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It's a beautiful afternoon
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in Metro Detroit. Wolverine fans--
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...both ways on I-696.
There's cong...
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...Five day forecast for Metro Detroit.
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪
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♪ Ooo Turbo
Bring it up ♪
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪
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♪ Ooo Turbo
Bring it up ♪
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♪ She don't want no squares
She want a real ♪
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♪ She know I got a big ego
But my bills bigger ♪
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♪ Only certain type of niggas
That can deal with her ♪
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Hey, Kareem!
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♪ Don't let that pretty face
Have you looking stupid as stupid ♪
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♪ But I love it, Turbo
Baby got it all ♪
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♪ She's smart, ghetto
Lay a down ♪
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♪ Don't start
Mellow ♪
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♪ Smoke a nigga out after dark ♪
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♪ I'm a pharaoh, queen poppin'
Work of art ♪
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪...
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Hello!
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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What seems to be the problem, officer?
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♪ Baby ♪...
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You like that?
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- Stay right there. Right there.
- Yeah!
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A bit to the side.
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- Wait.
- What?
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Did you hear that?
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- What?
- Kareem's not home, right?
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Oh God, are you serious?
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Kareem. I thought I saw Kareem.
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Okay, please stop saying my son’s name
while you’re inside of me, okay?
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That can mess a kid up! See his mom
busting down Thotiana with some guy?
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Stop watching BET.
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He’s in school. Why are you
always acting so weird about him?
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Oh, I'm weird?
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Yes.
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First day I met him, he stares me down
like it was day one in the prison yard.
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He has a lot to figure out.
He’s 12!
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He's just shy, okay?
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Well, shy... is not the word
I would choose.
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Look,
Kareem and I come as a package.
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I need to know
that you are serious about this. About us.
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I'm too old to be messing around.
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Nessa, come here.
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Listen, I know you're old.
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That is not the response
I was looking for.
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Came out wrong.
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- God.
- I am serious about this.
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You're the most incredible woman
I've ever met.
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I feel lucky you wanna be with me.
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Yeah.
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And I'm going to make more of an effort
to get to know Kareem.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Now, ma’am, I’m gonna have to ask you
to step away from your clothes
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and put your hands on your boyfriend.
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Come on, please.
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Oh God, you are such a baby.
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Yeah, a baby with a man's penis.
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Oh, come on! You ruined the mood again.
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- Did I?
- Yeah.
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You know, I did.
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I'm the worst!
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A cop? Is she serious?
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Really? Like fucking-fucking?
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I walked upstairs to get my iPad
and there they were. Old people sex.
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Did you do anything?
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I would’ve beat his ass, but...
I don't want to see my mom naked.
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He was making all these
white dude noises, like...
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If she’s gonna date a white guy,
she could at least get one with money.
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- Exactly!
- And not to mention, associating with cops
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is pretty much the only thing
that could ruin your rap career.
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Well, that's not going to happen.
'Cause Imma put an end to that shit.
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You fuck my mom, I’m gonna fuck your life!
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What are you going to do?
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I paid that tenth grader
who just got out of juvie $20
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to give me the whereabouts
of one Orlando Johnson.
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Orlando Johnson is gangster as fuck!
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Yeah, since those Yeezy 350s winded up
being all tanned and meshy and shit,
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I can afford to get that cop
the ass-whooping he deserves.
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Trust me,
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fucking pig stuck his dick
in the wrong blanket.
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Mr. Manning,
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- what're you doing in there?
- I'm takin' a shit!
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And I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for you
to talk to me while I’m taking a shit!
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Your teacher wants you back in class.
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Well, I guess I'll just have to let
the social worker know
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that you've been looking at my dick
through the crack in the stall.
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We're not doing this again, are we?
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Shit!
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Guess what, Gary?
I got pictures of your feet in my area!
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You can't prove those are my feet, okay?
A lot of people wear Crocs in the spring.
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Only perverts wear Crocs, Gary.
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So now, you're gonna tell Ms. Chu
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that I’m working with nine inches soft
and feel free to improvise. I trust you.
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Right.
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Ms. Chu,
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Kareem would like you to understand
that his flaccid penis is nine inches...
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Thank you, Gary,
I heard everything that was said.
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- Oh, shit.
- Kareem,
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if you don't come out
and do your presentation,
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I am going to give you a zero
and call your mother.
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Snitches end up in ditches, Gary.
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Rat bitch.
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All right, guys. Hey, let's keep
this quiet. Don't shoot anybody.
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We don't want this shit on YouTube.
Again.
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Police! Get down!
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Shit!
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- Put your fucking hands in the air!
- Get down!
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- Fire in the hole!
- Get down!
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Get down on the fucking ground!
Everybody, down.
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Get the fuck down!
Do not shoot them!
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Who got these
feign-ass fucking Wet Wipes?
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Miss that bullshit, man.
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Don't come at me with two-ply!
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Fucking two-ply, man.
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I’m coming out the bathroom,
I got a hand full of shi...
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- Fuck!
- Don't shoot!
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Man, get off me!
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Orlando Johnson has escaped.
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Taken under arrest just yesterday
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- in a daring dawn drug bust.
- I'm a world star!
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Great form, Carl.
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A once-promising Detroit hip-hop artist
was the latest casualty
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in the police department's war
on Detroit's narcotics trade.
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- Ow, man!
- Sorry.
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Police were able to seize
and incinerate close to one ton of cocaine
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that was headed for Detroit streets.
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I'm a proud member of Detroit City Metro
today, protecting our kids
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Protecting the tiny nostrils of Detroit.
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Johnson has now made headlines again
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as he managed to escape police custody
yesterday while being transported.
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Woah! Shit!
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APBs have been put out,
and Johnson is now the subject
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of intense city and state-wide manhunts.
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Wait! Woah! Damn it! No!
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Video released
has now gone viral on social media,
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with citizens calling into question
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the competence
of Detroit's Metro Police Department.
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I'd like to remind the citizens
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of social media
that we will leave no stone unturned.
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Orlando Johnson, you will face justice.
Guaranteed.
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Stop it.
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Wow. You don't think that the "guaranteed"
was too much?
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- No way. Not at all.
- Fuck the trolls.
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Yeah.
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"She threatened to forcibly insert
my castrated genitals into my rectum
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and then put those same genitals
in my mouth."
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I'm just trying to make it sound a little
more formal in the official complaint.
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Officer Watts also called me
a bitch several times...
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- You can quote me on that, too.
- What the hell is she doing here?
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I thought we could settle this thing
like police officers.
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Okay, I did lose my temper
and say some things that were harsh,
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just based on the sole fact
that he is a bitch.
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The suspect was not handcuffed properly.
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I don't know if Choi messed up...
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Way to take responsibility for your
fuck up. I mean why stop at blaming Choi?
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Why not blame the academy
for apparently failing to teach you
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how to draw your fucking weapon?
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Or we could blame your PTSD
as a result of your ex-wife leaving you
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to go blow half the Lions practice squad.
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That should give you a sense of the abuse
that I detailed in the report.
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Okay, Watts, tone it down.
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- Is your white knight saving you again?
- He's not my white knight.
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So he's your black knight?
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Is that a fucking Martin Lawrence joke?
This racism? Today? Wow.
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I am not racist. My girlfriend is black.
I find that offensive.
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- Oh my God.
- Shut up. Both of you!
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Watts, apologize to Coffee.
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I'm sorry for verbally abusing you...
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- Was that so hard?
- ...for fucking up the case
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and letting a dangerous criminal
roam free.
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And here we go.
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I'm sorry I tried to throw you a bone
by letting you transport the perp.
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It'd be like if when they captured Saddam,
they were like, "Who should drive?"
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Disabled chocolate lab,
"Can you drive, sir?"
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Just kind of...
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I’m sorry that your vagina is so small.
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First of all, that’s a compliment.
Second, are you saying virg-ina?
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No. Vagin... Vergina.
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- [Linda[ Huh, what's that?
- Vagina. Ver... Vajina.
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Well, I am sorry that honest,
hard-working officers are put in danger
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every fucking time you don that badge!
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That’s what I’m fucking sorry for.
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- Bye, Cap
- James.
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It was her collar
and he did escape on your watch.
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She doesn't have to be such an asshole
about it.
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She's an asshole
because she's one hell of a cop.
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You, on the other hand,
will be reassigned to traffic.
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Somebody get this man
a pair of white gloves and a whistle.
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Oh, your ex says hi.
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Go Lions!
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Kareem specifically asked
that James pick him up from school.
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Shit, he must've figured out
you two were dating.
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- I guess.
- But that could be a good sign, right?
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Kareem wants to hang out with him.
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It could be, but... it's not the coolest
that your mom is dating a cop
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- or a white guy.
- Especially one with no money.
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Look, I'll take a dependable, honest man
over a jerk with money
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any day of the week, okay?
He's a great guy.
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Then ask him to pick up Kareem.
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It’s like a fucking pollen blizzard
out here.
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Hey! What's up?
I was just thinking about you.
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- Hey! Are you busy this afternoon?
- I think I'm pretty open.
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Did you want to...
grind the old coffee beans?
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I got some exciting news.
Kareem needs to go by a friend's house
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to pick something up after school.
I told him I couldn't do it
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because of work and he specifically asked
that you pick him up. Isn't that great?
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Hello?
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Hello. Hi! Sorry, I think the phone
cut out for a second. That's awesome.
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I just think I might be busier
than I thought.
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Gotta check with the captain.
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- I might have some paperwork
- If you don't want to do it, just say so.
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No, I want to do it. I'm sorry.
It's just been a really weird day.
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This other officer at work
called me a racist.
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- What?
- I know, I was like,
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"My girlfriend is black."
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- Oh, no. You didn't say that, did you?
- No. Of course not.
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Maybe. I did. I said it. I...
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I said that.
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Sorry. You know what?
I would love to pick up Kareem at school.
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I really do want to
get to know him better.
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Really? You don't have
too much paperwork, do you?
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Hang on a second.
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What was that? No paperwork?
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Hey, all right. Cool.
No, I'm free.
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Just text me where and when,
and I will be there.
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Thank you so much, James.
This means a lot to me.
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Yeah, it means a lot to me, too. Bye.
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Fuck.
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Reduce, reuse, recycle.
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These are the words we know.
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We have to save our planet
so we can live and grow.
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00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,242
We might be only children,
but we have to try, you'll see.
241
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,620
We will save our planet
and it starts with you and me.
242
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129
Kareem. Did you have any feedback
on Rachel's poem?
243
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:58,008
I thought it was satisfactory.
Can I go to the bathroom?
244
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,572
You've already been four times today.
245
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:03,597
I would rather not explain the condition
behind my excessive bathroom use
246
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,101
in front of the class.
Now, the school day is almost over...
247
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:10,146
If you do not present your poem,
you will be repeating the 5th grade.
248
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,732
Ooh!
249
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,192
Oh, y'all "ooh-ing"? Okay.
250
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,819
Fine.
251
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,030
I'll drop a couple bars for you.
252
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,534
You guys are lucky you're getting
this for free. Soon...
253
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,661
it's only going to be available on Tidal.
254
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,955
And I'm kind of glad somebody's
hearing it though,
255
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,124
because in 2017 when I was recording this,
256
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,960
man, times was hard.
Trying to get some change, getting s...
257
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,086
Get on with it!
258
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,089
- You ready, Dominic?
- Damn straight.
259
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,303
♪ Yeah, uh, yo, check it ♪
260
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,431
♪ I’m a blessing gangster
Through and through ♪
261
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,267
♪ Girl Scout Cookies
Got me looking like Ms. Chu ♪
262
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,729
♪ Because she’s my love
And it’s deep and true ♪
263
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,064
♪ I said, Ms. Chu, girl
This gift is for you ♪
264
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:58,569
♪ I been fiending for sushi
My face wrapped in your coochie ♪
265
00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,653
Kareem!
266
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,948
♪ Girl, I know how to please ya
Pussy numb when you come... ♪
267
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,243
Thank you, Kareem, for showing everyone
how to earn detention.
268
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,416
"If the child acts out,
do not engage in petty squabbling.
269
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,086
They might see you as a threat
to their relationship with their parent."
270
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,379
Yeah, no shit.
271
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,633
Abort.
272
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
Abort the mission.
273
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,430
Sorry, Kareem.
"Dear Vanessa,
274
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:31,852
super sorry, but duty calls.
There is a serial arsonist on the loose."
275
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,649
- Gotta go handle some pig-shit. Yeah.
- Good luck with that shit, man.
276
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,772
Plan's in motion.
277
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,736
"Maybe we can do laser tag next week?
278
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,030
Or in the next few months?"
279
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,366
Hey, come on, man. Let me in.
280
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,701
Shit.
281
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,997
Hey, buddy. Why don't you sit up front?
Back's for bad guys.
282
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,122
Fine!
283
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,127
I'll get in, but I ain't saying shit
without my lawyer present.
284
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,966
Someone call Johnnie Cochran!
Free Kareem! Free Kareem!
285
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,888
Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but...
286
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,266
Johnnie Cochran actually passed away
a few years ago.
287
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,101
- Just drive.
- Okay.
288
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,482
So I was pretty excited
289
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,818
when I heard
you wanted me to pick you up today.
290
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:25,531
Give us boys a chance to hang,
get to know each other a little bit.
291
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,410
So rap at me, bud.
What's life like for a teen these days?
292
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,122
How about I go first?
293
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457
I am an officer of the law.
294
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,668
Duh.
295
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:45,175
Uh, I'm divorced. It happens.
It was the right decision in my case.
296
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,844
I guess I'm kind of like bruised fruit.
297
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,014
I got a little blemish,
but I'm still delicious.
298
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,934
What?
299
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,228
Is that for your contacts, or...
300
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,398
Can we maybe chill out with the phone?
301
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,112
Thank you.
302
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,091
- How much do you make a year?
- What?
303
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,200
I thought you wanted
to get to know each other.
304
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,411
Right. Well, you’ve gotta look
at the total package.
305
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,580
There’s more to being a cop
than the money, you know.
306
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,041
You help people to build the community.
307
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,753
We actually get to play with some
pretty cool toys, too. Check this out.
308
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,815
You ever see how far down
you can get that in your throat?
309
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,716
No, because that's not what it's for.
310
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,802
Or because it tastes like the ass
of an innocent black man.
311
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,680
Uh, you know what?
312
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,185
I've got a pretty sweet taser.
313
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,562
This thing can knock out a perp
for up to three hours.
314
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,666
- They don't let you have a real gun?
- Of course they let me have a real gun.
315
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,359
- Prove it.
- I'm not going to get it out
316
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,360
just to show you.
317
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,404
Man, I saw this dope-ass Nic Cage movie,
where he was a cop
318
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,574
and he threatens these hookers
with his gun for free BJs and shit.
319
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,536
You are of course referring to
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.
320
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,789
Well, that's not real life.
321
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,375
Interesting neighborhood.
322
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,169
Very down-to-earth.
You're sure your friend lives around here?
323
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,338
What's wrong? You can't find a Starbucks?
324
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,132
- You live in the village.
- Yeah, you been there lately?
325
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,259
M-m.
326
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348
It's right here.
327
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,268
Hey, hold on a second.
328
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,315
I just want to say,
I know how weird this is, you know?
329
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,526
My dad wasn't around either
330
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,530
and when my mom dated guys,
I saw it as a threat.
331
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:33,534
But, there was one guy
that I just decided,
332
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,538
"Hey, I'm gonna give this guy a chance."
And I did, and we became...
333
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,414
BFFs.
334
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,559
- Best friends forever?
- Best friends forever.
335
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,335
- And guess who he is now.
- Who?
336
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,128
My stepdad.
337
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,756
Yeah, so the moral of the story is
338
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,884
that sometimes a stepdad
is a step in the right direction.
339
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,013
You were BFFs with a grown-ass man?
340
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,434
That's so sick. And f... there's literally
documentaries on Netflix
341
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,144
about why that's so sick
and fucked up.
342
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,855
- I think that's a different...
- You expect us to be BF...
343
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,606
Fuck outta my face, man.
344
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,359
If you don’t
get the fuck out of here with that shit...
345
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,444
Uh, good talk.
346
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,439
I'm just going to wait here.
347
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:11,947
You wait.
348
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,036
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
349
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,790
♪ You can't fuck with my energy ♪
350
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,004
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
351
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,548
Welcome back to my channel.
Killer Kareem here.
352
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:33,052
Remember when I told you about
that white cop who was humping my mom?
353
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,345
Well, now you see what happens
when you fuck with me.
354
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,599
Oh, and feel free to hit the like button
and subscribe.
355
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,820
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
356
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,692
What? You didn’t tell your wife?
You ain't write about it in your diary?
357
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:53,072
I don't keep a diary!
And my fucking wife hates me!
358
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,449
They saying that you been talking
about the deal,
359
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,701
bragging to your cop friends and shit.
360
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,162
- What?
- Bragging, motherfucker.
361
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,247
Telling all your cop friends
that you was gonna buy
362
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,583
- a Kia Soul with the money and shit?
- What?
363
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,085
Turn your head the other way, man!
364
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,003
I don’t like looking
at your ear stump, dog!
365
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,315
God damn it.
why’d you have to cut his ear off?
366
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,551
See, I can’t tell if he can’t hear me
or if he just questioning my accusation.
367
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,845
If I cut his tongue out,
he wouldn’t been able to speak.
368
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,026
And why are those the only two options, D?
369
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,376
You cut a motherfucker’s ear off,
370
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,232
show it to him,
he’s scared as a motherfucker.
371
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,269
It’s on the part of your head
you can’t see. Look.
372
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,772
Those can't be the only two options.
You can't cut...
373
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,564
Yo.
374
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:30,858
Whose kid is this?
375
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,029
Uh, D, is this one of your kids?
376
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,783
Nah. My kid chubby like that,
but he got that alopecia.
377
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,743
He got hair,
my kid balder than a motherfucker.
378
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,662
Actually, I'm here to see you.
379
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,745
You, me?
380
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,333
Yeah. An associate of mine
at Dickerson Middle School,
381
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,754
he gave me the addy
and he told me to aks for Rodney?
382
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,756
- Oh.
- Mm.
383
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,509
I can come back another time.
It's cool, you know.
384
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,802
What the fuck, Rodney?
385
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,805
Yeah. Nah, I thought it’d be cool to,
like, get some younger recruitments,
386
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,474
have someone under me.
Like little child soldiers.
387
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,018
You brainwash ‘em
and they do whatever the fuck you want.
388
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,162
- Here’s the thing...
- Yeah.
389
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,481
This is a hideout. If you tell people
it’s a hideout, guess what?
390
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,399
Ain’t a hideout.
391
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,403
And where the fuck is the dog at?
The dog is supposed to be the lookout!
392
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,490
Orlando, I need your help, man.
I got a mess that needs cleaning.
393
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,660
Hold on. You need to get out of here
and forget you ever saw any of this shit.
394
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412
- Word.
- I was hoping I didn’t have to
395
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,599
spell it out for you, but since it seems
like you’re cool with fucking up cops,
396
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,041
I’d like to add one to the list!
397
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:35,465
♪... is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list... ♪
398
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,137
Oh, man,
I would do anything to meet John Oates.
399
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,388
What did this guy do to you?
400
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,141
Let's just say he likes to put his dick
where it doesn't belong.
401
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,224
He raped you?
402
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,855
Y... He tried to, but I ain’t let him
because I ain’t no bitch.
403
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,231
- Good for you.
- My man.
404
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,524
Look, man, I got money.
405
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901
Hey, hey, hey!
406
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,045
Oh, shit! It’s just money in here, man.
Nothing else.
407
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,946
- Move slow. Move slow.
- Okay.
408
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,033
Quicker than that, though.
409
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,869
Money, it's money in here.
410
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,455
- In a sock?
- I just want y'all to send him a message.
411
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,081
You don’t have to kill him, just...
412
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,168
paralyze him from the waist down
so his dick won’t work.
413
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,174
Going great. We're having a great time.
414
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,676
Winky face.
415
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,763
Please!
Just tell them you killed me!
416
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:26,308
And you’ll never see me again!
I’ll disappear! I’ll move to Delaware!
417
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,037
- He's gonna go to Delaware!
- Delaware, oh my God.
418
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,896
Who the fuck
goes to Delaware, dog?
419
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:35,609
You don’t know, man!
Our boss is a fucking monster, man!
420
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,570
As soon as this deal’s done,
you’ll be cut out, too!
421
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,115
You’ll see tomorrow!
You’re as good as fucking dead, man!
422
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,135
- This guy's good.
- You’re fucking dead!
423
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,679
- Aww!
- You're fucking dead!
424
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,580
- Fuck!
- Oh shit!
425
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,849
- Oh, shit.
- God damn!
426
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,750
What the fuck is wrong with you?
427
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,835
Jesus! Kareem!
428
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,853
Why the fuck would you do that?
429
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,818
His screaming and shit, man. It keeps
fucking with my equilibrium and shit.
430
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,928
Your equilibrium?
Nigga, you in a fucking chair.
431
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,573
Shots fired. I need backup immediately.
432
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,934
God!
433
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354
What's your 20, Officer?
434
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,024
Imma have to see y'all later.
435
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,068
- Woah.
- Yeah, Imma go.
436
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,319
Hey, come on, man.
437
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,281
You don’t gotta do all that.
It's cool, man. Imma bounce.
438
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,490
Hey, is that the dog?
439
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,785
Rosco! Is that you?
Bark twice if you're all right!
440
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,245
Hey, everybody shut up.
441
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,455
Hey, who's back there?
442
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,499
We can hear you,
you're not being stealthy.
443
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,500
Orlando...
444
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,252
You better come out
from behind there.
445
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,336
Oh, shit.
446
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,213
Show yourself
or Imma paint the walls
447
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,214
with this kid's brains!
448
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,298
Come on, man!
449
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,591
What's your 20, Officer?
450
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,176
Oh, my fucking God.
451
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:44,678
You got this.
452
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,847
You better come out!
Don't make me kill no child.
453
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,307
It's the police!
454
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,310
- The kid's with me.
- I'm not with him. I hate cops.
455
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,894
Hate 'em all. All them pigs.
456
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,564
Orlando Johnson!
You're an escaped felon.
457
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,941
You're under arrest.
Put your weapons on the ground now!
458
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,027
I'm not screwing around, man!
459
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,950
That's the guy I was talking about,
that's him.
460
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,655
That's the dude that tried to rape you?
461
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,907
- What?
- He said that you tried to rape him,
462
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,994
and he was gonna pay us
in loose change to have you paralyzed.
463
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,788
I did not ra... sexually assault him.
464
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,540
I am dating his mother.
465
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,001
And you thought
that you could come up in my house
466
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,795
and hit that shit without my permission?
Hell no!
467
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,755
I knew you were there.
468
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,257
Shut the fuck up.
You need to come from behind there.
469
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,426
Officer Coffee,
please confirm your location.
470
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,303
- Oh sh... Coffee?
- Fuck!
471
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,097
Run, motherfucker! Run!
472
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,186
- Run!
- Move!
473
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,855
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit!
474
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,274
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, come on!
475
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,530
Fuck! Shit!
476
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,823
Shots fired!
477
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,493
Goddamn it!
478
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,453
Go!
479
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:52,996
Oh, shit!
480
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,080
Over there!
481
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,126
Kareem, keep running! Go!
482
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,838
Get away from me!
They’re shooting at you, not me!
483
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,466
They're shooting at both of us
because of you.
484
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,052
Then shoot back, motherfucker!
Fuck you!
485
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,097
- Goddamn it.
- Kareem screams.
486
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,474
Come on!
487
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:20,482
- Go!
- Go! Just keep running!
488
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,317
Get that chunky little motherfucker.
489
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,403
Go, just go!
490
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:26,987
Shit!
491
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,324
- Where they at?
- Get 'em!
492
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,702
My first heart attack. We never had
to run this long in gym class.
493
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,787
Come on!
494
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,624
Get in. Go!
495
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,084
Come on, go.
496
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,379
Goddamnit.
497
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:50,429
- Fuck!
- No, what the fuck!
498
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,884
I shouldn't've parked here.
499
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,351
Fucking Detroit.
I just went to get a fucking muffin, man!
500
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,755
- Shush.
- Come on.
501
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,479
Quiet.
502
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,648
Okay.
503
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,151
- Okay, we're good.
- Oh my God.
504
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,534
- It's Killer Kareem here, and...
- Fuck.
505
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,202
You’re fucking dead!
506
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,082
Shit.
507
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,087
Yo. We got a problem.
508
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,006
Yeah, Coffee just made us.
509
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,966
I know.
510
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,150
This is Officer Coffee
calling for Detective Watts.
511
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,402
Back up, yo.
Your dick is rubbing against my ass.
512
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,737
Well then, turn towards me.
513
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,197
I don't wanna rub dicks, either.
514
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,199
That's what you're concerned about?
515
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,117
We just saw a cop get murdered.
516
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,577
Man, that cop was dirty.
517
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,369
Wait.
518
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,373
- No. Get off the phone.
- What are you... stop!
519
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,697
Detective Watts,
Coffee's on the phone for you.
520
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,002
All right, I'm gonna take it.
521
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,546
Come on. Don't laugh!
If you laugh, I'll laugh.
522
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,089
- Damn it! Gimme that.
- No.
523
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,401
Coffee,
how's traffic treating you? Let me guess,
524
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,093
you just caused a ten-car pile-up.
525
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,571
- What... Gimme.
- Get off the phone!
526
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,096
Listen, you dumb fuck!
527
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,014
Hello?
528
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,601
Watts, if you can hear me, I found
Orlando. His crew killed Officer Choi.
529
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,146
What? We have an officer down!
Where are you?
530
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,148
Get your hands away from my dick!
531
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,650
Give it to me!
532
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,360
Could you trace the fucking call now?
533
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,443
Trace?
534
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,113
That's not how we actually do...
You know what?
535
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,659
Body-cam GPS has him going west on Grand.
536
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,745
This is a prank call.
Can I speak to Officer Mike Hunt? Mike!
537
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,914
Hello, Coffee? Shit!
538
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,397
What the hell is going on out here?
539
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,584
We have an officer down!
540
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,545
- Help! Get me outta here!
- Stop!
541
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,591
- Stop banging.
- Then listen to me.
542
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,551
Fine. What?
543
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,637
That cop who was killed
was working with Orlando.
544
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,720
Choi?
545
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:57,847
No. No way.
546
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,243
I know it's hard to believe,
but most cops are good people.
547
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,060
Spoken like a true white man.
548
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,105
You need to ditch this phone
and drop me the hell off.
549
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,439
Shit!
550
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:08,984
What?
551
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,069
I dropped my phone
when we were being chased.
552
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,573
- So we'll get you another one.
- A new phone with my face on it?
553
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,449
And a video of a cop being executed?
554
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,034
Shit.
555
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,829
They'll find out where I live.
My mom's in trouble.
556
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,455
You gonna take that chance?
557
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,834
- You need to wise the fuck up, limp dick.
- Shit, we gotta get your mom.
558
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,877
- Help! Get me outta here!
- Help!
559
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,588
Help!
560
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,883
- Shit!
- Move your ass!
561
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,093
Come on.
562
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,256
What the fuck is this?
563
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,139
Uh, sir, this is a police emergency,
564
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,325
I'm going to need to commandeer
your vehicle, I think.
565
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,893
Commandeer?
Man, give us the keys to your car!
566
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,937
Imma call the cops,
that's what I'm gonna do.
567
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,816
Great idea! Call the cops!
And poof! Magic, I’m here!
568
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,861
- Badge! Come on, man.
- Dude, you can buy that anywhere.
569
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,530
- Looks like a costume.
- I am an officer of the law!
570
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,908
Really? You're reaching for your gun
on an unarmed black man.
571
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,526
No, that’s not what I’m doing.
572
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,995
Yes, you are. You still are.
573
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,496
Yes, but it’s not racial thing.
574
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,140
I’m just trying to steal your car.
I'd do this if you were white.
575
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,752
- Shoot this motherfucker, that's my moms!
- Okay.
576
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,212
- I was trying to help you!
- Do it. Shoot him in the neck.
577
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,674
Okay, you’re a black man, I’m a white cop,
I know this feels racial,
578
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,968
but it’s not about either one of us.
579
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,471
It’s about his mom, who is in trouble
580
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,723
and we need to help her,
and guess what...
581
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:22,974
black.
582
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,309
She’s a black... Shut up.
583
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,935
- Why? What?
- Look,
584
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,813
if you Buffalo Bill this kid
and people find out that I let you go,
585
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,733
- I’m gonna look like a total asshole!
- Sir, give me the keys...
586
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,985
- now!
- Now, motherfucker!
587
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:38,114
Give me this shit, man. You know
those motherfuckers can track us.
588
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,992
Shit, my body cam. That's a good idea.
589
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,552
You just gonna take everything?
I'm wearing a V-neck sweater
590
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,248
in this neighborhood.
Thank you very much.
591
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,875
Bye. It's been a pleasure.
592
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,795
How do I get my car back?
593
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,879
Keep going,
they should be right up here.
594
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,643
I was thinking
I can take this one.
595
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,469
I never killed no one before,
but I bet it makes you feel like a boss.
596
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,313
I smashed a grapefruit with a hammer once.
That shit was exhilarating.
597
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,808
- Will you shut the fuck up?
- I've been practicing my lines
598
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:06,827
- when I’m about to kill somebody...
- Who's that?
599
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,270
When you get to hell,
tell Satan, "What’s up, bitch?"
600
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,356
Stop the car, man. Hey!
I need your help.
601
00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:12,857
I ain’t got the time for that, man!
602
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,777
Have you seen a skinny white cop
and a not-so-skinny black kid?
603
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,260
They stole my car
and went that way!
604
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,530
[Orlando} Bust a U-turn. Go!
605
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,933
When you see Satan,
tell him I’m on my way, bitch!
606
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:22,908
Wait!
607
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,046
- Go.
- Come on. Let's go!
608
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,900
We gotta get your mom
out of the house as quickly as possible,
609
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:38,842
so just play nice.
610
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:39,843
Trust me.
611
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,526
I deal with shit like this all the time.
612
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,638
You probably run away
from shit like this, too.
613
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,932
Well, running’s clearly
a foreign concept to you.
614
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,058
- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
615
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,435
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
616
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,519
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
617
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,813
- Hey, Vanessa!
- Hey, Mom.
618
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:52,896
Hello.
619
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,816
Sorry, I forgot my keys.
620
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,359
Oh, that's okay, baby. Come in.
621
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,821
Hey, friend.
Why don't you join us for dinner?
622
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:00,989
Hey, sure.
623
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,826
What the hell took you so long?
624
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,287
Why don't we head on inside?
625
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:12,250
Hi, sweetheart, how was school?
I got a call from Ms. Chu.
626
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,378
- You didn't get in trouble again, did you?
- Nope, school was great.
627
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,841
Not as great as the ride home.
Coffee took me on a routine traffic stop
628
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,926
and let me turn on the police siren.
629
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,515
Is everything okay?
630
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,096
Vanessa, would you mind taking a seat?
There’s something we should talk about.
631
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,437
What happened?
632
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,149
Just this little mishap.
Kind of hilarious, actually.
633
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,568
- Yeah, this...
- I think we need to remain calm.
634
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,744
- What is this?
- Huh?
635
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:49,996
What is this?
636
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,041
- It's a typo.
- Okay, what part is the typo?
637
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,376
- Your name?
- Yeah, they can make mistakes.
638
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,296
My son's whole name is right here.
That's a typo?
639
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,423
You don't believe those Amber Alerts,
do you?
640
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,343
- The amber alert is a typo?
- Yeah.
641
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:04,551
Ass.
642
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:09,349
Officer James Coffee is now a suspect
himself in a reported kidnapping.
643
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:13,353
12-year-old Kareem Manning was abducted
from his school earlier this afternoon.
644
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:17,774
The latest victim of what is being called
a dangerous psychotic break...
645
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,820
Okay, no, you need to start talking
right the fuck now.
646
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,781
All right, this all started when your son
tried to have me killed
647
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,544
because he saw us having sex this morning.
648
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:27,826
- What?
- And I'm pretty sure
649
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,744
he had sexual feelings for me, too.
650
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,287
- Shut up, you little shit!
- Hey!
651
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,707
Mom, we need to ditch this fool
and get the hell out of here!
652
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,794
I suggest a quick carb-load.
We don’t know when we’ll eat again!
653
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,922
We do need to get out of here,
all three of us! It’s not safe here.
654
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:44,968
Okay! I don’t know what the fuck
is going on, but I’m calling the police.
655
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,411
- That's not a good idea.
- Kareem,
656
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,304
get your ass over here
right fucking now.
657
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,266
- Hello, 911?
- Coffee!
658
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,892
Great, I'm on hold.
659
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,478
Shit. Oh, fuck.
660
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,272
Nessa, put the phone down!
661
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,940
Don't call me that!
662
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,817
Mom, we gotta go!
663
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,194
You are grounded
for the rest of your natural black life!
664
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,280
Oh, why did I date a white guy?
665
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,241
My friend Sharon was right.
All of you are fucked up!
666
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,617
Put the phone down.
667
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,452
- Serial killers, shoot us
- We have to go!
668
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,455
with your goat yogurt, frisbee golf,
and picking fruit for fun!
669
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,627
Whoa, what the fuck?
670
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,505
Alright. In and out, folks. In and out.
671
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,050
What the fuck are you doing?
672
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,970
Why would you ring the doorbell like
we're delivering Amazon packages?
673
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,573
You know what we're coming to do, man.
674
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,223
What if they think Girl Scout Cookies?
675
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,683
No fingerprints, man.
676
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:36,606
- Thank you, don't touch shit.
- You're ringing the damn doorbell again?
677
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:39,063
You told me to take it off!
Do you want me to ring it or not?
678
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,399
You ring it like it's Halloween
looking like Ja Rule,
679
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,522
“Where would I be without"
looking-ass motherfucker.
680
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,653
Why you all picking on me?
My mental health is low!
681
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,922
- Settle down.
- How we get in?
682
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,449
I know how the fuck
we're gonna get inside. Move!
683
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,660
Oh!
That's louder than the doorbell.
684
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,872
Hands below the knee, Coffee! Go!
685
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,010
Jesus.
686
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,773
What were you thinking
back there?
687
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,972
You can't reason with a mad black woman.
688
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,391
There’s like six Tyler Perry movies
about that.
689
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:19,103
But you don’t tase your mom.
There’s a line, and that’s so far past it.
690
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,105
We gotta get out of here. Go!
691
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,389
Hey, I'm gonna check the back.
692
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,403
- Anything?
- Nothing.
693
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,487
Fuck!
694
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,536
Yo.
695
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,291
It’s me. Nah, they’re not here.
Well, they were here, but now they...
696
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:43,336
Okay, look... Fine!
We’ll meet you at the spot.
697
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,671
Goddammit!
698
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:47,215
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Why are you eating?
699
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,418
I said don’t touch shit,
and now you’re touching shit!
700
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,187
- Is that cornbread?
- Yeah, it's warm, too.
701
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,345
Put it down, we gotta go.
702
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,138
He got his fingerprints
all over the plate.
703
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,516
That’s a good point.
Let’s take the plate and the fork.
704
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,811
Come on, man, I’ve been craving carbs.
My girl got me on this Keto bullshit.
705
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,825
J-dog! You want the usual room?
706
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,577
Shut your face.
I don't know what you're talking about.
707
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,789
Uh, I think you must have me confused
with somebody else.
708
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,376
Unless... Yes, I have been here before.
709
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,879
I was undercover with a female cop,
who was undercover as a nurse.
710
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,715
Eh, no one’s judging.
711
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,967
I'm a little short. What's in the sock?
712
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,684
So we'll just take a room,
whatever this gets us.
713
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,602
Also, your utmost discretion.
714
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,604
It's a police matter.
715
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,439
Sure.
716
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:46,899
Police matter.
717
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,485
Look, we're not up to
anything sketchy here, okay?
718
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,237
I hope you crack your case.
719
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,407
Get your mom out of the trunk.
720
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,266
What the fuck?
721
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:21,726
What the hell are you doing?
722
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,644
I was covering our tracks.
723
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,897
Making it sound like people are fucking.
724
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,899
That is what people do here, right?
725
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,650
It's the safest place I could think of.
726
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,653
At least in terms of laying low,
not in terms of hepatitis.
727
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:36,074
And Officer James Coffee’s
night of mayhem continues...
728
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:39,911
...as he is now suspected in the gruesome
murder of a fellow police officer...
729
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,329
I didn't kill Choi!
730
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,498
Police have refused to comment
on the matter.
731
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:47,376
They have set up checkpoints throughout
the city and on all major bridges...
732
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,587
- That's just fucking great, isn't it?
- Fuck!
733
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,548
Somebody's feeding the media
lies about me.
734
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,427
Somebody? Let's say it together,
dirty motherfucking cops.
735
00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:00,932
Stay here, watch your mom. I'm going to go
find Captain Hill and get this sorted out.
736
00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:03,684
- What if Hill is dirty, too?
- Hill is not a bad guy.
737
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:07,271
He has two foster children.
One of them's from Uganda.
738
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,940
What if he doesn't trust you?
739
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,359
You need to stop being a pussy,
740
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,569
so we can find out
who's dirty and take them out.
741
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,487
Remember last time
742
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,090
you tried to take someone out?
We wound up in a seedy motel room
743
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,576
that your mom and I happen to visit
twice a week during her lunch break...
744
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,870
to get away from her very
high maintenance son.
745
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,706
- Oh, you trying to be funny.
- Can we just call a truce?
746
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,210
And then as soon as we're through all this
we can go back to hating each other.
747
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,128
Fine.
748
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,256
- On two conditions.
- Great, conditions. Let's hear 'em.
749
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:37,301
First, if we survive, I want you
to stay the fuck away from my mom.
750
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,429
And second, I want you
to take me to a strip club.
751
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,516
All right. I will take you to the nastiest
strip club in all of Detroit.
752
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,519
I actually know one with a good buffet.
And if we survive,
753
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,895
we’ll talk about your mom.
754
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,106
- No deal.
- I'm not going to say that about your mom.
755
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,775
Okay? She's amazing
and I care about her too much.
756
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,735
Guess we're just going to sit here,
right?
757
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:57,113
I really care about her.
758
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,948
How's this for a plan?
759
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:02,994
I tell the media that you was grooming
me to be your child-wife.
760
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:06,122
Made me wear dresses
and read Bible verses to me,
761
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:10,126
and force-fed me muscle relaxers
to loosen up my asshole.
762
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,587
It's messed up that you're threatening me
with that,
763
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,440
but it’s also messed up that you even
thought of it in the first place.
764
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,592
Two "messed-ups," motherfucker.
What you gonna do?
765
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,054
- Fine, I will stay away from your mom.
- Thank you.
766
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:25,391
Now, we need to find out
where the hell my phone is.
767
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,518
Forget about Captain Hill,
or whoever that is.
768
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,978
What are you doing?
769
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,730
Yo, Dom, it's me.
770
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,441
Shit did not go as planned.
771
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:34,984
Yeah, he's right here.
772
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,653
You know the way cops look at you?
Yeah, that's what he's doing.
773
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:40,072
- The phone!
- I need you to do me a favor
774
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,158
and sign in to Find My Phone for me.
775
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:47,288
Oh, yeah. The username is
Tossedsaladsbrokenhearts23.
776
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,582
There was already 22 people
with that username?
777
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,087
- Where are we going?
- I'll tell you on the way.
778
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,756
God, your mom's going to kill me.
779
00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:01,719
Don't worry, I left her a note explaining
the entire situation in detail.
780
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:12,480
@BrettHarris writes,
“Went to high school with Coffee.
781
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:15,691
Def enjoys f-ing kids.
Thoughts and prayers.”
782
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,611
Those are just a few of these
troubling testimonials
783
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:19,862
found on social media.
784
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:24,033
It’s no surprise, police are now offering
a $10,000 reward...
785
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,116
Hey, 9-1-1?
786
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,662
Yeah, I'll hold.
787
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,146
This is where Dom said it was.
788
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,006
We're gonna get that phone.
789
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,801
Orlando's definitely in there.
I recognized one of his guys.
790
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,428
I'm more worried about what happens
when we get 'em.
791
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,723
He ain’t no bitch like you.
I mean, he’s not gonna just roll over
792
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,351
and snitch out the dirty cops
he’s working with.
793
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:54,105
I'll get Orlando to talk.
For now, let's focus on apprehending him.
794
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,856
"Apprehending."
795
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,484
You know what?
I know why you became a cop.
796
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,945
Yeah, to help people.
797
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,028
Nah.
798
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:04,407
It's because you got picked on
when you were a kid.
799
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,951
That may have been part of it.
800
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,369
You know what the problem is?
801
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,788
Let’s see, I’m a pussy?
802
00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,123
Or a giant pussy?
803
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,646
Or maybe, like a little, tiny pussy?
804
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,377
I feel like you’re gonna say
something kinda pussy-related.
805
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,837
You don't know how to talk shit.
806
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,756
- Is that right?
- I got 42% body fat.
807
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,758
You know why I don't get picked on?
808
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,970
Kids try to fuck with me, but I fuck back.
809
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,141
It’s easy! There are really only
two things you need to know.
810
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,768
You need to be aggressive and gay.
811
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,229
Real gay.
812
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,857
In a diamond,
"I don’t give a fuck," kind of way.
813
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,527
So that’s offensive and totally backwards.
814
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,610
Look...
815
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:44,989
Suck my dick!
816
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,156
Come on, Coffee.
817
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:49,368
Do it! Before I smack you
upside the head with it.
818
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:53,414
Fucking suck my dick right now,
or I’m gonna fuck you inside out!
819
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,084
Okay, Jesus, calm down.
820
00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,502
I get it.
821
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:03,674
I mean, look at Mike Tyson.
He’s the OG of the shit.
822
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,261
I mean, sure he could fuck people up,
but when he starts talking about,
823
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,139
“I’m gonna eat your asshole out alive!
824
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:12,350
And I’m gonna fuck you until you love me!”
825
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,686
That shit is terrifying.
826
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,147
I will try and be more gay.
827
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,690
Good tip.
828
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,944
All right, I'm going in.
829
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,613
You're not going anywhere without me.
830
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,616
Yes, I am. You are going to stay here.
I can handle this.
831
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,118
Only thing you can handle
is my dick in your ass.
832
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,413
Oh, yeah? Well, you're a dick and an ass.
833
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,582
You're a dass.
834
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,112
Who the fuck are you?
835
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,195
Shit.
836
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:10,282
Drop that pistol and kick it over here.
Now!
837
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,536
Listen, can we just negotiate?
838
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:16,497
I don’t have any cash,
but I can give you my ATM card.
839
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,166
And the code? One, one, one...
840
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,085
one.
841
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,168
Yo!
842
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,339
Blade! When'd you get out, man?
843
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,759
What happened?
Must’ve ran out of O-positive for you?
844
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,887
If you’re feeling malnourished,
you can suck on these nuts, son!
845
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,827
- The hell are you doing in here?
- Feel free to thank me
846
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,352
for saving your sorry-ass life.
847
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,747
- It's too dangerous in here.
- I'm the best chance you got.
848
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,606
Let me talk shit and distract them.
849
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,401
No. You're going back to the car.
That is non-negotiable.
850
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,318
Shit.
851
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,987
Okay. Grab a leg.
852
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,531
He really does look like
Wesley Snipes.
853
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:53,701
- Come on.
- Wait.
854
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,910
- What?
- I don't get a gun?
855
00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:56,327
No!
856
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,246
You can use this.
857
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,292
What the fuck is this? Your fleshlight?
858
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,878
No, it's mace.
859
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:07,214
Police issue. It's very intense stuff,
it can stop a bear.
860
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,634
Evidently they've tested it on bears,
which I don't agree with.
861
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,553
Give me the motherfucking gun.
862
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:16,807
What the fuck you say?
863
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:20,311
I said, I ain’t giving you the courtesy
of spitting on it, either.
864
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,770
You taking that dick dry...
865
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:24,398
Dang.
866
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,858
Get him. Knock him out!
867
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,736
Quit playing grab-ass
with this motherfucker and put him out.
868
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,238
Call me lover boy!
869
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,323
Muah!
870
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,826
Nah, uh-uh. Not feeling that.
871
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,036
Shit.
872
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,413
Go.
873
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,292
What's the matter? What are you doing?
874
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,627
I really gotta shit.
875
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,880
- Now?
- Just give me a second, man.
876
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,883
That carb-load was a bad fucking idea.
877
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,258
All right.
878
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,644
- All right. We're good.
- We're good. Let's go.
879
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,022
♪ I'm the only one ♪
880
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,483
♪ I'm one in the one ♪
881
00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:10,444
♪ Said I'm one in one
Yeah I'm one in the one ♪
882
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,281
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
883
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:18,035
- I'm buying today, okay?
- It's my lucky day.
884
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,833
Fucking cut this shit myself.
885
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,515
Hey, D, put Rodney on the phone.
886
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:29,755
Kareem!
887
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,841
- Fuck.
- We gotta do something, man.
888
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:36,178
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ,
what's next? We gonna unionize?
889
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,973
I can't take breaks all goddamn day.
Can I? No.
890
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,308
- I'll do this shit my fucking self.
- You got this.
891
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,935
What the fuck?
892
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:44,974
Come here, bitch.
893
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,189
This ass-whooping!
894
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,235
I had just bought my condo.
So I think I might have bed bugs.
895
00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,998
Do you know what that does
to resale value?
896
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:56,824
Yes, this is awesome!
This is always how the porn starts.
897
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,951
Shit, and I don't even have my phone.
898
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:01,594
- Does it look like a bite to you?
- Yes, totally a bite.
899
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,960
- Want some more?
- Take that.
900
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,043
Oh, fuck, man.
901
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,298
- Yeah, take some of that!
- Quit fucking up my supply. Fuck!
902
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,703
Stop throwing cocaine!
903
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:19,138
Orlando Johnson,
you have the right to remain silent.
904
00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,314
- My eyes!
- You fucking pussy!
905
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:32,443
I usually have a very clean
fucking drug lab and you fucked it up!
906
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,363
Come on, motherfucker.
907
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,868
Working with dirty cops, huh?
How's that going to look in prison?
908
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,203
- You fucking maced me!
- You better hope you get...
909
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,496
Freeze!
910
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,580
Oh, shit!
911
00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:49,168
You fucking kidding me?
912
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:52,546
That’s fucking adorable. What is this?
You don’t even know how to use that, kid.
913
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,216
Well, I bet if I pulled this trigger,
someone would get pretty fucked up.
914
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,300
Nice work.
915
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,470
I got it. You okay?
916
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,680
Okay. Good job.
917
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,683
Who the fuck gives a kid a gun?
He’s like ten years old.
918
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,934
I gave it to him.
919
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,520
He was gonna mace me,
so I didn't have a choice.
920
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,689
He's gonna end up in jail one day
because of you.
921
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,650
I'm not the reason he's gonna
wind up in jail.
922
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,734
Hmm?
923
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,527
Besides, it's not even loaded.
924
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,255
Tell me where all the drugs are going,
who you're working for
925
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,257
and how all this shit works.
926
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,385
Where the drugs is going,
who I’m working for...
927
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,636
Man, I... Fuck you!
928
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,973
Y’all can talk tough all y’all want to.
If I snitch, I’m as good as dead!
929
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,183
Goddamn it!
930
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,521
This isn't working. He is very stubborn.
931
00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:53,273
No shit, it ain’t working, man.
You’re a bitch-ass, Coffee.
932
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,650
- Yeah.
- Fuck you!
933
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,194
Why don't you get your muscle
some Twinkies? You hungry?
934
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,717
You could eat? I know you could eat.
935
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,824
I’d eat anything to get the taste
of your mom’s pussy out of my mouth.
936
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,701
Probably need
an anatomy textbook to find it.
937
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,179
Could’ve used one.
I couldn’t tell if it was her ass
938
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,243
or her pussy I was eating.
939
00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:09,581
Ooh, you’re lucky I’m in this chair
cause if I weren’t,
940
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:13,127
I’d take that fucking poker right there,
I’d shove it dead up your ass,
941
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,356
- and then I’d shove it up your ass, too.
- You the one in the chair, motherfucker.
942
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,220
Take me out the chair,
see what I do.
943
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:20,467
- I'll beat your ass.
- Hold on a second.
944
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,929
Suck my dick. What the fuck
is wrong with both of y'all, man?
945
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,348
- Just wait, this is good.
- Suck my dick.
946
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,599
Maybe I would like that.
947
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,059
Yeah... What?
948
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,143
What?
949
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,229
Yeah, maybe...
950
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,149
I've got a giant crush on you, Orlando.
951
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,277
What? What the fuck is you talking about?
952
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,029
I’m talking about,
I want to go on some dates, my man!
953
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:46,160
I want to prove to you that I’m worthy
of your love, motherfucker! Yeah!
954
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,911
Where is this shit coming from?
955
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,164
Don't worry, I got this.
Gay and aggressive.
956
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,367
You're coming off
weirdly romantic. I mean...
957
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,584
Gay people love each other.
958
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:56,467
They just want what anybody wants.
I’m telling you! This is gonna work.
959
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:58,797
That's not how you do...
It's alright.
960
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:03,761
I will ask you all of your sexual needs
and desires.
961
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,554
Why are you gazing at me like that?
962
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:09,892
And then I’ll make love to you
in exactly the way that you specified!
963
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:11,852
Respecting every one of your boundaries!
964
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,979
- Oh, hell no!
- Oh, my God. I’m confused.
965
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:15,542
I mean, ain't you fucking his mother?
966
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,900
Imagine how delighted you'll be
967
00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:22,279
when you find out that foot rubs
are my love language!
968
00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,740
I don't give a fuck
about your love language.
969
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:26,158
What the fuck?
970
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:30,996
Next thing you know, you’re introducing me
to your parents and they fucking love me!
971
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:31,914
Don't, man...
972
00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:34,166
What are you gonna say?
In eight short months,
973
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:38,086
when we’re strolling down the boulevard
in Charleston, South Carolina...
974
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,798
- Get up.
- ...and I bust out a ring.
975
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,050
And I say,
976
00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,512
"Will you marry me?
977
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,764
- I love you!"
- "I'll have to think about it,"
978
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,140
is what I would say, okay?
979
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,226
We only been dating,
what you say, eight months?
980
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,311
And all of this... Wait! Whoa!
981
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,980
Will you fucking marry me?
982
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,775
Somebody help me, please!
Please, man. Please.
983
00:47:00,859 --> 00:47:03,320
- No! Hey!
- Wait!
984
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:05,613
What's that?
985
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,491
That's my motherfucking phone.
986
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,159
I already searched you.
987
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:13,372
Did you put his phone in your ass crack?
988
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,755
Oh, shit! Man!
989
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:26,426
Wow, you know, I was wondering
why this phone was so important to you.
990
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,270
Ballistics will show
that I didn’t shoot him.
991
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,503
There’s no physical evidence
connecting me to the crime.
992
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,559
But you. This is the only thing
that proves you didn't kill Choi.
993
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,686
Man, you don't know me.
You don't know shit.
994
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,956
Listen, you tell us everything
we want to know,
995
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,314
and you can have this video
996
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:42,067
and I will protect you
when this shit goes down.
997
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,903
You think your boy's going
to go to jail for you?
998
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:46,780
Nah.
999
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,907
It's dog-eat-dog in these streets.
1000
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,952
- Take the deal.
- Fuck that, man.
1001
00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,371
Don't trust no cops.
1002
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:58,417
Coffee ain't dirty.
He's the one cop that you could trust.
1003
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,168
That's why he's so broke and sad.
1004
00:48:00,627 --> 00:48:02,629
- Thank you?
- No problem.
1005
00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,682
All right,
guess we'll just delete the video.
1006
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,886
No! Don’t! Don't delete it.
1007
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,264
- All right, it’s Watts.
- Watts?
1008
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:14,349
She's fucking dirty, man.
After I got arrested,
1009
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,852
we made a deal.
I snitched on all my suppliers, man.
1010
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:18,562
She made all them busts because of me.
1011
00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,064
And the drugs that she incinerated,
they was fake.
1012
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:25,736
- Choi was in on it, he made the switch!
- Wow. Okay. What about the deal?
1013
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:30,115
The deal going down tonight.
The old steel mill by the water.
1014
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,280
She’s selling dope to these crazy-ass
French-Canadians that I hooked up with.
1015
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,330
Man, look, I just was gonna get my nut,
and then I was out, right?
1016
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,916
I wanted to build like a fly-ass studio.
1017
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:42,586
Maybe one side a studio,
the other side would be a strip club?
1018
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,672
It was gonna be dope!
Coffee, you gotta protect me, man.
1019
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,424
Like, you gotta protect me.
1020
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:49,635
I said I was going to protect you
and I will.
1021
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,511
- You have my word.
- Okay.
1022
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:53,597
Bad cop, gay cop, motherfucker.
1023
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,684
Wait, why can’t I just ride
in the back with y'all?
1024
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,728
Coffee, you said you’d protect me!
1025
00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:02,564
Trust me, tonight,
this trunk is the safest place in Detroit.
1026
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:03,482
No, wait!
1027
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,325
This fucking trunk's
getting a lot of action.
1028
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,860
Where we going?
1029
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,741
Hill, it's Coffee.
1030
00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:16,328
Don't talk, just listen.
I have something I need to share with you,
1031
00:49:16,411 --> 00:49:19,456
but I need to see you in person.
Meet me at Venus in 30 minutes.
1032
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:22,834
Yeah, the one with the good buffet.
And come alone, we can't trust anyone.
1033
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,546
"Dear Mom,
I want you to know
1034
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,049
that Coffee told me
to shoot you with the taser.
1035
00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,135
I didn’t wanna do it,
but he said it was our only option!
1036
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:35,722
You have horrible taste in men
and he is no exception.
1037
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,392
I went with him to find the dirty cops
who are after us,
1038
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,478
because he is a huge pussy
1039
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,063
and probably couldn’t do it himself!
1040
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:46,066
Do not go to the police.
It’s for your own safety!
1041
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:48,193
I’ll be back later.
Love, Kareem.
1042
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,446
P.S. Sorry for the bad language."
1043
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,740
Was it room three or room four?
1044
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,660
- Look at the fucking key!
- Don't raise your voice at me.
1045
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,463
You have to understand
the chain of command.
1046
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,335
Now, when you shot that manager’s
knee-cap off,
1047
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,092
I felt like
that’s a passive aggressive move
1048
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,168
to really shoot me!
Sometimes, because we’re carrying guns,
1049
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,046
I feel like it makes us tempted
to use ‘em, and we don’t have to.
1050
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,425
We need to put these down
and pick these up. Our voices.
1051
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:12,508
Okay?
1052
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,768
Yo, where the fuck you going?
It’s right here.
1053
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:15,971
Give me the goddamn key.
1054
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,774
You better stop with all that
Dr. Phil shit.
1055
00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:19,686
Putting your feelings
and all that TED Talk shit
1056
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,018
you got in your fucking head.
1057
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,936
You need to get in the goddamn game.
1058
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,063
You better keep up with my black ass.
Let’s go.
1059
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,608
Yo, we know you in here!
Don’t make this harder than it’s gotta be!
1060
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:31,515
What I tell you about the buffet,
not bad, right?
1061
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,948
Yeah, this is my scene,
right here.
1062
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,768
Listen, the only reason we’re here
is because we made a deal
1063
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,203
and I’m a man of my word.
1064
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,790
But you have to give me your word
that you won’t tell your mom about this.
1065
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,334
Just tell her we went to Chuck E. Cheese.
1066
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:47,461
That's cool.
1067
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:52,049
Since we're here
and there are naked ladies everywhere,
1068
00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:53,925
you got any questions?
1069
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,635
About girls?
1070
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,345
The birds and the bees?
1071
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,306
You're not my dad, asshole.
1072
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,641
Fair enough. Duly noted.
1073
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,810
But I should also point out,
1074
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,646
I know I'm not your dad.
I don't want to be your dad.
1075
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,523
No offense, I just...
1076
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,651
I'm terrified at the idea of having kids.
1077
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,737
I'm just afraid I would be a bad father...
1078
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,408
and I actually think there's a lot of
evidence for that right now.
1079
00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,494
It's just I don't know how...
1080
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:22,329
to be a parent.
1081
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:23,997
Your mom is incredible.
1082
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:27,876
I just... I don't get it.
I didn't have good role models.
1083
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,087
Remember when I told you about my stepdad?
1084
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,756
- I lied.
- Yeah, no shit.
1085
00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:34,883
No, I mean I had a stepdad.
1086
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:37,010
I just... We weren't best friends.
1087
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:41,139
He was a pretty big piece of shit,
actually.
1088
00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,350
Treated my mom like garbage.
1089
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,395
Pushed me around a lot, you know.
1090
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,565
We had to call the cops on him. A lot.
1091
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,692
That's actually how I met Hill.
1092
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:57,114
He used to come in there...
scare the shit out of my stepdad.
1093
00:51:58,406 --> 00:51:59,908
And that's why I became a cop.
1094
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,371
Can I tell you something, Coffee?
1095
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,873
Yeah! Yeah, of course. Anything.
1096
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:11,378
About two weeks ago,
I shot my first load.
1097
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:13,004
Excuse me?
1098
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:16,424
Ejaculated.
Blew my nose out of my dick. Come on, man.
1099
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,135
Yeah, I know what it is.
1100
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,303
It's just that you're 12.
1101
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,598
I saw this post on Reddit
about the clit-osaurus,
1102
00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,685
and how it’s like a 100 dicks
in one little button.
1103
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,728
I need to press that button, Coffee.
1104
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:31,606
You need to stay off of Reddit, okay?
1105
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,650
And when it comes to women,
forget about the body!
1106
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,903
There’s so much more to women
than just sex.
1107
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,699
Just find somebody
who is your real friend and partner.
1108
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:42,951
That’s the jackpot.
1109
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,329
To be honest,
women scare the shit out of me.
1110
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,039
I mean, where do you even start?
1111
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:49,207
That's a great question.
1112
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,710
You got to just be genuine. Be yourself.
1113
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:53,044
But also be curious,
1114
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:56,548
ask them about themselves,
find out what their interests are.
1115
00:52:57,048 --> 00:52:58,967
Right? Hey, excuse me.
1116
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:02,512
My friend here
would like to practice with a lady.
1117
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,266
The Champagne room's $150,
but that doesn't include extras.
1118
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,685
I meant practice talking with a lady.
1119
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:10,645
Well, you know, money talks, too, sweetie.
1120
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,272
Of course.
1121
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,817
Yes, and here you go.
You accept change, right?
1122
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,404
What's your name, sugar?
1123
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,243
- Umm, Kareem, what's yours?
- Thursday.
1124
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,871
Tell me about yourself, Thursday.
1125
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,414
I was born and raised in Detroit
1126
00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,249
and I have an associate's degree
in biology
1127
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,043
and I'm studying to be a veterinarian.
1128
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,713
Hmm, that's interesting.
What do you do for fun?
1129
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:40,217
I like to jog.
I'm really into CSI: New York.
1130
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,010
I love me some Gary Sinise.
1131
00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,386
Sinise is the best.
1132
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:45,377
How much to look at your pussy?
1133
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,348
Five dollars.
1134
00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:49,059
No. What? Did you hear anything I said?
1135
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:51,269
- What the fuck is going on here?
- Hill!
1136
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:53,063
Thank God you're here. Listen...
1137
00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:56,900
I have video evidence on this phone
that I did not kill Choi.
1138
00:53:57,734 --> 00:54:00,570
Also, I know it's impossible to believe,
but...
1139
00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:02,489
Detective Watts is dirty.
1140
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,115
Nastier than shit.
1141
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:07,869
Oh, my God, what? Watts is the bad guy?
1142
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,162
Why is she here?
1143
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,081
All right, everybody! Show’s over!
1144
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,291
It’s police business.
I have to respectfully,
1145
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,876
woman to woman, ask you to leave!
1146
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,437
- Gotta go home.
- She's dirty.
1147
00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:20,215
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out!
1148
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:22,717
Go home! Work on your marriages!
1149
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,177
Jesus!
1150
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:26,888
Okay, you two. Let's take a walk out back.
1151
00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:28,598
Not so fast, Watts.
1152
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,725
Yeah, that's what's up.
1153
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,185
Drop the gun, Coffee.
1154
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,022
What? This fucking guy?
1155
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,106
He's dirty?
1156
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,527
You and you are dirty?
1157
00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,612
Honestly,
Hill wanted to include you
1158
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,449
and he suggested it, and I laughed for,
like, ten minutes.
1159
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,243
I'm sorry, Coffee.
1160
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:51,830
I tried dropping hints.
1161
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,624
Remember when you asked me
how could I afford that Jaguar,
1162
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,209
and I told you drug money?
1163
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:57,919
Yeah, that was a good hint.
1164
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,588
When I took that kilo home,
it wasn't to analyze it.
1165
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,465
I love cocaine.
1166
00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:04,009
I do it all the time.
1167
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,177
You came back with test results.
1168
00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:09,139
I can give you test results.
I'm higher than a motherfucker right now!
1169
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,223
I like it.
1170
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,808
I guess I'm the asshole.
1171
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:14,728
Wise up. This is Detroit, baby.
1172
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:15,687
The...
1173
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,355
- No!
- Shit!
1174
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,691
More for me! I get a bigger share.
1175
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:20,775
You're crazy.
1176
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:24,529
Yeah, I just killed the person
I’m in cahoots with. It’s intentional.
1177
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:27,032
All right, Linda, think.
How’s this gonna work?
1178
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:30,994
You let Orlando escape custody
because you're working with him.
1179
00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:33,389
When the kid saw you kill Choi,
you killed him and his mom,
1180
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:35,053
and you killed Hill! You killed everyone.
1181
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:37,667
And, ooh! My guys are already
at that shit motel
1182
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:41,171
where you’re hiding your mother,
so... pretty good at this.
1183
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:42,547
You forgot one thing, Watts.
1184
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:45,550
- Mhm?
- If I killed Kareem, then why...
1185
00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:48,470
That actually... Yeah, shit.
That's airtight.
1186
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,765
What's up, little man?
You look like you're about to cry.
1187
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,850
Don't worry.
You'll be with your mom soon.
1188
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,604
In heaven. But you’ll be together,
if you believe in that. I don’t.
1189
00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:59,272
Don't do this.
1190
00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:00,732
Close your eyes, kid.
1191
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,567
I don't want to.
1192
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,778
Close your eyes.
1193
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,160
Run![
1194
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,371
Fuck you!
1195
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,290
Where's the fucking kid?
1196
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,625
Fuck!
1197
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:20,794
My eyes!
1198
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:24,005
Kareem! Where are you, you little shit?
1199
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,689
- Run, Kareem!
- Kareem!
1200
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,384
Fuck!
1201
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:29,803
Get up, motherfucker!
1202
00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:33,431
Where the fuck are you?
1203
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,478
Fuck.
1204
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:43,650
All right, little man. One-time offer.
You come out now,
1205
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,944
hey, we could put the blame
on this motherfucker,
1206
00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:47,695
and you and your mom can go free!
1207
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:48,988
Don't listen!
1208
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:52,575
- You have three seconds to decide.
- Don't listen to her!
1209
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:53,659
One.
1210
00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:55,702
Two.
1211
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,080
Oh, shit!
1212
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,543
Shit!
1213
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:04,879
Sorry!
1214
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,259
Come on, get in!
1215
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,886
I haven't got time for that shit.
Get the fuck in!
1216
00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:19,185
Hello? Is anybody there?
Can anybody please help me!
1217
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,269
Please help me!
1218
00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:22,564
Oh, no, please don't shoot me!
1219
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:26,192
Oh, Watts! I'm so glad to see you.
Listen, Coffee held me hostage.
1220
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:27,902
Man, this motherfucker's crazy.
1221
00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:31,406
Get out of the fucking trunk!
You're driving.
1222
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:40,122
Slow down! I’m dying!
1223
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:42,750
If you die on me, Coffee,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1224
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,419
They have my fucking Mom!
1225
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,479
You're gonna kill us both!
Use the brake!
1226
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,591
- Which one is that?
- It's the one on the left!
1227
00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,178
Oh, shit!
1228
00:57:55,513 --> 00:57:56,513
Fuck!
1229
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,640
Go!
1230
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,825
If you have any use of your motor skills,
1231
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,022
you might want to shoot
the fucking bad guy!
1232
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,108
- I'm going out. Hold steady!
- I'll try my best.
1233
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,735
If you lose him, it is your ass.
1234
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,904
Do you see how this kid is driving?
1235
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,238
Hold on!
1236
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,165
Yeah, get 'em!
1237
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,338
Fucking kid's going to do the job for us!
1238
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,760
Shit!
1239
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,345
- Ah.
- Shit. You all right?
1240
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:38,640
Just pull over and stop.
Let them kill me. I'm done.
1241
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:45,188
Oh, oh.
1242
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,609
Oh, my God.
Get out of the way!
1243
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,694
Is that a fucking roundabout?
1244
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,530
- No!
- Go!
1245
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:54,614
Roundabout!
1246
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,290
What the hell is going on?
1247
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,417
Are they chasing us
or are we chasing them?
1248
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:07,501
I don't know!
1249
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:10,755
This is the police.
1250
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:14,717
Officer James Coffee is wanted
for double homicide and kidnapping.
1251
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,136
Officer Coffee is also a known pervert.
1252
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,681
Hide your children
and their tiny buttholes.
1253
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,641
This man is dangerous.
1254
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,851
Detective Watts is a liar and a murderer.
1255
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,688
Everything she's saying must be taken
with a grain of salt.
1256
00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:29,649
Your ex-wife used to cover her body
in grains of salt,
1257
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:32,151
and let half the Pistons shoot
tequila shots off her.
1258
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,654
That is a lie.
They were not basketball players.
1259
00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:35,822
Gimme that shit.
1260
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,284
Detective Watts is just mad
because she looks like
1261
00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,828
an old-ass Taylor Swift on meth.
1262
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:42,911
Oh, fuck!
1263
00:59:44,038 --> 00:59:46,291
Fuck!
1264
00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:52,088
I'm gonna be sick.
1265
00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:53,548
Fuck!
1266
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,175
Hold on!
1267
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:58,636
Watch out!
1268
01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:07,228
Yes!
1269
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,373
- High five, buddy!
- I'm an amazing, fucking driver!
1270
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,190
- Yeah!
- Fuck yeah!
1271
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,234
- Eyes on the road.
- Oh, shit!
1272
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,153
I don’t want to take
no fucking driver’s test.
1273
01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:18,781
You tell that motherfucking DMV guy
that I’m an amazing driver!
1274
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,201
I will tell them.
You deserve a driver's license right now.
1275
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,662
- Yeah, Let's go get my mom!
- Let's go get your mom. Yeah.
1276
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,251
Call Rodney.
Tell him to bring the fucking girlfriend
1277
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,628
- to the steel mill.
- Okay.
1278
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,909
- Mom! What happened!
- Oh, shit. Vanes...
1279
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:41,304
- What the hell? Mom!
- {Coffee] Oh my God.
1280
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,599
Oh, shit!
1281
01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:46,684
- Oh my God.
- No.
1282
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,354
Oh, no.
1283
01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,440
My fault. Shit.
1284
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:54,692
They have my mom.
1285
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,155
They have my fucking mom!
1286
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,037
Hey...
1287
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,040
- Hey, buddy.
- It's all my fucking fault, man.
1288
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:12,585
We're going to figure this out, okay?
We'll find her. It's okay.
1289
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,671
Fuck that. We gotta do something.
1290
01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:17,215
We need to get them motherfuckers,
right, Coffee?
1291
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,050
Yes. Yes, of course. We just...
1292
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,345
We gotta be smart. Watts is dangerous.
1293
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,930
Man, nah, fuck that!
1294
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:27,141
We can get an arsenal off the internet
within the hour.
1295
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,894
AK-47s, napalm, grenades!
1296
01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:32,313
It's gonna be on and popping
in this bitch!
1297
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:35,066
No! Hey, Kareem, come on!
This isn't a video game!
1298
01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,406
None of that stuff's
gonna bring your mom back.
1299
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,779
- We gotta try!
- No! I'm not gonna let you leave.
1300
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,447
Coffee, get the fuck outta my way!
1301
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,531
No!
1302
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:44,701
See what we learned?
1303
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,536
Sit your ass down, now!
1304
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,122
You don't tell me what to do.
You're not my dad.
1305
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:51,666
Yeah, unlike your dad, I didn't leave.
I'm still here.
1306
01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:53,543
My dad died from cancer.
1307
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:54,626
He did?
1308
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:57,422
I'm so sorry. The point is...
1309
01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,257
I'm putting my foot down.
1310
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,820
Oh, now you wanna grow a pair of balls.
How fucking convenient.
1311
01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,654
I wish I did a few weeks ago.
1312
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,781
I'd have dumped your mom
when you entered the picture.
1313
01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,950
Save myself from a whole lot of trouble!
1314
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,684
- Excuse me!
- Vanessa!
1315
01:02:10,017 --> 01:02:10,852
Mom!
1316
01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:14,105
Don't you ever talk to my son
like that again.
1317
01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:16,441
- Baby, come here. Are you okay?
- Mommy! Yeah.
1318
01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:19,235
- Did they hurt you?
- I'm okay.
1319
01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:20,528
You were gonna dump me?
1320
01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:23,072
You are lucky to be with me, motherfucker.
1321
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,356
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
1322
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,784
What the hell happened?
We thought you were kidnapped!
1323
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:29,495
Oh, you thought I was gonna let some
punk kids fuck with me?
1324
01:02:30,204 --> 01:02:32,582
I handled them
like their mothers should have.
1325
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,628
You better give me the goddamn key!
And you better keep up with my black ass.
1326
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:38,712
Let’s go.
1327
01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:42,425
Yo, we know you in here.
Don’t make it harder than it’s gotta be!
1328
01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:44,218
Fuck!
1329
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:47,346
Shit!
1330
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:50,892
Bitch! Stop! No!
1331
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,563
Fucking shit!
1332
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,987
Fuck! Lady, I don't want to fuck you up!
1333
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,449
- You ain't gonna do shit!
- Rodney, help me, man!
1334
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,576
Help me, man!
1335
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,581
You're next, bitch!
1336
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,253
No, wait! No!
1337
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,424
Where's my son? Huh?
1338
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,508
Wait, stop!
1339
01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:35,186
I told you, James, when it comes to
my son, I don't fuck around.
1340
01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:36,269
Come on, baby.
1341
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:37,730
No, wait!
1342
01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:39,958
- You crying?
- Shut up.
1343
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:42,419
- What you crying for?
- That's Orlando's ringtone.
1344
01:03:42,443 --> 01:03:45,822
Oh, shit. Come on!
Orlando! If you can hear me,
1345
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,574
we're tied up in this minivan.
We're at the Proburt Motel.
1346
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,298
You gotta send help. This bitch is crazy.
1347
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,119
Don’t fuck with no single mother
with kids.
1348
01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:53,603
I’m telling you, it’s not worth it.
1349
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,249
It only ends one way,
and that’s your head in the toilet,
1350
01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,333
eating human shit!
1351
01:03:57,416 --> 01:04:00,294
- ... the police!
- She coming. Play dead!
1352
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:01,855
- What about us?
- Oh, please.
1353
01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:04,298
- Kareem, come on!
- You'll be better off, remember?
1354
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,301
Yeah, you was gonna dump me!
Remember, huh?
1355
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:11,389
I didn't mean that!
I've... just been shot!
1356
01:04:11,472 --> 01:04:15,643
Kareem, come on. We're a team!
We're like Crockett and Stubbs.
1357
01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,395
James, goodbye.
1358
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,982
And put your seat belt on.
Don't think I forgot about that taser.
1359
01:04:21,065 --> 01:04:24,485
- Listen to your moms, bitch!
- Hey, did I give you permission to speak?
1360
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,421
- No, ma'am.
- Sit your bitch-ass back.
1361
01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:27,864
Okay, I'm sorry.
1362
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,073
No!
1363
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,951
Vanessa, please, just...
1364
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,370
Stop!
1365
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,290
If you leave now...
1366
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,249
It's officially over.
1367
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,635
No, Vanessa! Kareem!
1368
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,346
Get off of me!
1369
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,683
Shit. No!
1370
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,102
Kareem!
1371
01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:26,504
Watts...
1372
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,006
it's Coffee.
1373
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:30,718
This ends tonight.
1374
01:05:31,218 --> 01:05:34,472
I trade my life
for Kareem and Vanessa's.
1375
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:41,187
To the good people of Detroit, Michigan,
this is James Coffee,
1376
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:43,397
formerly of
the Detroit Metro Police Department.
1377
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:47,026
For the past three months,
I’ve been dating Vanessa Manning.
1378
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,987
Her son Kareem and I have
an understandably fraught relationship,
1379
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,197
but we’re working on it.
1380
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,992
He sees me as a threat.
It’s a dynamic that happens all the time.
1381
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,078
I’m reading a book about it.
I highly recommend it.
1382
01:05:57,161 --> 01:05:58,441
I’ll put a link in the comments.
1383
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:02,124
The point is it was never, like,
a kidnapper-kidnappee kind of dynamic.
1384
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,798
I’ve come to realize
that I love the two of them
1385
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,463
more than anything else in the world,
1386
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:09,090
and I’m about to prove it.
1387
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:12,677
I’m requesting tactical units
to the River Street steel mill
1388
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,428
where a drug deal is going down tonight,
1389
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:17,390
orchestrated by the corrupt detective,
Linda Watts.
1390
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:20,153
It has been my honor and privilege
to serve as an officer of the law
1391
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,519
these last 15 years.
1392
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,480
I’m not crazy.
1393
01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:35,449
Orlando, I think my ass is infected.
1394
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,827
Welcome, yes.
No, I shouldn't have an accent.
1395
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,203
I should be myself.
1396
01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:49,088
♪... Yeah I'll do anything
That you want me to... ♪
1397
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,130
Alright, here we go.
1398
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,763
We're going to deal with a human mistake
for about five minutes
1399
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:58,973
and then it's gonna be over.
1400
01:06:59,056 --> 01:07:01,517
Orlando, get the woman and her kid.
1401
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,228
Orlando?
1402
01:07:04,311 --> 01:07:07,440
Get your fucking head in the game!
Go get them, and bring them outside!
1403
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:10,943
Okay. Yeah.
Your little boyfriend's here. Let's go
1404
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,445
Stop touching me
1405
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,488
They're here.
Get the fuck out of the car!
1406
01:07:15,656 --> 01:07:17,825
Send over the woman and child.
1407
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:22,204
Nope, you gotta hold your bitch mouth
further from the microphone!
1408
01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:25,833
Oh, this is a different one
than the one in my squad car.
1409
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,020
- It's the same.
- It's a different brand radio.
1410
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,628
I don't know. Does this sound okay?
1411
01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:31,672
It's still too close.
1412
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,716
Yeah, this radio's
very sensitive.
1413
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:35,801
- Is that better?
- That's better.
1414
01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:37,470
Okay, great.
1415
01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:41,474
- Send over the woman and child.
- No! Get the fuck out of the car.
1416
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,879
Not until they're safe.
1417
01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:45,728
I trade my life for theirs,
that's the deal.
1418
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:51,025
The deal is, they’re gonna walk over
after you get out of the fucking car.
1419
01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:52,748
I feel we're on different pages.
1420
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:56,864
I think that if I get halfway there,
then you can release them.
1421
01:07:56,947 --> 01:07:58,449
Then I will come the rest of the way.
1422
01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:01,869
That’s like a Helen Keller square dance
that I don’t wanna be a part of.
1423
01:08:01,952 --> 01:08:06,248
Okay, let’s hear your idea. Give me
a proposal and I’ll give you a counter.
1424
01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:11,420
You get out of the fucking car
or I give this child a 600-week abortion.
1425
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:12,504
Okay?
1426
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,422
If they die...
1427
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:16,841
we all die.
1428
01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:22,264
You don't have the balls
to pull some gangster shit, Coffee.
1429
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,141
I got the balls, Watts.
1430
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:31,856
I got a...
1431
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,361
couple of big, green, oval-shaped balls.
1432
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,238
What?
1433
01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:38,321
Grenades!
1434
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,699
Okay? I'm talking about grenades.
1435
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:42,886
- Holy shit, he got grenades!
- God!
1436
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:46,539
No. Guys, do not be scared.
He's bluffing.
1437
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,957
These grenades are real.
1438
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,001
They're not. This is a man
who jerks off to Glenn Close.
1439
01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,170
We're safe. We've never been safer.
1440
01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:54,964
You know what's funny?
1441
01:08:56,423 --> 01:08:59,718
I didn't think I actually had
the grenades to end all this...
1442
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:04,014
but Kareem made me realize
I've had the grenades all along.
1443
01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:06,767
I just needed something
worth fighting for.
1444
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:11,021
That was a good shot!
1445
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,107
Fuck! Run! Run!
1446
01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,769
I ain't afraid of no grenade...
1447
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:23,492
Shit!
1448
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:31,333
No!
1449
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,210
My drugs!
1450
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,130
- Oh, shit!
- My fucking drugs!
1451
01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:39,216
Gross.
1452
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,100
We gotta get it pushed through
in 5 minutes! We’ll clean it up.
1453
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,096
Let’s pack this and move it in!
1454
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,308
The Canadians are coming,
so, still wanna make a good impression!
1455
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:49,058
Orlando?
1456
01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:52,229
You find that fucking family
and you execute them all.
1457
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,274
Hey, Orlando,
1458
01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:57,484
- can I get you a sandwich?
- I don't...
1459
01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:00,088
Just grab two pieces of bread
with a tampon in the middle of it?
1460
01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,397
- I don't...
- For your pussy.
1461
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:02,448
I'm not... What?
1462
01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:05,284
My man Rodney.
I think you deserve a promotion.
1463
01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:08,037
And I’m gonna need you to set
a precedent high up there
1464
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,122
by murdering a child and his mother.
1465
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:14,001
Yes! Finally! Finally, fuck! Yes!
1466
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,586
- Yes.
- Thank you!
1467
01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:17,309
This couldn’t have come at a better time.
1468
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:20,150
My colleagues were bullying me.
I told them it’s time that I’m a leader.
1469
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,635
Make it look like
Coffee murder-suicided it.
1470
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:25,930
You heard what she said.
Step to it, bitch.
1471
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,013
Fuck you.
1472
01:10:27,139 --> 01:10:29,475
See? That's the bullying
I'm talking about.
1473
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,354
- I'm sorry I doubted your balls, Coffee.
- That's okay.
1474
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,856
- That's a dead end.
- This way.
1475
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,117
Hey!
Where you think y'all are going?
1476
01:10:42,154 --> 01:10:44,034
Shit.
You don't wanna do this, Orlando.
1477
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,393
You think I'm doing this for fun?
1478
01:10:45,449 --> 01:10:47,284
I can see you’ve been through a lot.
1479
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,608
Now, look. We can all get out of here
together and alive.
1480
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,746
Fuck this.
1481
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,126
Orlando, this isn't you.
This is not like you at all.
1482
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:58,587
- You don't know me, lady.
- I do know. A mother knows.
1483
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,631
- I know that you're scared.
- That's right, Mom.
1484
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,508
You a bitch, man! You a bitch!
1485
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:03,842
Shut up. You don’t know shit.
1486
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,095
You just a little-ass kid
with little-ass kid nuts!
1487
01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:09,848
Hey, hey! You are a bitch. Watts is
fucking you in the face right now.
1488
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,059
- Cause you a bitch!
- Who a bitch? Me? You a bitch!
1489
01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:15,104
- You don’t kill shit, motherfucker!
- Don’t you call me a bitch!
1490
01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,523
- Don’t you call me a bitch.
- You're being a bitch.
1491
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:18,774
Both of y'all some bitches.
1492
01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:21,652
Shut the fuck up already!
All right. Jesus!
1493
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,406
The level of insecurity with you guys
is unbelievable.
1494
01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,649
"I’m a bitch, you’re a bitch!
1495
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,785
No, I got a big dick!
No, my big dick hangs low like King Kong."
1496
01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:31,787
Shut the fuck up with all the posturing!
1497
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:34,957
No one is as tough as they say they are.
You're all soft!
1498
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,711
And Orlando,
you’re not gonna shoot anybody, okay?
1499
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,964
I see you. I see straight through you.
You’re just like my son.
1500
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:43,841
'Cause we both gangster?
1501
01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:45,759
No! No, because you’re a good boy.
1502
01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,929
Both of you, you’re good boys.
You’re just insecure as hell,
1503
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:51,893
and so you put on these tough acts
to protect yourself from getting hurt.
1504
01:11:51,932 --> 01:11:55,436
But, hey, I have a plan.
Why don’t we put our egos aside?
1505
01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:56,645
And get the fuck out of here
1506
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,939
because your crazy-ass boss
is gonna kill us all!
1507
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:06,697
Shit, man!
1508
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,450
Goddamn!
1509
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,077
Fucking soft.
1510
01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,288
I ain’t never shot nobody in my life.
1511
01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:17,583
- That's okay. I'm soft, too.
- Yeah, we know that, James.
1512
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,706
I just wanted to do the music.
Now, all of a sudden,
1513
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,232
I’ve got to live up to some shit
I said on track when I was 17?
1514
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:25,507
Fucking tired of this shit, man!
I’m always anxious, you know?
1515
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,861
- I wanted to be a dentist.
- That's amazing.
1516
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,261
I wanted to fix people's teeth.
1517
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,263
- You got the teeth for it.
- Thank you.
1518
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,277
- Let's just get the fuck out of here.
- Right, let's go. Follow me.
1519
01:12:34,641 --> 01:12:35,851
This looks good, right?
1520
01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:38,062
Show of hands.
Who thinks this is noticeable?
1521
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:40,814
Yeah, it's not good.
1522
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,483
Here we go.
1523
01:12:42,816 --> 01:12:44,193
Welcome. Bienvenue.
1524
01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:45,527
Hi.
1525
01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:47,112
Madame Watts.
1526
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:52,534
I thought I could fake it.
1527
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:55,704
I thought I could just start saying stuff
and you guys would respond,
1528
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:57,122
but I guess it's a real language.
1529
01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:59,208
Anyway, do we have a deal?
1530
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:03,087
No fucking way. Look at that shit.
1531
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:04,588
Why is it all burny?
1532
01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,340
- Burny?
- It's burnt.
1533
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:08,926
Like you roasted this
over a fucking campfire,
1534
01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,260
singing songs and shit.
1535
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:14,598
Though charred on the outside...
this will fuck you up, I promise.
1536
01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:18,852
It's artisanal. We took a classic
and just set it on fire.
1537
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:22,106
It's kind of like a coke brûlée. See?
1538
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:25,776
Oh, my God. Like, I’ve done that before.
1539
01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:31,115
Feelings, concerns, initial reactions?
What notes are you getting?
1540
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,449
Oh.
1541
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,868
That's terrible.
1542
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:37,371
So, do we have a deal?
1543
01:13:37,454 --> 01:13:40,040
No need to look at it.
Just look right here.
1544
01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:42,739
Okay, so is there
any other way out of here?
1545
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:43,919
No, this is it.
1546
01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:46,672
- That's the French dude.
- Yeah.
1547
01:13:47,005 --> 01:13:51,009
So because I like you
and I feel like we could be friends,
1548
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:55,139
Uh, ten percent.
Ten percent discount to move this today.
1549
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:58,350
Uh, fifteen fucking percent.
1550
01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,977
You're fucking me around.
1551
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:03,021
I bet we can sneak out
while they're distracted by the deal.
1552
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,314
That's a good idea.
1553
01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:06,233
It's 18.5, and that’s it.
1554
01:14:06,316 --> 01:14:09,903
Standing at my power
at 19% and no fucking further.
1555
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:14,366
Twenty-five percent, cause I need
to go home and watch a Nancy Meyers movie
1556
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,576
and erase this day.
1557
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:17,327
Twenty-five percent, huh?
1558
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:22,458
Okay.
1559
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,919
- We're good.
- Thank you so much. Fuck off.
1560
01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:28,881
Here's the money! I’m so excited.
1561
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:30,799
This is the Detroit Metro Police.
1562
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:31,925
We have you surrounded.
1563
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,510
- No!
- You set us up!
1564
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,137
I'm taking what's mine!
1565
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:38,540
Why don’t we just wait for them to finish
shooting each other, and we just walk out?
1566
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,225
Listen you French fucks,
1567
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:43,395
I know you’re just finding out
about feminism and lung cancer,
1568
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,565
but I’m taking the money!
This is mine, you motherfuckers!
1569
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,151
- Put a bullet right in your forehead.
- No.
1570
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,903
Down, Stein!
1571
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:04,833
- What the fuck?
- Sorry!
1572
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,138
We all make mistakes!
1573
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,769
Okay, here's the plan.
1574
01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:27,523
Orlando and I, we run out guns blazing.
Create a diversion.
1575
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,317
But I promise, we're all going to
make it out of here alive.
1576
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,071
Most of us. At least half of us
are going to make it out of here alive.
1577
01:15:34,154 --> 01:15:36,674
- Why would you say that?
- Which fucking half?
1578
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,098
You're right. It's not a good plan.
1579
01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:41,245
I gotta say, man, if you die,
I’d be pretty pissed.
1580
01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:42,746
I love you, too.
1581
01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:43,956
I ain't saying all that now.
1582
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,207
Yeah, but I get it.
1583
01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:48,043
- Aren't you trained for shit like this?
- Let's do this.
1584
01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:04,935
- Shit!
- Coffee!
1585
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:07,688
Come on, let's go!
1586
01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,603
- Don't shoot us!
- Hold your fire!
1587
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,738
I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death!
1588
01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,033
Coffee's still in there!
1589
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,077
That shit's gonna blow! Get 'em back now!
1590
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,914
Fuck, it's not detaching!
1591
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,631
We about to make it
out this mother fucker.
1592
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:38,302
If I die, you motherfuckers
are coming with me!
1593
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,305
Coffee,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1594
01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:43,765
Get out of here!
1595
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:46,852
- Oh, shit!
- Son of a... Fuck!
1596
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:47,935
Fuck.
1597
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:53,357
I'm sorry.
1598
01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,361
I'm so sorry.
1599
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:02,451
- You're bullshitting!
- I'm not. This got so out of hand!
1600
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:05,495
Please, help me.
1601
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:10,125
I’m at the end of my fucking rope, man.
I don’t know how this happened!
1602
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,628
Listen, you made some horrible choices.
1603
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:15,551
But it's not too late. The department
has great mental health resources.
1604
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,342
You might do a little time,
but we can turn your life around.
1605
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,427
I am fucking with you!
1606
01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:22,387
- Fuck! I knew it.
- You idiot.
1607
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,680
You had no idea.
1608
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,742
Coffee!
1609
01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:52,751
This is what happens when you fuck
with me, you mother...
1610
01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,294
Eat it, Watts!
1611
01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:59,633
No!
1612
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:01,467
No!
1613
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,181
No!
1614
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,435
Come on, man. Get in there and help him.
1615
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,604
The fire department will be here
real soon, guys,
1616
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,606
and I'm sure everything will work out
just fine.
1617
01:18:19,277 --> 01:18:20,570
Ah, shit.
1618
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:21,780
Voilà.
1619
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,167
If you need a good grief counselor,
I know a guy.
1620
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,251
Look!
1621
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:45,262
- Coffee!
- James!
1622
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,392
- He's on fire!
- Coffee!
1623
01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,520
No, move. Move!
1624
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:57,566
James, I'm so glad you're okay.
Oh my God.
1625
01:18:58,191 --> 01:18:59,401
Are you crying?
1626
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,862
Who's soft now, huh?
1627
01:19:01,945 --> 01:19:03,739
- Are you all right?
- No!
1628
01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,997
- Somebody help!
- Come on.
1629
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,423
Officer Coffee will corroborate
your role as an informant?
1630
01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:23,986
Hell yeah, he'll corroborate.
The fucking kid'll tell you, too!
1631
01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:26,094
All that's behind me, man,
Imma be a dentist.
1632
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,429
I decided. Just recently.
1633
01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:29,890
Imma be a dentist.
I'm like the mold in the whole situation.
1634
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:33,226
So, Deb, are you a Gary Sinise fan?
1635
01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,437
You think he'll be okay?
1636
01:19:36,396 --> 01:19:38,356
Yeah, I think he'll be just fine.
1637
01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:40,399
What about us?
1638
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,193
Huh?
1639
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:46,072
What would you say
if I asked you to marry me?
1640
01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:48,283
Let's see how this all heals up first.
1641
01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:52,621
Ow, don't make me laugh!
1642
01:19:52,704 --> 01:19:54,664
It causes more chunks to fall off.
1643
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:56,124
Have you seen yourself yet?
1644
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,503
Oh, it's gonna be fine.
I'll just put some aloe on it.
1645
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:06,384
Coffee,
I want those hands where I can see them.
1646
01:20:08,553 --> 01:20:12,015
Damn. How is this more gross
than when I caught y'all boning?
1647
01:20:12,098 --> 01:20:13,934
Hey! We got a live one here!
1648
01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:19,648
No!
1649
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:26,321
Coffee, I'm gonna kill...
1650
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:38,332
Coffee.
1651
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,170
Stay away from my family, bitch!
1652
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,548
That was hot.
1653
01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,678
Now that is what the fuck
I'm talking about.
1654
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,179
Hey! Language.
1655
01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:53,305
You just shot...
1656
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,686
Yes, ma'am.
1657
01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,629
Don’t think I don’t see the look
y'all are giving each other.
1658
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:02,774
I see everything.
1659
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:06,027
Coffee, you have got your hands full.
1660
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:09,656
Yeah. So does this mean the deal’s over?
You gonna let me see your mom,
1661
01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:12,075
and you're definitely not gonna try
to have me murdered?
1662
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:15,453
Just don't give me
a fucking reason to.
1663
01:21:51,364 --> 01:21:53,700
♪ Looking round the city ♪
1664
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,495
♪ People up
People down ♪
1665
01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:01,249
♪ Everybody get ready ♪
1666
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,961
♪ For different thing
Is comin' about y'all ♪
1667
01:22:05,962 --> 01:22:10,675
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine ♪
1668
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:17,849
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine ♪
1669
01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:27,692
♪ Feels bad gettin' busted ♪
1670
01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:31,196
♪ No matter where you're from ♪
1671
01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:35,450
♪ One thing's for sure ♪
1672
01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:39,788
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna get mine
Hey ♪
1673
01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:44,584
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine ♪
1674
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:52,092
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine ♪
1675
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,595
♪ Yes I will ♪
1676
01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:59,349
♪ I'll get mine ♪
1677
01:23:01,851 --> 01:23:03,144
♪ Yes I will ♪
1678
01:23:05,188 --> 01:23:06,564
♪ Band ♪
1679
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:18,660
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1680
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:26,209
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1681
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,842
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1682
01:23:42,475 --> 01:23:43,977
♪ I'm gonna get mine ♪
1683
01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,398
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1684
01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:53,278
♪ I'm gonna get mine
Yes I will now ♪
1685
01:23:54,237 --> 01:23:55,989
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1686
01:23:57,198 --> 01:24:00,869
♪ I got to get mine
Yes I do ♪
1687
01:24:01,953 --> 01:24:03,580
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1688
01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:09,419
♪ I got to get mine ♪
1689
01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:11,004
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1690
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:16,009
♪ I got to get mine
Yes I do ♪
1691
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,595
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1692
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:24,559
♪ I got to get mine ♪
1693
01:24:24,642 --> 01:24:26,352
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1694
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:30,315
♪ I got to get mine
Yeah ♪
1695
01:24:35,361 --> 01:24:38,198
♪ See me in the club
Money fallin' to the floor ♪
1696
01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:41,868
♪ I'm goin' crazy like
Wud up doe ♪
1697
01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:45,246
♪ Eat, money, jewels, cars
That's just how we livin' ♪
1698
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,792
♪ Smokin' Purple Haze
Beat yo ass like Sonny Liston ♪
1699
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:52,212
♪ Eyes red, real low
Fucked up while they roll ♪
1700
01:24:52,295 --> 01:24:55,256
♪ Scared they see me like
Wud up doe ♪
1701
01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:58,676
♪ Hit the pistols, go
We just bullshittin' ♪
1702
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:02,055
♪ Let the chocolate go
They say yo ass listenin' ♪
1703
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:05,600
♪ He tryna get me bad
Y'all know how it go ♪
1704
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:09,229
♪ See me in the streets like
Wud up doe ♪
1705
01:25:09,312 --> 01:25:12,482
♪ They scream my name
Everywhere I go ♪
1706
01:25:12,565 --> 01:25:15,860
♪ And when I'm in the D
Wud up doe ♪
1707
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:19,322
♪ It's the Fruity Pebble gangsters
I fucks with bricks though ♪
1708
01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:21,074
♪ On the ground, land though ♪
1709
01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,757
♪ I'm the reason
There's a war on drugs ♪
1710
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:26,246
♪ It's the magic fucking kingdom
Leave your ass, leak your blood ♪
1711
01:25:26,329 --> 01:25:29,749
♪ Kill your ass just because
Detroit is where I'm from ♪
1712
01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:33,628
♪ Big titties, fat ass
Bitch, I take the deal ♪
1713
01:25:33,711 --> 01:25:37,048
♪ Deep throat, spit 'n all
Take it in the butthole ♪
1714
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:40,468
♪ Type o' bitch if 12 comes
she don't have a phone ♪
1715
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:44,139
♪ Wait the whole 48
to keep my stories untold ♪
1716
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,975
♪ I'm never drunk
I ain't a bitch ♪
1717
01:25:47,058 --> 01:25:50,854
♪ I'd stitch my mouth lip to lip
before I ever snitch ♪
1718
01:25:50,937 --> 01:25:53,815
♪ Keep licking wrists
always they froze up ♪
1719
01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:57,777
♪ Like the women in the D
I'm colder than a mother ♪
1720
01:25:57,861 --> 01:26:00,780
♪ We ain't come to talk
And we ain't come to tustle ♪
1721
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:04,659
♪ Stop flexin'
We the mother fuckin' muscle ♪
1722
01:26:04,742 --> 01:26:07,704
♪ Ridin' D
Got their choppers 'n their aim for sho' ♪
1723
01:26:07,787 --> 01:26:11,416
♪ I ditch love in the streets
Wud up doe ♪
1724
01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:14,627
♪ In the club
Money falling to the floor ♪
1725
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,131
♪ I'm going crazy like
Wud up doe ♪
1726
01:26:18,631 --> 01:26:22,010
♪ Eat, money, jewels, cars
That's just how we livin' ♪
1727
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:25,388
♪ Smokin' Purple Haze
Beat yo ass like Sonny Liston ♪
1728
01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:28,892
♪ Eyes red, real low
Fucked up while they roll ♪
1729
01:26:28,975 --> 01:26:31,936
♪ Scared they see me like
Wud up doe ♪
1730
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:35,607
♪ We hit the pistols, go
We just bullshittin' ♪
1731
01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:38,985
♪ Let that chopper go
They say your ass listenin' ♪
1732
01:26:39,068 --> 01:26:42,655
♪ He tryna get me
You all know how that go ♪
1733
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:45,783
♪ See me in the streets like
Wud up doe ♪
1734
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:49,245
♪ They scream my name
Everywhere I go ♪
1735
01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:52,749
♪ And when I'm in the D
Wud up doe ♪