1
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[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

2
00:00:09,046 --> 00:00:10,549
This is Fengdong?

3
00:00:10,648 --> 00:00:12,317
What a dung hole.

4
00:00:12,414 --> 00:00:16,420
Sorry, Giz, but after all of
us almost dying to get here,
I expected more.

5
00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,756
Grandpa did call Fengdong
"the Ghost City."

6
00:00:18,855 --> 00:00:20,424
And it's only
a quick stop on the way

7
00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:22,426
to finding the key
to The Valley of Jade,

8
00:00:22,526 --> 00:00:25,763
which is hopefully labeled
somewhere amongst
all these ruins.

9
00:00:25,863 --> 00:00:27,131
[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

10
00:00:27,231 --> 00:00:29,268
Aw, your dog caught
a scent.

11
00:00:29,366 --> 00:00:31,169
Again, he's a mogwai,
not a dog.

12
00:00:31,268 --> 00:00:33,105
And Gizmo,
you've been here before?

13
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[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

14
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No clue what you just said,
but you said it
with confidence.

15
00:00:37,809 --> 00:00:39,243
So, lead on, Gizmo.

16
00:00:41,913 --> 00:00:44,315
[fog horn blows]

17
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The fabled Ghost City
of Fengdong.

18
00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:54,125
Off to it, my new
hench-creatures.

19
00:00:54,224 --> 00:00:56,127
According to that old man
I swallowed,

20
00:00:56,226 --> 00:01:00,165
the key to the Valley of Jade
is somewhere
in this city's ruins.

21
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We just need to find it.

22
00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,369
Okay. But you don't see
the confusion?

23
00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:08,806
You're named radish.
And he is a radish.

24
00:01:08,907 --> 00:01:10,942
Right, because we're a family.

25
00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:12,277
[scoffs]

26
00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,378
Well, we're here now, Gizmo.
What next?

27
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[distant laughing]

28
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[panting]

29
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Sweet.

30
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Hello, I love you.
[laughs]

31
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[growling]

32
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[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

33
00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:11,070
That is what
your kid siblings
turned into?

34
00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:13,133
Because they ate
after midnight?

35
00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:15,207
Whoever made your rules
is so mean.

36
00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:16,575
Why are they here?

37
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How are they here?
Why are they so scaly?

38
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Did they take the train
all the way from Shanghai?

39
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I have so many questions.

40
00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:24,049
And if they're here,
Greene might be here, too.

41
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This is so many kinds of bad.

42
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So, do we run at them
or away from them?

43
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I only know how to hide.

44
00:02:30,254 --> 00:02:32,024
-Oh, we're running away.
-For now.

45
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If the mogwai rules so apply,
they'll have to leave
at sun-up.

46
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Right, Gizmo?

47
00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,196
Gizmo!

48
00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,768
[grunting]

49
00:03:02,218 --> 00:03:05,857
We should follow Gizmo.
He does seem to know
where he's going.

50
00:03:05,955 --> 00:03:08,293
We have done so many
stupid things to get this far.

51
00:03:08,392 --> 00:03:09,561
What's one more?

52
00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,403
[growling]

53
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[theme music playing]

54
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[all laughing]

55
00:03:43,627 --> 00:03:45,797
Your kind
has been here before.

56
00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:49,001
Any idea where I might
find this key?

57
00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:02,948
Sam has Dad's notebook,
so maybe he's here too.

58
00:04:03,047 --> 00:04:07,086
If only I could turn my head
to look and see.

59
00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:10,655
I just want to move
my leg.

60
00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,961
No, no, no, no.
[groaning]

61
00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:19,031
I hate magic.

62
00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:39,051
Whoa!

63
00:04:47,525 --> 00:04:49,995
[Gizmo singing]

64
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Gizmo.

65
00:05:00,437 --> 00:05:03,909
Um, Gizmo.
Nice song, lovely melody.
But is this the time?

66
00:05:07,278 --> 00:05:09,848
[all] Whoa!

67
00:05:15,119 --> 00:05:16,621
[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

68
00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:50,350
[growling]

69
00:05:51,923 --> 00:05:52,824
Whoa!

70
00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:59,564
Fortunes!
Get your fortunes here.
Fortunes!

71
00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:02,902
Oh! Bad omen.

72
00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:04,303
You will die today.

73
00:06:04,403 --> 00:06:05,337
[screaming]

74
00:06:05,437 --> 00:06:07,006
Okay.

75
00:06:07,104 --> 00:06:08,807
No, Jade or valleys?

76
00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,911
No, we're still
looking for the key
to The Valley of Jade,

77
00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:14,513
which I'm guessing
is hidden here.

78
00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:15,814
I got keys.

79
00:06:15,914 --> 00:06:17,749
Key to happiness,
key to wealth,

80
00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,651
key to invulnerability.

81
00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,321
Key to never feeling gross
when you eat too much.

82
00:06:22,419 --> 00:06:26,125
Yeah, this place
isn't any less creepy
than the last place.

83
00:06:26,223 --> 00:06:28,260
You're telling me, doll.

84
00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,428
Theodore?

85
00:06:29,527 --> 00:06:32,231
Please.
The name's Theodora.

86
00:06:32,329 --> 00:06:34,633
You're talking
outside my head.

87
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Um.

88
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[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

89
00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:50,582
Wow! Who's that?

90
00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:01,927
[speaking mogwai]

91
00:07:05,129 --> 00:07:06,198
Oh, pardon me.

92
00:07:06,296 --> 00:07:07,599
I speak both tongues.

93
00:07:12,336 --> 00:07:16,575
And the individual you seek is
as always at the tavern.

94
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May I escort you there?

95
00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:23,443
It's been a long time
since the spirit market has
seen your kind.

96
00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:25,784
You are a mogwai.
Yes.

97
00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:27,686
Beat it, fur coat.

98
00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:29,588
I can spot a con anywhere.

99
00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:34,493
Oh, no, I assure you,
my lip-licking is due to
an unrelated disorder.

100
00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:37,029
It is a mogwai!

101
00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:39,965
Mogwai!

102
00:07:40,063 --> 00:07:42,101
What the large,
gentle creature said to you--

103
00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:44,937
Wants to eat our mogwai. Yes.
Got that from context clues.
Thanks.

104
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[screaming]

105
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Don't just stand there!

106
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Skidoo.

107
00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:54,746
Mogwai!

108
00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:03,388
Yikes! This place
is a lot more intense
than my hole in the ground.

109
00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:05,890
Get used to it, sonny.

110
00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:08,760
Why, hello there, stranger.

111
00:08:08,858 --> 00:08:12,063
What are you doing?
Haven't you ever been
chased in the streets before?

112
00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:13,831
Only once! By you!

113
00:08:13,931 --> 00:08:16,035
Lesson one.
Make a mess.

114
00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:22,641
-Put me down!
-[screams]

115
00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,209
Everything here talks?

116
00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:26,505
Why wouldn't we?

117
00:08:34,819 --> 00:08:36,655
[melancholy music playing]

118
00:08:37,955 --> 00:08:39,925
Am I old enough to be in here?

119
00:08:43,427 --> 00:08:44,523
[sighs]

120
00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:46,999
Hey, pal,
it's not polite to stare.

121
00:08:47,097 --> 00:08:49,401
How do you think
I lost my head?

122
00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:50,835
[door banging]

123
00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:55,607
Mogwai!

124
00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,209
-[screaming]
-[Gizmo screaming]

125
00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:04,148
No one messes
with my mogwai.

126
00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:17,496
[Gizmo laughing]

127
00:09:17,595 --> 00:09:22,166
Thank you,
Gizmo's snake lady
warrior friend.

128
00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,169
I am Nuwa,

129
00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:26,304
Goddess of Creation.

130
00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:27,672
[burps]

131
00:09:27,772 --> 00:09:29,641
You don't smell like a goddess.

132
00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:32,177
[gremlins singing]

133
00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:42,321
You are certain
this is how my mogwai
opened the gate?

134
00:09:45,722 --> 00:09:46,891
[sighs in exasperation]

135
00:09:46,991 --> 00:09:50,929
Again, sing
and with gusto this time.

136
00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:53,632
[humming]

137
00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:56,969
[all laughing]

138
00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:03,375
[all screaming]

139
00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:06,345
Wait! One of you
screamed on key.

140
00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:16,021
There you are!

141
00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:19,158
You have a gift.

142
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:21,621
Use it. Or else.

143
00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:32,037
[singing]

144
00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:40,112
Yes, yes!

145
00:10:44,848 --> 00:10:47,647
Ah, ah, ah!
Humans first.

146
00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:55,694
Bartender.
A bottle of baijiu.

147
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:58,797
My favorite fuzzy fella
is visiting.

148
00:10:59,629 --> 00:11:01,166
How'd you even get here?

149
00:11:01,265 --> 00:11:03,302
Wait.
Is The Valley of Jade okay?

150
00:11:04,568 --> 00:11:05,665
[sighs in exasperation]

151
00:11:05,769 --> 00:11:07,940
You've got
a human infestation?

152
00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:10,642
[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

153
00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:12,577
These humans are with you?

154
00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:14,046
As pets.

155
00:11:14,145 --> 00:11:16,515
-Pets?
-Actually,
we're Gizmo's friends.

156
00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:18,583
Gizmo? Who's Gizmo?

157
00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:20,885
-Your name is...
-Gizmo!

158
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:22,587
Gizmo is close enough.

159
00:11:22,686 --> 00:11:25,890
[sighs in despair] You always
were soft on their kind.

160
00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:28,060
You can understand
Gizmo's words?

161
00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:32,797
To hear the mogwai,
one has only to listen.

162
00:11:33,764 --> 00:11:35,534
Also, I created all words.

163
00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:37,937
Again, Goddess of Creation.

164
00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:40,639
Cool. Then I'll skip
to the end.

165
00:11:40,737 --> 00:11:42,407
We need to get to
The Valley of Jade.

166
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,377
Already with the favors!

167
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:47,446
Buy a god a drink first.

168
00:11:47,545 --> 00:11:49,214
Speaking of... Hmm.

169
00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:55,254
Come on. We came all this way
so that you could go home.

170
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:59,191
Sam can help his family,
and I can rescue all that
treasure I deserve.

171
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,326
She is right.

172
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,723
Why waste time
when we can
resolve this quickly?

173
00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:05,164
No!

174
00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:07,666
I'm not sending humans
to The Valley of Jade.

175
00:12:07,765 --> 00:12:09,034
You guys ruin everything.

176
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,436
I'm still not over
what you did to lobsters.

177
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,338
Lobsters?

178
00:12:13,437 --> 00:12:15,174
How could you possibly think
it's supposed to be food?

179
00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:17,910
The whole animal has, like,
two bites of meat,

180
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:20,946
which I hid inside a rock.

181
00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:23,848
Then what did you create
lobsters for?

182
00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:27,552
Um, I forget.

183
00:12:27,652 --> 00:12:29,521
Now you, my dear mogwai,

184
00:12:29,619 --> 00:12:32,391
of course I'll send you
back to the valley.

185
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:36,295
[Gizmo sighs]

186
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,432
[both sigh]

187
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,102
But never humans.

188
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:49,141
No, you should go, Gizmo.

189
00:12:57,549 --> 00:12:58,450
Bartender.

190
00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,822
Can't leave
without a hug, Giz.

191
00:13:07,424 --> 00:13:08,827
[Elle humming]

192
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,266
See?
Ruins everything.

193
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,980
[both scream]

194
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:31,150
[both scream]

195
00:13:33,351 --> 00:13:36,721
That's what your wink meant?

196
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:40,792
[Greene] Normally I detest
this world,
but just this once...

197
00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:42,061
wow!

198
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:47,398
Oh, it was my bad omen.

199
00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:51,336
I hate spoiled mogwai.

200
00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:54,505
Your excitement
is understandable.

201
00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:58,477
But remember,
while in my employ,
you represent me.

202
00:13:58,577 --> 00:14:00,545
So, decorum.

203
00:14:03,748 --> 00:14:05,384
[screaming]

204
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:09,388
Ooh! That is not what I...
Actually, drink up.

205
00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:12,191
Only one way to learn
which potions are poison.

206
00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:18,563
The rest of you,
find my mogwai!

207
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,002
Mogwai?
That's Sam's "not a dog."

208
00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:25,504
So, this is
your family business.

209
00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:27,606
Three generations.

210
00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:28,941
Um, new new friends?

211
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,376
We have to go
warn my old new friends.

212
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:42,487
Oh! You'll make a fine pendant.

213
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:47,726
Actually,
what the creature is saying,

214
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:51,931
underneath its thick
third-coat-of-Hell
regional accent,

215
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:54,532
is that he's only tiny

216
00:14:54,632 --> 00:15:00,105
because the goddess, Nuwa,
caught him trying to eat
a furry mogwai.

217
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:04,043
My mogwai and Goddess Nuwa.

218
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:09,982
And you gained the ability
to speak the Queen's English.

219
00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:13,914
Well, technically, I drank
a potion that granted me
the gift

220
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,956
of understanding
and speaking all languages,

221
00:15:17,053 --> 00:15:20,659
but from your limited
lingual perspective,
sure.

222
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,296
[all laughing]

223
00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:29,168
I am a fan of Nuwa's work,
but if she has my mogwai...

224
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,769
Mr. Claw!

225
00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:33,338
[clears throat] "Miss."

226
00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:37,576
Oh! I simply
assumed you're all...
Um, never mind.

227
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:41,679
Miss Claw, I have a new task
for you and your kin.

228
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:52,992
Oh, when you run at
hopping vampires,

229
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,559
poor Gizmo races
into a Ghost City,

230
00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:56,495
oh, all of a sudden
you're heroes.

231
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:59,831
-But when I rush
into something--
-Your wink was very confusing.

232
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:01,032
Go through the portal.

233
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,568
Are you kidding?

234
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:07,639
Because I invented humor.
And I am not
finding this funny.

235
00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:11,143
[breathes heavily]
The only safe place
for you anywhere

236
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,212
is The Valley of Jade.

237
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,780
So, now that I've
leashed up your pets...

238
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,715
go!

239
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,750
[scoffs] Really?

240
00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:21,353
You would give up the valley
for these two?

241
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,324
You heard them yourself.
She's in it for treasure.

242
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:28,860
And he only cares
about his family.

243
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,531
Ah! Trust me, as their creator,
there is not more to them.

244
00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:36,135
Humans are incredibly
shallow and selfish.

245
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:38,904
Maybe we are.
You know whose fault that is?

246
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:40,172
It's yours.

247
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:44,004
-[both screaming]
-[thudding]

248
00:16:46,643 --> 00:16:49,681
You don't think I blame myself
for humans?

249
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,850
For what they did to him?

250
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,285
To Gizmo?

251
00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:55,287
What did people do to you?

252
00:16:55,386 --> 00:16:58,290
Don't act like you don't know.

253
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,793
You really don't know?

254
00:17:05,362 --> 00:17:07,027
Bartender, a fresh bottle.

255
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:13,372
Centuries ago,
after we made your world...

256
00:17:14,338 --> 00:17:16,036
you're welcome, by the way.

257
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[Nuwa] My brother, Fuxi and I
were arguing

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about one species...

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Humans.

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Fuxi saw you as ants.

261
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Amusing from afar.

262
00:17:33,122 --> 00:17:36,528
But when they get too close,
a nuisance to be squashed.

263
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:39,131
But I saw humanity
as mostly good.

264
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[bells chiming]

265
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To see who was correct,

266
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Fuxi and I came up with a test.

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The Mogwai.

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If humanity could preserve
the Mogwai,

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it would prove that
they're ultimately good.

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I created him,

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while Fuxi crafted his rules
to make our test fair.

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Never get him wet...

273
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[mogwai screams]

274
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...never expose him
to bright light,

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and never feed him
during the hours

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when the moon is at
its highest point in the sky.

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[growls]

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[Sam] Of course
humanity shortened
that last rule.

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[Nuwa] But more on
human stupidity
in a moment.

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The stakes were high.

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The losing God
would quit creating life.

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The city of Fengdong
was chosen to
represent humanity.

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We tasked them with the caring
for this gift from the gods

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by obeying its three rules.

285
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:45,230
I was certain I would win.

286
00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:48,267
How could anyone
ever hurt my mogwai?

287
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,403
I was wrong.

288
00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:53,638
The humans
loved this mogwai
so much

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that they all wanted one,
so they broke one rule.

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And the other two rules
soon followed,

291
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not knowing Fuxi

292
00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:05,145
had cursed the mogwai's spawn
to spend the first century
of their lives

293
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as destructive tricksters.

294
00:19:08,785 --> 00:19:12,191
Soon, chaos blossomed
and people died.

295
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,960
So I stopped the test

296
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before the rest of China
was destroyed.

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I reverted the corrupted mogwai
to their original states

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and brought them
to a new safe home...

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The Valley of Jade.

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It was my last creation since,
well,

301
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,211
since I bet on humanity
and lost.

302
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,946
I hung up my clay knife...

303
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,784
and said goodbye.

304
00:19:41,252 --> 00:19:42,554
Since I didn't want to hear

305
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"I told you so" for eternity,

306
00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:48,827
I've been avoiding my brother
in this tavern ever since.

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00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:53,065
Except one day a year
where I travel to Shanghai
for dumplings.

308
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:54,900
So now that you know, tell me,

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00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:59,538
would you send dumb,
destructive humans
to The Valley of Jade?

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[Gizmo speaking mogwai]

311
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:08,713
My dear, sweet, adorable,
"too kind-hearted
for this or any world" mogwai,

312
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,182
stop it!

313
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,084
There is not one word
you can say that will
make me--

314
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:14,386
Wait. Is that...

315
00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:21,626
Did you dummies
break the rules?

316
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,796
Not all of them.

317
00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:30,302
Of course. And, as always,
I'm the one who
cleans up your mess.

318
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,508
Uh, you're going to
clean it up with rhythm?

319
00:20:36,608 --> 00:20:40,412
Why isn't this working?

320
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,715
[groaning]

321
00:20:56,728 --> 00:20:58,430
Drink?
[laughing]

322
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:20,519
Poison!

323
00:21:20,617 --> 00:21:22,254
But who poisons a goddess?

324
00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:25,790
[Greene] Greetings,
Goddess Nuwa!
[knocking on window]

325
00:21:25,889 --> 00:21:28,193
And other mortals
of little importance.

326
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,562
Oh, no.
Anyone but him right now.

327
00:21:30,661 --> 00:21:32,932
My associates
have you surrounded.

328
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,135
Hand over the mogwai
and I shall grant you
safe passage,

329
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:40,572
as well as an antidote
to the poison in your veins.

330
00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:44,343
Refuse and, If I may be blunt,

331
00:21:44,442 --> 00:21:47,379
you will die!

332
00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:50,015
Very intimidating delivery,
sir.

333
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,092
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