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- Go! Go! Go!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
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- What was that?
- Down! Get down!
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‐ Move! Move! He's coming!
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‐ What the hell was that?
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Get me out of here!
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‐ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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‐ Protect me, you idiot.
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In the fire escape. Do you see it?
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‐ Get down‐‐
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- Look out!
- On the roof!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Whoever you are, we can make a deal.
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Don't, don't, don't‐‐
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WOMAN
Welcome to Tokyo Narita Airport.
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‐ Yeah. Hey.
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WOMAN
Narita Air will soon be departing
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to Shinjuku at three a. m.
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Next.
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Hmm.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ Business or pleasure?
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‐ Oh, that's a great question.
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And when you love what you do,
it's such a hard one to answer really.
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But gun to head, I'd have to say pleasure.
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But it ain't the holidays
without a fistfight, right?
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Anywho, that's why my father left, so‐‐
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I often think, Bryce,
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what would your life have been like
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if you'd had a more stable upbringing?
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You ever have those thoughts?
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Yeah? No?
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Mm‐hmm.
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Yeah, you seem like you come
from a good home.
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Oh, are we here?
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All right, uh, cool.
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Hey, are you gonna be out here
when I get back?
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'Cause I gotta be honest with you,
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I'm really enjoying
the conversation we're having.
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Just the back and forth is incredible so‐‐
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It's like I know I don't know you,
obviously, but I feel like
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I know you, you know.
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Let's do it again sometime!
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Five stars.
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‐ Mr. Schouler?
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‐ No, ma'am. Uh, wait,
are we using real names or fake names?
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‐ I don't know. What's your name?
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‐ Uh, I'm Bryce,
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and I'm here to kill someone
for a bunch of money, you know.
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I was told to come to this address
to pick up a few things, you know,
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guns, bullets,
bigger guns, bigger bullets.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ And I guess we're walking.
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Sorry, about that,
I‐‐ I'm just trying to go
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with a total honesty policy, you know.
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It's, it's part of this program I'm in.
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I can't really talk about it, though.
It's, uh, it's anonymous.
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‐ You were referred by Mr. Salk.
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He was very pleased with your work.
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He said you were to be trusted.
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That you're the best.
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‐ Get outta here. Old Salky said that?
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Oh, that's so funny, 'cause
on the outside, I'm sure you know this,
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he's this creepy,
murderous, criminal kingpin.
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But, ah, I love a secondhand compliment.
Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
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‐ Everything's just as you ordered.
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Wow. I love
what you've not done with the place.
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‐ When the job is complete,
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your extraction point is
Fukuyama Municipal Airport,
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one hour south by train.
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There you receive rest of your fee.
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‐ Yikes.
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You know, you really
should get that checked out.
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‐ It's fine.
‐ Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, it's just
I have a big day tomorrow,
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and I hate working sick.
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Let me say this,
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you guys really know
how to do customer service.
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And the whole no tipping thing?
Just amazing.
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So, hey, you want to hang out
for a little bit?
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Maybe we can watch some TV if you want.
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You know, I could order a porno
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or Love Actually or‐‐
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Never mind. Okay.
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Out they go. Wonderful.
Nice job, Bryce, you dipshit.
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Ho ho! Woo!
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Hey, you're, you're all laughing,
but it's true.
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I kill people for money.
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Hey, hey. Hey, look.
I could kill your buddy right here.
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You got the dough, I'll make 'em go.
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Woo‐hoo! Yeah, I'm on a hot streak.
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Hey, who wants to bet a kidney?
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Woo!
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Yeah! Dance like nobody's watching.
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Hell with that. I'm gonna dance
like everybody's watching.
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Look at me!
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Ohayo gozaimas.
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What up?
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Hey, guys, keep up the good work.
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‐ Tell me, you really want
to attack the military
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and the Royal family in the same speech?
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‐ Go big or go home.
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‐ Ohayo gozaimas, uncle.
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‐ Akiko, you're late.
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‐ Yo, what's up, Japan's only hope?
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‐ Stop it.
I am a humble public servant,
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and I haven't won anything yet.
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‐ And he never will apparently.
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Who put in this part about
a 20 percent tax increase on corporations?
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‐ I did.
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‐ Remind me again why I made you
his speechwriter.
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‐ Because I'm awesome,
and my opinions are exciting and bold
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and deep down inside they thrill you,
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even if they also worry you a little bit.
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Is that ringing a bell?
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‐ Not a one.
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‐ Ah, you're not really upset, are you?
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‐ You've been breaking my balls
for 30 years.
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Why should it stop now?
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There's not enough spotters
on that roof.
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And those barricades are set
too close to the stage.
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What do you think?
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‐ I think I hate working
political rallies.
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And demonstrations.
Oh, and rock concerts.
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‐ I'm going to call it in.
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Should we find a better position?
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‐ What are you trying to do,
win "Cop of the Year"?
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With you as my partner?
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I don't ever have to worry about that.
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‐ Gentlemen, good morning.
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Thank you.
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Thank you all.
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You're here because you want change!
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You want to say "no more"
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to the old system
and the corrupt masters it serves!
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No more!
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To an economy that only works
for the one percent!
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‐ Why can't I remember my password?
Wait, is it ASS...
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ASSMAN? No.
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Oh. ASSASSINOW.
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Oh, it's times like this
I wish I had a catch phrase.
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Now is the time!
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‐ Gun!
Twelfth floor.
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‐ No, fifteenth!
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‐ Oh! Now that's a lot of stairs.
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Probably why Oswald only went
to the sixth floor.
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‐ Let's go!
We can be the first ones on scene.
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‐ Out of the way! Police!
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Ohh!
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‐ I got this and you call for backup!
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‐ No! No, no. Wait. Hiroshi!
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Ken!
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‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh God! Oh God!
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‐ Oh. Okay‐‐
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Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
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Oh God! No!
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Hiroshi.
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Hiroshi.
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Ahh!
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‐ What the‐‐
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‐ Ah, you must be Schouler.
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‐ Jesus Christ, do you guys
ever talk to each other?
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Sure, yeah, no, I'm Schouler,
AKA the guy you asshats hired.
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The guy you're supposed
to put on that plane!
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By the way, do you have my money?
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‐ You mean this money?
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I believe I'm supposed
to collect this back.
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Now you have killed a great man.
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A man who would have ended
the scourge of corruption.
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So I'm here to deliver a message
from the man who hired you.
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He thanks you for services rendered
and hopes that you will understand
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that someone needs to pay the price
for this awful crime
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so that the Japanese people can move on.
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‐ Well, here's the thing.
I don't believe it's my fate
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to die at the hands
of a total prick like you.
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A badass woman, sure.
Yeah, I could roll with that.
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Or a bunch of badass women.
Even better, eh?
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But no, it's not gonna be some B‐team hack
with love handles and halitosis.
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Bye‐bye.
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Ahh!
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You won't make it far.
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You have no idea
who you're dealing with.
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‐ I can't wait to meet him.
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Aw, you bastard. This is my lucky shirt.
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Oh shit.
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Ohhh, that's much worse.
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Hey, Bryce, you want to go to Japan?
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Oh yeah, sure, why not.
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Yeah, you haven't been there since you
killed the chairman of that car company.
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You had fun on that trip, right?
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Ah, chin up, B‐Dog.
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You've been in bigger pickles
than this, yeah.
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Ohhh boy.
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Ugh. So many regrets.
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Oh, I should have grown that goatee.
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What the hell is this?
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Ohh! Hey!
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It's a shitload of monkeys.
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Wha‐‐ what is that?
What you got there, huh?
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You know, I'm pretty sure you guys
are outside of my provider's network.
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Oh God, that‐‐
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that tastes like ass.
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Hey.
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‐ Hey, look, I‐‐ I hope
this isn't about me, okay,
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'cause I'd hate to cause any tension
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around the hot tub.
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You know.
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Well, he's high‐strung, yeah?
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Oh, I know.
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We'll hire a guy to do the job
and then just kill him.
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First, there'll be the messengers.
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And then...
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I'm going to kill
every one of the shitheads
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who came up with this idiot plan!
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Hope that monkey doctor's got
a load of malpractice insurance
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up that bright red ass of his.
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Well, if it isn't my evil new stepbrother.
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Whoa. Hey,
here's a little lifehack for you,
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don't talk back to the guy
holding the gun.
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You know, you're not like
those other ones, are you?
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You know what I am.
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Ah‐da‐da‐da‐da!
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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You pick up one of these in anger
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and you'll never put it down.
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Plus, you could end up like me...
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an all‐around awesome guy.
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Yeah.
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What the hell's this guy's problem?
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Excuse me, can I interject here?
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This one obviously has anger issues,
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and whatever he's saying, I didn't do it.
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Yikes. Not cool, man.
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Aw, what's going on?
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Is he kicking him out?
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Hey, hey, man, I'm sorry about that.
I w‐‐ I was just screwing around.
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Hey. Hey, dude.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you guys pals with the, uh,
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the other fellows that I exploded?
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'Cause if so, no hard feelings.
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‐ Bro, did you honestly think
you could get away with this?
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‐ Well, I mean, no.
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Not until I found this monkey day spa.
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But then after that, yeah, no,
I was feeling pretty cocky.
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‐ Stupid animal.
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What the‐‐
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‐ Oh, that was baller, dude.
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For real.
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Look, I don't want to make it weird
but you and me,
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we're connected.
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And there's unfinished work here.
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You're gonna find the assholes
who did this to us
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and do this to them.
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You hear me?
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Do... this... to them.
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‐ Told you this was gonna get weird.
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Find this monkey.
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I want him erased from the face
of the goddamn earth!
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‐ Fate has tethered them
together for a reason.
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‐ Whoo!
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Yeah, to take out the piece of shit
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who killed me and his monkey crew!
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‐ Tell every criminal,
every thief,
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everyone you know, we want
that monkey dead or alive!
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‐ Not your most subtle work,
if you're looking for thoughts and notes.
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‐ I know revenge feels good
at the moment,
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but there's going to be
a lot more violence.
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‐ What is the first rule
of being a detective?
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Get down!
‐ Follow the facts.
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‐ Look at this.
Might wanna grab your katana, dude.
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It's time to get bloody.
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‐ You didn't think
this was over, did you?
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Ooh.
‐ Nothing's ever simple.
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‐ That monkey saved my life.
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‐ Now get your hips goin'.
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Two dudes, two fates,
one awesome ride.
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I don't know about you,
but I'd watch the shit out of that.