1 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,520 RuPaul: Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"... 2 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,480 We'll be testing your improv skills 3 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:13,120 with the new chat show, "Catty Man." 4 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,640 - Monae, I wanna maul ya. 5 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,200 Alan: Oh, so you think it's funny coming on here 6 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,160 with comedy teeth, do ya? 7 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,880 - Well, I did chat, so. [laughter] 8 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,400 - If you don't have anything nice to say, 9 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,000 don't say anything at all. 10 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,360 - [singing] Big ol' titties in your face 11 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,080 - She's got a songwriting degree, remember? 12 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,400 RuPaul: Sminty Drop. 13 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,440 - Look, when you were twerking so unenthusiastically, 14 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,640 then I realized that's not the character. 15 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,560 You just don't want to be-- [laughter] 16 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,000 - Baby. This is not really a school. 17 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,040 I need you girls to come prepared. 18 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,080 Danny Beard. 19 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,600 - You didn't miss a beat, and I loved every second of it. 20 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,880 - Condragulations, you are the winner 21 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,240 of this week's challenge. 22 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:00,760 Baby. 23 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Shantay, you stay. 24 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,280 Sminty Drop. 25 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,920 Sashay away. 26 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,920 [laughter, sobbing] 27 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,840 [upbeat music] 28 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,080 - Yo. - Oof. 29 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,600 - The eliminations just happened. 30 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,080 I've sent Sminty home. 31 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,880 And I feel guilty, because I know 32 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,480 how bad she wanted to be here. 33 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,200 But if it comes down to lip sync, like, 34 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,040 you're not gonna take me. 35 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,320 "The Manchester Mannequin started panicking. 36 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,360 "But this is not the last runway you'll see me on. 37 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,520 Sminty." - Amen, girl. 38 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,840 - Amen. - Love you, Sminty. 39 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:46,040 - I am so proud to be a Manchester queen with Sminty. 40 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,760 She has done our city so proud. 41 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,760 all: We love you, Sminty! 42 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,920 - Miss Smintisha Jones, my ethnic sister 43 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,240 with the fake tan. 44 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,680 all: Oh! 45 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,800 - I think a little bit of Sminty might be pleased to be home, 46 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,480 because she needs to put all of Gothy's jockstraps 47 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,520 on a boil watch and get that tangerine tan 48 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,600 out of the crack, quick. 49 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,400 - Pixie, how are you feeling? 50 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,320 - Like, I felt like it could go to either me or Danny. 51 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,240 - Absolutely. - Like, quite legitimately. 52 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,880 I had a feeling anyway that I wouldn't get it. 53 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,560 I've never been the girl who, you know, is the bride. 54 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,800 So, like-- 55 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,640 And girl, you smashed it. - Neither have I, girl. 56 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,000 I'm, like, the bride of Chucky. 57 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,200 [laughter] 58 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:36,280 - I feel like I just completely smashed the challenge, 59 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,520 and then just to walk in to Untucked after critiques, 60 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,520 feeling so high from all those great comments 61 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,120 and have anyone just sit there 62 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,360 and be like, "Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny." 63 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,440 I'm sort of looked over a bit. 64 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,440 I'm not being, like, a knob and being, like, "Oh, I should have won." 65 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,400 But, like, I feel like I spent my, like, whole career 66 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,040 really trying to prove myself. 67 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,400 And I get so close every time, and I just, for some reason, 68 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,560 can't get to the end. 69 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,520 - Those critiques don't mean nothing just because you don't 70 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,200 have a badge to prove it. - I know. I know. 71 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,880 - They meant everything they said. - It's just, like, I'm just-- 72 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,760 - Bitch, you were told tonight you were beautiful. 73 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,560 Just get out of this space. 74 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,520 You are thriving here. 75 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,600 You'll get the win. 76 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,880 - Danny is a big personality. 77 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,560 And I think it's difficult to shine sometimes next to Danny, 78 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,200 because Danny is so good. 79 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,440 - Talking of what RuPaul was saying, 80 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,120 she gave you some good bits of advice. 81 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,400 - I wasn't prepared. 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,680 I didn't put in enough work 83 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,320 to take that character where it needed to go. 84 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,640 So, I think, instead of kind of taking a backseat with things 85 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,120 I know that I'm not that good at, 86 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,680 I'm just gonna push extra hard. 87 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,400 And, like, what else can I do? 88 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,800 The way that I thought things were gonna go here 89 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,280 are not materializing in real life. 90 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,320 And I'm trying to be professional, 91 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,080 but the little voices in the back 92 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,480 are starting to be a bit like, "Hey, what's going on?" 93 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,600 but knowing that it is a competition, 94 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,360 and we gotta push through, I'm trying to keep a positive mental attitude, 95 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,920 and, like, just go and attack the next challenge. 96 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,000 I just have one question. 97 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,680 Who's gonna make the most of next week's opportunitah? 98 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,280 all: Mah! 99 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:12,040 - Girls, can we go and get all this crap off ourselves? 100 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,360 Let's go! 101 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,200 - Right. RuPaul is looking for a superstar. 102 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,120 - I can't get this off. 103 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,040 - I love all these girls. 104 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,240 But they need to bite my dust. 105 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,000 - What are you gonna do next week to improve your runway? 106 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,440 - Borrow some of yours and put a panel in the back. 107 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,080 [laughter] 108 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,480 - The competition's really starting to heat up. 109 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,720 - [laughs] 110 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,160 - Only one of us can win. 111 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,360 - Ooh! 112 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,480 - It's time for me to win my own badge! 113 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,240 [yelling] 114 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,640 - That's why they call me Cheddar Gorgeous. 115 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,040 RuPaul: The winner crowned the UK's Next Drag Race Superstar 116 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,560 will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood 117 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,320 to create their own digital series with the producers 118 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,680 of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 119 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,760 Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr, 120 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,200 and extra special guest judge Hannah Waddingham. 121 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,520 - [singing] May the best drag queen win - [singing] Best drag queen win 122 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,880 [upbeat music] 123 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,120 - Come on. Let's go! 124 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,120 [all cheering] 125 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,120 - It's a new day in the Werk Room, 126 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,520 and this is definitely the Olympics of drag. 127 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,320 - For Sminty! 128 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,440 - If this is a marathon, this is the pinnacle point 129 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,840 that you would shit yourself. 130 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,800 - So how are we all feeling today? - Wow. This table's feeling empty. 131 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,240 - Empty! 132 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,400 - It feels so ridiculously small. 133 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,640 - Is the pressure getting, like, more for some of us? 134 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,800 - Yeah, a little bit, yeah, especially after having 135 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,920 my ass handed to me in critiques last week. 136 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,520 I think I'm a bit, like, ooh, this is very real now. 137 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,880 We have to keep on pushing. 138 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,760 I want to get better. 139 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,960 But I'm starting to doubt myself a little bit. 140 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,240 I'm aware of that, and I'm trying to keep myself up. 141 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,120 - Ru was not happy in those critiques, 142 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,720 and I do not want to be in that repeat position again. 143 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,080 Like, we need to make her laugh and smile all the time. 144 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,560 - Yeah. - And I think, with that being said, 145 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:12,520 we should probably congratulate Daniel Beardington on the win. 146 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,800 [overlapping chatter] 147 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,960 - You were fabulous. - Danny Beard. 148 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,480 - So good. - Thanks, girls. 149 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,560 - How are you feeling about it today? 150 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,520 - It's so emosh. 151 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,440 Like, RuPaul saying, like, great things about you. 152 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 Like, I'm flabbergasted. 153 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,560 I'm not lost for words often, girls. 154 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,560 [laughter] 155 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,400 I have just won another badge. 156 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,520 RuPaul likes me. 157 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,080 The queens are shaking. 158 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,600 Honest to God, I am chuffed to bits. 159 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,920 - JB, you've been in the bottom a couple of times. 160 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,520 - That I have. 161 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,440 - And it may be the first time anybody's ever said this, 162 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,160 but you've not had any tops yet. 163 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,720 - I know, I know! I'm [indistinct]! - What are you gonna do? 164 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,560 - You're now the only one without one of these 165 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,080 gorgeous badges as well. 166 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,480 Everyone else seems to have a badge. 167 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,280 - She's the least-decorated queen. 168 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,680 - What you gonna do? 169 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,960 - Obviously, I want to be in the top, 170 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,040 so I just have to be the best that I can be. 171 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,600 These queens keep on coming for me that I'm the only one without a badge. 172 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,040 But not all super queens have badges. 173 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,040 So, you know, go fuck yourselves. 174 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,440 - Do you know what I want to know? 175 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,960 How Katrina's magic dildo's doing. 176 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,560 And where is it now? 177 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,440 - Please, 'cause I'd like to borrow that. 178 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,320 - Do you know, actually--oh, sorry, I'm just getting a message. 179 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,600 It's saying, "Can we get a hacksaw 180 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,400 to chop this badge in half, just so we can share it?" 181 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,080 Danny: Hang on. Hang on. I'm just getting a message. 182 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,960 "No." [laughter] 183 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,200 [siren blaring] all: Ah! 184 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,160 RuPaul: Her Majesty done already done had herses. 185 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,560 Hello, guvnah. 186 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,960 all: Hello! 187 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,560 - Is your spoonful of sugar half-empty? 188 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,600 Does your chimney need sweeping? 189 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,960 Is your ego superfragilistic? 190 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:02,280 Ooh, Mary, do I have just the thing for you! 191 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,280 - Ooh! What could it be? 192 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,720 - Smells like a musical to me, kids. 193 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,280 - It does. Absolutely. 194 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,600 - Hello, hello, hello. 195 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,200 [overlapping chatter] 196 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,520 Ladies. 197 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:23,200 You know, education is the cornerstone of a free society. 198 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:29,040 So today, I want you to school the children 199 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,960 in the classic art of throwing shade. 200 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,840 - Yeah! 201 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,840 - In the great tradition of the legendary documentary 202 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,560 "Paris Is Burning," 203 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:44,840 the British library is about to open, officially. 204 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,920 all: Yeah! 205 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,160 - Because reading is what? 206 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,800 all: Fundamental! 207 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,360 - That's right. [laughs] 208 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,120 #DragRaceUK. 209 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,160 - Honey, I've got my library card, 210 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,440 and I'm ready to read these bitches to filth. 211 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,280 RuPaul: First up, Cheddar Gorgeous. 212 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,400 all: Ooh! 213 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,480 - Assume the position, dahling. 214 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,000 - Me first? But I'm so nice. 215 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,560 - I know! 216 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,440 Cheddar Gorgeous, the library is open. 217 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,400 - Let's see, shall we? 218 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,720 Ooh, you all look so much better now. 219 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,200 [laughter] 220 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,520 Dakota Schiffer. 221 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,880 Pretty is not an excuse. Put some makeup on, bitch. 222 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,120 [laughter] 223 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,560 Black Peppa. 224 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,200 Such beauty, such elegance. 225 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,240 But don't get too close, 'cause you'll see maybe it's Cracked Peppa. 226 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,320 all: Ooh! 227 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,760 - And Le Fil. Where's Le Fil? 228 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,040 I can't quite make Le Fil out. 229 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,520 She's sort of fading into the background. 230 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,040 I'm so sorry. 231 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,600 - Dakota Schiffer. 232 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,880 - Hello, girl. 233 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,200 - You are blonde. You are beautiful. 234 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,800 And you have legs almost as long as you make conversations feel. 235 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,640 [laughter] 236 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,560 - Oh, my God! 237 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,680 Absolutely qualified to say that about me, 238 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,080 'cause I do talk for England. 239 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,680 - Pixie Polite. 240 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,680 You know, last week, you spoke about being a runner-up 241 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:18,760 for the improv challenge. 242 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:23,200 But what you'll always have is the best tits in drag. 243 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,120 Next to Danny Beard out of drag. 244 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,880 - Black Peppa, I'd ask if your barbecue is canceled, 245 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,400 but with that grill, no one's coming. 246 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,640 Cheddar Gorgeous. 247 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,480 Of, if we're naming her after her age and her smell, 248 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,640 Aged Blue Stilton Gorgeous. 249 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,560 - Next! 250 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,120 - Hands up. Say hey, baby. 251 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,800 And wear some clothes next time on the runway. 252 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,400 all: Ooh! 253 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,440 - Danny Beard. 254 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,800 You know, I know you love Marmite, but stop using it 255 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,960 as your foundation color. 256 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,040 - Cheddar Gorgeous. 257 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,680 Much like the famous Cheddar Gorge, 258 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,040 you, too, have a face that is rough, 259 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,280 and many men have climbed up on it. 260 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,600 - Rough-textured? I'm smooth. 261 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,640 I'm like a very sexy dolphin. 262 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,120 [imitates dolphin wail] 263 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,040 - Le Fil. 264 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:26,120 Your long, luscious hair, I think it's become a trademark of yours. 265 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,760 I just really wonder how you get it to come out 266 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,800 of your nostrils like that. 267 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,920 - How rude! 268 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,800 - J Blonde, you are so old, your first gig was chasing 269 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,400 the snakes out of Ireland. 270 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,640 - That's a good one. 271 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,320 Good on you, Pixie, you little bitch. 272 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,960 - Baby. 273 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,400 Hmm. 274 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,360 I'm pro-choice. 275 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,880 [laughter] 276 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,600 - Oh! 277 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,400 - My lovely Julian. 278 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,240 I mean, sorry, Jonathan. 279 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,120 I mean, no, Jon. 280 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,640 Jonbers Blonde-- no, Mr. Smithers in a dress. 281 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,080 Baby Baby. She's always loose. 282 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,920 And ready for anything. 283 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,440 Except for a high-waisted leotard. 284 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,720 Do you fancy a razor for your pubes? 285 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,440 [laughter] 286 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,480 - On the runway, they were trimmed, okay? 287 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,560 I didn't know we were gonna be naked that day. 288 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,320 I'm trying. I'm human. 289 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,480 - Well done, Le Fil. 290 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,400 - Dakota, my little baby girl. 291 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:36,280 Now, it's nice that "Drag Race" has embraced trans icons. 292 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,080 And now it's nice that people can see 293 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,960 a bit of trans mediocrity. 294 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,800 If two badges is trans mediocrity, 295 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,680 I'm proud to be serving it. 296 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,200 - Pixie Polite. 297 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,600 You are famous for shagging Tia Kofi from the telly. 298 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,880 What a shame that charisma isn't sexually transmittable. 299 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,280 - Okay, here we go. 300 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,360 Cheddar Gorgeous. 301 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,280 Cheddar is so old, she was the first drag queen 302 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,560 to throw a brick at Stone-- 303 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,600 Henge. 304 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,880 - Thank you, early Elton John. 305 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,280 - Pleasure, dahling. 306 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,320 Danny Beard. 307 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,560 Did you know that Danny Beard is an anagram 308 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,760 for shut the fuck up? 309 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,200 - Well done! - Well done, J Blonde. 310 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:35,440 - Well, the library is officially closed--officially. 311 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,120 And the winner of today's mini challenge is... 312 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,200 Pixie Polite. 313 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,040 - Yay. 314 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,880 Thank you. Thank you. 315 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,360 [singing] Thrilled! 316 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,800 I think I've completely slaughtered them all, to be honest. 317 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,320 - So, ladyquins, live theater 318 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,760 can make or break a performer's charisma, 319 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,200 uniqueness, nerve, and talent. 320 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,840 So for this week's maxi challenge, 321 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:09,360 you'll be starring in the unauthorized she-quel 322 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,960 to a beloved family classic, 323 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,360 "Lairy Poppins: The Rusical." 324 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,560 [cheers and applause] 325 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:23,440 It's the twisted tale of Mary's evil twin, Lairy Poppins, 326 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:28,000 a nanny who is practically imperfect in every way. 327 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:34,200 And to help you feel your West End windy fantasy, 328 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,280 you'll be singing live. 329 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,240 - Oh, no! 330 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,240 - Yes. 331 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,080 - Yeah! 332 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,360 - Oh, no! I have to sing live! 333 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,320 I can't even speak, let alone sing. Help me! 334 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,440 - Now, Pixie, as the winner of today's mini challenge, 335 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,880 you get to assign all the roles. 336 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,080 - Ooh! 337 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,920 - Now, later today, you'll have vocal coaching 338 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,800 with Michelle "The Voice" Visage. 339 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,680 all: Yes! 340 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,320 - Racers, start your engines, 341 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,760 and may the best drag queen win. 342 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,880 [cheers and applause] 343 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,600 - I love singing live. 344 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,720 I love the risk. 345 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,840 I love the danger. 346 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,600 And I love not knowing what's gonna happen 347 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,640 when I open my mouth. [coughs] 348 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,240 - All right, ladies. 349 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,960 We have the season four Rusical. 350 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,400 all: Yes! 351 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,480 - Oh, my goodness. 352 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,720 - Are you next excited, Dakota? 353 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,000 - I hate musicals. 354 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:31,800 - What? - Get out. 355 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,800 - And I've never watched "Mary Poppins." 356 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,200 - Give me your drag card. - No! 357 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,640 Cheddar: You're a drag queen! 358 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,440 How can you not like musicals? 359 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,120 That's like not liking kittens or something. 360 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,400 - Shall we all have a listen and see what we think? 361 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,160 I have the power to assign the roles this week, 362 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,320 and it offers me a very unique opportunity 363 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,080 because I could 364 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,080 be a shady little bitch and, you know, 365 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,840 pop these girls in roles that they don't want. 366 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,960 - Yes! - It's camp. 367 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,000 - This is naughty. 368 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,640 Pixie: But I'm gonna see how this plays out, 369 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,960 see what people want, and see how I feel. 370 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,160 Okay, characters. 371 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,960 OG Mary. 372 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,760 She is original, family-friendly nanny 373 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,240 with a cut-glass British accent. 374 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,600 Le Fil: I would love to tackle OG Mary, 375 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,120 'cause she's too prim and perfect but needs to loosen up, 376 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120 and I feel like that's quite fitting. 377 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,080 I want a leading role that I can show Ru 378 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,960 all the different things that I've learned from last week's comments. 379 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,280 - Fil, you are OG Mary. 380 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,000 Okay, Lick Van Dick. 381 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,080 Oh, look, it's everyone's favorite cockney bin lady, Lick Van Dick. 382 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,040 A Jack of all trades and proper salt of the earth. 383 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,320 - I can play Lick Van Dick. 384 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,120 - I think Danny would be really good at that. 385 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,800 - I would consider myself more of a Jane McDonald 386 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,200 than a Julie Andrews. 387 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,440 And that is purely because I, too, love cruising. 388 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,760 - The Bird Lady. 389 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:55,000 This old bird is quite literally an old bird. 390 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,960 - At this point in the competition, I need to make myself known. 391 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,640 I need to lay my eggs in this basket. 392 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,840 I need this role. 393 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,720 I would like the Bird Lady. 394 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,160 It's about what's best for the thing. 395 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,200 It's not just about putting people's hands up 396 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,560 and saying, "I want this role," you know what I mean? 397 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:14,600 - It's about what's gonna make this the fucking most iconic Rusical. 398 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,160 Pixie: Jonbers wants to stand out. 399 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,680 And, do you know what, 400 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,800 I'm gonna trust her that she can do it. 401 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,480 Jonbers is the Bird Lady. 402 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,640 - Caw-caw! 403 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,080 - Mutha Prude. 404 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,640 She's rich, powerful, and stressed AF. 405 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,400 - I really think Mutha Prude's, like, right up my street. 406 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,040 I feel like I'd nail that. 407 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,560 - Okay, okay. 408 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,760 - Coming straight into a Rusical is the perfect cure 409 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,000 for these baby blues that I've got, girl. 410 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,280 It is lifting me up, and I'm going, "I can do this. This is perfect." 411 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,800 - The Prude Twins. 412 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,880 They're sugar, spice, and everything nice, the apple of their mother's eye. 413 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,760 - I do think the kids, for me, personally, 414 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,280 would be quite an obvious choice. 415 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,880 And I don't want the kids. - Okay. 416 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,840 Dakota: I don't want the kids. 417 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,800 If I'm going to do well in this challenge, 418 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,080 I need to throw myself at something. 419 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,360 - Okay. - And I'm--I want Rochelle La Roach. 420 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,760 - Rochelle La Roach. 421 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,640 Rochelle is the head waitress at Binland. 422 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,000 She's French, but she's also a cockroach. 423 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,040 - I love Rochelle. 424 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,240 And I do often look a bit like an insect. 425 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200 I'm really into the cockroach. 426 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,400 They can survive in the vacuum of space. 427 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,400 It is just gonna be Cher and some cockroaches 428 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400 at the end of the world. 429 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,880 We know that. 430 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,640 - Can we hear everyone's French accent 431 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,280 who wants to do Rochelle? 432 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,080 - Dakota, speak up. Let's do the French. 433 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,960 - [in French accent] Rochelle is the head waitress at Binland. 434 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,840 It is only accessible to those in the know. 435 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,480 [speaking normally] No? 436 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,560 - Has Dakota ever been to France? 437 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,240 - [in French accent] Rochelle is the head waitress at Binland, 438 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,640 a magical but trashy hot spot that literally comes alive at night 439 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,120 and is only accessible to those in the know. 440 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,880 - She's just general European. - Yes! 441 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,880 - I'm a generic European. Baby: Yes, bitch! 442 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,240 - I think it's quite clear who Rochelle can be right now. 443 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,720 - Yeah. - Cheddar, you're gonna be Rochelle. 444 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,880 - [in French accent] Oh! 445 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,120 Big C, with this Rochelle, you're really spoiling us. 446 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,880 Hon-hon-hon-hon-hon! 447 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,600 - Okay, the twins. 448 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,280 Peppa and Dakota. 449 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,120 Is that okay? Is everyone happy? 450 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,760 I'm sorry if you're not. 451 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,920 Dakota, you do not look happy with it. 452 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,080 - If you did really want Rochelle, like, you could have it. 453 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,000 - No, I'm--your French accent blew me out the water. 454 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,240 - Yeah, it did. - So. 455 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,520 I don't know. 456 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,080 I feel like doing the twins is a death sentence for me. 457 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,520 - So, what would you be confident with? 458 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,720 What do you need right now? 459 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,720 - I don't know. 460 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,800 There's no role that I feel massively optimistic about, to be honest. 461 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,240 When we listened to it, I was like, okay, 462 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,640 I'm probably gonna be the twins. 463 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,280 But that's why I was like, oh, people are gonna 464 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,640 expect me to be the twins, and that's fine. 465 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,800 - If you can do the twins well, then--? 466 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,800 - But you do want to do-- do you want to do the twins? 467 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,280 - Okay. I'll do the twins. 468 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,640 I am not feeling supercalifragilisticexp-- 469 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,960 whatever it is, I'm not feeling it. [laughs] 470 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,160 - Pixie, does that make you Lairy Poppins? 471 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,960 Yeah, I'll do--yeah, I'll do Lairy. - You're gonna be Lairy? That's camp. 472 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,560 - Got a bit flustered picking the roles. 473 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,840 Let's smash this Rusical, girls! all: Yes! 474 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,680 - But acting, singing, and dancing all at the same time, 475 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,760 piece of cake. 476 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,320 And I love a piece of cake. 477 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,440 [upbeat music] 478 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,640 - [speaking French] 479 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,000 - Oh, hello, there, Cheddar. - Is Cheddar having a meltdown? 480 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,040 - You're just in time for dinner. 481 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,320 Je m'appelle Rochelle La Roach. 482 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,560 - She's definitely Divina de Campo-ing, isn't she? 483 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,400 [laughter] 484 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,840 - Well, the twins are a small singing role. 485 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,040 But they are on the stage for the whole thing. 486 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,800 - Yeah. Exactly. - So, I'm not gonna be that girl 487 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,080 that's upset she didn't get the part she wanted, 'cause honestly, 488 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,880 I was trying to bid for the bigger parts, 489 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,640 but I knew if I got them that I probably would have been 490 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,640 stressed about that as well. - Yeah. 491 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,680 - When am I not stressed? 492 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,240 - Because we're working together and we're twins, 493 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,960 I am really depending on her to not be in a bad headspace, 494 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,880 because if she is in a bad headspace, 495 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,440 that's gonna affect me. 496 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,680 I know it's not the role you probably wanted. 497 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,840 - Yeah. Yeah. 498 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,680 - But let's go into this with a fresh mind and just, 499 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,160 like, slay it. 500 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,640 - I'm trying to get out my head and, you know, get over-- 501 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,120 - Get out of that head, girl. 502 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,600 You'll be fine. Dakota: Absolutely. Absolutely. 503 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,720 - Come on, Dakota, girl. Let's do it. 504 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,760 [upbeat music] 505 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,760 - I'm sat there listening to the track 506 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,800 that I'm going to be doing. 507 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:33,400 And then I realize, Lairy Poppins is not the part I thought it was. 508 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,680 And I'm worried. 509 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,840 I feel like I might have shot myself in the foot a bit 510 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,680 by choosing this part. 511 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,680 Because I was just far too concerned with making everyone else happy. 512 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,600 I didn't look through the parts well enough. 513 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,520 - This is Pixie to a T, innit? 514 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,120 She's so concerned about making sure the show is right 515 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,520 and everyone fits their own role, 516 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,760 she's forgot to fucking sort herself out. 517 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,960 Would you be happier if we swapped? 518 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,800 - You don't want to do yours. 519 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,160 - They're both similar, but would you be happier 520 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,440 with, like...? 521 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,880 Pixie doesn't want to do her role. 522 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,240 I look over Lairy, and I think, you know what, 523 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,600 I'll give it a whack. 524 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,920 - I think that... 525 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,720 - What would you be happiest doing? 526 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,960 - I think I'd prefer to swap. 527 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,320 - 'Cause I can do either of them, honest. 528 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,560 - I think I'd like to swap. 529 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,080 The Lick Van Dick part is very me. 530 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,280 So we're gonna swap parts, and we're gonna smash this Rusical. 531 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,960 Thank you. 532 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,480 - No need to thank me. 533 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,320 - Hello. all: Hi! 534 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,360 - Now it's time for our vocal coaching session 535 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,520 with the gorgeous Michelle Visage. 536 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,920 - Hey, Marys. 537 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,040 all: Hi! 538 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,800 - Say hello to me old china, Dane Chalfin. 539 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,960 all: Hi! 540 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,280 Dane: Hi, queens. 541 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,720 Michelle: We're gonna start with Dakota and Black Peppa. 542 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,600 - I need all the help I can get right now. 543 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,960 Yes, okay, I cannot sing. 544 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,760 Don't book me to sing. 545 00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,600 - Here we go. 546 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,840 - [singing] Expensive but it's a la carte 547 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,000 Served up by this roachy tart 548 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,280 - [singing] We should rob the bank to pay for lunch 549 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,480 - All right. 550 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,200 - Just remember, Lairy has just taken you out 551 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,680 and filled you full of sugar. 552 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,520 - Yes. - Yeah. 553 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,160 - So lean into that. 554 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,480 - Dakota, don't worry about being beautiful just for two seconds. 555 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,640 - [laughing] Oh, my God. 556 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,760 - This is your moment to be like, "Ahh!" 557 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,040 Dakota: I think my fear of looking silly 558 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,160 is making me feel apprehensive about this musical. 559 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,800 I've got to get through this. 560 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,800 Michelle: Baby. 561 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,280 - I'm playing Mutha Prude. 562 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,480 - Let's just try running it. 563 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,400 - Okay. 564 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,520 - Hit it. 565 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,880 - [singing] I'm filthy rich 566 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,840 But I want more cash 567 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,960 - Cash. 568 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,600 - [singing] I refuse to live like the lower class 569 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,360 - Cut. 570 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,160 I think the thing about this track in particular is, 571 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,440 you know what you're channeling. 572 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,280 You're doing Britney. - Yes. 573 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,960 - If you just put a little creak in there... 574 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,240 [both imitating vocal creak] 575 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,320 - [singing] Attend a yoga class 576 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,280 - Uh-huh. Baby: Yeah? 577 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,640 - When you start there, you have a place to build. 578 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,480 - Cool. Michelle: Danny Beard. 579 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,440 - Hi, honey bun. 580 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,560 - You're Lairy. 581 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,320 You are made for this role. 582 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,440 Hit it. 583 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,160 [whimsical music] 584 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160 - Eat it! 585 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,280 [laughter] 586 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,600 I've barely had two seconds with this new character. 587 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,320 I don't know me ass from me elbow. 588 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,080 [singing] Give into destruction and let me be blunt 589 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,240 Your tragic lives you-- 590 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,480 Just a big gobful-- 591 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,400 It's a fucking disaster. 592 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,240 - You need to Danny Beard the fuck out of this song. 593 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,440 - Yeah, I will. - Just be that character. 594 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,400 - I see myself as a horny French cockroach waitress. 595 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,120 - And I don't mind partying with a cockroach. 596 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,320 both: [singing] Salmonella's here in this rotten produce 597 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,920 Here in this rotten produce 598 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,120 - Pixie. - Yes. 599 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,720 - Get in your confidence. - Yeah. 600 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,360 - Listen to me when I tell you, 601 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,640 you can do this, and you have what it takes. 602 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,520 You're there. - Okay. 603 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,800 both: [singing] Drink bin juice, please 604 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,520 - Drink - Bin juice 605 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,760 - [singing] Drink bin juice, please 606 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,160 Drink bin juice 607 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,200 - Drink bin--oh. 608 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,400 Drink bin juice, please 609 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,480 Drink bin juice 610 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,280 - Drink bin juice, please 611 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,320 Drink bin juice 612 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,840 - Drink bin juice 613 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,080 Oh. 614 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,280 Michelle: It's okay. 615 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,840 Pixie: I'm stood there in front of Michelle, 616 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,880 and suddenly I think that I've never sung a day in my life. 617 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,320 - Pixie, listen to me right now. 618 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,080 You don't need to freak out. 619 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,480 - I know. 620 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,480 Michelle: You're gonna get it. 621 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,280 Sometimes it just takes a little bit. 622 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,520 - We all know I can do this, so I just need to do it. 623 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,000 - You are gonna be the Bird Lady. 624 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,200 So I say, to start, we hear what you can do actually vocally. 625 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,360 - [singing] Peck me 626 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,800 Stuff me 627 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,960 Just do as you like 628 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,760 Caw-caw! Caw-caw! 629 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,120 - Cut. 630 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,760 So there was not a semblance of a pitch in that. 631 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,400 - Right. 632 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,200 - Jonbers wants to stand out. 633 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,440 I get it. 634 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,800 But this is a role with a big vocal. 635 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,480 I think if she can do a parrot-- 636 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,120 Shadap! 637 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,320 She might be all right. 638 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,040 - If I were you, I would Dita Von Teese this. 639 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,880 - Okay. 640 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,000 [singing] Pluck me, pluck me 641 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,440 I swear I won't bite [laughter] 642 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,080 Ooh... 643 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,480 all: Yeah! 644 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,280 - Today, I'm not the shittest. 645 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,920 Thank you. 646 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,320 - Okay, Le Fil. 647 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,920 - I'm playing the... [in cockney accent] OG Mary. 648 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,880 - This is the big final number. 649 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,000 Want to try it? all: Yes. 650 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,120 Michelle: All right. - Let's do it. 651 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,440 - [singing] Todger, titty, knockers, willy, bum--oh! 652 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,200 - Um. 653 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,360 It's almost like the song is a journey 654 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,760 where you're realizing that you're-- 655 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,440 "Oh! Ooh!" 656 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,600 You're having so much fun. - Yeah. 657 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,200 I think I've got a lot to do, and I'm just gonna 658 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,600 try and hit every todger. 659 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,280 all: [singing] Bum bum bum bum bum 660 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,040 Bum bum bum bum bum 661 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,320 - Now we all are friends again 662 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,080 And Mummy's not so cranky 663 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,160 Okay. 664 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,800 - Baby, your timing was a little bit out. 665 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,600 - I'm seeing how strong everyone's getting. 666 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,040 I'm thinking, if everyone else around me 667 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,760 is doing really strong, 668 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,920 does that mean that I'm the weak one? 669 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,720 - All of us here need personality even more than vocals. 670 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:18,320 Just when you think it's too big, trust me, it isn't. 671 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,120 - And now I'm worried that my dance ability 672 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,600 and my performance chops aren't enough 673 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,240 to carry me through this. 674 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,800 - Okay, so with your vocals down, it's time for choreography. 675 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,840 Please welcome my one-time dance partner, 676 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,000 the reigning "Strictly" champion, Giovanni Pernice. 677 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,120 [cheers and applause] 678 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,120 - Hello, queens. Michelle. 679 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,280 - Gio! 680 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,840 - Ah, I don't miss you. [both laugh] 681 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,640 - Ooh, delicious. He's tasty. 682 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,480 - Byeee! 683 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,400 all: Byeee! 684 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,240 - This is so exciting that Gio's here. 685 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,640 He can put together a good routine. 686 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,000 We're in very safe, Italian hands here. 687 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,280 - Right, so the first part of this routine 688 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,200 is gonna be a box step. - Yeah. 689 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,920 - So we're gonna go one, two, three, four. 690 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,600 From there, we go two steps forward, 691 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,120 and we go right, left, right, left. 692 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,880 Okay? - Which foot crosses? 693 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,960 This-- - Right leg. 694 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,360 - One, two. - Left. 695 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,960 - Oh, my God. - I'll show again. 696 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,720 - I'm just so in my head that I'm missing the steps. 697 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,840 - Side, close, forward, close. 698 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,920 - I'm so--all right. Okay. 699 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,680 - It's okay. - Yeah. 700 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,040 Honestly, I just want to get off that stage as quickly as possible 701 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,520 then hide in a corner. 702 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,960 - One. Two. 703 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,880 - Step out. - Out. 704 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,560 - Right, like that. - Three. Together. 705 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,440 - Yeah. 706 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,800 Black Peppa: Dakota is not happy right now, and I'm like, 707 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,120 I know you hate musicals, but I hated the design challenge. 708 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,160 Did I let my partner suffer because of it? 709 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,600 No, I didn't. 710 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,520 - Really, really focus on the cut of it, yeah? 711 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,800 - Yeah. - Yeah. 712 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,320 - Just pull yourself together, girl. 713 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,560 - So on this section, we got the kids. 714 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,440 We got Lairy. 715 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,080 Okay, we go right, left, right, left. 716 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,280 - Love, can you just look at these feet? - Pardon? 717 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,880 - 'Cause they're going separate to the body. 718 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,520 - Are you from Liverpool? - Yeah. 719 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,080 - I love the accent. - Do ya? 720 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,200 - Yeah. I do. - I love yours. 721 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,240 I think Giovanni's worried about me. 722 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,320 - Five, six, seven, eight. 723 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,720 - Have I gone the wrong way? - Yes, you have. Show you again. 724 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,720 - Because I think he's looking at me thinking, 725 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,960 Danny: "Is the 'Strictly' curse becoming a 'Drag Race' curse?" 726 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,160 - What are you struggling with? 727 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,080 - I hate dancing. 728 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,880 I move like a sack of shit. 729 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,960 - No, you don't. You look good. 730 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,640 - Thank you. Giovanni: Try again. 731 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,480 [laughter] 732 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,600 Danny: He's looking at me like he wants me. 733 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,480 I didn't know he was a chubby chaser, but listen, if he is, 734 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,760 I'll run. 735 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,240 - And then the next part will be the same step, but faster. 736 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,160 - I used to like you from the telly, you know, love. 737 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,200 [laughter] 738 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,400 Giovanni: Lick Van Dick and Rochelle, 739 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,960 you will have a fantastic entrance. 740 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,560 - It has been said before. 741 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,200 Having to move to a song with expectations 742 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,320 of putting your body in the correct place, 743 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,360 it's not my thing. 744 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,600 - One, two, three, and four. 745 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,520 Five, six, link. 746 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,960 Link with him. - Sorry. 747 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,440 I was just making through-- sure I get through all of the bits. 748 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,920 - One, two, three, and four. No. 749 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,040 Forward, side, forward, up, down. 750 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,240 Yeah? - Not a clue. 751 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,440 - From the way Cheddar is moving, 752 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,480 she's been drinking bin juice all evening. 753 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,280 - That's complicated. 754 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,880 - The Bird Lady--in the mind, she's hot, she's beautiful. 755 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,040 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 756 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,560 - But realistically, she's not. 757 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,400 - Great. That's exactly who I am. 758 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,960 - No. 759 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,720 I want you to show me what you would do personally. 760 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,840 - Okay. 761 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,440 [singing] In the night as I count up my crusts 762 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,440 - Be more desperate. 763 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,400 - [singing] Every night 764 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,800 - Show me why you're sexy. 765 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,080 Better. 766 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,800 Jonbers: I am just channeling that despair, 767 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,440 that desperation for a badge. 768 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,360 Somebody give me a badge! 769 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,440 It's week five. Come on! 770 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,440 - OG Mary, it's your time to shine. 771 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,520 - Amazing. 772 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,720 - Okay, so, as much as you can. 773 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,800 I want to see what you can do as well. - Okay, cool. 774 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,240 - I want you to be over the top. 775 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,360 - Cool. 776 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,440 If I wanted a challenge, I think I definitely got that this week. 777 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,200 [vocalizing] 778 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,160 - Yeah. - Okay. 779 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,280 I have to be able to sort of figure out different ways 780 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,640 to be able to bring this character to life. 781 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,400 [vocalizing] 782 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,200 - Yes. Lovely. You get it. 783 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,680 - So not gonna lie, I'm a bit stressed, 784 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,640 'cause I don't want to be in that bottom three again. 785 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 786 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,160 - I think you all will be all right. 787 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,040 I believe in you. Confidence. 788 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,240 - So confident, yeah. 789 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,720 - You ready? - I'm ready, yeah. I feel great. 790 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,280 - So now, you go and practice. 791 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,520 Yes? - Mm-hmm. 792 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,280 - Good luck. all: Thank you. 793 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,680 - Bye, ladies. all: Bye. 794 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,080 - I am excited for tomorrow. Bring it on! 795 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,240 - I'm never watching "Strictly" ever again. 796 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,160 - I love you, too. - Love you, babe. 797 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,960 [laughter] 798 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,720 [upbeat music] 799 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,360 - Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 800 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,080 - It's elimination day, but before all of that... 801 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,760 - Pow! Wah! 802 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,280 - We have to make our debut 803 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,520 in "Lairy Poppins: The Unauthorized Rusical." 804 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,440 - I've forgotten what birds look like. 805 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,720 - To be honest, your contour's quite angular anyway. 806 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,680 - I didn't buy my cheekbones. 807 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,040 - "I didn't buy mine. These are what I was born with." 808 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,320 - You're a fucking liar. 809 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,600 [laughter] 810 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,280 - Do you guys have any, like, pre-show rituals? 811 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,480 - The entire makeup process itself is kind of, like, 812 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,080 a bit of a ritual for me. - Yes. 813 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,920 - I always just have it silent when I'm getting ready. 814 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,640 - Apart from when you have to get ready at the back of a bus or something. 815 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,160 - Oh, girl, I hate it. 816 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,680 - Whenever they say, "Just follow me to your dressing room," 817 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,000 and then I see the seat of a toilet. 818 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,280 - Girl, please. - Nah. 819 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,600 - The amount of times that's happened to me, like, distress. 820 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,880 - Most of the times when I get ready, 821 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,520 it's always in, like, a room by myself. 822 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,600 It's actually really nice sort of hanging out 823 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,480 with you all doing it, 'cause it's very rare, actually. 824 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,440 Also, there's more people to borrow stuff from. 825 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,760 - There you go. 826 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,880 - Well, this bird is ready to squawk and perform. 827 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,200 Caw-caw! 828 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,360 all: Caw-caw! 829 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,880 - Getting this role meant so much to me. 830 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,720 I'm ready to show them what I'm made of. 831 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,680 [dramatic music] 832 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,920 Black Peppa: To win that badge, I just have to make sure 833 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,400 that I am literally having my A game. 834 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,760 I have to sing live. I have to dance live. 835 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,280 And I have to make sure these bitches here don't upstage me. 836 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,680 Dakota: I do not have any experience doing anything like this before. 837 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,400 I just want to do well. 838 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,440 - This is serious. 839 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,320 This is the Rusical. 840 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,680 - Caw-caw! 841 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:41,640 [upbeat music] 842 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,120 RuPaul: [singing] Cover girl! 843 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,440 Put the bass in your walk 844 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,160 Head to toe, let your whole body talk 845 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,320 [applause] 846 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,320 And what? 847 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,120 Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK." 848 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,920 My fair lady, Michelle Visage. 849 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,680 - Fair? Always. 850 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,040 A lady? Eh... 851 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,480 [laughter] 852 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,720 - The super spexy Alan Carr. 853 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,520 Alan, don't you love an opening night? 854 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,400 - Oh, I'll take an opening whenever I can find one, 855 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,480 do you know what I'm saying, Ru? 856 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,880 Do you know what I'm saying? 857 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,240 - I've heard. 858 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,600 Goddess of stage and screen Hannah Waddingham. 859 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,680 Hello. 860 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,120 - Goddess Ru! 861 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,760 - Welcome to the show. 862 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,880 - I am so excited to be here. 863 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,760 It's honestly a dream to see a Rusical. 864 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,120 - Aw, well, just a reminder, tickets are nonrefundable. 865 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,160 [laughter] 866 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,160 This week, we challenged our queens 867 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,560 to bring the story of Lairy Poppins to life 868 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,520 in an all-singing, all-dancing Rusical. 869 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:58,680 And tonight on the runway, category is West End Wonders. 870 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,920 Racers, start your engines. 871 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,520 And may the best drag queen win. 872 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:11,760 "RuPaul's Drag Race UK" proudly presents the world premier of 873 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,920 "Lairy Poppins: The Unauthorized Rusical: Live." 874 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:24,640 [jaunty music] 875 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,000 - [singing] Up on the rooftops, I've a story for you 876 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,600 You folks here ain't heard it, 'cause this one is new 877 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:36,240 all: [singing] Lairy is lurking, Mary ain't got a clue 878 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,560 - Old Lairy Poppins, he's coming for you 879 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,800 - [screams] 880 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,360 [spooky laughter] 881 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,760 - He's got ya now, Mary 882 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:52,000 all: What a to-do 883 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:59,400 - Mummy, we've been studying for the last 18 hours. 884 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,000 - Well, practice makes perfect, Michaela. 885 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,040 Now, where the hell is your nanny Mary? 886 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,880 - Mummy, why can't we just have a little fun? 887 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,080 You know, like normal children? 888 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,280 - Silence! 889 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,920 Fun does not pay the bills. 890 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:20,160 [upbeat music] 891 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,080 [singing] Attend a yoga class 892 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,840 Fancy a hot ass 893 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,120 Premiere travel, first-class 894 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,520 It's gonna cost, kids 895 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,360 Organic quinoa 896 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,360 The finest caviar 897 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,720 Maybe foie gras 898 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,240 It don't come free, kids 899 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,720 I'm filthy rich 900 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,200 But I want more cash 901 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,520 I refuse to live like the lower class 902 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,480 They tried to tax my second house in France 903 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,080 Life's a bitch for the upper class 904 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,800 both: It's a bitch, it's a bitch, it's a bitch 905 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,400 - It's gonna cost, kids 906 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,760 Mummy's stressed, kids 907 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,120 Get out of my face, kids 908 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,120 Where's your nanny, kids? 909 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,600 It's all my fault 910 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,120 Your father ran off with his cheap secretary 911 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,520 But here we are 912 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,000 Now I'm stuck slumming it 913 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,160 We're actually having to work at that stupid place! 914 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,680 singer: It don't come free, kids 915 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,880 Toodle pips, sweetie darlings. 916 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,200 - Mummy's such a fun sponge. 917 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,800 - I wish we could have just one night of freedom. 918 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,120 [ominous music] 919 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,280 - Look! A kite! 920 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,320 - What does it say? 921 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,440 both: Lairy Poppins. 922 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,560 Lairy Poppins. 923 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,480 Lairy Poppins! 924 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,400 [thunder crashes] 925 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,680 - You called? 926 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,240 [cackling] 927 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,080 Hello, you little prudes. 928 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,760 There's a new nanny in town. 929 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,840 Mary's a little tied up at the moment. 930 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,600 And I'm here to show you a real bad time. 931 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,920 both: Jeepers creepers! 932 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,040 [jaunty music] 933 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:14,440 - [singing] Just a big old gob full of chaos is what you kids need 934 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,440 Eat it! 935 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,840 [singing] Sugary candy 936 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,720 Gums will recede 937 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:22,120 Give in to temptation and let me be blunt 938 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:28,760 Ditch your tragic lives, you runts 939 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,920 both: Oh, golly gosh! 940 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,400 Nanny Mary never let us eat refined sugar! 941 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,640 - Shut up! 942 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,000 Get your gob around that, kids! 943 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,520 And eat it! Eat it! 944 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,600 I said eat it! 945 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,760 [upbeat music] 946 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,480 both: Wow! 947 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,800 We feel alive! 948 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,600 - Well, the night's only just getting started. 949 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,080 Plip plop. [spits] 950 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,640 Come on. The night's young. 951 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:08,120 [jaunty music] 952 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,680 - Coo-ee. 953 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,280 - What is that? 954 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,240 - That? 955 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,880 That's the old Bird Woman. 956 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,320 She been selling her wares on this street corner for years. 957 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,240 - Caw-Caw! Coo! [coughing] 958 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,360 [quirky music] 959 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:29,240 [singing] Late in the night, as I count up my crusts 960 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:34,080 Just another shift without no rest 961 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,480 A painted-on beak as I puff out my chest [coos] 962 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,760 Just a tuppence to visit my nest 963 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,520 Shake my tailfeathers morning and night 964 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,760 Pluck me 965 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,840 Pluck me! 966 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,800 I swear I won't bite 967 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,720 This old flapper is yours to excite 968 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,160 Peck me 969 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,040 Stuff me 970 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,640 Just do what you like 971 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,200 A-ha! Kissy, kissy. 972 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,520 Coo coo! 973 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,600 - Go on, shoo, you old bird! 974 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,800 - [squawking] - Shoo! Shoo! 975 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,040 [belches] 976 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,400 - 'Ello, guvnah! 977 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,080 My name's Lick Van Dick, 978 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,320 the best bin lady in all of London. 979 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,280 Fancy joining me on a trip to somewhere proper today? 980 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,520 both: Yes! 981 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,920 - All right, kids. 982 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,200 You hold on to Dick. 983 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,080 Are you ready? 984 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,680 One, two, three! 985 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,520 [groaning] 986 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,080 [whimsical music] 987 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,840 Welcome to Binland, London's grimiest hot spot. 988 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,000 - Bonjour. 989 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,960 You're just in time for dinner. 990 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,800 Je m'appelle Rochelle Le Cockroach. [purrs] 991 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,680 [singing] Drink bin juice, drink bin juice 992 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,640 Your tongues will be seduced 993 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,200 Old fish bones, banana skins 994 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,240 Trash dripping down your chins 995 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,280 Slime galore 996 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,320 J'adore 997 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,760 Swallow down, I'll give you more 998 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,320 Yummy bacteria multiplying 999 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,280 Here's E.coli, satisfying 1000 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,600 both: Wow! 1001 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,800 both: [singing] Gobble up 1002 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,160 Shove it down 1003 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,760 Guzzle bin juice, you'll never drown 1004 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,960 Salmonella's here in this rotten produce 1005 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,520 Gorge on this steaming garbage 1006 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,640 Sauce la dump's your garnish 1007 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,440 Drink bin juice, please 1008 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,640 Drink bin juice 1009 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,400 Drink bin juice 1010 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,720 Drink bin juice 1011 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:45,040 Drink bin juice! 1012 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,000 - This bin juice is lit AF! 1013 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,800 - I'm feeling... [gulps] 1014 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,920 Wavy. 1015 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,920 - And now, the bill. 1016 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,360 Voila. [slide whistle, clang] 1017 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,600 - Well, I ain't got any money. [belches] 1018 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,200 Kids, any ideas? 1019 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,080 - I know where we can get some money. 1020 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,160 both: Our mummy! 1021 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,600 [jaunty music] 1022 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,880 - [singing] Expensive, but it's a la carte 1023 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,000 Served up by this roachy tarte 1024 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,280 both: We should rob the bank to pay for luncheon 1025 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,080 They've got all the money there 1026 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,320 We'll steal the lot 'cause we don't care 1027 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Time to rob the bank 1028 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,120 Here we go, so wish us luck 1029 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,200 'Cause we don't give a flying-- 1030 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,600 - Children! 1031 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,120 [grunting] 1032 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,560 You should be ashamed of yourselves! 1033 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,200 And as for you, Lairy Poppins. 1034 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,800 - [belches, cans clang] 1035 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,960 - The time has come for you to sashay away. 1036 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,920 And that means "walk away" in the future. [chuckles] 1037 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,000 This is a family Rusical. 1038 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000 [exciting music] 1039 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,360 [singing] I'm just ubermad 1040 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,640 I hate the way this franchise lost its focus 1041 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,680 The cast is full of morons 1042 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,840 Unsightly and ferocious 1043 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,880 Starring in this Rusical is giving me psychosis 1044 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,640 It's shocking just how bad it is 1045 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,800 The plotline is atrocious! 1046 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,080 - [coos] Chill out, nanny Mary! 1047 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,600 - How do you expect me to be calm 1048 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,880 with all these filthy potty mouths? 1049 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,080 - Oh, mon cheri, surely it is good to be 1050 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:44,560 a little dirty sometimes, no? [giggles] 1051 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,840 - Well, I guess I could try. 1052 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,480 [quirky music] 1053 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,440 [singing] Todger, titty 1054 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,120 Knockers, willy 1055 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,760 Bumhole, spunky booby 1056 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,680 Hanky panky, any hole's a goal 1057 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,600 Stiffy wiffy, hairy badger 1058 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,120 Boy, I'm on a roll 1059 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,120 Up your bum, no babies, like a stripper on a pole 1060 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,720 all: Yum yum, willy, yum yum 1061 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,320 Yum yum, willy, ay 1062 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,720 Bum bum, willy, bum bum 1063 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,120 Bum bum, willy, ay 1064 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,840 Bum bum bum bum bum 1065 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,320 Bum bum bum bum bum 1066 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,600 - Now we all are friends again 1067 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,560 Mummy's no longer cranky 1068 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,120 - Instead of playing by the rules 1069 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,400 It pays to be quite janky all: Bum bum bum bum bum 1070 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,720 Bum bum bum bum bum bum 1071 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:31,920 The moral of the story is, let's put it very frankly 1072 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,840 - And take this umbrella and shove it up your ass! 1073 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:57,200 [dramatic music] 1074 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,080 [laughter and applause] 1075 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,680 - Bravo! 1076 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,040 - "Lairy Poppins: The Rusical" is now available 1077 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,360 on all major platforms worldwide. 1078 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,360 [singing] Can you feel the love? 1079 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,840 Category is West End Wonders. 1080 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,880 Up first, Pixie Polite. 1081 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,320 Alan: "Hairspray," hair slay. 1082 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,080 - "Hairspray" is a musical that has always really spoken to me. 1083 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,400 The character of Tracy Turnblad, I've always found really inspirational. 1084 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,720 Hannah: Oh! Michelle: Ooh! 1085 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:32,600 Alan: Oh! 1086 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,720 Pixie: For her self-belief, her body positivity, 1087 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,800 her fight for what is right. 1088 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,280 - What a tease. 1089 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,840 - I'm giving you full camp on the runway, 1090 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,600 doing my little cheesy dance moves, 1091 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,120 and just feeling glorious. 1092 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,080 - Shake the booty. 1093 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,560 - She's such an aerosol. 1094 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,640 RuPaul: Up next, J Blonde. 1095 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,480 That's right, bitch. Make it rain. 1096 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,680 Jonbers: I'm paying homage to one of my favorite musicals 1097 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,960 of all time, "Singing in the Rain." 1098 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,760 - Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. 1099 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,680 - This is my Dior couture fantasy. 1100 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,320 I'm ready to play some watersports in this look. 1101 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,320 - I'm definitely experiencing a damp patch. 1102 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,600 [laughter] 1103 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,640 RuPaul: Black Peppa. 1104 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,880 Hakuna matata? I hardly know her. 1105 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,800 Black Peppa: Now, I love "Lion King," and I'm gonna do it justice. 1106 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,320 I want, when you look at me, you think, 1107 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,480 "Jesus, you just came straight out of the West End." 1108 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,400 - Nala Nala bill, y'all. 1109 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,800 - I am embodying a lion, and I am wearing 1110 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,160 the skin of my enemies. 1111 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,800 I am wearing Jonbers. 1112 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800 I am wearing Dakota. 1113 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,840 I am wearing Danny. 1114 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,560 I'm devouring them all. 1115 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,480 Alan: I can see her watering hole. 1116 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,560 RuPaul: Dakota Schiffer. 1117 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,160 Michelle: "Funny Girl"? I don't think so. 1118 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,320 Pretty girl? Yes. 1119 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,000 Hannah: So beautiful. 1120 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,920 Dakota: I'm giving you an interpretation of Barbara Streisand in "Funny Girl." 1121 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,880 See, I don't hate all musicals. [laughs] 1122 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,240 - She's got nothing to be guilty of. 1123 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,400 - This hair is one of my favorites. 1124 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,320 It's very classic Dakota '60s glamor. 1125 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,120 - Nobody's gonna rain on her parade. 1126 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,400 RuPaul: Cheddar Gorgeous. 1127 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,800 Cheddar: "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" is my favorite musical. 1128 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,360 It is the reason I do drag. 1129 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,240 - Michelle, how's your Hedwig? 1130 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,840 Michelle: I've had many complaints. 1131 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,480 [laughter] 1132 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,800 - I am wearing a torn denim jumpsuit 1133 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:44,000 featuring beautiful handmade patches, red rhinestones, 1134 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,840 and I also have an amazing set of Isis wings, 1135 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,800 upon which is written the quote from the film, 1136 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,680 "Deny me and be doomed." 1137 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,000 RuPaul: Angry Inch? 1138 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,680 I'd settle for a disgruntled centimeter. 1139 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,280 Next, Le Fil. 1140 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,000 - Shall we drag? 1141 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,600 - I love "The King and I," because it is about 1142 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,880 the marriage of two cultures and how one can learn from each other. 1143 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,440 It's got a special place in my heart. 1144 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,320 RuPaul: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 1145 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,840 Le Fil: I'm serving you a femme king. 1146 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,440 I've got my decadent jewels all over my face. 1147 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,400 This look is luxury, it's regal, and it's divine. 1148 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,760 [upbeat music] 1149 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,480 - Ooh. 1150 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,280 I could have minced all night. 1151 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,040 RuPaul: Up next, Baby. 1152 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,240 Baby: I am giving "& Juliet." 1153 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,520 This is the first time a Black woman 1154 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,920 has played the role of Juliet in a West End stage, 1155 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,800 and I want to pay homage to that in the most beautiful way that I can. 1156 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,280 - She don't need no Romeo. 1157 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,520 - I have my amazing frohawk. 1158 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,920 I have this patchwork denim sleeves. 1159 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:03,400 I am giving West End realness. 1160 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,600 - Oh, no you Capulet-a don't. 1161 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,720 RuPaul: Up next, oh, Danny Beard. 1162 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,360 Danny: I am paying homage to "The Little Shop of Horrors." 1163 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,480 And honey, you ain't never seen drag this camp. 1164 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,080 This is even camp for me. 1165 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:27,320 Hannah: Uh-oh, she soiled herself. 1166 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,000 Danny: The headpiece is also a puppet. 1167 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,440 Everybody loves puppets. 1168 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,240 - [as Audrey II] Hello. 1169 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,720 Danny: I am one hungry plant. 1170 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,880 Feed me some fertilizer, bitch. 1171 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,120 Alan: I think he's on pot. 1172 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,040 Hannah: Oh, man. 1173 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,000 [dramatic music] 1174 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,160 - Welcome, ladies. 1175 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,120 When I call your name, please step forward. 1176 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,000 Black Peppa. 1177 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,440 [upbeat music] 1178 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,680 Cheddar Gorgeous. 1179 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,880 Ladies, you are both safe. 1180 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,840 You may leave the stage. 1181 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,440 Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. 1182 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,720 Now, it's time for the judges' critiques. 1183 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,760 First up, Pixie Polite. 1184 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,800 - The difficult thing about judging you all tonight 1185 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,520 is that truly, nobody was supercalifragilisticexpial-atroc ious. 1186 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,840 Thank you. 1187 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,040 - Oh, dear. 1188 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,760 - Pixie, I was worried about you the most, 1189 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,600 because in rehearsals, you were spiraling down a well 1190 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,960 with nobody to rescue you. 1191 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,040 And I think you ended up kicking ass. 1192 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,760 - I can't believe you had a crisis of confidence. 1193 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,480 I thought you were so amazing up there. 1194 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,520 I loved your Dick. 1195 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,720 It was the right length. 1196 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,520 I wanted more of it. 1197 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,120 I was gagging for it. 1198 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,800 Loved it. - Thank you, Alan. 1199 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,480 - You are utterly delicious. 1200 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,080 And it is also not an easy thing to go first 1201 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,760 and set the tone, and you did. 1202 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,840 - Tonight, on the runway-- you know, Tracy Turnblad is iconic, 1203 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,960 and you had the whole attitude. 1204 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,160 That's what we need when we think of Tracy. 1205 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,600 And you brought it tonight. 1206 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,520 - Thank you so much. 1207 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,480 - You can't go back. - No. 1208 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,120 - You gotta stop with that bullshit. 1209 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,320 This is not the place for it. - No. 1210 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,520 - Thank you, Pixie. 1211 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,000 - Thank you. 1212 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,240 - Up next... [in French accent] Jonbers Blonde. 1213 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,680 - Hiya, love. 1214 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,560 - What a challenge to be half-woman, half-bird, 1215 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,000 and make it funny and realistic, 1216 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000 and then halfway through it, yell, "Go pluck yourself," and you did. 1217 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,200 It was great. 1218 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,200 - I just think you are absolutely 1219 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,680 devastatingly watchable. 1220 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,360 And I'm totally stealing "Coo-ee!" 1221 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,840 I loved it! 1222 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,120 I was like, "Remember that one." 1223 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,640 - This look, I know you're going for avant-garde, 1224 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,520 but I think I have an issue with one flat cage, 1225 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,800 one poofy cage, so it looks to me like it was made incorrectly. 1226 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,920 But all in all, very strong night for you. 1227 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,040 - Your makeup looks gorgeous tonight. 1228 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,720 You don't have the biggest lips in the world. 1229 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,520 And you've shifted the focus in your makeup, 1230 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,680 and your lips look bigger. 1231 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,960 You look gorgeous. 1232 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,960 - Thank you so much. 1233 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,360 And Hannah, I'll have 20% of that "coo-ee!" thank you. 1234 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,320 - Up next, Dakota Schiffer. 1235 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,240 - Hi, Dakota. 1236 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:49,520 With your performance, I thought there was a hesitancy there. 1237 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,240 Didn't feel very present. 1238 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,880 And I think you would have got away with it, 1239 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,160 but the trouble is, Black Peppa was throwing everything, 1240 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,880 including the kitchen sink, at it. 1241 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,200 - Tonight, this is so beautiful. 1242 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,480 "Funny Girl." I love the hair. 1243 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,720 I love the dress. 1244 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,920 I love the idea. 1245 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,040 You are beautiful. 1246 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,000 - Thank you. 1247 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,120 - You are, for me, far less "Funny Girl" 1248 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,400 and more ridiculously be-yow-tiful girl. 1249 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,760 - Thank you. 1250 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,200 - I thought you were wonderful. 1251 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,480 It just wasn't as good as the others. 1252 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,040 But you have a great future in music theater. 1253 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,240 Have you done music theater? 1254 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,600 - I actually hate musicals. 1255 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,800 [RuPaul gasps dramatically] So, like, it was quite kind of-- 1256 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,840 sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1257 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,720 Sorry to every-- every theater gay watching at home. 1258 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,440 I apologize. 1259 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,640 - Thank you. 1260 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,080 Up next, Le Fil. 1261 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,920 - Dance, sing, and do that staccato machine-gun delivery 1262 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,840 of all those naughty words, and not miss a word or fluff. 1263 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,160 - I think that you did pretty well. 1264 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,760 I don't think you could have taken it as far 1265 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,880 as you could have taken it. 1266 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,240 In theater, you literally have to lay it all on the line. 1267 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,360 This, I love "The King and I." 1268 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,760 It's just beautiful. 1269 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,920 Alan: The intricacy and the detailing just marvelous. 1270 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,600 Can I have look more at...? - Of course. Anytime. 1271 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,480 - Look at that. It's insane. 1272 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,040 Yeah, it's just wonderful. 1273 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,720 - Just utterly charming. 1274 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,840 - Thank you. 1275 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,040 - In the Rusical, you were fantastic, 1276 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,880 but we're splitting hairs here. 1277 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:24,680 I wanted your own personal stamp on it. 1278 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,080 Up next, Baby. - Hey. 1279 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,440 - First, let's talk about your performance. 1280 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,680 Do you know what, you still looked a little bit nervous. 1281 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,000 - I do want to say you had incredible energy. 1282 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,040 I loved--I felt it. 1283 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,480 The pacing in the song was fantastic. 1284 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,560 I love watching you onstage. 1285 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,520 But I was starting to lose you, and I don't want to lose you onstage. 1286 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,880 - Thank you. 1287 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,760 - This--I love "& Juliet." 1288 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,120 It's such an incredible musical. 1289 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,480 And this is, like, your version. 1290 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,680 But I want to take a moment to say that makeup is gorgeous. 1291 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,000 - Thank you. - Keep doing it. 1292 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,480 - Thank you. 1293 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,440 - Hi, Baby. 1294 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,080 - Hi. 1295 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,640 - I want you to feel really good about yourself. 1296 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,680 'Cause I feel like you don't feel it at the moment. 1297 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,080 - [voice breaking] I've just been struggling a lot. 1298 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,200 - Oh, love. 1299 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,680 - Like, mentally being here. 1300 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,760 But I have, like, anxiety, and I've kind of just been, like, 1301 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,520 really trying to dig myself out of that really badly. 1302 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,000 But I'm just, I'm having a bit of a tough time. 1303 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,600 I know that I'm capable of doing this, and it's just, 1304 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,160 it's so annoying. 1305 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,400 - You are. You are. You're excellent. 1306 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,520 You clearly have what it takes. 1307 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,040 I've been in this seat for many, many years, 1308 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,760 and I've seen a lot of girls express the exact same emotion. 1309 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,640 It's not easy. 1310 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:51,080 I've found, over the years, that I've had to make friends with my saboteur. 1311 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,640 It comes rearing its ugly head, and I have to say, 1312 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,960 "Hey, girl, what's up? 1313 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,800 Oh, you're here again." 1314 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,320 And said, "Okay, I hear you, but I'm gonna do this over here." 1315 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,600 - Yeah. 1316 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,080 - Because it doesn't go away. 1317 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,040 That make sense? - Yeah, it does. 1318 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,560 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1319 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,240 - Up next... [singing] Oh, Danny Beard 1320 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,080 - Hi. 1321 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,920 - What can I say about your performance 1322 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,520 during "Lairy Poppins"? 1323 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,440 You wanted a spoonful of sugar. 1324 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,720 It was so OTT. 1325 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,600 You gave us a bucket full of ham. 1326 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,000 [laughter] 1327 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,680 - I kind of told you to just go full Danny Beard on them, 1328 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,520 and you did. 1329 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,800 And it worked. 1330 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,200 Just couldn't stop watching you. 1331 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,040 And then of course, you know, West End Wonders, 1332 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,080 you choose Audrey II. 1333 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,240 So perfectly suited for you. 1334 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,040 That's another level, that costume. 1335 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,240 Really strong night for you, Danny. 1336 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,200 - You are an utter, utter, out-and-out pro. 1337 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,840 And you alone have been worth my visit. 1338 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,720 - Wow. High praise. 1339 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,000 - Thank you so much. RuPaul: You had that thing. 1340 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,200 'Cause yes, there was what was written on the script, 1341 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,520 but you brought something else to it that was so magical, 1342 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,760 that--it's what stars do. 1343 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,960 - Thank you. Honestly, all of you. Thank you. 1344 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,240 - All right, thank you, ladies. 1345 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,320 I think we've heard enough. 1346 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,720 While you untuck in the Werk Room, 1347 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,560 the judges and I will deliberate. 1348 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,280 You may leave the stage. 1349 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:24,560 [dramatic music] 1350 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,680 - I'm really glad to be safe. 1351 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,120 But, you know, I feel like I worked hard this week, 1352 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,360 and so it's frustrating to think that that wasn't enough. 1353 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:38,280 - For me, who is a dancer, dancing and singing at the same time, 1354 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,720 I just found that so challenging. 1355 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,000 - Same. 1356 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,560 - I'm just happy I'm not in the bottom. 1357 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,280 - Ooh! 1358 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,920 - Dear God. 1359 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,920 - Can you fit through this door, you silly cow? 1360 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,360 - Can you fit through the door, you silly cow? 1361 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,560 - We are back and untucked. 1362 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:58,000 And you know what, I'm over the moon. 1363 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,640 But this is gonna be a close one. 1364 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,480 - So how did it go? 1365 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,680 Everyone seems really somber at the moment. 1366 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,240 - They were really complimentary of everyone. 1367 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:13,880 It's just hard when it feels like I gave everything 1368 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,880 and it still wasn't enough. Cheddar: But they did-- 1369 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,760 - What did they say? 1370 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,880 - They said that it would come down 1371 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,400 to, like, the tiniest things. 1372 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,640 - And I appreciate that, and it's nice, but it still means two people 1373 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,160 are gonna be in the bottom two, and I got the worst critiques. 1374 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,080 It was so out of my comfort zone. 1375 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,960 You know, you can be proud of yourself for accomplishing something, 1376 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,720 and when that's still not enough, that is a hard reality 1377 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,360 to try and digest. 1378 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,680 - They also said that you were gonna have a musical career, 1379 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,280 that you were gonna be in theater. 1380 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,640 - I don't want to be, but thank you. 1381 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,440 I still, I hate this challenge. 1382 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,000 I hate musicals. I hate it. 1383 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,520 I just don't like it. 1384 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:53,080 - Do you know what, I'm beginning to think that Dakota doesn't like musicals. 1385 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,840 - Girl, that was emotional out there. What's going on? 1386 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,960 - Mentally, I'm going through it. 1387 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:03,120 It fucking sucks, because I know how talented I am, 1388 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:07,000 and it's so frustrating to me that I can't hack this. 1389 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,480 Coming into this competition, I was always worried 1390 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,880 that I would get in my own way. 1391 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,240 I really had to fight to become the person I am right now. 1392 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,080 But that fight has left some scars, girl. 1393 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,240 And right now, they're kind of showing themselves. 1394 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,080 I'm struggling so much. 1395 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,720 And I know that if I was to be put in that lip sync, 1396 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,880 I'd fucking smash it, and I'd do what the fuck I need to do. 1397 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,520 But really, I am having a tough fucking time, 1398 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,440 and I'm just doing the best that I can to pull my shit together. 1399 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,320 - Talk to us. 1400 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,680 We want to help each other, and we want to help you. 1401 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,240 You're a fucking star. 1402 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,920 - Baby's been struggling. 1403 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,920 And genuinely, we care about one another. 1404 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,800 Competition is one thing. 1405 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,640 But your sisterhood is another. 1406 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,800 - Fil, babe, how are you feeling? 1407 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,760 - I'm feeling really mixed about the whole thing. 1408 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,280 Like, I put loads of pressure on myself from last week 1409 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,440 to try and, like, be so much better, 1410 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,320 to not be feeling in this position, kind of, like, 1411 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,320 possibly going home again. 1412 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,240 It's a really weird feeling, given the fact that 1413 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,360 I did really well, but still might possibly be in the bottom two. 1414 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,040 Just goes to show how strong this entire competition is. 1415 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,560 - I didn't have a negative critique. 1416 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,600 I'm really pleased. 1417 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:22,320 I was a bit stressed coming off of last week. 1418 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,080 And I do feel, now, really confident. 1419 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,720 And, like, I could get to the end. 1420 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,560 The last two weeks, I didn't feel like my best 1421 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,640 was good enough, but I need to stop thinking like that. 1422 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,080 I'm actually starting to believe in myself for the first time. 1423 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,560 - Danny, how do you feel? 1424 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,840 - [indistinct] It was great. 1425 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,240 But I also--like, I know there's people here that 1426 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,080 don't feel as good, so I don't want to sit here and be like, 1427 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,720 "Rah rah rah." 1428 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,000 - We also need to give you time to, like, 1429 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,720 explain that this is probably one of the most iconic things 1430 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,360 that's walked this runway. - Honestly. 1431 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:54,160 - Eight and a half feet of pure plant daddy realness going on. 1432 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,560 - Jonbers, how are you feeling? 1433 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,480 - It was nice to stand up there for once 1434 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,920 and actually get nice critiques! 1435 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,480 all: Yes! 1436 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:04,120 - Apart from RuPaul said I've got no lips. 1437 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,360 I think everyone's surprised that I could be in 1438 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,760 for a chance for winning this week. 1439 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,080 Stranger things have happened, kids. 1440 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,720 Well done, everyone. 1441 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,400 - To Lairy Poppins! 1442 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,560 all: To Lairy Poppins! 1443 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,840 - Take this cocktail and shove it up your ass. 1444 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,720 - All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1445 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,320 I want to know what you think. 1446 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,720 Let's start with Pixie Polite. 1447 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,880 - I thought she was amazing. 1448 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,760 And let me tell you something, that just goes to show you 1449 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,840 that you don't need all the lines in the world. 1450 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,480 - Immediately watchable. 1451 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:39,320 She completely and utterly gives herself to the roles. 1452 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,080 - A "Hairspray" runway look. 1453 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,360 It was "Hairspray." No more, no less. 1454 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,760 - Pixie was fantastic tonight. 1455 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,840 I mean, from the moment she took the stage, 1456 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,720 she had embodied that character. 1457 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,800 Remarkable. 1458 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,120 All right, let's move on to Jonbers Blonde. 1459 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,600 - She was a revelation. 1460 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,040 From the cooing to the self-plucking. 1461 01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,600 She was brilliant. 1462 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,800 - And down here on all fours. 1463 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,600 I mean, that was, like, a serious bit of art in, 1464 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,160 what was it, 45 seconds or something? 1465 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,600 Alan: Yeah, yeah. - Just crazy. 1466 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,200 - And on the runway tonight, I love the idea, 1467 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,080 but there were things that were confusing. 1468 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,080 Like, it doesn't have to be symmetrical, but it needs to make sense. 1469 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,880 - Didn't really work, but I like where she was going with it. 1470 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,280 RuPaul: Now, let's move on to Dakota Schiffer. 1471 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,040 - Was it the most dynamic of performances? 1472 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,120 Perhaps not. 1473 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,400 - Her role was to be a bratty teenager, 1474 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,600 and really, anyone can be a bratty teenager. 1475 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,360 Don't say it was a struggle, because you've got Jonbers there, 1476 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,280 half-woman, half-pigeon. 1477 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,040 - Pigeon. - So, come on. 1478 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,600 There's stretching yourself, and then there's stretching yourself. 1479 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:43,840 - With the runway, I mean, she is just flawlessly exquisite. 1480 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,280 - She looked beautiful. 1481 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,400 But Ru, we know at this point Dakota always looks beautiful. 1482 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,920 - I'm a bit tired of the sweet. 1483 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,880 I want a little bit of sour. 1484 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,880 - All right, let's move on to Le Fil. 1485 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,920 - I really can't say she didn't do a good job. 1486 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,360 But it was slow to build for me. 1487 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,600 - Technically amazing. Isn't it weird? 1488 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,320 There's just something that doesn't get me in the heart. 1489 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,000 And I feel bad thinking it, because... - No, you know, I think-- 1490 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,840 - He's obviously a hard worker and, you know-- 1491 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,040 - I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right. 1492 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,920 - On the runway, my goodness, how amazing was this? 1493 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,640 What an absolutely exquisite moment. 1494 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,400 Alan: And the way he glided across the dance floor, 1495 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,680 selling the outfit, absolutely stunning. 1496 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,680 - Knowing how to sell that outfit 1497 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,160 was exactly what the character needed in the Rusical. 1498 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,720 All right, let's move on to Baby. 1499 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,200 - Baby has what it takes. 1500 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,280 But Baby got put in the corner tonight, and I didn't want that for her. 1501 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:40,000 - I would love Baby to do a big, old high kick 1502 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,520 layout split out of that corner, 1503 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,600 because she doesn't need to box herself into it. 1504 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,320 - Loved the runway look. 1505 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,280 I loved the makeup. 1506 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,560 I liked the fierceness. 1507 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,840 She was striking. 1508 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:55,120 - You know, nobody puts Baby in a corner except for Baby. 1509 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,000 We've all been there. 1510 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,840 Unfortunately, you can't let it stop you. 1511 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,560 All right, Danny Beard. 1512 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,200 - Oh, Danny Beard, the twinks, the twinks are calling. 1513 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,520 [laughter] 1514 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,880 You know, Danny was the title role, 1515 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:14,960 and it was just magic what we saw tonight. 1516 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,320 - Danny, you're a fake, and a phony, 1517 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,200 and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you. 1518 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,480 Not this one. Not this Danny. 1519 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,040 My gosh, what an absolute privilege 1520 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,800 to watch this person perform. 1521 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,320 - Runway look was insane, mad, 1522 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,360 everything you expect from Danny Beard. 1523 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,840 - Tonight was a home run for our Danny Beard. 1524 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,520 - All right, silence. 1525 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,200 I've made my decision. 1526 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,960 Bring back my girls. 1527 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,680 Welcome back, ladies. 1528 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,400 I've made some decisions. 1529 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,840 [dramatic music] 1530 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,000 Jonbers. 1531 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,000 You are safe. 1532 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,200 - Thank you. 1533 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,640 - You may join the other girls. 1534 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,640 - Thank you so much. 1535 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,320 - Pixie Polite. 1536 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,440 You are safe. 1537 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,600 - Thank you very much. 1538 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,960 - You may join the other girls. 1539 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,800 - Thank you. 1540 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,360 - Danny Beard. 1541 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,280 I have three things to say. 1542 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,080 Lairy Poppins, Lairy Poppins, Lairy Poppins. 1543 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,840 Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge. 1544 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,200 [applause] - Another one? 1545 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,520 - Yes, bitch! 1546 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:37,640 - And the recipient of a coveted Rupita badge. 1547 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,640 [dramatic choral music] 1548 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,320 Wear it with pride. 1549 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,400 You may join the other girls. 1550 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,520 - Cheers, babes. 1551 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,640 [applause] 1552 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,600 Oh, my lordy. 1553 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,240 Have I just won a badge again? 1554 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,520 Shit's getting real, girls. 1555 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,760 - Le Fil. 1556 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,560 Baby. 1557 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,840 Dakota Schiffer. 1558 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:12,400 You all performed well this week, but in the Rusical, 1559 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,720 we were missing that certain something extra. 1560 01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,440 [dramatic music] 1561 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,280 Le Fil. 1562 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,560 You are safe. 1563 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,600 - Thank you so, so, so much. 1564 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,520 - You may join the other girls. 1565 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,400 That means Dakota, Baby, 1566 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,920 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination. 1567 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,080 Dakota: I'm feeling obviously intimidated, 1568 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,680 because Baby's an incredible performer. 1569 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,040 But I've come through too much to go home now. 1570 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,880 - Two queens stand before me. 1571 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,240 I've consulted with the judges, 1572 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:10,120 but the final decision is mine to make. 1573 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,120 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1574 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:18,400 and save yourself from elimination. 1575 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,960 The time has come 1576 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:30,640 for you to Lip Sync For Your Life. 1577 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,520 Baby: This is what I've been doing since the beginning of my career. 1578 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:41,840 I know I have what it takes to turn it out. 1579 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,560 So I've decided what I need to do. 1580 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,600 - Good luck. 1581 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,440 And don't fuck it up. 1582 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:55,120 Renée Lamb: [singing] N-n-n-n-n-n-no way 1583 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,040 There's no way 1584 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,600 You must agree that, baby 1585 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,600 In all the time I've been by your side 1586 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:05,080 I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied 1587 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,960 Have my golden rule 1588 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,600 Gotta keep my cool 1589 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,640 Yeah, baby 1590 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,600 You know she's gotta keep her cool 1591 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,680 I've put up with your shh-- 1592 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:19,200 Like every single day 1593 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,840 But now it's time to shh-- 1594 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:27,800 And listen when I say 1595 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,360 You must think that I'm crazy 1596 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,040 You wanna replace me 1597 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:37,120 Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way 1598 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:41,120 If you thought it'd be funny to send me to a nunnery 1599 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,680 Honey, there's no way 1600 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,040 No way 1601 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,120 No way 1602 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,080 There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way 1603 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,120 There's no way 1604 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,800 You got me down on my knees 1605 01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,240 Please tell me what you think I've done wrong 1606 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,760 Been humble, been loyal 1607 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,880 I've tried to swallow my pride all along 1608 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:08,520 If you can just explain a single thing I've done 1609 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:12,720 To cause you pain, I'll go 1610 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,560 No? 1611 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,880 You've got nothing to say? 1612 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,960 I'm not going away 1613 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:24,480 There's no way 1614 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:27,200 You must think that I'm crazy 1615 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,000 You wanna replace me? 1616 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,640 Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way 1617 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:34,840 You made me a wife 1618 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,080 So I'll be queen till the end of my life. 1619 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:42,600 N-n-n-n-n-n-no way 1620 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,880 No way 1621 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,080 No way 1622 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:50,000 There's n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- 1623 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,320 No way 1624 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,440 There's no way 1625 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,640 [cheers and applause] 1626 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,080 Hannah: Yes! 1627 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,680 - Wow. 1628 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:03,600 - Yes! 1629 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,360 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 1630 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,360 - Can I say something? 1631 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,840 I'm extremely grateful for being here. 1632 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:30,400 But, um, I think I need to go home and take care of myself. 1633 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,240 - I respect that. 1634 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,560 I respect that. 1635 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,680 - Thank you. 1636 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,840 I fucking love you, baby. 1637 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,240 And I did eat you up in that lip sync. I know. I know. 1638 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:46,280 - You're so-- - I love you. No, I love you so much. 1639 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,160 - Baby, I love you. 1640 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,320 - I love you too. 1641 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,440 - We all love you. 1642 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,960 Take care of yourself, and remember what I told you. 1643 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,040 - I will. 1644 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,680 Thank you so much. 1645 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,240 - Now, sashay away. 1646 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,120 [applause] 1647 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,440 - Thank you. - Love you, baby. 1648 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,480 Love you guys. 1649 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,760 - We love you too. 1650 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,440 - But for the record, it would have been over 1651 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,920 for you hos if I stayed. 1652 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,520 Just so you know, okay? [laughter] 1653 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,280 Love you. Thank you so much. 1654 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,040 [upbeat music] 1655 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,000 [applause] 1656 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:40,360 I feel so relieved and so proud of myself. 1657 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:44,560 I feel like everything I wanted to show here, I have. 1658 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,720 But it's time to go. 1659 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,920 The sisterhood in the Werk Room has been like nothing 1660 01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,800 I have ever experienced. 1661 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:55,360 I know that these girls are my friends for life. 1662 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,480 - Well, Dakota. 1663 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:08,400 Shantay, you stay. 1664 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,400 [laughter and applause] 1665 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,920 You are safe to slay another day. 1666 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,320 - Thank you. 1667 01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,640 - Condragulations, ladies. 1668 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:21,600 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1669 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,360 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1670 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:24,840 Can I get an amen up in here? 1671 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,760 all: Amen! RuPaul: All right! 1672 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,120 Now let the music play. 1673 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,360 [singing] To, to, to, to the moon 1674 01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,640 To the moon 1675 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,600 To the moon 1676 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,280 Ain't gonna take me away 1677 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,360 To, to, to, to the moon 1678 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,080 Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"... 1679 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,320 We're gonna play Snatch Game! 1680 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,200 all: Yeah! 1681 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,600 - I've got a mixture of excitement and complete shit. 1682 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,080 - It's two time Snatch Game winner, Baga Chipz! 1683 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,960 [all screaming] 1684 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:57,520 announcer: It's Strictly Come Snatch Game! 1685 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:02,160 - Let's welcome AJ Odudu and Tess Daly. 1686 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,720 - That's my type, baby. 1687 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,000 [laughter] 1688 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,040 Alan: You know you're meant to be critiquing, not speed dating. 1689 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,840 You know that. - Whoo! 1690 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,680 - I am spinning. 1691 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,440 - Just choose someone and go for it. 1692 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,560 - Commit. 1693 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:14,760 - Please don't stress yourself out.