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[wind howling, thunder rumbling]

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♪

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[loud splashing]

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♪

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[clock tolling]

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[brakes screeching]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[seagulls squawking]

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Yeah, I think we're okay.

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No villagers with flaming
torches and pitchforks.

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Mind you,
it is still quite early.

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You're not funny, you know?

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You don't have to do this.

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You could just take the day off.

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Why would I do that?

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Perhaps because you didn't
get a wink of sleep.

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Says who?

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Maggie, we've been married
30 years,

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do you think I don't know the
difference between you sleeping

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and you just lying there
all night with your eyes closed?

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[scoffs, laughs]
What?

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Nothing, I just...
I'm just trying to work out

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if that is sweet or creepy.

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I'm fine, I promise.

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All right, okay...

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And we've been married

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31years, by the way.

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I know that,
just rounding down.

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Carol!

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Oh do you think I should go--
No!

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She's on her way to work,
just leave it.

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[keys jingling]

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[car door closes]

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You're right.

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Baby steps is what's
needed here.

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And I need to work out
exactly what I'm going to say

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to all of them.

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The last thing
I need to do now

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is to rush--
[honks horn]

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[Maggie gasps]

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[exhales]
Is she looking?

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I don't know,
your head's in the way.

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Do you want me to check or...
No! No!

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Otherwise you might
make eye contact,

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and then you'll have to wave,

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and I'll have to wave.

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And the whole thing
will just seem sarcastic.

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Maybe... drive away then?

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I'm gonna drive away.

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[keys jingling]

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[engine starts]

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♪

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♪

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[children laughing, chattering]

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[school bell ringing]

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[phone chirps]

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JILL:
I don't...

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I mean it's just
unbelievable.

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[door opens]

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Oh Roxanna, can I just
have a quick word, hun?

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Okay.

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[door opens,
places coffee pot down]

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♪

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[door closes]

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Sorry, can I just...

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[phone chirps]

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♪

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[women chuckling]

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Oh, for God's sake.

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[seagulls squawking]
Oi!

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♪

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[footsteps approaching]

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Didn't you see 'em?
Didn't I see who?

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Rubberneckers.
Who?

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The people staring at you
like you're in a zoo exhibit.

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What people?

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The couple who live opposite.

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Oh...

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I mean, I wouldn't mind but
they never even come in here.

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Well, maybe they will now.

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Not after what I just
said to 'em.

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[sighs]
What?

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You should sue
the radio station.

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Nah, I just wanna forget
about it.

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You should at least
sue Maggie Cole.

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You know she's always
been like this.

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She used to work
at the school

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when I was there.

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Sent me to the old headmistress
for pretending to smoke.

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Pretending to?
I was only eight years old.

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It was only a bit
of rolled up graph paper.

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Go on...

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sue her, it'll be fun.

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I told you,
I just wanna forget about it.

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If you see anymore
rubberneckers,

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don't swear at them till they've
bought at least one pint, eh?

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This is still a business.

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[phone chirps, vibrates]

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♪

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[keys jingling]

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Is something wrong?

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No.

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Just Liam sent me another one
of his unfunny jokes again.

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[phone chirps]

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♪

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[phone chirps]

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♪

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[exhales]

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[seagulls squawking,
people laughing]

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[laughing continues]

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♪

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[phone chirps]

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[seagulls squawking]

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♪

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JAMIE:
You really didn't need
to come with me you know?

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BECKA:
Moral support.

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Hello, this is a nice surprise.

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Yeah, might wanna hold that
thought Maggie.

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[door closes]
MAGGIE:
Sorry?

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Think we should go inside, Mum.

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♪

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No infection,

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no inflammation, and...

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certainly no
novelty pencil eraser.

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But he said he shoved it
right in, all the way.

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Mrs. Jarvis,
if he had,

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then I assure you he'd either be
completely deaf

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or completely dead.

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As he appears to be neither
I'm going to suggest

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he's either lying
or it simply fell out.

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My Tommy don't lie.

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Then I refer you
to option B.

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Right.

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[keyboard keys clacking]

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Of course you know where he
got it from, don't you?

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A school trip up the Keep.

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[stops typing]

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That Maggie Cole runs it,
don't she?

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I've no idea.

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Yeah, yeah, she does.

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I was just reading about
that radio interview

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she gave, actually.
Yes, well,

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if I were you Mrs. Jarvis,
I'd spend less time

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worrying about what some...
hang on.

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What do you mean reading?

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Reading about it where?

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Do I get a lolly now or what?

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Yeah, after some lunch.

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♪

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Well, what am I looking at?

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Your interview, Mum.

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And...

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it's trending.

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"Trending"?

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it's trending.

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Slap bang between
the "X Factor" final

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and International Pets Day.

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[stammering]:
But I don't understand.

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Well, someone posted it
online last night

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and since then it's been

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retweeted, like...
1,200 times.

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Oh God.

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It's basically become a meme.

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A meme?

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Yeah, you know, like the woman
that punched the horse?

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[quietly]:
Becks?

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I'm just explaining it to her.

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[quietly]:
Oh God...

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The things people are saying!

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[phone ringing]

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They're just trolls, Maggie.

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[ringing continues]

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Oh, uh...

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Thurlbury... Castle?
Fort.

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Keep.
Keep.

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Uh... yeah, she is.

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Mum?
Yes?

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Dad.
Right.

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Peter? Peter?

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I'm a meme!

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I know, love, I know.

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♪

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[door closes]

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♪

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8,000 retweets in 24 hours.

188
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There aren't 8,000 people
in Thurlbury!

189
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That means absolutely
everybody's seen it by now.

190
00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,686
Even the bloody Queen
has probably seen it.

191
00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:09,323
Right, well that's my O.B.E.
up the swanny then.

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What are you doing?

193
00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,671
What do you mean
what am I doing?

194
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I'm looking out the window.

195
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Why can't I look
out the window?

196
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It's my window!

197
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Right, I mean I like to think
of it as ourwindow

198
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but that doesn't...

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Oooh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Well, now where are you going?

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♪

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[door closes]

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♪

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00:08:40,071 --> 00:08:41,281
Carol.

205
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Carol, please wait, Carol!

206
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What?

207
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,774
I just want to say
that I'm sorry.

208
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Well, now you have.
And I want to let you know

209
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that I am gonna make it right,
all of it.

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I am.

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If you could just hear me out

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for five minutes,
Carol, please!

213
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You're gonna have to talk to me
eventually.

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Why?
Well, because...

215
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,955
because you're my doctor.

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00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,535
Going private.

217
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,033
[seagulls squawking]

218
00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,127
[gate shuts loudly]

219
00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:08,241
[door opens]

220
00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:13,757
♪

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00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,210
[sighs]

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00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:19,320
♪

223
00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:25,147
[seagulls squawking]

224
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♪

225
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,606
Hi, Emil.

226
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,649
Hey.
[places basket down]

227
00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,506
I see you've had a run on
Marcus Ormansby's.

228
00:09:39,509 --> 00:09:42,999
Ah, people buy them to see
if they appear in them.

229
00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,066
[scanner beeps]
Which they don't.

230
00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,587
Are you okay?

231
00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,349
[sighing]:
No Jill, no,
it's not been a good day.

232
00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:51,488
Oh...

233
00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:53,937
Ditto.

234
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,218
Is Roxy at home?

235
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:57,415
She came straight home
and straight to her room,

236
00:09:57,424 --> 00:10:01,844
just like when she was
a teenager and she was upset.

237
00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:04,022
I never knew what to say
for the best then either.

238
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:06,807
[scanner beeps]
Well, judging from how
she's turned out,

239
00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,233
I'd guess you always managed
to say the right thing.

240
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,849
[scanner beeps]
I hope so.

241
00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,441
Thank you, Jill.

242
00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,267
[scanner beeps]

243
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:19,860
[places book down]

244
00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,760
Well...

245
00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:25,759
Never actually read one,
plus...

246
00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:27,453
I kind of like the title.

247
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:30,114
Mm...
[chuckles]

248
00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,152
[scanner beeps]

249
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,741
[birds squawking]

250
00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:37,644
NEIL:
All right, kidda?

251
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,977
Where's your mum?
Upstairs.

252
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,541
Dad?

253
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:42,847
Are we millionaires?

254
00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:45,849
[exhales]

255
00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,162
[footsteps ascending,
video game chirping]

256
00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:51,793
What are you doing?

257
00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,619
Come on, you don't want Josh
seeing this.

258
00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:55,208
[zips bag]
I think it's a bit too late

259
00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:56,516
for that don't you?

260
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,547
We said we weren't
gonna touch it.

261
00:10:58,554 --> 00:10:59,974
We said we'd leave it
for a year

262
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,139
and only then spend it
in small amounts!

263
00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:03,974
I know, I just...

264
00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:06,803
we were just sitting on it
though Kelly, £70,000, I just...

265
00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:09,744
wanted something
to make it feel real, you know?

266
00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,878
A sportscar, Neil?

267
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:16,988
I mean... couldn't you have gone
with a new TV or something?

268
00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,086
I'm surprised you didn't get
a personalized number plate

269
00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,131
while you were at it.

270
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:28,311
[sighing]:
Oh Neil, you haven't?

271
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,898
K-E-L-L-1-3.
[groans]

272
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,136
I know you're Kelly with a "Y"

273
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:35,899
but that was
already taken so.

274
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:37,702
It's on order,
it's supposed to be a surprise.

275
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,417
It was. It is.

276
00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,493
You might as well have got one
that spelled out "thief."

277
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,224
Don't say that, Kelly.

278
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:48,740
We didn't steal anything,
you know we didn't, we just...

279
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,432
we took advantage
of an opportunity.

280
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,234
That's all.

281
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:55,890
And nothing has changed.

282
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,507
Nothing's changed?!

283
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,479
Neil, the entire village thinks
we've won the lottery.

284
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,928
♪

285
00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:05,349
Well, maybe that's the answer.

286
00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:06,615
What is?

287
00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:09,522
What you just said.
What?

288
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,561
The entire village thinks
we've won the lottery,

289
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,489
who's to say we haven't?

290
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:19,813
♪

291
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,949
Carol?

292
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,583
I take it you've heard what
the number one trending topic

293
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:29,705
across the county today is?

294
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,274
I have, yes.

295
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,577
So are you gonna tell me
where you've been?

296
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,510
There.
Really?

297
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:38,034
On a Monday?

298
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,483
Must've been a bit of
a surprise.

299
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:42,182
And how exactly did you explain
that sudden little...

300
00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:44,135
It's over.

301
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,522
What?

302
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:48,043
[exhaling]:
I ended it.

303
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,223
It's over.

304
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:53,216
♪

305
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:02,024
[seagulls squawking]

306
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,272
MAGGIE:
It was too soon, wasn't it?

307
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:07,926
Me trying to talk to Carol,
it was too soon.

308
00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:10,125
I thought you didn't wanna talk
about this?

309
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,554
I don'twant
to talk about it

310
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,209
and I'm nottalking
about it.

311
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,346
Right then.

312
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,275
[sighs]

313
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,798
It was too soon wasn't it?
[sighs]

314
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,318
[chuckling]:
I don't know, Maggie.

315
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,796
You know, it's not like

316
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,391
there's a set of rules
for this sort of thing.

317
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:26,909
But if there were?

318
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:30,089
I dunno if there were
uh... maybe something like,

319
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,425
you know if you are going
to publicly announce,

320
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:35,122
on the radio, that, uh,
that a woman's husband

321
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:38,064
is having an affair
behind her back

322
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:41,718
with a man...
[groans]

323
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,437
Maybe give it, you know,
48 hours

324
00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:46,273
before bringing it up?

325
00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:48,143
And I gave it 24.
You gave it 24.

326
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,277
Probably where I went wrong.

327
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:51,276
Probably where you went wrong.
[sighs]

328
00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:55,494
It'll be 48 hours tomorrow?
Oh, you...

329
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,149
Sorry, sorry.

330
00:13:57,146 --> 00:14:02,116
♪

331
00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:09,258
[groans]

332
00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:14,132
[gasps]

333
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:15,339
[continues groaning]
Morning!

334
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,057
Nothing!

335
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:19,313
It's...

336
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,996
♪

337
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,548
Jamie?

338
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,761
What's up?

339
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,139
I'm running late.

340
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,970
Ah! I'm gonna miss
the team huddle.

341
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,519
Estate agents huddle?

342
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,352
Yeah, estate agents huddle.

343
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,972
Why can't
estate agents huddle?

344
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:35,254
I don't know, I suppose they can
if they want.

345
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:36,573
You might wanna forgo
this one though.

346
00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:39,565
Why?

347
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,778
Becka...
[keys jingling]

348
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,496
why am I forgoing my huddle?

349
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,302
Uh, that's a sentence
I bet you never thought

350
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:45,777
you'd say out loud.

351
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,401
Sorry.

352
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:49,163
I'm just trying to lighten
the mood before you flip out.

353
00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:50,964
Well, I should've left
like ten minutes ago.

354
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,549
What's so important that
it's gonna make me flip out?

355
00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:58,756
♪

356
00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:01,109
Yeah...
that'll do it all right.

357
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:05,037
Do you need a huddle?

358
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:08,182
It says I broke the internet--
did I?

359
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:09,463
Did I break the internet?

360
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,810
Oh, I think the internet
will be all right.

361
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:13,497
I can't believe
they've done this.

362
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,228
What will they all think?

363
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,465
I almost wish
it was my photo instead,

364
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,819
splashed over the front cover.

365
00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:21,956
[mouth full]:
Do you?

366
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:26,925
Well, turn to page three...

367
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,956
[Maggie groans]

368
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,581
Oh... [groans]

369
00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,144
[stammering]:
That's from
the Halloween disco.

370
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,378
They must've got it
from the school website.

371
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,830
Yeah, but there's loads

372
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,630
of much better pictures of me
on there!

373
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,895
It's as if they've chosen
this one deliberately.

374
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,803
It-it does get worse,

375
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,421
they've got your age
wrong too.

376
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:45,084
What? What?
[telephone ringing]

377
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,672
64!?

378
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,499
[telephone continues ringing]

379
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:49,709
Hello?

380
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:50,877
It's Jamie.

381
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,610
Tell him I already know.

382
00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,086
She already knows.

383
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,581
She already knows.

384
00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:56,885
Does she know about her age?

385
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,170
Is she okay?
Is she handling it?

386
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,576
[groans]
Yeah, yeah,

387
00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:05,482
she's, um... just hang on
two secs, Jamie...

388
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,171
Here.

389
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,043
You can take the car today,
I've decided to call in sick.

390
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,447
Where are you going?

391
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,322
Where do people usually go
when they call in sick?

392
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:15,557
To see the doctor.

393
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,670
No, no, wait, Maggie!

394
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,046
Maggie!
[door opens]

395
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,357
Oh, sh...
[door closes]

396
00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:21,498
JAMIE [on phone]:
Sorry?

397
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:23,087
Ts... pfft... oh...

398
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:29,885
[hip-hop music blaring
on car speakers]

399
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,885
[engine and music stops,
seatbelts click]

400
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,127
Reckon he's seen the paper?

401
00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:36,961
SYDNEY:
Don't know, don't care,
it's not true anyway.

402
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,581
Don't do that here.
What?

403
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:40,864
Outside Mr. Biggs?

404
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,931
Aww, you're sweet.

405
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,762
Do you still believe
in the tooth fairy too?

406
00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,352
Hey, if it means

407
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,870
I'm getting a fiver
under my pillow then, yeah.

408
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:50,178
[laughing]:
As if anybody is paying
a fiver for your teeth.

409
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:51,421
Why, what do you mean?

410
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:54,434
What's the matter
with my teeth?

411
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:55,737
Nothing, Liam,

412
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,258
they are very, very
nice teeth.

413
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,498
Mm...

414
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,711
It's your brain
I'm worried about.

415
00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:04,441
See you tonight.
Yeah.

416
00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:05,577
[Sydney taps him]

417
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:08,916
[seagulls squawking nearby]

418
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,274
Oi, Syd!

419
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:13,140
Look, now it's all out
in the open,

420
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:15,375
why don't you just ask him?

421
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:16,549
Sure.

422
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,312
I'll get right on that.

423
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:24,153
[seagulls squawking,
footsteps retreating]

424
00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:27,076
Morning.
Morning.

425
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,880
CAROL [quietly]:
What's she doing here?

426
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,765
MEGAN [quietly]:
She asked to see you.
I asked what it was about,

427
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:31,883
she said it was personal.

428
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:37,127
So I told her
you can't see the doctor

429
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,015
unless you have a medical reason
to see the doctor.

430
00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:41,684
So she said she had one,
so I said what is it?

431
00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:43,371
So she said it's personal.

432
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,242
So I said, "If you don't tell me
what it is then I can't

433
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,066
"put it on the system, and if
I don't put it on the system,

434
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,516
then you can't see the doctor,
end of."

435
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:49,785
Yes, and?

436
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:53,592
[person coughing]

437
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:56,179
Trench foot?!

438
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:04,255
♪

439
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,432
KAREN:
Concerned parent 86.

440
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,684
Sorry?

441
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,156
Oh, this woman on our website.

442
00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,541
Well, I assume it's a woman,

443
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,891
sounds like a woman--

444
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,887
keeps making all these sort of
poisonous little posts.

445
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,579
"In light of recent events,

446
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:20,931
"do other parents agree
that the headmaster's position

447
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,197
has become untenable,"

448
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:24,794
blah blah blah,
"conflict of interest..."

449
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,003
whinge, whinge, whinge.

450
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,521
"Best for the school..."

451
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,040
I mean as if any of this Peter--
is Mr. Cole's fault.

452
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,770
If you ask me,

453
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,526
he's the real victim here.

454
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:36,047
Oh, after all of you lot

455
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,075
with your pictures in the paper,
obviously.

456
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,292
[clicks mouse]

457
00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:44,946
Oh, Jill.

458
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,751
Hello.

459
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:50,126
Um... Roxanna's not feeling very
well so she's gonna go home.

460
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,509
Oh right.

461
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:52,889
And what's, um...
what's wrong?

462
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,240
Oh, uh...

463
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,547
I've got a free period

464
00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,209
so I'm gonna drive her.

465
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,423
Yeah, of course.

466
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,346
[inhales]

467
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:12,045
It's all getting a bit
out of hand isn't it?

468
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:15,907
Radio, internet, newspaper,
and all because of one women.

469
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,921
Oh, did I hear you say

470
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,086
that Roxanna
was going home sick now?

471
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,580
Oh, I don't know, Karen,

472
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,055
that would depend on whether
you were listening in

473
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,199
to our conversation or not.

474
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,748
No, I was not!

475
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,241
Well, then, presumably
you didn't hear me

476
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,576
say anything of the sort.

477
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:34,694
[stammering]

478
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:38,900
Only if she is then I need
to update my system, do you see?

479
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,391
Well, if you were
listening in

480
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,216
and you did hear me say it

481
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,975
then you'd better update
your system.

482
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,315
Yeah.

483
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,673
It's a tricky one, ain't it?

484
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:53,710
♪

485
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,919
[door closes]

486
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,157
[birds chirping]

487
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,174
Not one word of any of this
is true.

488
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,785
You do know that, don't you?

489
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,617
Of course I do.

490
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:07,138
Poor Roxanna.

491
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,242
Is she okay?

492
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,042
What's she said
about it all?

493
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,797
She's fine.

494
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,247
Really?

495
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,657
Yeah, yeah, honestly.
[places item down]

496
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:16,872
She's good.

497
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,040
So I've heard.

498
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,874
Read it on a toilet wall.

499
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:20,913
It's not funny, Liam.

500
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,909
It's a bit funny.

501
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,291
Go and get changed.

502
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,022
You're coming with me
to visit Nana.

503
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,707
Me?
Why can't he go?

504
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,089
Because unlike you,
I have a job.

505
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,200
Oh yeah, yeah.

506
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,575
I've heard of those.

507
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,576
You did have another one though,
didn't you?

508
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:35,818
A better one,

509
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,680
and then you packed it all in
to come back here,

510
00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:39,414
to Thurlbury.

511
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:42,340
Well, it's because I missed
you Liam, so, so much.

512
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,244
Aww...
Will you go
and get changed?

513
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,383
At least the t-shirt.

514
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:48,804
What's wrong with it?

515
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,279
It's got a cannabis leaf on it,
you bell-end!

516
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,293
Who are you calling a bell-end?

517
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,285
Anyway,
she won't know what it is.

518
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,257
Half the time she doesn't
even know who I am.

519
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,145
Oh, lucky her!
Liam...

520
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,333
All right, god.

521
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,542
See you tonight then, Mum.

522
00:21:06,092 --> 00:21:07,992
You don't regret it, do you?

523
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,720
Coming back?

524
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:10,786
I mean...

525
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:12,196
[sighs]

526
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:18,829
Only I do sometimes feel guilty
that maybe you just...

527
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,619
Mum, it's okay.

528
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:24,009
Big city life wasn't for me.

529
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,656
I needed to get out,
trust me.

530
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,983
I'm glad you did.

531
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,806
Oh...

532
00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:31,285
these last few months,

533
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,150
everything that's happened...

534
00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:36,264
Mum going into that home and...

535
00:21:37,882 --> 00:21:39,162
and your dad...

536
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,402
I don't know
how I would've got through it.

537
00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:46,165
It's okay.

538
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,996
And you really shouldn't
call your brother a bell-end,
you know?

539
00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:50,066
All right.

540
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,477
♪

541
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:56,074
[inhales deeply, exhales]

542
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,041
[telephone ringing]

543
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:02,703
MEGAN [quietly]:
She is, yeah.

544
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,150
Are you sure?

545
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:10,085
Mrs. Cole?

546
00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:12,157
Mm?
The doctor will see you now.

547
00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:15,088
Ah, thank you.
[exhales]

548
00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:18,578
Oh...

549
00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:22,583
[groans]

550
00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:26,972
♪

551
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:30,106
JILL:
You know, Roxy, nobody actually
believes a word of it.

552
00:22:30,107 --> 00:22:32,387
The kids at school don't,
I don't,

553
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,625
and I know for a fact
that your dad won't.

554
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,740
It's tomorrow's
fish and chip paper, that's all.

555
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:40,115
Alex hasn't even spoken
to me since.

556
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:42,187
And it's not like
he'd believe it,

557
00:22:42,188 --> 00:22:44,398
at least I don't think
he would,

558
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,917
it's more likely he's worried
how it would look

559
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:47,116
to his mates or something.

560
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,374
Oh, he's an idiot,
what can I say?

561
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,637
He doesn't deserve you.

562
00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:52,234
And if it makes you feel
any better, I also know

563
00:22:52,232 --> 00:22:56,002
that Geoff Gill in 3C
has a huge crush on you.
He's eight.

564
00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:58,235
Yeah, well, I'm not saying you
don't have a long wait in store,

565
00:22:58,238 --> 00:22:59,998
I'm just saying
you've got options.

566
00:22:59,999 --> 00:23:02,039
[chuckles]

567
00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:03,485
That's better.

568
00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,305
Don't let the buggers
drag you down.

569
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,084
That's what my granny
used to always say.

570
00:23:07,075 --> 00:23:08,935
I know I'm not.

571
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:11,629
Thanks for driving me home.

572
00:23:13,046 --> 00:23:17,566
What goes around comes around,
Roxy, you'll see.

573
00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:22,948
♪

574
00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,580
[unclicks seatbelt]

575
00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:29,891
Marcus?

576
00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:32,241
You're Marcus Ormansby, right?
[sighs]

577
00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:34,208
I am, yes.

578
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,205
And no, before you ask,
none of my books are based on

579
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,857
anyone in this village.

580
00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,454
I've already had three people
stop me this morning.

581
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,802
No, no, no, no, no,
so sorry.

582
00:23:40,798 --> 00:23:42,248
I'm... I'm Jill?

583
00:23:42,248 --> 00:23:44,418
Jill Wheadon?

584
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,113
I'm one of the outed six too.

585
00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:47,914
"Outed six"?

586
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,149
What?

587
00:23:49,151 --> 00:23:50,391
Oh, you mean you haven't...

588
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:52,814
Oh, okay.

589
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:55,540
[paper rustling]

590
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,711
What the...?

591
00:23:58,713 --> 00:23:59,823
"Radiogate"?

592
00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:02,647
Are you kidding me,
that stupid interview?

593
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:04,648
How is this front page news?
[chuckles]

594
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:06,240
Welcome to Thurlbury.
[chuckles]

595
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,997
If it's any consolation,
it is quite a good picture.

596
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:12,448
Not surprised, it was taken
about seven years ago.

597
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,801
Yeah, well,

598
00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:15,347
mine was taking about
a stone and a half ago

599
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:17,150
so I guess we've both
been lucky on that front.
[laughs]

600
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:19,105
Well, this certainly explains
all the funny looks

601
00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,422
I've been getting.

602
00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:23,947
Thanks, I guess.

603
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,984
Actually, um...

604
00:24:27,983 --> 00:24:29,713
I'm a teacher at the
local primary school

605
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,749
and I was wondering if you
might-- oh God, I mean...

606
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,816
say no if you like, but, uh...

607
00:24:33,817 --> 00:24:36,787
would you be up
for coming in some time,

608
00:24:36,785 --> 00:24:40,475
giving the kids a little talk
about writing and that?

609
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,099
[stammering]:
I'm sure they'd love it.

610
00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:44,521
[sighs]
I'm not exactly J.K. Rowling,
you know?

611
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:45,897
I doubt any of them
have even heard of me.

612
00:24:45,898 --> 00:24:49,828
Oh, uh, yeah,
I think they have.

613
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,733
Fair point.

614
00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:53,080
All right, sure, why not?

615
00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:54,487
[exhales]

616
00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:58,774
[sighs]

617
00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:03,403
I suppose us "outed six"
need to stick together, right?

618
00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,228
Right.
[laughs]

619
00:25:05,227 --> 00:25:09,227
[birds twittering]

620
00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:12,651
♪

621
00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:15,479
CAROL:
So hopefully you are now

622
00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:16,859
suitably reassured

623
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:18,660
that you are definitely not
suffering from a malady

624
00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:21,035
that's gone generally unreported
amongst the populous

625
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:23,756
since at least 1949.

626
00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:26,043
[sighs]

627
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:29,797
I've also got a sore throat.

628
00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:31,564
Yes, well, there's a lot of it
going around.

629
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:34,224
It usually clears up
within 24 hours.

630
00:25:34,222 --> 00:25:37,572
But if it doesn't,
I should probably come back,

631
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,500
like tomorrow...

632
00:25:39,503 --> 00:25:42,063
possibly the next day...
[keys clacking]

633
00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:44,467
maybe even the day after that.

634
00:25:44,473 --> 00:25:46,343
Until it clears up.
[stops typing]

635
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:48,437
[exhales]

636
00:25:50,272 --> 00:25:53,102
You have exactly five minutes.

637
00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:56,973
Carol, I am so, so sorry.

638
00:25:56,969 --> 00:25:58,659
You've already said that.
I know, I know,

639
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,460
but I need you to...

640
00:26:00,455 --> 00:26:01,725
I mean,

641
00:26:01,732 --> 00:26:04,942
yes, I could stand here
and try to tell you

642
00:26:04,942 --> 00:26:07,192
that that stupid reporter
got me drunk,

643
00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:09,396
and then he asked me
lots of leading questions,

644
00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:10,805
and then he edited

645
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,190
the whole thing together
completely out of context!

646
00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:15,442
I could try and tell you that.

647
00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:16,535
You pretty much are.

648
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:20,410
But I, I don't want to do that.

649
00:26:20,406 --> 00:26:22,506
Even though
that is the whole truth,

650
00:26:22,511 --> 00:26:24,001
by the way.

651
00:26:23,996 --> 00:26:26,516
I don't want to do that,
I want to...

652
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,065
I want to make it right,

653
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:31,559
I want to fix whatever issues
I may have caused--

654
00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:34,515
completely inadvertently--

655
00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:36,703
between you and your husband--
honestly, Carol,

656
00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:39,248
that is all I care about.

657
00:26:39,252 --> 00:26:40,502
[exhales]

658
00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:45,023
Um...

659
00:26:45,017 --> 00:26:48,117
Have I... caused issues?

660
00:26:49,538 --> 00:26:51,058
I'm sorry, Maggie,
just to be clear,

661
00:26:51,057 --> 00:26:55,167
are you actually asking me
whether your radio announcement,

662
00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:56,475
regarding my husband

663
00:26:56,476 --> 00:26:58,196
having a homosexual love affair
behind my back,

664
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:01,272
might possibly have caused
a teeny tiny rift

665
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:03,314
in our relationship?

666
00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:07,071
Well... sort of.

667
00:27:07,073 --> 00:27:10,043
But mainly how I can
make it better.

668
00:27:12,113 --> 00:27:13,153
[clicks mouse]

669
00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,598
[keys clacking]

670
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,220
I'm a good listener,

671
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,782
if that counts for anything?

672
00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:25,227
I mean, look, regardless of what
I may or may not have said,

673
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,509
edited,

674
00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:28,816
completely out of context,
[keys clacking]

675
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:32,619
I do know that
you and your husband

676
00:27:32,616 --> 00:27:35,406
obviously love each other
very mu...

677
00:27:35,412 --> 00:27:37,352
Oh! You used to have a...?

678
00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:39,305
It's in the drawer.

679
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,732
[opens drawer]

680
00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:42,138
I put it away after every single
patient that came in

681
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:45,183
started looking at it
and asking me questions.

682
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:48,460
Or worse, looked at it

683
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,809
and deliberately
went out of the way

684
00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:51,006
notto ask me questions,

685
00:27:51,014 --> 00:27:54,334
just awkwardly
sat there instead,

686
00:27:54,327 --> 00:27:58,187
giving me that awful, sad,
sympathetic head tilt

687
00:27:58,193 --> 00:28:00,683
people always do.

688
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,029
I hate that look.

689
00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:03,225
Mm...

690
00:28:04,821 --> 00:28:06,861
Would you like to know
the truth, Maggie?

691
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,342
[stammering]:
Well, I...

692
00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,172
I think you deserve it.

693
00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:12,902
And when I say that

694
00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:16,658
I don't say it in a good way.

695
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:21,010
♪

696
00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:22,599
BRIAN:
I've gotta head out.

697
00:28:22,597 --> 00:28:25,837
In fact,
I won't be back until closing.

698
00:28:25,842 --> 00:28:28,222
The brewery's got this thing
with suppliers in,

699
00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:30,433
it's gonna go on late.

700
00:28:30,432 --> 00:28:32,882
Party, is it?
Hope not.

701
00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:35,273
Look, are you gonna be all right
to handle things here?

702
00:28:35,265 --> 00:28:36,605
Lock up and that?

703
00:28:36,611 --> 00:28:37,921
Double time?

704
00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:38,993
Triple.

705
00:28:41,892 --> 00:28:43,932
I'm kidding, kidding.

706
00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:45,449
Nah, of course I'll be
all right.

707
00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:46,657
You get off.

708
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:49,065
Appreciate it.

709
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:52,139
Brian?

710
00:28:54,698 --> 00:28:56,908
You know nobody believes
that rubbish, don't you?

711
00:28:56,907 --> 00:28:58,737
[seagulls squawking outside]

712
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,217
Okay, to put it another way,

713
00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:02,782
you know if they do

714
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,875
then they're just as loony
as she is.

715
00:29:05,882 --> 00:29:09,092
♪

716
00:29:09,092 --> 00:29:11,652
[quietly]:
See you tomorrow.

717
00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:15,506
♪

718
00:29:15,512 --> 00:29:17,962
[children laughing]

719
00:29:17,963 --> 00:29:21,523
Yeah, something tickling
you all?

720
00:29:21,518 --> 00:29:23,138
My mum said you married
a frog-horn.

721
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:28,150
I suspect she said "fog horn,"
actually, young Hayley.

722
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:31,285
Actually, did I hear you got
a gold star recently

723
00:29:31,286 --> 00:29:32,426
for your 12 times table?

724
00:29:32,425 --> 00:29:34,115
Yes, sir.

725
00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:35,357
Very good.

726
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,739
Do you know,
I used to teach your mother,

727
00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:39,051
and I remember she always had
a lot of trouble

728
00:29:39,053 --> 00:29:40,403
with the old 12 times table.

729
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:41,779
So why don't you

730
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:45,200
get her to recite it tonight
at tea time?

731
00:29:45,197 --> 00:29:46,407
Hey?

732
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:48,365
Good girl.

733
00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,132
[children chattering]

734
00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:52,513
Jill.

735
00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:59,556
So...

736
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:00,556
How is she?

737
00:30:00,557 --> 00:30:01,967
Roxanna?

738
00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:06,632
Upset, hurt, confused.

739
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:10,052
Yeah...

740
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:11,259
And you?

741
00:30:11,257 --> 00:30:15,877
So... no, no,
stupid question, sorry.

742
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:18,613
It's not your fault.

743
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,129
♪

744
00:30:21,129 --> 00:30:27,099
I know she's texted you
a dozen times...

745
00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:29,311
and I know you haven't
replied yet.

746
00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:31,690
And I don't blame you.

747
00:30:31,691 --> 00:30:36,901
Um... Jill,
it's breaking her heart.

748
00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:40,324
If you can just talk to her?

749
00:30:40,321 --> 00:30:45,951
♪

750
00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:55,444
His son?

751
00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,859
That's right, Maggie.

752
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,925
That's who your
friend of a friend

753
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:01,716
saw him with,
not his lover I'm afraid,

754
00:31:01,721 --> 00:31:03,791
just his son.

755
00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,692
You mean from a
previous marriage?

756
00:31:05,691 --> 00:31:07,041
No, I mean from his current one.

757
00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:12,767
There never was another man,
Maggie, but...

758
00:31:13,423 --> 00:31:15,603
there is another woman.

759
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:19,457
♪

760
00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:21,023
We met at a
pharmaceutical conference

761
00:31:21,017 --> 00:31:23,607
he was repping at.

762
00:31:23,605 --> 00:31:25,395
Started as an affair,

763
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,470
of which I've had many,

764
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:31,750
and then it became
something else...

765
00:31:31,751 --> 00:31:33,061
something I'd always been
looking for

766
00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:36,273
but never believed
I could have...

767
00:31:36,273 --> 00:31:39,693
a family-free, child-free,
completely committed,

768
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,280
non-committed relationship.

769
00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:45,629
And marriage, of a sort.

770
00:31:47,008 --> 00:31:48,108
What...?

771
00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:49,603
I think the word
you're currently

772
00:31:49,597 --> 00:31:52,767
clawing your brain for here,
Maggie, is bigamy.

773
00:31:55,396 --> 00:31:56,916
Carefree, victimless,

774
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,915
Monday to Friday bigamy.

775
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,328
Not in the legal sense,
of course,

776
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:03,823
he was never actually
my husband,

777
00:32:03,818 --> 00:32:08,028
but move a ring one finger down
and, uh...

778
00:32:08,029 --> 00:32:09,759
[humorless chuckle]:
people stop asking questions.

779
00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:14,141
Of course, that's all over now,
isn't it?

780
00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:19,489
Your... edited, out of context
interview has seen to that.

781
00:32:20,904 --> 00:32:22,184
He chose me.

782
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:26,428
And now I've got everything
I never wanted,

783
00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:30,847
just him and me
forever and ever,

784
00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:35,705
till nervous breakdown
do us part.

785
00:32:37,231 --> 00:32:39,231
Oh, that's some hot gossip
for you, isn't it?

786
00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:43,003
Juicier than any you got
your 15 minutes of fame over.

787
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,925
Will I be seeing it on Loose
Womentomorrow afternoon?

788
00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,139
I don't...

789
00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:49,997
[stammering]:
I, I won't tell a soul.

790
00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:52,662
Oh, I know you won't.

791
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:55,530
And it's going to
absolutely kill you, isn't it?

792
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:02,669
Well...
I think that's our time up.

793
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,470
[keys clacking]

794
00:33:04,465 --> 00:33:10,395
♪

795
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:18,653
[door closes, stops typing]

796
00:33:18,651 --> 00:33:22,691
[birds twittering]

797
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:25,590
♪

798
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,009
[rings doorbell]

799
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:35,909
Uh... Christopher, isn't it?

800
00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:37,260
Is your mum home?

801
00:33:37,256 --> 00:33:42,636
♪

802
00:33:42,641 --> 00:33:45,711
Hello.

803
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:47,923
[leaves rustling]

804
00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:49,412
[doorbell rings]

805
00:33:49,406 --> 00:33:51,546
JAMIE:
So, what she actually
say then, Mum?

806
00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:53,126
[forced]:
Nothing.

807
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:54,764
Well, she can't have just
sat there in silence,

808
00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:57,996
she must've said something?

809
00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:00,001
Well, she told me
I don't have trench foot.

810
00:34:00,003 --> 00:34:03,043
Oh well, there we go then,
every cloud, eh?

811
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,111
[door closes]
PETER:
Uh... Maggie?

812
00:34:08,908 --> 00:34:10,148
Jill...

813
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:15,637
Right, I think we should...

814
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:18,299
Yeah, come on.
Come on.

815
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,059
Jill...

816
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,550
Peter thought I should
come and talk to you.

817
00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,756
I don't see the point myself,
I mean what can you say?

818
00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:31,928
"I'm sorry"?

819
00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:34,761
Well... I am sorry.

820
00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:38,802
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you are.

821
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,700
After all...

822
00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:44,049
you've come out of this a lot
worse than I have.

823
00:34:44,047 --> 00:34:46,257
Have you, uh...

824
00:34:46,256 --> 00:34:47,906
still got that notebook?

825
00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:49,333
All the stuff you were planning

826
00:34:49,328 --> 00:34:52,258
for Thurlbury's
big anniversary celebrations?

827
00:34:52,262 --> 00:34:54,512
Uh... well, yes, I have, but...
Good.

828
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:58,438
I think it might be better
if you give it to me.

829
00:34:58,441 --> 00:35:00,411
♪

830
00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:04,998
You don't really think that
you can still do it, do you?

831
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:06,969
[chuckling]:
Not now.

832
00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,276
Surely even you
don't think that?

833
00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:12,969
But I'm Thurlbury's
local historian.

834
00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:16,672
You run a gift shop, Maggie.

835
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,456
You just run a gift shop.

836
00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:23,471
♪

837
00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:27,127
Can I have the notebook?

838
00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:29,962
Yeah.

839
00:35:31,991 --> 00:35:36,131
♪

840
00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:41,042
Thank you.

841
00:35:45,073 --> 00:35:47,593
I'll see myself out.

842
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,766
[door opens, closes]

843
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,320
PETER:
Well...

844
00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:57,023
Well, that was
pretty brutal.

845
00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:58,326
Mum?

846
00:35:58,328 --> 00:35:59,948
You okay?

847
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,850
No.

848
00:36:01,849 --> 00:36:04,129
No, I'm not okay.

849
00:36:04,127 --> 00:36:06,747
Pissed off is what I am.

850
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,620
I'm pig bloody sick of it,
all of it!

851
00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:12,996
I did nothing wrong!

852
00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:14,898
Well, all right, yes,
technically

853
00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:16,586
I did do something wrong,

854
00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:17,928
but I'm not the one who

855
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,454
stuck it on the radio.

856
00:36:19,453 --> 00:36:22,253
I didn't twittle about it
on the internet!

857
00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:25,599
I didn't splash it
all over the newspaper!

858
00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:27,907
I'm not gonna be made to feel
like a pariah

859
00:36:27,909 --> 00:36:29,739
in my own village.

860
00:36:29,739 --> 00:36:31,329
In fact, do you know what
we're going to do?

861
00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,117
We're going to go out there,
all of us,

862
00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:35,231
we are going to walk to the pub

863
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:36,677
with our heads held high,

864
00:36:36,677 --> 00:36:38,327
we're going in there,
we're gonna sit down,

865
00:36:38,334 --> 00:36:41,374
we're gonna have a drink
as a family, just like normal!

866
00:36:41,371 --> 00:36:43,201
What do you mean like normal?

867
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,411
We have literally never
done that ever.

868
00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,000
Well, maybe
it's high time we did.

869
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,593
[shakily]:
Yeah.

870
00:36:52,589 --> 00:36:57,489
♪

871
00:36:57,491 --> 00:37:01,121
[door closes]

872
00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:02,935
CAROL:
I think you're probably
going to have to spend

873
00:37:02,944 --> 00:37:05,954
the next 40 years of your life
trying to make it up to her.

874
00:37:05,947 --> 00:37:11,467
And at least a quarter of that
sleeping in the spare bedroom.

875
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,990
But we've both agreed
that's where your home is.

876
00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:16,681
She's waiting for you now.

877
00:37:16,682 --> 00:37:18,622
And us?

878
00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:23,995
Alan... you know that this
would never work.

879
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,590
You know that this was

880
00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:27,208
never the deal.

881
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,110
You love me,

882
00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,588
I love you,

883
00:37:30,593 --> 00:37:33,423
you love her,
that was what worked.

884
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:35,743
♪

885
00:37:35,736 --> 00:37:37,286
[sighs]

886
00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:43,298
But everyone thinks
I'm the victim here.

887
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:46,465
That's not a role I can play.

888
00:37:46,471 --> 00:37:48,511
No more than I can
play the role you need

889
00:37:48,507 --> 00:37:51,407
in your life
from here on out.

890
00:37:51,407 --> 00:37:53,367
We both know that.

891
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,143
[exhales]

892
00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:59,066
[picks up luggage]

893
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,659
♪

894
00:38:04,799 --> 00:38:08,179
♪

895
00:38:13,256 --> 00:38:15,706
[car trunk unlocks]

896
00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:19,947
♪

897
00:38:19,952 --> 00:38:22,992
[indistinct chatter]

898
00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:26,720
[chatter quiets]

899
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:32,483
[quietly]:
Is it just me or does it feel
like somewhere a piano player

900
00:38:32,482 --> 00:38:33,832
just abruptly stopped playing?

901
00:38:35,865 --> 00:38:38,695
[people whispering]

902
00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:41,485
Okay, uh, if you,
you get them in?

903
00:38:41,491 --> 00:38:42,561
Yeah.

904
00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:43,941
And I'll just find a table.

905
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,912
This one's free.
The one right in the middle?

906
00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:48,499
Yes, the one
right in the middle, yes.

907
00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:51,738
[chatter picking up]

908
00:38:54,746 --> 00:38:56,366
All right, sir?

909
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,438
Oh, Liam, you got a job?

910
00:38:58,439 --> 00:39:01,579
No, uh, girlfriend asked us
to give her a hand

911
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:04,170
while the boss man's away
on business.

912
00:39:04,169 --> 00:39:05,689
Actually, after
what I've been reading

913
00:39:05,688 --> 00:39:08,448
it's, it's lucky for you
that he is.

914
00:39:08,449 --> 00:39:10,139
Oh, you can read now, can you?

915
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:13,450
Oh, well done, I know
you'd master it eventually.
What?

916
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:15,284
Two and a half pints
of Thurlbury

917
00:39:15,283 --> 00:39:18,323
and a rum and coke, please.

918
00:39:28,573 --> 00:39:30,753
[seagulls squawking outside]

919
00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:43,279
[exhales]
It's perfect.

920
00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,897
Oh I... I dunno, Neil.

921
00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:51,534
the... the numbers look wrong,
it's a different like thingy--

922
00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:52,697
like font?
What?

923
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,460
Nobody's gonna notice that.

924
00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:58,571
It's basically just for show,
the hard part is over.

925
00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:02,398
She might not know it,
but Maggie Cole's seen to that.

926
00:40:04,609 --> 00:40:07,029
Can't be a lie if everyone
already believes it now, can it?

927
00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:11,745
♪

928
00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:16,902
[objects clattering]

929
00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:19,277
MAGGIE [quietly]:
Well at least everyone's
stopped staring now.

930
00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:23,320
Well, most of them have.

931
00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:25,107
Well, those two have.

932
00:40:25,112 --> 00:40:26,532
NEIL:
Actually...

933
00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:28,177
Mum, I think they're
German tourists.

934
00:40:28,184 --> 00:40:32,364
Let them stare as well if
they want, who cares, you know?

935
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,670
[exhales]

936
00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:35,402
So it was the right move.

937
00:40:35,398 --> 00:40:37,368
Yeah, it really was, Mum.

938
00:40:38,608 --> 00:40:41,818
Oh yeah,
it's not awkward at all.

939
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:46,788
[pub chatter]

940
00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:48,619
What?
I said it wasn't awkward.

941
00:40:50,275 --> 00:40:52,035
[quietly]:
Oh, God.

942
00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:53,685
What's she doing in the pub?
She's a doctor.

943
00:40:53,692 --> 00:40:56,942
PETER [sighing]:
It's fine.

944
00:40:56,937 --> 00:40:58,657
I doubt she'll even wanna...

945
00:40:58,663 --> 00:40:59,733
[sing-songy]:
And here she comes.

946
00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,803
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

947
00:41:01,804 --> 00:41:03,154
Maggie?

948
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:05,670
Carol.
[chatter stops]

949
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:09,980
I just want you to know that
everything you said was true.

950
00:41:09,984 --> 00:41:12,304
I don't...
I got the whole story

951
00:41:12,297 --> 00:41:14,607
out of him tonight.

952
00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:18,860
He was living a lie
and he made me a part of it.

953
00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:22,237
So he's gone.

954
00:41:22,238 --> 00:41:24,648
Oh, um...

955
00:41:24,654 --> 00:41:26,484
Now, don't get me wrong,
you had no right

956
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,834
to discuss my life in public
like that.

957
00:41:28,831 --> 00:41:30,631
No right.

958
00:41:33,007 --> 00:41:34,147
But...

959
00:41:34,146 --> 00:41:36,736
if you hadn't, then...

960
00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:40,945
I suppose I never would've
found out the truth.

961
00:41:40,946 --> 00:41:45,016
So, as far as I'm concerned,
that's the end of it.

962
00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:50,019
♪

963
00:41:56,444 --> 00:41:58,654
How's your sore throat?

964
00:41:58,654 --> 00:42:03,284
[stammering]:
Oh uh... yes, lovely, thank...
better, much better.

965
00:42:03,279 --> 00:42:05,939
Glad to hear it.

966
00:42:05,937 --> 00:42:10,387
[pub chatter continues]

967
00:42:15,015 --> 00:42:19,805
Well, that, that was nice,
wasn't it?

968
00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,443
[laughing forcefully]:
Now I bet you're glad

969
00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:24,815
you came, aren't you?

970
00:42:24,818 --> 00:42:28,238
So the doc's fella really was
doing the dirty on her then, eh?

971
00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:30,685
Apparently.

972
00:42:30,686 --> 00:42:32,096
Kind of makes you wonder

973
00:42:32,101 --> 00:42:34,691
what else she was right about,
don't it?

974
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:36,070
No!

975
00:42:36,070 --> 00:42:37,690
It doesn't.

976
00:42:39,764 --> 00:42:41,664
Oh...

977
00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:45,292
[pub chatter continues]

978
00:42:45,286 --> 00:42:48,456
♪

979
00:42:59,024 --> 00:43:02,754
♪

980
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:13,035
[closes drawer]

981
00:43:13,038 --> 00:43:16,488
♪

982
00:43:24,325 --> 00:43:26,805
[opening drawers,
objects rattle]

983
00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:34,824
♪

984
00:43:41,688 --> 00:43:44,618
[exhales sharply]

985
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:49,112
[door closes, keys jingling]

986
00:43:49,109 --> 00:43:51,149
[places keys down]

987
00:43:51,145 --> 00:43:53,725
[Maggie groans]

988
00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,604
PETER:
Hey, come on,

989
00:43:55,598 --> 00:43:57,808
baby steps,
just like you said.

990
00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:01,217
One down, five to go.

991
00:44:01,224 --> 00:44:02,544
And let's be honest here,

992
00:44:02,536 --> 00:44:05,436
she was probably always gonna be
the hardest one.

993
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,015
Probably, yeah.

994
00:44:07,023 --> 00:44:08,443
[kisses]

995
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:10,818
PETER:
I'm gonna go on up.

996
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:12,060
Okay.

997
00:44:14,272 --> 00:44:19,802
♪

998
00:44:28,907 --> 00:44:30,767
♪

999
00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:42,017
[closes laptop]

1000
00:44:42,024 --> 00:44:45,064
♪

1001
00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:54,515
MAGGIE:
I am so sorry, Kelly,

1002
00:44:54,519 --> 00:44:56,309
I really am.

1003
00:44:56,314 --> 00:44:57,904
I mean there was a woman
called me yesterday

1004
00:44:57,902 --> 00:44:59,902
from The Daily Mirror.
Daily Mirror?

1005
00:44:59,904 --> 00:45:03,604
What exactly did they ask
about our family?

1006
00:45:03,597 --> 00:45:05,117
What's to ask? What's to tell?

1007
00:45:05,116 --> 00:45:08,216
No skeletons in our closet,
thank you very much.

1008
00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:11,292
I've managed to arrange for
Marcus Ormansby to come in.

1009
00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:13,504
You do know his books are all
violence, murder, and death?

1010
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,643
Come on, let's get out of here
before she insists on giving you

1011
00:45:15,643 --> 00:45:17,473
a full cavity search too.

1012
00:45:17,473 --> 00:45:19,513
Disgusting!

1013
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:21,929
I've got your money.
Do you not think

1014
00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:23,886
it's a little bit too late
for all that?

1015
00:45:23,893 --> 00:45:25,173
Maggie, what is it?
What's wrong?

1016
00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:27,550
Everything is wonderful,
most amazing news!

1017
00:45:27,552 --> 00:45:30,312
Text me, yeah?

1018
00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:33,353
You mean-- you and Marcus?

1019
00:45:33,351 --> 00:45:34,661
[quietly]:
What am I gonna find there?

1020
00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:36,252
A gun.

1021
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,010
KELLY: It's gotta be
drugs, hasn't it?

1022
00:45:38,011 --> 00:45:39,601
Some kind of drop off.

1023
00:45:39,598 --> 00:45:40,628
We have to call
the police.

1024
00:45:41,428 --> 00:45:42,738
Do we?

1025
00:45:43,671 --> 00:45:48,611
♪