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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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[grunting]
‐ Huh.
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Well, this is the address.
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[whines]
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I mean, I was expecting
a strip mall situation,
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maybe a home office.
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That's usually where you find
a guy called "The Accountant."
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But no! Guess we're breaking
into a prison today! [scoffs]
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And we're not even gonna get
to do all the fun stuff
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that usually winds up leading to prison.
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What do we even call this?
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A "Reverse‐Shawshank," maybe? [chuckles]
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Eh, they never made that
into a movie, you know.
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Probably because
it's such a dumb idea.
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Well, I mean,
the idea itself is‐is great,
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but just terrible
for whoever's doing it,
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because once you get in,
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eh, you know,
you gotta get out.
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Which is basically impossible.
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I mean, that's the way
these things are designed, so‐‐
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey. Hey.
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Pump the brakes, bud.
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You can't just climb over.
You know these places, they have a‐‐
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[electricity crackles]
[screeches]
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Whoa!
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Ho ho ho!
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[Monkey grunts]
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Electric fence. I was gonna say
they have an electric fence.
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[groans]
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This place is secure
as heck, huh?
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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Okay, word of caution.
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You think people are bad
on the streets,
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prison's like a hundred times worse.
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[whines]
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No, no, no.
Don't "sure" me, alright?
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We're about to enter
the sixth circle of hell.
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You gotta be ruthless, man.
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No hesitation. No humanity.
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Or, uh, monkey‐manity.
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Whatever. You know what I meant.
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[Monkey grunts]
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[panting]
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[dog growls]
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Monkey! What the hell
are you doing?
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Just kill the dog!
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It's a dog. Nobody cares!
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[barking]
Shit. Take the shot.
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Take the shot!
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[barking]
[screeching]
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No, no, no, no!
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God damnit!
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[growling]
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Run!
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[dog barking]
[Monkey hooting]
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[panting]
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[whimpering]
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We've been here thirty seconds
and you've already lost the gun?
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I said "no hesitation"!
Did I say "no hesitation"?
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Why didn't you shoot?
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[grunts]
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I'm sorry, your code?
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Oh, okay, okay, time‐out. Time‐out.
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Listen: living by a code is
a rookie mistake, man.
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When I first started,
I told myself
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I'd only kill people
who were gonna die anyway.
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You know, like the old
and terminally ill.
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Then, then, I realized,
isn't everyone gonna die anyway?
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So... [whistles]
I scrapped the rule,
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and my income skyrocketed.
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A code is just a bunch
of dumb random rules
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that stop you
from doing the gig.
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[whines]
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I mean, do you really wanna fight
with one hand tied behind your back?
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[hooting]
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I know you can use your feet too,
that's not the goddamn point.
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You don't want to be
the only killer with a code.
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That's like competing
in the Tour de France
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without getting all roided up.
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Oh oh, hey! Look at this!
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This is our lucky day!
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You know, we'll just hop down here
and mosey our way
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to the Central Directory
or whatever
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and find The Accountant, and boom,
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we'll be home
by lunch so‐‐ Dude?
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Hey, dude? Where'd you‐‐
where are you?
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[rat squeaking]
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Are you trolling me right now?
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I just gave you
this epic speech,
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and you're helping
a disgusting rat?
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[screeches]
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I wish we would have taped
that little viral video moment.
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So sweet. Can we go now?
[loud bang]
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Oh!
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[rumbling]
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God damnit.
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Nah, you know what,
I'm not gonna say it.
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It'd be too easy.
But I told you so.
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[grunts]
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[Ito sighs]
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‐ Look, I don't know
what people are saying,
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but for the record,
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I'm not crazy.
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‐ No one's calling you crazy,
Lieutenant Ito.
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I know you're feeling
a great deal of guilt
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after losing your partner.
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And perhaps for
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other poor decisions in your past.
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But you are blaming
these crimes on a,
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what did you say it was?
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‐ Um. Monkey.
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‐ Monkey. Ah.
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[pencil scratching]
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‐ Wh‐what are you writing?
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‐ Don't worry about
what I'm writing.
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‐ Hey! Ito‐san!
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Check it out.
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Photos of the casino victims.
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Look at the claw marks
on the bodies‐‐
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‐ Haruka, we're done
with this theory.
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It‐it's crazy.
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‐ But all the facts point
in this direction,
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and you always follow
the facts!
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That's the first rule
of being a detective!
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‐ Yeah? What's the second rule?
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‐ No open‐toed shoes.
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‐ Jesus Christ.
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Haruka, you can't do this job
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by going off some check‐list.
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That's a rookie mistake.
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‐ If something's true,
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isn't it our obligation
to speak up?
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[sighs]
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‐ They've put me
on administrative leave.
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My only obligation
is to the bar.
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[bell tinkling]
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‐ Uh‐‐
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‐ What the hell is that?
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[officers laughing]
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[sighs]
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‐ We cracked the case!
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[laughter]
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[grunting, hooting]
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BRYCE:
Am I still claustrophobic?
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Y‐you mean since yesterday?
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Yes, you dickhead,
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it doesn't just go away.
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[Monkey grunting]
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No, no, no,
that's bullshit.
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No, everybody has a phobia.
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You know, it's like, uh, HPV.
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We all got it,
just nobody talks about it.
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[Monkey screams]
[thuds]
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There you go!
That's fun, right?
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Like an amusement park!
[Monkey screeches]
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At least for me,
'cause I'm amused by this.
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[buzzer sounds]
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[grunting]
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That's actually
a great look for prison.
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[whines]
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[electricity crackles]
[screeching]
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Ah, you see?
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You should have killed
the damn dog like I told you.
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[Monkey whimpers]
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[inmates shouting]
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Oooh. Somebody's popular.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, don't be afraid to strut
a little, you know.
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Give 'em something to holler at.
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Get that little monkey booty poppin'!
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[grunts, screeches]
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[toilet flushes]
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WARDEN: Gentlemen,
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is there any chance
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either of you may have
mistakenly entered
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my private bathroom this morning?
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[electricity crackles]
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You see, I noticed
a drop of urine
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on the edge of the porcelain.
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And I always lift the seat.
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[screeching]
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I mean,
it doesn't seem unreasonable
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for a man to have one little place
in this hell‐hole
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to call his own, does it?
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[screeching]
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Does it?
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‐ Holy shit. Look at this!
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All the info we need
to find The Accountant is right here!
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I mean, we are
in the eagle's nest, baby!
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I can't miss!
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[screeches, hoots]
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I mean, how great
is this, right?
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Oh, oh, oh, hang in there, bud.
You got this.
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You just wanna breathe
through it.
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You know how many car batteries
I've been hooked up to in my life?
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[growls]
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[screams]
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Oh boy, here's karma.
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[growls]
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[guards screaming]
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‐ No! No! I'll do
whatever you say!
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[grunting]
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‐ Nice, you gave him a taste
of his own medicine.
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Now give him a full dose.
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‐ No more! No more!
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[electricity crackling]
[warden screaming]
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‐ Alright, come on, let's fire it up
and find our guy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, Monkey,
you're standing on the screen.
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You wanna move?
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Good.
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Okay, so just, um‐‐
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Whoa! Whoa! No. No.
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Don't paw‐mash.
That's not helpful.
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[grunts]
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[whines]
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Oh boy.
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I feel like I'm helping
my grandfather set up his TiVo.
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Hallelujah.
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Okay, now very carefully,
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I want you to select
the top option button‐‐ No!
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[groans]
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[chuckles] Ooh boy, oh boy.
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Deep breaths. Deep breaths!
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[hoots]
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Okay, here we go!
We're back.
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Alright, so now when we found the ledger
the address was Sugano 227.
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Um, oh, there was
a number after that.
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What the‐‐ what the hell was it?
It was, um‐‐
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[smacks lips]
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Ohhh, this is gonna kill me.
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Are you kidding me?
We get into a prison and now‐‐
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9621!
[snaps fingers]
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Still got it.
I used to count cards.
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[beep]
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Oh yeah.
Look at this guy.
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Well, if that's not The Accountant,
then I don't know what.
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[chuckles]
That's definitely him.
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Oh, that's helpful!
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‐ You can't go where he is.
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He's in "The Pit."
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An underground cellblock
for the worst offenders.
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We sealed it shut
three years ago.
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He's gone totally insane.
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Guy drinks
his own piss now.
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Like, exclusively.
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Drinks piss.
Pisses. Drinks that.
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It doesn't make any sense, right?
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‐ This guy's great.
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Hit him again!
[electricity crackles]
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♪
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♪
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OZU: [over loudspeaker] We will restore
this country's tradition and honor.
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‐ Just go around.
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OZU: ...rule of law.
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Under an Ozu administration,
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we will sweep
the streets clean
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and usher in a new era
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of peace and prosperity.
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00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,455
[tires screeching]
AKIKO: Oh!
264
00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:47,288
[grunts]
265
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,170
‐ Oh no, no.
266
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,457
I'm calling a doctor.
267
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,378
‐ No, no, it's just tender.
268
00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:55,785
That bastard Ozu's
had it in for me
269
00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:57,882
ever since I confronted him
at the Parliament building.
270
00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,173
We've gotta do something
about this.
271
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,827
‐ Well, we're definitely calling
the police.
272
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,380
Reporting the driver.
273
00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,915
‐ Driver? What is that
going to accomplish?
274
00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,627
Ozu will just say that this asshole
was acting on his own.
275
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,205
The police are in his pocket anyways.
They're totally useless!
276
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,038
Aah!
277
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:13,832
[winces]
278
00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,673
You know what, I'm calling everyone
I know in the press,
279
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,247
and I'm telling them
how he threatened you,
280
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,290
and then had one of his goons
try to run me over.
281
00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,672
If he wants to act
like a thug,
282
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,787
the people have
the right to know.
283
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,752
‐ Akiko, we're not gonna
start leaking stories.
284
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,500
You don't want to get dragged down
into the mud with them.
285
00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:28,752
Trust me.
286
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,250
‐ We're in the mud!
We're in a street fight!
287
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,420
‐ I've been at this
a long time.
288
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,627
I know revenge feels good
in the moment,
289
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,575
but you have to be careful.
290
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,133
If you go out there
making wild accusations,
291
00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,212
we will look erratic,
292
00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,882
and he will look reasonable.
293
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,745
‐ Well, it happened to me.
And I have a right to report it.
294
00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,710
‐ Not if you want
to work in this campaign.
295
00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,078
That's my final decision.
296
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,503
‐ Ugh. Fine.
297
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,960
‐ I'll post extra security
outside your house tonight.
298
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,535
‐ Ugh!
299
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,995
[Monkey whimpers]
300
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,750
[grunts]
301
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,630
BRYCE: Am I scared?
302
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,458
What, do you mean by the warden's
spooky "wittle" ghost story?
303
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,578
Pfft. No!
304
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,003
I am a ghost, bitch.
305
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,540
He should be telling stories
about me!
306
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:13,922
Bryce: the phantom killer!
307
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,577
And his monkey sidekick!
308
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:16,583
[hoots]
309
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,423
Sidekick. You know, like his, uh,
310
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,577
you know, his side‐piece.
His, uh, like his, uh‐‐
311
00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,497
I don't know, like his vice president.
[screeches]
312
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,880
[thuds]
[growls]
313
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,287
Yeah, that's what you are.
It's like an assistant.
314
00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:27,882
It's like an executive assistant,
315
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,915
and you have a weapon
or a super power, too.
316
00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,537
But for the most part, you're just
sort of there to make sure, uh,
317
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,292
I can stay focused
on my tasks.
318
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,712
[elevator dings]
What the? Oh shit!
319
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,710
Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho, no.
320
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,918
Oh, I love this guy.
321
00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,882
[beeping]
322
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:47,705
Huh...
323
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,208
okay.
324
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,075
[grunts]
325
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:54,253
Hey, just because
this Accountant has gone a little Manson
326
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,710
doesn't mean he's tougher
than the other assholes we've killed.
327
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,038
Come on. Chop chop.
328
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,713
Whoa‐ho‐ho! Yeah!
329
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:01,668
Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
330
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,463
Woo! This is fun!
[Monkey screeching]
331
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,668
[thud]
332
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,207
[Monkey whimpers]
333
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,038
You know, I hate
to be a negative Nellie,
334
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,463
but this may have been
a bad idea.
335
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,325
[Monkey growls]
336
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,997
♪
337
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,380
[growls]
338
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,078
Hey, bud! No, no, no.
Stay down! Stay down!
339
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,423
Play dead! You do not want
to wake up right now.
340
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,172
[cackling]
341
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,580
♪
342
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,383
[inmates shouting, whistling]
343
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,285
Oh, hey look!
It's our guy!
344
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,077
That's The Accountant!
345
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,713
He kind of looks like Joe Rogan, yeah?
346
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,168
[Monkey grunts]
347
00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,327
[shouting, whistling stops]
348
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,173
‐ Ever since the massacre
at the casino,
349
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,127
I knew someone would come.
350
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,455
I just didn't expect
a circus animal
351
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,168
in a cheap suit.
352
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,787
[all laugh]
353
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:01,172
[growls]
354
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,325
You have trespassed
into our world.
355
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,213
Violated our laws!
356
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,918
The law is all we have.
357
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:12,167
The law is what guarantees
our society will live forever.
358
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,540
The law
359
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,542
and... the candy.
360
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,502
[inmates cheering]
361
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,790
‐ These poor bastards
are addicted to candy.
362
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,377
[sniffs]
363
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,377
[maniacal laughter]
364
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,875
Wait, no, it's drugs.
365
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,788
They're addicted to drugs. Duh.
366
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,922
‐ Monkey,
367
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,423
I sentence you
368
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,377
to death.
369
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,035
[maniacal laughter]
370
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,752
‐ Well, you shouldn't have been
your own lawyer.
371
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,250
That's Courtroom 101.
372
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,922
THE ACCOUNTANT: But because
you have proven yourself so formidable,
373
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,707
little Monkey,
374
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,328
you will have the honor
375
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,833
of dying in combat
376
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,253
with
377
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:02,997
Fat Cobra!
378
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,788
BRYCE: Oh. Fat Cobra.
379
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:08,002
I know so many hitmen
who have died trying to kill him.
380
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,380
Anyway, don't let the name fool you,
this guy's quick as lightning.
381
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,705
And speaking of lightning,
he shoots it from his feet.
382
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:15,328
Yeah, he's got has like
35 illegitimate children.
383
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,673
Bit of a player,
you could say.
384
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,747
Most of his kids, though,
he actually killed in combat.
385
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,830
Which I guess made him resigned
to a life down here.
386
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,793
So anyway, he's really got
nothing to lose.
387
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:23,502
[whimpers]
388
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,040
You know what,
I can tell this isn't helping.
389
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,132
So just, um,
390
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,495
just be fast.
391
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,830
Alright. Go. Get him!
Go get him!
392
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,208
Alright, you got this, buddy!
393
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,748
Try to‐‐ try to punch him
in his giant balls or something.
394
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,500
I don't know. Punch him
with your whole body!
395
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,460
Oh god, we are so screwed.
396
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,578
‐ Come here!
397
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,173
[whines]
398
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,577
[screeches]
[yells]
399
00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,042
Huh?
400
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,785
‐ Oh no, no, no! Don't do that!
Now you're just pissing him off!
401
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,132
‐ Get off!
402
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,918
[yells]
403
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,207
[Monkey hooting]
404
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,793
[Fat Cobra laughs]
405
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,132
What's wrong?
You're not having fun?
406
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,037
[inmates cheering]
407
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,002
[laughs]
408
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,250
[growls]
409
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,165
[hooting, screeching]
410
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:12,577
Huh?
411
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,792
Come back,
little monkey.
412
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,542
[yells]
[electricity crackling]
413
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,708
‐ Aye‐aye! Use the pipe!
414
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:26,998
The one you're, like,
hanging on to, ya dipshit!
415
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,667
It's our only chance!
416
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,827
Yank down the pipe
and give that fatty a shower!
417
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,212
‐ Huh?
418
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,745
[screams]
419
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,457
[steam hissing]
420
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,498
[groaning]
421
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,790
‐ Ah, yahtzee!
422
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,132
Woo! Ha ha ha,
I'm a goddamn genius.
423
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,665
I really am. How did they
ever kill me? I don't get it.
424
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,037
ACCOUNTANT: We have a new champion
425
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,752
of the pit!
426
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,790
[inmates cheering]
427
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,082
And you, Fat Cobra,
428
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,708
mmm, my sweet friend,
429
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,125
you must die.
430
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:03,705
[inmates booing]
431
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,538
[groaning]
432
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:10,082
‐ I only fought for you because
you gave me booze, asshole.
433
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,713
[cackling]
434
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,422
‐ Oh, hey, you gotta read
the room, bud.
435
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,130
Uh, look, I've told you to do
a lot of rough shit today,
436
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,785
but it's not just
because I'm being a dick.
437
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:23,252
I mean, I am a dick,
but I'm trying to protect you.
438
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,668
‐ Do it.
439
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,497
‐ Trust me, the guy
you don't kill
440
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,380
is the one who comes back later
and kills you.
441
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,247
What are you doing?
442
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,170
Monkey, no, no, no, no!
What the hell are you doing?
443
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,582
ACCOUNTANT: What?
444
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,503
You stupid animal!
445
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,670
No one disobeys me!
446
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,787
For this, you shall both die!
447
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,457
‐ Monkey. Let's give 'em
a show.
448
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:45,958
[grunts]
449
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,498
[screeches]
‐ Whoa!
450
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,918
No, no, no, no.
451
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,787
That's my candy!
452
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:53,962
Stop him!
453
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,248
[screams]
454
00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,792
Oh shit!
455
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,128
Well... goodbye!
456
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,455
[screeches, growls]
457
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,167
Gotta go, gotta go.
458
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,043
[panting]
459
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,165
Oh shit!
460
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,670
♪ funky music playing ♪
461
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,077
♪
462
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,463
O‐o‐okay, okay, okay.
463
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,668
I know this looks bad,
464
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,167
but with all the starving
and the murder out there,
465
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,165
I gotta have some "me" time.
466
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,747
[growls softly]
467
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,830
‐ D'uh... w‐would you like a soda?
468
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,883
Or would you like every soda?
469
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,875
It's called a suicide.
470
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,285
‐ Don't do it.
It's probably piss.
471
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,332
[screeches]
THE ACCOUNTANT: Ah!
472
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,875
Ugh! N‐n‐no! No! Whoa! Whoa!
473
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,955
If this is
about Ken Takahara's murder,
474
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:01,668
I told The Rooster that killing
a politician was a mistake.
475
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,037
‐ Yeah, We got Rooster,
Fat Cobra, a monkey.
476
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,582
What is this,
a George Orwell book?
477
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,423
[growls]
478
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,917
‐ No. no, no, no. Really!
It's against our code!
479
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,787
‐ Code? Are you kidding?
480
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,922
Where was your code
when you double‐crossed me?
481
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,957
Code my ass!
INMATE: What is this?
482
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,128
Wha‐‐ Ha‐has this been here
the whole time?
483
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,825
‐ Oh boy, here we go.
484
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,503
‐ Hey, guys!
485
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,830
Wait, what?
486
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,173
This must be
the warden's secret quarters.
487
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,627
Oh‐ho‐ho, what a dick, huh?
488
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,495
‐ That's you! That‐that is
a painting of you.
489
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,580
It's a portrait.
You had to sit for that!
490
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,633
‐ Wait! No, no, no.
491
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,455
Uh‐uh, who‐who wants a soda?
492
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,248
[inmates yelling]
493
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,745
[The Accountant screams]
494
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,790
[flesh rips]
495
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,752
‐ Okay, time to go.
496
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,625
[inmates shouting]
497
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,038
Whoa! Holy shit!
498
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,252
Okay, to the chute!
Come on, we'll crawl back up!
499
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,250
[explosion booms]
500
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,130
What the hell? Now what?
501
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,625
WARDEN: Kill them all
if you have to! I don't care.
502
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,825
Just find me that Monkey!
503
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,713
‐ Boy, that dog is like
a bad penny, in't he?
504
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,538
[gunshots]
505
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,252
[rat squeaking]
506
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,290
Yeah, yeah, okay. Just follow
Templeton here and let's go.
507
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:13,792
[squeaks]
508
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,712
[Monkey grunts]
509
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:17,078
Oh‐oh‐okay, but, you know,
it's probably not even the same rat.
510
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,003
[grunts]
511
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,707
BRYCE: How you doin'?
512
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,080
Shit.
513
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,750
Literally. Shit.
514
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,830
[whines]
515
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,503
This is where having
a code gets ya.
516
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,462
[sirens blaring]
[gunshots]
517
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:54,787
[wheezes]
518
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,875
[panting]
519
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:57,745
Hey, hey! We made it!
520
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,210
You are definitely gonna have
pink‐eye. B‐T‐dubbs.
521
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,128
[electricity crackles]
522
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,705
FAT COBRA: Freedom! Ha ha ha!
523
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,288
BRYCE: I guess we could have gone
that way, too.
524
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,752
Looks like your rat buddy
wasn't such a big help after all‐‐
525
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,630
[machine gunfire]
[inmates screaming]
526
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,960
[gunshot]
527
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,078
Look, a lot of stuff
happened today.
528
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,583
I don't think we should try to draw
any big lessons from it.
529
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,253
I wouldn't say
anything's been proved‐‐
530
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:21,960
[gunshot]
531
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,290
...or not proved.
532
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,792
[squeaking]
533
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,832
[siren blaring]
534
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,503
[hooting]
535
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,540
God damnit.
536
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,630
Okay.
537
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:35,917
Fine. I admit it.
538
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:39,787
In certain situations, yes,
having a code isn't the worst idea,
539
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,332
as long as you can break it
when it suits you.
540
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,333
But‐but you can't be
all crazy about it.
541
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,713
Eh, you know,
it has to be simple.
542
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,462
You're only going to kill killers?
[grunts]
543
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,793
A killer of killers. Huh.
544
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,382
You know what, that actually sounds
pretty badass,
545
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,455
but you can't just give yourself
your own nickname.
546
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,128
Alright? You know, I just can't
call myself "Horse Cock."
547
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,415
Other people gotta call me that.
That's why it stuck.
548
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:00,787
[grunts]
549
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,667
Oh! Look who's feeling
confident tonight.
550
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,917
You might want
to watch out for the‐‐
551
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,128
Oh.
552
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,285
[hooting]
553
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,752
I know she's
the only human you trust,
554
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,165
but maybe it's a little early
in the relationship
555
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,077
to show up covered
in literal shit.
556
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,710
[sniffs]
557
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,082
But you know what?
She probably won't even notice.
558
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,293
She'll be too freaked out
by the fact
559
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,082
that a savage animal's
lurking in her yard.
560
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:27,917
[whines]
561
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,002
‐ Ooh, see that's revenge.
562
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,922
[snarling]
563
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,080
[gasps]
[cat yowls]
564
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,542
‐ So the best advice I can give you is
when she starts throwing stuff
565
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,252
just stand your ground and try to look
as friendly as possible.
566
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,330
That always worked for me.
567
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,293
[whimpers]
568
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,833
[yells]
[screeches]
569
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:58,963
[gasps]
570
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,785
‐ Oh, sweet Jesus,
571
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,668
you scared
the shit out of me.
572
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,330
Oh.
573
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:06,963
Hey there.
574
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,790
You, uh... you want
something to eat?
575
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,380
‐ Yes! The answer is "yes."
Nod your head.
576
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,327
‐ I'm actually
really glad you came.
577
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,753
I never got the chance to thank you
for what you did at the funeral.
578
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,290
[hisses]
579
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,752
It all happened so fast,
and I remember being so scared,
580
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,500
and... then there you were
581
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,000
and, well‐‐
582
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:34,962
Thank you.
583
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,630
[sniffs]
Ugh!
584
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,125
‐ He gets a little nervous.
585
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,673
Whoa!
586
00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,418
Pump the breaks, bud!
587
00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:56,132
♪ melancholy music playing ♪
588
00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:07,328
[door closes]
589
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:11,383
♪
590
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:19,788
♪
591
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,128
‐ Sir, there's a riot
at Sugano prison.
592
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,205
They need backup!
593
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,748
‐ M‐O‐N‐K‐E‐Y. Monkey.
594
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,960
‐ Hey, Haruka.
595
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,328
Remind me.
596
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,503
What is the first rule
of being a detective?
597
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,955
‐ Follow... the... facts.
598
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,958
[tinkling]
599
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:44,668
♪