["Back with a Vengeance" by Portals plays]
-[Heather] You ready? -I don't know what I'm walking into.
[Amanza] What do you know about the new girl?
-She just had a baby with Nick Cannon. -Who doesn't?
-[Heather] This is Bre. -As pretty as everybody said.
Don't get too comfortable, that's Chrishell's desk.
-Is Chrishell coming in? -Why's everyone staring at me now?
["Back with a Vengeance" continues]
-Welcome. -Aw.
-Wow. -Look at this.
♪ Back with a vengeance… ♪
-Oh, girl! -Whoo!
Ring the bell.
-I'm just really happy for you. -Thank you.
I took a long time to move on from the breakup.
-Let's go again from the top. -[laughs]
We went into this not knowing how deeply we were gonna fall for each other.
-[Jason] I want you to meet Marie-Lou. -Marie-Lou.
I think she's better for him than Chrishell.
-You're clearly out to get me. Bitch-- -Don't call me bitch.
I'll call you a bitch, you are a bitch, and you've been a bitch.
-Are things okay with us? -You hurt Chrishell.
-I'm gonna be protective of her. -Right.
It's like taking a shot of cyanide talking to her.
Light that fuse. Boom!
["Back with a Vengeance" continues]
Let me finish talking.
-You don't have points and are on drugs. -No. Fuck you.
-No one? Mary? No one? -We-- We-- We…
-Chrishell, that wasn't cool. -But I believe it.
["Back with a Vengeance" continues]
[Nicole] Full panel drug test. Let me consult with my attorney.
♪ I'm comin' back Back with a vengeance… ♪
I find Nick Cannon and Bre's relationship rather off-putting.
Maybe he's a master manipulator.
She can't take accountability for what she says.
She's mad she got caught.
Who I fuck and have children with is my business.
-I'm allowed to voice my opinion. -Are you?
-We're not a family-- -We actually were a fucking family.
-We're not in the place that we were. -Yeah.
I'm wondering if we can get back to it or if it's not worth it, to be honest.
["Back with a Vengeance" ends]
[hip-hop music plays] ♪ Just watch me ♪
-♪ Just watch me ♪ -♪ Three, two, one, go! ♪
♪ This that thing that comin' up next So fresh, so hot, yeah makin' a flex ♪
♪ Full feed the head Full up in the gaslight ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, we got somethin' new ♪
♪ Look at the way you moves ♪
♪ It'll blow your mind ♪
♪ It'll blow your mind… ♪
-Hi! -Hi, pretty.
Hi.
-Hello. -Hello, good-looking.
-Look at you. -You get hotter every time I see you.
-I love you. -[Emma] Hi.
Hi.
Today's real estate market will show who's the top agent.
There's no easy sales now, but I'll put in the work
and come back stronger this year.
Hopefully, between the three of us we have clients.
[Emma] For sure.
-I think this is epic. -I love it.
And it just came on the market.
[music continues]
♪ It'll blow your mind ♪
And one of my best friends is the listing agent, so easy deal.
The cross streets all have that similar style, which I love.
I love all the shapes. So interesting. Can you imagine the Instagram photos?
That's why I'm here.
-She brought her ball. -I brought my ball.
-That's insane. I'm obsessed. -[Emma] You can't put anything in it.
I thought it was a purse, and I'm like, "It's actually just a basketball."
It's everything.
-Should we look at the rest of the house? -Yes. Let's do it.
[pop music plays] ♪ I'm obsessed… ♪
[Bre] The cool thing about this house is there's 6,000 square feet
of exterior space.
[Emma] This property is insane.
[Bre] Also, all the stone you see is Italian marble.
-[Amanza] I love the detail… -[Emma] This wall.
-That's cool. -How it goes throughout.
♪ Give me what I'm askin' for ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, I want more, more, more ♪
[Emma] I love a good open kitchen concept.
Emma, you could cook up a storm in here.
I could do some serious work in here with this view too.
Does anybody want a… [crunches] …Hot Cheeto?
-A casual Cheeto? -A Hot Cheeto?
I love how you just pulled a Cheeto out of your Birkin bag.
-So, do you? No? Okay. -[Emma] Just one? No.
-I've got my ball. I'm good. -No, you have a Chanel ball, okay, great.
Uh, I'm obsessed with this house.
[sighs] Me too. I love it.
-My gosh. -I can't wait to sell it.
-[Bre laughs] There we go, Amanza. -Same.
-Love the glass. -Isn't this stunning?
The whole house has pocket sliding Fleetwood doors.
This house is top-tier, guys.
It's a very O Group house. Wouldn't you agree?
-All the levels? -Yeah, all the levels, yeah.
[Bre] I'd love to show Jason I can find a buyer for this.
-[Emma] Did you guys hear the news? So-- -[Amanza] What?
-Jason followed Chrishell to Australia. -Oh, wow.
Jason, Brett, Chrishell, and Marie-Lou.
That's creepy.
-[Emma] Her face. -Okay.
I think we need to pop a Xanax in your mouth after that one.
[pop music plays] ♪ Yeah, we got that honey, ah ♪
♪ Make you feel a little funny ♪
♪ So sweet and sunny I bet you gonna feel so good ♪
[Chrishell] I took a break from real estate because I wanted to join
G on their summer tour in Australia.
This is actually the longest that I have been away.
I got to, you know, spend the holidays with their family,
and we just really just grew so close.
It's amazing. I feel like I have two homes now.
-Hello. Ahoy. I made it. -[Jason] Yeah!
-Hey. How are you? So glad you made it. -Hi.
-Hello. -[Marie-Lou] Hi.
-How are you? -I'm good, and you?
-This is beautiful. Thank you. -[Brett] First things first.
I did know Jason was planning on doing New Year's in Australia,
but I wasn't sure if our timing was gonna work out
because we were hopping all over for different shows.
And it did, so I'm excited to catch up with him.
Cheers, guys.
-[Jason] Cheers, bro. -[Brett] Good to see you. Cheers to that.
I know a lot of people think that it must be so weird
for us to be as close as we are
and to hang out with each other's new partners as exes.
But maybe it's something in the water at the Oppenheim Group.
We just, you know, you kinda keep it moving, and it's not weird.
Sadly, G couldn't come 'cause they're rehearsing for their show tonight,
which is gonna be super fun.
I think a 10:30 set time, if you guys wanna come.
[Emma] I wonder how Marie-Lou's feeling.
-I feel like that's a little… -Oh, yeah, she's like, "Whoa."
There's nothing like the O Group.
-[Amanza] Never a dull moment. -No.
-Let's see the house. -Let's see the rest of it.
[pop music plays]
[Amanza] Ooh!
-It's a nice primary. -Oh, look at the fireplace. That's cool.
-[Bre] Very zen. -[Emma] I like all the wood stacked up.
-I wonder if you could climb that. -[Bre] Oh, my God.
-[Amanza] Of course you'd try to climb it. -[Emma] It's kind of a rock-climbing wall.
It's wonderful.
Fricking Emma.
[Bre] We can't take her anywhere.
[energetic pop music plays]
[Chrishell] Would you jump in?
If you give me and Lou a thousand dollars, then we'll jump in the water.
Like you need the money, but I do wanna see you jump in the water.
-It's the principle. You have to pay. -I absolutely will.
You have to pay to see me with my shirt off.
Oh, my God.
So you're basically paying $500 to see me with my shirt off.
You're so stupid.
I will say, it was nice to kind of take some time away.
I mean, it is one of those things where
it got a little stressful there, obviously.
And so I feel like now, I feel a little more recharged
and a little more, you know, just a little more focused
on coming back in and checking in with my clients.
Listen, both of us have been kind of pulled away.
We both have new relationships.
We've been traveling.
So, I understand, like, you know, your distance from the office.
I, quite honestly, have been a little distant myself.
I need to plug my ass back in completely, and I just, you know…
I'm excited that you are going to as well. I can't wait to get you back.
I think it'll be good.
[Bre] Well, I just hope Marie-Lou isn't the jealous type.
I'm uncomfortable, and I'm not even on that boat.
I mean, I do think that Chrishell was Jason's great love.
-[Amanza] I do agree. -Yeah?
-I've known Jason a very long time. -Yeah.
-He was madly in love with that woman. -[Emma] Yeah.
[music continues] ♪ We are the… We are the… ♪
♪ We are the ones, yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ We are the ones ♪
["I Love What I See" by Lady Sway feat. LiTTiE plays]
♪ Newfound energy ♪
♪ Ain't no hill too steep ♪
♪ And I feel like, yeah, I got this ♪
♪ I've got this ♪
♪ Like I found my zen ♪
♪ Love my reflection ♪
♪ And I'm not afraid to flaunt it… ♪
-[Mary] How much is this one again? -[Nicole] Twenty-six.
♪ I l-l-love what I see ♪
♪ It feels so good to be me ♪
♪ I l-l-love what I see ♪
-All right. -All right.
-How big is this one? -Just under 13,000 square feet.
So it must be including those four structures in the back of the lot.
[Mary] Okay.
Selling a $26 million house to a client would be a great way to start the year.
[Mary] Hopefully, after seeing this, maybe we will have a client for it.
[Nicole] Yeah.
[Mary] Things are moving pretty slow in the market right now.
If we wanna do business, we have to work harder.
-I like the lighting on the stairs. -Mm-hmm.
You don't have as many buyers out there trying to buy.
We don't have as many sellers willing to sell.
I think every agent has to really get out there and hustle,
otherwise you're gonna be out of a job.
You know, I had time to think. I'm not gonna be a manager anymore.
-Really? [gasps] -Yes.
I've decided to take a step back and focus on my clients,
and not have drama around me,
and not have to worry about walking into a room,
and it's like, "Who do I have to separate today?"
Right.
I thought I was being assigned a job like a real estate manager.
-Right, right, right. -Not a frickin' therapist.
["Watch Me Now" by SATV Music plays]
♪ Just watch me now ♪
♪ Just watch me now… ♪
-This stone is really loud and busy… -I like this.
[Nicole] But I really love it.
Yeah. Hey, this is cute.
Are there two of 'em?
-For a $26 million house-- -This isn't big enough.
Look, again, I've never seen a house with so many different kinds of stone.
It's kind of interesting.
♪ Just watch me now ♪
-[Mary] Definitely an entertainer's home. -[Nicole] Yeah.
It's kind of pricey, right?
You'd think they'd price this very well with the mansion tax coming up.
-It's a massive chunk of change. -Yes.
Measure ULA, also known as the mansion tax,
is something that's going into effect next month.
Any properties sold over $5 million are gonna have an additional 4% tax,
and anything over $10 million is gonna have 5.5% additional tax.
Those are huge numbers,
and I think it'll be a massive detriment to the real estate market as a whole.
-Makes me nauseous even thinking about. -I know.
I think sellers need to really, um, take a good look at what their pricing is,
and they need to price very aggressively,
because they're getting ready to lose a lot of money in extra taxes.
-It's crazy. And then you buy a new house… -Oh, jeez.
This'll be a nightmare.
And your interest rate's tripling, quadrupling.
No one's gonna do it.
I've got clients that are like, "I want to…"
-It's scary. -"But why would I?"
But listen, it's times like these
where real realtors, people who'll make it, show their worth,
and everyone else falls through the cracks.
Buckle up because things are changing.
We're just screwed.
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ I want the best, like Cabo ♪
♪ First-class flight, I'm off to Morocco ♪
♪ I am, papi, yeah, Eddie Guapo ♪
♪ Spending 'nero like the El Chapo ♪
♪ Bad, good, but better than best ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm always dressed to impress ♪
♪ Can't slow down, we livin' so fast… ♪
-[Emma] Let's do this. -[Chelsea] Let's do this.
♪ Uh-huh, you bring on the magic ♪
♪ Uh-huh, you reach out and grab it ♪
♪ Uh-huh, yeah, I got to have it ♪
♪ Uh-huh, you bring on the magic… ♪
[Emma] I already love it.
♪ Yeah, I want the best ♪
-Double mirrors. Starting off right. -Yes!
Believe it or not, I've never had a birthday party before,
so we're going big, or we're going home.
I feel like I've accomplished a lot by the age of 30,
and I'm really determined in my real estate career.
I wanna keep crushing it.
I wanna be the top agent at the O Group this year.
Well, every year.
-Hi, Chelsea. -[Chelsea] This is Clarisse. Hi, darling.
-Nice to see you. -Good to see you.
-This is Emma, my beautiful friend. -Hi.
I am her best friend and assistant.
She'll be assistant party planner. Good luck.
Yes. Watch out.
Exactly.
We'll do masquerade theme,
so everybody's gonna be in black, red, and white, and gold, right?
-Okay, perfect. -So I really wanna go over the top.
-Yes. -[Chelsea] I don't like the beigey color.
We could have, like, the lighting turn red…
-And bring in an ambient lighting. -Mood lighting, yeah.
For sure.
And then we can have the sex room with naked men, like strippers.
If you want a sex room, you could get a sex expert to come.
-She presents all these different toys. -I think that's a great idea.
-[Clarisse] Show you how to use it. -I'm already coming…
[all laugh]
Just kidding. Don't tell my dad. Just kidding.
What were you thinking entertainment-wise?
Entertainment-wise, you could have a magician,
a tarot card reader, a lip-reader.
-Lip-reader? -What's that?
She'll give your guests a brand-new lipstick and a piece of paper.
You kiss the paper, and she'll read your lip lines.
Kind of like a palm reader.
What happens if our friends had lip fillers? Does that change…
This year is Chelsea's year. It's her dirty thirty.
See you guys, bye.
So I want her to be thirty, flirty, and a little dirty.
I can't believe this is your first birthday ever.
Yeah, I never really celebrated my birthday growing up.
I think they've always kind of been sad times for me
because obviously, as you know, my parents weren't always present
because my mom lived in the States for work,
and my dad was traveling or working in Nigeria.
It was always a day that I just wanted to skip over.
Well, we're not skipping it now.
[Chelsea] My mother's coming to my party,
and ever since becoming a mother myself, honestly, we've become inseparable.
She's my best friend.
I feel like I finally understand the sacrifices she made
because as a mother now myself,
I'd make those same sacrifices for my kids.
It's gonna be people that have, like, a direct impact on my life.
People that I admire, people that support me.
-Is Nicole coming? -Yes, Nicole is coming.
I need to know whether Nicole is a friend or an enemy or frenemy.
I need to know where she is.
I can't figure her out. She's very nice to me.
She's very shady to you. She's fake to Chrishell.
I'm trying to place her.
When she's around me, I actually think she's kind of dope.
She's so nice. She's kinda like overly nice and overly--
A little kiss-assy. She's fake, so…
She's about as real as the meat in my empanadas.
She's just coming and hating on everybody.
Actually, I do have something to tell you.
Nicole said that,
"Well, Emma's only friends with Chrishell because she's a social climber."
-Is that a joke? -Wow.
-Of all the things you could call me… -Social climber?
Tell me I dress like a hoe, I'll take it. I love to get--
-But a social climber? -Social climber?
I built my own stairs, thank you, Nicole.
I'm getting to know Nicole, and real recognize real.
I've seen she doesn't have any problem voicing her opinion.
I wanted you to know.
Don't call me something that couldn't be further from the truth.
No.
She doesn't seem like a very good person to me.
I mean, that's kind of why I haven't invited Bre.
And I wanna look around the room and just see nothing but love for me.
But do you think it could be a good time for you to, kind of,
not only break the ice, but put her into a position where
you guys can both, kind of, put your walls down a little bit?
No. It's either gonna happen organically, or it's not gonna happen at all.
On that note, when did you become friends with her?
-Mrs. Bre's Mouthpiece Bitch. -No.
Honestly, I don't understand why everyone's friends with Bre.
What do we share in common?
I feel like you're a very good mom. She does seem like a very good mom.
Maybe you connect on that.
I don't even share my husband. She does.
We don't share that in common.
["the AUDACITY" by Emlyn plays]
♪ Where do all these men Find the audacity? ♪
[pop-rock music plays]
♪ I just want a fast ride ♪
♪ I'm blowin' through the red lights ♪
♪ We're gonna take it all the way ♪
[Mary] Romain?
-[Romain] I'm in the closet. -Oh, okay.
[music ends]
Hey, baby.
Hey, my baby.
-What you doing? Moving the electrical? -Uh-huh.
-The Spider-Man kiss. -[chuckles]
Nice.
You look hot.
[Mary giggles]
I don't know if you noticed I'm a little… busty today, but--
Busty?
Yeah. I just thought I was gonna start my period, so…
Yeah.
But I haven't. And I'm five days late, so…
Um…
I stopped and got a pregnancy test at the store when I was out,
because I know we were trying, but I don't wanna get my hopes up,
so I'm gonna go take a test.
Yeah, but don't look at it before me. We look at it together.
Meet me in the living room.
-We'll wait for the answer together. -Yes. But hurry up, I wanna know.
That would be great. Amazing.
-Oh, fuck. -[Romain chuckles]
Ah!
[hopeful piano music plays]
I had my son, Austin, 26 years ago. I was 15 when I got pregnant.
Um, obviously, not a planned pregnancy.
His dad was out of the picture within the first year.
And it was difficult being a teenage, single mom.
I made so many mistakes, you know, just trying to get by
and not knowing what I was doing,
and… it scared me to ever have another child
without having my shit together, basically.
Did you pee?
I did. It's waiting.
-And so? Shake it. -I-- No, you're not allowed to shake it.
Shake it. It will come faster.
Okay.
It's got the two dots right now, thinking.
-It's thinking? -Uh-huh.
-[sighs] -Are you worried?
No, I'm not worried, I'm… I don't know, nervous, in a way.
I don't know.
I just don't know which way,
'cause I thought things happened before, and then I'm not,
and now I'm like, well, it'll take way more time to get pregnant.
-Why? -Well, at my age.
-Oh God, it's on the last one. -Your age? What?
[Mary] Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God.
[laughs] Oh, my God.
Is it for sure?
-Not false positive? -Baby, I'm pregnant.
-Come here! -Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, this is insane.
Let's get into the doctor right away to, like--
-We'll have a super baby. Don't worry. -Yeah.
I'm so excited.
Romain and I did not think
that we'd be able to get pregnant this fast, and I am…
I'm-- I'm over the moon.
I wanna tell Amanza.
-We should tell her. -Other than that, until…
I don't know if I really wanna tell everybody.
-Should we FaceTime her? -Yeah.
[phone rings]
[Romain] Hi, Amanza!
I am literally in front of--
-I should not be on camera-- -Bestie, listen.
It's really important.
[whimsical music plays]
[screaming] What?!
[Mary and Romain laugh]
[laughing]
-We're having a baby! -[Mary and Romain laugh]
-Did she say "we"? -Yeah.
Oh, my God, that's gonna be the cutest baby on the frickin' planet.
-[both] Aw. -Let's just start there.
It's gonna be so good because it's gonna heal her.
Oh my God, I'm getting emotional.
[quiet piano music plays]
[Amanza] Fuck. That hit me.
[chuckles]
I'm just really excited for her to be able to experience it
the way that she deserves to.
I mean, we love Austin, obviously,
but she was a baby when she had Austin,
and she's traumatized from that experience.
Fuck.
Shit, wait, this is a real thing. There's a baby in me.
It's gonna be so good this time.
It's gonna show her and help her believe that she actually is an amazing mom.
I'm on cloud nine. I love you guys.
-Okay. -Bye.
-[Amanza] Bye. -Bye.
[gasps]
I'm pregnant.
-Oh my God. -The cutest baby.
[both laugh]
[piano music continues]
[Romain] Hm…
I'm so lucky.
You're gonna be a good daddy.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
It makes me very happy that I don't feel like I'm on my own on this.
No.
["Come Alive" by Summer Kennedy plays]
I love you.
♪ Our dreams come alive ♪
♪ Alive ♪
♪ Our dreams come alive ♪
[upbeat music plays]
♪ Get ready for this ♪
♪ Woo hoo, yeah ♪
♪ Get ready for this ♪
♪ Woo hoo, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause it's about to go down ♪
Let's look at the rest of the house. I wanna wait till Bre's here.
I wanna introduce you to her because I'll be on maternity leave,
so when I'm gone if you wanna see other places,
-she'll help me. -All right.
Honey, I'm home.
There she is.
-Hi. Oh my God, this is stunning. -[Heather] Right?
-Hello, my love. We're excited to see you. -[Heather] Look. Almost here to see Aunty.
-[Bre] Are you excited? -I can't believe it. It's like he's here.
-[Bre] I'll miss you. -[Heather] I know.
Hi, I'm sorry.
-This is Bre. -Josh. Nice to meet you.
[Heather] This is my client Josh.
He's very successful, started on TikTok and YouTube.
-Okay. -Yeah, I do social media,
and then I also have a production company and a venture fund now.
-Oh, dope. -I own multiple companies and invest.
This generation is just different.
We didn't get started until our thirties.
We didn't know anything until two years ago. I was like, "What?"
-And now they all start-- You're 22? -I'm 20. Yeah.
-I'm sorry, what? -[Josh] Twenty.
-Never mind, I can't date him. Okay. -Well, I mean, you never know.
This is her goal.
Yeah, I'm gonna find her a husband. [whispers] Josh.
All right, well, let's… All right, guys, all right.
I do not want a husband.
I'll say it again, I do not want a husband.
Josh could be like a play toy, I guess, but thanks, but no thanks, Heather.
Let's see the party area? Or you guys see it?
I'm down.
["Better Watch Me" by SATV Music plays]
♪ Want a piece of this? We'll put on a show ♪
-[Bre] The lighting and the texture. -[Josh] Like I walked into a nightclub.
I mean, you can't drink yet, but this is a great bar.
Well, we're only like ten days away, so it's soon.
Okay, so you can move in and have your first drink in your own bar.
-Oh, wow. Okay. -[Josh] Let's see what this is.
Is it soundproof in here?
Well, let's find out. Okay.
-I'll just yell from here, all right? -Okay, perfect.
-It's gonna be loud, hopefully. -Okay, we'll see.
[yells]
What!?
Mm…
-Hear it? -I wouldn't say soundproof.
Okay.
But if you need help, at least someone will hear you.
-[Josh] All right. -[Bre] Okay. [laughs]
[Heather] Hello, what was that?
I don't know. She had me screaming down there though.
-Were you christening the house? -We had to test some things out.
Yeah, it felt like an escape room. [laughs]
You said I needed a husband. I was making sure I secured the husband.
That was not very long, so I'm not very impressed. [laughs]
Shall we go upstairs and see you guys' bedroom?
Let's do it.
-[Heather] Let's go. -All right, Momma.
[pop music plays]
Welcome to the primary.
♪ It's everything that you need… ♪
I love how the stone goes all the way to the ceiling.
Let's see the shower. How many people can it fit?
-[Josh] More than one. -What kind of showers you taking, Heather?
[music continues]
-This is gorgeous. -Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
[Heather] That's gorgeous. Overall, you like the house?
Yeah, I like the style. It's what I've been looking for.
The space is great.
I'll send you some listings, so you have an idea of what's in the area,
and then we can compare, you guys can look at things.
-Awesome. -Great.
-I'll see you later. -Yeah. Good seeing you.
You're in good hands.
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪
♪ I'm in the mood to be and be seen ♪
♪ I'm in the mood to eat you up too ♪
♪ 'Cause I'mma do my thing ♪
♪ Take it light while I play it right Bling bling, roll the dice ♪
♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪
♪ I'm in the mood to be and be seen ♪
♪ I'm in the mood to eat you up too ♪
♪ 'Cause I'mma do my thing… ♪
Hey. All right.
So cute. And Amanza's coming too?
Yes.
♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪
-[Chrishell] She'll be here soon. -[Emma] Oh! Speak of the devil!
-[Chrishell] Yes! Hi. -You came ready to slay.
[Amanza] Welcome back from Australia, Chrishell.
Everybody has on black and white, and I have black and white boots.
[waiter] Hi, ladies, do we know what we want for dinner this evening?
Um, I will take the steak please, the filet.
I would like to have the hamachi crudo and the meatball.
-[Emma] It's singular? -You only get one ball?
-[waiter] One one-pound meatball. -One.
I like two, but I'll take one.
-Can I get the Dover sole, please? -I'll do the Dover sole as well.
Thank you.
-Everybody, cheers. -Cheers. To moms and hoes.
-[Chrishell] Yes. -[Amanza] Yes.
-[Bre] Mm… -[Amanza] I wanna hear.
-Single and looking. -Single.
Single and looking.
-I don't know what I am. Question mark. -[Emma] Question mark.
Is there any guys you like right now, or no, not currently?
Yeah, I do have a crush on somebody, but, uh…
And we've met one time, but we'll see, to be continued.
That's a dimply smile.
-I mean… -Okay.
-[waiter] Your hors d'oeuvres. -Thank you.
[Chrishell] Oh, my God, that meatball is hilarious.
-Now I know why there's only one meatball. -[Emma] Oh, hello.
[Chrishell] I have a question.
Who would you sleep with celebrity-wise? Who would you pick?
Michael B. Jordan.
I could do that, and I've done that.
Oh! You have?!
[laughing]
Oh! Oh, my God!
I wanna live through that vagina right now.
[laughter]
I've slept with all of my favorites. I'm kidding. [laughs]
[Amanza] Wow.
I have not been on a date in God knows how long.
Is Peter--
-Who's Peter? -[Emma] The ex.
He's like the only guy I've really seen for the past five, six years.
But he's out of the picture, so you wouldn't need to know, right?
Chrishell's dying for him to be out.
You wouldn't want your daughter to date him,
but you'd want to be friends with him 'cause he's fun and is like--
-Like Brett. -Yeah, exactly.
-Oh, God. -Yeah.
-Anyway. -[Emma] Anyway.
So I just wanna be with somebody that's like my best friend,
and then also I'm in love with.
-That's literally all I want in life. -Same.
And you're gonna get that.
I'm just trying a new way.
I'm like, if you believe it, it will come, you know?
-Build it-- -Like Noah's Ark?
No. If you build it, it will come.
-[Bre] They will come. -Field of Dreams.
-[gasps] Oh, my God, the baseball movie. -Yeah.
-Yes! -Guys, it's Noah's Ark.
-No, there's a movie. -No, the movie literally said that quote.
I know the movie.
She was just saying, Noah built an ark and animals came.
We're saying there's a movie where they quoted it.
That's not what I'm saying.
-[Amanza] What are you saying? -The movie is taking that from Noah's Ark.
-If you build it, they will come? -[Bre] Yes.
Noah's Ark is a movie? I thought it was a book.
-You're talking about the Bible book. Yes. -I'm dying.
It's a book all right.
I didn't know it was from the fucking Bible.
[Bre] Well, you know now.
[laughter]
-Okay, so I have a question. -[Bre] Yeah.
-[Chrishell] So, Bre… -Yes?
If you met Mr., Mrs., whoever, Right,
would you be open to, like, pursuing it?
I love Nick.
I'm happy with my relationship, however that is.
And, like, if I date, I date. If I--
Would Nick care if you dated anyone else?
-I don't know. Maybe. -I think he would.
Wait. You've got to be kidding me. That's not fair.
But I do what I wanna do, but I still would never disrespect Nick.
I just wouldn't.
And even his situations and stuff,
I've always been nothing but respectful of that.
I know people don't get it, and I don't care that people don't get it.
-It's like a new age power position. -[Bre] A hundred percent.
-[Chrishell] You don't need anything. -Yep.
-Your child is well taken care of. -Yep.
[Chrishell] You're not looking for, you know, any kind of hole to be filled.
-Yep. -You're fulfilling yourself.
Well, maybe we could tell Chelsea that.
Oh.
Would you be open to squashing it?
-Honestly, I don't know. -Yeah.
But I feel like, as a person if you're big enough to apologize,
like, I'll hear you out.
-[Emma] Yeah. -I won't be like, "Fuck off and die."
Okay, I will mediate you and Chelsea.
No. I feel like it's biased. You're saying--
But I also have a connection with you regardless of how long I've known her.
If Chelsea's gonna listen to someone, it would be Emma.
Her bond is too tight with Chelsea to mediate for us. It's not fair.
[Emma] No--
[sighs] I'm just glad I get along with everybody, you guys.
-Sounds exhausting. -[Emma] Yeah.
Emma, you kind of get along with everybody, except for one person.
-Who? -You don't really get along with Nicole.
I don't think she's a good person. She's not.
-I wasn't involved, but I don't like her. -She's not a good person.
She'll change and shift to try and--
Chameleon.
Yeah, it's like social climbing at its best.
Okay, so you know she couldn't come in here and just say whatever--
-Funny. -[Chrishell] Does Bre know?
-Did you just say that by accident? -She doesn't know.
-We got something for you. -[Bre] Now what?
-[Chrishell] Interesting you said that. -What?
Nicole had the audacity to call me a motherfucking social climber.
Oh, you're a social climber?
Yes, because of my friendship with Chrishell.
She doesn't know a real friendship if you threw it at the wall.
-Exactly. -Because…
Me and Chrishell actually have one of the most genuine friendships
in the entire world, and she's never experienced that.
So that could be the only reason why I'd wanna be friends with Chrishell.
First it was Chrishell and Nicole going at one another,
and now it's Nicole and Emma.
When will it end?
It's hard for me to hear, "She's a psycho."
I've been friends with her for a very long time.
But if Nicole actually said what she said about you being a social climber,
I think that's batshit crazy because it could not be further from the truth.
[energetic pop music plays]
♪ Pull me under ♪
♪ Tie me beneath ♪
♪ Draggin' me down 'Cause I'm misery-bound ♪
♪ Shudder ♪
["Here We Go" by Extreme Music plays]
♪ Everybody wants a devil ♪
♪ Everybody wants it white and black ♪
♪ Everybody thinks they're angels ♪
♪ They got the answers We just wish we had ♪
♪ They don't know ♪
♪ Everybody in the shadows Coming out today ♪
♪ Everybody in the shadows Coming out to play ♪
♪ Everybody in the shadows Coming out today ♪
♪ Everybody in the shadows Coming out, here we go ♪
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪ -♪ Here we go… ♪
Okay, babe, don't look at the guys.
-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪ -♪ Here we go… ♪
-Hello. -Oh, I love this.
-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
-♪ Oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ -♪ Here we go ♪
-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪ -♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪
[Chrishell] Hello, guys.
-Hi. -[Chrishell] Hello. How are you?
I'm good.
"Marie-Lou"?
I've been-- Well, we just-- Okay, Marie-Lou.
I-- Am I saying it wrong? Is it--
-[producer 1] Marie-Lou. Lou. -[producer 2] "Lou."
-So it's not Mary-Lou? -[producer 1] It's Marie-Lou.
Oh, my God, I've been saying it wrong.
-No one's using the masks. -[Romain] No.
-Hello. -[Jason] Hi, sweetheart.
[Chrishell] How are you?
-[Jason] This the cake? -[Clarisse] It is the cake.
-[Emma] Don't touch it. -[Jason] I'm not touching it.
-[Mary gasps] -Oh, no. Oh, shit.
What the fuck is this? Is that the fucking cake?
[gasps]
-[Nicole] Oh, shit. -How'd you do that?
I don't know, but this is Balmain, a vintage Balmain.
-No, wait! Don't spread it! -Fuck. Sorry.
["Here We Go" continues]
Whoa. It's not my birthday.
Brett, good to see you.
-Nice party. -All my wife.
-[woman] So wonderful to meet you. -This is Chelsea's mom.
Nice meeting you.
[Chrishell] Where is she?
-I can't wait to see what she wears. -I know.
Odds on her being carried: two to one.
The anticipation!
["Top of the World" by Ely Eira plays]
♪ I'm a king, I'm a queen Every night, I'm on top of the world ♪
[crowd cheers]
[Chrishell] You look so gorgeous!
[Jason] Look at that! That looks amazing.
[Amanza] She's so fucking tiny!
Happy birthday, baby.
-You guys are gonna make me cry. -I know.
My queen. I love you, pumpkin.
I'm gonna cry. I don't wanna cry.
It's okay, baby. It's okay.
It's a beautiful thing to see.
Mwah! Mwah!
You look beautiful.
[friend] You look scrumptious!
-[Chelsea] Thank you for coming! -Happy birthday!
Mwah! Mwah!
[Chelsea] So I'm honestly so grateful for every single person in this room.
As I turn 30 today,
the person that I have to give the most love to is my mother.
[all] Awww!
You are an incredible human being.
You are the strongest person I know.
You are an immigrant.
You have broken boundaries,
and you do it with so much grace.
So any time I feel like I'm failing, I look to you.
The only reason I'm the woman I am today is because--
Okay, stop. Enough.
[cheering]
I don't know if everybody knows my story, but I moved here in 2015,
and two weeks after moving here, I swiped on Tinder.
And it was this fly guy.
I always believe that you should go for the studious, nerdy tech guy
because then you can always figure out how to dress him, you know.
Go for the guy that loves their family,
loves the people around him, and that's this guy here.
This guy changed my life.
He's shown me what love really is.
And love is what we have.
[Chrishell] Aw!
[Chelsea] And I am--
[applause]
I am so--
-This man came along-- [screams] -Happy birthday.
[Chelsea gasps]
[Chrishell] Open it!
-Can you please be a little bit patient? -No.
-We wanna see what's in that box. -Is it a Kelly? A Himalayan?
Okay, this is my first Birkin.
[Jeff] Happy birthday.
All right, can we go party now? Yeah!
[pop music plays]
[Mary] Oh, that's cute.
Okay. Okay.
-All right. -Okay.
[gleeful shouting, laughing]
That's the best photo of us I've ever seen in my life.
-[Jason] You guys are getting outta here? -I'm so tired.
All right, sweetheart.
♪ Little bit of jazz, little bit of soul ♪
♪ Little hip hop and rock and roll ♪
[Emma] I love you. I have something to take care of.
What do you have to take care of?
Stay tuned.
-[Emma] Hi, Nicole. -Hey.
So I heard you've been saying a few things about me,
and I wanted to hear what you have to say.
Did you call me a social climber?
I did.
You did? Do you know the definition of a social climber?
Yes, but let me-- Listen, instead of just us getting into a thing--
You made a really big statement about my character by saying that.
You know that, right?
So keep that big ball of energy,
and don't let 'em shrink to raisins right now.
I don't shrink to raisins for anyone.
[Emma] So keep that energy. Keep that same energy.
You are one way when you don't have the people backing you up.
-Oh, my God! -I stand alone.
I don't have anyone backing me up on anything.
[Emma] 'Cause no one has your back.
-I don't care. -'Cause you literally lost your shit.
I built my own fucking ladder.
I didn't get to where I am in life because I got--
-I didn't say business ladder. -Understand?
Do you know what a social climber is?
Yes. Someone who attaches themselves to someone who has a greater status,
so they can gain a greater status.
[Emma] So who are you referring to?
[Nicole] You're--
-Listen-- -[Emma] Speak. Come on.
Has the cat got your tongue? Talk.
-Your friend who can do no wrong-- -[Emma] How come every single person--
-Your victim friend who can do no wrong-- -Victim?
-Oh, you're-- -Yes, yes, victim.
You guys are trying to get everyone against me.
Cool, you've done it.
I said something Chrishell didn't like.
And Chrishell is, "You're with me, or I'm gonna fucking end you."
You are so miserable.
I don't know what we need to do, but I feel like you need to be happier,
and then we'd have less problems.
Interesting, I think I could say the same about you--
I am the happiest person in the world!
-Have you lost your mind? -Clearly.
-I'm so happy. -[Nicole] So happy?
[Emma] I am so happy.
I'm so happy, and I'm nice, and I empower other women.
You're worried-- Oh, you-- Really?
-Yeah. -You empower other women? Okay.
-Interesting. -[Emma] I do.
Honey, you are young, you are immature, and you have a lot to learn.
From you? You're not a kind person at all.
Yes, I am a very kind person.
You're always pretty miserable.
If there's a stick up your ass, you should switch it out.
We're at a sex party.
I'll donate my sex toy to you. You need it.
I am married. I don't need a sex toy.
Something's not happening in your life. I don't know what.
You don't realize, you can't look in the mirror
and realize you're the problem.
You made a comment about my character. It's unacceptable.
You haven't made comments about my character for six months?
You think I'm fucking crying about it?
Um, what's going on?
Listen, she asked if I called her a social climber. I said yes.
-I own that. -Well, okay, hold on.
-I need to pause right-- -No--
[Amanza] I need to know the conversation and where it came from.
I don't know why this is such a big deal.
-It's a huge deal. -It is.
So all the things these two have said about me,
I'm just supposed to take it?
You've said horrific things about me.
-You've said nothing but-- -That are true.
And I will continue to say. Everything I say about you is true.
You wanna be nice? I was nice to you.
We got along. We did business together. Emma was nice to you.
We didn't do business together.
You wanna do shit to Emma? Then back it up.
You don't know what work-- You don't know what work is.
I make more than you in five minutes than you could ever make in five years.
From Instagram. That's so cute. That's gonna be around for a long time.
-I'm working on a long-term career. -You don't--
Okay. You rearranged your whole face.
-[Amanza] I do know. -What?
[Chrishell] You got everything done.
I rearranged my face?
Fucking mean girls. The definition of mean girls here.
-I want to tell-- -Is that a joke?
Listen, you dish it, we can dish it back.
You and your bodyguard friend…
-You guys have a real problem. -Who the fuck is that?
I called you a social climber. Move on, Emma.
[Emma] I'll still call you--
You're gonna be friends with somebody like this?
I've been absolutely grilled by everyone about so much bullshit.
About so many untrue things, so--
You're saying that's your excuse?
-Stop talking. -No. I'm talking to her.
-She can talk. That's not fair. -[Amanza] Seriously.
When I say "stop talking," it's because I just want her to know
why if we walk away from this table, and I can't fuck with you anymore,
it's because I think it's really fucked up you'd call Emma a social climber.
Because she could not be more opposite of that.
And Chrishell's a good person. Everybody loves her. I adore her.
-My children adore her. -You're an awful person.
-Awful, awful person. -Shut up.
[dark music plays]
You're an awful human being, truly.
♪ I'm gonna make you regret ♪
♪ Never forget all of the that you did… ♪
[Nicole] I was Jason's first agent at the O Group over ten years ago.
I helped build this company from the ground up. I'm here to work.
I'm not here for any of this bullshit.
-I'm sorry I went off on you. -[Chelsea] What the fuck happened?
♪ Sayin' your prayers Check under your bed ♪
♪ I'mma get in your headlight ♪
♪ I got in your headlight ♪
♪ I'm a bad dream ♪
["Clapback" by Robyn The Bank & John Buchanan plays]
♪ Yo, I'm just here for the clapback ♪
♪ Tap, tap it, tap it, tap it back now ♪
This is stunning.
I saw this in the photos, but it looks even better in person.
[man] You get this house sold,
and you can pick this Bentley GT, the Aston Martin, plus your commission.
[all] Wow.
-[Bre] This is so dope. -[Mary] Oh, my God.
["Clapback" continues]
You have no idea what an honor it is to meet my eighth-favorite comedian.
Didn't know it was possible, but you're my third-favorite twin.
We're opening up a new Los Angeles office.
Los Angeles!
-It's massive. -My ears are perking up. We have a buyer?
["Clapback" continues]
And then they jump.
-[squeals] -[laughs]
I just closed escrow!
Yay!
♪ I'm goin' all in… ♪
Welcome to O Group Cabo.
I guess we're gonna play Russian roulette in Cabo.
-[Emma] Is that Marie-Lou? -Stop it.
So if it's a professional thing, fine. Other than that, I'm out.
Bre, how are you?
-Who is this girl? -Stop being a bitch.
I'll be a bitch all I want. What'll you do about it?
Everybody needs to fucking stop. Cut the shit.
The person saying we should cut the bullshit
is causing all the bullshit.
-Two words, Amanza, fuck you. -Oh, wow.
I just feel like there's feelings left.
I'm losing brain cells on this conversation.
That's mean girl shit.
It's just enough. Any of this right now is just extra to me.
-Cut the bullshit! -Everybody's so fucking sensitive.
[Chrishell] I can't deal.
I'm gonna have a literal panic attack. I have to leave. I can't deal!
I know you don't wanna believe it, but I've seen it, she's changed.
I'm sorry.
["Burn" by 2WEI & Edda Hayes plays]
♪ I could burn it all ♪
♪ Down, down, down, down ♪
♪ Down, down, down ♪