[pop music plays] ♪ So you wanna go fast? ♪
♪ I'm the one to call ♪
♪ Pack your bags ♪
♪ I know you want it, want it ♪
♪ I saw you got it, got it ♪
[Bre laughs] Oh, by the way, remember last time?
You are so rich you forgot, apparently,
because me and Chrishell jacked you.
- You didn't even notice... - [Jason] Shit!
...that I fully have your Rolex.
Jesus. Yes, I-- Thank you.
In case you want this back.
I thought about bribing you for it.
Oh my God, this goes. Look at that.
- [Emma] Oh look at you! - Good timing.
[Emma] You're always losing stuff. You don't really care.
I'll come over and jack some stuff.
You know the awesome thing about losing stuff is finding stuff,
'cause then you get excited about your own stuff.
What if you don't find it?
Then I make an insurance claim.
[laughs]
[Chelsea] Aloha.
- [Emma] Oh, oh, okay! - [Bre] Hi!
- [Emma] Sexy! - That's a fire outfit.
- [Chelsea] Why, thank you. - [Nicole] It's an album cover type outfit.
- I'm dead. - I would wear those pants.
- [Chelsea] Nice? - [Emma] You said you'd wear the pants?
I just said, "Fuck it, go all out."
[giggles]
Let's get back to real estate for a second because I do need your help.
I've got both penthouses I'm still trying to sell.
It's been on the market five months. I've already reduced the price 500,000.
I won't make it before the tax, but I wanna sell 'em,
so just remember that.
- Have you gotten any offers? - Got an offer below six, didn't take it.
He wanted a deal and to close before the tax.
I think the market will pick up a bit.
I think inflation and interest rates will calm down. We'll see.
Um, in other news, I'm not sure if you heard,
but my Mulholland listing,
your advice to make sure you get a backup signed helped me in this situation
because I put a backup in escrow right away, and we just closed.
The original offer we entered escrow with was ten million and 50.
The offer we just closed was ten million.
Still over asking, and we got a sale, baby!
- Ooh! Yeah! - And I beat the tax.
So you saved your clients $600,000. Good job getting a backup.
I think it's time to ring the bell.
I kind of already rang the bell on my last offer.
- But you fell out of escrow. - Ring the bell!
[Jason] This will be the last time.
It's gonna be the last time we're ever gonna ring this in this office.
Chelsea, you have to ring a fire ring.
- [Jason] Yeah, plus it's ten million, so... - You don't have to tempt me.
- Don't go too loud. - Don't go too loud?
- Yes! - That's an epic ring. That's an epic ring.
Oh my God. Even with my fingers in my ears, that hurt.
- Can we make the bell smaller next door? - Yeah. It's so brutal.
With all this bell ringing,
I feel like I need a real bell ring because your one in Cabo sucks.
Bre be salty when I be winning.
- When I'm winning. - No, because your one in Cabo sucks.
- It was awful. - Okay, fine, go.
- [Bre] Great. Thanks. - It's your first time ringing here.
- Yeah. My first time and our last time. - [Jason] Oh, wow.
- Cool. - [Bre] Ready?
- That's it. That's all I wanted. - [Jason] Thank you.
- I thought I was gonna get more from you. - No, I just want a little...
I'm waiting for you to ring the bell, babe.
No, that was it. I prefer to keep my hearing.
[chuckles]
Wah, wah, wah!
Speaking of Cabo, are you still thinking of expanding your LA office?
Yes, especially when we move into the new place.
Okay, so I met this agent, who seems wonderful, in Cabo.
She's actually LA-based.
Her name's Cassandra. She's newer in the real estate industry,
and I'm actually gonna be seeing one of her team's listings on Saturday,
so I thought it'd be great for you to check it out with me.
She kind of wants to be at a boutique brokerage.
I think she's got a really good portfolio of clients.
And being at a smaller brokerage, she'd learn the ropes a little bit faster.
So, if you'd be willing to check out a $35 million listing with me on Saturday...
- [Jason] Yeah, I'll go. - And meet her...
I won't promise bringing her on, but I'll meet her.
Absolutely. I mean, she seems like she has the tenacity to be a good agent.
And she's obviously well-connected.
Her background, actually, she was a contemporary art dealer.
- Okay. That's a good background. Yeah. - She's used to selling luxury items...
Good clients. Similar clients.
We actually had lunch with her last week, a few days ago.
- [Emma] You had lunch after Cabo? - [Nicole] Yeah.
- [Jason] You liked her too, Nicole? - [Nicole] Yeah.
I think with her Rolodex and previous experience,
she has what it takes.
I don't think I'd trust that Rolodex, considering she also thinks she knows me.
She said that we were friends, and I had never met her.
She was like, "You got your license, at 17, and a baby" and whatever,
and it was a lot to walk up to me and say, so I was like, "Oh."
- [Emma] Knew when you got your license? - [Bre] She said it. So I don't know.
I mean, maybe I'm just being me, and I was just like...
But it just seemed very odd.
Maybe she just likes you.
Women come up and tell me my life story all the time.
- [Bre] Jason! - Shut the fuck up.
I do not appreciate that Chelsea is trying to bring in Cassandra.
I know what she's doing.
She's trying to enlist anybody who dislikes me. She needs an alliance.
I'll meet her and let you know what I think.
Okay, lovely.
[soulful music plays]
♪ I could love 24 karat gold ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Champion of gold Baby, I'm a bitch on fire ♪
♪ A bitch on fire ♪
["Wonderlicious Woman" by Bibi Gold plays]
♪ We got that touch ♪
♪ We nurse you better ♪
♪ We can rock the baby And a Muay Thai workout ♪
♪ While we cookin' dinner We stay humble ... ♪
It's busy.
- [clerk] Hi, ladies. - Hi.
- How are you?
- [Mary] Good. - What's goin' on today?
So, we want to get-- I want to get a piercing.
- We want to inflict pain upon ourselves. - [clerk] Maybe we?
- [Mary] You guys have the best jewelry. - We do.
When we have things going on in our lives, we get tattoos or piercings.
Well, we do one of those things,
so do you have a location in mind or are we kind of browsing?
- Okay, so-- - I feel like I'm out of land.
- [Mary] She-- - These tiny ears.
Let's get a piercer's opinion on this because he'll be the expert on that.
Stefan?
- [Stefan] Nice to meet you. - I don't have any earl estate.
Earl estate instead of real estate?
Oh my gosh.
No, you just stretch your lobes, but let's do something here,
let's do something here.
So, I had this one done before, and I just took it out.
I don't want to use the same spot because the spot was awful.
I want to put it right in the center, you know,
just to keep everything balanced with the beautiful others.
- So this isn't in the right position? - [Stefan] I'm going to pierce a new one.
I'm going to join you upstairs, and I see you really soon.
- Thank you so much, guys. - [Amanza] Thank you.
It's gonna be so much fun. I actually can't wait.
I don't understand the concept of poking holes through your ears,
other than on your lobe.
It sounds like a terrible idea to me.
However, we're both going through a hard time and some way,
somehow, inflicting pain upon Mary makes Mary feel better.
So, let's fuckin' go.
- [Mary] It's not gonna hurt. - It'll hurt. You know it'll hurt.
["Lay Low" by ORKID plays]
- ♪ I don't wanna ♪ - ♪ Lay low ♪
♪ Fists on the dash, breakin' the glass ♪
- ♪ I should get my ♪ - ♪ Halo... ♪
[Jason] My last coffee.
♪ Drivin' too fast ♪
- At least we have the push-up... - [Nicole] My God.
Let's make sure we put these in the next office.
[Nicole] You guys used to do that every day.
This box is bullshit we don't need.
[Jason] Don't pretend like you're helping.
[Chelsea] Not pretending.
- [Jason] Well-- - We're actually not helping.
Wait. Okay, I wanna wrap somebody in this.
- [Chelsea] Wrap me. - [Emma] I'll wrap you. Hold it on you.
- Hold it on you. Oh, yes! - [Brett] How we'll take her to the office?
- [gasps] This is a total vibe! Yes! - [Chelsea hollers]
- [Emma] Yes! - [Nicole] Oh God.
[laughter]
- [Chelsea] Hi, babe! - [Emma] Do you wanna get wrapped?
Jason and Brett thought this would be a good idea to stuff us in boxes,
and we don't have to go too far.
You look like a Christmas present!
I love it.
[Jason laughs]
- Okay, so we helped move. Now what? - [Brett] You can go now. Super helpful.
[Emma] Do we look like your average movers?
When we moved in here, our idea was we'd make it like a living room.
There's all these chill spots, and we hire our friends,
and it's just gonna be fun.
And looking back ten years to now,
everything that we envisioned was pretty much what happened.
- You guys did it. - [Brett] It's pretty cool.
Aw, so many memories, you guys.
I know.
Some happy, some traumatic.
We're takin' the bell over, guys.
- [Chrishell] You are? - [Jason] I want some part of this office.
- It's the only thing we're taking. - [Emma] Oh, wow.
But actually we get to use it one more time
because we just got a monster listing, which you guys all saw in Cabo.
- You got it? Congratulations! - Thirty-five mil.
[Emma] Wow!
[Brett] That was a big one. Biggest one in the Cabo office, ever.
[Emma] That's one of the biggest listings in general.
- [Chrishell] How much is it again? - Thirty-five.
Okay. That's awesome.
[rhythmic music plays]
I'm going to open my tools, and let's do it.
- Okay. - And it's going to be so fun.
Maybe just for me, I don't know. [laughs]
You're so sweet, but also a little creepy.
[laughs]
He's way too excited to be sticking holes in my body.
It's tight. Oh, that's tight!
- Fuck my life. [gasps] - No, it's not.
- Just because you're uptight. Okay. - You guys are fucking assholes.
Don't move.
You're okay. You're okay.
Oh! That's pretty!
- Ready? - Yup.
She's doing better than you.
Done. Pierced.
Pierced.
Cool. Looks gorgeous?
It looks fantastic!
[Mary] I love it.
♪ Watch me, watch me rise ♪
Yeah.
Who else is coming? Mary?
Mary and Amanza should be here, but I don't know where they are.
[suspicious music plays]
[Mary] So, I followed through with talking to Chrishell like I told you.
She said she was hurt and felt like you just came at her
when she was actually going through something that night,
which is why she wasn't there, and we didn't know that.
So she had a feeling that if she went, it was just gonna be bad.
Well, I haven't spoken to Chrishell,
but we've sent several texts back and forth.
It's just, even today,
I don't feel like anybody had an excuse not to suck it up and be there.
I don't show up to things sometimes.
- If it's a brokerage thing, I do, but-- - I get it. I understand all that.
And so she went to Mexico. She doesn't have to go to every dinner.
Okay, then maybe she's right. Let's just say she's right.
I'm still not a fucked-up friend and a shitty person
and didn't throw her under the bus, try to make her look bad.
But I think if you both look at things from the other person's point of view--
I did. I have apologized to her.
But I haven't gotten an apology from her.
Here's the thing, Mary, the punishment didn't match the crime.
The design job, that I worked countless hours on,
and the fucking trickle-down effect she doesn't even know,
G doesn't even know.
The hours that went into that.
- The collabs I did... - Yeah.
...the money that I put out of my pocket. All this shit, time away from--
Chrishell says she'll pay you too, for whatever.
- That's almost insulting at this point. - Oh, okay. All right.
A friendship is not worth any amount of money.
You cannot pay for that. That is priceless.
That's offensive. You can't just throw money at it.
I'm offended. I'm insulted.
Talking about her right now pains me
because I don't wanna keep giving it energy.
I just saw how close you guys were,
and I know how much you love each other, so even though you're like, "I'm fine..."
- I know you. You're not fine. - I never said I'm fine.
I'm not. Been drunk since noon.
[dramatic music plays]
Well, Amanza texted me a bunch of drunk texts,
so I'm not surprised she's not coming.
- That makes sense. - [Jason] That is annoying.
[Chrishell] I got tons of texts from Amanza,
page after page of texts.
And I just feel like a lot of things get lost in translation
when you're texting chapters,
so I'm just gonna disengage.
The days of me protecting her are over. Normally, I would've kept my mouth shut.
Yeah.
After the huge, you know, meltdown she had about me not coming to dinner,
and you know why I'm not there 'cause I'm not comfortable.
Now she's not here is, like, the hypocrisy of it all.
Thanks for handing me my point on a silver platter.
Obviously, none of this I wouldn't say and will say directly to her.
- You guys have to pack their stuff up. - [Chelsea] Who's packing-- No.
I'm packing my stuff up.
[Chrishell] I'll get Mary's. I'll pack her stuff.
Amanza probably doesn't have much.
["On Me" by Luna + Yury & CAL!CO plays]
♪ Come and get a little bit of this ♪
♪ You know you wanna rid that slit ♪
♪ You know it's my style Got the people goin' wild ♪
♪ We don't have to fit in ♪
♪ It's the highlight When you kick it with me ♪
♪ It's a fun night When you're up in your thing ♪
♪ And that's the way we like it ♪
♪ Vroom, vroom, we got the juice ♪
- [Chrishell] Hey! - Hello!
I was just putting on a little lipstick. Do you need any makeup?
I definitely do.
This is a drawer just for lips.
I don't know if you know, I don't have a really dressy kind of life,
so I knew all of this would be here,
so I was hoping to just do some shopping here.
- Yes! Don't worry. I got you. - Thank you.
- You came to the right closet. - Yes.
[hip-hop music plays]
♪ Don't got a limit 'Cause I got it all cash ♪
If you want purses, I will give you lots of purses.
- [beeps] - Maybe a little bling bling.
Oh my gosh.
- Shoes. You wanna try these on? - Maybe.
This one is more comfortable 'cause it's a platform.
Oh my gosh.
I think I can fit all of my things, maybe, in this one section.
[hip-hop music ends]
So this is a charging station, but watch.
[whimsical music plays]
- Oh! It just goes away if you want. - Wow.
Oh.
This is the charger to my vibrator. [laughs]
[chuckles]
I was like, "What is this? This isn't to a phone." Oops. Okay.
- You wanna get some coffee? - Yes, please, coffee.
Maybe I'll spike it. [chuckles]
[Chrishell] Yeah, you need to spike it with me.
There's been a lot going on,
and it's starting to feel like, you know, a hornet's nest around my head.
Any time I feel like that, the first person I call is Shonda.
She's the most grounding human being on the whole planet,
and having a sister, there's nothing like that bond.
And so there is not another person on the planet
that would be better equipped to give you advice on something.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Thank you for coming. - My pleasure. Thanks for having me.
- Is it okay? - It's good.
- Okay. - Good job.
So, can you tell me a little bit about how things are going with G?
- Does my face say it all? - Yes.
I'm very happy.
Happy looks good on you.
- Thanks. - Yes.
I feel like it's not complicated anymore, everything fits.
Now you've seen me with G
and why I am so... wanting to check out of anything that stresses me out.
Like this stress that I had about, you know, a timeline.
It's completely gone.
We're excited to adopt at some point,
and it's one of those things that at any point, we could do that.
I don't know what it'll look like,
maybe a baby, maybe a six-year-old, I have no idea.
When that day comes,
we both are really passionate about being able to do that together,
and I am excited.
- I love that. - Yeah.
I am happy that G makes you happy. I am.
You know, we might need you to come to Vegas soon.
What?
I mean... yeah.
I mean, you know I love you. I'm there.
- I love that. - Yeah.
["Barricades" by JUJ plays]
♪ I'm runnin' through the barricades ♪
["Living Our Best LIfe" by Scott Dudley plays]
Bro, what are we doin' with this stone right here?
- They're gonna put another piece. - [Jason] These are coming down.
I almost like the blue
because it gives contrast with the metal arc, so I'm not mad at it.
- Hey, bud. - Hey, bro. It looks really nice.
Wow.
[Jason] Yeah, right? It's gettin' there.
It is. I gotta give you that.
[Jason] Look at the Buster and Punch chandeliers.
And then we did herringbone flooring up there,
and we matched it down here.
I mean, it's... freakin' amazing. Amazing.
I don't like giving Jason too much props
because I feel like it might diminish my arguments in the future.
But on this one, you know, he's doing a great job.
Or he's almost done a really good job.
The party's gonna be epic. But next week? How's that possible?
- Jesus Christ. - [Jason] Yeah.
There'll be a crew here at 4:00 a.m. for two days just to make this happen.
Otherwise, there's no way. That's giving me anxiety.
The grand opening party's coming up quickly,
and there's a ton to do before then, but I've got a handle on everything.
I just need Brett to relax and chill out and not be so negative,
because at the end of the day, everything's gonna be perfect.
Shuffleboard tomorrow, dartboard tomorrow, pool table tomorrow, furniture tomorrow.
I haven't slept over six hours in a week.
It's been just 15, 17-hour days.
This thing done in a week? It's gonna be a small miracle.
[Jason] I know.
Well, how has it been with Chrishell and Lou?
It's been pretty tough on me, to be honest.
I couldn't imagine, uh... two people on this Earth
that I would prefer not have friction and animosity than Lou and Chrishell.
Um, but it just ends up that they do.
I'm not worried about Lou and Chrishell. I'm worried about you and Chrishell.
It's just-- It's a really shitty dynamic.
I've been very anxious lately. I've been a bit unhappy.
They're gonna be in the same room at the same time here in a couple of days.
I don't know how this'll end.
["Wild Wild Ride" by Vanacore Music plays]
♪ Let's go... ♪
[Bre] This is my girlfriend Amanda.
We've known each other for ten years from Vegas.
- Okay. - She just remodeled her client's house.
♪ Keep up This gonna be a wild, wild ride ♪
[Bre] It's a pocket listing at the moment.
Ooh. So maybe we could do a little co-list?
Mm-hm. That's why I'm like, "Hey!"
- Look at this. - [Emma] Oh, wow! This is amazing!
[Bre] Stunning!
- [Amanda] Hey! - [Bre] Hey!
- I missed you! - I know, I haven't seen you in forever!
- You look so good. - Good to see you.
- Hi, I'm Emma. - Hi, Emma! Let's hug.
- Nice to meet you. - Thank you for coming.
- [Emma] Beautiful. - Thank you.
I've been remodeling. You saw it before.
- You know it was a bachelor pad. - It sure was.
So, I spent the past two months putting a woman's touch on it, making it softer.
- [Bre] Definitely. You killed it. - [Amanda] And it's 9,310 square feet.
- Nine and a half bathrooms, six bedrooms. - [Bre] Oh wow. Okay.
I converted the dining room. It used to be a gym.
- You're the agent and designer? - Yeah. My client, he trusts me.
He gave me full rein to do whatever I wanted.
- This is what I did. - Love that.
That's the best kind of client. A bit of background on Pascal.
He has an amazing diamond company, Mouawad.
- It's why we're dripped out in jewels. - Don't say the diamond bra.
- [Amanda] Yes, honey. We have two-- - Surprise!
We have the 2014 set that Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio wore.
Okay. Deep breaths, Emma.
- I'm getting diamonds. - She's like, "Wait a minute!"
No. So Emma and I were talking, and we may have a client in mind.
Yeah. I have a client looking anywhere from 15 to 30, but--
- Perfect. This is right below 15... - [Emma] Yeah.
So he can buy this and then buy $15 million worth of diamonds.
There you go!
Then buy me $15 million worth of diamonds!
Show him this set. Do you wanna see it?
- Yes, I do! Can we put them on now? - [Amanda] Okay.
- Yeah, come. - [Emma] Perfect.
- Here it is! - She's pretty!
- [Emma] My God. - [Amanda] Look.
- [Emma] Oh, wow. - That's over 50 karats of diamonds.
- I don't think I've worn this one yet. - [Amanda] No one's worn this one.
- [gasps] No one's worn this! - No one.
- Cas'. - Casual. Okay, I'm ready.
- Yes. Okay-- - Throw the purse!
I'm like, fuck the Chanel! I want the diamonds!
- See? Coming with me is always fun. - Right? Wow.
- I feel like a kid in a candy shop. Yeah. - [Bre] Expensive?
We're in the diamond shop.
- [Emma] Do we get to keep these? - No!
- [Bre] "Thank you!" - If we sell the house? [chuckles]
When selling a property, you want something that'll catch people's eyes,
especially for marketing.
I think the advantage of trying on diamond necklaces before touring
is you just get this,
I don't know, this bad bitch feel walking around in them.
- [Emma] How do I look? - You look like you live here.
- I look like-- Perfect! - Yeah.
The diamonds do not come with the house, but hey, everything's negotiable.
- Take a look around, enjoy the diamonds. - We will.
Let me know if you have questions. I'll be over here.
I'll text you in a couple days.
- Like, "I'll leave now." - [Amanda] I have security.
So they'll have their eye on us.
- Don't tackle me, okay? - [Bre] Yeah.
Let's see what trouble we can get into.
[both gasp]
[Emma] I see diamonds in bras!
This display...
- Okay, I call red. Okay, wait. - [Emma] Oh! I'll take whatever.
- Hello! - Oh my God.
- This is insane.
Maybe my titty will fit in there. I think it'll fit in there.
[Emma] This is literally incredible.
Right?
A diamond bra is literally what I've dreamt about my entire life.
If Jason allowed me to come to the office in a diamond bra, I totally would.
Every single day.
I could close some deals in here in this office with this view.
In that bra?
Jason loves those commission checks.
"Wear whatever you want, Emma, as long as you bring in the commission."
Amanda!
Yes?
I tap my diamond and she starts coming.
[Amanda] You cannot rush perfection.
- Slow down. - [Bre] I'm in love with you!
- [Amanda] Have you seen upstairs yet? - No.
[Amanda] The whole upper level is the primary balcony.
Let's go over there, and then you guys can see it.
It's stunning.
- But wait. - Did this used to be a bank? What is this?
[Amanda] Looks like, but this is an eco-friendly elevator
powered by air.
[Emma] Does it work?
- It works! You wanna try? Three seconds? - [Emma] No! I wouldn't--
[Bre] Come on, Emma.
[Amanda] Don't be scared. See-through. If you're stuck, you can still see us.
Great, I get to have a panic attack while watching you.
I'm actually scared of elevators, so...
- Of elevators? - Really? Hold on!
- I'm going! This thing goes fast! - [Amanda] Bye!
Remember the girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
- She goes through a tube? - Oh my God.
Bye, Emma! I love you!
Huh!
She has all the diamonds.
- And I'm out! I'm alive, everybody! - [Bre] Listen!
I made it up! That thing was faster than I thought.
Yeah, you shot up.
So this is the primary. Walk through. Check it out.
It's a huge balcony.
Yeah, we have the fireplace, a TV, a canopy bed to relax.
Dual bathrooms on both sides.
This is the larger one with a runway closet.
When you walk through, all the lights come on, very glam.
- [Bre] Wild. - Stunning.
[Amanda] I'll leave you guys here to look around.
- Come find me if you need anything. - Great.
- Bye. - Bye, Amanda.
- All right. Well, we're home. - [Emma sighs]
- Right? - We're here.
Ah, this is so peaceful and so beautiful.
I love this house so much. I love the privacy, everything.
- And Amanda, I love her. - Isn't she the best?
And she'd be a much better addition than Cassandra.
I think it's weird Chelsea had lunch with Nicole, for one, but also Cassandra?
Yeah, how did that happen? I don't know how.
Chelsea, Cassandra, fine, but I don't know how Nicole got into the mix.
It's interesting.
It's giving like, "Us against you..."
Which, be my guest. You will lose that battle every day.
I'm not even really sure why we're still talking about Cassandra.
I thought Cabo would be the last time I would see or hear from her,
but I'm not surprised that Chelsea's over here trying to recruit her.
Chelsea just needs minions.
The day in Cabo at the beach that you left,
Cassandra came and was talking to us for a bit.
She seemed super nice.
I mean, she made it seem like you guys were, obviously, friendly.
I mean, I didn't meet her for very long. Chelsea loves her.
I'm just off-put.
I don't need new friends or anyone that can tell me about my life.
She just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
But do you think, maybe, she is just, I guess, a fan. [chuckles]
"Girl, you been a fan."
- It's a compliment. - She could've said it differently.
But that's my thing, when it comes to people,
it's all about delivery.
And once I decide how I feel about someone and where I stand, I kind of stay there.
There's enough going on here.
I just fought Chelsea for however long since I've been here,
so I just don't need...
I know! You and Chelsea were good, squashing it.
But look what she's doing. That doesn't seem weird to you?
Now she's bringing in Cassandra, and now they're going to lunch.
- Okay, I'm not saying that's not fishy. - It's fishy.
And I only like Nobu.
[dramatic music plays]
♪ Guilting, wanting ♪
♪ Wanting ♪
♪ Constantly you ♪
♪ Wanting, wanting ♪