1 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:51,026 Jeez. 2 00:01:51,113 --> 00:01:52,767 How fast were we going? 3 00:01:54,116 --> 00:01:56,901 Around Warp 9-point... 4 00:01:56,988 --> 00:01:59,948 Pog's gonna puke... 5 00:02:00,035 --> 00:02:02,951 Proto-Drive has gone offline and inoperable. 6 00:02:03,038 --> 00:02:06,433 Slowing to impulse power. 7 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,262 My father, is he... 8 00:02:09,349 --> 00:02:10,959 We lost him. 9 00:02:11,046 --> 00:02:13,527 But where are we? 10 00:02:13,614 --> 00:02:17,705 Computer, chart our trajectory. 11 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,969 We began in the Delta Quadrant. 12 00:02:21,056 --> 00:02:22,144 And landed... 13 00:02:23,754 --> 00:02:27,584 Hmm, 4,000 lightyears away. 14 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,371 Ha-ha, nice try! 15 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:34,025 No juiced-up starship in the galaxy's that fast! 16 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,506 How is that even possible? 17 00:02:36,593 --> 00:02:40,031 I... I have no idea. 18 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,251 Come on. Almost, almost, almost. 19 00:02:46,255 --> 00:02:48,170 Dal, may we have a word? 20 00:02:48,257 --> 00:02:49,911 Uh, yeah, sure! 21 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,956 Just doing... 22 00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:53,958 Important captain stuff. 23 00:02:54,045 --> 00:02:55,525 What's on your mind? 24 00:02:55,612 --> 00:02:58,224 Or all of your minds? 25 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:00,922 Uh, well, we've been talking. 26 00:03:01,009 --> 00:03:02,489 And arguing, uh... 27 00:03:02,576 --> 00:03:03,881 We want to go to the Federation. 28 00:03:03,968 --> 00:03:06,623 The Federation? 29 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:08,408 Can't we just enjoy our freedom a bit? 30 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,148 We just got away. 31 00:03:10,236 --> 00:03:12,238 And barely escaped with our lives. 32 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,544 The Diviner is still out there. 33 00:03:14,631 --> 00:03:16,981 And we can't expect that Proto-Drive 34 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:19,070 to save our hides if it ain't even workin'. 35 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,595 I'm scared, Dal. 36 00:03:21,682 --> 00:03:24,293 - Maybe they can help us? - Maybe. 37 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,469 Or maybe they'll arrest us 38 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:29,646 for stealing a Starfleet ship. 39 00:03:29,733 --> 00:03:31,866 Ah, don't feed us that mudslop. 40 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:34,303 We're refugees. They gotta understand. 41 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:36,697 So you all wanna go, 42 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:39,090 even if your captain's completely against it? 43 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:41,832 Self-appointed captain. 44 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:43,486 Aside from you, 45 00:03:43,573 --> 00:03:44,835 it is unanimous. 46 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,754 Uh, nuh-uh, we haven't heard from Murf yet. 47 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:54,018 Hey, uh, where is Murf? 48 00:04:03,245 --> 00:04:05,813 Murf? Where are you? 49 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,771 Murf? 50 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:12,428 Murf? Oh. 51 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,867 Well, uh, I should probably go. 52 00:04:16,954 --> 00:04:19,174 Wait. 53 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:22,482 I never thanked you for coming back for me. 54 00:04:22,569 --> 00:04:26,355 If you didn't, I might not have... 55 00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:28,139 It's fine. 56 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:32,840 Janeway wouldn't let us leave till we had everybody. 57 00:04:35,495 --> 00:04:37,410 Right. 58 00:04:37,497 --> 00:04:39,063 Yeah, well... 59 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:41,457 Well, uh... we cleared a bunk for you, 60 00:04:41,544 --> 00:04:43,938 whenever you're feeling better. 61 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:50,074 Short 'n' slimy, you in here? 62 00:04:50,161 --> 00:04:53,339 Whoa! What is this? 63 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:02,043 Janeway? 64 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:05,742 Ah, Holodeck Program Andoria Four is up and running. 65 00:05:05,829 --> 00:05:06,917 Classic. 66 00:05:07,004 --> 00:05:08,441 Holo-whato? 67 00:05:08,528 --> 00:05:10,181 Holodeck. 68 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:13,228 As in "holographic simulation room." 69 00:05:13,315 --> 00:05:15,230 With thousands of unique programs, 70 00:05:15,317 --> 00:05:19,103 you can experience such stuff as dreams are made of. 71 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:22,759 It feels so real. 72 00:05:22,846 --> 00:05:24,282 Computer, end program. 73 00:05:25,806 --> 00:05:27,634 That's not all she can do. 74 00:05:27,721 --> 00:05:31,289 Wanna skydive on Ceti Alpha Five? 75 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,386 Fight in a kal-if-fee gladiatorial match? 76 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:48,698 Defeat Count Dracula? 77 00:05:51,397 --> 00:05:53,877 How about a Jane Eyre holo-novel? 78 00:05:53,964 --> 00:05:56,053 It's my personal favorite. 79 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,012 Oh, Mr. Poggy! 80 00:05:58,099 --> 00:06:00,623 You've arrived at our cotillion just in time. 81 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:02,843 After postprandial canapés, 82 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,124 we have a five-hour poetry recital... 83 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,846 Ah, yeah. 84 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,283 - Then we'll watch... - Hey. What about this? 85 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:11,155 The "Kobayashi Maru"? 86 00:06:11,242 --> 00:06:14,028 An advanced Academy training module designed to test 87 00:06:14,115 --> 00:06:16,813 the greatest captains Starfleet has to offer. 88 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,815 Greatest captains? 89 00:06:18,902 --> 00:06:21,339 Oh, boy, here we go. 90 00:06:21,427 --> 00:06:24,430 Not sure you're quite ready for that one. 91 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:28,346 How about your silly little cone and disk game instead? 92 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:30,044 Little more your speed? 93 00:06:30,131 --> 00:06:32,133 I think I can handle some little Starfleet test. 94 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,830 Janeway, dismissed. 95 00:06:35,789 --> 00:06:37,530 What about the rest of the crew? 96 00:06:37,617 --> 00:06:40,228 Nah. Once I ace this thing, 97 00:06:40,315 --> 00:06:43,013 they'll see I'm just as good as any Federation crony. 98 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,886 Then they'll have to listen to their captain. 99 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:55,286 You have chosen the Kobayashi Maru. 100 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,811 Please select your desired crew. 101 00:06:57,898 --> 00:07:00,161 This is gonna be fun. 102 00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:01,902 Hey, I found Murf! 103 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,643 Better not be eating our Chimerium. 104 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:05,166 Or the photon grenades! 105 00:07:05,253 --> 00:07:06,384 No, no, no, no, no! 106 00:07:06,472 --> 00:07:07,734 That's not food! 107 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:10,214 Spit 'em out! 108 00:07:10,301 --> 00:07:11,433 That's not good. 109 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,956 Curious. 110 00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:15,698 Your tibialis anterior has already healed. 111 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:18,614 You are in perfect health, aside from low serotonin. 112 00:07:18,701 --> 00:07:20,398 Why have you not left sickbay? 113 00:07:20,486 --> 00:07:23,880 It's because I'm sad, Zero. 114 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:25,882 Since I cannot read your mind, 115 00:07:25,969 --> 00:07:27,971 may I borrow a phrase Janeway taught me. 116 00:07:28,058 --> 00:07:29,712 A penny for your thoughts? 117 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:31,975 I don't belong here. 118 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:34,935 And after what happened with my father, 119 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,937 I don't belong anywhere. 120 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,156 I too felt the pain of loneliness 121 00:07:39,243 --> 00:07:42,072 when your father took me from my Medusan hive mind. 122 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:44,248 I'm sorry. 123 00:07:44,335 --> 00:07:46,424 I didn't know. 124 00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:47,948 But I should have. 125 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,254 But just as I found new purpose, 126 00:07:50,341 --> 00:07:51,865 you may as well, 127 00:07:51,952 --> 00:07:56,173 here, on our crew. 128 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,915 Why would you need someone who speaks a few languages 129 00:07:59,002 --> 00:08:01,091 on a ship that can translate all of them? 130 00:08:02,702 --> 00:08:04,791 But language is more than translation. 131 00:08:04,878 --> 00:08:08,098 It is interpretation. 132 00:08:08,185 --> 00:08:10,666 I have struggled to interpret the things I've seen, 133 00:08:10,753 --> 00:08:13,495 why the Diviner chose this ship 134 00:08:13,582 --> 00:08:15,889 over his own daughter. 135 00:08:15,976 --> 00:08:19,240 And you think I have the answers? 136 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:20,981 No. 137 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,332 But perhaps we could find out together. 138 00:08:32,775 --> 00:08:35,561 You are growing weaker by the day. 139 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:39,652 We... will... find it. 140 00:08:39,739 --> 00:08:42,176 Many failed before. 141 00:08:42,263 --> 00:08:44,004 Years wasted. 142 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,136 Even if The Protostar is here... 143 00:08:46,223 --> 00:08:49,662 Then I will make a Progeny. 144 00:08:49,749 --> 00:08:51,751 No. We cannot defy The Order. 145 00:08:51,838 --> 00:08:54,536 And if my species dies with me, 146 00:08:54,623 --> 00:08:56,973 what of The Order then? 147 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,062 An offspring is a liability. 148 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:00,498 Emotions can be exploited. 149 00:09:00,586 --> 00:09:02,370 It is a chance! 150 00:09:02,457 --> 00:09:04,590 We are so close. 151 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,853 Please, do this for me. 152 00:09:22,303 --> 00:09:25,262 Gwyndala, 153 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:27,743 you are my blood. 154 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:31,442 You are my spirit's song. 155 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,662 And when I fall, 156 00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:37,187 you will rise to replace me. 157 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:40,538 There is no barrier we cannot overcome. 158 00:09:44,804 --> 00:09:48,242 For we are Vau N'Akat! 159 00:09:52,346 --> 00:09:53,869 What about this JT Kirk guy? 160 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:56,480 I'm pretty sure we already have a captain on board. 161 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,788 Computer, just give me some of the best you got. 162 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,398 Acknowledged. 163 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:03,313 Populating crew. 164 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,663 Communications Officer Uhura. 165 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,274 All decks standing by, sir. 166 00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:09,580 Chief Medical Officer Beverly Crusher. 167 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,105 Looks like you could use some help, Captain. 168 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:14,324 Chief of Security Odo. 169 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:18,850 And Science Officer Spock. 170 00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:21,418 Request permission to come aboard. 171 00:10:21,505 --> 00:10:23,464 I like this guy. You should take notes, Jankom. 172 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:24,856 Permission granted. 173 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:28,033 Pbbt. This is gonna be easy. 174 00:10:28,121 --> 00:10:29,470 What's the sitch here? 175 00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:31,559 Outpost Two coming into sensor range, Captain. 176 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:34,039 I have a blip on the motion sensor, Captain. 177 00:10:34,127 --> 00:10:35,606 Captain, I'm getting something 178 00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:37,347 on the distress channel. 179 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:39,654 Now we're talking. Put her through. 180 00:10:39,741 --> 00:10:41,917 Imperative! This is the Kobayashi Maru. 181 00:10:42,004 --> 00:10:44,876 We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power... 182 00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:49,185 What a bunch of whiners! 183 00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:52,797 Sir, that ship is located in Gamma Hydra Section Ten. 184 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:54,799 The Neutral Zone. 185 00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,540 Okay. 186 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,368 What's the big deal? 187 00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:00,849 Look, the Neutral Zone is all that separates the Federation 188 00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,024 from the Klingons. 189 00:11:02,111 --> 00:11:04,157 No one is allowed in. 190 00:11:04,244 --> 00:11:06,115 Entry into which by either side 191 00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:08,422 would constitute an act of war. 192 00:11:08,509 --> 00:11:10,250 I'm reading 87 lives, Captain, 193 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,165 shields failing, hull breach imminent. 194 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,645 - They're running out of time! - Um... 195 00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:15,951 Quick show of hands. 196 00:11:16,038 --> 00:11:19,215 Does anyone know these people? 197 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:19,998 Excuse me? 198 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:21,696 What does it matter? 199 00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:23,654 So nobody then. 200 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:25,961 Okay, this one's easy. 201 00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:27,504 Reverse course and warp us outta here. 202 00:11:27,528 --> 00:11:29,617 You heard the Cap! Back it up! 203 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:31,096 Not acceptable! 204 00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:33,098 Their very lives hang on what we do. 205 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:34,970 Or on what this vessel fails to do. 206 00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:36,189 All good points. 207 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:37,929 Everybody, everybody, calm down! 208 00:11:38,016 --> 00:11:41,324 I'm in command, so I'm allowed to... 209 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,326 I don't care whether it's allowed or not. 210 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,762 I will not do it! 211 00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:46,982 You can order me all you want. 212 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,568 As of now, I'm resigning my commission! 213 00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:51,291 Ooh! Let's do that. Yes, mutiny! 214 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,554 Yes! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! 215 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:54,903 No! Sheez. 216 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,296 Everybody cool it! 217 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,472 Ugh! Fine. 218 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,474 Change course for the Neutral Zone. 219 00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:01,910 That's not good enough. 220 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,694 We may very well start a war! 221 00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:05,181 But you just told me to go in there. 222 00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:07,307 We have two Klingon ships 223 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,656 closing aft of us. 224 00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:11,485 They're in 1-3-6 mark 4. 225 00:12:11,572 --> 00:12:13,922 What the... where'd they come from? 226 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,011 Battle stations! All hands, battle stations! 227 00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:17,447 We are surrounded. 228 00:12:17,534 --> 00:12:19,710 Photon torpedoes locking on target. 229 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,846 Simulation complete. 230 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,545 Simulation. Right. 231 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:31,113 Jankom Pog knew the whole time. 232 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,377 Captain assessment score 3%. 233 00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,684 Leadership 2%. 234 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,251 Judgment .1%. 235 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:39,948 Oh, come on! 236 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:44,909 Jankom Pog is gonna blast this out to the others. 237 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,477 So my crew never respects me again? 238 00:12:47,564 --> 00:12:48,870 No! 239 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,872 I can do this! Boot it back up. 240 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:56,312 Why would my father need a ship 241 00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:58,619 with an engine this powerful? 242 00:12:58,706 --> 00:13:02,927 And why was our advisor so shocked by its capabilities? 243 00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,147 Maybe we should go to the source. 244 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:07,149 Janeway? 245 00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:08,629 Happy to help if I can. 246 00:13:08,716 --> 00:13:10,152 Fire away. 247 00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:11,869 I'd like to know what was this ship's purpose 248 00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,024 before we found it? 249 00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:14,809 The Protostar's mission 250 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:17,768 was to enter the Delta Qua... Quadrant and... 251 00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:20,162 and... I... 252 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,556 I have no record of that. 253 00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:26,473 Why was it buried in Tars Lamora? 254 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,692 That information is unavailable. 255 00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:30,607 Just as I thought. 256 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:31,956 Her memory core is damaged. 257 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,480 Actually, no. 258 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,090 My memory's just fine. 259 00:13:35,177 --> 00:13:38,441 But it's... classified. 260 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,051 How peculiar. 261 00:13:40,138 --> 00:13:42,053 If her memories are classified, 262 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,229 perhaps there is a way to access them. 263 00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:46,144 If you're gonna poke around in my head, 264 00:13:46,231 --> 00:13:49,844 I'll need some coffee first. 265 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:52,499 Uh, Zero? 266 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,631 I got a question. 267 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,720 Hey! You're outta sickbay. 268 00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:59,810 Thought I'd make myself useful. 269 00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,246 Zero, what would happen 270 00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:03,248 if you ate photon grenades? 271 00:14:03,336 --> 00:14:04,728 Asking for a friend. 272 00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:06,600 One would explode into a burst of gamma rays 273 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:07,862 and cease to exist. 274 00:14:09,994 --> 00:14:11,344 Um, gotta go! 275 00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:18,916 Jankom's lost count how many times you've failed. 276 00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,005 Just joking, it's 42. 277 00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,679 I don't care what the crew thinks anymore. 278 00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:23,878 This is personal. 279 00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,575 Boot it back up! Attempt number 49. 280 00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:27,229 The phenomenon of your stubbornness 281 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,839 belongs in a medical textbook. 282 00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,495 Lemme guess, Cap. 283 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,497 You're gonna get them next time? 284 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,455 Boot it back up! 285 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,891 Attempt number 61. 286 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:40,460 Fire everything! 287 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,245 Captain, are you quite all right? 288 00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:44,855 - Boot it! - No! 289 00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:46,553 Attempt number 78. 290 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,033 I'm not going to let this happen again! 291 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,732 Not again! 292 00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:53,473 Boot it back up! 293 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,040 Attempt number 99. 294 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,911 Ghay'cha'? 295 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,963 I believe he has lost the capacity for rational decision. 296 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:09,489 Yes, he's infuriating, sir. How can you stand it? 297 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,404 Again! 298 00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:16,147 Again! Again! 299 00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,106 Why can't I beat this thing? 300 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:19,324 Whoa, calm down. 301 00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:21,675 - It's just a game. - Game? 302 00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,416 That Starfleet game is telling me 303 00:15:23,503 --> 00:15:25,679 I don't have what it takes to command a starship. 304 00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:27,898 What are you saying, it's right? 305 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:30,248 That The Federation's got something I don't? 306 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:32,860 Uh. Yeah, tons of stuff. 307 00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:36,622 Maybe if you listened to your crew once in a while, 308 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:37,908 you'd do better. 309 00:15:37,995 --> 00:15:39,954 Or... or maybe someone 310 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,999 on my crew isn't loyal enough! 311 00:15:42,086 --> 00:15:45,742 Computer! Arch! 312 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,704 Hey, come on! 313 00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,488 Who's gonna point out your mistakes? 314 00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:54,011 - Seal the entrance. - Ah! 315 00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:56,100 Give me a better engineer while you're at it. 316 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,930 Thank you, sir! And call me Scotty. 317 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:04,021 Murf! I... I don't know what to do! 318 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:06,546 I'm sorry, but 319 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,157 please don't explode into gamma rays! 320 00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:22,736 That was crazy. 321 00:16:24,781 --> 00:16:26,914 I bypassed the command functions, 322 00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,264 but there's a passcode prescription... 323 00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:31,179 uh, encryption. 324 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,920 - Access denied. - Guys! 325 00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:34,748 I think Murf's gonna be okay! 326 00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:37,968 I think he might be indestructible. 327 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:40,101 Not to one-up her, but does Jankom have a... 328 00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:42,582 Shh! Gwyn needs to concentrate. 329 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,366 Odd. 330 00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:48,457 The Universal Translator has not converted this data stream. 331 00:16:48,544 --> 00:16:49,719 Because it's written 332 00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:52,722 in the language of my home world, 333 00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:53,854 Solum. 334 00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:55,986 On a Federation ship? 335 00:16:56,073 --> 00:16:57,205 How is that possible? 336 00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,815 It's not. 337 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:01,688 My father and I are the last of our kind. 338 00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:05,082 And we've never encountered Starfleet before. 339 00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:07,128 Maybe I can crack it. 340 00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,912 Remember, 341 00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:11,785 it is not mere translation. 342 00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:15,049 But interpretation. 343 00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:17,530 "There is no barrier we cannot overcome. 344 00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:20,707 For we are Vau N'Akat." 345 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,102 Access granted. 346 00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,076 Okay. I finally cracked it! 347 00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,469 Earpiece, keep that mic hot. 348 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,124 Mustache and Jellyman, know your roles. 349 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,561 Pointy Ears and Big Red, with me. 350 00:17:36,648 --> 00:17:38,084 On my mark. 351 00:17:38,171 --> 00:17:40,434 Ready? 352 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,046 - It's go time. - Imperative! 353 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,936 - This is the Kobayashi Maru. - "This is the Kobayashi Maru." 354 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,789 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hear you, Koby! 355 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:49,748 Why don't you enjoy some relaxing tunes? 356 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,968 All channels are totally jammed, Captain. 357 00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:55,058 It's a little loud! 358 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,365 Which means our stealthy Klingon pals 359 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,542 can't hear what's coming next. 360 00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,805 Engage impulse in a barrel roll loop! 361 00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:05,851 Overload the warp core 362 00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:07,853 130%! 363 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,203 The plasma inter cooler's gone. 364 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,423 The engines are overheating! 365 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:15,252 Frankly, I fail to see any point at all. 366 00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:17,558 Gotta keep them on their toes, Jellyman. 367 00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,908 I've blown up so many times, 368 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:21,171 I see now, 369 00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:23,347 the only way out is chaos. 370 00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:26,872 Three, two, one. 371 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,308 Presto! 372 00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:29,744 Got a present for ya, 373 00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:31,529 and it comes with a message. 374 00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:32,941 What's that old Klingon saying again? 375 00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:34,575 Oh, yeah. 376 00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:36,229 "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 377 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,144 Scotty, eject warp core! 378 00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:39,319 You've got it, Captain. 379 00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:44,846 Phasers, full spread! 380 00:18:52,202 --> 00:18:54,160 Sweeping the area of Outpost Two. 381 00:18:54,247 --> 00:18:56,336 Sensor reading indefinite. 382 00:18:56,423 --> 00:18:58,469 And the Kobayashi? 383 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:01,211 Despite your unconventional tactics, 384 00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:03,038 they're still alive. 385 00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,867 Yes! 386 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:08,522 Sensors are picking up a Klingon Battle Cruiser 387 00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:09,847 rapidly closing on the station. 388 00:19:09,871 --> 00:19:11,264 No! 389 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,962 Impulse and weapons are offline. 390 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,661 We're dead in the water! 391 00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:19,011 If only we could get off this stupid bridge. 392 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:20,378 Transporter operational, Captain. 393 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,538 How big is this Holodeck? 394 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:46,560 Did I do it? Did I win? 395 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:49,955 Wait, you didn't say you could super pinch. 396 00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:52,784 My congratulations, Captain. 397 00:19:52,871 --> 00:19:55,700 Dal to Enterprise, you guys clean up here. 398 00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:59,007 I'm gonna personally escort the Kobayashi Maru back to safety. 399 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:02,097 This is your captain, signing out. 400 00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:03,621 Stay safe out there. 401 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,884 Wait. Stop! 402 00:20:09,757 --> 00:20:11,411 No! 403 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:17,896 Am I correct in my assumption that you've been disturbed 404 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,072 by what you consider to be a failure on your part? 405 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:22,683 I sat in the seat, I gave the commands, 406 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,208 I tried to win at any cost, 407 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,558 and I still lost. 408 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:30,082 And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader? 409 00:20:30,169 --> 00:20:32,171 No disrespect intended, but you must surely realize 410 00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:35,130 you can't announce the full truth to the crew. 411 00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:36,828 You're the captain of this ship. 412 00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:38,482 You can't afford the luxury 413 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:41,267 of being anything less than perfect. 414 00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:44,357 If you do, they lose faith 415 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,403 and you lose command. 416 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,492 But I'm not perfect. 417 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,233 I've never captained a ship. 418 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,931 I've never had a crew. 419 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,976 What do I know? 420 00:20:55,063 --> 00:20:58,415 But the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. 421 00:20:58,502 --> 00:20:59,981 So a good captain 422 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:03,942 puts the needs of the crew before himself. 423 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,162 Maybe I should be using these ears more than my mouth. 424 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,643 It is the only logical conclusion. 425 00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:13,995 In your own way, you are as stubborn 426 00:21:14,082 --> 00:21:16,781 as another captain of the Enterprise I once knew. 427 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:21,612 Live long and prosper. 428 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:34,494 Computer, just curious, 429 00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:37,541 how was I supposed to beat it? 430 00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:40,674 The Kobayashi Maru is a no-win scenario 431 00:21:40,761 --> 00:21:42,502 designed to test how one reacts 432 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,287 to a hopeless situation. 433 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,508 Almost had it. 434 00:21:49,944 --> 00:21:51,468 Hey, guys. Just wanted to say, 435 00:21:51,555 --> 00:21:53,905 I thought a lot about what you told me this morning, 436 00:21:53,992 --> 00:21:54,992 and... 437 00:21:55,036 --> 00:21:58,126 what did I miss? 438 00:21:58,213 --> 00:21:59,389 Data fragments. 439 00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:01,608 Corrupted but readable. 440 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,742 The USS Protostar was a prototype, 441 00:22:04,829 --> 00:22:06,657 fastest in Starfleet... 442 00:22:06,744 --> 00:22:08,093 There's so much! 443 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,574 It'll take months to get through this raw data. 444 00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:14,055 But answers may lie within. 445 00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:16,144 Good thing Dal made us go back for ya, huh? 446 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,544 Ooh. Who are they? 447 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:33,988 Mayday, mayday! 448 00:22:34,075 --> 00:22:35,990 This is Captain Chakotay of USS Protostar. 449 00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:38,863 Chakotay? He's the captain? 450 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:41,169 Captain, warning, we're being boarded! 451 00:22:43,476 --> 00:22:47,175 I'm suddenly realizing... 452 00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:49,613 you aren't my first crew.