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你有沒有想過要挽救你搞砸的人生?

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或許你沒有,總之我有
我當時是這樣做的

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好耶

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鞭炮
警告–爆裂物

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火柴跑哪去了?

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有的家庭盡是牙醫或律師

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我們家只有一堆重罪犯

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該死,算了,用你的方法試試看

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你的腦殘雙胞胎弟弟
又想用他那招?

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你再這樣叫他
我就把木板塞進你屁眼裡

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你大概要爬梯子才做得到

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他是蟹餅叔
這位異想天開的天才幾年後溺死了

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誰叫他要把老二插進泳池排水孔

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被椅子擋到

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那位小帥哥就是我

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可以嗎?

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身材高大,長得又醜的那位
是我的雙胞胎弟弟莫克

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行嗎?

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別催我,兄弟,很煩人

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–現在呢?
–閉...

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我們是犯罪兄弟檔

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多弗勒高中親師會

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我出腦袋,他出巧手

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媽的,搞定了

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他們是怎麼說的?

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把興趣當飯吃
一輩子都不用為工作心煩

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這句話我喜歡

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莫克就沒那麼喜歡

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外面有人開槍嗎?

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他們在練習開小保險箱

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以為之後能成為江湖大盜

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莫克搞定了

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他才沒有

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38塊,混蛋

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磨練技術對你有好處,孩子

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媽人呢?

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她跟格倫有工作要做,晚點就回來

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過來,幫我攪拌,親愛的

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她又要錯過感恩節了嗎?

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她很快就到
媽,火雞怎麼樣?

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火熱登場囉,寶貝!

42
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什麼鬼?

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該死!我大麻藏哪去了?

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像個百萬富翁一樣跟我爽爽
我們把好幾百萬搞到手了,寶貝!

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–嘿,大個子!
–兩位帥兒子!

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那兩位是我媽和她男朋友格倫
格倫超酷的

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天啊!我血都快流光了

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奶奶,妳抽了我的大麻嗎?我找到了

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–好,我要出去了
–別怕,莫克

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你回廚房繼續攪拌肉汁

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–別亂開槍
–讓開!

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–真要命
–這全是高級貨

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–閃開
–奶奶,能給我一盤嗎?

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要蔬菜嗎?

55
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–不用,女士,火雞肉就好
–媽?

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–該死
–對,是這樣的

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這次感恩節我不會在家

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我知道你們不喜歡,我也不喜歡

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事實上,我覺得根本糟透了

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你們要去哪?

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–應該是很遠的地方
–動作快,親愛的

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–謝了,媽,走吧
–他們來了,寶貝

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寶貝,我們走

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–我那一盤還沒...
–寶貝,別管吃的了

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–看起來不錯
–不用一定要吃火雞,快走了

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大家聖誕節快樂

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我們要去的地方比提華納更遠,快點

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好啊,該去喝點龍舌蘭了!

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傑迪、莫克,過來一下

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都聽好了嗎?

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現在你得照顧他

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你得照顧他

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這是最重要的事,好嗎?

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–上車,寶貝
–過來,好

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–媽,我愛妳
–好了

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–好
–凱絲...該閃了

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可以帶我們一起去啊

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我用不上你們

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該死,我把火雞放在車頂

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別管火雞了,寶貝

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我們家不是很重視教育

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比較強調邊做邊學

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我跟莫克向最頂尖的人看齊

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–吃屎吧,混蛋!
–寶貝別開那麼凶,我快不行了

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我們可以的,沒事...

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你都沒繼續流血了

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別擔心,寶貝,我會把珠寶藏好

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真美,真他媽的漂亮

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你在做什麼?不要!

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兄弟情

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火車搶案
嫌犯攜帶價值四百萬元珠寶在逃

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通緝犯

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{\an8}法拍–歸銀行所有–出售

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{\an8}還有彼此!

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{\an8}今日頭條新聞
卡丁車遭竊

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車手在低速追逐過程遭逮

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{\an8}爽!

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{\an8}漫畫店遭搶
“他們是從通風口進來的!”

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{\an8}喬納森蒙格,編號2698
麥克蒙格,編號2699

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{\an8}聖誕節被毀了
耶穌誕生布景遭竊

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{\an8}聖誕爽爽!

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{\an8}第六家汽車旅館被偷!
室內保險箱再次遭竊

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{\an8}一掃而空!

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{\an8}史上最佳獄友

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{\an8}嚄嚄!冠軍豬遭竊

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{\an8}大卡車遭劫
嫌犯和啤酒仍下落不明

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{\an8}尋獲啤酒卡車
多桶啤酒失蹤

108
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{\an8}因“耍蠢”被捕
蠢蛋二人組

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失蹤25年

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{\an8}祖母綠和竊賊仍下落不明

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爽啊!

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{\an8}我本來可以一直幹下去

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但跟家人一起工作
事情有時會變得比較複雜

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放輕鬆,莫克,幹完這次就收山

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收山?你從我們12歲起就這麼說

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嘿,看著我

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你不想做就不要做,跟以前一樣

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對啦,我不做的話你要怎麼辦?

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我可以一個人搞定,或是找幫手

120
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找個沒那麼掃興的傢伙
不用擔心我

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我不是在擔心你,我只是好奇

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天啊,媽一定會對你很失望

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她算什麼媽媽?

124
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夠了,你有沒有想過
她說不定已經盡力了?

125
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你有沒有想過
我們原本有什麼可能性嗎?

126
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沒有,真不敢相信你幹活前這麼負面

127
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–是你問我的
–“是你問我的”

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可惡!

129
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–你行的,感受那個張力,兄弟
–給我閉嘴

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–去發動車子
–什麼?

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去發動車子

132
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叫我發動車子是怎麼樣
當我是泊車小弟?

133
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好了,小鬼

134
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慢慢轉過身來

135
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請不要驚慌,先生

136
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–我是這裡的新管理員
–不好意思,先生?

137
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快點,閃人了

138
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對不起

139
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–小心,握好扶手,梯子很滑
–我會用扶手

140
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別動!把手舉高,放下袋子

141
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好吧,我們那晚應該待在家裡
早點上床睡覺的

142
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“晚安,莫克”
“晚安,傑迪,做個好夢”

143
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–我不知道,一般人晚上都怎麼過
–媽的

144
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–慢慢轉身!
–媽的

145
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跪在地上!跪下!

146
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五年後

147
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搞砸人生的時候

148
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–只剩下兩個選擇
–七、八

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將錯就錯

150
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或是我開頭說的,你可以挽救看看

151
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我就選了後者

152
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離開前要不要來一發?

153
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你人真好,穆茲
口技也是一流的

154
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但我遲到了

155
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還是很好奇你怎麼有辦法提早假釋

156
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行為良好,就這樣

157
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來送我一程嗎,法弗?

158
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送你出去前,還是要稱呼我法弗警官

159
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,375
趁我還記得的時候問你一下
可以告訴我你爸的地址嗎?

160
00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,583
我真想送他一籃水果

161
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,916
沒必要

162
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法院一直有案子要審查
牢裡得有進有出

163
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真的很感謝你
替我美言幾句,法弗警官

164
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我不會讓你失望的

165
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你能去確認一下

166
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蒙格先生的假釋程序都跑完了嗎?
麻煩你,謝謝

167
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他看起來人很好

168
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,125
你是在鬧我嗎?

169
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“我不會讓你失望的”
你是想搞我嗎?

170
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不是,我沒有要搞你

171
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別跟我鬧
不然我把你的屁股劈成兩半!

172
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你還沒走到停車場,就會被送回來

173
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我打通電話就辦得到

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我知道我的處境,我...

175
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對,記住,你有幾顆祖母綠要拿給我

176
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我會跟你保持聯繫

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別誤會我的意思
能經營三家餐廳很棒

178
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但我覺得我比較適合當區經理

179
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–我可以賺,大概12萬5...
–寶貝,你會去載派對拼盤嗎?

180
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–抱歉,妳剛說什麼?
–派對拼盤

181
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對,還有配菜

182
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–還有冰塊
–冰塊,對

183
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但不要載碎冰回來
我爸討厭碎冰,融化得太快了

184
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收到,要方形冰塊,不要碎冰

185
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我討厭搞得這麼緊張

186
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我爸要來搞得我很緊張
他會幫我們家打分數

187
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小艾,沒問題的,我們會一起面對

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你會跟史沃福談談嗎?

189
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會,達爾九個月就加薪了

190
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我都幹了一年,沒問題的

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被開除?

192
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對,謝謝你,達爾

193
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我不...我們才剛買了房子
還有一個孩子快出生了

194
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還要繳保費
我不明白,是誰打來的?

195
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就是...勞動局

196
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:16,041
對餐飲業的前科犯進行調查,你...

197
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,625
你求職的時候沒有主動揭露

198
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,250
我本來還要外帶一份派對拼盤回家

199
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你還是可以外帶

200
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:32,416
只是沒有員購價了
畢竟你不在這裡工作了

201
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好

202
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,625
我想跟你談談...

203
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也許該幫我升職了?

204
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,541
我還以為那是一具屍體

205
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,791
我以為我在救死人

206
00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:54,291
天啊,你請了小丑來表演?

207
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,541
–你好!
–襯衫不錯,兄弟

208
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:12,750
你辭職了?

209
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,416
對

210
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,208
很好,兄弟

211
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,083
這工作不適合我

212
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,750
–她看起來很棒
–是很棒

213
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,250
聽著

214
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,375
那時

215
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,250
律師事務所的佛萊迪昂克跟我談過...

216
00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:36,375
他建議我別插手庭審

217
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,875
我...才沒去

218
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,708
他還叫你“別來探視”?
跟“別打電話”?

219
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:48,458
你在躲我啊,兄弟

220
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,875
你怎麼有辦法提早假釋?

221
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:01,791
裡面有個叫法弗的壞警察
他爸是法官

222
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:07,125
我跟他私下達成某項協議
換取他撤銷我的罪刑

223
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,083
你答應他什麼?

224
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:13,500
我跟無期徒刑犯買下情報
要是法弗說服他爸幫我,就分他一半

225
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:20,291
任務很簡單,服飾店
老舊的地面保險箱,全是現金

226
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:23,208
你隨隨便便都開得了

227
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,458
不行

228
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,458
–我說了,很簡單
–聽好了

229
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:30,250
我話先說在前面

230
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:35,000
我要辦喬遷合併產前派對

231
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,250
不管你要吃烤肉、冰淇淋
還是吃什麼都可以

232
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,750
吃完你就走你的路

233
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,958
不要再跟我提起這種狗屁勾當

234
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,333
–少說也能賺七位數
–我跟以前不一樣了

235
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,708
–這單沒有你,我就不想幹了
–不是你不想,是你辦不到吧

236
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,208
小寶寶要出生囉

237
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,750
嘿!

238
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,750
寶貝,看看妳!容光煥發!

239
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,083
–雅各森博士
–麥克

240
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,750
–飯店住得習慣嗎?
–謝謝

241
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,916
–勉強還行
–好

242
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,083
–好
–好

243
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,000
艾弗瑞

244
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:18,375
麥克小時候聽力超差

245
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:21,333
基本上十歲之前都跟聾子差不多

246
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:25,500
他發不好“傑提”的音
所以他都叫我“傑迪”

247
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,875
我叫不出“麥克”,就叫他“莫克”
單純是因為我很懶

248
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:33,041
“莫克”?我怎麼沒聽過這個稱號?

249
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,500
他覺得那段過往很丟臉

250
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,833
好啦,莫克
我又沒跟他們提到哥布林面具

251
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,875
錢還有警察的事情

252
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,541
真的嗎?

253
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:49,750
搞屁啊?

254
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,041
怎樣?

255
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,333
怎樣?

256
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:59,916
我們算是姻親兄弟

257
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,500
是啊

258
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,625
不過我是被領養的

259
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,583
太酷了,兄弟

260
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,291
–想嗨一下嗎?
–好

261
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,791
這貨品質不錯啊,很讚

262
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,875
幹嘛?閉嘴

263
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,541
有鳥叫聲啊,兄弟

264
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,458
你不是只有你自己要養,麥克

265
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,666
大學教育會花上百萬

266
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,666
–少來了!直升機一點都不酷
–才怪

267
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,833
–艾弗瑞史都華雅各森!
–我喘口氣也不行!

268
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,375
小莫在做回收

269
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,458
媽的,看我怎麼教訓你,臭毒蟲!

270
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,875
–往山裡跑吧,姻親!
–媽的!

271
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,000
–你們搞什麼!
–我火大了!

272
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,041
毀了我家的產前派對!

273
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:57,000
你想留下好印象,結果讓我出糗!

274
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,791
我抽嗨了
好像在跟果醬甜甜圈玩摔角!

275
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,791
我現在最不需要的就是這種鬧劇

276
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,916
對不起,我反應過度了

277
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:15,166
–就是這樣我才不想留他下來
–你想怪到我身上嗎?

278
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,333
–想來這套就對了?
–不是,只是...

279
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,083
傑迪不是和平工作團的

280
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:26,041
寶貝,我知道,他沒晒黑,手沒長繭
脖子上還有點刺紋身?

281
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,833
他坐牢的原因是什麼?

282
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:33,291
竊盜和傷害

283
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,416
–他跟我幾年前...
–好

284
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,458
我知道你以前年少輕狂,我也是

285
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,958
我們都不完美
但我們現在可以變得更好

286
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:44,708
為了彼此

287
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,416
還有小藍莓

288
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,583
要為了小藍莓努力,沒錯

289
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,208
如果她有我年輕時那麼瘋

290
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,541
就把她送去軍校或修道院

291
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,000
你跟傑迪自己解決,要不管他也可以

292
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,375
總之別把我們的假日搞得一團糟

293
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,000
通知–媽
你見過小莫嗎?我很快就去找你們

294
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,208
法弗
17通未接來電

295
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,041
手機在哪裡?

296
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,416
手機?

297
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,625
手機在哪裡?

298
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,375
謝謝你!

299
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,708
是怎麼樣?不喜歡你的新手機?

300
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,166
我喜歡

301
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,833
那怎麼不帶在身上?你到哪去了?

302
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:03,083
哪都沒去,拜託,法弗
我只是去找點吃的

303
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,083
從現在開始,去哪裡都要帶手機

304
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:12,583
我叫你“打電話給我”時
我希望你的反應是...

305
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:17,333
像小狗那樣,我叫牠“過來”

306
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:21,208
我不是說某個時候或以後再過來

307
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:25,291
我要你馬上照辦
媽的立刻打給我就對了!

308
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,208
我們說好了,我的祖母綠呢?

309
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,291
在等什麼?

310
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,541
我還要安排一下

311
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,750
怎麼了嗎?
要給我點時間去請高手幫忙

312
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,791
高手?

313
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:41,041
就是啊,我一個人做不來

314
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:45,625
要在口袋名單裡面找一些專家
那是什麼鬼?

315
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,708
烏茲衝鋒槍,我網購的

316
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,541
含運只要0.02比特幣

317
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,916
你被抓到就算違反假釋規定
當作我買的保險

318
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:58,500
我爸對這筆交易有點期待
你最好別讓他失望

319
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:07,625
還有那些專家

320
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,875
你沒跟他們提到我吧?

321
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,833
當然沒有

322
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:14,750
那就好

323
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:17,958
乖狗狗

324
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,958
你好?

325
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,583
報案中心,你有什麼緊急狀況嗎?

326
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,583
妳好?是,請派救護車到富豪飯店

327
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,458
–什麼?
–喂?

328
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,541
–還在線上嗎?
–發生什麼事?

329
00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,333
就是我跟你說過的那個人

330
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,666
他剛剛來找我...

331
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:39,375
–你有什麼緊急狀況嗎?
–...往我臉上招呼了幾拳

332
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,833
天啊!

333
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,458
媽的!

334
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,750
–你好?先生?
–竟然叫救護車

335
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,875
–把我當成老太太,很丟臉
–這裡是報案中心

336
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,666
這傢伙會做掉你嗎?

337
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:01,291
很有可能,或許吧,我不知道

338
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:05,000
都是因為在那個倉庫被逮到
我到現在還沒辦法抽身

339
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,333
不是所有人都能得到第二次機會

340
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:17,875
該死

341
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:21,958
在哪?

342
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,333
我不知道,這傢伙可能住在樹上

343
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,541
我不是問那個人在哪
我問你保險箱在哪裡?

344
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,875
查普連,到那邊要一天的車程

345
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:35,541
沒什麼難的,去去就回

346
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,333
一天?

347
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:40,958
最多就一天

348
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,500
往返的話

349
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:53,208
算是兩天,中途還要小便休息
但差不多就那樣

350
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,125
一天?

351
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,333
往返的話算是兩天

352
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,666
中途還要小便休息,但差不多就那樣

353
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:02,291
現在就得去嗎?家裡需要你幫忙

354
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,166
我很快就會回去

355
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,583
哪位阿姨?

356
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,875
就我們姨婆珍奶奶

357
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,333
傑迪跟她一直有聯絡

358
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,833
他們感情很好,現在她住進安寧病房

359
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,833
他想去見她最後一面

360
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,833
如果這是你瞎掰的,那掰得很爛

361
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:20,916
小艾,他也沒地方過感恩節

362
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,541
我不把他送到那裡
就得把他接到我們家過節

363
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:27,416
讓他告訴妳爸
他在牢裡都怎麼在獄友面前拉屎

364
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,166
–什麼?
–時間敲好了就按部就班

365
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,458
這是我這麼多年以來
第一次能跟家人好好過節,麥克

366
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,416
而且我懷孕後就沒喝過酒了

367
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,125
拜託你在聚餐前現身

368
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,250
我會的

369
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,541
我愛妳還有小藍莓

370
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,708
我也愛你

371
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,041
–“我愛你”
–兄弟...

372
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,958
我的天啊,我愛你...

373
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:00,833
我愛你,我的天啊

374
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,041
聽著,我...

375
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,833
根本沒跟律師事務所的
佛萊迪昂克談過

376
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,083
我不想見到你

377
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:28,583
都是那些錢害的,我氣炸了

378
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:30,916
我就不管了

379
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,625
我早猜到了

380
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:37,625
真的?

381
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:43,541
對,才沒有人會去
找佛萊迪昂克尋求法律建議

382
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:45,416
當然

383
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,583
你讀過喬治赫伯特的詩集嗎?

384
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,666
十七世紀的形上學詩人?

385
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,041
你現在喜歡讀詩嗎?

386
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,750
對,他寫過一個旅人

387
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,750
到了一間房子,主人請他進去

388
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:05,291
“請進,我有食物

389
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,500
“你想要的話可以去休息一下”

390
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,958
詩裡面的旅人
就跟大部分旅人一樣很不好意思

391
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,916
他說:“我不值得你對我這麼好”

392
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:20,875
主人說:“兄弟,拜託
你都敲我的門了”

393
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:22,958
這是一首詩?

394
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,500
對,然後主人又說

395
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,875
“你一定要坐下來,嘗嘗我的肉”

396
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:31,750
於是旅人坐下來吃飯

397
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,833
什麼?

398
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,250
沒有人能讓你覺得自己有價值

399
00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,250
只有你能決定要不要坐下來

400
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,166
但這有什麼關係?

401
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,500
你坐下來吃肉

402
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,000
這他媽是什麼意思?

403
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,583
你想再聽一次嗎?
好吧,有位旅人,對嗎?

404
00:23:57,583 --> 00:24:01,416
–不是...算了,你還是閉嘴好了
–我是說...

405
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,458
這是一首好詩

406
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,375
這個地方還真溫馨

407
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,125
–一、二、三,德古拉
–一、二、三,狼人

408
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:24,416
–三戰兩勝吧
–我睡地板吧

409
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:27,500
我認為現實生活中打起來的話
狼人能打敗德古拉,還有...

410
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,666
狼人每月才變身一次
德古拉一直都很強,用點腦子吧

411
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,833
–你都進牢裡蹲過了,床給你睡吧
–我不需要你可憐我

412
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,958
別鬧彆扭,床給你睡,傑迪

413
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,750
傑迪,別這樣,給你睡...

414
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,833
該死!

415
00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,541
我幫你買了一些換洗衣物

416
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:26,541
我要去見朋友,很快就好

417
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:30,250
什麼?不行
我們得趕快搞定這單就回家

418
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,583
兄弟,五年了

419
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,833
好啊

420
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,291
我認識了一個網友
她對刑罰學很感興趣

421
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,791
你知道的,反正就是那樣

422
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:45,250
她家正好順路,我打個招呼就走
老弟你穿起來很好

423
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,125
你去照個鏡子看看

424
00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,250
你同意他用槍?

425
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,416
輪不到達蒙決定

426
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:03,416
週三跟週五才輪到達蒙
法官,我是安東尼

427
00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:05,541
看看我要忍受什麼樣的人?

428
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:11,375
小詹,你現在
怎麼連個侏儒都搞不定?

429
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,000
天啊,太誇張了

430
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,250
擦槍走火了

431
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,458
我會把他找回來的,你看

432
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,625
我這把衝鋒槍上有他的指紋

433
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,208
可以抓他違反假釋規定

434
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,958
把這交給郡警,砰!馬上關回牢裡

435
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,250
那我不是很沒面子?

436
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:33,416
我幫你把囚犯搞出獄
你連個人都管不好

437
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:36,541
現在還想叫郡警幫什麼忙?

438
00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:38,375
把人帶回牢裡?

439
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:43,000
你想拿到那些祖母綠嗎?
你想當個有用的人嗎,小詹?

440
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
你自己把爛攤子收拾乾淨
真該死,小詹

441
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,625
{\an8}非請勿入

442
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:50,833
{\an8}最好快點

443
00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,041
{\an8}頂多五分鐘,去去就回

444
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,875
{\an8}去去就回

445
00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,041
笑一個嘛?笑啊

446
00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,541
開心一點

447
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,041
什麼?

448
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,291
她還真妙,兄弟

449
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,500
你來了...

450
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,250
來抱一個,真好

451
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,958
–我聞聞,好
–好

452
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:22,708
這位是...

453
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:26,958
你好,我是貝塞斯達

454
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:31,000
我是麥克,他的雙胞胎兄弟

455
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:36,666
請進

456
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,666
抱歉...

457
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:42,000
哇!

458
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:45,875
別拘謹

459
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,083
現在...

460
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,750
–有個新的開始?
–對

461
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:59,000
重獲新生,你感覺如何?重獲自由

462
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,666
感覺好極了

463
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,791
就像...我褪去了...

464
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:06,833
過去的皮膚

465
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:10,958
現在的我一直埋在之前的皮膚下
是過往未曾被看到的我

466
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:14,625
–妳懂我嗎?
–懂,褪掉舊皮

467
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,708
你們通信多久了?

468
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,333
什麼?

469
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,750
我不知道,大概一個月或...兩個月

470
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,666
七週又三天

471
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,750
他偶然在網路上發現我
傳了私訊給我

472
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:38,250
然後我們就聊了起來
一開始談的都是一些小事

473
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,458
之後越來越深入,對吧?

474
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:45,083
我們之間產生了同步性,非常自然

475
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,666
氣騙不了人的

476
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,500
跟時間長短無關

477
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,958
我不知道

478
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,791
我們可以獨處一下嗎?

479
00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:01,958
可以

480
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:03,958
你不介意吧,雙胞胎弟弟?

481
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,291
–不會
–好

482
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:09,583
冰箱裡有果汁
你可以自己倒來喝,別喝綠色的

483
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:11,625
那是山謬的

484
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:13,791
有病

485
00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:15,500
我知道

486
00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:19,375
山謬是哪位?

487
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,083
算是我的旅伴

488
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,875
我才不管生態法西斯主義者怎麼說的

489
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:32,125
聽點音樂調節心情?

490
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,375
有趣

491
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,791
好

492
00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,916
我是山謬

493
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,541
你會打手語?

494
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:09,708
天啊!

495
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:16,666
莫...克...

496
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,041
我是莫克

497
00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:21,125
靠過來了

498
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,750
真希望你是一個人來

499
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,250
客廳有個陌生人,我覺得有點怪

500
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:34,500
他不是陌生人

501
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,041
我不懂那是什麼意思

502
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:42,875
他的氣場受損了

503
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:46,916
我知道,但我會想辦法解決

504
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,041
–等我一下
–當然可以

505
00:31:57,208 --> 00:32:01,291
你是...你是一架飛機...

506
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:05,000
對啊,很好,很有趣...那...

507
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:13,000
巴內特員工證

508
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:19,958
嗨

509
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,083
好嗎?

510
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:28,416
很好

511
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:35,291
好的,很好,朋友

512
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,333
媽的慘了

513
00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:53,583
什麼?不是...你幹什麼?

514
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,375
我蹚了什麼渾水?要幹嘛?

515
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:58,666
不要...

516
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,125
傑迪...

517
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,541
–我的天啊!
–小山!

518
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:10,208
–不要啊,快走開
–你是...

519
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,875
你是生態英雄嗎?

520
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:14,708
–傑迪!
–對

521
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:16,791
傑迪!

522
00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:17,791
我是說我不是

523
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:21,041
–別關門,我們不是英雄
–小山!

524
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,375
小山!

525
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:28,000
不要...別過來!傑迪,閃人了!

526
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,083
–滾開
–那是什麼東西?

527
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,416
快走!快啊

528
00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:33,625
搞什麼鬼?

529
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,458
快開車,兄弟

530
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:40,708
–媽的什麼鬼?
–不行...山謬壞壞

531
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:42,291
–快開車!
–不行,不能親親

532
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,083
不能親親...

533
00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:45,916
快點,快閃人了...兄弟!

534
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,416
小山!

535
00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:00,583
天啊!

536
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:04,750
發生什麼事?

537
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,416
謝謝

538
00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:33,291
{\an8}粉燈汽車旅館
尚有空房

539
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,958
我還聞得到那個味道

540
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:37,208
我餓了

541
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,250
我們去吃點東西吧,隔壁有個酒館

542
00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:45,041
我們可以聊一聊

543
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,333
–我同意
–好

544
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:03,458
我們要偷的保險箱在哪家服裝店?

545
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:07,833
戈德法布,不對,戈德布拉

546
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:11,000
我不知道,戈德什麼的,我忘了

547
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:15,791
這裡水質很好,肥皂也很好用

548
00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:17,000
聞起來像...

549
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,416
拉莫克進來–要有說服力
車輛?說不定莫克能幫幫忙

550
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,833
開車去找貝塞斯達–拿門禁卡
保險套?特大號螺紋

551
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,541
聞起來像春天的午後

552
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,375
真好

553
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:27,291
傑提蒙格
塞巴監獄

554
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:38,541
你沒事嗎?

555
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,666
沒事

556
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,125
親愛的小熊熊

557
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:45,375
請別恨我這麼久才回信給你

558
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,541
我陷入了一點小麻煩

559
00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:49,750
我們很快就能團圓

560
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:54,666
計畫開始後通知我
記住,別告訴小莫

561
00:35:55,250 --> 00:36:00,666
你知道他會有多激動,愛你的媽媽筆

562
00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:04,541
招牌上寫“無限供應瑪格麗特”

563
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:07,958
但那八成是屁話,你懂吧?因為...

564
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:11,125
多久了?

565
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,250
她大約在四個月前寫信給我

566
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:19,541
為什麼不是寄給我?

567
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,583
–不像你想的那樣
–怎樣?

568
00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:25,125
媽為什麼寫信給你,不寫給我?

569
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:28,708
可能她認為你會比較情緒化

570
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,625
我?

571
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:31,083
我?

572
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:33,500
情緒化...

573
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:37,958
又來了,每次都這樣
我不會幫你鋪那張床

574
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,750
你得深呼吸,一、二、三,吸氣

575
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,375
少來,一、二、三,去你的!

576
00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,375
別這樣,莫克

577
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,583
–別這樣,兄弟,你要去哪裡?
–回家

578
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,791
我們進去吧,聽我解釋

579
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:54,458
之前有那麼多時間,你不講
現在我不想聽了,你閉嘴!

580
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:57,208
你現在打算讓我對你的後腦杓說話

581
00:36:57,208 --> 00:37:00,666
–根本沒有保險箱要開,對不對?
–外面發生了什麼事?

582
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:03,375
根本沒有,你出現後就滿嘴屁話!

583
00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:06,416
我早該知道
根本沒有瘋警察想找你麻煩

584
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:09,833
你八成隨便找了個混蛋
在浴室把你痛扁一頓

585
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:13,625
因為你知道我會心軟答應
我不可能會拒絕

586
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:15,583
去你的

587
00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:17,625
不是,真的有法弗這個人
而且他糟透了

588
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:19,875
她在哪?

589
00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:37,541
–該死,小莫?
–嗨,媽

590
00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:40,916
搞什麼鬼?天啊,他把車撞凹了

591
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,250
還好你沒事

592
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:48,416
沒有腦震盪,很好

593
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:51,958
但從你的BMI看來,你有點過重了

594
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,708
別擔心,多運動
調整飲食,BMI就能壓下來

595
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,708
這首是唱給泰勒的

596
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,375
阿比餐廳的敗類

597
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:14,791
希望你還喜歡我的皰疹
那會跟著你一輩子

598
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,500
沒錯,婊子

599
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:24,041
媽

600
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,416
好,莫克,我聽到了,寶貝

601
00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:31,791
三十年了,好嗎?妳不聞不問

602
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,750
妳走後我們一點頭緒都沒有

603
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,833
要是他打算說一些尖酸刻薄的話...

604
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,666
–不是...
–這對我來說也不容易啊

605
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:43,375
–我知道,但妳要設身處地為他著想
–是為我們倆著想才對吧?

606
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,500
–又怎麼了?別這樣
–莫克,聽著

607
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:50,375
好...我們當初不該去追那列火車

608
00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:55,541
那群阿非利卡裔的送貨員不是好惹的

609
00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:58,833
全都爆炸了

610
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:01,916
超扯的,你當時也在啊

611
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,208
我們展開飛車追逐

612
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,750
吃屎吧,混蛋

613
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:17,416
我們可以的,沒事...
你都沒繼續流血了

614
00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:20,291
別擔心,寶貝,我會把珠寶藏好

615
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,708
–真他媽的漂亮
–你在做什麼?

616
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:24,250
不要!

617
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,250
天啊!

618
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:52,916
即將動工
預定土地開發

619
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,458
要命

620
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:33,833
–媽,格倫超酷的
–對啊

621
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:39,000
我一直希望哪天能回家

622
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,916
但我已經被聯邦調查局盯上了
不得不留在國外

623
00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:46,750
卡波聖盧卡斯、伊斯塔帕、科蘇梅爾

624
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:50,375
我在海邊經營小生意

625
00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,416
最終我想通了

626
00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:56,166
我低調了這麼久

627
00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,625
說不定我不在,對你們兄弟倆更好

628
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,416
那年我們才15歲

629
00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:06,666
要我道歉,最多就這樣

630
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,791
妳根本就沒有道歉

631
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:11,000
我天生就是這樣

632
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,458
我生來就這個性格,我盡力了

633
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:15,916
妳只替自己著想

634
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,791
妳只想到自己,媽

635
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,583
妳現在回來幹嘛?

636
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,541
我要死了

637
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,750
我聽夠了

638
00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:52,750
小莫

639
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,333
該死!

640
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,583
幫我

641
00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:14,958
是癌症,腦子裡有腫瘤

642
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,625
她說剩下一年,說不定不到

643
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,500
你就幫我...把那一邊降低一點

644
00:42:20,041 --> 00:42:23,625
如果我告訴你她回來了
你就不會來了,我知道你有多氣她

645
00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:28,666
–好,那現在就會不一樣嗎?
–總之把你帶出來了

646
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:32,083
那你之前說
差點把你淹死的警察是怎麼樣?

647
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:36,000
別管那個王八蛋!他就是個小丑
他拿我沒辦法

648
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,958
另外,我才不會傻傻待在這邊
我幹完這單就閃人了

649
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,500
你說哪一單?

650
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,291
什麼?

651
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:45,666
祖母綠

652
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,708
現在加上通膨,價值四百萬左右

653
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,833
–我有個計畫
–你當然有

654
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,916
但需要我們三個人配合

655
00:42:56,916 --> 00:43:00,583
我要怎麼說你才會明白?
我不偷東西了

656
00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:03,666
不是要你偷,比較像是找回失物

657
00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:06,250
那些祖母綠本來就是我們的

658
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:10,041
想想你的家人,想想小藍莓

659
00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:19,041
要打炮就直接打?真是的

660
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,541
千載難逢的機會,莫克

661
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,833
錢,真金白銀,很多錢

662
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,791
只要把他挖出來就好

663
00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:37,375
然後你就可以回去當個正直的好男人

664
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,833
還能過得舒舒服服,來嘛

665
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,333
我得拉個屎

666
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,583
好

667
00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,666
沒衛生紙了,傑迪

668
00:44:01,791 --> 00:44:02,833
傑迪

669
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:07,916
愚蠢地把心攤開來,陷入愛河

670
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:15,625
今日與往昔的火光抓住了我倆
陷入愛河

671
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,375
不論你去到哪裡

672
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,583
不論你做什麼

673
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,458
我都會不計代價跟隨你

674
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:35,000
抱歉,可以給我
無限暢飲的瑪格莉特嗎?

675
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,916
當然可以

676
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:37,708
我們開始

677
00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:39,791
真好玩

678
00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:45,166
愚蠢地把心攤開來,陷入愛河

679
00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:49,083
我們的愛是火焰

680
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,666
心在燃燒

681
00:44:54,666 --> 00:45:00,208
今日與往昔的火光抓住了我倆
陷入愛河

682
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:03,958
陷入愛河

683
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:07,666
陷入愛河

684
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:13,541
今日與往昔的火光抓住了我倆

685
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:16,750
陷入愛河

686
00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:39,708
你知道

687
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,291
我真的很愛你

688
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:07,666
愛偷東西的臭矮子

689
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,708
我心都碎了,臭矮子

690
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,041
貝塞斯達溫格羅

691
00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:18,250
妳在約翰“傑迪”蒙格出獄之前

692
00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:22,041
一直跟他很要好

693
00:46:22,041 --> 00:46:25,291
他出獄以後妳有見過他嗎?

694
00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:26,833
注意–未經許可不得入內
準備好你的證件

695
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,625
我誰也沒見過

696
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,416
有的話也不會說

697
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,333
反正就是這樣...

698
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:34,916
你吃屎吧

699
00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:38,416
蒙格在哪裡?

700
00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:41,125
不要...

701
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,833
放輕鬆...跪下!不行...

702
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:45,166
你弄痛我了!

703
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:46,916
–蒙格在哪裡?
–他是個該死的騙子

704
00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:48,625
臭變態

705
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,625
我猜他偷了我的員工證

706
00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:52,750
–我被感情詐騙了
–還有呢?

707
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,833
他跟他兄弟一起來的,一下就逃走了

708
00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:57,125
–他有兄弟?
–他兄弟叫麥克

709
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,916
真是個變態

710
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,166
妳還養了一隻猴子?

711
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:20,041
不要...

712
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,833
{\an8}門禁卡–集合–粉燈汽車旅館
橡樹林–巴內特

713
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,625
開始了

714
00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:54,416
橡樹林高爾夫俱樂部

715
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,416
就在那裡,小莫

716
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:03,500
好

717
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,833
直接開過去

718
00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:13,583
好耶!爽啦!

719
00:48:14,416 --> 00:48:15,333
好啊

720
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:25,666
這裡

721
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:28,500
確定嗎?

722
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:31,375
確定

723
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,750
就在這裡,快點

724
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,875
你們要在光天化日之下把他挖出來?

725
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,416
晚上太可疑了,你懂吧

726
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,333
你是怎麼回事?

727
00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:44,041
這計畫糟透了

728
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:45,000
開工吧

729
00:48:58,625 --> 00:48:59,791
好耶

730
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,458
媽...可以了

731
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,500
格倫酷斃了

732
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,500
好,快點

733
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,500
好

734
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:34,791
–一、二、三,狼人
–一、二、三,科學怪人

735
00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:36,041
拜託,我把他挖出來了

736
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:37,416
我又沒辦法開這東西

737
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:39,541
少來這套,你可以調整座椅

738
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,125
–少裝可憐
–你怎麼可以這樣說

739
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,333
狼人要怎麼打敗科學怪人?用爪子?

740
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,750
對啊,還有靠蠻力

741
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:45,750
媽

742
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,208
你們自己解決

743
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:52,708
該死的

744
00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,791
快點,你可以的

745
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,125
對,伸進去,挖一挖

746
00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:02,250
往裡面挖,伸進去...天啊

747
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:05,666
你沒事吧?

748
00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:08,875
–要一杯薑汁汽水嗎?
–不用

749
00:50:10,416 --> 00:50:11,750
那邊的女士!

750
00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:14,125
怎麼還是這麼難聞?

751
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:18,208
嘿,查理!
他們好像要在第七洞挖沙坑...

752
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,625
–有人要來了
–你挖到了嗎?

753
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,458
兒子

754
00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:25,291
你做得很好,兄弟

755
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,833
安靜點

756
00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:29,458
女士!這邊是私人俱樂部

757
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,041
兒子?

758
00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:33,750
週一才要場地維護,今天是週四

759
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,125
–你好了嗎?
–兒子?

760
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,833
把挖土機開出去

761
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:40,083
開高爾夫球車的盯上我們了

762
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,833
–兒子
–挖到了嗎?

763
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,416
快搞定

764
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,000
出去!你們破壞球道了

765
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,125
你們要負責!

766
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,458
–他們把灌溉系統挖出來了
–兒子!

767
00:50:56,458 --> 00:50:59,375
我們要阻止他們,太扯了

768
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,333
回去!

769
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,833
回去,混蛋!

770
00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:06,375
我拿到了

771
00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,458
走吧!去狂歡吧!

772
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:10,666
爽!

773
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:11,666
滾出去!

774
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,958
你們看那些有錢的白人

775
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,541
–踩油門,小莫
–衝啊!

776
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:18,250
衝啊

777
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,625
–快點,踩油門,加速!
–我在踩了

778
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:22,750
球車慢死了

779
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,458
托德!用高爾夫球丟他們!

780
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:28,000
–來啊,混蛋!
–丟他!

781
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,541
丟那個混蛋

782
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,625
正中紅心!

783
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,958
等等,那是什麼?
搞什麼鬼?那是屍體嗎?

784
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:38,916
傑迪!

785
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,125
–莫克
–天啊

786
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,291
–丟他
–閃開!

787
00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:48,416
{\an8}摧毀父權,別摧毀地球

788
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:52,208
有人員傷亡...

789
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:53,500
逮住那些混蛋!

790
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:57,166
–抓住方向盤!
–莫克,他亂摸我

791
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:04,083
–你要去哪?
–踢他!

792
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,458
快轉彎!

793
00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:12,750
我們撞到什麼了嗎?

794
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,708
–靠近點
–媽,快打他!

795
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:19,458
吃屎吧,混蛋!

796
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,916
抓緊!

797
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:32,500
等著收我的律師函,混蛋

798
00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:36,125
蒙格家回來了!

799
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,041
看看你,還是那麼酷,格倫

800
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000
–我們做到了
–好

801
00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:43,791
我們做到了!

802
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:46,666
–都是妳之前的功勞,媽
–這個嘛...

803
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,583
皇家寶石跟蒙格一家

804
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,083
你跟我現在怎麼樣,莫克?

805
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:54,166
前幾天,我們還沒說上話

806
00:52:54,166 --> 00:52:56,416
–我在牢裡,你被開除了...
–對啊

807
00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:59,333
–現在看看我們,我們是百萬富翁!
–對啊

808
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:02,166
媽,快過來,妳這位美人大盜
過來跟我跳支舞吧

809
00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:06,666
等一下,我從沒提過...
我被開除的事情

810
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:08,583
什麼?

811
00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,333
我不明白,是誰打來的?

812
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:12,666
就是...勞動局

813
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:18,125
等一下,勞動局那通電話是你打的?

814
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,083
根本是你掰的,對不對?

815
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,083
聽起來很對啊

816
00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:27,375
別這樣,兄弟,我需要你,你懂的

817
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,916
–真是夠了
–搞屁啊,兄弟?

818
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:31,333
我需要那份工作

819
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,833
放下鏟子

820
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:37,208
你搞砸了我的生活,你這個騙子
你一直在騙我

821
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:42,500
就我一個人是該死的騙子
好好先生能穿著卡其短褲還有帆船鞋

822
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:45,875
我有家人,我有艾比
還有個準備要出生的孩子

823
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:49,583
對啦,艾比最棒,她才不是良家婦女
你知道我在說什麼吧?

824
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:52,916
知道我是怎麼知道的嗎?
因為她嫁給了你

825
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:58,791
怎樣?

826
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,916
你自己埋

827
00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:01,833
媽的!

828
00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:03,958
我會

829
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:09,250
媽,幫幫我

830
00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,291
妳要去哪裡?

831
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,583
媽

832
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,333
對不起,格倫

833
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:40,166
有孩子了?看來你的人生要不一樣了

834
00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:42,083
是個女生,我們要有女兒了

835
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,833
傑迪要找的搭檔不是什麼巧手神偷

836
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:50,541
他只不過是要一個搬重物打雜的

837
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,625
他想要你當搭檔

838
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:56,000
他只是想利用我,每次都這樣

839
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,541
妳知道最糟糕的是什麼嗎?

840
00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:03,000
就是我心裡有底,我感覺得出來

841
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,666
但我還是讓他予取予求

842
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:14,625
記得妳逃走那天對我說的話嗎?

843
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,958
我求妳:“帶我一起去”

844
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,750
妳還記得妳說的話嗎?

845
00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:27,333
我用不上你們

846
00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,083
小莫

847
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,291
不是

848
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:40,583
我是說...

849
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:44,458
我不能失去你們

850
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,833
我們差不多完蛋了

851
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:53,333
你也看到格倫當時的狀況

852
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,875
如果你發生了什麼事

853
00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:00,083
我絕對沒辦法接受

854
00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:07,666
妳到底為什麼回來?

855
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,541
為了錢,對嗎?

856
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,375
時間短暫啊,親愛的

857
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:21,083
我能留給你的東西只有錢

858
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:49,791
來啊,小狗狗

859
00:56:57,875 --> 00:57:00,208
–你對屍體做了什麼?
–去你的

860
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,458
你把它埋了嗎?你挖出來了嗎?

861
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,041
不在我手上

862
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:07,000
–在哪裡?
–你應該去找直腸科醫生

863
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,666
–就在裡面某個地方
–上次我原本要問你

864
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:13,416
它在哪裡?你對它做了什麼...

865
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:22,291
揍他

866
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,083
沒那麼威猛了,對不對,硬漢?

867
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,541
站起來

868
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,666
那是什麼?

869
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,166
跪下,你也跪下

870
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,000
–別開槍...我要死了!
–什麼?

871
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:53,500
站住!

872
00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:54,916
女士

873
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,166
我看得見妳

874
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:05,416
他們是妳兒子嗎?

875
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:06,791
我超恨你

876
00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:08,375
嗨,媽

877
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:13,666
聽著,女士,現在有兩種解決方法

878
00:58:13,666 --> 00:58:17,333
妳可以帶著珠寶逃走或帶上妳兒子

879
00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:20,250
妳自己選,看妳要珠寶還是人,隨便

880
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:23,791
妳怎麼選?

881
00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,083
對不起,兒子

882
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:35,666
等等

883
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,708
–什麼?
–該死

884
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:43,416
–站住!妳給我站住!
–開什麼玩笑?

885
00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:46,916
媽!

886
00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:50,958
怎麼了,媽?計畫不是這樣的

887
00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:52,916
我有槍!

888
00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:54,583
媽!

889
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,125
–她看起來不像快死了
–去你的

890
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,083
妳要去哪裡?

891
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,625
站住!

892
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:09,000
我要開槍了

893
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,083
不要!

894
00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:21,375
兄弟,我叫她二選一,只是做做樣子

895
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:23,375
沒想到她真的...

896
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:26,375
真的假的?

897
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:29,750
拜託,法弗,我們先談談吧?

898
00:59:30,291 --> 00:59:31,666
我跟你的交易已經結束了

899
00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:33,666
我會告訴大家你做了什麼

900
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:36,583
他們會聽誰的?

901
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,708
他們會相信你還是我?
我是法弗家的人

902
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,750
你知道那是什麼意思嗎?

903
00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:45,791
我代表了正義

904
00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:49,916
槍還放在我爸家,上面有你的指紋

905
00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:54,000
等著回去吃牢飯吧,兄弟

906
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,666
至於你他媽的大腳怪弟弟
對,就是你

907
00:59:57,666 --> 00:59:59,875
他襲警

908
01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:02,541
你應該沒招了吧,帥哥

909
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,041
她會回來的

910
01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:11,125
三十年後才現身的話
就打破她的紀錄了

911
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,125
“我不能失去你們”

912
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,875
這麼多年了,她就想出這一句話嗎?

913
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:18,875
她是這麼說的

914
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,416
是在她說自己快死了之前說的?
還是之後說的?

915
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:24,875
她快死了

916
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,708
要死了還跑那麼快啊

917
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:27,875
她為什麼要說謊?

918
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,958
你為什麼要說謊?
就是為了讓別人幫你做事

919
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,541
吵夠了沒?

920
01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:33,833
–我相信她
–你當然相信她

921
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,041
你一直都相信她

922
01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:37,500
因為跟她一起逃亡的格倫相信她

923
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,875
格倫超酷的

924
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:41,458
你想當格倫那樣的人
恭喜你,現在就是了

925
01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,916
被凱瑟琳蒙格用完就丟!兩次了

926
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:49,541
夠了,別吵了!

927
01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:53,000
夠了,別逼我到後面!

928
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,708
別吵了...

929
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:06,708
香甜可口,維達麗雅洋蔥

930
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,208
媽的...

931
01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:20,875
媽的法弗

932
01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:27,875
現在怎麼辦?

933
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:31,208
怎麼辦?

934
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:37,291
–怎麼辦?
–坐好

935
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,375
我有辦法

936
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,333
–等我一下
–你要幹什麼?

937
01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:43,958
天啊

938
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:47,791
等一下...

939
01:01:48,291 --> 01:01:49,666
好了,我要碰到了

940
01:01:50,541 --> 01:01:51,916
等等!我快好了

941
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:03,500
開車

942
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,125
天啊,你還有那個味道

943
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,583
什麼味道?

944
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,458
就浴廁芳香劑的味道

945
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,958
白痴,手握十點跟兩點鐘方向,直走

946
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,041
禁止吸菸
抱歉,我們打烊了

947
01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:27,458
她走了

948
01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:31,416
珍奶奶走了?真遺憾,你哥還好嗎?

949
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:35,500
不太好,他們很親近

950
01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:39,958
我知道,我不該走的

951
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:42,000
對,我也這樣想

952
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,333
但你當初還是上路了
我們現在得想辦法解決

953
01:02:44,916 --> 01:02:46,666
我會盡快回去

954
01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:48,208
你必須在晚餐前回家

955
01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:51,125
我們有要一起面對嗎?

956
01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:52,041
我們會的

957
01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:53,583
好啊,證明給我看

958
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:57,458
我絕對不會讓我女兒問起爸爸在哪裡
要是你不出現,我寧願單親

959
01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:14,000
來吧,上車了,我們要上路了

960
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:18,125
這些烤麵包機都壞了嗎?
我數了一下,有22台

961
01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:20,916
不可能都不能用吧?

962
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:23,666
我不知道

963
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:25,291
媽之前教過我

964
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:28,375
弄清楚對方想聽什麼
然後重複說給他們聽

965
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,583
只要一直說下去,對方總有天會買單

966
01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:35,416
之後他們就會任你宰割了
找到第23台

967
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,625
那台是旋風烤箱

968
01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:45,708
我真的以為拿到祖母綠
我們就能重新開始了

969
01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,916
就像顆重置按鈕
讓我們的生活步上正軌

970
01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:58,291
跟《威利狼與嗶嗶鳥》演的很像

971
01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:01,375
威利狼在山壁上畫了一個隧道

972
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,083
大家都知道他一定會撞牆

973
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,208
他怎麼就是看不清呢?

974
01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:08,458
他餓了

975
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:16,000
儘管媽教了我如何說謊

976
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,666
我還是以為她心底還是想說實話的

977
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,541
對啊,她教我怎麼跑步

978
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:34,375
好了,時間也差不多了,莫克

979
01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:37,083
回家跟你的家人團聚吧,我會沒事的

980
01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:43,541
只要那把印有你指紋的槍
還在法官手上,你就不可能沒事

981
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:45,041
我們得把它拿回來

982
01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,250
你沒必要那樣做

983
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:53,750
是沒錯,我沒這個必要
但我不會丟下你不管

984
01:04:57,166 --> 01:04:58,000
走吧

985
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:00,125
我知道她要去哪裡

986
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,125
{\an8}佛萊迪昂克紳士

987
01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:11,958
皇家寶石

988
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:13,333
無價之寶

989
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,791
什麼東西都是有價的,佛萊迪

990
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:19,375
別一下就把錢花光

991
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:21,458
好

992
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:30,333
媽,我們那一份呢?

993
01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:36,958
我又別無選擇

994
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,958
唯一的辦法就是把珠寶帶出來

995
01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:43,916
換成是你們任何一個人
都會做一樣的選擇

996
01:05:43,916 --> 01:05:45,708
何錯之有

997
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:48,708
–把我們的該分到的給我們
–我做了我認為最好的選擇

998
01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:51,208
最好的選擇
永遠都是我們兄弟倆之外的選擇?

999
01:05:59,291 --> 01:06:00,166
錢是我的

1000
01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:02,333
搞什麼...媽!

1001
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,625
出口

1002
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,833
媽,別鬧了,太誇張了

1003
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:12,916
把警報關掉

1004
01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:15,583
沒辦法,警報只能啟動,無法取消

1005
01:06:16,541 --> 01:06:17,416
麥克?

1006
01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:18,958
–佛萊迪
–嘿

1007
01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:22,958
昂克聯合律師事務所

1008
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:28,625
啟動衛星定位追蹤

1009
01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:30,208
法拍–12月5日–商業用地

1010
01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:31,916
妳要逃幾次?

1011
01:06:33,958 --> 01:06:36,458
計程車

1012
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:37,875
衛星定位追蹤...

1013
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,666
我真的不應該讓你開車

1014
01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:41,916
你沒事吧,老兄?

1015
01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:48,666
–媽!
–媽!

1016
01:06:48,666 --> 01:06:50,041
媽!

1017
01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:52,500
媽!

1018
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:57,375
媽!

1019
01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,708
莫克...

1020
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:05,125
–莫克,在這裡
–傑迪,她在哪裡?

1021
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,041
什麼?

1022
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:07,750
她在哪?

1023
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,541
莫克,看看這些布偶

1024
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:14,041
開什麼玩笑?兄弟!專心點

1025
01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:15,541
可以送給小藍莓

1026
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,458
出口

1027
01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:33,583
–妳這次還是選了錢!第二次了
–我說了我很抱歉

1028
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,541
沒有,妳才沒有!

1029
01:07:34,541 --> 01:07:37,000
–有,我道歉了!
–妳道歉了,但不是真心的

1030
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:45,916
–他一定拿了錢就跑
–不會,他不會

1031
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,500
蒙格!來啊!

1032
01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:56,041
喬納森湯馬士!

1033
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,166
{\an8}保全

1034
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,916
{\an8}舊芬代爾購物中心傳出槍響
請派警力支援!

1035
01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:14,750
我會用焦土政策,小壞蛋!

1036
01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:18,541
莫克...

1037
01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:21,875
–別動!
–該死!不要

1038
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,250
不要,混帳東西

1039
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,791
跑哪去了?

1040
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:31,666
媽的...

1041
01:08:34,416 --> 01:08:35,458
你在幹什麼?

1042
01:08:35,916 --> 01:08:36,875
你打算逃走嗎?

1043
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,125
告訴我你打算要逃走嗎?

1044
01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,333
你覺得呢?

1045
01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:49,041
爸爸,出來玩吧!

1046
01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:50,083
有什麼計畫?

1047
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,291
我還沒想好今天晚餐要吃什麼

1048
01:08:54,291 --> 01:08:58,125
我不知道什麼餐廳有開
我們可以快點搞定嗎?

1049
01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:00,041
我們要怎麼辦?

1050
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,666
我嗅得出來你的味道...

1051
01:09:01,666 --> 01:09:03,000
潤滑劑

1052
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,125
...你這骯髒的小雜碎

1053
01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:08,625
給一直喊餓的臭胖子一頓粗飽,來吧

1054
01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:14,416
完了,死定了

1055
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:18,791
封鎖周圍區域,嫌犯持有槍械
非常危險,各單位嚴陣以待

1056
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,958
別緊張,我是警察

1057
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,791
過來啊,混蛋

1058
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:29,166
把我那一份給我

1059
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,708
你那份也交出來
給我惹這麼多麻煩

1060
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,500
你那袋是什麼?

1061
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,416
一整袋的錢

1062
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:40,791
馬上給我!

1063
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:43,708
好

1064
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:49,166
別亂來,慢慢走過來

1065
01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:52,750
不要,我們要先把問題解決

1066
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,375
要解決什麼問題?

1067
01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:57,416
你以為你隨便說兩句
我就會讓你走?

1068
01:09:57,416 --> 01:10:00,291
不會,但你會放我的兄弟走吧

1069
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,875
等等,我們說好的不是這樣

1070
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:05,958
莫克,你結婚要當爸爸了

1071
01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,208
別管我了,當個有趣的爸爸

1072
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:10,958
好

1073
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,041
是叫我別管你跟這袋錢吧?

1074
01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:18,416
–抱歉,打擾一下
–什麼?

1075
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:21,541
–你不會真的認為我...
–別吵

1076
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,833
你要我走出去,門外面全是警察

1077
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,875
–好讓你偷偷逃走
–剛好給你說中了

1078
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,208
別蠢了,少在那邊胡思亂想,快走

1079
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:31,791
你聽到他說的了,大腳怪,快走啊!

1080
01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:36,583
你們是一夥的,對不對?

1081
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:39,833
不對...從一開始
就是你們兩個策畫好的

1082
01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:42,250
那個男的殺我的意圖這麼明顯

1083
01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:43,708
我向來獨來獨往

1084
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,666
你早就計畫好了

1085
01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:49,750
派我出去轉移注意力
好讓你跟這個敗類可以帶著錢逃跑

1086
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:51,666
–你說什麼?
–等一下,法弗

1087
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:54,291
我就知道
他根本沒有在那家汽車旅館裡揍你

1088
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,791
–我把他痛扁一頓
–太誇張了,我竟然相信你

1089
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:59,166
你從來沒有相信過我,從來沒有

1090
01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:01,791
因為你只會利用人

1091
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:05,125
你永遠都不會為別人著想

1092
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:06,583
不會為家人著想...

1093
01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:08,250
你又有多替家人著想了?

1094
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,250
是你把我丟在那個倉庫裡的

1095
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:12,166
我就知道你會翻舊帳

1096
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:14,041
對啊,不能背叛家人

1097
01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:16,416
法弗,你最沒資格說話
你跟你爸是怎麼樣?少來了

1098
01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:18,750
我爸認為我很棒

1099
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,791
你爸根本不關心你

1100
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:25,416
我爸認為我能成就大業

1101
01:11:25,416 --> 01:11:27,500
成就大業?那是什麼意思?

1102
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,125
–就是說...
–你知道嗎?

1103
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:31,125
你就是個廢物!

1104
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:35,000
你們半斤八兩根本是一對的
最好永遠膩在一起

1105
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:35,958
–去你的
–嘿!

1106
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,250
–去你的,傑迪
–去你的

1107
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,416
我才去你的,還有你!

1108
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:40,000
–去你的!
–這給我

1109
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,375
–不行!
–還給我,這是我的

1110
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:44,000
–把袋子還我
–夠了!

1111
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
–放開
–放手!

1112
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,375
–該死的!
–你給我放手!

1113
01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:48,708
把該死的袋子給我!

1114
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,541
–閉嘴...
–放手吧!

1115
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,625
誰都不准拿!

1116
01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:58,625
快放手!

1117
01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:03,125
那袋是我的,走開!

1118
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,583
快走!

1119
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:10,041
看看你們的臉

1120
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,125
我贏了

1121
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:14,916
我贏了!

1122
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:17,958
我做到了

1123
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:19,666
潤滑劑

1124
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,125
這還真沒料到

1125
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:51,416
效果比我預期的好多了

1126
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:52,958
–是啊
–是啊

1127
01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:55,875
糟糕

1128
01:12:58,750 --> 01:12:59,625
好燙

1129
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:01,750
好

1130
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,416
是不是有醃黃瓜的味道,爸

1131
01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,375
謝謝你,好人一生平安

1132
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,666
我們是謝爾曼郡警察

1133
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:17,666
把槍放下,舉高雙手走出來

1134
01:13:17,666 --> 01:13:21,375
這裡已經被我們包圍了
我重申,這裡已經被我們包圍了

1135
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,208
監獄真的很糟嗎?

1136
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,291
很糟

1137
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,333
監獄當然糟

1138
01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:28,541
拿到我的錢了嗎?

1139
01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:33,541
就在這

1140
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:47,833
那你們幫我保管吧

1141
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,375
給我吧?

1142
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,750
媽,妳在做什麼?

1143
01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:55,541
我為那筆錢付出了太多

1144
01:13:55,541 --> 01:13:58,375
後面有一個通往車庫的出口

1145
01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,916
可以從坡道開回馬路上

1146
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:02,833
–趕快混到車陣中
–媽

1147
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:06,541
要是我們沒把錢守下來
前面的努力都白搭了

1148
01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:09,416
你們快逃吧

1149
01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:12,208
趁我還沒回心轉意

1150
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:19,583
對了,我沒得什麼絕症

1151
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,916
舉高雙手走出來!把槍放下

1152
01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:26,500
–走了...
–把槍放下!

1153
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:38,208
小詹,要是那袋裡面沒有鈔票

1154
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:41,000
也要把侏儒的頭裝回來

1155
01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:46,958
達蒙

1156
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,500
今天換安東尼

1157
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:51,291
他還在慢慢吃午餐

1158
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,833
去你的!

1159
01:14:57,375 --> 01:14:59,833
你跟他們是一夥的,對不對?

1160
01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:01,666
你想殺我?

1161
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:04,333
別以為我很好對付

1162
01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:07,666
沒有,把有我兄弟指紋的槍
交出來就好

1163
01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:11,291
你以為我會白白給你嗎?

1164
01:15:15,291 --> 01:15:17,125
這邊將近兩百萬

1165
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:20,791
我那一份
扣掉給安東尼的遣散費,其他歸你

1166
01:15:31,541 --> 01:15:32,875
好,你拿去吧

1167
01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:35,250
孩子,我得告訴你

1168
01:15:35,916 --> 01:15:37,125
你付太多了

1169
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,000
不會,我不這麼認為

1170
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,416
你不想知道你兒子在哪嗎?

1171
01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:52,333
小詹?那小子就是個沒用的廢物

1172
01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:57,041
老兄你幾歲了?

1173
01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,416
我還有時間

1174
01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,791
沒多久了
我敢打賭你錢還沒花完就掛了

1175
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:09,250
法官,你沒勝算的

1176
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,083
晚餐已經端上桌了

1177
01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:49,208
早就開始用餐了

1178
01:16:50,291 --> 01:16:51,875
我決定不等了

1179
01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:54,375
我之後不會再等了

1180
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:00,666
我丟了工作

1181
01:17:03,708 --> 01:17:04,958
但我會再找一份

1182
01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:14,291
我們可以一起努力

1183
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,083
妳跟我

1184
01:17:18,791 --> 01:17:19,666
攜手努力

1185
01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:22,958
好

1186
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,875
你說你遇到一隻猩猩

1187
01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:29,166
對

1188
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:32,500
牠拉著我的手打手槍

1189
01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:37,416
什麼?

1190
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,833
我很愛你女兒,諾姆

1191
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,666
還有什麼要談的嗎?

1192
01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:54,208
沒了

1193
01:17:58,791 --> 01:18:01,583
抱歉,我上次沒好好介紹

1194
01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:03,958
這是我的雙胞胎兄弟,傑迪

1195
01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,208
今晚他會跟我們一起用餐

1196
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:09,250
請坐下來,一起享用

1197
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:12,625
好

1198
01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:15,208
怎樣啊,老兄?

1199
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,000
要蔬菜嗎,傑迪?

1200
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,250
不用,女士,火雞肉就好

1201
01:18:26,166 --> 01:18:28,333
你不用把你那一份給他啊

1202
01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:31,583
當作投資吧

1203
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,375
我也做了一筆投資

1204
01:18:37,083 --> 01:18:38,208
–是嗎?
–對啊

1205
01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:40,708
當你去找法官的時候

1206
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:42,833
我去見了律師

1207
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,375
不是找佛萊迪

1208
01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:46,583
–佛萊迪爛透了
–佛萊迪爛透了

1209
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:48,750
我找了真正的律師

1210
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,333
想說也許我們能規畫一下

1211
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:53,333
你孩子的信託基金

1212
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:54,916
現在錢都歸她了

1213
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,166
不是很棒嗎?

1214
01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:01,000
對啊

1215
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:03,958
你把你那一份都做信託了?

1216
01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:07,708
–你幹嘛放棄那筆錢?
–你也放棄你那筆了啊

1217
01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:09,833
不是啊,那是因為
我以為你會留著你那份

1218
01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:14,166
如果我有需要就可以跟你拿
誰叫我是你的救命恩人

1219
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:18,458
好吧,現在你只能跟你女兒拿了
小藍莓蒙格

1220
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:21,250
等到她會說話,會用蠟筆簽名就行了

1221
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:23,666
你把信託基金給“小藍莓”嗎?

1222
01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:25,583
對啊,你女兒叫小藍莓

1223
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,583
不是,那只是小名

1224
01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,583
誰會真的取名叫小藍莓?

1225
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,500
如果她想要兩百萬
就只能叫做小藍莓了

1226
01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:34,083
真是好名字

1227
01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:39,291
你到底有什麼毛病?

1228
01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:41,833
小朋友長得很快,兄弟

1229
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,000
一年後的感恩節

1230
01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:48,083
女兒叫什麼名字?

1231
01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:54,000
–女兒叫小藍...
–莓

1232
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,916
法定全名是小藍莓,但麥克不想...

1233
01:19:56,916 --> 01:19:58,666
–不是要叫她小藍嗎?
–小藍莓

1234
01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:01,500
–叫小藍就好
–妳看他有多愛辯

1235
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:03,791
–我們也不會叫你約翰湯馬士
–你可以這樣叫我啊

1236
01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:04,958
要抱她嗎?

1237
01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:07,041
當然

1238
01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:10,708
–來奶奶抱抱,小藍
–給奶奶抱抱

1239
01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:11,875
“奶奶”

1240
01:20:13,125 --> 01:20:14,208
小可愛

1241
01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:24,791
好了,蒙格,會客時間到

1242
01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:29,666
好了,媽,給我吧,我來抱她

1243
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:34,041
–過來,小藍莓
–我會想念妳的

1244
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:41,750
莫克?

1245
01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:44,750
怎麼了

1246
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:47,458
你沒有好好攪拌肉汁吧?

1247
01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:49,916
我就知道

1248
01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:55,583
感恩節快樂,媽

1249
01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:04,083
兒子再見

1250
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,333
蒙格一家感恩節快樂

1251
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:15,750
雖然一般人不是這樣過節的
但對我們家來說,這樣過節也不賴

1252
01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:23,375
我們家一直都很特別

1253
01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:26,791
警察

1254
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:29,833
–很高興見到她
–對,媽看起來很好

1255
01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:32,875
希望她在獄中混到不錯的幫派

1256
01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:39,625
{\an8}可能有人會認為我們
自私、瘋狂又很壞

1257
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,625
可以讓我跟他聊聊嗎?

1258
01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:49,791
我看到你在裡面做了什麼

1259
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:53,708
你在哪裡看到什麼?

1260
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,916
傑迪

1261
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,833
要怎麼說我們都可以

1262
01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,583
即使沒人會說我們正常

1263
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,708
但我們總是能活得精彩

1264
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,916
–太扯了
–真的

1265
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:20,833
要不要三戰兩勝,狼人?贏者全拿

1266
01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:24,708
–你開玩笑的吧?
–或許

1267
01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:31,000
來嘛

1268
01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:36,625
雖然妳爸開的是休旅車
那也只是為了妳的安全著想

1269
01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:41,625
他大概覺得這樣很酷
沒差,反正沒有人是完美的

1270
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,166
另外小藍莓,別告訴妳爸

1271
01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:48,166
傑迪伯伯自己多留了一顆祖母綠
好嗎?

1272
01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,541
去你的,把錢拿來

1273
01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:51,958
果然是我的姪女

1274
01:24:57,625 --> 01:25:04,125
我要買一頂大大的墨西哥寬邊帽
裝一大堆炸玉米片

1275
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:10,541
幫我找一群
穿著印花洋裝的伴舞女郎來

1276
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:16,625
說不定我們可以來個三人行
就是妳說的那種一王雙后

1277
01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:21,166
我可沒那麼說,寶貝,都是你在說的

1278
01:27:53,666 --> 01:27:55,666
字幕翻譯:蘇君宇

1279
01:27:55,666 --> 01:27:57,750
創意監督
張世幸