1
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Dad?

2
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Yes, Carlton?

3
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There's something
I gotta know,

4
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and I don't want you
to spare my feelings.

5
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I can handle the truth.

6
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- Okay, son.
You have my word.

7
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What's on your mind?

8
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When I grow up, will I be
able to grow a beard like that?

9
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You're a Lassiter,
and Lassiter men have been

10
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growing legendary face wigs
for generations.

11
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It's a king's beard
born in your blood,

12
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perfected through centuries.

13
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But never forget, it's not
the beard that makes the king.

14
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- I know, I know.
It's the queen.

15
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That's right, son.

16
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We're almost there.

17
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Dad?

18
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Dad?

19
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Dad, where are you?

20
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Don't leave me!

21
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Dad!

22
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<i>This is Chief Lassiter.</i>

23
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<i>Shots fired.</i>

24
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<i>I'm down.</i>

25
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<i>I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.</i>

26
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<i>I need backup...
immediately.</i>

27
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Hold it.

28
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Please, I have a family.

29
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Carlton, do you even remember
why you're here?

30
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Think, son.
Think.

31
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<i>- We have an officer down.
All units respond.</i>

32
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<i>2016 Arkenstone Road.
Situation critical.</i>

33
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<i>Suspect still at large.
Approach with extreme caution.</i>

34
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Both: Surprise!

35
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- Ah!
- Surprise, surprise!

36
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What is wrong with you two?

37
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Check it out.

38
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- What is that?
- That is a gift for you.

39
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Meet Morrissey the rescue dog,

40
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here to rescue you
from your own handsomeness.

41
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- That dog's Chief Vick's.
- He was.

42
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He kept biting her daughter.

43
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Affection gnawing
is what the vet called it.

44
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He called it rabies, Shawn.

45
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Either way, the Chief, Gus,
and I have come

46
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to a little agreement.

47
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She set him loose in my office

48
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and sped away in her car.

49
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Then you called us to come
down here

50
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and the whole thing just felt
like a win-win.

51
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That dog is eating my foot.

52
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- Morrissey!
- Stop it.

53
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- Psst.
- Stop it.

54
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- Fsst.
- Stop it.

55
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Excuse me, Carlton,
I didn't realize

56
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you had visitors.

57
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry, no pets.

58
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- Pets?
I'm sorry, I...

59
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Oh!
That's Morrissey.

60
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He's a therapy dog.

61
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Does he have a vest?

62
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He does, though, he prefers
to call it a "waistcoat."

63
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I think you'll find it all
checks out.

64
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Hmm.

65
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This an old Theraflu T-shirt

66
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with tape over the "flu"
and "py" in Sharpie.

67
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You're good.

68
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One point for you, Dolores.

69
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My name is Shawn Spencer

70
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and this is my partner
Bill Poopingtons.

71
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- No.
Shawn?

72
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- What?
- Sidebar.

73
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All right.

74
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Carlton, what is happening
right now?

75
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- Let it go.
- Yes.

76
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- Bill Poopingtons.
What kind of nickname is that?

77
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- Transylvania Dutch.
Why?

78
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No, Shawn.

79
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No more embarrassing nicknames,

80
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especially in front
of peers and professionals.

81
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Gus, don't be the night

82
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your dad fell asleep
inside your mom.

83
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We can't just stop doing bits

84
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we've been doing for ten years.

85
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We have fans;
they have expectations.

86
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There'll be a huge backlash.

87
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- Shawn, we are two dumbasses.
We do not have fans.

88
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From now on,
I do the nicknames.

89
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- No, no, no.
Absolutely not.

90
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That's disgusting.

91
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Counterproposal:
you have right of refusal

92
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until we land on one you like.

93
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It's a Band-Aid,
but okay for now.

94
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I'm terribly sorry, Dolores.

95
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What I meant to say was,
my name is Shawn Spencer

96
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and this is my full-fledged
partner All-The-Pips-In-One.

97
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- Accepted.
Hello.

98
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Could you fellas take
a little walk with me?

99
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Hmm.

100
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Lassie, is that
what I think it is?

101
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Guys, I love animals,
but I'm sure you know

102
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what a prestigious place
the Herschel House is.

103
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We do, but let me just say,
although the dog

104
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is not fully certified and ate
one of the two gas pedals

105
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in our car
on the way down here...

106
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Two what?

107
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We had hoped that
this visit alone would

108
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start to help Carlton heal
his tangled memories.

109
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He's a tough man
with the thick skin

110
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of a northern white rhino,

111
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but the heart of a smaller,
less-white rhino.

112
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I know, and you're right,
um...

113
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It's Burton, but you can call
me Jermajesty

114
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or whatever you'd like, Dolores.

115
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Well, Jermajesty,
I am gonna kick myself

116
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for falling prey
to a dapper, smooth-talking,

117
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devil's food cookie
with a perfect cranium,

118
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but I'll make the exception.

119
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"Dapper" and "smooth-talking,"

120
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that doesn't sound right.

121
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Mr. Wilkerson, beautiful day.

122
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Okay, dog stays, but he's on
a very short leash.

123
00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:09,132
Short leash.

124
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And, in exchange,
you guys can tell me why

125
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you're really here.

126
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- Damn, she's good.
- Yeah.

127
00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:16,609
All right, Lassie called us
last night.

128
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He's seeing things.

129
00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,904
- Ghosts.
- Not necessarily ghosts.

130
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But probably ghosts.

131
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But there's a lot
of strange stuff

132
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going on around here:

133
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eerie voices in pipes,
bodies being dragged

134
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out into the woods at night,
black Jell-O.

135
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We're checking to see
if this joint was built

136
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on an Indian burial ground.

137
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Uh, it was built
on an old Kmart,

138
00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,085
and he's never mentioned
a word of this to me.

139
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That's because he doesn't
want anyone to know.

140
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We've sworn silence.

141
00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,578
Shawn can't tell his wife.

142
00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,016
My girlfriend thinks
I'm working a double shift.

143
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,443
I can't even take her calls.

144
00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:42,769
Well, you can't take
her calls,

145
00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:44,069
because you downloaded
a rogue app

146
00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,137
that changes all of your emojis

147
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into little Jamaicans.

148
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- Seventeen viruses.
- I see.

149
00:05:48,423 --> 00:05:49,975
- So you have a girlfriend?
- I do.

150
00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,936
Dolores, I'm gonna be honest
with you.

151
00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,105
I only said "black Jell-O"
because that was Gus' nickname

152
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in our adult dodgeball league.

153
00:05:55,463 --> 00:05:56,846
Mm.

154
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And Lassie's terrified
that he's going crazy.

155
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Anyone finds out,
it could cost him his job,

156
00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,614
his dignity,
maybe even his family.

157
00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:05,658
Carlton doesn't even remember
why he went

158
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to that abandoned building.

159
00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,620
His only recollection
of his shooter is a silhouette,

160
00:06:09,644 --> 00:06:11,205
he's on nine different
medications,

161
00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:12,790
and as you both know,
he suffered a massive stroke

162
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during surgery.

163
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So of course he's seeing things,

164
00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:17,795
but feeding into these fantasies

165
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is the least helpful thing
you can do right now, okay?

166
00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:23,039
Now, I know this goofy
little white guy,

167
00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,261
sexy black dude routine
the two of you have going

168
00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,988
like the back of my scrubs.

169
00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,545
But you really wanna help?

170
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Just be the grown men
that you are.

171
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Okay, what is going on here?

172
00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:37,126
What, Dolores?

173
00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:38,555
The nurse from
"Color of Night"

174
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fawning all over you.

175
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I don't know,
maybe she's attractive,

176
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,654
but, Shawn, I'm with Selene now.

177
00:06:43,678 --> 00:06:44,905
I can't keep track
of every shorty

178
00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:45,854
that wants what they can't have.

179
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Where the hell have
you two been?

180
00:06:53,155 --> 00:06:54,571
Sorry, Lassie.

181
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We were on our way up the stairs

182
00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,501
when Gus spotted a Jamba
right across the street.

183
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We made it happen.
Where's the dog?

184
00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,376
He jumped out the window

185
00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,006
the second you walked out
the door,

186
00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,632
took my Jell-O, and ran
straight into the woods.

187
00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,081
That makes sense.

188
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,927
He is a hunter-gatherer
of the highest order.

189
00:07:06,951 --> 00:07:08,679
That wasn't the last Jell-O,
though, was it?

190
00:07:08,703 --> 00:07:10,055
- Doesn't matter.
We don't need the dog.

191
00:07:10,079 --> 00:07:12,180
Lassie, I'm gonna cut
to the chase.

192
00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,278
It's gonna be
a hard pass for us.

193
00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,686
We simply cannot keep lying
to our ladies

194
00:07:17,762 --> 00:07:20,180
to cover up your spooky
ghost sightings, okay?

195
00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:22,557
It's too hard.
They know each other.

196
00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,642
We're grown men with real pubes.

197
00:07:24,719 --> 00:07:26,144
Let me give you a visual.

198
00:07:26,221 --> 00:07:28,073
You remember Eddie Murphy's
mustache in "Raw"?

199
00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:30,034
Well, that's what Gus has
going on right over the twig.

200
00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:33,818
Now look, whatever you think
you're seeing, it's up here.

201
00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:36,654
You've been through a lot
and hospitals are creepy,

202
00:07:36,731 --> 00:07:38,198
even super luxurious ones.

203
00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,033
Trust me on this, man.

204
00:07:40,109 --> 00:07:43,203
You're just really high.

205
00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,691
High.

206
00:07:53,748 --> 00:07:55,798
Uh, Shawn.

207
00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,100
What's in that dog's mouth?

208
00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,519
Gus, please.

209
00:08:00,922 --> 00:08:02,783
It is nothing more
than a human hand.

210
00:08:02,807 --> 00:08:06,017
Oh, my God!
It's... it's a human hand.

211
00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,987
And it's covered
in leaves and moss

212
00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:11,898
and it's human and it is a hand.

213
00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:14,651
I'm gonna have to call my wife.

214
00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,819
I'm gonna have to lie again.

215
00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,197
Lassie, we're in.

216
00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:20,626
Of course you're in,
you morons.

217
00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,867
There's a hand in your hand.

218
00:08:22,944 --> 00:08:25,381
- Go ahead, Gus.
Knuck it up softly.

219
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,025
Get that dead hand
away from me, Shawn.

220
00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,215
<i># In between the lines #</i>

221
00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:39,245
<i># There's a lot of obscurity #</i>

222
00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:43,054
<i># I'm not inclined to resign
to maturity #</i>

223
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,722
<i># If it's all right #</i>

224
00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,566
<i># Then you're all wrong #</i>

225
00:08:46,643 --> 00:08:49,769
<i># But why bounce around
to the same damn song #</i>

226
00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:54,774
<i># You'd rather run when
you can't crawl #</i>

227
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,903
<i># I know, you know #</i>

228
00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,892
<i># That I'm not
telling the truth #</i>

229
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,699
<i># I know, you know #</i>

230
00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,086
<i># They just don't have
any proof #</i>

231
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,743
<i># Embrace the deception #</i>

232
00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,148
<i># Learn how to bend #</i>

233
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,913
<i># Your worst inhibitions #</i>

234
00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,291
<i># Tend to psych you out
in the end #</i>

235
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,093
Shawn, I don't like this.

236
00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,581
Gus, you heard Lassie.

237
00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,930
We need to get this hand
to Woody ASAP.

238
00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:27,276
If it's ASAP,
why did we stop first

239
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,336
at Pokey Jack's Smoky Shack?

240
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,101
Because I'm not an animal,
Gus.

241
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,822
Either way, it says
right there on the wall

242
00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:33,591
we're not allowed
to ship living material.

243
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,992
Well, if this hand
was still living,

244
00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:36,691
that would be inappropriate,
but it's not.

245
00:09:36,768 --> 00:09:39,152
Now, we need our gear
if we're gonna find

246
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:41,154
the rest of this body
before we drive home.

247
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,042
All of our stuff
is back in Psychphrancisco.

248
00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:45,166
Or is it?

249
00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,036
Ow.

250
00:09:48,112 --> 00:09:49,037
Oh, you wanna bumble
with the bee, huh?

251
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,752
Yeah.

252
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,051
Gus, we're home.

253
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,263
Now give me some Chewie.

254
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,986
It's getting better.

255
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:15,989
Oh.

256
00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,204
Are we on the same page
right now?

257
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,758
Yes, alternative Spider-Verse.

258
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,461
No.

259
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,339
Oh,<i> bienvenue au Litière,</i>

260
00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:43,758
Santa Barbara's only
pop-up cat restaurant.

261
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,301
Ah.

262
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,804
- Sure.
- Of course.

263
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,148
A cat-fé.
How nice.

264
00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:51,745
Do your parents know
you're doing this?

265
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,320
- What?
How old do you think I am?

266
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:54,881
- Nine.
- Forty-one.

267
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,281
- Forty-one?
- Like the girl from "Orphan."

268
00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:58,009
Congrats, business is booming.

269
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,983
Um, we don't open
for another 15 minutes.

270
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,069
Oh, so the cats
aren't the customers?

271
00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:04,862
Who the hell are you guys?

272
00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:07,000
I'm Shawn Spencer, this is
my partner Ding Dong Ditch.

273
00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:08,293
- Nope.
- Claude O'Dirt.

274
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:09,837
- Mm-mm.
- Big Poppa Pump?

275
00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:10,868
Warmer.

276
00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:12,047
Lemona-lemona-lemona-lime...

277
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,296
Hello.

278
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,092
How did either of you
reach adulthood?

279
00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:16,999
Don't worry, you will too
as long as you keep

280
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,334
taking your vitamins.

281
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,481
- Okay, I am not a child.
What do you want?

282
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,099
- Isn't it obvious?
We want love.

283
00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:23,339
And companionship.

284
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,060
And the end
of the ivory trade.

285
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,637
But most importantly,
we wanna know what you think

286
00:11:26,661 --> 00:11:29,220
you're doing opening
a cat-feteria in our office.

287
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,472
Well, I am
a legit entrepreneur

288
00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:33,015
and I rented this space

289
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,862
and it's mine
for the next 19 days.

290
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:37,019
Oh, those are for cats.

291
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,438
I see.

292
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,075
Okay, I'm gonna be
honest with you guys.

293
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,827
I am in a real Dickens
of a stare down

294
00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:42,970
with the health department,
so I'm gonna need you

295
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,110
to get to the point.

296
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,956
All right,
here's the nutshell.

297
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,292
I'm a psychic
and he's a sympathetic pooper.

298
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,836
We're back to retrieve
dozens of detectiving tools

299
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,463
that we've stashed
in the walls, ceiling,

300
00:11:52,487 --> 00:11:54,120
and air ducts.

301
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:55,924
And that may require punching
a hole or five.

302
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,426
Well, you're gonna need
to take that up

303
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,759
with the landlord,
and he is not gonna like it.

304
00:11:59,836 --> 00:12:01,480
- Back there.
- Thank you, old woman.

305
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:04,064
Or young child,
whichever you may be.

306
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,269
- What do you want?
- Hi.

307
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,510
Looking for approval
to destroy your drywall

308
00:12:09,587 --> 00:12:11,187
and possibly remove
your air conditioner.

309
00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:13,064
- No.
Bug off.

310
00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:15,516
- "Bug off"?
- Hmm.

311
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,313
Sir, if you would just allow
me to explain the magnitude...

312
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,242
- No.
- Yeah, wait, hold on.

313
00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:23,535
Back up.

314
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:24,795
We can't help but be
disturbed by how low

315
00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:26,486
the register of your voice is.

316
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,141
You're clearly putting on
some sort of bellowed timbre.

317
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,823
- This is not a timbre.
- It just got lower.

318
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,586
- It's the same voice.
- So you admit it's a voice?

319
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,118
Yeah, who are you doing,
Tom Waits?

320
00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:35,506
- Kathleen Turner?
- Harvey Fierstein?

321
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,955
- Diedrich Bader?
- Shawn.

322
00:12:38,032 --> 00:12:40,049
- Get in here.
- Dad?

323
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,093
How in the hell could
you afford to buy

324
00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:44,045
the Psych office?

325
00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:45,505
I didn't buy anything.

326
00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:47,318
You neglected to tell
your landlord

327
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:48,422
that you were moving.

328
00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:49,842
What?

329
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,630
I simply picked up
the payments

330
00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:52,520
and started subletting
to every hipster pop-up

331
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,189
coming into town.

332
00:12:54,265 --> 00:12:56,974
I am literally rolling
in disposable income.

333
00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:58,111
Tax-free.

334
00:12:58,135 --> 00:12:59,852
This seems illegal.

335
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:01,448
Why are you bothering
my tenants?

336
00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:03,492
We may have left behind
a few items when we moved.

337
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,804
You left behind a slow cooker
with a 3-pound roast in it.

338
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,111
You nearly "This Is Us'd"
the entire block.

339
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,288
"This Is Us"?

340
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:11,634
Dad, why are you watching
that show?

341
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,210
They have the same show
on ABC, but newer.

342
00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:17,995
What do you want?

343
00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:19,297
Uh, this is embarrassing,

344
00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:20,851
but I think I'm allergic
to these cats.

345
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,553
Not my problem.

346
00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:24,001
Wha...

347
00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:25,606
Look, Dad,
this is a Lassie mystery.

348
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,432
The stakes are possibly
life and death,

349
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,109
which means I need
my night vision goggles

350
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,611
and my collection of mustaches

351
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,980
in order to snoop around
undetected.

352
00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:34,284
Will you please help us?

353
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,140
For Lassie.

354
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,069
Of course.

355
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:43,020
You're using the voice again.

356
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,352
Surprise!

357
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,242
I can see all your teeth,
O'Hara.

358
00:13:56,319 --> 00:13:57,897
Like, all of them.

359
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,339
I'm sorry, I'm just
inappropriately giddy

360
00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:00,507
to see you.

361
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:01,914
- Wait a minute.
It's not Monday.

362
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,274
Why are you here?

363
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:06,043
Carlton, you are
absolutely paranoid.

364
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,545
I miss you.

365
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:09,422
Really?

366
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:11,215
Okay, fine.

367
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:15,206
Truth is, I snuck out
this morning when I saw this.

368
00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:20,516
Is that Conway Twitty?

369
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,477
This is Reese Kessler,
the monster who shot you

370
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:25,313
in cold blood six times.

371
00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:28,107
They picked him up yesterday,
made a full confession,

372
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,953
waived his right to an attorney.

373
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,347
Still ironing out a few details,

374
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:36,240
but it smells like...

375
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:37,544
what?

376
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:39,577
Nothing.

377
00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:42,246
I know that face.

378
00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:43,592
Is this not the guy?

379
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,135
- I don't know.
Believe me, I wish I did.

380
00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:47,084
I don't remember.
I'm working on it.

381
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:49,440
But maybe the reason
you're making that face

382
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:52,381
is because this is not
the right person.

383
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,426
Look, the truth is,
I didn't come down here

384
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,249
all the way from San Francisco
just to be a messenger.

385
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,442
I came down here,
because he doesn't mention

386
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,141
a second gun in his confession.

387
00:15:02,218 --> 00:15:04,112
And I know they never found
a slug for it,

388
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,322
but I also know
there's a bullet missing

389
00:15:05,346 --> 00:15:06,687
from the crime scene.

390
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,492
O'Hara, you've already been
reprimanded twice

391
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,649
to stay off this case.

392
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,679
Please stop jeopardizing
your career.

393
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,194
Look, I just wanna help.

394
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,266
- "Help"?
Great.

395
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,915
There you go.

396
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:18,168
That's a grocery list.

397
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,368
- Untrue.
There's also some errands.

398
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,953
There are 93 of them.

399
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,955
Yeah, so it shouldn't take
you that long.

400
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,444
<i>Gus, we've got everything
we need right here.</i>

401
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,301
Best damn tracking dog
in the history

402
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,961
of the Half Moon Bay
Animal Shelter.

403
00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:31,556
Morrissey already
found the hand.

404
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,256
Now he will meticulously sniff
this entire place

405
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,301
and lead us directly
to the rest of the body.

406
00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:39,762
Morrissey, take a sniff of this.

407
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,055
Huh?

408
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,059
Now, watch and learn.

409
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:55,622
I probably should have left
the leash on.

410
00:15:55,646 --> 00:15:57,413
Ya think?

411
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,294
Damn, he cleared
the horizon quickly.

412
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,665
You are the strongest person
I know.

413
00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:09,208
Nah.

414
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:10,721
Yeah, and I am watching you
get stronger

415
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,712
every single day.

416
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,142
And I love you, and I don't know

417
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,557
what I would do without you.

418
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,397
And I will be back on Monday

419
00:16:20,421 --> 00:16:22,858
for our regularly
scheduled visit

420
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,391
with a completed errand list

421
00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:28,394
and seven pounds
of Ghiradelli chocolate.

422
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:29,604
Okay.

423
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,773
Oh, and I almost forgot.

424
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,525
What?

425
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:38,571
I thought you might want it
so you never forget.

426
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:42,158
And I promise next time
I am here, zero police talk,

427
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,712
unless, of course,
you wanna talk about putting

428
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,244
a guard outside your door.

429
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,682
- Deal?
- Deal.

430
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,798
We've gotta be honest
with each other.

431
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,585
Why is Morrissey's dish here?

432
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,296
Whose what?

433
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:57,392
<i>Shawn, we've been lost
for an hour.</i>

434
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,716
That dog's never coming back.

435
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:01,394
Babe of all babes.

436
00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:02,731
<i>I can't believe
you're in Santa Barbara.</i>

437
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,316
- What?
I can explain, babe.

438
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,451
<i>I was just trying to help.</i>

439
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:06,526
- Please don't.
Just stop.

440
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:08,129
<i>I'm here too.</i>

441
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,237
<i>I need to talk to you
about dinner.</i>

442
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,489
Right, dinner.

443
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,207
- Cancel.
- I'm not gonna cancel.

444
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,731
I think we should cancel.

445
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,535
- No, we're not gonna cancel.
Don't be silly.

446
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,412
I already have something
in motion that's amazing.

447
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,140
Tonight's gonna be a night
we remember forever.

448
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,572
Um... okay.

449
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,792
I'm just... I'm stuck
at the airport,

450
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,671
<i>and I may need
a little extra time,</i>

451
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:27,815
<i>so maybe we should just...</i>

452
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,382
Hey, what you said is perfect.

453
00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:32,291
I'll see you tonight.
I love you.

454
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,698
She was giving you an out.

455
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,182
She sounded
really strange, Gus.

456
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,339
Like Lupita in "Us"?

457
00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:39,695
No, well, which one?

458
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,852
"Tethered."

459
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,538
No, not that strange.

460
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,457
I just feel like I really
let her down this time.

461
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,525
- You're protecting Lassie.
He begged us not to tell her.

462
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,224
It doesn't matter, Gus.

463
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,496
I can't keep sneaking around
and lying like this anymore.

464
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,312
She's probably sitting
at the airport all misty-eyed,

465
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:54,766
wondering if I'll ever be

466
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,493
the truthful grown-ass
man she deserves.

467
00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:59,077
What am I... Let's go home.

468
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,463
<i>This is Chief Lassiter.</i>

469
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,351
<i>Shots fired.
I'm down.</i>

470
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,706
<i>I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.</i>

471
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,212
<i>- We have an officer down.
All units respond.</i>

472
00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:33,519
<i>Situation critical.</i>

473
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,511
<i>They never found
the slug for it.</i>

474
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,664
<i>There's a bullet missing
from the crime scene.</i>

475
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,770
- I didn't see anything!
Don't shoot.

476
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:07,397
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- I'm sorry.

477
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:08,701
I shouldn't have come back.

478
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,898
Look, you need
medical attention.

479
00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:14,393
And I need that bullet
in your leg.

480
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,530
<i># How lucky can one guy be #</i>

481
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:27,540
- She's later than us.
Go!

482
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:28,793
- Dude!
- Go, do it!

483
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:29,742
She'll be here any second, man.

484
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,619
Make it romantic.

485
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:34,255
I'll plate the dinners.
You set the mood.

486
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:35,675
<i># Ain't that a kick
in the head #</i>

487
00:19:35,699 --> 00:19:38,918
Ooh,
next level petal-ing, Gus.

488
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:42,379
<i># She's telling me
we'll be wed #</i>

489
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:43,856
Shawn, why did you
choose the menu

490
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,018
from "A Charlie Brown
Thanksgiving"?

491
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,561
Because it's the only thing
they had

492
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,509
at the gas station, Gus.

493
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,312
Come on, son.

494
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,482
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

495
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:51,430
Don't... don't answer that.

496
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:52,525
I couldn't if I wanted to.

497
00:19:52,549 --> 00:19:53,766
My phone is even worse now.

498
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:54,861
None of the buttons are working.

499
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,560
Well, we reap what we sow.

500
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:57,697
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

501
00:19:57,721 --> 00:19:59,491
- She's coming.
Okay!

502
00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:01,534
I gotta get the candles.
You sneak down the fire escape.

503
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:04,568
- Cool.
Wait, fire escape?

504
00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:08,030
I am really proud of how
you've handled all of this.

505
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,449
It was big of you to bail
on Lassiter's case,

506
00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:12,785
especially with goblins
on the table.

507
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:15,006
Thank you, but I also know
that you're not sold

508
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,834
on the guy who confessed
to shooting Lassie.

509
00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:19,833
But, babe, your neck
is way out there on this one.

510
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,962
Shawn Spencer, are you
the one worried about me

511
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,672
sniffing around
where I shouldn't be?

512
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:25,901
That's right, it feels good
to be the adult

513
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,060
in this relationship.

514
00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:28,144
Just this once.

515
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,635
Yeah.

516
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,023
Seriously, though, please
promise me

517
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,607
that you'll let
the locals handle this one.

518
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,112
- Of course.
- Of course.

519
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,956
That being said,
I'm gonna take this list.

520
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,573
I'm gonna do all
these errands for you,

521
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:42,534
which include
"polishing Lassie's rod."

522
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,995
But first, I'm gonna
wrap both of us

523
00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:46,369
in your favorite green Snuggie.

524
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,541
And we're gonna be in there
for a while.

525
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,749
It's in the big dresser
drawer with all the bedding!

526
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,910
Heh.

527
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,007
What are you doing?

528
00:20:57,031 --> 00:20:58,622
That fire escape was steep,
Shawn.

529
00:20:58,699 --> 00:21:01,136
- Come on, man.
It's been a couple of hours.

530
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,720
Look, I told her all afternoon
that you were gonna be gone.

531
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,982
Now you've turned me
into a liar again.

532
00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,391
- You are a liar.
- Your dad's a liar.

533
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,998
Did you tell her
about the hand?

534
00:21:08,075 --> 00:21:08,841
No, because the hand
is not important,

535
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,759
because we're off the case.

536
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,397
- Now give me this damn Snuggie.
- Get your own damn Snuggie.

537
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:13,565
This is my damn Snug...

538
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:14,899
Ow!

539
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:16,140
What's that?

540
00:21:16,216 --> 00:21:17,817
Nothing, hon.

541
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:23,689
Hey, babe.

542
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:24,868
It's weird.
I can't find the Snuggie.

543
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,567
But you know what?

544
00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:28,389
We don't need that particular
Snuggie, because...

545
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,030
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

546
00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,666
Is that Gus' ringtone?

547
00:21:33,743 --> 00:21:36,535
That is Gus' ringtone,
isn't it?

548
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:39,913
He must have left his phone
here, silly black goose.

549
00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:42,550
I just remembered
where the Snuggie is.

550
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,596
It's in the bedroom,
but it's deep.

551
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,463
I think there's a depth to it.
Will you go look for it?

552
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,881
You just wanna see
who's calling

553
00:21:48,957 --> 00:21:50,060
so you can decide whether
or not to pick it up.

554
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:51,717
Will you marry me?

555
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:52,988
Only if we can have toast
and jelly beans for dinner

556
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,053
every night.

557
00:21:54,129 --> 00:21:55,774
- Deal.
This is it.

558
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:56,900
- That's where it's at.
- This is home base.

559
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,858
Yep.

560
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,559
Good God, man, turn that off.

561
00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:01,935
- I'm trying.
It's Woody.

562
00:22:02,012 --> 00:22:03,656
- Well, answer it.
He's got the hand.

563
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,075
I thought you said the hand
wasn't important.

564
00:22:05,099 --> 00:22:06,501
Where did you get
a Nutri-Grain bar?

565
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,992
Don't worry about that, Shawn.

566
00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:10,694
<i>Mmm.</i>

567
00:22:10,771 --> 00:22:12,905
<i>Guys, first of all, thank you</i>

568
00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:15,616
<i>for the delicious smoked meats.</i>

569
00:22:15,692 --> 00:22:17,187
- He ate the hand?
- He didn't eat the hand.

570
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,963
I put some smoked meats
in with the hand.

571
00:22:18,987 --> 00:22:20,162
Why would you do that?

572
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,633
Because it was $26
to mail the box

573
00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:23,109
whether it was full or not, Gus.

574
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,135
I thought you of all people
could appreciate

575
00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:25,178
that level of frugality.

576
00:22:25,202 --> 00:22:26,835
Woody?

577
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:27,972
<i>I have good news
and I have bad news.</i>

578
00:22:27,996 --> 00:22:29,755
<i>The venison, scrumptious!</i>

579
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,977
<i>Oh, also there was
a usable print</i>

580
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,204
<i>on one of the dead guy's
fingers.</i>

581
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,271
<i>I got a name for the victim.</i>

582
00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:37,846
<i>Some hotshot manufacturing CEO</i>

583
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,431
<i>named Devon Tileback.</i>

584
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:41,152
- Devon.
Okay, okay.

585
00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:42,726
What's the bad news?

586
00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:44,280
<i>Shawn, the buffalo was chewy.</i>

587
00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:45,990
<i>Tasted a little bit
like fingernails.</i>

588
00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:47,200
- That makes sense.
It was actually tofuffalo.

589
00:22:47,224 --> 00:22:49,942
<i>- Oh, tofuffalo.
Okay.</i>

590
00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:51,538
Damn it, now we've got
a real murder case

591
00:22:51,562 --> 00:22:52,473
and a real victim.

592
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,987
<i>Nope, no, no, no.</i>

593
00:22:54,064 --> 00:22:55,542
<i>He wasn't murdered
or dissolved by a witch.</i>

594
00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:56,907
<i>He committed suicide.</i>

595
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,729
- Suicide?
<i>- Yeah, about a week ago.</i>

596
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,689
<i>Jumped off a bridge
into the Santa Ynez River.</i>

597
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,298
<i>Body was never found
until now, I guess.</i>

598
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,009
<i>Luka, no.
No, sweetie.</i>

599
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,962
<i>Butterfly's baby is playing
with a spleen again.</i>

600
00:23:10,038 --> 00:23:11,850
<i>- I should go.</i>
- Yeah, you should.

601
00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:13,590
Well, this great.

602
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,019
There's no ghost.
It's open and shut.

603
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,102
We're off the hook.

604
00:23:16,178 --> 00:23:17,895
No, Gus, this is bad.

605
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:20,191
The suicide, the hand
turning up behind the hospital

606
00:23:20,215 --> 00:23:22,026
where Lassie's seeing ghosts...
Come on.

607
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:23,320
Jules is gonna go right back
down there

608
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:24,643
when she hears all this stuff.

609
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,905
We have to save her
from herself.

610
00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:27,213
What does that even mean?

611
00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:28,700
It means we go back
to Santa Barbara

612
00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:30,149
and start lying again.

613
00:23:30,225 --> 00:23:31,327
Be careful for spiders.

614
00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:35,529
- Shawn!
- Here comes the tickler!

615
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,009
Morrissey?

616
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,679
No.

617
00:24:00,756 --> 00:24:02,901
What have I told you
about getting up on the bed?

618
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:05,642
Down.

619
00:24:05,719 --> 00:24:07,561
Off.

620
00:24:07,638 --> 00:24:09,758
I can move you off me
any time I want to.

621
00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:13,284
Actually, that's not true,
is it?

622
00:24:15,229 --> 00:24:17,229
You think I'm a fraud,
don't you?

623
00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:18,666
You think they're gonna
retire me,

624
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,617
gonna be a burden to my family.

625
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:23,213
Gonna sit in the La-z-Boy
the rest of my life

626
00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:25,037
yelling at the TV.

627
00:24:25,113 --> 00:24:28,957
Oh, crap, that would suck.

628
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,802
I'm gonna level with you, dog,
just between you and I.

629
00:24:31,879 --> 00:24:34,213
I don't know if I'm ever gonna
walk again.

630
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,760
What are you looking at?

631
00:24:49,805 --> 00:24:52,531
You see that, right?

632
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,170
I mean, that guy's
really bleeding.

633
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,778
Come on, dog, tell me
I'm not crazy.

634
00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:00,166
- Of course you're not crazy.
You're a Lassiter.

635
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,032
I thought I told you
to leave me alone.

636
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:05,619
I know, son, but we have
so much catching up to do.

637
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,045
Oh, Lassie, Lassie, Lassie.

638
00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:18,882
Look, we believe that you saw
something last night,

639
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,842
but why would a man
soaked in blood

640
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:23,053
sneak into some stables
at a recovery house?

641
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:26,098
- I know what I saw.
- Did anybody else see this?

642
00:25:26,174 --> 00:25:27,274
Yes.

643
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,114
A dog?

644
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,230
Oh, my God,
Morrissey ate Dolores.

645
00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:34,690
Dolores is fine.

646
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,150
Look, Lassie,
we're trying here, man.

647
00:25:37,227 --> 00:25:38,151
We are.

648
00:25:38,228 --> 00:25:39,736
But that hand, remember?

649
00:25:39,813 --> 00:25:41,463
The hand that Morrissey found
belongs to

650
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,624
some techie CEO that
took a dive into the river.

651
00:25:43,701 --> 00:25:45,867
It has nothing to do with you
or the Herschel House.

652
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,370
And keeping these trips secret
is proving very difficult.

653
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,622
Gus slept in a drawer
last night.

654
00:25:50,699 --> 00:25:52,010
Full disclosure,
it's the best sleep

655
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,333
I've had in years.

656
00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:55,013
I might even stay there
again tonight.

657
00:25:55,037 --> 00:25:56,347
- Yeah, guess again.
- You'll never know.

658
00:25:56,371 --> 00:25:58,130
Regardless, your only
witness is a dog,

659
00:25:58,206 --> 00:25:59,965
who I'm not convinced
didn't eat a nurse.

660
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,060
Guys, please,
just check out the stables

661
00:26:03,137 --> 00:26:04,772
and then you can tell me
I'm crazy.

662
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,190
- He said "please."
- He did.

663
00:26:06,214 --> 00:26:07,214
Shoot.

664
00:26:16,892 --> 00:26:18,077
Selene.

665
00:26:18,101 --> 00:26:19,735
Oh, hi, Juliet.

666
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,956
Do you know where I can file
a missing person's report?

667
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,282
Oh, yeah, I can do
that for you right away.

668
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,836
- Who's it for?
- Gus.

669
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,293
Gus?

670
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:29,380
Yes, he's not at work
and he hasn't answered

671
00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:30,704
his phone in two days.

672
00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:32,084
And I've called
from lots of phones.

673
00:26:32,108 --> 00:26:34,675
- Selene, come on, it's Gus.
It's fine.

674
00:26:34,752 --> 00:26:37,096
He doesn't have
a deceptive bone in his... oh.

675
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,222
You know what?

676
00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:40,097
He left his phone at our house

677
00:26:40,174 --> 00:26:42,060
when they got back
from Santa Barbara.

678
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:43,392
What?

679
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:45,063
He didn't tell me he was going
to Santa Barbara.

680
00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:46,386
Neither did Shawn.

681
00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:48,207
That's 'cause they were
sneaking around

682
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,484
on a case they didn't want me
to know about.

683
00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:50,726
- And that doesn't upset you?
- No.

684
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,384
It makes it easier for me

685
00:26:52,461 --> 00:26:54,072
to sneak around and investigate
cases they don't know about.

686
00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:55,863
Juliet, there's something
or someone

687
00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:57,033
he's not telling me about.

688
00:26:57,057 --> 00:26:58,699
Oh, is this about the nurse?

689
00:27:00,477 --> 00:27:03,737
What nurse?

690
00:27:03,814 --> 00:27:06,031
Oh, no, it's nothing.

691
00:27:06,108 --> 00:27:09,062
Lassiter's nurse,
she's just very sweet,

692
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,797
and she just seems
to really like Gus.

693
00:27:10,821 --> 00:27:12,245
Super innocent.

694
00:27:12,322 --> 00:27:15,874
Sorry, why would Kessler
contradict his own alibi?

695
00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:17,738
Unless he was forced to.

696
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,111
You know what, Selene?

697
00:27:19,188 --> 00:27:20,732
I am sorry, I have to go
to Santa Barbara

698
00:27:20,756 --> 00:27:23,390
and get a prisoner to recant
his confession.

699
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:26,802
Gus is way into you.
Try not to spiral over nothing.

700
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,929
Bye!

701
00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:30,389
A nurse isn't nothing.

702
00:27:32,926 --> 00:27:35,455
All right,
I guess the bloody figure

703
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,990
would have had to come
through here.

704
00:27:38,014 --> 00:27:40,065
Man, even the stables
are spotless.

705
00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,582
- I'd even eat off this floor.
- You'd eat off any floor.

706
00:27:44,113 --> 00:27:45,237
Now, why would they keep

707
00:27:45,313 --> 00:27:47,447
all this medical equipment
down here?

708
00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:49,958
That doesn't make any sense.

709
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,910
What are these?

710
00:27:51,987 --> 00:27:53,295
Ice chips.

711
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,966
They give them to patients
during therapy

712
00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:56,400
when they can't hold down
solid food.

713
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:58,278
What are you doing?
Are you eating that?

714
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,502
Dude, there's, like, five
different flavors in there.

715
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,357
- You can't do that, Shawn.
It's impolite.

716
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,305
Impolite?

717
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:04,382
You ate a Nutri-Grain bar

718
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,174
that you found in an armoire.

719
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,438
Exactly, it didn't belong
to anyone... oh, my gosh.

720
00:28:08,462 --> 00:28:09,605
Blue raspberry.

721
00:28:09,629 --> 00:28:11,847
Now you see what I'm saying.

722
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,440
This is like a Concord grape.

723
00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:17,018
- Excuse me.
Good morning.

724
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,271
Are you eating
the patients' ice chips?

725
00:28:19,347 --> 00:28:21,148
- I am not.
He is.

726
00:28:21,224 --> 00:28:22,618
- That's not true.
- We're sorry.

727
00:28:22,642 --> 00:28:25,277
We're just... we're both fans
of delicious flavor.

728
00:28:25,353 --> 00:28:27,498
- We're friends of the Chief.
Carlton Lassiter.

729
00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:29,810
Ah, friends of the Chief's.

730
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,294
- Hi.
- Hello.

731
00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:32,920
- I'm Dr. Herschel.
This is my facility.

732
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:35,129
Those are my ice chips.

733
00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:37,644
Oh.

734
00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:40,946
I'd like to remind you,
gentlemen,

735
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,588
that the areas marked
"restricted" are restricted,

736
00:28:44,664 --> 00:28:47,299
because they are restricted.

737
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,329
- That feels fair.
- Mm-hmm.

738
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,522
We were wondering, did you
have any unexpected visitors

739
00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:54,139
late last night
who had been attacked violently

740
00:28:54,216 --> 00:28:55,568
and perhaps large pools of blood

741
00:28:55,592 --> 00:28:58,338
in this general area
maybe headed that way?

742
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,936
No, no pools of blood.

743
00:29:00,013 --> 00:29:01,632
Any people living
in your pipes?

744
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,201
Maybe speaking their own
tongue, perhaps Parsel.

745
00:29:03,225 --> 00:29:04,941
I'm fairly certain we do not.

746
00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:06,579
I feel like we're making
some serious strides here.

747
00:29:06,603 --> 00:29:08,028
Yes.

748
00:29:08,104 --> 00:29:09,540
What about
one-handed patients?

749
00:29:09,564 --> 00:29:10,350
Be it by birth,
industrial accident,

750
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,157
or voodoo.

751
00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:14,594
100% of our patients have
100% of their appendages.

752
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,162
May I ask, gentlemen,
what is this about?

753
00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:18,580
Say nothing.

754
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:19,998
Carlton may have seen
a zombie.

755
00:29:20,075 --> 00:29:21,552
What are you doing?

756
00:29:22,619 --> 00:29:24,364
It was not a zombie, sir.

757
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,432
It was a normal man possibly
infected with rage,

758
00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:28,215
drenched in his own blood.

759
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,578
And, oh, did you know there are
bodies in your fields?

760
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,019
Now I'm doing it.

761
00:29:33,588 --> 00:29:36,306
You.
You're good.

762
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,569
You are very good
at extracting confessions.

763
00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:39,985
Impressive.

764
00:29:41,721 --> 00:29:45,023
I know that the Chief
has been seeing things

765
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,483
that are unexplainable.

766
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,287
Believe me, we are doing
everything in our power

767
00:29:48,311 --> 00:29:50,540
to help him work through this
during his recovery.

768
00:29:50,564 --> 00:29:52,531
We even sent for a specialist

769
00:29:52,607 --> 00:29:54,908
all the way from the island
of Cuba to help,

770
00:29:54,985 --> 00:29:59,120
Mr. A.V. Catalon, a renowned
homeoneurotraumatist.

771
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:01,634
Dr. Herschel, I'm going
to be honest with you.

772
00:30:01,658 --> 00:30:03,978
That title sounds like you
made it up right this second.

773
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,169
Do you have a picture
of this alleged Dr. Catalon?

774
00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:08,358
All you have to do is look
into the flap of his book.

775
00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:09,392
What?

776
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,410
He wrote a book?

777
00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:13,479
May I be honest with you,
gentlemen?

778
00:30:13,503 --> 00:30:15,053
Please, sir.

779
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:16,416
The Chief's behavior
is perfectly within

780
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,150
the realm of normal for someone

781
00:30:18,174 --> 00:30:21,226
who has experienced
such severe trauma.

782
00:30:21,303 --> 00:30:23,562
The only danger is if somebody

783
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:26,281
were to fuel his fantasies.

784
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,277
Am I being clear?

785
00:30:30,353 --> 00:30:31,954
- Yes.
- Good.

786
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:35,240
Now, if I am ever to see
you two gentlemen again,

787
00:30:35,317 --> 00:30:38,159
I hope it is in the area
marked "for visitors,"

788
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,204
because that's where visitors

789
00:30:41,281 --> 00:30:44,466
do their visiting.

790
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,251
It tracks.

791
00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:48,587
Good day.

792
00:30:48,663 --> 00:30:50,589
Good day.

793
00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:54,634
- Wait for it...
- Good, good.

794
00:30:54,711 --> 00:30:56,147
- Good, good.
- Clear.

795
00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:02,295
I like to suck on the tips.

796
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,446
What?

797
00:31:08,317 --> 00:31:09,686
- O'Hara.
- Hmm?

798
00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,662
- There you are.
- You got it, didn't you?

799
00:31:11,686 --> 00:31:14,206
Police Commissioner,
I can't believe it!

800
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:15,499
You'll come back
and visit us, right?

801
00:31:15,523 --> 00:31:17,374
No, final interviews
are later today,

802
00:31:17,451 --> 00:31:18,959
and I'm just one of three.

803
00:31:19,036 --> 00:31:20,296
- It's an honor to be considered.
- Mm-hmm.

804
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,536
Oh, scratch that.

805
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,275
I want it, I need it,
it is mine to lose.

806
00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,664
Yeah.

807
00:31:24,741 --> 00:31:26,352
So why'd you wanna talk
to me so bad?

808
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:28,543
Ballistics is having
a little trouble identifying

809
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,064
this slug that
you brought in yesterday,

810
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,588
and I don't recall
the case it's from.

811
00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:34,758
Oh, I was just
crossing some Ts

812
00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:37,385
in the Embarcadero Shipping
case.

813
00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:39,429
- Okay.
Then, good.

814
00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:41,648
- Yeah.
- And, O'Hara...

815
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,350
Yes, Chief?

816
00:31:43,426 --> 00:31:44,820
If you're going to go
after Lassiter's shooter,

817
00:31:44,844 --> 00:31:48,633
please do us the courtesy
of clocking out first

818
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,482
and never lie to me,

819
00:31:50,558 --> 00:31:52,534
even if you think
it's for my own protection.

820
00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:55,487
I'm sorry.

821
00:31:55,563 --> 00:31:57,489
I thought they had
someone in custody.

822
00:31:57,565 --> 00:31:59,485
- They do.
- And he confessed?

823
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,076
He did.

824
00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,495
- I can explain.
- Oh, I didn't ask you to.

825
00:32:03,571 --> 00:32:06,414
And I don't need to remind you
how many cold-blooded killers

826
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,383
get off on technicalities.

827
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,645
So, you're going
to Santa Barbara to see

828
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,177
about a prisoner, huh?

829
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:20,804
Well, I'm going to see
about a nurse.

830
00:32:28,138 --> 00:32:30,800
Gus, is this place starting
to mess with your head?

831
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:33,285
I suddenly have the urge
to give myself a tongue bath.

832
00:32:33,309 --> 00:32:36,027
- Focus, Shawn.
- Right.

833
00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:38,288
Look, I don't get it.

834
00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:40,082
Devon Tileback's life
was perfect.

835
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:41,366
His company just went public.

836
00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:42,812
Why would he jump off a bridge?

837
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,828
He just started spending
his money like a boss.

838
00:32:44,904 --> 00:32:46,329
He had everything left
to live for.

839
00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:48,289
I don't know, Gus.

840
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:49,708
But Lassiter is spiraling

841
00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:51,303
with every single
unanswered question.

842
00:32:51,327 --> 00:32:52,607
We need to prove something,

843
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,324
even if it's not what
we wanna prove.

844
00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:55,797
We've ruled out the hell hag.

845
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,893
Maybe we take a harder look
at Tileback.

846
00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:00,686
Now what are we missing?

847
00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:19,457
- That doesn't make sense.
- What?

848
00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:21,614
Our guy worked from
morning till night, right?

849
00:33:21,691 --> 00:33:24,229
So what's he doing driving
all the way into the hills

850
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,244
to the Vikings Den Ice Bar?

851
00:33:26,321 --> 00:33:27,882
- An ice cream bar?
- No, no, no, ice bar.

852
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,259
The ones where
they give you a parka

853
00:33:30,283 --> 00:33:31,927
and they have
subzero temperatures.

854
00:33:31,951 --> 00:33:33,637
They're either
for tourists or Eskimos.

855
00:33:33,661 --> 00:33:35,795
- He could be an Eskimo.
What?

856
00:33:35,872 --> 00:33:38,142
Let's go get loaded
for Lassie.

857
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,558
You're not a public defender.

858
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,435
No, wait, Mr. Kessler.

859
00:33:50,512 --> 00:33:52,531
I just don't want you to make
a mistake by going to jail

860
00:33:52,555 --> 00:33:55,273
for a crime you did not commit.

861
00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:57,495
Look, I know you've had
a lot of heartbreaks

862
00:33:57,519 --> 00:33:59,497
in your life,
but you can get out of this.

863
00:33:59,521 --> 00:34:00,539
I can help you.

864
00:34:00,563 --> 00:34:02,142
No, you can't, okay?

865
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,782
They're everywhere.
They're here.

866
00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:05,675
They know everything.

867
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,870
- Think about your wife.
- Look, you don't get it, okay?

868
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:11,539
I can't trust anyone.
I'm fully exposed in here.

869
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:13,636
Don't let anybody force you
to do this.

870
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,753
- Think about your child.
- Wait, wait, wait.

871
00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:19,881
You have a kid, and you're
willing to go to jail

872
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,382
for nothing?

873
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,686
What the hell is wrong with you?

874
00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:24,396
- The hell is this?
- Nobody.

875
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,940
Nobody?

876
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,473
- I'm your best friend.
- Best friend?

877
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:29,944
What, you brought
your best friend with you?

878
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,434
Look, you know what?
I'm done.

879
00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:32,947
- I'm done with you guys.
- You know what?

880
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,698
You're right, we are done,
you ol' deadbeat D'Andre.

881
00:34:34,722 --> 00:34:35,908
- No, look, wait...
- Peace out.

882
00:34:35,932 --> 00:34:37,868
- What?
Kessler, wait.

883
00:34:37,892 --> 00:34:39,932
- Open the door.
- We are not done.

884
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,655
You know what?

885
00:34:43,731 --> 00:34:45,532
I may have overreacted slightly.

886
00:34:45,608 --> 00:34:47,325
May...

887
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:57,460
I don't like this, Shawn.

888
00:34:57,537 --> 00:34:59,557
We're the only non-motorcycle
in this parking lot

889
00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:00,766
and these people are
extra white,

890
00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:02,340
which is never good.

891
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:03,978
Well, you'll just have
to be extra black, then.

892
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,677
You bet.

893
00:35:07,547 --> 00:35:09,347
These mittens are
awfully restrictive,

894
00:35:09,424 --> 00:35:10,943
and I'm afraid my hat
used to be a raccoon.

895
00:35:10,967 --> 00:35:12,475
The fur is fake, Shawn.

896
00:35:12,552 --> 00:35:14,446
What we should have done
was waited to see if

897
00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,240
any more of those fancy brown
earmuffs became available.

898
00:35:16,264 --> 00:35:17,741
Let's just get
the information we need,

899
00:35:17,765 --> 00:35:19,845
drink some chilled moonshine,
and bounce out of here.

900
00:35:19,893 --> 00:35:21,276
Hello.

901
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:24,432
Hi, you must be
the vodka consigliere?

902
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,736
What the hell is this?

903
00:35:29,777 --> 00:35:32,704
What can you tell us
about Devon Tileback?

904
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,008
Don't talk about Devon
in here.

905
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,456
Why not?

906
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,853
He owed a lot of money.

907
00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:38,501
- What?
That dude was loaded.

908
00:35:38,578 --> 00:35:42,255
Look, he was a good guy,
but he was starting to lose it.

909
00:35:42,332 --> 00:35:44,727
Kept going on about
all of his dark secrets

910
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,384
being exposed.

911
00:35:46,461 --> 00:35:47,771
First of all, thank you
for being so forthcoming.

912
00:35:47,795 --> 00:35:49,023
- It's refreshing.
- Yeah.

913
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,388
What secrets do you mean?

914
00:35:50,465 --> 00:35:53,558
Hello.

915
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,854
Hmm?

916
00:35:57,931 --> 00:36:00,732
- Ova.
This is my place.

917
00:36:00,808 --> 00:36:02,448
- Both: Oh.
- Yes.

918
00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:04,444
You're just the man we'd like
to speak with.

919
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,081
Question: do you have
any more of

920
00:36:06,105 --> 00:36:08,083
those smoky topaz-brown
earmuffs?

921
00:36:08,107 --> 00:36:12,577
Those are for our VIPs,
and we're all out.

922
00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:14,913
Have you ever been to Norway?

923
00:36:14,989 --> 00:36:16,748
Just once
with my brother-in-law.

924
00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:18,086
We don't talk about that,
Shawn.

925
00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,630
Ova, I'm going to be honest
with you.

926
00:36:19,661 --> 00:36:21,294
Neither of us have heard
of this joint,

927
00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,880
and I wasn't even aware
this mountain existed.

928
00:36:23,957 --> 00:36:26,068
Well, we just opened
last year.

929
00:36:26,092 --> 00:36:27,871
This is my second chapter.

930
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,511
I used to run
a different business,

931
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,231
successful and rewarding
in its own way,

932
00:36:33,308 --> 00:36:36,976
but life has a way
of giving you a new direction.

933
00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:38,519
It does.

934
00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:39,874
Can I treat you to
a favorite of mine

935
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:40,908
from back home?

936
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,649
Is it Oreo-flavored?

937
00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:44,304
It is not.

938
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:47,487
It is cask-aged
by my family in Flekkefjord

939
00:36:47,563 --> 00:36:50,615
for the last 120 years.

940
00:36:50,692 --> 00:36:51,983
Not to seem ungrateful,

941
00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:53,826
but do you have
anything Russian?

942
00:36:53,903 --> 00:36:56,441
Gentlemen,
Norwegian tradition.

943
00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:58,717
First, we look
into each other's eyes...

944
00:36:58,741 --> 00:36:59,666
Mm.

945
00:36:59,742 --> 00:37:01,011
And we say:

946
00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:09,937
- Skal!
- Cheers!

947
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,311
And cheers!

948
00:37:13,006 --> 00:37:15,607
- Ah, kerosene.
- Uh!

949
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:23,815
Tell me, who is the bearded
Daryl Hannah over there?

950
00:37:23,891 --> 00:37:25,703
- That's Per.
He's my son.

951
00:37:25,727 --> 00:37:27,827
Both:
Ah.

952
00:37:29,772 --> 00:37:31,583
He's also clearly
within earshot.

953
00:37:31,607 --> 00:37:34,659
He's already displeased
with me and my career choices.

954
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,744
Perhaps we all stop
gawking at him?

955
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,955
- Fair enough.
Gus, we need to go.

956
00:37:39,032 --> 00:37:40,860
We do, but first,
I need to go.

957
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,444
This vodka went
right through me.

958
00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:46,504
Thank you
for your hospitality, Ova.

959
00:37:46,581 --> 00:37:47,975
We'll be back to wear
these coats again,

960
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,465
I can assure you.

961
00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:50,750
Can we reserve two pair of

962
00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:53,511
the extra plush
russet brown earmuffs?

963
00:37:53,588 --> 00:37:55,733
Be sure to put you
on the top of the list.

964
00:38:14,976 --> 00:38:16,826
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

965
00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,828
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

966
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,591
<i># I'm looking for a cutie #</i>

967
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:22,582
<i># With a booty, understand #</i>

968
00:38:22,658 --> 00:38:25,877
<i># I'm Mr. Bootyman
I'm Mr. Bootyman #</i>

969
00:38:25,953 --> 00:38:27,712
- Stop it.
Stop it.

970
00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:29,183
Stop it.

971
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,965
What the hell?

972
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:33,051
That was not supposed
to happen.

973
00:38:33,127 --> 00:38:35,636
My cousin partnered
with Greg Grunberg on an app

974
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:38,389
called "Jamaica Me Alla Way."

975
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:40,391
There are some bugs,
and that's what caused me

976
00:38:40,468 --> 00:38:41,779
to photograph your...

977
00:38:41,803 --> 00:38:43,936
Hairless genitals over there
twice.

978
00:38:44,013 --> 00:38:45,897
I will erase the photos
immediately.

979
00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:51,986
Bad news, I just tweeted that.

980
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,405
You are one sick individual.

981
00:38:54,482 --> 00:38:55,785
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

982
00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:56,960
Don't retweet that!
Don't retweet that!

983
00:38:56,984 --> 00:38:58,534
Damn it!

984
00:38:58,611 --> 00:39:00,703
You know, sometimes,
I really hate my followers.

985
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,581
You know what we do
with sick individuals?

986
00:39:03,658 --> 00:39:06,667
You give them the space
and care they deserve?

987
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:08,639
They get what they deserve,
all right.

988
00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:12,140
- What could I do?
I pulled the man's finger.

989
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,079
- Let's go.
Let's go!

990
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,011
Psst.

991
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,554
It was nice meeting you, Ova.

992
00:39:18,631 --> 00:39:20,150
- And you.
- Let's go!

993
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,437
Dude, what the hell happened
in there?

994
00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:28,784
I will tell you
on my deathbed, Shawn.

995
00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:30,568
- We go on foot.
- What?

996
00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:34,454
Run, Shawn!

997
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:40,868
Come on!

998
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:45,498
- Dude, dude!
Motorcycle.

999
00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:46,883
Let's go!

1000
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,220
- No, no, no, no, no.
I can't do it.

1001
00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:49,614
You can't do what,
ride a motorcycle?

1002
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,179
In all the years I owned one,

1003
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:52,641
how many times did you actually
see me ride, Gus?

1004
00:39:52,665 --> 00:39:53,890
I don't care.

1005
00:39:53,967 --> 00:39:55,561
Shawn, there's a bunch
of angry Viking bikers

1006
00:39:55,585 --> 00:39:56,585
coming this way now.

1007
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:58,063
- No.
- Let's go.

1008
00:39:58,087 --> 00:39:59,565
I promised Jules I wouldn't
ride anymore,

1009
00:39:59,589 --> 00:40:00,732
and I gotta be honest
about something.

1010
00:40:00,756 --> 00:40:01,900
Dude, now is not
the time to try

1011
00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:03,026
to suddenly live up
to your vows.

1012
00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:05,254
- Let's go.
- That's fair.

1013
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,793
- Make a hard right!
Hard right!

1014
00:40:10,817 --> 00:40:12,035
Turn right!
Turn right!

1015
00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:14,013
Turn right!

1016
00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:22,754
That wasn't a hard right,
Shawn.

1017
00:40:22,778 --> 00:40:24,287
I tried to tell you, man!

1018
00:40:24,363 --> 00:40:25,672
What do you we do now?

1019
00:40:25,748 --> 00:40:28,499
I guess we just lay here
for a while.

1020
00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:30,251
Who the hell are you guys?

1021
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:32,848
- Who the hell are we?
Who the hell are you?

1022
00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:35,223
You're Devon Tileback.

1023
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,352
Dude, our dog found your hand.

1024
00:40:37,376 --> 00:40:39,177
You're supposed to be dead.

1025
00:40:39,253 --> 00:40:42,013
You need to stop whatever it
is you think you're doing.

1026
00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:43,534
You have no idea
who you're dealing with.

1027
00:40:43,558 --> 00:40:45,044
More people are gonna die.

1028
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,226
Just let me stay dead.

1029
00:40:47,303 --> 00:40:49,145
You're ruining everything.

1030
00:40:49,222 --> 00:40:50,688
When you say "everything"...

1031
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,262
Where did that shot come from?

1032
00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:55,827
Play dead.

1033
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,911
- Buzz frickin' McNab.
- In a suit.

1034
00:41:04,987 --> 00:41:06,065
It's even his size.

1035
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:07,066
What's going on with the hair?

1036
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:08,590
It's a douche-hawk, Shawn.

1037
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,760
Oh, there's a piece
coming loose.

1038
00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:11,259
Dude, he's got my phone.

1039
00:41:12,828 --> 00:41:15,074
Buzz, you look big and slick.

1040
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,975
Shawn, Gus, what are you guys
doing in Santa Barbara?

1041
00:41:16,999 --> 00:41:20,329
Well, I left a Frisbee signed
by a German film director

1042
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:22,812
Florian Henckel
von Donnersmarck when I moved,

1043
00:41:22,889 --> 00:41:24,149
and I've come back
to collect it.

1044
00:41:24,173 --> 00:41:25,409
Gus has a new love interest
down here

1045
00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:26,357
who happens to be a nurse.

1046
00:41:26,434 --> 00:41:27,734
Not true.

1047
00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,088
- Can I have that?
- It's evidence.

1048
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:30,155
It's mine.

1049
00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:31,339
You guys got here too quick

1050
00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:32,280
for us to fish it out
of the ditch.

1051
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,065
Did you kill that guy?

1052
00:41:34,141 --> 00:41:35,786
Buzz, please, the man was
dead before we spoke to him.

1053
00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:37,068
What?

1054
00:41:37,144 --> 00:41:39,122
- He died a second time, Buzz.
Keep up.

1055
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:40,808
- Why are you here?
- Super top secret, man.

1056
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,417
I can't tell you or anyone
from your department

1057
00:41:42,441 --> 00:41:44,103
or any former members
of your department,

1058
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:46,002
especially not J...

1059
00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:48,996
Jules?

1060
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,132
That means she's
still working this case.

1061
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:54,752
She lied to me, Gus.
She lied to me.

1062
00:41:54,829 --> 00:41:56,115
I'm so turned on right now,
dude.

1063
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,783
Shawn, don't be happy
about this.

1064
00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,619
You are setting
a dangerous precedent.

1065
00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,353
Honesty is the key component
in any...

1066
00:42:01,377 --> 00:42:02,729
- Who's she talking to?
- This doesn't look

1067
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:04,189
- like a hospital.
- Selene.

1068
00:42:04,213 --> 00:42:06,692
What the... dude,
we gotta get out of here.

1069
00:42:06,716 --> 00:42:07,932
Selene found me.

1070
00:42:08,009 --> 00:42:09,403
Damn it, I knew I was gonna
get caught!

1071
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,988
- Just act natural.
- What is happening?

1072
00:42:11,012 --> 00:42:11,945
Buzz, you never saw us.

1073
00:42:12,021 --> 00:42:13,073
But this is a crime scene.

1074
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,283
Okay, listen very closely.

1075
00:42:14,307 --> 00:42:15,826
- Guy in a ditch.
- Named Devon.

1076
00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:16,961
- Faked death.
- Owed people money.

1077
00:42:16,985 --> 00:42:18,161
- Got found.
- Got shot.

1078
00:42:18,185 --> 00:42:19,454
- Now dead.
- Case closed.

1079
00:42:19,478 --> 00:42:21,078
We will waive our fee
for solving this,

1080
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:23,155
because you still have to
figure out who shot him.

1081
00:42:23,232 --> 00:42:25,241
Okay, but how am I...

1082
00:42:25,318 --> 00:42:26,709
Whoo-whoo.

1083
00:42:29,038 --> 00:42:29,963
- Nope.
- Yep.

1084
00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:31,747
- Nope.
- Yep.

1085
00:42:31,824 --> 00:42:32,748
- Move, sir, move, sir, sir.
- Do not let her in here.

1086
00:42:32,825 --> 00:42:35,301
This is a crime scene.

1087
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:38,282
What's going on here?

1088
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:40,006
I'm not sure,
but if I had a guess,

1089
00:42:40,082 --> 00:42:41,435
a guy faked his death
and then got shot

1090
00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,329
by the people
he was hiding from.

1091
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:44,455
How long have you been here?

1092
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,679
- Ten minutes.
- Wow.

1093
00:42:46,756 --> 00:42:47,899
That's impressive.

1094
00:42:47,923 --> 00:42:49,223
- Thanks, Juliet.
It means a lot.

1095
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,017
Hmm.

1096
00:42:51,093 --> 00:42:53,113
Here is the ballistics report
on the bullet

1097
00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,072
that went through Lassiter.

1098
00:42:54,096 --> 00:42:55,479
There was a second gun,

1099
00:42:55,556 --> 00:42:57,909
which means the guy
who confessed is a liar.

1100
00:42:57,933 --> 00:42:59,202
Don't tell anyone
how you got this.

1101
00:42:59,226 --> 00:43:00,735
You understand?

1102
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:02,247
I'm not sure I understand
anything right now.

1103
00:43:02,271 --> 00:43:03,915
That's the Buzz I know
and love.

1104
00:43:03,939 --> 00:43:05,101
How's Francie?

1105
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,833
Oh, she's teaching yoga
to horses now.

1106
00:43:09,078 --> 00:43:10,911
A cop!

1107
00:43:19,121 --> 00:43:20,972
Nice hiding space, Shawn.

1108
00:43:21,049 --> 00:43:22,434
Then where do you suggest
we go, Gus?

1109
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,225
We're in the forest
and we look like bears.

1110
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,779
Yeah, but there's cops
everywhere.

1111
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:27,272
No one is paying attention
to us, Shawn.

1112
00:43:27,296 --> 00:43:29,232
- No one.
- You're right, that's weird.

1113
00:43:29,256 --> 00:43:32,058
Juliet, if you would simply
take me to the hospital...

1114
00:43:32,134 --> 00:43:34,852
Selene, I am working a case
I have no business working on.

1115
00:43:34,929 --> 00:43:36,966
So I am super sorry,
but I would like

1116
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:40,024
to respectfully request
that you shut the hell up.

1117
00:43:40,101 --> 00:43:41,295
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry.

1118
00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:42,722
I should have said heck.

1119
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:43,986
You brought a friend with you?

1120
00:43:44,063 --> 00:43:45,725
- It's Gus' girlfriend.
- Hi.

1121
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,977
Oh, you're the nurse.

1122
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,228
No!

1123
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,410
Shawn, Selene's coming back.

1124
00:43:51,487 --> 00:43:54,150
- Through the car.
- Good call.

1125
00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:55,454
Hurry!

1126
00:43:56,468 --> 00:43:57,486
Careful, you're getting
footprints

1127
00:43:57,510 --> 00:44:00,364
all over Jules' seats.

1128
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,380
Stop kicking everything.

1129
00:44:02,456 --> 00:44:05,016
You kicked everything
everywhere.

1130
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:07,385
Shawn, she's coming.

1131
00:44:07,461 --> 00:44:09,512
There is no reason
that keeps us here right now.

1132
00:44:09,588 --> 00:44:10,938
Dude, there kinda is.

1133
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,256
- Shawn, she's gonna see us.
Come on.

1134
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,490
Juliet, I'll just
get there myself.

1135
00:44:32,578 --> 00:44:34,370
I don't know what I did,
but I'm so sorry.

1136
00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:35,924
- Buzz.
- Mm-hmm?

1137
00:44:35,948 --> 00:44:38,124
I'm gonna need your car.

1138
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,876
Keys?

1139
00:44:40,953 --> 00:44:42,931
I left them in the car.

1140
00:44:48,377 --> 00:44:50,302
Oh, man.

1141
00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:52,583
Dude, will you snap out of it?

1142
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,933
- It's impossible.
- What's impossible?

1143
00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:57,026
I think I'm pregnant.

1144
00:44:57,103 --> 00:44:59,821
What?

1145
00:45:02,558 --> 00:45:04,453
<i>When did you all start trying
to have a baby?</i>

1146
00:45:04,477 --> 00:45:06,152
I don't know, Gus.

1147
00:45:06,228 --> 00:45:07,807
I thought we were waiting.

1148
00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:10,072
I assumed that we would start
with a hamster,

1149
00:45:10,149 --> 00:45:11,490
maybe a mini-leopard.

1150
00:45:11,567 --> 00:45:15,077
You know me, man.
I'm not ready for this.

1151
00:45:15,154 --> 00:45:16,256
You know the windows in the loft

1152
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,955
don't even fully close, right?

1153
00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:19,384
I'm gonna have to replace them.
Otherwise this is

1154
00:45:19,408 --> 00:45:20,644
"Baby's Day Out" all over again.

1155
00:45:20,668 --> 00:45:22,822
Shawn, calm down, calm down.

1156
00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:24,503
You're spinning.

1157
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:27,098
No reason to get worked up
over John Hughes' worst idea.

1158
00:45:27,175 --> 00:45:28,185
Are you even listening?

1159
00:45:29,376 --> 00:45:31,635
Lassie just texted, all caps.

1160
00:45:31,712 --> 00:45:33,648
He saw Wilkerson running
down the hallway.

1161
00:45:33,672 --> 00:45:34,972
Wilkerson?

1162
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:36,369
The comatose dude
in a wheelchair?

1163
00:45:37,676 --> 00:45:39,279
I think Lassie's hit
a new low.

1164
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:40,572
We're gonna have
to deal with this.

1165
00:45:40,596 --> 00:45:42,354
Uh, shouldn't we be dealing

1166
00:45:42,431 --> 00:45:43,355
with this whole
fatherhood thing?

1167
00:45:43,432 --> 00:45:44,844
Yes, but later.

1168
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:46,286
This Lassie thing is
the perfect reason

1169
00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:47,954
not to deal with
anything real at all.

1170
00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:49,164
How lucky is that?

1171
00:45:49,188 --> 00:45:51,363
And what exactly
are you thinking?

1172
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,032
Well, it is that time.

1173
00:45:53,108 --> 00:45:54,516
What time?

1174
00:45:55,945 --> 00:45:58,006
So now Lassie's seeing
some comatose man

1175
00:45:58,030 --> 00:45:59,633
up and running around,
but we've got a real dead guy

1176
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,207
on our hands.

1177
00:46:01,283 --> 00:46:02,427
We're concerned
we've lost him forever.

1178
00:46:02,451 --> 00:46:04,054
- Sh...
- Shawn!

1179
00:46:04,078 --> 00:46:05,364
I did not steal
your moustache collection.

1180
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,004
What is your problem?

1181
00:46:07,081 --> 00:46:09,173
Well, then you misplaced it,
Pop, or you used it

1182
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:11,217
as part of your bedroom play
for whatever

1183
00:46:11,293 --> 00:46:13,385
unfortunate jezebels
you convinced to participate

1184
00:46:13,462 --> 00:46:14,373
in your sick game.

1185
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,524
Ah!

1186
00:46:15,548 --> 00:46:17,056
This cat.

1187
00:46:17,132 --> 00:46:19,016
Look, I just want 'em back.
I need 'em back!

1188
00:46:19,093 --> 00:46:20,379
You better walk that tone
someplace else

1189
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,685
if you want my help.

1190
00:46:21,762 --> 00:46:23,365
All right, can I step in here?

1191
00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:25,116
Shawn is having a lot
going on right now.

1192
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,682
Big picture life stuff.

1193
00:46:26,759 --> 00:46:28,161
My only concern at the moment
is that my dad is

1194
00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:29,535
a liar and a thief.

1195
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:32,321
Do we even know if that merkin
on your face is real?

1196
00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:33,667
Stop!

1197
00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:35,544
I thought maybe,
when you got married,

1198
00:46:35,568 --> 00:46:37,754
you might take even
half a step toward

1199
00:46:37,778 --> 00:46:40,149
being an adult, but you are
regressing big time.

1200
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:42,456
Oh, well, I am way further
down that road

1201
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,083
than you can imagine being.

1202
00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:46,544
And this just in, I will never
steal from my child.

1203
00:46:48,163 --> 00:46:49,516
I can't wait for you to feel
what it's like

1204
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,642
to have to deal with a mini-you.

1205
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,394
I am counting the minutes to it.

1206
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:54,363
It'll be the redemption
of my life,

1207
00:46:54,387 --> 00:46:56,062
watching you fail.

1208
00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:01,934
And all those years
you thought you were telling me

1209
00:47:02,011 --> 00:47:04,195
things I didn't already know.

1210
00:47:04,272 --> 00:47:06,188
All right.

1211
00:47:06,265 --> 00:47:08,107
Lassie is spiraling.

1212
00:47:08,183 --> 00:47:10,161
We thought we were helping him
by looking into his visions,

1213
00:47:10,185 --> 00:47:12,987
but now we're concerned we're
just fueling his imagination.

1214
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:15,300
- Okay, guys, come on, come on.
Now, look.

1215
00:47:15,324 --> 00:47:17,669
Carlton is one of the best cops
I've ever known.

1216
00:47:17,693 --> 00:47:20,005
He survived six bullets
and a stroke.

1217
00:47:20,029 --> 00:47:22,340
His body may be playing
catch up,

1218
00:47:22,364 --> 00:47:24,342
but his mind, it's as sharp
as I've ever known it.

1219
00:47:24,366 --> 00:47:25,958
Come on, let's face it.

1220
00:47:26,035 --> 00:47:27,721
He's never had much
of an imagination, right?

1221
00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:32,117
So when he says this guy
Wilkerson is faking it,

1222
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:35,467
maybe you should do
the crazy thing...

1223
00:47:35,544 --> 00:47:37,970
Believe him.

1224
00:47:38,047 --> 00:47:39,230
Believe him?

1225
00:47:39,307 --> 00:47:41,460
Gus, you know what this means.

1226
00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,245
- We have to go full...
- Dirty...

1227
00:47:43,269 --> 00:47:45,311
- Rotten...
- Scoundrels.

1228
00:47:50,443 --> 00:47:53,152
Afternoon, Wilkerson.

1229
00:47:53,228 --> 00:47:54,798
- How you doing?
- We're new here.

1230
00:47:54,822 --> 00:47:56,322
Name's Shawn Spencer.

1231
00:47:56,398 --> 00:47:57,709
This is my partner,
L'Eggo My Eggo.

1232
00:47:57,733 --> 00:47:59,502
- No.
- Norman Brownbutter.

1233
00:47:59,526 --> 00:48:01,452
Try again, Shawn.

1234
00:48:01,528 --> 00:48:03,381
- Dijon Hounsou?
- Accepted.

1235
00:48:03,405 --> 00:48:04,716
Why are you rejecting
nicknames in front

1236
00:48:04,740 --> 00:48:05,664
of a comatose guy?

1237
00:48:05,741 --> 00:48:07,166
Because I'm a pro.

1238
00:48:07,242 --> 00:48:08,551
Penny for your thoughts, Vic.

1239
00:48:08,628 --> 00:48:11,462
- Save your pennies, Dijon.
I got this.

1240
00:48:11,538 --> 00:48:14,660
I see it, Jack Daddy.

1241
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,634
You play it straight, huh?

1242
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:18,730
Tough guy
from the old neighborhood.

1243
00:48:18,754 --> 00:48:20,824
Probably didn't even cry
when Liz Berkley

1244
00:48:20,848 --> 00:48:24,558
got addicted to speed
in "Saved By the Bell."

1245
00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:26,352
But guess what.

1246
00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:29,438
- Even tough guys...
- Are ticklish.

1247
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:31,532
Uh-oh.

1248
00:48:32,768 --> 00:48:35,222
Looks like a very bad boy
is about to get attacked

1249
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,696
by the French tickler.

1250
00:48:37,773 --> 00:48:41,542
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

1251
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:43,336
Give it to him, Gus.

1252
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,497
Just give it to him.

1253
00:48:46,573 --> 00:48:48,666
Give it to him clean, please.

1254
00:48:48,742 --> 00:48:51,043
- Yeah, work it.
Prepare it.

1255
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,711
Get in there.

1256
00:48:52,788 --> 00:48:53,890
Take off his sock, Gus.

1257
00:49:00,879 --> 00:49:02,691
Come on, Wilkerson,
you know you can feel that.

1258
00:49:02,715 --> 00:49:05,265
Come on, man.

1259
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,726
You're gonna break,
and when you do,

1260
00:49:07,803 --> 00:49:10,729
you can take the window
or the stairs.

1261
00:49:13,225 --> 00:49:15,818
- Harder, Gus.
- Oh, it's about to get hard.

1262
00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:18,496
- Mm-hmm.
Aw, yeah.

1263
00:49:18,572 --> 00:49:21,407
Harder.
Harder, Gus.

1264
00:49:21,483 --> 00:49:23,659
Gus, go hard!

1265
00:49:23,736 --> 00:49:25,806
- Are you getting up in there?
- Oh, it's getting hard.

1266
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:27,871
- Get up in there.
Finish it!

1267
00:49:27,948 --> 00:49:30,424
- I'm going hard, Shawn!
- Excuse me.

1268
00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,252
What are you two doing?

1269
00:49:33,328 --> 00:49:35,587
Oh, we're just visiting
Mr. Wilkerson here.

1270
00:49:35,664 --> 00:49:38,382
Why have you removed
his stocking feet?

1271
00:49:38,459 --> 00:49:40,270
Dr. Herschel,
we have reason to believe

1272
00:49:40,294 --> 00:49:42,720
that your Wilkerson is faking.

1273
00:49:42,796 --> 00:49:43,796
Yes.

1274
00:49:43,839 --> 00:49:45,731
- Faking?
Faking?

1275
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,266
Yes.

1276
00:49:47,342 --> 00:49:49,768
This man suffers
from severe catatonia.

1277
00:49:49,845 --> 00:49:52,604
He has had imparity
of all bodily functions

1278
00:49:52,681 --> 00:49:54,231
for quite some time.

1279
00:49:54,308 --> 00:49:56,692
We're not even sure he's going
to recover at all,

1280
00:49:56,769 --> 00:49:58,861
and you're tickling his feet?

1281
00:49:58,937 --> 00:50:01,780
- Well, that's a regional term.
Gus prefers "playing football."

1282
00:50:01,857 --> 00:50:02,781
Ow.

1283
00:50:02,858 --> 00:50:05,334
Ah.

1284
00:50:08,822 --> 00:50:11,582
At first, I thought you two
had this harmless, idiotic

1285
00:50:11,658 --> 00:50:13,612
Ren and Stimpy thing...

1286
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:14,963
- Stimpy.
- Going.

1287
00:50:14,987 --> 00:50:18,172
Now, you're proving
to be dangerous.

1288
00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:21,550
I want you out.

1289
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:23,719
Shawn, Gus, what is going on?

1290
00:50:23,796 --> 00:50:25,857
- Dolores, great.
I can explain.

1291
00:50:25,881 --> 00:50:27,859
Have you ever seen
"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"?

1292
00:50:27,883 --> 00:50:29,725
Oh, we talking, like,
you and I,

1293
00:50:29,802 --> 00:50:31,922
like a Netflix and chill
scenario?

1294
00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:35,397
Nurse O'Riordan, kindly
escort these two pedofetishers

1295
00:50:35,474 --> 00:50:37,733
off the premises and then attend

1296
00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:39,943
to Mr. Wilkerson
and examine his feet

1297
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,695
for signs of violation.

1298
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:43,322
Violation?

1299
00:50:43,398 --> 00:50:45,657
Get your hands off
that man's eyeball.

1300
00:50:46,902 --> 00:50:49,870
There is a sign
marked "exit."

1301
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:54,708
It is marked "exit"
for the purpose of exiting.

1302
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:55,918
Find it, use it.

1303
00:50:55,994 --> 00:50:59,546
Gentlemen, my dander is rising.

1304
00:51:04,545 --> 00:51:05,953
I don't really know
what to say,

1305
00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,167
but I guess you guys
should probably come with me.

1306
00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:09,890
Oh, come on, Dolores.

1307
00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,444
You don't think maybe
there's another reason

1308
00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,404
that dude just got
a dander boner?

1309
00:51:13,428 --> 00:51:15,365
Maybe the "Good Doctor"
isn't so good,

1310
00:51:15,389 --> 00:51:17,492
and we're on to him
and so is Lassiter.

1311
00:51:17,516 --> 00:51:19,066
On to what?

1312
00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:21,388
Dr. Herschel's an incredible
doctor and humanitarian,

1313
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,445
who took on Carlton's case
at his own expense.

1314
00:51:23,522 --> 00:51:24,908
What does that mean,
like, for free?

1315
00:51:24,932 --> 00:51:25,823
That's just bad business.

1316
00:51:25,899 --> 00:51:26,977
Okay, you know what?

1317
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,534
Feel free to reach out
for updates,

1318
00:51:28,610 --> 00:51:30,577
but at this point,
I see no other option

1319
00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:32,505
than for you guys to stay away.

1320
00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:35,833
Good-bye.

1321
00:51:39,872 --> 00:51:42,723
- What is that?
That's surreal.

1322
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,080
I'm... I don't...

1323
00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:51,598
Shawn, we're done.

1324
00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:52,983
I need to get a hold of Selene

1325
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:53,984
before she turns me
into a voodoo doll.

1326
00:51:54,061 --> 00:51:55,589
Nope.

1327
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,781
What we need to do is get back
into that hospital

1328
00:51:56,805 --> 00:51:58,355
and help Lassie.

1329
00:51:58,432 --> 00:51:59,760
Why can we never just reach
the end of the line?

1330
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:01,619
Because we're close, Gus,
and we need eyes

1331
00:52:01,643 --> 00:52:03,639
on Dr. Herschel.

1332
00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:04,778
What is that?

1333
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:08,040
That is called plan B.

1334
00:52:08,117 --> 00:52:10,420
Arrival papers
and a security pass

1335
00:52:10,444 --> 00:52:13,453
for renowned touring trauma
specialist Dr. A.V. Catalon

1336
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,683
from Cuba.

1337
00:52:14,707 --> 00:52:16,426
Now, he could pick
them up himself,

1338
00:52:16,450 --> 00:52:17,844
but I suspect he's gonna get
a phone call later...

1339
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,804
Canceling his trip.

1340
00:52:19,828 --> 00:52:22,588
Who do we know in
the whole wide world

1341
00:52:22,664 --> 00:52:24,451
that could possibly
take his place?

1342
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:25,768
- Who?
- Oh.

1343
00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,801
- What?
- We.

1344
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,482
Oh, my gosh.

1345
00:52:33,559 --> 00:52:36,560
This is why I needed
my mustache collection, Gus.

1346
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,532
Hello.

1347
00:52:39,556 --> 00:52:44,410
My name is Amerigo Vespucci
Catalon Estevez.

1348
00:52:44,486 --> 00:52:45,705
- And you killed my father.
- No.

1349
00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:46,653
- Yes.
- No.

1350
00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:47,683
- Yes.
- No.

1351
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:48,992
- Yes.
- No.

1352
00:52:49,016 --> 00:52:50,668
- Yes, you did.
- I did not.

1353
00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:52,378
- Prepare to die.
- It's not gonna work, Shawn.

1354
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:53,713
- Are you kidding me right now?
This is a lock.

1355
00:52:53,737 --> 00:52:55,632
I'm virtually unrecognizable
to myself.

1356
00:52:55,656 --> 00:52:57,464
Somebody in here?

1357
00:53:09,628 --> 00:53:11,481
I'm going into
your dad's office

1358
00:53:11,505 --> 00:53:13,731
and I am calling the police.

1359
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:18,685
I know what you're thinking:
"Does he have a plan C?"

1360
00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,729
No, he does not.

1361
00:53:20,806 --> 00:53:23,732
But does he have a plan D?

1362
00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,078
Yes.

1363
00:53:30,824 --> 00:53:33,562
Woody, the mustache is
spectacular.

1364
00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,336
From my lip to God's ears.

1365
00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:37,065
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.

1366
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:38,705
Did you get the materials?

1367
00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:40,218
Do you need us to fill
you in on anything?

1368
00:53:40,242 --> 00:53:41,820
I studied everything about
him on the plane.

1369
00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,460
I know exactly who this guy is.

1370
00:53:43,537 --> 00:53:45,796
I know what makes him tick,
what excites him,

1371
00:53:45,872 --> 00:53:48,048
his biggest fears.

1372
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,883
I like that very much,
but, Woody,

1373
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,788
for our purposes here,
we should probably focus

1374
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,804
on the type of medicine
he practices

1375
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,792
and how he helps the patients
at this facility.

1376
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,610
I must disagree to disagree,
Shawn.

1377
00:53:57,634 --> 00:54:00,839
Sure, that will come into play
down the line, yes.

1378
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:03,814
But more importantly,
how does Catalon feel

1379
00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:06,575
about his mother
and her unriddling dominance

1380
00:54:06,652 --> 00:54:07,912
over him and his seven siblings?

1381
00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:08,847
He's an only child.

1382
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,112
In his mind, yes,

1383
00:54:10,188 --> 00:54:11,925
but that's how he managed
to survive

1384
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:14,561
in a world he distrusted
and the loss of the only woman

1385
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,785
he had ever loved, Esmerelda,

1386
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:18,120
hostess at the tobacco farm

1387
00:54:18,196 --> 00:54:19,841
where he spent
his formative summers.

1388
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:21,843
Editor's note: his bicycle had
a banana seat.

1389
00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:23,261
None of that is in here.

1390
00:54:23,285 --> 00:54:26,878
Well, of course it isn't,
dear, simple Gus.

1391
00:54:26,955 --> 00:54:31,550
But that doesn't make it
any less true in here and here

1392
00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:33,677
and just a little down here.

1393
00:54:33,754 --> 00:54:35,095
I feel woozy.

1394
00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:38,515
Woody, I need you
to concentrate, man.

1395
00:54:38,592 --> 00:54:40,100
We need you on the inside,

1396
00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,630
and we really need this to work.

1397
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:43,590
Shawn, I am calm.

1398
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,647
I am collected.

1399
00:54:45,724 --> 00:54:48,161
Not since Ben Affleck in,
well, anything,

1400
00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:51,611
has an actor been more prepared
for a role in his life.

1401
00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:53,833
- You're not an actor.
- You're barely a coroner.

1402
00:54:53,857 --> 00:54:55,168
You planning on doing
an accent?

1403
00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:57,868
Yes, I am.

1404
00:54:57,944 --> 00:54:59,940
- Less is more.
- A lot less.

1405
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,581
Guys, I got this.

1406
00:55:02,657 --> 00:55:04,458
Adios, hombres.

1407
00:55:07,829 --> 00:55:10,047
Is he doing a limp?

1408
00:55:10,123 --> 00:55:11,785
You're doing a limp?

1409
00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,133
I got this.

1410
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:20,649
Buenos tardes, señorita,
or young lady.

1411
00:55:20,726 --> 00:55:23,769
I am Dr. Amerigo Catalon

1412
00:55:23,845 --> 00:55:27,022
from the island country
of Cuba reporting for work.

1413
00:55:27,099 --> 00:55:29,691
Dr. Catalon, wonderful.

1414
00:55:29,768 --> 00:55:31,994
Could you just spell that
for me?

1415
00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:36,957
- No.
No, I cannot.

1416
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:40,285
Okay.

1417
00:55:50,372 --> 00:55:51,880
You're gonna do great.

1418
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:53,256
I know.

1419
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,977
These were marked urgent
for you.

1420
00:55:55,001 --> 00:55:56,221
Thank you.

1421
00:55:56,245 --> 00:55:58,062
I will check them
after my interview.

1422
00:56:06,304 --> 00:56:08,146
Welcome, Karen.

1423
00:56:08,223 --> 00:56:11,650
It's exciting to be nearing
the conclusion of our search.

1424
00:56:11,726 --> 00:56:15,579
As you know, the process
has been an exhaustive one.

1425
00:56:17,649 --> 00:56:20,325
Uh... oh.

1426
00:56:20,402 --> 00:56:22,828
Yes, and thank you
for considering me

1427
00:56:22,904 --> 00:56:27,165
for such... such a... lofty...

1428
00:56:27,242 --> 00:56:29,709
I can't believe... it's an honor
just... just really

1429
00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:31,962
to... to be considered.

1430
00:56:32,038 --> 00:56:34,701
And I never thought
that I would reach

1431
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,600
such a lofty...

1432
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:41,555
I have to go.

1433
00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:42,898
Excuse me?

1434
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:47,194
We're making our decision today.

1435
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:50,230
- Oh, I know.
Um, choose Pradhan.

1436
00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:52,607
She's much more cut out
for this,

1437
00:56:52,684 --> 00:56:56,278
and this room is ridiculous.

1438
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,299
- Woody.
- Oh!

1439
00:57:06,323 --> 00:57:08,665
- What do you got for us?
Did you see Lassie?

1440
00:57:08,742 --> 00:57:10,320
- I got all his pills.
- Great job, man.

1441
00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:11,971
You were born to do
undercover work.

1442
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:13,848
- I am deep in, guys.
- That's great.

1443
00:57:13,872 --> 00:57:15,108
Woody, can you hand us
the pills, please?

1444
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,184
We don't wanna get caught
in here.

1445
00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,717
Sure.

1446
00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:22,929
Okay, I just want to point out
that you guys requested

1447
00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:25,807
that I take Lassiter's pills.

1448
00:57:25,884 --> 00:57:28,121
See, I thought you wanted me
to be the guinea pig on this,

1449
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:30,729
but now I understand your way
is a much better plan.

1450
00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:33,273
And the good news is,
they're time-release pills,

1451
00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,775
and I have one painfully lodged
in my throat,

1452
00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:39,946
but watch the problem solver
at work solving the problem.

1453
00:57:42,234 --> 00:57:44,771
Come on, man.

1454
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,330
Do you have a surgical glove
by chance?

1455
00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:51,208
Forty-three pairs... they also
come in wine and burnt pumpkin.

1456
00:57:51,284 --> 00:57:52,301
I'm a hoarder.

1457
00:57:57,999 --> 00:58:01,727
Okay, first of all,
that's a Chiclet.

1458
00:58:01,803 --> 00:58:03,353
Wait, there's more.

1459
00:58:07,259 --> 00:58:08,817
What the...

1460
00:58:08,894 --> 00:58:11,612
Someone did not want us
to find this.

1461
00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:13,230
Bandages, stitches...

1462
00:58:13,306 --> 00:58:15,232
Peroxide.

1463
00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:18,235
Dude, this is all
for an emergency patch job.

1464
00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:20,829
Somebody was coming here
for help on the down low

1465
00:58:20,906 --> 00:58:22,072
from a doctor.

1466
00:58:22,148 --> 00:58:23,376
Okay, great.

1467
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,811
So which doctor was on duty

1468
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,204
the night Lassie saw
the bloody guy?

1469
00:58:26,228 --> 00:58:28,297
- We were here that day.
Dr. Herschel.

1470
00:58:31,324 --> 00:58:33,344
<i>Guys, I could get
in huge trouble for this.</i>

1471
00:58:33,368 --> 00:58:35,480
Dolores, all the pieces
are falling into place,

1472
00:58:35,504 --> 00:58:37,115
so Lassie could be
the next victim.

1473
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,058
I cannot believe Dr. Herschel
could be a villain.

1474
00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:40,340
Really?

1475
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,061
It's not like
he emanates warmth.

1476
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:43,997
Okay, look, I will sneak
you in to protect Carlton,

1477
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,261
but you cannot leave this room.

1478
00:58:45,297 --> 00:58:46,440
Of course, thank you, Dolores.

1479
00:58:46,464 --> 00:58:48,023
You're the best.

1480
00:58:51,094 --> 00:58:52,280
- Ice chips.
- Funyuns.

1481
00:58:52,304 --> 00:58:53,823
- You can get 'em both.
- Me?

1482
00:58:53,847 --> 00:58:55,032
Why do I have to risk
sneaking around?

1483
00:58:55,056 --> 00:58:56,209
- Jackal says what?
- What?

1484
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:57,910
Man.

1485
00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:09,002
Hey, Lass.

1486
00:59:11,865 --> 00:59:16,001
Quick ask, you know,
between two gentlemen.

1487
00:59:16,077 --> 00:59:20,755
When you first found out
that Marlowe was "with child,"

1488
00:59:20,832 --> 00:59:22,944
would you say that you were
overcome with joy

1489
00:59:22,968 --> 00:59:26,873
or was it more like
panic and confusion

1490
00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:31,024
and, um, a lack of oxygen?

1491
00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:35,737
Asking for a friend.

1492
00:59:38,391 --> 00:59:39,491
Eh.

1493
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,820
Guster.

1494
00:59:43,897 --> 00:59:45,447
- Henry?
What are you doing here?

1495
00:59:45,523 --> 00:59:48,325
I need to see Shawn,
but first, you're gonna tell me

1496
00:59:48,401 --> 00:59:50,897
why he was having an extra
sensitive cow earlier.

1497
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:53,079
- Something is going on.
- Oh.

1498
00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:54,425
- I know my son.
- No, mm-mm.

1499
00:59:54,449 --> 00:59:55,509
- Guster.
- Mm-mm.

1500
00:59:55,533 --> 00:59:57,250
Spit!

1501
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:00,462
- Fine.
I'ma tell you one time.

1502
01:00:00,538 --> 01:00:03,181
Shawn, Juliet...

1503
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:10,430
"Eliminate hippies."

1504
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:13,892
Gus, don't you come in here
without those blue ice chips.

1505
01:00:13,968 --> 01:00:17,404
I'm gonna make you feed me
like a Jamaican baby bird.

1506
01:00:19,024 --> 01:00:21,816
What are you doing here?

1507
01:00:21,893 --> 01:00:25,570
And why are you looking
at me like that?

1508
01:00:25,647 --> 01:00:28,351
I think I might have crossed
a line back at the office.

1509
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,250
I saw something
that I'd never seen.

1510
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,826
I think I hurt you.

1511
01:00:31,903 --> 01:00:34,090
- No.
No, you didn't hurt me.

1512
01:00:34,114 --> 01:00:35,538
Maybe just a little.

1513
01:00:35,615 --> 01:00:38,842
- That's not possible.
I'm impervious.

1514
01:00:40,578 --> 01:00:45,382
Shawn, look.

1515
01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:47,954
Being a dad, it isn't easy.

1516
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,271
Is this your version
of an apology?

1517
01:00:49,295 --> 01:00:51,021
Shawn, would you
let me finish?

1518
01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:57,435
It isn't easy, but it may be

1519
01:00:57,512 --> 01:01:00,021
the best thing a man can do

1520
01:01:00,098 --> 01:01:01,940
in his entire lifetime.

1521
01:01:02,016 --> 01:01:03,483
Look, what I'm just trying
to say is

1522
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,152
that if you're so lucky,
you'll see the day

1523
01:01:06,229 --> 01:01:07,237
that your kid is born.

1524
01:01:07,313 --> 01:01:10,018
No... whenever that happens.

1525
01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:13,493
Your heart, it goes from being
inside your chest

1526
01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:16,296
to outside your body
to this other being

1527
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:19,958
it attaches itself to,
who now owns it.

1528
01:01:20,034 --> 01:01:23,211
And it swings around
like a frickin' tether ball.

1529
01:01:23,288 --> 01:01:25,909
Boom.

1530
01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:29,184
You never get it back
and that's the torture.

1531
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:32,554
And I recommend it highly.

1532
01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:41,905
Yeah, well, I don't know
if it's recommended for me.

1533
01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:45,703
All due respect, Dad,
I'm not like you.

1534
01:01:45,727 --> 01:01:47,569
- No.
Oh, no, you're not.

1535
01:01:51,116 --> 01:01:54,075
And that's why you'll be
better than me.

1536
01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:01,719
This is weird
and uncomfortable.

1537
01:02:01,743 --> 01:02:04,377
- Yeah, weird.
How can I help?

1538
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,847
Well, I'm supposed to finish

1539
01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:08,450
this list of errands for Lassie.

1540
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:11,885
There are 93 items
and I'm on number two.

1541
01:02:11,961 --> 01:02:13,437
Who the hell writes
this small?

1542
01:02:13,513 --> 01:02:17,056
- Uh... that is really small.
Let me show you something.

1543
01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:20,435
You can use the camera.

1544
01:02:20,512 --> 01:02:23,363
You click that and then pinch.

1545
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,468
Zhoop.

1546
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,044
- Ooh.
- Magnification.

1547
01:02:27,068 --> 01:02:28,943
That is sweet Daddy blue eyes.

1548
01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:33,582
Wait.
What is that indentation?

1549
01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:38,286
"Silent partner."

1550
01:02:38,363 --> 01:02:40,580
Dad, he wrote "silent partner,"

1551
01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:43,217
and that's the date
of the shooting.

1552
01:02:43,284 --> 01:02:44,904
That's why he went
to the warehouse,

1553
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:46,386
to meet with the victim.

1554
01:02:46,463 --> 01:02:47,515
Do you think
you could get this...

1555
01:02:47,539 --> 01:02:48,974
- Analyzed?
- Yeah.

1556
01:02:48,998 --> 01:02:50,559
- I'll be back in two hours.
- Great.

1557
01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:51,986
We'll stay here and watch
Lassie, like real men.

1558
01:02:52,010 --> 01:02:55,081
- I got greedy, Shawn.
I took everything.

1559
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,397
I sure hope none of
these patients get dry mouth.

1560
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,401
- My God.
Is that a bundt cake?

1561
01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:01,087
The nurse's lounge
was unlocked too.

1562
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:04,020
- Did you bring forks?
- Come on, son.

1563
01:03:04,097 --> 01:03:05,091
And we're back.

1564
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,534
Thanks, Dad.

1565
01:03:06,558 --> 01:03:08,661
Sweet.
That looks unusually moist.

1566
01:03:08,685 --> 01:03:10,660
- Ow.
- That's yours.

1567
01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,225
Gus, goo-gooing
in your sleep again.

1568
01:03:42,302 --> 01:03:43,518
Knock it off.

1569
01:04:08,161 --> 01:04:09,386
What the...

1570
01:04:22,508 --> 01:04:24,526
Mary?

1571
01:04:24,603 --> 01:04:26,060
What?

1572
01:04:26,137 --> 01:04:27,615
What the hell are
you doing here, man?

1573
01:04:27,639 --> 01:04:29,617
- I'm a baby, Shawn.
It's glorious.

1574
01:04:29,641 --> 01:04:31,065
I just finished teething.

1575
01:04:31,142 --> 01:04:32,411
Hey, have you
ever been swaddled?

1576
01:04:32,435 --> 01:04:34,330
It's like a joyful
mummification.

1577
01:04:37,732 --> 01:04:40,074
- What is that?
Why are you doing that?

1578
01:04:40,151 --> 01:04:41,420
Hey, could you do
a quick pivot

1579
01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:42,463
and get me out of this diaper?

1580
01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:44,412
Because I just filled it,

1581
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,215
and I am a little uncomfortable
with how right that felt to do.

1582
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:49,954
- Okay.
Okay.

1583
01:04:49,978 --> 01:04:51,794
I see what's going on here.

1584
01:04:51,871 --> 01:04:53,513
I got news for everybody.

1585
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:55,640
I don't know how to change
a diaper, okay?

1586
01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,634
I'm not ready for you.

1587
01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,227
I don't care what my dad says.

1588
01:04:59,304 --> 01:05:00,773
And what does that mean?

1589
01:05:00,797 --> 01:05:03,084
Let's talk about that.
Let's unpack that.

1590
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,600
What it means is that
I get why you're here,

1591
01:05:05,677 --> 01:05:07,852
but the only thing I know
about fatherhood is

1592
01:05:07,929 --> 01:05:10,438
what I learned from all eight
episodes of "Manimal."

1593
01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:13,274
What I need to know is,
where do you land

1594
01:05:13,351 --> 01:05:15,287
on the whole
nurture versus nature thing?

1595
01:05:15,311 --> 01:05:19,572
I.e. might you offer up
your teat?

1596
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:20,907
I absolutely will not.

1597
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,337
How 'bout a lullaby, then?

1598
01:05:23,361 --> 01:05:26,371
Something in G major maybe,
if it suits you, sir.

1599
01:05:26,447 --> 01:05:29,290
All right,
but if I sing to you,

1600
01:05:29,367 --> 01:05:32,794
will you go to sleep,
you strange little baby-man?

1601
01:05:32,870 --> 01:05:34,150
That's the idea.

1602
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,762
- # So, kid #
- # May I please #

1603
01:05:42,839 --> 01:05:45,607
# No, you can't
have this teat #

1604
01:05:45,684 --> 01:05:47,642
# Such a tease #

1605
01:05:47,719 --> 01:05:50,548
- # So, kid #
- # Just a squeeze #

1606
01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,398
# It's just a figure
of speech #

1607
01:05:53,474 --> 01:05:55,483
# Would you please go to sleep #

1608
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,318
# How can I fall asleep? #

1609
01:05:57,395 --> 01:05:58,736
# When I can't have this teat #

1610
01:05:58,813 --> 01:06:02,699
# But you can't have
this teat #

1611
01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:07,331
Shawn.

1612
01:06:07,405 --> 01:06:09,965
Who are you gently
and sweetly singing with?

1613
01:06:11,909 --> 01:06:14,502
- Gus!
Oh, you look beautiful.

1614
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,539
I'd hug ya,
but my nappy's packed

1615
01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,840
and I could spit up
at any second.

1616
01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:20,675
Do you wanna hear
something funny?

1617
01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:22,385
Gus can totally change a diaper.

1618
01:06:22,462 --> 01:06:23,706
You must be
out of your damn mind.

1619
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,513
My point is simply
that you have been ready

1620
01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:26,848
for fatherhood your whole life.

1621
01:06:26,924 --> 01:06:28,358
You dated a woman with a kid.

1622
01:06:28,435 --> 01:06:30,518
You accidentally abducted
some other kid.

1623
01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:32,489
All you have to do is copy
what your dad did with you,

1624
01:06:32,513 --> 01:06:35,565
because look how you turned out.

1625
01:06:37,018 --> 01:06:38,746
That was really sweet, you guys,

1626
01:06:38,770 --> 01:06:41,904
in a extremely convoluted way,
but two questions.

1627
01:06:41,981 --> 01:06:45,917
One, is there a ladybug
looking over my shoulder?

1628
01:06:45,994 --> 01:06:48,878
And two, is there anything else
that you could please

1629
01:06:48,955 --> 01:06:50,591
put me in,
so I'm not bouncing here

1630
01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:51,873
in my own poop cage?

1631
01:06:51,949 --> 01:06:52,874
I don't want to belabor
the point,

1632
01:06:52,950 --> 01:06:54,709
but it is getting sloppy.

1633
01:06:54,786 --> 01:06:57,762
Whoo!

1634
01:06:57,839 --> 01:07:00,423
Have you guys ever seen blue?

1635
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,933
Aww.

1636
01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:08,848
Gus, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

1637
01:07:08,925 --> 01:07:12,393
- Wilkerson?
We got jackaled.

1638
01:07:16,557 --> 01:07:19,901
Now, that would be huge
if I wasn't dreaming.

1639
01:07:19,977 --> 01:07:22,737
Mary, let me ask you... Mary?

1640
01:07:26,818 --> 01:07:28,910
Oh.

1641
01:07:31,823 --> 01:07:33,476
- Gus, what is this?
Why are we doing this?

1642
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,028
He's resisting, Shawn!

1643
01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,637
- Get off of me!
- Are you sure?

1644
01:07:36,661 --> 01:07:38,252
It seems a bit one-sided.

1645
01:07:38,329 --> 01:07:39,420
He's a merman!

1646
01:07:39,497 --> 01:07:41,631
He's a merman, Shawn with gills!

1647
01:07:41,707 --> 01:07:43,633
I can't hold him down
on account of his slippery,

1648
01:07:43,709 --> 01:07:44,759
scaly epidermis!

1649
01:07:44,836 --> 01:07:46,594
What is wrong with you two?

1650
01:07:46,671 --> 01:07:47,940
Excuse me, sir.

1651
01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:49,942
Are you or are you not a merman?

1652
01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:51,819
No, I'm not a frickin' merman!

1653
01:07:51,843 --> 01:07:54,811
- Gus.
Gus!

1654
01:07:54,887 --> 01:07:56,031
No gills.

1655
01:07:58,391 --> 01:07:59,732
So let me get this straight.

1656
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:02,318
You've just been pretending
this whole time?

1657
01:08:02,395 --> 01:08:04,487
No, not the whole time.

1658
01:08:04,564 --> 01:08:07,281
I mean, I still have
some numbness on my right side,

1659
01:08:07,358 --> 01:08:09,503
but I can get around, obviously.

1660
01:08:09,527 --> 01:08:11,327
And you can't tickle for crap.

1661
01:08:11,404 --> 01:08:13,913
- Why are you doing this?
Is this an insurance thing?

1662
01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:15,759
And is that a cactus
growing out of your head?

1663
01:08:15,783 --> 01:08:19,010
No and no
and stop touching my scar, man.

1664
01:08:19,087 --> 01:08:20,920
- I gotta wake up.
Wake up, Gus.

1665
01:08:20,997 --> 01:08:21,991
- Gus.
- Wake up, come on.

1666
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:23,600
- Gus, Gus, Gus!
- What?

1667
01:08:23,624 --> 01:08:24,841
We're not sleeping, dude.

1668
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,728
I think baby Mary
was a hallucination.

1669
01:08:26,752 --> 01:08:28,522
I'm pretty sure Wilkerson's
the real deal,

1670
01:08:28,546 --> 01:08:29,982
but we're tripping on something.

1671
01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,692
No, not something,
psychotropes.

1672
01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:34,027
You suddenly feel like
you wanna confess something?

1673
01:08:34,051 --> 01:08:35,643
Yeah.

1674
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,521
I used to have a major thing
for Jewel,

1675
01:08:38,598 --> 01:08:41,691
even after the Civil War movie
and the Bollywood song.

1676
01:08:41,767 --> 01:08:44,443
I mean, the tooth
and the van story,

1677
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,020
she could yodel...

1678
01:08:46,097 --> 01:08:47,875
Somehow they're getting them
into the patients' meds.

1679
01:08:47,899 --> 01:08:49,877
I stopped taking mine,
but it didn't help.

1680
01:08:51,485 --> 01:08:52,827
Carlton may have seen
a zombie.

1681
01:08:54,655 --> 01:08:55,716
Did you know there are bodies
in your fields?

1682
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,915
Oh, gosh, it's the ice chips.

1683
01:08:57,992 --> 01:09:00,738
- What?
- Oh, that's just diabolical.

1684
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,837
They know everything.

1685
01:09:02,914 --> 01:09:04,630
That's how they get you.

1686
01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:06,894
Hey, look, if they find out
that I'm still lucid,

1687
01:09:06,918 --> 01:09:09,010
I'm a dead man walking, okay?

1688
01:09:09,086 --> 01:09:10,748
I have money.
I can pay you guys.

1689
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,680
But please don't give me up,

1690
01:09:12,757 --> 01:09:14,401
not after what they did
to my best friend.

1691
01:09:14,425 --> 01:09:16,893
- Devon Tileback?
- Yes, how'd you know that?

1692
01:09:16,969 --> 01:09:18,729
- We didn't.
- Until now.

1693
01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:20,154
You're the silent partner.

1694
01:09:20,231 --> 01:09:21,898
Tell us everything you know
and your truth

1695
01:09:21,974 --> 01:09:24,066
will be safe in the vault
of secrets.

1696
01:09:24,143 --> 01:09:27,403
Um, we had an IPO coming up

1697
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,157
and, um, we were cooking
the books that the company...

1698
01:09:31,234 --> 01:09:33,743
- No!
- It was Tileback's idea.

1699
01:09:33,819 --> 01:09:36,704
- Shame.
- I just... I went along with it.

1700
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:39,665
The lying was killing me.
I was having panic attacks.

1701
01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:41,654
And the next thing you know
I'm recovering here

1702
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,085
from a stroke.

1703
01:09:43,162 --> 01:09:44,223
<i>And apparently
I spilled everything</i>

1704
01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:45,713
to Herschel during therapy,

1705
01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:47,076
because a few days later,
a guy shows up

1706
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,538
at our office saying
he knows everything.

1707
01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:53,471
<i>And he offers to keep
his mouth shut for a price.</i>

1708
01:09:53,547 --> 01:09:54,889
A steep price.

1709
01:09:54,966 --> 01:09:56,818
Tileback played along
for a little while,

1710
01:09:56,842 --> 01:09:58,893
but once the IPO was announced,

1711
01:09:58,970 --> 01:10:00,561
they wanted to bleed us dry.

1712
01:10:00,638 --> 01:10:02,718
<i>Tileback tried
to secretly meet up</i>

1713
01:10:02,765 --> 01:10:05,483
<i>with Chief Lassiter,
and they shot the Chief.</i>

1714
01:10:05,559 --> 01:10:07,621
<i>They tracked Tileback down
and they cut off his hand</i>

1715
01:10:07,645 --> 01:10:09,015
<i>as a warning.</i>

1716
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:10,249
He tried to disappear,
but they found him

1717
01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,822
and then they killed him.

1718
01:10:11,899 --> 01:10:14,700
- Who is "they"?
- I don't know, I don't know.

1719
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:17,578
They have someone working
on the outside,

1720
01:10:17,655 --> 01:10:20,008
doing all their dirty work
so that they can't be connected

1721
01:10:20,032 --> 01:10:21,540
to the recovery house.

1722
01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:23,676
Devon was so scared
and now he's dead.

1723
01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:27,421
And I will be too
if they ever see me walking.

1724
01:10:27,498 --> 01:10:29,643
Then why are you packing up
your stuff and leaving?

1725
01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:31,144
Because obviously,
it's not safe

1726
01:10:31,168 --> 01:10:32,093
for me here either.

1727
01:10:32,169 --> 01:10:33,594
Hey, hey, hey.

1728
01:10:33,671 --> 01:10:35,232
Your secret is safe
in the vault of secrets.

1729
01:10:35,256 --> 01:10:36,342
Redundant.

1730
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:38,032
From one jackal to another,

1731
01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:39,695
sit tight until we figure out
who's on the outside,

1732
01:10:39,719 --> 01:10:41,936
because that's the guy
who shot the chief of police.

1733
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:47,733
- It's Herschel and his twin.
- What?

1734
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:49,037
There's one guy standing
over there, Gus.

1735
01:10:49,061 --> 01:10:50,621
How many of those ice chips
did you eat?

1736
01:10:50,688 --> 01:10:52,947
I just ate the last one.

1737
01:10:53,024 --> 01:10:54,699
You kept eating them
after we knew

1738
01:10:54,775 --> 01:10:56,200
they were laced
with hallucinogens?

1739
01:10:56,277 --> 01:10:58,297
- I can't help it, Shawn.
I run island hot.

1740
01:10:58,321 --> 01:11:01,163
- Ha!
Dr. Hersch... Woody!

1741
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,260
- Well, hey, guys.
How are we doing?

1742
01:11:03,284 --> 01:11:05,721
What are you two
still doing here?

1743
01:11:05,745 --> 01:11:07,014
I get to cover
the night rounds

1744
01:11:07,038 --> 01:11:08,629
for Dr. Herschel.

1745
01:11:08,706 --> 01:11:09,847
Dr. Herschel's gone?

1746
01:11:11,676 --> 01:11:13,603
Tell me that isn't the guy
I was supposed to be watching.

1747
01:11:13,627 --> 01:11:15,678
You know, not to pile
on the criticisms, Woody,

1748
01:11:15,755 --> 01:11:17,691
but we're actually trying
to close up this case quietly,

1749
01:11:17,715 --> 01:11:19,557
which means keeping
the evidence hidden

1750
01:11:19,633 --> 01:11:21,161
until we know who
the outside triggerman is.

1751
01:11:21,185 --> 01:11:23,602
- This is new stuff.
- What?

1752
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,699
Yeah, I went looking
for that Chiclet I coughed up...

1753
01:11:25,723 --> 01:11:27,209
You know, five day rule
and all...

1754
01:11:27,233 --> 01:11:29,887
I saw that we missed
some of the hidden bandages.

1755
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,619
Wait a minute.

1756
01:11:31,696 --> 01:11:34,030
Is this a smoky topaz-brown
earmuff or am I imagining it?

1757
01:11:34,106 --> 01:11:36,666
I don't know anybody who
would wear a bloody earmuff.

1758
01:11:39,570 --> 01:11:41,662
Gus, I know where
the outside man is.

1759
01:11:41,739 --> 01:11:44,259
Shawn, will you get
your hand off my knee?

1760
01:11:51,064 --> 01:11:52,715
<i>Gus, for the last time.</i>

1761
01:11:52,792 --> 01:11:54,072
Someone from this ice bar

1762
01:11:54,135 --> 01:11:56,155
went to the Herschel House
covered in blood

1763
01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:58,332
and got stitched up
mob doctor style.

1764
01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,609
Our highly skilled tracking dog,

1765
01:12:00,633 --> 01:12:02,712
along for the assist
with this earmuff,

1766
01:12:02,736 --> 01:12:04,112
is going to lead us
right to them.

1767
01:12:04,136 --> 01:12:05,864
Shawn, we've done
this routine before.

1768
01:12:05,888 --> 01:12:07,783
Do you not know the definition
of insanity?

1769
01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:08,992
Gus, please,
I'm going to leave

1770
01:12:09,016 --> 01:12:10,274
the leash on this time.

1771
01:12:10,351 --> 01:12:13,736
- So?
- Morrissey, smell this muff.

1772
01:12:15,056 --> 01:12:18,908
Ow.
Good news, bad news.

1773
01:12:18,984 --> 01:12:19,995
What's the bad news?

1774
01:12:20,019 --> 01:12:21,160
He ate the earmuff.

1775
01:12:21,237 --> 01:12:22,703
What's the good news?

1776
01:12:22,780 --> 01:12:24,299
He clearly took on the scent,
Gus, body and soul,

1777
01:12:24,323 --> 01:12:26,966
and he will now lead us
to the owner of said muff.

1778
01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,843
Come on, son.

1779
01:12:33,341 --> 01:12:35,049
I'll be damned.

1780
01:12:35,126 --> 01:12:36,353
- You're almost in, man.
Come on, come on.

1781
01:12:38,129 --> 01:12:40,096
- What?
- Ah!

1782
01:12:40,172 --> 01:12:42,732
It took four minutes for you
to get inside that window.

1783
01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:44,278
Juliet Spencer O'Hara.

1784
01:12:44,302 --> 01:12:46,655
Shawn, I have never been
more angry with you.

1785
01:12:46,679 --> 01:12:48,090
- You can't be angry.
- Why?

1786
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:49,647
Your blood pressure,
obviously.

1787
01:12:49,723 --> 01:12:51,326
- What?
My blood pressure is fine.

1788
01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:52,630
What are you doing here?

1789
01:12:52,693 --> 01:12:53,954
We are trying to solve
this case

1790
01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:55,611
so that you don't get busted.

1791
01:12:55,688 --> 01:12:57,224
We have evidence that the guy
Lassie thought he imagined

1792
01:12:57,248 --> 01:12:58,392
is actually real,
came from this place,

1793
01:12:58,416 --> 01:12:59,907
and is a VIP.

1794
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,002
More importantly,
what are you doing here?

1795
01:13:01,026 --> 01:13:01,951
You shouldn't be alone.

1796
01:13:02,027 --> 01:13:03,898
I'm not alone.

1797
01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:06,205
I wasn't gonna let her
come here alone.

1798
01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:07,632
And where's this evidence?

1799
01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:08,885
- Currently?
Morrissey's stomach.

1800
01:13:08,909 --> 01:13:10,443
Or in his intestines.

1801
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:11,763
By the way, it could come
back up at any time.

1802
01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:13,236
What's your lead?

1803
01:13:13,314 --> 01:13:14,130
Final bullet
that shot Lassiter.

1804
01:13:14,206 --> 01:13:15,631
I found it.

1805
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:16,852
And I found the gun
with the information

1806
01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:18,134
she didn't directly give to me.

1807
01:13:18,210 --> 01:13:20,344
- Nice, babe.
I'm proud of you.

1808
01:13:20,421 --> 01:13:23,940
Now, is there anything else
you'd like to say to me?

1809
01:13:25,384 --> 01:13:26,736
- Yes.
- Wait.

1810
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,270
All right, I'm ready.

1811
01:13:29,346 --> 01:13:31,939
The slug was traced to

1812
01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:36,152
a rare Norwegian-made pistol
registered to Ova Asblorn.

1813
01:13:36,228 --> 01:13:38,070
- No, not that.
- Ova?

1814
01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:40,698
The bar owner?

1815
01:13:40,774 --> 01:13:41,949
No, no.

1816
01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:43,458
He's just a sweet retiree

1817
01:13:43,536 --> 01:13:44,921
enjoying the second chapter
of his life,

1818
01:13:44,945 --> 01:13:46,214
owning a mountaintop
watering hole.

1819
01:13:46,238 --> 01:13:48,049
We're talking
about Ova Asblorn?

1820
01:13:48,073 --> 01:13:49,999
- Yes.
- The Butcher of Bodo?

1821
01:13:50,075 --> 01:13:51,501
The Butcher of what?

1822
01:13:51,577 --> 01:13:53,127
- No, Bodo, Bodo.
Purse your lips.

1823
01:13:53,204 --> 01:13:54,273
That's a dope nickname.

1824
01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:55,474
Unless he's an actual butcher.

1825
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:57,425
Then it's a little on the nose.

1826
01:13:57,449 --> 01:14:00,176
No, Ova's a gunrunner,
a drug dealer, an extortionist,

1827
01:14:00,252 --> 01:14:02,289
ran a major crime syndicate
in Norway.

1828
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,873
At least, before he almost died.

1829
01:14:05,049 --> 01:14:07,391
I used to run
a different business.

1830
01:14:07,468 --> 01:14:10,186
Please stop touching my scar.

1831
01:14:10,262 --> 01:14:14,468
- Oh, my gooshen, Gus.
Ova had a stroke.

1832
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,901
He was a patient
in the Herschel House.

1833
01:14:16,977 --> 01:14:19,456
He's the outside man
and Lassiter's shooter.

1834
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,155
Which means Dr. Herschel's
on the inside

1835
01:14:21,232 --> 01:14:23,352
digging out the dirty secrets
of his rich-ass patients.

1836
01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:25,170
Feeding them to Ova
on the outside

1837
01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:26,744
to shake down the victims.

1838
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:28,432
Nobody ever put those two
together until now.

1839
01:14:28,456 --> 01:14:30,342
And we just figured out
the final piece.

1840
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:31,799
- Nasty dance.
Wood on wood.

1841
01:14:31,876 --> 01:14:32,876
Nasty dance.

1842
01:14:34,954 --> 01:14:37,338
- Guys.
- Morrissey?

1843
01:14:37,414 --> 01:14:38,881
Uh-oh.

1844
01:14:46,382 --> 01:14:48,057
I guess it's not Ova.

1845
01:14:48,133 --> 01:14:50,893
- It's Ova.
- Yeah, but it's not "ova."

1846
01:14:50,970 --> 01:14:52,250
Shawn, it's Ova.

1847
01:14:52,304 --> 01:14:53,823
Gus, this is
nowhere near "ova."

1848
01:14:53,847 --> 01:14:55,158
- It's Ova right there, Shawn.
- Guys.

1849
01:14:58,978 --> 01:15:00,945
Well...

1850
01:15:01,021 --> 01:15:02,290
That dog doesn't care
about anything.

1851
01:15:04,316 --> 01:15:05,961
Okay, we gotta get
out of here.

1852
01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:20,117
Oh, come on, dude.

1853
01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,781
Did you just put
on a dead man's earmuffs?

1854
01:15:21,834 --> 01:15:23,028
He can have them back

1855
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,612
whenever he wants them back,
Shawn.

1856
01:15:27,089 --> 01:15:29,273
Got him.

1857
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,850
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Per... Pern... Per...

1858
01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:33,055
What am I looking for?

1859
01:15:33,079 --> 01:15:34,155
I have to roll the R
like that?

1860
01:15:34,179 --> 01:15:35,637
Yes.

1861
01:15:35,714 --> 01:15:36,992
Per, listen to me, man.

1862
01:15:37,016 --> 01:15:39,233
- I see it.
- That's Per. He's my son.

1863
01:15:39,310 --> 01:15:41,944
He's already displeased
with me and my career choices.

1864
01:15:42,021 --> 01:15:44,530
Your dad, sweet old Ova,
right?

1865
01:15:44,607 --> 01:15:46,165
He suddenly has a stroke
and then boom,

1866
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,437
he wants to go down
the straight and narrow, huh?

1867
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,411
He wants to turn over
a new leaf and he gives up

1868
01:15:50,487 --> 01:15:51,870
the family business.

1869
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:56,177
- What?
- What are you saying?

1870
01:15:56,201 --> 01:15:59,031
I waited my whole life
for my moment.

1871
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:01,589
Right, fathers,
they disappoint us, man.

1872
01:16:01,665 --> 01:16:04,258
That's what they do, trust me.
I know.

1873
01:16:04,335 --> 01:16:07,177
Sometimes, in very rare cases,
the hospitals

1874
01:16:07,254 --> 01:16:09,981
that care for them use
their secrets

1875
01:16:10,057 --> 01:16:12,984
to blackmail their families,
right?

1876
01:16:14,553 --> 01:16:17,605
Well, they tried,
but I changed the deal,

1877
01:16:17,681 --> 01:16:19,282
made myself a partner.

1878
01:16:22,394 --> 01:16:23,955
No, you're going
into Norwegian again, man.

1879
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:25,279
We don't have the...

1880
01:16:25,356 --> 01:16:27,906
Your friend Lassiter,
he got too close.

1881
01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:31,201
I didn't think he'd make it
after I shot him.

1882
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,049
- Chief, help me out here.
What is he saying?

1883
01:16:34,073 --> 01:16:35,331
How should I know?

1884
01:16:35,407 --> 01:16:36,509
Aren't you Swedish
or something?

1885
01:16:36,533 --> 01:16:38,208
No.

1886
01:16:38,285 --> 01:16:40,322
- Then did he see my face?
Did he remember anything?

1887
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:43,047
Well, there was only one way
to find out.

1888
01:16:43,123 --> 01:16:46,620
Get him into the right recovery
home and watch him.

1889
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,511
Gus?

1890
01:16:49,588 --> 01:16:51,191
What are you guys doing
back here?

1891
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:52,931
How many of you are there?

1892
01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:55,267
- Selene?
- Gus?

1893
01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:58,937
I went to the hospital.
I saw her, your nurse.

1894
01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:00,898
- What?
- Yeah.

1895
01:17:00,974 --> 01:17:04,109
You know, I don't hate her.
She's kind, pretty.

1896
01:17:04,186 --> 01:17:06,223
I mean, I really wish
she wasn't your choice...

1897
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,975
- She's not my choice.
- No, just stay here!

1898
01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:10,249
- Stay here!
- Stop, stop, all of you!

1899
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:14,370
There's only one way this ends,
so let's just get on with it.

1900
01:17:14,446 --> 01:17:16,547
- She dies first.
- Oh, no, you won't!

1901
01:17:16,624 --> 01:17:18,132
Shawn, step back!

1902
01:17:20,119 --> 01:17:21,399
You will not shoot my wife.

1903
01:17:23,455 --> 01:17:25,181
She's pregnant.

1904
01:17:25,257 --> 01:17:29,310
- What?
- Jules, I know and I'm ready.

1905
01:17:30,629 --> 01:17:32,324
That's a lie.
I'm not ready.

1906
01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:34,609
I'm not even sort of ready,
but I mean, I figure

1907
01:17:34,633 --> 01:17:36,277
once the whole two-year
gestation period

1908
01:17:36,301 --> 01:17:37,696
plays itself out... I mean,
how far along are we?

1909
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,445
Shawn.

1910
01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:41,116
I'm just trying to figure out
how much time we have.

1911
01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:42,992
I have.
We're not talking hours, right?

1912
01:17:43,016 --> 01:17:44,411
Like, nothing's gonna break
and start cascading, right?

1913
01:17:44,435 --> 01:17:45,387
Nothing like...

1914
01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:46,643
Shawn, if this some sort

1915
01:17:46,721 --> 01:17:47,578
of weird distraction move,
stop it.

1916
01:17:47,655 --> 01:17:49,405
Step out of the open!

1917
01:17:49,481 --> 01:17:51,093
I'm not gonna let you shoot
Shules' baby either.

1918
01:17:51,117 --> 01:17:52,533
What's a Shules?

1919
01:17:52,609 --> 01:17:54,396
You people are making
my head hurt.

1920
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:57,162
Shawn, step out of the open
or I will shoot you myself.

1921
01:17:57,239 --> 01:17:58,589
I am not pregnant.

1922
01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:00,552
Can you two figure this out
in your own time?

1923
01:18:00,576 --> 01:18:02,354
Sweetheart, I get it,
you wanted to tell me yourself,

1924
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:04,690
but I saw the pregnancy test
in your car.

1925
01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:06,283
- What?
- Excuse me.

1926
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:08,924
Um, may I speak to my friends,
please?

1927
01:18:09,001 --> 01:18:12,136
Well, by all means.

1928
01:18:12,212 --> 01:18:15,314
Gus, I couldn't find you
for two days.

1929
01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,433
You went radio silent on me,

1930
01:18:17,509 --> 01:18:20,102
and I wanted to see
how you really felt about us

1931
01:18:20,179 --> 01:18:21,520
before I told you.

1932
01:18:21,597 --> 01:18:23,072
Told me what?

1933
01:18:24,641 --> 01:18:26,108
The pregnancy test is mine.

1934
01:18:26,185 --> 01:18:27,429
Praise be.

1935
01:18:29,229 --> 01:18:31,600
Me.

1936
01:18:42,576 --> 01:18:44,137
I know you hate
the late night routine,

1937
01:18:44,161 --> 01:18:45,594
Carlton, but bottoms up.

1938
01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:49,693
Hey, I don't recognize
any of these pills.

1939
01:18:49,717 --> 01:18:51,175
Hmm?

1940
01:18:51,251 --> 01:18:52,729
Oh, that's 'cause those ones
are different.

1941
01:18:52,753 --> 01:18:55,596
Those are designed to make
you go to sleep forever.

1942
01:18:55,672 --> 01:18:57,264
And if you don't take them,

1943
01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,360
then I will just throw a shot
of this into your drip

1944
01:18:59,384 --> 01:19:01,694
and Bob will still be
your uncle, I'm afraid.

1945
01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:05,314
Go for it.

1946
01:19:05,390 --> 01:19:08,484
Oh, have it your way, Carlton.

1947
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,152
That gorgeous black friend
of yours

1948
01:19:10,229 --> 01:19:11,706
and his sidekick are not
gonna make it back.

1949
01:19:11,730 --> 01:19:13,600
They were easy to manipulate.

1950
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,532
Truth be told, I like you,
Carlton.

1951
01:19:15,609 --> 01:19:18,160
You got soft lips
and a chest full of hair

1952
01:19:18,237 --> 01:19:20,149
plentiful enough to wig
all of Destiny's Child,

1953
01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:22,331
so trust me when I say
this is the last thing

1954
01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:23,648
I wanted to do today.

1955
01:19:23,726 --> 01:19:24,658
How can you be mixed up

1956
01:19:24,735 --> 01:19:26,113
with something like this?

1957
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:27,586
Mixed up?

1958
01:19:27,663 --> 01:19:29,755
Oh, right, this couldn't
possibly be my idea, right?

1959
01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:31,601
I mean, as a woman, I must have
been compromised

1960
01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:33,342
or forced to participate, right?

1961
01:19:33,418 --> 01:19:36,498
This was all my idea.
All my baby.

1962
01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:39,389
And that Boy Scout Herschel
couldn't be more oblivious.

1963
01:19:39,466 --> 01:19:41,809
And all you had to do
was lie there

1964
01:19:41,885 --> 01:19:43,714
and eat those ice chips, but no,

1965
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:46,383
you and the get-along gang
just could not leave

1966
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:47,407
well enough alone.

1967
01:19:56,108 --> 01:19:57,500
Open your eyes, Carlton.

1968
01:19:59,444 --> 01:20:00,814
You're not going anywhere.

1969
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,539
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to put my foot down.

1970
01:20:03,615 --> 01:20:04,832
I think I'm done.

1971
01:20:04,908 --> 01:20:06,427
I'm no good to anyone like this.

1972
01:20:06,451 --> 01:20:08,794
Can't think straight.
I can't walk.

1973
01:20:08,871 --> 01:20:09,795
I'm just so tired, Pop.

1974
01:20:09,872 --> 01:20:11,547
Aw, is it your daddy?

1975
01:20:11,623 --> 01:20:13,265
Is he back?

1976
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:16,552
Well, you tell him
you're gonna see him very soon.

1977
01:20:16,628 --> 01:20:19,680
- So tired.
- Think about Marlowe.

1978
01:20:19,756 --> 01:20:22,336
Think about Lily.
They need you.

1979
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,601
Like I needed you?

1980
01:20:24,678 --> 01:20:27,396
I am so sorry
that I wasn't with you,

1981
01:20:27,472 --> 01:20:30,649
but I promise I didn't miss
a single thing.

1982
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,535
The day you caught
your first fish...

1983
01:20:32,611 --> 01:20:34,361
When you hit your first
and only home run,

1984
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:35,571
it was a foul ball.

1985
01:20:35,647 --> 01:20:37,281
I know.

1986
01:20:37,357 --> 01:20:39,408
Well, I wasn't going
to tell anyone.

1987
01:20:39,484 --> 01:20:42,564
I was dead.

1988
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,171
I'm so proud of you, Carlton.

1989
01:20:45,824 --> 01:20:47,611
You said you were
gonna be fine.

1990
01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:50,335
You said Lassiters tough it out.

1991
01:20:50,412 --> 01:20:52,671
I never got to say good-bye.

1992
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:54,840
Yeah.

1993
01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:56,592
It was supposed to be
a routine bypass.

1994
01:20:56,668 --> 01:20:59,103
It was a blood clot.

1995
01:20:59,838 --> 01:21:03,765
But you, you have a choice.

1996
01:21:03,842 --> 01:21:05,267
You are not done yet.

1997
01:21:05,344 --> 01:21:07,144
What if I don't get better?

1998
01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:08,882
How am I supposed to teach Lily
how to fly fish

1999
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,439
with just one working hand?

2000
01:21:10,515 --> 01:21:13,817
You will get better,
so live for us both.

2001
01:21:13,894 --> 01:21:16,361
Be the husband and father
that I didn't get to be.

2002
01:21:16,438 --> 01:21:19,740
You gotta fight, Carlton.
Fight for your family.

2003
01:21:19,816 --> 01:21:22,409
Fight for your queen.

2004
01:21:22,486 --> 01:21:24,620
Just so tired, Pop.

2005
01:21:24,696 --> 01:21:27,506
Just let me sleep
for ten minutes.

2006
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,416
Oh, that's it.

2007
01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:32,794
Sweet, sweet surrender.

2008
01:21:32,871 --> 01:21:36,632
It's all gonna be over soon.

2009
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:39,676
Carlton, get up.

2010
01:21:39,753 --> 01:21:42,479
Don't give up, Carlton.
Open your eyes.

2011
01:21:48,595 --> 01:21:50,312
Good-bye, Carlton.

2012
01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,818
That's my boy.

2013
01:21:56,895 --> 01:21:57,914
How did you get that gun
in here?

2014
01:21:57,938 --> 01:21:59,371
He actually has three.

2015
01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:01,531
One in the chair,
one in the fireplace,

2016
01:22:01,608 --> 01:22:03,709
and one right up his chute,
a little John Dilly.

2017
01:22:03,786 --> 01:22:05,647
Dad, I got this.

2018
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,329
And I forgive you.

2019
01:22:07,406 --> 01:22:10,290
I'm sorry.
I just miss you so much,

2020
01:22:10,367 --> 01:22:12,854
and I'm damn proud
to be a Lassiter.

2021
01:22:12,878 --> 01:22:15,398
You have the right
to remain silent.

2022
01:22:19,584 --> 01:22:21,760
He can go by Danger,
he can go by Shaft,

2023
01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:24,304
He can go by Shafty,
he can go by De'Shaft.

2024
01:22:24,381 --> 01:22:25,608
That's God's comma.

2025
01:22:25,632 --> 01:22:27,432
Yes, it does... has
the God comma in it.

2026
01:22:27,509 --> 01:22:28,578
- Excuse me, Shawn.
- Yes?

2027
01:22:28,602 --> 01:22:29,737
Can I talk to my baby's daddy?

2028
01:22:29,761 --> 01:22:31,030
- Of course.
- Thank you.

2029
01:22:31,054 --> 01:22:33,313
- Come on, son.
- Come on, son.

2030
01:22:33,390 --> 01:22:34,506
How are you feeling,

2031
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:35,440
my little chocolate chippy-chip?

2032
01:22:35,517 --> 01:22:37,275
Oh, I'm fine.

2033
01:22:37,352 --> 01:22:38,579
You know I didn't really
faint before.

2034
01:22:38,603 --> 01:22:39,823
I was just resting my legs.

2035
01:22:39,847 --> 01:22:42,197
- Yes, rest those legs.
- Mm-hmm.

2036
01:22:42,274 --> 01:22:43,573
Now listen.

2037
01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:45,325
I know all of this happened
very fast.

2038
01:22:45,402 --> 01:22:46,421
Yes.

2039
01:22:46,445 --> 01:22:51,248
So, Burton Guster...

2040
01:22:51,324 --> 01:22:52,861
- Will you...
- Oh, timeout.

2041
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,988
Uh, Selene, I think
you've flipped-flopped

2042
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:56,531
the situation here.

2043
01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,599
- Shawn.
- You're ruining everything.

2044
01:22:58,623 --> 01:23:01,925
This is exactly how
I imagined it would go.

2045
01:23:02,002 --> 01:23:03,593
I'm gonna be a godmother.

2046
01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:04,781
- Chief.
- Hmm?

2047
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:05,898
She's my best friend.

2048
01:23:07,299 --> 01:23:10,587
So, Burton Guster,
will you make me

2049
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:12,728
the happiest woman
on this planet,

2050
01:23:12,804 --> 01:23:15,355
on Ares and Pluto...

2051
01:23:15,432 --> 01:23:17,566
- And Pluto?
- And marry me?

2052
01:23:17,642 --> 01:23:20,402
Yes, I will do that.

2053
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:24,373
- Now...
- Ooh.

2054
01:23:24,450 --> 01:23:26,783
Selene, will you marry me

2055
01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:30,996
and protect me from spiders
and polar bears and...

2056
01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:33,009
agree to live next door
to Shawn and Jules

2057
01:23:33,033 --> 01:23:35,053
and have connecting pools
in our backyards

2058
01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:37,803
and a lazy river running
through our living rooms?

2059
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,922
- Oh, that's a ton to unpack.
- It is.

2060
01:23:40,999 --> 01:23:42,591
- You know what?
Yes, I will!

2061
01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:44,593
- Yes!
- What?

2062
01:23:44,669 --> 01:23:46,105
Yes!

2063
01:23:46,129 --> 01:23:48,597
Aww, ooh, yeah.

2064
01:23:55,555 --> 01:23:58,115
Sure you're not upset
about the whole no kid thing?

2065
01:23:58,141 --> 01:23:59,775
- What?
Oh, not even a little.

2066
01:23:59,851 --> 01:24:01,588
- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, yeah.

2067
01:24:01,612 --> 01:24:02,872
- You're my person.
- Yeah.

2068
01:24:02,896 --> 01:24:04,863
Mwah.

2069
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:08,825
Now, we just have one tiny,
little detail to iron out.

2070
01:24:08,902 --> 01:24:10,505
- What's that?
- I'm still married.

2071
01:24:10,529 --> 01:24:11,648
- What?
- Don't worry about it.

2072
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:12,965
- We'll figure it out.
- What?

2073
01:24:20,506 --> 01:24:22,464
How's it feel?

2074
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:24,475
Blessed be the fruit, huh?

2075
01:24:26,437 --> 01:24:28,645
Yay, yay, yay, yay!

2076
01:24:33,943 --> 01:24:35,196
You guys, uh...

2077
01:24:35,220 --> 01:24:36,465
You guys go ahead.

2078
01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:38,939
I'm gonna stay behind.

2079
01:24:39,015 --> 01:24:40,023
Wait, here?

2080
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:41,566
Yes.

2081
01:24:41,643 --> 01:24:43,026
I spoke to Butterfly.

2082
01:24:43,103 --> 01:24:44,914
She just wants me
to live my best life.

2083
01:24:44,938 --> 01:24:46,530
Also, she hates me.

2084
01:24:46,606 --> 01:24:48,876
I think this is where
I'm meant to be.

2085
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:51,868
From now on,
I will be Dr. Catalon,

2086
01:24:51,945 --> 01:24:54,423
and you two are sworn
to keep my secret.

2087
01:24:54,447 --> 01:24:57,082
- Excuse me, Dr. Catalon.
- Oh!

2088
01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:59,417
I'm sorry to say
I'm a bit flummoxed.

2089
01:24:59,494 --> 01:25:04,047
There appears to be someone
here claiming to be you.

2090
01:25:04,124 --> 01:25:06,883
Oh, really?

2091
01:25:11,464 --> 01:25:14,724
Gentlemen, the door.

2092
01:25:14,801 --> 01:25:18,090
Carlton, that is what
they call a collar's collar.

2093
01:25:18,114 --> 01:25:20,981
And I knew the second
they admitted you to

2094
01:25:21,057 --> 01:25:23,119
this beautiful facility
that, someday,

2095
01:25:23,143 --> 01:25:25,902
you'd find a way to discharge
your weapon inside.

2096
01:25:25,979 --> 01:25:28,864
Thank you, both of you.

2097
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,100
- What for?
- How much time you got, Henry?

2098
01:25:35,089 --> 01:25:38,748
So, are you ready
to see Marlowe?

2099
01:25:38,825 --> 01:25:40,720
The question is,
is she ready to see me?

2100
01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:43,782
Oh, I think she's ready
to see you.

2101
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,006
Oh, O'Hara,
I made her go away.

2102
01:25:46,082 --> 01:25:47,883
I know you did.

2103
01:25:47,959 --> 01:25:49,721
I couldn't stand the thought
of her seeing me like this

2104
01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:52,721
one more day stuck in that bed
and stuck in this chair.

2105
01:25:52,797 --> 01:25:54,984
That woman's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

2106
01:25:55,008 --> 01:25:57,642
- Agree.
- To agree.

2107
01:26:04,985 --> 01:26:08,570
Hello, my love.

2108
01:26:08,647 --> 01:26:10,780
- Stop.
Please.

2109
01:26:12,901 --> 01:26:14,951
I-I'm sorry.

2110
01:26:15,028 --> 01:26:17,662
Did I...?

2111
01:26:47,745 --> 01:26:49,828
- Hi.
- Hi.

2112
01:26:53,233 --> 01:26:54,875
I just wanted
to look my wife in the eye

2113
01:26:54,952 --> 01:26:57,564
when I said,
"Let's go home."

2114
01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:06,503
I love you so much, baby.

2115
01:27:06,579 --> 01:27:08,825
- I love you.
I love you.

2116
01:27:21,761 --> 01:27:24,521
Bye, Pop.

2117
01:27:54,377 --> 01:27:55,771
- There he goes!
- Hey, hey!

2118
01:27:55,795 --> 01:27:58,647
- Hey, wait up!
- Sir... sir, stop!

2119
01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:12,121
<i># In Paris, they are free #</i>

2120
01:28:12,145 --> 01:28:14,029
<i># In Stockholm, they roam #</i>

2121
01:28:14,105 --> 01:28:17,115
<i># In Denmark, they wear
little clogs on their paws #</i>

2122
01:28:17,192 --> 01:28:18,928
<i># They have no fear of death #</i>

2123
01:28:18,952 --> 01:28:20,880
<i># They don't steal
children's breath #</i>

2124
01:28:20,904 --> 01:28:23,880
<i># That's a rumor
concocted by dogs #</i>

2125
01:28:23,957 --> 01:28:27,083
<i># Ah, the cats, the cats,
the cats #</i>

2126
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:30,920
<i># Round and round they go #</i>

2127
01:28:30,997 --> 01:28:32,922
<i># Call them</i> gato<i> or</i> chat<i> #</i>

2128
01:28:32,999 --> 01:28:34,382
<i># Tell you I will not #</i>

2129
01:28:34,459 --> 01:28:38,603
<i># I will not throw away</i>
mon chat<i> #</i>