, you went straight for the brassiere.
Perky. ALL: Perky. Perky? Oh, my.
Which queen is giving the best vibes?
I think I know who I'll go for.
I think you're very perky. Thank you!
You cheer us all up, don't you?
Oh, yeah, of course!
I'm positive vibes all day.
So, Zahirah, pick the next piece of clothing.
What is does it say?
Pants.
Who is the weakest competitor?
ZAHIRAH BLOWS RASPBERRY
Aah! I just feel so shady.
I'm sorry, baby. Zahirah!
Coming from someone who was in the bottom,
I honestly couldn't care less.
Charra Tea, go on over.
Hmm.
What do you...what do you have? OTHERS: Ooh! Oh!
Who is the most basic queen?
It's time for revenge.
Oh! Oh.
LAUGHTER
You basic bitch!
So, Zahirah, you are basic and perky.
RUPAUL LAUGHS
Perky but basic?
Sounds like my Grindr bio, love.
Oh! Wet blanket.
Which queen needs to have more fun?
Hmm...
Here you go, baby. Oh... Oh, OK.
Yeah, of course. That's fine.
Ooh... Him.
No, these.
Stomping on the competition.
Which queen is the strongest?
CHARRA TEA LAUGHS IRONICALLY
No.
Oh-ho-ho! The shade!
Thank you. The shade! Thank you.
I wasn't going to give them to anyone else.
Kyran's absolutely smashing it.
And also her feet stink,
so she deserves a fresh pair of shoes.
That's right, break those boots in.
And what does it say?
Big-headed.
Who has the biggest ego?
My nanny Voix. My nanny Voix.
I mean, I was two seconds away
from putting that cap on my own head, but...
..I gave it to my sister, La Voix.
She understands what I mean.
I just know that you are very well aware of your talents
and how good you are, so...
Yeah, I'll take that. If it's a compliment. Thank you.
It really was a compliment. I love you. I love you.
Well, it looks like we've gotten all the dirty laundry out,
but I've got one more chore for you to do.
For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be spoofing one of the UK's
greatest exports -
the British romcom.
CHEERING
You'll break into two acting troupes.
Troupe leaders will be our pants queen, Charra Tea...
Damn!
..and our basic queen, Zahirah.
OTHERS: Ooh!
So Charra Tea got the weakest,
Zahirah got basic,
and they're both the team captains.
I don't know if I want to be in either!
Charra Tea, you go first.
I might be lactose intolerant, but let's have some Actavia.
Ooh, thank you!
She can have a taste of this yoghurt any day of the week.
Ooh, thank you!
I'll give her a spoonful.
La Voix.
La Voix, OK. Oh! Thank you.
That's lovely. I just really like Kiki.
Come on, Kiki.
Let's have a me, me!
My girlfriend, Kyran.
Yes!
Let's do it, baby.
Come on, Marmalade.
Oh, me?
Come on over, Lill.
Boo!
Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita?
Hello, hello, hello.
Two queens left,
Rileasa and Chanel.
Why am I still here?
These hos gon' go pick the two bottoms from last week before me?
Clearly, they don't know what I'm bringing to the table.
I'm going to pick my girl Rileasa.
Come on over, baby!
All right.
Chanel O'Conor,
as the last queen standing,
you get to choose which team
you'd like to join.
I think I'm going to go with Miss Zahirah.
Come on, baby.
I'm glad that Chanel picked us
because we are overacting, after all.
So Chanel is the biggest drama queen we've got.
Team Zahirah,
you'll be starring in the trailer for Hate Actually.
LAUGHTER
Which means, Team Charra Tea,
the trailer for 40 Funerals And A Wedding is all yours.
LAUGHTER
Thank you.
So, Charra Tea and Zahirah,
you are in charge of assigning the roles.
And tomorrow, on the runway, category is New Romantics.
CONTESTANTS: Yes!
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
CHEERING
I want to do well in this challenge.
Come on, girlies. Challenge.
Let's do this! How exciting.
So I'm hoping that everyone just picks what they want.
Please just make my life easier.
So we are starring in 40 Funerals And A Wedding.
Our film trailer is a massive amalgamation of the most iconic
British romcoms.
How exciting is that?
Characters. Queen number one, Bridget Moans -
posh, neurotic and not afraid to speak her mind.
Ellipsis. Queen number two, the Vicar of Dribbly.
She's normally on the telly, but now she's on the big screen.
I think I'm going to take the Vicar of Dribbly.
I want to show the judges that I can have fun.
Queen number three, Rosie, aka Kate Whingeing -
another posh and pretty English rose.
I definitely want Rosie. I think...
I think she's close to my drag character already.
I quite like Rosie, too.
Is it...? Well, my second choice is Bridget.
I think I can be posh and neurotic.
So maybe Bridget is more me.
I'll go with Bridget. OK.
Queen four, Julia Knoberts,
the OG of romantic comedies,
the definition of Hollywood superstar.
My eyes are set automatically -
Julia Knoberts.
I feel her. With my little American twang as well -
can throw that in there.
OG leading lady.
Hello?
Finally, queen number five.
You can't have a romcom without posh totty Hugh Grunt.
He's cocksure, horny and frankly desperate.
I want to go for Hugh Grunt.
I'm not saying I am cocksure, horny and frankly desperate,
but I think I can play the role well.
So we've got Rosie. Mm-hm. Bridget. Yeah.
The Vicar of Dribbly, Hugh Grunt and Julia Knoberts.
Yeah!
Here you are, Miss La Voix. Thank you.
Miss Kyran. Thank you, sexy. It's like day one of rehearsal.
This is thick. I'm seeing a lot of words.
It actually is like almost a cacophony of storylines
just clashing into this, like, great British romcom,
like for Christmas.
Queen one, Emma Frumpson, the downtrodden,
slightly frumpy housewife who has had it, officially.
I was thinking Emma Frumpson, maybe. OK.
She's a downtrodden housewife,
which couldn't be further from me,
but I want a chance to show
the judges I don't have to be perfect and gorgeous all the time.
Queen two, Keira Nightie.
She's young, single, posh.
In her own words, she looks quite pretty.
I kind of want Keira just because she's a bit of a slut
and, like, I feel like I'm the biggest slut here.
I think we agree... Right. ..on the slut thing. Right.
Queen three, Sammy.
She may only be ten years old, but this little lady is,
in fact, a stalker.
I kind of wanted to do something slightly different.
I don't know if it makes sense for me to try to do a ten-year-old.
But, yeah. You'd be a very tall ten-year-old, even on your knees.
That would be really funny!
Give me crazy little Sammy.
Give me crazy little Sammy!
Let me show you all how crazy a bitch can be.
Queen four, Martine McLuncheon.
LAUGHTER
Promoted from downtrodden tea lady,
she's taken over as the new prime minister.
I would really like Martine.
Mm-hm. I thought of you already, anyway, for it.
Yes! Thank you. OK, that would be my first choice.
I'm going to embody all the stars of EastEnders.
I'm going to be a Cockney. IMITATES ACCENT: All right, miluv?
Was that Cockney?
Queen five, Hugh Grunt.
This time, he's playing second fiddle to the leading lady.
My first choice is Hugh Grunt.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Oh, I didn't see that coming. Yeah.
I think that's very fun.
Queen six, Karen, the flight attendant.
With her patronising tone,
this senior flight attendant means business.
I want to be the flight attendant.
Ooh, OK! Yeah. OK.
I saw flight attendant, and went, "I'm having that one."
Her name is Karen and she gets to wear a suit.
I think I'm into that.
So, to be honest, I think we've got a general consensus.
We are going to read through our lines together and rehearse,
and let's kill this shit.
We are gathered here today to join this man...
Ooh!
SIGHS
Oi! Who the bloody hell is making all that racket?
Look over there.
It looks like an iceberg.
It's MINE!
Shut the hell up!
Zahirah, could your team rehearse any louder?
Well, you know what? We come from the school of overacting, darling!
Is there an older role for you, Dita? Like me?
She's actually got the younger one.
Cos I look younger, darling.
Well, that's true. That hat holds a lot of chins up!
At least I've got my own teeth.
ALL: Oh!
You know what? There was enough tension last week,
let's all just smash it. Love you all!
Love you! Aww! Love you!
Or should I say hate actually?
THEY LAUGH
We arrived to the film set and we're being directed by Michelle.
I'm really nervous.
Hello, Queens.
ALL: Hi.
OK, so let's get set up for scene number one.
I don't have much acting experience.
I've only really been in a washing-up liquid commercial,
which was a non-speaking part.
Action!
PRETENDS TO SOB
There's a CD...
Don't...
SLURS SPEECH
..Five!
It's, "Fierce Force Five."
Don't Ick My Yum! By Fab Force Five!
Fierce...Force...Five.
Five Force... Oh, for fuck's sake! Fierce Force five.
Come on, Lill, get it together. You know this.
Five Force Five! Fierce Force Five!
Though I didn't listen to the album either, it's Fierce Force Five.
Fierce Force Five!
Great! Perfect!
And action!
This time of year can be a terribly lonely time,
especially for a Gen Z girlie like me.
Keira Knightley does these
little head movements and tilts and she looks around
and she's got this underbite,
and that was what I was going for.
I'm sorry. It's just...
..really...
SHE PANTS
..hard. Watch the head movement.
There's a lot of head movement going on. OK.
It's not my first time people telling me to turn it down
just a little, little bit.
Teddy. Hmm...
..you're normally quite a chatty man.
Why aren't you saying anything?
You might call it stalking,
but I call it love, actually.
I've gone for crazy.
I want to show you how
Rileasa can be a little bit deranged if you ask her to be.
I'm going to swallow you up like a pig in a blanket!
Good job, Rileasa.
I am really surprised at Rileasa's acting chops,
because I thought she was going to be fucking shit.
CHUCKLING: Oh, God!
Let's move on to the final airport scene, y'all.
I'm living this air hostess fantasy.
CHANEL GROWLS
I've got props. I love a prop.
Where's your boarding pass?
I don't have one!
Well, sorry not sorry!
Them's the rules!
SHE CHUCKLES
And scene. Good.
I'm channelling freshly stubbed token of anger.
I've got this in the bag, girls.
Oh! Hugh Grunt! Is that you?
GRUMBLES GROWLS
Yes.
We came into this scene wanting to make each other laugh as much
as we physically can, because that will make the scene
just have that extra bit of flavour.
Oh... Gee... Oh...
GRUMBLES
..beg your pardon.
LAUGHS
Oh!
Cut!
She's giving me insanity
and I'm trying to give her pouty. Who gurns in a romcom?
How can I not laugh?
I think that's a wrap on Hate, Actually!
CHEERING
Well, I think that went really well.
Yeah, there was a few hiccups, but I think it's going to come
together really nicely. Bring on the premiere!
Well done, team. That was so good.
Hello, Queens.
ALL: Hello.
So, shall we all set up for Scene One?
Let's do it!
So I start the scene and I'm thinking, "Shit!" I have no
idea what I'm about to say. It's all gone.
Here we go.
So, your fiance's just died.
Action!
Surely not.
Oh, bollocks!
Let's try it again.
Surely not!
Oh, bollocks!
Somebody's calling to tell you he's dead!
Girl, he's dead! David's dead!
Be more dramatic, for God's sakes!
Surely not.
GASPS
Oh, bollocks!
I feel totally unprepared.
I'm totally in my head
and I'm just wishing I was somewhere else right now.
Cut. Onto the next scene.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
I've done a few school plays, but I'm definitely not an actor.
But I've been acting like a good drag queen
for the past three weeks, so we'll see.
Oh, what a terrible loss for you!
LAUGHS
Everything sounds always funny in Northern Irish. Thank you!
Och, how are you?
MICHELLE LAUGHS
Aren't you America's sweetheart, Julia Knoberts?
That's right. OG leading lady at your service.
Now get your ass out there and go find some dick.
CHUCKLES
I think I'm doing quite well.
I thought I'd throw my own stamp on it.
Scene. Good! Michelle didn't seem to have a problem
with the Kiki stamp.
Oh, bugger! Not another one!
I'll never forget you, Jim... John... Josephine...
Whatever!
"Oh, bugger! Not another one!" That was perfect.
"I'll never forget you...Jim?"
You know? OK. Fab.
So far, I think my performance is going well.
I'm getting a lot of really great feedback from Michelle,
and I'm doing my best to put that into my performance.
Wow! Look over there!
It looks like an iceberg!
You can't have a Brit romcom without good old Hughie boy.
Who's the daddy now?
Hugh Grant just turned into Michael Jackson?
LAUGHTER
You've got Actavia playing Hugh Grant,
like, you're not going to get, like, mask for mask.
Like, come on, now.
Not the toxic masculinity in this house, I don't think!
That's a wrap.
Oh, my gosh! Well done, team!
I think our team's done well.
Will Richard Curtis be giving me a call after this? Maybe not.
THEY LAUGH
So, new day! New day in the Werk Room.
LAUGHTER
It's elimination day.
We finally get to see
our romcom trailers
and I'm just waiting to see who's going to blame me
for their shit performance this week.
HE LAUGHS
With this runway, girl, New Romantics,
very, like, androgynistic.
So, like, I was around...
Well, I say I was around, I was a kid.
Did it, like,
shape your queer identity or...? Erm...
It wasn't till later that I kind of started to kind of play around
with my own stuff. Like your own identity? Yeah.
On identity, what are your pronouns?
So, I now go by they/them.
Snap. Yay!
Yes, they/them!
My whole life, I've not felt specifically...
..in the gender role of a man.
To have something that sits in the middle just feels really right.
I know what you mean.
I kind of rediscovered myself during lockdown
and found, actually,
sitting with being nonbinary felt so much more comfortable for me.
When I first...
..had those feelings of, like,
feeling different,
I didn't even know that lesbians existed.
Do you know what I mean? Cos it wasn't...
Definitely not trans, like, nonbinary.
You know, kids these days,
there's experimenting and, yes, like,
if I knew about all these things growing up,
I would've probably experimented too.
There was always times in my life I felt I would've maybe
been happier as a girl,
but now I just realise that that's just the sides of me
and that's just the way I identify.
When did you come out as, like, nonbinary?
Probably about three years ago.
My dad is my only real family member
and, for him, because of his age,
I guess it's harder for him to comprehend.
Being a nonbinary person later in life,
people think that it's a younger thing,
but it's not something that's just for a certain age group.
I also do things like bingos, but for, like, Age UK,
so for the older generation. Oh, nice.
I always let everybody that's there know, like,
"If you've got any questions about identity, I'm an open book."
Educate yourself.
As you get older, you do tend to hold back,
and, even now, I meet people that don't even come out as being gay
later in life,
whereas, actually, you should explore who you are,
because that's going to make you the person you are
for the rest of your life.
Let me give you that little cuddle,
my nonbinary sibling.
Oh, I love you, baby. Yin and Yang.
I actually noticed that you put up this picture... I did.
..so who is that?
That's my mother, my best friend.
I literally couldn't ask for, like, a better mum.
Those pictures look really cute.
That's my mother,
my big brother and my little sister.
And this is me and my dad. Aw!
He passed away a couple of years back.
He had cancer. Erm...
He...
..was my rock, he was my everything.
My dad was, like, really masculine,
but he always told me he loved me
and he always supported me.
Whether I was selling cookies in the playground
or whether I'm a drag queen in the club,
he always was cheering me on.
Like, a lot of dads don't necessarily know how to act
when it comes to, like, their sons being drag queens or... Yeah.
He actually told me that if we had stayed in the Philippines,
that he would've entered me into all of the pageants. Oh, my God!
So, actually, me auditioning for this show,
it's like what bigger pageant can I enter
that will make my dad just proud?
Before he died, with the little amount of words
that he could muster up,
my dad told me to never stop doing what you love doing,
and that's why I'm here today,
because my dad would've wanted me to thrive
and I carry him with me wherever I go.
Whether it's back home, or on this runway,
or in this Werk Room, like,
I can feel him right now.
I had an abundance of love shown to me,
so I'm so, so grateful for the time that I did have with him.
He would... Not would've been proud of you, he IS proud of you.
Keep that spirit with you, because you're literally smashing it.
I love you.
RU CACKLES
# Cover girl, put the bass in your walk
# Head to toe, let your whole body talk
# And what? #
Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
Now, what would the title of your romcom be?
Coming In America, where, obviously, I play America.
RU LAUGHS
OK.
The super spexy Alan Carr.
Now, what would your romcom be called?
Oh, that's so easy.
My Big Fat Greek Penis.
LAUGHTER
OK. One ticket sold.
And our extra-special guest,
Simon Le Bon.
Now, are you excited to see our girls on film?
Ru, you've got to know, I'm hungry like the wolf.
Who writes this stuff?
LAUGHTER
Oh, yes!
We're so happy that you're here.
This week, we challenged our queens to act like movie stars.
And tonight, on the runway,
category is New Romantics.
Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.
# The world is your runway... #
Up first...
Ooh, I can see her Napoleon Bonaparte.
LAUGHTER
When I think of New Romantics,
I think of frills, historical elements, Goth.
It's so many different things all slapped together.
I thought it was Mince Charming.
LAUGHTER
I've got a military jacket in the style of Adam Ant,
a bit of Siouxsie Sioux, all of my favourite inspirations
smushed together in one fabulous Lill-shaped package.
What's Lill's favourite letter?
I don't know. What is it?
Rrrr!
LAUGHTER
The best thing about this outfit is the shirt,
because my mum made it!
Hi, Mum!
Well, you've heard of Adam Ant, right?
Yeah. Well, this is Madame Ant.
Perfect!
New Romantics, for me, it's just so super cool.
It's sexy, it's a bit punky.
Eyeliner, lipstick, frills, Boy George, Duran Duran,
what more do you want?
SIMON: It's a view to a frill!
LAUGHTER
I am serving the biggest pouffe you've ever seen on a runway.
I'm showing me knickers.
I mean, the camel wants its toe back,
but we're wearing it well.
Everybody loves a New Romantic pouffe...sleeve.
LAUGHTER
Do I look good or do I look like I've just got out of bed?
I can't work it out!
You know when you get out of bed
and you can't find your pyjama bottoms?
That's what I'm serving.
She puts the puss in pussybow.
Hey!
I am giving you New Romantics.
She's just come off her ship.
She's giving you a little bit of the island flavour
round the little, like, you know...
Is it a gilet? I don't know, I'm not a fashionista.
Is that Rihanna Take A Bow? Yes!
SIMON: Take A Bow Wow Wow.
Yes! Yes!
I'm giving you full-on dreadlock realness.
If the islands were to do New Romantics,
this is how we'd do it, you know what I mean?
Like, Christopher Columbus could never, OK?
Where's she got that peg leg hiding? LAUGHTER
She's delicious.
Eat it up!
I know you hungry.
Next...
This is awkward, I think she forgot her trousers.
For my New Romantics look,
I am giving you ruffles, honey.
When the going gets cuff,
the cuffs get going.
That's right.
My make-up is stunning.
It's giving Blitz Club, it's giving editorial.
SIMON: Adam and the Pants.
No, it's Sleevie Wonder.
LAUGHTER
The judges are reacting to these oversized sleeves like no other.
Let me flail them about and let me just drag them down the runway.
Oh, SLEEVE Zahirah alone!
Up next...
I'm super excited for this runway,
cos it feels very quintessential Kyran. This is my drag.
Loofah?
I don't even know her.
So, I am serving you my interpretation of New Romantics,
a fusion of glam rock and the romantic period.
You spin me right round, baby.
My silhouette is wild.
My body should not look like this.
My cinch is at, like, my knees,
but it feels great.
Dead or alive?
I'm going to go with dead. OK.
I am feeling so New Romantic in my new era
of not being a bitch.
I'm sorry, Chanel's all tied up right now.
Can you call her back?
I had all these spare ties kicking about and I thought,
"Do you know what? "It'd be so fun to just make a skirt out of ties."
Oh, baby, she's giving me some WestWOOD.
Mm!
I also made this tiny, ridiculous, stupid hat
in about eight minutes.
Up next...
I am serving David Bowie
meets 19th century military wear,
with a gorgeous pastel palette.
Oh, Ziggy Stardusty Springfield!
LAUGHTER
There are so many details in this look.
On my chest, I have queer '80s motifs,
I have horses, I have ballerinas,
I have everything but the kitchen sink.
I hear her favourite band is UltraCOCKS.
LAUGHTER
I am strutting, I am swishing this cape,
and I am trying not to trip over it.
Makes me want to SCARF.
LAUGHTER
I'm presenting if Prince
and Austin Powers had a love child.
Ooh! Come on, Purple Rain.
SIMON: Oh, this is fabulous.
ACTAVIA: So, I'm walking down the runway
and I can see Simon Le Bon, and phwoar!
I am liking the look of what I see. I mean...
Ooh, hello, Daddy!
Eeeoww!
LAUGHTER
Somebody ask for some cream?
I feel so, so sexy.
I am splattering my Purple Rain all over the judges.
ACTAVIA LAUGHS
Up next...
She ain't nothing but a hound's-tooth.
LAUGHTER
I'm serving hound's-tooth and dog's-tooth stripes,
with a splash of red.
She's raised the bar...code.
I wasn't a New Romantic, because I was a child,
but, for me, it was really interesting to see men in make-up
for the first time.
Who let the dog's-tooth out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Up next...
I am serving you pirate-esque
leather and doily fashion,
with a little spring, spring, sparkle, sparkle moment.
THEY LAUGH
Hello, Doily.
LAUGHTER
I am walking this in a different type of character
and my body is doing exactly what I need it to do,
and I feel very, very gorgeous.
Lacers, start your engines.
MICHELLE LAUGHS
The judges, I see them eating all of this up.
And so they should,
cos I am scrumptious.
Up next...
The Blitz Club had an amazing selection of incredible
queer artists, and Leigh Bowery was one of the main ones,
and I just wanted to pay homage to them.
Charra Tea, as Leigh Bowery.
Yes, I am head-to-toe covered in orange rhinestones.
I look like I've got a dodgy spray tan,
but I'm loving it.
Forgive her. She's a bit...rusty.
Part of me was a little bit worried that my reference was too obscure,
but Leigh is such an icon,
Ru's probably partied with them once or twice.
# Like the world is your runway. #
Welcome, queens.
Time for the world debut of your romcom trailers.
First up, Hate Actually.
ALAN: This Christmas,
there's something special in the air.
Big juicy bird coming through.
And I'm not just talking about the turkey!
Gosh, Emma, if you hadn't have taken me in this Christmas,
I'd be ruddy buggered.
This time of year can be extremely...
SHE SIGHS
..lonely.
I'm sorry, it's just...really...
SHE PANTS
..hard.
Well, yes, I can see how terribly tragic that would be for you.
Now, tuck in.
That bird's not going to eat itself.
Let me help.
What will it be, big boy?
The breast or the thigh?
Oh, Karen!
Familiar faces are found on every corner.
Oh, Hugh Grunt!
Is that you?
Yes...
HUGH GRUNT BABBLES
Yes, I suppose it is.
My gosh!
I've missed those big tree trunk thighs.
Oi, bore off!
Fat shaming was so 2003.
Anyway, I wasn't even fat!
Yes, yes, it's good to see you, Martine.
No, no, you're... Oh, beg your pardon.
Prime Minister. Yeah.
A little bit of love goes a long, long, way.
Teddy, you might call it stalking,
but I call it love, actually.
I love you, Alan.
LAUGHTER
And when I find you,
I'm going to hug you and swallow you up
like a pig in a blanket.
Oh, should I be worried?
Oh, darlings!
Sounds like...
..diamonds.
Oh!
Oh, God.
No!
It's a CD.
Don't Ick My Yum by Fierce Force Five!
# If you wanna be-be my hun... # Ooh, yeah!
Stop icking my man's yum!
He's MINE!
Ah! Ah!
Now, does anyone else want stuffing?
Drag Race UK Pictures presents...
Everything OK out there, babe?
Tell him it's the Frock Destroyers.
It's the Frock Destroyers, darling.
Don't worry.
# I wanna break up
# Bye-bye... #
Look, I haven't got all night.
# Maybe I'll see you in the next life
# Don't wanna make up... #
What?!
# Tell you why
# Cos I'm a superstar, so let's B-R-E-A-K
# Break up Break up
# Bye-bye... #
How dare you!
# Maybe I'll see you in the next life
# You've officially been Frock Destroyed
# Break up. #
Common?! Are you having a bloody laugh? This is meant to be my,
# Perfect moment! #
Not yours!
I'm going to stick those boards where the sun don't shine.
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain!
Now get out of my pub!
LAUGHTER
Do you believe in a thing called love?
I knew that tracking device would do the trick.
Look, Teddy, that's Alan's flight.
Quick, run. Ooh.
Where do you think you're going?
Where's your boarding card?
I don't have one.
Let me have a look.
KEYBOARD CLACKS
SHE GRUNTS
It's a Christmas miracle.
We've found one last seat on one last flight
at a bargain price
of £2,569, please.
I'm only ten years old. I don't have that kind of money.
Look over there. Huh?
LAUGHTER
This season, all you need is...
DOORBELL RINGS
ALL: # We wish you a crappy Christmas
# We wish you a crappy Christmas
and a hateful New Year. #
Oh, he was quite sexy, actually.
Oh, Hugh, give it a bloody rest!
If you can't hate yourself,
how in the hell are you going to hate somebody else?
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
Next up, Forty Funerals and a Wedding.
ALAN: This summer,
you are cordially invited to the most anticipated wedding
of the decade.
"Dear diary,
"it's my 384th month of being single,
"but, plot twist,
"this wanton sex goddess has finally found Mr Right.
"Whoo!"
PHONE RINGS
INDISTINCT PHONE CHATTER
Surely not!
Oh!
Bollocks!
Who said that romance was dead?
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered today to join this ma...
BRIDGET SOBS
Drag Race UK Pictures proudly presents...
Wrong service!
This man is clearly dead.
Phwoar!
And pretty hot too.
What a terrible loss for you.
Tell me about it. Cue another sequel where I'm single.
Again.
Featuring a galaxy of A-listers,
Kate Whingeing is Rosie.
You think YOU'VE got a bad track record?
Men are like ships,
once they go down, there's no coming back up for air.
Screw 'em!
I choose wine and RuPaul!
# Guess who's back in the house... #
Can I get an amen up in here?
BRIDGET AND ROSIE: Amen!
Oh, chug! Chug! Chug!
BRIDGET AND ROSIE: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
But these ladies are about to get the ultimate wake-up call.
LULLABY PLAYS THEY SNORE
Rise and shine, ladies. Oh!
STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS
Aren't you America's sweetheart, Julia Knoberts?
ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS
That's right. And, let's face it,
you Brits SUCK at romance.
So, I'm here to help.
THEY GASP
Now, get your ass out there
and go find some dick.
Featuring every single tried and tested Hollywood plot line ever.
Oh, wow, Jack,
you really painted me like one of your French girls.
Wow, look over there!
It looks like an iceberg.
Oh, bugger! Not another one!
I'll never forget you.
Jim...
John? Whatever!
And starring the only male actor who ever seems to get cast
in these types of films -
Hugh Grunt.
Oh, come on, you can't have a Brit romcom without good old Hughy boy.
I don't make the rules, hon.
But who will get taken up the aisle?
I'm just a beautiful Hollywood movie star,
standing in front of an almost as attractive Hollywood movie star,
asking him to love her.
No offence, ladies,
but we're probably looking at a bigger box office smash
if I hook up with this one.
Julia, will you?
What a cow!
It's 2024, can't we see how problematic this is?
We know what bloody year it is.
You're not the only one with a sodding diary!
Will they ever find love?
No! No! No!
Oh, who gives a fuck?
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
When I call your name, please step forward.
Lill.
La Voix.
Chanel O'Conor.
Actavia.
Charra Tea.
Ladies, you are all safe.
You may leave the stage.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Rileasa Slaves.
You had the hardest challenge.
You were a cute, deranged stalker with a penchant for Alan Carr.
I love you, Alan.
You are St Lucia's answer to Judi Dench.
Tonight, this is so beautiful. Are those St Lucian colours?
I try to bring the islands, you know? Just all looks beautiful.
I love the outfit. I think you all did an amazing job.
And, Simon, you remember the New Romantics?
There was a lot of different looks.
A lot of people, they were raiding their mums' and dads' closets
to find clothes. I remember I found my grandmother's suede jacket,
which I managed to squeeze into.
That was my favourite piece of clothing.
So, Rileasa, I thought your comic timing was really spot-on.
Very funny. She's a comedian.
Thank you.
Up next, Zahirah.
Your physical comedy was on point.
When you put that turkey on your head,
the way you were staggering made it even more funny.
I thought you had some good moments.
It just missed it a little bit for me.
I don't think you quite got there.
I think it was a bit frenetic.
And speaking of missing, I think you're missing your pants tonight.
It literally looks like you forgot to put the bottom on.
It looks like a failed escape attempt from Holloway Prison,
but I think your make-up is amazing.
Yeah, it is. That's very authentic.
How did you do the research on the New Romantics?
I just looked at Vivienne Westwood runways.
There was a lot of pirate-y oversized-ness,
and I wanted to bring that on the top half.
Yeah, I totally agree with the bottom half, though.
All right. Up next, Kyran Thrax.
When people start to do a parody, they think,
"Oh, you've just got to impersonate the person."
But that's not true.
What you've got to do is hone in on one certain element.
You picked up Hugh Grant's staccato delivery,
his shuffling, his bumbling.
Yes. Oh. Oh. Yes!
You had him down to a T.
I thought it was fan-freaking-tastic.
Tonight on the runway, you did your own thing
and it just makes sense.
And I'm going to say, I want to see a different style
of make-up - just once. OK. Stunning.
I find your look really quite unsettling.
Oh! I was thinking all weird kind of things
when you were on the runway.
Yes, indeed. Now let's talk about your Hugh Grunt.
I have a feeling he's going to love your impersonation of him.
I was praying he was not the guest judge!
Please! It seemed like you were having a lot of fun.
So much fun. And working with La Voix,
it was just the most fun I could imagine happening here.
Thank you.
Up next, Marmalade.
Look at you.
Like Barbara Cartland and Adam Ant have had a love child.
ALL LAUGH
Loved your performance.
Sometimes you can deliver a line by just being good
and knowing what you're doing.
You were probably the most believable.
Men are like ships.
Once they go down, there's no coming back up for air.
I thought you did a really, really good job.
I love your outfit.
You know, David Bowie was such an important person
for the New Romantics.
I personally was a massive fan and my favourite album
is Aladdin Sane, and this is what I'm getting from you right now.
Did you put this outfit together? Yes.
These are plastic toys from charity shops...
Of course they are!
..painted and sculpted on here.
It is so gorgeous. The feedback is amazing.
Thank you all so much.
Up next, Dita Garbo.
I thought you got lost.
It wasn't bad acting.
It was a bit like one of those soaps you get in the daytime.
Oh?! Bollocks.
I was watching going, "Oh, yeah,"
and then I realised, "Oh, no, no."
Dita, have you ever seen Bridget Jones?
A long time ago, shall we say.
You weren't getting the essence of who she is.
I felt like you were watching yourself outside in.
I think your look, the mixture of the houndstooth and the stripes,
this would be the most authentic New Romantic outfit today.
Acting wasn't the best thing out there.
But let's not talk about that.
Thank you.
The acting... Alan's right.
You needed to push through a little bit more.
Acting isn't my thing.
So I was really in my head, and it was just...
..yeah, hard to shake it out, I guess.
In the first few weeks, you felt tentative
and I asked you about that.
And I think your answer was, you were surveying the battleground.
I think it's time to...
Battle. Yes, to battle, exactly.
Up next, Kiki Snatch.
Every time you came on the screen, boom, it was a shot in the arm.
Get your ass out there and go find some dick!
I just wish you'd put a bit of that energy into your outfit.
It's very, very simple.
You have what it takes, but you have to elevate yourself,
otherwise you'll get lost in the sauce.
I wasn't looking at the outfit.
I was just looking at the way you slinked across the stage,
and all that energy that you put into your acting.
You put it into the way you moved.
Your energy in the rom-com, it felt that you were in a different movie.
Now, let's talk about this outfit. It doesn't work.
You've got a lot of different storylines going on here,
and they just don't meet up.
I wanted it to be so toned down and to me,
but I think I kind of misconstrued the whole...like, more.
You're naturally talented, so you have to get your look on par
with what you naturally have.
Absolutely. Thank you so much. Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
Here's to none of us going home first.
Whoo! Yeah, I'll drink to that.
We're back in untucked, and I'm safe again.
Oh, I dropped my badge! Oh, I didn't get one again.
Why am I not in the top? I really felt I did a bit better
than some of the other queens I'm sat here with.
ACTAVIA: What do we think about bottom?
Do you think Zahirah?
Yeah, I think her and maybe Dita's in trouble, unfortunately.
The spotlight is on.
Someone has to go home. Yeah.
SLURPING
Whew!
Here they are! ALL: Hello! Hi, girlies.
Oh... Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So, girls, what happened?
It was amazing. I feel really good.
I mean, I can't really remember, to be honest. It was kind of a blur.
Michelle wanted you to switch your make-up up, didn't she?
Oh, yeah.
Data, you never normally speak, and now you pipe up.
Go learn your Lip Sync.
Can I be quite honest? Looking at those trailers,
I was prepared to lip-sync, and then when it got to me, I was so glad
that that was just doubt. Yeah, love you all.
Rileasa got an amazing critique.
Crazy, cos, like, Alan Carr said, "You're funny,"
and for it to have read how it did. I'm quite chuffed with myself.
See, that's why you don't pick me last.
I'm a talented bitch.
Sorry.
Kiki, how are you, girl?
I know I could probably be the one lip-syncing
for the sheer fact of this runway.
Oh, but hey-ho,
cos I ain't going nowhere.
What about you, Zahirah?
Yeah, I probably should have put some bottoms on,
but, yeah, I'm kind of tired of this.
Like, me and Kiki in the bottom.
It just doesn't make sense to me in my head and my fantasy to, like,
have bottom streaks.
I need my redemption moment.
Dita, how do you feel?
Simon Le Bon did love my outfit. Yeah.
So hopefully that might save me
because at least I've made a full outfit, rather than just wearing
a shirt with no bottoms.
Ooh! Ooh!
It's one thing making a comment to me,
I let that slide, but now trying to take down Zahirah, too? No.
I don't think we need to bring other people down to...
I'm already down because... The judges already said that I was...
Yeah, I'm just repeating what the judges are saying.
I think it's really rude. OK.
And I think just because you're in a position of... You're in a bad...
DITA EXHALES
OK.
DITA BREATHES DEEPLY
Chanel? Chanel, Chanel. Leave her. Leave her, Chanel.
Chanel, no! Chanel, please!
Oh, I really don't think you're maybe the right one... Oh.
Imagine! You're absolutely distraught, you're bawling your eyes
out and you turn round and the first person to come for you's Chanel.
You think, "Oh, God, no."
I wasn't dissing her for her make-up. No, no, no.
I was just, you know...
DITA SNIFFLES
Reminding her.
Bitch, we all say things.
You don't need to kick out at other people. Yeah.
SHE SIGHS
I apologise for saying that.
Today is one of the hardest days of my life
because it's the anniversary of my mum's death, and...
..she never saw me in drag.
It's the anniversary of my mum's death.
I didn't want to put any of that upon the girls,
and I was hoping that I could just get through the day.
Sorry. Oh, fucking hell.
I was the one that looked after her until that point.
So, um...
Sorry.
I just hope that you're OK and that...
I can totally relate to your situation.
So, you know, it is what it is.
I've just got to wait and see if I'm lip-syncing.
And give it, like... What I want you to know is we're here for you.
Yeah. And you can let that guard down because you have us,
and we just want the best for you.
I'm sorry if I came at you in a bit of an aggressive way.
I'm sorry for Kyran's attitude, too.
It was really inappropriate.
You know what? I'd punch her.
Please do! 100%.
Just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think,
starting with Rileasa, Michelle?
The fact that she took this role and went full comedy
made me so proud of her.
It went from cute to unhinged. And it worked.
I have to say not my favourite outfit.
Not my least favourite either.
It felt sort of clownish, you know?
But she's still beautiful.
Zahirah on the runway - what was she thinking?
It was telling half the story. But I did think her performance
had a bit of charm about it.
It was so bizarre.
I'd love to have seen Kiki and Zahirah in a movie together.
Yes. Yeah.
All right. Let's move on down to Kyran.
Impeccable. It was so ridiculous that every time we saw him,
we're like, "Do it again! Do it again."
I couldn't wait to get back to Hugh Grunt.
I wanted to see more and more and more and more and more.
And the outfit blew my mind.
I felt like I was in the front row of a fashion show. Couture.
Fantastic. Let's move on down to Marmalade.
Probably the most authentic as an actor.
That actress-y kind of clipped way she talked. I really loved it.
And a very unique take on the New Romantic look.
The kids here know how to take a character and then build upon it,
and that showed in Marmalade's performance.
It showed in Marmalade's runway look.
Dita Garbo. I mean, why call yourself Dita Garbo
and then act like that? I mean, it is a slap in the face,
if there's any Garbo relatives watching.
THEY LAUGH
The opening scene, I'm literally screaming, "He's dead!"
And she's going, "Oh, bollocks."
Although the outfit was quite spectacular.
The outfit was aesthetically really gorgeous,
but there were little details that could have been finessed.
And the same goes for her performance.
Kiki Snatch. In the romcom,
she had all the subtlety of an Arnold Schwarzenegger cameo...
THEY LAUGH
..but at least she gave SOMETHING!
On the runway, however,
those pants and those boots should never be on the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
Perhaps for me, the most charismatic drag queen
that I've laid eyes on today.
Yeah, I get that. I still didn't want to buy that outfit.
Yeah. I didn't want to get anywhere near that outfit.
Silence.
I have made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.
Rileasa...
..you are safe.
You may join the other girls.
WHISPERS: Well done.
Kyran Thrax,
your Hugh Grunt was a huge hit.
Marmalade,
your Kate Whingeing.
really floated our boat.
Kyran Thrax...
..condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
Thank you so much.
And you've earned your second coveted Rue Peter badge.
# Ru, Britannia! #
Boom, bitch! Yes!
Read it and weep, baby.
APPLAUSE
Stomp, stomp.
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp!
Marmalade, you are safe.
Ohh!
LAUGHTER
You may both join the other girls.
Thank you.
Zahirah...
..you are safe. Ohh!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You may join the other girls.
Dita, Kiki,
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
I've just got to go out there, do the song.
I'm going to do it my way
and do what I do best.
Two queens stand before me.
I've consulted with the judges,
but the final decision is mine to make.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare a Lip Sync performance of Girls On Film
by Duran Duran.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
The time has come...
THUNDER CRACKS
..for you to lip-sync
for...your...life.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Looks like I'm going to have to turn it.
Sorry, Dita.
Good luck
and don't fuck it up.
MUSIC STARTS
# See them walking hand in hand across the bridge at midnight
# And I sense a rhythm humming in a frenzy all the way down her spine
# Girls on film
# Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling
# And miles of sharp blue water coming in where she lies
# The diving man's coming up for air
# Cos the crowd all love pulling Dolly by the hair
# By the hair
# And she wonders how she ever got here
# As she goes under again
# Girls on film
# Two minutes later
# Girls on film
# Got your picture
# Girls on film
# Take one last glimpse into the night
# I'm touching close I'm holding bright, holding tight
# Give me shudders in a whisper
# Take me up till I'm shooting a star
# Girls on film
# She's more than a lady
# Girls on film
# Two minutes later
# Girls on film! #
CHEERING
Well done, girls! Well done!
I've made my decision.
Kiki Snatch,
shantay, you stay.
Thank you so much.
You may join the other girls.
Thank you so much. Thank you to all of you.
I love you so much.
SHE EXHALES
WHISPERS: I'm so glad you're still here.
Dita, Dita,
D-D-D-Dita,
it was our pleasure to
m-m-m-mameetcha.
Now, sashay away.
Thank you for the experience.
It's been amazing. Love all you girls.
Thank you very much. We love you, Dita.
ALL: Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita! Dita, Dita, D-D-D—Dita!
Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita!
Thank you.
Good night...and hello.
I feel absolutely gutted to be eliminated, but I feel proud
of what I've represented.
And I've got a sisterhood which I have never had before.
So, girls, you're going to do season six proud.
When I first did drag over 25 years ago,
to think that I would reinvent myself and be here,
it's just incredible.
Condragulations, queens.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
ALL: Amen! All right.
Now let the music play!
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon. #
Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...
This year, it's all about the battle
for the Halloween number one.
It's girl group week!
Ohh!
Guys, come on! Yes!
You were the Beyonce of that Destiny's Child.
It was just so good.
I feel cheated.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Zahirah, you can do a dip, right?
I can. Yeah.
Oh, girl!
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon Blast off
# To the moon Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon Blast off
# To the moon Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon. #