1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:10,211 [exciting music] 2 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:17,418 * * 3 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,704 - We've got rogue Romulan factions closing in behind us. 4 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,406 - We leaving the Neutral Zone. 5 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,775 - The "Dauntless" has locked on to our coordinates. 6 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,742 They're hailing us. 7 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,178 - Jamming comms. 8 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,579 - How do our shields look? 9 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,813 - Shields at maximum. 10 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,715 - Ahh! Oh, we've got incoming! 11 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,950 [torpedoes pulse, all scream] 12 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,519 - Shields at 23%. 13 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,221 - Rok, send the message, Morse Code. 14 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,455 Fire off their bow. 15 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:06,194 - Do not contact, virus aboard. 16 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,628 - Nope, they don't get it. 17 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,497 They just think we're firing at them. 18 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,898 Round two inbound! 19 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,800 - Evasive maneuvers! 20 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,969 - Shields are gone, captain. 21 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,738 - We're caught in their tractor beam. 22 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,274 If they take our ship, the Living Construct activates. 23 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,743 - Then disable that beam. Open fire! 24 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,245 [tense music] 25 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,113 - Oh boy, they didn't like that. 26 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,549 Torpedo three coming our way! 27 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:31,018 - Brace for impact. 28 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,720 - End simulation. 29 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,154 [all groan] 30 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,990 - Oh, well, maybe we'll nail it the 87th time. 31 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,326 - Doesn't matter. 32 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,229 No matter what we try, we lose every time. 33 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,364 - We'll find a way out of the Neutral Zone. 34 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,965 We'll get to the Federation. 35 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,134 - Maybe it's time we consider 36 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,770 we stop trying to go to Starfleet. 37 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,740 - Wow. It's like a funeral in here. 38 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,742 - Might as well be. 39 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,177 Our dreams of joining the Federation are dead. 40 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,980 - You've been up for days. Get some rest. 41 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:03,217 What isn't present today might reveal itself tomorrow. 42 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:06,119 - In stressful times like this, 43 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,189 Jankom Pog knows just the solution. 44 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,161 - This does make me feel a lot better, 45 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:18,699 but what sort of lunatic would whip cream? 46 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,133 - Who was I kidding? 47 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,372 Starfleet is the best and brightest in the galaxy, 48 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:28,141 and I'm just some accident from a petri dish. 49 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,843 - Sounds like you earned yourself 50 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,780 two more scoops of sadness. 51 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:36,417 all: Pile it on! [laughter] 52 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:40,220 - That Tellarite officer said lots of mean things about me. 53 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:45,526 Jankom can take it, but to call me short... 54 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,094 [laughter] 55 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,263 all: Pile it on! 56 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:54,935 - What Jankom wouldn't give to slap his soggy jowls. 57 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,505 With words, of course. [laughs] 58 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,907 - I'd like to slap my father for all he's 59 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,943 put me through, with my hand. 60 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,079 [laughter] 61 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,751 - Let's hit the holo-sim at 0800. 62 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:15,423 - How about 08-whenever- Pog-wakes-up-hundred? 63 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,027 - [yawns, sighs] 64 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,864 Computer, turn everything off. 65 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,368 Let the darkness take me. 66 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:30,037 [soft mournful music playing] 67 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,940 * * 68 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,676 Computer, music off. 69 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,010 [computer chirps] 70 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,880 [music continues] 71 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:44,985 * * 72 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:48,288 - Huh? 73 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:51,859 - Did anyone else just see a feral human suffering 74 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,695 from malnutrition strolling around on our ship? 75 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:59,733 - No, but some odd-looking glittery puffball 76 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,169 is giving me kissy lips? 77 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:06,840 [alien chirping softly] 78 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,942 - Glittersmooch! 79 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,244 Glittersmooch! [giggles] 80 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,980 Oh my gosh, aren't you the cutest thing. 81 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,214 - Wow, you know that thing? 82 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,083 - I take care of them in my holo-sim, 83 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,118 "Delta Heart Magical Veterinarian." 84 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,553 - Look, I ain't judging, 85 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,955 but how did your holo-pet escape the holodeck? 86 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,057 - There must be a malfunction with the holo-emitters. 87 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,394 - That would explain the feral human. 88 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,396 - But it doesn't make sense. 89 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,930 These holograms aren't permitted 90 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,966 to leave the holodeck, unless-- 91 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:37,337 I fear it may be far worse. 92 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:44,111 Friends, I believe we never left the holodeck at all. 93 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,046 - It wasn't real? 94 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,180 The ship? 95 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,049 The mess hall? [gasps] 96 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,217 The ice cream? 97 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,052 - All of them, fake. 98 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,353 - Not the ice cream. 99 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,623 - All of it, a simulation. 100 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,959 Computer, exit program. [computer chirps] 101 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,194 Computer, summon arch. 102 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,296 [computer chirps] 103 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,165 Janeway, can you read me? 104 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,567 - Loud and clear. 105 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,335 I'm detecting your life signs 106 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,903 inside the holodeck, all right, 107 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,473 but the arch refuses to respond. 108 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,007 A disruption in subspace could be interfering 109 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,543 with the ship's functions. 110 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,578 Try to sit tight while I get to the bottom of it. 111 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,312 - If we're all stuck in one room, 112 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,348 how is Zero all the way over there? 113 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:24,518 - Motion floor tracking, visual horizon manipulation. 114 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,254 A holodeck tricks the mind to create any scenario. 115 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,256 - I recognize this holo-program. 116 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,959 I often spend my recreational time here. 117 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,360 Come in, come in. 118 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,262 It's quite enjoyable. 119 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,130 [soft eerie music] 120 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,000 - Well, if we're trapped here a while, 121 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,969 we may as well enjoy it. 122 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:47,541 - Welcome to the headquarters of the Cellar Door Society, 123 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,410 purveyors of puzzling puzzles, amateur sleuthing, 124 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,079 and milquetoast mysteries. 125 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,247 - Yeah, this is a hard pass. 126 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,316 - I don't think we have a choice. 127 00:06:56,383 --> 00:07:00,387 So what dorky task do we have to do? 128 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:03,557 Return an overdue library book? [chuckles] 129 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,659 - [scoffs] Dal, the Cellar Door Society 130 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,761 deals with precarious adventures, 131 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,930 like the Case of the Phony Pharaoh, 132 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,299 or the Case of the Biting Ghost, or the Case-- 133 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,134 - Ooh, found a clue. 134 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,569 [blows raspberry] This is dumb. 135 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,104 Let's get out of here. 136 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,772 - You can tease all you want, 137 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,775 but every time I solve a mystery, 138 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,845 the program ends and the arch reappears. 139 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:28,482 - So if we play detective, we'll find a way out. 140 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,417 - All right, what's the mystery? 141 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:35,255 - It only reveals itself at the stroke of midnight. 142 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:39,059 [bell tolling] Aha! 143 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,594 [knock at door] 144 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:44,565 [suspenseful music] 145 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,400 The mystery is a feet. 146 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,070 Get it? Feet. It's at our--eh? 147 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,773 - "For the Cellar Door Society. 148 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,344 Together, you can solve the case." 149 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,580 - The sooner we solve the mystery, 150 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,414 the sooner we can leave the holodeck. 151 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,117 - Uh, it's just scribbles. 152 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,519 - Oh, yeah. 153 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,221 Jankom's having a blast already. 154 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:12,392 [Murf chirruping, grunting] 155 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,595 - Gwyn, use your linguistic skills. 156 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:15,996 What language is this? 157 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,097 - No language. 158 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,131 It's gibberish. 159 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,034 - Or maybe it's a clue. 160 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,403 - This sounds like a lot of work, Zero. 161 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,938 - Think, Dal. 162 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:29,276 The envelope said the clues were meant for us, together. 163 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:36,483 * * 164 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,820 - Murf, put your paper over mine. 165 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,423 Jankom! - Huh? 166 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,262 - Cellar Door Society, endless adventure 167 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,664 awaits you with the case-- 168 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,933 - The Case of the Lost Skeleton Key! 169 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,068 That's what we're after to solve the mystery. 170 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:59,206 - Great, so we find a key, then this dumb holo ends? 171 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,941 - An excellent deduction. 172 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,175 - Sounds easy enough. 173 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,945 - [laughs] Skeleton key? 174 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,581 [scoffs] What's it made of? Bones or something? 175 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,916 - Don't look at me. 176 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,885 I'm just doing what everyone else is doing. 177 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,187 - What is that? 178 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,457 [engines revving] [driving rock music playing] 179 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:21,428 - And did we just get a music soundtrack? 180 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:28,401 * * 181 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,270 - [laughs] 182 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,805 Look at short stuff here. 183 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,374 Did you come to get stepped on? 184 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,876 - You know these guys, Zero? 185 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,812 - No, this is something different. 186 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,481 - [growls] 187 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,985 - Is it me, or do they all kind of look like-- 188 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,186 - Yep. 189 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,121 [groans] It's my program. 190 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,691 Jankom's been using this street fighting sim 191 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,593 to let off some steam. 192 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,129 - I'm starting to worry one of these hooligans 193 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,430 knows something about our key. 194 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,499 - I'm not worried about getting hurt. 195 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,568 I'm worried our two holo-programs 196 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,103 have somehow merged. 197 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,639 - [groaning] 198 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,475 Leave the key to me. Hoo. 199 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,979 Stand back and watch me play. 200 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:18,551 * * 201 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,824 Who's got arms? Give us the key! 202 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:26,559 [grunts, laughs] 203 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,361 - [yelling] - Whoa! 204 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,932 - Okay, now I see why you all spend so much time in here. 205 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,735 - But don't worry, the safety protocols are on. 206 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:38,672 It is impossible to get hurt in here. 207 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,174 Whoa! [grunts] 208 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:45,345 [groans] Hey, that actually hurt. 209 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,646 - Oh, no. 210 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,249 - What happened to the safety protocols? 211 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,019 - They've been shut off. 212 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,055 [grunts] I don't think this is a game anymore. 213 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,656 Janeway! 214 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,026 - I'm trying to re-enable safety protocols out here, 215 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,761 but my settings only allow work 216 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,996 on non-essential functions. Dal, could you-- 217 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:06,834 - Use my command code, GB64N32X! 218 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,035 Whoa! Ah! 219 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,737 This hologram really doesn't want us 220 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,471 to find the Skeleton Key. 221 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,374 - This isn't a game anymore. 222 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,909 - [shrieks] 223 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:16,977 - [growls] 224 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,079 [yelling] 225 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,414 - We could die in here! 226 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,016 [laughs] 227 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,152 - [grunts, yells] 228 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,455 [suspenseful music] 229 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,423 - The key. 230 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,360 Grab him--it may be our only way out of this program. 231 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,263 The tattooed ruffian flees. 232 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:42,970 * * 233 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,040 - Please? 234 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,743 [all panting] 235 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,146 - Shouldn't the arch be appearing right about now? 236 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,851 - You kids will never escape. [groans] 237 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,687 - His tattoo, it ain't just a key. 238 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,990 - The Key Club? 239 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,960 [all gasp] 240 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:07,995 - Where'd he go? 241 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,732 [thunder rumbling] 242 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,969 What's happening now? 243 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:20,373 [up-tempo jazz music playing] 244 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,843 - We've unlocked the next chapter. 245 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,349 [indistinct chatter] 246 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,519 [soft jazz music playing] 247 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,489 * * 248 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,492 - Whose simulation is this? - [laughs] 249 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,862 Uh, not mine. - [laughs] 250 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,397 Look what the cat dragged in. 251 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,167 Come on up here and give us a song, would you? 252 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:53,006 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Murfy No Shoes! 253 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:59,412 - * So you're feeling blue and having a bad day * 254 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,215 all: Murf? - * Don't you fret it * 255 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,184 * Just smile and forget it * 256 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,953 [upbeat jazz music playing] 257 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,587 * With your cup half full * 258 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,090 * I swear those blues won't stay * 259 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,660 - Uh...what? 260 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,363 - Murf can speak? - And Murf can dance! 261 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,898 - Or convincingly lip sync. 262 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,232 - Let's split up and find the key 263 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,701 before things get any stranger. 264 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:25,805 - * If the skies are sometimes gray * 265 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,240 * The sun can... * 266 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,377 - Barista, could I get a Jumja tea? 267 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,279 You wouldn't happen to have seen a-- 268 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,982 - Jumja tea coming right up. 269 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,217 - [gasps] How are you--? 270 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,618 [suspenseful music] 271 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,820 - You look like you've seen a ghost. 272 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,490 - My father's holo must have merged with the others. 273 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,358 - You know, I don't just serve drinks. 274 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,994 I listen as well. 275 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,363 - I guess I'm just surprised to see you here. 276 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,633 - [chuckles] Do we know each other? 277 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,936 - Not as well as you'd think. 278 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,845 - [gasps] - What are you looking at? 279 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,314 - Is that from-- 280 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:11,518 - Yep, another patient from "Delta Heart Hospital." 281 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,187 - The further into the maze we go, 282 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,357 the more the simulations merge. 283 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,460 - There's thousands of programs in the databanks. 284 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,429 Why is it choosing all of ours? 285 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,764 - Ooh! Fascinating observation. 286 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,667 The holodeck may have more than a malfunction. 287 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,002 It has a motive. 288 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,205 - Are you saying this is happening for a reason? 289 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,942 - Anyone seen a skeleton key? 290 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,143 Looking for a skeleton key. 291 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,344 Hey, you, skeleton key? 292 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,445 Have you seen a skeleton key? 293 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,981 Anybody? Key? Skeleton? 294 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,816 [stammers] 295 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,052 [all growl] 296 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,921 Time to go-go. 297 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:52,025 - My father put the fate of our world on my shoulders, 298 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,826 without ever asking. 299 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,363 - Sounds like despite your pop's intentions, 300 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,630 you gotta find your own way. 301 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:02,435 - Speaking of, which way out of here? 302 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,837 - Get them! Over there! 303 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,239 No, not there! There! 304 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,541 - There are two mysteries at hand. 305 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,378 First, the Case of the Skeleton Key. 306 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,514 Second, the riddle as to why the holodeck 307 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,349 has trapped us here. 308 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,118 [upbeat jazz music playing] 309 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:21,221 - * You won't regret it * 310 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,723 * Just smile and forget it * 311 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,660 * * 312 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,996 - Hmm. 313 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,164 For such a swanky joint, 314 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,865 you'd think they'd fix that piano. 315 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,467 - Fix it? 316 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,337 - Sounds like it's got a missing key. 317 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,571 [gasps] 318 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,977 [key clicking softly] 319 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,645 both: The missing key! 320 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,147 [all gasp] 321 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,448 - Get them! 322 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,350 - The piano has a missing key! 323 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,985 - Let's pop this blow stand. 324 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,586 - I don't think that's how it goes. 325 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,555 - Move it, piano man. 326 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,757 [soft piano flourish] 327 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,592 - Spectacular. - Murf! 328 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,229 [gangsters shouting] 329 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,031 - To the next adventure. [all yelling] 330 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,736 [all yelling] 331 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,773 - The program's breaking down, merging with the others. 332 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,408 [soft adventurous music] 333 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,078 - Ahoy! Welcome back, Captain. 334 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,513 Prepare for a long journey. 335 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,050 - Uh... - Hah. 336 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:27,320 Okay, so I sneak in here once in a while too. 337 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,522 It's nice to have a crew that respects me. 338 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,525 - Fancy a snack, Cap'n? - No time. 339 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,462 The key has to be on board. 340 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,031 - All right, me hearties, 341 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,700 we're looking for a rare treasure, 342 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,602 a skeleton key! 343 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,736 - Aye-aye! - Aye-aye-aye! 344 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,672 - We'll find it. - We will find it! 345 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,241 - I shall go overboard to look! 346 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,780 [deep rumbling] [all gasp] 347 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,583 [water bubbling] 348 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,785 [creature roaring] 349 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,620 - [yells] 350 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,424 Monster! Off the port bow! 351 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,560 - No, no, no, no, no! [yelling] 352 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,431 [suspenseful music] 353 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:15,102 * * 354 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,871 - That's not a monster. 355 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,708 It's a sparkle sea-hugger! 356 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,411 My favorite! 357 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,979 - The corrupted holodeck programs are bleeding together 358 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,416 at a wildly dangerous pace. 359 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,751 - If we don't find that key pronto, 360 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,986 we're gonna be hugged to death. 361 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,425 * * 362 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,361 - No, Sea-Hugger! No more hugging! 363 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,030 Bad girl! Bad! 364 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,969 - [screaming] - [gasps] 365 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:57,043 * * 366 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,279 - This is from your sim, Rok. 367 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,780 How did you take care of it before? 368 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,816 - Uh...uh... 369 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,619 This poor creature is malnourished. 370 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,721 I prescribe fruit and fiber. 371 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,523 Fire! 372 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,729 [creature shrieking happily] 373 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,536 - Nice vet work, Rok. 374 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,039 Any chance you practiced ship repair too? 375 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,408 - I'm in my happy place, 376 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,877 surrounded by colorful creatures, snuggling. 377 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,645 - We're taking on water. 378 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,149 - [gasps] You really are a detective. 379 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,950 - Hey, guys, Murf found another clue. 380 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,919 - [chirping] 381 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,854 - Look, it's a compass. 382 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,956 - Pointing us to the Delta Heart Vet? 383 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,193 - [groans] This game never ends. 384 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,460 - Never ends. 385 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,163 Stop, we're not going anywhere. 386 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,532 - Easy for you to say. You can float. 387 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,467 - Yes, we could follow the compass, 388 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,770 but it'd just lead us to another clue, and another. 389 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,708 there is no skeleton key. 390 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,244 - [chirping angrily] 391 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,979 - Yeah, you said if we solve the mystery, 392 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,615 we get out of here. 393 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,950 - The missing key is a ruse to keep us preoccupied 394 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,619 from solving the real mystery: 395 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,687 why we're trapped in the first place. 396 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,389 Let me deduce. 397 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,858 At first, we would've never known we were in the holodeck 398 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,229 if it hadn't been for those glitches. 399 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,564 After Rok astutely observed our favorite 400 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,799 recreational simulations were involved, 401 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,935 I knew it couldn't be a glitch, a malfunction, 402 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,672 or even a disruption in subspace as Janeway noted. 403 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,943 It must be a calculated attempt to keep us here. 404 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,145 - You kids will never escape. 405 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,448 - Stay a while. Sing us a song, would you? 406 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,883 - Prepare for a long journey. 407 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,253 [suspenseful music] 408 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,021 - [grunts] Okay, someone did this to us. 409 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,491 Who and why? - Was it my father? 410 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,960 - No, but the culprit is on this very ship. 411 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:58,030 And the only way to win is if we refuse to play her game. 412 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,501 [all yelling] 413 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,239 - Thank goodness you're okay. 414 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,144 Why are you looking at me like you don't recognize me? 415 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,647 - Janeway, did you lock us in here 416 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,583 and turn off the safety protocols? 417 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,486 - Of course not. I would never. 418 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,154 - For all she knows, she's telling the truth. 419 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,624 But I fear she's unknowingly been manipulated 420 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,860 by a secret subroutine pre-programmed 421 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,263 to intervene if the ship's core directive 422 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,333 was ever interfered with. 423 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,036 Computer, show security feed of Hologram Janeway, 424 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,306 start of simulation. 425 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,345 - Maybe it's time we consider we stop 426 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,280 trying to go to Starfleet. 427 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,219 She wouldn't allow us to stray from the ship's mission. 428 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,088 - From the very beginning, she inspired us 429 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,957 to go to Starfleet. 430 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,359 Was it all a lie? 431 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,363 - No, because we had the same goal. 432 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,732 It wasn't until we all agreed we should never 433 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,302 go to Federation space that her sinister motives 434 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,338 for activated. 435 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,206 - Computer, create holo-program 436 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,909 to keep the crew distracted indefinitely, 437 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,378 no restrictions. 438 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,712 - Acknowledged. 439 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,682 - So you did turn off the safety protocols. 440 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,318 Then what did you need my command codes for? 441 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,487 - To take control of the ship so it would 442 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,156 complete its mission and destroy Starfleet. 443 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,394 - Use my command code, GB64N32X! 444 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,531 - Federation coordinates acquired. 445 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,068 - I'm so sorry. 446 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:47,139 I'd never intentionally do anything to hurt you. 447 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,376 - But the Construct would. 448 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:53,380 - I don't remember doing any of this. 449 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,916 I--I think Zero's correct. 450 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,019 There's something wrong with me. 451 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,889 [alarm blaring] [all gasp] 452 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,892 [tense music] 453 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:12,899 * * 454 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,371 - We've left the Neutral Zone. 455 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,240 - [groans] And we're locked out of the controls. 456 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,683 - I'm sorry. 457 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,959 [wondrous music] 458 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:47,166 * *