[pages riffling]
[thumping heartbeats]
[man whimpering]
MAN 1: Go! Go! Go! MAN 2: Go, go, go, go, go!
MAN 3: What was that? MAN 4: Down! Get down!
[indiscernible shouting]
‐ Move! Move! He's coming!
‐ What the hell was that?
[yelling]
BOSS: Get me out of here!
‐ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[Boss screaming]
‐ Protect me, you idiot.
[whimpering]
[roaring]
MAN: In the fire escape. Do you see it?
[Boss speaking Japanese]
‐ Get down‐‐ [Boss screams]
MAN 1: Look out! MAN 2: On the roof!
[gunshots, men screaming]
[whimpers]
[growling] BOSS: Ah!
[whimpers]
Ah!
[thudding footsteps]
Whoever you are, we can make a deal.
[growls]
Don't, don't, don't‐‐
[grunts]
♪ theme music playing ♪
♪
♪ funky rock music playing ♪
♪
WOMAN [over PA system]: Welcome to Tokyo Narita Airport.
[Flight Attendant speaking Japanese]
‐ Yeah. Hey.
WOMAN [over PA system]: Narita Air will soon be departing
to Shinjuku at three a. m.
[bottle clinks]
PASSPORT AGENT: Next.
Hmm.
‐ Hey.
‐ Business or pleasure?
‐ Oh, that's a great question.
And when you love what you do, it's such a hard one to answer really.
But gun to head, I'd have to say pleasure.
But it ain't the holidays without a fistfight, right?
Anywho, that's why my father left, so‐‐
I often think, Bryce,
what would your life have been like
if you'd had a more stable upbringing? [driver sighs]
[chuckles]
You ever have those thoughts?
Yeah? No?
Mm‐hmm.
Yeah, you seem like you come from a good home.
Oh, are we here?
All right, uh, cool.
Hey, are you gonna be out here when I get back?
'Cause I gotta be honest with you,
I'm really enjoying the conversation we're having.
Just the back and forth is incredible so‐‐
It's like I know I don't know you, obviously, but I feel like
I know you, you know.
Let's do it again sometime!
Five stars.
[whistling]
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
♪
[hacking cough]
‐ Mr. Schouler?
‐ No, ma'am. Uh, wait, are we using real names or fake names?
‐ I don't know. What's your name?
‐ Uh, I'm Bryce,
and I'm here to kill someone for a bunch of money, you know.
I was told to come to this address to pick up a few things, you know,
guns, bullets, bigger guns, bigger bullets.
[chuckles] ‐ Okay.
‐ And I guess we're walking.
Sorry, about that, I‐‐ I'm just trying to go
with a total honesty policy, you know.
It's, it's part of this program I'm in.
I can't really talk about it, though. It's, uh, it's anonymous.
‐ You were referred by Mr. Salk.
He was very pleased with your work.
He said you were to be trusted.
That you're the best.
‐ Get outta here. Old Salky said that?
Oh, that's so funny, 'cause on the outside, I'm sure you know this,
he's this creepy, murderous, criminal kingpin.
But, ah, I love a secondhand compliment. Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
‐ Everything's just as you ordered.
BRYCE: Wow. I love what you've not done with the place.
‐ When the job is complete,
your extraction point is Fukuyama Municipal Airport,
one hour south by train.
There you receive rest of your fee.
[hacking cough]
‐ Yikes.
You know, you really should get that checked out.
‐ It's fine. [coughing] ‐ Okay.
Yeah, I mean, it's just I have a big day tomorrow,
and I hate working sick.
Let me say this,
you guys really know how to do customer service.
And the whole no tipping thing? Just amazing. [chuckles]
So, hey, you want to hang out for a little bit?
Maybe we can watch some TV if you want.
You know, I could order a porno
or Love Actually or‐‐ [door slams shut]
Never mind. Okay.
Out they go. Wonderful. Nice job, Bryce, you dipshit.
♪ funky music playing ♪
♪
Ho ho! Woo!
Hey, you're, you're all laughing, but it's true.
I kill people for money.
Hey, hey. Hey, look. I could kill your buddy right here.
You got the dough, I'll make 'em go.
[all cheering]
[laughing]
Woo‐hoo! Yeah, I'm on a hot streak.
Hey, who wants to bet a kidney?
Woo!
Yeah! Dance like nobody's watching.
Hell with that. I'm gonna dance like everybody's watching.
Look at me! [grunts]
[crowd chanting, indiscernible]
♪ Japanese rap music playing over headphones ♪
GIRL: Ohayo gozaimas.
What up?
Hey, guys, keep up the good work.
‐ Tell me, you really want to attack the military
and the Royal family in the same speech?
‐ Go big or go home.
‐ Ohayo gozaimas, uncle.
‐ Akiko, you're late.
‐ Yo, what's up, Japan's only hope?
‐ [chuckles] Stop it. I am a humble public servant,
and I haven't won anything yet.
‐ And he never will apparently.
Who put in this part about a 20 percent tax increase on corporations?
‐ I did.
‐ Remind me again why I made you his speechwriter.
‐ Because I'm awesome, and my opinions are exciting and bold
and deep down inside they thrill you,
even if they also worry you a little bit.
Is that ringing a bell?
‐ Not a one.
‐ Ah, you're not really upset, are you?
‐ You've been breaking my balls for 30 years.
Why should it stop now? [Ken laughs]
[crowd cheering]
HIROSHI: There's not enough spotters on that roof.
And those barricades are set too close to the stage.
What do you think?
‐ I think I hate working political rallies.
And demonstrations. Oh, and rock concerts.
‐ I'm going to call it in.
Should we find a better position?
‐ What are you trying to do, win "Cop of the Year"?
‐ [chuckles] With you as my partner?
I don't ever have to worry about that.
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
[whistling]
‐ Gentlemen, good morning.
[crowd cheering] KEN: Thank you.
Thank you all.
You're here because you want change!
[crowd cheering]
You want to say "no more"
to the old system and the corrupt masters it serves!
ALL: No more!
KEN: To an economy that only works for the one percent!
‐ Why can't I remember my password? Wait, is it ASS...
ASSMAN? No.
Oh. ASSASSINOW.
Oh, it's times like this I wish I had a catch phrase.
[whirring]
[beeping]
KEN: Now is the time!
[gunshots]
‐ Gun! HIROSHI: Twelfth floor.
‐ No, fifteenth!
‐ Oh! Now that's a lot of stairs.
Probably why Oswald only went to the sixth floor.
‐ Let's go! We can be the first ones on scene.
‐ Out of the way! Police!
Ohh!
‐ I got this and you call for backup!
‐ No! No, no. Wait. Hiroshi!
[Shinji gasping]
SHINJI: Ken!
‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh God! Oh God!
‐ [gasping] Oh. Okay‐‐
[panting]
Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
[panting]
Oh God! No!
Hiroshi.
♪ somber music playing ♪
Hiroshi.
[panting]
♪ somber piano music playing ♪
♪
[passengers murmuring]
♪
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
SOLDIER: Ahh! [Bryce grunts]
[groaning]
‐ What the‐‐
‐ Ah, you must be Schouler.
‐ Jesus Christ, do you guys ever talk to each other?
Sure, yeah, no, I'm Schouler, AKA the guy you asshats hired.
The guy you're supposed to put on that plane!
By the way, do you have my money?
‐ [laughing] You mean this money?
I believe I'm supposed to collect this back.
Now you have killed a great man.
A man who would have ended the scourge of corruption.
So I'm here to deliver a message from the man who hired you.
He thanks you for services rendered and hopes that you will understand
that someone needs to pay the price for this awful crime
so that the Japanese people can move on.
‐ Well, here's the thing. I don't believe it's my fate
to die at the hands of a total prick like you.
A badass woman, sure. Yeah, I could roll with that.
Or a bunch of badass women. Even better, eh? [chuckles]
But no, it's not gonna be some B‐team hack with love handles and halitosis.
Bye‐bye.
[rapid beeping]
♪
[guns clicking]
[gunshots]
CAPTAIN: Ahh!
[grunting]
You won't make it far.
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
[gunshot]
‐ I can't wait to meet him.
[gun clatters]
Aw, you bastard. This is my lucky shirt.
[groans] Oh shit.
Ohhh, that's much worse.
[alarm blaring]
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
♪
Hey, Bryce, you want to go to Japan?
Oh yeah, sure, why not.
Yeah, you haven't been there since you killed the chairman of that car company.
You had fun on that trip, right?
♪
Ah, chin up, B‐Dog.
You've been in bigger pickles than this, yeah.
Ohhh boy.
Ugh. So many regrets. [groans]
Oh, I should have grown that goatee.
♪
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
♪
[gasps]
[groaning]
♪
[monkeys hooting]
BRYCE: What the hell is this?
Ohh! Hey!
[coughs] It's a shitload of monkeys.
[coughing]
[monkeys grunting]
Wha‐‐ what is that? What you got there, huh?
You know, I'm pretty sure you guys are outside of my provider's network.
[gags]
Oh God, that‐‐
that tastes like ass.
♪
[monkey hooting] BRYCE: Hey.
[chattering]
[hooting]
♪
[chattering]
[hooting, chattering]
[grunting]
[screeching]
[grunts]
‐ Hey, look, I‐‐ I hope this isn't about me, okay,
'cause I'd hate to cause any tension
around the hot tub. [monkey screeching]
You know.
Well, he's high‐strung, yeah?
♪
[snorts]
♪
Oh, I know.
We'll hire a guy to do the job and then just kill him.
First, there'll be the messengers.
And then...
I'm going to kill every one of the shitheads
who came up with this idiot plan!
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
[gunshots]
[squawks]
[gunshots]
Hope that monkey doctor's got a load of malpractice insurance
up that bright red ass of his.
[monkey grunts]
Well, if it isn't my evil new stepbrother.
[chattering]
Whoa. Hey, here's a little lifehack for you,
don't talk back to the guy holding the gun.
[growling] [Bryce chuckles]
You know, you're not like those other ones, are you?
You know what I am.
♪
Ah‐da‐da‐da‐da!
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
You pick up one of these in anger
and you'll never put it down.
Plus, you could end up like me...
an all‐around awesome guy.
Yeah.
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
[hooting]
♪
[growls]
[roaring]
♪
[hooting]
[monkey chattering]
[grunting]
What the hell's this guy's problem?
Excuse me, can I interject here?
This one obviously has anger issues,
and whatever he's saying, I didn't do it.
[screeching] [imitating screeching]
[all monkeys screeching and hooting]
♪
[Bryce whistles]
Yikes. Not cool, man.
[grunts]
[whimpers]
Aw, what's going on?
Is he kicking him out?
Hey, hey, man, I'm sorry about that. I w‐‐ I was just screwing around.
[whimpers]
♪
Hey. Hey, dude.
I'm sorry.
♪
[thunder rumbling]
♪
[whimpering]
♪
♪ ominous music playing ♪
[owl hooting]
♪
[low rumbling]
[engines revving]
[men shouting and laughing]
[heartbeat thumping]
♪
[grunts]
[yelps]
[grunting]
[growling]
♪
[grunts]
♪
BRYCE: Are you guys pals with the, uh,
the other fellows that I exploded?
'Cause if so, no hard feelings.
‐ Bro, did you honestly think you could get away with this?
‐ Well, I mean, no.
Not until I found this monkey day spa.
But then after that, yeah, no, I was feeling pretty cocky.
♪
[gunshots]
♪
[monkey grunting]
[monkeys hooting]
[screeching]
[hooting and screeching intensifies]
[men laughing]
[hooting]
[monkeys screeching]
♪
[gunfire continues]
[growls]
♪
[heavy breathing]
[coughing]
‐ Stupid animal. [gunshot]
[screaming]
[grunts]
What the‐‐
[growls]
[gunfire continues]
[gunfire stops]
[grunts]
♪
[whimpering]
[Bryce coughing]
‐ Oh, that was baller, dude.
[coughing]
For real.
Look, I don't want to make it weird but you and me,
we're connected.
And there's unfinished work here.
[wheezing]
You're gonna find the assholes who did this to us
and do this to them.
You hear me?
Do... this... to them.
[whimpers]
♪ Secret Colours' Faust playing ♪
♪
♪ Fall down ♪
♪ Get back up ♪
♪ The silent sound ♪
♪ My mind is corrupt ♪
♪ Original sin ♪
♪ Comes from within ♪
♪ Country at war ♪
♪ It's time to begin ♪
♪ I said stop ♪
♪
♪ Stop ♪
♪
♪ somber music playing ♪
[whistling]
[whimpers]
‐ Told you this was gonna get weird.
[chuckles]
MAN: Find this monkey.
I want him erased from the face of the goddamn earth!
♪
‐ Fate has tethered them together for a reason.
‐ Whoo! [Monkey hooting]
BRYCE: Yeah, to take out the piece of shit
who killed me and his monkey crew!
[gunfire]
‐ Tell every criminal, every thief,
everyone you know, we want that monkey dead or alive!
‐ Not your most subtle work, if you're looking for thoughts and notes.
‐ I know revenge feels good at the moment,
but there's going to be a lot more violence.
‐ What is the first rule of being a detective?
Get down! ‐ Follow the facts.
‐ Look at this. Might wanna grab your katana, dude.
It's time to get bloody. [Monkey growling]
‐ You didn't think this was over, did you?
[hooting]
[Bryce groaning]
MONKEY: Ooh. ‐ Nothing's ever simple.
[explosion]
‐ That monkey saved my life.
‐ Now get your hips goin'.
Two dudes, two fates, one awesome ride.
I don't know about you, but I'd watch the shit out of that.
♪