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Hello, hello, hello. Hi.
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Previously,
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...
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Working in teams,
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you need to create a collection
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that includes three looks.
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I love how we've all been working
on each other's as well.
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And there's not been any fallouts
over doing stuff,
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do you know what I mean?
And that's my worry.
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I thought we were going to tear
each other apart.
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I am actually going to say goodbye
to you all.
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Oh, no. Saki...
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It was short,
but it was just amazing.
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Ciao! Have fun!
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Chanel O'Conor.
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I made this and I made Lill's suit -
steel-boned corset, trousers.
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It is phe-nomenal.
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Lill. I think it's so empowering.
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Marmalade.
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SHE PANTS
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Yeah, I want it.
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I've decided that no more queens
will be going home this week.
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GASPING
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The top three will be
lip-syncing for the win.
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Lill, you're a winner, baby!
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CHEERING
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This programme contains
some strong language
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CHEERING
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ALL CHANTING: Lill! Lill! Lill!
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We're back in the Werk Room
after the unexpected win...
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..from me!
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Lill, how does it feel to get
your flowers and get a win?
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I'm chuffed as a button! Yeah! Woo!
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I think that the others can see me
as real competition now.
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Maybe I'm a silent assassin.
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Maybe I'm going to sneak up
and steal all of the badges.
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Chanel, babe, between you and me,
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Lill has won the badge.
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How are you feeling,
considering you did make her outfit?
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SQUEALS
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Ooh! La Voix!
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I'll say this...
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I'm just glad it didn't go to Marm.
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Why? Why?
Because at the end of the day,
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I thought it was going to be
between me and you.
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And for me, I wanted that badge.
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But if I can't have it,
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I'd rather it go to you.
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OFF-SCREEN: It feels great
for Lill to win
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because she's wearing my outfit.
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Yeah, but regardless of the fact,
we all saw the Lip Sync,
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and Chanel wouldn't have won anyway.
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My skill is in sewing.
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That's why she was there.
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That is not why I was there.
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Ooh, it's getting hot in here.
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It just doesn't make any sense.
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I was really happy with the outcome,
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and Chanel seemed really happy
with the outcome...
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..until she didn't win.
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But listen, I'm curious.
Is it a jealousy thing?
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When you put two seamstresses
against each other, of course
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there's going to be jealousy.
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Of course there's going to be
a little bit of tension.
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Well, I'm not feeling that!
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Miss Marmalade, it's a competition
at the end of the day.
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And we are here for fucking badges.
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I ain't here for Facebook friends.
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OFF-SCREEN:
Literally not two minutes ago,
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she was telling RuPaul
how much we all worked together.
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Where the fuck has this come from?
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If we are picking hairs,
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I literally think me and Lill worked
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so closely together
and you chimed in
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maybe I'd say about 10% of the time.
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Ooh! This is hot!
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I'm confused.
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I thought we worked well together.
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I was... I was happy with our team,
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and I didn't hear any complaints
in the moment.
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I could have spent all day
making Lill's outfit.
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That would not have made Chanel
lip-sync to Tension by Kylie Minogue
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any better.
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So I'm not to blame the fact
that you didn't get a badge.
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I think it's about time
we take this garbage off...
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Oh, yes. ..and get the fuck
out of drag, girls.
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Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it!
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PAINED GROANING
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I'm sorry, it's bullshit.
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We should be in here celebrating
Lill and her win,
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but for some reason,
you want to tear me down
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because that's going to make
you feel better?
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When the badges get doled out,
it's... True colours are shown.
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Yeah. Yeah.
And yours have been shown, baby.
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You're in your lane.
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Don't change for nobody.
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The tea is getting hot.
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Ah!
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I feel like the Haus of Zen
are no longer zenning, baby.
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Chanel goes to help people,
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and then she'll throw you
under the bus.
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I don't know if I can trust her. No.
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Like, honestly, I would have loved
to win this challenge,
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but I'm happy for Lill.
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I'm not taking it out on her,
I'm not taking it out on...
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It was a bit weird
because it was very pointed...
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At me. ..and, like, angry at you.
Yeah. Like, I don't know.
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I just... I just feel like
maybe she's...
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I don't know, just strange.
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I do not think that Marmalade
knows that Chanel is right there
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while she's saying all of this,
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and I am obsessed!
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I don't even say it, but maybe
seeing someone as she's...
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..as a threat
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and wanting them to be knocked down.
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Are we OK?
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The way you made me feel
on the settee,
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I just really didn't like it.
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That's fine.
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Because it felt like frustration
that you didn't win a badge
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and I was the easy target... Yeah.
..is how it felt, quite frankly.
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And I'm sorry for that.
But at the end of the day,
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you and me
are the biggest seamstresses here.
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So obviously we're going to be put
against each other.
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We are here for a competition, we're
here for badges, and see,
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if I don't win something, I am going
to throw my toys out of the pram.
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I'm here to win.
I'm here to play this game.
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I'm sorry if I hurt feelings.
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I'm representing Scotland.
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It's a lot of money.
There's a lot of pressure here.
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I was such a cheerleader for you
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and felt like what you had said
on the runway,
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you had just completely backtracked
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and none of that mattered anymore,
and...
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I always thought about it
in the moment,
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but I did not say it
because it was not asked of me.
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And then in the moment, that's how
I felt and that's what I said.
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And I cannot take it back.
We just have to deal with it.
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I just feel really upset because I
feel like we got along really well.
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Yo, yo, yo. I just...
I just feel like...
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I just need a minute.
I just need a minute.
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OK, give her a sec, give her a sec.
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# RuPaul Drag Race... #
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The winner, crowned the UK's next
Drag Race Superstar,
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will receive
a cash prize of £25,000.
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Tonight, with Michelle Visage,
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Alan Carr and extra special
guest judge -
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Simon Le Bon.
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# RuPaul's Drag Race
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# May the best drag queen win
Best drag queen win. #
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CHEERING
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It's a brand-new week
in the Werk Room...
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Some people have got
some unaired grievances.
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You know, normally when people
have an argument, you're never
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there when they get to chat again?
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We're all round that table,
popcorn ready!
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Someone bring it up.
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There was a lot of tension.
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How's everybody feeling?
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Yes. I walked out of the Werk Room
because I was feeling angry,
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so I needed to remove myself
to think so that I could actually
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articulate
what I want to say to you. Growth.
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Yes, we could have this conversation
one-on-one.
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However, she started this in front
of the group, and therefore I think
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it's only right that I finish it
in front of the group.
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The statement that I was only, what,
10% in the group is,
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in the nicest way, a crock of shit.
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I think you didn't win.
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And I felt it was a part
of your personality to come back
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in here and find someone to blame.
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Between me and Lill, you maybe
thought of me as the little puppy
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that you could kick,
but that's not me at all.
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Actavia, why don't you tell everyone
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what the animal
on the Welsh flag is?
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The dragon. Exactly.
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And that is absolutely who I am.
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Chanel is being scorched
by the Welsh dragon.
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I mean, I didn't know Marmalade had
this side to her, but I love it.
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It's quite sexy, actually.
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I sat right in Untucked and I said,
"If you win, you deserve it."
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And you said the same to me.
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So then to come back in here and say
you wanted Lill to win and not me,
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you were flip-flopping more than
a haddock down at Cardiff Market.
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It's how it felt.
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I mean, it's just poetry
at this point.
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So I love you.
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I respect you.
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It's just I felt so amazing,
and you made me feel like shit.
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And no-one here is going to make me
feel like shit, especially...
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..when I crushed the challenge,
and that's all.
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I'd love to have just a moment
to kind of come back with that.
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And the first thing I want to say
is thank you.
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"The first thing I'd like to say
is thank you."
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Oh, God, for the love of haddock
in Cardiff Market, just say sorry!
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There was so many emotions
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being so close to the top.
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Then we're put against each other
in a Lip Sync.
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I went from loving you guys
of like,
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"We're a team,
we're going to do it"
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to suddenly you're my competitors.
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Bitch, I completely changed
into someone that I don't like to be
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and I am so sorry, Marmalade,
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for what I said.
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That was absolutely not fair.
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I deserve this.
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This is me hearing the hard truth
of what I've done to an individual.
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I've said it.
I can't take that back.
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I can only explain my actions.
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Marmalade, can I get a hug?
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Of course you can.
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I need to lick my wounds
and keep being me.
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But just maybe like an 80% me
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and stop being such a bitch.
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What would my mother think?
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Hello, hello, hello.
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ALL CLAMOUR
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Hi.
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You're still here?
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Yes! Yes, thankfully.
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For today's mini challenge,
I want you to come clean
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with your fellow queens and say
what you really think of them.
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NERVOUS LAUGHTER
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It's time to air your dirty laundry.
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I've got plenty of dirty laundry
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still to air out,
so let's do this.
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Oh, Brit Crew!
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ALL: Ooh!
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Whoo!
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Hello! Oily! Ooh!
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ACTAVIA: Ooh, Brit Crew!
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Wouldn't mind you doing my laundry,
darling,
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or dirtying them up. Phwoar!
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Now, each item on the clothesline
has been branded with a statement.
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First, you grab a garment,
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then you give it to the queen
who suits it best.
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Now, Lill, as the winner of last
week's Lip Sync, you go first.
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Damn! OK.
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OK...
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Oh, you went straight
for the brassiere.
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Perky. ALL: Perky. Perky? Oh, my.
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Which queen is giving
the best vibes?
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I think I know who I'll go for.
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I think you're very perky.
Thank you!
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You cheer us all up, don't you?
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Oh, yeah, of course!
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I'm positive vibes all day.
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So, Zahirah,
pick the next piece of clothing.
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What is does it say?
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Pants.
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Who is the weakest competitor?
250
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ZAHIRAH BLOWS RASPBERRY
251
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Aah! I just feel so shady.
252
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I'm sorry, baby. Zahirah!
253
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Coming from someone
who was in the bottom,
254
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I honestly couldn't care less.
255
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Charra Tea, go on over.
256
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Hmm.
257
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What do you...what do you have?
OTHERS: Ooh! Oh!
258
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Who is the most basic queen?
259
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It's time for revenge.
260
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Oh! Oh.
261
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LAUGHTER
262
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You basic bitch!
263
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,280
So, Zahirah, you are basic
and perky.
264
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RUPAUL LAUGHS
265
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Perky but basic?
266
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,680
Sounds like my Grindr bio, love.
267
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,360
Oh! Wet blanket.
268
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,200
Which queen needs to have more fun?
269
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Hmm...
270
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Here you go, baby. Oh... Oh, OK.
271
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Yeah, of course. That's fine.
272
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,800
Ooh... Him.
273
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,160
No, these.
274
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Stomping on the competition.
275
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Which queen is the strongest?
276
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CHARRA TEA LAUGHS IRONICALLY
277
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No.
278
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Oh-ho-ho! The shade!
279
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Thank you. The shade! Thank you.
280
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,280
I wasn't going to give them
to anyone else.
281
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,160
Kyran's absolutely smashing it.
282
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And also her feet stink,
283
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,880
so she deserves
a fresh pair of shoes.
284
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,360
That's right,
break those boots in.
285
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,920
And what does it say?
286
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,120
Big-headed.
287
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,520
Who has the biggest ego?
288
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,280
My nanny Voix. My nanny Voix.
289
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,040
I mean, I was two seconds away
290
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,400
from putting that cap
on my own head, but...
291
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,040
..I gave it to my sister, La Voix.
292
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,080
She understands what I mean.
293
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:16,200
I just know that you are very well
aware of your talents
294
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,600
and how good you are, so...
295
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,480
Yeah, I'll take that.
If it's a compliment. Thank you.
296
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,640
It really was a compliment.
I love you. I love you.
297
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,520
Well, it looks like we've gotten
all the dirty laundry out,
298
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,840
but I've got one more chore
for you to do.
299
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For this week's maxi challenge,
you'll be spoofing one of the UK's
300
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greatest exports -
301
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the British romcom.
302
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,160
CHEERING
303
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,160
You'll break
into two acting troupes.
304
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,200
Troupe leaders will be
our pants queen, Charra Tea...
305
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,560
Damn!
306
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,160
..and our basic queen, Zahirah.
307
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,320
OTHERS: Ooh!
308
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,200
So Charra Tea got the weakest,
309
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,680
Zahirah got basic,
310
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,120
and they're both the team captains.
311
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,960
I don't know if I want to be
in either!
312
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,840
Charra Tea, you go first.
313
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,320
I might be lactose intolerant,
but let's have some Actavia.
314
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,720
Ooh, thank you!
315
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,160
She can have a taste of this
yoghurt any day of the week.
316
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,120
Ooh, thank you!
317
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,880
I'll give her a spoonful.
318
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,040
La Voix.
319
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,560
La Voix, OK. Oh! Thank you.
320
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,080
That's lovely.
I just really like Kiki.
321
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,160
Come on, Kiki.
322
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,600
Let's have a me, me!
323
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,840
My girlfriend, Kyran.
324
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,480
Yes!
325
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,200
Let's do it, baby.
326
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,440
Come on, Marmalade.
327
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,800
Oh, me?
328
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,320
Come on over, Lill.
329
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,040
Boo!
330
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,240
Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita?
331
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,240
Hello, hello, hello.
332
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,200
Two queens left,
333
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,840
Rileasa and Chanel.
334
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,240
Why am I still here?
335
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,680
These hos gon' go pick the two
bottoms from last week before me?
336
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,560
Clearly, they don't know
what I'm bringing to the table.
337
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,520
I'm going to pick my girl Rileasa.
338
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,320
Come on over, baby!
339
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,560
All right.
340
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,040
Chanel O'Conor,
341
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,200
as the last queen standing,
342
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,800
you get to choose which team
343
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,840
you'd like to join.
344
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,160
I think I'm going to go
with Miss Zahirah.
345
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,160
Come on, baby.
346
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,840
I'm glad that Chanel picked us
347
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,000
because we are overacting,
after all.
348
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,800
So Chanel is the biggest drama queen
we've got.
349
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,600
Team Zahirah,
350
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,400
you'll be starring in the trailer
for Hate Actually.
351
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,880
LAUGHTER
352
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,440
Which means, Team Charra Tea,
353
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,760
the trailer for 40 Funerals
And A Wedding is all yours.
354
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,560
LAUGHTER
355
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,560
Thank you.
356
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,520
So, Charra Tea and Zahirah,
357
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,680
you are in charge
of assigning the roles.
358
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,880
And tomorrow, on the runway,
category is New Romantics.
359
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,800
CONTESTANTS: Yes!
360
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,120
Racers, start your engines,
361
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,680
and may the best drag queen win.
362
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,040
CHEERING
363
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,000
I want to do well in this challenge.
364
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,320
Come on, girlies. Challenge.
365
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,440
Let's do this! How exciting.
366
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,720
So I'm hoping that everyone
just picks what they want.
367
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,680
Please just make my life easier.
368
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,160
So we are starring in
40 Funerals And A Wedding.
369
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:22,400
Our film trailer is a massive
amalgamation of the most iconic
370
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,720
British romcoms.
371
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,240
How exciting is that?
372
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,000
Characters. Queen number one,
Bridget Moans -
373
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,400
posh, neurotic and not afraid
to speak her mind.
374
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,320
Ellipsis. Queen number two,
the Vicar of Dribbly.
375
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,160
She's normally on the telly,
but now she's on the big screen.
376
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,560
I think I'm going to take
the Vicar of Dribbly.
377
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,480
I want to show the judges
that I can have fun.
378
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,200
Queen number three, Rosie,
aka Kate Whingeing -
379
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,040
another posh and pretty
English rose.
380
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,400
I definitely want Rosie. I think...
381
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,960
I think she's close
to my drag character already.
382
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,640
I quite like Rosie, too.
383
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,400
Is it...?
Well, my second choice is Bridget.
384
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,119
I think I can be posh and neurotic.
385
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,359
So maybe Bridget is more me.
386
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,200
I'll go with Bridget. OK.
387
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,440
Queen four, Julia Knoberts,
388
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,680
the OG of romantic comedies,
389
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,119
the definition
of Hollywood superstar.
390
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,839
My eyes are set automatically -
391
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,119
Julia Knoberts.
392
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,359
I feel her. With my little
American twang as well -
393
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,920
can throw that in there.
394
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,000
OG leading lady.
395
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,240
Hello?
396
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,480
Finally, queen number five.
397
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,760
You can't have a romcom
without posh totty Hugh Grunt.
398
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,160
He's cocksure, horny
and frankly desperate.
399
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,840
I want to go for Hugh Grunt.
400
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:44,320
I'm not saying I am cocksure,
horny and frankly desperate,
401
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,400
but I think I can play
the role well.
402
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,800
So we've got Rosie. Mm-hm.
Bridget. Yeah.
403
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,880
The Vicar of Dribbly,
Hugh Grunt and Julia Knoberts.
404
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,920
Yeah!
405
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,600
Here you are, Miss La Voix.
Thank you.
406
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,320
Miss Kyran. Thank you, sexy.
It's like day one of rehearsal.
407
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,360
This is thick.
I'm seeing a lot of words.
408
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,120
It actually is like almost
a cacophony of storylines
409
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,000
just clashing into this,
like, great British romcom,
410
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,400
like for Christmas.
411
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,000
Queen one, Emma Frumpson,
the downtrodden,
412
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,520
slightly frumpy housewife
who has had it, officially.
413
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,800
I was thinking Emma Frumpson, maybe.
OK.
414
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,440
She's a downtrodden housewife,
415
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,640
which couldn't be further from me,
416
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,280
but I want a chance to show
417
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,920
the judges I don't have to be
perfect and gorgeous all the time.
418
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,440
Queen two, Keira Nightie.
419
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,280
She's young, single, posh.
420
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,400
In her own words,
she looks quite pretty.
421
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,640
I kind of want Keira just
because she's a bit of a slut
422
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,160
and, like, I feel like
I'm the biggest slut here.
423
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,280
I think we agree...
Right. ..on the slut thing. Right.
424
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,160
Queen three, Sammy.
425
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,840
She may only be ten years old,
but this little lady is,
426
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,640
in fact, a stalker.
427
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,680
I kind of wanted to do
something slightly different.
428
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,160
I don't know if it makes sense
for me to try to do a ten-year-old.
429
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,640
But, yeah. You'd be a very tall
ten-year-old, even on your knees.
430
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,200
That would be really funny!
431
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,840
Give me crazy little Sammy.
432
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,400
Give me crazy little Sammy!
433
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,120
Let me show you all
how crazy a bitch can be.
434
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,240
Queen four, Martine McLuncheon.
435
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,080
LAUGHTER
436
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,280
Promoted from downtrodden tea lady,
437
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,720
she's taken over
as the new prime minister.
438
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,560
I would really like Martine.
439
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,600
Mm-hm. I thought of you already,
anyway, for it.
440
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,160
Yes! Thank you. OK,
that would be my first choice.
441
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,440
I'm going to embody
all the stars of EastEnders.
442
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,520
I'm going to be a Cockney.
IMITATES ACCENT: All right, miluv?
443
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,800
Was that Cockney?
444
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,840
Queen five, Hugh Grunt.
445
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,680
This time, he's playing
second fiddle to the leading lady.
446
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,120
My first choice is Hugh Grunt.
447
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,960
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Oh, I didn't see that coming. Yeah.
448
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,280
I think that's very fun.
449
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,200
Queen six,
Karen, the flight attendant.
450
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,280
With her patronising tone,
451
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,120
this senior flight attendant
means business.
452
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,160
I want to be the flight attendant.
453
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,160
Ooh, OK! Yeah. OK.
454
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,280
I saw flight attendant,
and went, "I'm having that one."
455
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,240
Her name is Karen and she gets
to wear a suit.
456
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,000
I think I'm into that.
457
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,640
So, to be honest, I think
we've got a general consensus.
458
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,520
We are going to read through
our lines together and rehearse,
459
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,360
and let's kill this shit.
460
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,560
We are gathered here today to
join this man...
461
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,840
Ooh!
462
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,840
SIGHS
463
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,800
Oi! Who the bloody hell is making
all that racket?
464
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,960
Look over there.
465
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,440
It looks like an iceberg.
466
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,280
It's MINE!
467
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,960
Shut the hell up!
468
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,760
Zahirah, could your team
rehearse any louder?
469
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:41,080
Well, you know what? We come from
the school of overacting, darling!
470
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,840
Is there an older role for you,
Dita? Like me?
471
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,200
She's actually got the younger one.
472
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,520
Cos I look younger, darling.
473
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,000
Well, that's true.
That hat holds a lot of chins up!
474
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,680
At least I've got my own teeth.
475
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,480
ALL: Oh!
476
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,920
You know what? There was
enough tension last week,
477
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,760
let's all just smash it.
Love you all!
478
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,200
Love you! Aww! Love you!
479
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,360
Or should I say hate actually?
480
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,040
THEY LAUGH
481
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,760
We arrived to the film set and
we're being directed by Michelle.
482
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,080
I'm really nervous.
483
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,320
Hello, Queens.
484
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,600
ALL: Hi.
485
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,360
OK, so let's get set up
for scene number one.
486
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,200
I don't have much acting experience.
487
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,880
I've only really been in a
washing-up liquid commercial,
488
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,520
which was a non-speaking part.
489
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,000
Action!
490
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,160
PRETENDS TO SOB
491
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,160
There's a CD...
492
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,200
Don't...
493
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,200
SLURS SPEECH
494
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,520
..Five!
495
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,560
It's, "Fierce Force Five."
496
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,440
Don't Ick My Yum! By Fab Force Five!
497
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,200
Fierce...Force...Five.
498
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,800
Five Force... Oh, for fuck's sake!
Fierce Force five.
499
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,440
Come on, Lill, get it together.
You know this.
500
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,840
Five Force Five!
Fierce Force Five!
501
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,720
Though I didn't listen to the album
either, it's Fierce Force Five.
502
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,560
Fierce Force Five!
503
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,360
Great! Perfect!
504
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,040
And action!
505
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,840
This time of year can be
a terribly lonely time,
506
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,920
especially for a Gen Z
girlie like me.
507
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,520
Keira Knightley does these
508
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,720
little head movements and tilts
and she looks around
509
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,360
and she's got this underbite,
510
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,720
and that was what I was going for.
511
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,960
I'm sorry. It's just...
512
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,920
..really...
513
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,920
SHE PANTS
514
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,720
..hard. Watch the head movement.
515
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,440
There's a lot of head movement
going on. OK.
516
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,640
It's not my first time people
telling me to turn it down
517
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,280
just a little, little bit.
518
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,600
Teddy. Hmm...
519
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,000
..you're normally
quite a chatty man.
520
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,080
Why aren't you saying anything?
521
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,080
You might call it stalking,
522
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,440
but I call it love, actually.
523
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,840
I've gone for crazy.
524
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,320
I want to show you how
525
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,040
Rileasa can be a little bit
deranged if you ask her to be.
526
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,360
I'm going to swallow you up
like a pig in a blanket!
527
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,120
Good job, Rileasa.
528
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,400
I am really surprised at Rileasa's
acting chops,
529
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,320
because I thought she was going to
be fucking shit.
530
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,560
CHUCKLING: Oh, God!
531
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,640
Let's move on to the final
airport scene, y'all.
532
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,240
I'm living this air hostess fantasy.
533
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,240
CHANEL GROWLS
534
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,120
I've got props. I love a prop.
535
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,000
Where's your boarding pass?
536
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,040
I don't have one!
537
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,480
Well, sorry not sorry!
538
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,200
Them's the rules!
539
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,680
SHE CHUCKLES
540
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,680
And scene. Good.
541
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,760
I'm channelling freshly stubbed
token of anger.
542
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,560
I've got this in the bag, girls.
543
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,240
Oh! Hugh Grunt! Is that you?
544
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,200
GRUMBLES
GROWLS
545
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,080
Yes.
546
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,920
We came into this scene wanting
to make each other laugh as much
547
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,640
as we physically can,
because that will make the scene
548
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,800
just have that extra bit of flavour.
549
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,840
Oh... Gee... Oh...
550
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,840
GRUMBLES
551
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,960
..beg your pardon.
552
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,360
LAUGHS
553
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,840
Oh!
554
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,960
Cut!
555
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,600
She's giving me insanity
556
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,480
and I'm trying to give her pouty.
Who gurns in a romcom?
557
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,040
How can I not laugh?
558
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,240
I think that's
a wrap on Hate, Actually!
559
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,040
CHEERING
560
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,480
Well, I think that went really well.
561
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,480
Yeah, there was a few hiccups,
but I think it's going to come
562
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,080
together really nicely.
Bring on the premiere!
563
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,480
Well done, team. That was so good.
564
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,880
Hello, Queens.
565
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,200
ALL: Hello.
566
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,160
So, shall we all set up
for Scene One?
567
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,760
Let's do it!
568
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,840
So I start the scene and
I'm thinking, "Shit!" I have no
569
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,480
idea what I'm about to say.
It's all gone.
570
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,600
Here we go.
571
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:50,240
So, your fiance's just died.
572
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,520
Action!
573
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,800
Surely not.
574
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,280
Oh, bollocks!
575
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,560
Let's try it again.
576
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,600
Surely not!
577
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600
Oh, bollocks!
578
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,600
Somebody's calling to tell
you he's dead!
579
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,760
Girl, he's dead! David's dead!
580
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,360
Be more dramatic, for God's sakes!
581
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,840
Surely not.
582
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,840
GASPS
583
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,440
Oh, bollocks!
584
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,320
I feel totally unprepared.
585
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,880
I'm totally in my head
586
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,120
and I'm just wishing I was
somewhere else right now.
587
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,680
Cut. Onto the next scene.
588
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,360
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here today...
589
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:42,440
I've done a few school plays,
but I'm definitely not an actor.
590
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,360
But I've been acting like
a good drag queen
591
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,160
for the past three weeks,
so we'll see.
592
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,720
Oh, what a terrible loss for you!
593
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,200
LAUGHS
594
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,720
Everything sounds always funny
in Northern Irish. Thank you!
595
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,960
Och, how are you?
596
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,960
MICHELLE LAUGHS
597
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,640
Aren't you America's sweetheart,
Julia Knoberts?
598
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,160
That's right. OG leading lady
at your service.
599
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,080
Now get your ass out there
and go find some dick.
600
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,280
CHUCKLES
601
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,120
I think I'm doing quite well.
602
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,280
I thought I'd throw my own
stamp on it.
603
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,520
Scene. Good! Michelle didn't seem to
have a problem
604
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,560
with the Kiki stamp.
605
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,040
Oh, bugger! Not another one!
606
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,000
I'll never forget you, Jim...
John... Josephine...
607
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,440
Whatever!
608
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,280
"Oh, bugger! Not another one!"
That was perfect.
609
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:37,200
"I'll never forget you...Jim?"
610
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,360
You know? OK. Fab.
611
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,400
So far, I think my performance
is going well.
612
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,720
I'm getting a lot of really great
feedback from Michelle,
613
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,000
and I'm doing my best to put
that into my performance.
614
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,200
Wow! Look over there!
615
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,440
It looks like an iceberg!
616
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,280
You can't have a Brit romcom
without good old Hughie boy.
617
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,320
Who's the daddy now?
618
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,560
Hugh Grant just
turned into Michael Jackson?
619
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,200
LAUGHTER
620
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,040
You've got Actavia playing
Hugh Grant,
621
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,360
like, you're not going to get, like,
mask for mask.
622
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,960
Like, come on, now.
623
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,880
Not the toxic masculinity in
this house, I don't think!
624
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,160
That's a wrap.
625
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,520
Oh, my gosh! Well done, team!
626
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,240
I think our team's done well.
627
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,400
Will Richard Curtis be giving me
a call after this? Maybe not.
628
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,880
THEY LAUGH
629
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,720
So, new day!
New day in the Werk Room.
630
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,760
LAUGHTER
631
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,120
It's elimination day.
632
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,880
We finally get to see
633
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,280
our romcom trailers
634
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,440
and I'm just waiting to see
who's going to blame me
635
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,560
for their shit performance
this week.
636
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,240
HE LAUGHS
637
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,600
With this runway, girl,
New Romantics,
638
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,920
very, like, androgynistic.
639
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,360
So, like, I was around...
640
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,080
Well, I say I was around,
I was a kid.
641
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,440
Did it, like,
642
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,160
shape your queer identity or...?
Erm...
643
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,120
It wasn't till later that I kind of
started to kind of play around
644
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,720
with my own stuff.
Like your own identity? Yeah.
645
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,960
On identity, what are your pronouns?
646
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,480
So, I now go by they/them.
647
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,040
Snap. Yay!
648
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,720
Yes, they/them!
649
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,120
My whole life, I've not felt
specifically...
650
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,000
..in the gender role of a man.
651
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,320
To have something that sits in
the middle just feels really right.
652
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,560
I know what you mean.
653
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,840
I kind of rediscovered myself
during lockdown
654
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,360
and found, actually,
655
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,080
sitting with being nonbinary felt
so much more comfortable for me.
656
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,320
When I first...
657
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,480
..had those feelings of, like,
658
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,800
feeling different,
659
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,720
I didn't even know that
lesbians existed.
660
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,160
Do you know what I mean?
Cos it wasn't...
661
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,520
Definitely not trans,
like, nonbinary.
662
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,000
You know, kids these days,
663
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,960
there's experimenting and,
yes, like,
664
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,920
if I knew about all these things
growing up,
665
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,240
I would've probably experimented
too.
666
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,880
There was always times in my life
I felt I would've maybe
667
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,160
been happier as a girl,
668
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,800
but now I just realise that
that's just the sides of me
669
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,800
and that's just the way I identify.
670
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,680
When did you come out as, like,
nonbinary?
671
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,120
Probably about three years ago.
672
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,880
My dad is my only real family
member
673
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,520
and, for him, because of his age,
674
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,560
I guess it's harder for him
to comprehend.
675
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,080
Being a nonbinary person
later in life,
676
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,680
people think that
it's a younger thing,
677
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,000
but it's not something that's
just for a certain age group.
678
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,400
I also do things like bingos,
but for, like, Age UK,
679
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,680
so for the older generation.
Oh, nice.
680
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,880
I always let everybody
that's there know, like,
681
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,200
"If you've got any questions about
identity, I'm an open book."
682
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,560
Educate yourself.
683
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,680
As you get older,
you do tend to hold back,
684
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,560
and, even now, I meet people that
don't even come out as being gay
685
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,080
later in life,
686
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,240
whereas, actually, you should
explore who you are,
687
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,440
because that's going to make you
the person you are
688
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,200
for the rest of your life.
689
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,360
Let me give you that little cuddle,
690
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,960
my nonbinary sibling.
691
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,880
Oh, I love you, baby. Yin and Yang.
692
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,880
I actually noticed that you put up
this picture... I did.
693
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,960
..so who is that?
694
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,000
That's my mother, my best friend.
695
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,280
I literally couldn't ask for, like,
a better mum.
696
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,160
Those pictures look really cute.
697
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,640
That's my mother,
698
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,240
my big brother and my little sister.
699
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,640
And this is me and my dad. Aw!
700
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,360
He passed away
a couple of years back.
701
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,680
He had cancer. Erm...
702
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,040
He...
703
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,080
..was my rock,
he was my everything.
704
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,600
My dad was, like, really masculine,
705
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,640
but he always told me he loved me
706
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,440
and he always supported me.
707
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Whether I was selling cookies
in the playground
708
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,640
or whether I'm a drag queen
in the club,
709
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,000
he always was cheering me on.
710
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,800
Like, a lot of dads don't
necessarily know how to act
711
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,680
when it comes to, like, their sons
being drag queens or... Yeah.
712
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,760
He actually told me that if
we had stayed in the Philippines,
713
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,040
that he would've entered me into
all of the pageants. Oh, my God!
714
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,880
So, actually, me auditioning
for this show,
715
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,000
it's like what bigger pageant
can I enter
716
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,920
that will make my dad just proud?
717
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,720
Before he died,
with the little amount of words
718
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,240
that he could muster up,
719
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:18,040
my dad told me to never stop doing
what you love doing,
720
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,200
and that's why I'm here today,
721
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,120
because my dad would've
wanted me to thrive
722
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,360
and I carry him with me
wherever I go.
723
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,440
Whether it's back home,
or on this runway,
724
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,720
or in this Werk Room, like,
725
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,400
I can feel him right now.
726
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,080
I had an abundance of love
shown to me,
727
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,760
so I'm so, so grateful for the time
that I did have with him.
728
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,560
He would... Not would've been proud
of you, he IS proud of you.
729
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,880
Keep that spirit with you, because
you're literally smashing it.
730
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,160
I love you.
731
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,120
RU CACKLES
732
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,880
# Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk
733
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,720
# Head to toe,
let your whole body talk
734
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,680
# And what? #
735
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
736
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,920
Now, what would the title of
your romcom be?
737
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,440
Coming In America,
where, obviously, I play America.
738
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,160
RU LAUGHS
739
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,320
OK.
740
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,560
The super spexy Alan Carr.
741
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,720
Now, what would your romcom
be called?
742
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,720
Oh, that's so easy.
743
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,240
My Big Fat Greek Penis.
744
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,040
LAUGHTER
745
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,200
OK. One ticket sold.
746
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,160
And our extra-special guest,
747
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,920
Simon Le Bon.
748
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,400
Now, are you excited to see our
girls on film?
749
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,600
Ru, you've got to know,
I'm hungry like the wolf.
750
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,240
Who writes this stuff?
751
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,240
LAUGHTER
752
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,920
Oh, yes!
753
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,080
We're so happy that you're here.
754
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,880
This week, we challenged our queens
to act like movie stars.
755
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,680
And tonight, on the runway,
756
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,880
category is New Romantics.
757
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,160
Racers, start your engines
758
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,560
and may the best drag queen win.
759
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,800
# The world is your runway... #
760
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,920
Up first...
761
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,720
Ooh, I can see her
Napoleon Bonaparte.
762
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,560
LAUGHTER
763
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,280
When I think of New Romantics,
764
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,680
I think of frills,
historical elements, Goth.
765
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,680
It's so many different things
all slapped together.
766
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,280
I thought it was Mince Charming.
767
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,880
LAUGHTER
768
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,240
I've got a military jacket
in the style of Adam Ant,
769
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,640
a bit of Siouxsie Sioux,
all of my favourite inspirations
770
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,040
smushed together
in one fabulous Lill-shaped package.
771
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,280
What's Lill's favourite letter?
772
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,640
I don't know. What is it?
773
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,320
Rrrr!
774
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,320
LAUGHTER
775
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,520
The best thing about this outfit
is the shirt,
776
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,400
because my mum made it!
777
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,840
Hi, Mum!
778
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,120
Well, you've heard of Adam Ant,
right?
779
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,719
Yeah. Well, this is Madame Ant.
780
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,239
Perfect!
781
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,400
New Romantics, for me,
it's just so super cool.
782
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,920
It's sexy, it's a bit punky.
783
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,239
Eyeliner, lipstick, frills,
Boy George, Duran Duran,
784
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,440
what more do you want?
785
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,080
SIMON: It's a view to a frill!
786
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,639
LAUGHTER
787
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:30,920
I am serving the biggest pouffe
you've ever seen on a runway.
788
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,600
I'm showing me knickers.
789
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,000
I mean, the camel wants
its toe back,
790
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,719
but we're wearing it well.
791
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,560
Everybody loves a New Romantic
pouffe...sleeve.
792
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,679
LAUGHTER
793
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,719
Do I look good or do I look like
I've just got out of bed?
794
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,040
I can't work it out!
795
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,159
You know when you get out of bed
796
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,480
and you can't find
your pyjama bottoms?
797
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,679
That's what I'm serving.
798
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,719
She puts the puss in pussybow.
799
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,199
Hey!
800
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,880
I am giving you New Romantics.
801
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,560
She's just come off her ship.
802
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,280
She's giving you a little bit of
the island flavour
803
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,600
round the little, like, you know...
804
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,240
Is it a gilet? I don't know,
I'm not a fashionista.
805
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,440
Is that Rihanna Take A Bow? Yes!
806
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,200
SIMON: Take A Bow Wow Wow.
807
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,400
Yes! Yes!
808
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,000
I'm giving you full-on dreadlock
realness.
809
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,240
If the islands were to do
New Romantics,
810
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,000
this is how we'd do it,
you know what I mean?
811
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,640
Like, Christopher Columbus
could never, OK?
812
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Where's she got that peg leg hiding?
LAUGHTER
813
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,840
She's delicious.
814
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,080
Eat it up!
815
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,280
I know you hungry.
816
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,560
Next...
817
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,960
This is awkward, I think she forgot
her trousers.
818
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,560
For my New Romantics look,
819
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,440
I am giving you ruffles, honey.
820
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,040
When the going gets cuff,
821
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,320
the cuffs get going.
822
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,480
That's right.
823
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,720
My make-up is stunning.
824
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,480
It's giving Blitz Club,
it's giving editorial.
825
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,200
SIMON: Adam and the Pants.
826
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,760
No, it's Sleevie Wonder.
827
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,800
LAUGHTER
828
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,600
The judges are reacting to these
oversized sleeves like no other.
829
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,760
Let me flail them about and let me
just drag them down the runway.
830
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,200
Oh, SLEEVE Zahirah alone!
831
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,160
Up next...
832
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,480
I'm super excited for this runway,
833
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,120
cos it feels very quintessential
Kyran. This is my drag.
834
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,480
Loofah?
835
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,440
I don't even know her.
836
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,240
So, I am serving you
my interpretation of New Romantics,
837
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:30,000
a fusion of glam rock
and the romantic period.
838
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,360
You spin me right round, baby.
839
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,520
My silhouette is wild.
840
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,240
My body should not look like this.
841
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,360
My cinch is at, like, my knees,
842
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,840
but it feels great.
843
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,520
Dead or alive?
844
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,240
I'm going to go with dead. OK.
845
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,320
I am feeling so New Romantic
in my new era
846
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,520
of not being a bitch.
847
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,960
I'm sorry, Chanel's all tied up
right now.
848
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Can you call her back?
849
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,400
I had all these spare ties
kicking about and I thought,
850
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,520
"Do you know what? "It'd be so fun
to just make a skirt out of ties."
851
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,800
Oh, baby, she's giving me
some WestWOOD.
852
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,960
Mm!
853
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,680
I also made this tiny,
ridiculous, stupid hat
854
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,240
in about eight minutes.
855
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,880
Up next...
856
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,840
I am serving David Bowie
857
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,680
meets 19th century military wear,
858
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,840
with a gorgeous pastel palette.
859
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,880
Oh, Ziggy Stardusty Springfield!
860
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,400
LAUGHTER
861
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,720
There are so many details
in this look.
862
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,800
On my chest,
I have queer '80s motifs,
863
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,800
I have horses, I have ballerinas,
864
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,240
I have everything
but the kitchen sink.
865
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,600
I hear her favourite band is
UltraCOCKS.
866
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,560
LAUGHTER
867
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,360
I am strutting,
I am swishing this cape,
868
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,800
and I am trying not to trip over it.
869
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,080
Makes me want to SCARF.
870
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,000
LAUGHTER
871
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,960
I'm presenting if Prince
872
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,320
and Austin Powers had a love child.
873
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,160
Ooh! Come on, Purple Rain.
874
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,600
SIMON: Oh, this is fabulous.
875
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,120
ACTAVIA: So, I'm walking down
the runway
876
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,600
and I can see Simon Le Bon,
and phwoar!
877
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,160
I am liking the look of what I see.
I mean...
878
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,120
Ooh, hello, Daddy!
879
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,640
Eeeoww!
880
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,040
LAUGHTER
881
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,360
Somebody ask for some cream?
882
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,680
I feel so, so sexy.
883
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,560
I am splattering my Purple Rain
all over the judges.
884
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,560
ACTAVIA LAUGHS
885
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,440
Up next...
886
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,080
She ain't nothing
but a hound's-tooth.
887
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,400
LAUGHTER
888
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,200
I'm serving hound's-tooth
and dog's-tooth stripes,
889
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,960
with a splash of red.
890
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,120
She's raised the bar...code.
891
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,800
I wasn't a New Romantic,
because I was a child,
892
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,400
but, for me, it was really
interesting to see men in make-up
893
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,600
for the first time.
894
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,400
Who let the dog's-tooth out?
895
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,200
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
896
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,920
Up next...
897
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,120
I am serving you pirate-esque
898
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,200
leather and doily fashion,
899
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,800
with a little spring, spring,
sparkle, sparkle moment.
900
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,240
THEY LAUGH
901
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,920
Hello, Doily.
902
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,240
LAUGHTER
903
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,760
I am walking this in a different
type of character
904
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920
and my body is doing exactly
what I need it to do,
905
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,960
and I feel very, very gorgeous.
906
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,720
Lacers, start your engines.
907
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,200
MICHELLE LAUGHS
908
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:43,640
The judges, I see them
eating all of this up.
909
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,000
And so they should,
910
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,600
cos I am scrumptious.
911
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,600
Up next...
912
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:54,760
The Blitz Club had an amazing
selection of incredible
913
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,120
queer artists, and Leigh Bowery was
one of the main ones,
914
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,280
and I just wanted to pay homage
to them.
915
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,120
Charra Tea, as Leigh Bowery.
916
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:08,880
Yes, I am head-to-toe covered
in orange rhinestones.
917
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,280
I look like I've got
a dodgy spray tan,
918
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,760
but I'm loving it.
919
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,880
Forgive her. She's a bit...rusty.
920
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,200
Part of me was a little bit worried
that my reference was too obscure,
921
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,160
but Leigh is such an icon,
922
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,680
Ru's probably partied with them
once or twice.
923
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,840
# Like the world is your runway. #
924
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,200
Welcome, queens.
925
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:36,160
Time for the world debut
of your romcom trailers.
926
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,760
First up, Hate Actually.
927
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,440
ALAN: This Christmas,
928
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,280
there's something special
in the air.
929
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,760
Big juicy bird coming through.
930
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,480
And I'm not just talking
about the turkey!
931
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,120
Gosh, Emma, if you hadn't have
taken me in this Christmas,
932
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,960
I'd be ruddy buggered.
933
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,240
This time of year can be
extremely...
934
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,640
SHE SIGHS
935
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,920
..lonely.
936
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,640
I'm sorry, it's just...really...
937
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,280
SHE PANTS
938
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,800
..hard.
939
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,200
Well, yes, I can see how terribly
tragic that would be for you.
940
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,600
Now, tuck in.
941
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,200
That bird's not going to eat itself.
942
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,560
Let me help.
943
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,600
What will it be, big boy?
944
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,080
The breast or the thigh?
945
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,800
Oh, Karen!
946
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,400
Familiar faces are found
on every corner.
947
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh, Hugh Grunt!
948
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Is that you?
949
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,360
Yes...
950
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,360
HUGH GRUNT BABBLES
951
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,200
Yes, I suppose it is.
952
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,680
My gosh!
953
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,160
I've missed those
big tree trunk thighs.
954
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,040
Oi, bore off!
955
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,720
Fat shaming was so 2003.
956
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,960
Anyway, I wasn't even fat!
957
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,040
Yes, yes, it's good to see you,
Martine.
958
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,520
No, no, you're...
Oh, beg your pardon.
959
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,760
Prime Minister. Yeah.
960
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,040
A little bit of love goes a long,
long, way.
961
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,280
Teddy,
you might call it stalking,
962
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,400
but I call it love, actually.
963
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,040
I love you, Alan.
964
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,040
LAUGHTER
965
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,680
And when I find you,
966
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,160
I'm going to hug you
and swallow you up
967
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,480
like a pig in a blanket.
968
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,560
Oh, should I be worried?
969
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,080
Oh, darlings!
970
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,080
Sounds like...
971
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,320
..diamonds.
972
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,800
Oh!
973
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,240
Oh, God.
974
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,160
No!
975
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,800
It's a CD.
976
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,960
Don't Ick My Yum
by Fierce Force Five!
977
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,160
# If you wanna be-be my hun... #
Ooh, yeah!
978
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,120
Ooh, yeah!
Stop icking my man's yum!
979
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,080
He's MINE!
980
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,600
Ah! Ah!
981
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,480
Now, does anyone else want stuffing?
982
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,720
Drag Race UK Pictures presents...
983
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Everything OK out there, babe?
984
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:06,880
Tell him
it's the Frock Destroyers.
985
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,720
It's the Frock Destroyers, darling.
986
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,920
Don't worry.
987
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,560
# I wanna break up
988
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,160
# Bye-bye... #
989
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,480
Look, I haven't got all night.
990
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,360
# Maybe I'll see you in
the next life
991
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,520
# Don't wanna make up... #
992
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,640
What?!
993
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560
# Tell you why
994
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,560
# Cos I'm a superstar,
so let's B-R-E-A-K
995
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,960
# Break up
Break up
996
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,360
# Bye-bye... #
997
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,920
How dare you!
998
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,920
# Maybe I'll see you
in the next life
999
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,200
# You've officially been
Frock Destroyed
1000
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,520
# Break up. #
1001
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,560
Common?! Are you having a bloody
laugh? This is meant to be my,
1002
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,240
# Perfect moment! #
1003
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,480
Not yours!
1004
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,920
I'm going to stick those boards
where the sun don't shine.
1005
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,760
The rain in Spain stays mainly
on the plain!
1006
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,280
Now get out of my pub!
1007
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,280
LAUGHTER
1008
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Do you believe in a thing
called love?
1009
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,840
I knew that tracking device
would do the trick.
1010
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,160
Look, Teddy, that's Alan's flight.
1011
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,600
Quick, run. Ooh.
1012
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,440
Where do you think you're going?
1013
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,640
Where's your boarding card?
1014
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,160
I don't have one.
1015
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,400
Let me have a look.
1016
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,000
KEYBOARD CLACKS
1017
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,240
SHE GRUNTS
1018
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,560
It's a Christmas miracle.
1019
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,960
We've found one last seat
on one last flight
1020
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,120
at a bargain price
1021
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:22,120
of £2,569, please.
1022
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,160
I'm only ten years old.
I don't have that kind of money.
1023
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,640
Look over there. Huh?
1024
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,680
LAUGHTER
1025
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,200
This season, all you need is...
1026
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,560
DOORBELL RINGS
1027
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,200
ALL: # We wish you a crappy
Christmas
1028
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,000
# We wish you a crappy Christmas
1029
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,440
# We wish you a crappy Christmas
and a hateful New Year. #
1030
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Oh, he was quite sexy, actually.
1031
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,520
Oh, Hugh, give it a bloody rest!
1032
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,680
If you can't hate yourself,
1033
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,200
how in the hell are you going to
hate somebody else?
1034
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,080
LAUGHTER
1035
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,480
APPLAUSE
1036
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,000
Next up, Forty Funerals
and a Wedding.
1037
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,480
ALAN: This summer,
1038
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,240
you are cordially invited to the
most anticipated wedding
1039
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,800
of the decade.
1040
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,120
"Dear diary,
1041
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,160
"it's my 384th month of
being single,
1042
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,880
"but, plot twist,
1043
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,280
"this wanton sex goddess has finally
found Mr Right.
1044
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,720
"Whoo!"
1045
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,960
PHONE RINGS
1046
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,840
INDISTINCT PHONE CHATTER
1047
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,640
Surely not!
1048
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,920
Oh!
1049
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,600
Bollocks!
1050
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,080
Who said that romance was dead?
1051
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,520
Dearly beloved,
1052
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,800
we are gathered today
to join this ma...
1053
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,080
BRIDGET SOBS
1054
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,840
Drag Race UK Pictures
proudly presents...
1055
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,000
Wrong service!
1056
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
This man is clearly dead.
1057
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,360
Phwoar!
1058
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,360
And pretty hot too.
1059
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,560
What a terrible loss for you.
1060
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,280
Tell me about it. Cue another sequel
where I'm single.
1061
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,200
Again.
1062
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,280
Featuring a galaxy of A-listers,
1063
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,320
Kate Whingeing is Rosie.
1064
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,880
You think YOU'VE got
a bad track record?
1065
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,920
Men are like ships,
1066
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,920
once they go down,
there's no coming back up for air.
1067
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,360
Screw 'em!
1068
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,440
I choose wine and RuPaul!
1069
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,160
# Guess who's back in the house... #
1070
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,600
Can I get an amen up in here?
1071
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,120
BRIDGET AND ROSIE: Amen!
1072
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,680
Oh, chug! Chug! Chug!
1073
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,680
BRIDGET AND ROSIE:
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1074
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,240
But these ladies are about to get
the ultimate wake-up call.
1075
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,040
LULLABY PLAYS
THEY SNORE
1076
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,080
Rise and shine, ladies. Oh!
1077
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,520
STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS
1078
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,880
Aren't you America's sweetheart,
Julia Knoberts?
1079
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,160
ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS
1080
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,920
That's right. And, let's face it,
1081
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,200
you Brits SUCK at romance.
1082
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,480
So, I'm here to help.
1083
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,520
THEY GASP
1084
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,800
Now, get your ass out there
1085
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,400
and go find some dick.
1086
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,880
Featuring every single tried
and tested Hollywood plot line ever.
1087
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,800
Oh, wow, Jack,
1088
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,840
you really painted me like one of
your French girls.
1089
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Wow, look over there!
1090
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,360
It looks like an iceberg.
1091
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,520
Oh, bugger! Not another one!
1092
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,360
I'll never forget you.
1093
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,200
Jim...
1094
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,880
John? Whatever!
1095
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:53,400
And starring the only male actor
who ever seems to get cast
1096
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,240
in these types of films -
1097
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,560
Hugh Grunt.
1098
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,920
Oh, come on, you can't have a Brit
romcom without good old Hughy boy.
1099
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,680
I don't make the rules, hon.
1100
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,520
But who will get taken up the aisle?
1101
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,760
I'm just a beautiful Hollywood
movie star,
1102
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,600
standing in front of an almost
as attractive Hollywood movie star,
1103
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,400
asking him to love her.
1104
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,120
No offence, ladies,
1105
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,680
but we're probably looking at
a bigger box office smash
1106
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,560
if I hook up with this one.
1107
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Julia, will you?
1108
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,960
What a cow!
1109
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,000
It's 2024, can't we see how
problematic this is?
1110
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,800
We know what bloody year it is.
1111
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,600
You're not the only one with
a sodding diary!
1112
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,720
Will they ever find love?
1113
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,240
No! No! No!
1114
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,920
Oh, who gives a fuck?
1115
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,400
LAUGHTER
1116
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,560
APPLAUSE
1117
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,600
When I call your name,
please step forward.
1118
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,800
Lill.
1119
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,200
La Voix.
1120
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,760
Chanel O'Conor.
1121
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,600
Actavia.
1122
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,560
Charra Tea.
1123
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,120
Ladies, you are all safe.
1124
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,000
You may leave the stage.
1125
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,360
Now it's time for the judges'
critiques.
1126
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,880
Up first, Rileasa Slaves.
1127
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,960
You had the hardest challenge.
1128
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:36,000
You were a cute, deranged stalker
with a penchant for Alan Carr.
1129
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,160
I love you, Alan.
1130
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,440
You are St Lucia's answer
to Judi Dench.
1131
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,880
Tonight, this is so beautiful.
Are those St Lucian colours?
1132
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,040
I try to bring the islands,
you know? Just all looks beautiful.
1133
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,120
I love the outfit.
I think you all did an amazing job.
1134
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,360
And, Simon, you remember
the New Romantics?
1135
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,880
There was a lot of different looks.
1136
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,400
A lot of people, they were raiding
their mums' and dads' closets
1137
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:03,320
to find clothes. I remember I found
my grandmother's suede jacket,
1138
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,480
which I managed to squeeze into.
1139
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,880
That was my favourite piece
of clothing.
1140
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,200
So, Rileasa, I thought your comic
timing was really spot-on.
1141
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,400
Very funny. She's a comedian.
1142
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,040
Thank you.
1143
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,000
Up next, Zahirah.
1144
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,520
Your physical comedy was on point.
1145
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,560
When you put that turkey
on your head,
1146
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,360
the way you were staggering made it
even more funny.
1147
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,400
I thought you had some good moments.
1148
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,320
It just missed it a little bit
for me.
1149
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,880
I don't think you quite got there.
1150
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,560
I think it was a bit frenetic.
1151
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,920
And speaking of missing, I think
you're missing your pants tonight.
1152
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,440
It literally looks like you forgot
to put the bottom on.
1153
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,320
It looks like a failed escape
attempt from Holloway Prison,
1154
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,160
but I think
your make-up is amazing.
1155
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,200
Yeah, it is.
That's very authentic.
1156
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,360
How did you do the research
on the New Romantics?
1157
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,760
I just looked at
Vivienne Westwood runways.
1158
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,600
There was a lot of pirate-y
oversized-ness,
1159
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,640
and I wanted to bring that
on the top half.
1160
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,280
Yeah, I totally agree
with the bottom half, though.
1161
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,480
All right.
Up next, Kyran Thrax.
1162
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,960
When people start to do a parody,
they think,
1163
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,040
"Oh, you've just got
to impersonate the person."
1164
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,560
But that's not true.
1165
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,480
What you've got to do is hone in
on one certain element.
1166
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,200
You picked up Hugh Grant's
staccato delivery,
1167
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,760
his shuffling, his bumbling.
1168
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,440
Yes. Oh. Oh. Yes!
1169
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,960
You had him down to a T.
1170
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,120
I thought it was
fan-freaking-tastic.
1171
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,000
Tonight on the runway,
you did your own thing
1172
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,760
and it just makes sense.
1173
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,600
And I'm going to say, I want
to see a different style
1174
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,120
of make-up - just once.
OK. Stunning.
1175
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,920
I find your look really quite
unsettling.
1176
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,600
Oh! I was thinking all weird
kind of things
1177
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,680
when you were on the runway.
1178
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,600
Yes, indeed. Now let's talk
about your Hugh Grunt.
1179
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,880
I have a feeling he's going to love
your impersonation of him.
1180
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,920
I was praying he was not
the guest judge!
1181
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,840
Please! It seemed like you were
having a lot of fun.
1182
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,200
So much fun.
And working with La Voix,
1183
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,040
it was just the most fun
I could imagine happening here.
1184
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,280
Thank you.
1185
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,000
Up next, Marmalade.
1186
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,480
Look at you.
1187
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,600
Like Barbara Cartland and Adam Ant
have had a love child.
1188
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,800
ALL LAUGH
1189
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,320
Loved your performance.
1190
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,400
Sometimes you can deliver
a line by just being good
1191
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,000
and knowing what you're doing.
1192
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,040
You were probably
the most believable.
1193
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,560
Men are like ships.
1194
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,880
Once they go down, there's no
coming back up for air.
1195
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,840
I thought you did a really,
really good job.
1196
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,200
I love your outfit.
1197
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,000
You know, David Bowie was such
an important person
1198
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,480
for the New Romantics.
1199
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,800
I personally was a massive fan and
my favourite album
1200
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,080
is Aladdin Sane, and this is
what I'm getting from you right now.
1201
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,520
Did you put this outfit together?
Yes.
1202
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,200
These are plastic toys from charity
shops...
1203
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,840
Of course they are!
1204
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,720
..painted and sculpted on here.
1205
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,960
It is so gorgeous.
The feedback is amazing.
1206
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,640
Thank you all so much.
1207
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,280
Up next, Dita Garbo.
1208
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,840
I thought you got lost.
1209
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,120
It wasn't bad acting.
1210
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,800
It was a bit like one of those soaps
you get in the daytime.
1211
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,680
Oh?! Bollocks.
1212
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,280
I was watching going, "Oh, yeah,"
1213
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,800
and then I realised, "Oh, no, no."
1214
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,800
Dita, have you ever seen
Bridget Jones?
1215
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,520
A long time ago, shall we say.
1216
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,160
You weren't getting
the essence of who she is.
1217
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,080
I felt like you were watching
yourself outside in.
1218
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:18,200
I think your look, the mixture
of the houndstooth and the stripes,
1219
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,360
this would be the most authentic
New Romantic outfit today.
1220
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,800
Acting wasn't the best thing
out there.
1221
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,200
But let's not talk about that.
1222
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,840
Thank you.
1223
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,320
The acting... Alan's right.
1224
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,480
You needed to push
through a little bit more.
1225
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,880
Acting isn't my thing.
1226
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,400
So I was really in my head,
and it was just...
1227
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,480
..yeah, hard to shake it out,
I guess.
1228
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,800
In the first few weeks,
you felt tentative
1229
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,360
and I asked you about that.
1230
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,760
And I think your answer was, you
were surveying the battleground.
1231
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,720
I think it's time to...
1232
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:50,280
Battle.
Yes, to battle, exactly.
1233
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,360
Up next, Kiki Snatch.
1234
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,200
Every time you came on the screen,
boom, it was a shot in the arm.
1235
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,760
Get your ass out there
and go find some dick!
1236
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,640
I just wish you'd put a bit
of that energy into your outfit.
1237
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,200
It's very, very simple.
1238
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,160
You have what it takes,
but you have to elevate yourself,
1239
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,480
otherwise you'll get lost
in the sauce.
1240
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,880
I wasn't looking at the outfit.
1241
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,560
I was just looking at the way
you slinked across the stage,
1242
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,520
and all that energy that you put
into your acting.
1243
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,400
You put it into the way you moved.
1244
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,240
Your energy in the rom-com, it felt
that you were in a different movie.
1245
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,880
Now, let's talk about this outfit.
It doesn't work.
1246
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,840
You've got a lot of different
storylines going on here,
1247
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,520
and they just don't meet up.
1248
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,640
I wanted it to be so toned down
and to me,
1249
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:40,840
but I think I kind of misconstrued
the whole...like, more.
1250
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,480
You're naturally talented,
so you have to get your look on par
1251
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,520
with what you naturally have.
1252
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,760
Absolutely. Thank you so much.
Thank you, queens.
1253
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,200
I think we've heard enough.
1254
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,560
While you untuck in the Werk Room,
1255
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,040
the judges and I will deliberate.
1256
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,680
You may leave the stage.
1257
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,960
Here's to none of us going
home first.
1258
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,280
Whoo! Yeah, I'll drink to that.
1259
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,760
We're back in untucked,
and I'm safe again.
1260
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,320
Oh, I dropped my badge!
Oh, I didn't get one again.
1261
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,400
Why am I not in the top?
I really felt I did a bit better
1262
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,280
than some of the other queens
I'm sat here with.
1263
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,040
ACTAVIA:
What do we think about bottom?
1264
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,040
Do you think Zahirah?
1265
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,600
Yeah, I think her and maybe
Dita's in trouble, unfortunately.
1266
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,760
The spotlight is on.
1267
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,480
Someone has to go home. Yeah.
1268
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,400
SLURPING
1269
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,800
Whew!
1270
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,040
Here they are!
ALL: Hello! Hi, girlies.
1271
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,200
Oh... Oh, my God.
1272
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,480
Oh, my God.
1273
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,760
So, girls, what happened?
1274
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,040
It was amazing.
I feel really good.
1275
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,680
I mean, I can't really remember,
to be honest. It was kind of a blur.
1276
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,320
Michelle wanted you to switch
your make-up up, didn't she?
1277
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,840
Oh, yeah.
1278
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,680
Data, you never normally speak,
and now you pipe up.
1279
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,800
Go learn your Lip Sync.
1280
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,200
Can I be quite honest?
Looking at those trailers,
1281
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,640
I was prepared to lip-sync, and then
when it got to me, I was so glad
1282
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,280
that that was just doubt.
Yeah, love you all.
1283
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,000
Rileasa got an amazing critique.
1284
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,040
Crazy, cos, like, Alan Carr said,
"You're funny,"
1285
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,040
and for it to have read how it did.
I'm quite chuffed with myself.
1286
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,560
See, that's why
you don't pick me last.
1287
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,600
I'm a talented bitch.
1288
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:15,960
Sorry.
1289
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,120
Kiki, how are you, girl?
1290
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:21,240
I know I could probably be
the one lip-syncing
1291
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:24,120
for the sheer fact
of this runway.
1292
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,480
Oh, but hey-ho,
1293
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,400
cos I ain't going nowhere.
1294
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,960
What about you, Zahirah?
1295
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,560
Yeah, I probably should have put
some bottoms on,
1296
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,280
but, yeah, I'm kind
of tired of this.
1297
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,680
Like, me and Kiki in the bottom.
1298
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:41,400
It just doesn't make sense to me
in my head and my fantasy to, like,
1299
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,000
have bottom streaks.
1300
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,120
I need my redemption moment.
1301
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,760
Dita, how do you feel?
1302
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,360
Simon Le Bon did love my outfit.
Yeah.
1303
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,720
So hopefully that might save me
1304
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:56,120
because at least I've made a full
outfit, rather than just wearing
1305
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,720
a shirt with no bottoms.
1306
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,240
Ooh! Ooh!
1307
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,640
It's one thing
making a comment to me,
1308
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,680
I let that slide, but now trying
to take down Zahirah, too? No.
1309
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,600
I don't think we need to bring other
people down to...
1310
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,600
I'm already down because... The
judges already said that I was...
1311
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,880
Yeah, I'm just repeating
what the judges are saying.
1312
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,680
I think it's really rude. OK.
1313
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:19,000
And I think just because you're in a
position of... You're in a bad...
1314
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,760
DITA EXHALES
1315
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,760
OK.
1316
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,680
DITA BREATHES DEEPLY
1317
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,680
Chanel? Chanel, Chanel.
Leave her. Leave her, Chanel.
1318
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,640
Chanel, no! Chanel, please!
1319
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,000
Oh, I really don't think
you're maybe the right one... Oh.
1320
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,200
Imagine! You're absolutely
distraught, you're bawling your eyes
1321
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,400
out and you turn round and the first
person to come for you's Chanel.
1322
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,240
You think, "Oh, God, no."
1323
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,720
I wasn't dissing her for her
make-up. No, no, no.
1324
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,600
I was just, you know...
1325
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,600
DITA SNIFFLES
1326
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,240
Reminding her.
1327
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,560
Bitch, we all say things.
1328
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,760
You don't need to kick out
at other people. Yeah.
1329
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,080
SHE SIGHS
1330
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,320
I apologise for saying that.
1331
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,520
Today is one of the hardest days
of my life
1332
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,360
because it's the anniversary
of my mum's death, and...
1333
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,440
..she never saw me in drag.
1334
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,800
It's the anniversary of
my mum's death.
1335
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,400
I didn't want to put any of that
upon the girls,
1336
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,480
and I was hoping that I could
just get through the day.
1337
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,680
Sorry. Oh, fucking hell.
1338
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,600
I was the one that looked
after her until that point.
1339
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,040
So, um...
1340
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,960
Sorry.
1341
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,520
I just hope that you're OK
and that...
1342
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:42,400
I can totally relate
to your situation.
1343
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,000
So, you know, it is what it is.
1344
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,040
I've just got to wait and see
if I'm lip-syncing.
1345
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,360
And give it, like... What I want you
to know is we're here for you.
1346
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,280
Yeah. And you can let that guard
down because you have us,
1347
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,160
and we just want the best for you.
1348
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,240
I'm sorry if I came at you in a bit
of an aggressive way.
1349
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,360
I'm sorry for Kyran's attitude, too.
1350
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,960
It was really inappropriate.
1351
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,120
You know what? I'd punch her.
1352
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,560
Please do! 100%.
1353
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,280
Just between us squirrel friends,
1354
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,120
what do you think,
1355
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,520
starting with Rileasa, Michelle?
1356
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,760
The fact that she took this role
and went full comedy
1357
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,680
made me so proud of her.
1358
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,960
It went from cute to unhinged.
And it worked.
1359
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,840
I have to say not my favourite
outfit.
1360
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,720
Not my least favourite either.
1361
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,640
It felt sort of clownish, you know?
1362
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,520
But she's still beautiful.
1363
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,800
Zahirah on the runway -
what was she thinking?
1364
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,880
It was telling half the story.
But I did think her performance
1365
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,400
had a bit of charm about it.
1366
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,120
It was so bizarre.
1367
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:46,520
I'd love to have seen Kiki
and Zahirah in a movie together.
1368
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,160
Yes. Yeah.
1369
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,160
All right.
Let's move on down to Kyran.
1370
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,040
Impeccable. It was so ridiculous
that every time we saw him,
1371
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,960
we're like,
"Do it again! Do it again."
1372
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,520
I couldn't wait to get back
to Hugh Grunt.
1373
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,600
I wanted to see more and more
and more and more and more.
1374
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,800
And the outfit blew my mind.
1375
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,400
I felt like I was in the front
row of a fashion show. Couture.
1376
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,760
Fantastic.
Let's move on down to Marmalade.
1377
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,360
Probably the most authentic
as an actor.
1378
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,440
That actress-y kind of clipped way
she talked. I really loved it.
1379
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,400
And a very unique take
on the New Romantic look.
1380
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:22,000
The kids here know how to take
a character and then build upon it,
1381
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,200
and that showed in Marmalade's
performance.
1382
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,440
It showed in Marmalade's
runway look.
1383
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,120
Dita Garbo. I mean,
why call yourself Dita Garbo
1384
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,280
and then act like that?
I mean, it is a slap in the face,
1385
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,240
if there's any Garbo relatives
watching.
1386
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,640
THEY LAUGH
1387
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:43,160
The opening scene, I'm literally
screaming, "He's dead!"
1388
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,120
And she's going, "Oh, bollocks."
1389
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,680
Although the outfit was quite
spectacular.
1390
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,680
The outfit was aesthetically
really gorgeous,
1391
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:55,320
but there were little details
that could have been finessed.
1392
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,800
And the same goes
for her performance.
1393
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,440
Kiki Snatch. In the romcom,
1394
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,760
she had all the subtlety
of an Arnold Schwarzenegger cameo...
1395
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,920
THEY LAUGH
1396
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,120
..but at least she gave SOMETHING!
1397
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,440
On the runway, however,
1398
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,680
those pants and those boots should
never be on the main stage
1399
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,240
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
1400
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,320
Perhaps for me,
the most charismatic drag queen
1401
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,120
that I've laid eyes on today.
1402
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,800
Yeah, I get that. I still didn't
want to buy that outfit.
1403
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,480
Yeah. I didn't want to get anywhere
near that outfit.
1404
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,280
Silence.
1405
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,520
I have made my decision.
1406
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,240
Bring back my girls.
1407
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,680
Welcome back, queens.
1408
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,400
I've made some decisions.
1409
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,640
Rileasa...
1410
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,040
..you are safe.
1411
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,320
You may join the other girls.
1412
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,800
WHISPERS: Well done.
1413
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,480
Kyran Thrax,
1414
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,680
your Hugh Grunt was a huge hit.
1415
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,360
Marmalade,
1416
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,720
your Kate Whingeing.
1417
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,040
really floated our boat.
1418
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,600
Kyran Thrax...
1419
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,720
..condragulations, you are the
winner of this week's challenge.
1420
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,920
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
1421
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,720
Thank you so much.
1422
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:26,280
And you've earned your second
coveted Rue Peter badge.
1423
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,040
# Ru, Britannia! #
1424
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,160
Boom, bitch! Yes!
1425
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,080
Read it and weep, baby.
1426
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,640
APPLAUSE
1427
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,120
Stomp, stomp.
1428
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,520
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp!
1429
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,640
Marmalade, you are safe.
1430
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,240
Ohh!
1431
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,680
LAUGHTER
1432
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,280
You may both join the other girls.
1433
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,960
Thank you.
1434
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,360
Zahirah...
1435
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,480
..you are safe. Ohh!
1436
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,160
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1437
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,360
You may join the other girls.
1438
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,480
Dita, Kiki,
1439
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:21,440
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are
both up for elimination.
1440
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,160
I've just got to go out
there, do the song.
1441
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,760
I'm going to do it my way
1442
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,600
and do what I do best.
1443
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,880
Two queens stand before me.
1444
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,120
I've consulted with the judges,
1445
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,600
but the final decision
is mine to make.
1446
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,640
Prior to tonight,
1447
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:47,400
you were asked to prepare a Lip Sync
performance of Girls On Film
1448
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,200
by Duran Duran.
1449
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:56,320
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1450
01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:00,080
and save yourself from elimination.
1451
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,640
The time has come...
1452
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,640
THUNDER CRACKS
1453
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,560
..for you to lip-sync
1454
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,400
for...your...life.
1455
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,200
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
1456
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,280
Looks like I'm going
to have to turn it.
1457
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,320
Sorry, Dita.
1458
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,000
Good luck
1459
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
and don't fuck it up.
1460
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,240
MUSIC STARTS
1461
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,600
# See them walking hand in hand
across the bridge at midnight
1462
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,440
# And I sense a rhythm humming in
a frenzy all the way down her spine
1463
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,080
# Girls on film
1464
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,760
# Girls on film
1465
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,280
# Girls on film
1466
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,720
# Girls on film
1467
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,480
# Lipstick cherry all over the lens
as she's falling
1468
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:12,760
# And miles of sharp blue water
coming in where she lies
1469
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,400
# The diving man's coming up for air
1470
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,320
# Cos the crowd all love
pulling Dolly by the hair
1471
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,320
# By the hair
1472
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,880
# And she wonders how she
ever got here
1473
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,720
# As she goes under again
1474
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,680
# Girls on film
1475
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,400
# Two minutes later
1476
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,160
# Girls on film
1477
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,280
# Girls on film
1478
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,840
# Got your picture
1479
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,920
# Girls on film
1480
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,040
# Take one last glimpse
into the night
1481
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:56,080
# I'm touching close
I'm holding bright, holding tight
1482
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,080
# Give me shudders in a whisper
1483
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:03,360
# Take me up
till I'm shooting a star
1484
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,280
# Girls on film
1485
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,360
# She's more than a lady
1486
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,440
# Girls on film
1487
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,800
# Girls on film
1488
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,640
# Two minutes later
1489
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,720
# Girls on film! #
1490
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,240
CHEERING
1491
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,280
Well done, girls!
Well done!
1492
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,280
I've made my decision.
1493
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,560
Kiki Snatch,
1494
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,880
shantay, you stay.
1495
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,360
Thank you so much.
1496
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,240
You may join the other girls.
1497
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,680
Thank you so much.
Thank you to all of you.
1498
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,840
I love you so much.
1499
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,520
SHE EXHALES
1500
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,640
WHISPERS: I'm so glad
you're still here.
1501
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,200
Dita, Dita,
1502
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,920
D-D-D-Dita,
1503
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,400
it was our pleasure to
1504
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,320
m-m-m-mameetcha.
1505
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,880
Now, sashay away.
1506
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,440
Thank you for the experience.
1507
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:17,480
It's been amazing.
Love all you girls.
1508
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,960
Thank you very much.
We love you, Dita.
1509
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,800
ALL: Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita!
Dita, Dita, D-D-D—Dita!
1510
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,520
Dita, Dita, D-D-D-Dita!
1511
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,160
Thank you.
1512
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,040
Good night...and hello.
1513
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,360
I feel absolutely gutted
to be eliminated, but I feel proud
1514
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,960
of what I've represented.
1515
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,320
And I've got a sisterhood
which I have never had before.
1516
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:53,960
So, girls, you're going to do
season six proud.
1517
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,320
When I first did drag over 25 years
ago,
1518
01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:00,160
to think that I would reinvent
myself and be here,
1519
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,720
it's just incredible.
1520
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,400
Condragulations, queens.
1521
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,480
And remember, if you can't love
yourself,
1522
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,160
how the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?
1523
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,680
Can I get an amen up in here?
1524
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,279
ALL: Amen! All right.
1525
01:08:17,279 --> 01:08:19,200
Now let the music play!
1526
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,760
# To, to, to, to the moon
1527
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,720
# To the moon
1528
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:27,840
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
1529
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,800
# To, to, to, to the moon. #
1530
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,760
Next time on
RuPaul's Drag Race UK...
1531
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,560
This year, it's all about the battle
1532
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,720
for the Halloween number one.
1533
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,720
It's girl group week!
1534
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,399
Ohh!
1535
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:46,479
Guys, come on! Yes!
1536
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,560
You were the Beyonce
of that Destiny's Child.
1537
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,880
It was just so good.
1538
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,920
I feel cheated.
1539
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,840
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
1540
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,319
Zahirah, you can do a dip, right?
1541
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:00,000
I can. Yeah.
1542
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,319
Oh, girl!
1543
01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:05,439
# To, to, to, to the moon
1544
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,200
# To the moon
Blast off
1545
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:11,200
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
1546
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,880
# To, to, to, to the moon
1547
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:16,240
# To the moon
1548
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,040
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
1549
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,800
# To, to, to, to the moon
1550
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,880
# To the moon
Blast off
1551
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,479
# To the moon
Come on and take me away
1552
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:29,200
# To, to, to, to the moon. #